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>>531484497>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
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>EN ScheduleCurrent Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
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https://rentry.org/umst
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We're reaching the beginning of the end, or rather the end of the beginning. We're all gonna make it bros.
>He thinks he can get Kitasan in under 200 rolls
>the dot is light green
HOLD. THE ODDS ARE GETTING BETTER
>>531494835 (OP)is it Uma Musume or Umamusume?
This is yakuza approved art.
Give me pics of Kitasan's FAT honkers.
>>531494835 (OP)ah yes, this is the correct thread.
>>531494981IDK the simulator says I can
what is with this schizo and no number threads?
>>531493687>The GCP has suggested that changes in the level of randomness may have occurred during the September 11, 2001 attacks when the planes first impacted, as well as in the two days following the attacks.
Do I save up head start tickets or can I use them right away
This one! This one is hired!
>>531495094NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>531495021it was uma musume before, as in horse girl, but it's umamusume as a single word now
>>531495016wait so is red or blue best
>>531495027who decides the final model for each uma?
Are you ready for the third kitasan impact
https://youtu.be/p3ck5s8DuoY
FINE MOTION SUCKS
FINE MOTION IS WORSE THAN DAIWA SCARLET
>>531495132the pool never updates so use them if you want to, you can also hold onto the selector until you get all but one, if you're a collector that is
>everyone tells the other OP to fuck off
>the GCP sudden massively spikes on the index
wtf, the noosphere is real?
Letโs wait until page 10 to make new threads
>>531494835 (OP)I can't wait to get her as trainee after abandoning her in JP all these years
>>531495192depends on your star sign and what kind of meridians you have
>>531495192was blue the best?
POKKE CHAN
GIVE ME YOUR POWER
>>531495147>you will never experience thisLife is unfair
>>531495078what is his endgoal?
How many more threads before kita kita-s?
>>531495192this is a greenpilled general, pull NOW while the iron's hot
>>531495192Red for north, blue for south.
>>531495380AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>531495268>It was karenschizo all alongBACK
BACK TO /VN/ YOU FIEND
>>531495268Wouldnโt work here
>>531495337UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY PITS
>>531495246>FINE MOTION SUCKSyeah, me
>>531495410Should be midway next thread at the reate we're going.
MAE EEE
MAE EEE
SOU MAE EEEE
THE FUCKING DOT IS FLUCTUATING TOO MUCH THIS IS A BAD OMEN ABORT EVERYTHING
>>531495380WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So we all agree that Rednu is a retarded faggot and no one should listen to him, but which guide YouTubers are actually giving good advice?
>>531494974Thanks, Ozzy Osbourne
>>531495445Don't listen to this fucking retard, in summer it's the other way around. Pull on blue if you're north, pull on red if you're south.
>>531495356blue = little numerical variance
therefore you'll get kitasan in the average amount of pulls
red = high variance
therefore you could either have insanely good or insanely bad luck.
Basically if you don't trust the amount of carats you have pick red. If you've got enough to feel confident then pick blue
So what was the point of rolling FM? this card only works if you have kita mlb?
>>531495504IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>531495603i already told you to think for yourself, retard.
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
>>531495603i give good advice
I will get MLB Kitasan and I have a 9* stamina uma and I'm NOT sharing my ID
ready for an entire thread filled with nothing but screenshots of people's rolls
>>531495027well yes. this is my male handsome wife showing off his chest. whats wrong?
Forget all the schizos
THIS is the real thread
>>531495681>>531495681>>531495681
i'm going to take a nap, you should too, the banner won't go anywhere
>>531495603None. Youtube is the bottom of the barrel in terms of advice.
>>531495572Matikane give me luck
For me its
>Nice Nature
>Air Groove
>Tokai Teio
>Symboli Rudolf
>Air Shakur
in that order
>>531495665>I'M SO SMURT I READ THE DOCUMENTnot the great reply you think it is
>>531495567nice natie fluffy fluffs
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>>531495572Sending red energy so you all roll empty.
>>531495692Tazuna...why does your ass smell like an uma's....
>>531495603>So we all agreeGo back to youtube and reddit
>>531495740MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>531495760Bwo the hot period
any game recs that have breeding/lineage type mechanics like this game? i'm enjoying that part the most i think
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post it
>>531495603this one has the best advice.
>>531495786the order is wrong, otherwise I'd actually agree
>>531495603Form your own opinion
>>531495851dot won't reach red until 3 +- 5 hours from now. you can fit a quick power nap in.
>>531495786For me it's the umas that has the biggest butt.
Please don't reroll.
The umas you trained and memories you formed would be all for nothing.
>>531495786Nice should be 3rd on the list
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>>531495603I'm going to com some Skeb artist to redraw this with El Condor Pasa so we can post it when ever one of you SEAniggers crawl out of the woodworks to advertise your little shitstain youtube channels
>>531495796you can't make an argument like that while asking for someone to literally think for you, retard.
STOP THINKING ABOUT THE DOTS YOU RETARDS, ITS ON CONCIOUSNESS AND YOU ARE CONCEPTUALIZING IT ON THE LEVEL OF THOUGHT MEANING YOU'RE FEEDING IT AND CHANGING IT. WE'LL NEVER GET PRIME COLORS
>>531495876Fire Emblem Awakening
>>531495837I wonder that too.. I must do further research
>>531495876Crusader Kings is really fun
>>531495786CUUUUUUUUUUUTE I LOVE HER SO MUCH BROS
>expect to love the main characters and some of the 3 stars>somehow randomly do nice natures career and fall in love with her instead
>>531495786>counting tranny has shit tastebig shocker
>>531495078Fucking KILL yourself already, Hertaschizo.
>>531495851Still waiting on leaks for when that will be
>>531495876Crusader Kings mod the portrait with umas.
>>531495603Victoria Frontier gives good advice and has a discord where ids for good parents and guest cards are posted.
>>531496064AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T STOP IT
I'M THINKINGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>531494835 (OP)is rudolph's unique skill meant for being a late surger? not triggering that much as a pace chaser.
>>531495603I thought kyou k was cool till I found out that he plays ffxiv
>>531495603JP players obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnhYR24R9o
>>531494835 (OP)how much longer? I'm bad with time zones
>Arima Kinen 1st place gets 3.8M dollars
no shit these umas are loaded as fuck
>>531496339it already ended bwo
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>531495973I carry the memories and bond I've formed with my umas always, from JP, and even to now, and they do too. Rerolling will never erase that bond.
>>531496105i will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater
>>531496339just be yourself bro
>>531495603Victoria Frontier is the best.
MooMooCows MooTuber is good.
Miss Nekopon is good, but not very informative sometimes.
CluedoUma and IgorAkou are decent but offer some questionable advice.
>>531496403Daiwa taking you on days long shopping trip!
>>531495147Why does hiring involve marriage??
>>531495268Karen is NOT an uma
You want the real thread?
Ok here it is
>>531495957>>531495957>>531495957
It will be so fucking funny if this whole kitasan fomo ends up blowing up and killing the global server
I just saw two episodes of the story mode and almost cried.
>>531495603out of the ones ive watched probably victoria and nekopon
>>531496463What's this site
>>531495876There is a jp porn game like that but I forgot the name
>>531496403imagine if we all pooled our money together, buy a horse, name her Yotsuba and let it race in Japan.
We could split the earnings back in google playstore cards to redeem.
>>531496453Im laughing so hard at this
>>531496301>he plays ffxivwtf now i want to sub
Will we hit new peak because of kitasan?
>>531496465You're free to visit my house however much you like.
>>531494959post more comics
>>531496467training McQueen to be a dirty girlโฆ
>>531496453>#999999999999Okay, that one made me chuckle.
>>531496463Iโm ready to embrace the end of my trainer career
>>531496642EL CONDOR PASA
>>531496580It would be funny if I slapped you across the face with my penis, but is that realistically going to happen, sir?
DOT IS CURRENTLY: LIME GREEN
>>531496696Unrelated visual novel character
>>531496249triggers consistently for me as pace
if you're #1 already halfway into the race it won't, obviously
maybe more wit?
>>531496462Iron Maiden... My beloved
>>531496403doesn't the money come from betting though
i thought betting didn't happen in uma races
If I don't get at least 3 kitasan niggas I'm going to kill the president of the United States tomorrow
Reminder to only roll when the dot is blue.
https://gcpdot.com/
>>53149658099% of the playerbase won't unlock the affinity trait that makes the card broken, then we'll see a moderately sized backlash cuz retards only inform themselves thru youtubers
>>531495887The last G1 is a medium dirt race that El can't run. The other ones are all sprint and year 3 races that I keep forgetting to schedule.
>>531496403honestly doesn't even seem that much. horses are expensive to raise, race horses even more so, and then you have to also pay the jockey, trainers, etc. the farms also have to account for all those horses they trained that didn't win but still cost them money. yeah they still profit but they're not professional athletes on 10 mil contracts
I hear you get a crazy zenkai boost from hitting spark without getting a single SSR
I'm just watching Golshi story while waiting
>>531495197wait a minute.....
>>531496785rudolf skill isn't a wit check, it always triggers if you meet the conditions.
>>531495887how do you even check that?
>>531496595https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
kitasan black was so powerful that it killed /vg/, sugoi
Anon remember, delete your account if canโt get mlb kitasan
>>531496913dont they get sponsors or something like that?
>>531496914ive been waiting weeks for someone to post this
>>531495197what the fuck is this shit
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It's skill issues, but I keep failing with King Halo.
I just can't juggle
>having to run 2 sprints to get on a sprinter finale
>enough stam for a medium
>enough power to be a late surger
>enough speed for a sprinter
>like 300+300 in wit and guts
>your parents need to give A to both mile and medium (desu B on mile is prolly enough)
I was thinking, late surge for the medium to save on stamina, then use front or pace for the sprints to save on power.
But like, you need power for sprints to accelerate.
Maybe I should try some meme 4 gut 2 wit support.
>>531495197My favorite ningen girl
>>531497009dia-chan nursing handjob
>>531496913the real money comes from breeding, that's why all these horses retire early so they have more time to fuck
Surely I will be blessed with great fortune for completing Matikanefukukitaru's career. Comfy run all in all. Cute hors.
>2* guts and 3* URA Finale
lol. lmao, even.
>>531496569smells like poo in there
>HE/SHE IS STILL REROLLING
MAMMA MIA!
GET A JOB
>>531495920>>531495665No
I find it much better to have someone else do the work.
And you should too.
>>531496334Except for the Japanese.
Theyre worse.
Fuck we need to roll NOWWW
>>531496453you didnt post in the real thread
now the real thread is coming for your anus
>>531496538Why does this image exist?
>>531497004Click the trophies button on the main screen
>>531497159>race horse's entire career is an adno wonder gold ship didn't bother
>17k carats
How we feeling sub-30k bros?
>>531497323dont fuck this up toreina san
>>531497360What the fuck man
>>531497180>No number 7 in rating, wins, or racesYou pulled the great misfortune reading bwo...
If i manage to reroll for 4 copies, how behind/ahead will i be overall in a month compared to day1 players?
>>531497279Images on demand
>>531497390I have 500$ locked and loaded in case of emergency
>>531497224well, have fun falling for misinformation then.
the "work" has already been done and compiled in a very quick and easy way to digest format and you're still begging for someone to think for you.
you're not gonna make it.
>>531497418>Iron willerm...
>>531497390If I'm bricked, I'm bricked
>>531497418yeah, good for your penis. her events suck bwo.
>>531497418ok tell me a single good use of iron will.
>>531496462Kazuya did nothing wrong btw. Murderwhores deserve to die.
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>>531495887Once I finish my Power 9* spark I'll start doing the collections and missions but this is what I've got.
>>531497536In japanese.
In illegible text.
>>531497390See how it goes with what you have and then decide to reroll or not. Seems easy enough.
Ive made 200 reroll accounts, im ready
>>531497437>triggered by something a PG13 movie would displayShut the FU K up Karen
I wanna roooolllllllllllllllll
I almost cried with emotion when my horse crossed the finishing line in 1st. I was full of pride
Maybe i've been playing this too much
gonna do a teio run to appease the kitablack
>>531497598>Kazuya did nothing wrongcorrect, because he married all of them.
>>531497418Sorry but I've been getting my IRON WILL from Aoi in the other room
>>531497418>Iron will>Random events are either Guts or detrimental>Entire chain gives a whole 15 energy, and more gutsI've seen R cards that are less of a brick
Anons, I want infinite TPs.
A tarot card reading for this thread and their rolls had gotten "The Star" for self-perception, "Death" for want, "The World" for fears, "Strength" for what is going for you, "Judgement" for what is going against you, but the results will be splendorous for you have received "The wheel of fortune"
imagine being a meta slave
>>531497390I'm close enough that the two 7500 packs will carry me to the finish line if necessary
>>531497646News source on that? What's even happening there?
When will we be getting those 4.5k carrots? In 1h too? Or later?
>>531497418yeah her tits are great. Can't say the same about her skills, though.
>>531497646No i dont like a child being subject to racial violence
I am unfortunately not enough of a raging cunt to get off to that
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>>531497390Why dont you guys have any gems? Did you try playing the game?
>>5314976083 star ura finale spark too thats a good one grats
Banner Umas like Bourbon and TM Opera are removed from the line up on upcoming banners or they reamain with the same rate as the others?
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im scare
Is the 1 kitasan black from pity enough? im convinced I'm not gonna get any in 200 pulls
>>53149744214 is 7 times two, thats twice the luck
So does the JP server have events or any uses for paid carots that normal ones can't fulfill? I've played a few gachas where for 2+ years they don't do any banners for paid currency.
>>531497938I have a weak will and rolled about 90 times on the other banners
>>531497390Too attached to my wife to reroll now whatever happens happens
FUCKING CALM DOWN EVERYONE
can you all stop shitting up VG? There are 8 Uma generals up rn
>>531497159would you rather have 10,000,000 carats, or one kitasan black child?
>>531497883>Increase Target Speed (0.35)this shit is even more broken than I thought, holy fucking mogged.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531497897It's not even human bro
>>531497961Oh. Well, we had a good run. See you on the other side!
>>531497390I'll just get lucky and pull it
easy as
>>531498071target speed is shit, accel all the way
>>531498065>you allone guy
>>531498032my brother
the second i get to 1500 carats i cant help but roll
i'm sitting at 4500 right now which i wanna use so bad but i waited until the new card releases
Lul the autist of holo even logging in super early to roll. Idk how lucky she is but theres a theory of rolling while streamers are
>>531497864She doesnt need much skill with tits that big
>>531497993it's the consolation prize
if you get it you'll be on your way to mlb in 6 months which means borrowing the card from whales and rerollers in the meantime.
Kitasan rate will be .75%
That's only 250 rerolls to mlb, literally no excuse not to reroll.
>>531498007there are regular paid only 3* guaranteed banners
>>531497241thats average bro
its acutally 50/50 odds on kita
you either get her or you dont
>>531497608that's insane if you didn't steal it off reddit
>reroll for 3 copies, then do content and spend more carrots hoping for 4th/pity it
>reroll for 4 for a long time and pray
WHICH ONE ANONS
just gonna roll the banner because i need more support cards whatever happens happens
>>531497954They remain. I got an Opera when trying for Bourbon.
>>531498189is this confirmed?
>>531498065It's just one tranny on meltdown
sorry about that
>>531497734rudolf enjoyers where we at
anyone with knowledge of the JP version, do they refresh the discounted packs in the cash store ever?
Me? I'm mlbing Kitasan as a f2p.
>>531497961AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SHIROAKI-SAMA SAVE ME
Is it worth it to pull every 150 after I 0 our or wait til 1500 to pull bros I want as many chances I can get
>>531498065it's all one guy
>>531498241the former is pretty achievable but you'll definitely have to nolife the game for a few days to get all the reward carats stocked up
>>531497823Picked a fight with the wrong Bush
>>531497897>pick fight with Jeb Motherfucking Bush>black person loses fight >racial violence towards the black personOk Karen.
>>531498065Are we worse than /xivg/?
When does the event start?
>>531496538Karenschizo BTFO
jesus, bakushin is literally a cheat code
>>531498469No one says this
>>531498519She's just the tutorial character.
is top or bottom option better after winning a race?
>>531498065Sorry for pushing your dead general off /vg/
>>531498241easily the former: as soon as I get 3 copies, I'm no-lifing for that 4th/pity
why are there so many threads up
>>531498534Kill yourself, you triangular cunt.
>anons just learning about the dot
Always funny.
>>53149739024k after I finish the special challenge. Pretty sure I will hit 30k before the banner goes so I'm comfy.
>>531498594They won't CLEAN IT UP
>>531498594southeast asia's lack of mental health resources
>>531498220nah it's mine
now it's time to slowly convert to 9* Stamina
>>531498513There's only two generals that could rival /xivg/ in awfulness and
>we aren't even close
if I've rolled a bunch already, am I better off saving up until the next banner? will I just dilute my support pool by rolling continuously or is it only a couple of cards changing at a time
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>>531498513We're not even worse than /gbfg/
>>531498594SEA should be nuked off the map, for fuck's sake.
>>531497390I'm assuming I'll just borrow it, but I need the cards anyway.
guys I am so fucking nervous
what if it was all wasted
what if 31k + whatever I get isn't enough
what the fuck do I do
my life is literally over if i don't roll 5 kitasans in 1 multi
>>531494835 (OP)REROLL ODDS IS ON OUR FAVOR LADS
>>531496064what the fuck are you saying man
>>531498513dunno about /xivg/, but as far as thread schizos go in general, this is actually pretty tame
>>531498594new fags and tourists that refuse to use numbers or wait till the 9th page
>>531498670>Vodka>studyingWhatโs gotten into her?
what the fuck is Grass Wonder's career???
>>531498513people aren't erping as the horses yet so no
but xivg is fast as fuck they usually have like 3 900 post threads up
>>531498519you didn't beat the game
6 mins for banner or an hour and 6 mins?
>>531498815>253 rollshow long would that take legit?
>>531498694you lucky fucker. post ID if you aren't full on followers already
>hate opera
>got her
>don't care about oguri
>got her
Wtf is wrong with this fucking banner man I got 2 ssr and they're the ones I don't care about, I guess they're going to be forever G rank lmao
>>531498513Post femras, god I love femras
The actual thread for a fraction of you
>>531451787>>531451787>>531451787
>>531498815So basically .5% and im just gonna borrow, got it
i keep losing with mcqueen in the career mode my friend told me its because i havent trained up any other umas and i need to use them as support or something but when i pick another character i just feel like im cheating on mcqueen and get sad
>>531498513>newbabs don't even know about the guild wars 2 general, starcraft 2 general, or kerbal space program general
>>531498513This general is just fast so it has a lot of activity like multiple extra threads. In terms of thread content it isn't even on the level of bad as the average hoyo general
>>531498456I FUCKING KNEEL!
>5 star luna
>>531498905>hate Operawhy bro
I hate SEA Uma content creators so fucking much bros...
I will simply just roll 4 kitasans in 200 rolls
>>531498901A couple hours.
If it's 0.5% days.
>>531498964Well, in that case McQueen gonna abandon your weak gay ass for some other trainer who can fulfill her goals and wishes.
Can i reroll on emulator?
>>531498609i shit in your mothers mouth and then you eat my shit from her mouth
>>531496105i will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater
>>531498513We're not even worse than limbabs, let alone the likes of /xivg/, /alter/ or /gbfg/
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You niggas ready for Kitasan Black?
>>531498964You have to train others to make McQueen the strongest. She is my favorite uma and was my first URA finals clear, but to be the best trainer for her you have to train others too.
I want 3 copies of this kitasan bitch
>>531499098yesterday people pointed out mumu
>>531498948fuck off i have league fatigue
>>531499106Don't mind me, just pirating this Mcqueen.
>>531499039Looks like a man
>>531496840>These numbers are actually random. But are they really?? There's no way to know for sure!awesome
>>531498456How much money down the drain anon? I wanted to 5 star my uma wife too but 300 star pieces is too much.
>>531498670scarlet seems a little slow
>>531499167is mumu better than bluestacks for multi rerolling?
rednu showing how to reroll on stream.
Bunch of newbies are gonna reroll now.
>>531499175We miss you, anon!
>>531499167i have mumu12, it didn't let me
>>531498292Same, the only none R speed cards I have are the mlb'd event and a 0lb Eishin. The R ones aren't maxed out either
pickin up some burgers and wings before rollin, you fellas want anything?
>>531498803nigga you're rolling first and foremost to get a stronger deck and uncap good SR's
Kita is great and all, but you need one copy (that you already have the spark for) and that WILL be enough to uncap her later on if you keep playing the game and are patient. Stop stressing yourself over RNG bullshit, roll whatever you have to roll and go have fun man.
Bros I'm nervous
Bros I'm scared of not making it...
>>531499198And we have people who get triggered over Jeb Bush throwing 3 punches in a fight he didnt start lmao
>>531499106thanks anon, this bitch will be the Gengis Khan of /uma/
>>531499325i want you to enjoy your meal bro !!
>>531499303Do we have a girly ryan before she lost all hope?
>>531499090if i was in that situation i wouldnt have to make king halo run laps so she magically makes mcqueen stronger for some reason
>>531499130its suffering for me i just dont give a shit and spam random buttons during the training sequences and then lose really quick. i recognize im being unreasonable
>>531498815>0.5% ratei aint rolling that
>>531499109Markham is a really nice place in Canada. It has some tasty Chinese food there.
>>531497406>>531497693Fuck, I actually did it
Thought this run was fucked since she wound up on med URA instead of mile
Had to use a couple clocks due to her low stamina and swing maestro not showing up, but we got there
And now to the onsen
The blackening is coming...
>>531499248you realize the victoria frontier people also have a reroll guide out there already too
content creators arent going to shy away from "free content"
>>531499325get me some chicken nuggies
Reminder that rerolling means giving up.
Never give up.
>>531499413Thanks, decided to treat myself before thisโฆ
>>531498353>>531498670My mad scientist can't be this cute.
good luck globalbros, personally I've seen Kitasan's cleavage more than 4 my grandparents combined so you're gonna use her for a long while
One hour until Kitasan Black (forma de carta soporte)
>>531498815>Every new account should start with this many pullsI'm 3k short of that, what am I missing?
>>531499362Just reroll, it's not hard.
You'll get mlb kitasan at around 250 rerolls which is just a few hours. Watch anime while you reroll.
>>531499472Redpill me on this.
>>531499578Linked account?
>>531499406so precious aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thinking about the bald guy with the headphones
>>531499303>talks about muscles all the time>is a stick like all other umas
>>531499547>2 copiesnice brick bwo
what's an "efficient turning" ?
I haven't even touched the game yet and have no clue how anything works. Gonna reroll for kitasan or whatever since if I do end up enjoying the game I don't wanna regret not spending a few hours rerollan early on like I have done in other gachas.
Do I get all the freebie pulls just by completing the tutorial and opening my mail (I have 11,310) or is there other quick ways to get carrots I should do as well?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP :)
>>531499578I just made an account and gotten 11.5k
>>531499631Literal autism they have a bunch of random number generators set up around the planet and when the before the jews hit the towers it did the thing so schizos believe it
We will have 0.75% banner.
Reroll chads are eating good right now.
>>531499442You are being unreasonable and a retard, but I know what it is to like particular characters. Just train other girls, follow whales and people who post their 9* horses here and you'll win with McQueen in no time.
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531499483I just moved to Brampton 2 months ago, its really nice.
Food is nice, people are nice, lots of community, and so much culture omg!
>>531499472It has reeled back
>>531499406This hag has really grown on me. Her hair is still silly thoughbeit.
soon
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Should I spend 250 carats to finish my last achievement?
>>531499794go back to /vn/ Karen!
>>531499631It's mearsuring how closely a bunch of random number generators around the world are to actual randomness. When it gets more red or blue it's less random. Pulls are also rng, so when the global rate is far from the middle, your pulls will likely be too. That just means far from the median than. It could be way worse than expected as easily as better.
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Wait, they reworked the Iron Will skill in the JP ver?
Everyone!
I'm hosting another set of races, called the Kitasan Meltdown Stakes!
We will be running one of each length, capping it off with a dirty mile at the end!
Please only enlist a single horse.
The first race is a sprint race and can be accessed at
>19067867
will start 15 minutes after this post if we didn't fill up by then
>>531499808Symboli will take care of tenno sho and japanese derby, I did Yasuda with Taiki
>>531498335just got the onsex
>>531499496Thought she'd be annoying, but she's actually incredibly cute.
What should I get off to before rolling?
>>531499808>teach a man how to fishhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
Wait, you don't get the guaranteed Kitasan with 200 exchange points anymore? I might actually end up boning myself even though I have 200 pulls saved?
>>531499909looks the same as ours?
I'm looking forward to all the Anons crying and shitting themselves the got no Brickasan cards after 200 rolls and the Anons celebrating their precious card and then complain they are bored to death after a week because they only have only a handful of characters to play with and no carats to roll for additional ones
Career loses still make me unfathomably mad. Is this a universal experience?
>>531499985is she going to pleasure herself with that fish
>>531499962I hate her mother thou
ATTENTION ALL TRAINERS
OBLIGATORY WATCH BEFORE KITASAN PULLS
https://youtu.be/oHTJUX9TZJ8
>>5314988030LB KB is better than 3LB welfare Special Week and has better events
>clowned on Suzuka with Air Groove
>she still gets depressed anyway
??
>>531500030you get the meta card now so you're free to roll on uma you like, fuckin dumbass McGee over here
>>531499970Kitapits for good luck
>>531499683
>>531499808ass wonder can do all 3 in a single run
>>531500030>they only have only a handful of characters to play withThat's why I acquired a Biwa beforehand!
>>531500030Jokes on you. I'm blasting it all on trainees.
REMEMBER TO PLAY MUSIC FOR LUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsgEeyjlm0A&list=PLmzm3LDmpBsqBlM1daQ86YPwPWJwSc449&index=28
>>531499949>i got 2nd prize instead of onsex in my runfuckkk
>>531500036been a while since I failed, having 18* sparks trivializes URA
Gonna watch the Uma anime while I reroll for MLB kitasan. Gonna be comfy.
>>531500071Except who tf has welfare spe at less than MLB?
>>531499949based
>>531500071I already have LMB welfare special retard tho?
>>531500030Honestly I just want Nice Nature shards
Get fuck Oguri you can't beat my cute mommy
>>531500030But I have 234 rolls saved and am looking forward to Seiun Sky's banner.
>>531499768Well damn, so it is. When I made my account two days ago I was definitely getting 2k less than this. Not gonna complain though. That plus linking the account
>>531499646 would make the difference.
Dawn of the final hour, how we holding up bwos?
>>531499874did you fuckin run 500 team trials already?
When is Karenโs banner?
>>531498694wow that horse is built for breeding
>>531499909EN: early phase
JP: early & mid phase, added increase lane change speed
brrg
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>>531500006I don't think it's the same
Bros.....most of us arent gonna make it...
>>531500206i started late ok!?!?!?
Kita's tits aren't even that big in the grand scheme of things but something about her race outfit makes them incredibly alluring
>>531500115You say that but youve exhausted every source of carats in the game
Fuckerrrr
>>531500030My MLB kitasan means I don't have to roll for support for a year and can just roll for umas a like.
Cope and seethe.
>>531500295People just reroll account for achivementrs since they count up total, not from one run.
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>>531499932>>531499932we are currently at 6 / 16 entries!
Get in here trainer-san!
THE DOT IS GONE.
KAITI-BASED SERVER CRASH/DELAY/MAINT?
>>531500295That's the last achievement. I have 250 left to go. Actually I don't remember how many carats and team trial reset is.
What's the official song to listen to while rolling for Kita, /uma/?
Will we get a new Steam peak?
damn jannies nuked the schizo
>>531500392well good thing there's no upcoming uma i care about
Fuckerrrrr
>>531500181I'm still not up to 18* sparks. The spark grind is soul sucking.
>>531500474Too many people paying attention to the dot. It hid in terror
where the fuck is my banner, we're running out of hours in "July 16 UTC"
where the fuck are the recovery buffs for front runners
>Card so mid they had to buff it during the anni
>>531500292My faith is unshakable.
>>531499909What the fuck, I would celebrate getting this instead of having a >mood down every time I see it
Hawawa
so many new friends
>>531500493Kitasan Blacked will melt faces and cause sodium overdoses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
The official song to listen while rolling for Kita
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these can't be used to uncap cards, right?
THE DOT IS YELLOW DON'T ROLL FOR KITASAN YOU WILL BE BRICKED
>>531500509actually only 51 pinnes
Looking for top 100 club! :)
22 mil fans and going up!
wcpc
218749305083
>>531500030I will be rolling Kitasan Nige then hibernating until Halloween to get Creek's alt (if it's coming)
Simple as
>>531498817Only real dotheads understand
>>531500464my Taiki is obviously superior
KITASAN
IM SORRY I CALLED YOUR SEASON MID
COME TO ME
>>531499303>Golshi>Taeo>And now RyanJust how many rivals does McQueen have?
>>531500571I love Eurobeat lady like you wouldn't believe.
>>531500715This will be me BTW
>>531500697uhhh... indians?
>>531500335it says the same thing except in Engrish though?
I can access the dot telepathically
can you faggots not? lmao
>>531500297Karen will NEVER be an Uma
>Oh I never did my daily roll yetWell then.
>>531500629Yes they can, that's how you get them mlb.
Just be warned the cost spikes, third copy is 2k and the final is 3k.
>>531500605so what your saying is I should go all in on satono diamond?
>>531500538your uma is just laughing at u anon
>>531500715where did you find my pov?
>>531500629yeah you can use them to uncap your Mcqueen and Rice. Next set cost 900 all the way up to 3000 I believe.
>>5314997103 is the best i got so far on 100
>>531500715How'd you get this picture of my account?
I NEED KITUSAN BLACKED NOW
WHERE IS I WANT TO ROLL FOR KITUSAN BLACK
KITUSAN
BLACK
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>>531499932Two more slots!
>>531500856speed is urara
>>531497938h-how
I played a lot and got 34k thought I was killing it
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS LITERALLY GOING TO HAPPEN
Anyone else getting Kitasan anxiety?
>>531500690dont know i filter them and all tripfags
>>531500981I'm not falling for your forced memes anymore Lou!
Is it normal to get small frame drops when characters do certain animations on PC?
so is there going to be any kind of event when the banner drops?
cause I've been holding onto my daily races/tp just in case there's event missions
cygames are going to kill the game if they make kitasan 0.5%
>>531498579top UNLESS you are at 15 energy or below
>>531496840Only roll when itโs redโฆ
>>531500605they buffed all the year 1 cards during anniversary
>>531499932AND THE RACE IS UNDERWAY
ztg
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>>531498609 i shit in your mothers mouth and then you eat my shit from her mouth
>>531496105 i will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater
I shit in your mother's mouth tranny janny. I use her tongue as toilet paper. She licks the rest of my shit off my anus with her tongue. Just when she thought the was done I diarrhea shit on her face. And you lick my diarrhea shit off your mothers face you shit eating janny
DIE IN A FIRE BURNING SLOWLY TRANNY JANNY
YOU MENTALLY ILL SHIT EATING SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY JANNY
I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH DAILY AND SHE TONGUES MY ANUS CLEAN
THEN I SHIT MY DIARRHOE SHIT ON HER FACE JUST TO BULLY HER AND YOU LICK HER FACE CLEAN YOU SHIT EATING TRANNY
IMAGINE BEING AS MENTALLY ILL AND DELTE MY VIDYA THREAS WHEN THE DOGSHIT BOARD IS FULL WITH OFFTOPIC GARBAGE
IMAGINE BEING A SINGLE DIGIT IQ MONKEY LIKE YOU THAT CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE TASK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU BREAK AAAAAAAALL YOUR LIMBS AND GET RAPED BY 20 NIGGERS YOU SUBHUMAN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT
>>531498815WHAT THE FUCK IS AN LB
MLB, 1LB, 2LB
THE LBS MASON-DOMO, WHAT DO THEY MEAN???
>>531501132>not gambling for -5 energy
>>531500715Is this even possible?
>>531500464FUCK I SAW IT TOO LATE
guess I'll be a genshin player
POST COOM MATERIAL I MUST GIVE MY SEED TO THE UMAS BEFORE ROLLING
>>531500715This card seems good, but what about the unit herself?
>>531501162Nice and comfy.
>>531501162I only have 50 rolls
We're in it to win it
>>531498579Top if you're a huge coward
Naturally, if you roll Teio first you'll get more Kitas.
>>531500713It's okay anon I'm on the same boat, even if kitasan comes I'll call her season mid every day
>>531501218limit break aka the teal diamonds you see in the card
Reroll chads are unstoppable right now.
>>531501085Have faith in the goddess of fortune!
>>531501213I really hope you're an USA citizen.
I'M TOO SCARED TO ROLL. I HAVE 39K BUT WHAT IF I DONT GET A SINGLE COPY? (aside from the spark)
>>531500292I had a dream last night I wasted a 10 roll
>>531501409Things will get better after kitasan...
What is all this dot talk? Are you guys finally undergoing psychosis?
>>531501289so better top since you dont want to gamble losing more energy
>>531501383then you will still a fuckton of good LMB SR's to use anon, that's the real objective here
>>531501409comfy threads died like 3 weeks ago...
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>>531499932And in a surprising twist, Sakura Bakushin O won the sprint race after all!
Hosting the mile room in just a moment!
I have 100 rolls, more than enough to MLB any Kitasan that moves.
>>531499406God fucking dammit don't make me want this cute hag more than I already do
>>531501383what the fuck are you even saving for then??
>>531501383it is what it is. You will at worse upgrade a metric ton of good SR's, it will be fine.
>>531501383Then reroll.
At 0.75% you have a pretty good chance right now though so don't stress just chill.
Why the fuck have there been multiple general OPs for the last 5 hours.
Get your shit together NOW or Kita won't be coming home
>>531501540only of these has a main role in a manga, therefore she's the best
>>531494835 (OP)Eat up /uma/!
Your favorite food!
Also rot in hell dogshit eating tranny janny
Go back swimming in cowshit you tranny cowshit eater
With these rolls handed down to me by the Jade Emperor I will have MLB Kitasan Black by the end of today.
>>531500030>they only have only a handful of characters to play with and no carats to roll for additional onesI was planning to save for Cafรฉ anyway, but yeah, Im kinda wondering that this could get boring quite fast without characters I really love to train and powerup.
I dont know how events work tho (I missed 90% of the first one)
>>531501508lmao this nigga ain't astral projecting into the noosphere. enjoy meatspace, idiot.
>>531501383You learn from your mistake and next time you'll pull only when dot is blue.
Should I cum to Diamond instead to trick the desire sensor?
>>531501556don't let king halo's mom see this
>>5315015562 times the Bakushinbowl champion btw
>>531501556She's actually the first horse I managed to finish the story with in one go, BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>531501528If you win a race the bottom option has higher EV
Because the choice from the top -15 is +10/-5
for all others it's -10/+10 but if you're gonna rest anyway might as well gamble on it
>>531501556based Bakushin dabbing on int inflated grandmas
>>531501556SAKURA BAKSHINDO SAKURA BAKSHINDO SAKURA BAKSHINDO
>if you whale for Kitasan black you are less than Human, you should feel bad and get beat up for playing this game in public. How dare you suggest I pay for that.
- Bald Man
Should I continue putting everything I have on the Kitasan banner after I spark her and fail to reach 4+ copies?
does anyone have videos of people that are really good at training?
i feel like im making a lot of suboptimal training decisions
>>531501508i have no idea
>>531501556more like king gaylo lmaoooooo
>>531500464ah fug, I put my king halo in the wrong running style
>>531494835 (OP)girI browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokรฉmon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
>>531501787SEX WITH MIHONO BOURBON
>>531501881I dunno anon why not fucking check the video game you stupid fucker
>>531501682>submitting your genetic material to the satono groupyou literally played into their keikaku dacchi...
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>>531499932>>531499932Next up in the Kitasan Meltdown Stakes - the melty mile!
It can be accessed at
>74198045Bring fastest horse, this race will be over in a blitz!
post support deck ideas for Nice Nature with speed/stam sparks
>>531501627>Mad because his shitty thread diedArent you the shit eater doing this over and over again?
i shit in your mothers mouth and then you eat my shit from her mouth
>>531496105i will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater I shit in your mother's mouth tranny janny. I use her tongue as toilet paper. She licks the rest of my shit off my anus with her tongue. Just when she thought the was done | diarrhea shit on her face. And you lick my diarrhea shit off your mothers face you shit eating janny
DIE IN A FIRE BURNING SLOWLY TRANNY JANNY YOU MENTALLY ILL SHIT EATING SUBHUMAN
PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY JANNY
I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH DAILY AND SHE TONGUES MY ANUS CLEAN
THEN I SHIT MY DIARRHOE SHIT ON HER FACE JUST TO BULLY HER AND YOU LICK HER FACE
CLEAN YOU SHIT EATING TRANNY
IMAGINE BEING AS MENTALLY ILL AND DELTE MY VIDYA THREAS WHEN THE DOGSHIT BOARD IS FULL WITH OFFTOPIC GARBAGE
IMAGINE BEING A SINGLE DIGIT IQ MONKEY LIKE YOU THAT CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE TASK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU BREAK AAAAAAAALL YOUR LIMBS AND GET RAPED BY 20 NIGGERS YOU SUBHUMAN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT
>>531502003How do people like you function?
Why do you play this game if you don't want to learn?
What's the point of booting the game up just to copy shit?
>>531501976Times 8 minutes.
>>531501039This feels like a typical NTR doujin
>>531501409current comfy status: 100% calm
>>531501307Arigatou very much
Am I missing out by not finding the horses hot?
>>531498609 i shit in your mothers mouth and then you eat my shit from her mouth
>>531496105 i will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater
I shit in your mother's mouth tranny janny. I use her tongue as toilet paper. She licks the rest of my shit off my anus with her tongue. Just when she thought the was done I diarrhea shit on her face. And you lick my diarrhea shit off your mothers face you shit eating janny
DIE IN A FIRE BURNING SLOWLY TRANNY JANNY
YOU MENTALLY ILL SHIT EATING SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY JANNY
I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH DAILY AND SHE TONGUES MY ANUS CLEAN
THEN I SHIT MY DIARRHOE SHIT ON HER FACE JUST TO BULLY HER AND YOU LICK HER FACE CLEAN YOU SHIT EATING TRANNY
IMAGINE BEING AS MENTALLY ILL AND DELTE MY VIDYA THREAS WHEN THE DOGSHIT BOARD IS FULL WITH OFFTOPIC GARBAGE
IMAGINE BEING A SINGLE DIGIT IQ MONKEY LIKE YOU THAT CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE TASK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU BREAK AAAAAAAALL YOUR LIMBS AND GET RAPED BY 20 NIGGERS YOU SUBHUMAN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT
>>531502003press the auto select button bro, it's for your own good.
>>531501579just let it happen bwo
I'm pretty sure it's the /bag/ schizo from Singapoore.
i follow some guy with a full mlb super creek, why does his support card appear sometimes at the start of my career when im picking the friend support and other times it's not there
i dont think theres a limit on how many times you can use a friends support card
IM NOT READY I'M NOTREADY CYGAMES DELAY PLS
>>531500030I have 16 umas and 30k to roll though
>>531502046>He's this mad over his thread failingFuck off shit eater
>>531502084>>531502170lmao relax I'm just asking to get some ideas
Make sure to play the BAKUSHIN song on the jukebox before Kitasan comes out
LESS THAN 40 MIN AWAY. HOW ARE WE COPING?
>scat poster
wow just like e7
>>531502084Because the TPs are limited and won't allow me to experiment to my heart's desire. So I'd rather follow a working deck and analyze why it works and learn from that.
Now post a working deck!
WHERE DO I GET 11K????????????????????
Wew, just in time. Now I just need to pay like $200 after my 200 rolls give me 0 kitasans.
>>531501409do horse tails stick up like this when they get surprised
>>531501579Why would you not want her?
>>531501825You've been doing this for years, when will you learn that being a porn addicted pedo that likes weeb shit is not exactly a great selling point?
>>531501039Equinox was the highest rated horse all around the world in 2023, while Croix du Nord won the derby a few months ago, among many others
what has Duramente's lineage done?
>your trainee had trouble breaking out of the pack, she needs more power lol
>750+ power
I'm tired boss
750+ power, nearly 600 stamina yet is somehow 17/18 at the final corner
I started playing a couple of days ago. Should I just start over to get this new supporter even if I don't plan on spending $$$ or doing any kind of serious pvp stuff?
i shit in your mothers mouth and then you eat my shit from her mouth
>>531496105i will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater I shit in your mother's mouth tranny janny. I use her tongue as toilet paper. She licks the rest of my shit off my anus with her tongue. Just when she thought the was done | diarrhea shit on her face. And you lick my diarrhea shit off your mothers face you shit eating janny
DIE IN A FIRE BURNING SLOWLY TRANNY JANNY YOU MENTALLY ILL SHIT EATING SUBHUMAN
PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY JANNY
I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH DAILY AND SHE TONGUES MY ANUS CLEAN
THEN I SHIT MY DIARRHOE SHIT ON HER FACE JUST TO BULLY HER AND YOU LICK HER FACE
CLEAN YOU SHIT EATING TRANNY
IMAGINE BEING AS MENTALLY ILL AND DELTE MY VIDYA THREAS WHEN THE DOGSHIT BOARD IS FULL WITH OFFTOPIC GARBAGE
IMAGINE BEING A SINGLE DIGIT IQ MONKEY LIKE YOU THAT CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE TASK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU BREAK AAAAAAAALL YOUR LIMBS AND GET RAPED BY 20 NIGGERS YOU SUBHUMAN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT
>>531501973>>531501973And the race has started!
>>531502046>>531502162>already blocked by 4chan server filters
>>531502289I literally took a 50% today and won, nothing can stop me from rolling for more supports and not giving a shit about Kitasan Blacked.
>>531502292post your TP refills right now you sub 10m retarded faggot
you literally dont even play the game, why be so conscious over saving shit?
Are there any gems that i can quickly obtain after rerolling? Like, another 10-20pulls within an hour of play?
>>531502331I do want her, but it's not like I can spark her or something
w-why did it say I was #1 favourite, you /uma/bros have some insane honses...
>>531502315I guess it depends on your income. You can reroll for mlb kita in around two or three hours, so if you make less than 200 in that time it's better to just buy.
Can't they rangeban these shitters?
They ruin every thread nowdays.
>>531502356that's a phishing bot
Why do they keep calling it kitusan blacked...
>>531502458what an adorable lady
>>531502378>he only posts female scat and horse scatI'm betting all of my Kitasan funds that he unironically faps to that on his phone.
why are /bag/gots like this?
>>531502475At that point, couldn't you just pity them all?
>>531502162>scatposters This shitshow is gonna be good
>>531501973I suppose should've known better than to bring a front runner when people were topping my speed by 200
>>531501790Sunk cost unless you have enough to spark again
>>531502393What do you mean? I don't want to keep seeing it...
>>531502426Cause they are better spent on sparking than making glue horses.
>>531502475Whatโs the website for this?
gonna cum on my tummy and rub it into my skin until it goes away for good luck
>>531500042it will bring her great pleasure to consume it, yes
>>531500648I'm never going to find a club... :(
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>>531501973And the beast from the north strikes once more, destroying a head on head front runner duel by emerging from the shadows!
>>531502575Id just suicide desu
Holy shit, Bakushin is cracked, I just trained speed and she just won them all, even the last one where I fucked up the training and she was in a bad mood. I'm a Bakushin believer now
>>531502293By rerolling bro
We get funds for 3LB Kitasan Black and a meta uma Seiun Sky soon
I don't think I've ever seen this level of hype and hysteria over a banner in any other gacha I've played. Is it just me?
I've been on 4chan for over 20 years, son
your scat is laughable
>>531502608He keeps reformatting posts since it's now automatically triggering the 4chan server filters.
Hope you're ready to see THAT post, you know the one.
2 Kitasans in the first 10 pulls of some schmuck while you're contemplating swiping.
>>531502660sprint career is babby mode for that reason
>>531501973can we do one where whoever loses with the WORST horse girl wins?
>>531502543because shes the bbc (best banner card)
>>531502625you can always open the club list in the OP and look if any are open, there may be some slots
>>531502712Seems fine to me!
wtf Kitasan just flew over my house
At least post gore, it's not as boring.
maybe
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do any of you like german food
>>531502618https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
MY GAME JUST UPDATED AUTOMATICALLY, THE BANNER IS OUT
>>531502704I was here. This will be like watching Kaiji.
everything loops back to mahjong
>>531502563>>531502687>>531502712https://files.catbox.moe/4ux9gm.mp4
American hours sure is shitty
HOW THE FUCK DO I JOIN RACES!?
>Enter room
>Select three horses
>Whoops no room
>>5315027044 years of future sight and knowing thst the card hysteria from the og release was 100% warranted has WARPED people.
>>531502146you are courting death by doing so
>>531502771What do you do if you end up rolling this? Is there an upcomming banner it would be better ot save for, or do you still roll on this one and just use the 200 roll one on something like super creek?
kek, day 1 players are going to get cucked so hard by mlb kitasan rerollers.
>>531502994>3you pick one dumb dumb
>>531502994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItUECpFi9_s&ab_channel=Tommo
good career except on the final triple crown race symboli refused to leave the gate for a solid half second despite late start not showing up and came in 3rd. It was like an actual 12 billion yen accident recreation.
Tell me it's gonna be okay
>>531502994filled faster than you could select. We're only doing single horses for these ones too
>>531502994if you mean /here/ races you pick only 1 horse
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>>531499932For the next race in the Kitasan Meltdown Stakes we will be racing the Medium 2400m course of the Tokyo Derby.
It can be accessed at
>28911212You guys know the rules by now.
>>531497702My name is Tokai Teio, and I send this message to any surviving Kitasans taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting.
>>531503053day 1 paypig players you mean
>>531502928>nigger spamming scat>you think I'm about to open a catbox link
ITS UP
>ITS UP
ITS UP
>ITS UP
RESTART YOUR GAME
how do horse girls make other horse girls with another horse girl?
DOES TOP GUN HAVE SOME SECRET DEBUFF THAT MAKES HER FAIL TRAINING MORE FREQUENTLY BECAUSE I HAVE FAILED 7 (YES SEVEN) TRAININGS IN A ROW AT 20%, MOST OF THEM BEING LIKE 10-15% FAILURE
>>531502862he probably doesn't fap to that, so he has no gore to dump from his folders
>>531502994I already told you, you're blacklisted
>>531503136It's not scat, just racism.
>>531502704you have seen nothing, wait until summer Maru, Smart Falco or Christmas Oguri come out and you'll see real despair
>>531502870I'm down for some schaufele right now
So what color should I roll in???
I'm unironically desperate
>>531502704FGO used to have crazy hype for rate ups, but in this case it's a mix of a popular IP with the first major banner.
This thread is going to slow down by a good 15% after today due to the quitters over it and those that get it but realize the actual gameplay isn't changing.
>>531503141Retard. We have an exact release time
>>531502870i like schnitzel
>>531503147Parthenogensis. Did you sleep through biology?
i shit in your mothers mouth and then you eat my shit from her mouth
>>531496105i will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater I shit in your mother's mouth tranny janny. I use her tongue as toilet paper. She licks the rest of my shit off my anus with her tongue. Just when she thought the was done | diarrhea shit on her face. And you lick my diarrhea shit off your mothers face you shit eating janny
DIE IN A FIRE BURNING SLOWLY TRANNY JANNY YOU MENTALLY ILL SHIT EATING SUBHUMAN
PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY JANNY
I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH DAILY AND SHE TONGUES MY ANUS CLEAN
THEN I SHIT MY DIARRHOE SHIT ON HER FACE JUST TO BULLY HER AND YOU LICK HER FACE
CLEAN YOU SHIT EATING TRANNY
IMAGINE BEING AS MENTALLY ILL AND DELTE MY VIDYA THREAS WHEN THE DOGSHIT BOARD IS FULL WITH OFFTOPIC GARBAGE
IMAGINE BEING A SINGLE DIGIT IQ MONKEY LIKE YOU THAT CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE TASK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU BREAK AAAAAAAALL YOUR LIMBS AND GET RAPED BY 20 NIGGERS YOU SUBHUMAN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT
>>531503087For you anon? Yes
>>531503136dont worry it's just a funny "ip tracked to philippines [a SEA country]
>>531503104>registration period has ended
>>531503268follow your heart
Good luck to everyone pulling <3
>>531503153No you are just a bad trainer.
>>531502704I've seen it before but that was over some real shit in Fate and Kancolle, the FOMO there was real as Hell and you would be gimped big time if you didn't prep and get lucky.
This will be fun as fuck but it's insane how artificially manufactured it is.
People are so desperate for any sort of happening that they'll just make one.
>>531503268blue = you will normal rates
red = chaotic, you get everything or you get nothing
>>531503104Started!
You guys are fast once I get these rooms rolling.
>>531503141https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
Nigga
>>531503153yes some characters are like that, gold ship, ticketto, etc
it's to add "flavor" so you get to know their "quirks" and how "whacky" their motifs were
just laugh anon haha it is funny
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30 MINUTES! RNG BE WITH YOU!
>>531495246>90% WR PvPerlol
you can't have 90% win rate unless exploiting the matchmaking algo retard.
>>531503087it'll be fine no matter what, people acting like 1 card of many is mandatory is just silly. I dread seeing how they'll react to truly relevant cards like the human rights cards in the future, those are cards where if it was them or kitasan black, you wouldn't even blink before never using kitasan black again.
>>531502870I'd kill for Kohlrouladen right now
>>531503038Use them on the Creek//Tazuna banner in a few weeks.
>>531503136just a funny webm about bag people
>>531503268Blue of course
>>531503268You don't know if blue or red is positive or negative for you until you actually perform some rolls in one phase or the other. They both just tell you things are far from the expected randomness.
I'm destined to get MLB Kitasan
>>531503486>pace chaser skills require you to be in the front to activatekek
>ruins Bourbon's triple crown
>ruins McQueen's triple crown
>wins nothing else that matters
>fucking dies
What do you call this
>>531503441>not the classic gif
>>531503349thanks spicbro
>>531503271I remember when Castoria crashed the NA servers, good times. I also got her in my first multi which was nice
>>531503053The meme pvp mode is a joke that no one cares about and you'll get stomped like any other f2p sissy by whales once the meet pvp is added.
>>531503349>adding tits to mcqueenruined
>>531502704I've been a gachahead for about ten years now and I can't remember the last time I've sweated this much over an upcoming banner.
I don't think I've ever heard of a case where something that drops a month after launch is impactful enough to slot into literally every deck/party/loadout in all content for so many years, especially in a game with new things releasing weekly instead of biweekly.
It's also perfectly timed for day 1 players to have a full pity built up to go all in and set up their accounts going forward, or determine they're not worth keeping and rerolling into a better one.
We are half an hour from witnessing an event.
I feel bad for the one retard who accidentally picks Satono Diamond as their pity spark
>>531503537Not if I send red fuck you energy towards you.
bwos show your kitasan fund
>>531503558Epic trolling!
>>531503537>I'm destined to get MLB Kitasan
only 30 minutes until i can play the game...
>>531503471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k30DgQeBRc
>>531495603aieee chibi sexo
>>531503630Bro... Rerollers have more funds than you...
Why is it always 1* guts?
The funny thing is that most of the people hyping this up or doomposting don't even play the game.
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I can feel that I'm going to get fucked
>>531499874looks like a vagina
>>531503558BURAKKU ASASHIN DA
>Cygames nerfs BLACKED just for global
What would happen?
>>531503268Green is clean, but blue is true. I pull on either.
Cyan is high risk high reward.
Red? Might as well be fucking DEAD.
Yellow is mellow so pull on yellow if you want to guarantee one but have a low chance for dupes.
Orange is kinda bad.
I'm ready to see all of you fail miserably and cry about it
I started the game, did a first ever 10 roll on the horse banner and got Biwa. Got very happy, but then I realized she isn't really good. Or is she? Anyways, I am kinda confused.
>>531503726If you leveled up Guts and got 1* you'd at least have the right to be mad about that.
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>>531503630I'm something of a whale myself.
>>531503630I got 30k. Just enough to get zero Kitasans, pick up the exchange, and then cry that I can't roll for trainees.
this is reminding me of the tamamo no mae craze back in fgo days. i wonder if the salt levels will be as bad
>>531503701rerollers don't have sweep tosho mlb already like I do
What's the meta way to play? Horizontal or vertical?
>>531503425I AM NOT HAVING FUN, EVERY TOP GUN RUN IS LIKE THIS
(surprisingly the one gold ship run i've done so far, zero problems, she never refused training, never dipped below great mood, easy ura finale win, etc. this top gun bitch on the other hand...)
I will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater I shit in your mother's mouth tranny janny. I use her tongue as toilet paper. She licks the rest of my shit off my anus with her tongue. Just when she thought the was done | diarrhea shit on her face. And you lick my diarrhea shit off your mothers face you shit eating janny
DIE IN A FIRE BURNING SLOWLY TRANNY JANNY YOU MENTALLY ILL SHIT EATING SUBHUMAN
PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY JANNY
I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH DAILY AND SHE TONGUES MY ANUS CLEAN
THEN I SHIT MY DIARRHOE SHIT ON HER FACE JUST TO BULLY HER AND YOU LICK HER FACE
CLEAN YOU SHIT EATING TRANNY
IMAGINE BEING AS MENTALLY ILL AND DELTE MY VIDYA THREAS WHEN THE DOGSHIT BOARD IS FULL WITH OFFTOPIC GARBAGE
IMAGINE BEING A SINGLE DIGIT IQ MONKEY LIKE YOU THAT CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE TASK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU BREAK AAAAAAAALL YOUR LIMBS AND GET RAPED BY 20 NIGGERS YOU SUBHUMAN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT
>>531503609>I don't think I've ever heard of a case where something that drops a month after launch is impactful enough to slot into literally every deck/party/loadout in all content for so many yearsThere are 4 cards in game already where you could say the same.
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>>531503104And the winner of Medium Meltdown, Mc Ride himself, Agnes Tekkyon!
Nice to see not just one but two Biwa in all of this, she surely stood out from all the Rudolfs.
>>531503887fuaaaaaaaaack i kneel
Canโt wait for the fallout.
>>531502461I mean, you need to be making some really really bad money or unemployed for restarting being worth more than the time most people already invested in just playing the game. I think I have like 70+ hours. Plus the 2 or 3 you'd waste rerolling.
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>>531503935Who is this retard even quoting?
>>531503853get on my level
>>531503875same, plus I will assume all luckGOD pictures that are posted have been stolen from discord or reddit so even if someone gets lucky I will not be mad
>>531503952hey dont bully the rudolfs
>>531503275No anon... it could come out any second. There's just no way of knowing for sure......
>>531503876the horse doesn't really matter as much as the cards you run with her
some personal skills are better than others for sure, but cards are the real meat and potatoes of a build
0.75% BANNER BROS.
WE WON REROLLERS
>>531503764We'll be the number one 4chan thread for like the next 12 hours, no shit.
At the very least 40% of anons posting will be non-players.
>>531503916People gave a shit about tamamo???
Reminder it's .5% for each suppport on the banner
>>531503927Horizontal for kinomaxxing
Vertical for non-poors
>>531503994https://global-mind.org/gcpdot/
You need to pull when is Red or Blue
If only I was born an oil prince...
>>531503860Do you need to have a different google account for each of these instances?
>>531504085On NA around launch they did
You guys want a rolling routine?
here's my ritual
>throw a ten roll
>if 9 whites, go to team trials, do 1 battle
>if you lose, restart the game
>throw a ten roll
>if multi golds, roll again
>if still no SSR, do team trials
>if multiple wins, try rolling again
>if still bad RNG, go to your homescreen and tap your uma
>roll again, if you get bad rolls go to your circle and tap other people's umas
>roll again, if it still sucks, restart the game, tap your uma, do team trials, go tap every member in your circle then roll again
>>531504085She's been extremely popular ever since Fate/Extra you secondary
>>531504131gold ship isnt
>>531503275But how am I supposed to know what time it is if I don't have any more clocks?
According to horses this is what most males want to reproduce with
>>531503726cursed account time to reroll
>>531504058Yeah, I learned that. Some guides stated that she is apparently harder to train than the others, which is why I came to that conclusion.
if you ever called Tachyon "Agnes", Urara "Haru" or Tannhauser "mambo" you will pull 4 Satono Diamonds and no Kitasan Blacks
>>531503952...yall's uma be kinda ass bruh, no cap
>>531504168I can confirm this works
But if dot is red do the opposite
>>531504149>different google account for each of these instances?yeah, fucking google flagged my number so im limited to 6
PULL AS FAST AS YOU CAN, THERE'S AN INVISIBLE WHALE BAR TO ENCOURAGE MASS GAMBLING WITH NO THOUGHT
>>531504193I see one tamamofag every 50 nerofags
>>531504226Hat too small.
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Watch! Kitasan is going to drop any second now.
Aaany second now...
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>>531499932Next up in the Kitasan Meltdown Stakes, the royal class of racing - the dreaded "Long" 3000m of the Kyoto course.
It can be accessed at
>35794739Bring some Gourmands and Swinging Maestros, you need it with your pitifull 600 stamina.
FUARK SPICAMAN SAVE MY ACCOUNT
I will kill your tranny family and you, horseshit eater I shit in your mother's mouth tranny janny. I use her tongue as toilet paper. She licks the rest of my shit off my anus with her tongue. Just when she thought the was done | diarrhea shit on her face. And you lick my diarrhea shit off your mothers face you shit eating janny
DIE IN A FIRE BURNING SLOWLY TRANNY JANNY YOU MENTALLY ILL SHIT EATING SUBHUMAN
PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY JANNY
I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH DAILY AND SHE TONGUES MY ANUS CLEAN
THEN I SHIT MY DIARRHOE SHIT ON HER FACE JUST TO BULLY HER AND YOU LICK HER FACE
CLEAN YOU SHIT EATING TRANNY
IMAGINE BEING AS MENTALLY ILL AND DELTE MY VIDYA THREAS WHEN THE DOGSHIT BOARD IS FULL WITH OFFTOPIC GARBAGE
IMAGINE BEING A SINGLE DIGIT IQ MONKEY LIKE YOU THAT CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE TASK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE
I HOPE YOU BREAK AAAAAAAALL YOUR LIMBS AND GET RAPED BY 20 NIGGERS YOU SUBHUMAN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT
>>531503609it's not that special here either. we already have multiple cards that you can say the same for, like super creek and fine motion that are both equally meta. this game is piss easy, you can literally use the special week welfare card for years and never once struggle.
people pulling for this card thinking it will make them gods and not just mean they end runs with like 20 more speed and 5 more strength are going to be sorely disappointed. the balance in this game is generally very good, this card is overhyped because it's one of the many that are very slightly above the curve. I'd call it less important than super creek, swinging maestro consistency is more relevant than rainbow speeds being there slightly more often (it should already be there all the time if you're running multiple speed cards).
>>531504084Ever since the global release, there has been a huge influx of (you) farmers and schizos. It's crazy how these people just latch on to whatever is popular and spend all day shitposting.
20 MINUTES UNTIL THE BRICKENING
>>531504259Their names are Agnes, Haru, Omatsuri Mambo and Tokai Hachimi, glad to be of help.
>>531504085it was the first hyped banner on NA launch. and it was the first taste a lot of anons got of no pity. people spent like hundreds of dollars without a single copy. the salt was legendary
I swear to fuck I will quit if I don't MLB kitasan with my 27k carats
My uncle works at Cygames and he told me there's only going to be 100 Kitas available to pull on the global server
>>531504342And the race is underway!
This is it...global's peak. For better or for worse, the game will never be more talked about than it is now.
>>531504521same here but by quit i mean im gonna blow my fucking brains out with a 12 gauge shotgun at the nearest bus stop
>>531504443>KITA IS SEXYname one uma that isn't.
/umagg/ is behind /pcrg/ in fan rank. danchou PLEASE
>>531504537boobies and thighs...
>>531504085Im an FGO oldfag and I'm pretty sure Okita was the first great filter and not Tamamo
>There are limited amount of kitasans
We are so fucked... all the streamers are gonna get them.
>>531504576no, as a JP chad people will hype up the campaign releases much more.
Hosting a last minute ArimaKinen for good luck
48203704
All third world countries should be range banned. This site's condition would improve drastically over night.
>>531504441Meanwhile she spooked me like 3 times in the early days kek
>>531504521You don't need to, there will be items to finish your MLB later, just get a 2LB or something
>>531504491I love her so much. Let her be herself. This is true confidence.
>>5315043250.5. Increased rates were on a different companies server.
>>531504259I just give them cute nicknames like Tachgnes or Harara.
>>531504576>For better or for worse,It's just for better really
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And starting this moment, from now, from this moment on. This'll be the moment starting now, of the genesis of Umamusume.
Got enough for 110 pulls posting my teal horses for luck
>>531504672I don't get how the same retard can keep scatposting, isn't there an IP ban on 4chin?
>>531504758it WILL be 0.75
you WILL eat your words
we WILL pull 5 copies from this banner
>>531504576THE HYPE IS SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT
>>531504640So proud of my dork!
>>531504672Ban China, SEA in it's entirety, and India (obv).
This alone would skyrocket website quality 1mil fold
>b-b-b-bUT IT WOULD KILL THE SITEgood, it's what saar mods want anyway
>>531504640I just noticed that she dresses like her mother
>>531504491Oguri banzai ToT
>>531504810Very nice horses anon. I wish I had a real horse.
fuck my kappa chungus life
>>531504537kitty-san blacked
Which streamer are you going to watch roll for spillover luck?
>>531504821Send me your paypal so I can request money when you're wrong.
Kitasan Black's most redeeming feature is actually her armpits
>>531504672Whenever a country gets high-speed Internet for the first time, they should be rangebanned. They can have their first Edgy Phase on another site.
it's crazy how expensive a 10-pull is in terms of actual money
>>531504885I have 335 horses in my garage
>>531504932none, fuck them.
>>531504810sir your horses are rotated
>>531503153>Training at over 10% failure You deserve your misery
Reminder before you roll to charge up your JO crystals. With a bro preferably.
what are they talking about
>>5315048204chan has been unable to defeat autistic spammers since like forever
>>531504885Those are the boys the other three are ladies. I only see em when i visit the ranch. The gray and white bit my bicep good and tried to bite muh dick.
>two full seconds of connecting for the room match achievement
IT'S STARTING
Remember to go to the top of the nail in dragonspine and jump a homo to his death for improved odds.
>>531504982It's targeted towards whales and streamers.
This is why you should just reroll, don't let the greedy company take all your money.
>>531504982Theres a reason they're called Cyjews and people who paid are extremely angry at rerollers
>>531505039what you are supposed to do on all those dates she wants to go on
Does anyone have the 0.5 and 0.75 average amount of rerolls for 1/2/3/4 copies image?
>>53150482015 minute anti spam timer almost killed the site so they'd rather accept the spammers
>>531504820management refuses to ban VPNs and certain regions known for this type of behavior, so autistic schizo posting will never stop, it will only increase as time goes on.
>>531504982This is why the gap between whales and mid-spenders is so big in Cygames gacha games. No one in their right mind just swipes for a raw spark unless you have far too much disposable income because there's a chance you get absolutely fucking NOTHING until 200.
>>531503838laugh my ass off
>>531502559They're easily the worst of the Korean gacha generals
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>>531504969holy 3 quints anon, my best is those 8 trips
>>531505098Game's been slow as shit all day for me. A lot of "connecting" pauses that haven't happened prior to today
At the rate banners are releasing we will be getting 1 banner per week for 7 1/2 years.
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I was there
I fell for the propaganda...
to all you day 1'ers who have a special creek, fine motion, or any combination of the two and MLB special week event card: will you be rerolling if you don't get 2 or 3 copies of kitasan black?
Game will unironically die in exactly 20 min.
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>>531504342And with a spurt from the back to rival the real Gold Ship, fictional Gold Ship! Destroying the competition with unmatched speed.
Which is the second best Stamina card for a LONG/END gold ship? I know mommy is #1
Sweet, time to roll for Biwa.
>>531504820Ban evading is pretty easy but the people running this site only care about traffic, good or bad.
>>531504823>n-no you can't have comfy threads and quality discussion. we need bbc and scat spam on all boards and third worlders are deranged enough to spend all day doing that.
>>531505294>eyepatch over rice showerkek
>>531505279Yes, I can just borrow the MLB Creek.
How many of people will quit/reroll after spending their carrots?
>>531505313Mayano Top Cun because she has go with the flow skill
>>531505237that's the limbus general and it's not even close. they're one of the most retarded brain damaged redditors on this board
hello
am I allowed to post this "Doro" character in this thread?
thanks in advance
>>531505279Nope. I'll just borrow until I eventually mlb it gradually
>>531504982welcome to gacha
>>531504969fucking checked
>>531505294>Glad to not be the lastI'm a simple man.
>>531505335take your meds seafg
>>531505048>and tried to bite muh dick.have you thought about pulling out their teeth and slathering honey all over your dick to prevent that from happening?
>>531505294I honestly thought 2nd place was gonna win. Crazy stats and skills on that top cun.
WTF is this shit!? Who hyped Kitasan Black up so much? Whether you get Kitasan or not you're gonna feel hollow regardless. You're better off borrowing one, and even if you don't use it, it's not that big of a deal.
So we will eventually catch up to jp?
>>531505294I brought the wrong McQueen. OTL
Wait, do I roll from my PC or phone?!
REMINDER THAT THE KITASAN CRAZE IS MANUFACTURED AND PAID FOR BY CYGAMES TO STEAL WESTIES MONEY
DONT FALL FOR IT
10 minutes left for Kitana and dot is getting super green, possibly blue!
>>531505394this is an Essex general
>>531505394no
take your unfunny meme back to whatever cheap gacha game it's from.
>>531505496Yes, maybe in 4-5 years
>>531505294That Mayano Top Gun gave me a run for my money. Glad Gold Ship pulled it off tho.
>>531505393/lcg/ is full of fags and troons but they don't raid other generals to scat/gorepost the way baggers do.
Surely it's not going to be 0.5, it'd be boring as shit if I got excited for the banner and then I can't even roll in it.
>>531505502Either is fine. Make sure you have your user ID and password from your original account so you don't lose it.
>>531505380I'm playing this game every day and doing 3 careers a day anon, I'm too deep in
>>531505571but you can ;)
>>531505394MOOOODDDDDSSSSSS
The 30k for kitasan is nothing
I just spent 10 grand feeding Oguri
>>531505496in like 3 years at this rate
>>531505468Hell no that boy has some force. He is dealing with a trainer since he is a young lad.
>>531505279of course not, I'm not a fool. why would I sacrifice 3 weeks of progress to run a worse deck? rerollers would be extremely lucky to get 1 of any good SSR on the run they get a 3 kitasan blacks, so they'll be running 3LB Kitasan + 1 they rolled + 1 borrow, while I'll have special creek, fine motion, and special week along with sweep tosho MLB and borrow Kitasan MLB. I have the short term advantage AND the long term advantage once I can MLB my own copy (guaranteed in 6 months).
>>531505542>>531505562okay let me just pick it back up
>>531505442>i'm not the seafag, you areYou guys need new material. All of your shitposting is just repeating the same 'tactics' over and over again. You lack intelligence and creativity.
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>>531499932And now for the final race in the Kitasan Meltdown Stakes - the dirty Meltdown Mile.
it can be accessed at
>83164919We finish just in time before all hell breaks loose.
Thanks for the races lads, these are always fun.
>>531505571Kek the backlash would be hilarious I think the game would unironically die overnight
Alright had a burger a milkshake and a smoke letโs do this
>>531505493At this point nothing about the card actually matters, Kitasan is a source of happiness to chase out of brainrot.
>>531505584Same I took a mortgage on my house to MLB Kitasan. I have to pay it back before I stop playing.
>>531505380It's the opposite, I'll finally be able to play once I get some supports.
>>531505619You should put Oguri on a diet.
9 MINUTES, MAKE A NEW BREAD
ITS GONNA EXPLODE
>>531505687please don't smoke bro it's not good for you
>>531505394Doro is NOT an uma!
Any club with a free spot? 118313383430
Dammit. I was so close to winning Grass Wonder's career first try but she got filtered by the URA semi-final....not enough speed...
>>531505708Thanks mate may the bring us luck or many re-rolls
>>531505584>every day>80 careers?
reminder that you can reroll for kitasan black or just get it for sure in the near future either way, but you can never get the special week event stuff again if you reroll.
The next thread will be the fastest on /vg/ in some time.
>>531505773trying to cut downโฆ degenerate habitโฆ
Tazuna's voice is so sexy
>>531505805KILL YOURSELF MAN
>>531505683I'm better of not rolling on release, let all these fags spend their carats. Then when Cygames sets her to 0.75 with 1500 apology carats I'll invest all in.
didnt someone predict that the banner would drop halfway into this thread, we're going to probably get a whole new one less than half an hour after the next one
>>531505790/uma/niki has 1 free spot
>>531504576Peak as inโฆ cap?
>>531505805>no thread numberPeople were already causing a stink in there. Can we just have a new, clean thread? Otherwise I just know we're going to have another shitty little thread war
>>531505706>Kitasan is a source of happinessBut a lot of anons are about to become extremely disappointed and unhappy.
>>531505782Correct. Doro is a very horny uma
>someone entered 3 horses
Why?
>>531505891Next thread might not even last 10 minutes
It takes like 3 minutes to reroll.
That's 20 rolls an hour.
12.5 hours to get MLB Kitasan.
>>531505836ah right I only started doing the 3 career a day recently, I'm stoopid
>>531505380my current account is pretty ass and I haven't played much anyways, if I get unlucky I'm rerolling
>>531505848nah i doubt it'll be that fast because people will be busy rolling
i also saw /bag/ at over 100 posts per minute a while back
>>531505584Why is your fan count so low
>>531505981>12.5 hours to get MLB Kitasan.that doesn't sound right, what math are you doing?
>SWINGING MAESTRO
>SWINGING MAESTRO
>SWINGING MAESTRO
>SWINGING MAESTRO
Reminder that no one is rerolling unless they already bricked their account doing dumb shit.
You only need one Kitasan card to uncap later through items.
The extra SRs and SSRs from trying to get Kitasan are far more valuable, short-term, than low-uncap Kitasan.
Do not fall for faggot disinfo.
>>531505941Yeah but the happiness wouldn't be there if you didn't have to gamble for it
This is cheap thrills for people not into conventional gambling.
look at this kitasan(black)
everytime i do it makes me laugh
>>531505728No, she will be fed or I may have to deal with the KAIBUTSU
>>531505896The Architect..
>>531506082Corner Recovery :D
>>531506067they're completely wrong lol. they're assuming they're gonna get lucky and get a copy off the .75 chance once they save up the rest of the 200 rolls (they won't).
>>531506146she's literally me...
Whale here, I'll be MLBing Kitasan Black. Reply if you want my UID
>>531506110you need 2 total KitaBLACKS in order to MLB at half anni lil bro
>>531506115People don't even know what they want. Whatever happiness will be had will be short lived.
>>531506238cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Accounts who do not have the Special Week event card will not be allowed into the clubs
this anxiety is fucking killing me
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>>531505674And with that, the Kitasan Meltdown Stakes come to a close!
I was really rooting for Haru at the end there! What a shame. Next time for sure.
Thanks everyone for coming to the races. See you next time!
>>531506028Your rolls are now cursed. Well done.
>>531506253or 3 if you don't want to drop $20
>>531506297How many threads you made nigger?
My Urara got boxed in. She was surging good before that
>he's still creating threads
>>531506297I dont like this one, someone make a new one
>>531506059shitty deck, not knowing what stats to focus on at the start, doing careers that I wasn't prepared to do, it took me a week to learn that I'm supposed to focus on good sparks too, I'm still learning the ropes anon pls understand.
>>531506206just being turbo-sweaty and saving up the 200 rolls in 2 weeks is going to be an insane amount of hours. these poor manchildren are going to be treating the game like 2 full time jobs just to get 1 card that is a little better than normal but not even close to the best in the future.
>>531506327Thanks for the hosts anon, was fun
>no number
>filename: img_
certified brown moment
>>531506146god i love fat horses so fucking much man FUCK
>>531506297Kill yourself poop schizo
>>531506252I want your boipussy!
THE DOT HAS BEEN CONSISTENTLY GREEN SINCE WE HAVE APPROACHED THE HOUR OF PAIN.
my favorite umamusume is the special week
>>531506327sankyuu anon, just in time for the meltdown
>>531506253Kitasan becomes good one step before that
>>531506297lol this jackass is still mad
>>531506412>master1200YOU STUPID FAT NIGGER BITCH ASS CUNT FAGGOT FUCKING CREATIN
>>531506297your bread image bro?
>>531506457what's so special about this week?
>>531506387He is from Singapore
I warned you guys about SEAniggers
I told you
You didn't listen
>>531506345$20 is a fucking steal including the other shit
>>531506146Look at that face. Not a shred of shame or care in that food stuffed mug. The devil is alive and well and this is one of his gluttonous heathens that consumes everything in its path.
>>531506297https://files.catbox.moe/4ux9gm.mp4
What's so good about the kita carc
Someone make the real thread already
>>531506478uh, redbros? do i hold or do i sell?
>>531506412>wide rice>AIwhat a monkey paw
>>531506345>>531506517Based on the prices of everything else compared to jp it'll probably be more than 20
>>531506590Can't too busy getting hot period
>>531506494cope seethe and dilate
>>531506564Lives rent free on speed training and people's heads
2 MINUTES AWAY. HOLD THE LINE
Get the pink wojaks ready
>>531506385I'm gonna enjoy my night happily knowing I don't need to do that and can just keep playing my account at my own pace lol.
>>531506642100% scat spammer
Iโll bake a new thread with an updated OP in a few minutes. If someone has already made one, then so be it.
anyone else wanna host races?
SAY IT WITH ME:
I BELIEVE
YUME NO SAKI MADE
I'M GONNA ROLL
I'M ROOOOOOOOOOOLLING AAAAAAAAAAAA
So is someone making a real thread or is our big Kitasan Black fun party going to be in an unnumbered dogshit vandalized thread?
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
ITS HAPPENING
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
KITASAN NIGGEMAN SAVE ME!!!
ROLL
ROLL FOR RUIN
AND THE WORLD'S ENDING
>>531506686ok that's too far man i just saved the images like that don't call me the scat spammer i'll go back and download the other versions
EDGE STREAK IS OVER
ROLL NOW
THE GCP DOT IS GREEN
DO NOT ROLL YET
I REPEAT
DO NOT ROLL YET
WAIT FOR BLUE OR REGRET IT
IT'S REALLY CLOSE TO BLUE, JUST WAIT A LITTLE
https://gcpdot.com/
https://gcpdot.com/
https://gcpdot.com/
DONT ROLL LMAO ITS LITERALLY 0.5 CHECK THE BANNER RATES
>>531505496If they start overlapping banners to about 4-5 umas a month, then probably quicker but the trajectory is 3 years.
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HOLY SHIT THE HOT PERIOD IS REAL
Im about to get mindbroken AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>531507005That easy baby
Kitasan on the first roll! Woohoo!
had 15k, got one on the last roll, fuck me
>>531507041>easyYou do know you need at least 4 copies?
0.5%
>0.5%
0.5%
>0.5%
0.5%
>0.5%
How many of these do I need? Is one enough?
>>531506770>Thread explodedwhat a shame
>kitasan on first 10
>satono on second 10
>thread got deleted
WHAT THE FUCCCKKK
IM SO BRICKED AND MODS ARE NIGGER
Fuck its actually 0.5%? What the hell.
>>531507123Congrats on your marriage, Trainer
>200 pulls, no kitasan
wheres my noose
Don't use the shitposting thread make a new one
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ez
>9 SSR
>not a single kitasan
time to reroll...
https://www.twitch.tv/mdoka
streaming my spark
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LETS GO BABY
I'm bricked I'm bricked...
fuck my life bro
FUCK MY LIFE
>>531507182At least 3LB, so 4 copies.
>>531507215Jannies are dumb
>26k carats
>1 bakushin
>1 fine motion
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>Roll
>One of the pages glows...
>to gold...
>To rainbow!
>It's fucking Oguri Cap
>0.5%
Should I wait until they fix it to 0.75%?
>0.5
LMAO FUCKING CYJEWS ACTUALLY DID IT
2 SATONOS 1 KITA FUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>9 white, 1 gold
>9 white, 1 gold
YOU SAID IT WOULD BE OKAY
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I didn't make it. I don't want to reroll. I'm out.
>>531507220THIS IS (ME) 10 PULLS LATER, LETS FUCKING GO
>0.5%
LMAOing at the anon who said this will kill the game
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Din't even spend 10k carats. EZ
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NOT YOU YOU STUPID BITCH
>0.5%
Uh oh. M-maybe it's best to wait...
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>first 10 roll
>Dia-chan
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE I'M ACTUALLY HER SEX SLAVE
>>531507557>>531507426>>531507416there's no way they actually change it right?
>>531507519gz kill yourself
lol got kitasan on literally the first pull
First 10-pull lmao
Do I spend the remaining 40?
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Got my welfare copy i'm OUT
FUCK MY GAY LUCK ONLY 1 KITASAN OUT OF 220
>>531507519Congratulations!
uhh bwos... i got too excited and spent all 18k gems on the wrong banner...
I only got one SSR and it wasnt kita.
Im ending it
No kitana for me. Now which one of you is gonna lend me yours.
a single SSR out of 81 pulls so far.. time to uninstall
>100 pulls
>1 kita
should I be happy?
>another deleted threadlmao fuck mods
>>531507730liar
how do you know it's 0.5%?
captcha: KTSRK
>0.5%
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
It's over. I'm goign to blow my fucking brains out. I'm going to BLOW my FUCKING brains out. I'm GOING to FUCKING BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT.
GOT 2 COPIES IN 200, I'M DONE.
my girlfriend just got 3 kitas in 6 multis
is it supposed to be .5%?
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anons it's so easy, you just get it on your first roll lmao
>>531507523>>531507598You need 5 of them. Or at least 2 if you're hoping to get the upgrades in 6 months + $20.
>>531507769it's better than my 170 pulls for 1 atleast...
DO I TAKE IT OR KEEP GOING?
>>531507662second one on the 3rd pack let's goooo
>50 rolls 1 Satono
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE
one kita from the spark, its fucking over
>26k
>min roll after min roll after min roll
>a single ines fujin ssr
Man...
>>531507664Got her fast too, might as well get the 30k freebie is my logic
200 rolls, 4 SSRs, 3 off rates, it was Satono
fucking lol, I don't know what I did to have my gacha luck turn into super shit
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>8 SSRs from 200
>none were Kitasan
>pick up the exchange and cry
I'M NOT HITTING
I'M NOT FUCKING HITTING
DOT-SAMA PLEASE SAVE ME AAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Are you guys with more than 30k rolling even after hard pity or cutting your loses?
My sweep tosho only got to LB1, its REALLY over
Anyone got a roll simulator for 0.5% chances?
>>531507921Sparked already?
>30k spent
>A single SSR - Twin turbo
Well I'm bricked I guess
I'm gonna be sick, its over
>Not even a single rainbow card after 24k spent
Time to quit.
>pull 250
>go to store
>wtf kitasan black isnt in here
>look at banners
>it was a different banner
AAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>531508137Yep, thats after 200 rolls (also got Vodka, Suzuka, 2x Condor)
this is fucked, how only 1 SSR in 100 pulls? others seem to be getting similar shit luck. Never had this bad of luck in GBF
>jannies delete all the threads except for the schizo one
>>531508256Cut and run unless youโre actually whaling.
Time to reroll I guess...
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Kita status?
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THE DOT FUCKING LIED TO ME
DONT TRUST GREEN
>0.5%fucking christ and I thought my last gacha was stingy lmao
>>531508358first day here? mods and jannies have been full of seafags and saars for ages now, they literally support this type of shit which is why its so prevalent
I got 2 copies, should I make a new account or just accept this outcome
s-so is satono diamond any good? just wondering h-haha...
>>531507924third one on the 11th
ez
>>531508302a-atleast I have this now haha
I don't have any moonies for these new cards...
>>531508450spark for the 3rd and ur fine
>>531508440There was 8 threads open the last like 4 hours i dont blame them
I got Kita but 3lb Sweep feels like the real prize here t b h
>>531508459>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iron will
So what card do I need to remove from my deck now?
>>531508450That's the golden number, you can MLB for free on half anni in a few months if YOU PULLED TWO COPIES!
I PULLED ONE COPY AND WENT 50 MORE PULLS AND GOT SHIT! I'M FUCKED!
Now I gotta pay for the fucking selector at half anni.
>>531508532>i dont blame these lazy cock suckers that ban and rage kill everything in sight they dont like except for the actual problem casesyeah me too, those poor poor jannies :((
>thread keeps getting deleted
>0.5
LMAO WHAT A SHITSHOW
2 copies after 18k carats, is it good for someone who just started last weekend?
>>531508526don't have enough pulls to spark
yes I will be changing my super creek support to kitasan you should've borrowed her more you fucks
>people bitching from 2 copies when that's higher than average
In 100 rolls the support cards I got are Special Week, El Condor Pasa, Satono Diamond, and Kitasan Black.
Is that a good start?
>>531508660if you arent attached to your account or feel like rerolling is going to burn you out just stick with it, otherwise yeah reroll
>230 pulls, 0 kita
impressive
>jannies let his retarded threads stay up all day
>instantly smite other threads that try to avoid the schizo on the hottest moment of uma since launch
noticing
>>531508764>230 pullsbro your spark?
remember you can skip the 3 new character stories for a few extra umadollars.
>>531508658Yes, that is literally the fucking dream.
I only have 1 in 37,500 spent and I'm fucked
I got like 6 SSRs in 70 pulls when starting the game. How the fuck do I have 1 in 130 now?
I did it! I got MLB Kita!
>no sweep toshos
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>531508846you dont understand how happy this post makes me as someone who didnt save :)
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>free pink ticket was a satono diamond
Well, at least I got 1 copy and the spark :)
@me if someone found a mlb kitasan whale
NEVERMIND I FORGIVE YOU GAME
so when are the pick tickets and random ssr tickets coming back....hahaha....
>100 rolls
>only 1 ssr
>no kita or satono
Where's YOUR IRON WILL?
Are you gonna let the schizo win??
>27k
>one(1) kitasan black
fuck
well at least I managed to roll 5 copies of this little whore
Gold Ship was once a boss battle in Gran Blue.
>.5
Not rolling lol.
See you in the rerun.
>>531508950I'd kill you if I could
I didn't even get a single sweep tosho...
>>531508846It maded up for me missing the free rolls. Good luck on your future rolls, bro.
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I've got like 35k, not sure if I should save. 0,5 is ridiculously low.
> 200 pulls
> 0 kita
> 2 satono
Shit. Guess I'm gonna have to dust off the credit card next Monday.
At least I got 2 super creeks I guess
is lb3 kitasan good enough?
>240 rolls
>no kitasan black
>1st reroll
>2 kitasan black
lmao
>>531510909Wait, how do you reroll?
>>531510328>no FM or SCit's over
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