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whats going on with my "wooms" and in some cases, "yebs"? theyre all going after gold dynamo player Ballin!, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We're on one Team, /INK/, and i dont like whats happening. We have a PERFECT Player, THE TALK OF ALL OF /INK/, and "selfish mormons" are trying to hurt it, all over a program that never dies, Flexlion. for months its win trading over and over again.
my woomy got hit by the subway slammer and went EOS...
>>531294230I still donโt even have a Five Star weapon
>>531294230I just want the twink boyfriend. I was close to getting it but flar happened and I dropped about 700 points
>>531295252The "twink" is in his 30s by the way.
>>531295150Im close to one! With the sploosh...
>>531296038Twinks can be in their 30s, yes
>>531295150me neither, I can't stick to one long enough.
>sensor the entire enemy team
>pop screen
>100% guranteed kills
why do people say new squelchies suck, again? just because components suck? are people that fucking shallow and can't comprehend something without a bomb and a "lol enemy doesn't get to play the game" special being good?
i remember i could decently use chargers in 2...
>>531289838 (OP)Are the OPs no longer affected by the splatfest winner?
>>531300659I can get quads with a Clash Blaster, doesn't make it 'good'
>>531303487there's a difference between can and will
>>531300659squelchies are the biggest nigger weapon in the game and it's mains pretend they are bad just because they take an iota of skill
when will painbrush get nerfed
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>Nintendo Live announced
>nobody gives a shit
Dead game, dead general, dead woomies.
>>531316225Not a direct, I don't give a damn
>>531296038nice headcanon schizo but u never getting this yebooty!
>>531316225is there anything splat-related in it?
>>531317840Cease living altogether
>>531318892Slom and turf tourneys.
>>531319590>slom tourneyinteresting.
>turf tourneyzzz
>>531318428dont hate yebweyys! hate the jannies that continue to allow schizo to infect this general but delete innocent posts like
>>531317008
I just want to collect the tableturf cards.
Why can I can not get more tableturf card packs by just playing tableturf?
Why can I not just directly buy tableturf cards with coins?
Why is the only way to grind tableturf card packs using the stupid gacha machine in the lobby?
Fuck this game.
>****** spacing
also Table turf sucks anyway, no one cares
opinion discarded
>>531319590do japs actually like turf?
>>531322049Table turf is such a weird mode.
>quick mini game that makes for a break from the intense matches. >actually takes longer then the matches. Also not enough cards. Needs more gimmicks to keep it fresh,
>>531323426yes, for some weird reason
most tournaments over there are TW
>new eggstra has splash and sploosh at the same time
funny
>>531322523No woomy's sky
new feature in raiders where you're forced to feed frye whenever you want her to work on something
>>531321582put on a shirt you are embarrassing
>>531324964I legit expect that to be a feature in Raiders you have to gather food so Frye will have the energy to build you things that are needed for a level.
>>531323426>>531324086probably because they're official ninty tournaments, and/or being pressured by ninty to have a specific ruleset, so of course ninty is gonna want to promote the game's main mode.
https://files.catbox.moe/yjwvik.mp4
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>531333989God I love her so much
>>531321332oughh i need her.... i'll hug her until she turns into a burst bomb
>>531347325Gripping the goblin's blueberries.
>>531321332woomy & burgersugiru
I saw on Marie's latest ikagram post that Callie has started listening to Woometal. She was squidbagging so hard to the song she broke the wooden floor at their summer place back in Calamari country.
i am [woomy!] and you will quote everything i [woom...]
i like the idea of a mechanic woomy because her armpits are probably sweaty
>>531361828>sweaty woom pits you say?>Bepsi + sweaty woomy perfection.
>>531362153it should be Callie holding that bepsi... and her pits of course
>lose five games
>do a sick game saving 4k the next game
>feel better about myself
this is worse than drugs
>>531362676But Callie don't like stink that is a Marie thing
the [woomy!] device is rleady to peair
the [woomy!] device is connectead successfallรฆ
>>531366220I'm sure Callie would enjoy sharing her stink. Marie on the other hand enjoys the stink of others, preferably agents (minors)
The blacker the yebby
The bigger I shoot
My roommate walking into my room seeing my corpse on the floor holding a gun and splatfest results on my tv
Do people actually still care about turdfest after the grandfest?
>>531368012the [woomy!] device battery is low
please charge now
>>531369268I wonder if anyone committed suicide over splatfest results. People have offed themselves for less.
>>531369652the [woomy!] is now charging
1hr 45mins to go until the [woomy!] charged
>>531369268You have a tv?!
>>531369652i work at the most normie office you can possible imagine. I want to have woomy! as my phone sound but would absolutely be executed socially over it. It's hard enough masking everyday and pretend I like love island just to get accepted and promoted
>>531369907considering splatfests become actual law I'm sure it hit a lot of cephs hard when inklings won over octolings
>>531369625It's hard to get invested into splatfests since they're three ways now. The only one I got invested in was choosing the leader and the grandfest. Everything else is shit.
>>531370298ever since i upgraded to [veemo!] my device only takes 30 minutes to charge
it's great when i'm on the go
>>531370431put a blaster direct zing on it instead, nobody will bat an eye
or an h3 direct pa-ching, if you are a particularly handsome individual
>>531370660splatfests only mattered to me when it was Marie and Callie
>>531370431What if everyone else is also masking their autistic tendencies?
>>531371626then they would have to out themselves in order to out you
>>531371626People here consider [disney] star wars nerdy. If I told them about splatoon I would probably be called a pedophile.
>>531370856I've read good things about [veemo!] might have to look into getting a [veemo!]
>>531362854Not sexist, just don't like them.
>>531372341Star Wars
>NerdyDo you work with a bunch of super normies all over 50 or something?
>>531372690Are you male or female?
>>531372923Does it matter?
i know it's dave's map, but i'm turfing.
Gah I can't stop thinking about woomy. Get her out she's floating around in my brain matter
woomy woomy woomy wwoomy oomy woomy
woomy woomy
>it took eight years to make donkey kong bananza
lol
lmao even
>>531373591So its woomy o clock for you then?
sniff
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>>531373749You'll but it anyway along with Raidens and Splat4n.
>nintendrone thinking I'll stoop to his level and buy games I'll never play
>>531373986My Nintendo consoles are exclusively woomy machines. All of their other games suck.
>>531373749at least 2 of those years were spent dicking around in the concept design phase and the devs usually take time off to work in other projects. Actual development time is smaller than reported.
>>531374204holy based me too, but i don't even play splatoon.
>>531366974did i miss something or why was there a second version made?
>>531374335>animal crossing
>>531373986>splat4nyeah
in three years lmao
>>531373749It took eight years to make MKW
And six years to make TotK
But those aren't really 8 and 6 year games and we know about TotK that they spent a year sitting on their thumbs
I suppose the dev pipeline at Nintendo might be weird with a project taking uneven times and team effort before ideation and release
Because believing otherwise would mean they actually had a group of people working on these games for 8 years and
fuck that
>>531374204not all of them in general, but lately their output's been feeling very... dumbed down, i guess?. gotta give it to ngmi, he at least didn't turn woomy game into a single button platformer for kids that's more spectacle than substance (and not that much spectacle either). mkw is also an exception with them throwing mechanics at it until it's less racing and more tony hawk, but it's been in development for years so it's also a relic of the pre-dumbening era. once metroid prime releases, we'll officially be out of those. bananza's apparently very easy and not very polished, if leaks are to be trusted.
>>531374545one was a mspaint disaster piece
>>531366974another was perfectly draw and turn into a gif
>>531373937
>fryenigger can't help blogposting about the latest nintendieslop
No I won't namedrop xem
>>531374916>In three yearsLmao the absolute delusional take
10years later and you still like callie
>>531379243no, it's been 10 years and i still don't like any of the idols
Its weird that some people here dont find the player cephs sexy.
Okay /ink/, it's your lucky day. I need more practice drawing butts, so I will take one or two drawing requests involving the gluteus maxiumus or anal canal.
Will stream based on how SFW/NSFW I feel it's going to be.
>>531379447Why are woomies allowed to do that?
>>531382791Woom/Veem in a Keijo match
>>531382791Mr grizz doing the ass shake from Open Season
>>531382791is your family still going to be watching?
>>531382791Callie and her tako backup dancers shaking their butts
>>531383384Not likely but my brother followed me. It's not like I'm trying to hide it, my parents both know and support the fact that I draw NSFW.
Fun fact: I forgot to log out of the family computer one day and my mom came across that one Calliextentacles pic I drew like 8 years ago lol. She wasn't happy but ever since then she's teased me about it.
I hate this porn addicted pedophile shithole
>>531383743you can go literally anywhere else
since you just referred to everyone here as a pedophile then you're most likely from reddit anyways, so you should probably just go back. sorry you can't tell the difference between fiction and reality.
>>531383743>goes on 4chan>surprised to see things you find in a 4chan thread
>"etm sweaty........ pedophilia is le truecaca culture"
you people lurk 24/7 waiting for drawfags kek
>>531383819trying way too hard to fit in
>>531383819>>531383890>>531384080>>531384087These are the most insecure reddit replies I've seen to a bait post.
>>531384685Ironic, considering you teehee'd.
>>531385057>durr it was actually bait
Drake Diddy ahh blud general
Sometimes I wish I grew up on snoy and not a wii u so I wouldn't have ended up here
>>531384685surprise we didnt see the same artbegging niggers like kold panic rainy gurkan fantasy kek
>>531382791I should specify. I am moreso looking for something that has the butt in focus, not just featuring the butt. And humanoid.
How about this; Give me a ceph/idol and a pose idea/reference and I'll work with that.
It's amazing gurkan will still gobble on ballins nuts with posts like these
>>531385672
>>531385848โEveryone is so mean 2 meโ pose but with Callie
wake up babe it's time to go 0-3 in series twice in a row due to shit matchmaking
>>531383603man
I know the shitposters that constantly ruin this thread will feel this statement too, but having the support of your parents must be nice.
>>531385848Big veemo butt on a Crab Tank.
>>531373492better maps still turfing.
>>531385848Big Man being squeezed dry by Shiver and Frye's butts.
>le joke is that I'm a retarded porn addicted cuckold ecks dee
>>531385848Utsuho with a splatana
>>531382791Lifting her butt with her fingers
531386653
this anon mad as fuck lmao
>>531385979For me, it's his ass
>>531386269I am immune to criticism because I have people irl that love and support me.
>>531386119>>531386531Going to make an attempt at these two. May switch depending on how I feel.
https://www.twitch.tv/sketchtan
>>531386883>Imagine not letting hate and anger fuel you
Would you step on this slom
For 18 million shell out tokens
ggs, g! thanks for fishing as usual. good gold haul
take care
>>531388568I'd do it for free, total fsh death.
>>531388568how much if you fuck it instead
>>531387047i thought you couldn't draw bare ass on twitch.
>>531389683>intrigued by it>>531386531>about to smack the shit out of itWoomies seem to be much better at controlling their impulses.
>>531389887im woomy but i want to let go and be impulsive like veemo
A balding fat man wrote this post
>>531391047
>>531393787Think I'm going to take a break. May or may not resume later
>>531389406oh well.
>>531399906the next one that's posted
I preferred late S2 slowness to late S3's hopelessness, tbqhfamalam.
>>531406226They're the same thing you're just biased
not really S2 was a 8/10 3 is a 6/10, if I'm feeling generous.
>>531407446Hime cut woomies sell their cut flops on the black market.
>>531394229Sorry, had every intention to continue drawing but life got in the way. Don't know when I'll have another opportunity. Apologies.
>>531408426I'm pretty sure that inkling 'hair' simply reverts back to liquid once its cutoff from the body.
>>531412903dont sweat it
dont feel obligated to deliver, youve delivered plenty in the past
>>531424640It's not splatooween yet you dummy
>>531425823Porn addicts need no excuse and are further emboldened by nagging post such as my own.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around Raiders, Nintendo could really drop the ball hard here but I still have high hopes. It better not just be a simple underwater exploration game, I want that Octo canyon/valley/Expansion weird shit
>>531435750there's been no mention of any form of underwater exploration so i don't know why you would expect that
>>531439581>bottom middleblooper woomer.
>>531439402>i don't know why you would expect thatmaybe because they saw the submersible in the trailer being prominently shown off for no reason and assumed that a vehicle designed and built for under water travel would be used for under water travel
unless you think raiders is gonna be you exploring a tiny ass island and nothing else for $80
>>531435750I'm just hoping for decent customizable weapons and gadgets. Seems like having the playable character be a mechanic is going to play into crafting being a big part of the game. Aside from that, I don't really know about how the overworld will play. I can guess a few things, but I'd rather wait for more info before speculating
>>531441248>$80why do people think this is the default when the Mario Odyssey equivalent of this gen is $70?
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>>531439581>half squintsmug
>>531439880>newfags don't know about kintoirogrim
>>531445514no you want waffles
>>531445514you want french toast
>>531447782no, we don't want anything fr*nch in this thread
>>531449092Gyaru shiver is wife material.
>>531414467>Real woomy flopper>Bottled>100,000 woomy coin per bottle
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You got me? Yes yes, very good. HOWEVER :^)
>>531446186>>531447782All I know is I canโt wait to get a mouthful
Will Spl4toon feature yet another idol with a fivehead?
>>531454474Theyโll be a brain in a glass jar to allow for maximum 6head
>>531453628>unconditional in Splat1What were they thinking?
>>531453628>dies for the 5th time in a row without splatting anyoneYou were saying?
>>531454738Splatoon was never meant to be an esport
>>531455552Remember this from the Switch 1 console reveal?
As twitter wants to be a total bitch today no Veemo, Callie or Pearl gyaru pics to be had
Have this mod image instead.
>cap first rainmaker point
>rest of my team runs ahead and tries to spawncamp before the bubble is even popped
>all die
>we don't get any further
>20 seconds left, at that position again
>rush ahead to distract the charger and make a diversion so team can push
>they grab the rainmaker and fucking RETREAT with it
>die
>lose
how do these braindead niggers even get into S+ in the first place
>>531451409>Gyaruno it's just black shiver according to the artist.
How do I stop losing in Salmon Run?
>>531458941Luck. Bad players luck into the higher ranks all the time since the game doesn't have rank loss they stay there until the next season, where they luck into that rank again.
>>531455552splatoon was always meant to be fun
having your efforts be rendered near worthless by a couple little green squids is not fun
Splatoon 4 should just have instant respawn bu default. Actuly scratch that, it should remove deaths altogether, everyone is always invincible. No downtime, constant action, maximum fun.
>>531472051Lure movable Boss Salmonids to the basket. Whatever weapon you have make sure you know what can be killed by it easily and play predator. Never say โThis Way!โ
>>531473521Honestly it could be a fun gimmick for a challenge. Turf war where no one can die.
>>531472051Learn how to kill fly fish and steelheads consistently. Test your weapon against the target so you know exactly how many shots it takes to kill the steel head.
Killing fly fish is probably the most important though.
I had a dream where the game had enderpearls as a subweapon.
>>531478907Gimme a few minutes, Iโll let you know when Iโm ready.
>>531451351https://x.com/EaSyGoInG_naka/status/1907086157718114447
Did they release the second season of Yebby yet.
This game is so dead. what other 3rd person shooter game are you playing?
The eternal debate: dolphin shorts or spats?
>>531496846dolphin shorts
>>531496846Dolphin shorts show more leg.
>>531496846Spats. Dolphin shorts will look better in 4 when they make the model thinner.
>>531496846spats, classic woomy look
>>531496846ceph dependent, tbdesu.
veems look better in dolphin shorts, wooms look better in spats.
I still dont understand why they gave the skirt long visible shorts when you can wear a baggy shirt that covers everything and implies bottomless.
I wish there were more pants styles and im not even horny.
>>531498228socks should be separate from shoes, let us pick from a small set of them.
>>531499102ily namnaki anon
>>531496846Cotton leggings
Which idol do you think is the biggest alcohol abuser?
>>531496846Tight leggings, but spats then and now
>>531509149marina stands outside liquor stores
>>531509149marie
agent 4 is a victim
>>531509149Shiver is the biggest sake drinker
>>531509149Frye and not because she's an alcoholic, but because she eats and drinks everything and she cannot ever get drunk.
marie running on a treadmill for 2 hours just to sniff her own armpits
Have I misunderstand how "open" and "challenge" modes work? I got matched against the same team twice in a row which I thought wasn't possible in challenge mode.
>>531516504any mode can match you with the same team twice, it's just less likely in soloq
>>531516504Which language are you playing in? Challenge in the english version refers to the event modes with new rules.
>>531509149Big Man
Its the only way he can survive Shiver & Frye but when he gets drunk enough he glides off to a Salmon location and starts getting into fights with fish.
>>531516860Japanese
Just bought the game a few days ago, maybe it's too late to try playing ranked at this point. Since I unlocked ranked I won two matches to start with but have lost seven in a row since then and they've been complete blowouts, and I got assigned into C- rank, but it doesn't seem like the people I'm playing against should be in this rank.
going to makomart, need anything?
>>531518250In challenge/series, you're always matched with people who are the same rank as you. In open, everyone plays with each other.
>>531518676Yeah I've been only playing challenge since I didn't want to play against people grouped up
>>531518250ore mo nanka nihonjinese desu yo
>>531518334they recalled the yebby-ohs for ink.coli contamination
>>531518334Two yebbies please, bowlcut and slick please.
Make sure they are fresh.
>>531518334Marina uses ebt and her shopping basket is very colorful
>>531518334Kool-Aid powder packs
Im going to punch myself in the head everytime i lose now
this is the only way I can improve
Someone thinks you have "issues".
>>531522721all 20 manga volumes so far
>>531518334I'll have some loli to go
anyone wanna play some open?
>>531523963Ah damn, I just started a match, I'll open a room after this game
Open mincemeat clams come join the fun 2/4
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>>531472051stay calm and dont panic
This came back pretty quickly.
People who spam THIS WAY make me want to play worse out of spite.
>>531525130I've quit many a game out of spite, I'll be down to throw
Is Callie the only non-alcoholic?
Callie tried alcohol once and decides she doesn't really like it
Marie drank on occasion but became an alcoholic from stress when Callie went missing. She's still recovering.
Pearl was proud that she could drink before anyone else and regularly got in trouble for performing while under the influence
Marina drinks on occasion but only at home
Shiver and Frye drink constantly and don't really care if they're drunk or not.
Big Man constantly has to put up with them and has sworn off alcohol after seeing what it does to his co-workers. This is why he was part of the Big Betrayal.
>>531525324alcohol just makes her depressed, she prefers other alternatives
Are splatooners also splacoomers?
>>531526992No yebweys allowed because she already has one in that bebsi box
>>531525948I think it's pretty safe to say that the Mechanic will become an alcoholic after dealing with Frye and Shiver's bickering
>2-11
damn im shit with blaster I dont know how the fuck the hitboxes function when it comes to splash damage
>>531528416How do you be shit with blaster
you just look in the general direction of the enemy and press ZR and win
>Marie has stopped making public appearances
>Inner circle of idols know Marie is under a lot of stress from Callie being missing
>Shiver goes to Marie's place to try and comfort her and talk her through everything
>Shiver while at the door hears stumbling and crashing as a drunken Marie goes to answer the door
>Marie is hesitant to fully open the door at first since she doesn't want anyone to see her like this but Shiver insists that she can help her
>Marie undoes the door chain and allows Shiver in, stumbling towards the couch, with minimal cushions remaining
>Shiver realizes the place is a mess but doesn't say anything
>Shiver also notices several empty whiskey bottles scattered around the couch, realizes she's fallen asleep on it multiple times
>Marie is slouched on the couch, not making eye contact and is mostly just staring at the end table, as the TV continues on about a report that the Great Zapfish is missing again
>Shiver begins to speak up, sitting down on the neighboring couch, and offers her condolences and comforting words
>Marie is mostly unresponsive as she takes another few gulps from yet another bottle
>Shiver isn't the best at this but continues doing what she can to help Marie calm down
>Marie isn't listening but finally looks up at Shiver, sitting in Callie's usual spot when they would watch TV
>>531529020I DO look at them and fire in general direction it either whiffs or gives the crappy hit marker
>>531530267>Marie in her drunken state starts to think that Shiver looks a lot like Callie>Marie finally gets up again, muttering under her breath that she's sorry, and then begins to restrain Shiver>Before Shiver can react Marie is forcing herself on top of her and violently attempting to kiss her>Marie has missed Callie so much that she just can't hold herself back anymore>Shiver is kicking and flailing but Marie has drunken strength and determination>Marie continues to inappropriately touch all over Shiver and eventually Shiver stops fighting and waits until Marie is finished>Afterwards Shiver is in shock and Marie has some semblance of realization, as both silently separate and Shiver quickly rushes out>Shiver tells what happens to Big Man and they all silently cut ties, Shiver not really knowing what to do>Marie sends hundreds of apologetic texts to Shiver as Shiver doesn't have the heart to block Marie's number but never has the courage to respond>Much later after Callie is found, there is a show scheduled where Deep Cut and the Squid Sisters perform together>The cold air is not unnoticed by Callie and Frye>They finish their performance and backstage where everyone is congratulating one another, >Shiver and Marie are on opposite sides of the room but Callie obliviously pulls them both in together for a group hug>Shiver, up close and smelling the perfume that Marie uses and being pressed up together, panics and rushes out, causing a scene>Everyone is confused, especially Callie, as Big Man rushes after Shiver to similarly try and console her>Both privately, Marie confesses to Callie and Shiver confesses to Frye about what happened>Callie is in disbelief, and Frye expressed sympathy, as she had noticed for a while that something was up with Shiver
>>531530435>Callie calls Big Man to try and schedule a meetup and discuss how they move forward>They meet at Callie's favorite burger place so she has some comfort food as she discusses the sensitive topic>Callie is in disguise but Big Man's "bigness" is not unnoticed, and a paparazzi eavesdrops their conversation>Paparazzi sells story to news outlet, and quickly it becomes widespread how Marie "raped" Shiver>Squid Sisters reputation is ruined, and after their last performance bombed, they once again stopped making public appearances. Even Callie going on solo-tours didn't help at all>Marie is once again bingedrinking but much heavier this time>Callie one day returns from a solo-tour to find a foreboding note on the table>She recognizes Marie's handwriting and quickly tries to go to her room>Door is locked>No response>Police are called >Pry open door>They find what they had hoped not to>News breaks that Marie has killed herself following the backlash of the Shiver story>Shiver blames herself for telling Big Man which eventually lead to the news breaking out>Callie is distraught and permanently stops making appearances>Off the Hook starts preforming Squid Sisters songs in memorium>Shiver still constantly gets asked about it in interviews
>>531530427Even the "crappy hit" is still 50+ damage for the regular blasters. You're not intended to always get direct hits.
The worst Splatoon game turns 8 in just five days.
>>531526251>she prefers other alternativesYes
>>531531295octo expansion is still ludokino though
>>531517363Anon, daisuki and daisuke are two different things.
>>531509149>not a single anon says Callielol
lmao even
>>531528416i would start with rapid and learn spacing, fallback to torpedoes to be safe before trying something like s-blast
>>531517363based rhythm heaven enjoyer, even if you got the japanese wrong
>>531531997at worst, Callie would be a slut
>>531532137it was a good read.
shit maps but gonna turf.
>>531532137Every time I try and write smut, my inner self takes control and just makes things worse. I've come to accept it.
>>531532430only good line was about callie comfort burgers, rest was utter garbage
>>531533334this is why u were blocked
>>531532430it's well written and that's why i hate it.
>>531530267>>531530435>>531530569Anon, your writing is truly terrible. Not as in "you're writing terrible things" (which you are), but literally, your word choice, repeating of identical phrases in the same sentence, and downright strange prose betrays inexperience at best, and possible mental sickness at worst. As somebody who's familiar with schizophrenics, my recommendation is that you seek help. Also, get this shit outta here so we don't have to see it anymore.
>>531530267>>531530435>>531530569Jesus fuck, anon, that was horrifying and depressing to read. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Anyways they need to get rid of squid rolls, because you shouldn't be able to dodge out of an autobomb.
They should be as oppressive as they were in IA3.
>>531535645Do people actually die to chickens?
>>531534941>Bro finished ENGL 104 and is expecting Terry Pufferachet level quality from casual posters
To the /ink/ user with a mario question block avatar, thereโs a new one on nso.
>>531535807Surprisingly yes they do I've made many a kills with them. Most of them are chargers while the rest are people who aren't paying attention.
And that one super jumper who landed at the exact moment the bomb went off.
>>531534941I already know I'm severely unwell. I literally didn't have a childhood because from age 11-18 I was in and out of hospitals as my parents were trying to figure out what was wrong with me. Writing isn't my first skill but I didn't want to make an entire comic about it. I don't have any frame of reference for happy endings because I was never given one. Only the unfortunate truth of reality.
>>531530267>>531530435>>531530569Genuinely worse than the Marina train story, I kneel
>>531537895Marina train story?
>>531535152can you post an outfit? i'm drawing woomy again.
yes i too only know pain in life
[muffled gargling squid noises playing in the background]
>>531538226Marina gets molested but it takes forever to read because the poster told the story through a gif instead of a text dump
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>>531539505i want to rip hear ear rings off
>panko gets even more free art
lucky woomy, lucky woomy...
>>531541042It says they're clips on right there.
>>531539505that's certainly... an outfit. it's for a dakimakura if that changes anything.
>>531542297one from my collection
>"hm yes I will drop off the high ground and try to fight a blob head-on with tap shots"
highest IQ charger
>>531543319Looks more like they fell off the ledge instead of jumping down
I love how open matchmaking is just like
>0-100 stomp
>100-0 stomp
>0-100 stomp
>100-0 stomp
>0-100 stomp
>100-0 stomp
You can always seabag an e-liter
it's always morally correct
the only other morally correct action being to drag them out into the street and shoot them
>>531547604>seabagExactly how long have you been here again?
>>531548086Long enough to know that saying "seabag" triggers spergs like you
>>531548086You fags say stuff like โoh my codโ yet have a problem with seabag.
>>531548486retards using the trigger defense is always funny
>retards using the trigger defense is always funny
Octolings should be genocided
this is the new 2600 in ttek
THIS is what inkers are doing in gamechat?
>>531557530I don't have a camera.
>>531557530That's adorable
https://files.catbox.moe/jq1flj.jpg
I'll just post this now
>>531566001That's a good woomy.
>>531566001if only you did yebbies....or weyyos. If only if you were teh gayyy
>>531566952I'm willing to draw a gay
>>531569293draw gay veemos
>>531569293I mean I can post one if you want to, but don't feel like you should have to, either.
GGs Meruru didn't expect me and E to run into you lol.
>>531566001>rainy again*yawn*
>>531570286I'll just draw my own weyy, but later
>>531570503Rainy deserves it
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eliterfags should get drugged on the streets and shoot
>visiting family overseas
>finally find time to play first time in 5 days
>game tells me to fuck off in the first match
Ok, I just won't then.
>>531554567X-rank matchmaking after the 2000 mark is pretty much a dice roll anyway. So many games against a teams that had 2 current top 500s and 1 silver/gold x-rank badges that currently aren't in the top 500.
Mari streaming in 9 minutes
>https://twitcasting.tv/mkikuma
>>531584634>camera pointed at her screen instead of using a capture card2011 dspgaming
>>531566001ggs I've fugged this woomy
>>531586871you and 90% of inkopolis
Squidsistersโฆis there a good guide somewhere to start home brewing? I have basic information and an unpatched switch.
>214 seconds in series queue
>Not enough players. Please Try Again!
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'nuther day, 'nuther dollah
>Switch 2 finally in stock
>only the MKW bundle
I really didn't want this game but fuck it, I guess
>>531593346Direct soon I'm coping
>>531598150But there is a direct soon, Nate confirmed this july.
>>531557530Well yeah if I had a camera which I won't. It would be fixed on one of the plushies the entire time. The only question is which one to use?
It's gonna be just like with Splatoon 3 where we hear from this game to tell people "hey this thing we're working on exists" and then don't hear from it again for a year before they actually have enough of a game to show.
>>531598590I don't think we're getting much info about Raiders this Direct. I'll be honestly shocked if it even gets anything more than a passing mention.
They should make a game with woomies, but is also good.
>>531603491interesting supposition
>>531598150I'm expecting them to do the same as they did with SO nothing for about 7-8 months then a Raiders direct and a few weeks/months later release
>>531600441They'll show more in the direct next week.
>>531606178bahahahahha look at the waddledee
>>531600441I know it won't happen but it would be nice that right before Raiders comes out they do a special splatcast in 3 with them talking about taking a short vacation while someeone else fills in for them you have Harmony & Acht filling in.
For the next 2-3 weeks before Raiders comes out Harmony & Acht are doing the news when you boot up Splat 3.
>>531606865Yeah I know to much soul Nintendo is deathly allergic to that idea. Only boring Nintendo approved fun allowed in game.
>>531606614Whats wrong woomy?
after careful deliberation i have concluded that marie is in fact better than callie
>>531566001Uoooh woomy sexo!
>>531603491There already is one
>>531606465that's cute anon
>>531606465small indie company
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>>531612128I'd be NIGGAMER
>>531618124Erm you canโt say that
Itโs one of the discord auto modded words
Well Shiver did mention they could perform on the boat.
bought a switch 2 today losing feels equally bad
>>531635262But you get to lose in 4k 120fps
>>531642432>>531642659Frye looks so happy at family time
>>531644174epically memed xDD
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>>531651701scammer piece of shit fuck vivi i hope he dies
>>531652754He will in 60 years like the rest of us.
remember when big man was supposed to win all seasonal splatfests and he was just one away from having won them all
blackbelly skatepark zones, now that was a good map
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losers
creeps
pedos
>>531653089They made sure that didnโt happen.
>>531653089It's okay we're getting more seasonal fests after this.
>>531661879silly anon he can't win all seasonal splatfests if he has lost one.
swinging woomy by her flops into the wall leaving an inky smear
>>531662672woomy coming back with a vengeance doing the same to you
Table turf reminds me that I love card games but I have no one to play with.
I miss my woomy but don't want to play again...
>>531666904If you love something, let them go. And if they come back on their own, then you need to breakout the shot gun.
>>531666904Then just turn on the game and run around the plaza. Go into recon and be silly. No reason to deal with rando's if you just wanna see your woomer.
>>531666904>>531667302>Go into recon and be sillyopen a pb, people join then go to recon
So which part of that Marie suicide greentext should I draw
>>531668590Callie and Big Man conspicuously meeting at a burger joint. That part's funny.
>>531668590>Marie isn't listening but finally looks up at Shiver, sitting in Callie's usual spot when they would watch TV
>>531668590Callie depressed
>>531668590what if /ink/ers drew each sentence of the story and we made it a comic.
>>531669524seconded, I'll participate
they are running splat 2 oe at twitch.tvAusSpeedruns rn
>>531677308This is one of the best pieces of official yet.
>>531677308Why couldn't Nogami let us use all the splatfest outfits with amiibo pictures?
>teammate ragequits
>game disconnects me too
thanks asshole
Callie and Marina probably have OnlyCeph accounts
anyone wanna play some open?
super metroid but you are woomy with her nzap
When are the Yebby Ebbslime files going to be released?
I'm having terrible luck with this salmon run rotation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI61touzC5U
>>531694184It's because you're fucking dogshit and should never touch this game again
I am the great mighty woom
And I'm gonna throw my ink at you
>>531702191Nintendo will look at this and think sr is perfect amd doesnt need new game modes or new perks.
>>531703287Catering to the 0.1% isn't worth the effort, time and money
>>531703454new side content is never a bad thing
>>531703287the problem is not that it needs new modes or perks, it's that it's a mode where success is expected, even with its sliding scale difficulty that can theoretically go to full on unfair lengths
it should be much harder, expected job success rate should be 50%, not 100%
and it would really benefit from stronger bosses and more trash variety
>>531703754Unless 0.1% of the player base accesses it, then it is a bad thing
go ahead and reply to each post, I dare you
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>>531727604Lemonchan's spats on my face
>>531710146Seeing Splat 1 gear with Splat 3 hairstyles is kinda cursed. They shoulda brought it back tho
>>531554567important, you must read this
>>531294230
>>531731223only troons and cheaters have it
>>531736343Iโm not some tranny faggot, do better. Most other Top 10 players I know arenโt on that side either.
Also summer callie sex
>>531737405you are not a top 10 player sybau
>>531736343As a troon cheater, I don't seem to have it, no.
the [woomy!] knows where [woomy!] is, because it knows where [woomy!] isn't
>>531738721lol. you will never hit top 10 :)
Dead thread. Might draw a woomy and never post it.
>>531756854teehee draw me
>>531756854Pretty sure have something to do with Donkey Kong Bananza since I seen a couple /ink/ers playing at once. As well for me too playing it.
>>531760871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM
>>531760871How is it?
Alone from the trailer I'm not convinced
i'm waiting until XCX2 desu
>>531761413nta but I'm hooked on it, it's like Odyssey fused with those Incredible Hulk games from the ps2, very satisfying. Also Loline is precious
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>531763745Still playing?
>>531761413im disappointed because i want a dkc
which is why i don't know how it is since im not buying it
>>531766143I will, opening a room in a little
>>531766993I started a match, I'll join in 5-ish minutes.
>>531767182np, room is open but ill brb, getting a snack
>>531766245oops didn't mean to reply
Direct next week will save us.
I really do not like this map
>>531770225Incoming new kits
Had no money for no Kens so I made my Barbie's fuck
>>531770225Hopefully we get a new trailer and a tentative release date for Raiders. That's all I'm asking for.
GGs p, sorry I can't finish the rotation out
Putting (good) weyys in compromising positions
>>531779139>(good) weyysPreposterous.
>>531779139This but yebs.
>>531761413Sorry was at work but honestly I enjoy it and funny enough I play it like minecraft when digging around lol. Especially when Sonar is fully maxed out.
>>531762021Probably one way to describe it lol. Growing attached to loli Pauline too.
>>531766550That feel when I haven't played DKC since 3... I didn't like 3 as much as 1 and 2.
>>531779352There are a few, Iโm sure you can name some without mentioning 'him'
no such thing as a good yebweyy
>>531786992B (afro), FF, Rzโฆ
sorry, let me rephrase
no such thing as a good man
>>531787665Are you the femcel who complains about โmoidsโ
>>531787665there are just not here at all
>tfw no splatoon convention near me
>>5317850643 is shit that's why
play returns and tropical freeze instead
me trying to remember the name of the band that tells you to stay off the hook
>Doo du du du du du doo doo du du du du du doo
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>531792845>mochine outer hit>grizzco dualies roll>tent shield
>>531795057Arr froprets rook same
>>531795057>woomy>floplet>mesh cap>tanned skinsure, whatever you say Rainy
>>531798064I clicked on this expecting them to have the octo womb tattoo...it's over
>>531798834Marie doesn't have one and Callie is covering up hers
they should make a singleplayer where you get to interact with the sisters
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>>531808128eating takis with takos
>>531808128Sega dreamcast tako
this is the first time I might get into X
scary shit
I'm sorry woomy, I now love monkey girls.
i'm sorry woomy i now love horse girls
Iโm sorry woomy, I donโt actually have anything to apologize for I just have anxiety
>>531813763Almost 30 year old wooman btw
>>531814083Callie is a girlfailure
>>531815247Do 3rd kits count too?
>>531815247>>531815662You might need to change this to vanilla kits only in that case.
>>531815739>>531815662You can use 1st and 3rd kits.
I Know What You Did Last Sizzle Season
>>531812962My woomy stopped going to turf wars because she's too busy training seahorse girls.
>>531816569same thing I've done every season
thought about killing myself
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://files.catbox.moe/txlmks.jpg
Boom
>>531817778Oh shit, thank you so much for this blessing! Really handsome weyyer pener.
>>531817778>oh great another pedo commi-
>>531817778DOHOHOHOHO VERY NICE M VERY NICE
>>531820149its a really dark time atm
Why is it obvious that every single company in japan is a lolicon but you never hear stories about pedophilia from there?
Is there some sort of law that prevents news covering that stuff, or is their irl sex drive seriously that painfully low?
>>531817778Thanks for proving me wrong for the five of us that are faggots
>>531818487especially this guy
>>531821195god I need this fatass
>>531821484Proving you wrong how?
>>531823152Oh just drawing something that isn't a chick basically
>>531825242Youre a squid now
Youre a rock now
>>531825242i wonder how hard it would be to make a woomy face
Agent Woomer Professional Coomer
Midnight in a flat. A damp room gives off the scent of lust. A single woomy stares at her tv gently humming the sweet tunes of woomies and veemo getting their fucked out of their brains. She holds her long tentacle in one a hand and violently inserts a dildo into the sucker with her other. Suddenly out of 10, intense pleasure fills her body. She tenses and drives the dildo deeper in her sensitive sucker.
"Great job Agent Woomer," a voice says through her cephpod (like air pod but ceph). "We have gathered all the information we need on this video. Move on to the next video."
The woomy tries to regain her composure. Her bare feet from years of wearing friendship bracelets steps on the wet floor. Her woomy juices have made a trail from her couch to the tv. She follows it, swaps the discs in the bluray player and drags her bare feet back to the couch. Another image of woomies and veemos getting their fucked comes on screen. And Agent Woomer continues.
fake bully, i hate bullies
you must be a terrible person
>>531825242Splatoon 4 confirmed :O
How many /ink/ers wear glasses
>>531821276Shocking revelation for you probably, but a significant number of loli enjoyers aren't actually into 3dpd
>page 9
You fags fucking suck
>>531869996I got shit to do and tits to draw
>>531869996no Raiders news no post
How did Harmony become the Pizza girl?
>>531870430I do not know whose, all I know is I have a burning desire, a stylus, and unlimited possibilities
>>531761413It's unironically fun
>>531879665why does she have a clavicle she is boneless
>>531880023it's all cartilage
If 'middle child' was a person, they'd be Agent 4.
why is kold in a bingus the cat server with a yuri tag and minors in it?
>>531886989why are you stalking him to find that out?
I got this game with my switch 2 and have been playing tons since I did. Is the single player worth playing?
>>531887770Yes, and it's a good way to learn motion controls if you don't have them turned on already
>>531887770It is if this is your first Splatoon game.
>>531887971You got a lore video you recommend? I wanna get into it and putting lore in my ears while playing sounds fun.
>>531888003wtf why would I use the motion controls its so jarring i play docked with my pro controller.
Why was that an odd match, for example my Reefslider was so slow?
>>531888112Because the game has no aim assist, sticks are a strictly inferior scheme for this series.
>>531888807So i just have to aim better? Moving the controller around a bunch feels autistic as hell, I just wanna lay back and chill playing the game. Is motion control really that much better?
Why be a king when you can be a god
Why be a queen when you can be a goddess
f can you put me on spectate it's k also can we take pictures?
>>531879665>>531882278Made for marriage with human men
So are sticks actually worse? Do they really expect me to swing my controller around like an idiot?? Im being fr i wanna get better at the game
>>531889226>>531890158>feels autistic as hellyou're playing a nintendo switch 2
you're already autistic
Let me put it this way, the additional precision, it's like you're playing with a 3rd stick. Sticks is for gross movement and motion is for fine. There are enough bad people that play this game that you can think you're doing fine, but you're giving yourself a handicap.
If you haven't tried it already, turn the sensitivity up on both motion and stick so you have to move the controller less. The game starts you at -1,-1 and I'm pretty sure most people here play +5,+5.
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>>531890235Ok thanks anon, I will give it a go today. Something to get used to but if it means I get better than sure. My fiance drew my chara cause she saw how much i was enjoying the game.
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>>531887770If you like cephs it is a must play
If you pick up the rainmaker when there's 15 or less seconds and you die with it, it goes into overtime.
Well this is nerve racking.
>>531894249Well if you got in touch with everyone on the secret server, maybe you wouldnโt be the odd one out during those games.
Ok 5 mins of running around with the motion controls in the practice arena, how tf do you hold the controller, I rest it on my lap as I play and i keep looking at the sky wtf i dont wanna hold the controller up to play all the time my weak frail arms will get tired
>>531894559press (Y) to re-center the camera
>>531894861this unironically helped lol thanks
hotdogs youre really fucking laggy
you people take too long to pick weapons
>>531896559That's to give others time to rest
>>531896484that's chav, dumbfuck
>>531896559Nah, Commander is stuck in their bunker so thatโs why they are last to select everything.
>mixed up 2nd and 3rd brush kits
rip
>>531896484I'm not in the pb
>kold embarrassing himself in another pb
Fantasy can you block this kid already why are you taking pics of a minors character anyways?
^ why is ballin like this?
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>>531897384>lying>on the internet
oh well, at least enlightenment was reached.
fuck you whoever killed me as I grabbed the rainmaker for the pic
i just wanted to hold the rainmaker...
Stop making pictures harder than they need to be.
IM BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A CLIQUE GOD
>531897621
>531897540
Eat shit I guess
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://litter.catbox.moe/0p74lbquhig0shzd.flac
now here comes the porn addicted mor min to post a disingenuous "ggs pb" while posting cp
>>531898410keep yourself safe.
>>531897641>actual legend lol
>531898569
Now here comes dramafag the hurrr durrr tard to post another made up shit on anonymous imageboard
Get good turd eater because you are boring as fuck
>>531899004his name is ballin.
Release the flexlion files
I cannot comprehend the level of autism that drives someone to do this for nearly two years.
It's a coping mechanism for living in section 8 housing
The smashed vodka bottles aren't enough to cope
>>531901052these woomveems should kiss
>two stars dynamo on my team
Home
X
A
>>531901052>taking a pic with sneakysnake kold here congrats youre blacklisted from the queue im telling fantasy and hotdogs now
>>531901052>yurifaggot looks like some ugly ass street monkey
>>531901479Make sure to blacklist them on your server too ballin, just like you did pretending to be friends with nono.
>>531894683I fucked ballin lol
I cummed in his bum lol
>eliter on the enemy team
Home
Car
Street
EB Games
Return
PS5
Foamstars
boosted ass nigga thinks being a fag is a flex
>>531902451>foamstarsi kek'd
>>531902779This is a great example of poor anger management.
>>531902779Nips raging will never not be funny
>>531900178still want fsh?
>>531904157Ok gimme a few.
>>531904341err fix your shit bro
>>531904341>pov you exited a match during the win screen 2 days ago
>>531904157opening the woom now
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this title roll fits me so well. now only if they did something about the ballin problem.
Opening your woom's legs apart
>>531905620the ballin question
the bq
