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>Recent NewsS.Atum (fire), Y.Korwa (light) and Summon Bastet (wind) ) now available
Extra Drops (Dark) - (07/09 - 07/16)
Grand Drang FLB - 07/22
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>July Schedule07/15 - 07/22 Tales of Arcarum (Lobelia)
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>>531332950
Mr. Pasara killed the game
>shAIDS
>HIVey
>HIVraph
>Ledouche
>Padjeeta
The five bug chasing 'roons of /gbfg/
De La... SUCCESS!!!
Cantante... FLOP
>Fenie
>Vampy
>Tyra
The three eternal winners of questionable(acquired) popularity.
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>>531502605MKUltra is too powerful..
>lived long enough to see /uma/, the general we used to make fun of for being dead, become a fast general and spammed by the scatschizo, while /gbfg/ became a dead general
Karma is wild
>>531503019GODblue has two generals, albeit
>>531503019This has been a dead general for years. Expect when something extra bad happens.
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>>531502605>>531502957>>531503123Satsuki from Granblue is associated with MKUltra due to her use of a device called the "NKUltra" in the game, which is a direct reference to the real-world CIA program known as Project MKUltra. In Granblue , Satsuki is a character from Gehenna Academy's Pandemonium Society, where she serves as the head of the Information Department. She employs various hypnotic techniques, and the "NKUltra" device is used for interrogations, drawing a parallel to the CIA's MKUltra program, which involved experiments with drugs and hypnosis for enhanced interrogation and mind control. The name "NKUltra" is a deliberate nod to this historical project, though adapted to fit the fictional context of the game.
>>531503178What happened to the third one? Didn't even last 6 months.
>>531503631It died after people finished the game and weren't going to farm the same shitty raid over and over for pitiful drops
>>531503520Thanks arisGPT
>>531503520https://files.catbox.moe/4ux9gm.mp4
>>531503019Grub always loses in the end.
>>531503543Better than fukuquack cringe edits, sis
>>531504545you're not wrong about that
>>531504246>Sig in summer wear featured in an event last year>doesn't get a summer alt>Atem in summer wear featured in an even this year>does get a summer altCan someone explain this discrepancy?
>>531504772Much better than your homoflopge's that's for sure.
>>531504880Stop noticing things..
>>531506207No, S. Cassius!
>>531503520none of that is from Granblue
>>531507901Vampy+Ibuki double drain
are we excited for da summer stream
>>531498394they could also kill f5 by making lockout exactly equal animation duration, but grubbas would lose their fucking minds if they had to actually look at the game and not just refresh a black screen all day like a mindless zombie.
>>531509532Fact bomb, if cygames said new characters wouldn't have attack or ougi animations grubblers wouldn't even care. Just like when seasonal lines got canned and people here defended that because we can't have the writers work TOO hard
>>531510590Mixed toilet gigacucks are deranged
The general idea that you have about the game is wrong, lil sis. GODblue is all about numbers, the animations and flashy effects are just a nice thing to have; spamming f5 is literally one of our best tools, also, you can always look at your waifus if you want, nobody is stopping you. Keep coping.
>>531504880That is called "balance".
>>531504880>>531505315>>531511114>finally the turn for a draph for valentine's CGs>gets skipped because her presence gives the former director anxiety
>all about numbers
so how do you see the numbers when it's all blackscreen?
>>531508060https://files.catbox.moe/hboamw.png
bro /uma/ is so funny
A shit ton of people getting their shit rocked by Cygames gacha for the first time is a sight to see
>>531511036FUARRRKKKKKKKKK
>>531509412>summer characters>summer skins>HxH gacha characters>monthly character uncap>new class>probably new batch of rebalances>whatever summer gibs event they're doing this year>some event filler like jewten Tales>some info about next GW skin>maybe a tease of next big uncap like 5* Celestial Weapons or 5* summon (Kaguya, Belial, etc.)>Vyrn Walker cancelled due to technical reasons>no new raid content
>>531511654FVVVVVVVAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>531511663>guy in my crew spent 400 rolls and didn't get anythingwyell...
>>531511654vampy sinking her vampire fangs deep into my peenus weenus
Coming up next
S. Cassius + random female who cucks you
>>531512412COUNTER-STRIKE..................................................................................................................WON
>>531511663>A shit ton of people getting their shit rocked by Cygames gacha for the first time is a sight to seeso many innocents falling for cyJEW
>>531512309Finna ring that male and that female human
Yep yep yep
we finna be seeing the BIGLY crash of uma global soon
prepare popcorn
>>531513031I think the real question is whether or not it'll crash harder than JP uma
I watch every S.Azusa S2, S.Azusa ougi, S.Raziel S3, MD ougi with Agastia manatura, Tyra triple strike provided by Oro S3, Sarasa attack, Uriel attack, V.Makura attacks but only with the first rabbit skin because the voice lines are better, Double Haase ougi, S.Fediel ougi, Dragon ougi, Dragon quadruple strike, S.Tefnut ougi, C.Wamdus attack, Pig S4, Pig Ougi, Lamretta counter, G.Naru double strike with S3, the entirety of Fraux's kit but it doesn't make sense to refresh her skills anyway, Y.Ilsa quadruple, the entirety of S.Magus kit but it doesn't make sense to skip her skills anyway, S.Medusa ougi, Light ferry attacks with Momo, Flogen Relic buster attacks, kengo quadruple ougi, Water Zeta ougi, Dark Chloe double ougi, gao attacks with hrunting, Olivia S3 or attack on the turn she gets her second S2, Galleon ougi, Chichiri S2, Ami S2, Ami S3, Shushuku double ougi and Lich ougi.
>>531512412So is steam actually a dead platform or what? No fucking way Destiny 2 is top five after that joke of a dlc.
>>531514259Trillions are saying this
>satum: pretty much naked in a suggestive pose
>ykorwa; burka burka mohammed jihad
>>531512412>>531511036Is this what organic popularity looks like...?
>>531514773>da HUGE cultural impact laWhat happened?
>>531514773>>531514918Let's see now grub's numbers...
>>531514918Dailies reset like 4 hours ago.
>>531514804Magisa nursing handjob
>>531514974erm.....doesn't count......
>>531514974DA SUPER POPULAR AND SUCCESSFUL ACKLINK KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>year old singleplayer game
>and a fighting game, a dead genre, that is mainly played on consoles because the sony jew controls the FGC
wow, you sure showed them with your totally not dishonest post
>>531514974What's next for grub?
>>531515034So how come DA SUPA CULTURALLY RELEVANT can't hit Uma numbers at reset?
Your sad attempts at doing this Uma and BA shitflinging is pathetic, mixed toilet gigacuck.
https://files.catbox.moe/wae0k3.mp3
>>531515614>doesn't want anything to do with Uma because he knows he'll get cookedBAfags can only punch down
>>531515758How come you always hide behind other games, mixed toilet gigacuck?
what was that about?
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/umaflop/
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/troonma/
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/roonma/
>>531515872Ain't no one hiding from your 4milge ass lil bro
I've had a spark ready since G.Sieg...
>>531516087And yet you still can't post your yenlessflop's official sales and players numbers. Stay down gigacuck.
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>>531516015Explain this one, which "Grandblue"?
foxcuck gonna start posting with xis avatars and dumping xis folders now that he got caught
>>531516335Daily chaircuck ackout
>>531516265KEKYPOW, BAbluds really though their steam release was about to pop off
>>531514918>captura de pantallaBArager do be like that
>>531516634Really makes you think...
ngl i'm feeling the FOMO for uma
is it too late to start? have the launch gibs gone away already?
>>531516634Why is it always browns BAraging?
>>531516634>>528085297what was THAT all about?
>>531516882You should only get into it if you really like the girls.
>>531516882CHADless CHAD CHAD is calling your name
>>531518397You don't even play the mixed toilet garbage you shill.
>>531518490We don't call it censored cuck zone for nothing.
>>531515117monkeygate is back
>>531518397>these are "swimsuits" in chinklandkek, you have to do an upskirt to see some decent shit in your "swimsuit"??
>>531519304You mean cyJEW is still jewish?
>>531519352Gigacucks LOVE LOVE LOVE censored slop
>>531519304Lil blud will keep playing the game
>>531519304uma doesn't have sparking?
>>531519608You need lots of dupes and can only spark once. It doesn't reset.
>>531516465The loons were the ones shitposting about uma and want to blame grubGODS for it... PEAK dishonesty
>>531519932Nobody will ever believe you, maleringer
>>531516015
>>531519352Just chinkland things.
>>531519304That's our cyjews alright.
>>531519304>>531519870>insane grind>insane greedThe cygame special.
You have no idea how glad I am that I already swore off cygames slop forever.
>>531519304>troonma schizo SLURPED this gameo nah
>>531520761...says the grubturd
>>531519870you can spark multiple times
>>531519304oh HELL nah...
this is the slop you roons have been shilling??
I'm such a happy trainer!!!!
>>531520732It's a shame because Uma is still their most successful game but cytards are doing their best to just ruin everything.
>>531521102'roonma schizo always shills troon core kusoges, not a big surprise.
>grub is so dead and has no content that you have to discuss the shit that happened in another general
lil blud I think you should worry about your own dead game lol
if you could buy sierotix for 200 tickets or 60k crystals would you do it?
>>531521197>>531521790Please understand grub's "content" is so high quality we can only obsess over Uma and BA every day.
can someone tell me who this blud person is and why this faggot keeps talking about him?
>be me
>click on a random uma video some SEAroach was spamming ITT
>it's a music video of a hideous horse dyke singing with a deep manly voice while wearing a pantsuit
>okay.jpg
>scroll through uma general
>ZERO mention of the MC, ZERO memes of the MC, just the horses
>hmmn.png
>watch a lil bit of uma's anime
>the entire show seems to be about the horse girls themselves
>oh nah.exe
>watch some uma "gameplay"
>the entirre game is about these dykes with the trainer being a non-entity. a loser who just watches these ugly ass troon designs carry out their lives, form friendships and rivalries, fall in and out of love, etc all without him having any effect on the choices they make and how they develop as people
Yep, uma is just another BA style platonic friendship dyke simulator LMAO
>>531522105You slurp mixed toilets and get cucked by everyone lil xis, sit down.
>>531522105>fall in and out of love, etc all without him Oh HELL nah Umabluds you better speak up
>>531521853Only if i can pick the hyperlimited off banner, most people would want to roll 200 times just in case
marippe hating grubbas be like
>>531522097They will never forgive GODraph's eternal victory.
oh hell nah grubgigacucks are GODblueraging and GODmaraging at the same time. mind? broken
>>531522670Why do you speak in third person?
>>531521853I mean, in uma you need five copies of a card for it to really work. at least bricks are farmable in grub, unsparkable summons are peak jew shit though
LORDraph won...in the end he fucking WON
>>531522735Mixed toilet gigacucks*
>loonraph so warped it talks about itself in third person
>>531522735>double the meltdown>thread is still dead as fuck
>>531522420why would rolling be "just in case?" 200 rolls is about the point where 50% of people will have gotten the rate up they were going for.
>>531522943It's a common fact that galgetards will NEVER forgive him because he's always right in the end.
>>531523280The absolute state of this general
>>531522943Uma global pretty clearly a pump & dump scheme by monkeyman, kek. Just ring as much money from stupid gaijin with a .5% rate up and skip to highly desired banners so stupid gaijin have no time to accumulate gibs
KEKYPOW
cygay zombies deserve to get scammed by the monkeyman
>>531523787Normgroids will eat it up as long as Assmongoloid shills it
>>531523280just grubflop things
>could've released Uma Musume global 5 years ago
>wait until it's finally petering out in Japan to release a Global
>accelerate the shit out of it cashgrab as hard as possible and then ignobly axe the server like Pricunny global got axed
ha ha, that's our KMR
>>531523328If it is an old hyperlimited the SSR rate is 3% because their rate ups happen outside of flash/leg; the option is more attractive if you can pick the characters outside of their seasons, if you can't do it then it's still better to go for a spark
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>>531524235>summer banner with human rights summon is doing worse than the vaneflop bannerThis psyosg is so fucking dead holy shit
>>531514773>shitty game does shitwow!
>>531524921This entire year has just been GW bait banners and event rerun hell. No new HL raids no breakout popular characters.
last July our rank average was 185th. this july = 296th avg rank
>>531524921>>531525349GRUB.........................FLOP
>>5315245543% vs 6% doesn't matter for rate up characters which are always somewhere around .3%. they just increase the non-rate up characters from like .005 to .01. the question is given the option would you completely skip the gacha meaning you could never get lucky but would also never get unlucky?
>>531520732Have you truly sworn off cyslop if you're still here, posting in a cyslop thread
A cygames writer saw one of those “unauthorized reproduction is prohibited” watermarks on a piece of fanart and thought, “YO THIS IS JUST THE PLOT TWIST I NEED FOR THE MONTHLY EVENT!!!”
...the irrelevant gacha contest
>>531527139Posting in a thread and playing its game are two different things. I thought we all understood that.
>>531528750You're not playing the game, but you're still giving the game attention instead of just letting this place die and doing anything else with your life
>Roll 190 multi on uma
>All ssr is a spook
>Not a single good SR
Cygames game always have shit rate up
this will be the last time i touch cygame shit
>>531529118Fortunately multitasking is a thing so I can do this and other things. You ought to know at least that much, mr. grub player.
>>531527851did that thing come out?
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where is she?
>>531530003Oops, sorry. Gay nigga No.8 really needed that second alt SSR more than the girl with no SSR at all.
>Renie
>Io
>Sara
>Kolulu
The four breedable sluts of /gbfg/
>>531530234Korwa isn't gay
Balance
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>>531530234O-ok...I'll trust you on this....
Who is Kitasan and why is she being hyped?
>>531530003Rerun, as usual. Ask again next year.
>>531531620Consult the graph
>>531533069>Rerun, as usualLike Felluca?
>>531533715Mixed toilet gigacuck went nuts too hard and acked
>>531533715ded game ded general
>>531533715>Nonstop cucking>Nonstop /u/shit>Nonstop troongeez, i wonder why
>>531534113grub devs said people love them for it.
cant wait for the apology for the incorrect pull rate, and to get all my carats refunded
>>531534843You will get nothing, and you will be happy.
>>531534843you mean uma?
some people are luckshitting so the 0.5 rate is work as intended
fucking rate that lower than fgo 0,8
>>531534967THe pull rate in EVERY OTHER NON JAP SERVER for that banner was set at 0.75 to compensate for the accelerated pace
On global, it is the regular0.5
They aint getting away with this one. cyjew kiked too close to the sun this time
>>531535114i'm not defending them
but from what i know
in jp, it 0.5% too since double banner
so global is following jp
but does that making it better?
FUCK no
i'm done with this game
imagine grind and make it to B but my account is bricked because of that stupid broken support card
cygames fucking suck at making games
>>531535472are you trolling or just an illiterate retarded SEAnigger?
I just told you that the pull rate in NON JAP servers was 0.75 because of the accelerated banner schedule
>>531536002>Read>In vgyou're not welcome here
The problem is the non JP servers are run by slightly less jewish companies while global is run by cykeks
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Do you guys remember that gacha from the late 2010s called "princonnect" or something like that?
Whatever happened top it?
>but does that making it better?
We don't need poor SEApags in uma, feel free to fuck off
https://x.com/ZenlessWorld/status/1945618441135616095
Care to explain this, zenless "chads"?
Cor, just slopped a few hundred pics of pholia getting knotted. all is well
>>531536304It didn't quite connect...
>>531536701eh, looks feminine enough so it's okay to fuck him
>>531536701Finna SLURP and GOON to dat bulge
>>531536701HIV trash game for subhumans.
>>531536701Somehow still less gay than naked bubs(summon AND babyl fight)
>>531537096I mean it's hard to beat grubflop in the HIV department...
>>531536701YIPEEEEE
EVERYONE LOVE HOMO
Can't wait for Umamusume to introduce Umamusuko
>>531537342Yakuza would never allow that.
Aaaaaah! I want to roll for men! Bare chested, muscular men!
>>531537415Yet they allow westerns to claim their horses are trannies on social media? How is that any better from drawing them naked?
>dirtraging
bro your entire game is full of gay shit
also da scars hasn't healed yet huh
>>531536701that will be gone before summer's end
>>531537931Very few are saying this
i should have sparked hagtsuki...
>>531538193Your free slave?
>>531501530 (OP)>slop OPcooked trashge
>>531539018summer flying cat confirmed............
>>531536701They're pandering to homos and fujos now since the game makes so little money compared HSR and Genshin, despite having the highest waifu to male ratio.
>>531536701oh HELL nah...
>>531538993AIslop game
AIslop general
>>531538909don't call her that...
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>>531536701The comment section reminded me of something. I don’t know why.
>>531539018I can't read that.
>Uma is Steam's number 1 global top seller
Granbluebros..
Now let's see the rateups.
>>531541327>our money was used to fund uma while we are dead
>>531538909she's still 2*...
>>531540975Is that a woman or a troon
shadoba 2 another money making scheme by KMRat
the """""expansions"""" are 77 cards, 7 cards for each class.
you're lucky if you have more than 3 playable cards from those, so each deck is getting 1-3 new cards in actuality.
AND the pity to get a leader ticket is 350 packs. 350 fucking packs for a 77 card expansions AHAHAHAHAHA. 350 was already ridiculous for the laughable amount of cards in the launch set
that subhuman RAT piece of shit KMR was born to scam. a true slimy piece of rat shit
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>>531542675How the fuck is it only 77 cards? Don’t they have a shit ton they can use from the first game?
why aren't we playing uma or shadowverse...
sunk cost fallacy is real bros
>>531544042there are 6 expansions per year now instead of 4
less cards per expansion = more money they can make by making people pull on 2 extra expansions every year :)
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Cheers for another 10 years of grub.
>>531544957wut
uma has already existed in japan for years and making way more money than global ever will. that didn't stop grub from getting worse
Thank you uma whales for keeping grub alive for another 10 years
10 more years of naked males and cuckshit YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53154557110 more years of you staying here and joining in for the ride
>>531545571don't forget the rerun hell every month
>>531545752AND THIRD SANDY GRAND
BECAUSE HE IS ZA MOST POPULAR CHARACTER
10 more years of pags seething at grub.
>>531546205in 10 more years blue archive will be forgotten atleast
10 more years of fapping to draphs instead of playing the game
I thoguht the naked summer males were a great success?
everyone loves raiden?
why are we resorting to sucking up a galge just to survive?
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nya~
>>531542675it's very funny that Master Duel is a dogshit, unbalanced, near unplayable ranked ladder single format experience, but as an actual card game collectathon it's still fucking undefeated in how accessible it is becaue every other digital card game on the market is run by hordes of greedy hellspawn rats
MD must be run by a single rat that spawned from purgatory I guess
>>531547205Nitocris at home
you can really feel the excitement surrounding this game
I have high hopes for this summer. The early characters might be kinda let down but I bet the rest are gonna be ammazn sryy amznnnnn
>>531548403TOTAL DONNIE LOVE
grubbas... you are about to enter your 4th year of revans.. can we please classify grub as abandonware now?
>>531545069There are many such cases like this among grubbers. They spend their whole lives in the sandbox or slime mines, f5 spamming through every screen, unaware of the way things are or the way things have changed since the last time they saw the sun. For most of them, they think app games didn't even exist until Genshin. The rest can only barely comprehend games existing after 2011 besides grub. Not their fault they're like this. It's genetic, a spot in the back of the brain makes all grubbers predisposed to menial labor for Cygames while prohibiting much if not all rational thought. If they could think, like the rest of us, they wouldn't be grubbers.
I don't play GBF, but I generally love its character designs. This one's is weird though. She looks like she was initially designed to have a sexy Arabian belly dancer like appearance...but then someone slapped on...uhh...modern-day jeans on her.
Like, if you use your hand to cover her legs, she does look like a belly dancer. The jeans just look so out of place.
>>531550424>Like, if you use your hand to cover her legs, she does look like a belly dancerI see it too now.
>>531550424>but then someone slapped on...uhh...modern-day jeans on her.this shit game has been censoring their own designs for a long time
meanwhile we LITERALLY have uncovered males who are completely naked
weird how that works huh?
she happened years ago
and grub has gotten a lot worse about putting in modern urban clothing and modern urban people instead of being fantaji
>>531550558isnt it in maint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwuw3I0jZdE
poz... WON!!!
>>531550424Nah, you just see brown and your porn brain makes you think belly dancer.
I see brown and my success brain makes me think defeated homoflop
>>531548403>Limbus' best banner to date is a cute girlHomoflops? Stay flop.
>my success brain
xhe says while fighting and losing a schizo war for years straight
>>531551329BOOM
wa-POW
CRACK
>>531551327KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>531550424Absolutely – you’ve nailed it. Her cropped top, exposed midriff, ornate belt buckles and flowing scarf/hood combo all read like that classic “sexy Arabian dancer” archetype, but then she’s wearing slim‑fit modern jeans and mismatched flat shoes. It’s a deliberate mash‑up of an exotic, belly‑dancer silhouette up top with everyday streetwear on the bottom. The result is striking…if a bit jarring!
>losing
meanwhile I knew someone who *lost*.
jarringly floptastic! even
You would be familiar with that, yup yup
>>531550424well, she's a biker and not a belly dancer
>>531551623whoops meant to post this
I am new to 4chan sorry
>>531551791da super successful shadoba...
Reminder
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/O%20MY%20RIO%20BANNER/
>>531551791hello shitskin
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dishonesty
>>531551828>>531551879Another sharty commission, I presume?
>dishonesty
maleringers out of nowhere
fucking obsessed....sheesh!
looks like that counter got lil blud in da chin huh
he won't be responding until his 4 hours of beauty sleep is over methinks
>"p-please respond to me"
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/354319739/#354335483
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/510519338/#510560320
mixed toilets corrupts
>>531552548KEK
nice lil L impression!
>>531552551The next dark grand (female)? Hell yes.
maleringers
lil l
the two tormentors of my diseased mind.......
I am going down to the store to get some snacks and drinks for our saturday stream!
you guys want anything?
I guess a trip to the store to get some snacks turns into a multi-day journey when you have to trek through deep jungles
>>531552551Already did. I sparked Seia.
>>531552551I got everything in 200 rolls
>>531551020no???
golshi and golshifa are 2 different people
golshifa was originally a stick
>>531553543Secondaries who didn't read the event wouldn't know that
>>531551020>youtube shorts fags are so lazy they can't even get their AI narrators to say the full names of the shit they're talking about
>>531553819Most attractive Umaxis
>>531553767>FKHR when (You) ring a female (also You) instead of a male
>>531553983grubbas look like orcs or rape demons
>>531553819you think he rolled for kitasan?
>>531553819>>531553983>20+ hours no stoppingwait, there's only 24 hours in a day
this means Mr. skyJLV only has 4 hours of sleep....
huh....
huh.
>>531554165the gigafaggot has always been a seanigger LARPing as a westoid
>>531554113>grubbas get to fuck your wife while you watchuhh based?
>>531539018It starts off as a little cat‑girl riff on the old “I’ll spritz you with catnip and drive you wild!” gag: Bastet snatches up a fluffy critter and teases it (“Nyah‑fu fu, I’m going to tickle you with my ‘matatabu’ and go nuts!”), only to have the prank turn around on her when the cat fires its own silver‐vine spores and sends her into a tizzy.
But the twist is that Bastet—being a divine cat‐girl—doesn’t go wild; she simply absorbs the spores, stays perfectly cool, and even analyzes why the trick backfired. So our would‑be prank victim turns into the dispassionate scientist (“I see… the cat sensed my pheromones and ingested the matatabu compound, flipping the effect and leaving me utterly composed!”).
Undeterred, the little cat creature begs, “Okay, let’s try again—where did my matatabu go?” It flits about, and when it finally manages to spray a burst of silver‑vine spore right… it doesn’t hit Bastet at all, but a completely different cosmic feline entity (the absurdly overpowered “Eewiya”). Instead of going mad, that cat suddenly becomes the center of an otherworldly vortex of universal winds, screaming in true cartoon chaos, “Aaaah!? Eee‑wiiyaa!”
The joke rides on two reversals—first, that spraying catnip on a cat‑goddess literally calms her, and second, that the poor little prankster accidentally summons a supreme cat deity, unleashing literal cosmic pandemonium. It’s a gleefully over‑the‑top escalation from playful tease to universe‑shaking catnip catastrophe.
go nuts!
>>531554462mah male wife....?
OH NO MY CHASITY MALE RING IS IN DANGER
I AM COMING (get it? haha!) TO SAVE YOU BELIAL!!!!!!!
>>531554165'tards do always be projecting like that
why are faggots so desperate to make him the face of grub when 95% of his content is uma, nikke and honkai star rail?
>OH NO MY CHASITY
what did he mean by this
>>531554934it's one guy on a mission
>>531554934Same reason the creature uses a guy from a nikke commercial to pwn da maleringers
>>531554934>he's a retired fgo player toogrim
>>531554934>when 95% of his content is uma, nikke and honkai star rail?now I get why he lost to someone 100 ranks below him!
he doesn't even play the game of grub lol!
>>531551791>>530387143 btw
Wish I'd grabbed a cap of when it hit triple digits~
cygames defenders are out in full force tonight
>>531555078So the top player was this SEA guy the entire time?
>why are people saying this streamer who has been grinding in grub nonstop since 2015 is a grub player???
wyell.. he's an uma player too
Only grubtuber we respect here is Ajt500
you just know he's a yurifag
>>531555494Not gender confused enough, that phenotype screams galgetard
>>531555576why are you saying this about yourself
>>531555365he started uma last week'
he's been grinding eternals and evokers for half his life
he even has the chun li skin
he's literally uncle gura
rings all the males and dykes
>>531555631Nice try xis, you've been uncovered.
>>531555650and now he's one of the Uma players
>back to raging at uma
so much for the cy alliance huh
>>531555702nope. he's just clout chasing for twitch views. he's already back on grub grinding full time lil blud
you look like that creature
>>531555739gigacuck finally realized that it's /u/ coded
>>531522105
Why do grubbers hate uma so much?
>>531556003FUUUUUAAAAARKKKKKKKK
he posts in /uma/
>reddit spacing
blud is really trying to distance hims-I mean, skyJLV from grub huh
>GMT+8 posts raging at Granblue
>20+ hours no stopping
things are starting to add up
>>531556003I only enjoy real sports, like basketball, not fake meme sports turned into idol roonshit
he went casual in grub like 8 years ago lmao
he plays both, he's a cygames warrior through and through
distancing him from either is retarded when he's the very picture of a slurper
you just know he's getting fucked by kitasan's banner and going YIPPEEE like
>>531512851
>>531553819his entire uma club is also full of ecelebs. There’s also one of the failed grubbers in there (Megashield) who wanted to be a top 100 GW player but refuses to play the game himself and instead pays chinks to grind GW for him.
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>>531556339>3 shenxian hostsdamn how did you know
>>531556385>refuses to play the game himself and instead pays chinks to grind GW for himlextha..
>>531556612dude is rank ~225 based on his rotb vod
>>531556701so does he actually play or is it just his one of his many alts that he collects dailies/roulette on for his pension fund?
blud got real quiet all of a sudden
>>531556701>225so he doesn't play the game then
>>531557184but we know from
>that one fightthat you don't need to play the game to win against higher rank players no?
>>531557073(you) his posts for me. I'd like to see some live schizophrenia .
>>531556003Cygames. That’s it. That’s all. If it had any other company’s logo on it I’d love it. But it just has to be fucking Cygames. That monkeyman is still going to line his pockets thanks to this game’s popularity, even if he’s not the producer like with grub.
I NEED ONE MORE DRIVER BUT I DON'T WANNA SPARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I haven't logged in since free rolls ended. I've been playing BA and Uma and it's crazy how far behind this game has gotten
>>531558229Me when I was working as a trucking dispatcher
watching umababs come to terms with cyjew's practices and the 0.5% rate is hilarious
>>531558072This but with SV2
Does anyone in here even own a 5* Lobelia? I'm looking at his kit on the wiki and it doesn't look like he's worth uncapping.
>>531558743https://www.reddit.com/user/Shayuxd/
>/r/germantranshell nah
why are schizos trying to pit grub against uma now? they're both kykegames and they're both japslop. it doesn't matter what the game is if it's made to be played by japs it's probably shit, because japs are a culturally buck broken people.
>>531559019shay routinely try to start gacha rivalries
which is why he has been a regular here for years ever since we constantly compared ourselves to Dude/OTHER GAME
everytime i spend money on this game, i get disappointed.
>>531558881it's a subreddit for transfers in the german football league
>>531559232why would you lie about that...
>>531559415who's gonna factcheck me? a captura de pantalla.png?
ani
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>>531559527not a maleringer but that's hideous
>not a maleringer
>but
>proceeds to be homosexual
https://x.com/search?q=grok%20ani&f=media
holyy...
>>531559663already more fanart than your average grub girl
>>531559663cosplayer had to ruin it. fuck i hate bad cosplay which 97%
>>531559848you don't mean the ladybeard one do you?
...the hiv contest, that is
>>531559663umm I'm starting to think a vast majority of them are aislop...
>>531560172so grub fan"art".
>>531560172AIslop of the AI
it's like poetry
>>531560172@grok, is this true???
>>531560172ngl a character hasn't activated my almonds this hard in a while so I don't even mind it
she looks straight out of an eroge so Im wondering what the actual extent of the content elon made for her is
>>531560963She is just a rip off of Misa from death note
>>531558743Deleted because it's not true. It's just retarded gooks lying as per usual
The ,75 rate was only on the rerun banner, in all versions of the game.
>>531561854better face, fluffier hair, outfit more goth loli than just goth, bigger tits
Another sub-6% spark, at least I got a couple Logia katanas out of it.
>defending cygames rates
lmao
How are the characters sorted on the rates page? Why isn't there just 6 groups for each element?
XD
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>>531558391>all the hoyotards who hopped onto the uma train and are finally realizing nips are even more jewish than bugmen>some are trying to argue sparking is actually better than 50/50
>some are trying to argue sparking is actually better than 50/50
in some ways it IS worse because at least sparking is guaranteed.
>>531562601I meant 1 group for each element
All these talks about math by gachatards should be spent on something more useful.
Such as: How many bombs necessary to destroy the grub development team.
>>531562113my last double spark was 4.17% and I didn't get a single useful thing in 600 rolls.
>>531562834>200 (300 in grub) rolls for a spark>90 (actually around 75) for 50/50>180 (closer to 150) for guaranteedIt only seems better when you get a ton of free gems, once the gibs dry out, the reality will set in
>>531562113this has to be a fucking joke
the fuck does 50/50 mean?
>>531563182guaranteed to get either the specific thing you want or some specific other thing you didn't want
>>531563135well yeah grub is a joke
>>531563102You are not gonna get C6R5 with 300 rolls on Hoyoshit.
>>531563293wyell........................
>>531562834the specific scam doesn't matter. all that matters is how many weeks of saving f2p does it take to guarantee a new character. if the game doesn't have a guarantee or it has some kind of limitation like it only works with cash rolls or you can only do it once but the game requires multiple dupes then the game is a kike ripoff and you're a sucker for playing it.
blud is going to say you don't need to go to C6R5 while ignoring the chink videos showing how they can't even get past the newest abyss with C6R5
>>531563182Chink gacha system. When you get a 5*/SSR/legendary, it has a 50% chance of being the rate up one or being a shitty generic once from a standard pool
>>531563293You aren’t getting multiple copies of a summon+all characters from the rate up with 300 rolls either. See
>>531562113
>>531562113>didn't get any of the three new characters in 300 rollsKyoAni.
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meanwhile in grub
sunstones and bars exists and one of them is farmable, even uma has uma sunstones for their support cards
is blud really trying to slurp for hoyoshit?
>>531563497You only need 1 copy. Hoyoshit doesn't have sunstones and gold bars so you need to get your uncaps directly from rolls.
>b-but you don't need dupesGo ahead and post your Dire stygian clear. I have multiple C6 and still off by 2 seconds on my clear simply because I don't have the specific setup for one of the bosses. If you don't have dupes of the correct units it's harder than getting top 2k in GW.
wowee things sure got quiet all of a sudden around here huh
atleast in uma, they are exactly what they appear to be. Grub seems to make it a goal of making as many characters lesbian or dead if you like them as much as possible.
> it has a 50% chance of being the rate up one or being a shitty generic once from a standard pool
hoyoblud really be saying this is a good alternative to sparking lmao
>>531563843ok but post the fire character that you can use instead of mr percival or the light character that replaces mr pehan. I'll spark characters multiple times even at 3% if it means I don't have to use enforced homoflops.
>exactly as they appear to be
not for (You)?
>>531563612>>531563843>sunstonesYou get ONE per GW and the recommended summon grid for the endgame raids looks like this. You also need multiples of most grands to make them work
>b-but you don't need primalGo ahead and post your magna faa0 clear
>>531564089>180 vs 300Do the math, slurpbro
>>531564256but at least the option is there
where are the hoyo equivalent of ss and bars?
you are avoiding the question here lil bro
>>531564256Even if you only count GW and ignore all other sources from stream freebies and paid bundles, on is still infinitely more than 0.
>>531564327where is the grub alternative for mr percival huh? who is avoiding the question now?
all out of copes already? sheesh
If you fail the 50/50 in hoyo games, your super generous 200 rolls spark can now potentially become a 400 rolls spark.
>>531564327It's there but it isn't feasible. By the time you get enough sunstones to uncap all the summons you want, the hoyo banner will get a rerun and if you saved for it, you'll be able to get your dupes which really weren't necessary until stygian which is admittedly bullshit
>>531564389>paid bundlesSlurpbro...
Nobody mentioned the fact that pity doesn't reset between banners in chinkslop
>>531564067They can't character assassinate over there because there will be real world consequences if they do.
Ez
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Wham Bam Shang-A-Lang! There goes my Kitasan Black luck :'-)
>>531562601It's a mess to look at but it's Weapon type > Element > Alphabetical within the element
>>531564135>Grubkek are so used to girl not for (you) that he think not for (you) girl is the normHOLY MOTHER OF GRIM
>>531567106just grubgigacuck things
>>531566027they cant make the characters for (You) either
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So this is the power of The Sun call on an element with teamwide 1T assassin.
>not for (you) girl is the norm
just cykek things
>>531567646lie spreading gigacuck immediate BTFO
>>531567646That just means she'll gently do taxes with you
>>531567646>keep your eyes on mewhat did she mean by this
>>531563568if she got bastet then she got everything in one spark.
>>531567760activate neurons
>>531563497technically he did get 2 rate up items (Drivers are on rate up lol)
>>531563293Comparing the absolute number of rolls is useless when the games have completely different design.
I've been saving since August 2024 flash and will have enough for 4 sparks by August 2025 flash, plus some extra 100 or so rolls. Meanwhile HSR gives on average 100 pulls every 42 days, so that's 900 pulls per year, which means roughly 9 limited characters assuming 50% winrate on coinflips. (more if you buy the monthly pass.)
HSR sounds better up to this point, but then you take into account that there's no roulette, no free roll periods, no big stream gibs, no suptix, no star gacha, no jews, no evokers. Plus you don't get spooks. Either you get the one rate-up character in the banner, or one of 6 standard units that are basically Grand Rackam tier. And characters are gimped in their base form, by design. You don't have to roll for dupes or light cones, but at that point you're just rolling for collection and don't care about having incomplete characters.
So going back to my August benchmark I've had 40 fully-powered new characters in Grub, while in HSR I only have 8 half-assed ones.
Ultimately you can't really say one is objectively better than the other. They're both scams, just with different layers of trickery.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132216750
uh oh da grubgigafaggotcuckturds are trying to gaslight GODmablueCHADs again because their DEAD kusohomoflopcuckgeneral is SO FUARKING DEAD that THEY have to beg GODmablueCHADS to bump THEIR DEAD general HOLY FUARK
>>531554278>posting the Athena Enyo uncap when the actual fates had nothing like thatG
begone shay, uma has no shotas or bara furries so we know you wont play it
>>531568219this but unironically
>>531563843there are people in my seed crew that use their waifu in every team, one dude uses only erune females. and they still manage to farm a couple billion in gw and have all their opuses trannyscended.
this game isn't hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksd11kz2eV8
>>531551890Why was this post deleted? The poster was calling himself the S word in the filename?
someone post that gif of tokai teio
>>531564256>180>rolling for e0s0 characters that get obsoleted after 3 patch cyclesshiggity diggity
>>531564124>hoyotard accusing GRUB of enforcing meta wormsLook in the mirror, buddy
the only hoyo game that doesn't do this is ZZZ and even that game still has Lighter
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>>531568778grubflop could never
>>531568824LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>531568824Da granblue killer
>>531568824where are the homoflops that killed that game? surely they exist
>>531568991Dykes are homoflops nyes.
>>531568670How does Tyra manage to shine everywhere...
>uma’s gacha is 150 carrots per roll, 200 for a spark
>LITERALLY grub’s halved
When the FUCK is our system getting a revamp?
>>531569164Never because grub is a game for hyper-slurpers. There's a better chance of them increasing the spark requirement to 400 rolls because the mentally ill gbfpags will still slurp up every bit of shit Cygames throws at their faces.
>>531569389FAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>531563843>You only need oneAbsolute dishonest faggot post.
Every weapon is designed to need multiple copies to function.
UMA WONNERED BIGLY
MALERINGER.............. LOST
>>531569164their currency costs the same amount as grubs though. so basically this only matters if you paypig. we get way more free rolls than horsefags.
>>531568824This game did pretty well in Japan for a few months but is now speed running eos with how jewish they’re being. Imagine being a Meguca fan in 2025
>>531569441We're talking about characters not weapons. Hoyoshit needs 5 copies of their weapons too, and you can only use them on their specific character, while grub only wants 2-3 at most and you can use them on any character for that element.
>>531569615>but is now speed running eos with how jewish they’re beingsounds familiar
>>531569767grub.............FLOPPAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://x.com/granbluefantasy/status/1945770461432107405
this doesn't even look like grub art anymore, just pure slop
>>531569907OH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FINNA RING AND GOON TO DAT SHIT
>>531569441you can farm bars and get free damascus bars from streams and you can buy them with gold moons and once a weapon is FLB you can use it with every team, every character
you can't farm eidolons no matter what and it only applies to one character
these are nowhere near the same.
>>531559527>>531559663>>531570171GalgeGAWDS have mercy on our pitiful homoflopge...
>>531570171dont let the payment processors see this
>>531569984Cool story faggot. Can you farm extra copies for the 3 required gridpieces.
9 total
Per element
And the summons.
>>531569907At least now I know which pic I should beat my meat to tonight
I ringed Poseidon btw
Frtm
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Grinded enough mats for 6 Agastia MKIIs. Now what do I do until GW...
>>531572074Thanks Umikins.
why all the transsisters like to make funnyroo edits?
>>531572167farm extra hl for the faazero and 6d bullets.
>we still haven't even gotten cassius yet
mim
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>>531572850At this point I'm thinking about using my rolls on a 3% banner. I need to grab S.Mandrake and S.Rat at some point. Might as well do it on the blandest summer.
>>531570410No, you spark them just like you would pity for an E2 of the top dps every few patches. Unless you're a luckchad who rolled extra copies without needing to spark. Which happens a lot of the time, to be fair.
>9 total per elementso 9 total, over a few years where the weapons are relevant?
>you're supposed to go primal in all elesthat's the equivalent of rolling every dps to E6. Not viable unless you're a whale.
https://x.com/UnluckyTrigger/status/1945624844269199593
myeanwhile..........
>>531574196https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6Y2erx5/
>>531563568how is this allowed? isn't the rate up even higher than normal?
the only thing higher than normal here is the HIV level
>>531574380It's rigged. I still remember the time I rolled a banner and only got the characters that were rate up in the previous banner. That was fucking weird.
take your schizo back
>>531572401 thanks.
>>531577045nah, you can keep xir
>>531577045/bag/ posters are for /bag/ retard, they convulse when seeing cygames
man I don't know if I should spark or not
https://x.com/Yuruguraburu112/status/1945653463217779030
>>531578556It's one of the better banners this year, although that's not saying a whole lot. It's "worth" it, but they're kind of fucking around with the next two banners. We don't know if another summer banner got axed for the collab or not, and they're usually the better banners. There's also a high likelyhood of a dark grand on aug leg, for anyone invested in dark.
>>531578928will there be another summer summon?
>>531558881Oh? Shay is trans fr? cute :3
>>531579629They seem to be sticking to two per year, but whether it's another "core" summon or not is anyone's guess. I suppose s.Yatima is possible, but they waited 2 years between Belial and Bubs as far as omni-element providences go.
>>531579982>the 3 best summer units have been>2 male ougi core units luwoh atum>wind sun summonlol
GRUBBAS THE STREAM IS STARTING
>>531580529it's in two days though?
anyway shadowverse just hit a new player count peak, doomcucks lost
What can ShadowP do to make grub as popular and successful as uma?
Serious question: what the fuck are you supposed to do in the game right now? Only evokers left to uncap for me are Borger and Lobelia and I’m not very eager to work on either and also gated by evolites and sunstone. Halfway on jew trannyscendence, the other 5 are useless anyway. Brick farming is retarded, even with a decent setup I get cucked by -5s ping nips/seanigs. Just spam m3/revans?
>>531580529Stream isnt for a month lil bro
>>531581306farm artifacts for every character
spark for gw
>>531581306Farm the manatura/shield drops.
What's the easiest magna element to do Faa0? I've been single sided Titan for a while and don't have the stones to go double sided.
thinking of impulsing right now for one rate up before stopping
>>531581373>artifactsWhy? They are marginal buffs at best and gimmicky bullshit at worst
>80% cut to skill and ougi damage for a 20% boost to normal>characters who only use normals can’t equip it because it’s the wrong element/weapon prof>>531581524I got ouroboros, euro and faa, do I really need agastia? Also I thought nobody used paladin anymore
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"Draphs were a mistake." - ShadowP
>>531581901Cupitan, moni and magisa mog all draphs, that race is a flop
>>531581804>do I really need Do you really need to keep playing this kusoge?
>>531581804you're right. there's nothing to do if you look for excuses to not do everything.
>>531581306do your dailies and relax until next gw
>>531581901>1(Uno) harvin girl>0(Rei) draph girlsGame's cooked
>>531581804>do I really need agastiaYes!
>>531514259
>>531582138yes. now get on your knees!
>>531581352i don't remember my useless warlock pet lookin like this
did they really turn some pets into the next big bad?
>>531582524We are getting invaded by the void after killing the biggest raid boss ever made, bigger than the size of stormwind
>>531582524>did they really turn some pets into the next big bad?That happened like a decade ago with one of the major retcons. Back then I thought Void Lords were to Old Ones what Outer Gods were to, well, Great Old Ones in Lovecraftian Mythos. But apparently they really did mean just big Voidwalkers. Although I thought that was already retconned several times after that.
>>531582203>farming worthless bullshit just to hoardholy mental illness. this KMR slave needs to be impaled on a rusty spike and displayed as a specimen in a science museum
>>531584392Is this the same virtuoso that gave Rakko her singular pixiv buck?
/gbfg/ is a trove of hundred thousands of posts with nothing of value
>>531577045this is the price of success
>>531561854I'm so tired of retards saying this. They don't even look the same except for having blonde hair. And every dipshit on the internet is like "lul its just Misa" like they're the most aware person on the planet.
>>531582665man that's cool
I wish I can experience it without paying blizzard.
>>531592132Expansion has been good so far
https://x.com/mmm_mii_/status/1945811932621295810
they call them "metroidvampys" in japan
>>531592265maybe
I just don't want to support anyone who's working in blizzard
>>531595502I respect that, music this patch was good
https://youtu.be/5KXTR8yz5Ls?si=Qi2PIH_JAMfYCMP2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5gntV49y54&list=RDV5gntV49y54&start_radio=1
shitted gigacuck is BAraging again
>five minutes dailies
>goons to bibici shitted asuna for FIVE hours straight
The baturd life...
Ackshully it’s Aliza today.
>>531596236don't look at his paid members
Pretty sure he quit, made his bank and stopped I think he made 10000's
>>531601761you have a porn addiction
>>531601847Five hours is hardly a lot. That's less than the average grubbas pbhl grind.
>>531601967Shit, that’s less time than Trooneraph spends here going nuts.
imagine if grub was drawn by waterkuma instead of minaba
I paid a visit to your BA girls just now
>>531603157All of the sheep cuckposting would be canon.
>>531551020Nigga couldn't even say the full name of the game lol
one more day till the stream!
are you ready ahs?
>lost on every field and resorts to blacked and yuri posting
the grim fate of all discord gigacucks
>>531604010Just grubflop things.
Is it still worth sparking Yatima bows? Crit exalto takes so much grid space and is useless off element. I feel like it's going to be replaced if water gets something unconditional like Sennen Goji or Medusa's Katana
>>531604946I dunno, Zeusfags use Efes fucking everywhere, but maybe that's because they have Lil' Moogy and Mars summon
>>531604010we have a chance on the dirt track...
>>531604946she's a human rights for autochads
>auto"""chads"""
you're not even playing the game at this point
>>531607113Between this and full auto there really is no game to play.
>>531609354So what part of this kit allowed Ilsa to do seventeen fucking attacks?
>they got their rewards anyway
Gaben.. do something..
what if Atum is hypercore for the next mastery raid....
>>531523193cog wouldn't say that...
>>531610772Then the raid is not worth doing.
>>531610957good thing it was dokkan who said it not cog
mr pog
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why is she looking at me like that...????
I want monkey man to die.
Its the only way to fix cygames.
No it wont turn out like shadowP and ShadowD this time.
>rabiete out of nowhere
WARPED
>>531613727we get it you have hiv
>>531613790>maleringers out of nowhere
nobody cares about your little fake cosplay whores
>>531612714>>531613735>when you see a new sandalphon alt
>>531613925yes maleringers tend to rage against our sexo cosplayers
>>531501530 (OP)made for hotdogging
>>531564693mika sex
cosplaywhoreenjoyer is losing it
can't even post her wearing something ontopic
>>531564693>400 rolls spark.MIHOMO XISTERS LET'S HECKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>s. raziel isn't on topic
maleringer is losing it
I have been tested positive
>>531615520Mixed toilet gigacuck...
>>531592415You WILL spark her on a 3% banner and you WILL thank Cygames for bringing her back.
oh joy cosplay whore spam
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md5: 7f9c381a61f2dbccd56a050778f1983a
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yeah fuck these cosplay whores, let's post REAL on-topic shit like BA and Uma instead
>>531615886Built for the BBC
Why's mixed toilet gigacuck going nuts today?
>SV and Uma dominating in steam
RELEASE GRUB ON STEAM NOW
>>531615492>>531615886>>531616479this ugly bitch still stuffing her bras?
we're 7 months into the year and there's only been one (uno) (anre) new character I wanted to roll on in this kusoge. meanwhile in galge frontline 2 there have been 12 new cute girl characters.
>>531618356>galge frontline 2Mr paymond......
>mixed toilet gigacuck raging at GFL2
>>531616909>grubcucks think they can leech off of actually good games
>>531619424Grubturds are delusional like that.
grub on the other hand...
>>531621405sir this is /gbfg/
Lil ba 'roons are butthurt because they can't shitpost properly with their floppyflop steam client
>>531621504this is a public toilet
The current /uma/ general is like when grub in its peak during 2017.
Grubflop steam numbers must be absolutely FANTASTIC
>>531621725>>531621974My wife tsukuyomi is schizophrenic...
>>531616909>RELEASE GRUB ON STEAM NOWdon't worry! there's a Granblue stream real soon!
>>531621973cog wouldn't lie like that...
>>531621973Because Uma is actually a big hit, grub was good up until 2017-2018 too.
>1 hour and 39 minutes to 800 posts
homoflopges could NEVER
>>531622094Damn lil bro, with the Seia banner the sales must've been INSANE. Must've ranked highly on steam, can you post the steam sales?
>>531622304not really
I will be back in around 7 hours or so.
>>531622476it's higher than zzz and grub that's for sure!
Bros... I think my grub ends here. The horses are calling me.
>>531622571how's that an achievement?
>>531622571>too scared to post steam salesI smell a astroturfed piece of shit that can't back itself up with actual sales
>>531622826when i downloaded zzz i expected some DMC with cute and funny girls. but got some lame mobs with 4 trillion hp instead
>umm actually we don't NEED official sales numbers only imaginary ones
KEKAROOOOOO this is the mental state of yenless chaircuck
>>531623053>cute and funny girlsdon't post their belt buckles...........
>>531623165Mixed toilet shittedcucks LOVE that shit.
>>531623259no one said that
https://steamdb.info/app/3557620/charts/
how can we even compete with uma's success?
>>531623053When I downloaded BA I expected a hell of a galge but instead I got the same beat around the bush slop that's in every gacha ever.
Now sit your little ass down and go "play" your lil flop. Lord knows it needs it
>>531623501By being a card game?
>>531623259everyone in the multiverse says this
>>531623501Summer cassius of course!
Nobody plays your yenlessflop, not even you. Now slurp that LGBT like a good gigacuck.
foxcuck back for his daily buckbreaking
>>531501530 (OP)Buen culo also got her the chococat and bunch of light shitters.
>>531623473DA SUPER POPULA huh?
>>531623815Did you expect any logic and common sense from a mixed toilet slurper?
>>531623563BA delivered exactly what they promised. Story plot remained loyal to itself. Homoyo on the other hand is doing 180 every few months in every game
>>531623501naked sandals summon
summer mugen
FOURTH sumo event
>>531624051You forgot more homoknights summer unit
>>531624051sandaltroon buttcrack.... I GOTTA RING THAT!
>>531624051this time FOR SURE the people will love love LOVE raiden
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/354319739/#354335483
what happened?
>>531624051THIS POSTER IS THE NEXT GRUB PRODUCER
>>531624450Slurping mixed toilets for years will do that to ya.
>>531624224>>531624050>>531624020Uma showed up high on steams sales chart. Surely BA did too with the Seia banner. Post it lil bro, back up your talk.
I want to see it
S.Floptante 800th rank on iOS and Android
Just post your yenlessflop official sales and steam numbers xis. Is it really that hard?
uzawareisa would say that...
>tfw you slurped long enough to witness grub's steady decline and uma's boom
so is this it? is the gigacuck just gonna rage about ba until it eventually stops getting doujins?
>>531624978welcome to 3-4 years ago
>this is official art
Why didn't you guys tell me BA is a based yuri game?
>>531625064>eventually stops getting doujinsAny day now, possibly after maplestory EoS
so he's posting art that isn't in the game again..
>>531625064Weird how BAfags can't talk about anything other than doujins. Uma showed up high on the steam sales charts.
Why couldn't BA?
>>531625316BAragers are low IQ dishonest creatures? I'm shocked...not
>>531624794>no responseEz BAchad W
so we're just not gonna talk about grub huh
>>531625460>>531625658Blud is TOO scared to post the steam sales is ALL I'm saying. Uma has no problem backing themselves up with sales. BA though? Never sales, only doujins
Mr. Piyaniya flopped
Río WON
>Back to the same conversation again for hundreth time
I'm going insane.
Mayano Top Gun mogs all the BA girls actually
>>531625929You haven't posted the sales numbers though. And you never will.
Neechang would play goo-goo babies with me...
>>531626094BA warped the gigacuck too hard please understand.
I just started playing Uma and I didn't know they have idol concert here.
>>531626094How about we talk about how the latest CHADless CHAD CHAD girls are for (You)?
Or we could talk about how BA is skipping the Himari banner to go straight to Rio since they're a astroturfed piece of shit that needs to milk global quickly
>>531626094You have pressed F5 and sees the "loading..." for more times than that
blud had to wait for someone else to post a picture
>>531626531I could press f5 a million times, BAloons still won't post the steam sales
>>531627008KEKYPOW that's what happens when you don't play the mixed toilet trash you shill.
*peepeepoopoos on the floor*
>>531627113Mixed toilet gigacuck...
doujins/fanart/memes are nice to have, but what's nice about a big sales/player number?
>>531627095FUARK!!! You aren't seeing shit like this in Platonic Archive I'll tell you that
>>531625881you can't even refer to it by its real name here
>>531627237Games that aren't astroturfed pieces of shit get both
>>531627487so that rules out zzz then...
>>531627553KEKYPOWAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
How can you save grubble?
https://x.com/u_suke_rs/status/1945860917180452935
>the cow artist abandoned grub for AK
>BAggots, ZZZcucks and Umababs flinging shit at each other
>grub isn't even worth mentioning
Truly...the Gacha BattleField general...
>>531627660Grub 2
Nobody is picking up an old ass browser game in this day and age
>>531627660break into Cygames HQ and find the master file
>>531627660>How can you save grubble?gigacore summer cassius for your dark gw
Another day another HIV ridden gigacuck L
>>531627660 kill all the writers
scrape everything
remove as much males as possible, especially the naked gay looking ones
hire some good writers
restart the franchise from square 1
>>531627553>>531627637Idk lil sis, ZZZ has no issue getting sales. It isn't down in the 4milge range like certain other games
Hope they make Sandy the MC of grub 2
>$730 million official BA sales vs yenlessflop imaginary flop sales
lmao
>>531628205cursed proportions
>>531627967>remove as much males as possibleyou mean all males except MC
Maybe yenlessflop 2 will finally get some cultural relevance, fanarts, doujins, and of course players and official sales...
O MY ONE TRILLION WON PROFIT
>>531628261No, remove gr*n as well
Cuckoldry? Yeah, I love that!
>>531627748>gave Rastina one last shotguess he realized draphs were abandoned
>>531628440Mixed toilet gigacuck says this.
>>531628440Yep that's me, a very happy sensei!
>padjeeta
aw hell nah now we just need trooneraph and stuey to have the whole gang present
Is there a spark system in Uma?
>>531628753yep, 200 rolls to spark
>>531628480>>531628440We love getting cucked by men, women, furries and other beasts even, all with a happy face too
It's very galge!
Sis is dumping xer yuri delusion folder again
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/umqfXJlj-8v3cM9yELlCmA/
>>531628906All dango posts
its clear to me zzz is omnipandering
it just ruins any potential attachment you could have to the characters
Grub 2 isn't happening lil blud, and you'd know this if you had paid attention in the past 7+ years.
Cygames decided to invest grub's profits into spin-off projects like Relink and Versus. That's what they've been working on all these years. That's where they put all their manpower for grub as an IP.
*If* Grub 2 happens at all then they wouldn't have even started it until last year after Relink was released. So you'd be looking at, AT LEAST, 5 years before seeing Grub 2.
But that's not happening. What's certain to happen instead is they take the assets they already built for Relink, and make Relink Rising to squeeze more profits out of those assets instead of letting them rot.
Meanwhile grub the browser game continues its decline, with every banner being slurper bait that only 1% of the playerbase can get any real use out of with their whale grids.
>A girl talked to me? SO GALGE
You will never have a CG with a girl sleeping with you in your mixed toilet flop.
>>531629238Yep yep BAchads always win in the end, omnipandering flop stay flop.
reddit spacing but I read it anyway and I agree
I won't be playing any more japslop
I won't be playing any more idolshit
I won't be playing any more mixed toilets
I will only play games that respect my time and my perferences
I will be better off for it while you will still be mazed
>words words words words words
>>531629251love him or hate him, he's spitting facts
vampy wamdus and kokona triple drain
>>531630146vampy wamdus ibuki and kokona quadruple drain*
NikkeGODS run this general
nikkefags are a barely relevant faction in this general
>keeps banevading
>seethes every day at actual galge and spams mixed toilet slop
>I DINDU NUFFINS
Actually literally nignog behavior.
HOLY FUARK grubturdykefaggotcucks getting BTFO'D on a daily basis in THEIR OWN GENERAL like the fucking cucks THEY ARE is so fucking hilarious GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>already ban evading>>531631332you called it
i dislike shay less than batroons the fact that he gets banned and you don't says a lot.
Yes we know mihomo gigacuck you can't post your diseased garbage here in peace makes you mad.
we've had entire DAY LONG threads without it until he brought it up unprompted
>>531632273and that anons get warnings for reporting them