Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>531313449

FIRST FOR SISTER KISSING

https://youtu.be/N4z6JAKNe6g
>It's never ending
>A season I can't shake
>A foreign winter
>A curse I can't escape

>I feel the winter, burying my bones
>A cold reminder that I'm so far from home
>I know we're worlds apart
>Seasons stitched together somehow
>What's it like where you are?

>It hurts to know we're always worlds apart (Can you feel it, can you feel it)
>This burning I feel is slowing down my heart (Can you feel it, can you feel it)
>(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
>It hurts to know we're worlds apart
>(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
>It hurts to know what it's like where you are

This could've been us but this ASSHOLE is playing games!!

>>531583491
How are Graves women such minxes?

IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT OUT AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I HATE SUMMER SO FUCKING MUCH

>>531584220
I can’t believe this will never happen as Ashley will just abort any pregnancies with Andrew

>>531585250
Burialshley won't! She'll love her inbred children!

Burial predictions:
>Andrew is becoming too weird
>Ashley doesn't see him as a role model anymore
>Andrew's paranoia kicks in and he rapes Ashley
>Basically the opposite situation as Carl's apartment: now Ashley is the one (metaphorically) chained
>After repeated rape + impregnation, she kills him and runs away
>She starts a new life, raising her inbred rapebabies
>She's a loving mother, and her kids never know Andrew's name
>Andy and Leyley are buried for good

>>531586440
Nonsensical fanspiction

>>531586440
>rapes Ashley
Stopped reading right there.

Sleeping on Leyley butt pillow as she plays vydia.

>>531586440
>Andrew is becoming too weird
Stopped reading there.

>>531586618
Do you really think that's out of the realm of possibility? Andrew was terrified that he might put hands on her in quarantine, which is BEFORE Decay takes place.

>>531586810
I want to bite sisterbutt

>>531586810
What game is she playing?

>>531586440
What the fuck

>>531587124
True, but then he didn't put hands on her and chilled the fuck out. He has a lot more restraint than he thinks he does and he seems genuinely happy with Burial Ashley at the end of episode 2.

>>531586440
>Burial predictions
Stopped reading there

>>531586440
xd

>>531587323
>he didn't put hands on her
The implication is that if they hadn't been starving to death, he eventually would have. He was already peeping on her in the shower, and God knows where he was touching while dragging her around whenever she passed out. In 3A we keep seeing him getting frisky with her bra straps, so it's not unbelievable he was already doing that as far back as Episode 1.
>he seems genuinely happy with Burial Ashley at the end of episode 2
Yeah, but Ashley is the one who is worried. That's why I think her delusion of the sun shining out Andrew's ass is going to fall apart. (pic related)

>>531586440
Can somebody help me? How do i give a reddit gold to a 4chan post?

>>531583865
This one is wholesome
>>531584220
This one is deranged
>>531584808
This one is cute
>>531585429
This one is cute (?)

>>531587197
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, she just installed CoffinOS on her GeneDeck.

Post more Leys with her hair let down.

>>531589091
No. Post more Thius

>>531589293

>>531589091

>>531589091

>>531589612
your post hurts me anon

>>531589612
This has NEVER happened

>>531590075
>>531590105
The star vision will reveal it was all a dream and they're a normal happy family

>>531589962
>daughter
Ashley would get rid of that hussy

I saw Nemlei at the Lidl in Lahti a while ago. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Niin kuin sä teet juuri nyt?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "tä? tä? tä?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any hussie infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I'm still in shock! Anyone else had similar experiences?

>>531589612
The thing that stuck the most for me was seeing Douglas being so happy. Probably the character from Coffin that i sympathize the most with.

>>531586440
Kill yourself

>>531586880
Imagine the smell

>>531589091

>>531584792
They are Jewish women, they are like that.

>>531584792
I cant blame Douglas
>>531585118
>he doesn't live in a beach front house
shiggy, summer is the best

>>531584792
It's kinda weird that zoomer couples don't call each other sweet things like honey or darling. They just say "nigga".

>has met actual demons
>is still an atheist
>copes by saying they're not akshully demons but entities
I hate this stupid cunt

Ashley takes it up the ass

>>531596601
She doesn't love him THAT much.

>>531589656
That's not Leyley that's some Japanese ghost girl.

>>531594689
>>he lives in a beach front house
im going to hunt you down and upper decker your toilet, you fucker

>>531587856
ashley would rather kill herself than live without andrew
I don't think it's possible for him to do anything that would make her want to leave him since he's the only reason she continues wanting to exist
she'd have to manifest some reason to exist that doesn't revolve around him in some way and that's pretty doubtful

>>531595930
my gf calls me puppy

>>531596753
Ashley will do anal if Andrew tells her Julia let him

>>531596486
you don't need to believe in god to understand that things exist beyond our current scientific understanding
you don't need to give into magical thinking immediately just because some things fit into the imaginary box some other people have constructed
I'm sure a prehistoric man would look at our firearms and be incapable of considering them anything less than magic solely because of their lack of knowledge and developed intuition

>>531598117
ashley would do literally fucking anything for him if pushed far enough

>>531596486
Its even more retarded because even if they are entities, it is still supernatural and he should be atleast agnostic. Andrew is a total midwit
>>531597548
You posting that with a Ashley picture made me think it was her saying this and it gave me a semi

>>531597928
Burial Ashley is gonna be different. She's pretty calm and reasonable so far, and is slowly getting frightened by the truth that the person standing next to her is neither "Andrew" nor "Andy". If Decay is about unravelling Andrew's psyche, I think Burial (in at least one route) is gonna be Ashley's healing arc.

>>531598385
She won't even have proper sex with him in the ending where her only purpose is to take his cock. I bet SnSley doesn't even give head.

>>531596486

>>531598867
proper sex as in what? her liking it?
I don't think he can force her to like something and I don't think she's capable of doing that either in spite of her trying

>>531599063
Dude, all she does is spread her legs on the couch while Andrew does all the work. She doesn't have to enjoy moving a little to at least move a little.

how do i level up in this game

>>531599162
she does that because andrew doesn't ask any more of her
it's that simple

>>531599248
Keep mashing jump and then go to sleep. Invest your skill points into the rape stat and you'll cheese your way through most bosses.

>>531597928
Ashley is not the suicidal type, in the Retardrew scenario she only kills herself after being betrayed by her whole family and taking revenge on Andrew. Having to kill him is what makes her spiral out of control.
>>531598542
True. SnS Ashley was about to part ways with Andrew and abandon him in the demon realm right before he chased her around with the cleaver. Ashley thinks that she can easily replace Andrew with some other simp, I don't think it would happen overnight but if they don't see each other for like a week or two and she doesn't have his blood on her hands then she can probably replace him easily with Random Cultist no 382 that really needs a gf.

>>531599321
He does, though. He keeps trying to get her drunk again, to no avail. Also
>Andrew, the wifebeater, is apparently to meek to ask things of Ashley
Lol

>>531598892
>Met two gods, still a Christian
There is no contradiction in this statement.

>>531599406
baits used to be more credible

>>531599406
She certainly didn't kill herself during the year she ghosted Andrew, and she even managed to keep some friends up until quarantine. Right until Andrew beat her up, Ashley always had the potential to be something better.

>>531599602
If we ignore the fact Christianity is a monotheistic religion.

>>531599406
she joins him in death during splat
if she was so incapable of suicide she'd just watch him throw himself off of the balcony
>>531599459
he can't ask her to be happy while getting fucked numbnuts
he clearly doesn't care about the quality of the sex since he thinks it's lame either way because what gets him off the most is love and there's no love in this scenario
he wants to get leyley drunk so he can have sex with ashley because even if he asked leyley to bounce on it crazy style she'd be totally not into it no matter what
he doesn't care about her moving he just wants her to want him

>>531599903
>she joins him in death during splat
She didn't want to, though.
>he can't ask her to be happy while getting fucked numbnuts
He can ask her to fucking rock those hips a little. And again, the fact he can't convince her to get drunk again shows that Andrew does ask more of her, but cannot get it.

>>531596486
I don't think Andrew is an atheist, or that there is nothing even implying this. He's just the kind of agnostic guy that just don't mind any kind of inquiries about the supernatural.
>"Oh, so there are demons. Cool"
After all, he was the that proposed to do the first ritual in the first place. He doesn't mind, he just saw the demonic as a tool to use.

>>531599602
There is a contradiction to this statement.

>>531599903
>she joins him in death during splat
By that point in the story she reverted to Leyley and was a beaten/broken girl.

>>531600156
>or that there is nothing even implying this
He ridiculed Julia's faith (not to her face, of course). And there is NO way somebody as pretentious as Andrew never paid mind to inquiries about the supernatural.

>>531599879
>>531600323
Remember that there is a hierarchy of beings. Below god, there are Angels, Archangels, Principalities, Virtues, Seraphim, and others. The Christian God is akin to the Platonic god, all pervasive and undivisible, which invisible substance is the material of what the universe is made of. God is what embodies everything on the everlasting existence, including every kind of god, spirit, and (You).

Post felines

>>531599406
what you wrote shows me that you didn't understand anything about the game.

Andrew is literally a satanist because he conducts satanic rituals, as per the word of God (capital G).

>>531600681
>He ridiculed Julia's faith (not to her face, of course).
I interpreted the "god was watching" bit as a exaggeration of his first time having sex, more inclined to mock Ashley attempts to safe face at that point in the story.
>And there is NO way somebody as pretentious as Andrew never paid mind to inquiries about the supernatural.
Sure, but remember that said inquiries are, most of the time, about the philosophical side of things, instead of the pragmatic application of metaphysical knowledge. Christianity and these outdated traditions and myths are more associated to their institutions, and less to the spiritual expansion. Is not surprising that Andrew picked up quickly after finding out the existence of demons, because it had an use instead of being a make-believe mental window dressing.

>>531601312
>instead of being a make-believe mental window dressing
Dude, Andrew's entire brain is just make-believe mental window dressing.

>>531600506
I feel so bad for Ashley.

>>531601460
Regarding his romantic feelings? Sure. Regarding supernatural phenomena? The facts and events says otherwise.

>>531601203
They are so cat

>>531600137
I think you're missing the point which is that he doesn't really care if she rocks her hips or not inasmuch as he cares about her being into it
also he can't get her to get drunk just by asking because she cares more about maintaining her delusion than placating him and getting drunk shatters that part of her
he could get it out of her if he pushed her to that point but the process of doing so would likely break him further and spur him toward another splat type breakdown
since he is aware of this he likely refuses to give into those kinds of desires

>>531586440
That's not a prediction, that's an ooc fanfiction.

>>531596486
andrew goes to r/atheism

>>531601551
Yeah, especially when you consider that at that point she gave Andrew everything including her virginity only for him to want to kill himself rather than continue living with her. Splat! is the saddest ending.

>>531602403
Best line in the game. The Movie UP is dogshit tho

>>531596486
>create headcanon
>get mad
Both of them were shocked that a real demon showed up in episode 1 and then stopped giving a shit. That's apatheism.

>>531602067
Once again, failure to get her drunk shows that she won't just listen to him. Andrew ain't a wifebeater for nuthin!

>>531599406

>>531586440
Too much canonkino....
/calg/, will Nemlei licence What I've Done for the credits?

>>531599406
>>531586440
>>531596486

Isn't my wife Noelle just the prettiest?

>>531600681
>He ridiculed Julia's faith
Of course he did, he's not going to Coffinheaven and he knows it.

>>531604202
>Coffinheaven
aka IKEA

>>531604436
lol

>>531604178
Hey /calg/, which Nemlei game outside of Coffin is your favorite? For me it's a tie between JiaC and BH. Altought, i think if we got a Divilethion Director's Cut in some place in the future, done right would make it my favorite, just because i love all the aspects of it and i wish it were longer and more vast.

Pixar movies are dogshit, man

>>531604836
/calg/ is secretly run by the /bhg/ aristocracy

>>531599406
>>531586440
>>531596486
Next time try to make the bait more credible.

>>531586440

Lmao she didn't give up on him even when he became a literal drunkard and a wife beater. You think Ashley's gonna hate Andrew enough to kill him because he turns a little weird?

>>531606489
>>531603592
>we were having a discussion
>an hour later you fags show up
>BAIT BAIT BAIT
What is this low effort nonsense?

>>531606946
I think the same. There used to be post joking about this and the other, but these are simply another perspective. Not agreeable to the popular agreement among the general, but still a discussion. It's more safe to assume that the "bait callout" feels more like a "bait" themselves because those are post of nothing. "Bad takes" are preferable to spam and erotic roleplay because is at least discussion, it gives the opportunity to let the ideas flow, the general becomes more lively when the truth is reassured in an honest way.

Burial will have Andrew get with Friend A and Ashley get with Julia

>page 7

>>531611641
D-don't worry, Ashley! Page 7 happens all the time! It's okay

>>531612840
You're not a very good liar, you know.

>>531612936
I'm just trying to help

>walks all over your food

>>531583214 (OP)
I don't know why but I love the idea of an Ashley or Renee weight gain, I just think it would be cool to see how Ashley would react to having tubbier thighs and tits.

>>531615553
Imagine dating a girl and you feed her good food every single day. You watch her cute face as she enjoys the meals you lovingly prepared. You tell her she isn't getting fat and looks great while simultaneously finding ways to grab her tummy without her noticing

>>531617470
>Imagine watching short lil Ashley Graves slowly grow pudgy, seeing her chicken legs grow into flabby thick thighs. Watching her clothes grow tighter as she develops a tummy. Seeing her reaction to getting chubby, as she starts to fill out
Sucks that there doesn't seem to be much chubby art of her

>>531618126
Reminder that she'd been starving for weeks, if not longer. When starving people get to eat again, the body holds onto way more fat

>>531619108
>Ashley eating cautiously and accidentally fattening up after starving

>>531612840
>>531612936
I like seeing Ashley be friendly with Julia. I hope we get to see them be friends in Ashley's flashbacks!

>>531618126
How do you think Andrew or Renee would react to Fatshley? Andrew being used to her being probably boney to a fatty or Renee seeing her daughter fatten

>>531620696
Renee would be disappointed in Ashley regardless of what she does.

>>531620696
Andrew would be elated now that nobody's gonna wanna fuck his sister. He might even appreciate the extra boobage. Renee is maximally disgusted as Ashley, so becoming a fatass ain't gonna change that. What it will do is give Renee hope that Ashley will end up like Connie and die from being a fatass.

>>531590502
They don't have lidl in america. In america you pay to get inside shop.

>>531623360
>They don't have lidl in america
There's a lidl like 20 minutes away from me

Does anyone still have the fake devlog where Nemlei announced that the game will be removed from all black people's Steam libraries?

>>531623116
The idea of an Ashley with more clevage and maybe an actual ass is making me cum a lil

>>531605174
FUCK YEAH AUSTRALIA

>>531623853
>maybe an actual ass
Ashley's ass is impeccable. Why do you people keep saying she has no ass, man? Is this the result of zoomers jacking off to FNaF hypershit since childhood? Or is it Roblox porn, huh? Do you need women to look like they're in fucking diapers before you can get off?

>>531620532
Ya know dating her brother without asking her first is kinda shitty of her

>>531624383
What, is she the custodian of her brother's cock?

>>531603263
Andrew actually gets butthurt by Ashley calling it a demon

>>531620532
Based

>>531624446
Yes.

>>531624383
Who dares, wins

>>531624446
Yes? Where do you think you are?

>>531624446
Yes.

>>531624928
>>531624446
its just common curtesy to ask before dating someone's sibling if youre their friend

>>531615553
Fat bitch tummypillows are pretty nice.

>>531625414
that's cucked

>>531624240
Dude, her ass is fucking flat. I also think she would be better with fatter legs

>>531624240
where is it?

Ashley should fatten Andrew up til Julia dumps him.

>>531625414
It is better to ask for forgiveness than permission

>>531626587
FORGIVENESS IS NOT GIVEN

>>531626564
Nah, I like Andrew fattening up Ashley

>>531628008
Will nemlei deliver?

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

https://x.com/NablezS/status/1945639106542760047

Ashley raping Andrew in his sleep.
The joke is on her. Andrew only pretended to be asleep.

>>531631923
Sir?

>>531626885
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

>>531631329
Sexley

Owned

>>531637895
pussy: wet
dominance: asserted

>>531639005
irrefutable

>>531631329
Improved

>>531642007
8 bit

The girl who I had a crush on here said on the server nobody cared about her and that guys who she cared about ghosted her when I was always here for her and she ignored me fuck you lying whore , I fucking hate women

Lol. Lmao, even.

>>531583214 (OP)
>general for NOT EVEN softcore incest porn visual novel
could this be the most braindead general?

>>531642337
No, it can't be since there's gacha generals here.

>>531642337
Porn is for retards

>>531642337
>generals for gachashit mobilegames exist outside of /vmg/
nah

Heart palpitations with your sister!

Andyposter here, hello!

I'm learning to draw Ashley And maybe next

I hope you anons like it so far
Now I need to draw her body kek

>>531631202
Nah she’ll just abort them

>>531645528
Just like how your mom aborted you?

Body done
It's something I guess

So... whats up?

>>531647379
Largeley

>>531647379
detestable

>>531596486
They don't really delve into their spiritual beliefs. Hell, In Episode 2 Andrew outright states that Ashley being good at summoning demons is probably not a good thing. At most, they probably just don't question anything beyond what they know. Even if their grandfather's spirituality actually got to either sibling in anyway(doubt) they've probably internalized the idea that they're bad apples and are fucked anyway.

There's no way Andrew is religious. I just feel like he'd have said SOMETHING about it by now. At some point along the Nina death regret, going into the church, talking about shooting one up, and consorting with actual demons, I'd have expected him to say SOMETHING about his faith.

One interesting thing I just realized. Only at one point in the entire game are Ashley and Julia canonically in the same place: The elementary school cafeteria, and no where else. No CGS, no other instances besides dreams. I have a feeling if we ever see them in one again, it's going to go down REAAAALLLLLYYY bad.

>>531657360
They give me the vibes of edgy atheists/agnostics that use edgy satanic symbolism as a way of fucking with people. There was a lot of people like them, especially in their era. I know because I was one of those retards, sadly.

>>531589612
This is the alternate dimension Andrew and Ashley from that greentext were the canon ones tricked them into switching worlds.

Side note: curious if alt Renee could ever sniff out that canon Andrew and Ashley aren't her kids.

>>531657457
We're never shown but there are references to it. I imagine their pre-brotherstealing dynamic as Julia being clingy and Ashley being disengaged, both only hanging out because nobody else wants anything to do with them.

>>531644693
Looks good
>>531647379
cmon now

>>531652891
Kek

>>531653478
I will draw caked up Andrew for you then

>>531659802
Thanks. I still need to add many more details, this is just the beginning.

Nemlei games reminds me of The World Ends With You

>>531660209
no

This thread is leaking all over /lit/'s incest thread lmao.
Not gonna link it because I don't know if it violates brigading rules and you're all apparently there anyway.

>>531661976
Good comparison. Juvenile stories filled with angst and personal realization. Although Nemlei stories gets more "real" and don't hold back showing the true nature of life, and are more inclined to romance overall. There's really nothing like Nemlei stories to be honest.

>>531664089
Well, true. I do enjoy romance
>>531663898
Crosslinking is not against the rules

>leaked video showing what Nemlei has been doing instead of working on Chapter 4

>>531657360
>There's no way Andrew is religious
Obviously
>>531663898
I frequented /lit/ before /calg/ at some point. It's really fun over there when they don't give a shit and don't take things so seriously. Speaking of which, Nemlei stories have such an unique style and way to carry their themes on those fantastical worlds, that i feel that there is nothing like it out there. I hope her influence give birth to more good stuff from other good fellos, because beyond the surface of bizarre premises and violence, the way she expresses contemporary human struggles, emotions and love resonates immensely and is unlike any other thing that i have come across from recent times.

>>531665246
The secondhand embarrassment fucking hurt.
>>531665295
>the way she expresses contemporary human struggles, emotions and love resonates immensely and is unlike any other thing that i have come across from recent times.
It perfectly encapsulates the current ethos.
Sorry.
I really do wish there was more like it, she doesn't pull any punches.
I do like southern gothic, on paper it doesn't have much in common with TCOAAL but the same sort of frank imperfection is there, if that makes sense.

>>531657653
I don't think it was intentional, but the portrayal of cults on this one got some things down. There are cults heads that did have some true metaphysical experiences, but launch unto sensationalist organizations in order to use people for their ends. Although, the actual cult members here are smarter in Coffin than the average gonzo on /x/ because they launch onto it as a social gathering first, occult practices second, not actually expecting stuff to show off. The part of
>"Now i know why people join cults"
is also pretty close, because over a lack of understanding and higher knowledge, and with it, a departure from the inner sense of God, people launch onto New Age scams and Occultism to fill the space. Maybe im going ahead of myself here because i love shit like this, but i know damn well that this is a romance story, and the magic around is just another way to express that. Also, considering all of Nemlei games, i really think that she knows some stuff.
>>531666085
>I do like southern gothic, on paper it doesn't have much in common with TCOAAL but the same sort of frank imperfection is there, if that makes sense.
The thing about TCAOAAL and Nemlei in general, is that it blends the teenager "vibe" (for a lack of a better word) with real themes that any adult faces within growing up. It also have the consistency of leaving behind the world for something ideal, and this ideal is always about loving someone else deeply. Nemlei is the only writer i can think off where the romance/love part is the highlight, and somehow, the story is always exciting and the worlds are full of details and wonder.

>>531666868
>it blends the teenager "vibe" (for a lack of a better word) with real themes that any adult faces within growing up.
The 90s/00s nostalgia hit like a ton of bricks, it really was a vibe instead of "hey fellow kids, remember tamagochi?"
The flashback structure works so well too, I don't think the writing would be as compelling if it was stuck in one specific time period. You really see how they got the way that they are and the depth it adds is unreal.

>>531644693
Very naisu

what should andy's mum have done?
she's so fucking terrible

>>531647379
Very baddo

>>531644693
>>531647379
>got horny
>actually learned to draw to create what he wanted
Anon exercised his will to power.

>>531667528
Show her kids she loved them and not treat them like a burden. Simple as that.

>>531667784
It's a shame his taste is absolutely abhorrent

>>531667784
he should have exercised his will to autoasphyxiation accidental DEATH

>>531667263
Yeah, the ambient is always really comfy. I was replaying Better Half recently, and the whole suburban atmosphere of it was such a time capsule for me.

>>531583214 (OP)
If my little sister wore something that skimpy to a public beach I would spank her

Humor me this, BHfags
>suppose that Happy Thiu rapes Sad Thiu
>then they merge back together
>he remembers the joys of rape, but also carries the memory of being raped
Is merged Thiu traumatized by this? Or does being half rapist cancel it out?

>>531668636
Anon

>>531668636
>>suppose that Happy Thiu rapes Sad Thiu
This violates the basics of Thiuism

>>531657360
Yeah the Graves (aside from Douglas’s parents) are all likely agnostic or atheist, their faith would’ve been mentioned by now. Julia was the only character who also was mentioned to be religious as Andrew said when they first had sex Julia cried because “god is watching”.

Andrew being the type of autist who lists every change the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone made from the Book.

>>531671837
Going to church in the morning with Julia!

>>531671837
>>531672856
Julia watching VeggieTales like a good Christian Girl!

>>531667784
Thanks anon
But now I'm having a problem: how can I make her underwear visible if her long shirt is covering everything?!

And for your fags: I will make an Ashley pin-up and other version with Andy. Stop crying!

>>531672856
>I'm not doing that Julia. It's so bo- uhhhhh I have other plans on Sunday already.
>Every Sunday actually.

>>531674014
hypershit goes in the >>>/trash/ and idk why you keep calling people gay while telling them you'll make an even worse version with a male child

The pin-up was made for whinny bitches like you anon

If you don't like you're free to draw your own ideas

You're free to go back to your favela.

>>531590169
Big if true.

>>531675234
So you are trolling outside of /b/?

>>531674014
If you're going to beg people to talk about your stuff, /i/ is the board you want

All me btw

>>531675436
wait so by your logic buying expensive hardware and learning to "draw" is trolling?
i guess i'm the master baiter

>>531675732
>buying expensive hardware
Kek, drawfags love tripping over themselves to talk about the money they spend. You people are so annoying

ok poofag

Hmmm...

>>531676987
wtf is wrong with her arms?

>>531677289
I'm trying to draw her a black shirt

Shit I want to fuck my sister so bad

>>531677619
No, not the shirt, the arms. They look too big. And her elbow is fucked

>>531678230
The elbow is like that because I drew the shirt over her naked body
But I will fix that, thanks for the feedback

>>531676987
could I kindly ask you to draw her with more modest proportions?

>>531678569
It's my first time drawing her pls understand
And you're right, that ass is way too big
Noted. Thank you for the feedback.

>>531678678
Tone down her man shoulders too

>>531678754
Are they too large, right?
I guess I can see that now, thank you anon

I don't know why Anons can't appreciate Ashley's canon butt. It's a nice butt!

>>531447925
Pls post without the blur

>>531679451
Put on your spectacles cunt

Does anyone have the image of Kyouske and Kirino in the Coffin style? I'm rewatching and I want it
Kuroneko still best girl

>>531598217
this

spooky stuff is only spooky up to a point of understanding bounds

>>531681104
Try searching my goth can't be this cute in b4k's /v/ archive

>>531683361
No

>>531683794
Time for rape!

>>531684000
Andrew is a far better man than me. If I had recurring semi-realistic dreams with my little sister when she was 9, she's getting raped at least once

You are all I need
You're all I need
I'm in the middle of your picture
Lying in the reeds

>>531692124
>2025... I am forgotten...

>>531684657

>>531684657
>tfw no little sister to sodomise in my dreams

>>531693483
Ashley doesn't love Andrew THAT much.

Juliagf's be like
"Anon, I'm sleepy. Let's go to bed"

Dead Dead
Game General

Ashley's stinky feet

NEMLEI PLEEEEASE GIVE US A QNA

>>531606761
That's because Ashley got mindbroken in that route

>>531700872
This has gotta be the next OP image

>>531700872
Is this slop?

>>531701478
No, there's human errors like the swing not actually reaching the top of the image, and the original version which was more HD also showed lots of aliasing

>>531583214 (OP)

>>531644693
>>531647379
>>531674014
>Shotafag shows up to a place he consistently shat up for a straight year and where everyone hates him
>Nobody tells him to kill himself
The newfag replacement has already taken place

>>531702429
Do we know for sure it's him? The last time he claimed to have begun practising drawing, he got caught merely reposting sketches from Twitter lol. This may be hypershit, but it's still a trillion times more talent than that sorry faggot could ever hope to achieve.

>>531660209
>I will draw caked up Andrew
Nta but PLEAAAAAAASE do

girlboss characters are shit

girlboss characters are THE shit

>>531702826
It's hot when they do cowgirl

>>531703008
Ashley likes getting on top

>>531702826
Ashley isn't a girlboss

>>531703473
She thinks she is, and Andrew lets her believe this

>>531703473
the whole game is her trying to gain authority over andrew. especially in bitch in a box

>>531703514
Andrew understands it's better to build her up a bit first before knocking her down. None of that amateur hour "relentlessly shit on her" stuff like Renee or her girlbullies for him.

>>531703665
She doesn't want authority over Andrew, she just wants Andrew. She even tolerates Andrew beating her, poor girl.

Ashley coded BPDemon.

>>531704583
>Black hair crazy girl who is also a druggie whore
>Muh Ashley
This is a bigger stretch than your asshole

>>531705001
She's also dressed similarly, even has the ugly brown boots.

>>531705062
Ashley's boots are cool you dweeb

>>531678678
Ass not big enough

>>531695104
>slipping your hand inside your sister's sweatpants to grab her ass, not for a sexual reason (this time), but because it's comfortable
Sisterbody is comforting

>>531705682
They look like medieval shoes.

Thoughts on sisterbutthole?
https://files.catbox.moe/rjxaej.jpg

>>531702526
As a drawfag, I can confidently say that unless you're trying to be Michellangelo, drawing is as easy as any other hand skill. That level of difficulty may be different person to person, but you can learn and improve it relatively quickly. Troons and girls convinced everyone that drawing is a hard skill because it's their only talent.

>>531709443
Butthole obsession is indicative of latant homosexual tendencies.

>>531709506
I'm a homosisterxual

>>531709506
you aren't a real nemlei fan if you can't appreciate BL

>>531709443
Sister buttholes are very nice.

>>531709506
>obsession
Trying anal is a hallmark of any long-term heterosexual couple.
>Hey babe, wanna try sticking things up your shitpipe?
>Sure, I guess
And then they never do it again, or it happens all the time because she discovers that she actually likes having her dumper pumped full of her brother's goopy goon-platoon.

>>531709443
I eat my sister's butthole every day.

>>531681104

>>531711270
>Trying anal is a hallmark of any long-term heterosexual couple
Porn brianrot. Not even oral was a thing for heterosexual couples when my boomer parents were dating, my father told me that he got one BJ in his whole life and it wasn't from mom. kek

>>531711546
>brianrot
Anyway, I don't really watch/read/view porn except incidentally when posting here or another board. There's nothing wrong with experimenting with new ways to have fun with your sisterwife's body. In theory.

Stick.

>>531711546
That's what the boomers want you to think lol. I can assure you many of them tried all kinds of things at their time too because humans generally do at some point out of curiosity.

>>531672856
Its not a church, its called a "synagogue".

>>531673724
>Julia watching VeggieTales like a good Christian Girl!

Sure thing anon...

Ashley's inner thoughts in Burial will paint her as a hopeless philosopher, going along with Andrew's bullshit because life is a bad joke. She's going to be reddit coded but cute because she's a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkTlbTYQ4Ps
>And the words they take their meaning (It's all you said)
>and the flame, it loses colour (It's all you said)
>Take take take a while, take a while (It's all you said)

>And the dream you think I'm making
>while the house I built is breaking
>Take take take a while, take a while (It's all you said)

>Knowing that it's far from over
>this one belongs to you

>Time shows us that all that ever mattered, all that ever mattered
>leaves us in the cold
>If you ever believe this is what you need, it will spin around and shatter, throw you to the floor
>as it leaves us in the cold

>>531702826
Girlbosses are cute when they are pathetic
Like Ashley and picrelated

>>531729545
That choker has sentimental value, Andrew shouldn't be so rough with it

>>531731968
Does it?
Ashley stole Andrew's money to buy it, obviously she didn't consult him beforehand or get his opinion on if he likes chokers

>>531735721
It's very old and Ashley is autistic

>>531736646
she bought it during the year long mutual silent treatment they gave each other, which happens not so long before the start of chapter one, it's not that old.
she'll probably drop it all together when her mental state gets better and she stops dressing like a floozy that cuts her wrists.

Brother drainer
https://x.com/Egghmango/status/1945273373883289955

so uhh, having seen the list of games that payment processors have recently pressured steam into banning, we're not gonna get got right? One of the core narrative through-lines being incest potentially puts a target on us as most of the games targeted were admittedly shovelware rape and/or incest wegs. I don't want Nemlei to lose out on money because she drew the ire of the credit card cabal..

>>531738492
We don't have any explicit scenes. We'll be fine

>>531738492
Yeah, we're done for. Booooo spooky! Everyone to the shelters because we're gonna get hanged in the gallows. FEAR FEAR FEAR, are you AFRAID YET? The ghost gonna get youuuu

>>531702526
>>531709502
No, I'm no the hyper anon. I'm just the other anon that likes speaking with him.
I started drawing and commissioning artists for funsies.

It's not much, but I'd rather spend my free time doing this than just complaining in the thread.
And you also get some nice feedback, so that works too.

>>531702714
If you guys are into that then sure.

>>531714059
Stickley

>>531740732
>hyper anon
Is that what I'm called now? lol

>>531737036
She'll swap it out for the necklace her mom and grandma wore

>>531742925
You're my bestie. I will keep calling you like that, don't worry.
I'll draw for you too!

>>531743521
Kinda clashes with the theme of letting go of your shitty past

>>531744565
Awww thank you! -3-
Your Ashley is great with those child-brearing hips. Didn't expect you to draw but I guess you're full of surprises. My advice is to mess around with different brushes and see which one you like the most.
Sorry I don't frequent here, I'm more active on /slop/ especially on weekends. If you'll be there, I'll definitely take your requests

>>531746993
Well thank you bestie! I will take your advice, experimenting is really fun

>Spoiler
No clue where that is but I'll try visiting you there this weekend if you are okay with that

which one of you fucks is posing Andrew pictures on /pol/?

>>531749231
It's a trash thread and yes, people use ai to generate seggs so I could generate some andy for you

>>531740732
>I am le bestie
Are you the Russian girlfriend who conviently spawns every time you start feeling like ERPing with yourself in the thread too? Lol, kill yourself.

>>531749407
*posting
goddamnit

>>531749838
Sure sounds fun.
If I'm not busy this weekend we'll hang out there

Also this is my very first sad attempt at drawing Reene and Andy
I will draw it again once I'm done with this Ashley (and caked up Andrew too)
https://files.catbox.moe/flwzy7.jpg

>>531749407
It's not me but I've seen it. It's kinda funny nobody ever acknowledges it.

>>531750563
>Amazon body type Renee
I love you. I gotta go now but I'll be on /slop/ tomorrow

>>531737363
Siscubbus.

>>531750805
Thanks, I will visit this place in a casual way
I'm glad you like it

>Spoiler
Yep no problem
Take care

yep, they're back
it's so fucking over for /calg/

>>531752586
Why was she afraid of some girls loitering by the vending machines?

>>531753003

>>531750872
Would you guys like me to draw Ashley in a Succubus outfit?
Asking this for the non-faggots here

These are not just summerfags. /calg/, the first months of 2024, maybe you were there. I remember those dark days well.

>>531753167
because she's too pathetic and spineless to stand up for herself when bullied

>>531754352
Only if you give her hip wings.

I am very bored

>>531709506
>having sex with women is gay
Which podcast did you get that one from?

>>531754568
If you're not the whining guy then sure

I ain't scared of no flooz!

>>531755159
>whining
Dude nobody wants to see you flirting with your "girl"friend here.

>>531755668
Give up the ghost, anon. He's said before he doesn't want to talk about the game. He wants to attentionwhore. Eventually, he'll get banned for being off topic. Just how it is

>>531756016
Inc'est la vie.

Can't wait for this dogshit game to get banned on Steam.
Already notified that this game creates incels that want to fuck their mother and sister. Say goodbye schizos.

>>531756118
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

>>531756349
>mother
???
In this game your mother sells you out to organ traffickers and then you sacrifice her to demons in revenge.

>>531756349
please come to brazil

>>531755668
I was talking about ideas for the next Ashley drawing

>>531756016
>Banned
Delusional. That didn't even happen before and you still think it will happen somehow. Give it up and give me ideas to draw.

>Off topic
Unhealthy amounts of cope. Drawing the siblings having le sex sounds pretty on-topic

>>531756574
yes and you still want to fuck her. I apologize for your schizophrenia.

>Copium.png

>>531753167
I mean, clearly Ashley doesn't fuck with them like that and she doesn't like getting bullied.

>>531756574
I seriously think that stupid fucking subreddit has caused untold damage to the game's reputation by aggressively shilling the shitty fetish hagmod. People googling this game are going to click on the subreddit, see Andrew banging his mother pinned to the very top of the subreddit, and assume Coffin is some mommy dommy whatever porn game. And why shouldn't they, when the subreddit equates the fetish mod (made by the fucking subreddit staff, of course) to official game news? You wouldn't believe how many people think this is a game about Andrew having sex with his mother, and when the subreddit didn't even pin the fucking March poll to the top of the subreddit because mod garbage was more important, it's no fucking wonder.

>>531756349
BBBBBBBBBAAASSSSEEEDDDDDDDD
BAN ALL GAMES
BAN ALL ANIME WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TOO
BAN ALL BOOKS AS WELL

This game is alright, but you guys fucking sucks. Embarassing general.

Noelle an CUTE!

What would you ask Nemlei in a 2nd Q&A? For me:
>Is Julia a Laestadian?
>Is Andrew an atheist?

>>531760765
When was the first release candidate for Episode 3A ready?

>>531760765
I'd ask her what she had for breakfast.

Cute imoutos

>>531752586
>"We're not talking right now"
Why did they already fall out? This was before Julia started seeing Andrew

Was this in the game? I don't remember having the option to get different grades in that flashback.

>>531762087
She probably voiced something about liking Andrew and asking Ashley to winggirl her with a p[rideactably explosive response.

>>531761514
I'd ask her how she would feel if he hadn't had breakfast

>>531762336
Nah, cause when Ashley stood up Douchebag, she told Andrew something like "All my friends talk about is boys. Even Julia has a crush, but she won't tell me who it is!"

>>531762421
But she did have breakfast

>>531762164
Hey guys, Peter Griffin here!
You don't have the option to get different grades in the flashback. Instead, the flashback begins with Andrew getting perfect grades in a test, and ends with him getting mediocre grades in a second test. This is meant to signify Andrew making his sister his priority, even at the cost of his academics.

>>531762889
Based Peter Griffin

>>531762889
>hey Loi-
>ACK

>>531759235
This whole thing is ripe for a hit piece, I'm surprised nobody's done one yet

>>531759235
>subreddit has caused untold damage to the game's reputation by aggressively shilling the shitty fetish hagmod.
It's very much over blown desu. No one except the people within that shitcord care. And Ironically the reddit's reputation is constantly tanking.

>>531762889
I remember that, except I assumed you wouldn't use basically the same CGs twice if it wasn't an alternate route, but I guess Nemlei's standards are different.

>>531763297
It's meant to show change over time, for like thematic stuff and uhh *reads notes* media literacy and like uhhhhhhh *shits pants* it's actually very clever because the two situations are essentially analogous and deliberately made to be as identical as possible so that Andrew's attitude (or more specifically, the change in his attitude) is communicated to the audience as the only influencing factor in the differing grades. It thus conveys the idea that Andrew figured that trying at school doesn't really matter if it doesn't benefit Leyley.

>>531763297
>I assumed you wouldn't use basically the same CGs twice
That's just smart asset management. Like that one Halo map where every single rock is the same one just sized differently

>>531763284
>No one except the people within that shitcord care
About the mod SPECIFICALLY. The issue is that laypeople don't know it's a mod, and assume it's the actual game.

Ashley got uglier the older she got

These are the people that want to go after our game, btw.
https://x.com/MelTankardReist/status/1946147654616104963

>>531764775
>old bag pfp
We need a final solution to the hag question

>>531764775
Couldn't be, our game has the little sister rape us.

>>531764968
We need a final solution to the m.jpg question

>>531765041
this is the coffin of andy and leyley not the coffin of (You) and leyley
our game has the little sister rape the big brother

>>531765260
I am Andrew

>>531765260
That's where you're wrong.

>>531765386
>>531765507
counterpoint:

>>531765260
Doesn't fit the description either way.

And I'm in the "Ashley is the real protagonist" camp, so I'm playing the rape-your-older-brother incest game.

>>531765672
You play as Ashley for like 10 minutes in 3A

>>531764962
They ruin everything.

>>531765672
the real protagonist is ???
tr?st th? pl?n

>>531764775
Isn't rape-my-little-sister incest game only on itch anyways?

>>531765632
I can accept that. I've always wanted to be cummed inside

>>531753003
It is indeed over, I was banned for saying "No Good Niggers" a couple days back, referring to the hit Nemlei game called "No Good Noelle" and how /colgate/ was hijacked by it with the OP image being NGN fanart please don't ban me again
Anyway here is some cute art

>>531765876
You are gay nigga

>>531765763
And I'm not happy about that.

>>531766163
Why not? 3A is meant to be about Andrew. Dillydallying as Ashley would add nothing to the story.

>>531766016
How is that gay? I want to be cummed in as a girl.

>>531766313
>Why not?
Well, because I like playing as Ashley more.

>>531766480
Because you're a male and AGP won't change that

>>531766546
What, do you prefer her stats? Do you like her skill tree and movelist more?

>>531766626
>Because you're a male
Obviously, that's why I'm fantasizing. What about that don't you get?

>>531766480
Andrew probably should have come in his sister back in high school

>>531766862
A male who fantasizes about getting creampied is gay, end of.

>>531765876
>>531766480
>>531766862
Homoanon is that you?

>>531766743
I like her particular brand of crazy and her internal monologue more. Also, mopping is just the best.

>>531765997
Come on man, No-good Niggers was Nemlei's best game. I know some people didn't like it, but to hell with them!

Whatever happened to that schizo who was here in like April or May who tried shitting up every thread to claim Nemlei is a dyke?

>>531768119
Troll didn't get fed hard enough and/or took xir meds

>>531765507
>That's where you're wrong.
SHE LOOKS AS IF SHE'S BLOWING A KISS AT ME
AND SUDDENLY THE SKY IS A SCISSOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOLkTShg7dg

Is the GDEMUfag still here?

>>531755417
Someone should change the book to pic related.

>>531768247
>troll doesn't get the attention they crave
>leaves
imagine that

>>531771560
Much to think about.

>>531770953
It has already been done, but i missed it

>>531759235
I feel people are finally catching on Douglas x Renee kino, i've seen more xitter art and discussion about them.

>>531761926
what is she sniffing

>>531774487
Peter looks like that monkey from Alladin in that hat

>>531774827
I don't think I've seen Alladin, but after a quick search I can totally see it. Why is Peter wearing a turkhat anyway?

>>531763082
Holy crap, Lois. It's Andrew and Ashley Graves!

>>531777093
Give me one good reason why Andrew shouldn't give his sister pearl necklaces every day

>>531776386
He joins a terrorist cell iirc

>>531777205
Peter or the monkey

>>531777179
Way too expensive in their current situation.

>>531777342
yes

>>531777814
How much does it cost to wipe cum off her neck?

Never. Stop. Thiumaxxing.

>>531764775
Why don't these people care about the real cases instead of pixels? I guess that would be ''racist'' huh

>>531779794
Me interrupting her in the middle of her sentence by kissing her freckles

>>531779794
Julia is not racist! She has no concept of hatred because she is a forever gentle and sympathetic Christian!

>>531780261
Does not preclude one from noticing patterns and acting to avoid becoming entangled in said patterns.

>>531780261
>she's not racist because she's Christian
I see you are unaware of the existence of Klansmen

I have a thing for dead eyes on sisters

>>531780261
Julia's soul is fundamentally pure

>>531780261
>racism is muh hatred
Julia hands wrote this
>>531781107
I am too :)

>>531780530
But Julia is a Laestadian!

>>531759235
you don't need reddit. How about the 444 fucking generals about a 3 hour walk simulator astroturfed by incel schizos who wish they could fuck their mother and sister cause they're that fucking ugly.

All the young girls love Ashley
"Tender young Ashley", they say
If I give you my number, will you promise to call me?
Wait 'til my husbands away

>>531780261
She's not racist, she just doesn't like em

>>531781334
>>531781925
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

>>531781792
>3 hour
9 hour
>walk simulator
Go back to Fortnite instead of lurking a general you don't like for hours on end (>>531756349 was posted 4 hours ago)
>who wish they could fuck their mother
Why would they play this then, instead of a game that's actually about motherfucking?

>>531782309
I wish Fortnite did a collab with Coffin

/calg/ took 448 days to reach thread #222 (1 thread every 2.01 days).
342 days later, we've made 222 additional threads (1 thread every 1.54 days)! When day is dark and /calg/ is slow, never forget the Episode 1 era, which had 25 threads in only 143 days (1 thread every 5.72 days).

>>531782309
>replying to bair

>>531783271
The fastest hundred-thread period was, surprisingly, NOT when Episode 2 released. The Episode 2 buzz averaged 1 new thread every 22 hours and 5 minutes, whereas the release of 3A saw 100 new threads in just 72 days; an average of 1 thread every 17 hours and 17 minutes.

>>531783271
I fought in the Episode 1 wars and all I got was this stupid obsession!

>>531783991
Really? Odd. Post 3A didn't feel as fast as post Ch2

Everyone knows that Julia is actually a cutie

>>531785529
agreed

>>531785529
meh

>>531785529
pie

>>531783991
>>531784298
It actually took only 36 days for post-Episode 2 threads to take more than 24 hours to hit bump limit; for 3A, this took 76 days.

Episode 2 had a larger initial explosion, but 3A's got more hangtime (probably because it's way longer).

Julia's a nigger

>>531788380
No, but her half-sister Jane is.

>>531788521
The sadness gets me every time

/calg/, I'm feeling good about this one. I think we're gonna hit bump limit in under 48 hours.

>>531788796
No thread survives Euro hours, sorry

H-he's just like me...

>>531788380
You need to be atleast 18 to post in this website, Leyley

>>531789014
Why are the threads so god damn FUCKING slow during Euro hours? The census showed /calg/'s got as many Eurofags as Americans, so what the fuck are the Europeans doing? We all know they're unemployed faggots living off UBI in an apartment; they ought to be making 10 posts per person per hour. Are they really just too ESL to engage with the game in the same way as Anglochads, or are their minds instead racing to soccer/cultural enrichment/other gay shit?

>>531789248
Your hairline is an oscilloscope?

>>531789717
Please understand. We have to sleep all day

>>531789248
>>531790456
Nemlei schlocked to Beckham

>>531789717
It's strange. Last night in the dead middle of Euro hours I had to bump the thread THREE times in a row. Euros hate Coffin

>>531790858
Coffin is essential to the burgerpunk genre. Its majesty is lost on the phillistines and sodomites.

>>531790858
Kill Europeans. Behead Europeans. Roundhouse kick a European. Slam dunk a European baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Euros. Defecate in a European's food. Launch Europeans into the sun. Stir fry Europeans in a wok. Toss Europeans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a European's gas tank. Judo throw Europeans into a wood chipper. Twist Europeans' heads off. Karate chop Europeans' in half. Curb stomp pregnant Europeans. Trap Europeans in quicksand. Crush Europeans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Europeans in a vat of acid. Eat Europeans. Dissect Europeans. Exterminate Europeans in the gas chamber. Stomp European skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Europeans in the oven. Lobotomize Europeans. Mandatory abortions for Europeans. Grind European fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Europeans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Europeans with a ray gun. Kick old Europeans down the stairs. Feed Europeans to alligators. Slice Europeans with a katana.

YOU WILL KEEP UP WITH AMERICAN POSTING HABITS. YOU WILL CONTRIBUTE.

>>531791014
BUT COFFIN IS SCANDI

>>531791389
It takes place in a fictional northern European country, but the entire game is clapcore burgerpunk martsthaetic.

>>531791389
SCANDIPUNK*
>>531791548
NO. AMERICANS DON'T KNOW WHAT MIDSUMMER IS, OR TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF INDOORS.

>>531791623
>OR TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF INDOORS.
Every clapistani I've ever known has taken their shoes off indoors.

CoffinOS has some competition...

>>531791818
Perhaps I was wrong about America.

Euuuurooooooooos
Wakey wakey

>>531792348
>bicha
hue

WE ARE TAKING THE FIGHT TO THE EUROPEAN MAINLAND

>>531793480
The "D" stands for "Dick-your-sister."

>>531792348
You know, I never really liked Ubuntu, but now that I know the devs rape their sisters, I have to give it another chance.

>>531793746
Ubuntu by default comes pre-packaged with spyware because of its Amazon sponsorship, you can download any of the flavors to bypass this but it's worth noting. Real sister-sex enthusiasts use Debian or Arch.

>>531793929
>you can download any of the flavors to bypass this
Ubuntu flavors still have snapshit, and we all know the endgame of snaps is to eventually implement Google-tier spyware. GNU/Coffin aka CoffinOS doesn't suffer from this since it's forked from TempleOS.

>>531794184
>since it's forked from TempleOS.
Blessed be ye delphics

>>531793929
Does Coffin just work on Linux?

>>531792348
>raped little sister
Based and SNSpilled

>>531795414
No, it's not natively ported to linux, you'd have to use a compatibility layer like either WINE or Proton.

>>531795494
I actually think it's very undelphic because he was a two, three, even four-timing whore who couldn't commit to one imouto, and raped several girls (not just his sisters).

>>531795414
>>531795518
Modern RPG Maker is just a Chromium web app, I've even played the demo in a browser.

>>531795789
RPG Maker once upon a time ran on a PS1, now it uses fucking javascript. Even the fucking Windows 11 Start Menu is written in javascript, we need to BAN that "programming language" and make fuckers learn C again.

>>531796028
Scripting should've never been used beyond CMD and Flash. Everything went downhill once people started attempting to write actual programs in JavaScript and Python.

A coffin flash game would've been neat back in the day

>>531795494
>>531795626
Please don't joke about this. Rape is always bad. It's even worse to abuse a family member because they should be safer with you than with a stranger.

>>531797152
Correct. Sisters are made for hugging, snugging, loving, and sometimes fugging.

>>531797394
Consensually!

>>531797152
>please be PC on my 4chinz
No way fag

>>531797152
Wrong. Sisters are made for bruising, abusing, hurting, and frequent raping

>>531792672
If your sister made a habit of openly wearing stirrups like these around the house, what would you do?

>>531797863
I get it but there's also lots of impressionable autists in here who can't tell memes from reality

It's not possible to rape your wife
Logically, its also not possible to rape your sister. She simply owes you sex

>>531798836
I am certain /calg/ has convinced approximately 0 people to rape their sisters in order to become based and redpilled

>Saves your game
My fucking hero

>>531800189
If Jesus shows up to fight LU I will clap

>>531586440
Unironically how would you react if Nemlei the psycho actually went and did this?

>>531801062
Game would be fucking ruined.

>>531799314
Hmm....

>>531801446
It's part of the social contract

Do you think Nemlei will draw Ashley with a baby bump? Or maybe a heavily pregnant Renee? I don't care about Friend B's Jewess wife!

Nemlei should draw Renee giving birth

>>531804032
>Renee giving birth
Never happened. Andrew and Ashley were spontaneously generated

>>531803665
thats nemlei and kit9 self portrait

>>531804276
>Andrew and Ashley arent blood related

>>531764775
There are rape-little-sister games on Steam? Where?

>>531804645
Kit9 on the right

>>531806143
Malewife Kit9 and her beautiful pooner husband Nemlei

>>531804796

>>531801062
It would be pure perfection. Based Nemlei subverting expectations and making a run for it with the money.

DIVILETHION PLEASE, LET ASHLEY TO FUCKING DIE AT THE END OF DECAY, AND I WILL OFFER YOU THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN GENERAL GUTS IN EXCHANGE TO HELL AND BACK

Julia, what a woman you are...

>>531808029
Cliffhanger ends with Andrew and Ashley being executed Romanov style by the police

>>531808360
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

>>531808346
NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!

>>531798715
Sex

>>531798715
Probably not even notice.

To think the memes we've created might contribute to the destigmatisation of incest is incredible. Our words here are more powerful than we think.

Would you love your sister if she were bald?

>>531809449
I pray for this utopian future every day.

>>531809449
>Destigmatisation of incest

I doubt it

>>531810368
I don't love her even with her hair

>>531811030
You have to see what the younguns are doing, what they're thinking. YOU AIN'T COOL IF YOU DON'T KISS YOUR SISTER.

>>531809449
We should change this to Divilethion general so we can actually do what matters: Bring the Watchers back

>>531811520
Try shaving her head and see if that changes anything!

>>531808346
Who could deny this face?

I don't care about incest or whatever other sexual deviancy you're avocating to, whatever, who cares. I'm here for the DEMONS and WIZARDS

>>531812093
Hey fucker, I'm a sexual deviant. That's right.

>>531812616
OH MY GOD, WHO FUCKING CARES, WHERE'S THE MAGIC?

>>531813107
Magical inbreeding!

I think Ashley would be hotter if she wore skirts and constantly struggled to conceal her throbbing 7 inch girlcock

>>531813884

>>531814074
If Ashley wore skirts, Andrew would have raped her 5 days into quarantine.

NEMLEEEEEI
I NEED MORE RAPE SCENES

>>531818540
>incest awards red carpet

>>531811950
Is it weird that I want to pound Julia in the missionary position until she can't walk or think straight, cum balls deep inside of her, and get her pregnant with triplets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12-KN5UijA
Give me one good reason why this shouldn't play before the LU boss fight

>>531821281
No but it's weird that you told us.

>>531821338
Because this will be played instead
https://youtu.be/FTI0CcmdkCY?t=16097

>>531823081
WE DON'T DESERVE THIS MUCH KINO. WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO FUCKING HARD

>>531821281
Somewhat. You should instead want to pound your sister in the missionary position WITH HANDHOLDING WITH INTERLOCKED FINGERS until she can't walk or think straight, cum balls deep inside of her, and get her pregnant with triplets, ENSURING THAT SHE IS TAKING FERTILITY DRUGS AND THAT THIS IS OCCURRING APPROXIMATELY 2 WEEKS AFTER HER PERIOD BEGAN.

WAKE WAKEY EUROS

I love Renee Graves

I want her to point that gun at my head

She's amazing

>>531826881
I want to take the goddamn tint off the CGs.

Artfags? Please uncensor her feet

>>531827407
You can kind of do it? Apply this color with the "Grain Extract" blending mode.

>>531828947
Had to lower the saturation a bit for the blue on this one

>>531829084
I'm using GIMP btw, dunno if Photoshop has the same blending modes

>>531829084
>>531829218
This is the specific color I've used for the car CGs.

>>531829084
>>531829218
They look infinitely better now. Thanks anon.

Know Your Meme posted this Hussysona on boomerbook

WE CAN DO IT
WE CAN DO IT
WE CAN HIT BUMP LIMIT IN UNDER 48 HOURS
EUROS FUCKING POST SOMETHING

>>531831191
No.

Better the thread be slow than full of slop.

EUUUROOOOS
WE KNOW YOU'RE THERE
DO NOT STIR UP THE WRATH OF THE ANGLO
YOU ARE PERFORMING FAR BEHIND OUR STANDARDS

>>531831346
>ANGLO

Decay will have a happy marriage route!

Decay will have a feet route!

This was posted last year, back when we thought 3A was Burial. Swap out "Burial" for "Decay" and a lot of these ended up right. No bingo, though.

Does anyone have that image of Andrew and Ashley dressed in various opposing soldier uniforms?

>>531831280
Smugley is a dipshit

>>531832726
There's a whole bunch of them. I for sure have them saved on my HDD, but I don't have a Coffin folder. I've gotta organise this shit someday, but it is not this day.

>>531831346
>Anglo
There's more European countries than Bongladesh.

>>531831280
Smugley is correct.

>>531585659
This is the good ending

>>531596486
One of the endings will involve Andrew becoming a full on demon and he still won't admit demons are real

>>531781925
The fuck I like Julia now??

>>531834303
Like Franigeria, Germanistan, Moortugal...?

>>531812093
And this is the biggest lie of all.

>>531812093
What wizard are you here for? Ashley? The cult leader?

>>531835283
The fandom.

>>531821281
Not at all. I want to fuck her so good she goes crazy. I want to pronebone her while I wrap my hands around her torso and hold her down and drive so deep in her she can't stop making noises and saying my name

>>531835349
Sorry but there are no wizards, everyone here is either a fujo or a true crime podcast appreciator.

And I'm gonna buy this place, is what I said
Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head

>>531835648
So Wizards?

>>531836406
No because wizards have talents

>>531836756
You're mistaken.

>>531836857
I didn't realize what you meant by wizards.

I got drunk with my sister and she once again said she wants to get a breast reduction. What is the most painless way to kill myself

>>531838561
That was woman for "suck my nips or else"

>>531838561
Did you attempt to dissuade her?

>>531838561
>breast reduction
I absolutely despise this fucked society pushing this shit on women. If it's for the "back pain" meme then the real problem is her fucked posture and abject lack of exercise, not because of her titties. My imouto has stopped complaining about back pain pretty much a month into our workout routine because of insanely simple core exercises like planks. I cannot think of a worse solution to an easily fixed problem than defacing your own body. God that's upsetting, I'm sorry to hear that anon.

>>531838721
We will drink more next time
>>531838734
I told her I would miss getting boob pillows and she told me "cope."

>>531838934
>she told me "cope."
SHE'S NOT USING COPE CORRECTLY

>>531838905
Brother when we rise and usher in the Delphnostate, we are putting an immediate ban on all breast reductions, EVEN FOR LEGITIMATE MEDICAL REASONS. The fucking liberal sissies will try and stop us, but they and what titties?

>>531839330
It's a tit-lover's world, everybody else is just living in it... for now. I just fucking hate cosmetic surgery outside of correcting very egregious problems, big tits are fucking awesome, but it's even more important that they're natural. It's painful for me not just as an extreme boob lover, but as a human being, it's painful to see these before-and-after images when the consequences of their now-irreversible decisions have been made painfully obvious to them.

>>531838905
>then the real problem is her fucked posture and abject lack of exercise
Legit. Your back is supposed to atrophy to handle your body mass. If it doesn't, that means YOUR MUSCLES HAVE NOT UNDERGONE NORMAL DEVELOPMENT. The back pain is a woman's body telling her that her NORMAL MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT HAS BEEN NEGLECTED, NOT THAT HER TITS ARE TOO BIG. The solution is to FINISH SAID MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT; otherwise, you'll get your stupid reduction, continue your unhealthy lifestyle, and break down your back until the pains return, only this time without any tits to show for it. You know men get chronic back pain at around the same rate as women? Starting at around the same ages too? DESPITE men notoriously not having tits? It's almost like an era of sedentary slobs staring at screens all day is not conducive to proper posture, regardless of sex.

>>531838905
>then the real problem is her fucked posture and abject lack of exercise
Legit. Your back is supposed to hypertrophy to handle your body mass. If it doesn't, that means YOUR MUSCLES HAVE NOT UNDERGONE NORMAL DEVELOPMENT. The back pain is a woman's body telling her that her NORMAL MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT HAS BEEN NEGLECTED, NOT THAT HER TITS ARE TOO BIG. The solution is to FINISH SAID MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT and STRENGTHEN THE MUSCLES RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BACK PAIN; otherwise, you'll get your stupid reduction, continue your unhealthy lifestyle, and break down your back until the pains return, only this time without any tits to show for it. You know men get chronic back pain at around the same rate as women? Starting at around the same ages too? DESPITE men notoriously not having tits? It's almost like an era of sedentary slobs staring at screens all day is not conducive to proper posture, regardless of sex.

>>531839839
The only time I started having back issues was the year or so I was pretty inactive, I had zero back-problems when I had a rifle, six full magazines of ammunition, plates, sometimes with communication equipment and a bag of supplies on my person 3/4 of the time for days on end. That said, there's no money in a doctor recommending pushups and hamstring stretches instead of a scalpel.

>>531840123
>That said, there's no money in a doctor recommending pushups and hamstring stretches instead of a scalpel.
That's it, it's all about money. You can't sell breast reductions to men, so men get told to hit the gym for their back pain; you CAN sell breast reductions to women, so quacks are obviously going to try their best to do so.

>>531838561
Kill her

>>531839330
>they and what titties?
Lol'ed out loud
>>531840539
I also propose this if she goes through with it. Every sister's tits belong to her brother and this is not only up to her to decide.

Smell your sister's hair. Do it right now.

>>531841195
She's asleep now, but I already know what it smells like: my goddamn shampoo because she uses mine even though her shit is right next to it!

>>531841353
Smell your sleeping sister's hair. Do it right now.

>>531841370
I already did, it's hard to miss the smell of Dove™ Men's Body Wash 50,000-in-1 [Insert vaguely "masculine" scent here]

>>531841607
>Ashley, c'mon...

>>531841607
I want my sister to wear a bikini so badly, I realize it's just underwear but somehow acceptable but it's just not the same.

>>531843965
How would you go about convincing her?

>>531844375
>Hey I want you to wear this
>Why?
>It makes my dick hard
>Oh, okay.
The problem is that a bikini isn't the same without the scenery.

>>531844470
What a fag. I want to see my sister naked.

>>531835283
Lua

>>531844470
>Hey, let's go to the beach so I can take pictures of you in a bikini
>Why?
>It makes my dick hard
>Oh, okay
Simple

>>531843965
Is she hot?