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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Tachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqvcFa_9kaU
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing

>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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EN: https://rentry.org/umaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Card Score Spreadsheet & Support Evaluation Doc)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

hors

>Super Creek
CAN THIS BITCH STOP HAVING TRAINING ACCIDENTS AT FUCKING 5% REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stop hanging around Gut training you lil shit

>>531315143 (OP)

>>531315143 (OP)

Me in the middle

Is there a number where I should be stop training power?

All it takes is 5 rolls

>>531315396
No.

>>531315363

>>531315313
posted late, anywhere to find info about paid carat banners?

>>531315316
but the gang's all here...

Which Uma is most likely to kill her rivals in order to get Trainer for herself?

HOW MANY MORE HOURS UNTIL KITASAN?!

How do you escape this situation?

>get an onsen ticket for my Nice Nature
>fucking SMASH that ULA finale to earn my onsen scene
>click done
>"Connection error"
>"Connection error"
>"Connection error"
>"Error: 208. Returning you to Title"
>mfw they skipped my onsen scene
GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

So how many players you think are quitting after kitasan black banner?
I feel like I've basically done everything in the game already

>>531315558
You don't
Pray it will be over quickly

>>531315558
I call upon my greatest allies, SEGA.

If I already have Suzuka front running Mile, do i build Daiwa Scarlet as a pace chaser?

with enough wit and skills even if you lose team trials you can get promoted to class 5!

>>531315591
Can't you access it from gallery in your Archive?

Borrowing a MLB Kitasan Black as support is fine anyways torena-dono

5 minutes. That's how long you have... to get 30k carats.

>>531315460
>right to left text
>left to right page
somebody fix this

>>531315143 (OP)
Big...

>>531315514
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
>>531315598
If I dont get her its a bye for me. This game is fun but the fact that you need to whale to fully enjoy the content turns me off.

>>531315653
SEGA would sell you out to them if they paid enough

>>531315695
5 minutes for you to shut up

>>531315767
>need to whale to fully enjoy the content
you really don't

>>531315598
there will be a precipitous drop after people don't pull her imo, there is a huge normalfag audience and this is a shitty nip gacha with shitty nip rates

>>531315591

>>531315682
I know, but it's more special that way.

hi

>>531315695
I already have 36k

>>531315143 (OP)
it's goo goo bebber time

damn dude
it has been 2 weeks
casual players are tourists, they will come and go based on content and if there are big events

Are there mute horses? I need a horse for the home screen that doesn't just keep yapping and yapping all the time.

>>531315558
Run away, duh.

The most unrealistic part about season 3 is how anyone could look up to Teio

My luck has been balanced in time for the banner.

>>531315970
>casual players are tourists, they will come and go based on content and if there are big events
if that's the case how come JP, KR and TW/HK didn't die out in 2 weeks?

Which ones are Dual Dirts again?

>>531315938
>>531315767
suzuka your husband is cheating

Bwos?

>>531315695
WAGMI bros
13k and a dream

>>531316050
different regions play the game differently too

>>531315805
kek
which uma is that though

>>531315692
I THOUGHT I LEFT THIS PISS FOX BACK THERE ALREADY

>>531316050
Asians will eat shit and love it, retard, how is this news to you? the rest of the world is either far less patient or far too poor depending on the place, to put up with east asian nonsense

>>531316181
if that's the case then it wouldn't have reached critical normie mass in those same reasons. uma didn't become a cultural phenomenon for no reason

i hope suzuka doesnt die on this last race

>>531316061
February Stakes and Champion's Cup

3 speed 2 pow 1 wit, 2 speed 2 pow 2 wit, or 3 speed 2 wit 1 pow?

are we gonna get a free pick ticket, I'm missing Oguri...

>>531316335
are you like ... willing to put a fifty down on a bet that 50% of the playerbase is going to whale?

>>531316317
>Asians will eat shit and love it
Otaku in particular will get attached to anything that has anime girls slapped on it.

>>531315874
she's written way too realistically

A game being popular means that you have to contend with the majority even when it pisses you off.
Do I complain when the majority of pedophiles are men? No, I simply have to accept that fact whenever I want to interact with the community

I NEED TO BREED THIS UMA!

are you rolling for kitasan black?

Meisho Doto is CUTE and I will roll on her instead of Kitasan!

I’ve come barging in from Japan, lol.
If you’ve got any questions about Uma Musume, feel free to ask!
Blame GPT for the translation, not me lol

>>531316335
this is the first must pull banner. there is a huge difference between that and normies showing up in droves to enjoy new stuff and free gems

Is there a race horse thats sorta like a mutt that isnt like bred to be a racer but made it through all odds

Bros I spent my carat stash on Biwa Hayahide

I wanna beat Falcon Stakes with Mayano Top Gun and am loaning a 8* sprint inspiration
what support cards do I bring to maximize my chances?

(Second Year, March 2, G3, Turf, Sprint. Mayano has a D in sprints naturally)

>>531316061
use the glossary

>>531316397
Just do a 10 pull on the basic banner,

>>531316396
4 wit 2 speed
Umamusume is wit game

>>531316557
You don't undersatnd, she's the one who's gonna breed you

I'll train your horse for you
drop your data link password and train UID
ignore the black men behind me

>>531316050
>Asians are good at math / spreadsheets
My patience is wearing thin with all these 1* guts, these rates are rigged towards guts even at 600-600-600-300-400
>>531316317
I dont know how could they tolerate these practice in the first place? They were just trained to take shit and eat shit or something?

>>531316556
Anon?

>>531316634
it is such shit to read on desktop man

>>531315485
Does anyone know?

How do I convince my parents the horse gacha isn't cringe

>>531316586
Oguri Cap

>>531316636
3 wit, 2 speed, 1 pow (Vodka)

>>531316556
The what community

>>531316596
Same I did 60 pulls got 2 SSR but no Biwa, now I'm down to 10k guess I'm bricked
>>531316640
Nah I'd win
https://files.catbox.moe/ft3fx7.png

>>531316568
Who's your favourite uma?

>>531315767
>If I dont get her its a bye for me. This game is fun but the fact that you need to whale to fully enjoy the content turns me off.
as much as i want to make fun of you, i've been psyop'd into this kind of shit before as well, and that mentality will ruin the game for you even if you do get her.
stop caring or you're fucked either way, genuinely.

>>531316694
threaten to kill yourself if they don't change their opinion

I'm quiting. The rng sparks isn't doing it for me. Just going to enjoy Teio.

>>531316568
How strong is Kitasan Black
Who is the next card to save for

>>531316568
What are some notable QoL changes in this game and when will they be implemented into Global?

>>531316556
Average Tachyonfag

>>531316596
Hope you at least got her.

I made a full team of witmaxxed trainees but I'm struggling to win pvp did I do something wrong?

I think some of you guys got a wild overestimations on how competitively the global audience is going to play uma

>>531316224
Sirius

>>531316556
whatd you mean by that anon

>URA is fully beatable with max uncapped R
>game is comfy enough for single player experience
>"I NEED TO WHALE I NEED TO WHALEEE YOU DON'T GET IT"
enjoy your 200 extra pvp carrats after spending thousand of $ ig?

>>531316568
Which horse is most likely to rape (you)?

>>531316449
>50% of the playerbase is going to whale?
are you stupid? only 2% of people playing free to play games end up spending money. and 0.1% end up whaling. this is a known statistical fact across all other gacha/F2P games
i think only hoyoshit is able to get 10% of people spending on the game, and that is one of the highest consumer to customer conversion rate in the world

>0/3 friend borrows
what now?

>>531317009
I have zero clue what your original fucking point is now

>>531316568
What's your opinion on just rolling for characters you like while also rolling for a good amount of support cards? Do you think there's some umas that are a must have?

>>531317018
Time to jack off to umas.

>>531317018
believe in the winners you've made

>>531316568
Why do you people slavishly adhere to the Cygames 'guidelines'. Do the Yakuza really have nothing better to do than go after umaporn makers?

>>531317018
>what now?
You shit your pants

>>531317018
Shitpost here

>>531317009
If the fucking bald man is spending idk anon...

The best part about the uma musume fanworks is that it's filled with cute horses being cute and focusing on their characterization instead of the punchline just being porn
the next best part is when the punchline is that it's porn

>get Urara to win Ura finals
>almost god like sparks exept for 1 star stat
this pissed me off so much

Mambo

>>531317108
he has streamer money, he can afford it

>>531317018
go to bed.

I dont actually udnerstand sparks and how to get better ones i just look for the ones that are rudplf and give me speed

>only have 15k carats to roll for kitasan
Oh, I'm so fucked. I should've played this game on launch

>>531317147

imagine hugging suzuka, wrapping her entire small body in your arms

>>531317128
I prefer when the punchline is just boobs.

>>531316568
What were the popular Umas during the game's debut? For any reason is fine.

SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>531316568
is narita brian good?

should i pay money to get oguri cap

>>531316556

>>531317108
What the fuck the bald man is literally taking food out of his daughter's mouth just to gamba on horse gacha...

>>531317068
i thought you misunderstood me and was implying that i was saying that people (western) will whale on the game, but i was too lazy to correct myself nor correct you, so i just went along what i assumed in my head

i just hit auto-select and hope for the best

>>531316568
Did one of your countrymen really died due to testicular torsion from failing to roll for Kitasan Black?

today in japanese man tricked a bunch of westerners into spending for +200 integer

>>531317258
cute feet

>>531317204
if you haven't rolled yet then just keep playing the game, I'm at 27k after 6 days with no rolling

if you rolled the original 10k then good luck

Indigestion debuff when? I wanna listen to Ogurin's roaring tummy as it fights for dear life.

>>531317275
gotta feed your horse daughters too

In case no one posted it yet, here are the Agnes Tachyon notifications.

>>531317147
Hachimi

>>531317275
>just to gamba on horse gacha...
he could just right it off on his taxes as a business expense

>>531316963
I want to take it easy but the girls are coming too fast. I either get lucky or go broke with Kitashit then Curren Chan comes in right away and now I really want her, but then I also want Narita Brian coming soon after Curren, few skips, Hishi Amazon then it's gonna be back to back quadruple threat zone of Gold City-Maruzensky-Doto-Eishin, a little break then I want Akebono again.
I wish the rolls would just carry over and let you exchange for each over time instead of this diluted pool slop with like a once a year opportunity to get shit done.

>>531317362
>no steps recorded
go train your speed stat NOW

Finally!

>>531317225
me after rolling 0 kitasans in 200

>>531317362
bro your steps

>>531317147
wumbo

>>531317362
bro you need to do your steppies like your horsewife.

>>531317362
>0 steps
bro...

>>531316568
Who's your favorite horse? The real ones I mean

>>531316568
I cried when I learned Silence Suzuka's story
Also which Uma is your favorite? (and which one is the most popular in Japan?)

>>531316585
she owse me SEX now

>>531316568
Will there be any more paid carat banners?

Perfect

>> 531316763
It’s my first time using 4chan, so sorry if I mess anything up.

As for my favorite racehorses, I’d say Rice Shower, Gentildonna, Dream Journey, Almond Eye, Curren Bouquetd’or, and Daring Tact.

Rice Shower especially means a lot to me—my grandpa and I used to watch the Spring Tenno Sho live together, so those memories are precious.

Almond Eye also has a special place in my heart… she was the first horse I ever bet on!

For ones that haven’t become Uma Musume yet, I really like Sodashi and Melody Lane.

Why does blue archive have more steam reviews that uma musume?

>>531316031
I think I'm set bros

what's the difference between the top and bottom options when you fail a training?

>>531317147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw

>>531316568
why are horse birthrates so low

>>531317362
fat fuck get off your chair

>>531317362
Teio would be ashamed of you, bwo...

>Keep doing the weaker opponents on team trials because I assume you're supposed to
>get all my Umas to B/B+
>try out the highest score opponent
>I crush them and easily boost my max score
>even if you lose most of the races you still end up with a bigger score
What the fuck?

>>531316556
There are pedophile communities?
I thought they were just like, Dark-world versions of actual communities, like full of outcast proshippers, fandom queers, age-uppers and age-downers.
I never considered that there would be friend groups made out of this. In the same way no one is calling porn video comments a community

>>531317545
who cares, go away.

>>531317362
Anon can't walk after being raped by pack of feral umas. KWAM

>>531317545
They didn't give players gibs for leaving reviews.

>>531317334
>oguri's dorm room after nothing but greasy junk food
god, imagine the fucking SMELL!!!!

>>531317362
This nigga will come 16th in his own debut.

>>531317545
You knew the answer, and so did we. Stop trying to stir up shit.

>>531317147

>>531317528
RUINED!

>>531315143 (OP)
reminder that so long as you do dailies you will get everything out of this game and that dropping money to be the first in pvp or whatever is super gay and lame

>>531316568
Any secret porno collections in JP? Western artists suck at drawing.

>>531317362
dis nigga on dat wit strat

>>531317545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs-IMRYVIzs


They begged for reviews

>>531317561
i think both are random.

Teio's cute pinchable nipples!

are we there yet

>>531317616
most people on the highest score just auto select their teams
trying to beat the lower or medium rated teams is actually harder since those people minmax their teams better

>>531317434
Fun fact: Bourbon's career has 3 miles, 3 mediums, and 3 longs. You can easily tilt the finals into any of those lengths just by running 1 more race of the desired distance.

We need alternate history CC's that go into detail how Lady Godiva and Bucephalus are Umas.

random rewards
random training
random races
random sparks
NIGGA STOP COUNTING AND JUST THROW THE MF DICE!!!!

>>531317147
A little bit of Almond in my life
A little bit of Tachyon by my side
A little bit of Kita’s all I need
A little bit of Teio’s what I see
A little bit of Scarlet in the sun
A little bit of McQueen all night long
A little bit of Suzuka, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your trainer

>>531311945
I thought the director and the reporter don't count?

Teio would make a good sex friend

>>531317532
引用符と投稿番号は接続する必要があります。

Join Bronzelord
looking for super whale to carry everyone else

>>531317795
>baldy watched it
OH NOOOOOO /bag/bros its over

>>531317532
Just click on the posts' number and it will automatically backlink.
Some people are horny teenagers so don't mind them.

is flat chested girl the best there is?
you can cuddle without boobs getting in your way
she can dress cutely, or manly, based on what you like
when you hug her, you can feel her heartbeat closer to your soul
less back pain for your soulmate
less money spent on bra
easier for her to sleep
less sweat, touching her breasts would feel better
easier for her to move, the streamlined shape can make swimming/running/dancing better for her
hygiene is less taxing to keep, less area of surface to clean
ZERO sagging, ZERO breast cancer, ensuring a long life with your beloved partner

>>531317561
Top has lower chance of your hors exploding, bottom has a higher chance of your hors exploding but also a small chance of your hors getting the Training Success Rate up buff.
Or might be the other way around.

Imagine the gangbangs spica must do on scarlet

>>531316550
she's self-reflecting and introspective, these are traits no woman will exhibit in real life
This isn't realistic, it's fantasy

Heh easily (you)s and now the thread is derailed to shitting on BA.

I WILL ROLL FOR MY BEAUTIFUL MOODY WIFE RAAAAHHHHH
I WANT HER TO GET JEALOUS THAT I LOOKED AT A FEMALE TRAINER(actual event with her btw) AND THEN MILK MY DICK

>>531317878
>Bucephalus
Umas in historical armor would be great.

>>531317980
don't forget a little affectionate teasing over it

>>531317863
if you done 3 sprint as your optional races?

>>531317795
its over baggers... the roach king has spoken...

>>531316843
Sorry, I’ve been playing for 4 years but I never really paid attention to QoL stuff lol
Hmm… I think the fast skip feature was added around the 2nd anniversary?

Oh, and on the Steam version, you can play your own music during races now. That’s kinda neat.

>>531317528
Yep better

>>531317795
That guy has literal roaches crawling on him why would you post him here

>>531317980
>Silence Suzuka
>long life
Anon…

>>531318019
I would roll for her if she had tits like that

>>531316568
Have you seen the new main story PV? What are your thoughts? I'm excited to see Contrail next week.

>>531317795
BA steam numbers will explode after this, it's over for umabros...

>>531318145
Americans are waking up, time for off topic e-celeb crap.
Rev up those filters.

>>531318027
Alexander the Great definitely fucked Bucephalus.
Source: Trust me bro, I watched Fate once

>>531317528

>>531318321
Nah im biased i some ecelebs over others

How many rainbow crystals do we get and when do we start getting them?

ETA until kitasan?
I'm bad at math

>>531316985
Which horse is most likely to rape (you)?

Hey anon how come Haru Urara has so many actual like races under her belt compared to others? Most have like sub 30 of them

>>531318364
1 hour

>>531318059
you unlock the secret URA track

HOLY FUCK what a jobbing bitch
clockless career into the finals, then
>BOXED
>late start
>BOXED
switched to pace chaser out of desperation and won by a length on the final attempt
1* blue and pink sparkies of course
oh well, witletCHADS keep winning

>>531318364
5 minutes.

>Today I'm going to train Pace Mcqueen
>wrong final skill from Fine Motion
>let's give it another try
>wrong final skill from F2P Spe
>one more
>fail sub10% training twice
there goes my 3 guests

Uma milk is good for you

>>531318308
you mean the roach ranch review bombing BA with bad reviews

>>531318321
Sure thing Scotty

>>531318364
Like 30 hours

>>531318364
>>531315767

>2nd
>2nd
>2nd
>2nd
AAAAAAAAAAAA MAYANO YOU USELESS PUTA EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCK IT ALL UP GOD WE HAD THIS ARIMA KINEN IN THE BAG

>>531317980
>less sweat
dropped

>>531318406
like in career? her career makes you run a lot of fucking races constantly

I sent a $10 giftcard to the leader of a club and he still isn't letting me in can I do something???

I am really starting to like this Symboli Rudolf girl.

STOP GIVING MCQUEEN AND SUZUKA ANYTHING OTHER THAN A COMPLETELY FLAT CHEST

>>531318473
Nyes

>>531318502
No i mean the actual horse

>>531318406
they really wanted her to win one

AI sloppers once again proving they have zero fucking taste

>>531318482
>>531318481
Thanks bwos
>>531318450
>>531318417
>

>>531318364
1 day, 8 hours, 13 minutes, 5 seconds.

>>531317748
50 (1/3 of a roll) a day is too small, bro

>>531318325
>Bucephalus career story mode
>conquering everything west of the adriatic and east of the indus river

>>531317645
Imagine her tummy rumbling really loud, then her letting off a face-melting nuclear yakisoba belch in your face...

>>531317795
bagbros...he wants the game out of steam

>>531318531

i love flat horse chests

I have feelings for Taiki Shuttle

>>531318019
i dont give a fuck about the popular girl/gyaru-adjacent type. but for some reason she Gold City gets me fucking heated.

>>531318531
McQueen is just small, it's only Suzuka who's FLAT as the steppes.

>>531318406
She spammed local scrub races instead of exclusively doing the elite G1 tier stuff

>>531317795
>called BA a random ass game with low playerbase that makes no money
jesus that hurts, guess bought comiket stands can't save Nexon now

>>531318589
If the real "art" you like so much isn't in a museum it's just as slop as AI slop.

>>531318703
owari da........ he was laughing at our garbage numbers........

TALK ABOUT HORSE RACING I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BA

Is it too early to min-max my Umas for PvP? Are there any guides included in the 200-page document regarding PvP?

>>531318406
I mean, I imagine horses that putter around the track are usually ready to enter another one a lot faster than one who really gunned it.

Also, she still may not have even been ready. She DID never win a single race.

>>531318703
Nyooo...

>>531318813
I'm gonna go back in time and force Gutav Klimt to paint umas!

say
MY
NAME!

What supports do I save for after kitasan? Are they all MLB?

>>531318671
ha ha... dat would be so gross ha ha ha.....

>check /bag/ out of curiosity
>nothing out of the ordinary
>not even one post acknowledges it
Why are there are several posts about some streamer shitting on an unrelated game in /uma/?

>>531318932
>admits that modern artists are too shit to get their art in a museum
Thanks for proving my point.

>>531317074
>What's your opinion on just rolling for characters you like while also rolling for a good amount of support cards? Do you think there's some umas that are a must have?

For the most part, you only really need to focus on Speed and Wisdom support cards.
Depending on the training scenario, Stamina or Guts can become irrelevant.

If they ever release Christmas Oguri Cap in Global, make sure you grab her—she's completely broken.
With her, you can dominate for like a whole year.
Sorry for the slow reply, I had trouble with the CAPTCHA.

>>531318946
I
DON'T
KNOWWWWWWW (I'M NEW TO YOUR GAMEEEE)

>>531318978
hey man, every general can have one schizo in it

Taiki Shuttle is American size

>>531318946
King GAYlo lmao

>>531318946
Captain King

The Uma Muhamed will be able to prove the Riemann hypothesis and will find a consistent ultraviolet theory of quantum gravity.

I have been trying SO HARD to train a better Mcqueen and my best Long runner is still the shitty ass Golshi from my first 2 weeks

>>531318917
wuthering flop lol

>>531318946
KING "ANAL QUEEN" HALO

Tachyon why is your daughter dressed like this

>>531317795
Sounds like steam is just persecuting chud games

>>531318946
Need a comic about King having a nightmare about the other "royal" umas asking her what exactly is she the king of since she keeps jobbing and having an existential crisis as a result

>>531318729
Same

>>531319134
13 good cards, that's so many, you won

>>531318853
Let's talk about how the supposed "Emperor" Symboli Rudolf couldn't even conquer the Emperor's Cup

my bakushin is quite bitchy today....

>>531318671
I don't like that this is so hot to me...

>old account
>used to win URA finale 1/3 times without even trying
>rerolled
>new account in 30 careers have only won it once
>don't have any good uma or sparks so I am limited to just 3 actual attempts a day
>get super stressed over every decision

I legit feel lost. like I don't even know how to train or do anything anymore because I always seem to lack something and lose races

is there an uma that is over 180cm tall?

>>531319203
>chatgpt

Gold City never had sex, she's among the purest girls

>>531318978
when a thing got really popular
it invites all kind of people

>>531317545
>>531317795
I KNOW this shit is off topic baitposting but how is a game asking for reviews any different to youtubers saying to like/comment/subscribe or any possible app asking you to leave a review? Everyone does this shit
>It's biased because it's asking players to leave reviews who are likelier to leave positive ones
Okay? Who else do you want leaving reviews? People who have never touched the product?
>It's clearly botted!
It's a game that's been accessible to global for years and the vast majority of people don't talk about playing because advertising that they're into 14 year olds or whatever isn't a good look. It wouldn't surprise me if it has more players/downloads in total since it's been out for longer
>b-but the lower player count!
Yeah because it's an autobattler that was known for having some of the fastest and most skippable dailies, people just log in for 2 minutes on their phone each day and there's hardly any reason to play it on pc

Also, kill yourself please

>Barely manage to get over the finish line of URA Finale with a B Rice Shower
>She absolutely curbstomps in PVP
what is wrong with this horse

>>531319259
never reroll
you kill your vibes by rerolling

>>531319271
Only the foreign invaders tare taller than 180cm.

>>531318978
According to the leaked Discord screenshot, it seems like /bag/ is the only general smart enough not to fall for the false-flagging bait.

>>531318946
4th place retard

>>531319131
How do I race my horses against each other?

>>531318946
her career is fucking impossible

>>531319256
She WILL learn to love pickles.

>>531319369
MICHELLE MY BABY

>>531317094
We’re just borrowing the names with the owners’ permission, y’know.
If we started making porn and pissed them off, they'd probably pull their horses from the game—and that would suck for everyone.

It’s not blind obedience, it’s just basic survival.

It’s a bit different, but take Kaneko Farm for example—they’re so strict, they don’t even allow merchandise of their horses.

>>531319203
GPTbro, he won a Spring one.

>>531318406
It's like how most good highschoolers apply to a handful of universities and get accepted to some of them, while dumb highschoolers apply to every shitty university in their entire country just to try and find a place

>>531318946
King Jobber

>>531319147
Because my wife and I worked really hard on this experiment

What does the club rank number mean?
What's a good number?

>>531319314
>>531318729
Gold City talks about being a super experienced girl that had 50 boyfriends but in reality she is a bashful virgin that never been with anyone and gets shy from handholding.

>>531317795
>coming from a guy who is also bought out

>>531319356
URA Finale is rigged on purpose

why are there like 18 different uma threads right now

>>531319476
Uma is global now. You can't stop the umaporn!

AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING GET IT OFF AHHHHHHHHH

>>531319524
higher number = higher rewards at the end of the month

I'm still down 8k carats from 30k.
And yeah I finished all the trophies and watched all the stories that are unlocked.

>>531319535
Cute, I will get her 50 boyfriends.

this card is SHIT

>>531319356
let's see this beast of a stallion

>>531319348
Soliciting reviews is in the ToS. Valve owns the Steam store. They make the rules and they enforce it.

You can't debatefag out of it.

>>531319369
USA
USA
USA

So you want to use umas with different strategies on your Time Trials team? It's so over...

>>531319425
just join room match or PVP

btw do debuffs stack, /uma/?

>>531319651
600/600/600x/1200

>check out NL since he's playing horse gamba
>sees that he's sidehustling a 20 minute demo for 4 hours of content
His dedication to finding games he can banter is truly unparalleled.

>>531317248
My first pick was Bakushin-Oh, mostly because she’s super easy to raise lol.

After that, I went with Haru Urara, King Halo, and Nice Nature—their stories were really good.

For people who are into real-life horse racing, Oguri Cap and Super Creek were especially popular because of their actual history.

>>531319614
spark is 20k why do you want 30k

>>531319673
Soliciting positive reviews is in steam TOS, they just asked for any kind of reviews
The moralfag argument is that asking players for reviews is going to give you biased positive reviews

>>531319742
yeah wit's trash in pvp, show full stats and skills

>>531319535
I'm getting Gold City pregnant 50 times

so if i dont get Kitasan in the rolls from the 30k. im still completely fucked, eh?

>>531319719
What does Daiwa Scarlet think when she enters a race and there are five clones of her competing?

>>531319348
While you can beg for reviews in google and apple, it's against the ToS in steam. It's simple.

>>531319712
>you get awarded for witsmaxxing
Umamusume really is a wits game.

>>531319604
So a low number is bad?

>>531319785

what is this sparking people are talking about

>>531319785
150 x 200 bro

What happens when global finally catches up? Do westerners have the braincells to theorycraft alongside our JPbros.

>>531319785
witbro...

>>531319638
Yeah but diamond makes me diamonds so it's not a brick

>>531319348
because steam rules said no dumbass retard

>>531319489
No autumn tho

>>531319816
yes, you die in real life

1 HOUR UNTIL KITASAN BLACK

>>531319889
>Global
>Catching up
LOL
LMAO even

>>531319830
>as expected of a model student like me

I wish there was an actual consistent way for Urara to win Arima Kinen instead of praying for sparks to proc.

>>531319369
Michelle > Obey (joker) > Thiefcrow > uma that mindbroke Obey > Obey (butler)

>dont get swinging maestro in all three years
>always gets teios entire set by the end of the junior year
why this game gotta be like this

>>531319907
Steam only specifies positive reviews, not reviews of any kind.

>>531319757
NL is a weird entity, because I've only ever known him as the Isaac guy. But I know people know him as that auto pet guy, or the balatro guy, and now he's the uma musume guy
I just find it funny how he keeps popping up over and over and is somehow even more relevant and popular every single time.

>>531319920
bro?

>>531319879
You get a pity Kita if you spend 30k carats on her banner

>>531319889
Nah, we'll forever be behind by 3 months unless they take hiatus.

>>531319889
in 4 years you might only be 3 years behind

>>531319794
>Soliciting positive reviews
They never said anything in the ToS about positive reviews. All kinds of reviews if solicited is breaking the ToS. Plain and simple.

>>531319830
>okay but which one is the No.1?
>"Me" "Me" "Me" "Me of course" "Me"
>

>>531317264
Narita Brian, huh?
I mean, she’s great—but she’ll probably get an alt costume eventually, so it might be smart to wait.

If you wanna use her for the main story though, go ahead and pull.

I mean, she is a legit Triple Crown winner after all.

fuck I forgot 10 rolls are 15k not 10k despite playing this game for 4 years
now I have to say it was bait

>>531319889
>what happens in 2028/early 2029
who the fuck knows anon

American Uma
stay away from meeee
American Uma
Mama, let me beeeee

bwos carat report NOW

>>531319794
giving rewards for any reviews is soliciting and against TOS

>>531319889
Why do you even want to catch up?

>>531320112

Tachyon is the perfect wife

I wanna find a club leader here that will let me in their club but my name is too embarrassing to post.

>>531319928
i don't get why she's a christmas tree but i will save this picture to my computer.

>>531320112
27k
i don't have the wit to restrain myself i shall be rolling

>>531317301
>Did one of your countrymen really died due to testicular torsion from failing to roll for Kitasan Black?

I couldn’t pull Cheval Grand and died from technobreak.

Is more sparks generally better or do useless white sparks just dilute the pool?

>>531317532
>Almond Eye also has a special place in my heart… she was the first horse I ever bet on!
Did she win, how much was the bet?

>>531319879
at 300 rolls you can pick the banner uma/card in case you didn't get it or want more copies

>>531319673
>>531319851
>>531319907
>>531320041
>>531320123
Okay I see, I apologise anons I did not know, my brain is only mambo
Thank you for the corrections

so how much of the current player base is bots?

>>531320104
Hai! Ret's Enjoy!
Aymmmm Winarrrr!

>>531320112
so close yet so far
honestly, my granblue instincts of not rolling unless you have enough to spark are kicking in pretty hard

Why does this game look exactly like Pokemon Masters EX? Like, the canned poses, the way the models face each other, the UI, everything but the actual races.

>>531320112
27.5k
I still have a lot of uma stories to go through so I'm chilling

>>531315591
>he got clock'd

alright screw Kitasan and meta and all that bullshit.

a simple question to you, who is the wife uma you are waiting to roll for seriously?

>>531319785
I was told /uma/ was the smartest /cygames/ general. I'm not so sure that's the case now.

>>531320309
just think about all those times you decided to aim for a spark for a character and then you got it in 30 rolls.

>>531320192
It's Rudolf dude

>>531320192
>

I should go to 2chan and shit that place up saying I'm a gaijin I come in peace me no speak nihongo blame auto translate lol.

more debuff horse when?
I want one for every race distance

KITASAN IN 5

>>531316635
stop trying to waste my kitasan rolls

>>531320112
i am mentally ill and WILL be spending more for kitasan

>>531320112
forgive me witGODS, staminaKANGZ and gutsCHADS, I missed the memo and went full speed...

>>531317498
Rice Shower.
She’s the one I have the most memories with.

I also like Keystone a lot.

>>531320431
5 WHAT

>>531320112
It only takes 5 rolls lads

>>531320112
24k
I have no trophies left to collect and getting more than 25 wins is impossible with my shitty support cards... I hope I'll get some good supports and farm the rest while the banner is up.

>>531320112
10k I'm bricked but I don't really care.
I can borrow the card I already have the other essential ones like Super Creek, Fine Motion etc.

>>531320282
*kisses you and caresses your tummy*
It's okay sweetie

>>531320112
30k

>>531320427
Cafe soon, she's a late runner. So once her ult triggers you're boxing yourself, enjoy.

>>531320451
>discord_X9sciz1aq8

>>531320427
doesn't grey tamamo give triple debuffs already? that's what i use a lot

>>531320431
NATURE BLAST!

>>531320282
*rapes*

>build debuff nice nature and air groove with high int and sta
>suddenly getting 100k points in mile and medium team trial
WTF

>>531319476
The pornography is self-published. It has no relation to the game developers themselves and their actions.
It makes no sense why a company would get punished for someone else's sins, and those sins being voluntary on their own time, money and safe spaces.

>>531320485
5 units of 6 hours and 22 minutes

>>531320431
Imagine that soft tiny hand grabbing your big aching cock

>>531319757
>>531320001
He got incredibly lucky by frontrunning the game right before Hololive EN decided to play it, which made all of vtubing start playing it.

>>531320401
if the rate is only 0.50 i dont think im rolling but if they up it to 0.75 ill give it a shot

>>531320591
it was not from discord, puush saw the overlay or something

>>531318946
Love how different the three jobber horses treat their jobberdom. King Halo being delusional, Urara just happy to be there, and Nice Nature always one step away from totally giving up.

>>531320437
Your loss.

>>531320112
Ready.
>>531320180
Am I missing something? I'm day 1 and have not rolled anything yet. I don't have all the trophies nor did I get promoted to class 2 in the first week of pvp but I didn't think it'll be that much carats.

Which Uma is most likely to end up in a chubbyemu video

>>531320459
>he bakushined it

>>531320282
mambo

>>531320431
is it 6 hours or 1 day + 6 hours?

>>531320112
We did it...

You are to be executed by drowning in the sweat of one uma of your choosing. Which uma is your pick?

>>531317506
If Suzuka’s story made you cry, you should definitely look into Rice Shower and Keystone too.

My favorite is Rice Shower, no contest.

As for the most popular Uma in Japan... that’s a tough one. There are a few with really weird cult followings though, lol.

so the people who are rerolling are hoping to get multiple copies in a 70 pull?

i have about 170 pulls does it make sense to reroll?

also what is the minimum amount of copies to get?

>>531320398
Of course, /uma/ is 0 WIT general, they'd rather follow their SEAtubers for gameplay gospel

>>531320401
I can't remember the last time that happened

>>531320141
So we can share with the hype and post videos of us in our rooms waving penlights together with our JP brothers as they release a new PV

>>531320776
There's one guy who's been drawing Silent Suzuka x Spica Trainer art for years now.
Otaku are scary. But I respect them.

>>531320112
17k, I'll probably drop a few multis and dip regardless of the results.

>>531316397
you're going to ditch your OG Oguri after you pull for XOguri anyways

>fail training
>get practice perfect buff from bottom option
>do a 8% rainbow next turn
>failed, practice poor
fuck off

>made 2 flat horses on launch
>baited flat chest anons into playing the game
>never make any flat horse again
...nyo...

>>531320112
is there a quick and easy way to get 10k carrots without using THAT, asking for a friend

>>531317506
She doesn't have green ears?! I've been lied to.

>>531320710
nah actually I SWEPT it

>>531320416
Are you chink? korean?

>>531320112
I started playing yesterday so I'm just going to reroll a kita black account.

>>531320702
I got the daily carat pack

>>531317527
>Will there be any more paid carat banners?
There’s even more coming—like 3 guaranteed banners and all kinds of special gacha.
Brace yourself. It only gets crazier from here.

>>531320913
No one is allowed to be flatter than Suzuka.

>>531320913
dream journey's pretty flat

>>531320815
>so the people who are rerolling are hoping to get multiple copies in a 70 pull?
yes and they are retarded
>i have about 170 pulls does it make sense to reroll?
no don't be a retard
>also what is the minimum amount of copies to get?
3 copies and the fourth one from your spark to get 3LB. Realistically you will have one copy that you can work on LBing in the next few months,

>>531318946
King Jobber, Fraudulent Fraulein, Load her Mom should have swallowed, Living Abort Justification

>>531320913
Flat chads don't cheat on their flatfu so it doesn't matter

>>531320398
it was before globalfriends who despite having all information available with 4 years in advance still ask retarded questions flooded in

Should I start saving for Kitasan?

https://x.com/HenryM_0512/status/1945064297312264197

>>531320112
around 25k. haven't done much since I have no good support cards so when I pull on the banner I'll be able to win a bunch more trophies and other things can probably get to 30k before the banner ends.

>>531320913
Pri"""cunny""" did this with the loli trio and it did wonders to make lolifags shill their game

>>531321075
lol

How much free carats are we going to get until the end of the Kitasan banner?

>>531320637
You can justify it however you want but the fact is that Uma runs on the goodwill of the owners and Cygames would rather not lose it if they can help it.

>>531320946
Yeah she's wearing green earmuffs.
>>531320776
>you should definitely look into Rice Shower and Keystone too.
Will do Nihon bro

>saving
Poorfags. Just buy your kita

>>531321118
For like a year before they self sabotaged the game lmao.

>>531315143 (OP)
Anyone know the original Japanese text for goo goo babies? I'm guessing it was akachan purei or some shit. I'm fine with it and it's funny enough to meme on the Internet. I just want to know out of curiosity.

>>531317569
I think it’s mainly because horse owners are getting older, the cost of raising horses keeps going up, and racing fans are on the decline—especially in regional circuits.

There’s also a labor shortage in the breeding industry, so it’s getting harder to keep things running.

Only the big-name farms are really surviving these days, so it’s kinda inevitable.

>>531321235
3

>>531318917
>ba reached a new ath today
>um ath: 6 days ago
bros.....

>>531320396
dunno bro, but whoever is cool + cute but not rough like vodka i'll be rolling for asap

>>531316568
Is there a black market for uma porn?

The REAL witpilled torenas know the strat

Vros...I dont even have 10k carats...

>>531320940
lol no

Reminder that if you don't have enough for 200 rolls and a pity card, you shouldn't roll at all.

I'll make a club for all the people who failed to get Kitasan. What should be the name?

>>531321235
Atleast 10

idk man, I'm the type that doesn't like horsecocks on girls I wish they only banned THAT

>>531320913
Wait chat is this real

>>531320998
Oh I forgot about that. Thanks for supporting the game anon.

>>531321235
free carats?

is uma jp dying or does it still thrive strongly?
as in, is the sovl still there, like when it was at launch
this is very important
I will never make the mistake I made with ZZZ ever again

>>531321385
kitanai

>>531321385
BLACKED

>>531315558
You don't

>willing to play goo-goo babies
>not willing to join Super Creek in the onsen
why are (you) like this?

>>531320913
Aren't there still more flat umas coming?

>>531317759
Just search on Pixiv!
It’s mostly AI stuff nowadays, though…

>>531321385
Virgin Blacks

I am now starting the anime because of this game. What am I in for?

>>531321457
>playing a mihomo game
That's your first mistake anon.

>>531321369
Kek you mean the one with bad skin due to overracing?

>>531316568
Which is your favorite Scenario?

>>531321235
Maybe you will get a 10x pull if cygames is feeling generous, but I wouldn't really bet on it.
You were told to save as much as you could.

>pulling for miyabi tomorrow
>pulling for kitasan tomorrow

wish me luck bwos

Flat women look more beautiful in a wedding dress compared to busty women. This is important information.

>>531321370
just use your wallet bwo...

While I doubt they will do it, how would anons feel if they outright skip certain uma banners to catch up to jp? Since there is no real limited units im curious how people would feel about that. I personally might be alright with it so long as the seasonal banners got ran

>>531316550
she's just like me fr fr (and I hate it)

>>531321565
cringe
crinekino
cringe
good

>>531321457
I looked at the characters that they released recently
They still got it

>>531321385
Looplets

>>531321512
it looked so promising...
I quitted at 1.2 so it's not too big of a loss

>>531321457
what the fuck are you even meaning here? it think the game gets better after the 2nd year. early uma is just gook-tier whaleshit

So when Kitasan gets a horse is she not worth playing because her summon is ultra Meta?

>>531321607
You got a source for that assertion?

>>531320776
Can you tell us which ones have the biggest or weirdest cults, then?

anyone got a AHK script for clicking through the team races?

>>531321607
And in a kimono

How good/bad is this?

>>531315558
Walk out the room, slowly

>>531315558
Ask Gentildonna to protect me.
I'll give her my seeds in exchange

>>531320913
There's a fuckton of flat umas released and unreleased

>>531321607

>>531315767
What if we didn't have future knowledge of kitasan being really good? You would still play. What if you don't care about stats and just want to watch fun character interactions and stories where this doesn't matter

>>531321715
its probably one of the best stats in the game and essential for late pvp

>>531321707
>macroing in a cygames game
ding dong bannu

>>531321607
Terrible taste

Is there a way to see which uma's have these last couple of races?

>>531321457
The latest scenario is kinda meh, but the one before it is peak SOVLful. They also gave us Almond Eye to look forward to, and all the investment they ,ade in France/America make it feel like they're cooking something big in the future.

>>531320858
definitely one of my favorite uma artists

>>531321457
They're releasing giant budget movies and make fuck tons of money on a game with extremely low costs, it dethroned all the old gacha giants in jp
>>531321674
>early uma is just gook-tier whaleshit
It's practically the opposite, whaling rn doesn't matter because nothing's that good

>>531321715
It's shit

>>531321691
It is known.

>>531315558
Only my umawife gets to umapyoi with me. She'll curse them with terrible afflictions, if they try anything funny.

I'm getting tired of getting baited by the dump all your stats to speed meme anything else am I need to do?

>>531321680
kitasan red and kitasan white are both super good and worth using since kitasan black gets powercrept by then

>>531318223
>Have you seen the new main story PV? What are your thoughts? I'm excited to see Contrail next week.
Haven’t watched it yet.
I’m thinking of holding off until it actually gets released—I kinda want to go in fresh.

>>531321715
Japanese wit man says it's ASS

>>531321715
one of the best normal skills

>>531321751
She's retired from broodmare duty, so you're shit outta luck.

>>531320946
Those are accessories.
>>531321439
A couple of bucks is nothing for something that will give me happiness for thousands of hours.

>>531321568
https://x.com/mtg_chnt/status/1451533739901677572
The idea is that with Urara being the worst runner there, the pace chasers and late surgers are forced to follow the pace Urara sets so the niggas with mid race acceleration are the only ones who can break away
It's fucking hilarious

>I need to reroll Fine Motion and Super Creek for the perfect start
>drops the game a week later
>I need Kitasan Black because its so powerful i need all the free carats
>drops the game a week later
>I need to own the meta cards and horses all the youtubers tell me to get
>drops the game a week later
Why are you all like this?

is it tomorrow or day after tomorrow?????

>>531321809
I love NTR.

>>531321629
Spe is being a cute retard at least

what should my support card build for this lovely lady after the daily reset? bear in mind I'm heavy on speed sparks so no more than 2 speed
maybe I'll try a gutsCHAD run since she gets training bonuses for both power and stamina

Can we have sex with Happy Meek?

>>531321457
bait you with waifu then slap a gay as fuck homo in your face later
thats how homoyo operates

>>531321871
This is the lewdest thing I’ve ever seen

>>531317748
>dropping money to be the first in pvp or whatever
You're still going to get fucked by RNG anyway.

For the special mission, which Uma has the Hanshin Daishoten as part of her career goals so I don't have to look out for it all the time?

I don't feel safe with her.

>>531321385
nasatiK

>>531321783
The global cult that formed around Kitasan is something else
It's like lurking /biz/.

>>531321946
See >>531321948

>>531321848

bro your wit?

>>531320776

>>531321715
i don't know
>>531321801
race planner on gametora

why the FUCK does this dumb bitch Vodka run in the Arima Kinen

tomorrow will be the biggest happening since BTC free fall. Prepare yourself

>>531321893
Today is today and not tomorrow.

>>531321008
Thank you, anon.

>>531321760
name 5 horses with breast size that is less than 73
>>531321674
by sovl I mean:
is it still silly?
is the animation for training still good?
is the animation for anything still good?
are the future scenarios as fun?
have they bring back the REAL director?
character career still has as much effort put into them like now?

with how gbf crashed and burn idk if I should invest in cygames games

>>531315558
why are they all so overdesigned

>>531321674
>what the fuck are you even meaning here?
He's ragebaiting, notice how he mentions ZZZ without any context.
That's a classic Discord bait.

>>531321871
Need to rub those

>>531321801
All of them do

>>531321946
Air Groove.

is. this available on ps5?

>>531322029
Name 3 Umas that don't run in the Arima Kinen

>>531321875
Doesn't this fall apart if the opponent has a front of their own

Tomorrow is the day whether I can keep playing or not...
I really enjoyed my time playing and being in this general but if I don't get Kitasan then this is goodbye.

>>531322012
Can't believe how many umas there are that want to fuck the Trainer.

>>531321991
Can't wait for the pink wojaks to fill the threads later

>>531321871
Somehow seeing a hors ear is making me feel things. This game has already damaged me in many ways.

>>531321948
I finally managed to beat her URA and it turns out I am too retarded to make her work as front. Setting her to pace fixed it all for me and the green lady ssr card, stupid brat and her mood swings

You WILL play goo-goo babies with Super Creek

>>531321715
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>>531321891
I planned all my purchases for the next 2 years I aint falling for the gaslighting

>>531322012
Tachyon is so cringe, I hate her and I hate that she's popular.

>>531320858
can`t blame him, S1 baited this ship really hard
that stare in the car....

>>531321783
>fun character interactions
>stories
LOL
LMAO
No one plays gacha for those

No one ever told me that Dia's SSR supoka is on the same banner as Kitasan thought it'sgoing to be like Twin Turbo and Palmer

I like em big

>>531321420
Don't ever refer to me as chat again

>>531322073
For better or worse, later umas are a lot more flashy and colorful.

>>531322085
Finally one smart guy here.

>>531322012
shit metric
just because one guy is obsessed with a particular horse and churns out 50+ low quality chibi images per day doesn't mean that this particular horse is super popular now
its also just the images that people bother to upload, there is tons of art from twitter, pixiv or whatever that never makes it to the boorus.

which one would fuck trainer up more: satono diamond or gentildonna?

>>531322150
i knew i wasnt crazy for thinking homestretch haste was one of the best skills

>>531322071

>>531322112
It does, it also relies on the other people playing purely pacers and late surgers

>>531322191
i play gacha for those.

>>531322101
Bakushin
Taiki Shuttle
King Halo

>>531321715
Decent for pace/late/end. Shit for front because they are the one taking the wind lol.

Man, foldable smartphones are going to POP OFF in the Umaverse. Ain't no way an Uma is carrying around a one foot long cellphone.

>>531322165
pokke...

>>531322123
Their trainer-san is literal their top guy

>>531322098
no anon, it is a mobile game however

FAT FUCK

>>531322071 (me)
also, kid looking uma excluded
flat jk/college/adult uma is hotter

>>531322268
No you don't

>>531316663
>I dont know how could they tolerate these practice in the first place? They were just trained to take shit and eat shit or something?
Yes unironically the ones that didn't eat shit were executed or pushed to kys over multiple centuries until all that was left were eager shit eaters. It's like eugenics but instead of breeding superhumans they went for super obedient and compliant slaves who don't question anything and just consoom slop

>>531322191
i do bro

the whole point for gachas is continuous story telling that hopefully goes somewhere meaningful, the gachas with garbage or non existent stories might as well not exist to me

Is Mcqueen flatter than Teio? I need to know for reasons.

>>531322191
Delusional, mayhaps soulless even.

I wonder if having a Great mood give you a better chance of getting the blowjob ticket?

>>531322371
Yes, Teio isn’t even flat

>>531315558
is Cesario even more (you)sexual than Mayano? cause that's the impression i get from her fanarts

>>531322150
Funny how once they get the buffed patch, avoid dripping hors will jump up into becoming one of the best skills in the game.

>>531321859
Yeah that's fair.
On that note, is there any stories you like from the umas released this year?

>>531322259
well in another section they say this... but it definitely seems impactful when it triggers

>>531322257
is satono diamond actually as much of a cocksleeve as this general makes her out to be?

>we roll for kitasan black
>our money goes to cygames
>cygames ceo buys kitasan black's kids
the circle of life...

>>531322150
I will continue to take uma stan on golshi and you will not stop me

>>531322292
They just use speakerphone on their cellphones though.

I feel like Top Gun would rape her trainer if she was ever given the chance

>>531322261
source

https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/bust

>>531322389
I skipped literally every line of dialogue in limbus in pursuit of mirror dungeons and have skipped every line in this game as well.
I am legion

>>531322261
Oppai Queen Haru

>>531322371
The only horse flatter than McQueen is Nisio Flower a literal kid. It's so over for the fatty.

>>531322150
isn't this reference document after skill balance patches that global hasn't had yet?

newbie question, does cygames rerun the legend races or is it only once?
I got a ton of Rudolf stars and might be able to get her thanks to that mode

>>531322012
whats his appeal?

>>531322261
how does one managed to have smaller tits than Nishino Flower wtf

>>531322463
>is satono diamond actually as much of a cocksleeve as this general makes her out to be?

>>531320112
starting to regret those last 3 10 rolls i made since they didn't have shit

>>531322551
idk read the literal first paragraph

I WANT TO ROLL I WANT TO ROLL I WANT TO ROLL

>>531322292
They just use speaker mode

>>531322584
actually being different from your usual self insert

>>531322261
woah ok, I was stupid, there ARE more flattie (that aren't cunnies)
thanks anon

>tachyon career involves having an uma vrchat avatar
agp bros?

>Nishino Flower friendship training before the debut race
>Spe still not at 4 friendship bars by the time of the URA finale
I love my little Nishino Flower!

>>531322573
They only run legend races once, but eventually the old legend races will get added into daily legend race mode which you can do once per day from there on.

>>531322191
>playing gacha for achievements and competitive play

>>531322461
Wow, unyielding is dogshit?

>>531322617
I am going to destroy her

>>531322573
later in the game's life there are permanent legendary races you can do once or twice a day depending if there's a celebration, events with new umas are still a thing too

>>531322416
(You) pledge to be by her side and make her future dreams come true even after she stops racing during her scout story line.
She’s already acting like your housewife before the first year is over.
In her bridal alt, she has an event where she’s the only on to call (You) directly by name without any sort of trainer or nickname while you vow to be by each other’s side forever.
Short-wearing faggot stallions are simply outclassed and outgunned by the modern lovely bloomer-wearing mare.

>>531322584
Hes literally me

Right?

>>531322257
Gentildonna could singlehandedly destroy the male gender

>>531322261
>Uma peaked with flattie design with McQueen and Suzuka
nyoo...

BUST RANKING CHART

How do you even get so many carots?
Is it just from daily quests or what?

>>531320269
Yeah, she won.
The odds were 1.3x, so I bet ¥13,000—barely made anything lol

why did they make a character twice?

>>531322668
oh i didn't realize it was a different document from the original one people kept linking before

Who are real loli umas and fake loli umas?
Nishino Flower and Mayano : REAL
Rice Shower: FAKER

Why does it seem like you want to be raped?

>>531322495
>Dotou is the bustiest Uma
>Gentildonna is smaller than Daiwa Scarlet
What the FUCK

>>531322887
need to put the 'ick in 'ictus

>>531322760
>>531322797
I see that's good enough I guess, thanks for the quick reply bros.

>>531322849
I will now roll for Mieshi Doto and Summer Maru

?????????????????

mods to make umas have big horse cock?????

>>531322852
Trophy grinding/ uma stories if you get all 7 stories its like 230 carrats per horse. Events and ranking up in pvp.

>>531322849
Be honest anons, where are your manboobs in this chart

>>531322849
see suzukasisters, we aren't the flattest!

>>531322849
For ants

>>531322801
crazy seeing the difference in vibes between her and spe considering cesario is just special week recolored and nicely dressed

>>531322950
?? daiwa scarlet is 90
gentildonna is 95
look at the chart

Umapyoi is a horse slur.

>>531322784
I think this explanation makes sense, even if the effect was big it still wouldn't be what you want out of a skill

>>531322887
imagine cumming on those faces with their glasses on

>>531322887
Ikuno pretends she’s smart and calm, cool, and collected but she’s really just as dumb as Turbo and gets swept up in things and is rather hotheaded.

>start haru front runner career
>do the friendships as everyone says you are meant to
>win first race
>UWAWAWAWA
>continue doing friendships
>by the 4th race have 200 speed as more cards were in the other categories so i couldn't pick speed training that often
>lose career

>start haru front runner career
>spam speed until the 2nd race
>then spam speed and the occasional other training
>keep spamming speed and doing training into the other stats when I feel like it
>win career

huh...

>>531322812
I complete my careers to the bitter end, anon.

>>531322461
>beeline burst
>0.9 second duration

I still can't fucking find the five support cards for a single training for the quest after two weeks
I'm going to fucking lose my mind

>>531322983
The writer's barely disguised fetish

>>531322852
Getting all G1, G2, and G3 trophies.

>>531322752
>that grip strength
Imagine her fondling your balls.
It's life or death.

>>531322261
actually, THERE IS NO FLATTIE THAT IS NOT CUNNY
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

I rolled like 6-70 times already and still have 35k left
saveGODs must have over 40k ya?

>>531323054
murmur might not be too bad in pvp for the designated debuffer it doesn't actually matter if it gets blocked

>>531322849
>My wives Suzuka and McQueen are at the bottom
nyoooooooo

>>531322849
we should convert doto into a cow

>>531323123
Its just triggering 5 supports at once in career mode not counting the reporter and the academy director

Don't you fools know. Height is proportional to bust size. It's anime rules 101. There are no tall flats.

>>531323167
I'll just get angry and impluse buy carats if I don't get it with my current stash

>>531321365
>Is there a black market for uma porn?
There was something like that at one point.

But like I mentioned earlier, most of it disappeared due to self-censorship. Nowadays, all you see on Pixiv is AI-generated stuff.

If you dig around in Japanese corners of the internet, you might still find some—maybe.

>>531322145
I beat her career first try with her set to front and every time she won we had sex then and there.

>>531323157
stay gold is an adult she's just smol

>>531323173
ctrl+F "murmur"

>>531323157
there's only 5 loli in that image tho

>>531323167
Post the cheerleader webm

Unlimited Impact is really good, I'm mad it took me this long to get it.

For me it's the Hishi's

>>531323167
I already spent 30k on Bourbon and have 10k left, yes

>>531323247
Uuuh bro
Marvelous Sunday?

>>531322849
Where the fuck is Marvelous?

>It has been announced in the Japanese press that Gentildonna has retired as a broodmare. She was also active in breeding, producing Geraldina, winner of the 2022 Queen Elizabeth II Cup. From now on, she will spend the rest of her life as a horse of merit.
>https://x.com/saviorlanglay/status/1945114653132247220
Finally, I can rest.

HEIGHT CHART (in cm)

>>531323327
it's in the picture

>>531322461
>bourbon ult is bad
shit I've been spreading that around like the clap

>>531323023
Oh my bad I was looking at the cup size section and not the bust one

>>531320185
Found an anon who's done 11 total careers, but keeps logging daily. thinking on sending him to the glue factory. And another one isn't much better, no wonder we couldn't break into top100. Both were there from the launch btw

>>531323236
yeah, it still never happened to me

>>531318482
WTF spe-chan is sexy and seductive?

>>531322983

>>531323497
all passed down ults are bad

>>531323487
marvellous's big bouncy milkies

>really want Dream Journey
>shes one of the latest in release order
Bwos, no...

>>531323470
>half the umas are taller than me

Your favorite uma is a mare irl, right? You wouldn’t jack off to a boy, would you? That would be gay.

>>531323326
HUH? SHE'S LIKE 142cm?????

>>531323460
#30

>>531323646
Have you heard TM opera posters? They wish they were gay

>>531323470
>this is our God

>>531322461
So I guess I'm just supposed to use my voucher on Maruzensky?

>>531323468
[Sad News] Gentildonna will stop having sex...

>>531323646
>Air Groove
nyes

>>531323306
Well I am not too fond of her and went on all dates with her instead. Top Gun can look for another trainer post Tracen now. I threw in my lot with Tazuna.

I want to stick it in Goldshi’s pooper!

>>531323470
>tfw 158cm

>>531322760
Is it like GBF raid where we can do each race 3 times or is it up to 3 times for any race?

>>531321692
Recently, some of the “cult” followings in JP fandom look like this:

Narita Taishin – People say she gives off “married woman” vibes, so a lot of fan content shows her living a happy newlywed life.

Agnes Tachyon – She's a mad scientist type, and tons of fanworks put you in the role of her human test subject. Very popular in weird fetish circles.

Gentildonna & Kawakami Princess – Basically meme-tier powerhouses. People love exaggerating their strength in dumb, over-the-top ways.

Stay Gold bloodline girls (Gold Ship, Dream Journey, Orfevre, Fenomeno) – These are the chaos queens. If something’s unhinged, it probably involves them.

>>531323617
For me it's Light O... The wait is going to be painful.

>>531323797
HORSE JOCKEY

>>531323617
Where's my wedding Golshi, cygames? WHERE IS IT!?

Do I need to settle for joining a normie club now?

>>531323743
>>531323604

>>531323743
this is best case scenario, on many races it has no effect

>>531323470
more like horselets
>>531323627
SHOW HOLE

>>531323827
It’s one per day, period.

>>531323827
They give you one race ticket, and you can only use that ticket on one among a selection of old legend race per day. During events like magfest, they may allow players two tickets per day to do the daily legend race.

>>531323894
Herrscher of Thunder...

Uma villainess when cygames

>>531323617
I really don't want to wait 2 years for Cheval Grand...

>>531322849
I will now roll for Taishin

>>531323929
You wouldn't marry a golshi

Feels good being 183cm

I would do anything for Nice Nature.

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>531322085
you have fregoli syndrome

Heh... looks like I got... heh heh... a Winning Ticket.

>>531323617
Pokke-chan spotted

>>531323891
>narita taishin
>married woman
what the fuck? did radiation eat their brain

>>531322509
>I skipped literally every line of dialogue in limbus in pursuit of mirror dungeons

Self-mutilation is easier than this, bro

>>531324028
Just wait 3 years

>>531324141
*donates 1 to all of them*

>>531324071
I will marry captain adventure

>>531323990
>>531324005
I see, thanks

Did you know that Haru Urara is still a virgin and never mated even once? Her rancher begged Orfevre and Deep Impact to mate her but obviously the later's owners refused it

>>531324069
her career is pure hell bro good luck

>>531324159
>Speed spark
I'm so sorry

>>531323513
If you do kick him soon can I get in. I have a bit over 17 million fans. I'm not a day 1 player either so I have more fans/day than it looks like

>>531324141
It's a blue wave in my club

>>531321783
>>531316768
Missing out on Kitasan is actually my last straw
The thing is this game is harsh even on pulls, carrat gains is slowing down compared to the 1st week where theres easily alot of achivements cleared.
>PVP
uh Im content with class 4 or if lucky class 5 the differnce is whatever
>Friendpoints
Why cant we have free 10 pulls every few weeks
>But hey theres a guaranteed card and guaranteed ssr there.
You need to have a good MLB SSR card for followers to rent
You need to have a 8*-9* uma for people to rent
>Spark system
Im just sick of seeing 1* guts multiple times in a row.
>get 3 600
>1* guts
Im just exhausted with it. Im just currently demotivated by this
>Dailies
Its just too long for me on some days.
>Just pull for horses
Say my luck is average, what % of the roster will I have by year 4 just by horse pulling
>Spark system
I dont like this where pulls arent carried over. 200 pulls is alot for this kind of system.
Also speaking of pulls yes the main issue cards existing in the first place some games called it weapon banners. I never played games like that maybe this the 2 different type or things to pull just overwhelms me.

If Uma was a normal single player game, with a huge cast of roster, I'd player it for hundreds or thousands of hours.

>>531324203
You won’t understand until you actually read through that seething umalet’s campaign and story.

At least 5 kids