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CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
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>EN ScheduleCurrent Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
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>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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Why are people so excited for this horse, shes just a baby
just said goodbye to my account for possibly the last time...
>>531367563its probably not bad?
Grilled carrots are good and cheese is good
>>531367523s3 sucks and you're a pedophile spamming the same images
>>531367446nice non answer you nigger faggot
>>531367563>cheeseno its cringe
Is Oguri the biggest eater in the franchise? I like characters that eat a lot as a joke, it greatly amuses me.
>>531367552It's the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha
>>531367563its good on broccoli so probably
Kita-san is a loser
Dia-chan is my breadwinner
KIMI NO AIBA GA
DOPYUN DOPYUN NAKADASHI
(help i can't not hear this every time i watch the umapyoi concert)
Thank god I finally got a job
I didn't expect to have to spend, but I'm not against it
>>531367563why would it be bad?
If my pace chaser has a skill to debuff pace chasers will she debuff herself
what exactly should i do to train el condor paso?
>>531367858please stop saying the j word
>>531367475waow hes literally me!
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>Air Groove's side story ends with you putting her shoe back on
>>531367475he looks like he fucks umas
>>531367978put on the mask before you start playing.
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I'm having flashbacks to my time in /bag/ where all I wanted was to talk about the girls and raising them and all the thread could talk about is sex like a bunch of cassette tapes stuck on repeat.
Trainer-san What is a faggot and why did you call him a faggot?
>>531367972yes, she will debuff herself and get boxed
>>531367475>>531367858Thank you for your service in keeping Global alive!
>>531367978the mask stays on
would it make sense to make a pure debuffer hors to use on your pvp team
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531368009Seek employment my jigga
>>531367858I wish I got a better job or at least a sugar mama
>>531368154It's what happens when a global version releases. the dregs of the internet come crawling in and ruin discussion
TL Note: Oguri can polish off ten buckets easily
>tfw you have to train wit day 1 because 3 niggas decided to move in
https://youtu.be/qZWJ22xllZU
BAKUSHIN VERSTAPPEN
>>531368238stadium? No
champions league? Its a good idea
Looking forward to the rest of the thread, now that we all made the worst possible posts that we could, it can only go up from here.
I installed the uncapped FPS mod and its a fucking game changer
everything is so smooth, runs go faster, everything is great
Why the fuck is the vanilla game locked to 30 fps holy fuck, its impossible to go back after this
>>531367356 (OP)Can't wait for her summer version.
>>531368154>SEAtrannies can't do anything but talk about sex>Refuse to talk about the characters or playing the gameThat sounds incredibly accurate, which is why /v/aca has always been better.
>>531368260NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD, GODZIRRA!
>>531368346Biwa my fatass wife...
>>531368147>>531368187i'm serious niggas i lost with her at the last step of her career, had her speed at 604, stamina 508, power 556, guts 316 and wit 576...
>>531368374>kwabstappenfucking zoomers
So if I only get 1 copy of Kitasan I'm bricked...
>>531368585did you not have the mask on?
>>531368651time to send your girls to the glue factory and reroll bwo...
i couldnt get meastro from super creek before the arima ken so oguri lost...
>>531368585Sometimes the game just says that your Uma gets her ass kicked and there's really nothing you can do about it other than do another career
>>531368330My cute WIFE!
>>531368656>buzzword babble>bitches about zoomerironic
>>531368749i'll do you one better, my condor got it and still lost at the arima ken thrice in a row
I LOVE FAT HORSES SO MUCH IT IS UNREAL
>>531368705NO, you still need the other cards your going to get from rolling. You could argue just rerolling your acc if you arent too attached
>>531368453>he thinks I'm done making shitty posts already
>>531368154then talk about the girls?
>mejiro's story is just her trainer being an architect
>>531368921I got a 1LB Super Creek and FM...
>>531368857I HATE THE ARIMA KEN
>>531368879>mayano and teio are roommatesgoober dorm
>very high roll start, easy wins incoming
>get late start and the lowest acceptable rank on first G1 race
whose the youngest and therefore tightest horse I need to pull for?
What are we made out of if we can survive an Uma kicking us in the face, thats a horsegirl
>>531368164*pours coffee on head*
Doing 3x daily runs is starting to burn me out. When do we get auto mode?
>>531368478I thought seaniggers are asleep.
How many people are in clubs that are saying they will kick anyone without at least 2lb kitasan tommorow?
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I think I just spawned Satan lads.
the amount of fat scenes in official umamusume media is suspicious, what is cygames trying to pull
there shall be no talk of kitasan in this thread, this is a satono thread.
Kitasan accounts are gonna cost $10-20 dollars.
Just buy an account, save massive amounts of time from rerolling.
>>531369062The fuck is wrong with you...
Please stop posting rice shower images. She's a bad bad honse and I don't want to start liking her
>>531369227Post more lewds and tits
>>531369061up to you man... just believe in good luck for kb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E
>>531369227You need to have owned at least one sega console in your life to be married into the Satono family.
So, based on what people said, less races, more wit training.
>>531367493>>531368396I need 4x Diachan and 0x Kitasan
Release me from this game
>>531368154>Agnes troon is a "no sex" tumblriteColor me surprised
>>531369257MLB is gonna be a 3 digit account easy
>>531369163summer break, never asleep
>>531369390>less raceshow are you going to afford those skills
>>531369206real horses get bloated
>>531369371What if I loved playing Streets of Rage 2 with my grandma? Multiple times to completion, mind you. Plus I own it and other SEGA classics on Steam. Does that count?
Reminder that if you are not rolling on the kitasan banner, you are a dumb nigger
>b-but that one youtube sai-
Sorry, sorry, he is a retard and so are you
>>531369451There is no point in me having those skills if they don't proc. I can drop standard distance easily, and that's like 2-3 races
>>531369390some extra races doesn't hurt
just be careful with wit, all those skills and she is too dumb to activate them
so if I dont hit at least 3lb kita on 30k+ pulls should I just fucking switch to rerolling?
>ah well I only have 26k, guess I'll spend a little bit of money...
>those prices
What the fuck? I'm not paying hundreds of dollars for this shit. Is this normal?
>>531369265Sorry, I had a slight moment of weakness
>>531367716please answer my question
I'll be honest I don't know how to build late surgers or pacers
>>531369663this your first jap gacha or something?
>>531369630you can uncap her with universal dupes down the line as long as you get one copy
and eventually we'll get rental decks with her for free and you can pay 1000 yen to own the rental cards (which is like six bucks now since the yen is in the toilet)
>>531368879I'm willing to teach her
>>531369718watch the anime retard
>>531369718yes read her irl lore
Reminder that if you are rolling on the kitasan banner, you are a dumb nigger
>b-but that one anon sai-
Sorry, sorry, he is a retard and so are you
>>531369663sadly yes, on the other hand you can always borrow from a whale fren
>>531368453one thing I'll give the chinese I really like their meme panda face images
Should I even bother rolling? I probably won't get any copies I only have 19k carats.
>>5313696302 Kitas is all you need. You can max it out with another 2 copies in coming events.
>>531369819I am rolling for the Kitasan banner. Because I love Kitasan.
>>531369663Don't you have a job anon? Why is everyone in the /uma/ poorfags?
>>531369819Are nicotine pouches good
>>531369630Just bum a FLB Kitasan. Christ, there was the whale the other day that posted his 200K paid carats that he said he was going to use to get her.
You just need a single copy for yourself you can uncap as time goes on.
>>531369739>late surgersmore power than speed but keep both high
>pacersmore speed than power but keep both high
both also need wits to navigate
How many umadacchis here bought grass for their horses?
This girl has ruined too many of my races and I demand compensation.
>>531369938But how do you manage to meet the demand of stamina while juggling wits?
>>531369924>Why is everyone in the /uma/ poorfags?You're on 4chan
>>531369707You're forgiven, this ONE time...
>>531369808Yaaaaaaaaaay!
>>531369819Urara would never say a slur you fucking faggot.
>>531369774with hugs, right?
You wouldn't do that, would you? Reroll and just erase all of those lovely memories you made with your horse girls?
>>531369924Only poor people brag with being able to buy shit in video games. People with a normal or high income have plenty of others things they could spend money on so they have an easier understanding of what kind of price is justified.
>>531370043with good stamina parents
how would whales react to a leaderboard for f2p only?
>>531369774why is her panty not put on properly
hey umachan, thinking of taking my trainer out for dinner for working so hard for me
he even does training planning all night at his place with other trainers and even tazuna-san just for me
how should I approach this?
>>531370043high stamina sparks plus Creek usually gives you enough even with minimal training
>>531369607I'm saving for Super Creek banner in a month.
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Ok but are we ready for when it happens?
Is there a way to re do the tutorial without a new account? I gave up like an hour into it when it first came out then continued last night so I didn't retain any info from the first part of the tut and when it finally let me play the game I have 0 idea what's going on
>>531370119they wouldnt even notice
I sure do love umamusume and in no way shape or form am unhappy with the current uneven powerbalance between umamusume and their trainers.
I made 30k for Kitasan banner. Then Iโm pulling for horses because I only have, like. Eight
How many hours until Kitasan?
>>531370115Naruhodo...
>>531370141Thanks for the advice anons *smooooooooooooooch*
>>531369931If I don't get a single copy during the banner I'm bricked? Or does the card roll over to later banners?
What is the magic source of Uma Musa? Why is it doing so good compared to most other gachas?
>>531369718yeah she gets most of the jokes, hishi miracle is also a fat lazy bum who hates training and won 3 G1s though
STOP TELLING ME TO REROLL
>>531370012Grass Wonder is still alive and older than Haru yet nobody talks about buying him any grass
>>531370173The tutorial for this game is genuinely useless. One of the worst tutorials I've ever seen. You didn't miss anything, trust me.
>>531370042That was her plan...
>>531370158Hopefully it happens before Kita goes away. We might get an event or some free carats.
>>531370292BECUASE GRASS WONDER SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>531370251the gameplay scratches an itch that hasn't been capitalized on in the west since the monster rancher days
>>531370101Spoken like someone who has no disposable income...
>>53137022824 and 20 minutes
>>531369663just buy daily carrots pack and call it a day
>>531369308Entry-level police officer
>>531370251Because the characters have more appeal to them than just making my dick hard and the gameplay is slightly more than pressing auto
>>531369924I'm against paying for gacha on general principle unless it's manhattan cafe, Vivlos and almond eye, they deserve my hard earned money
How am I supposed to find time to do races if I'm busy training and resting and resting and training
>>531370251Other gachas are essentially what the daily races are, but the career mode having and overarching decision tree and RNG makes it more fun and interactive than
>pick highest level missions you can do>beat it in 1 shot >get rewards>go until end of stamina>collect rewards>roll gacha till you're out>log off
reminder that Gentildonna is the one true milf mommy of uma mesume. the literal matriarch uma, everyone respects her as holy milf symbol.
super creek compared to her is a wanna be cosplayer.
>>531370292Point me to where I can do it
>>531370292sorry what? spend more money on Nice Nature?
>>531370251It's an actually good video game and the VN elements are not only better written than in most gachas (despite being trivial) but they can also comfortably be skipped without turning the game into a checklist.
>>531370472Sounds like your resting too much
>>531370478Super creek is an actually mommy, Gentildonna is just a pornified parody.
>>531370478Need more convincing
>>531370292grass wonder currently has more donations than urara
>>531369663How do you think people end up spending thousands on gachas?
>>531370478gentildonna and orfevre hatesex
>>531370423Replied like a real third worlder (mutt) that brags about the latest crapple device he bought with his life insurance and 4th mortgage
>t. owns a 4k PC
>>531370478Too much of a gorilla woman to be a mommy.
And that's a good thing.
>>531370478Super Creek is the mom you love
Gentildonna is the fat tit slut you crater into bed and cum inside but then leave on read until you want to fuck again
>>531370478gentildonna isn't a mommy she's a muscular freak
mommies must be soft and welcoming not a bunch of rock hard muscles
>>531370445paid carats are worth triple than free carats THO
>>531370451I'll see you on the news soon
>>531370292I'm sure he has enough grass already, it's in is fucking name
>>531370478That's a gorilla
>24 hours remain and the f2poors are already having melties
>>531368792I NEED to grab McQueenโs pudgy tummy
>>531370451>monkey wranglerMy condolences if you are American.
>>531370445What exactly is the point of paid carats? Just to roll on the one-time banners and then they become identical to normal carats?
>>531370317How do I play this game I'm so confused
I want to cuddle with Suzuka
>>531370478Don't care or gonna read of that, but I'll say that Luna is my wife, but I'd also love to fuck the shit out of the gorilla, like any STRAIGHT person would.
It is kinda funny that the gorilla onna of horse is called gentildonna
>>531370761Daily rolls on any banner for 50 carats
When are we getting underground betting on room races for cash
>>531370761you spend paid carats on paid only banners like guaranteed 3* banners
Today is the day I get a 3* spark
>>531370853you guys would need money or a job first
>>531370478>not even Gorushi wanted to tap thatyeah, no
How long until Kitty san, bwos...?
>>531370281>>531370441Back to doing more King Halo runs for the day then.
>>531370589Are you 16? Who the fuck brags about owning a $4,000 computer. You must have more in your life by now.. right anon?
>>531370085only south east asians would do that
>>531370774She's too flat and you'll hurt yourself
>>531370242Leave my daughterwife Satono alone
>>531370762Watch a cute vtuber or northernlion. It's much simpler to see than explain
>>531370451your opinion on police horses?
>>531370478sorry i meant to say mejiro ramonu, it was a typo
>>531370823she's gonna fuck the shit out of you instead
amazon position
>>531370945a smile to murder for
Most of you will not be here when she releases, but for those that do you're in for a treat.
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>>531370837more like gorillonna heh heheh SNORT
>>531370915Golshi was afraid of her because she was the first lady he met who was an actual upstanding (gorilla) milf with character and strength and not some submissive pussy.
What a cute, gentle and kind child, I sure hope she doesn't grow up into a spoiled, possessive and domineering Uma who will press you into her family lineage if you relax for a single moment around her haha!
Super creek inappropriately touched me
So is Tazuna actually a hors?
>>531370945My canon husband
>>531371021>Too flatThat means I can do wrestling moves on her
Which horse looks cool but is actually a dork? Symboli Rudolf?
>people so bored they're bragging about how money they do or don't spend on gacha
jeesus
>>531370945why is teio sniffing the trainer?
What are anons going to do about their stamina issue once their friend slot is permalocked Kitasan?
>>531371172Don't be silly. If she was a horse, where are her horse ears? Horse tail?
You're rolling for Kitasan. I'm rolling for Satano Diamond. We are not the same.
>>531371158What an oddly specific hypothetical
>>531371216>t. poorfaglmao
>>531371093he was like
>heh, I'm crazy>I take it back this bitch is actually crazy!!
>>531371258just mlb super creek? lol
>>531371197Rudolf isn't really a dork. She has her corny dad jokes but otherwise she is very confident in everything she does.
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>>531370423show me your purchase history then
>>531371216just say you bricked your account like a retard and move on
>>531370915Gentildonna was too much of a hag for him anon, goldshi like his mares YOUNG
>>531371059>/fitlit/ statsbased
>>531371216Thats like the main point of gachas... The whales shitting on the poorfags.
>>531371196being flat is her only good part
i woul massage her legs after she finishes career mode and rests
tfw will spend 30k carots and only get 1 copy
>>531368585idk anon it just works
and this is after me kinda giving up on her career win after multiple failed single digit % trainings and bad conditions so i was racing more than training to get award money for rolling
>friend finally switched back to his lvl 45 creek
Thank God.
>>531371059I survived 4 years of wait for global, I can do a couple more for her
>>531371216Not having any events going on is a recipe for disaster
>>531371172stop asking questions
>>531371258Yeah can't wait to stomp people that build their longs with friend kitasan and didn't reroll for special creek lololol
>>531371258Cafe (SR), Mcqueen, and Hayahide are free
>>531369663Western liveservice relies on people making small purchases here and there for shit like battlepasses or skins they like. Japanese Gacha relies on whales spending thousands of dollars to max every card the day it releases.
Unless you're able to spend a few thousand dollars you should never spend money on gachas. The progression you get for even $100 purchases is garbage
WHY ARE CARATS SO EXPENSIVE, WHAT THE FUCK?
>>531371172I'm gonna put a baby in her and see if it comes out an Uma
>>531371531Why are you even trying to spend money?
>>531371469The director really is a horse though: https://umamusu.wiki/IRL:Northern_Taste
Is Kitasan Black good for you
>>531371364I will never not laugh at this image or video. Fucker was excited as fuck to fuck.
>>531371483t. ningen 3 hours before losing to an uma
>>531371612NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT EAT THE CAT NOOOOO
I want to join a semi-competitive club. I'm willing to do 20-30 mil fans per month because I like this game.
218749305083
>>531371350I dont play other gachas or mobile games this was all for Uma.
Then add another 300 tommrow for the new banner.
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>>531370251It's a real game, AND. a roguelike, which are peaking in popularity. Also, strong personalities on the girls after years and years of painfully bland hoyoslop.
>>531371531>7 bucks a month is expensivebro? Even hobos make more in an hour
>>531370478I am actually low key mad that the actual good peak horse designs come out in like half a year at least.
(yeah yeah i know your waifu right now or whatever but its a known fact Cygames started a proper design cycle and realize what they are doing only like a year into the game. before that they were just kinda going through the motions.)
>>531371258>stamina issueI've been using my own LB0 GooGoo this whole time. Maestro pops up 90% of the time.
We did all reroll for SC and FM for a reason. To be prepared for Kitachan
>>531371401disagree, majority of whales I know are extremely chill, it's dolphins that have superiority complex
>>531371664that shitty game came out like 15 years ago and nobody made something newer or better yet
is the 3D H-Game genre so fucking dead?
>>531371664man I should install aa2 again for the nostalgia...
what has it been like 15 years since it released?
>>531371158Why are they like this?
>>531370680Perhaps, though I like to think I'm the sort of person who'd go off on a power trip for no reason
>>531370760I'm thankfully not American
>>531371041I like them, though not enough to want to join that department. Fenomeno does look cool.
>>531371719>I've been using my own LB0 GooGoo this whole time. Maestro pops up 90% of the time. I fucking wish. I didn't keep track but I'd say it's less than 50% for me.
https://x.com/mikuneki/status/1945121173823541309
someone make this into a webm please, i'm too retarded and/or lazy to.
>>531371646I'd only lose to them in a race.
>>531371258Were we supposed to be borrowing Creek? I've been borrowing Sweep
>>531371876you could've made it yourself in the time you posted it some hours ago you lazy schmuck
end yourself
>is named rice shower
>likes to eat bread
who the fuck writes this shit?
Why is the monthly pass 7 instead of 5 like every other game? Also yen is dogshit so why are they charging more than the chinks/gooks?
>>531371719same i usually get it super early and im not sure if i should buy it because its so expensive
>>531370541whats the trick? i only rest when i have >20% failure chance
>>531371680>Also, strong personalities on the girls after years and years of painfully bland hoyoslop.Fuck, this. I'm so sick of the nothing characters that appeal to the lowesr common denominator and never show up again in the story past their banner. Fuck Genshin with all my heart.
>>531370945I do very much like Prez
Best Emperor Iโve ever had. But she rolled a 1 star Wit sparkโฆ
>>531371876im gonna say it: ive grown to kinda dislike this artist.
they only know how to draw their one OC girl with black eyeliner and every other character they try drawing (including not OC stuff) is literally her in cosplay. hardcore same face syndrome.
>>531371661You can sort in the search bar by ranking to find a high rank club
>>531371970gib webm, you cuck
>>531371868If you get 400 Stam and 400 Wit when the event happens then your odds of getting Maestro instead of just Corner Recovery are way higher.
Same with Speed Star from FM, but Speed/Wit
>>531372103run more g1 races
try to plan it so that the G1 races you take are when you are low on energy anyway
so why doesnt this game have Unite and Fight like Granblue?
>>531371258Why is Super Creek still meta?
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>start career
>click recreation turn 1
>don't get karaoke
>exit career, delete data
>>531372070what I would pay for an SS uniform skin for her...
Saving for kitasan only to get 0/1LB is like doing no nut November and then having the most pathetic dribbly cum when December rolls arpund.
>>531372294that's outdated, she isn't
>>531372143I don't know how to search for then when I'm not in a club. I don't see a way to bring up the rankings list. I've tried clicking every player on the pvp rankings, but they're all full or invite only.
>>531372049>and never show up again in the story past their banner>mikawa festival>film festival>anecdotes
>>531367517You were asking for it
>>531371850>infertileno way fag
>>531372137That's just his fetish
>>531372049i think its more a matter of structure
getting to stay with a girl of your choosing for a whole run instead of the regular main story structure
>>531370945Do horses even have a good sense of smell?
I thought they are all about hearing and seeing
>>531372463>genshin trannyshut up
>>531372389we call that ruined orgasm and its based.
so im going to waste 400 rolls on kitasan, not get a single one and then not use my sparks.
>>531372275Do G1 races affect stat sparks too?
>>531372389It's only been like 2 weeks, anon.
How long is reroll process?
>>531372294it isn't but it's a solid card and an easy way to get maestro if you want it
>>531372389I once edged for the entirety of november and sprayed my wall when december rolled around. It was disgusting and ruined the paint a little but hopefully that load translates to MLB kitasan
>>531372625Extremely quick. Like 3 minutes per attempt.
>>531372539>just let me spread misinfo no
>>531372545nyo, but it hurts to see a good run be stuck on a B when it could be a B+ or an A
>>531372625Like a minute or something.
Open, Skip tut, claim mail, banners, roll, skip, return to title, delete, reroll
>>531370251I think people are sleeping way too much on menu based game, even outside the mobile sphere. Just because you don't have to make unnecessary 756 hit air combo doesn't mean it's bad.
>>531371258>once their friend slot is permalocked KitasanJust train stamina instead? You're going to get back to back to back to back... speed rainbows so surely you can hit stamina.
>>531372459Iirc its near the bottom right, there's like a filter for clubs
There's one for the style of play, there's one for number of members and there's one where you can have it show you clubs in the top 2000, 1000 and 500
>>531372603I need her... NOW
>>531372286KMR is concerned about the health of its players
>>531372710What happens if I take off her hat?
>>531372463>Shit they added because people have been complaining about the aforementioned issue for 5 yearsIt's still not enough. Characters showing up again is baked into Uma, and honestly even most other gachas. Even ones that are super chapter-specific like FGO manage to give each character more screentime than Hoyoslop.
>>531372589damn it's been a long while since I last saw my man OKD
>>531372625Took me under 12 hours to get super creek and fine motion week 1
>>531372482If something like that mattered, 2/3rds of the umas would be umamusuko and not umamusume.
>>531371258I have Seiun Sky as a cope but losing lvl 50 creek support is definitely gonna sting
>>531372137you can't just go around saying that they all look the same, bro.
>>531372758>>531372665Can it be done on steam version?
>>531372710Eat your vegetables you midget
>>531372603I will fertilize this hag
can someone link that one JP site that had a scientific ranking of the cup sizes of all the umas. thanks.
>>531372389so trve! you should instead roll for... uhh... well...
>>531372710Big witch hats are my weakness. I will open my wallet for this horse.
Teio being upset that her dear Prez smells like her trainer's used cum rag.
>>531372828It takes like 15-30 minutes now with the 2 guarantee SSR tickets and 70 pulls
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OFFICIALLY 24 HOURS UNTIL THE KITAPOCALYPSE! I REPEAT! 24 HOURS REMAIN! REMAIN CALM! DO NOT PANIC! REMAIN INDOORS! DO NOT ANSWER YOUR DOOR IF YOU HEAR KNOCKING! YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER!
Is this a sign from the horse gods that Ill get MLB Kitasan?
>>531372314that's suboptimal tho.
you have to at least waste energy one time and click recreation IF there isn't a 3 or more friendship training.
>>531372810I kind of miss the /drag/ days, despite all the schizos. This uma general is tame in comparison
>>531372534Not being a harem also helps. The relationship becomes more personal rather than the girl just being another cocksleeve in the garage.
>>531372727This but with Teio
The accupuncturist needs to FUCK OFF
>>531372710>cant jerk off your trainer with in secondsngmi
>didn't even add the new vocals for characters that are already in the game at this point like Oguri or Marzensky
Convince me that global wasn't a throwaway release.
>>531373080Ah, so this is who Dober learned her ways from. Makes sense.
Newfag here, I just started playing last week and have like 15k carats. What should I be spending them on?
>failed a 8%, then a 10%
>try to just recover some energy to take advantage of summer vacation
>NIGHT OWL
Wow, just fuck me sideways, game...
>>531373056you're going to get MCQUEEN'd
looking to join a /vg/ club. i have around 25m fans
283388675274
>>531373094Bully Teio sexually
>>531373175Spend them on the Mejiro Palmer scout support card banner! She is a powerful support unit, go for it!
These hags need to stop wearing school uniforms and dress their age.
>>531373152What is the point of your post? Are you trying to create actual discussion or are you just filling the thread with mindless bitching?
>>531373119She needs to suck off before my junior debut, you mean
>>531373028how could she know the smell?
>>531371787the problem is that the modern releases in the genre are ultra scummy cash grabs and often go out of their way to try and fuck over modders or try DRM bullshit, which is why people are still using Honey Select 2 and Koikatsu and even AA2 since nothing in the last 5 years has been worth it.
>>531373028Why does teio know what that smells like
That king halo legend race can't come soon enough. I need a 3rd sprinter.
Reminder that cows do not belong on the racetrack.
>>53137309310000% this. So fuckin sick of harems, it's not fun, and if you DO find a girl you like, you can't spend enough time with her.
>>531370478Sure but it will take at least 2 years for us to get Gentildonna.
>>531373043Will the 2 guaranteed SSR tickets and 70 pulls last until the end of Kitasan's banner?
>>531373175just save for umas you like or a copy of the kita black
>>531373056No it means McQueen is approaching your location
Fast
Mejiro Dober and Sweep Tosho are the biggest WHORES in the uma universe btw
>hot spring ticket with Teio
we gaming now
>>531373291No "actual discussion" can exist in these threads.
>>531373067She can just ask MR. C.B.
>>531373254>marrying duramente and kitasan's sloppy seconds
How the fuck does aging work in the Uma Musume universe?
Do they all get growth spurts like Saiyans then stay there? When does a horse actually graduate?
I'm a loyal lab assistant
This is a question of upmost importance Who's the cutest uma
I thought you couldn't reroll on steam
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bricked
>>531371876I slept with your wife
>>531373614Don't think too hard about it.
It's like the Simpsons.
>>531373090it's funny how nyo posting is still alive to this day despite dragalia being long gone
>>531373093eh, i dont know
each girl only has a single career worth of story so you need to like multiple uma's to like the game
its not that different from a harem
Should I build Teio for pace or late, if I want to make the ult consistent?
>>531373649literally everyone here said you could
>>531373093I mean it's still a harem once you're building teams, even the anime has spica-man mobbed by his umas
>>531372891yea
If you want to go real big brain, use SikuliX to automate the reroll
I used this back at launch. If it doesn't work then mod it a bit. It went from the EULA screen to the pull results screen. Manually return to title and delete, then click once for the EULA popup and restart the script.
https://files.catbox.moe/xxg7wj.7z
I find Agnes posters to become the most obnoxious fags in the thread.
>>531373683I wish my physiology was like that so I can enjoy playing video games for eternityโฆ
>>531373498There is plenty but it's overshadowed by retards like you who are just farming (you)s.
>>531373330Mama Creek can go wherever she pleases
>>531373152does the jp version have more singers on old songs?
Do we get another trainee tomorrow?
i have 31,500 carats so i want to roll for more girls right now. Want to know if there is a girl coming next week and if she is cute enough to wait or just roll the Hide banner.
>>531373883why are grandma, grandpa and my annoying little cousin that eats glue at the beach
>>531373885This but gold ship
>>531373943teio rojo and mcqueen blanco
(they are both bad)
>>531373796>AgnesI find fag tourists such as yourself the most obnoxious.
>hover over resting
>game crashes
>get sleep deprived and night owl that just refuses to go away
Fuck you game for bricking my run
>>531373885Fuck you, uh reddit Oguri.
>doubling down on low quality posts
>>531373175wait a day then roll for kitachan's card
>>531373614>When does a horse actually graduate?When they finally pass enough classes.
However, hors is dumb...
>pc too hot if I turn off AC
>feet too cold if I turn on AC
>>531373796Nobody care about tourist opinions
>>531374008really? so Biwa would be better?
>>531374112Put on some socks.
>>531374164Stole too much of /uma/'s semen.
>>531374164newfags don't know who this is
>>531374179I find Biwa sexier, which is the only metric that matters to me
>>531373614>Do they all get growth spurts like SaiyansThat is literally the general idea the community agrees on, yes.
dia went from loli to wife overnight
>>531374190I hate socks tho
(You)'ll be needing this in 24 hours.
These hags need to hurry get and get married then pregnant
>>531374390Why am I at DQ?
how would you spend these?
>>531374457buying ice cream after getting a MLB kitasan
>OH! MY! GOD! GOLD SHIP IS SO FUNNY AND DERANGED! DID YOU READ ABOUT RICE SHOWER AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?OGURI CAP SURE EATS SO MUCH HECKIN FOOD! CAP AS IN PEAK! DID YOU KNOW THAT TAZUNA AND THE DIRECTOR AREโ HARU URARA HAS SO MUCH FOOD NOW, WELL DONE REDDIT!
I will do exactly 1x 10 pull on kita banner and save my karats for mayano sex gun
>>531374580okay thanks for your thought
Been playing for a few days casually now and gotten a few wins in the career, with this being the latest but I'm still lost on some things.
Like what cards to pick. It's hard to figure out what are the good stats on cards just by feel. I've been mostly been spreading them evenly but should you focus more on one single stat or something?
>>531374568reddit game...
>thought event starts today
Man, I'm so retarded.
>>531373093I thought there was only one Trainer at school but it turns out each uma has their own Trainer, (you) play from their POV, so it's like a VN that has many routes
Who's the absolute chad on the dev team that made sure all the youngest umas got wedding units?
holy shit im so fucking sick of reddit tachyon and suzuka posting. yes we get it you love babies first garbage waifu (tachyon), and some flat bitch of who there exists billions.
the same goes for the boring ass bitches that got a hardon for some literal who bitch they saw in the movie because they saw it with /vg/
Passer is pretty fun, since she can run 3 strategies you can just put her into whichever group has the least competition. I want to breed one with A rank End and Long proficiencies next.
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it's over for me, bros
I believe in (You) Anon, get that MLB Kitasan!
Using Oguri's noisy tummy as a pillow...
>>531374710if you arent baiting save 30k of them for the kitasan black banner tomorrow
as long as you roll 1 copy of kitasan black you can shard the 2nd once you spend 30k on the banner
apparently its the only must pull in this game
>>531374741When in doubt, more stamina cutie
>>531373646Matikane tannhauser
me when I win URA with Tachyon: we did it Reddit!
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>>531374905Meish wouldn't be that mean, bwo...
>1.5k short of 30k carats
a crumb of carats please...
>>531374979As you command, director. but I'll be using THAT.
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whats wrong with this girl
why is she losing on great mood+proficiency, and winning on awful+late start
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If you like a horse I don't like, you literally revoked your human rights.
>>531374905Bro, just wait. Things will change once more horses are added
>>531375014who the FUCK is Matikane Tannhauser
I only know Mambo
>>531374179biwa is also kinda bad so just judge with your dick
>>531374905Why is she garbage? Look at her lil smile :)
if my uma is a pace chaser and I take the pace chaser debuff skill it only debuffs the other chasers, right? that would be the common sense answer but sometimes this game inflicts nonsense upon you
>>531375047the banner lasts two weeks
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>>531374881link to the video, so I can make a proper screenshot?
>>531374543I am so cool..
It was great playing boys, EOS announcement in a couple minutes
>>5313745141-4 10 rolls for horses until i got an 3* then blast the rest on a kita spark
>>531374905i dont know anon
maybe you should just get over yourself?
>>531375147I'm genuinely curious to see what your brains would look like after an uma curb stomps you
>>531375047I just got 750 carats from opening an archive
If I have super creek and fine motion, should I only drop like 100 rolls into kita and if I dont get her just use her in friend slot?
I haven't rolled on this account at all waiting for kita but I dont want to waste all my rolls on that banner either
>>531375183>if my uma is a pace chaser and I take the pace chaser debuff skill it only debuffs the other chasers, right?Yessir
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WHAT IS THIS BITCHS FUCKING PROBLEM WHY DOES HER FUCKING MOOD GO DOWN EVERY 3 FUCKING TURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I AM RIPPING OUT MY HAIR
>>531375251umm... sweaty, the EoS announcement comes minutes AFTER the kita banner closes.
>>531375352you're gonna have to roll for cards eventually. the kita banner is literally the best time to do it. just blast em all
>>531375203Ma. Ti. Ka. Ne. Tannhรคuser.
How about we talk about the story
Which uma story you like the most?
Why are you guys responding to bait and low quality posts? Do you want these threads to become insufferable?
i dont get how i won Oguri Cup's career first try but now each subsequent time i keep jobbing at the arima ken...
>>531375274uh, I don't have a brain though.
>There was a connection error
It's over...
Westerners love reddit archetypes like Goldshi, Tachyon and Super Creek while the Japanese love cute girls like Rice Shower, Suzuka and Teio. This games has a little something for everybody.
whats the difference tween dirt and turf courses irl? I never see horses run on a grass or artificial surface
>>531375227From the official YouTube channel
Tama:
https://youtube.com/shorts/glAJzEtRCms?si=dWRfloQEJCA5YPP-
Win ticket:
https://youtube.com/shorts/zEBNp01icDA?si=3tTasSPgNCLj36lw
>>531375345>mother daughter image>daughter is just a 1 to 1 copy but small hate this trope
would be more fun to see golshi with a son (that she can't control because he's acting just like her and its driving her insane)
>>531375352I'd either mentally commit to the full 200 unless you luck shit several copies or wait for a different opportunity to roll.
>>531375501Can't decide between Tama, Turbo and Mayano.
>>531375464Yeah but I still want to save for umas eventually
Thats why i thought 100 rolls for kita should be enough to get a good deck even if I dont get one copy of her
Or will the game be so generous after kita somehow to be able to rolls umas by halloween or something
>>531375501Opera's rise from nothing to declaring war on the previous generation and making herself public enemy #1, to pulling Doto up to her level and dominating as the top 2 so hard it inspires the next generation, was great. Opera makes every scene she's in pure gold.
>>531375352400 rolls or nothing
door to a new era is the epitome of the "you got good writing? no, we got hype moments and aura" meme
>>531375617It's because of your weak recessive ningen genes
>>531375501As of right now i like Air Grooves
But Bourbon and Nice Natures are also pretty good
How many carats does story give
>>531375617the tiny copy of her clothes is annoying. But its nice if the mother still wears something from her old uniform or something that is a refence to her ending.
>>531375781>>531375856might as well just delete accounts now and reroll tomorrow
I'm not looking forward to tomorrow being nothing but people posting their kitasan blacks, shitposting about getting or not getting kitasan black, or asking if they should reroll.
I remember time ago someone posted a chart with all the Umas measures, can someone post it again? I want to see who has the biggest butt
third fucking time i attempt career mode with el condor caga and she LOST at the arima kinen
literally won everything except that THIS PERUVIAN HORSE SUCKS ASS
>>531375501I keep forgetting to do their stories. I'm gonna check out Vodka, Tachyon and Grass.
should I reroll for kitasan bros
>>531374905Based everyone that isn't a faggot only loves Oguri Cap no cap.
got this one in the bag bros, feeling good about tomorrow
>>531375619Wait, how? Don't you only get 3 attempts at it?
You DO lick all of your umawives sweaty feet after their races don't you anon? Its a trainer-husband's duty.
>>531375935it's an once in a lifetime event
ease up a bit
>>531375849>The custom crying effectGonna be real, I prefer how it looks in-game.
>>531376019there's bonus cuties hidden below
>>531374881Yeah the trainers arent all the same person but (you) are all the trainers nonetheless
>>531374741oh my god your deck is horrible. post support card list
stop requesting blue and red shoes niggers
>>531375925Im guessing I just keep going for speed then?
>>531375935Everyone that is rerolling won't be here in a week anyway.
Just take it easy tomorrow, Teio bro. No point getting upset about a /vg/ gacha thread filled to the brim with South East Asians.
my 7* stam best girl has been bred like crazy
not by me
by a bunch of random people
feels weird man
>>531375619Hand them over.
>>531376154sure
>requests pink shoes
>>531374905cope & sneethe
>>531374905you can't pretend tachyon is only popular with reddit when she's been one of the top horses in japan for years too, except that goes against your narrative if JP also likes the gap moe mad scientist so you ignore it
Let's say for one reason or another you became a Uma and had to run races. Which female trainers would you like to be trained by?
Do they call Tannhauser mambo because they don't know how to spell her name?
>>531376156you'll want around 500 stam even for sprinters in the end
>>531376180You faggots been saying this since day fucking one, and yet the thread is still quite active and filled with globalpups, not to mention all the e-celeb trash.
>>531375935The hide button is great. Just ignore them and they'll leave.
>>531369865Literally never roll on anything unless you have 30k.
Is it heaven or hell to get stuck between Suzuka and McQueen
>>531374905>false flagging doto poster giving doto a bad name
finally I got the onsen ticket, I better win the UMA finals
Can someone please set me straight about a few things?
I hear getting Triple Crowns (and such achievements) gives stats? And fans contribute to rating in some way? I've only heard these things referred to in a very vague way. Is there like an actual table of concrete values?
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Breath of fresh air or speedstar for final?
>>531375531Don't worry, after tomorrow everyone will get culled and it'll become way comfier.
>have an excellent career with vodka
>get utterly unusable fucking garbage sparks
trying to get good sparks is actual cock & ball torture
>24 hours until babby's first gacha experience
>>531374582isn't she out already?
>>531376356so I will just never get any cards, great plan bozo
>>531376287>female trainersif Kiryuin is anything to go by then none of them
if i had to have one then i hope some random ass male trainer comes by and fixes her fuckups
>wondering why the thread was dead
>I was the one in the dead thread
Anyway how the FUCK do sparks work?
If I focus on Stamina does it increase my chance of getting 1/2/3* stamina sparks?
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>>531376329yet my club already booted 15 dead people in the two weeks, half of its initial roster
>>531375183and in team races would it affect teammates?
>>531375710there are no must pull donkeys other than your favourite girl. there are must pull cards. blow it all now. save up for donkeys later. you have plenty of time if you plan to play this game longer. having a good deck will make you play longer. my advice? allow yourself a 10 pull for every new donkey banner. pool those pulls for the next donkey banner if you want to skip. with this method then you have 30 donkey pulls at this point of the game.
>connection error
apoligems where
>>531376309It's the matikane part that's filtering them
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Bwos I need advice... Which Teio is better for pvp?
>>531375951They all have no ass though. It's a nip game
>>531373887They added new vocals to old songs at times, and then there are some new characters that have them as well.
But there also have been characters released that have no vocals except for Make Debut and Umapyoi.
>>531376154But I need blue shoes
>>531368792She's just preggo, sometimes it happens after hot spring trip
>>531376564Is it a straggler club, or one of the original 3? Otherwise that means jack and shit.
>>531376531https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#sparks
>>531376287Trainer Fumino
>>531375935It's insane how redditfags are acting like not having this card metaphorically locks you out of PvP and other game content, when there's also other good SRs in the upcoming deck.
>>531376202ยกsolo otra razรณn por la que el cรณndor pasa es el nรบmero uno!
>>531376420the world may never know
What's the chance of getting mlb kitasan in 200 pulls?
>>531376531first the game rolls which stat you get, so 20% chance for stamina
600+ of a stat you get a 6% chance for 3 stars
1100+ of a stat it increases to 10%
ok but should I reroll for Kitasan or not
>>531376674Neither has enough stamina, but left is lacking less
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>>531376476There are more than enough carats available from achievements and gibs to get your first 30k to roll for supports.
If you've wasted these one-time carats already, you've bricked your account.
>>531376865reject the kitasan meta
roll for waifus instead
>>531376801Speed training is overpowered so I can kinda get it. She's like the inverse of Super Creek who debuffs you by always sitting on your Stamina training.
Im feeling good about this one
>>531376854That's the good stuff.
tachyon deez nuts on your face lol
I don't dislike Tachyon but I don't care for her either
>>531370494Neicha is already dead anon, you have to let him go
>>531375737I thought she was a faggot for spooking my Biwa rolls, but after doing her campaign I think she's a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.
>>531376646>>531374963steam is down, just wait like 20 minutes or use your phone
>>531377116I did that to her.
>>531376669I hate Matikane
Machikane is better
Any info on the upcoming event?
>>531376773>not a real scotsmanWhit if ah just clatter ye right oan the neb, ya daft wee eejit? Whit wuid ye dae then, eh? Gonna greet? Gonna pish yersel? Maybe even shite yer breeks? Ye just a wee internet bawbag, ain't ye?
>>531376791Oh is this the trainer badge?
Wonder if you are supposed to wear it on your collar or if i could use it as a tie pin...
>>531370451Please don't be a miserable cunt like 90% of the cops I see. Saw 2 hard grilling an old lady the other day just because of a welfare check.
>>531373093(You) still have a harem in the main story
>>531377241Damn fine horse
>>531376791Bro I fucking WISH
Is gold ship even fuckable? She's just going to keep playing pranks and doing weird shit that you'll probably never make it inside.
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>>531376904Hows the carat income post Kitasan banners, whats the average monthly for a non spender
>>531376801>It's insane how redditfags are acting like not having this card metaphorically locks youBut it does
>>531377279>average american male vs average european female
>>531377365she just tricks you into fucking her in the butt instead of the pussy
>>531373614they're like elves, canonically
>>531376904Or I just pull a bunch of good SRs on my 15k budget.
>>531377365That's just because I lack the necessary Power to cum inside her.
what drug to put myself to sleep for 24 hours?
>>531376454>baby's first real gacha experience
>>531376686Taiki and Super Creek both have 90+ waist measurements (perfect hourglass figure is 90-60-90)
Symboli Kris is slightly smaller at 88 but she's tall and has good thighs to make up for it
>>531377241>not a real scotfeck is this cunts problem?
>>531373887Depends on the song.
Make Debut and Umapyoi has everyone in it
is every /uma/ club full?
I dont think it makes sense to drop an account and reroll again. Wouldn't it be better to max out my SR cards?
It seems her superiority has caused some controversy.
>got a day off
>no kitasan today
fuck
>>531377365She got me with the broken condom and leglock prank.
Why did they make the horse game so complicated and intricate
Wait that last race for urara is rigged i couldn't alarm it
>>531377365She'll let you if she's in the mood. Most of the time she'll be going inside you.
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>>531373775Golshi looks like a pikmin
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go to archive>>trainer notes and pet doto rn!!!
>>531377663Use that sick time for tomorrow
WTF ISNT KITASAN TODAY?
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE
imgaine rerolling for hours to get supercreek and fine motion at launc then doing it AGAIN less then a month later lmao
stop making me lust for umas
>>531377618You're not guaranteed to max out your SR
I don't even have one sweep tosho so I know I'm probably rerolling unless I hit enough Kitasan
Predict how badly playerbase will dip after Kitasan. Here's mine:
>50% chance of rolling 2
>20% chance of rolling 1 or less
Since a lot of people will be short of 30k, many will drop the game if they only get 1 or 2 copies I predict a plummet of 40%
>>531377657>flat board holding up another flat board
>>531377657Some people can't seem to accept that flat is better.
>>531377607Yes. My 8mil fans ass is sitting in your rank 12 dream /uma/ club. Jealous? All I need to do is log in every 2 days to avoid sachou from removing me. LOL!
>>531377795Playerbase won't drop at all outside of 4chan and maybe reddit.
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>>531376420https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>>531377739delayed by 2 weeks. Come back in 2 weeks if you wanna roll.
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nearest glue factory near me
>>531377671Hahaha, classic Golshi.
>>531377795Why would they drop with just 2 copies, its the perfect position to be in for average luck players
>>531377816Incorrect, she is great in spite of being flat.
Ready for the negative review bombs tomorrow
>>531376801It absolutely does. The difference between having and not having 3*+ Kitasan is 200~300 speed. Meaning you can even run just 2 speed cards and still cap that stat
>>531377795it's probably gonna start a stupid click bait war farming each other like faggots I expect whales to bitch and moan for whaling
WHAT ARE THE BEST STATS AND SKILLS FOR TACHYON
as a jp player I fucking can't wait for the Kitasan malding tomorrow
Does the daily paid pull give you support points for the pity pick?
>>531377926Let grandpa make his jokes.
>>531377576On the other hand Girls Legend U is missing several characters.
>>531378078It's like Christmas coming early
>>531377754It doesn't even take one hour two get 2 copies. It's only that long if you insist on getting 3 before you start.
just borrow a kita if you dont get one?
>>531373175just b yourself
>>531377556>perfectmaybe during the great depression
>>531377705If you pet her enough she does a happy pee btw
>>531377674real life simulation of training a horse it ain't easy
is there a quick way to check who I havenโt cleared final URA Finale race with?
>>531377674So it's acutally fun to play
will every trainee obtainable in the future be a 3* you have to pull in the gacha for? including characters thatโre already in the game but not playable yet
>>531370445So it's not worth buying Starter Packs B and C?
>>531377926That's pretty good
>>531377657I fell for Oguri cap meme and now I don't have a sprinter besides Bakushin
>>531378334No, you will get 1*s like Twin Sexo.
>>531378183It's really that easy
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>Oh no Rice Shower fell down!
>>531378103Yes it counts towards your spark
>>531377926I don't get it
>>531373071That's the point of the meme. Karaoke gives +2 mood and 0 energy.
>>531377926A THOUSAND KISSES UPON HER
Just a few more trophies, I'm almost there...
>only base 3 star uma I have is taiki shuttle
>use my 3 star guarantee voucher from doing the launch quests
>it gives me a second taiki
I'm going to bomb cygames headquarters
>>531378076PLEASE TELL ME FAGS
>do Symboli Rudolf run
>1 tick away from A rank
I will castrate myself
>>531378183Its really that easy
Unless you have been using someone elses mlb super creek as a crutch and have to pick between the two
My club only requests dirt shoes and long shoes. Do I request dirt shoes too to stop the shoe hemorrhage? At the end of the day we'll just be trading the same shoes around.
I started in the middle of the Spewee event and was only able to get 2LB on the SSR. Will I be able to 4LB without crystal or am I fucked?
So today I learned that Viewing beastiality isnt illegal in the same way producing it is.
I had to learn because a certain freak friend though itd be funny to make fun of me for liking the horse girl game by posting "Pussy takes hard horse dick"
I also learned that in 99% of cases
These horses are drugged so that they dont get erect and kill the woman
Or
That they dont kick her insides into paste
And people tell me this isnt animal abuse
All the streamers and anons who think they are smarter than years of japan foresight and experience are hilarious
>nuh huh I'm gonna roll for (some retarded shit) instead
>>5313782510
I've been using a few carats to retry anyway
>>531378183I'm busy borrowing a super creek
but if i borrow kita then i cant borrow fine motion...
>>531378687she has really good potential skills (all the X straightways and X corners skills are pretty good). her recovery ult is decent enough too. you can make her a debuffer with like a 3 spd / 1 creek / 2 wit deck
I'm getting all of these.
>>531378791The horse gets his six quick pumps, he likes it.
>>531378581Only the strong get to make decisions trainer-san
>>531378791Okay good to know thanks I asked
It funny that the Uma in the game are more possessive of the Trainer while in the anime they can share one Trainer, even Oguri can be jealous of her own Plush when the Trainer praises it
>>531378791how do I unsubscribe
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>>531378791>ha ha my friend casually links me real bestiality
I wish you all best for whoever you roll.
>>531378791you should kill your friend and then yourself
>>531378976You will suffer as Ive suffered
And if you didnt suffer
You will suffer for being a degenerate
>>531378509She looked so delighted -> She looked soda-lighted
>>531378938>no wedding Super CreekI SHANT be rolling for this
I know we are supposed to be nice but so many problems could solved by just telling the girls
YOU ARE ASS AT THIS KIND OF RACE NO YOU CANT DO IT
Like Bakushin fuck off im not letting you do mile runs.
>>531378938How can you support that many wives on a trainer's salary?
>>531378791It would've costed you 0$ to not post this
At first when you told me "Uma Musume is wit game" I thought it was a joke but holy it WORKS! I was getting filtered by long races with every uma, and I was stuck replaying Mihono Bourbon career for 4 days now on the exact Tenno Sho Spring. I decided to try 4 wit 2 speed cards and I won EVERY SINGLE RACE up until URA finals. Didn't even use an alarm clock.
My eyes are OPENED.
why do horses produce more muscles when theres more horses around
>>531378453>the race horse fell down!>look at her panties>shoot her
>>531379136how does this work?
>>531378183Having cores in your ownership is pretty important so you can use your borrow on fun cards.
>>531379105Ask any caribbean man
They can handle 2 families and 1 effeminate boyfriend
>>531378791You're welcome
>>531378791okay but whats that got to do with umamusume
>>531379140Why don't you get a real job instead of (you) farming?
>front running is busted and OP
>peoples favourites are TM Opera, maruzensky, bourbon and bakushin
>they are all front runners
hmm.....
>>531379103she absolutely fucked me my first run with her. I thought I was just doing sprints so of course I just dumped on Speed and Wit. Imagine Iโm frustration when I found out the Mile Championship was a must win race
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"Cap"... As in "peak"...
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so this is the power of sparks...
>>531372463>Festival and unimportant shit>Zero relevance to main storyDon't know how was in Natlan since I dropped it after Fontaine shitshow but Genshin characters are the most uninteresting thing ever, the few cool characters they had either jobbed or stopped appearing
Giving some retard I hate and that I know has a gambling problem a $10 giftcard, tomorrow is the start of his life ruining spiral.
>>531379325That's my autistic wife!
>>531379259I get paid 20 cents per (you)
doing this at posting limit I make about 80 bucks per hour
>>531378938>amazon weddingnice
>>531377607cloverclub just kicked 2 slackers. put /uma/ in your profile desc and you'll probably get in
>>531379140Gain recognizes gain
>>531379105By selling my body to Satono Diamond
>>531379103actual trainer gap if you cant fulfill your uma's dreams
Lot of pro horse-sex fuckers in this thread
>>531378791How did that one guy get his guts torn apart then?
>>531379008bestiality is easy to find anon. just look at altchans and it's like 2 clicks away
>>531378791Yeah, stallions get rough when mating. In the worst cases, like Tamamo Cross, they can kill the mare. That's why Gold Ship is such a ladies magnet. He's gentle.
>>531379292Opera's a front runner?
Since when?
>>531378938Are all these the biggest (You)sexuals in the game?
>>531379292opera isn't a front runner (but suzuka is so your point still stands)
>>531379136AI generated post.
>>531379206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnhYR24R9o
>>531379072You have ... 1 usable speed card. Did you start too late to get the spe card? do you have enough carats to roll on kitasan?
>>531378791ok but does the hors feel good tho?
>>531379450Apparently that Mr.Hands guy made a habit out of sneaking into a farm at night to get fucked by the stallion. He was an engineer. He was retarded
IRL Urara is getting raped by the end of this year isn't she? Global was a mistake.
Thank you anon, we made the ultimate uma together.
>>531378938>fine motionNOOOOO I DON'T TO BE AN I*RSH
why not just... borrow kitasan for 1-2 runs and THEN decide to roll for her or not based off her performance?
>>531379531>Hawaiian pizzaDo umas really?
>>531379646Anon, your URA spark?
>>531379391Who even pays you? Don't you feel worthless by doing something so mind numbing and pointless? Do you not have greater aspirations or dreams you want to accomplish?
>>531378982Her well-defined lat here is unexpectedly erotic.
>>531379695>based off her performanceWe already know she is good though.
>>531379750Big gubbermint pays me.
>>531379695Technically speaking as someone with a super creek and fine motion i could do that
But id be missing out on MLB super creek and MLB fine motion friend borrows which are a lot more value if I have a 40-45 Kitasan black
>>531378938good luck the mayano and air groove are dropping in a month lol
>>531379738That gene seed didn't made it.
>>531379103The trainer's job is to guide the Uma to achieve their dreams, except Bakushin she's a retard so it's okay
Should I be manually boosting mood or just let events take care of it?
>>531378938Are these all the wedding Uma's?
>>531379683Not something an ESL would have to worry about.
>>531379646>only one level in green sparkanon???????
>>531379473Not even alt chans
Just fucking google
Or bing
I use bing now
The elevens were absolutely on point about wits > stam. If I had better self control my stam stat would be better but there were too many triple rainbows on speed. I'll have to see how well this works for someone without an innate blue skill.
>>531374741When picking cards you can hold them so it gives you info like the skill they have
With that in mind, you build it around your uma. for this case, vodka has too many Mile races, so you pick cards that gives you Mile race skills and cards depend of your style (going pace or late) so you pick cards that give you Pace or Late skills.
Considering that, you need basically speed and power as priority, so you pick speed cards as your first priority
guys pls gib webms from the movie
>>531379859Seriously, how did you even get hooked into this?
>>531379072yeah your speed situation is fucked, i guess i'd borrow a MLB sweep tosho instead of spe and then run suzuka-rare teio-cafe-mcqueen-hayahide
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>>531379175also this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/preview?tab=t.0
Every race your parents/grandparents share boost the affinity. Using the exact same deck boosts Affinity. High Affinity boosts the inheritance/inspiration.
Getting a basic bitch 9* with like 2 white sparks is just the beginning. Do Triple Crown on everyone and you can to go beyond 9* and gather a dozen white sparks for stupid high stat gains.
>>531375467Omatsuri Mambo
>>531379404>still 4 hr cdoof
>>531379601What else do you have? Could either swipe or rope and reroll.
>>531378938It's crazy how top tier wife material Hishiama is.
>>531379572Is this video actually legit?
>>531379905>Check what the support cards are doing. Also try to remember if supports still have events to raise mood>Check if I am at neutral mood, if there are any races or if I need to purge practice poor at a shrine
>>531380115Why the fuck would you even believe such a bogus fucking lie?
No wonder this thread is so full of false information and gaslighting when its this easy to just fool somebody.
>>531380270He's a respected guide maker for JP Uma, of course it's legit.
>>531380164They changed this, right?
Theres a difference between autism build simulator and fucking up an entire investment off of forgetting a single race
>>531380270yes, just don't use them in pvp
>>531379905in general if i'm at normal or lower i boost ASAP, if i'm at good i wait for events
>>531380220>american horse
>>531380270enjoy your wit sparks
>>531379601there's an easy solution for your problem
>>531380270Yeah but it's only for URA.
>>531380396Ur mum's an american horse ye fat cunt
>>531379572every time I go for wit build my uma bombs due to no stam, how do I solve this
>>531380270Literally read the (Jap) comments, see what they say about him. He is a well known person in the community from the looks of it, very knowledgeable at that. So yes, he is very likely trustworthy. Also note that his guide (as the name mentions) is about winning URA, not PVP or any other dog shit, so anyone talking shit about that YT video is a faggot and a false flagging nigger.
Trying to apply for a top 100 club is like trying to find a job again... It's making me sad. :(
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>>531380424Uma for this feels?
>>531380341You can get people to believe in anything these days. For example, I have a mushroom dick I like sending to people
>>531380483Stam sparks plus 3+ blue skills. The wit procs the stam skills to compensate for the bad stam.
>>531377556Do you have the chart pls?
>>531380483I always borrow a 9* stam and make sure to get multiple stam recovery skills (the list is in the video)
>>531380468My mom is a nice lady
>>531380517Maybe, doesnt change she is from Kentucky
>>531380341It was proven almost 10 years ago that people were paid to spam this website with shitposting. Many discord conversations and reddit posts are out there exposing them.
>>531380603>>531380609damn I don't have those, everyone on the leaderboards is already full
>>531380535Just join a top 250, those extra 300 carats do not matter.
Where the fuck do I get more SP, i'm absolutely starving for it. Is it just daily races and melting down umas?
>>531380007Anon no one uses those Temu skill
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>>531380576>pic related>>531380731im just shitposting because its fun
>>531380732here's a 9* stam friend
693381702238
>no dirt racer besides haru and condor
>craft evil mejiro ryan with debuffs that always gets last
>the other 2 still job
euurmm trainee banner bros
I'm starting to get nervous
>>531380270it's a meme
you can beat URA reliably with 0 wit cards already
>>531380396>>american horsethe entire cast are either american horses or the children of american horses
Sunday Silence was an american Kentucky Derby winner and is the sire or grandsire of like 90%+ of the cast
>>531380925This is a good sign
Finally got my first 3* blue spark. And all because I forgot to schedule Osaka Hai when I was doing Golshi's career earlier and had to do another run.
>>531380925Creek will take care of you
>>531380835Kill yourself. Or get a job. Provide something useful to your community.
>>531380724One cannot simply loaf. It takes time to grow.
Wit is very reliable for getting through careers but seems like it falls of lategame due to not enough EXP going to other training stations.
>>531380787The issue is I can't find those clubs because the search tool is so limited. All those clubs using the tag "250 or greater" are ranked 5000+. The others just don't show up. There's nothing under Going for Gold or Log In daily either. AND of the ones I can find in top 250 are Invite Only so I can't even apply or send a message or do anything. The best I can do is Follow the leader or just try the search every few hours.
>>531380631https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3517459840
>>531381051>shitposting for fun>bad>shitposting for money>goodYou want in on the hustle that badly?
Nothing wrong with a little animal love
>>531381046The best angle.
>>531381170join a club here bwo
>>531380831Coperino posterino
is real life horse racing separated by gender? like sires only race against sires and the same for mares?
>>531381204hors porn by hews soon?
>>531380968I need Umas for pvp, URA is easy already
>>531381174No, I was just seeing if I could get some retard to expose one of the sources. If you shitpost at all, you should commit suicide.
>>531381382No, bro.
The mares run particularly faster as to avoid getting raped mid race which has yet to happen.
>>531381560But you are shitposting right now.
>>531381382Only certain races.
tell me how the fuck does this Bakushin lose the URA Final with 3 clocks? Every race was 5th or 2nd, she was the fastest at the race by far , I checked.
>>531381504yeah and for pvp you don't wanna have gimped stats/skills because you blew too many turns on wit and its diminishing returns
What is S rank for a club, top-500?
>>531381649>lvl 1 ultbro... the fan thresholds...
>>531381649Nothing is guranteed in JP gachas.
>>531381614False equivalence. Nice try, swallow a bullet. Last reply from me.
>>531381046I want to suck on Creek's boobs. Not in a sexual sense but to relax
>>531380051That Japanese guy beat Haruten, a 3200m race with Rice Shower and 4 speed 2 wits, he had exactly 6* stam parents. It's very real.
I FUCKING DID IT, I WON UMA WITH THE FUCKING ONSEN TICKET
>>531381816so S+ is top 50 and SS is 20?
>>531381396yeah shit's kinda fucked right now if you're late. you'll probably have to wait till next month to join a decent club. i'm sure a ton of people will quit the game in the next few weeks
>>531380989My first 3* power was also Scarlet. Must be something about her.
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its funny how the bakushin cheese runs are just her canon existence
how many hours until the next banner comes and nothing about the game changes because it's just 1 slightly above average card
It's crazy how important kitasan is. This is the most crucial banner in the whole game, no other future banner comes even close.
>>531384654it's funny because it's not even close to the top speed card in JP
>>531373525What's her deal?
>>531376454>FF Record Keeper>FF Brave Exvius >Battle Cats>Fire Emblem Heroes>Fate/Grand Order>Genshin ImpactI am a veteran of many wars. One banner cannot defeat me
>>531379105And i suspect trainers don't earn that much as the story trainer was struggling take 2 girls to an amusement park.
>>531378938I have 6 of these in JP as a F2P.
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