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>>531315143>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
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>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
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>>531329564>Do I just need to build skills?
One more day until the brickening...
People are saying current PVP is not the real PVP
>>531329930Wtf happens in Champions Meeting?
>>531330172If you're not a whale who rolls meta on every meta banner don't even think about it
>>531329564yes WITchad is the true way
but you need the good support/parents to feed them the skills
also they can only race in one specific distant/strat as a trade off
so as good as they are as legacy horse they sometime can get fucked over in career especially those with different type of races
I think there is that one anon who MAXXWIT 1200 and somehow get A rank horse out of it
Where are the Helldivers 2 uma mods
AIIIIIIIIE MY NINGEN RIGHTS
>>531330265The Gold's Ship cannot be stopped.
>5 star Umas require 300 star pieces
I am so sorry Oguri Cup I cannot upgrade you more...
>>531330265goldship is coming
>>531330371>ningen>having rightsLOOOOOOL
*mogs your entire roster*
>>531330473goldshi's goldshis....
>>531330216>How do you feel about this?Japs are retarded bugmen and have no agency, the anti porn rule was always lip service and unenforced because cygames couldn't openly say "Yes make porn", but the retards decided to not make any porn anyway, essentially making themselves into cucks that police each other.
I WANNA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
>>531330473>removes the stupid hat>instant 10/10
>>531330371lol
lmao even
roflmao if you will
>there are people with a full roster of 15 honses but like 5 of them are B or above
what the fuck are these people doing?
>No Creek
>Picked Rice Shower
>~24k Karats
If I don't get Kitasan I should 100% reroll shouldn't I?
How much does a horse eat daily? I'm wondering how long Urara can keep eating all of that ่
>>531330521I NEED ALL OF THEM
>>531330216It doesn't affect me, so I don't care.
Although stumbling upon Tachyon getting anally fucked by a black Torena really told me that this is Begining of a New Era
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>the GOAT
so uuh i managed to be unlucky enough to get Spe twice, how stark is the difference between 3 star and 4 star? should i trade the statues for the remaining shards?
>>531330778Give us your ID Trainer.
Could have lost my virginity to a worse girl
>>531330778The ID, hand it over...
>>531330708Giving you free points.
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Thank you for taking my first time, Super Mommy.
>fail race
>"your horse didnt have enough guts to sustain the race!"
I thought guts was a meme stat...
Kawakami Princess painful handjob.
>>531330706T-minus 24 hours
>>531330936>believing the green womanbut you want at least 300 and not much more
>>531330778ID, FAGGOT!
>>531330853Based, faggot.
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why is this game being botted so hard?
>>531330836The gains are incredibly minor.
>>531330718Did you get the special week event card?
if yes. no don't reroll you can get kitsan in her rerun. you're going to be borrowing it anyway.
if no. yes reroll but don't do anything crazy like go for an LB2, which would still be useless btw. we don't even know how mant carats a new account will be getting.
me personally? I wouldnt roll at all unless I could get the 30k to spark. just skip her if you cant 100% a spark and pick her up on a reroll, in the mean time pull for whatever you like and just remember to save when the rerun is close.
again even if you pulled with 30k you are still trying to borrow a LB3 kitasan black from a whale anyway.
>>531330936>An entire stat and mechanics for it and mechanics for other stats that revolve around it for no reasonAre you retarded anon?
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Natie... The Power spark was right there...
I like my Umas
Tall
Blonde
And American
Yeehaw!
what should I do with my club points
>>531330778I literally fucking failed her ticket final twice
the last few days before final she always just get debuff spam on top of night owl that always fuck it up
>>531330815bwo, youw stamina?
>started 3 days ago
>free2play
>did not look up any meta shit beforehand
>used legacies i trained myself
ez game
>>531331043>why is big thing being bottedgee i dunno, zoomer anon
>>531330473this is just Takane Shijou from IM@S
>>531331043Those are rerolls.
Anyone know what are the threshold for getting an UMA special skill to level 5? Only 50.000 fans for golden rank?
>>531331043Chinese gacha farms to sell accounts.
>browsing PVP ranking for someone to follow
>already see 2 anons in top70
wow anons
>>531330936that shit is made the fuck up, listening to it will kill you. but guts is worth more than stamina below the breakpoint (like 260 sprint, 350 long)
I want to dump my carrats to her banner. She's my 2nd/3rd target uma.
>>531331043Reroll accounts?
All of mine had randomnly pressed letters for a name then i changed the name of the one i kept
>>531331152They should give her TWO guns and a tiny hat.
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any flatGOD in the chat?
>>531331198nope that's Golshi from UM@S
with 323 skill points in the bank... give it to me straight, is there even a chance even if I win the coin toss?
>higher rank than me
>loses a 1v3
pathetic
>get upgraded to class 3
>suddenly win a lot more races
weird how that works
Super Creek... Don't look...
>>531331278you're joking, right?
>>531330514>>531330694I just want something wholesome...Not rape...
>>531330778Where is your 3* pink tho?
>>531331372>D rankNo chance buddy.
>>531331152Are you ready?
Trying to multi-instance reroll on LDPlayer but game automatically closes on main menu leaving only one instance up. Is it possible to do this?
>>531330836The starting stat difference from 3* to 4* isn't that big, but if anything it gives you access to higher level ult.
>>531331356>UM@Schuckled
>>531331386thank
>>531331459>first thing she goes is rape you for baby makingnot very wholesome either, brother
>>531330778>finally over>it's not a 27* with good whitesThat's just the beginning.
>have a really good gold ship run
>choke in the ura finale because I got the medium ura instead of the long ura
>>531330936>he trusted the fat losers on /uma/ instead of the cute, young, 100% human, Uma expert advisoranon...
>>531331652giving? golshi
>>531331619Baby making is more wholesome than just rape imo
>>531331442No because i figured this game like most needs 4+ characters to an account name, so i just quickly slapped fingers on keyboard at random for like 30 rolls till i got the support deck and horses i wanted specifically
>>531331158anyone? do I LB mejiro's card or raisu or something
>>531331058You get around 60-70 pulls on a fresh account right now.
With that many pulls, just from missions and trophies and stories and the like, you can easily gather enough to finish a spark after a good initial draw.
Shan't be rerolling if I job at Kitasan. I'll just quit.
>>531331737>losing to lime chouchou
>>531331740>rape=bad>rape for babymaking=gooduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>open game
>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>close game
>open thread
>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
maybe this was a mistake
>TP Usage Halved
Does this mean it normally will cost 60 TP to do a career run?
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
What is this? The free clock use?
>>531331058My account is basically new so all the shit you can get in 10 hours amounts to 24k Karat or so
>>531331784>not having a spark ready
Do skills that have labels such as (pace chaser) or (late surger) only activate when the uma is put in that position?
For example gourmand will say "Recover stamina mid-race" (pace chaser)
Does that mean only a pace chaser will activate that skill? or is it just a recommendation.
>>531331737Isn't she just Bakushin but longer
>>531331506idk man, I've won on no. 8 favorites before. I just wish I hadn't taken the coin flip and stayed in great condition...
>>531331930>This question again
>>531330521>dream journey is supposed to be an intimidating and cruel yandere>She's a fucking womanlet and one of the shortest umas
I know it would never happen but it would be really funny if they nerfed kitasan black in the global release
>>531331880wait i missed this, hell nah, getting jewed on doing career runs will actually kill this game for me
>>531331930yes, they are locked to the condition
>>531331930yes, only when you select that strategy or race on that track lengfth will it activate
>>531331930Yes, check gametora for skill activation requirements
>>531331502>>531331651That's for future me to worry about.
So will we get our "half anni" in 3 months instead of 6?
>>531331835Yes.
One gives you a child and happy household
The other is just for fun and it's evil.
>>531331930nope the brackets mean absolutely nothing feel free to click any skill you want bwo
>>531332008Add it to the OG copypasta
>>531331784my friend. it's a 0.5% chance.
>>531332020Why can bakushin get bakushin bakushin bakushin ingame but we can't get teio teio teio.
Is bakushin better as pace chaser or as front?
>>531331994Favorites dont mean much, but the track and distance will debuff you hard, if you're not C or better B.
>>531332020https://youtu.be/9maZu4-TgMU?si=LLXsDc1mu26bSJPy
>>531332181Front
Anything else is tantamount to heresy and disregarding the BAKUSHIN Road.
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>>531332185I guess you're right, but at least it went a lot better than my first time playing her (16th and by a long shot). I guess I gotta breed and find someone to mooch sparks from too
>>531330521the Stay Gold dynasty vaguely reminds me of the Joestars
>>531331994watch the race, it's funneh
I still don't get sparks, nothing I do gets me 3*
>>531332352They're a bunch of protagonists.
>>531332331Small steps. I beleeb in you!
>playing teio
>lose triple crown
>she starts crying
I don't want to play this run anymore
>>531332158Cuz you touch yourself at night
I'm going to umapyon irl and not online
>>531331386Thanks! I will use her often!
>>531331756no reason not to get them. stuff like shoes you can get from racing
Uma Moba when Cygames. Uma MMO when Cygames. Uma hero shooter when Cygames. Horse girls in every genre please Cygames
main story 1 and 2 are just seasons 1 and 2 of the anime right?
Why does this PฤฐECE OF SHฤฐT insists on having shit mood? I didn 3x recreation in a row and she keeps going back to aweful
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>>531332409I have gotten 1 3* Wit spark so far.
Good job tachyon. If only I had her labcoat and she didnโt give me a 1* guts spark
when you have honses with careers all over the place or one or two races out of their aptitude like say, Vodka or King Halo, is it a better idea to cover their aptitude weaknesses or should I just focus on stam sparks
>>531332409It's pure chance
As long as a stat is at least 600 you have a small chance to get 3* spark in it
You double the chance if a stat = 1100
>>531332034I feel like there should be more tall umas. most of them are stereotypically Japanese woman-sized which doesn't really do it for me
MY HOT SPRING TICKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531332548alright, just making sure since maybe there's something coming and I'd be bricked if caught with no points or something
>>531332565Why won't you play goo goo babies and suck from her milky tits you useless trainer!?
I'm thinking of using El Condor Pasa for the limited missions today. I need a third dirt racer.
>>531332331>9th on the meme raceYOU CAN DO IT!
>>531332569No way!! SIXTY heckin careers? Woaaah!!!
I've got a single 3* spark in 180.
>>531332515Im in poverty ser, 150 - 300 carats + 30 carats per daily is fucking atrocious
so wtf is happening in the one part of the S1 anime opening whereby it looks like the cameraman is doing forward rolls in front of mcqueen while she runs
Something is wrong with my shoe stash
>>531332627so are you supposed to just hard focus onr stat (stam, for example) and just hope you get lucky?
>>531332565you made mommy upset because you didn't eat your vegetables
um, lads?
i think i don't need to play this game anymore, i got everything i wanted
>>531332724why have you rolled this much? are you retarded?
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>>531332515Did you do the main story and Uma stories?
>>531332409You mean the blue? The stat needs to be at least >600 for you to have a chance to get a 3*
>doomed wining ticket run
>get the hot spring ticket
FUCK I HATE THIS BITCH
>>531332409Make sure you get 600 speed/stamina/power. It'll increase your chances slightly.
Spark farming is just another gacha, just gotta keep doing runs until you get lucky.
anyone with MLB Oguri/Power card I can follow?
I already have Vodka
have they added signature epithets to global? i haven't seen anyone with this epithet (should be easy)
do the mob horses persistently keep the same name and model or are the names just randomly given to rng models everytime
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>first two triple crowns were easy, ready to go for the third, great sparks, comfortable 1st favorite
>late start
>end chaser cuts directly in front of you and fucks up the entire early race
>no skill triggers despite having plenty of wits for that time in the story
>still finish 3rd so it accomplishes the story goal and you can't alarm clock the horrible RNG
my horse should be able to carry a gun
>>531332857I want to do BAD things to haru
>>531332862not him but yes I'm severely retarded
>>531332352him just crashing on NTR is a classic joseph joestar move
i wanna ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL some umas for haru dupes so that i can get her gym outfit...
>>531332815I do 600 in speed/stam/power because it's a easy URA win
>>531332978Oi delete this
>>531332862No i was brand new like last week
I didnt even know what Kitasan Black was while rerolling for Super Creek
>>531332237How did you win with ryan bro she keeps jobbing for me.
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>>531325429 (me)
update, this cranky jobber didn't use her ult one time during the races I watched, until suddenly on the final straight which led to this pure kino
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spark predictions?
rank predictions?
honse
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Ah I fucked it she got boxed in like a motherfucker on her last goal race...
>>531332724just luck chad your way into kita, simple as
>>531332649https://umapyoi.net/news/2083
this happens much later. I don't know how they will speed up QoL stuff though but getting some support cards right now is pretty useful
>>531332978this does not spark 3* joy
>>531333115last thread I asked and apparently you need at least 3 stam cards, so I'm reading the story to get 2 more on top of goo goo baby deviant
>>531332352and that's a good thing
>>531333146cards? parents?
>>531333146>4 star luna>441k fans>a b b d bI kneel...
Late Surge horses are so fun to watch but also so hard to train...
>>531332894Just make her a pacer, surely you rented someone with 9* sta / pow and focus on mostly speed.
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>>531333110does her gluttony know no bounds? and why can't I deny her?
>Christmas Event
>Symboli Rudolf invites me to dance with her on the roof while she's blushing
fellas, what did the Emperor mean by this?
>>531332978um kill yourself?
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>>531333341B+ was right
should've raced more I guess
lottsa sparks tho
>>531333398The current cap of racing, Tamamo Cross...
>>531332664I wish
I want to make her a mother (again)
>>531333456You have a husband now
>>531333427>Can't say no to hot girls>Especially can't say no to adorable lil kids that behave super well and have a childish glee to them
>>531333496pretty decent sparks desu if you dont have 3*s yet
>>531332948Same name and model, yeah.
>>531333132not the worst build but not very high stats either, didn't get enough good skills
>>531333456I love that scene so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8
>>531333161Her career and rng is fucked. She's the only uma I cant get to end of the career consistently. Or im retarded.
>make a 7* power legacy
>it has triangle affinity with every single uma other than nice nature
I don't understand the affinity system
>>531333339>I'm sorry if I kept you waiting, but I relished every moment of the bath.Wait so we're not even in the bath with them??
>>531332043Is it actually the case or is the OP just outdated? Is the second thing just clock uses too? I quite liked having a free one each day losing it will be sad
>>531333563i got a 3* wit and a failed C rank that turned into a 3* speed for some reason
>>531333641>Watch Pokke's movie>Wow T.M. Opera O is really cool>Train her in gameI kind of wish I didn't learn more about my Overlord...
>>531332978I HOPE YOUR KITASAN FUNDS EXPLODE
should i reroll for creek and fine now or should i wait for kitasan to reroll
Is there a guide on individual umas i can copy
Reminder Umas dress up in such colorful, pretty clothes not for themselves but for trainer-san
>>531333851american moment
>>531333641That's my King!
I genuinely lost count like halfway through and just kept going hoping I hit it
>>531331880>>531332043JP has half stamina for 15TP a run right now
>>531333925>40 racesWhat were you trying to hit??
goal incomplete goal incomplete goal incomplete goal incomplete goal incomplete goal incomplete
>>531332565>no one came to train>they literally ghosted herNever happened before
They hat her because she has cow titts and they dont
Is there really no faster way to grind than spending a few hours every day per run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOnmn-PqKLg
Starting to believe the stamina hype in the thread is all just a psyop
my faster horses with less stam are all consistently doing better, outside of career
>>531333859>Have a seperate EN general>JP shit in the OPWew lad
>>531333669I just have no good sparks and don't get any good stats on inspiration.
>>531333683Win 15 G1s with an uma. Win the same G1s with another uma. Use them as parents to make another uma that wins the same G1s. You now have a parent with good affinity.
>>531331590You could try Mumuplayer, thatโs what I used.
>>531331880>Daily Free Factor RerollJP lets you both, reroll your sparks at the end of a race once with TP and two times I think with carrots. They also let you spend carrots to guarantee your horse will get the spark stat you want. You can basically do this alongside the Tachyon event to farm 9* stats right now
So is Mejiro Palmer part of Mejiro family or not? Ryan and Dober didn't cheer for her during her and McQueen's race. She also never appeared in the mansion
>>531334132We'll all just be Umamusume Pretty Derby eventually anyways.
Fact: its impossible to win without using clocks!
>>531333925When did you train?
What does quick do Vs skip? Iโve never turned it on because I donโt want to miss unseen events
>>531334079Why she presents her huge cow udders?
>>531332565bring kiyorin support card
>>531334031The 21-30 wins in a single career missions
If i get 600 - 1100 in a stat does the higher chance of 3* spark appearance clunt towards a spark of absolutely any kind, or is it a spark related to that stat?
>>531334289False. I do it all the time.
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>>531334132>discordtranny still going Youโre never getting that divegrass team.
>>531330018 (OP)so based on what im seeing here I should just delete my account and never play this game again?
>>531334095>is there really no faster way to DO TIME WASTING ACTIVITY other than WASTING TIMEamerican hours are grim
Bros Haru Urara might be the first 2d girl I can't bring myself to lewd. I think I have purely platonic feelings for an anime girl for the first time in my life.
>>531333925show stats right nyow!
>>531334310You can check the option to not skip unread stories in the option menu iirc.
That way even if you skip you'll be able to read the part you haven't seen yet since the game stops the skip process.
>>531334263She is, but the IRL horse was treated as a black sheep and relegated to hurdle races while the Mejiro staff was hedging its bets on Ryan.
Her story kinda covers this, and she's as much a sweetheart as the others if not more.
>>531334263>So is Mejiro Palmer part of Mejiro familyyes
>>531334382By this point, I DO want there to be another team, just so they can get completely shit on and lose everything.
>>531334265Just like /fgo/ and /fgoalter/, right?
This anime is starting to make me think the Teio hate is unjustified. She seems cute
>>531334485Some girls aren't for lewding and it's all some are good for, you'll learn.
>>531334449nah, don't worry about it. The kitasan black is good if you get it, but if you're f2p then just getting a fair amount of good SRs will be enough if you're not trying to do high level pvp
>takes multiple pictures of her trainer in secret
>gets embarrassed at herself
>she thinks to delete it because of japanese autism but wants to keep at least one
>tries to ask for your permission
chrono is too cute
>>531334382>>531334546what did I miss? someone is trying to split the thread just for the retarded football thing?
If I can play this on my Peloton screen, can I play it on my Cybertruck screen as well?
>>531334449Just save up during the event and roll for good support cards you can borrow kita. You're not getting 4 copies of Kita without whale money.
>>531334371Fact: you are a liar
>>531334520Yeah thatโs what I use currently. What does quick do compared to that though?
>>531334649Allegedly, most likely just a simple shitpost, but it'd be funny if it did happen, since SUPPOSEDLY, the former /uma/ manager wants in again, but he sucked ass, so he would just lose everything, again.
>>531333683lots of autism of hidden groups with different values and if umas are in the same group as their legacy /sub-legacy horse they add that value to your compatibility.
Most important thing is try not to have your fresh trainee be her own grandma since that gives 0 compatibility.
also what
>>531334160 said.
you get an additional value of 3 for each G1 race a legacy and her sub legacy or the other legacy uma have won. this stacks, so if a legacy and both her sub legacies have beaten arima kinen you get +6. if the other legacy has also beaten it you get +9.
If all 6 have beaten the same race it should be +15. If all 6 have beaten the same 2 G1 races it's +30 etc.
double circle affinity is at an internal value of 151 so if you go insane enough with those races you can have two parents that are perfectly compatible with everything.
>>531334668>FortniteGolshi.gif
kitasan blacked? more like kitasan BRICKED
god you guys are fucking lazy
log the fuck in and get some fans this club is going to die
>>531334649Yeah, he's been doing it before launch. Just ignore the retard who keeps on baiting EN vs JP stuff.
I want you to get your ass up today go out and look for a job
>>531334303Pre-debut and during summer camp, and on the rare occasion where I had energy between the 2 races
>>531334502I'm shocked she beat finals at all, but here
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So she can just tap into the three goddesses statue whenever she wants?
>>531334470It's not the time waste that bugs me, it's the fact that each individual run takes forever.
>>531334449Just save for the rerun. Right now everybody is trying to optimize but in 6 months all of this won't really matter.
>>531334449Just uninstall. No hope for you.
>>531334789It's the middle of the work day/week
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>>531334635she's putting you in her cringe compilation bro
>>531334829it's a fucking statue you retarded fuck
>>531334789I do my dailies and then I leave.
>600 wit
>on the last spurt with biwa
>pass 3 runners
>her skill doesnt activate
>teios doesnt activate
>rudolfs doesnt activate
this game is such a buggy piece of shit at times
>>531334789>Lazy because you dont spend more time playing the waifu gacha gameNigger we arent all jobless coomers
>>531334819i dont get how you can get those stats with 40 races...
>>531334865w-what happens in 6 months?
>>531331510>>53133173718* stamina spark then 4speed/2wit deck
>>531335008End of Service.
>>531334941Me on the right
>>531334968your skill activation is determined before you even run bwo
>>531334613I've been able to lewd 'em all man, the big ones, the small ones, the thick ones, the thin ones, the tall ones, the short ones, the young ones, the old ones, ALL of them. Didn't matter to me. Anime pussy is anime pussy.
But Urara? Can't do it. She's too pure. Maybe I'm getting too old and a kind of fatherly instinct is kicking in. But then again father daughter incest is also something I enjoy so I should be into that. But I can't do it.
Haru Urara has defeated me.
>>531334730Quick only show you one or two dialogue and skips the rest, so it's not like the skip button which skips all the text but you can still stop it.
This one jumps from the beginning to the end right away.
I personally use it for the story and let the trainee events untouched.
>>531334789event starts in 30 hours. i play more then. promise.
>>531335008End of Service. They are doing a kita-san pump and dump.
https://youtu.be/RyPrcu5IjY4
I love this horse
>>531334968isnt biwas during the last corner?
any of you play Uma in public? I had to stop my self from playing in the middle of the gym.
>>531335078I wonder how many casuals will get baited into whaling for multiples copies of Kitasan Black
>>531334829ameribros... our literacy rates...
>>531335078add a re roll one too into the dept of hell
>5 10 rolls since starting a week ago
>3 Rice Showers
NOOO I DON'T WANT HER TO BE FOR ME
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just get lucky bro
>>531335173das a dog nigga
which card is better between the 2 story freebies?
>>531335101Does it also leave the unseen stuff untouched or it just skips anything in the chosen category?
Are people really this bad at this game? I don't get how you lose more than a few careers super early on in playing. Seeing people burning through all their alarm clocks is just crazy to me.
>>531335240EXPLODE EXPLODE
congratulations bwo
>>531335259McQueen since itโs skill is actually useful when youโd actually be using a stamina card.
Did you train any stats for yourself today, anons?
Acquire any skills?
>>531335274Why does she get more hate art than Rice Shower?
>>531334829Oh god, you even expanded the text for your little meme image.
>>531335182Only if I have the corner to myself.
>>531335185all of them will roll
How are Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe related? I always see them paired in fan art.
I wish there was more dialogue based on your stats
>omg this race is so hard I'm so scared
>no.1 favourite
does get annoying
>>531335317it's hard man. sometimes my oguri loses races and I have no idea why.
If they added a mahjong minigame this game would be perfect.
>>531335349Why do you hate Rice Shower?
how do you nigga have time to burn through your alarm clock, an average fully skipped run is like 20m-30m
golshi makes me unbelievably horny
HAWA UWAWAAAAAAA!!!! URAAAA!!!!!
>jokingly set air groove to front since there are 13 pace chasers in a race
>ez wins that and every race after that
>D aptitude
oh... I see how it is...
Is there a way to fav or lock the veterans Umas? I hate having to manually scroll and search for them. Also I'm scared my good spark ones get accidentally deleted
>forget to do the special mission races for the 4th time in a row because I'm so emotionally invested in the campaign
send help
>>531333641>>531333771Opera sounds like a massive dork
>>531335487>reddit nocap tierlistfag>retarded faggotcolor me surprised
>>531335223>that low quality audio>cut upcringe. check this instead
>>531332020
>>531335230OH NONONONONONONONONONOONONO
>>531335317Some people are just kinda slow.
>>531335562position aptitude is just an int modifier so it's the least important out of the 3
>>531335562Yeah, sometimes you want to choose less busy positions to avoid so much rng
Sometimes.
>>531335317There was a guy last week posting he had 0 clocks left
>>531335468they hang out in the same unused classroom
>>531335468RL? They were both part of the same generation and raced together, they also had genetic conditions which eventually led them to stop racing.
so when this banner ends do I get kitasan negro?
>>531334449depend on how much you saved
>200 rolls50% to get 2 + 1 pity
20% to get 3 + 1 pity
>30040% to get 3 + 1 pity for MLB
>40090% to get 2-3 + 1-2 pity for MLB
>>531335562Aptitude is only for skill activation, if you stat mog you can win on anything
>>531335317>Enter race with 300spd/stam and 500 power>Lose>You don't have enough powerSometimes, it is just rigged
Can you post less Urara, I think its lowering my IQ.
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>YOU HECKING NEED TO SPAM WIT!!! YOU NEED TO SAVE ENERGY!!!!
or i could just get the 3 good stats up instead?
>>531335506This is what I want to know. Or the goddamn stamina potions, there were people blowing through all the stamina potions faster than the amount of time after the game had released would have allowed. It's not like hoyoslop, this shit takes time and (at least some) thought.
>>531334694Wtf i love and want to sexualise haru urara now
can you guys stop doing the sound embed shit and just link the song
>>531335597click the carrot
these two as based as they sound?
>>531335317im down to sub 10 clocks...
>>531335769You could at least get your wit up to 450.
>>531335631That's nice. Anon can keep posting his higher quality soundpost, and I'll keep posting mine when I feel like it.
>>531335769i cant believe this nigga posting his b+ sloppa like he has a point lol
fellas, is it weird that i find bakushin hot
>>531335769this is a retard horse
>>531335669>this nigga hasnt used all of his clocksngmi
>>531335848if you have the power and speed to overtake, yes
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Which career?
>>531335317People who play gacha aren't used to having to think or plan, plz understand
She won the Tenno Sho fair and square is what she did. She was a brave blue rose and in this general, Rice Shower is a hero.
End of story.
What are the maximum ranks?
S? SS? SSS? Star Lord?
>531335807can you guys stop being lazy phone faggots and just click the image
>>531335942gotcha, thanks!
why do you guys keep building Tachyon
is she actually good or there are just many Tychfags here?
>>531335912she's a good medium niger
>>531335912She's, uh, pretty to look at
What kind of stat spread do I need to beat the upcoming Spint Legend Umas?
>>531335848I think go with the flow is good, nimble isn't. Or the other way around. But I think it's that way.
>>531335848the first skill is basically a speed skill that also helps you not get blocked.
>>531335950Silence Suzuka
>187/200 veterans
>have yet to see a blue 3* spark
very cool
just came inside a brave blue rose
>>531336031At the age of 6 she broke her leg during a race and was put down.
>>531336065there are no sound on vg
desu i wanna roll for horses and not cards so i can get more star pieces to put my 1 and 2* honses into their pretty Umadol outfits.
>>531336031solo leveling horse...
>>531336092Those are not fucking buds those are big honkin full grown fruit
>>531333704No youre just creeping on them from the outside
>531336189
zoomer in despair over missing out
>>531335848Nimble is shit! SHIT!
>>531335305That I don't know, I only started using that function after completing the story once, but it doesn't touch the story of the umas, only the URA quest line.
If you want to skip the events/story of the umas you have to pick "trainee events" too.
>go with the wit meme
>Symboli Rudolf becomes my first A rank
I shouldn't have doubted although she's a bit underwhelming for an A rank.
i dont think i ever seen anyone with opera ever
>>531333339She dresses like my mom
>>531336159any uma with nun outfit in jp?
>>531335912She's the only uma that runs with her panties out for you to see.
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Game is trying so hard to bait me into throwing the finals... What would you do, trainer?
Post your fav silly strong 2 skill race combos
>>531336518don't be a pussy
>>531336518if you fail the only loss is not getting stat increase + mood down that you can just clock
take the gamble
>>531336518Are you a pussy? Fucking do it you no balls pussy.
>>531336516Im content with daiwa
>>531334164those of you with no A rank yet, how??
>>531335317I don't have p2w support cards or legacies to carry me.
So stuff it.
>>531335625I only come here about the game and I picked oguri becasue she looks cute and goes super saiyan when she uses her skill.
>>531336518you literally have nothing to lose at that stage
>>531336224There's gonna be a lot of uma banners worth rolling for soon. Curren, Falco, Seiun Sky, SMaru. Plently of opportunities. Next good support banner however is gonna be months from now, nothing crazy to roll for until Aoharu.
post your face when you have -30,000 carrots and 0LB Kitasan Black tomorrow
>>531335317Some careers are fucking hard mode.
Combine that with the fact that I can't steamroll everything with a reroll acount, I can only imagine how shit someone using R cards without Maestro feels.
>>531336518uh does it say 100% or 30%? You know what to do
>>531336748Ryan and Golshi are holding all my clocks hostage. I'm gonna try more stam and hopefully clear them URAs
>>531336737I'm gonna be -20,000 carats in debt?
>>531336748My career success massively improved when I started looking at the actual races and fixing aptitudes with legacies
>>531336532It's a pretty strange Rudolf
Do it for her.
https://files.catbox.moe/jxqish.mp4
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Ain't no way.
>>531335317King Halo LOVES to consume my clocks
Everyone here talking about the kitasan card and here I am disappointed it just her support card, supports be damned I want the horse
>>531336629I'm at a point that I value more my clocks than the win.
>>531336603>>531336652>>531336702>>531336807
Money or Cards for the Daily?
What injuries did Rice Shower even have for her to be put down? Every article I've found just says she fell down but don't mention injuries. It makes me chuckle thinking she was actually fine but they used the chance to assassinate the annoying horse.
>random event
>blonde bitch cause the girl to get -15 stats and gets mood down
Where does this bitch live? I will give this whore a suplex
>>531335487make her a pace runner or she will get boxed in at the starting races. You can go back to late after getting power or just stick to pace if you want
>>531336031It's weird people have been memeing the Christopher Columbus line when there was an entire arc dedicated to a race horse that didn't have the best track record but was loved anyways.
She was a beautiful, innocent creature!
>>531336910does seem rather different, alright. in comparison, here is my "best" luna
>>531336976That's fair if you run the uma you don't need the support card since she comes with the skills.
>>531337006Money. You need it for so many things.
>>531336948isnt the second one just beter by straight up giving you two stamina recovery skills?
>>531334887GOLD SHIP NOOOO
>>531336976The horse sucks
>>531337114is running the horse a brick? I never see them get hints on their skills compared to the sp cards
>>531336920cute and a lot of effort was clearly put into creating that but imo I do not think tachyon really fits that
>tfw no gfvibe
>>531335625Good morning, homie.
Listening to Ogurin's churning food baby... smooching her rumbly tummy...
>>531337161>AIsloplmaoing at goldshitters
>>531337126Figured. Once we get flooded with SRs and a few SSRs we are all going to be broke.
>>531336994YEAH
GAMBLING RULES
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>>531337129I already had Maestro so didn't matter.
>>531336976people say she sucks because she can't use her own support card. just be yourself
>>531335912very good at showing off her butt which makes her SS+ rank.
does kitasan black replace this?
>>531337106I don't really get the rating system
>>531336910this rudolf be like
so what's this wit meme that's all the buzz right now and what kind of horses does it apply to
>>531337178yeah, she sucks my dick
>>531337038>Um veterinary-san, I'm actually unharmed. The fall didn-ACK!
>>531336737live pic of me rolling on a banner without having enough gems banked to hit pity
>>531337230could you convince Oguri to get pregnant if you told her it would increase her already large food rations?
>>531337282Simulator says you lose to
>>531335769
>>531337252>Initially think it doesn't seem like AI, even if it has the gross sheen>See how uneven the horseshoe isAh.
>>531337396People are building bricked A ranks because some jap told them to.
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>>531337396Sprint and Mile can work right now. Medium and Long don't quite work without dupes on your SRs.
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>>531336629Fails in the URA Finale stretch are more punishing
Are mixed 3* legacies ok to have or do you only want 9* in one stat?
yeah but can your super smart rudolf beat my super retarded but fast Bakushin? I don't think so! bakushiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn
>>531337608Only good for anal
Are the Trick/Flustered skills ever worth it? Seems like "rushed" happens only once in a blue moon.
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R8 this glue, trainers. Bad sparks, btw.
the jap is right, we just don't have inheritances quite strong enough for it to be truly effective yet.
>>531336994thatโs the Umaspirit!
>>531337198You literally can't use the same support as the uma you're running, how can it be a brick?
Anyways you can inject hints on skills later it's not a real problem.
>people say tazuna support is bad because it's a "useless card taking up a slot which could be filled with a better card"
>switch it with another spd/sta/pow card
>start failing career
what the fuck
>>531337451God, can you imagine Oguri's pregnancy cravings? Even the director's bottomless pockets would run dry trying to satiate her. hot as fuck
645330687082
looking for a club to join my fellow horsefuckers
>Rudolf Run 1
>Get fucked by shady accupuncture RNG
>Rudolf Run 2
>Get fucked by never getting Swinging Cantor
>Rudolf Run 3
>Get baited into bad VN choices and shitty skills
what exactly does gut do?
>>531337457link sim
I want to find the ultimate build without burning all my tp and doing 20 min runs on testing shit.
>>531337363you and me both.
>>531337762You'd take any advice. huh?
Did this game absorb any of the mlp fanbase?
>>531337832the sim is worthless because it doesn't account for getting boxed
>>531337713Did you win the 3 crowns with this build?
>managed to cram in speed star, maestro, gourmand and breath of fresh air for Mayano
please don't fucking job on URA finals
still looking for FRENS
754721888180
>>531337890what is your nationality and favorite uma?
>>531337762Tazuna has remained in my deck since I rolled her. All those mood bonuses and free energy recs are just really useful.
I'm sure i'll eventually replace it with a card that boosts way more stats.
>>531334789calm down neet-kun, people have to work
>>531338024What kind of friends?
>>531338063mexico
super creek
People should add me as a friend before I MLB kita otherwise I'll just think you are gold diggers.
>>531337927Nah, just 2. Got fucked with late start.
>>531337890Do bronyfags even like humanoid girls?
>>531330665Cygames are smart in that by just letting rumours spread they appeased shareholders without actually lashing out at many artists
No one cares if your horse is in some lovey dovey doujin but they care if it's some guro rape bestiality shit, but it turns out the latter doesn't emerge when the former doesn't exist
>>531337038nice natie was about to attend the arima kinen with a mild injury but his trainer saw Rice Sh*wer getting shot so he literally begged in tears not to make him race so they just didn't
>>531337772I imagine there are logistics services in the umaverse that take care of shit like that.
Imagine how much more Malthus would've been sperging out if he had to take umas into account in his food calculations.
Can someone post the Oguri KFC animation?
>>531338153just friends
or anyone that can teach me this game how to GAMBLE
>>531337713Hesitant, Subdued, and Flustered are cheap and consistent and generally always good.
Frenzied usually only hits one hors but the rushed will delete her.
All seeing eyes and Mystifying Murmur consistent and strong stamina debuffs.
Dominator is a devastating speed debuff.
I kinda want to play more because I'm taking vacation but I had some other more productive games to play!!!
>>531337890Do bronies even exist anymore?
>>531337895Boxing doesn't occur when stats are even a little higher desu
>>531337808>Rudolf Run 1>Fail the tutorial race and flop multiple times after>Rudolf Run 2>Fail the tutorial race, waste a guest inheritance, and flop on the URA qualifiers>Rudolf Run 3>Close to Perfect Run with the only blemish being a 2nd ranking
>>531337713erm that looks pretty good tho
>>531338389what the fuck are you talking about
>>531338347how about friend with benefits
>>531337895please
i'm under 20 clocks and just want to win with golshi
>>531335950Did Tachyon and it cleared all the requirements
>>531338347You're among friends
>>531338414Nightreign or No mans sky or all these eroges I have been putting off
Wit is placebo. The almighty box will box you if it wishes to.
>come home from a day of waging, tired
>start uma
>"BAKUSHIIIIIIIIN"
>instantly feel better
thanks bakushin
>>531338508>hand contactthat's not allowed!
Just thought about raising a family with Goldshi. Am I cooked or what?
>>531337808>Get baited into bad VN choices and shitty skillsSame, I literally play with the gametora helper always open because I'm tired of seemly ok choices fucking up my run
I like debuff skills just because it's funny to make evil horse
>>531331784i think you should fuck off to another gacha.
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>>531338492the sim doesn't exist
>>531336159if she got that in-game I would swipe my card and lose gallons
>>531338682yeah fr fr bussin' on umagod no cap
>>531338492https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>long races are so long that the announcers run out of things to say and go silent for several seconds
lol
>>531338728Debuff horses will be the meta soon bro, which makes you a metafag.
>>531338682>TRAINAH-SAN!>WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!>but Golshi we..>army of mini golshi: DISNEY DISNEY DISNEY DISNEY!
>>531338839noooooooooo everyone will make evil nature now
>>531338752don't worry bwo
persona curse, they have 1 year till eos
>>531338752havent seen the numbers but persona is more popular outside japan, met people who played persona, never met someone who watched uma (maybe now that its blowing with streamers and tiktok)
We call her kitasan blacked because she was blacked (by me)
>>531337616https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
>>531337443It's terrible I think I'll just roll horses instead of supports just to fill out my roster (I only have Oguri as a 3*). Fuck Kitasan, fuck gems. How long is the banner anyways?
I'm tarded, when does stamina over 400 become relevant? Does it start to matter in the medium races?
>do a wit run like anons said
>job hard midway and fail the objective
Stop lying you fuckers
>>531337553The nigger tier ass bothers me more
>>531338925this bitch is so funny it's not even sexy anymore
Goo goo babies was so fucking ridiculous
Jp anons, tell me of this uma. I like her VA.
>>531338986bro 400 is barely enough for sprint
>>531338752It's over for uma musume...
>>531338965thanks man this was exactly what i was looking for to fill out trophy case
>>531338972a few 10x rolls won't kill you, do it if a new uma would give you the motivation to play
>>531338972>I only have Oguri as a 3*How? Even if you luckletted out on the 2*+ tickets, there's still two guarunteed 3* trainees that are given out?
>>531338925goo goo gaa gaa me need milkies mommy! i did an oopsie daisy and need my nappy changed
>>531338886Goldship is fuckin loaded it's fine.
>>531339068Please stop giving advice when you're retarded yourself.
>>531339029Thats the best part
>>531339068But I just won the URA with 1150 speed and 250 stamina?
>>531339041I'm assuming it sounds a bit less ridiculous in japanese. I'll allow it for /ss/uper creek
>>531338990Sorry bro, the wit meme is only for the prepared and initiated.
>>531339126This is considered masculine behavior in this thread by the way.
>>531338990bro you didn't wit hard enough
here's a witGOD with like 600 skill points spent on nothing
>>531339154>being a stamletlol
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>>531338986400 is like bare minimum for pvp mile. 600 for medium.
>>531334829Only Goldship can talk to the goddess whenever she pleases.
>>531339346WitGODS assemble
>>531339294that pic is so cute
just wanna skoop them all in my arms and kiss their foreheads
>TWO times to the Infirmary
>Night owl still not cured
RUDOLF YOU BITCH
>>531339219>t. architectfag
>will never get to play goo-goo baby with Super Creek
its over
>>531339514im keeping her up sorry bro
>>531339154bro you don't need stamina just get enough speed so your uma finishes the race before she gets tired
>>531339323"This is considered masculine behavior in this thread by the way."
>>531339396Stop doxxing me, asshole.
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why do they run in heels
hmmm, what is this npc uma trying to say
Does Golshi even like the trainer? She was so fucking weird during the career no matter what happened that it was hard to tell. It's weird that so many people are wifing her when she's borderline incomprehensible.
>>531338986what you don't see is the invisible +400 boost to stats you get for career runs.
This makes it feel like you can run everything without running out of stamina, but that actually couldn't be farther from the truth.
The real secret sauce the uma pros don't want you to know is that by running as a late surger or end closer, your running is more efficient so you lose less HP in your races. Which is to say, you get a couple hundred effective stamina, even if you're at G rank proficiency.
>>531339603To mog real human women
>>531339603heels start with H and so do hooves
>>531338923They didn't shoot a fucking horse in the middle of the track don't be retarded
>>531339346how can I wit more when she jobbed and failed the career
Will umamusume see the highest amount of spending tomorrow?
>>531339380Looks like someone needs a nap!
>>531339396Where'd you find this picture of me
>>531338986Career mode have +400 stats modifier.
Try bringing your 300 stamina medium horse to a room match or pvp match and check the differences.
>facing a stat boosted Narita Brian and Amazon in midway through Mayano's career
scary
literally zero reason to not do it pussy, what are you scared off? a 30% chance to get -5 speed lmao? pussy ass faggot bitch ass gay ass nigger faggot
>>531339603the same reason human women do
to show off their ass
>>531339603they run with the tip of their toes which is where the horseshoe is
pretty cool imo
>>531339514>it took five trywhat the hell
>>531339659illiterateGOD...
>>531339603Running in heels is normal
>>531339583oh pvp fags at it again
>>531339860no as bad as woman sparks amirite
>>531337226she feels like that "she can ruin me" kind of girl. i don't think making her girlfriend material reduces her character
>>531339860100 ninjins for the stat you want
I have like 23k carats, if I don't get lvl 45 kitasan I should just reroll shouldn't I.
FUCKING SUPER CREEK CAN THIS RETARED LOB OF SHIT STOP FAILING 5% CHANCE FOR ONCE HER RETARDED LIFE FUCKING WALKING PEACE OF USELESS GLUE
>>531340067yes you should spend 2 billion dollars and then reroll as a penance
how do I improve my horse?
>>531339727I do not need a nap
What does Uma academy think of goo-goo babies?
>>531340084unironic skill issue
>>531339983Tachyon can either be a nightmare to date or in the best case scenario can still be an unorthodoxly sweet girlfriend, if not a little strange, surely...
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531340174Post your 1* guts inspiration
>>531340067Chill out, trust your luck, I do mine and I only have 16k
I dreamt of McQueen last night. Waking up really sucked.
>>531340028The heck is this??
Do UMA's have normal feet or do they have horse feet?
>front runner leading by several lengths midway through long race
>press skip button
>suddenly in 10th place
wretched cursed button has betrayed me again
>>531340174what the fuck are those guts build lookin ass stats lmao, you race with that horse?
>>531340314shit only matters in the last spurt. Front runners tend to job really hard once they start losing
>>531339052Unless youโre a woman, youโre not going to like her.
>>531340279you can pay 100 to the green woman in JP after every career to guarantee the stat you want
>>531340314your uma died because she was a staminalet
>>531339708He's seething and retarded. It's a beautiful combo.
>>531340174read this if you want to learn https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>>531340086I'm so sorry you were homeschooled, I know you had no say in the matter.
>>531340314pacey ngubu horse
>>531340459lmao
truly a whale game
How do I get A rank without cheating with wit
>>531340526read page 50 through 60 the rest is filler
>>531340219>>531340313How the fuck is failign 5% training at FULL ENERGY THREE TIMES a skill issue? This fuckng useless sack of shit has done that twice before year 1 summer, then 2 in row during summer. IF there is actual way to remove that shit before later in the story, I'd pay to fucking know how
>>531340416is guts bad? that's the first time i wont the ura finale and the game keeps tellling me to build guts when i lose.
>>531340526thanks anon.
>>531339294That pic is so cute
Just wanna scoop them all up in my arms and impregnate them
>>531340459100 of what? Carats?
Rerolling a new account for a friend, what's better, two copies of Fine Motion, or 1 FM 1 Super Creek
>>531340736you didn't let her baby you enough, trainer fault
>>531340804nigga just wait until tomorrow for kitasan
Just make her a mum already
>>531339659I'm still winning my team trials without following this chart. The chart is only an ideal to work towards for now.
Bros which umas did you use to clear the special missions?
>>531340804you will reroll for MLB kitasan even if it takes you all summer
>>531340893It's a march race in the third year, just run it with anyone. (it's a long).
>>531340654This is the only A rank I have from a throwaway run, she kept failing rainbow trainings yet somehow ended with A rank, and yes she got a 1* guts spark
i'm just here for the horses
>>531340804She'll never have sex with you bro, just keep that in mind.
does mood also affect the amount of friendship points you gain from training?
i'm here to have sex with horses
>>531340893I think I completed it by accident with Rice Shower
>>531340867>>531340947TY, know nothing about the game, just about rerolling mindlessly, is Kitasan a support card or a unit?
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>>531340209nothing special, just the average bakushin, just wanted to have her career done once
>>531340804>he's still rerolling
>train 3 times and rest 1 turn and train 3 times again
vs
>train 3 times and train wit for 3 turns to train 1 time and train wit for 3+ more turns
make it make sense
>>531340459Why should we bother grinding out sparks right now then? Just wait for the option to pay for the stat.
Uuuu... why are all da clubs invite only... someone save me...
>>531340804Fm sk so he can just perma borrow kitas
>>531340756>and the game keeps tellling me to build guts when i lose.lost.
>>531341076lmao, he's a guy, I just have a mindless job at home so I can reroll all day long
>>531341212Bro just convinced himself to play the game, I did not reroll or got into the game myself
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
>>531341337to keep randos out silly anon
With all these royalty-themed umas, why is there no medieval peasant themed uma? Like one that talks like "YES MILORD THE 'ARVEST BEEN GOIN' WELL, ME BACK 'URTS FROM TOILIN' IN THE FIELD ALL DAY BUT THE CROPS ARE LOOKIN' GOOD I RECKON WE'LL 'AVE LOTS OF WHEAT FOR THE 'ARD WINTER AHEAD"
how has some autist not created a full simulator you can just plug your uma into and simulate the entire run like a chess engine? this game should be solved
>>531341180a card that looks like this. if you get the other SSR with the short black haired girl you rolled the wrong one.
>actually get a 3* stamina spark on my latest Oguri run
>it was after my 3 rental uses of the day, so her parents had garbage 1* sparks
Pain
>>531341272Training wit has higher chances of popping off events, of which you should have a good few energy boosting ones so you dont have to rest more than once every 8 or so turns
Why is Maruzensky a good parent for everyone? Doesnt she have bad afinity
>>531341276You shouldn't, but the real challenge in this game will always come from wanting results now instead of practicing patience.
>>531339029We like big baboon asses here.
>>531341480>Training wit has higher chances of popping off eventsno it doesn't
>>531340804FM is better than SC
>>531338728I like how tactical debuffs feel even if they aren't great
>>531339727>>531339591I need Super Creek to feed me, burp me, change me, and then sing me a lullaby while I rest my head on her lap
>>531341408One copy of FM and one copy of SC is the best.
>>531341429Just never wit train your TM opera
everyone is talking about kitasan but what do I save for after her
>>531341556uhhhhhhh which uma is this??
>>531341415Who got her pregnant
>>531341474you cannot complain about a 3* stam spark
you can now get 9* potential on your 3 guest runs each day
>>531341415How do the horsecows even run with such huge weighs on their chests
I'm legit fuming at Super Creek. Fuck people who claim King Halo was worse, at least that jobber was predictable and didn't immediately game ruin you. There is no other Uma that comes even remotely close to the level of tilting this fat hag has given me
>>531341272You train wit for friendship points or to not waste a day with full energy anonymoose
>>531339659This chart doesnt seem to matter for our version of team trials
600 +1 gold is more than enough for long
Check the stats of the players that beat your horses and you will find most people just run 1000+ speed with shit stamina around 500 or less and still manages to kick your ass
>>531341702They provide downforce allowing them to go faster without launching into the air.
>>531341753Lies, that's not even a randomly generated name in the game.
>>531341669So her parents don't matter for passing on her 3* spark? I really don't understand this system, I just know people want 3* stat sparks (stamina or power?) on parents and grandparents.
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being seduced by human women...
>>531341774not what we're talking about kid
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girls that are boys, actually
>>531341719King Halo felt cinematic to me cause I kept losing the classic races then succeeded in her niche. I prefer the ending with her forging her own path, fuck her mom. Bitch doesn't deserve forgiveness
>>531341032skills? I gave it maestro + speed star and it lost to this
>>531341890Happy Meek knows you are dating her trainer while she is training all alone. Just a heads up
>>531341719>lose 3% training>mood plummets from good to awful>practice poor>lose 10 speed>lose 10 stamina>fails to heal in infirmary twice
>>531341957Groove is pretty feminine, just a bit of a tiger mom.
>>531342020Nothing too special, just a bit of luck honestly
How realistic it is for me to save for Amazon, Meisho, Vamp Rice, Cafe, Christmas Oguri/Biwa and Tamamo?
>>531341885at the end of the day it doesn't matter, having a 3* stam spark to use as a parent will let you get god parents with 9* stam
>>531341276Literally ni reason to grind sparks. Especially not before kitasan.
Retards just wasting their life thinking they are making progress, when in reality even PVP is weak as fuck right now
>>531341918Sheโs just Gilgameme except without meme power levels and when she loses instead of dying bott she and the narration goes โd-doesnโt count, Iโm still the strongest!!!!!โ.
>>531341890Happy Meek WANTS you to pipe Aoi so she chills out a bit
>>531341957UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TOMBOY EROTIC
Wait, should I actually be saving paid carrots instead of using the 50 carrot scout every day?
>>531341957why did you take a picture of your screen instead of taking a screenshot
JP released 4 years ago, do you boys have a list of upcoming banners like /fgoalter/?
>>531342232>having fun is a waste of lifeyou're a sad silly bitch who doesn't get bitches or money
>>531339712>They didn't shoot a fucking horse in the middle of the track don't be retardedthat is literally exactly what happened, rice had a compound fracture and horses are too heavy to lift without a fucking crane, they put a tent up on the track and euthanized him by gunshot right there for everyone to hear
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Whoever guesses the spark will get MLB kitasan tomorrow.
>>5313424612 star wit give me my 4lb
Still can't clear URA with Mayano.
Don't you love me so why can't you win and make me happy?
>>531342163Skip two, spark the third while hoping you get spooked by the ones you skipped
Rinse and repeat
That's my plan, at least, since it's probably unrealistic to luckshit each one on their respective banners
>>531342112Oh it gets better than that
>lose 5% training>practice poor>treatment doesnt work>treatment works>train, lose 5% training at full energy again>treatment works>but mood down event fucks you anyway>get mood back>fail summer 5% training at 100% energy again>practice poor you cant cure for the rest of summer>fail another 5% againWhoever programmed this meme injury chance deserves to be shot
I just swallowed a cup of spoiled milk.
Pull Kita without me bros.
>>531342163kinda hard since you have to save an entire pity for XOguri since the rates are so shit
you have 2 limited selectors until then, so use them on Meisho and Cafe
hope that you get a non-rate up spook on XOguri's banner to finish your collection
>>531342419I do find that aspect kinda meh personally. I don't mind that its there but it feels very tacked on.
>>531341890I would but just because she's flat
>>531342163fuuuck theres no way in hell im going to get Seiun Sky without whaling
>>531341957Air Groove is literally called "Empress" and is extremely feminine and graceful while being based off an IRL Mare who competed for the Tiara races. Having a bob cut doesn't make her a boy you retard her hobbies are literally flower gardening, cleaning, and tea-brewing
>>531342882How the fuck?
Are your tastebuds just deficient?
>>531342882It's just spoiled milk you don't have a weak stomach do you
Fuck guts and fuck you Super Shit
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>>531342970>cleaningSpecifically cleaning (you)r apartment for โstress reliefโ.
So let me get this right
0 Kitasan = hard reroll
1 Kitasan = reroll depending on if you MLB'd any other good cards like SC, FM, ST
2 Kitasans = don't reroll
3 Kitasans = really good luck, don't reroll
MLB Kitasan = luckGOD, never reroll
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Is this of any use for Pace Chasers?
>>531342847funny, I'm just training king halo now.
Still the fact that bakushin can win given proper skills just training speed is a fact
>>531340893today's specials are all done by super creek as part of her career
>>531343203brochacho... you need 5 kitasans for MLB.
>>531342163you're not getting more than 3 umas without paying bwo
>>531341556>weSilence, negroe
>>531342987I chugged it and swallowed before the sourness hit.
>>531343090Tried it, didn't come up, I have eaten since then so now I don't want to.
>>531343203if you don't get mlb kitasan, you reroll peroid.
you get 70 pulls you can do it.
I skipped the Ura Final race after my Uma dropped from 3rd to 4th but somehow I won.
I am sorry I doubted you Mihono. I do not deserve the hot spring ticket I won.
>>531343219Are you in the back?
so I'm a retard
why training stamina, power and guts aren't that important in contrast to speed and wits? everytime i do that, I get fucked because my character can't break through.
>>531343110yeah she's genuinely one of the most wifely/"domestic" horses in the game, it's one thing for fags to go "OMG I LOVE MY BOYWIFE OPERA" since she's literally a boku-girl based on a stallion, but there's literally nothing remotely masculine about Air Groove, she's peak wife material
How long until Kitasan Buraku?
>>531343570that's only for bakshin
>Have two 3* sparks to my name
>One is Speed
>The other is Power on Urara
End my life.
>>531343636She is a bitchy cunt.
how is kitasan personality? That's all I care about when pulling horses, no wife no roll
>>531341641mlb your creek on the creek/tazuna banner
>>531343228don't think the skills have anything to do with it, it's just the +400 stam carrying
>>531343832watch season 3, Teio is her hero
>>531343689>mood down>mood down>mood down
OMG I LOVE MY BOYWIFE OPERA
>>531343636I LOVE MY BOYWIFE AIRGROOVE
>>531343636Opera is incredibly feminine, u gay
>>531343636You can't reason with faggots, anon
>>531343946
people actually like tim opera?
28 hour reminder that your 1LB Kitasan will make you miserable while uma rollers will be happy in their lane while borrowing kitasan like any sane human being.
>>531343689into the trash it goes
>>531344090Probably reminds them of Nero
>>531344142bwi I'm just gonna roll umas after I roll kitasannegro
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If Wit is so good, how come there's not a Wit song?
Checkmate, witkeks
Air Groove is a natural born mother.
>>531343816she's hard working and strict with herself but she's not bitchy at all and part of her career story is literally that she keeps taking time to personally look after and mentor the younger generation of horsegirls even when she's already busy training to win URA on top of her student council duties.
Her mother literally calls you up and entrusts her daughter to you asking to make sure she doesn't work too hard lol, that's also why she takes holidays so seriously since her mom used them as a way to give her a break since she's always been so strict on herself.
>Not saving for Tokai Teio (MUI)
NGMI
>>531344212i didn't vote so this poll doesn't matter.
>>531344212Rigged just like the URA
>>531344142Enjoy coping with your borrowed kitasan and mid tier umas.
The real worthwhile umas don't come out until several months and by then I'll have my own MLB kitasan.
reminder to level up your supports to raise your bonus!
>>531344090People love a selfconfident motherfucker who sticks to the bit
>>531344306how far away is that?
>>531344306>Tokai Teio (Summer micro bikini)
>>531344314Understandable
>finished the story to pick up stam cards to finally mog the long umas
>out of monies
>>531344345>also metafagging not only support cards but umas toogrim
>Training king halo
>Day gets windy, mood down
> 5% failure in speed, fails, mood down
>Ask her to rest, mood down, awful
>Take her to karaoke, mood up, Great
What's her problem? Does she love me that much?
>>531344375Huh? I thought there was a 50% cap?
Whatโs the long term bottle neck in this game monies or the cards to level up stuff? Want to know what to focus daily races on
>Got boxed at the final
FUCK THAT FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING HATE RNG
>>531344142i will roll for kitasan becasue everyone told me to but after that I will roll with my dick.
>>531344582Looks like your trainee didn't have enough power to break out of traffic!
>need kita MLB
>want Curren Chan and Smart Falcon
Aahhhhhh my wallet
>>531344582Leveling Power can help with that or so does the green horse pretending to be a human woman tells me.
>>531344576Monies. You need it for both cards and your umas
>>531342987It's a matter of will.
If you can't eat spoiled food, do you really think you have what it takes to train your uma to be the best?
>>531344582Wake up anon it was just a bad dream
>>531344582problem, lateKEKS?
>>531344576Just upgrading an uma to lvl 3 potential costs 100k monies
>>531344142Going nuts over it is silly, but when Umarollers would probably like a stronger deck so they can increase their own personal scores and get less crippled by bad RNG by having a deck of MLB Rs and SRs.
>first timing with vodka
>she is in 13th place
>she MOGS everyone instantly in the last spurt
HOW
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give it to me straight casual f2p bros... how many carats are in the story mode I haven't touched?
Iโm gonna be honest, I like Air Grooves design and her character but her career mode was probably the least interesting to me
>>531344029the horse that literally refers to herself with male pronouns as a bokukko and is based on a stallion is totes girly bro yeah.
she's a female because all umas are female but there's very little feminine about opera, she looks and behaves like a theater kid twink because her whole deal is being """""princely"""", she's the Sailor Uranus archetype.
Don't get me wrong, I'd still bend her over and impregnate her just like Sailor Uranus and remind them no matter what pronouns they use, they're still female, but she's definitely putting on an act that most of the other umas aren't
>>531344851dis nigga leveling guts
>>531342882>>531343382oguri stop posting and go train
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Boxing Real Hahahaha Nigga Go The Front Where No Else Is Like Nigga Just Be First Haha
>>531344858because she's a Late Chaser?
>>531344927if this happens to me tomorow i'll probably quit
>>531344918>Don't get me wrong, I'd still bend her over and impregnate her just like Sailor Uranus and remind them no matter what pronouns they use, they're still femaleThat's all that matters in the end
I believe I got all the materials, what am I missing here?
>>531344858regular operating procedure for late surgers
Golshi is even more extreme version of it with her end closer spec going from 18th to stealing the 1st in last stretch
if she feels like it
>>531344864Like 1k in the main story then (30*6)*the number of umas you have
>>531344142>will be happy in their lane while borrowing kitasan like any sane human being.The problem is that later scenarios have literally mandatory human-rights cards that only work for those scenarios and which give you like 50% worse stats and outcomes if you don't use them.
Since you can't borrow the mandatory scenario card AND kitasan black at the same time, you get fucked over. You want at least one copy of kita and then uncap her with sunlight stones over time, while borrowing the individual scenario cards since only whales roll for 5+ copies of each
How bad is the fallout going to be tomorrow when the lucklet adrenaline rush ends and reality sinks in?
>>531344927you vill continue the satono bloodline, fate has preordained it
>>531344287Kill yourself you dumb faggot. I played that story too and she is just bitchy. Her mom doesn't "call", she visits. Don't try to explain shit when you don't even remember what happened.
Air Groove is a shitty tsundere without the dere and only gay men like her.
>>531345095click the white arrow bwo
>>531345170what the fuck?
pass the scene
>>531345095The 2nd page of materials you need.
>>531344864Check your archive bwo.
>>531345148It's gonna be pretty brutal. Every streamer and site is hyping up the banner. There's gonna be a ton of salt and quitters when they don't get kitasan.
>>531345148people ACTUALLY think they'll get more than 1 kitasan in 200 rolls is funny. The spark is your only friend
>>531345095A star on your Uma I think
>>531345050>if I roll an entirely average number of kitasans tomorrow I'll probably quit
>>531344927Kitasan Black?
Kitasan-san?
Kitasan Black-san?
>>531344927At least you don't have to borrow Creek anymore?
>>531345131I love how she just bowls through everyone harder than a bowling ball shot out of a 15in gun.
>>531344930nta but is guts really useless?
>>531345201>Air Groove is a shitty tsundere without the dere and only gay men like her.she's a kuudere not a tsundere
>>531345334Not the kitasans, look closer
>>531345148Iโve been playing daily since launch and havenโt pulled a dime and Iโm gonna dump 100 rolls so Iโm pretty committed to this game even if I donโt get shit Iโll still get srโs
>try the no skills until Ura finals meta approach
>lose after 6 races
damn
are they gonna add new hors to the game at the same time as kita or is it just going to be a support banner only update?
I am going to drop an absolute
TRVTH NVKE
levelling guts at the beginning is actually extremely valid due to the decreased energy allowing you to do around 3-4 before the first race so 2 support guts training is really good
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>>531345301bwo...
>>531345136>just under 3ksurely it's still worth it even if I'm just out of range for the pity right?
>>531345201>without the dereohnono, somebody failed his URA finals......
>>531345050you posted this already bro
>>531345603the first 300 points in guts is objectively better than 300 stamina
>>531345148Anyone that only gets Kitasan from the spark will need to call a suicide hotline.
bwo...I wanna train a good Pace Chaser but I have no good 2nd Power card
>try gakumas
>game feels better but you still need tons of support cards
bros I hate support cards
>>531345408not useless but pretty minimal atm
just training more stamina is usually better
>blow a run out of the water
>
Every single fucking time. Im going to tear my fucking testicles off
>>531345495>100 rollsgood luck
>>531345547you know you're allowed to buy skills if they're already 3-4 discount level.
even 2 if you think you'll need it and won't get a hint for it again (like from a random guest support card hint).
>>531345570teio and mcqueen alts
>>531345170please the full
>>531345570Anime Teio and anime McQueen
>>531345603what the fuck am I reading? guts training is good because it consumes more energy than other training?
>>531345732local man expects to hit a 1-3% chance
I don't care if I don't get kitasan, I kind of want to just get SR dupes for my decks
>>531345310It's going to be the classic
>(You)>0 rate ups, 2 SSR total in 200 rolls>/Uma/>3 Kitasan in the first multi
>>531345698This is true, and then you realise that the hidden +400 modifier applies to guts too
>>531345818If it could be literally anything other than gits i'd be happy
>>531345646Yes itโs still worth it you can grind out trophies and there might be another gift to get to pity. If your not attached to the account you could always reroll for kit if your luck is shit
>>531345667>Generic "we've been busy so let's celebrate and keep going"Literally scraps
Fans are easy just do all races and never lose
It's actually setting up for kinography of the highest order. Every f2p has one spark, average will be 2-3 kitasans for those that don't open their wallet. Every streamer is talking about it. And the best part is some people *will* luckshit and they ARE going to rub it in your face.
>>531345879something something survivor's bias
>>531345334It's not the average numbers of Kitasans, but failing the 50/50 4 times out of 5.
>>531345732sparks have no correlation with run success.
FIRST, it randomly picks a stat, so even if you have 1100 in speed, power, and stam, there's a 2/5 chance you get Guts or Wit instead.
THEN, AFTER it has dice-rolled the spark stat, THEN you get a 5% chance of getting a 3* spark if you have 600+ (you cannot get 3* sparks below 600), and if you have 1100+ it's now 10%.
This means having 600 speed is only a 1% chance to get a 3* spark, since it's first a 1/5 chance to get speed, then 5% to get 3*. 1100 is a 2% chance. Being successful in career mode can give some white sparks like URA finals, but your stats being these breakpoints is all that matters for blue sparks
>>531345747Err I ment 200 pulls, forgot its 150 a pull
I can get 4 Kitasans with 4 rolls. Easy.
>>531345997Maybe im just not good at this game
>>531345997as is expected of our Emperor
>>531345997I keep forgetting to do the Japan Derby and Cup every year...
>>531346008>average will be 2-3 Kitasanlol
>he doesn't know
so like is a c rank 3* spark worth keeping
>>531346060there is no 50/50
I once spent 8 hours a day for 3 days resetting football manager 2021 to get a golden generation youth intake
rerolling for this game is literally no problem for me. it's not a case of if but when I get MLB kitasan
perseveranceCHAD > luckSOY
>>5313462161.5 kitasan, 1 guarantee exchange
should I spend my carats past 30k for kitasan? or should I save for next banner tm
fuck spark farming
How long do we have to wait before we can bribe green woman to boost our sparks?
Do rankings affect the sparks to give lower or higher stats?
>>531346238why would rank matter
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>>531345961absolute worst case I guess I could just make an alt account to try rerolling a bit. what I have isn't super good but its decent I think, just needs some shoring up. What's the minimum goal? 2?
holy shit it's so good listening to Bourbon after back to back Bakushin, Ticket, Mayano and Taiki runs.
A quiet uma.
>>531346474minimum goal is 2 + grind like hell to get 30k carats for a spark = 3 total Kitanegros
>>531346060>failing the 50/50why do hoyofags love getting fleeced by the greediest systems ever made?
Why do you torture yourself with these races King Halo, you could be the best sprint uma in the world with a bit of focus
How many more hours until the great global lucklet purging?
isn't trudging along with what the game gives you the essence of a roguelike game?
>>531346678In about 21 hours
>>531346652she doesn't want to end up getting booty blasted in pvp like all the 250 stamina bakushins. this is her solution. deal with it.
>>53134667827 and 40 minutes
>>531346776Plenty of anons play this as their 5th and 6th gacha, their brainrot is terminal.
>>531346652>Why do you torture yourself with these races King Halo, you could be the best sprint uma in the world with a bit of focuspeople whine about gaslighting bakushin but then when you DO allow the retarded horse to have unrealistic dreams for distances they're not suited to, you get King Halo (who literally does sprint, mile, medium, and long races back to back to back in her career......)
honses are dumb, they don't know what's best for themselves
>>531346826not everyone lives in your timezone bwo..
>>531346554almost there...
>>531346776it is an actual roguelike it's why southerntiger likes it so much
I see this game no differently than like FTL or STS
>>531346406its not worth it unless you can pull another 30k theres always a chance that next pull is kb but thats what they want you to think, just save for next banner or an uma you like
>>531346776This game isnt anything like Rogue
>>531346776uhh yeah but imagine if you could pay real money to get the perfect joker for your balatro run
>>531346238For inheritance the rank does not matter, it could be G and as long as it's a 3* it's good. Just don't put it in trials.
>>531346924only naked dogeza and oyakodon is sufficient to earn forgiveness
That's it, I'm skipping all the story stuff to get rolls. I'll read it later.
>>531346634>>531346432>>531346320>>531346263Bro, in that 1% there's a 0.5% for Kita and 0.5% for Satono
Explain to me how that isn't a 50/50
>>531346924would hate fuck this bitch and let halo watch in glee
>>531346060there is no 50/50 hoyofag, the odds for each card are independent
>>531346926>not everyone lives in GMT+2 I guess?
>>531347068are you actually stupid?
>make a second account
>reroll for kitasan
>follow that account
>get kitasan for your main
>>531343816Exactly, she's the most wife-like uma.
>>531347234What's the difference between that and following a whale?
With a whale at least you can also borrow his horse.
>>531346960Banner lasts for 1 week or 2? Was thinking to do the last 10 rolls as the daily paid carat pulls to hit 200 spark
>>531346891Yeah I'm gonna be struggling with this one for a while, if she stick to mile and sprint she would be a beast, but no, we have to be ok at everything master of nothing
>>531347234>after kitasan another insane meta card is out>don't get that one either now have to make a decision on what one to borrow instead of being able to use1 1 and borrow 1 to have both
>>531347068I thought supports in this game are 0.75%....
>>531346634>being able to guarantee whatever you want is getting fleeced>zero point carryover is better guys I swearFatetards say the the same shit but it just isn't true.
>>531347068you don't hit the SSR and then flip a coin you either hit the rate for the card or you don't you retarded niggerfaggot
>>531339679>using late/end>front UraraThanks for the free win.
>>531347026but if you did that you wouldn't even be playing the game anymore?
I have a 1000% chance of getting 4 Kitasans. I just need guts.
>>531347346>Jul 16 to Aug 116 days
>>531346926It comes out at 10 pm UTC. you go ahead and calculate it yourself
>>531346924>even king halos bitch mom approves of ushot damn
first it was special week, bourbon, air groove, McQueen, ryan, and mayanos parental figures
who elses parents do we get along with?
>>531347392It's about the lineage, being the greatest sprinter ala Bakushin is shit for the birds when your mother and father were both GOATed.
>>531347426Yeah, for the re-run lmao
>>531347346goes to august 1st i think, and yeah im doing the last 10 rolls as paid to get the pity as well
business idea: URA career but with ascension levels
>start Teio Career
>got Practice Perfect early
>fail a 6% Bad mood
>fix her mood
>fail a 15%
>lost Practice Perfect from top option
Holy shit Teio. We're still in Year 1
>>531347465>you either hit the rate for the card or you don'texactly, that's a 50/50
>>5313474260.5 was the old JP rate on double banners, but it only happened once and every banner after that was 0.75
TW and KR got the 0.75 rate on their kitasan banner instead of 0.5 so it is assumed global will also get the updated rate
>>531347554We get along with Teio's father Rudolf.
>we are getting the 0.75 rate
WE WON. 10 SATANO DIAMON FOR EVERYONE
>>531347728...doesnt count
>>531347682Why did it only happen once, did nips threaten to revolt?
>>531347465>then flip a coin you either hit the rate for the card or you don't you retarded niggerfaggotYeah, and there's only 1 rate-up besides Kitasan (Satono)
That's a 50/50.
>>531347675The world ends tomorrow or it doesn't, that's a 50/50
>>531346406save them for the kita rerun in 5 months ;)
>>531347648TEIO YOU FUCK WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
>King halo run
>Triple crown ez despite no stam card.
>Absolutely shits her self in the first sprint despite being double circle favorite and loses on every retry.
The fuck?
why people want to inseminate SATANO
>>531347675NTA but that's not how it works. If you have 30K carats you basically own 1 copy of Kitasan black. After 200 pulls you can just choose to get Kitasan black and she's yours. No 50/50 with the other card on the list.
>>531347482but... number would go up?
>>531347648going for unsafe training before first summer is nonsensical unless it's some 4x support god roll training
>>531347648TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO TEIO TEIO
TEIO
TEIO
TEI TEIO!
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HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL. KITASAN JUST GOT HIT
>>531347938She's not fine, bro. You need to up your trainer game.
>>531347983i'll wait for the last minute before the banner goes up before i watch this video, as instructed.
>>531347938you didnt spoil her enough
>>531347675>>531347918Hoyo games will literally flip a coin to decide if you get the rateup or not. Cygames's style is raw gambling. If you had even a room temperature IQ you should be able to understand what people are saying.
>>531347950its the other way around anon
satan o wants you to do that
IS studious ever worth it?
>>531347942where stats? useless post without stats
>>531347938Time to fuck Tazuna again trainer-san...
>>531347938she saw you going into Aoi's room
>>531347426ALLEGEDLY it was listed as 0.5% but it was actually 0.75. But if it's listed as 0.5% in global too then yeah it's just 0.5 get cucked
who's the fucking NIGGER that scheduled all dirt races during summer camp FUCK YOU
why does Vodka make so many cute noises?
>>531347983Sir a second kitasan just hit the luckchads
>>531347983I genuinely hate gachatubers who make endless shitty doombait content which often goes against another shitty video they made like a week prior
absolute leeches
>>531348245why the fuck are you racing during summer camp
>>531347938pay MORE attention to her anon
>>531347950She pinned me down and wouldn't take no for an answer
>>531348151Spark is just a free copy if you pull 200 times. The odds on gacha never change, there is no pity. Idk how else to explain it.
>>531348176ask the metaGODS not us
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.77y3enp6ghei
>>531347938this is why i cuck her with the human girl
>>531347838nips were questioning why they lowered the rate, but everyone whaled anyway
actually surprised they fixed the rate when cygames didn't really get punished for it
Link your best good luck spreading videos
https://www.youtube.com/live/nB4E6uq_tB0
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if this happens tomorrow you'll find me in the newspapers
>>531348337Maybe if you have really shitty training options and need fans/sp on first summer camp
>>531347983>KITASANItโs a video about KITISAN
>>531348513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVBAKqfTVAc
>>531348396I'm not talking about the pity retard I'm talking about whenever you get the SSR 5*6* equivalent. Hoyo games will roll that coin every time if you haven't lost the last one, it will always force that 50/50. Cygames doesn't have a pity or a 50/50. It just has whats there on rateup and you either hit it or you don't instead of being forced into a 50/50 when you hit that rate.
I kind of wish when I clicked on attempt on the special missions tab it highlighted which Umas actually ran those races
>>531348337Someone's gotta pick up those trophies
or he could be trying to aim for a dirt URA
>>531348437>nips are so fucking masochistic even soulless hebrew devs will take pity on them Christ...
>>531348337Off top of my head Urara and Nature have mandatory races during summer
>>531348513https://youtu.be/8khE8gH1ozk?si=ok3HbMMJt1CXmRQm&t=27
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>>531344142getting one copy and saving for Hishi Amazon
>>531348513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9TqNwPHqA
RARE DROP KOI KOI
>>531347938And people ask why anons post so much Teio abuse
>>531348856based
keyed
zased
>>531348692Yeah I know how it works bro. You say 50/50 like its bad but if every random offbanner SSR you got meant the next one was a guaranteed kitasan that would be great....
>>531348406>1200 Speed 1000 Stamina loses to 200 Speed 1200 Stamina
radar alert~
radar alert~
new bread signal detected~
>>531348952>>531348952>>531348952>>531348952
>>531348989I'm not sure the sim agrees but you can test it yourself
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>531348965>It's not the average numbers of Kitasans, but failing the 50/50 4 times out of 5.you don't know how it works that's why everyone called you a fucking retard
>>531348741might be a preemptive measure since cygames has gotten in trouble for lowered rates before
>>531349002there was already a leftover up you stupid nigger
can we please have less than 3 fucking threads up?
>>531349178Im not even that anon, retard. Im just saying 50/50 for off banner would be an improvement
>>531347983Youtube suggested a vid to me yesterday called "Kitasan Black - Managing Expectations".
The mindbreaking this banner is doing to the collective gachasphere is hilarious.
>>531347457>guarantee whatever you wantYeah I love saving up for a year so I can get 5 dupes (makes the character usable) on someone who'll get powercrept in a week and then never rerun
finish this thread off before going to the fresh one
>>531268572>>531268572>>531268572>>531268572
>>531349316jannies aren't doing their job. that thread has been active for well over 18 hours now.
and you need to do the needful, as i have already done so myself
>>531349514fuck off retard
>>531349425big fotm game has a million people raped from previous gacha games about to discover that the BEST SPEED CARD IN THE GAME results in ending up with slightly more speed than an SR
>>531349316thread autism has to be the most pathetic thing on this website
>>531349526>>531349641>jannies dont do their job>"let's keep fucking it up more"
>>531349343>Im just saying 50/50 for off banner would be an improvementYeah sure, but the trade off is that you get 3% rates and not 0.6% (subject to 50/50) from hoyoslop
>>531349827it's a fucked up thing to recycle. it's not our problem if it's hogging up the board and bumping generals off
>>531348513https://youtu.be/QMLo22o89Jc?si=0UjdwOpF9V6_CCq8&t=227
>>531350032it breaks up the thread
literally back to 4 threads now
>>531347964>going for unsafe training before first summer is nonsensical unless it's some 4x support god roll training>6%>15%>unsafewhat a pussy trainer
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