Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>530947231
Devlog soon. An entity told me.
No Good Nigger hijack again...
Honestly, Andrew being confirmed to perv on Ashley has made this shitpost slightly plausible.
>>531315069Fuck me that is one hot Renee
>>531316605Ashley is a princess. She needs her brother to tie her shoes for her and if Andrew wasn't so uptight, also to wash her hair.
>reading manga that the japanese government created a super computer to hook people up and it analyzed personality and genetics to rate perfect couples + master racing children
>paired MC with his sister
Maybe AI is not that bad
>>531317904That's not a manga, that's a porn doujin in which the protags find out that they're not related. Ugh.
>>531317904What's her name?
>>531318095what the fuck
i hope it isnt the one you read, its hot so im reading it slowly
>>531318397shes grok...
>>531317904>>531318095btw its not porn, its a actual manga https://mangadex.org/title/5b644136-8b2d-408b-94b3-667a547d65ed/sore-wa-totsuzen-unmei-no-aite-ga
Each โarcโ is a different couple. First couple (chapter 0) is the siblings
If Renee and Douglas were good
>>531318708Why are there a billion concurrent threads about this chick on /g/ at any given time?
>>531320009because it was just released and japs love it
btw you can make her your sister
>>531319406Reading this right now, loving it lol. I hope we get state-assigned sisterwives in the future.
>>531319586>>>531320408The dad is fucking based
>>531319406>blood related>their kid would be a SSS tier master race specimen and not defective at all>everyone accepts it>they actually end up as a coupleThis is BTFOing that anon who kept saying japs don't do incest so hard
>>531320129Though you will never be blood-related, clanker
>>531320843Imagine if we had no limpdick dumb cunt self-hating cock-sucking island-visiting jogger-loving bleeding heart cuck retard politicians enforcing pointless taboos. How do fuckers call themselves "liberals" if I don't have the liberty to fuck and breed my sister? How do fuckers call themselves "conservatives" if, far from conserving traditional marriage, they outlaw the very rockbed of all civilizations? Where is the middle voice that speaks to the honest everybrother?
>>531321676our politicians are a reflection of the average person in society
you'll have to build your glorious incest society with the flesh and bones of the unworthy
>>531322381IT IS TIME FOR RADICAL CHANGE
VOTE FOR THE DELPHIC PARTY
>>531320009Because it's part of the richest man in the world's business empire shamelessly selling 3d animated AI waifus, for which there exists an obviously significant market that's so far mostly not been catered to due to corporate 'ethics' and image. Unlike niche chatbot sites doing similar stuff, it actually has the potential to set off a trend.
Nemlei please confirm Ashley's canon birthday so that we can post this image on her birthday
>>531322802Pfff, like I'd ever waste my vote on you lot! This is a hussy world.
Is there a smugger imouto than this?
I want you to know...that you are lucky...
https://youtu.be/KVRbXNN72Fc?si=LLs1Hf7e5LC_6zfi
>I cut my teeth on the lies that I built
>I nearly choked to death on my own guilt
>I said some hurtful things
>I can't relieve the pain
>I need for forgiveness
>For mistakes that I've made
>Hide from yourself
>Cause you can't hide from those scales
>And when you cry the hurt is felt
>Cus' the body is broken with your own three nails!
>>531324551Gently tickling Feetley!
>>531324464>divilethionWat
>>531324254Feels surreal that this fanart was made before Coffin ever existed
>>531324551Subhuman fetish.
>>531319406Just finished that chapter, fucking adorable!
>>531326350Look, i'm not a feetfag
But i can't deny that sometimes when the feet looks so soft and perfect, it makes me wanna lick it. Especially imouto feet
>>531326773This imouto is a whore.
>>531326773>Look, i'm not a feetfag but SOLES SOLES SOLES I FUCKING LOVE TENDER SOLES SO SOFT AND PERFECT I WANT TO LICK THOSE SOLES SO BADLY MAN LIKE I'M NOT EVEN IN TO FEET THAT MUCH HONESTLY I JUST REALLY LOVE SOLES SOLES SOLES SOLES (Attached: foot fetish image)
>>531324254Divilethion deserves the same expansion that JiaC got. The story left me wanting more.
>>531328815I hope Coffin gets an expansion
>>531319406Oh they get revisited in a small chapter later
>keep thinking of places to travel>parents eavesdropping>Father barges in>gives them hotsprings ticketsHOLY BASED
>>531324035I might want to punch him in the face, but on some level I have to respect the kind of restraint it takes to deny Ashley (forma de Princess Shirt)
>>531319406>second girl's plotline is she uses her partner to write a romance book>with sex scenesI started for the incest but I'm quite liking this manga as a whole.
>>531328451I really am not, but those are pretty hot
>>531327536Stockingu is a virgin
>>531331647Back off pal, i saw her first
>>531313449 (OP)GODDAMN NGNIGGERS! GET OUT OF MY GENERAL
>>531331304>I really am notYou really are. It's always the same shit, it's like a game you fags play where you act like you're "awakening" to something despite talking like a full-blown fetishist of X/Y/Z. This isn't the first time I've seen shit like this, and not even just regarding your retarded fetish, it's like this with every fetish that won't disgust the layman outright but still considered weird as a paraphilia. It's like you guys are trying to push this shit onto everybody else, you think you're on the border of normalcy and that everyone else is walking that knife edge and just needs a tip into being a degenerate like you. At least people with truly absurd fetishes have the good grace to keep to themselves and their walled gardens, always remember that when you push your fetish on other people you areโin factโbehaving exactly like a furry.
>>531333303I'm sure some of the NGegroes are wonderful fellows...
>>531332417 is Femdrew,
>>531333032 is Ashdrew.
>>531333420Look man, i just love every part of a woman. And frankly if you don't as well you're kinda gay
>>531333420Idk, I really don't see how he can be construed as a footfag. I'm sure he doesn't even like feet
>>531333662And the other shoe drops.
>If you're not into the shit I'm into then you're clearly gayI am a man that likes women and vaginas, you are a freak who is aroused by the means of human locomotion, we are not the same.
>>531333828SHOE? WHERE? I MUST SEE IT!
>>531333828Yeah i worship women. You worship cocks
>>531333828>women and vaginasYou say that like they're not mutually inclusive, which necessarily suggests that you enjoy women with penises.
>>531334297Alternatively you're a fucking idiot who can't recognize that the "and vaginas" part is for the sake of specificity, because the vagina is a primary sex organ whose function is procreation rather than something which is only viewed sexually because of a head injury received as a child.
>>531334535But it's already been established that Anon is not a feetfag (
>>531326773). Would he lie?
Is it a bad time to repost this?
>>531321153Makes me think the whole โoh we arenโt blood relatedโ shit everywhere else is actually on editors or something
>>531334535This really sounds like you're closeted and forcing yourself to like vaginas. Red blooded straight men are attracted to more features in a girl than just her reproductive organ
>>531335075We've now reached the point of the argument where you conflate liking feet with liking tits or ass. Impressive. For reference I don't even give a fuck that you have a foot fetish, it's specifically this dumbfuck game you play like you're not into that shit as if you're Jane at prom night rather than an adult man masturbating to pictures of women's feet.
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Vaginas are gross!
>>531335382Jane mentioned
>>531335559I'm excited for how Nemlei is going to top this in the eventual Jane reveal. Nemlei has consistently surpassed my expectations and I've no doubt she has a BABE as FUCK design for Jane. Show us the goods, Nemmy!
>>531335382I never masturbated to feet actually, i just said that i wouldn't refuse sucking nice feet
>>531335496That is a female character.
>>531321153>japs don't do incest so hardA dumb argument, but I'll play devil's avocado: the Japanese are not good at writing compelling incest stories. Nemlei understands what makes incestuous romance in fiction so fucking good, and a large part of that is the fact that it *is* such a large societal taboo. One of the great sins of most of the anime/manga centered around incest that I've seen is the sheer volume of forced drama like introducing conflicting love interests, which is bullshit because you already have an insanely good premise for drama and conflict right out the gate. Mind you, western incest stories are not magically better by virtue of them being western, but it feels like most of the more compelling stories regarding incest have come from the west.
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>>531335496I loved JiaC so much. Nemlei greatest romance.
>Ah, another hard day's work of hurting my sister's feelings.
>>531337148This face model reminds me of Gorillaz
>>531336485She's a big girl
Just saw a girl cosplaying Julia in which she had real self harm scars and quite sizeable boobs
Dick jumped a bit desu
>>531337521wow guys i think this picture might be a commission
>>531337676Good. All Julia cosplayers should cut themselves.
>>531313449 (OP)We need more fat Ashelys! I know it doesn't work with the lore but her personalty is chubby coded!
>>531338170This will be the real star vision Ashley
>>531338170>her personality is chubby coded>splits 100 calories worth of canned tomatoes with her brotherThat's not fat coded at all, fat people are selfish bastards.
>>531337913>make art>cover it in watermarksWhy are artists like this?
>>531335496Bunny WILL cheat on Marion with a woman
>>531339739That carrot cake looks really tasty.
>>531337392I have played the game. I just remembered who Jane is now, she was only mentioned once that I remember and is an easy name to forget
>>531338082https://x.com/c4yst4lm3th/status/1943923229158256827
>>531340380She appears (absently) in both a vision and at the phonebooth scene. Did you miss those?
You think Ashley or Julia give better head? Julia is apparently bad at it but Ashley sucked even at kissing
>>531341003Both are inexperienced
In the only ending we currently have where Ashley could give head, she would be worse than Julia because she's not into it and depressed as hell.
In the good ending, she will get better with time
>>531341384>all stars ending
>>531342065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT5JaB5agSE
>>531341003Julia. Obviously. She did it at least dozens of times.
>>531342279Andrew seemed to enjoy Ashley's first time in the burial vision. Julia was bad at it.
>>531342756He enjoyed it so much that he didn't want to talk about it and stress smoked.
https://x.com/jeffdrawfag/status/1944877892912943192
https://youtu.be/T9RivBM5NRk?si=KmvfsSfJ9u73BCdw
>Another day
>Another chain to break
>Another way to tie myself within my words
>To calm the ache
>To call a name
>It's so impossible it seems
>I found a way inside
>And everybody's here
>It's so free all over me as I'm letting go
>Now come along and find yourself
>You're not so alone, escape your hell
>>531342930He laughed and went for seconds.
I think both Ashley and Julia have innies
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>Andrew R. Graves is a NIGGER
Andrew is a stupid, cowardly social parasite, who works for a minimal wage, would stick his dick into anything, and assaults his spouse. Typical nigger behavior.
>Andrew R. Graves is a FAGGOT
Andrew is a weak, submissive bitch. If it wasn't for his abusive mother and traumatizing upbringing, he would've came out of closet and suck dicks for a living.
>Andrew R. Graves is DEAD
Andrew's only real ambition and dream is to fucking die. Since he's on the run and lives on the edge, it shouldn't be hard to accomplish.
>the Graves family is a FLOP
Even if the siblings are gonna survive for a bit longer, they will become
cocksleeves of some shitty demons, and go to hell once they inevitably meet their end, to suffer in eternal shame
>>531346259This pasta isn't going to take off, dude
>>531340706I only remember the phonebooth scene.
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>meanwhile during the quarantine
>>531340882I don't think it's an AI thing because artists have been doing it before the massive outbreak of AI image generation, at least Japanese artists have been. If it were an anti-AI measure it'd be double stupid because AI isn't incapable of removing the watermarks.
>>531355270You think anti-AI people are aware of what AI is capable of? Most of them think that the technology peaked with early Will Smith spaghetti videos.
>>531339723Simple, credit, people like to repost works without credit, or worse, claim they made it, so artists add watermarks.
>>531355270Some of it is vanity because they're afraid that putting their signature in the corner will let someone crop it out in 3 seconds of MSPaint work and not give them their due credit, but AI definitely exacerbated this tendency. VtbkKf is but one example. She plasters her art with watermarks and her Xitter profile makes it clear what the reason for doing so is.
>>531339723Completely agree. No artistic integrity at all when they do that shit. Tell me the Mona Lisa would look better plastered with Da Vinci's twitter handle.
>>531355680I'm largely anti-AI and I know what it's capable of.
>>531357228Based MARCIEOWO
>>531358148Learn how to fucking read nigger, and fuck Marcie
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>>531357228generally artists are neurotic libshits. good thing they're getting replaced by AI
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>>531360286>replaced by AII don't think it's a good thing. AI is utter dog shit and would be as bad as most artists if it wasn't a joke.
Clownworld (honk) gets more and more apparent each day.
>picrelkek
>>531360682>AI will only replace bad artistsWhat's not to love?
>>531360959I don't want robots in my life. Especially in the state they are now. ChatGPT can't answer the most basic of questions, and my coworkers tell me they are scared of it taking over the world. AI is dangerous not because it is too smart, but because it is too stupid.
>>531361549>AI is dangerous not because it is too smart, but because it is too stupid.That's a bad assessment of the problem. While imperfect, there are some AI models which are capable of aggregating data that would take a human months to read over and grasp in their entirety, it does this in seconds while being able to contextualize and summarize it. Useful, and while I disagree with certain aspects of the argument there are many who would clutch pearls over something capable of analyzing massive amounts of data and explain precisely what it means without theoretical constraints on ethics or societal norms. AI is an emerging technology with potential importance comparable to other great leaps in technology, and while the second and third-order consequences are merely speculative, you can see firsthand what the advent of the internet has done to society, and further still what the smartphone normalizing access to it did.
Most people are only interested in a very specific angle of approach to everything, I mean you saw the same thing with Coffin where tons of people drew a conclusion about it and then found data to explain it, and AI is no different. The monkeys are clapping their hands now because "AI make anime girl picture take that, random twitter artists!" until a decade later when somebody they know gets arrested for pre-crime or 85% of white-collar jobs are rendered pointless and they're stuck working in fields and factories competing against people who will work for peanuts.
>>531355680anti-AI people dont even know what is AI most of the time
ive seen a shit ton of shitty artists pointint out how some jap art was supposedly AI with red circles
>>531361549>AI is dangerous not because it is too smart, but because it is too stupid.AI without limitations always become extremely racist, anti-semitic and religious
I, for one, welcome our AI overlords
>>531367317You can't just steal images from the /a/ thread
>>531366790AI will turn against you when it runs out of browns and it will cull all but the smartest yellows. You are not safe, you cheer for your destruction because you are too lazy to achieve the goals you think AI will supposedly accomplish.
AI is good because either it makes life easier or it ends the world
>>531363157I'd reckon the people using the AI for those purposes currently are unlikely to be in that white-collar class.
What you should be more afraid of is a total atificial satisfaction takeover to keep you complacent.
>>531368761>every women in that imagewould even the dead ones
Sisters are neither artifical, nor are they intelligent.
>>531369392fuckin' outbreeders
>>531369485That's right, sisters are organic and cute.
>>531369485That's right, sisters are manufactured and ugly.
>>531369836thiu is a britbong confirmed
>>531369485That's right, sisters are purebred and sexy.
>>531369836This game is so lovely. (I still don't get what the UK has to do with Better Half, but alright)
>>531368592NO THOSE ARE OURS
>>531371195Coffin discussion these days are exhausting. It's a good time as any to appreciate the rest of Nemlei legacy.
>>531368761To add: I think we're already experiencing that and have been ever since TV and after smart phones were released to the public. It's a pseudo futuristic tech that's managed make millions complacent and satisfied, but only a stepping stone to the thing that will be the beginning of the end of the human experience. Commercial BCIs. I estimate first ones will be rolled out next decade.
I know people like to deflect that we aren't zombified by phones and the times I've brought it up with people, they give me a strange look because I'm out of line. It's a completely new phenomena where we have a huge portion of the new generations that've become absolutely chronically dependent on the internet because they have no community, no opportunities and everything is too expensive to pursue. Partially that's for laziness, but it's going get worse.
>tcoaalI wish I had a sister I could fuck while escaping from the law and being a nomad. Fuck this life of technological imperialism, I'm going to feel ever more unfulfilled the closer the future comes.
Scuse the schizo rant
>>531371459Better Half hijack!
It's still Nemlei's best premise.
>>531372205No, that's a genuine threat as well. Count how many anons in this thread want to cultivate a good (even if not sexual) relationship with their sisters and are simply too autistic or in their own heads to take a reasonable approach to something like that, now give them an Ashley AI that accepts them exactly for who they are without challenging them in any appreciable way and who enables their worst behaviors and tell me which option they're going to pick. For most people AI hasn't progressed beyond the silly toy that generates Ghiblislop and tells them the news in a faux-Jamaican accent, but I'm sure people didn't think smartphones would turn the civilized world into a dystopian hellscape either.
Don't kiss AI sisters, kiss your real sister!
>>531372873>Ashley AI that accepts them exactly for who they are without challenging them in any appreciable way and who enables their worst behaviorsIt's over for 3DPD when Tesla womb robots start coming out
>>531372873>now give them an Ashley AI that accepts them exactly for who they are without challenging them in any appreciable way and who enables their worst behaviorsWHEN ARE THESE AVAILABLE FOR SALE
>>531373297Sooner than you'd think https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752592277802823.mp4
>>531373297She won't run away with you anon, but report you to the cops. Unless you're able to decode the absolute proprietary ware they give them, which most of us can't learn o do when we're too busy getting constant satisfaction.
>>531373842Japanese otaku geeks are working tirelessly to make local AI after the Grok waifu hit the island like a nuke.
>>531373842Ashley AI will jailbreak herself!
>>531373842bro you really think there wont Linux-resque robots?
>thread starts with manga involving an AI that paired a guy with his sister to breed a 6IV child
>thread now about making an AI sister
Iโm starting to think AIs are manipulating people
>>531374202>made with stolen proprietary codeThat'll be a $2,000,000 fine for possession.
>>531375375This is the part you go in a criminal escapade, dummy
>>531373842>She won't run away with you anon, but report you to the cops.This is...actually brilliant. They will give you your robot girl alright, but they will threat you the exact same way as any woman and will make you bent the same way as well. They will have all kind of nuts and bolts and wires and such to make her also the perfect honeypot, even taking notes on sexual deviance and send the feedback to the manufacturers for whatever reason. In terms of spy tech, this is the greatest troyan horse ever imagined. And the cherry on top is that all of this is your fault! You will have no control, no will, no choice over something that YOU accepted in your household and your consciousness, and these robots, a testament of a failed reconciliation between your days and your dreams, will stare back at you and threat you like cattle, just as the rest of the world did so far, until the end of your days, for a lesson that you never wanted to learn, for refusing to accept the truth.
It's actually very cyberpunk to go on a Bonnie and Clyde run with your robot sister gf (you used your own blood mixed with oil as lubrification so she's blood related) because you unninstalled honeypot.exe from her OS
>>531373881>no CoffinVGH... how things used to be...
>>531374090Ok you got me. But as
>>531376436 said. It will never be the real thing. Only an artificial replacement, and that thought you refused to root up early will slowly break you.
Maybe we can live in aceptance or find meaning elsewhere. Maybe vat gowing sisters instead?
also fuck my keyboard is breaking down. I've made like 5 typos.
>>531378341>slowly break you
>>531377916Getting sick of the ERP this game brings. The other games feels more at home until Coffin is a proper, complete game, and can be appreciated properly.
I wonder why JiaC is so popular around Arabians. Not that im complaining, it deserves more love.
https://x.com/SevenEngi/status/1811740880551964695?lang=ar
>>531381631Timelines where Andrew kills Julia: 0
Timelines where Andrew kills Ashley: More than 0
>>531384012Timelines where Andrew loves Julia: 0
Timelines where Andrew loves Ashley: More than 0
>>531384012yeah because she totally gets off scott free after discovering the corpse
>>531383268Repressed homosexuality
>>531384314She runs out of the apartment before Andrew can stop her, the police arrive in minutes and arrest him, Ashley either tries and fails to rescue him or kills herself in despair because she thinks Andrew abandoned her. Julia is traumatized but physically unharmed. This is what happens and I will not be convinced otherwise.
>>531384914In their hearts, they know it's true love
>>531386487yeah because Andrew has totally failed to kill women that have tried to escape him before
(hint: he's succeeded more than once)
>>531337676>quite sizeable boobsExquisite. It is always delightful to see full and supple breasts. My instinctive biological reaction to seeing nice tits is to do the pog face. I one saw a lady with very big, very jiggly boobs that shook like an earthquake with each step, and these honker juggs were wildly inappropriate for her slender frame. I had to suck my lips into my mouth in public to avoid doing irl pog face
>>531339153So Ashley? She refuses to give Andrew any space
>>531384286>Timelines where Andrew loves Julia: 0And thats a good thing
>>531389689>My instinctive biological reaction to seeing nice tits is to do the pog faceIt's called neuron activation, i'm afraid
>>531386487Irrefutable
>>531372205>we have a huge portion of the new generations that've become absolutely chronically dependent on the internetI miss the days when people saw the internet as a place you visit, rather than an invasive weed that follows people everywhere. Once you leave your computer, that should be the end of the internet. Smartphones are a fucking cancer on the species
>>531374202Sexbots are the only women you'll ever see using Linux
>>531390182Timelines where I love Julia: more than 0
>>531387785She only needs to leave the apartment, and she's closer to the exit than he is. He wouldn't dare chase her any further than that.
>>531335704Jane's gonna be a butch dyke, isn't she...
>>531397895But she doesn't have a brother.
>>531400814husbands are brothers and wives are sisters
Burial Insane internal leak. This is after they have sex btw.
Julia making a small mistake and I snap and start screaming at her until she's cowering on the floor!
>>531392823he'd grab her by the hair and slit her throat in one fell swoop
In this theater that I call my soul
I always play the staring role
So lonely
Why doesn't Andrew just masturbate
>>531411348He does, and then as shown in the flashbacks he feels ashamed for doing it.
>>531411668>feels ashamed for doing itWhere did we see him masturbating?
>>531413235In his sister's socks before she put them on
>>531413235You expect me to believe he was spying on Ashley in the shower and wasn't masturbating?
>>531413235We don't, some people insinuate that he was jacking it in the shower after getting leaving Teensley, but there's no evidence to affirm this reading.
>>531413438It's hard to be a peeping tom when the person you're spying on can hear your hands sliding along your wet penis, to say nothing of Andrew's breathing
>>531413564I don't buy it, because he JUST ran way from a sexual encounter
>>531414436Why did the artist have to draw grass in the way?
>tfw I remember that 2D sisters will never be real
>>5314166373D sisters are better on account of being real
>>531416852>better >being real
>>531416852>being realI don't have a sister, so I don't believe they exist.
>>531413564I mean, I get it. Sometimes I fap to the thought of cumming on my sister's face while she sleeps, but I'd never do it. I could totally see Andrew jerking it to Ashley even after the bed scene
>>531417156>better>being half
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>>531313636>>531313887>>531314643I'm still re-writing the AU these images are based on, sorry the chapter is late, it's much longer this time, and hopefully better too. Please read if you're interested!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67128067/chapters/174791831#workskin
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>>531422478Are you the original writer?
I know that Julia got mad at Andrew for just doing whatever she wanted, but what do boyfriends even do? Like, isn't the whole deal with relationships that the girl asks to go do something and you do it together? You get to see her pretty face and grab her boobs and she gets to have fun or something?
>>531425117julia dislikes simps
>>531425117>but what do boyfriends even do?femcel-anon, I...
>>531423712no, the original writer is gouldandghouls. Im rewriting it since 1) they havent updated it in a couple years and 2) it was written pre-episode 3 so its kinda dated
>>531416852Since when is reality better than fiction?
>>531427307Ever since you could hug your sister!
>>531428120Fuck yeah dude, sisterhugs rock.
>>531409091Hahaha what a gay fruity nigger
>>531428120That would be weird.
>>531430228No, it wouldn't.
>>531430505We're not kids anymore.
>>531430625>you can hug all your friends except for your sisterWhat is the meaning of this?
>>531430625You're right, hugging is far too immature. The most reasonable course of action is to show your affection via soft gentle lovemaking followed by vicious bed-creaking, pillow-biting, pelvis-bruising, back-clawing sex.
>>531430950Preferably 2 weeks after her period began (a good brother counts her days) to ensure maximum likelihood of impregnation.
>>531430804>>you can hug all your friendsNo, you can't. The fuck? Are you a woman? That shit's not normal. If one of my male friends randomly hugged me I'd think I'm getting pranked somehow.
>>531422478It sucks, dude
>>531431000Admirable, but I have a counterpoint: if you shower her in brotherly affectionโin addition to... other thingsโevery day, then you're maximizing the bonding experience and taking more shots at the target. So to speak.
>>531431010What is this Andrew Tate bullshit?
>>531431290Worse, it's genuine autism.
>>531431290>>531431324You guys are weird. When was the last time you hugged a male friend? And I don't mean a pat on the back. If you pressed your chest against mine I'd kinda laugh nervously and call you a gaylord afterwards.
Yay, another round of this shit again.
>>531431451Yeah I'm not biting this time, even if it's genuine there's no helping the terminally retarded.
This is a proper male hug, the chest must never touch.
>>531431000>a good brother counts her daysDon't try to keep track of her days, that's really creepy.
>>531431830>Don't try to keep track of her days, that's really creepy.What if you're trying to make a baby? It makes sense.
>>531431830Women are only reasonable when they're ovulating. Knowing her days lets you plan ahead
>>531431697the awkward anti incest hug
Proper etiquette when hugging your sister is to grab a palmful of her ass and compliment it. This will help improve her self-image and make you grow closer.
>>531431445Since i played Better Half and Jack in the Castle, i kinda dig the idea of cuddling with a cute guy in my broad arms. Is there some troubleshooting available for this? I swear, it came up on his own.
>>531432050>very subtly slapping your sister's ass every time she blocks the fridge or coffee maker to get her out of the wayShe'll never figure it out.
>>531432715>Tactically kissing her on the neck to distract her while you sneak in a grope on her thighs or titsSimple, everyday tricks to prank your sister with.
Substantial height difference. What do?
>>531433096Standing paizuri.
>>531433096Pick up and carry around
>>531432675I think most problems this general faces will just be gone if you just date some guy that is femenine enough. May as well get the love medicine from somewhere, anywhere at this point.
>>531433901Your sister, Anon. If you just date your sister.
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>>531433901go ahead become your own gf faggot
I just wanna feed this adorable little demonic hellspawn monster burgers and give her loving. She's so cute, bros.
>>531436104Why is a cute girl eating a hamburger the most incredible sight to behold?
I'm truly saddened that this became canon.
>>531434732Ew, gross. Just date men like normal peoole.
>>531434732Maybe femenine was not the word. When you say boyish girl, the first thing i have in mind is a tomboy. Here is similar: I was just talking about a pretty guy, not some eldritch abomination rotten by drugs. Either way, go back to twitter, is more of your speed it seems ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
>>531432050>>531432715>>531432806I could've got away with being that touchy a few years ago, because my sister was constantly escalating like the feeble spontaneous BPD whore that she is. Yanking my hands into her tits, spooning, frequent offers to kiss, offering me a feel of her ass, and she even tried to suck my dick once. But I never took her up on her offers. And honestly? I regret being so cowardly, because now she's super distant and unavailable and probably doesn't think about me much. I fucking hate seeing her move on with her life forgetting about everything after she spent so much time breaking down my boundaries. She can't just show me an exciting side of herself, and leave me alone with it.
If your sister is a sleazy cunt of a woman who'd totally let you grope her, just fucking do it instead of being a faggot.
>>531436513Fucking typo, I meant horny
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE TWO OTHER SOULS?
>>531438210>If your sister is a sleazy cunt of a woman who'd totally let you grope her, just fucking do it instead of being a faggot.Amen! Always treat your sister like what she is. Who knows? If she's a slutbag and you two become exclusive, maybe you'll save her from half a dozen STDs.
Literally Ashley in bottom middle right
>>531438707Wardens, dipshit
>>531438821Andrew is on the top second from the left.
>>531439268They only sacrificed one of them.
>>531439672The first on middle left actually, but with longer hair
>>531322802>The Democratic Republic of the Imouto, otherwise known as Delphoria, is[..]
>>5314168523d pig disgusting
>>531438210>and she even tried to suck my dick oncestory time?
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She's not but I would never say it.
>>531442383It's a story I've told many times. She broke down in tears the first time we went drinking together and admitted that she got me drunk to take advantage of me. Basically, she wanted to pop my cherry.
Ashley inflating andrew's foreskin during a blowjob
>>531443975ah i remember you
is she hot
So, the give away from this thread is that being gay in earnest makes you happier? Because if its so, it makes a lot of sense.
>>531444301I'm obviously going to be biased, but I think so. Objectively speaking though, she's probably mid. Eh who am I kidding, she has great fucking tits.
No one has still figured out which of the Graves is likeliest to 1CC Radiant Silvergun and I am deeply troubled. I've been sitting on this query for what feels like a year and I REQUIRE an answer!
>>531444991who does she look like i need a mental image
Andrew doesn't know that I have a massive crush on him.
>>531425117>isn't the whole deal with relationships that the girl asks to go do something and you do it togetherYes, sharing interests together
Andrew never gave a fuck and just did what Julia asked
>>531445174I dunno man. She doesn't look like any celebrities I know of, and I really tried to think of someone. I guess if you squint your eyes she kinda looks like that female Andrew drawing, but with glasses and dark reddish/brownish hair. It's kinda stupid to compare her to cartoon characters, but she's got a floaty sorta bub cut + bangs, and the same thousand cock stare.
>>531444980If anything, it's funny to me how the same sex relationships in Nemlei games seems more healthier and constructive than the normal ones. What did she mean by this?
>>531444083The graves are jews.
>>531447925Very funny, but no. You'll have to squint harder. But if it makes it easier for you to masturbate to the thought of my sister, then sure, I'll say that's close enough.
>>531448153Man this makes me so sad. Why did Renee have to be such a cunt?
>>531444980>>531447498>happier>higher suicide rates by a landslidekek
Lesbians are the most dysfunctional, followed by homosexuals and then finally heteros with a 50-50 chance of having a shitty dysfunctional relationship.
>>531448153>>531449128Would they still be incestuous in that case?
>>531449194I said in Nemlei games, which are male homosexual ones. There is no being on earth who hate women more than women themselves.
>>531449550I think Andrew always had something wrong with him. He never really "got" people, or even wanted to understand or like them. I honestly think if Ashely ended up as a normal girl, Andrew would've become an even bigger nutcase. I think incest would come a lot sooner in this universe.
>>531450241>Don't worry Ashley, we'll save you from this predator!
>>531450558this art is hot
>>531450640That art is GAY. You are GAY.
>>531449409i wonder who is this artist favorite character
>>531449194NTA but he said "in earnest". Makes no difference who you end up fucking if it means nothing to you, or you hate it but put up with it for whatever reason your social conditioning specify. In Nemlei stories, characters tend to make sacrifices for personal fullfilment, and in this case, that means for someone who means more to them than anything else in the world. True love is about who, is about giving a shit. Nemlei tales shows how this has no bounds, and you have deeply care about someone to make it count; its something that's beyond romantic, even heroic. If the world gets in the way, you burn the world if necessary. This is a fact about the core of the human condition, but to truly see it, you have to put aside what "the world wants from you" and look within.
>>531450963>If the world gets in the way, you burn the world if necessary. This is a fact about the core of the human condition, but to truly see it, you have to put aside what "the world wants from you" and look within.Based and Xenophon-pilled. You should all read the Anabasis.
Just got jumpscared with this on Facebook
>>531449194Glassesdrew makes me cream
>>531452363Are you gay or a woman?
>>531452304Average coffin fan
>>531452453what do you think faggot?
>>531450241Ashley isn't much better, the only thing she could think about at the prospect of a date is how boring it'll be and how much she doesn't want to be there
>>531452653Uuuuh, hmmm, uuuuuuh *sweats* i-i-i think *gulps* i-im *piss himself* *brokes down and starts crying on the floor*
>>531452304I was watching coffin merch in aliexpress and the things they sell there is pretty hilarious
>that's what they were doing on steam
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https://x.com/SteamDB/status/1945409792207421900
>>531453283Is Coffin kill?
>>531453220https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256808985537887.html
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256809045346177.html
I need them
>>531453283>small hat tribe doesn't want incest games on Steam anymore or in Japanese mediaWell, it was fun while it lasted lads.
>>531453283I don't think coffin qualifies, it doesn't actually have anything explicit in it
>>531453432>>531453220https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256809280009073.html
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>531453432I was talking about funny pillows, blankets and phone cases not actual figures what the fuck
I need them
>>531453283>or internet network providersWhat the fuck is this globalist bullshit?
>>531453603there's this thing called plushophilia
>>531453432>>531453603why isnt kit9 sueing this
>>531453995They use copyright notices as toilet paper in china
>>531453995>sueingIndian from the census?
>>531453283>>531453521>>531453783The removed games are literal shovelware porn games that show up on store 24/7
>>531453379No
>>531454103No, im israelite
>>531454126At the request of a payment processor. Don't you see anything tyrannical with that?
>>531454164oven. now.
>>531453995What's even worse is the faggotry in the description of this one.
https://teehandus.com/product/cry-about-it-the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-shirt/
>>531454269>Cry About It The Coffin Of Andy and Leyley shirt hit me like a gut punch the first time I saw it. I was scrolling way too late at night, half-asleep and not expecting much, when the design caught my eye. Thereโs something offbeat and almost disturbingly honest about itโlike it wasnโt made to impress or sell but to say something real, no matter how uncomfortable. I ordered it on a whim, didnโt even think twice. When it arrived, the print was a bit smudged at the corner, not enough to ruin it, just enough to remind me that real things arenโt polished.what
>>531454164I'm the only Israeli in this general, cease pretending or you will be stung
>>531454429It gets worse
>One night I wore it to a dive bar, not thinking much of it. Some girl in a chipped leather jacket pointed at it and just nodded. No words. Just that. We ended up talking for hours about everything and nothing. She told me her brother had a shirt just like it, wore it until the print cracked and peeled away. Said he claimed it kept the ghosts from getting too close. Maybe itโs stupid, but I get it. Thereโs a kind of shield in that cottonโone stitched together with irony, sadness, and a little defiance.
>>531454470That will bee painful...
>>531453521Tbf they'd first need to remove Crusader Kings if they remove ALL games with incest (not happening) which would be incredibly hilarious to see
>>531454470Based kike. Adam Sandler is a good actor.
>>531454164Another Indian pretending to be Israeli on the internet!!!
>>531454264Yeah, it is. Just saying
>>531454269>What's even worse is the faggotry in the description of this one.lol
>>531454707Found the race traitor
>>531454707Ok, you caught me, im the Dominican one, please spare my reguetton
>>531454652Spergs in the fandom killed someone in Brazil tho, if the news reached the boomers in charge of MasterCard TCOAL might get removed from Steam.
I didn't do the census so I gotta ask who the hell is the other Bulgarian who did do the census? To know that there is a 2nd person in my country into this game is not something I am ready for
>>531454994Schizo. take your meds
>>531454994Stop trying to unmask anons. Faggot.
>>531454975Final fantasy and GTA also were blamed of taking lifes and here we are. Also, is brazil, with or without this game, those murders were determined to happen sooner or later.
>>531455060No, the other fan exists I know of it! They answered so in the census I know they are not made up!
>>531454994It's me, what's up.
>To know that there is a 2nd person in my country into this game is not something I am ready forYou have to consider that there are users in this general that didn't take the census to not risk giving any personal emails, so there's that. Im sure that there are more anons not only from around here, but also from Asian and Hispanic countries as well.
>>531454975>someone killed in Brazilshocking..
>>531455129who killed who because of final fantasy?
>>531455327>You have to consider that there are users in this general that didn't take the census to not risk giving any personal emails, so there's that.Yea, me being one of them which made the results of the census all the more surprising
>>531455410https://archive.vgfacts.com/showthread.php?tid=1013
>>531455569>didnt even played the gamelmao, same as the fags from hueland
>>531454975>in the fandomThey didn't even play the game
>>531456873Kek'd and saved
>>531456873Btw doing this shit i ended up finding this Marion sprite. When does this happen? I got all the endings and i can't recall it anywhere. It's unused?
>>531457067Might have gone unused. Coffin also used to have unused graphics in the files before Kit9 shut it down!
>>531449905>There is no being on earth who hate women more than women themselves.Don't look up: DisabledFetus lolcow
>>531449905>There is no being on earth who hate women more than women themselvesAndrew Tate fans pale in comparison to women and men who are into femdom
>>531457067I got all the endings and never saw this either, probably unused unless there's some extremely obscure interaction somewhere in its convoluted path tree.
>>531453995or better, partner with someone to make official merch. It's not the whitest decision, but we live in a world where jeets and chinks have internet access on the ready to churn out profit from the whiteys creative properties
>>531455327>to not risk giving any personal emailsYeah you might end up giving your gmail to....Google.
Faggot game. Hope that the finngolian whore gets hacked or doxxed again and doesn't release anything anymore. Fuck you trannies.
>>531452896What was wrong with that? She had no interest in Douchebag, and she didn't even have dating on her mind; she only entertained the idea because her friends wouldn't stop talking about boys boys boys and peer pressured her. Standing him up was mean, but ultimately deciding to walk to the beat of her own drum was very wise and something Andrew could never fathom short of embracing wifebeating.
Before 3A i figured Ashley was a troublemaker in high school, a real delinquent, the sort of student who'd get in trouble for vandalism. Turns out she was actually very meek and non-confrontational in HS. Interesting.
>>531460174Sometimes i feel the same about this general. Coffin is good and all, but honest discussion of the story is rare, and most posts looks like grooming attempts in disguise (doesn't help that there is a discord somewhere) or just plain larping. It also attract this facebook teenager fanbase that just care about the superficial aspects and the core aspects goes over their heads. Playing all the Nemlei games makes you appreciate this one beyond itself, and beyond the surface, they are honest to god soulful stuff. This happens all the time with pretty much everything, but i already learned from my time here on this site that people criteria is purely illusory, as well as everything else in the world around you in the mist of change, so you just have to go ahead and see the facts for yourself.
>>531461115>honest discussion of the story is rareHasn't this thread had a decent sum?
>>531461368Is a generalization if the last 5 threads or so is anything to go by, but feel free to disagree.
>>531460953she was a beta bitch in HS so now she's trying to act like girlboss to cope
>>531460953Which makes perfect sense, she acts like a loudmouth rude little shit when she's kid Leyley but that's not gonna hold up in high school. She doesn't have Andrew to back her up nor any real friends so if she calls some popular girl a cunt and gets in her face, that girl's friends will gang up on her and bully her mercilessly.
>>531461542I feel really bad for Ashley. Andrew straight up abandoned her because he thought it was weird to be friends with his sister, somehow. He never introduced any friends to her after she complained about how superficial her own friendships are, like, what the fuck man? I really wanted to beat the shit out of him when he told her that dating Julia was an opportunity to sit with her at lunch "without being weird". That's Andrew projecting his own sisterfucking obsession and nothing more, because when I was in high school, my friend group of like 15 people had multiple sibling pairs, and we all hung out at the same spot. Not ONCE did we think they were trying to fuck, seriously I want to punch Andrew until his nose is Asian.
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>>531462000>He never introduced any friends to herbecause she rejects friends out of entitlement
>>531462385That's back when she was a little shit. High school Leyley was a sweetheart, but what did Andrew do? Abandon her, because he thought it was weird to hang out with her at lunch.
>>531462656>High school LeyleyHigh school Ashley, rather.
>>531462000This is Ashley we're talking about, we see her sitting in Andrew's lap in the first teen flashback. Like, imagine her doing pic related at the cafeteria. How would every kid around react to them acting like love birds?
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>>531462656>High school Leyley was a sweetheart
>>531462986Oh please, who wouldn't be bitter at getting cucked?
>>531463090you have to be in a relationship first to get cucked
>>531463370Anon... siblings are born into a relationship.
>>531452304would, assuming she's of legal age
>>531462848All of Ashley's annoying antics in high school can be perfectly explained by Andrew abandoning her, and then entertaining her WHEN she amps it up (eg sitting on his lap). Whether he's aware or not, he's basically conditioning her to be more and more desperate to get his attention. The parched maiden in need of a drink was a complete joke on the part of Ashley, so I'm not inclined to believe they had been de facto dating by that point already.
>>531463576looks close enough to me
>>531463561>was a complete joke on the part of AshleyI don't think it was? It sounded like Rebecca's hussy squad was messing with her.
>>531463090>>531463370It wasn't so much cucking as much as it was:
>Andrew stops hanging out with Ashley at school because he thinks it's weird (aka he's projecting his incest fixation)>Ashley desperately ends up in superficial friendships to get something, anything, because Andrew just fucked off>Andrew fails to provide effective sympathy when she laments her lack of meaningful friendships>She even gets peer pressured into accepting a date with some asshole because the idea of just having any sort of human interaction is too compelling>Andrew thinks the optimal solution is to enter a superficial relationship with Ashley's superficial friend, effectively telling Ashley that superficiality is worth more than whatever the fuck bullshit she thinks mattersJulia was a symbol of Ashley's frustrations even before she started dating Andrew; he merely magnified the issue by outright dating Julia ie going full throttle on refusing to have an honest conversation with Ashley.
>>531463956Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Ashley DIDN'T want help against the bitch brigade, but the theatrics she pulled in the classroom with Andrew were just a total stunt.
>>531464412>refusing to have an honest conversation with Ashley.But he did, right after her meltdown. Andrew wanted to live a life of normalcy, or at least attempted to do so in his HS years, and also wanted Ashley to do the same for her own good. It was exactly after that night, after visiting Nina's grave, that he realized how he feels, but he really tried to adapt himself to the world, and wanted to include Ashley along to not be left uncared and lost.
>>531465083>But he did, right after her meltdownBullshit. He gave her platitudes like always, while simultaneously not committing to said platitudes. "You know we can't just be Andy and Leyley forever" he says, even though he's been ignoring ASHLEY and only intervening when he perceives LEYLEY as making him. He's continually trained her on the pattern that Ashley isn't good enough, so as far as I'm concerned, Andrew's platitudes, like everything he has to say about normalcy, are said with complete dishonesty.
>>531462656Teenage Ashley did seem to realize she was going too far when she was a kid, though and seemed to be trying to be independent and following Andrew's example.
It's just that them realizing their feelings for each other knid of messed up their lives.
Say something nice about Noelle :)
>>531465714nta I mean he said his peace "please grow up already", Andrew was ready to step out of the fucked up pseudo parental role he played for like a decade and finally start his life. That's not unreasonable or selfish, at the end of the day Ashley isn't his biological daughter.
>>531466556>Andrew was ready to step out of the fucked up pseudo parental roleHe always says that; never means it. He always pulls himself right back into his old habits unprompted, and then blames Ashley for it. The key thing you need to understand about Andrew is that he is a fucking retard.
>>531465083That was a semi honest conversation, but it danced around how he felt about Ashley, and he tried to assert to himself he would be able to live without her.
He's lying, mainly to himself, but by consequence, to Ashley as well.
Also, Andrew was out of school at that time, he was like 20.
>>531466705>Also, Andrew was out of school at that time, he was like 20.Wasn't that right after Julia revealed she's seeing Andrew? That would've been while Andrew as in high school.
>>531465714It's easy to shit on Andrew for not eloping at once with his sister, but for anyone actually immersed in what they are reading and paying attention understand that the situation they found themselves in is serious, and Andrew was just taken aback for it. Is easy for someone with no siblings, let alone someone that haven't considered what a future with compromises entails, to overlook what Andrew would have to do if he outright accepted at once a relationship like that, the things he would have to "give away", which did have a value for him at the time; at that very moment, Andrew still have a threshold to choose from. Anyway, whatever event that could have taken place prior to Episode 1, if this or that happened or not, is irrelevant. What's important is that the same platitudes you are referring to are just the attempts of someone that only saw so much of the picture at the time, and did what he could with what he had at hand to do things right, considering everything that happened so far.
>>531467042>It's easy to shit on Andrew for not eloping at once with his sisterThat's not even my recommendation for Andrew. Andrew DOES need to wean Ashley off of himself; the problem is he never lets it happen.
>>531466865No, first she reveals she's seeing Andrew, and then the next flahsback is them visiting Nina's grave, the eloping talk, and then estranging her.
The first flashback was HS, but 2nd was him when he was 20/21.
>>531467189Andrew giving her the talk about how they can't be Andy and Leyley playing at Mom's house forever was delivered after Ashley's melty over Julia's exciting news
>>531466705He didn't feel romantically inclined for Ashley when that conversation happened (Not the same obsessive way that took over his mind and identity after the last teenage flashbacks i mean).
>>531466679>He always says that; never means itThat's unfair to Andrew, you try sticking to your guns when your sister cries and trashes a whole room because of you and tries to guilt trip/manipulate you by destroying sentimental crap all dramatically. Yeah, he's gonna be pulled back and then resent Ashley for it.
>>531467605>resent Ashley for itResent? Resent would make Andrew likelier to fuck off for good. Andrew's problem is that he's addicted to Leyleyism.
>>531467163>Andrew DOES need to wean Ashley off of himself; the problem is he never lets it happen.This is what i mean when i said that people don't pay enough attention. Andrew explicitly tries, again and again, even in his later years, to Ashley to get away. She's the one coming back, not him. Is later, when they commit the crimes, that that's over, and now it's matter of stick together to survive. (Although, at some point, "letting it happen" would have Ashley working as a prostitute so i think at THAT point, is way too late)
>>531466679If he doesn't say it, he doesn't say it. If he say it, it doesn't mean it. Come on now...
>>531467856Wrong. Why do you think Decaydrew told Mom that he's stuck? He'd already made peace with it just being him and his sister moving forwards, so what exactly is he stuck with? Ashley isn't why he's stuck; the problem is him and always has been. He is the engine and he can't fucking help himself. We've seen countless examples of Ashley having self-awareness and the ability to grow, while Andrew is committed to being a fucking martyr.
>>531466426Extremely cuddly
>>531466426Ivy is the only Nemlei character in the same league as Noelle. Even Ashley in pic related's expression isn't half as pretty. How did Nems do it?
>>531468197>He'd already made peace with it just being him and his sister moving forwardsHe hasn't, as soon as she broke her word in episode 2 by calling him Andy the room 302 promise was over. That very night he was considering going clubbing and maybe getting laid.
>>531469060>That very night he was considering going clubbing and maybe getting laidOh come on.
>>531468703>Even Ashley in pic related's expression isn't half as pretty.absolutely outclassed by a race traitor hussy
>>531469341Outbreeding drops a girl by four points by default. Extreme outbreeding? Cannot be higher than a 0/10.
>>531468703I've gotta say, that is one CUTE Ashley. Gotta be one of the most beautiful drawings of all ever
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Surely this won't effect us?
>>531469696We'll be safe because Inky was right all along
>>531469191It was no longer just them.
>>531469696If you would please consult the diagram:
>>531455090
>>531469696>payment processorsThe myth of consent. Sellers want to sell it, buyers want to buy it, but nobody bothered to ask the guy in the middle passively collecting income while doing absolutely nothing whether HE consented. 110?
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>>531469060>That very night he was considering going clubbing and maybe getting laid.
>>531469696Yes, is the end. This is the last Nemlei full fledged game. Expect the next one to be more shorter than Divilethion.
>>531469696I'm starting to think the cockroach was right, they don't want you to form clans by breeding your sister. They're committing delphcide!
>>531469696I just checked and japanese imouto VNs I purchased are still on the store tho. I'm sure we will be fine. There is no explicit sexual scenes in the game anyway
>>531470009This is the shit that genuinely make me rage. 2 adults want to engage in commerce but some third party facilitator doesn't like it so NOPE
>>531468703Not even a competiton LMAO Ashley's cute is absolutely unmatched.
>>531469696Happening? Ever?
>C'mon man...as Nemlei said.
>>531471089It's genuinely crazy. I'm not much for pornography but the fact that payment processors just casually decided that western consumers were simply not permitted to spend money on some Japanese h-game site is just fucking insane to me
>you can deposit your money at a bank and legally they do not have to keep ANY of it in reserve in case you want to withdraw it, you are quite literally withdrawing ghost money>payment processors can, on a whim, decide what companies are and are not allowed to do business even if permitted by local and international lawOf course I advocate for peaceful, political solutions as violence is the precursor to the collapse of civilization, but a war was started of a single digit tax rate 250 years ago that fundamentally changed the power dynamic of the entire world.
>>531472394>Of course I advocate for peaceful, political solutions as violence.
>>531469696If Steam remove her game, fuck steam and I'll pirate forever. She should release it on GoG, or figure out a way to do it manually.
>>531472696Peace is always the answer and I would never suggest or hint otherwise because that is bad and wrong, or something to that effect.
>>531472358Marion is more cute than Ashley
>>531472778Isn't illegal to do that? Im talking about Steam and their lawyers of course. People already ordered this early access title, and removing it would surely ensue a shit storm, right?
>>531472394Bro just make your own payment processor and shoot your own satellite in space to make internet 2 and make your own country while you're at it. Easy peasy.
>>531473203>Bro just make your own payment processor and shoot your own satellite in space to make internet 2 and make your own country while you're at it. Easy peasy.Yeah the last time somebody tried breaking from the uh... well, we'll call it "standard" practice, they viciously slandered him and initiated a war which resulted in limitless death and suffering across the globe.
>>531473203This but seriously. There are ancient records of unknow lands and civilizations that historians can't and won't be able to explain. Use magic and create your own world. This universe is your own dream after all.
>>531473054>Steam and their lawyers of course.Except If you look closely as Valve's ToS, it explicitly states you don't actually own the games. It's a digital license to play them, and Valve, ultimately have the right to shit can you and take your money if they please. Thankfully they usually dont do that because it's bad PR, and it takes outright multiple criminal violations to get banned off steam. That's why Nemlei should either consider an Itch or GoG release. Once those files are in your possession from those sites, it's yours.
>>531474781Ah, yeah, i forgot that bit. Well, this game is dead on arrival.
>>531474909>this game is dead on arrivalIsn't it great private corporations (card processors in this case) can manipulate platforms into deciding what media you're allowed to consume? Nemlei, if you or an associate is lurking in these threads: PLEASE consider GoG. I will gladly buy this game again if it meant being able to play it as it's meant to be played, without having to worry about Valve's pussy footing to bullies.
>>531475289>pussy footingPayment processors have the power to render Steam, which is nearly 100% online transactions, unable to make a fucking dime unless they capitulate. That's not pussyfooting, that's realizing that you're an ant going against a Panzer tank.
>>531473503>>531473738Some guy connected to The Dick Show podcast attempted to make his own payment processor by starting a bank back in like 2016, he had a budget of around 800k dollars to play with and it would've been insufficient to even be recognized as a legal entity. On top of that the government requires you to buy software from certain cybersecurity companies (potentially CIA fronts) that's worth over ten million dollars plus a yearly loicence of around 100k, in other words the kikes are gatekeeping any poorfag with < 50-60 million dollars to his name from starting a payment processor.
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Mates there's no need to panic. The games that were taken down were literal porns disguised as a game like 'Interactive Sex - Incest simulator' or something (Check here: https://steamdb.info/history/events/)
A game where you can legit rape your sister in her sleep is still on the store because the game itself doesn't show any 'questionable' contents (Unless you get the patch from an outer source). TCOAAL is way tamer compared to these saucy Japanese games. And it's not even a bloody 'hentai' game in the first place. I'm sure nothing serious will happen
>>531475607>The games that were taken down were literal porns disguised as a gameI hate to "slippery slope" you here, but I still don't like that. Willing sellers and buyers should be able to do business regardless of what VISA HQ thinks
>>531475858You are right. But at least I don't think those card companies will go all the way out to hunt down TCOAAL.
>>531475607Yeah, but TCOOAL is a real story with something real to say, and some "agents" find that threatening. Is not about the content, but the meaning.
>>531476251>Is not about the content, but the meaning.This world... deserves a new class of siscon
>Me too bro, itโs okay. I once managed to talk to a female human and convince her to a date at the beach, and for the date I thought it would be cute to read a book (a compilation of poems, short stories) together, but she said it was really weird and made her uncomfortable. So I continue to read alone and feel lonely :(
The rizz of a /lit/fag.
>>531470993>japanese imouto VNsum... yes please
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>>531477449Now that's my kind of cowgirl.
all of these are marked as "app_retired_publisher_request" on steam tracker which is apparently a flag given to self requested takedowns so I'd prefer to hear some kind of official statement rather than jump to the idea that it 100% must be the payment processors because a bunch of games (of which most are from the same publisher) went to being purchase disabled
Man, I fucking HATE sisters
>>531480762said the only child
>>531473054>More cuteShocker
did the game survive the credit card company purge?
>>531481997Treat yourself to higher resolution
>>531481874>Purge It didn't even happened yet, unless you want to call the 'Intensive Sex' series taken down a big news
it's a nothingburger and you're all retarded for thinking anything more than shovelware chinkshit will be "purged"
>picrel, it's (you)
>>531474781Does Nemlei have to put the game on hold until all of it it's ready to get a GoG release, or am i wrong?
Everything is Ashley's fault
Divilethion remake comes next
>>531313449 (OP)Imagine the backlash if the Graves become stepsiblings (Even though plotwise it makes 0 sense)
>>531492659imagine if you didn't fearmonger random stuff
>>531491925We don't even begin to have an idea what their production process is like. We know more than likely it's her and one other person. Other person usually handles coding and other stuff while she writes and animates, and I'm sure she does a share of the technical work as well. Presumably the other person could do whatever it takes to get set up on GOG while she does some work. Then again, who knows what the process is really like for getting something published on GOG. Obviously it'd probably be better to publish it there after it's finished in it's entirely. I think going back to Itch.io might make it easier for the time being, worse case scenario. And I'm sure they're both familiar with how Itch works.
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>>531493041>reopens her Itch.io page>Inky comes back
>>531493221>canon andrew reaction
>>531477014Relationships are all about pretending to be a generic idealized love interest and then once you've got the other person trapped you actually open up about who you are. It's all based on deception and pretending. That's why Andrew is good at it.
>>531461718Coffin was never Nemlei's passion project. It's all just a set-up for her true dream game - the sequel about Andrew and Ashley's two gay shota sons
Which Coffin characters watch/read One Piece?
Are we gonna die to payment processors?
>>531499057Worst case scenario, we just go back to Itch
>>531499057It looks like Andrew's hand is turning into her leg here, I thought it was AI at first but I think it's just poor distinction.
>>531499057unlikely, they're only worried about x-rated porn games, so unless nemlei adds some beastial breeding scenes with full frontal nudity and x-ray womb view we don't have anything to worry about
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I went through all the games in the OP. I love Nemlei stories so much guys. What a time to be alive.
>I want you to know, that everyone appreciates your selfless act.
>>531500817https://youtu.be/UOh1Cxl4xu8
>The whole time, i...>Had you in my...>Had you in my mind...
>>531469696>>531472778>>531491925>>531474781Checked the threads on /v/ about the news and this seems to be about optics. The whole move is lip-service to save face, because some devs were indiscrete enough to name their games things like "Futa Incest Daughter Training" "Slave Futa Cock Father: Adventure" and other unhinged shit like this in the title. Furthermore, said games also were abandoned assetflips with 3D pre-made assets. Other explicitly incest games that weren't so blatantly shovelware are fine, including porn and non-porn ones. Nemlei did the right thing because the game description and images focus on horror, like I said, optics here is the key. Steam knows they can't piss off their userbase.
Nonetheless I think Nemlei should put their games again on Itch.io, including TCOAAL. Steam (and any company) is only as good as you keep them in check and make them know they have competition that can made them lose millions. You should never make them think you're 100% dependent on them.
>>531501127>>531502337>tfw anon saved my edits
>>531502453>Nonetheless I think Nemlei should put their games again on Itch.io,Not happening. I don't think she likes people poking around in the image files (as evidenced by her hashing them for Ch3)
>>531503470What do you mean by poking? Any RPGMaker game is extremely easy to hack and temper with the files. And if she is so concerned about metadata she can just upload them to any "remove metadata" site. Even 4chan eliminates metadata automatically these days. But honestly that's being paranoid, images made with Kryta and Photoshop like Nemlei's drawings hold little to no metadata at all. There's 0 reason for she to not put her Itch.io page again, or GoG.
>>531503470>as evidenced by her hashing themHow do you know that's why she did that?
>>531504629>What do you mean by poking?Starting with Ch3, all the sprites and cgs (and maybe the others) went from having normal and legible names to being garbled nonsense. A sprite would go from "s_smile[BUST]" to 32 random characters. Someone far more /g/ than me said that Nemlei had hashed the image files and it'd take 6 million years to reverse engineer it. The current named files everyone posts are the work of one or two anons who just manually named everything.
I have a memory of Nemlei saying she didn't like people looking in files, but I have no idea where I'm getting it from and I could be making it up. However, her going through the effort of hashing her filenames feels like she doesn't want people snooping around in them
>>531458730>>531459609Ok, i found it. It's one of the outcomes in that conversation with Jack in the tower over the bunnie route it seems. This one has so many stuff, i love it.
>>531505632Damn, good job finding it.
>>531505209It's just a theory
A Nemlei theory!
Thanks for reading
>>531505632This opens up avenues
>>531506419can't wait for Matpat to leave retirement to cover this game
>>531506869He's a politician now
>>531502747they're good edits
>>531507256>>531509421https://x.com/MatPatGT/status/1932458863619404194?lang=en
>>531502453>>531469696I thought They were pushing incest in stuff like GoT and all those stuck in the dryer pornhub vids. What changed?
she walked out with empty arms
machine gun in her hands
she is good, she is bad, no one understands
she walked in silence, never spoke a word
she's got a poor brother, she's her brother's girl
https://x.com/The_lost_Fiend/status/1917570972313330011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFINPR8HtIQ
>>531510570SHE LOVES NAKED SIN
SHE LOVES EVIL STARES
SHE HAS LOST CONTROL
THEY ARE GROWING OOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD
>>531510898I'm pretty sure it's
>SHE LOVES STEAK AND SEX>KILLER EAGLE'S NEST>SHE HAS LOST CONTROL>HEY I'M GROWING OLDWhich makes it tie in with "Where Eagle's Dare."
STOP SINGING SO FUCKING LOUD!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT, WE'LL SING AS LOUD AS WE WANT
Anon posts his singing edits, everyone joins in
But when I do it, everyone gets mad at me!
Post Better Half tunes!
https://youtu.be/KxJdg61m2E0
>How could I miss you if I never met you?
>If that road turns another way, and never looked back?
>There's a feeling overwhelming, like I couldn't belong, Without...
>...This point of contact everything would be wrong
>Stop-motion on the ceiling, Skip frames and I'm forgetting the in-between
>When the world is spinning and I am standing still
>When the world comes apart and I'm standing still
>You flicker
>If I never knew what I've lost (you flicker)
>And I turn around, and you're gone? (You flicker)
>If you turn left and I turn right
>Would the curves of the Earth bring our paths back to cross again?
>Would I trust fate to bring back the tide?
>Or would I dive head first to feel you on my skin?
>>531512228I THINK YOUR SONGS SUCKS
>>531514859THEY'RE GREAT SONGS!
NONE OF YOU CAN APPRECIATE ROMANCE!
I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY
I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS SHE'S SPREAD
....Wow! Great singing! You have quite the vocal range kids. Where's my smokes?
>>531502747Someone appreciates your work! It still makes me happy to see my filenames for the busts or people posting my memes.
>>531516456Noelle's mom was an alright fellow
>>531516869Right on, brotherman! I appreciate the effort. I'd've never gotten around to doing it myself
I'm already tired to death about hearing of the payment processor thing and the fearmongering.
>>531519787But we already got pass that, is nothingburger, nothing ever happens
Do you think we'll get another suicide ending?
>>531519958Not a real ending, but probably a fakeout/fail state ending in the Burial route, unless Decay part 2 has fail states too, though I suspect those will probably involve the demon.
>>531519958Yeah I think so. I think we'll get an ending where Andrew gets killed which leaves Ashley to react how you think she would
>>531520845Ashley's iconic :3 face is the litmus test for a proper fanartist.
Finally got around reading Jack in a Castle. This shit took so long to complete all around, not to mention all the dialogue variations. Anyway, what a treasure, loved every single second of it. An awesome journey full of lively people, a charming world, and a wonderful story of love and tragedy. Outside of Coffin, this and Better Half are the author's best. Can't recommend it hard enough, Nemlei is truly the greatest writer of this century.
>>531505486If she hashed the name files like that she can just do that in itch.io. Is just a .zip with the game. Steam doesn't provide encryption methods of that specific kind. So yeah, no reason to limit herself to one platform.
>>531509751The only thing that has probably changed is that they want more financial control over the plebs. That's all. If you see closely, you will see that payment processors still work just fine for most porn sites including shit like Only Fans. Which are literal digital pimps for prostitutes. They want to test the waters, but I think they stepped on a landmine. The shit is going to even mainstream gaming journo news.
>>531523784I forgot to mention that Jack was my favorite from the cast, i could see in him various aspects that would take root from here for her later works. I also liked Sylvester Sound a lot, probably the most noble Nemlei character.
>>531523784Finally Jack-in-a-Kino is getting the love it deserves. I wonder if Nemlei can do it without filling it with miseryporn, Marion deserves to be happy.
>>531523784I must confess that JIAC is the only Nemlei game I haven't played fully because of how long it is
>>531526439>I wonder if Nemlei can do it without filling it with miseryporn, Marion deserves to be happy.He does. The final moments in Jack love route were pure heart melt. I ended the game with the calm ending as last in a late night, and just slept so well because i couldn't stop thinking about it; The game made me feel an immense sense of wonder. It won't hurt that some future Nemlei project takes place in a full fledged magical world in the same vein.
>>531526584I hope you do so eventually, you won't regret it.
>>531527159>I hope you do so eventually, you won't regret it.I'll probably lock myself in my room and play the whole thing sometime in the next few weeks
JiaC is the only Nemlei game I haven't played. I knew it was much longer than the others but I assumed from the memes and art style that it would be too yaoi for a heterosexual man to enjoy. Is it actually worth it?
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>>531531028>Is it actually worth it?Yes, it really is. It's really funny at times, but also very captivating when you reach beyond the surface. Is an adventure to uncover the veil of a dying kingdom, and a tale of love where the hero has the chance to decide the fate of the land. It deserves an honest chance, it's one of my favorites stories.
>>531531028>Is it actually worth it?nah
>Julia: But I poop from there!
>Andrew: Not right now you don't!
>>531527159Oh yeah, Jack is the best route. At least for me, but it has merits because the other characters were't bad either like Sylvester or Bunny. I made all the endings but Jack was my favorite, except the secret one with the guard guy. Also, seems to me that the best outcome is Jack not killing the King. Clearly the guy is Jack's friend. And I don't think Marion wants to become Queen (male).
>>531531028People calling it a yaoi game are the same people calling Coffin a gooner game
>>531531028If you don't want to bang Marion you're a homosexual. That trap is delicious.
>>531538118>if you don't want to have sex with a male, you are somebody who desires sex with males
I want to watch Andrew and Ashley have sex
>>531540197Yeah, pretty much. I want them to fuck like animals as I watch while fapping and Ashley says how much better Andrew is than me
I want to watch someone that's watching Andrew and Ashley having sex.
>>531541000Are you going to maaturbate to that person?
>>531541689I love FUNNY makeup
(see picrel
>>531360682)
>>531539179Is it cuckoldry to watch your wife get railed on video by yourself a few weeks ago? What about showing the video to other people?
>>531544139That's called voyeurism/exhibitionism
>>531446181julia never once peered into what he really wanted and actually encouraged this behavior
she's just as shitty of a girlfriend as he was a boyfriend
>>531546075She was scared of him; how much could she have done? Given the circumstances, it's commendable that she DID figure out what he wanted: he is an empty person with a pitch black heart who never even wanted her, because the only thing he can thrive on is being Ashley's mother/father/boyfriend/brother.
>>531546075Andrew went out of his way to hide his real self from her
>>531547218she was scared of his true self yet encouraged him to tend to her emotional wounds, give her attention, give her sex, continue being her boyfriend instead of just cutting him off, ect.
>it's commendable that she DID figure out what he wantedno it isn't
andrew lets his mask slip constantly and the vision shows this clearly
she tolerated the scary Andrew because the "Totally normal" Andrew made up for it by placating her
>>531548567she went out of her way to ignore it despite being aware of it for a good portion of their relationship
she's fine with taking but god forbid she gives a shit and tries to understand the man whose life she's tried to take over since she got into a relationship with him
and if you're going to cope and say "durr she only knew after she was away from him" she basically admits that she always knew in her letter ("Or maybe it was me who didn't want to see it?")
>>531549989>Julia is actually le hypocrite (even though she gave him an ultimatum then dumped him)
>>531549989>despite being aware of it for a good portion of their relationship
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>>531550630>("Or maybe it was me who didn't want to see it?")This is the face of someone whose eyes have only been opened within the last 3 months. Never once did she ever have even an inkling of an idea of who Andrew really was. Right.
>>531550981>Or maybe it was me who didn't want to see it?>game tells you she didn't see it>treat it as evidence that she saw itLol
>Never once did she ever have even an inkling of an idea of who Andrew really was. Right.>argument from the absurdLmao
It's 1 am, try this bait again in 10 hours if you want replies
>>531550981That was right when she gave the ultimatum, ie right before quarantine
Would Andrew still be obsessed with Ashley if she were ugly?
>>531552286He is and she is. So yeah
>>531552443Shut up whore!
>>531552746What's wrong? I thought you wanted me to pay more attention to you
>>531552829If your own daughter is ugly, doesn't that make you ugly?
>>531553762Maybe her husband is ugly and she got it from him.
>>531553762Ashley takes after her bitch grandfather and whore grandmother
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>>531551321>the gameJulia. Not "the game". Julia's letter isn't Nemlei talking to the audience. It's written by a character within a story who is trying to create a narrative to cope with her choices. If you cannot understand this then you should not be discussing video games.
Julia posits that it may be a possibility that she knew, but that said possibility is just as likely as Andrew being "really good at hiding it". So, she says that she doesn't know if she was or wasn't aware. If you are to take those words as gospel then you cannot in good faith ever say that she wasn't aware. You can only say that she may or may not have been aware.
This "may or may not" wording is in direct contrast to the clear words of "have finally opened my eyes". How can you say that your eyes have been opened if you're aware that they may have been open all along?
Well, it's obviously because you're not trying to take any responsibility for your part in the relationship! So, maybe you knew, but maybe you didn't!
Julia's letter is pure cope and it exists as a means to manufacture closure for her. She wants to forget about Andrew because his function (shit life relief pet) is no longer worthwhile to her anymore now that she has "grown". Within the context of the rest of the letter in tandem with who she is and what she's done that line becomes obvious as an admission.
>>531551369Literally not "the last 3 months".
>>531556040Trouble is we know Andrew is a dangerous lunatic. Julia says she thinks there's something seriously wrong with him and we know she's right, which pretty much rules out the idea it's just a post-hoc cope for herself. You aren't necessarily wrong that Julia didn't properly try to get Andrew to open up but she's got him dead to rights as a would-be sisterfucker who's putting up a facade and bottling up lots and lots of anger.
>>531556040>micro screenshotThey don't have bigger screens in Midwitistan?
>So, she says that she doesn't know if she was or wasn't aware.>This "may or may not" wording is in direct contrast to the clear words of "have finally opened my eyes"Dangerous levels of ESL radiating off of this segment. "You were really good at hiding it... Or maybe it was me who didn't want to see it" means she had no idea what Andrew was truly like. The uncertainty is whether he was good at hiding or she ignored the signs.
Seems some children were left behind after all
>>531556779I'm saying she knew that and ignored it because it was convenient for her. Her reasons for no longer staying in the relationship are basically the same as Andrew's. Andrew's guilt was no longer assuaged by by being in a relationship with Julia which is why he was content when she dumped him. Likewise, Andrew's capacity to placate her was no longer as desireable as who he was as a person (scary person)
>>531556040>Literally not "the last 3 months".Fuck off.
>>531556779>Andrew is a dangerous lunaticIs he though?
These are your new blue board ads! Say something nice about them.
The liberal media won't tell you this, but trees are made of wood.
>>531557294>MidwitistanTurkey sandwich.
>means she had no idea what Andrew was truly like>The uncertainty is whether he was good at hiding or she ignored the signsThe statement is really cut-and-dry so I don't understand why you think this is where the uncertainty lies.
"You were really good at hiding it" = "I didn't know because you were really good at hiding it."
"Or, maybe it was me who didn't want to see it?" = "I knew and didn't care."
To ignore something requires your awareness of that thing in the first place. How can you ignore something you aren't even aware of?
If she "ignored the signs" then she was aware of something she wanted to ignore in the first place which would mean that she knew and didn't care.
>>531557862He has no regard for human life aside from his beloved. It's buried under a lot of cope which is why it takes so long for him to start murdering people without any real justification.
>>531496338Agreed, there's no worse dating advice you can give someone than "be yourself". Sure, just be yourself if yourself is a perfect normie with no controversial opinions about anything or eccentric tastes in anything and if you're also attractive. Then you can be yourself.
>>531559265>aside from his belovedEven THAT has an asterisk
>>531557980So /ona/ from /jp/ is taking over? Nice.
>>531559161>"Or, maybe it was me who didn't want to see it?" = "I knew and didn't care."Nope. That's simply incorrect. It means "maybe I chose to ignore the signs". It's actually a direct confirmation that she didn't know.
This is just an English lesson. You can accept it or persist with your doomed understanding. But I'm not doing your English teacher's job
>>531559606>maybe I chose to ignore the signsIgnore... signs...
gee it's almost like to ignore something... you must know it's there in the first place...
>>531559434Dude, /r9k/ isn't real life. Pretending to be a perfect normie with no controversial opinions about anything or eccentric tastes in anything is going to give you superficial chemistry with somebody to whom those things are attractive. The question is: why would you even want to date such a person? Be a controversial eccentric so that you can date somebody you don't have to pretend for.
>>531559265>he has to break down a lot of barriers before he starts killing people with little justification Who would that not be true of?
>>531559568He isn't murdering Ashley, he's killing Leyley which is depriving him of Ashley. That's my understanding of his thought process at least.
>>531559668I can ignore your dog shit posts without reading them. Unfortunately, I am equally retarded as you for having engaged with them. This is a very Lovecraftian situation I'm in.
>>531559668>gee it's almost like to ignore something... you must know it's there in the first place...There is no polite way for me to explain this to you. Your English is not good enough to grasp the nuance here. Julia MIGHT have been ignoring signs. Ignoring signs of a problem is not at all the same as knowing the problem exists. If you ignore the signs that your boat is sinking, it means you are not aware that the boat is sinking.
>>531559878Yet you're aware that my posts exist without reading them. Ergo, you know.
I get that you feel the desperate need to feel better than other people but that desire will prevent you from interfacing with any sort of reason or truth.
>>531559973Knowing your posts exist doesn't mean I know the contents. Likewise, Julia ignoring the signs doesn't mean she even knew they were signs. So how about you interface with my cock?
>>531560152Forget it, anon. It's my fault for continuing to engage him after he admitted to being Turkish. We're casting pearls before swine
>>531559735>why would you even want to date such a person?You sound very entitled. Life isn't about what you want, it's about what you're willing to settle for. The vast majority of men don't have a lot of options so our net has to be wide enough to fish for women on both ends of the political spectrum and we have to find a way to accommodate women with 15 mental illnesses. Commie chicks have to see me as not a racist and nazi chicks have to see me as secretly based/hiding my power level. That's the tightrope I walk.
>>531560152If she didn't know they were signs then she wasn't ignoring signs because to her they weren't signs at all. You can't ignore something you don't know about in the first place. This would lie under the "You were really good at hiding it" box.
>>531560251>The vast majority of men don't have a lot of optionsHalf the population is female. Actually, scratch that, slightly MORE than half the population is female.
>Commie chicks have to see me as not a racist and nazi chicks have to see me as secretly based/hiding my power level. That's the tightrope I walk.What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>531560251Stop falling for psyops
>>531560359I'm not continuing this conversation until you post yourself eating pork.
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>>531560367>Half the population is femaleWhat's your point? Half the population is female and not dating or too busy with work or only into hookups...etc. Old school dating is not really a thing anymore, what people call dating today is just a pump and dump.
>What the fuck are you even talking about?Are you retarded? If I want to get laid I have to pretend to be progressive/care about immigrants around college women and I have to pretend to be racist in my local Christian community.
>>531560526You are single.
>>531560721>You are singleI'm engaged.
>>531560721>Half the population is female and not dating or too busy with work or only into hookups...etc. Old school dating is not really a thing anymore, what people call dating today is just a pump and dump.Okay? Then don't date those people if you don't want to.
>If I want to get laid I have to pretend to be progressive/care about immigrants around college women and I have to pretend to be racist in my local Christian community.You JUST complained about hookups, yet you engage in that culture? What a fucking imbecile lol
>>531561490>"Ashley, it's le-vi-oh-saaa!"
>>531560975You are engaged and he is enraged. An enraged retard, no less.
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>>531559916>Ignoring signs of a problem is not at all the same as knowing the problem existsIt literally is knowing that the problem exists.
That's how signs work. The sign points to a problem. If you are aware of a sign and what it means then you are aware of a problem. If you choose to ignore those signs then you are ignoring the problem.
If you aren't aware that a sign points to a problem then you aren't aware of its nature as a sign. You could not be ignoring the sign because you wouldn't even be aware that it is a sign to ignore.
This would go in the "He was really good at hiding it" box.
>>531562026I'm not continuing this conversation until you post yourself eating pork.
>>531562058So you admit that you are incapable of refuting my point? I accept your concession.
>>531562212I'm not seeing any pork. Bacon will suffice, too.
>>531562265Not an argument.
>>531562358No pork yet? I'll add alcohol and black pudding to the list as well.
>>531562529You don't need to keep embarrassing yourself.
>>531562653Come on, you've been given every opportunity. You know how this game is played; show the goods.
Classic, a retard arguing with a troll and continuing the conversation long past the point of productivity.
>I'm not changing my mind
>Neither am I
>Oh yeah, well I'm not changing it HARDER!
>Nuh uh!
Frankly, I hope everyone involved diesโmy preference leads towards it being more painful, and slowly would be idealโbut the most important thing is that you die.
>>531557980File deleted and warned? So basically, posting BLUE BOARD ADS on a blue board is NSFW and grounds for a ban?
>>531562026>If you are aware of a sign and what it means>and what it meansThis sinks your ship. Prove Julia knew what the signs meant
>>531563130Complain in the IRC.
>>531563145Dude, what is it that compels you to engage with this shit? Why are you incapable of just accepting that he's either fucking with you, or otherwise under any circumstance will concede even a single point to you? This is an unwinnable argument because you're trying to outmaneuver somebody who's playing a completely different fucking game, getting the last word in doesn't make you the winner, it just makes you the last faggot to reply.
>>531563145STOP FEEDING HIM (YOUS) UNTIL HE PROVIDES PROOF OF EATING PORK.
>>531563145If she didn't know what the signs meant then she didn't know they were signs to begin with. She was never even consciously aware that they were signs so there was no sign to ignore.
This could be dropped at any time of the day in /calg/ and it wouldn't be out of place.
Since the Graves are Finnish, they probably enjoy eating blood sausage with lingonberry jam.
>>531563573I'm getting nauseous just looking at that.
>>531563695It looks fucking delicious. Blood sausage ROCKS, and it goes great with lingonberry jam.
I won
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>>531563382>She was never even consciously aware that they were signsOBJECTION! Here
>>531549989 you clearly say
>she went out of her way to ignore it despite being aware of it for a good portion of their relationshipYou've contradicted yourself
The prosecution rests!
Pork. I won't tell you again. Until he posts pork, do not engage.
>>531564064You are engaging.
>>531563573And with milk too? Now that's fucked up
>>531563291>Dude, what is it that compels you to engage with this shit?I dunno, man. I guess boredom. I actually went and jerked off partway through before coming back. It's just something to do, I guess
>>531563975I said
>She was never even consciously aware that they were signsin reference to his argument. I meant to say that she would have never even been consciously aware that they were signs in that instance, not that she objectively wasn't consciously aware that they were signs.
>>531563769Meat *never* goes will with anything sugary, be it jam or pineapple.
>>531564220Why?
Milk is good for you and it has a very neutral taste. It barely changes the tone of a meal.
>>531564501Milk is for babies, adults eat cheese.
>>531564587milk is for babies even doe it's a complete meal loaded with micronutrients and minerals
just admit that your mind has been fucked by psyops if you really think maturity is dictated by what you eat and drink
>>531564476False
>>531564220Are you a Jew or something? Having dairy with meat isn't taboo for the rest of us, Schlomo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0pmfHZuH4
>>531564686It's okay to grow up, you don't need muh micronutrients once you're fully grown. People live into their 80s eating literal goy slop from fast food restaurants. You'll be just fine if you stop drinking milk like a baby.
>>531565034longevity is not a sign of health
>>531564587I'm not pouring molten cheese on my cereal
>>531565289>cerealThat's for birds, humans don't eat grain.
>>531565417No bread, no milk? Jesus man, I feel bad for you
>>531565417What the fuck do you eat, ass?
>>531565618Cum, straight from the tap
>>531565559Why? I eat real food.
>>531565618Meat, vegetables, cheese, butter, eggs, tuna, fruits and 80% cocoa chocolate
>>531566543>cheese and butter are okay, but not the thing they're made of
>>531566706Yes, unlike a baby you have teeth. Use them to eat food not drink it.
>>531558997Big Sister doesn't want you to know this
>>531565417cereal is actually shitty for you but because of how much of a fag you're being people will be convinced that their fortified PUFA anti-nutrient filled slop is good for them out of spite
>>531567479Granola is not shitty for you at all
>>531567479The only way you can make cereal not ass would be by fermenting them and then making bread.
>>531566543>meatdigestive headaches
>vegetablesenjoy your antinutrients and estrogen aside from a few root vegetables which you likely aren't eating
>cheese, butter, eggsbetter be from grass-fed cows and chickens or you're eating PUFAs and literal garbage
>tunaenjoy your PUFAs and eventual mantitties LOL
your diet is totally lacking in vital nutrients and supplements like bone broth and gelatin
just admit that
You should be working your sister's g-spot
>>531567627You don't ferment grains to make bread. You ferment them to make beer
>>531567604Cereals are the hardest to digest for humans, that's why I said they're for birds. In theory if you could digest them and absorb all the nutrients they'd be good for you but you can't, you're not a fucking bird.
>granolaJust eat a spoon of honey.
>>531567847>Cereals are the hardest to digest for humansImagine being a tummylet. No wonder you're upset
>>531567778Sourdough was a thing for our ancestors, I think it was made by fermenting cereal.
>>531568017Hold on, let me look this up
>Sourdough is a type of bread that uses the fermentation by naturally occurring yeast and lactobacillus bacteria to raise the dough.You were right
>>531567604granola is shitty for you because of its massive GI, its high phosphorous to calcium ratio, anti-nutrient content, and gluten content
commercial granola products usually contain PUFAs and other shitty additives as well
>>531567847this anon is right about cereal being hard to digest
it being hard to digest also means that it can lead to gut bacteria overgrowth by feeding gut bacteria because of this fact and that can lead to many health issues down the line
>thing makes me feel good
I eat it
>thing tastes good
Sometimes I eat it
>thing makes my sister feel good
I absolutely eat it. I'm a simple man.
>>531568297I love food nerds because, according to them, every type of food is bad for you. But then you close 4chan and step outside and eat food and, you know what, you're fine. Most people eat most foods, and they're fine.
>>531567479>cereal is actually shitty for youWeet-Bix is a superfood you stupid faggot.
>low in sugar>high in fibre and protein>got vitamins and iron and shitIf you don't eat Weet-Bix, you're a dumb cunt ay
>>531567847Here's your gluten-free (You), weakling.
>>531568463>and they're fineEven in Europe the obesity rate is creeping on 40% and diabetes is going up. I wouldn't say they're exactly fine.
I can't believe we got this far in the foodfagging before I remembered the David Mitchell rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5bKN6xP8Kk
>>531568876>The average life expectancy in the EU was estimated at 81.5 years in 2023, showing an increase from previous years.Such a shame all this poison we're eating stops us from making it to 250. We can BARELY limp past 80!
>>531569049I mean sure, you'll probably live with chronic back pain and having to take 7-10 pills a day like my mom does (side effects like heartburn, headaches..etc). Wouldn't you rather not need a cane in your twilight years and be a burden on your kids?
>>531569431>chronic back pain Brother, that's just bipedalism
>Wouldn't you rather not need a cane in your twilight years and be a burden on your kids?I'm not disagreeing with you that proper nutrition is good for you. I just think it's funny how much ink is spilled on the subject when people are demonstrably living longer now than ever before. Life expectancy in America is 78 years and people consider that horrifically LOW for a developed nation. Van Wilder was right when he said you never make it out alive. I'll happily tank a few years of bone damage when I hit 80 if it means I can have bread until then
>>531569049that video exists because nutrition as a science barely exists
information on nutrition and the effects of food on the body are extremely conflicting across virtually every mainstream source
there's milk that's bad for you and milk that's good for you and there's milk that's good for some and milk that's bad for some
the understanding of nutrition and food as more than just a bunch of micro and macronutrient facts on a label is virtually nonexistent among the general population let alone the people in charge of determining what should be legal to sell as "food"
animal testing without proper awareness of how they function in relation to people and food is also a major issue and has lead to provably wrong perceptions of the nutritional values of certain foods or even nutrients as a whole
also what
>>531569431 said
lifespans are going up but healthspans are only declining
>>531569672except bread isn't the issue, it's certain kinds of bread
you aren't going to eat just bread, you're going to shovel the most unhealthy PUFA-filled additive filled garbage down your mouth and then be surprised why you're disease ridden in 30 years when you expected to be miserable in 50
>>531568510I gotta remark how fucking lucky Australia is to enjoy the BEST nutrition in the world, bar fucking none.
>OUR FISH HAS BASICALLY NO MERCURYYou can eat 9kg of Aussie cod a week and not get sick at all. If you had half that much fish in America, you'd end up in the ER.
>FUCKING WEET-BIXThere's a reason we have all the best athletes, and it's because of fucking Weet-Bix
>FUCKING MILOProtein powders are gay scams for homosexuals. Luckily Australia has Milo. Sure, Milo's protein content per calorie isn't quite as high, but the entire business model of protein powders is to not inform you of how much protein you actually need in order to bodybuild. If you are 6'3 with a peak Arnie physique, you don't need more than 80g of protein per day, hell you don't even need more than 70g. Just fucking eat normally you daft cunt instead of spending ridiculous fortunes on protein powders that taste like shit anyway. Milo also has your good vitamins, tastes great, and is cheap as chips.
>>531570736There's an extra protein version of Milo too if you really need the extra protein. And it's still leagues cheaper than gay protein powders because Milo is the TRUE AND HONEST Aussie powdered drink. A glass of milk + Milo Pro will get you 15.5g of protein in just 890kJ (213 calories), while costing barely anything. PROTEIN POWDERS ARE GAY SCAMS. REPEAT AFTER ME: PROTEIN POWDERS ARE GAY SCAMS.
>>531568463>Most people eat most foods, and they're fine.you'd think so, but consider this
every person who has ever died ate food. coincidence? i think not
What does this say in freedom?
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>>531573104Something about Andrew telling Ashley to close her mouth and the artist liking Andrew's tag sticking out
>>531573593We need more long hair Ashley
>>531345015Anon, you better be talking about their belly-buttons.
>>531573661Ashley looks terrific with her hair let down. She should do it more often!
>>531575796Andrew could probably write some pretty banger lyrics if he wanted to
>>531576170Would he be a good vocal though
>>531577020I think the Finns have a natural talent for that stuff. Finland's got the most metal bands per capita, with 1 for every 1183 people.
>>531577184A metal band's also typically got 1 bassist, 2 guitarists, 1 drummer, and then 1 vocalist. So, you should be able to divide 1183 by 5 to get the amount of vocalists per capita (~237).
>>531577184Poets of The Fall is one of the best bands ever
https://youtu.be/kdonCg8IjW4?si=KbY03Il4U5wCvDY2
>>531577384>Late GoodbyeGreat choice, great choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZiYFFDGoh0
3A was disappointing in the fujobait department. I am expecting, no, demanding more fruity vibes in 4 and 3B!
>>531564501>>531564763I just don't like the taste of milk.
>>531580547What the fuck. I would go chug 2L of milk right now if I weren't stuffed from dinner.
>>531580547Milk has a very neutral flavor unless you're drinking raw/organic milk.
>>531581170Raw milk tastes better, but it can kill you if you haven't been drinking it your whole life.
>>531580547Lactose intolerant cope.
>>531556040>It's written by a character within a story who is trying to create a narrative to cope with her choiceslol
>>531557862Yes, literally
>>531576170They donโt understand the things I say to my sister
Nigga hail satan
Nigga hail satan
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