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https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1500

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

im 30 never worked so post 4chan 5 hours since i woke up

>>531372313 (OP)
I fought an Anna for the first time today I didn't know any of she shit I never bought s2 pass goddamn that RL is crazy it's like she personally smote me with the hammer of God

Our FUARKING heroes.

>>531372821
We need more cosplay hoes..

I finally got some food after 2 days

what'd you get

father called and asked for another rank point donation sesh

>>531372887
tsmt

>>531373034
kek

>>531372821
We gave up this for Fakhuram...on this day mishimabros/Lili players/Leosissis/Anna mains/all other gays won

I got peanut butter and jelly and some bread

you should worry that you gave up a successful life to play this franchise instead

I got something in my pants but don't know how to use it
jin main btw

>>531372821
the one thing i'm looking forward to about josie potentially coming back is the eskay cosplay of her
fuck that would be so hot

>eskay
belongs to Capcom and Street Fighter

and in my bed

>>531373275
*facepalm*

Tekbros would pick bradley martyn over alexis texas

>>531374180
>3dpd
ew

i would pick akira

im gonna go exorcise

when i look even at fahkumram i dont see muay thai i cant connect tekken fighting mentally with real life fighting

just unloaded liquid shit

when i look even at azucena my penis becomes hard

annas liquid shit

Hwoarang won the tournament, but I don't see Hwoarang nerf cries. But for Zafina, everyone started a war with Bandai Namco to nerf her. According to some Korean players, Zafina's b 1+2 mid homing was bad for the T8 system, yet Hwoarang's low 16f CH launch is best for the system.

The things i would do to wake up on a tropical island with just me and Anna on it

>>531375685
>but I don't see Hwoarang nerf cries
have you ever played tekken before?

Fahk SAVED this game. You may apologize now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU9lwNyzaVw

ate food cuz im fat

you'll have to shit that food eventually, which makes you indian

exposed myself cuz im a retard

what was chloeschizo

Incel thread

>>531375685
i'd rather fight hwo 10 times in a row than a single zafina, she's cancer. that's how the world works. cry about it.

>>531376430
I'm sorry Murray... I'm sorry for all the things I've said... Your aggressive stance install heat OC saved the franchise... I bow before you!!!!

SAGAT TRAILER

>they made Sagat use actual muay thai shit
murrat lost

HOLY HECK IS THAT SAGAT? IM SO GLAD I GET TO PAY FOR THE SAME CHARACTER TWICE IN A ROW JUST LIKE AKUMA YUMMY YUMMY CAPCOM SHIT RIGHT DOWN MY THROAT I LOVE IT OMGGGG

>I will kill Michael Murray for copying me and making Fahkumram!
BASED SAGAT

Fahk has more muay thai than the fireball guy

>>531372402
This is Illegal in Britannia

muRRAT

>>531379575
>YUMMY YUMMY CAPCOM SHIT RIGHT DOWN MY THROAT I LOVE IT OMGGGG
this but anna

what's up with the Scatman and his freudian slips?

>>531376430
previous dlc character releases had higher player counts doe

>>531379575
>IM SO GLAD I GET TO PAY FOR THE SAME CHARACTER TWICE IN A ROW
just like fahk and tekken 8's dlc in general lol

We didn't pay for Eddy or Heihachi in 7 tho

>>531379575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hSiqy9v9FM

>>531380647
yeah, also retarded. i am not defending tekken 8 here or anything. there's a big reason i didn't buy s2. not only because the game is shit now, but paying for AK Fahm and Anna again is a joke. so sick of these companies.

sf is so egregious though. akuma and sagat missing base roster twice in a row is a crime.

SF6 has Ingrid DOE

>>531380919
based creamCHAD

>>531379267
Favorite part was when he shows Manon, Marisa and Jamie where to stuff it.

Murray is really an insane man, are there any asylums in Japan?

>>531381454

>>531381454
japan itself is an asylum

TNS finna be lit tonight

So if Fahkumram is Sagat
And Armor King is Alex
Does that mean the new character will be an Ingrid analog

Sagat mogged Fahk so fucking hard

Imagine shutter island but instead its a government programme to "employ" the mentally retarded to help them feel like useful members of society. That would be Bamco.

that sounds like me and I am definitely not as retarded a bamco

imagine Tekken 8 source code, just picture it

>the mentally retarded to help them feel like useful members of society
that's just the army

whats the worst character in the game

>>531373057
>>531372313 (OP)
I should jerk off

>>531383170
azucena easily

>>531383170
Panda or Jun because there's no reason to play them over their respective characters who have their same moves but better.
But really it's still Kazuya

>>531383170
azucena ling devil jin heihachi paul kazuya

>>531383859
is he not embarrassed to show the world how shit the roads/streets are in his backwater

>>531383859
Is 100 mbps good?

>>531383859
based af

>>531383859
looks like a cool place to get the worst food poisoning of your life

>>531383859
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tuk tuk

>>531383859
that's murray tuk-tuk btw

>everyone and their mother doing an analysis vid of Sagat
>only phidx did the same for fahkumram
humiliation

>phidx
his wife 100% beats him, no one can endure that voice without going crazy

>his wife 100% beats him
That's hot

murray as my dad? oh, how i daydream about such a scenario
i'd come home from japanese elementary school and see my father michael murray getting home around the same time. he's drenched in sweat and bruises
"busy day at TEKKEN Project today, dad?" i say
"no son. ran into some imported thugs on the 新幹線(shinkansen)(train) bothering a young lady. your old man sorted it out with a few Muay Thai moves!"
it hurts to see my father michael murray injured, but knowing he's only injured because he saved an oujo's life makes me feel safer, and my life as a half white-half half-nihonjin adolescent looks a little brighter.
in the summer my dad michael murray says we can take another trip to thailand paid for by his company to pay respect to the land of our ancestors

Can you tell who is Phidx and Myk without reading the names?

i never entered icfc because i didn't want to embarrass myself in front of myk. he's my idol

phidx is the chubby one

the only man that liked anything FF15 related and some annoying Steve shitter

myk like 50 and looks like he has aids blud it's not hard to tell

Yoshibros how do I get out of purple

Yoshimitsu isnt in Tekken 8, unless you meant Tekken 7

Tekken Doujin Idea
Title: HEAT BURST SMASH
Concept: When characters in a fight activate heat their libidos go wild

ROUND 1
Jun vs Kazuya
The two stare at each other for the first time in 30 years ready for combat. They go into heat. Kazuya's massive devil dong is nearly bursting from his gator pants and Jun sweats with it in front of her face.
"I haven't seen this in 20 years..."

shut up

when are they gonna tranquillize the rabid gorilla that is Asuka?

it's really funny that they made a game with the philosophy "pressing more buttons means more fun" and then proceeded to make combos ridiciously long and everything launches so you can always get blown up if you defend wrong

not booting up until this mod is fixed

>>531388737
they've nerfed everybody into the ground and you want MORE nerfs?!

>>531389179
Yeah. Specifically Asuka ones too.

asuka literally still loses to you not being a retard and being a predictable masher. IT's funny people hate asuka for being a gorilla when she's the ultimate gorilla counter

IT workers hate gorillas?

I exposed myself

I exposed myself

COME TO /SOUL/ SOULCALIBUR STILL BURNS

>>531389357
you should not be allowed to talk about tekken

Reminder

>>531390371
why are asian people so ugly wtf

remind us why you don't have a job instead

>>531390297
i'd crush u kiddo

>blue players giving their opinions
i guess there are no decent players left in tekgen, they all left

Im tenryu

>>531391187
Will they ever giver her a neck, gorilla hands I guess we can live with but the neck? cmon she has no throat game like this

theres an alternate reality where people have 80IQ and Tekken King is the God3 equivalent and Im a genius

TEKKEN 8 official rank distribution

Me webscraping the glicko2 scores of 200 random retards and plotting it:

autistic frame data showdown

i've spent all of today working on an alternative rank system that attempts to get rid of smurfs, catches and automatically bans win traders, depopulate blues, fix long queue times and completely delete inflation, I've written a few prototype programs to do this and I'm confident I have a working prototype that can be scaled up into a website that provides an alternative rank and match making system

I know nobody will take it seriously, but the whole point of this is just to point out how incompetent murray is and humble the tards who think their fujin rank means anything

thanks for reading

i've spent all of today jerqing my cock to eskay reina cosplay

>>531392248
do you prefer pandas or polars for your dataframes

>>531393621
polars because they're a trillion times faster
i'm not a datasci fag though, just a retarded codemonkey

my manspace was invaded.

i miss her

new vsauce wtf

somebody please link me to the best tekken porn i need it ASAP

>>531394991
lili's delicious peach

/tekdead/

you're my only friends please come back

>>531384006
At least there’s no trash. Impressive for South Asians.

did you guys know that kangaroo jack had a sequel?

why dont pro asskas use her b1+3 parry

Bro KingRey is crashing out...

>>531376430
the smallest peak for a dlc release yet and a tiny fraction of the Mai release peak for the distinguished competition

these 2 asian kids have terrible dinamics

hypothetically, how much would you be willing to pay for modern releases of 5DR or tag2

I'm not paying a single cent for Steve DR and Lars Tag 2

remember when 17ers said they were gonna go back to 5dr and tag 2 and then they all silently dropped them after a few days because the games are ass

why did they make unranked match by rank again........

>>531408596
true, which is why sf6 > t8, since it has more players :)

>>531408596
nigga you literally can't play those games today, those laggy emulators is not an option

I'm well aware the games aged like milk to the point they almost literally cannot be played

>>531408743
thats fax though

>>531409289
you are a cocksucking faggot

>>531383859
why is he just standing in the middle of the road wtf

I suck cock but I'm not a fag.

>>531392848
share with the class anon

>>531404718
They’re not forcing fake hype, so I’m enjoying it a lot. And fuck Zafina.

>>531409780
You sound like you want your cock sucked

Why doesn't Fahk have a clinch grab with variations? Bruce had it, it's a classic of Muay Thai

>>531412916
Murray hasn’t learned that yet

brad from virtua fighter has that

zack from dead or alive has that too

if fahk had a real throw game, even just a grab that lead to a 3 way throw mixup, tekken players would riot

We need grok as a guest character

Isn't 1+2 a clinch

why does fack have a wallsplatting grab anyways
it’s not even like mishimbos where it does half damage when it splats

Cause it's his only command grab

>>531414215
>it’s not even like mishimbos where it does half damage when it splats

Mishimas have multiple command grabs lmao

>>531414026
A clinch as a multi-option grab, like what Bruce, Ganry and now Steve have, where you can do different followups after the initial grab.

Why would you wanna give Fahkumram a throw game lmao

when's bamco fighting evolution?

Will there ever be a Tekken X Street Fighter?

>>531416465
Why is he beating her up?

Should I do my ranked grind on PC or PS5? I have the game on both

>>531417616
>I have the game on both
wtf

>>531418065
I'd buy tekkino coins twice at every opportunity

>>531417616
depends on what character
console steve/law/hwo induces more tilt because you KNOW the player behind the screen has charcoal skin

I exposed myself

this game so unplayabile

TFD guest character when?

>>531416465
Why did Jin do it

>>531416465
He should do this to Cammy

>>531331865
Why is Harada so fucking retarded that he doesn't bring Eliza and not make her a shit 2D character?

>>531373489
>trying to sneak in Lili, Leo and Anna players in with mishimaniggers
Mishimaniggers caused Fahk, no one panders to them harder than Murray, King Mishimanigger

>>531379575
Based
Fuck capcom retards, they're not human

>>531408991
Didn't stop posers from pretending that they were going to

I'm dating you for several months, let's say 11. The time comes where I'm going to penetrate you but I unfortunately have to hit you with
>I have... a micropenis.
what do you do after

boot up tekken 8

I played 4 or 5 ft2 today

we fuck on the first date these days gramps

Weird how tmm stopped streaming the same time mecha hitler got assassinated
Maybe mainman was ai all along?

Leo is a cute boy!

Wtf why is super playing Tekken again

Dustiel died

>>531423734
expose myself

>>531427168
>It's real

tekken 8 killed
>a man

I'm not Michael Murray
Why do people like Sagat, a giant ugly Muay Thai guy who is always a pain in the ass to fight, but they hate Fahkumram, a giant ugly Muay Thai guy who is always a pain in the ass to fight?

This game must be cursed i swear. Now the only entertaining streamer is dead? That dumb nigga murray done got tricked by them thai monks they cursed this shit.

What's entertaining about a whiny Leroy player?
RIP tho

>>531412916
I'm not Michael Murray
There's different styles within Muay Thai, not everyone is clinch heavy. Clinch heavy styles with lots of knees is generally known as Muay Khao, I guess Fahkumram is suppsoed to be more of a Muay Femur style

Why can't he be a combination of all Muay thai styles like how Steve has all boxing styles

Personally I like the big titty style Josie uses

Lets not give Fahk a throw mixup game please

There is a non-zero chance that Tekken 8's over-the-top visual and audio effects contributed to a man's death
RIP Dustiel

>>531379575
>paying for sagat bad
>paying for heihachi good
your brain on bamco

Slow thread. We should start posting Lili to make it more alive.

Lmao Spag is shitting on Tekken 8 after finding out dustiel died

Well, Hwoarangbros? How do you respond?

>>531429085
I like the black bunnysuit variation more to be quiet honest.

Just looks like a generic white woman to me

>>531426481
leo is a filtered bitch

Low-key is Spag sociopathic? Completely emotionless about some dude dying

>>531429332
Reina doesn't have a complete throw arsenal
Reina can't easily mash her way to Tekken Emperor
Reina got all her highcrush removed because of 1 move
Reina is non-functional and whiffs her 112 and df1,2

Hwoarang is one of the most well rounded characters in the game and has a ridiculously low skill floor and has a good move for just about any situation

If Hwoarang was a new female character, people would be screaming for her to get nerfed but because he's a "legacy" character he gets to have everything

dustiel died wtf dude

>>531428905
>twice in a row
get well soon

he was assassinated

>>531429460
That is a lie.

>>531427648
Sagat existed forever, Fahk is a Sagat ripoff Murray OC who was broken on release RIGHT AFTER the Leroy disaster

I'm finding strenght in the arms of a man

>>531429643
But Leo is such a cute boy. How could you filter him?

Lili is Italian

Jin is white

Who's the best Leroy in Europe now that dustiel bit the dust?

Lidia is still the best girl.
Threadly reminder.

>>531431710
this isn't lidia

>>531431710
Wish she wasn't so heavily focused on stances
Top tier character design

The school of leroy has been permanently closed...

>>531428905
I DIDNT DEFEND TEKKEN RETARD I DON'T EVEN PLAY THIS SHIT GAME ANYMORE CAUSE OF HOW BAD THEY RUINED IT

fucking console war faggots

>>531433131
This nigga defending Kekken 8

17er blud be like not my tekken!!!

>>531433653
BUT I WASNT!

I'm defending tekken 8, so what bitch
What you gonna do about it

>dustiel died
wow wtf

how did dustiel die and where are the news of it

>>531427378
>>531427168
damn, he was posting about tekken just a week ago.

dustiel was the only streamer i enjoyed...

>Dustiel died
what even is this timeline

Season 2 claims yet another victim

Dammit it's real.
RIP

dustiel is... dust.

>>531435957
...iel

Never forget what happens if you shit talk tekken project

It was naked Lili... caused him a seizure...

I thought that only occurs to Jin?

>>531411526
i wrote a massive document, I just need to confirm a few things first, but yeah I'll make a post soon

He was one of the Jin posters here... trying to escape her for a year now...

He mains Leroy though

Wasn't there a narrative with Leroy humiliating and sexually dominating her? With one webm of him beating the shit out of Jin? Maybe it was Jin who killed him

I literally had a chat with him moments ago, stop with the bullshit lmfao

Shut the fuck up retards

what's his Tekken main

the tfairy is real

Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus Israel

Lili and Asuka

I'm in the epstein list, but I'm listed as a whore.
kazuya main btw

Still waiting for Zelda costumes in 7/8

>>531427378
Murray has killed;
>Tekken
>Lilianon
>Jinoctabro
>Dustiel
he must be stopped

>>531421823
If I was a mishimanigger do you really think id be defending Josie right now?

Capcom Won

>dustiel dedicated his life to Tekken and died at the absolute lowest point of the entire franchise

Sega Won

>>531438363
just wait until tmm hears about it and makes a joke about being able to go back to ranked

>>531438818
i think TMM will probably be respectful, someone joked about dustiel dying before and TMM seemed shocked and banned him out of anger

You know tekkens in a bad state when they start realizing unironic coomee bikinis and plastering lilis ass on the front page

https://play.sooplive.co.kr/atl/285870650
https://play.sooplive.co.kr/atl2/285870630

final stl qualifier

>>531437538
Lars

>unironic
*shitty ass low quality ball

>>531438914
Shut the fuck up eunuch

>>531438003

How old was Dustiel?

vaxxed?

triple boosted I'm afraid

you guys are so boring, that's why you're single

My future wife is gonna think the fact that I study frame data is nerd hot

how am I supposed to attract a mate if I haven't been outside in a decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYvaxQlmj8

>>531440118
>petite
>huge tits and ass
plastic surgery bbl looking bitch

I think I'm the only person here who fought all the bosses in arcade battle

shoulda been hunter fr she's took stacked for a kids movie I guess

There's an arcade mode???

haven't even touched the story mode

but Zelda is stacked, she's just covered as she should be

botw turned Zelda into a booty slut

>minecraft ubisoft Zelda
not canon just like Tekken 8

>>531439735
you're only nerd hot if you're a tanned gigachad with a thick stubble and a tailored shirt sitting at an immaculately organised oak desk while wearing a pair of reading glasses and writing in a notebook with a fountain pen while listening to Einaudi

>>531440586
Nah I've fought them all too because I use arcade mode when NVIDIA decides to fuck me over and need all the shaders to recompile.

>>531441078
Nah bro. Wild Zeldas are truly gamekino at best.

>this is a 44-year-old divorcee

something annoys me about that link
rich kid phenotype or something
looks like he's about to tell a butler to bring him more caviar

No matter how hot they are, some guy out there is sick of their shit.

>>531443672
>divorcee

>>531444049
what?

I don't think they even married in the first place
Kazuya just knocked her up and dipped out

Jun and Kazuya were a fling. Jin is a bastard. I would mating press his 50 year old mom however

16 year olds lookin 10 these days bruh

>>531444352
Please, tell us the names of the Epstein list.

1. Jin Kazama

Asuka and Lili are 16 and look 26

no teenagers look like this tbdesu

How do I get a jun gf irl

I haven't played in a few months. Does anyone want to do a lobby?

>>531444528
wait,
that's Xiaoyu's list

> jdcr 2 - 0 kkokkoma
lmao

>>531445073
breasts too big
not real Reina

>>531444792
just be urself

>>531444792
Try looking in caves

>>531444792
you have to be the literal devil

Timeskip 3 years so reina is legal please...

>>531445175
Devil gene in females allows for rapid breast growth

Holy shit man, rest in peace to Dustiel.

murray died?

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCCDUBvUX-M

You guys don't actually play Tekken, do you?

>>531438003
wtf wasn't zelda gonna be that one trans actress? did /tv/ lie to me?

no i'm playing tw3 with wood elves

>>531446414
I'm currently addicted to another game...

>>531446414
I haven’t in over a year. I don’t have respect for anyone who is playing this garbage.

>>531446414
I do but I dont find tekken 8 fun which makes me want to shit talk it

I swear on everything I love I’m not being disrespectful or trying to make a joke, but one has to wonder if Tekken 8’s stress contributed to what happened to Dustiel. Remember to take breaks.

>>531445073
Off model artists should be castrated.

Off model artists should be encouraged and supported.

>>531446601
Play and LOVE, LOVE Valby!

>>531446634
And yet you still look in these threads? I don't get it.

>>531447313
I’m here less than twice a month, someone died so I was curious.

you don't get what?

sex...

>>531440118
What's her martial arts style

sex

>>531446920
I was about to post yesterday that anytime i felt miserable that I should remember some people have to play this game to make a living. That would be miserable

>>531446601
>>531447007
Forgettable pedestrian gookshit for tasteless NPCs

>>531448331
still more players than your murrat kusoge

>>531448331
But enough about Tekken girls.

all tekkino 8 haters are sickly incels all the verge of death yup that's what happens when you turn your back on tekkino

>>531448552
on opposite day ;)

>>531447007
>>531448459
Sell me on your game gooner

>game

>>531448632
be sure to look at the date and a notable tekkino hater's obituary :)

Would be funny if the Kazama parry worked on him

donkey kong flopped

What would make the game more popular?
I think adding more female characters are promoting them would be a good start, Reina's success is more than proof of it working, Eliza was popular online too and most likely sold T7 to a quite a few people.
Tone down the visual effects and loud noises in matches, stop with all the camera fuckery and cutscenes.

miyamoto mandate is eternal

Donkey kong would be the guest character that saves this game. Image him asuka talking about bananas together

>>531448754
>premier UE5 graphics
>the best female character design in the industry
>crisp Destiny-like gunplay without the bullshit progression or content sunsetting
>fun character kits that rival even Warframe, without all the bloat attached
>no gacha element, just pure looter shooter dopamine loop
>if you wanna paypig and support them, they release GOAT costumes every other week
>season 3 is coming so they're doing tons of cool events
>devs that constantly listen to the community and filter out bad feedback
I'd say this is a great time to jump into the game

>>531449339
Asuka speaks gorilla?

>>531449359
>>premier UE5 graphics
lost me already

>>531449603
>fun sidekick
>wears a funny hat
>looked like she'd be the protagonist for a game before kidding demoted back to comic relief
>has a hot blonde gf
Asuka is literally diddy kong

>>531450362
ur loss sweetie

>>531449603
we don't like new guys around here

is it true that dustiel has a dusty room

>>531449359
Okay ill try it after work

after murray raped me I stopped cleaning my ass so the shit will act as a deterrent in case someone tries again im scarred for life that man ruined me

>>531450729
:D

ps i lied, i won't

>>531450665
Just cause she has a gorilla playstyle doesn't mean she is one!

>tfd
games mid I dropped it

if you are still playing this game you like getting pegged by hmn

>>531451290
that’s exactly what it means

asukaphobia running rampant

>dustiel fucking died
what
i liked listening to him say WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DOOOO

life's so fucking precious guys, i hope you guys are trying to chase your dreams and be happy, i am too

>>531452443
I wouldn't be here if I was

how do you know? you don't know what's next

Dustiel's last words were "I just really miss Tekken"
https://youtu.be/m24T3sZmBaE?si=ArBgAyH0BMvyc5J7&t=379

if there's an afterlife I think he's gonna reunite with it :skull:

nice DLC murray

>>531452772
downplayers and complainers ruined dustiel
DO NOT LET PEOPLE COMPLAIN OR DOWNPLAY

>>531453126
no problem bro.

>>531452772
what accent is this?

>cause of death is seizure
This game is so fucking horrible it actually has casualties

>cause of death is seizure
rip

I get face spasms and I regularly nod of for a split second is it gonna be over for me too

TEKKEN 8 LITERALLY JUST KILLED A PERSON AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE POSTING GARBAGE???????????????

>Dustiel was the CONVULSAO spammer

tekken is fucking up people wrists, carpal tunnels, sexual lives
.. and now lives entirely.
Tekken 8 literally gave Dustiel a seizure, what the fuck

>>531453691
effectz and slowdowns are gay i get it, but optimized combos are fun idc what any of you fags have to say

>>531453902
thanks for killing tekken.

>>531453902
this guy is helping preventing seizures by pushing players away, thank you for your service bro

>>531454097
long and optimized combos existed before heat tekken 8 eye rape

asuka titszama

i quit tekken when i realized it was seriously harming my mood, looks like i dodged a bullet

Asukas body is built to bare children

I can imagine Dustiel at the pearly gates going NICE UNAVOIDABLE UNSTEPPABLE FULLY HOMING SEIZURE GOOD FUCKING JOB DEVS
Rip to the dude

>>531454497
cringe.

Murray and Harada better go to some shaman now

>>531446601
>>531447007
>>531448459
>>531449359
Why the fuck are you shilling another game on a Tekken thread? And a game made for gawking at women none the less, as if we had a problem with that in Tekken.

Capcom won

I laffed

>>531454337
>shaved

>>531454627
that’s an snk character

>>531454627
She killed billions...

Next streamer to go due to this shit game? I think buff guy has a non zero chance of a heart attack.

>>531454708
>>531454719
Capcom property now

rip dustiel
>>531453861
if he died playing t8 is there a final replay out there where he just stops playing mid match?

>>531454337
for some reason part 2 of this has yogurt all over her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5y7Kq0nHfY

>>531454560
FUCK OFF WHORE

>>531455142
me in her butt

>>531455303
Why is it always these two
https://youtu.be/c87fKlMFwbc

Can dustiels family sue Bandai for killing him

JDCR lost again...

Ulsan won again...

I didn't watch it

>>531453534
Finnish + autism nerd voice

Murray is 100% going to play Sagat behind Harada's back.
They even gave him more Muay Thai fanservice than ever.

>>531427378
>seizure
the particle effects...

>>531455303
>>531455557
lili is just female jin
>both great all rounder poking characters
>both have great short range tracking but poor long range tracking
>both have great linear space control
>jin specialises a little more in pressure and mixups due to be a mishima, lili specalises more in evasion due to being a typical waifu character
>both have cool stance cancel combos (well jin used too)
>2,4, db3, f4 are all literal copy paste moves
>both have semi reactable power lows

if you like jin you'll probably like lili too and vice versa
also they're a great ship

Murray did mocap for sagat. He jumped ship. Tekken 8 was a deliberate sabotage.

God damn titan thor is ugly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2nWXCVt6o

>>531459972
cringe.

>>531460171
Fond memories of him ki charge scamming knee out of a tourney

>>531460263
u r cringe

he looks based

based on what

i like it when anna goes RAAA and eat up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

>>531461068
He wants to get out of Tekken so bad...

Daisuke and Harada racing to leave their domain

>>531461068
hacks.

Geoff is just a more successful Murray

Geoff doesn't know muay thai, Murray would whoop his ass

Murray's getting a biography

>>531461858
notice how no one is in the gym? that's because murray smells terribly

the complaining meta is the norm because the game isn't fun. Players would rather complain than play the game

>>531463042
>point this out
>die in suspicious circumstances

Nova sieken will be next

>>531461858
it's insane how fucking cringe this guy is truly shows that having a big ego and confidence is the key to everything in life

>>531463898
Why are you shadowboxing him

...................................shadow labyrinth

Seizure 8

Carpal 8

Tekkiller 8

The Omen of modern fighting games

Imagine letting Tekken 8 outlast you when you're a guy in your 20s
EMBARRASSING

imagine dragons

>>531465386
I see an areola

I'M WAKING UP

and that belongs to Ryu

Ryu's nipples in sf6 are too big, it's distracting.

>>531465861
TO SPARKS AND DUST

>>531465386
Not Tekken

And that's a good thing

>>531466186
It has Mai in it, who is in SF6, which shares a universe with Tekken as per SFXT, ergo Mai = Tekken. QED

>>531465386
mr advertiser

blud said Not Tekken on his smartphone

>>531465341
what controller does bludd use?

>>531459972
still not gonna play lili
>t. hardstuck kishin jin main

>>531466571

Imagine a female Jin and male Lili

>>531466407
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KAYyg5FEPI&list=LL

>>531467282
cringe.

imagine you being stressed over an electronic toy made by people that don't care about quality and then you start agonizing for help and no one answers and then you die alone while they win

>>531467426
Tekken 6 is so fucking hideous

>>531467282
>male Lili
Claudio
>female Jin
Asuka

>>531465341
out of fear of early onset carpal tunnel, I am abstaining from Tekken 8

why do scousers sound so funny

>>531465341
I play piano and play with a stick everyday. Carpal tunnel syndrome is not showed.
How do I do it?

imagine a horny Jin and a naked Lili

>>531468280
>horny Jin
Ganryu
>naked Lili
Lili

Sex with Nina. The best Williams sister.

>>531468541
generic blonde woman.

>>531468541
my mom looks exactly like this

>>531468541

>>531467596
Tekken 6 Anna is just 5 but more detailed, what are you on about
>>531468541
That doesn't even look like Nina lol

Played against a Lars, sidestepped one of his attacks to be behind him and he does a fucking 180 degree turn, I quickly sidestep and I'm to his side this time. Guess what? He does the 3rd hit of his fucking string and does a 90 degree turn and hits me.
This is just pure cancer. It's unfun. The character is stupid as fuck and I can't believe they haven't changed it.

>>531429332
this nigga was claiming hwoarang was dead after they nerfed d3,4

>>531468714
Atif might be gay

>>531468701
Can I have sex with your mom?
>>531468805
And its still better then Anna could ever be. Such is life.

atif sissy arch

Nina can't even win against a 19 year old Chinese girl

Kazuya is in smash
Sora is in smash
Sora is in the same world as mickey mouse
Mickey mouse is public domain in the USA
Therefore Kazuya exists in the real world

don't tell meeeee
where i will lay in your cemeeetery
don't try to silence and bury meeee
don't push me cause i won't go quietly
i'd rather die with dignity

tell meeeeee
where are we laying your cemeeeetery
don't try to silence and bury me
don't push me 'cause i won't go quietly
i may die with dignity

>>531469146
>And its still better
Big if true, anyways this image alone has completely overshadowed Nina's existence

>>531468714
atif only picks anna for this winpose
he's a pit enjoyer

Anna gives off "woman approaching late 30s who dresses up in zoomer trends in a desperate attempt to hold on to her lost youth and forget the fact she's single and her eggs are drying up" energy

>>531469910
But what if Nina wears the same outfit?

Mistakes? Tekken destroys lives!

>>531469910
>judging Anna on a mod based on Nina's body

>>531470514
Should be barefoot

>>531470394
anna has her eggs, she's not in her biological 30's

>eggs
they not birds y'kno

>>531470509
It would neither look nor fit as good as it does with Anna
>>531470675
>Nina's body
https://tekkenmods.com/mod/5646/stellar-blade-racer-s-high-suit

>>531471330
egg

>>531454671

dead game dead general dead genre

>>531471434
Yes every hot female body is automatically Nina's because I refuse your reality and substitute my own.

>>531471889
she can get arrested for this.

>>531471957
shouldve added dead players or dead influencers

>>531471889
My wife's beautiful Asian public hairs...

>>531472191
Same breast sizes

>>531471889
Need to be a lot more hairy
>>531472154
You don't need to pick either way

>>531472191
lowest effort imaginable
do they even want people buying this trash?

Ogre deserves happiness

>>531472547
>"Damn that's a sexy 16 year old"

>>531472759
theyre bought individually the bundle costs 2400 tekken coins

>>531379575
>>531381024
>>531433131
What's wrong with Sagat being DLC?

stop waking up and replying to your posts

>What's wrong with Fahkumram being DLC?

Fahkumram being in the game at all is wrong. Base or DLC.

>>531471816
tekken needs a dullahan girl

I think they need to make the Tekken franchise more family friendly, fun for all ages

YOU'RE MY NEXT VICTIM

>>531427378
wtf

it's up

>>531474448
cringe.

reina is on gif gooning 24/7 thinking about jin

>>531474448
>King
>not /pw/
You had one job.

>>531474448
are you implying Devil Jin wants to summon a succubus?

How'd a young Finnish guy end up dying before an overweight diabetic green colored armenian hobbit

>>531474448
Clive makes threads on /v/ with images of Yoshi p covering his face in shame

being miserable every hour of the day isnt good for ur health

>>531475064
i'm legit surprised Aris isn't paraplegic

>>531474448
i get all of these essept for b

>>531474448
I only visit /h/ and /d/

>>531475064
when you are shorter there is less strain on the heart

Being a fat fuck kills you slowly.

train my heart by looking at xiaoyu thot cosplay gets that thing racing everytime

im actually slowly dying from misery too i can feel my heart acting weird O_O

imagine for a second if the game wasnt dogshit

>>531475674
i dont think aris would look good if he were skinny

>>531471889
I want to smell it.

I have a friend who is really into Reina. I keep sending him Reina porn so he keeps jerking off. I do this 3 times a day I am debating to up it to 6. I tell him to edge to her while telling him what Reina would do to him. He sends me videos or pictures of him cumming on the pics I sent and he gets really shy when I send him scat, piss or farts but he cums the biggest loads for it.

>>531474448
shipping zafina with dvj would make a cute schizo couple

rip to tekgen legend dustiel
it would suck if tekken 8's explosions and particle effect vomit triggered his seizure. i'd hate to imagine someone spending their final moments on earth playing tekken 8

Daily reminder that Skimma is illiterate AND a nigger.

cancel Tekken 8 before it takes another life

Tekken 8 is so bad it literally kills you if you play it. An impressive first for the industry.

tekken 8 killed josie

josie had a seizure too??? deserved TBQH

>>531459972
>lili
>tracking
smoking crack innit

Is Josie's body still warm tho

complete tekken 8 death

who is fahk's next victim now that josie is dead

>>531476306
better to be an ugly skinny guy than an ugly fat guy

tekken 8 needs a win (kunimitsu) right now

jama suru na

>dustiel died
what the hell man
what age was he? i was just thinking the other day that he hadn't streamed in a while

20s

>Has killed a man
Tekken 8
>Has not killed a man
SF6

>>531438125
Murray's next victim:

>>531481002
this guy complained about bamco not hiring him and pretending he didn't know why, baiting people into thinking it was because of him complaining.. but in reality it was because he was working for a direct competitor the entire time
funny as fuck but also fuck him and I hope he never gets hired again

>>531481237
Same thing with spag. I saw some vods of him before he got axed and he said things about Bandai and HMN that not even Aris would say and he acts all surprised and shocked when they kick him out
Brownoids and their victim complexes man

>direct competitor
lol. tekken players won't play anything other than tekken. that's why there are so few of them
invincible's direct competitor would be mk or project l

>>531481237
At the end he showed himself as a disgusting scummy being.
>>531481658
Oh well, I didn't know it since I don't follow him so that explains it.

Nothing of value was lost anyway.

>>531482275
Pepsi enjoyers won't ever buy Shasta coke either but it's still a "direct competitor"

I like Shasta...

literally who
anyway this is a pepsi thread
cokeniggers out

>>531372313 (OP)
So many things could have be solved if they had a mom or dad to spank them and make them kiss and makeup for fighting.

>>531482275
>tekken players won't play anything other than tekken.
that's a lie and you know it. every streamer who has ever streamed tekken also streams other fgs AND brings their audience with them.

those streamers are fighting game players. tekken players, the thousands of other people who keep the game alive, don't play fighting games

Ponder upon all the delightful odors when cuddling with Anna

crazy how he never evades the filter

listen ot me bros, don't die virgin like dustiel just to chase women.
embrace a man, you never know when you get a seizure out of nowhere

>>531484113
We can see the player numbers. What exactly do you think happened to all the thousands of people who have quit the game? Even as recent as April where the playerbase was over twice as big as it is nowadays? They obviously moved to other games, genius. Most T8 players have quit T8.

>>531476306
If he had got in shape and dressed like a normal adult he'd be presentable. But then he'd still be a car salesman or librarian. The hagrid look made him a rich e-celeb but also made him unfuckable. A dastardly catch 22.

this game is straight up satanic with the people i play at tekken king

>>531485235
>What exactly do you think happened to all the thousands of people
they all died.. tekken is killing people

>What exactly do you think happened to all the thousands of people who have quit the game?
they're not playing other fighting games, that's for sure. probably playing some shit like call of duty or league of legends

The lore is legit satanic too, like something you shouldn't let your children that will never exist consume

Capcom Won

I bought Tekken 8 just to play the story mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4

just watched FightingGM watch DSP play Tekken 8

He’s called dustedlel now cause that nigga is deeeeeeaaad lmfaoooooo dustiel more like dust in the windiel

That was quite insensitive anon.

>>531485557
Sounds like cope my dude.

>>531486967
not cool dustiel was our guy

>>531485084
it's okay my teacher raped me when I was 13 so I lost my v-card early, phew!

all the kys you guys type are all ironic then?

>>531487501
*kysses u*

I apologize for my previous post. I've been going through a rough patch and had a serious lapse in judgement. I now see that Dustiel was a respected part of tekgen and I apologize for my previous post.

>>531487930
did mom tell you to apologize?

>>531488014
She's a big fan of him and helped me realize the error of my ways

I don’t apologise for shit fuck that dead ass dusty nigga, Dustiel? More like Dust in his urn.

J-cup Reina cosplayer……the perfect combination….

what does reina playing football has to do with anything?

i plugged a 4 bar turned 3 bar wifi dragunov 150 ms

is that justified morally? he wouldve won by snake edge last round i was losing ym mind

No playing d8 isn't morally correct

Sobering to think that if Bamco had just made dickjabs not homing Dustiel would be alive now.

who the fuck is dustiel

I didn't even know he was sick

is tekken the worst competitive game on earth?

still Strive, but Tekken is second

>>531489970
seriously i dont get it, why all the posts for this literal who that isn't a pro and barely shit out any vids

>>531492563
his entire fanbase in this thread bro

he was a tekgen bro and an official /ourguy/ since 2023 for sniping mainman in ranked

>>531492563
You wouldn't get it

>>531491492
dix and mortal pozzbat too. how on earth has this genre gotten so fucking terrible that heatcutscene 8 isn't even the worst of it? meanwhile something that seems amazing comparison albeit still kind of shit compared to actually good older FGs, CotW, has like 50 players.

its crazy ive been playing this game forever tryharding every step of the way and im here stuck with literal t7 green ranks at tekken king

its fucking pathetic oh well

no, just strive and tekken

>>531493537
*amazing in comparison

Reina makes me horny but I cant play complicated characters so im sad

>>>lili
pathetic...

>>531492563
he was ourguy

at least im getting emperor soon with lili

The only guy I'd mourn for is akoumer

fuck this game im dedicating my life to competitive hot shots instead next month

reminder if you hate mirror matches it means your character's boring

I think you get juggled way too easy in this game.

Rest in pieces, dust...

I think you get juggled way too long in this game.

we already had niggas thinking chatgpt was their gf even before this, this generation is so cooked

does that thing even get naked or not even

please dont refer to anon as "that thing" but yes he exposed himself

my dick doesn't work

Male loneliness pandemic.

wait dustiel actually died? oh my god why does time pass

Feel mid as a dev -> Get promoted for exceptional work
Feel mid at Tekken -> Accidentally qualify for TWT 2022
Feel mid at FGs -> Somehow Top 8 CPT West 2023
Feel mid at coaching -> 1.5 years of great feedback

Is the lack of confidence self sabotage or is it the method?

>>531496432
seriously tho why is he always trying so hard to prove himself

There should be an AI that detects unnecessary BM rage arts in combos and makes you autolose the round if you use them.

because he knows he failed in life and will never admit it until his death bed

I bet asuka would act so tough if I put my tongue on her anus a few times

i wish it was 2015 and i was a lil 18 year old kiddo studying hard for his math exams lil gup going to uni being lil gup studypet enjoying the adventure OmO

Dustiel's last stream ended with him fighting a Jack 8 and grumbling "would it LEGITIMATELY fucking kill you to play the game..." as the Jack 8 kept mashing power crushes. Ominous...

fuck this game im just gonna stare at the wall

>4 bar wifi clive
>turns 4 bars
>say fuck it use cheat engine to lower game speed to 50%
>beat him handily spamming frame traps and mid checking him

HAHAHAHA.

subscribed

a man DIED playing this piece of shit game and you guys are still playing it

never had a shanse bros XD

didnt rematch its 170ms

>>531499150
you should join tekgen lobbies so we can french kiss

are you gonna run his cable from latam to eu?

>hook with a tgirl
>doesn't get the disease
I feel scammed

why are all these pretty tekken girls risking their beauty by getting into all these hooligan street fights?

>>531499150
Why would a man dress a character like this?

>>531499150
Why are you playing against South Americans

they did it again

Gemmy

>TMM
Not Tekken

RIP my nigga dusty he was a real nigga

>>531502858
malaysians are the reason I'm obese

Imagine dying and your memorial stream is Zafina ranked I'd be turning in my grave

>>531473570
i actually am not but i won't respond to him

A good developer would name the next Leroy move Dustiel.

Dustiel was a cool nigga RIP

Imagine undoing those straps and groping Nina's breasts while she moans passionately

>>531503449
For a start try getting a imaginary job.

Dustiel's last Tekken 8 game played was with him on Fahkumram, vs Fahkumram.

tekgen legend dustiel was so influential it made a hating ass nigga like emery show love

>>531499150
based for even trying
nice outfit too, would fuck.

thanks, would you let me shit on your mouth and then chest?

my two heroes

>>531508754
White last chances.

any recent tierlists?

my two heroes

>>531508879
Yes.

>>531508879
I got one right here for you
*spreads*

>>531508754
White man with filthy french Muslim
>>531508932
Two white heroes of Tekken

>>531508879
fahkumram and Asuka S tier, mark my words we will see 4 fahks and 4 asukas in evo top 8

my two heroes

>>531510679
carlsen with his biggest idol

>>531510679
Both buck broken by Indians

the dustiel shit is crazy
i didn't even know a seizure could kill you

what do you think happens when you have one and there's no one around?

>dustiel had no one around to call for help
damn couldnt have happened to my goats PhiDX and TMMM
Aris however....

idk i guess they subside on their own and then you wake up confused

https://x.com/mykeryu/status/1945479298279981085

Imagine if Murray blocking dustiel triggered his seizure

I feel kinda sad about Dustiel. I talked with him some times and he seemed like the usual likable autist that is very knowledgeable about his topic of interest. Wild that he just died like that.

>>531512946
F-Fergus?

My asuka nerf idea
1+2 no longer launch but activate heat instead
if no heat is available it gives knockdown with guaranteed f3+4 instead

>>531495335
is that a pornhub hat

the game is too bad to enjoy some quick matches, it's gotta be for points or nothing

it's pasta cooking night.

Who were considered the "defensive" characters in 7

your virginity

dear lord yall aint tell me it was that type of game

mashen 8 death

For people with 0 control in their lives yes

My asuka buff idea
revert the RA nerf but also make it do chip damage

maybe i should get a degree at 31>>531518482

MY ASUKA rework
Asuka gets cancans back in 1,2,4

its crazy i dont enjoy a second of playing this game

s1 was 4/10 this is 2/10 or something

why do yuros constantly lie on the internet about uni being free there?

it's kinda weird im vanqusiher in t7 and loved that game and would play for hours but im tekken king in 8 and i can't play more than 15 minutes before quitting the game

It's free if you do some meme degree and then never get a job because you have no skills and then go on the news to cry about how hard your life is and then get the loan forgiven by a politician who decided to peddle the leftist grift rather than the rightist grift

hwoarang masher b1s after my spring kick
>tekken king

hAHAHAH this nigga things spring kicks are + on block ahahahahahahah

look at this shit

lmaooooo

how can you not be tekken god with hwoarang what the fuck man people who think spring kicks are plus are tekken king with hwoarang hahahahhyahh

>grab the 15000 random players main's glicko2 scores
>filter for low-activity players (rating deviation > 75)
>remove bottom 0.3 and top 0.3% of the rank poll (outliers)
>divide the remaining glicko-2 range into 9 equally spaced bins
>place the playerbase into each of these bins
>top 0.3% goes into GoD bin
>lump the bottom 0.3% of the playerbase into dans because why not dans are shit too and I don't want struggling retards to potentially demote
>put the inactive players in their own provisional
>this is the resultant rank spread

absolutely fucking grim. The vast majority of green ranks in my rank spread would be fujin in the official system.

Also in the official rank system GoD is also top ~0.3% playerbase, yet you only need ~2300 ~glicko-2 to achieve it. As soon as you filter for inactive players, the glicko-2 requirement literally jumps up by 200 points.

making a new ranked system isn't as easy as I thought desu

i have a masters in machine learning and im still a retard that posts on here all day so there's no escape

>>531507202
he was a ranked warrior twitch streamer

>>531519760
go code our fuckin AI Lili waifu sexbots already dingus what are you waiting for

How'd you guys react if proswagonist died

>put hwoarangs who spam 5 b1s in a row after getting hit in Tekken King
>make every character a lab monster masher where you need to know every frame and Korean level reaction speed to deal with them
>concentrate all the population at Tekken King so you're up against Juns who flowchart ff3+3+4 into uf1
>make every interaction unfun
>exacerbate and add cancer characters (lidia, eddy, fahkumram, hwoarang) and buff them to oblivion

Yeah man I love being 105 IQ average reaction speed and playing Tekken and being Tekken King after countless years of playing great game.

>man I love
me too

>>531519760
>machine learning
you're de facto unemployed forever

This game has to be a Blackrock jewish psyop there's not way such a terrible game can exist and it's like a normal thing. This has to be some kind of weird conspiracy to fuck with people. There's no way this game is just a regular ass game where developers make it to sell copies and have people enjoy themselves it's not possible. There has to be something weird going on. It's not possible such a terrible game can exist and it's like a normal thing.

There's no other conspiracy other than Harada wanting to leave and 2 other retards that don't know how their game is supposed to be played

I am still Tekken King

Yeah I'm just trolling I know it's not. It'd be funny if it were though lol.

>>531521448
it's a mousewheel for autists.
If Tekken 8 and other autism traps didn't exist then niggas like Dustiel and these anons >>531519760
>>531519496 would be busy unraveling the global order
also >>531521667 would be still straight (probably)

nvm got back to emperah 0 points. that's enough for today.

I exposed myself

>[Deleted]
uh oh
Markman just silenced someone who knew too much...

>>531372313 (OP)
Aren't Nina and Anna sisters?

>deleted

>kills general
>deletes all the posts

b3 into snake dash

>>531522828

I gotta small weiner

Wanna hear something more embarrassing?
I play tekken 8 on the reg

why is kazuya the only fun character left

I am a walking husk of shame and regret

>>531525203
thats worse than exposing yourself in public ngl

where does being a 32 year old jobless 10 year neet rank

>>531525203
No shame on that

I used to easily beat god supreme niggas but S2 made it so there's more hp and therefore more interactions per match so I can't random people out.

I only take a bath after I poop, and I haven't pooped in 6 days.

im mash newb

>>531475674
niggas hate on fatties but glorify roidheads that drop even faster

stop deleting your posts, retard

azucenas definitely one of the worst characters in the game

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E28wEF2NRlY

McDonald's Snack Wrap let's get it

imagine all the porn leo would have if tekken was actually popular.

>Reina is the Tekken rep in the Pacman multiverse meme game

>>531529915
It'd still be 70% Lili and Asuka, 20% Reina 10% others.

>>531530365
don't care about percentage, what matters is that the total would be much higher than the almost fuck all that leo has today.

love fighting 0 rollback 0 delay frames 66ms players who feel like 2 bars

thanks Arika

thanks Akira

We need the grok girl in tekken

ngl dawg

Elon cooked

*sniffs*

mad OD shit

Uhh didn't Nakatsu say we'd have a mini update this week? Where is it?

gm was on that client list that's why he retired from competing

I'm pretty sure GM is gay

nah blud straight u kno that sponge bob episode where pearl losin it over the lil dorky fish dude ?? same shit women love retards cuz they is one

what are your honest thoughts on serial pluggers?

the image that broke tekgen

fightinggm knows the entire history of the atelier series no gay man knows that

>>531530194
I might buy it then if they made her hot

if you play hwoarang you should just be killed

troons that fuck men are still gay blud

>>531534085
i only have dishonest thoughts.

>>531534452
who?

>>531535506
This but Asuka.

>>531535506
This but Leroy oh wait...

>>531536231
LOL

>>531534049
in english doc?

There's nothing going on in my head
Nothing going on in my opponent's head

Just a bunch of garbage.

Throwing garbage out despondently until something sticks.

What a great game.

>>531531279
skill issue

New thread:
>>531536727