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#24 NA Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75J9NH0OpU [Embed]
#19 EU Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYaKufs4GM [Embed]
Next tournament is in August.
>Older Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/
2.10 Patch notes (has a link to ranked changes as well)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xr2dnxjz8
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>(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.
Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.png
Playstation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.
>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.
>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya and Galleon, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ
>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lowain, Bea, Kat
>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR
>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142
>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/
>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409
Previous Thread:
>>531211751
at this point it took you more time to butcher the op than just have it be as it was
>>531404305The only mistake is not removing rising from the title.
join the FUARKING lobby it's 8/xxx
IS THERE ANYONE IN S++ WHO ISN'T A FUCKING SMURF
CHRIST
>>531407241Fweh...come back
>>531407241Am I still a smurf if I can't get master on my new character? Doesn't it just mean I was carried?
the wombly is FUARKING back
>>531407241me. i have 24k games btw.
>>531407241I frauded and lucked a few characters into master but each time has been (and still is) a painful slog of getting raped by 70%+ winrate alts speedrunning through ranked with maybe the occasional true S++ player once every 4 sets. But that's kind of how its supposed to work I guess, if you can't beat these players in S++ you won't beat them in master so there's no point in being there
>>531409630I didn't like it that much
>>531410134You're B rank tho
>>531411535Don't say that, you're not a fraud, you are great!
>>531407745It's a garbage system that encourages the disgusting "trophy hunting" behavior that is collecting master rank characters at the expense of everyone who is looking for games against players around their skill level. I only found two legitimate S++ players in my last two hours of play tonight, and one of them quit after game 1.
>>531412780I don't think I liked a single FG's rank system
>smurfing
>in a fighting game
KEKYPOW eternal whiners ITT
GGs Bea, Witch Bea (skinwalking as Nier) and Zoi, sorry for cutting it short but i had to prep the meal for tomorrow and take a shower
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ggs guy who probably likes pig
>>531413583Do NOT lewd the Onion
Look at her face, she clearly doesn't even know what is going on...
toto
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>>531413583GGs friend. Nice to see you around
>>531414425mmmmmm let me think about it
nyo
>she clearly doesn't even know what is going on...I disagree
>>531414349GGs, and yes, I think I do like this pig
>>531413360SFV's ranked was fine. The netcode just sucked dick.
the green cab said ggs to me
thank you green cab
you're really nice
>>531415175the green cab DID NOT say that.
>>531415175Take your meds cabs can't talk
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THE LOBBY IS REAL
Done
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Ranked drains the soul and sours my mood.
But I can't stop.
ggs draph anon and SA Bea
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>>531415175well... have you tried playing with another anons instead of the green cab?
>>531382487hell crapcum is so creatively bankrupt they're copying granblue now
>>531419456>Granblue invented the rekka (a move named after Fei Long's rekkaken from Super Street Fighter 2)
>>531419702yes
theyre obviously copying seox 236x(~x)
too bad it's goyslop fighter six
I think dix is cool, actually
>>531422320Dix could be cool if the devs actually changed the game's systems to address complaints. Instead they're convinced the game is perfect and only micro-adjustments that don't do anything in the game's once-per-year patches is fine.
To be fair people keep playing this shit despite every clip I see of a high level match consisting of drive rush into corner carry combo into throw loops, maybe this really is what's best for the masses
Hello!
What will today bring?
I think you will eat something nice...
I just had a dream in which I woke up very rested and feeling great, but then I woke up for real and feel not rested at all haha.
>>531423369a couple of times a month i wake up with sleep paralysis and all the shadow people in my room and its pretty cool. despite it happening 100s of times now i still am in pants shitting terror every time.
granblue fantasy versus rising. i cant figure out how to time my weird corner combo and its somewhat frustrating.
>>531423369I fought a 2B once today and I'm ready to fucking UNINSTALL THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME
>>531423665what did she do to you?
>>531422320never attach nier to your posts again
Vasanon's routine post is my warning call that it's past my bed time and I should have been sleeping for hours.
Good night.
>>531424034She undressed in front of me without my consent then started shaking her huge oiled up robot ass on my face
it was horrible
>>531423584I had sleep paralysis few times in my life. Everytime its the same, i feel terrible terror and i cant move, there are shadows but no clear silhouette, im more and more scared, like i should get out right now.
Yet everytime i sort of force myself awake, its like i have to lift the upper part of my body to "sit up" to wake up, which is hard and makes no sense, the closer i am to "sitting up" the more awake i become.
The only time i had an actual silhouette was when it started to come to me from my bedroom doors, every step closer i would hear a louder breathing sound (which i assumed was just me getting more scared), all until it layed on my chest, then i woke up.
What character are you trying to do that combo with?
>>531423665I fought two or three 2B yesterday i think. My main issue with her is that i just dont know what she does. I always try to "bait her" to try and hit her after her attack and then i get Counter hit and suddenly remember "oh right, she can continue her 3 hit combo after a whiff!".
>>531424630Sleep well!
>>531424034She jumped, double jumped, air stalled and then my anti-air lost to her giant j.H that hits on both sides
>>531425494That's how you get out of sleep paralysis. Had it plenty of times as a kid, including in the morning hours. So much that I was waking up and thinking "ugh, not again", and routinely focused on a leg or arm to move to wake up.
Still, also saw some creepy shadowy shit during the night. Including a giant, entirely black spider that would crawl across the walls until it vanished behind the wardrobe.
>>531422320Imagine chaining Nier's head to a bolt to be launched from a ballista, chaining her limbs and torso to a heavy object on the floor, and then having the ballista shoot.
>>531425494>>531423584What the fuck is sleep paralysis and why is it always a demon sitting on your chest
I'm glad I never had those. Worst I had was a nightmare not long ago but then I just force awakened myself which was kinda based ngl
lala
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>>531426191no idea but i often have the witch or whatever on my chest. fucked up thing is i never heard about this until i experienced it. its very worrying to me that people have the same experience.
>>531426098I am so glad i never had it with a spider, i have massive arachnophobia.
>>531426409this is what I'm thinking, you want me to believe people all over the world, with no prior knowledge of the fact, experience the same exact thing?
this shit has to be demons
>>531426409Was it a hot witch girl?
What does the "Character Design" option does?
>>531428123takes the hotpants off and puts the panties on for metera/narmaya/???
>>531428185Also Zeta and Yuel, last thread had a conversation about that.
>>531322137
Is drug taking wide spread in tournaments? Things like adderall?
>>531433961pretty much. people like ryazo are definitely on that shit.
>>531433961Have you watched some tourney and looked at how the players act? Some look like the meth addicts from Breaking Bad.
>500000 instances of me pressing a button ever so slightly too slow and getting counter hit when we both stare at each other
How do i develop this skill?
>>531437508Instead of pressing a normal, DP
>>531437508Become a masher for a day.
Say hello to the character with the worst MU spread.
Vikala doesn't count, she's just bad overall.
>>531443883nah, Vikala still counts.
>>531443883>Vikala doesn't count,Vikala vs Vira is like 4-6.
>>531444159Just stating facts.
>>531443883Literally what are Vira's flaws
She's up there with Siegfried as a "good at everything" shoto, except instead of a fireball she has a setplay projectile that she gets WAY more out of (maybe 1.0 Sieg 236H was comparable though)
It's so easy to tell when someone doesn't play Vira, but reads her dustloop page and insists she's good.
>A shitty setplay tool is better than having a fireball
Bait so bad it's not even worthy of a (You).
>>531445936>has a setplay projectile that she gets WAY more out ofThis thing fucks with your damage scaling in cases where you actually get a combo, and often leads to very weird, uncomfortable and disadvantageous interactions. To the point that the Vira-community has all manners of in-jokes about Lumi being not helpful. Zoners are a suffering MU for her, this thing does not substitute an actual fireball.
She doesn't have that much better buttons than most of the shotos and is overall just a worse Kat. Without install, her corner carry and midscreen damage is pathetic, and her corner combo routing is restrictive.
In install, Graceview is another meme that likely fucks her up as much as it offers something meaningful. Better damage and corner carry, sure, but it's ultimately a case of "win better".
I won't complain about her 5U, it's okay to have this long of a startup for what it gives you
Vira is still a good, fun and capable character. I know I have to say this, because just pointing at flaws makes some people scream DOWNPLAYER with fully erect rageboner.
>>531414585>Muerte... Los tacos siempre me dan la mierda...
>>531422950>could be cool if the devs actually changed the game's systems to address complaintsbut enough about Rising
>>531426191IIRC sleep paralysis is basically regaining your ability to perceive your surroundings while your body is still asleep. While sleeping your body is naturally semi-paralyzed to keep from thrashing around too much while dreaming, but normally you are also unconscious so it doesn't matter. But if you half regain consciousness while still paralyzed, you get that panic experience from not being able to move.
Probably why focusing on moving something works, you're probably prompting your body to flush out the paralysis and as soon as you can move again your mind stabilizes.
>>531430059Oh my god, without those extra 2-3 inches of black material they're indecent!
>>531448650>Right idea, wrong distanceSad! Many such cases.
I don't like blonde Nier.
Do you think that Vas will get big nerfs in the next patch, or will they just give him a slap on the wrist?
>>531450276lowain buffs bea nerfs lance gigabuffs abel buffs cag gigabuffs
everything else unchanged
i love rising
>>531450276They'll give Djeeta her foreskin back
>>531450276I think they will make his Armor gauge have 2 uses so its not back to what it used to be but not possible to do 4 armored moves one after another if you do it quick.
Nerf to either f.M or f.H.
Then they will leave him and say hes fine and not touch him for a long time.
>>531450675I'd honestly be okay with that.
His current armor and his fM are the most egregious aspects of his kit. Can deal with the rest.
>>531450276He won't get touched.
anyone wanna play in the lobby? eu
>>531448650I always feel like an idiot when I get hit with EX command grab, because it's never real, it's always me being an idiot
wobbly
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>>531453365im there in spirit.
>>531453365I'm doing taxes.
Then I'll go jogging.
Why didn't you ask this an hour earlier?
>>531453809I'm not asking, I'm corning.
THERE'S A GRAN
WHAT DO I DO
>>531450276>He thinks he'll get nerfedLOL
>>531454418be the gran you want to be
>>531454418HE'S ACTUALLY JP
CORNED
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>>531455389We played a match.
2
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>>531455712Fellow ass appreciator
He said he want to train so I'm using automated message, stickers, and machine translation to try to get him to understand he can access training mode from a cab
What the fuck is happening
>>531456651once in a blue moon some poor jappa gets lost and joins the platform lobby
>>531456705I'm trying to get him to enable crossplay so he can actually play with people from his region now
>>531450276>Vas is low on life>Just know he's going to wakeup blue grab>Run up and jump>He SSBAs instead
STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
atleast shepherd him to the real lobby before he goes on 2ch and calls us a dead game
>>531458072I've been trying for 15 minutes, I think he doesn't understand that he has to go back to the MAIN menu and he keep trying to turn crossplay on from the lobby menu.
he told me he's not JP
and he doesn't have JP signature
>>531461969You sayin' I've been breaking my ass over for nothing?
>>531462357I don't wanna hear it.
anyway
he alt+f4'd so he's gone now
Stinky clear this mystery to me: why do so many asians, be they jap, chink, gook and what have you, fucking SUCKS at english?
>>531463821they all learned english in school but never actually used english.
>>531446976>One of the strongest options in the game is actually bad>Because it doesn't instantly kill you if you get hit by it
>>531463821Why do you suck at Japanese? Chinese? Korean?
>>531464219But I don't!
Behold!
Ohio, one sushi desu ne!
>>531464597That's what Hitler said before screaming "fuck Zooey niggers" and killing himself, though.
>>531464207>>One of the strongest options in the game
>>531463821chink hates non-chink language
most chink places/games has no foreign text in it
jap can english they're just terrible at saying them
gook can english
>>531463821Generally people won't learn a language unless they have to so they probably lack an incentive to learn English (japs for instance have had access to the media they consume in their own language since forever)
>>531462925BASED CHUDLOTTA BULLYING NEWFRENS
Next patch, I shall play an obvious top-tier, so when people complain about that character, I won't feel the need to engage in upplay-downplay discussions.
>>531466924>I shall play an obvious top-tierBut anon, you already do...
>>531467921warm, creamy and a little crazy!
I hate work granblkue fantsay versus rising
>>531469090i look like this
>>531446976>the Vira-communitySounds like a terrible place to be in.
>>531469464be mice to your fellow dyke low tier
>>531469464>downplaying yuri-fags>pic very related
>>531446976kys Viraschizo
or should I say
Sneed
>>531463821>why do so many asians sucks at english
>>531439294>pink nier is learning stinky foxwha?
>>531471196pink nier is dead
>>531471303well duh he's playing the fox life so no shit
>>531469464Honestly, I expected a lot worse.
Certainly lots of yuri-fags.
>>531470462my shirt is red thoughbeit
>>531470462i literally look like this and say this
Zetanon.... return to Zeta... go back to the Zeta life
;D
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>>531472497This is acceptable.
Yuri is bland and boring as shit.
Yet it somehow manages to attract the most obnoxious faggots, fuckers are even worse than fujos.
FutaGODS, the yuritroons are getting heat again. Laugh at them.
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>>531473126>sandy-fag is into futa
Desu.... kill all futa posters.
>>531473126Actual FutaGOD here.
Futa on male is disgusting shit. I hate Djeetafags.
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please no not again
>>531473403You just reminded me of something.
>>531473617That you have poor taste?
Yes, I tend to have that affect on people such as yourself.
Naked Yunies in your area
>futa
and i am supposed to believe that strive is the tranny magnet?
>>531474108Futa has nothing to do with trannies.
>>531474108futa has nothing to do with trannies
Why are troons offended by Futa?
You niggers have a melty over literally anything huh?
>>531473403The only bad kind of futa is ball less. Futa on male isn't my favorite but it's serviceable.
But even ball less is serviceable too.
>>531474721Balless is better than futa on male.
The hell would I want to watch a dude get fucked in the ass for?
>>531109306>''no politic''>he doesn't want to draw cute waifus in nazi uniforms and then get cancelled and your entire career destroyed over it>he doesn' want to draw masterpieces like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/hc4lcu.png
cringe, unbased, homo, low t, list goes on
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>>531474260>>531474346>futa has nothing to do with trannies
Untitled
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>>531476045Am I missing out?
Do you need another EU?
>>531475361What do fictional women with a penis have to do with mentally-ill and drugged up men?
>>531474382futa doujin are about bodily acceptance which is antithetical to transgenderism.
granblue fantasy versus girls with dicks rising
>>531476441Are you related to trannies, then?
>>531476441You also have a penis, and you're a man. You have more in common with trannies than futas do.
Nigga have a sense of masculinity that's made of glass, don't bully him too hard.
>futa has nothing to do with trannies
>meanwhile trannies like to dress up as girls and fuck each other
>futafags
DJEETA'S LEBINLEBU?
MMMMSSSCHLUUUURP
>also futafags
woah bro why are you calling me a homo? must be projection
nice mental gymnastics closet homo bros
OUGI
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Or, you could fight me.
EU here.
>>531477619I fail to see the correlation.
DJEETA'S LEBINLEBU?
MMMMSSSCHLUUUURP
Maybe we should all just focus on heterosexuality for a bit.
>master
>get matched with S+
dead game
Is any of you gonna play in this?
https://www.start.gg/tournament/paragonline-gbvsr-europe/details
Someone told me it would be a good idea to try but im not sure about how all of it works.
dayo
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>>531478679More people from this place need to start playing in locals/tourneys
So join
Dude...
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
NARMAYA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD!
>*fwips*
LIKE YOU GOT NO IDEA
>*DPs*
THERE IS SO MUCH TO KEEP TRACK OF
>*fireballs*
DO YOU SEE ALL THE BUTTONS SHE HAS?
>*Mashes 5L the entire game*
STAY AWAY FROM THIS CHARACTER BRO, FOR YOUR OWN SANITY'S SAKE!!!
>*wins set*
>>531478679>>531479079You want me to interact with the normal world? Hah, no way dude, I like my cave.
>>531478521Anyone who doesn't find Wam attractive is a homosexual and should not be in this thread.
>>531479152>NARMAYA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD!Correct.
Narmaya makes me soooooo hard
No, Narmaya is fucking me.
Okay anons, hear me out, I enjoy futa on male not necessarily for the cock but because I find futa on male doujins hits the sweetspot on the femdom department, it's not too softcore to be bland but it's also not too violent like those doujins were the girl is violently kicking the guy's balls or stepping on his penis with high heels or puncturing his penis with needles
400!
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400 crystals reached!
>>531479152>*Mashes 5L the entire game*Rude, sometimes i press 2M after 5L so i can mash 5L some more.
>>531480089How many Lowains have you fought so far? EU is infested with those vermin.
>>531478679i'll see, depends how many gimmickroons enter
if i see a bunch of lowains, meteras or vas i'm not going to bother
it's not like a regular tournament where you can hopefully avoid the gimmickfreaks, it's basically like queueing in ranked so you can just get a bunch of freaks back to back
>>531480089I fucking hate you and everything you stand for.
>>531480089>400!I don't think the game even supports 6.4034522846623895262347970319503e+868 crystals...
Grats anon, keep going
>>531479980ummmm thats gross
>>531480894This happens every time i speak up my mind... good thing this place is anonymous so at least anons won't know who am I...
>>531479980it's not futa on male but if you enjoy femdom you might like that sieg x metera doujin
>>531480178I think 3, but im not sure if it wasnt just the same person in the span of few days.
>>531480250>>531480318Thank you!
Futa is disgusting. All young women should be for balding fat men and all mature women should be for someone younger than them ranging from ages 10 - 25
>Sieg x female
Ms. Lunalu get down!!
>>531481841Fat balding hands with a micro typed this btw.
so that's the kind of people who find futa disgusting huh
interesting
*punches everybody in this thread*
>>531482445He was right about futa tho.
Don't get it twisted.
>>531482670shut up brick you fucking suck
>>531482754You tell em Kizzington!
congrats to the sheep who hit master but didn't post it.
>>531482954stop stalking people
>>531479980Femdom is shit.
Futa on male is shit.
>Djeeta and Nier picHoly fuck, you are a shit given form. Stop posting please.
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Capture
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That was fun, thanks for the game
>>531480089>newvas has more cristals than meit's nyover
>>531483956>watch his gameplay>he's just slopping all over the placedamn vasanon with the grazy fundies zamn
>>531482859im taking a huge shid right now you better join when im done
>>531483950Yeah, really fun matches. GGs!
Sorry Gran-anon, but don't have much time to play today
>>531484116Can I come watch like some sort of sicko?
>anons are straight up envious of vasanon
Sikhander, you are such a fucking turncoat.
>>531480089500 is where the real master rank starts
>>531483950I find this quite humorous, for some reason.
cat zeta
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Zeta... betrayed... cucked... for a dyke...
>>531481998fat balding is right
>>531484235nobody joined but i would have said yes
>>531484116I was joking anon, I'm telling you now because I don't want to keep you waiting in vain
I'm bald but not fat, where do I stand...
>>531483956just pick vas.
f.M or fireball on roundstart.
armor up into full charge whenever your opponent is further than half screen away.
c.L > armored 5U on oki.
blueslop of choice on wakeup.
>>531484619>kattard>nobody joinedObviously not.
>>531483054but you beat me up in s++
>>531480089Ummm... can I have some gene please?
>>531485263>geneDo you also think people that hit master on launch Nier also have the gene?
>>531485419it takes a gene to pick the top tier so yes
>>531480089Haha oh boy i sure cant wait for the vas nerfs to come so i see this RETARDED NIGGER fall like a fucking SACK OF SHIT
>>531485263sure, i can give you some gene
>>531486104you can be nice
When everyone called Zeta top 1 even tho release Nier was still a thing, i kept playing her.
When everyone called Zeta top 3 because of blueslop into 75%, i kept playing her.
When everyone called Zeta top 5 because Rhapsody was broken, i kept playing her.
When everyone called Zeta high tier because of f-shiki, i kept playing her.
When people start calling Zeta mid tier after they inevitably remove the 2 plusframes off her blueslop fireball, i will keep playing her.
When people start to miss Zeta after they delete her from the game, i will keep pretending to play Zeta.
Sikhander and me are not the same.
Hugging Kou
Kissing Kou
Holding Kou's hand
>>531486254Based Kou enjoyer
>>531486175>Someone other than Sik played Zetawho the fuck are you?
>>531486175Zeta was too honest to stick to her, he had to turn to broken ass Vira
>>531486175If you don't join the lobby or tournaments, then you might as well not exist.
That reminds me, did gay meth head Zoi ever joined the lobby? was he ever in the crew at least?
>>531486742I didn't need to remember those pictures, anon.
>>531486104our vasfriend will shit on you with any character
fox anon come fight ur fellow euro
>>531486356>>531486543I have never and will(probably) never join the wobbly or tournament because i have and actual friend group that plays this game.
You guys are funny tho so i shitpost here whenever i play it.
>>531487960why don't you try being funny yourself instead of just being a cunt
or are you too limited for that
>>531487683>can't tell if this is a screenshot of my Yuel or another because arctic fox Yuel is just the best colour
i ate too much i feel like im gonna explode
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ggs gran-anon. sorry to run but my stomach is dying.
Spectating lobbington while stroking my corn...
>>531479079How do you even find a local? Do I have get back on Facebook?
>>531492202there is a wiki/list somewhere and i think information in the na discord. there is nothing near me except smashfags apparently.
>>531492264we know, generic_npc_human_male_kid
>>531492195me inside on the left
>>531492195>>531492569is there a pig behind zeta i can't see, or?
i'm getting so bad now.
everyone is running a train on me in neutral and on pressure. i can't react to jump ins anymore.
and when i do get a turn my brain just blanks out and i stop pressing after trying a bit of staggered light and the second hit of triple attack.
sorry just wanted to vent.
>>531493032It's okay.
Player count is pretty low right now. It might be a good time to just take a break. A weak or two.
>>531493032It will get better, stick to it.
I know how it feels to have a bad day, but there is always tomorrow!
Dont overthink it, set small goals each time you play.
You can also take a break for a day or two, or play in the Lobby!
>>531493032You'll get over this slope, anon.
>>531493241Zeta got a herself a living cumrag
The only thing worse than futafags are shotafags.
>>531494189I am both
Though usually not at the same time
The fox life... Obliterated me
>>531495112holy fuck ive been looking for this pic for ages
thank you
>the fawks loife
i know you niggas don't shower that's for sure
>>531495802Corny AND jiggly
>>531495802why did they give her such sultry legs
bros...
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>>531495802finna butter that bad boy
Peel it
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MMMMMMSSSSHLLRRRPPPP
I prefer rice personally.
>corn
>onion
>potato
Farmblue Fantasy
>>531496859It ain't much, but it's honest work
>>531495802>That jiggleBitch is begging for that corn to get deepthroated
Anons stop I'm gonna ougi
>>531496859why did you just name 3 charlottas
absolute garbage fucking post quality holy shit all of you need to kill yourselves
>>531497657This anon was corned and is still sore about it
https://www.twitch.tv/junkyc47
steamboaring
>>531496859get some meat on that farm
>>531497657uhh 66l umm bc umm futa gimmick troon blueslop dog shit dix vaseraga strive horses tournament charlotta backdash fox life sandalphone
>>531497759>>531497725literally clownshit the posts
what a hopeless place
guess to be expected of a dead game
>>531497828UOOOOOOOHHHH SANDAL
>>531498014no poultry baka desu senpai
sob sob
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>>531497828god damn sandy killed eustace in 15 seconds
>>531497828is that my katgawd
Is that Roachkat? I thought that tournament was SA because of the CONTRALALATACO AJAJAJAIIII ARIBA!
visizi
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Is tatsu the shitty gran you guys keep talking about in Masters? I ran into him in S++
>impossibru de escapar
why can't english be as clear? what the fuck does "no escape" mean when i clearly tried to escape?
>>531501306it means there was "No Escape" outcome for the option you chose since you
>clearly tried to escapeEnglish requires using both halves of your brain
You guys are very grumpy today.
>>531501306learn english paco
>>531501647it is wednesday
>>531501784>>531501591>"No Escape" outcomeyeah that's what's dumb about it, retards. it's not a description of the action like every other pop up (recovery, counter, good, guard crush). imagine defending tranny esl localizers
>>531502468stop projecting your retardation
>>531502859Extremely corny, it's as if someone released a bunch of shotas in front of a pack of erunes
>>531502817Soul
>You are Great! Soulless
>>531501647>>531501806It's humpday, you're over the hump.
>>531503075spaniards so low on trust they have to swear on their honor that their opponent is great
>>531503434>arabic version>wallah you're amazing i swear on my mother
>>531503434Yeah, we know too many Spaniards.
>>531501647I have every right to be. Most of my ranked matches are against smurfs.
frogvira
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>>531504718No, you'll never live on the Grand Cypher or have a Vira GF.
>>531504835would umanarch have been so hard to understand
>>531504412If you can't beat people in a higher rank, you shouldn't be among them, simple as. You can't beat people in Master, so you're stuck in S++ where you belong. The system works.
Uninstall btw. You peaked
>>531505518he has a valid complaint, a lot of people he should be fighting are locked into master doomed to the low crystal life or the never-play-again 0 crystal life.
>>531505660But they are still better than he is, which is why they are bottom-feeder masters and he is a SSecond class citizen. Again, the system works.
>>531505879Block it and start your offense. Just because it isn't punishable, doesn't mean you can't play the game.
>>531506219was that butt shot really necessary
>>531503904>black version>bro mah nigga be cooking, no cap
>>531506376this will surely sell copies
z7e4d
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>>531506376all the straight men went to umamusume
>>531506461belials ballsack got 1.5 billion retweets
this is what the people wanted
unfortunately 0.0000000000000000000% of those people play our game
>>531506219I knew people called this character barabait but i didn't think it was an literal description.
wtf all my hype for this guy disappeared in an instant.
>>531504835>Do ya know how to solve for unexpected variables? It's, uh, you subtract from the other side you're adding to, multiply before ya divide, and, uh...anyway I'll kill ya!
>>531507327DON'T SUMMON HIM DJEETA
>>531504835Yakuza won't save her anus from being sniffed
Stop talking about anus sniffing
Shit comes from there
>>531507774Don't compare you dare compare the manly trio to Wilnas. He wishes he was half as manly as they are. He's compensating with dragon powers.
>>531508482you are monkey pawing them spending 2 million dollars to recreate the music video with eugen replaced with wilnas.
>the counterplay has counterplay so it doesn't count.
>>531505879you have to do a perfect spotdodge at the perfect range. then if you didn't get counterhit you actually fucked up and all you get is a throw punish because you misjudged the distance/time.
>>531509691you can also be so late its minus on your end.
good luck
>>531508808She is free to do that. She also has no right to complain when you walk forward and immediately block to take the round.
>>531509072This but unironically.
This game wasn't made with the intent of being played on layer 3, playing like that breaks core concepts of the game itself.
Therefor, it doesn't count.
lucis
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whats going on in there
>>531511263I was pressured into it
The lobby.... is empty......
Man i am not even mad... just sad.
What the fuck do i do against bea? Holy shit she just spams move after move and i can do basicallly... nothing?
>>531512041I'll join after my goychow is consumed
>>531512041Think I'll join after I'm done farting and scratching my butt
Of course the dude with the big fucking sword has an air-stall. God, this game is so fucking bad.
Now we are melting out over... Sieg's j.U.
uma is over for me
i'm back /gbvsg/
ummm why is brick shirtless
>>531513678>he didn’t get Kitasan within 200 rollslmeow
>>531514269channeling his inner coach steve
>>531511263This retard's fate is over
>>531506219with meg and this fag the game will drop down to 200 daily peak i bet
black hole of hype
>>531514407not gonna roll for cards
>>531514407>rolling for Kitasan>when it'll be most peoples support cards NGMI
>>531517142>he assumes im rolling for only 1 copy
>>531517438i got cucked out of my noncuck cab.
>master gatekeeps me
>promotes to master
>ohthankgod.jpg
>next match
>it's the same person on another character
FUCK THIS GAME
>>531518962Get gatekept, nigger
pokenigger is butthurt that he peaked in the tutorial KEK
wasd tonight
is a charlotta winning it? need to know before i drop 20 whoppers worth in the matcherino
>>531518962hmm, perhaps cagliostro next
STEP ON ME COCKLICKOSTRO-SAMA
>>531520708In how many bongs/bings?
>>531487960I wish I had a friend group that played Rising, but out of the 3 friends I know that play, 2 give up because I'm "too good for them" and the other decided to give up a friendship with me for an abusive relationship with a tranny from america, playing FF14, and the only reason it happened was because I was blamed for giving him a porn addiction because he kept photos of futa 2B on his phone.
Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
>>531518283Are all brazilians this hot?
Someone explain to me why Vas needs to be able to combo off of his 5U. Holy fuck this character and this shit game. No recovery on whiff, fucking armoured normals, fucking dashes at you for his ex-command grab.
THIS IS GAME IS FUCKING ASS YOU RETARDS HAVE PUT 1K HOURS INTO IT?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARDS!
>>531521190https://www.twitch.tv/impurestclub
right now
>>531521283You could have stopped at FF14.
Also.
Brutal...
>>531521982May the Bald bless us and this holy stream, mashallah de arimasu
>>531521283>the other decided to give up a friendship with me for an abusive relationship with a tranny from america, playing FF14, and the only reason it happened was because I was blamed for giving him a porn addiction because he kept photos of futa 2B on his phone.what the fuck was I made to read
>>531521283Damn, sorry for this anon, I hope you have better luck with friends next time. I've been dissed by my "friends" recently too so I have been there, things will surely get better
Hope we can play some Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising one day
Our whore wife fighting off the homosexual on the telly
how does prada manage to lose with broken ass metera
>on green cab
>two anons finish a set and I leave to go greet them
>stuck in cab
>it only unstucks when they get into a match
what the FUCK this has happened twice now
>>531524849Your chibi ass is glued to the seat thanks to the Essence of Niia™
>>531524849>He uses the green cab
Playing against overbuffed vasegara feels like fighting Brawler in dnf duel. For context, brawler has full screen normals and infinity armor on everything and barrels that juggle you in place so he can meme you just like Vas can mash his blueslop fireball for baby mode monkey combos and also has infinity armor at all times plus they gave him an advancing normal too to make sure you hate him forever. Why do they want to turn this game into dnf duel? people walking back and mashing on some full screen nonsense is just too normal in this game and vas isn't even the only one that does this gay shit.
How do I stop running into the same two people who hit master with more than half a dozen characters. I reached the point whrre I just alt +f4 on sight
>>531525491I dunno that brawler guy sounds like the rest of the DNF roster to me.
>>531525658block them...?
>>531525374Give Kos-Mos some room Swizzle.
Chat! Chaaaaaaaat he's using white Zoi! HE'S USING WHITE ZOI CHAT!
wubbly
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ggs anons in the lobby. may all the victims of horse pussy rest in peace.
>>531525864wow haha you said their names haha how epic
you get ignored every time but you still keep going haha you're truly an epic troll
>lab punish jumpin combo all day
>actually enter a match
>people spam jumps and crossups on me because i forget to 2H, to not even speak of the combo
Aaaaa
Anyone else feels like they are fighting for their lives in some matches? God, sometimes i even feel tired after one...
Fuck kat btw bitch normals are crazy i didnt win one jumpin interaction by jumping back... ugh
Playing a Lowtier is suffering.
Fuck bea, fuck kat, fuck neechang
>>531526810>Fuck bea, fuck kat, fuck neechangwell, if I must
>>531525862Then I don't run into anyone at all BECAUSE EVERYONE FUCKING SMURFS IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME
You know how many characters the last person I played had? Not one, not three, not five. Ten. Double digit master count. These people have nothing better to do than bully players in the low rank. Go play against other good players. I don't care where, just stay the fuck out of the letter ranks.
Brick is a lying nigger for saying it's harder to smurf. If anything, smurfing is more attractive than ever due to the lack of promos, so these people can go collecting master rank characters without the stress.
>>531526810yes i sweat bullets sometimes for no apparent reason.
>>531525374>are you winningno
Btw i got to ask, am i a bitch for noticing the timer is very close to finish, i am higher health and decide to play keepaway?
Cus i definitively felt like a bitch
>>531526994no. your opponent has been outplayed.
>>531526994Being passive like that has its own price as you give full initiative to the other player. It's a valid strat but don't think of it as "unfair" due to no counterplay, there is definite counterplay.
>>531526810you're learning a core aspect of fighting game fundamentals, keep at it and it will become muscle memory
>>531526994rule number 1
the one at a health disadvantage has to approach, chase the victory and take the risks
Ok, enough matches for today.
Time to rewatch my replays and discover why bea fucked my shit up so much...
Thuderbird should not be plus on block, on god.
Its crazy how this bitch has so many plus on block normals, and the ones that arent can be canceled into plus on block specials.
Nerfed my ass.
>>531527319>Time to rewatch my replaysPeople actually do this?
Why does Belial's DP side switch if he hits an airborne opponent? Why does he get the corner for free for using a reversal?
>>531527319gotta spotdodge/throw thunderbird or walk under it in the corner
>>531527557How else am i gonna improve?
You telling me you dont autistically lab how to punish shit that fucked you up after getting pushed your shit in?
I got the framebar mod as well, to see if there are gaps...
>>531527894I labbed a bit, SPD seems to leave you at -1 at least for heavy, havent labbed any punish yet though.
>>531527557You should really stop exposing yourself as a massive shitter rayquaza. Stop posting and listen when we try to help you
>>531527614It doesn't do that thoughbeit
>>531528134if you're -1 you can force them into shitty rps with throw.
>>531528134>>531528173Game doesn't have replay takeover, so replays are worthless to me.
>>531528504for this to be true you have to be either retarded or lazy, and if so replay take over wouldn't help
I'm a tourist.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on wtf was this "monkeygate" thing and why I should eternally kneel to granblue?
>>531528858youre in the wrong general.
i dont know the specifics but basically cygames did some evil/deceptive shit with your ability to roll monkey pussy.
>>531528815It most certailnly would help, since I can experiment with the exact scenario and explore options.
You are retarded.
>>531529063Retarded magnet.
Cancerous 5D.
I fucking hate grinmnir how does he even work
>>531530262now you suck my dick so I can feel better
>>531531239my mouth only belongs deep inside rodent holes
Remember, it can always be worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBsEi9ZEo7s
>>531531715I didn't even know it came out
>>531532024eat butt donut
>>531531715>they made swift master again
>>531446976>To the point that the Vira-community has all manners of in-jokes about Lumi being not helpful.If it was really bad then why does CharChar constantly brave counter me to set up Lumiera and then mix me to death
>>531534376charchar will literally die in real life if he holds pressure for more then 2 seconds.
>>531533417kneel
it only took his 6th character swap
>>531450276They'll give zoners a slap on the wrist (not doing anything about the cancerous buffs, touching unimportant things instead), leave Vas and Ladiva alone, and then give Soriz and Lancelot crazy retarded overkill buffs to "compensate" for how strong the big bodies are
All paths lead toward DBFZ final patch bullshit on the entire roster, except Anila and Vikala who have to remain D tier
wtflmao
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>>531531715>50 frames rollbacklmao
>>531534627no amount of mcdonalds is gonna carry kilvenz through this narmaya.
>>531521283Damn, makes me feel better about only getting ghosted and silently removed by friends.
i thought luci was le bad???
>>531534627>>531534847nm kilvenz you are so good at this videogame.
orkan
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SIEG IS..... MID
not when he can carry kilvens that hard
>>531534592The reason he attempted suicide was someone raging striking him on ranked and taking his BC crystals.
GGs Green Soriz
Oh, I almost forget. GGs green Cab_, you gave me many gemmies tonight
>boot up ranked again
>get 2-0'd
>clearly not his main
>has eleven characters at master
GO AWAY, HOLY SHIT
>531537220
>This post violates a rule.
>This post is extremely low quality.
nier
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>>531537364Update: my last opponent had twenty three characters in master
>>531537929was it irongodfgc?
>>531537929why are you stalking people
>>531538042Akai 2Bsei. Oh, he's the Grimnir player from yesterday with 3900 crystal Grimnir and the 69 crystal Anila flex
>>531538064smurfs are the mortal enemies of gbvsg
>>531538064Because I wanna know how hard these people are smurfing
>>531537220this post is extremely high quality
>>531538929yeah and half the posts in this thread are about anus and sniffa.
i wonder if kumbhira tastes good
>>531541761Bacon's great, anon.
>>531542459i just had ribs for dinner
tfw no pig gf
https://www.twitch.tv/seewhycy
bruisegods
>SF TNS
>1,9k viewers
>$100 prize pool
any time you think grub is dead, remember that even the biggest FG pulls absolutely pathetic numbers, especailly when it's not being carried by japan
do they still run grub in tns?
>>531534762>and then give Soriz and Lancelot crazy retarded overkill buffs to "compensate" for how strong the big bodies areThey need it
These nigga really thought HunterxHunter was going to be that heat lmao talk about DEAD ON ARRIVE hahahaha
>your character has a unique gimmick with their U button
>your character either gets their gimmicks buffed or their normals buffed with minimal changes to the other on the side
Which way?
>>531546921>UnoBuff his normals, easiest choice in the world
>>531546921I guess you'd need to say what counts as an unique gimmick. Eustace's 5U is a glorified normal, buffing his normals would def make him op
>>531551587what is this tiering
Bea
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>>531551836Why does Belial experience shrinkage when he goes avatar
>>531554272He's too anxious to perform
real talk i havent booted this game up since the last patch and I just recently deleted it to free up space. is there any hope on the horizon?
>>531551761what do you think
>>531551761Taste in music
>>531555923I agree with Versusia and Ferry, but Sheep and Eustace are way too fucking low
>>531556183I didn't mean their themes, I meant each character's personal taste in music.
>>531556682Galleon's favorite music is me plapping her
Djeeta's favorite music is her plapping me
grimnir is going to kill shadowverse now...
>>531557313shadowverse seems to have imploded while uma is exploding
>>531557313he's on the new title screen too...
>>531557489because all they did was basically port over the same powercrept game but ramped up the monetization
so has vas counterplay been figured out
It's fucking ridiculous that you need to map the Special button so you don't have a disadvantage against Simple input players with their frame 1 specials.
>hop on ranked
>fucking dead
the patch really killed the game lmfao fkhr needs to be taken out back
>>531557937I don't know, but I played against a pro Vas and it felt like a horror game. He had an aura of dread, his very presence made me shiver. He would downback and I would feel like I was getting pressured.
He had the unnerving calm of a serial killer, almost like he was mocking my panic. Everything was always under his control.
>>531557941>their frame 1 specials.lmao git gud
>>531557937Blocking every Vas player until he gets nerfed.
>>531557937nope, prease buy our batteru pass skin!!!
>>531559159tales from the S+ abyss
>>531559050I WANT to launch the game but I don't want to play against Vaseniggas
>>531561765that's fine you can play against ferry instead
or cag
or buffed bubz
or buffed ladiva
....
or grimnir
:)
>>531561765>>531561893Honestly my most hated characters right now are Vas, Ladiva, Cag and Lucifaa
There has to be some counterplay to Narmaya's U flip
There has to be
I'm sure there is
>>531562585bro, your c.H?
Hello!
What will this day bring?
Time to eat something nice.
Tough night.
>>531564018corny as hell this bitch is so fucking lame but because shes like 10th in the cornball line you just gotta not complain about her
until they actually stabilise all the lame as fuck characters
>>531564018broken ass soriz
>some S++4 reddit zoi can take a match against a GM luci
>>531569053you have to be very high skill to play zooey
>>531569053reddit homoangel players aren't particularly good
Man you really fall upwards in this game
Funny how i dought against people obviously better than me... only to next be matched against people obviously worse than me... despite being obviously farmed i managed to get out of C.
You guys think i need to learn obscure techs to continue climbing like meaty and safejabs/jumps?
>>531574074you can make it to master without ever doing a safejab, safejump and while being thrown out of half of your meaties.
>>531574357I play a lowtier though
>>531574965everybody in this thread does
>>531575327Tardlotta isn't a low tier.
>>531575660not even in the top 10 pickrates
>>531575753Low-tier confirmed.
>>531575986as said by osama bin laden " they choose the strong horse."
>>531575753Maybe it's because her character design is simply unappealing. If we go by your retarded logic, the bottom 7 of this game would be:
>Anre>Eustace>Lancelot>Lowain>Percival>Seox>Grimnir
>>531575660She is a honest mid tier who earns her wins, specially against everyone who disagrees with this.
>>531576606this is how you know this is not the gayest fighting game
>>531577180Don't try to run from reality.
I played without telling anyone today
I just wasted 3 hours setting up original Warcraft 3 for a family member instead of playing Rising.
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>>531579665But that's a nice thing, anon.
It's a great game.
>>531579665literally how
i assume blizzard doesnt provide an installer anymore with the dogshit remake
>>531579807>>531579972Yeah, they dont.
And everytime you install a new version something breaks.
First, it was setting the language to my OS, so i had to edit registry.
Then, the resolution was impossible to change, so i had to change the registry again.
Then it would have no sound besides sfx.
After that, the movies wouldnt play, no cinematics and no unit speech.
Then, it would only work with enUS, not even enGB.
After fixing all that, the cinematics still wouldnt play, black screen with just sound and no subtitles.
Then, the cinematics were playing in low resolution, which i couldnt change.
When i finally decided to just export cinematics from different version of the game it turned out they are language locked so i would need to get them in my language to be able to do that (which i basically couldnt find online).
I tried the Reforged cinematics but that was just too annoying.
So i left the cinematics playing in low resolution with no upscale or anything, because after all the game is old and my family member wont complain about it as long as all the dialogs and the whole game works in my native language.
Oh, and did i forget to say that changing language also makes all tooltips go missing?
You also couldnt select Reign of Chaos campaign due to missing elements and black screen on the difficulty screen.
At least its done and i hope they have fun playing it.
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>>531580759why did you not just pirate it?
>>531581101I did exactly that, there is no way to get the original Warcraft 3 from Blizzard now even if you would want to buy it.
>>531581214Don't know if this still works.
https://pastebin.com/trQYz6XR
>>531581921why would a vtuber make up such lies
You guys have any side gaes for when queue is too dead?
Considering picking up either strive or sf6 as a side game.
>>531585582You literally said it, if you want a populated fighter for when queue is dead, just get the most populated fighters out right now.
I tend to just play any other game or just lab if no queue is happening
nothing but carried dogshit in ranked rn, unfortunate
I find it funny how i beat the shit out of a kat which is currently top 5 but i fold like a bitch to ANY anila.
Cant roll the fireballs, cant jump cus she has a nigger dp fast as fuck.
Why do people say she is lowtier?
>>53158797395% of sheeptards just cry and masturbate instead of learning to play the game
>>531585582I play Pathfinder Kingmaker, Soulstice or stay in Training Mode.
>hey bro just throw bea after a 214H haha
>she literally can get a normal in before a throw despite negative
What the actual fuck?
>>531594864214H is +4 on block
>>531594864>it clashes with 2H, too fast to be dped on reactionJesus christ...
>>531596462Yeah my mistake, selected her to test what strings are gapless and got confused.
I HATE THINGS THAT CLASH OR CRUSH 2H
>>531596695Also you have to be literally frame perfect to get a throw. No leniency at all here. Holy fuck how is this character kit considered balanced? If you dont she can easily end the blockstring at +-0
>>531579807This bitch works great for Whatsapp stickers
I have never touched her game but I save all of them
>>531597157>Fatchang phasing through your 2H for the 2348390754th timesI know. I KNOW it's dumb to try to 2H her on fwip, but fuck me if it isn't annoying as fuck to see her just clip her way through the whole animation.
>>531594864you are supposed to evade and then throw
>>531598228Yeah i know, but like i said its frame perfect. If you do it right the grab activates litetally 1 frame before a perfect post landing jab becomes active.
Frankly considering ehat ive been seeing while labbing i am thinking that a roll into reset neutral or a 22H as luci are thr best options here.
This character causes much seethe
*This thread Djeeta-chan is actually Djeeta-kun
g
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God I want to go back and play Tekken, but the game is still in such a sorry state that this Vaseraga and Ladive laden garbage is still a better game
um...shouldn't you be working right now? returning shopping carts, delivering food, working the returns section in target, volunteer work picking up trash...
you cant just post haha funny grub stuff all day...
>>531603007jorkin my shit right now
>>531603007Boss fucked up so my credentials expired and i cant enter rooms to work so i am at home doing fuck all and getting paid... for now.
>>531603768A bunch of retarded Indians in IT did that to the whole branch in my country once so literally no one there could work.
>>531603007>you cant just post haha funny grub stuff all day...Try me
Also fuck your puppets
Paragon's every saturday and you can still sign up on that day, right
Might try entering this week
>>531604375it's just so easy...
>>531604539hope you're talking about NA
retards now spamming their off-topic trash weeb erp "games"
this general has reached end of life like 90% of the catalog
>>531603007I took today off. Fuck work
>>531603007My wrist is injured and my dominant arm has been somewhat fucked for the week or so.
can someone post that frog shuffle clip?
Vampy2
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>>531605361i think that's berry berry nice you are giving priority to your mental health instead of working
>>531605280>this general has reached end of lifegiwtwm
>>531605280*svckz yore dick*
>>531581921lmao poketranny shitter got exposed
>anila has a 6f antiair
?????
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED? WHY ARE SHOTOS SO BROKEN
REEEEE
nice eu bracket
i love this region!
>>531608579stop posting the shit version
dogfucker vs kot in a stick on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/nyhiu_
i have more gemmies than that europoor dogfucker
>>531612371Which tournament is this?
This dogfucker is pretty damn unhinged
>>5316123714 lowains, 2 cags (forma de 3rbf), 2 vas, 1 anre, 1 gran (forma de giga random) and 1 2b
why would anyone enter these brackets?
>>531612371KEK Know all those names and holy fuck no idea who I'd rather fight, it's an army of cancer. probably fanfir unironically and he's on fucking 2B, this should tell you everything
blue nade is actually broken
>>531612371>>531613684>>531613718who do you even like playing against?
>>531614141have you seen this list
>>531613684it's barely 6 characters out of the 30 in the game and only 1 one of them is honest, for how honest gran's retarded op pressure can be
it's literally nothing but gimmick troons
>>531614310one of the replies said he'd choose the 2b player, but there's a Vira player in there
besides
Lowain is fine, Cag is fine, Gran is fine
that leaves you with... Anre, 2B and Vas?
>lowain is fine, cah is fine
LMAO
>Lowain is fine
>Cag is fine
>Lowain is fine
Lamao
>Cag is fine
Roffel
lol
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>Lowain is fine, Cag is fine,
>>531614764>>531614821>>531614962>>531615007got the reee, now we only need the sults
samefag
vas player losing to a fucking vira
how dogshit do you have to be? it's like losing any matchup as metera
>open link
>lowain mirrors
great start
commentator having a melty over a shitty online bracket with stalling lowains
>>531581921I don't think I want to play anymore...
When are they adding Burning Out The Blue?
How can you have so many crystals?
i need to write these names down for my block list.
shit ass gimmickroon can't fucking play without flowcharting and the second he plays someone that won't fall for it he looks like shit
fuck you anreNIGGER
>>531618849we're just lucky that anre isn't as good as vas or lowain, imagine the terror
>>531618685>>531618485>2 years later when the game is dead because no more seasons and content>6 players in the last 24 hours>At least....I had 33k gemmies with Uno......>no kids no wife still living at home>no one remembers a single granblue player's name
>>531619197sounds kinda based
This game is not very competitively enjoyable. The most fun you can get from it is by playing for fun with friends or, like we do, lobby goers.
The competitive aspect of it is absolutely terrible. You don't even need to point out the gimmick fraud characters, just look at basic mechanics. SSBA exists purely to scam games.
Imagine playing chess and winning and then little Timmy suddenly just throws 3-4 of your pieces away because it's le epic comeback mechanic.
This is the same issue I have with some hobbies that are meant to stay hobbies as they were meant to be fun activities but they get brought to the extreme for no reason at all.
When Among Us was popular, do you remember the people tryharding it...? Why would you do that?
It doesn't cost you anything to be mice...
>6 players in the last 24 hours
because we'll all be on granblue fantasy versus rising: unleashed version
with 5k daily players
Next time at least leave the 'gimmick' to the end of your shitpost so I don't stop reading it so fast
And refrain from attaching cock to your shitposts.
>>531619530Will GBFVSRU™ feature uncut Djeeta?
>>531617891>annoying pokefag quitsThis might be the best news all week. Thanks again to Basedman Pojo for the certified hood classic.
>the game is bad but i will continue to play it and still complain in season 4
>>531619484>Imagine playing chess and winningAnd suddenly the game is a draw because your opponent can't move during his turn. Yes, even chess hass a (sort of) comeback mechanic.
Also SSBAs are relatively tame in that regard when you consider that they don't do that much extra damage compared with regular SBAs.
7581974
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>>531620110This drawing better have a penis
>>531619989i play it and curate my matches so i never tilt. the game is actually fun when i don't have to fight the pachinko characters.
>>531620110when season 4 is here you will be posting
>seaons 5you did this for 2 seasons now
>captcha stdaw
>>531619889you are definitely one of the weirdest, most schizophrenics users in here
i sent in a feedback form mocking the devs that i use alt+enter all the time in master rank and nothing can be done about it
i sent it with a japanese proxy since they filter gaijin IPs
6457556
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>>531620189It's just a head shot of my wife. FutaGODS don't make their waifu a futa.
>>5316196921) I use cock and attach her to my posts as much as I like. Why would I listen to your pathetic pledging?
2) "I-It's a shitpost!!!" is a lazy and very telling way to tell that you have no argument against mine. You can't even reach baby mode GM, how would you even know what the game plays like at a high level to disagree with me?
3) I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know, that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to you vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcissist? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world... let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this, with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, its real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.
>>531620314im pretty sure theyve soft confirmed a season 5 for strive and they still do the
>s5 lmaothing over there
these people are just very limited
>>531620617ew EW EWWWWW IT'S A FEMALE
>>531620617dare I ask when you even do want futa then?
he's got you there, chicken poster #1 ehehe
>>531620996When I'm horny and just want to jerk off. It is a fetish after all.
>>531620807I didn't read your post but it looks funnier than the first one so congrats on the evolution
>>531620401I'm a simple man. I see someone I don't like, and I want gone.
Posting this corny chibi to wash some of the current bitterness away.
>>531621196You try my patience creature. Heretofore your good and benevolent master has been content to rest comfortably in his velvet armchair, chatting amicably with the other superior beings on such profound and intellectual topics such as world peace and quantum physics. But your antics have angered your master, dog. You have ignored the laws by which your inferior species are expected, nay, REQUIRED to abide by. Your tomfoolery and shenanigans are at an end, pet. Return AT ONCE to your designated kennel, wherein all good and obedient pets reside. You are to be neither seen nor heard unless otherwise commanded by your wise and omnipotent master. Animal, you have disappointed me. You have brought much shame to your station. Heed my words, pet, or receive thusly the retribution and swift justice of your merciless master. Know your place and despair, dog.
I don't understand people who self insert in porn.
And no, it's not related to lack of imagination or creativity for I am more creative than anyone else in here.
Djeeta cock.
>>531621527me on the left
>>531621527I don't understand the people who can jack it to their own porn, because I never could.
Male fox.
>>531622354Kou anus sniffa
>>531622589>immediately started winning nyoticing
>>531620945>Comparing Rising to StriveHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>devs keep hyper buffing characters into top tiers
>certain top tiers will forever be punished for being strong on release
>when the game fully ends development we will have reached kusoge levels of character changes
I'm fucking scared we keep going down this path
>>531623492Welcome to DBFZ
>>Comparing Rising to Strive
>HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>531623492I guess the EVO patch will tell us how things will be from now on
>>531623923soriz buffed!!
>>531623615Jej I knew what it was from the thumbnail alone.
Still can't fathom why they gave armor on fucking potbuster.
>531623615
>Retard thinks I'm talking about the gameplay
Season 3 copers aren't the brightest, huh.
Do I cheer for Lowain or 2B
I spread my buttcheeks to FKHR so he'll add Kou to the game. I did this for you guys, I gave my dignity away for (you)
>>531623615based pot dunking on trannies
>>531624330but I prefer You
>>531624551I tried too but he said "omanko, ie ie, no dearu", so you get bussy instead
>>531624330unfortunately we are getting the tranny draph now. no not ladiva.
>>531624693Well, beggars can't be choosers. A Kou is fine too.
>lose two interactions in a round
>die
how is this supposed to be fun
>>531624995Me on the left
>>531625167it isn't, that's why I don't play Strive
>Master Cag pressing a normal after blocking Vira's 214M
Is EU really this bad?
>>531625392I thought we all knew Cags don't learn MUs and focus on their flowchart and then get angry if they lose one single match
>>531625392the good players are pretty good but unfortunately there's wayyy more shitters, doesn't help that the characters they play allow them to float up the ranks
so yes eu is pretty ass outside of a few players
thats right CAG GOD RUN YOUR GAMEPLAN
Do you like Lowain yet? huh? Do you? DO YOU?
>>531625923bitch ass cagtroon
>>531627823>lowain dp low profiles f.m lowains punishxd
>>531627837what the fuck is this
>>531627823I like Raziel
>>531627837I don't know about the ballbusting shit but holy fuck those girls are hot
>>531628019Some weird porn, looks like
>>531627837this is what it would be like if lowain and his bros were girls instead
EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR GBVSG
>>531630560Shut up 0range Troon.
>>531630560is there an actual vod of this or is it lost to time
i wont be taking my meds today
>>531630754i lost mine last night. suicide pact soon?
>>531630849some things are better off lost to time
>No matter who wins, it's going to be a Lowain mirror grand finals
Cygames should just region ban the entirety of EU and terminate their licenses to play the game.
>>531616839>poketroon when he sees someone with basic footsies
00dk
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>>531631451Mad cuz bad, poketroon
>>531631451>can't combo un granblue
>>531631471Styahp I don't want to see this
>>531631471hate this nigga so much
glad he only wins anything within first 6 months and then can only play MK and loses everything else
>>531630754>lose my pink square>"that sucks. but it's fine. i can get it back">lose my orange square>"why do I keep rematching these fraudniggers? why do I keep playing when I'm tired? i should take a break until the weekend">keep playing and keep losing matches>"I am so goddamn trash at everything I do. I should just end myself"
Stop caring about the fucking square you vain autists.
if you ever lose your pink and cant get it back then you are actually garbage lmao wouldnt have known this is even a thing if not for this congregation of shitters
>>531616839>me when I lose to a green square mashing 66L into autocombo on block
>>531631975anonymous. . .
>Imagine an onion that's grown into a little bol
This tourney is peak.
>1 hit into offscreen 3 times overhead and im dead
Grimnir has to be stopped!
>>531632396>picthat was definitely something.
>>531631975you got the wrong degenerate black man
cotw
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Oh yeah, that happened.
>>531632947Grimnir being strong in the corner is one thing, but his corner carry is fucking retarded so he can always start his bullshit after hitting you once.
>fight this lowain 4 times
>he wins 3 times
>get ssba on his jump because he thought ill blue grab
>this happens
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED
>>531634580you can name and shame the lowigger
>>531634724there's gonna be so many no shows
>>531634724hey that is better than i expected
>>531634724Sank u Chipotle-sama
>>531634724Mr. Polves is unironically gonna have 90% DQs, moving Rising up to 4th again
>>531632207> Tfw I dodge this congregation of shitters because I lose my pink square to themBelow garbage bros...
>>531634580you deserve it vasnigger
>>531634724Are those SF numbers lower than last time? Wasn't it at 6K or something ridiculous like 8K?
Wolfniggers are such fools!
>>531635681SF only spikes during its first year and gradually falls every following year until the next game releases.
>>531636192sf6 spiked during its second year
https://x.com/Rensoshi/status/1945895019627647139
>>531637090okay and? shit is unplayable for the kat in 99% of interactions
>>531637217but monarch still has to cry about it
>>531635681It's getting retardedly expensive to attend these events.
