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>Previous Thread
>>531529873

>>531631456 (OP)
>gmod video
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

It's decided. Kitty won in the marketplace of ideas.
Let's discuss something else for a change.

>>531631635
>early thread to cheat this claim
uh, it's decided he's in hell for being a gayboy who made a shitty tf2 video

>>531631608
soldier's right there.
would you have preferred if I had used the anime one someone made?

(Voice) Heavy: KEEP CRYING BABY!

>>531631728
it was made right on time at 750... sister I think you lost

spy is only useful for sapping engies buildings. He sucks at everything else compared to sniper

>>531631848
your post in the other thread is 748 lol

Did Zesty win yet?

enough about team fabulous
what do people think of this video?

e...etto...

updetto?

>>531631924
I'm not that anon sister, if you're using the shitty mobile extension it doesn't count the OP in the post count (even doe it counts for autosage)
it was 750, you lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU

>>531631728

Did Emporium win yet?

He's so perfect bros

>>531631795
Yes

>>531631456 (OP)
YEAH?

UPDATE TODAY

>>531631728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_V20uOSkPs

there wont be a summer update except for mvm....

>>531632110
it was made when the previous thread was at post 747. It fits tho, it's just cheating to claim victory which fits the fellow furfags kitty will be with in hell.

>>531631728
also trvke

>>531632313
asjdhdhjdjsj (unintelligible)

cope. kitty won in the marketplace of ideas.

>>531632706
you're lying and shifting the post count lower to try and pretend it wasn't on time... it was post 749. 1 post early if you're going to be an autist about it. the OP counts in the post count, the shitty default app doesn't count it but 750 is bump limit

>eric smith delaying summer so he can add pocket embargo announcers (elite grade) into the game

he didn't, hence why he's dead

WHERE IS THE SUMMER UPDATE, VALVE

>>531631974
sex

>>531632884
>On Equip: class voice lines are replaced with unique announcer renditions

maybe people wouldn't use the phrase "marketplace of ideas" so often if it didn't make u seethe this much... just a tip
the reason it took off is because you get so mad about it

I just wanna grill for god's sake

qrd on marketplace of ideas?

>>531632717
alright then! (OW)

>>531633110
Are you familiar with the Emporium? It's basically like that. A minority's hostile takeover that claims to talk for everyone.

>>531633110
John Milton philosophized a phrase about the exchange of ideas, a phrase that an anon brought here to make fun of the floydschizo, and it continues to make him seethe every time it's uttered.

>>531633073
You tell him girl! The market place of TF2 ideas may be in stuck in stuck culture... But at least we're not getting mad over someone posting tf2 memes.

>Are you familiar with the Emporium? It's basically like that. A minority's hostile takeover that claims to talk for everyone.

>>531633379
you're discussing other people, that's the lowest form of thought exchange; especially when it's not even tf2, but instead someone who makes tf2 memes lol

>John Milton philosophized a phrase about the exchange of ideas, a phrase that an anon brought here to make fun of the floydschizo, and it continues to make him seethe every time it's uttered.

uh oh everyone watch out he's breaking out the 'jaks

>>531633379
tf2?

Tf2ubers for this feel

>>531634039
He asked a question and I gave him an answer.
What's your favorite class?

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

where is the tf2 discussion?

give the medic a StG-44

>>531634378
Awaiting the arrival of His Majesty, the Summer Update 2025

>>531633464
I'm not a girl. The person who coined the phrase, Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr, wasn't either.

So is anyone going to make a real thread? or is it just another thread of some guy raging over kittydiscourse/floydschizo.

tranny is a really weak insult desu

Update next week with the Shupo hat cosmetic
Trust the plan!

>tranny is a really weak insult desu

>>531634508
and how will it be different from the other 1 thousand threads?

>>531634508
I'm going to let you in on some advice. If you don't want people to keep talking about something, stop bringing it up.
Everyone already moved on to talking about other subjects. You're the only one still mad.

>>531634705
it's short and sweet, and descriptive

"tranny" is so antiquated, all the cool kids use "necromorph" now.

>July 12th, 2023
>July 18th, 2024
>6 day difference
Update will come out July 24th, trvst the plan

>>531634831
Yeah. Let’s go back to shitting on Vipes like the golden age of /tf2g/

>>531634860
it requires the other person to care about it. If the other person doesn't care about troons or fags, then it will be meh to them.

>>531635098
Okay Metabolic. Even in your "golden age" people were sick of your shit and saying #FreeMyNiggaVipes.

>>531634831
You literally made a thread, dragging the failed discussion and tantrum of yourself from prior thread. Heed your own words, you neanderthal. I just want a fucking tf2 thread without You sperging for once.

>>531632049
>Zesty agreed with STAR_
>so STAR_ said "I take it back I don't think TF2 has an artstyle problem anymore"
Literally the most pathetic TF2ber.

>Update next week with the Shupo hat cosmetic
>Trust the plan!

>>531635180
I didn't make the thread you fucking autist. You're the only one keeping this discussion going.
>BUT MOMMY HE BAITED ME, HE- HE PUT IT IN THE OP
Don't. Take. The. Bait.
You're worse than he is because you're like a child that doesn't know how to not respond.

>>531634768
I trust the plan.

>>531635369
So i can say kitty0706's video sucks, and the most impact it's had on culture is ruining tf2g for a day or two and you won't get mad? lol

>>531635259
>STAR_
That's FUNKe...

>>>531632049
>>Zesty agreed with STAR_
>>so STAR_ said "I take it back I don't think TF2 has an artstyle problem anymore"
>Literally the most pathetic TF2ber.

>>531635512

>>531635498
Yeah I have no part in your meltdown. I don't give a shit about Team Fabulous or anime or whatever you're arguing about. Go ahead and keep melting down for another 12 hours, that'll sure show him! Keep giving him the attention he wants.

>>531635512
mb I mixed them up

>>531635498
>>531635180
bro you're so easily triggered you don't even realize you're getting trolled by the kitty dude

>>531635631
>Go ahead and keep melting down for another 12 hours, that'll sure show him! Keep giving him the attention he wants.
Ok, the video sucks tho

>>>531634768
>I trust the plan.

>531635715
ok

>>>531635259
>>STAR_
>That's FUNKe...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc

TF2 is literally a gacha game

>>531636205
You're right you know.

Oh good, it's the daily autistic war between basedjaks and gacha shit, both of which have nothing to do with TF2.

>I main Soldier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSN2UJ6wMs

hehe

>>531636380
I just want a thread where the market place of ideas is about potential upcoming items and stuff. (NON emporium ones).

this includes
>NO OFFSHORE
>NO MOBSTER GARBAGE
>NO EMPORIUM MEMBERS, OR ADJACENT WORKSHOP SLOP.

tf2 topic
should valve limit snipers range

if i were to gauge the liveliness of TF2 with this general, i would determine that the game is very alive

>>531636693
Yeah, they should limit it to 0.

>>531636683
>>531636649
Jakspammer got banned, all his posts got wiped including from the last thread (it's back at 740 now).
Surprise! He was the one samefag meltying over Team Fabulous.

>>531636702
I want to gauge Cream's fertility by plowing her on the last point of Junction after a well timed push with my Medic's uber.

>>531636961
mods = gods

>>531634384
>>531633525
would you look at that

Let's talk about TF2.
What is the best map in the game and why is it cp_junction?

>>531636961
Except the original anon who pointed out it sucked still has his posts up....

>>531636961
Imagine my shock.

>>531637120
>best map
no, this map is either too undefendable or too defendable
nothing in between

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtatULKJ2QY

>>531637229
The mods set a time range to wipe, they did the past 6 hours or so and not the entire history.

>>531636961
That's cool, but like viva and many other anons who also disliked the animation don't have their posts deleted. Team Fabulous is overrated and not good.

>>531636961
last thread had way more than 10 posts against team fabulous but okay

>>531637421
>>531637554
this.

>>531637421
>>531637554
I didn't say "every post that didn't like Team Fabulous got wiped" you retards. Only the one shitter having a meltdown about it did.
You can have your own opinions, that guy was literally stirring shit up for over a day.

its funny how prop hunt was never added into tf2

>>531637691
It was going both ways, one did not care for the animation, the other was getting mad at him for feeling he was wrong... when others chimed in against the animation, the guy schizo'd out and thought they were all the same people. Mind you, it's all over their opinions on a tf2 gmod video.

>>531637691
what do you mean stirring shit up
two people are needed to stir shit up
why are you blaming one but not the other?

>>531635168
Wrong. The VipesDefenseForce (Vipes samefagging to “defend” himself) didn’t happen until three years ago. Before then we all agreed and shat on the rich thieving furfag with mommy issues.

>>531636693
no they should increase it and let him see through walls

>>531638018
didnt they plan to add a literal wallhack weapon at one point?

>>531637907
>>531637959
Do you guys ever get tired of arguing about shit that doesn't matter? The samefagging shitposter got banned and you can't even just enjoy it.

>>531637714
Prop Hunt was a big stretch, but I wouldn't of minded if they added Freeze Tag as a Smissmas limited thing, though. It's just Arena with revives which isn't too crazy and livens the mode up some more.

>>531636693
Just add tracer rounds so it's easier to spot where one is shooting from and act accordingly
3 of his rifles already have them in some capacity anyway

>>531637907
>thought they were all the same people.
It literally was, he got IP banned and most of the posts were the same person, why are you still trying to deny it?

>>531637691

>>531638397
There's still multi dozen posts showing disagreement, and dislike of kitty and his tf2 slop. You're just not getting it

Anime and Team Fabulous won bigly today. Jakspammers and schizos lost hugely today.

Update predictors lost hugely today maybe

>>531638606
I'm not talking about those you fucking idiot. I don't give a shit about your opinion on the video. That's not the point.
ONE GUY was stirring shit up and having a meltdown all day and he got banned. Enjoy it.
>>531636961

>>531638294
there were 2 samefag shitposters last thread, only one got banned anon

>>531638365
this. I played free tag before, and it does fit the tf2 style. Well at least for christmas
Certainly better than saxton hale .
>>531638384
You want to turn the weapons into the machina? I mean, I guess that would work.
Its not too much of a debuff that will piss of snipers. And its useful enough to help non snipers

TONIGHT'S
THE
NIGHT

>>531638758
That's cool but even tho he's gone there's multiple anons who don't care about him being banned and still don't care for team fabulous... calm down lol

>>531638802
Maybe it's because the other one wasn't actually a samefag but multiple people laughing at him.
Food for thought.

Gotta delay the update to add a map like Embargo again

>>531638828
>piss of snipers.
piss off snipers

>>531636961
>>531636042
>>531635769
LMAO good riddance

>>531638957
So why did an anon freak out at multiple anons including a tripfag over thinking kittys tf2 slop wasn't good? No one seems to want to explain.

>>531638082
yeah but thankfully they didn't since people already hate Sniper enough as it is

>>531639075
nigga got NUKED you love to see it

>>531638957
multiple people feeding a troll is just as bad as a single person feeding a troll

>>531639116
and would have probably nerfed it to the point its either useless. Or lost its original purpose

>>531639102
>>531639148
trvke. Like, some of us discussed how we watched it and straight up didn't think much of it; other anons swore it was their bible... Like what?

>>531639102
I only saw the one dude freaking out over someone telling him the video had a lasting legacy. Not even saying the video was good but that it had a legacy. People were telling him to shut and stop and he rightfully got banned. I don't understand this shifting the narrative thing you're trying to do.

i guess the update comes next week...

>>531639347
methinks he immediately ban evaded and is still trying to have the last word

>>531639347
You're clearly not telling the truth, i saw anons just say it sucked and people would instantly think it was all the same person, cursing him and lambasting him. lmao

>>531639457
yeah he immediately posted after he got banned with his spam so he's still here

Who the fuck cares about Team Fabulous 2

>>531639457
me thnks you guys just want to cope and not accept people have different views.

remember when we used to have IDs?

>>531639429
we still have 3 hours

>>531639616
UH, sir, you cannot say that.

>>531639494
>>531639665
I am telling the truth, he literally went to bed, woke up, and brought it up again on his own hours later unprompted. 4 hours later responding to some guy and mentioning it.
That's the mentally ill retard who started spamming jaks here. That's the guy who spammed for hours. Same guy. He got banned. Enjoy it.
I don't give a shit about your opinion on the video. I really don't. You can hate Team Fabulous 2 or whatever. Stop arguing about inane shit.

>>531639707
Good times. If only we moved to eight channel we'd have them back and a mod team that is actually around more than once a week

>>531639928
Yeah ok one anon got banned, but still other anons didn't who think team fabulous is irrelevant and not good are here. Can you perhaps join him and stop shitting up the thread thanks.

>>531640095
>I don't give a shit about your opinion on the video. I really don't. You can hate Team Fabulous 2 or whatever. Stop arguing about inane shit.
Please read for once in your life. Why do you have to do this? You're the only one still trying to argue about this.

>>531640217
Can you stop grouping everyone as the same person? Or does it bother you so much to consider that multiple people can have a discussion that goes against your views?

>>531640217
But how else am I supposed to let you know just how irrelevant and dogshit I think Team Fabulous 2 is?

>>531640349
>>531640360
I really don't care about your opinion on the video. Please stop trying to tell me. I don't care.
Guy melting down got banned. Enjoy it. I'm not going to keep responding because I have no stake in your Team Fabulous 2 argument. That's not even remotely relevant right now. Go ahead and hate it.

>>531639457
this is 100% the case he's trying to start it again

bruh wtf this sucks
https://youtu.be/XVcWgJXL-ww

>>531640501
i'm not gonna be happy until you stop having a meltdown or get banned

This thread feels like a head removed from the hydra moment right now

>>531640501
So then why do you keep replying to me even when i don't talk to you about my views. You're upset at me for just joining the discussion the anons had last night about Team Fabulous.

>>531640673
nigga this is not the first time

eric please release the update so these retards can stop arguing

why isn't there a junction halloween variant this is bullshit

>>531640360
I genuinely think if the animation was good it would have been universally revered, after today i'm pretty much sold it's one of the more forgettable tf2 memes

>>531639707
/vg/ has never had IDs

>>531641578
i never said anything about vg
/tf2g/ had ids once. it was glorious. thread quality through the roof

>>531641393
It is universally revered, look at how you retards are still talking about it for 2 threads

>>531641767
uh, its just some people saying it sucks, others getting mad at them for saying it sucks.

>>531641837
If it was forgettable you wouldn't still be talking about it... go ahead and talk about something else

>>531641956
I did, i asked a question about the summer update... You then replied to me agreeing with that other anon on Team Fabulous being meh...

Team Fabulous 2 SAVED MY LIFE!!

>>531642774
this and the emporium :)

>>531641746
Was that for april fool's? We never had it for more than that

>>531642846
when 4chan got hacked and we moved to double chan for like a week

>>531642978
Oh, I ended up on TF2chan instead. Didn't know people went to 8ball instead

>>531641578
I still have my ID :)

I for one did not like team fabulous 2
it insists upon itself

>>531643627
yeah, i wonder if he was still alive if he woulda made a better version

>>531643627
Yeah, that video was fucking garbage. It's as if it was made for mouth breathing, low IQ, no gamesense having bottom scorers and friendlies. They deserved to get wiped off the face of the Earth so us normies and good gamers can enjoy the game again while we discuss actual kino like Bad Medicine's two versions

>>531644061
truth

also
>Bad Medicine
CINEMA.

>>531643627
I liked it for what it was, it kinda drags on, but I acknowledge that it has an insane reach and legacy. A lot of people credit it as being their introduction to TF2.

3 NIGAS
ON CART

>>531644312
You're telling me if you didn't see it, you wouldn't be here right now? What a shame

>>531644702
I personally didn't have it as my intro to TF2, I started playing many years before it came out. Just saying for the record. You can keep being a faggot about it though.

>>531645521
settle down, i said it was a shame not unfortunate

If you are watching gmod or sfm shit like team fabulous you need to grow up and watch real movies made for adults not skibidi toilet for teens

what's kept you playing tf2 all these years, anon?
I legit would not play this game if it was not for MGE and jump maps

>>531646194
Skibidi toilet > anime

>>531646194
skibidi toilets legacy is way bigger than team fabulous tho, unlike team fabulous it has series, an upcoming movie, merchandise, and toys... also the views alone on the youtube videos is like a drop in a one ton barrel.

>>531646194
coal take

Sniper troons ruin TF2. The nanosecond a sniper even so much as grazes me with a minimum power body shot, I switch off to sticky jumper demo and dive them the entire match. You're playing TF2 motherfucker, not shooting fishing in a barrel 64 on easy difficulty. Time for a little wake up call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qD30EOO-o
this was my introduction to tf2, I got my mom to buy the game for me in 2007 because I thought the spy going invisible was cool
at the time this video was really popular

>>531646194
>frog image
>terrible post
Like clockwork

>>531646376
>tranime
equally pathetic
Only good tv thing to come out of japan was the yakuza papers movies

I have it on good authority that the summer update is coming mid August. It had to be delayed to get the mobster working

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Dont post in early pyro threads. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi

>>531647176
Better than an anime girl image.

We're almost 2 months away from october and still haven't had the summer update. Wild

I wish there was a normal mannco crate drop between January and July. Its so goofy to still be getting winter cases in the middle of July and dropping them for so long devalues everything in those cases. There's still weapons without stranges man.

>>531647749
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Always post in pyro threads. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>531649701
this but sniper's kangaroo wife

>>531650367
Yiff in hell dogfucker

>>531650506
I said kangaroo not dog...

>>531650506
I think you gotta learn your animals again buddy

>>531647960
Untrue

>>531631456 (OP)
F

Anonymous has found a Winter 2024 Cosmetic Case.

engineer's a
NAAAAAASCAAAAAAAR

>>531650891
rip to a real one

>>531650929
wtf can i do with this shit, it seems i cant even trade for scraps

>>531651083
sell it on the market for 1 penny or HODL for 10 years for it to be worth 3 cents

>>531650891
>>531651031

blud's mad enough to ban evade and make that

Why is it in CSGO/2 all cases can drop, but in TF2 only the most recent one does?

>>531651407
@BlessedViva do you agree with this pic?

>>531651502
I didn't get banned and I didn't make that

wheres the summer update?

>>531651673
>no results in the archive
>no results on google
>specifically related to the thread
ok liar

>>531646367
Zombie escape servers!

>>531651705
Eric overdosed on pink cookies again so when he wakes up next wedk

>lost connection to server
>no update
ERIC I WANT MY 23 KILLSTREAK BACK

>>531651931
I cropped it cause last time I posted it, it got deleted. I assume it's the lower part but I didn't get a ban so idk
Look up kitty0706 on basedbooru

>>531651705
TONIGHT!

>>531631795
Cute edit. Very cute.

>>531631728
BASED, this post has won the TF2 marketplace of ideas!

we are going to starve to death
im not gonna make it...

>>531653539
meant for
>>531631635

>>531653640
yeah sorry I misquoted

>>531653750
s'all good

>games so dead that trannies are spamming the thread with retarded bullshit because even they have run out of anything tf2 related to talk about
Fucking valve needs to hurry up with actually outsourcing the development of the game to "the community". Preferably not the trannies that currently get items and maps in every update that would IMMEDIATELY turn the game into one giant circle jerk if given the chance.

>>531651407
pretty gem.

>>531653992
you know well that emporium would never ever let that happen
they are the de-facto modding community of this game

>>531653992
the game's state is fine we dont need any more shit, adding mads and cosmetics is just bloat
for fuck's sake it's a 2007 game that weighs 27gbs
im glad this thread is about nothing, it's great this way

>>531653992
they should hand the game over to the people who made minesweeper tf2
next up: sudoku tf2

>>531631728
>uh, it's decided he's in hell for being a gayboy who made a shitty tf2 video
BASED, this post has won the TF2 marketplace of ideas!

>>531656464
meant for
>>531631635

>>531653992
I'm currently working on teaching myself Hammer. The mapping community is all one big circlejerk and no one wants to collab unless it's someone who's already gotten in the game 500 times before.

>>531642978
>>531643204
Is it me or did post quality somehow get worse since then? Have a feeling all the decent anons stayed there.

>>531656549
yeah sorry I misquoted again

>>531656737
gotta work on that bud but I understand

>>531656584
It's the same with the emporium. The people that know anything aren't going to interact with the lowly plebians, and if they do bother giving any feedback it's after something is already released. And the biggest problem is that the game is essentially dead, with the only "people" seeing any success being the emporium ruling class that stopped giving a shit years ago, and just milk valve for money and attention.

>>531651407
vermin

>>531651407
Finally some based tf2g OC

>>531631795
Finally some real based tf2g OC

>>531651407
What a CRINGE image.
Cobson just isn't insulting. He will always be coal.

>>531658196
trvke

>>531658208
TRVKENVKE

>>531631795
kino
make that the next OP

>>531658993
you got it boss

>returns just to ruin his legendary status, commemorations in the game and refutes his previous speech about how gaming is a waste human life

>>531658208
cobson will always be a gem

>>531659478
HWNBAG
HLITMOI (He lost in the marketplace of ideas)

>>531659625
cope
his gem status was fact checked

>>531659286
ok

>>531658208
>>531659625
these posts were fact checked by real tf2g patriots (true)

>>531659868
Snopes disagrees. I read a PolitiFact article declaring that the statement "Cobson is a gem" was rated "Pants On Fire!"

>>531658993
Tranime isn't kino.

>>531659992
I believe this fearless and honest American patriot

>>531660035
that article was debunked

>>531660058
We have rated this claim "PANTS ON FIRE!"

>>531659136
Don't make another off-topic thread.

>>531660248
This thread is on topic though. "Another off-topic thread" implies that the thread we are currently posting in isn't on topic, which is untrue.

>>531660248
it features the map "mario_kart" which is a historic and valued map by tf2g. very on topic

>>531659885
It sums up the tf2 community perfectly, cherry on top is that he quit again lol

>>531660487
that's not mario_kart
kitty0706 isn't on mario kart

>>531646367
I've been playing it less and less these days because I used to be able to find good pockets in the game and wipe servers out with our 6+ kills for each Kritz pop. Sadly, there's just little to no good players left

>>531646194
Thankfully this post isn't for me because I literally just came back home from watching a double feature at the cinema nor would I ever wanna watch Team Fabulous 2. I'm not the demographic for it

>>531651664
There's like hundreds of millions of Reddit users. I'm sure a good chunk of them will pop into every thread mentioning someone on the internet passed away. I don't partake in those lame ass threads. I just peruse SquaredCircle

>>531660638
it's an edit of it but it's still mario_kart even if it's mario_kart_deluxe_v2 or whatever

>>531660549
He became a vtuber in japan as far as I remember. Faking death isn't cool but he explained it.

>>531660408
Last thread wasn't on-topic.

>>531660938
Last thread was on topic. It featured Miss Pauling, a Team Fortress 2 character, saying "We're the Team Fortress General, and you're dead."

pack it up boys, no update today

>>531646367
6v6, nothing else really stimulates the nerves. TF2 isn't a very fun game outside of competitive for me because there really is no objective besides maxxing out your Casual rank. Whenever I play Casual, many players also struggle to identify cheating outside of Sniper (which they still oftentimes are wrong). Even something as simple as wallhacks (minus aimbot) is used a lot, I think the funniest and most overlooked classes that people cheat on are Pyro, Heavy, Engineer and Spy, because these classes are oftentimes considered the weakest classes in a 1on1 and therefore overlooked. Other problems I have involve just abusing some of the more broken aspects of the game, such as making Spy cloak/decloak louder. The game without integrity is just the most boring and meaningless experience you can just about get from a shooter.

>>531661419

Likeliness of an update releasing on a Friday?

>>531661595
No updates on fridays

>>531661478
incomprehensible post

>>531661752
Next time don't be ESL

>>531658993
This
Shupo has spoken

>>531663115
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f5/Heavy_domination11.wav

>no update at 6pm valve time
Great. Now I have to play donkey kong.

>>531665318
>Now I have to play donkey kong.
You make it sound like a bad thing

>>531665425
The only Nintendo games that take skill is Pikmin and F-Zero so yes it would be

>>531665425
IT IS!

>>531665643
Pikmin does not take skill. smash and splatoon do.

>>531665643
You forgot Splatoon.

>>531665664
Then return the game nigga you obviously don't wanna play it

>>531665318

>>531665831
It does if you play it like an autist like me.
Well it’s not that hard but it still clears a lot of the catalog.
>>531665859
And yeah I’ll throw Splatoon even though I don’t play it but I can get it.

*beep*

>>531653539
>>531656464
thanks

had an odd bug where a pyro hand just existed on my viewmodel after switching classes, never seen anything like it

>>531668096
fempyro wanted to give you a handjob

>>531668096
Thanks for the hand!

>>531668096
the ghost of kitty0706

I have a feeling that a lot of you guys won't be happy with the update when it finally lands.

Oh no today is Thursday? I thought it was Wednesday.
The update really isn't dropping until next week...

>>531672026
The last two updates I truly enjoyed where the bot ban update and 2014 smissmas update.

>>531672026
I will be happy for more cosmetics and maps

>>531668096

>>531673218
TF2's artstyle... has evolved...

>>531673218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPyQBq2a9IQ

>>531673218
why did i have to see this

>>531673634
because some tf2 emporium member created it, inspired by a childhood show he probably watched... now you get to see it :)

unironically the only fun classes are scout and spy
every other class is too low iq to be enjoyable

>>531676190
i look like this and i say this

>>531651520
Scarcity. I will not elaborate.

>>531676190
Heavy is the most fun.

>>531631635
castaway getting ddosed

>>531678803
why

>>531678921
it happens every NA and EU hours
contact mossad

>>531676190
perhaps your too intelligent to have fun in video games

>>531679663
*You're*

>>531681898
ur*

>>531681898
you're not smarter then a bullet like heavy says so stfu

>>531681954
*Yore*

>>531682267
yur... also rip luigi

dead game
dead general

>>531687186
hotgluing this paper bear thing

>>531687186
stop avatar fagging

>>531687186
dead cartoon

Bros I just got home. No update today? Are updates on Friday a thing?

>>531688204
>Are updates on Friday a thing?
Usually not, because Valve doesn't want to leave a dumpster fire going over the weekend

Some of you may know July 7, 2016 as the day TF2 died with Meet Your Match, but it was even worse than you think.
July 7, 2016, was the date of a tragic ambush in Dallas, Texas, where a gunman opened fire on police officers during a peaceful protest against police brutality. Five officers were killed and several others were wounded. The gunman, Micah Johnson, was eventually killed by a police robot carrying explosives.

Someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK is going on with castaway now. I can't play.

>>531688791

>>531688791
>>531689389
lmao i was looking for this

>>531688462
rip yomp

>>531676190
this is just patently wrong. well spy maybe actually but scout is complete bullshit
medic is obviously the most mentally taxing class
demo requires the most intellect for combat classes if you're not playing against retards
soldier is below that but still above scouts
scouts are just a point and click adventure

>>531690242
>>531676190
>anon really thinks this requires intellect

to be fair it takes a really high iq to truly master soldier.
you click feet and uhh
you click feet again
totally harder than constantly adjusting your positioning, varying your jump timings, tracking your enemy up close, predicting enemy projectile paths and how to optimally dodge them. yeah, soldier is higher iq than scout.

>>531692060
This might have any solid ground to stand on if soldiers weren't considered the poverty class and scouts the best class in higher levels

>>531666851
Just jerked off to a sfm where engie used one of these things like a fleshlight. It’s was pretty hot if I’m being honest.

>>531692836
link?

>>531692836
You mean with Mimi, right? Right?

UPDATE TOMORROW

the fuck Jeremy gonna do?

>>531693240
Halloween 2025 is gonna be AWESOME.

!nominate pl_badwater
!nominate pl_upward

>>531692865
rule34.xxx/images/7949/f3077700a65b411cbeb800380cae0e58.mp4
>>531692902
Not straight anon so no

>>531695716
ENGI THEY'RE TAKING LAST WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUU

>>531695716

>>531694806
wtf is this shit?
!nominate dustbowl
!nominate hydro
!rtv

>>531696919
>>531694806
retards
!nominate pl_wutville

>>531692060
Silence shitter.
I know you are aware of jump maps. Your shitty bait cant fool me

>>531676190
engie requires a lot of intelligence if you are playing against a good team

>>531673218
this isnt bad desu

Night time is Sniper time

>>531688791
i was goint to type "this has never happened"
>>531689389
alas i'm humbled, as i was proven wrong

>>531647749
this but soldier

>>531694806
>>531696919
>>531696919
for me?
!nominate cp_mercenarypark

!nominate harbl_hotel

Demofloyd poster is brazilian, that explains a lot

>>531702836
>>531703109
Respectable

>>531690242
nuketown

why doesnt valve add another pda

Fix this.

>>531649701
this but femsoldier

>>531704517
ill think about it

The updates probably going to suck

>>531704517
Summer update will fix this

>>531651407
What a BASED image.
Cobson just is peak. He will always be gem.

Competitive 6v6 TF2 with exciting gameplay and voice communication

>>531708383
a communications disruption can mean only one thing...

heavy+medic ruins servers
i also refuse to believe people who play heavy have fun
it's like having a job but in a video game. stupid nonsense

>>531651407
This but Rick May

>Unlikely that they release an update of Friday or during the weekend
>Have to wait until next week (and who knows what day)
Eric sure does love teasing us

>>531712801
tfw no Heavy main to ruin servers with

Do you ever troll in TF2?

>>531715256
>releasing a summer update when july is almost over

bruh...

Update delayed to guarantee the Mobster's fatass doesn't break casual when he's added

https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7389
Maybe they're trying to fix this before the update releases

>>531703295
I'm kind of disappointed by koth_brazil because Brazil IRL has a lot of nice scenery like Lençóis Maranhenses or Monte Roraima, but the only background used for this map is some satellite dish (that Hydro already has).

><> le fishe

>>531721354

>>531721354
Shupo hats when

https://youtu.be/QAIsESei3yY?feature=shared

>been called a cheater twice in the last day and i'm just playing stock demoman

huge ego right now ngl

>Shupo hats when

melty?

sopa de macaco in tf2 when?

I'm so glad that I've never played a gacha in my life and I have no clue what these characters being posted are.

Demoknight should have Kratos's blades from God of War. It replaces your charge with a chained swinging attack.

>>531728186
same but i still masturbate to them

>>531729579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>531729579
based, me too

>>531730070
Wanking to cartroons isn't based.

https://x.com/TF2SolarLight/status/1925707127802183971

The Mobster just doesn't look like a TF2 character at all. Plus his animations are so janky. Praying to god that this nonsense isn't officially accepted.

>>531730506
>doesn't look like a TF2 character at all
How so? The artstyle is definitely TF2coded. I am not sure if they should have made him smaller but he doesn't look out of place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY6sm5O7o7s

>>531731421
Wow this looks really fun
I can't wait for Valve to add this and watch a 30 year old virgin have a mental breakdown

Heavy and VIP look like TF2 characters. The Mobster just looks too damn bulbous and blobby. It's not sharply defined enough.

>>531730506
there are 10 weapons at least that deserve to be nerfed before the flog

NOOOOOO!!! FATMAGIC CAN'T BE A GOD GAMER!! HE HAS TO BE A CHEATING LOSER LIKE ME!! I'M NOT OWNED!! I'M NOT OWNED!!!

No Update this week? oh well time to play some donkey kong :)

>>531731421
this looks so retarded

>>531736082
update is today though

>>531736634
it's friday, they never update on friday man.

"muh serverblight" "muh emesis blu" under every goddamn tf2 video as of recent, people see a buggy lobby and go "OMG SERVERBLIGHT!@!2?"

severblight > skidibi latrine

>>531643627
It's honestly very forgettable, what's kitty up to these days?

>>531695716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-od1FfhdS0

>No, we won't hire people to do emergency bugfixes on the weekend, even though we have a legion of autists that would do it for free
>See you on Monday

>>531739567

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2025 21:47:59 No.530004851 ViewReport
>call eric smith cringe
>nobody bats an eye
>call zesty cringe
>trvklear meltdown happens

>>531632393

>>531740529
Oh wow how did I let that happen
I feel shame.

The burning you feel? It is pink cookies

>>531740529
>Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2025 21:47:59 No.530004851 ViewReport

>>531740706
>>531740529

Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)12:12:42 No.531740529 ViewReport
Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2025 21:47:59 No.530004851 ViewReport
>call eric smith cringe
>nobody bats an eye
>call zesty cringe
>trvklear meltdown happens

>>531740529
>>531741603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuDqNLgVHv8

>>531740352
this is how i learn kitty died, oh well lol

>millions of views on tf2 animations
>they don't even go play the game
what causes this

just noticed that prob the reason why minisentries have the light is for balance reason since they are easy to hide

is it normal for this game to sometimes run like shit? it will be fluid and then out of nowhere 40fps
for like 3 seconds
it's not often but it happens

>>531743556
Some videogames are constantly spun-off in media and they became more popular than the games themselves, pic very related. Animations about videogames often do this, Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a good example. Most of the people who watched it will never play the game.

>>531744668
bunch of freeloaders

>>531744071
What’s your CPU

>>531744668

>>531745320
R5 5600g

Sentry Abuse (R-18)

Tags: Gangbang, NTR, Humiliation, Black, Russian, American, German

>>531745754
It might be the integrated graphics fucking things up if I read things right.
I used to have IG too and shit was fucked until I switched over.

>>531743556
if kitty used original characters in his animations he probably would have had more success... oh well hes dead so now he may never know!

>>531743556
i don't see millions of people playing gmod because of skibidi toilet either
the reason is simple: the millions of views come from toddlers watching the videos on their mom's ipad

>>531748775
truth....

Inversely, I've played the game a ton, and have never had real interest in fan animations. I watched Full Life Consequences a million years ago when that first came out (because I'm old), but that's about it.

>>531748915
You should give them a go. Some of them are really funny. Though you do have to wade through a ton of garbage to get them sometimes.

>>531748915
>>531750428
desu this is my favorite TF2 animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7lduaZc48E

>>531748915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dJvrqN_5Q

This here's the best one around. The alternate version is a good video too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScEKQvwyQHc

>>531748915
You're not missing much, there's only a handful of people worth watching

>>531748915
just checked that out
idk why but when watching old videos my brain seems to go back to 2010 and 5mins feels like an eternity

>>531748775
skibidi toilet has nothing to do with gmod. its not even animated in gmod. you are on a source game general how can you not tell the difference between sfm and gmod

>>531750708
>stslopst
he has made the same animation over 30 times now

>>531721354
if you want maps to be tourist hotspots then you do not understand tf2
btw does anyone have that zesty rage webm

>>531753256
i just asked chatgpt and it thoroughly debunked your claim though

>>531753729
t. thinks gman is from gmod

>>531754282
chatgpt raped you

Which animeposter is Zesty

>>531753430
I agree desu, STBlackST has gotten stale in terms of style, but it started out good and that's why he stuck with the formula.

>>531755296
the one posting lolishit and unrelated anime girl ecchi probably

>>531755296
me

>>531754410

post zesty rage webm

New Uncle Dane/Solarlight video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qaN6LtpuQ

Update when

>>531756928
I was wondering why the video was 90 minutes long when it's called How To Play Engineer in 6 Seconds but then I realized it's about c*mp

Update next week bros...

… Zesty…

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>531764651
My nourishment for the day has been two pieces of fruit and popcorn so I can’t funpost efficiently right now

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d5/Spy_nomedic_02.mp3

>>531756646

>>531764651
I’m busy cybering with an Engie chatbot. I can’t do both at the same time anon

"furries are harmless bro"
the furry in my tf2 casual match:

>>531766713
No... you were digitally rped...

>>531766713
would

>>531748510
what do you mean, he got 30 million views, how is that not successful
or are you the retard from the last thread still seething

>>531767089
it is, so disengage

>>531766713
Dropping a lovense link in TF2 chat is wild

DOC, COME ON, MAN!

>>531766847
If you are the type of person to defend that behavior in any way, shape or form you'll end up in jail for being the sexual predator you currently are. It's only a matter of time.

>>531767089
he had almost no subscribers, 30 mil and no subs is tragic lol

Let me tell you how I felt the day I realized this.
I felt like a man who had been shitting while standing up his entire life. When, one day, he realized he could just sit down to shit. He wanted to be happy for his discovery, but he could only be bitter for all the times he shat while standing up for nothing.
But as soon as he had to wipe, he realized it didn't really matter, because then he found out his entire life he had been shitting into his pants anyways.
I wish I could tell you I am not this man. I wish so very hard I could tell you I don't shit my pants every day, and dear sweet holy mother of our lord, I wish I could tell you it didn't happen twice while typing this very message.

>>531767449
Ok. Then shouldn't you report that person to the police for being a sexual predator?

tl;dr
!nominate dustbowl

>>531768096
600k subscribers is almost none? yeah okay you must be the dipshit from the last thread, fuck off

>>531767312
NIGSTA

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3525770096
>MOAB-class bloon in MvM
This would actually be an improvement over the tank imo. We need also dart monkeys for this to work.

could the reason why the summer update isn't out yet be because valve is tinkering with casual?

..or maybe they are programming custom code for a cosmetic like that robot pet cosmetic from last year?

>>531769935
>Glitch
I thought he'd left the workshop scene entirely

>playing krtiz medic
>spy calling medic all the time
>starts spamming e when I got uber
>FINE. I uber him
>He misses every shot in a corridor
>say good job lol
>he doesn't call medic for the rest of the match, even at low health
at least he didn't disconnect

>>531770308
your fault btw no i won't explain why

>>531632049
>8 years ago
If only he knew just how much worse it would get.

>>531769687
no i just think his analytics arent all that good, calm down

>no i just think his analytics arent all that good, calm down

>>531750871
You jerk off Bad Medicine too much. It was shallow and pretentious then and it's shallow and pretentious now.
When SFM was new it seemed more unique because hey it's a quirky "art" short but there's way better SFMs now.

>>531771604
sorry for upsetting you

>>531771617
Muselk likes it though

>>531770472
It's my fault for believing dogshit players like (you) can be good.

>>531770189
He did, that's technically an old upload he's reuploading for a potential quick buck.

>>531771762
Muselk is an Uncle Tom. who cares what he thinks?

>>531771762
When's the last time Muselk's opinion mattered? He's been a fartnite streamer for like what, 10 years now?

>>531771770
you must be retarded because i top score every game

so if the summer update isn't coming out today when is it coming out

>>531772134
Sure thing lil' pup.

>>531772461
*mge's you*

>>531772558
*NTR's you*

>>531769935
It's fine as a side-boss, not as a replacement. Just cuts down the amount of classes that can deal with it

>>531772875
*kisses you*

>>531756928
If Engineer was actually useful in 6s they would ban all of his weapons (they already banned at lot of them). You could've spared yourself the effort of making a 1½ hour video.

>>531773436
erm... I can see her butte..

>>531773436
Engineer is useful is 6v6. He appears in every single 5CP match.

>>531773436
miku's mikan...

>>531773436
the reason engineer isn't viable in 6s is he lacks the offensive skills that 5cp needs
they banned 3 of his weapons, short circuit, wrangler, rescue ranger. all 3 weapons make him better at defending. they don't make him better at attacking
also what does your image have to do with tf2?

why can't valve do this
https://youtu.be/0dWtuIdwUS4

>>531773601
Yeah but he's relegated to an "off-class", I'm talking about full-time Engineer obviously.
And also 5cp maps are designed to make teleporters useless.

>>531774316
Pictured in the image is the BLU Engineer

>>531774540
because valve is not evil?

F2Ps remind me of brown people

>>531774658
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>531773436
miku is not for lewd

>>531765619
Is this using a different voice actor?

>>531774657
Holy booba

>>531775328
Miku IS for lewd

>>531773436
Miku butt....

>>531775328
Half of her songs are about being impaled by a Huntsman arrow, you obviously don't listen to vocaloid songs.

>>531775960
Cartroons aren't for lewd.

>>531776702
mikussy...

>>531776876
shut up faggot you're a degenerate that faps to people's facebook pics

>>531776702
>you obviously don't listen to vocaloid songs.
We don't because we are not trannies.

>>531777025
Less degenerate than fapping to things you can't reproduce with, also don't call me the f word when I am straighter

>>531777217
>Less degenerate
it's funny to me that you believe this

>>531777217
>things you can't reproduce with
nigga you're never reproducing anyway lmao

>>531776702
why would she sing about that it sounds painful and i don't think miku can play tf2 since she's not real so i don't think she would even know what being impaled by a huntsman is like

>>531777585
You're the one who is closer to being gay.

>>531777654
Doesn't matter

medic airshot

Medic took 50

>>531777217
truth

>>531777882
does matter if you're gonna try to use it in an argument when it doesn't even apply to you kek

Miku is my favorite class

miku backshot

>>531778161
I can see how it would be, if you are trans.

>>531773097
Me and Sniper

*fires scattergun from across the map*
"MED TOOK 6!"

>>531778161
I can see how it would be, if you are cis.

>>531778387
lol true

>>531778387
here, disregard that i suck cocks

>>531778387 (You)
>>531778664 (You)
so true! you go king!
sent from my iphone

>>531776702
>Half of her songs are about being impaled by a Huntsman arrow
show proof or you're full of shit

>>531778853
i'm on my computer, i just agree with that anon tho, no need to project

>>531778387
SO TRUE KING

Please no mobster gamemode.

Lobster game mode…

deploy a mobster here

haaaiiiii

update da yo?

Flobster game mode...

>>531779552
Not yet konata

>>531778853
Ok tranny

>>531780236
Why are you so obsessed with transfolx
Statistically speaking, the person you're referring to is most likely a cis male.

Am I a cis male

>>531780236
I'm a man, stop projecting and samefagging...

>>531780818
you're a failed male only put on this earth to service cocks and pocket heavies

>>531779965
Konata isn't real.

>>531780818
No.

>>531781294
>Konata isn't real.
Oh yeah? Explain THIS

>>531781537
holy shit...

>>531781537
Cosplay

>>531781537
SHES REALLLL

>>531781294
get fact checked idiot
>>531781537

>>531781537
tf2g if she real.....

>>531781294
neither is your sex life
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I6RkRfBRgsM

>>531782015
OWNEDDD

>July 18th 2025
>Anon has found a winter 2024 case

>>531781882
If that really is what /tf2g/ would look like if they were combined into 1 person I wouldn't want to be here anymore.

I did not care for Emesis Blue

>>531782340
thanks jill

>>531780954
Nta sorry buds

>>531779007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_YxsWnjKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19y8YTbvri8
These are her two most popular songs and one is peak sluttery.

>>531781537
>man hands/feet
>man spacing on legs/hips
yeah... i'm thinking thats a tf2ger alright.

>>531782929
these are retarded zoomer nu-miku songs
what's next? posting brazilian miku to prove she's a whore?

>>531748775
vermin

>finally manage to get 8 friends to play tf2 with me
>remember that valve killed the game in 2016 and we cannot join the same lobby so that ecelebs wouldn't be bothered by children
>remember that I have to deal with a shitty party system which is limited to 6 and forces us to play on the same team when we sort of wanna join both teams evenly

>>531785416
TF2 isn't dead and it will never die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUTFL0KEDrQ

"Why TF2 Is A Timeless Masterpiece" (15:02:43

"Why TF2 Is the Perfect Gay Sex Chat" (3:23:21)

"How TF2 Ruined Video Gaming" (7:03:13)

"Why Heavy is so Fat" (234:49:32)

"Why Fempyro's Ass is so Fat" (340:59:00)

>>531786331
that's actually overwatch sir.

>>531782636
It seems good, but I just haven't come around to finishing it yet

>the compies nerfed the infamous fartface500 sniper melee that existed between July-Aug 2012 in the V34.2 patch that 10 people used by changing the deploy speed from -10% to -20%!!

This is what Zesty sounds like

>>531782929
>These are her two most popular songs
lol
lmao even

>>531787101
when has zesty said that
if anything, the weapon he always seethes about being nerfed the most was the base jumper.

why does zesty complain about weapon nerfs if he was willing to completely ban the vaccinator

what's the funniest hat you own?

>>531787517
Because those weapons were fine in the normal game and only got nerfed because compies complained they disturbed the meta.
Meanwhile the vaccinator is ass to play against in normal "casual" TF2

>>531788007
World Traveler's Hat fueled by Wutville stamps.

Vaccinator? I hardly know her!

>>531788007
It was the most glorious World Traveler's hat.

>>531783354
You've been on this website for too long. https://x.com/k_purarine/status/1806830119409111173/

>>531789264
>4.8 ft tall
imagine...

>>531789264
>bugperson

>>531661478
you failed!

>3 point blank shots with shotgun on retard ass medic
>no damage

>>531646367
i play religiously only two months out of every year, then i go really a semester or half a year without touching it, so the game gets stale for me

>nibbas when they only play one class and get bored of a game

>No update
>Gotta wait until Monday if not longer
Why must Eric torture us like this...

MY COSMETICS!! I NEEEEEED MY COSMETICS!!!

>>531788007
The Lo-Fi Longwave because I'm a toxic streamer and they popped into my chat and thought it was a good idea to give me the hat. I turned it down so I didn't tarnish their good name and they said it was too late

>>531791016
i look like this and say this

>He's in

>>531791291
your ass

>>531791359

>>531791828
joseph assCRACK

summer update canceled

>>531791291
This game mode is so dogshit, if it gets in not even emporium members will play it after the first week and it just dies in the misc section alongside other modes

>>531791291
This game mode is so kino, if it gets in everyone will play it forever and it will get its own game mode tab

doesn't the mobster game mode still suffer from the same problems as vip where if you don't have a medic you just lose

>>531793232
>if you don't have a medic you just lose
That's most gamemodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlWD8BjuB44

why is it that old fragmovies use an interesting variety of music and new frag clips spam mario kart and undertale music

>>531794539
Record labels started aggressively copyright claiming basically everything so everyone switched to video game music, this applies to everything on youtube

>>531794650
VGH we need to go back to scatmans world and 009 dreamscape

>>531795226
First we'd have to return to a world before DMCA was passed

>>531794058
that's every mode actually

thoughts on this as a syringe gun?

I love Brazil. Have a frag filled Friday, fellas.

the joke is off topic porn ^

>>531799920
I love megumin so much

I love porn
It’s why all my objectors have porn on them

>>531800094
If you cartroon characters you are trans.

>>531800380
>vatnik esl babble
you okay, ivan?
ukrainebulls fucking your ass too hard?

>>531800052
it's on topic though, megumin is set against a backdrop of the TEAM FORTRESS 2 map koth_brazil

>>531800275
uh, proof?

>>531800768
Don't reply to the shartytranny, leave him to his delusions

>>531801128
No

Creaming on Cream's Control Points after Capturing Control Point C on cp_junction

>>531782636
i've watched it twice. for sfms it is very good but as a movie it needs a lot of work. the writing and dialogue fall short, and it relies too much on referencing other films.

>>531803753
It's not as good as its prequel, Spy's Disguise, which is the best TF2 SFM since Live And Let Spy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MiJWNkmWfs

>>531800909
shitty cropped edit with pornography is not ontopic, if i post a picture of the fat shit it ook earlier photoshopped into your mothers mouth while she's wearing tf2 cosmetics on the map cp_dustrbowl it really doesn't make it on topic.

>>531805181
Your mom jokes? Are you 12?

>>531805181
It does and you should post that

>>531800052
>>531805181
It's not porn though. She's fully clothed and not in a sexual situation.
Are you Amish?
>Oh I can see her midriff it's porn!!

>>531805321
Porn crop edits with tf2 cosmetics, the joke is you're addicted to porn

>>531805346
i would but i respect his mothers privacy

Solarlight won by 100k views.

>>531805181
It is
Keep seething retard

This is what winning looks like. Take notes, zestards

>>531805747
i'm not im laughing at the funny porn joke bro

>>531805871
I am

>>531806179
thats cool man

So he’s just talking to himself right

>>531806449
yer

>>531806449
Just another day for the shartoid

>>531805842

>>531788219
this weapon should have more respect than it does

>>531808287
blame the retarded youtubers who keep telling people that it's "bad"

THEY GOT RID OF THE FUCKING VIRGINIA SERVERS

should i be awake for this?

>>531808382
NEVERMIND THEY ALL JUST WENT DOWN FOR A MINUTE. FALSE ALARM. CHICAGO'S SERVERS STILL SUCK

>>531808382
>>531808592
DALLAS NIGGAS
LOCKED IN

have a fent-fueled friday, lads

>>531788219
oh my science this pyro melee isn't the powerjack therefore it's heckin useless let me make a 20 minute long video about how to use this perfectly fine weapon that isn't bad at all and actually has a very legitimate use case
anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk where i read the tf2 wiki verbatim
this video was sponsored by raid shadow legends
anyway thanks for 50,000 subscribers! tune in next time where i talk about another perfectly usable niche weapon that isn't stock or the crusader's crossbow so it must be bad

have non-forced meme friday, lads

Is this actually alive if I want to just jump in and play as pyro for a match or two with randoms in the default maps?

>>531809131
Good post

>>531809171
the game? yeah nigga

>>531799920
honestly this looks like something someone from uncletopia would post

>>531809943
how

>>531809943
grunkletopia unquestionably bans for porn THOUGH

>>531810115
umm not if it includes trans icons like demofloyd

still the hardest opening to a tf2 video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g

>putting away the intelligence
>securing the base
>didn't hear the spy sneaking around until they stole some items and left
>intelligence is still safe
just saying how fucked will i be when the administrator finds out me and my teammate let this happen

There are two types of TF2 player: "The moment you get a kill, you're guaranteed to be ambushed by someone else to ensure your win ratio isn't too high." VS "I click the man head and he dead."

>>531806449
nah

>>531809053
Maybe I will...

>>531805842
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>531813050
now there's a meme I haven't thought of in a long time

Miss Pauling on the beach.

would eric smith be able to handle jeff seid's cookies

>>531809053
Based image.

>>531809131
It's Saturday bitch.

>>531814104
not in the civilized part of the world

2fort night was a good map.

>was

I only play 2fort skial 24/7 now.

>>531814447
It's daytime now

>>531809131
Thanks bro
Just did a match full of Snipers on both teams
What a great way to start the weekend

>>531809053
it's floyd friday nigga

lou reed - i wanna be black

>>531810220
falsenvke

>>531811449
just kill the people coming to kill you

>>531818782
thank you for the advice Hemorrhoids the 2nd

>>531819461
np. let me know if it helps
>the 2nd
blessedviva gave me a really cool fucking name last thread >>531558627
way better than just hemorrhoids

dead game
dead general

>>531824574
don't make me hotglue the bear

god. forget airshots. the best feeling in this game is hitting upward directs against scouts

>>531830135
Strictly speaking,
he was in the air.

I'm sorry i havent been active in the thread, i went from posting almost daily a month ago to pretty much never due to getting a job
my apologies

>>531830712
No need to apologize, you've gotten yourself free of this shithole

>>531830135
pugs or tf2center?
>>531820715
big
>>531818782
seeing scouts ragdolls in comp seems pretty satisfying, i might enable them

>>531830436
doesn't count in the logs unfortunately. airshots require people being in the air cause of knockback. but it actually does count for "Airborne enemies" strange part strangely enough. don't have one of those tho

>>531830904
> pugs or tf2center?
scrimmages
my team is in RGL AM playoffs
> seeing scouts ragdolls in comp seems pretty satisfying, i might enable them
i don't know how people play without them. I also don't know how people play with min viewmodels but that's just me

>>531831198
>i don't know how people play without them.
they seem to make kills more fun but i guess they dont want ragdolls potentially covering stickies or being in the way
>my team is in RGL AM playoffs
nice congrats

What is the laziest cosmetic in the game?
>The creator said he modeled this in less than 40 minutes

>>531833242
Pyro would not actually know what he's reading and just imagine something completely unrelated

>>531833409
>it took 3 people to make this cosmetic

>>531834460
Holy kek it really does have three creators

>>531833409
It probably is this one, but it's far from the worst looking.

>>531833409
I can beat that. The creator made this in 30 minutes. He called it a "self made speedrun"

>>531820715
It was actually helpful in my last few matches thanks bro
>>531830436
why is your Sniper so tiny?

>>531833409
I don't use blender or whatever but I can't imagine this cube with 2 oval black circles and 2 white circles taking any time at all for someone who has made tf2 items for years

>>531833409
any of the pin items

after a few years playing comp, i can now rank the comp roles on how much focus/thinking they require
>demoman
>medic
>pocket scout
>flank scout
>pocket soldier
>roaming soldier

in terms of required mechanical skill to perform at a high level though
>scout
>soldier
>demoman
>medic

>>531651407
lol! youre going to die of ill karma very soon

>>531695716
youre just... schlicking it... to on model engi? lol

>>531833409
>Make a green turd
>Have it spiral around an axis
>Add some spheres and a star on top
>This somehow required 2 people to make, one of which has 800+ workshop submissions and 12 pages of self-mades in his backpack

>>531848704
>schlicking
No because I’m not a woman
>to on model engi?
Hell yeah I am. In game Engie is a cutie

>>531831198
what bomb strategy do you recommend for gullywash roamer if im too slow to fast bomb the med

>>531848901
i blame Eric

>>531742686
how

>>531848901
>>531849875
didn't Eric wear a unusual version of it during the charity stream? He loves it

Jeez I wonder what Eric's up to since they had to postpone the update to next wee-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnhBYR23wBY

>>531797765
half the projectile speed and firing speed
then it's perhaps not a pain to fight

Indii kino inbound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzwe4669X6Y

>>531860082
>You could argue that Pyro's character is just supposed to be this scary silent killer who's supposed to have anything else to them
That's better than going in depth on every character's lore (i.e: Overwatch), handfeeding information is for brainlets. You shouldn't overexplain something mysterious. The SCP Foundation also makes this mistake and it ruins the character build-up.

>>531860082
>Response to Richter's Pyro video
>Pretty much just bait so zesty will react to it on stream and he will have a melty in chat again
This guy is so insufferable, his content exists just to oppose whatever zesty says

>>531860956

>>531860082
>fag that wears a hairbow thinks cutesy Pyro is better than the deranged killer Pyro
Wow shocker

who here wanna meet up in Philly?

>>531860082
>arrested development ADHD homo hates the scorch shot
Wow shocker

>>531861279
I forget what happened between based Zesty and this clown (because there have been many, many such cases of these kinds of people attacking Zesty) but I remember that Indii was particularly malicious.

>>531863619
What a CRINGE image

>>531863619
They used to be on good terms, he even had zesty as a guest in one of his videos
https://archive.org/details/youtube-ZylAQ_3IrZ8
Then he became a member of the Swishcast and did a 180, obsessively hating on him

>>531860082
>Switching what pronouns he uses to refer to Pyro throughout the video
What did he mean by this?

>>531865069
Another victim of grooming, sad!
>>531865087
Because he wants to use all pronouns like a twitter tranny but if anyone calls it out he will go "erhm chuddy valve changes pyros pronouns all the time ;)))"

>first steam purchase in years, two keys to trade in for all weapons
>can't trade or use marketplace for a week
literally unplayable game

>>531860956
Uoh

>>531863619
What a BASED image

>>531860082
>Can't even say he played TF2 in 2007, instead saying he played "a 2007 build of TF2 like a month ago"
lol

>>531860082
Oops wrong Pyro kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBxV7tVIyA

>>531832128
cs2 had server-sided ragdolls with collisions and all and then decided to immediately turn that off and went back to client-sided ragdolls probably the most wtf the moment for that game so far, its not cool to get shot by someone because their ragdoll was in a different spot than yours for a comp-centric game that's even more terrible

come home normal white man

>>531860082
OOPS wrong pyro kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oZ3Y2Hn10U
heres the REAL representation of pyro

What should the next OP be?

>>531868498
Pyroland Edition

>>531860082
OOPS wrong Pyro kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v2SlLIS9eU

>>531868578
That's acceptable.

>>531849475
I wouldn't get advice from people in AM if I were you. Here's a gullywash roamer marmaloo video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHiexB7Xz8
If you really want my opinion, there's three bombs that work consistently. In order of preference from me:
>your team goes up their side, your demo rolls out big door to go up their side, one soldier high bombs, one soldier fast bombs
>your team calls a walk across mid and you bomb from floor into them as your team walks across
>your team calls a walk across mid and you high/fast bomb from big door
For the last one, what we've been doing is keeping both soldiers big door. Our invite team mentor recommended doing that but idk how I feel about it. it feels like if the enemy soldiers were smart they can jump big door and as long as he does 100 damage to both of us, we'd be fucked and can't bomb

>>531868498
this was already decided
>>531631795

>>531631795
this image won in the marketplace of ideas

>>531868498
ideally something completely unrelated to tf2

>>531873247
Not on-topic.