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>>531659036Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
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The other bread was going bad, thank you for the new edition
Give me your best spiders
i made this closer to my original vision
didn't want to get in the way of winterrune or that angry birds autism
https://files.catbox.moe/slgvbr.mp3
you got a loisense for that bread m8
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>>531697317nice try mr.bad
>>531697279you will goon to to futa doe and you will LIKE IT
>>531697382To stone with ye and to be forgotten.
I hope you have a nice day, anons!
>>531697452What a good friend
what the FUCK was up with this guy anyways
>>531697452Fuck it, maybe that was the answer all along
>>531697563grandpa semi when not behind tree
>>531697563where the hell do you find this?
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Post Mike yaoi or just Mikes at all.
>CAPTCHA: SANSA
>>531697563That's just Gaster growing into a tree
>>531697563I still love that image where this is just Gaster with long beautiful hair.
>>531697452what a terrible ship
literally 0 chemistry
>>531697624you're welcome
>>531697624files.catbox.moe/bfxmi5.png
ugh can't wait for all dessfags to instantly vanish as soon as her actual design is revealed and she's comically ugly like noelle
>>531697701it has less chemistry than Suselle and that’s a really low bar
>>531697453This but unironically
>>531697453Also fuck no
>>531697767EY c'mon Noelle isn't that ugly
>>531697483For he, nary a tear shall be shed
>>531697842noelles big futa booty...
Oh no he followed us here...
>>531697778Twitch plays Kris
>>531697942i too love vagueposting
>>531697842WHAT DID SHE DO TO THE SOUL?
Going to follow my instinct and go to sleep good night utg may the futa gooners not follow us again
>>531698045Soul cockvore nom nom om
https://youtu.be/X8kOBycZJgM
this is how dess became the knight
Why SOUL doesn't use Morse code to communicate with Ralsei and Susie? Is it stupid?
Since we were on the topic of it last thread, I just got done writing some green where Fujo introduces Battat to the joys of doujins, if anyone wants to read it.
>>531698064Goodnight mate, have a restful sleep and may you dream of futa fave.
>>531698184try again but in english?
>>531698145>2k25>~16 year olds>knowing morse codelol
>>531698236How new are you
>>531698228Bees do that all the time.
>>531698260Just ask Alphys, she needed to learn morse code to solve that puzzle in her obscure anime games.
>>531698260-. .. --. --. . .-.
>>531698306I started using this site last week after reddit banned me.
whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86240647-4762-9392
Magma: https://magma.com/d/zwvExP8tCq
https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg
>>531698337>THE FLOWER IS CRAWLING UP MY URETHRA>AND SINGING
>>531698045>>531698137Let's be honest, we all asked for this
>>531698361I only had to translate the first letter to figure out what you wrote.
>>531698453I bet she has jerked off with Toriel mitten's before.
>>531698361..-. -. --. --. --- -
>>531698453Why is toriel reacting to this?
What relation does she have to either of these characters?
>>531698449Hot. It's posts lile these that make me wish I could draw.
>>531698573If you can't intuit the situation and how her presence makes it funnier you have lost cause level autism
>>531698545BURGERPANTS IF HE SCHIZO
I think I finally know what this game is trying to tell me. It's not about defying destiny or to cherish those close to you before it's too late. It's to
AVOID DEER WOMEN AT ALL COSTS THEY'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE RUDY IS LUCKY TO ONLY HAVE MONSTER AIDS INSTEAD OF DYING OUTRIGHT
STEER CLEAR OF THE DEER SAY NO THE DOE
>>531698535>-.>not .-ngmi
>>531698758>SAY NO TO THE DOEthe doe does not take no for an answer howeverthough
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POST SHADOWGUYS NOW
>>531698641>the situationShitty fetish art?
Hey check this out
https://files.catbox.moe/bujvz0.jfif
>>531698980nerve gas dont open
Do you think that we'll have the opportunity to get more than five shadow crystals?
I think that might be why the Knight is so much harder than the others. There will probably be one super-boss in each chapter. So I can definitely see a possibility where you can get whatever Seam is going to make in chapter 5 if you're good enough, or chapter 7 if you're maybe a bit more average.
In that vein, I think chapter 5's boss is going to be on a similar level to the Knight.
Mike's salary will be halved.
>>531699079What's that? Tenna fell down a well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbO3p7_Mf30
>Deltarune's final boss somehow has to top this
>>531698864>shittyJust cause you dislike it doesn't make it shitty
>>531699175Easy, watch this
>True_Freedom_Theme.ogg
Why did the threads go to posting futa Noelle porn
>>531699175>Already topped by one of the other final boss themes in Undertale.I think he can do it.
It'll probably be a similar remix of Field of Hopes and Dreams, and Raise Up Your Bat.
Maybe with a bit more of the home town motif in there. More than those two songs already have.
>>531699296Sometimes that is simply the way it goes
>>531699296Why does it upset you so much?
Why did the threads go to posting angry birds piss
>>531699356Nothing about that post indicated that they were upset
>>531699356Never said I was upset
>>531699296There's always one faggot. At least the Spamtenna smut fags had the decency to use catbox links.
Are you guys feeling glooby or groovy today?
Could the angry birds pigs take over the underground?
>>531699557Kris lives in fear of us making them kill their friends, don't they?
https://youtube.com/shorts/s-WuNvgL9mU?si=
I love dr fans
>>531699584Glooby. Definitely glooby. Even a little shitty, you could say.
>>531699612Barely, only getting there because of the numbers, and not tactics
>>531699584Depends on what I think
>>531699654>Admitting to being gloobyThis will go on your quarterly performance report.
>>531699584Glooby. I want to gloob away.
>>531699584Not too groovy, not too glooby
>Kris wants to be a BIG SHOT
>Has to be brought to school by hand like a little kid and seems uncomfortable with adult responsibilities and privileges
Is this anything
>>531699584I feel grooby and gloovy. I want to make my day work but people around me keep fucking things up for me.
>>531699432>>531699442Why does futa turn you on? You a gay?
>>531700032Neither said I was getting turned on by it
>>531664128>Why else does Kris have body issues about being a human and identity issues about wanting to be a Monster?Because he wants to be close with his family, he doesn't want to be an "other" who's inevitably left behind. He wants to feel like he really belongs, he craves that stability, like all kids do. I think regardless of what happened with Dess and what he's doing about it, he's very depressed that his family is broken and that he's getting neglected by them.
>Why else is Kris they/them?Because Toby wants you to project whatever you want, same as Frisk. If it was a story thing it would be brought up instead of left ambiguous.
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>>531700650Noelle would never do this!
>>531700650I wish I could suck her fingers after.
>>531700650Alphys would do that absentmindedly while teaching and then try and pretend it never happened afterwards while making excuses.
poontang readings negative
>>531700650Those have to be some extended out far ass cheeks because she is just digging in her robe if not.
>>531700821alphys definitely sweats a lot down there
>>531700847her ass is huge so yes
>>531700654Damn noelle is buff, bet she could crush berdly with one arm.
I FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FOR FREE, AND I DON'T EVEN CHARGE YOU RENT
AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?
>>531700551Can you actually kill the mage here?
>>531701236Yeah, you have to in order to proceed.
Kris would rather die than let you make them play board games with Toriel and tell her about their day
>>531701018She's part of the cross country team
No wonder she has some gains
I LOVE TENNA!!! I LOVE TV!!
Toby must've known what this would do.
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>>531701870Of course! Making me realize that he has shapeshifting powers and that his boss monster form isn't what he originally looked like!
>>531701901iT'S LIKE HE'S IN SOME KING OF...TV SHOW
>>531701165Stick to the script. Just put up with Kris for now even if it's like pulling teeth sometimes. (We) Can make it through this and in the end all the trouble with be worth it.
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shes such a dumbass i love her
>>531699418Cozy winter Spamton for you
>>531699584Groovy, I worked on some crafts today
Snuggling up in a big blanket with Asgore while we watch Lord of the Rings together, researching firearms technology so I can modify Asgore's trident to be able to fire bullets (a "Trigundent" if you will) to increase his combat effectiveness just a little bit more, making banana bread with walnuts to serve to Asgore as a surprise breakfast in bed
>>531702198You're the most based person in these threads.
>>531702116that is how you get the good ending
you use the power of time travel to turn 2+2 into 6
>>531701236You can hurt it, but the White Cloak have infinite HP.
>>531701958Ralsei don't have "original" form. There was just shapeless darkness under the cloak
>>531702258Thank you, I enjoy sharing my love for Asgore
>>531702302Using Gasters machine and thats why hes always associated with 666
>>531702536to beat the game FRIEND turns off the Gaster machine
>>531701747KISS ING MY TV!
>>531702639she did but it's a GIGA SALAD and that thing is enormous
>>531698137that's kind of hot
>>531702639GO TO QC'S DINER ORDER A SALAD WITH ALL THE DRESSINGS
>>531702116>Time loops back to the beginning after chapter 5.>You can't get to chapter 6 without doing at least Snowgrave, and a normal route.>2 + 2 = 6
>>531703191Wait a minute... is Asgore actually...
>>531699963Toriel and Asgore baby Kris way too much. I think that's one of the core plot points of the game. Toriel does things like that, and speaks to him like he's still a little kid, while Asgore doesn't step up with the kind of direct, grown-up guidance he's needed especially since he became a teenager. They don't even notice (or worse, they do and ignore) how much Kris is struggling, especially with Asriel away, with how emotionally distant and isolated he has become. I think he wants to be seen as the young adult he is. I think he resents the way he's treated so he's trying to isolate himself from it, he wants to be treated like the young adult he is, but since he isn't treated that way, he has no idea what to do with adult responsibilities and privileges. And that's why he's lashing out at night in secret. I think this whole plot point is why the Spamton side quest in the feels so deeply personal for Kris. Spamton is unhinged and unsettling, sure, but he's the first character to actually treat Kris like a man, like he has real agency, Spamton speaks to him as an equal with choices that matter. He's not babysitting Kris or trying to control him like most of the cast is. He demand Kris act, but not obey. Kris also sees a reflection of his own struggle for freedom and self-actualization in Spamton's desperate fight to break free from control. That's why the encounter shakes Kris so deeply. It left him rattled, but I think it left him a little wiser, a little bit more open (thanks to Susie being there for him), and a little bit more mature. Still mostly screwed up though, he can't really start to recover until his parents in the light world start treating him like a man and start caring about his issues. But since he's in a broken home and his parents are mostly focused on themselves, I don't see that happening.
>>531703257>at least Snowgrave,Twisted
Snowgrave is filling the mantle role, not necessary but it's a pain without it
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I have come to post Noelle
>>531703691Thank you for making it SFW.
>>531703691I have come
I have come
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>>531703785If I saw NSFW Noelle I would
>>531703835from my penis
>>531703835You have come!
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Did somebody order a frozen venison?
I have come to throw ralsei at pizza deodorant and ribbons
https://youtu.be/wXSLWH2w9MA?t=9
this is how you guys sound
hes not putting it on whats wrong with that dumbass
>>531703378>Kris needs to grow up into an adult>Kris has no intention of doing anything about it and it's actually all mommy and daddy's fault for not doing all the work for themYou understand how this problem causes itself
>>531700650>not sniffing them
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>>531704037>He's running me over
>WAAAAAAH WHY DOES TORIEL GET TO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF HER WORTHLESS ADOPTED KID!!!
Kris isn't even her actual kid. She's under no obligation to take care of him morally or legally.
>>531703257>>531704215Toby is not going to require you to Snowgrave to do basic game progression and frankly you're retarded for considering it
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>>531704257I would not do it cause I love her too much
>>531704257he didn't require you to play MANTLE to beat the Knight either
that's what Snowgrave is, it's MANTLE
>>531704037MIKE, the CAR, please!
>>531703257I can see it
>whatever bad shit is happening>suddenly> * ... Kris ...> * KRIS!
>>531704257I would do it cause I love her too much
>>531704037>>531704123Speed bumps do be like that.
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>>531704476Hetties are deranged
>>531704465>unless it's Weird>then it's not Kris, it's Noelle
>>531699487Is Spamton even capable of feeling love or flusteredness?
>>531697386Poop weighs more than sex.
>>531704432No, you fucking retard. What that guy said is
>without at least doing SnowgraveIt would be like locking True Pacifist behind genocide in UT. It's fucking stupid to expect him to do that.
damn. now i can't stop thinking about noelle churning my fragile little SOUL into steamy doe nutslop
Deltarune is a game about Kris getting mad because Toriel didn't know they wanted tendies for dinner despite never uttering the word "tendies" in their entire life and shooting up the town fair over it
Just kidding! This is an extreme exaggeration of character flaws and plot elements for comedy! Ha ha he he!
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>>531699079>>531701919thank you. I appreciate it. do you have these in gif form
>>531704654in Undertale the happy ending was set up beforehand, all the pieces were already there
Deltarune gets no such luxury, you want an ending? how far are you willing to go for it.
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smart bros I don't feel so good
>>531704538You can't really pretend to be different people when all your noelle pics use the same name format
Snowgrave, recruits, eggs, shadow crystals will make zero difference. There is only one ending.
>>531702198>>531702258this is trur,3, this anon is a chad
>>531704842See? You're being fucking stupid. Get your head out of your ass and look at it from the IRL view.
He's not going to make players do the sexual assault route to get the happy ending.
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>>531704872??? Who was I pretending to be
>>531704979it's not a "happy ending" it's THE ending, singular
all routes lead to failure without the whole set
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x7GpsdcZuM
I really hope he gets to come back later
>>531704864I wonder how Berdly's personality would change if he got transferred to that world for a week and witnessed that fateful event with his own eyes, I'm going to need an AU fangame stat
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>>531705057Man you really are stupid as fuck. This is just sad
>>531704979Toby already hurt his fanbase full of kids with divorced parents in the toriel and sans scene.
He will do the same with snowgrave.
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>>531705128I do enjoy that ship more than hetslop yes
not sure what your point is?
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stop posting PORN on the BLUE BOARD you FUCKS
>>531705173Literally braindead if you actually think there's even a tiny remote chance that we'll be forced to do snowgrave at any point for the good end.
>but there's only going to be on-You're also completely media illiterate if you think this will be a thing with how hard the game is leaning into the idea that things can be changed with chapter 4
>>531705293I literally don't see any porn here.
>>531705339You are blessed, then.
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>>531705302The raped is mad lmao. Toby will BTFO you.
>>531705302the game was formulated in close proximity to andrew hussie, that shit's disastrous
how would noelle actually react to getting groped or raped?
>>531705223And yet not a single image posted features suselle?
curious
>>531704841ill convert them for you because i love you
https://files.catbox.moe/f5clcx.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/xheaj1.gif
>>531704556they both need to get fucked
Suselle cannot happen because that would mean Susie wouldn't get with Ralsei
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>>531705528I only save solo images
>>531705641Ralsei is already married to his job
>>531705716because you're only pretending to like suselle
And you know best girl is canonically totally infatuated with kris
>>531705720his job involves making lightners happy
his job will cuck itself using Susie
>>531705504We already know.
>>531704538>kriselle>hetwhat?
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>>531705774No not really I just don't think of characters as ship fodder
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Sorry, chud. If you want the good ending there is the guide at end of the weird route.
>>531706062pretty fuckin cringe
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>>531705947No matter how hard I can't see Kris with a pussy
>>531706119I am free
genocide was unnecessary and is evil because of that
if weird is required then it's the only way and justifiable
it's an easy distinction to make
Discussing which teenage characters would fuck each other in a game with the most common RPG tropes out there.
The secrets and easter eggs being interesting to find, and hearing schizo theories and interpretations on what is going on.
hmm
interesting.
next time, go finish fapping before posting.
If Kriselle doesn't happen Carol will kill her family and herself because a there is a not Christmas related person in the family.
Bricked savefile
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>>531706323Gaster is boring theoryslop
Never found that fuck interesting
>>531703691Big hair and big curls
>>531706462big balls and big loads
>>531706421It's fine if you think so but Noelle is literally the most boring character. She ruins everything she touchs.
>>531706421dangerously based
There will be no shipping in the game because Toby isn't going to appease you whiny faggots. You're all disgusting.
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>>531704109I am tired of people trying to rationalize excuses for bad parenting. Yes, Toriel and Asgore bear responsibility for Kris's state. When you take a child in, biologically or not, you take on the responsibility of helping them grow into someone capable of handling life. That becomes your primary purpose in life. If you can't accept or respect that responsibility, don't have children. Kris is trying to deal with things on his own, but without any real guidance, he's floundering. That's a lack of direction. Most people don't just figure it out on their own, especially not after emotional neglect and inconsistent parenting, and especially not when they feel like an outsider in their community. Kris doesn't know how to step into adulthood because the people who were supposed to help him through that transition haven't shown up for him. He's not waiting around for his parents to fix him like you claim, I doubt he even has the perspective to resent them like you imply. He is acting out, struggling, lashing out in secret, and trying to be a confident leader on the Dark World. That is doing something, it just isn't all healthy or productive. But that's the point. He doesn't have the tools to do better, and no one is helping him build those tools. So it's going to be a long and painful road for him if this keeps up, that's just the reality of situations like his, that's why neglected kids from broken homes are almost never successful in life. That's just reality. The most stable and reliable people in his life should not have to be Susie and Ralsei. But they are, and I'm glad he at least has them now. Maybe friendship will be enough for him, sometimes it is for people like Kris.
>>531706568That's mean, what did I ever do to you?
>>531706568Toby is one of us. That fact doesn’t change just because he made it.
>>531706568This except me and my fave ship, Toby and I are cool like that.
>>531706251my internal voice counts Kris as "deadpan girl" for some reason
>>531706568he's pushing suselle extremely hard dumbass
>>531704257Why wouldn't he?
escapism is bad, no ships.
https://files.catbox.moe/3y1a7c.mp4
dess is going to get megalovania
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>>531706960Kris bored handjobs...
>>531707043You're right, video games are bad, Deltarune is cancelled.
>toby will totally not do [thing i don't like]
lmao
>>531706568I dont like ships to begin with.
I'm going to tell toby to take susie out of the game
I'm going to tell susie to take ralsei out of the dark world
toby will totally do [thing i don't like]
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I'm going to tell Noelle to not take her massive doecock out of my ass
>>531706568There already is, with Suselle.
toby will totally do [thing you don't like]
Suselle is the sloppiest, most forced ship in the game. You have to go out of your way if you want your Soulelle, and from Noelle's perspective it's Kriselle. Meanwhile Suselle is watching Susie being a coward afraid of mice and acting so impressed by Noelle, and both of them bonding over a single conversation about video games and horror movies while Noelle throws Kris under a bus to make herself look more available. (Just ignore that in the normal route Noelle thinks it was all just a dream so this is their first real bonding).
>>531707067i hope this is canon
>>531706568you fool, there will be fuel but no confirmation
may the shipping continue forevermore!
How did Seam know we would be fighting the Knight next?
>>531707658Played deltarune before
>>531707658Knight stopped by Castle Town for some tea while we were exploring the cyber world and told Seam
>>531707658presumably it's in the prophecy
>>531707953Touching Dess's bristly, stubbly buzzed sidecut!
>>531707617like it's even going to function anyway, the whole ship is full of holes patched together with flimsy lies
still banking on Ralsus by the way, it's thematically really good but I'll still take Krusie in stride
good morning i love tenna
The first hero. The labubu, with gold and 24karats.
The second hero. The girl, with matcha crossed on her latte.
The third hero. The grok, alone in deepest dubai chocolate.
Stop using the word “slop.”
It makes me angry.
And you wouldn’t like me…
When I’m ANGRY.
when jockington actually grows out his beard next chapter would it still be funny or just really unsettling reminding you that the apocalypse is still fast approaching
I wonder what dess' design is going to be like
Hard to imagine toby is totally unaffected by all the fanart
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>>531708282>>531708282I saw this image of her with a bush peeking through her pants and that is my canon design now
Two things that piss off freaks more than anything else
>1. Pointing out Kris isn't a guy
>2. Calling Ralsei transmasc
>>531708240Is this the guy who makes all the rules?
>>531708246jockington never will grow a beard unfortunately because toby decided to put a random joke in the prophecy that will never happen (which technically means the prophecy isnt true)
>>531708445The trannystacy gets the cute lesbian gf.
>>531708436We should combine them to make the ultimate piss-off-move: Calling Ralsei a guy
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>>531708462Jerma reference!?
Kinda glad he didn't stream Chapter 3/4. His part 2 was kinda bad cause of chat
I think Susie is Alphys' niece.
>both dinos
>seemingly live in the same building
>Alphys claims to be new in town, which Susie also is
>would explain Susie not wanting to be home because she hates her cringe weeb aunt
>is exactly the kind of funny twist Tricky Tony would pull
>>531708240this guy looks hot but weird
Charafags how can you cope with your fave being a slave to Gaster-sama?
>>531708718Jerma's chat got tamer since he semi-retired, I would not mind him doing the new chapters.
>>531708964That's proto-friend, ackshually
>>531708589I think it will definitely happen
>>531706604Letting Kris off the hook for their own behavior and the way they treat others as everybody else's fault isn't going to help them grow up, it's just justifying and indulging the same sickness that makes it so easy for them to keep Susie in the dark, use her like a tool and eventually make her suffer for loving them as they perform whatever inevitable self-style heroic sacrifice suicide is at the end of the Knight plot
Toriel and Asgore handle Kris with kid gloves because they're afraid of hurting them AND because Kris never fucking tells them what they want, what they need or what's going on in their life and leaves them flying blind, it's why Toriel has to ask Alphys about how Kris is doing at school and why she goes to the hospital to ask whether Kris is sick when they start acting strange: How do you care for someone who apparently doesn't want to be cared for but who clearly needs care, do you confront them directly and risk making it worse? What do you do when they suddenly start hanging out with another kid and staying out late and not returning your calls like a normal teenager, do you punish them for it and risk making them become a shut-in that needs to be held by the hand again or do you let it go because it looks like they're finally starting to become more adult and independent? They're between a rock and a hard place because Kris keeps putting them between a rock and a hard place, parents aren't telepathic
It's true they make a lot of care mistakes but they'd have a way fucking easier time of it if Kris wasn't actively keeping them in the dark and if Kris wasn't totally self-absorbed and had any intention of ever getting better or any desire to move in any direction at all instead of reveling in their own sickness to the point of doing this stupid Knight plot, that's why Susie as the outside factor and one of the people most affected by that behavior is going to be so important because Kris genuinely needs to get their ass beat for it
>>531707973So Ralsei knows what bosses are coming up too? Seems like a huge dick move on his part if he still hasn't said anything after Susie crashed out on him.
>>531708589Anon, even if in the entire game Jockington won't grow a beard unless he litterally dies it doesn't disprove the prophecy, as it can happen whenever.
>>531708436>>2. Calling Ralsei transmasc
what about transfem?
>>531708589yeah a joke prophecy involving jockington would never actually happen in game
Guys am I a furry if I want Ralsei and Asriel to spitroast me?
>>531709164Like he said, susie never really asked about the more mundane details of the prophecy
I don't think he was really hiding the bosses like he was with the final prophecy
Hiding the fact that tenna was evil was pretty fucking stupid though, in retrospect
>>531709507Yes and you are also gay. I'm sorry to inform you.
>>531708240>Rouxls appears and flashes a kaard on how you can fight him>said rules are the only methods of damaging him>tell him "I cant read this shit, therefore, your rules dont apply.">music stops, he stares at you>just walks away, no dialogue, never to be seen again in the game afterwardswould that be kinomatic?
KRIS MADE ME KILL JACKENSTEIN
KRIS MADE ME KILL TENNA
>>531709238>what about transfem?What about transmission?
>>531709681We know, Dess.
Kris made me electrocute Noelle.
Ships that will be canon
>Krissoul
>Soulsie
>Ralsoul
>Soulelle
>>531709681what the FUCK, kris
that's right, i said what the FUCK
>3 of my top 5 favorite pokemon as character's from my 2nd favorite game of all time
Sometimes I luck out on finding random Twitter art.
>>531707658precognition
he also notes that the addisons never had a chance at beating him in card games
>>531707617Impressive that to progress Suselle you have to cuck yourself and wait around just to see them watch avgn
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What freaky petplay shenanigans do you think the Mikes get up to with Pluey?
>>531709160I think we can conclude pretty easily from the bedroom that asgore and toriel have been neglectful of kris for a long time, even before they were a teenager or before dess. just look at asriel's awards, all the shit hes got. kris has a rusty bird cage, a bloodstain and their own personal knife. kris has such a strong connection with asriel because he's the only person in the household that gives him the time of day, probably
>>531709681Damn, why would Chara make Dess make Kris make you do this?
Ships that will be canon
BBCsriel
Jocksei
Temmelle
Berdsie
MonsterKris
>>531709786FUCK, anon, that's FUCKing badass
>>531710059>BBCBig Balthizard Cock?
I despise video essays about these games. So much potentially good information out there, most of which I will never directly see because it's not a beautiful text post that has fewer problems in communicating the information like the creator having an unpleasant voice, or the video being low-quality, or the video being dragged out to be longer than 10 minutes, or it having a runtime of 6 hours because the creator couldn't stop repeating themself, etc.
>>531709915How is that neglect? He just has an empty shelf and a little stain which we know reappears after cleaning it. Kris has clean sheets, a good frame, and clean walls, he just has empty shelves cause he chooses not to put anything there
>>531710260>a little stain which we know reappears after cleaning it.I thought that was a glitch, doesn't the star also disappear?
>>531708246look at the sprite. it's the tip of the tail that must not be followed touching his chin, turning him into an ouroboros turning him into a Möbius strip.
>>531707617>Noelle throws Kris under a bus to make herself look more availableare you just one guy whos been posting this repeatedly for weeks on end or are there more of you dipshits
>>531707658Seam knew about Gerson too
>It's strange. By all reasonable means, the strength of your next opponent...>Should be enough to already ring the bell on your defeat.>(The bell of justice rings...)
>>531710236>So much potentially good information out theremost "information" contained in video essays is regurgitated basic facts and the youtuber's own pretentious readings.
>>531710383It is a glitch, the star isn't supposed to disappear and the blood stain isn't supposed to reappear (functionally it's just covered up by a square with the colour of the carpet)
But it took Toby's team like a month to remove Dess's Kris sex doll from her closet so I'm not holding out much hope for it being fixed for a while, if not until the Chapter 5 release.
>>531710260Susie even makes a point of how asriel is clearly the golden child and kris's room is barren. its not nothing. its not actual neglect but its pretty obvious one child is getting preferential treatment
>>531710485I love the implication that we literally could not fucking beat Darkner Gerson in a serious fight. The Titan? Fair game. Master Oogway? Not a fucking chance.
7-hour video essay but it's entirely in-character as Battat about the Mike mystery and he goes on frequent tangents about his poorly suppressed homolust to Tenna and the other two Mikes
>>531710612Eh, he also thought The Knight was undefeatable without the mantle and the voice did too.
>>531710875The median player is a jobber
>>531710875You need to keep in mind Seam probably doesn't know abotu the Soul. The ability to retry endless makes all the difference in UT and DR alike. Gerson however has sans-tier haxx that make him impossible to beat unless he shows mercy.
seam and jevil breeding spamton and tenna while spamton and tenna make out and nosefrot with each other...
>>531710728I’d watch
>CAPTCHA: SGXXY
>>531709915Your parents can't guess what you want if you never tell them what you want and act like you already have everything you need, brother
To me it seems that Toriel and Asgore's major issue is that they think forcing (which I guess is the key word of the game here) Kris to do things they don't want would make them unhappy and make their mental health worse, when something like forcing them to work at the Flower King or forcing them to join a club to get out of the house, make connections and learn shit could have been the thing they needed, not that they don't care about Kris or god forbid pray for their death like some people on here think
That's also why (we're) so important because we CAN force Kris to go out and talk to people and make genuine connections even when they don't want to
>>531710425>this is the dev favourite ship
>>531710425Not only is Suselle terrible, it also relies on Susie getting character development from (you) to even give Noelle a semblance of a chance. From every possible angle, it's like it was made to be unappealing as possible.
People MIGHT have been able to put up with it if the work was put in starting from Chapter 1.
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>>531705601I love you too anon *passionately makes out with you on the mouth*
Kris throws us out of their body because they're fucking hungry and want to eat something they like.
Ch1, the only shit Kris got to eat was moss. Then the pie between 1-2.
Then the choccy milk incident.
bro must be malnourished and peckish as shit
>>531710995>You need to keep in mind Seam probably doesn't know abotu the Soul"The name's Seam. Pronounced "Shawm." suggests the opposite.
>Gerson however has sans-tier haxx that make him impossible to beat unless he shows mercyJust like Sans he can be surprised, as Susie does during the story, he's also hit by rude buster if you ricochet it enough times.
>>531711156You've been fooled. Just watch, it's going to be subverted in Chapter 5. Toby told me so. I spotted him in a mall once and grabbed him by the collar and cried into his chest and begged, and he said it wasn't happening, so you know I'm right.
>>531709574>>531709715>>531709930How do I get rid of the gay/furry feelings? Jerking off only makes it go away for a couple of days and then it comes back stronger.
>>531703378>>531705084>>531705252I need more art or even just ideas of Kris being physically caring towards Spamton like this
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>>531711521nigga just jorq your wienes to whatever the fuck you want and dont think too hard about it. youre horny, your brain makes different decisions when horny.
>>531711521>How do I get rid of the gay/furry feelings?Stop having shit taste.
>>531711521You might be a gay furry
>>531710383Yes, they're both glitched. Probably going to fixed in one of the upcoming patches. Blame producer-san and Nintendo for the rushed release.
>>531711414Trying to make Kris eat a sandwich but they toss it to the ground and cry "I'm not hungry!" while pouting, Susie too busy considering whether to eat it instead to think about what a strange thing to do that was
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>>531711521what the other anon said, it's just something you find hot, don't beat yourself up over it
>>531710236>or it having a runtime of 6 hours because the creator couldn't stop repeating This, so much this. Most of those 20-hour videos can be easily shrunk to 20-minute videos, without losing anything.
>>531711751Bullshit. Susie would bite it out of the thin air the moment its tossed out of the hand. Her eyes are trained to spot opportunities to consume food at any given moment, her body acting faster than her brain.
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>>531711480I haven't bought DR yet, and this is making me reconsider buying it. How do you guys cope with garbage like that? I'm afraid of buying a game where I'm supposed to just sit and watch the dev do this to his characters. Just help me through this. I may wait until chapter 5 comes out before I commit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoXyXiwOBg
>>531710236THE SECRET DEEP DIVE INTO THE INTENTIONAL HIDDEN LORE OF BUNDABALE...
>3 hours, 25 minutes, 2 seconds>speech talks very slow and more like an AI bot being told to pad out an essay, copies whatever the fuck other sloptubers created or just reading the fandom wiki pagewhy kris is the way kris is
>5 minutes, 12 seconds>concise information coming from someone passionate about the game and has put effort into it
>>531711929>Jewish princesses are often attracted to money and powerIf Mel wasn't Jewish himself they would have crucified him for shit like this.
>>531711929What do you mean by "watch the dev do this to his characters"? What is "this"?
>>531712150It means watching the characters fall in love while you stand there like a plank
>>531712091>why kris is the way kris isthey're evil
the end
>>531712151never forget what Susie took from us...
Would you still love your Fave if you started playing their quirky indie RPG but accept and cancel were mapped to spacebar and backspace
>>531711929>I haven't bought DR yetIf you haven't bought it by now, you likely never intended to buy it in the first place.
>>531712218Is this your first time playing a jrpg? Sometimes one of the characters fucks off to have their own arc while everyone else sits in the back
>>531712151someone had to do it. deep down you know this is what toby wanted
>>531705419I can't imagine being as dumb as you. It's honestly sad
>>531707002Because it goes against almost every theme he has ever put into a game? Think for 5 seconds, dumbass.
everyone wants friends like the fungang but i feel that if they were real people each one of them would be sent to a psych ward
>>531711929it’s such a small part of things and the rest is kino
>>531712469The themes are made to be broken.
>>531710612Right after that they say
>But, for some reason... I can't help but think you may win.>What is this feeling? ... Hope? Hahaha! Whatever it is, it's quite funny!So they do think you can win
>>531712521Yes but that's because nowadays any small personality flaw is treated like it's latent pyschopathy.
>>531710174C h i l l (fuck) b u d d y ...
>>531712649The truth goes unspoken, I've even forgotten my Vessel.
I dont know the chapter
I dont know what comes after
I'm standing here holding my blade
>>531711929Why are you in Undertale/Deltarune general? At least pirate the game faggot
pacifist : neutral ending
twisted sword: good ending
snowgrave: bad ending
>>531712771and because the rest are bullying-attracting levels of cringe or genuine mental sickness, sadly
>>531712903berdly: true ending
>>531711452>he's also hit by rude buster if you ricochet it enough times.I didn't know about this
>>531712708I take that to mean that Gerson is much stronger than the party, but since his fight is a frendly challenge rather than seriously wanting the lightners dead, Seam can sense there will be a positive outcome in spite of the gap in power.
>>531713038It doesn't deal damage but visibly stuns him, wich is reflected in the description immediately after, wich says he's still reeling from it.
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>>531711929''blah blah blah please rape and abuse me i want (you)s blah blah blah'' yeah yeah we get it
The sword route will continue. Ramb will return. Trust the plan.
>>531713218>The sword route will continuehalf true
>Ramb will returnonly as an npc, not as a battle, if at all
>Trust the planbut there's is no plan...
So if I understood UT correctly, a monster only ages alongside their children, right?
I know that UT logic shouldnt be applied to DR, but if we just do it here for a moment - who the fuck is Gerson a parent of?
>>531713292Only the boss monsters do that, so the Dreemurrs and in my headcanon, the Holidays.
Friend will never be relevant
>>531713218I believe in Ramb becoming a schizo boss in chapter 6.
>>531713292Is this bait?
Only Boss monsters don't age in Undertale. Gerson is Alvin's dad as made abundantly clear in game if you actually played it.
>>531713292see, at a certain point something is so retarded that you can't even tell if it is supposed to be bait
gerson has no kids, he ages up normally because the children taking the parent's strength thing only applies to boss monsters like the dreemurs
>>531713415>kris has to kill noelle so she stops stealing the powers that should be going to dess>that's also why rudy is sick, they don't know dess is still sucking off their boss power at a higher rate
>>531713452Guess who else will never be relevant?
>>531713292>>531713485Also keep in mind that Gerson is a turtle, he's likely outlived a few generations of other monsters. Alvin seems pretty old by the time we meet him in-game.
>>531713485Gerson is old as balls and loves to talk about being old as balls and is also the one to tell you how boss monsters get old as balls, I think he's probably a boss monster in UT
None of the plot hooks or mysteries will have payoffs or resolutions because uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>531710174Big Black Chara
>>531713703what about balls that are old?
>>531711468thank you for your service to the fandom, anon
>>531713708the "DARK DARKER YET DARKER" thing already had a payoff so I believe in Tricky Tony.
>>531713708the fucking soundtrack is having 10 year payoffs i think we can trust toby
>>531713487>gerson has no kidsAlvin might exist in UT too, it's not like we learn a lot about Gerson's personal life there. Gerson isn't a boss monster though so it doesn't matter either way, like you said.
>>531713708yes that's our toby
>>531713415>SpoilerI believe the Dreemurs' race is considered boss monsters because, from a meta-standpoint, they are goatlike monsters wich fight with fire, and one with a trident, they're based on the principle of a lot of RPG having a satanic monster as its boss. The Holiday don't similarly reflect a category of RPG boss
i have been pressing the make deltarune button for the last 40 months but at the last click i had to do the positions of the make deltarune button and the delete deltarune button swapped, and i pressed it without noticing
is this why toby is taking so long to release the next chapter?
>>531710602Again, how is it treatment? Even Kris gets the good controller when playing games while Azzy uses the knock off.
Kris gets to choose what to put on his walls. Kris could put up drawings, angel dolls, the snowflakes Noelle made for him, etc. Asriel earned awards for being good at sports, why didn't Kris earn an award for piano playing?
>>531713905When the Trouble Dingle leitmotif drops I'll stand up and clap
>>531713846"photon reading negative" and "It's raining somewhere else" too.
>>531714089gaster was about to have sex but then remembered today was laundry day
and there it was
the trouble dingle
>>531710405That's exactly what happened, play the game
WAR HAS BEEN RAGING FOR SO LONG.
IT IS NOT CLEAR WHY AND WHEN IT ALL STARTED.
HOMOSEXUAL SHIPPING, SCHIZO MELTDOWNS, BOREDOM MIGHT HAVE LED /utg/ TO THIS CHAOTIC LOOP.
i know every hint in the game is pointing at dess being the knight but i think it should be neckbeard papyrus anyway
>>531714048You're right, stoic cold hearted figures who are proficient with swords are not a common jrpg boss- oh wait.
Jokes aside I approach it from an elemental thing, since it would make sense for there to be ice bosses along with the fire bosses. For all we know fucking Berdly is the son of a boss monster.
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i know every hint in the game is pointing at asriel being flowey but i think it should be sans anyways
>>531714053Close, but not quite. Toby is a practitioner of the ancient Japanese art of game development and, in accordance with their noble customs, backs up all game-related data onto a single hard drive which is then immediately encased in concrete and dropped into the ocean following the release of the game. Each time they release a patch or port the game, they have to remake the entire game from scratch. This adds a lot of development time.
>>531711098They probably chose not to force Kris after seeing how Dess ended up after her parents forced her into playing violin and ice skating.
Thoughts on Dess being the Knight, but requiring a host body like Carol and Alvin to possess? Alphys saw Undyne and Carol at night and Alvin wouldn't leave his church unattended during the middle of the day. I will also predict Susie and Kris shutting down the Flower King dark fountain to trap the Knight and they get Asgore instead.
If fucking water can be a darkner anything could be the Knight. Dess's tears could be the knight.
Deltarune is just a yume nikki reference
>>531711414Kris ate at the diner, your theory is shit
>>531714478>Final battle with the Knight>Soul pops onto the battle board>Dess' soul pops out of the Knight and directly mirrors yoursLevels of KINO not thought possible
>>531714480Susie mentions seeing someone dragging undyne to the bunker after chapter 3. The knight's a lightner or something else but not a darkner.
>>531714574How can Deltarune be a Yume Nikki reference when it's already busy being a Mother 3 reference?
It's all Papyrus and Kris is in on it because to be fair Papyrus is running a pretty fucking cool campaign
>>531714369It's obvious that Sans is an acronym for Surviving? Asriel? Nope, 'S flowey.
>>531713950>Gerson isn't a boss monster thoughHow do you know?
>>531711929Pirate the game, never give money to those who want to see you dead
>>531714698because he's not a boss in UT
>>531714698He's the one who explains what boss monsters are. If he was one, he probably would have mentioned that in his explanation.
>>531714737But Toby wants to see them alive and paying the merchs
>>531714613deltarune starvation route
>start from chapter 3 so kris can't eat the pie, or skip chapter 2>don't let kris eat the last piece of pancakes from susie>don't take kris to the dinner>don't ever use healing items>go for weird route to avoid eating anything else>drop the liquid asgore gives you>make sure to always run so kris can feel the effects of low blood sugar
>>531714737>those who want to see you deadThose mean cartoon videogame devs want to kill all white straight men, right nonny?
Kris is so fat they can survive 7 chapters without eating fine
>>531713218ramb's gonna have a wizard staff that's a fork with a toaster jammed on top
post catton or jocti
or however they named it
>"Excuse me I'm the prince from the dark"
>"I can say DARKNER anytime I want!"
>>531714921Non sequitur. Would you argue that stonetoss being just a webcartoonist makes him not a nazi?
>>531714982kris hibernates like a bear and was meant to sleep the whole week, that's why they're so moody
>>531714982i will make sure they don't get water either, won't stop until they're pissing sand
>>531713708Think that's my biggest fear with DR
There's genuinely so many open ended mysteries and plot threads right now and he just keeps adding more and more
>>531711583>>531711619>>531711728>>531711792>just finishedNow I'm just depressed, disappointed, and ashamed of myself.
>>531715109Stonetoss reeks of bile and hate, these bumass games are literally about friendship and being nice.
>>531715071>* Kick that darkner off the plane!>* DARKNER!!!
>>531715114Kris needed the energy to have a non stop fuck session with Azzy as soon as he gets back. We ruined.
>>531715230we are truly a My Deltaruined
what can we do to make these threads less gay and less fluffy?
>>531715007There's shamefully little art of them even interacting
stealing a nicecream stick that fave threw into the trash to copy their ADN and make a clone of them
>>531715430A straight slab of marble?
>>531715120The water is poisoned with darkness so you're actually doing them a favor.
>>531715516They don't interact in game
>>531715430Leave, and never come back.
The discussion fluctuates between "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE TEENAGER" to schizo meltdowns to "so what the fuck was Kris problem anyway"
This place is no different than that of a reddit or tumblr community, and deep down in your heart, you should realise it, and leave for the better.
There is more to life than to read what some horny retards have to say on the internet.
DK Bananza is so kino, bros
Toby doesn't care about you if you aren't a japanese developer from 80's
>>531715430Bring toby here, he would spam his favourite vtubers.
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>>531714795He also politely ignores Frisk is human in neutral routes and spends half the chapter fucking with Susie
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Do you think ramb has a beer gut hahaha, do you think it hangs over his cock hahaha, do you think he has a happy trail hahaha
>>531715761fellas is it wrong to fuck your married aunt if your uncle hates her and she's a bitch to your friends
>>531716176A little bit
Not that much
Yes
>>531716176>yes>yes>no, he's a well shaved self respecting plug-man (the stubble was an oversight)
Gaster runs Deltarune on templeOS.
>>531716385human replacement therapy?
>>531716385It's Kris that copied us desu
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hand it over.. that thing... your human man cock
>>531716357I LOVE HUMANS
AND THE ANGEL
LOVES HUMANS
HERE'S A UH
A REALISTIC
HUMAN
>goner creation screen
>>531716385Do you guys think the vessel will stay gray or will it be colored in with care?
>>531697159 (OP)I'm sorry but how fucking old is toby?
I can't understand if the whole hometown bit is based on toby's actual childhood or some abstract parody of idyllic small town americana cause everything from going to church on sunday to computer labs to fucking MTV nostalgia with the music video channel toriel won't let kris watch is fucking simpsons era shit. It's 90's. It's 30 years ago.
I swear he didn't come off as this old on undertale. Even dated jokes like alphys' constant statuses felt contemporary.
>>531716656>MA>MA THE FOCKIN' COMPUTER PROGRAM IS FLIRTING WITH ME AGAIN>MA>MA UNPLUG THE POWER SUPPLY MA>NO I CAN'T DO IT MYSELF SHE'S ALREADY SET UP A DATE AND IS UNDRESSING>SHE SAYS IF I LEAVE SHE'LL LEAK THE EPSTEIN LIST UNDER OUR NAME>MA HURRY UP
>>53171680130 second segment where you have to color it in using the soul while dodging bullets and most players can't figure out the color picker
>>531716970toby was probably younger than most fags here when he started working on undertale
>kris dies
>you will be banished
>suselle will happen
>dess dies
>every misteries will be meanigless
and that's the good ending
>>531716801The shirt is colored in with the favorite color you picked in the beginning and its stripes are the color of whichever party member you have the most friendship points with. The skin stays gray.
>>531717470>>every misteries will be meaniglessLearn English
>>531717658not necessary for deltarune, efl offtopic-er
>>531717480>favorite food gives you each a different healing item to start with once you get it (all heal the same hp)
>>531717802The vessel has no mouth so their item usage animation is just osmosing the item through their face.
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Tobyfox is not an icky chuddy eroge liker.
Debunked.
>>531718234waddle_dee_eats_a_cookie.mp4
>>531718287>29 views>2 likes
>>531718435I see undertale/deltarune community posts sorted by latest. Also it's kinda relevant to clarify misunderstanding.
>>531718435Ignore the twitter-schizo bait post
>>531718234>lancer_splat_reverse.ogg
>>531718634i always took it as a joke nodding at how many people jack off to his characters tee bee hach
My educated guess about Dess's appearance is that her fur is pale like her mom's but her hair is brown like her Dad's. Mirroring Noelle who has her Dad's fur and mom's hair.
>>531718287this is when i point to The Baby is You and say nothing else because it speaks for itself
>>531718287>JRPGs like Touhou
>>531719143He looks like the second in command of the main bad guy in some kids fantasy movie
>>531707658the prophecy mentioned the lord of screens cleaved in two so he knew after the "Queen's Chariot cannot be stopped" they'd meet with the knight
>>531719204>then she wonders why she doesn't have any grandkids yet
>>531718910I agree but I wouldn't be completely surprised if he's into that stuff.
The fanbase is so milquetoast that can't handle a minimun "Radiation".
Probably this is one of the reason he doesn't shitpost as he used a long time ago.
>>531716656*But it refused
>>531719405>chara was trying to open the fattest dark fountain ever
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I'm going to bed now. Goodnight /utg/.
>>531719405Was just trying to make a dark world.
>>531719636>clovergo back home man your bitch is looking for you
help me
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>>531719840Why doesn't Kris just flush Rouxls down the toilet?
>>531719936he'd just ride ice-e out of the pipes the very next dark world
>>531719143What the kids these days call "aura" is unironically the strongest argument for Dess knight.
We know Dess is a "bad girl" from her room. She's hot army stuff and sports stuff and she's got scary posters and liked scary things. The knight also makes cool poses, does stuff like floating backwards with her arms crossed, and is just generally a flashy show-off. It fits what we know from Dess perfectly.
Meanwhile Carol is a cold, joyless, ruthless adult. And Rudy is a warm person. Neither of these fit the amount of flexing the knight does.
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>>531719405that's a cute frisk
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>>531719768Don’t call Martlet a bitch!
There is no proof that friend is a bad thing
>>531720131How could anyone think this cute cat is evil?
>>531720627cats are assholes
deltarune AU but the only difference is kris is the preppy, outgoing one and asriel was the weirdo loner
>>531720579i was talking about the literal bitch, i would never disrespect his ma
FRIEND is a nickname
Its the combination of FRIsk and my bellEND
Or it means that once you are free, you have found your end.
For Real, I Envy No Darkener
>>531720658cats are free spirits
>>531720809FRIEND
BATTAT
PLUEY
JONGLER
>>531720627i want to punch this cat in the stomach
>>531720658the cattenheimers are good people, anon
>>531720996Just don't talk about their eldest kid Michael, right?
Friend is good
>always at your service
>smiles, friendly
>eyes are the spare colors from undertale
>cat is an anagram of act
>>531721342Don't forget, he's humble too
FRIEND is friendly but it is cursed so whoever it helps dies.
>>531720658So are a lot of humans. Or monsters.
Does that mean we reject them? Or do we perceive them as misguided spirits, hoping to fix them, for all evil has a root cause, and we need but find it, and analyse it, to make them see the light?
i keep drawing tenna giving ramb love because I wish I could give ramb love
I WANT TO BE RICH AND SUCCESSFUL LIKE TOBY BUT I AM A GOOD FOR NOTHING RETARD
>>531721554Hypergote and knight Dess teaming up against the titans would be KINO which is why it's never gonna happen
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There is a copy of hometown under the lake, Carol wants to get Dess back by cloning her (like the goners). The roaring is gonna the fake town replacing the original one, but everyone will be a goner, devoid of their original personality.
>>531722236yeah and youll keep being a good-for-nothing retard if you waste away your time here instead of going out and bloody doing something
but that would require effort, anon, you dont wanna put effort into anything but finding more goon porn, do you? you want the whole world be given to you.
go out there and do something. progress is change, and change takes time to bear fruit.
Hello /utg/, I hope you guys are doing okay cuz I'm tired again.
>>531708445Man cutesexyrobbuts has developed so much as an artist
>>531723116Shit, I forgot to put the image...
>>531711521I know how it feels. Sometimes I wish I could just turn my balls off, because I don't want to fantasize about Ralsei using magic to bind my arms and forcing me into a mating press while using his magic to put a pink glowing magic slut tattoo above my dick.
>Up to three minutes between posts instead of 10-20 seconds
Is the Fave Rush over
Are we becoming an old prospector town
>>531723829we're all hanging out irl without you
>>531718287Toby is literally handing Japan a crown that says "KING OF EROGE" in consolation for their historical inability to make games with bloody violence in the original passage... at the very least he doesn't consider eroge too repulsive to mention. Girigiri also, at least in the context presented in the passage, doesn't mean "barely legal" but rather "barely acceptable," it's not an allusion to loli or anything, unfortunately
>>531723829It was a week ago
>>531724198*barely acceptable, risque, offensive, shocking, etc.
>>531724198>it's not an allusion to loli or anything, unfortunatelyImagine being a roricon in the big 2025
Noelle titty tassles with jinglebells on them.
>>531683259 CHUBBY DEER DETECTED
ACTIVATING JAMAICAN MODE
is toriel chubby or is it just the robe
>>531724581Unfortunately the Christmas theming is something her mom forced on her
To be truer to Noelle the titty tassles should have little figures of Red from the Godzilla Creepypasta hanging on them
>>531724456I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way (Born this way)
Can someone explain why I'm supposed to think Gaster is evil? In UT he was doing some weird experiments but Alphys did worse things than him and she's not even a bad guy, plus Sans is implied to have worked with him or something, right? Am I forgetting something or there's just no reason to treat him as a villain?
Now I know the garbage noise sounds in your phone (and Spamton's) and the shelter, but he's also the voice assisting you, even letting you fight the Knight as many times it takes for you to win so...? I don't know, for me it feels more like Gaster is trying to interfere with DR (hence the sound coming from the dark worlds) while acting as your guide
>>531724820She's actually got a delicate and elegant frame that's hidden under her baggy clothing.
>>531724820she's not chubby, she's morbidly obese
>>531725075water flavored chocolate...
>>531725075>the face Ralsei makes when getting licked
>>531725075tv static and dust flavor....
>>531725078That napstablook looks rancid
>>531725078they got the important details of giving toriel and undyne tiddies
>>531724892>Alphys did worse things than himThe Goners seem way worse off than the Amalgamates, if those were Gaster's doing
My take on the guy is that he likes (Us) but doesn't really care that much about the Undertale and Deltarune characters, he still cheers us on as we fight the Knight during Weird Route and considers the Eggs that seem tied to Kris's backstory an "issue," it's too soon to call him a villain but he's pretty suspicious
>>531716801Susie will color us in
>>531724897draw what you think her body type looks like and ill 3d it
>>531725570weirdly high effort
Kris x Dess
Asriel x Susie
Believe
Whatcha listening to, /utg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfY6MBur31U
>>531725570FRIEND should have a lil scarf
>>531720116If Carol was the Knight she'd draw her sword from a sheath and swoon us at the same time
>>53172615624/7 farting and screaming compilation
>>531725916Noelle will pick purple pubes out of Susie's teeth
>>531724456>The Roricon Knight appeared.
>>531725078that undyne doesn't have to get tiddies and that alphys looks more distressed than anything
the rest are good
chara my wife........ (aged up of course)
>>531726156i was listening to shin megummy tensay 4 music (battle b4 for no particular reason)
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>>531726156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7WtkdLQ6PM
https://x.com/jojoton56/status/1945835405707747563
>>531725638I don't think Gaster gonered them, I think he found them in the dark and they started following him
>>531726490femkris confirmed
>>531725638I don't think Gaster did the goners, specially since Gaster himself became a goner and doesn't seem very pleasant
>>531724892It basically boils down to "Gaster-related stuff is spooky and he's associated with 666, so he's the devil and therefore evil" ignoring the fact that Toby is a SMTfag so he thinks Lucifer is awesome
>>531725570One thing I've noticed, only when Noelle is with Susie does she say Kris's pranks are stupid.
oh no i become gray
now i am become desaturated
>>531724892The only character that isn't a goner that talks about him tells you "beware the man that speaks in hands"
>Battle Against a True Hero and Power of NEO share the same intro, signifying that they're both in their "true forms" to oppose you
>That intro is used in BIG SHOT and BURNING EYES, the themes for the boss fights that are the most tied to Kris as a character and to Weird Route, which ERAM, the boss that also talks about Kris's knife becoming dull from a lack of "play," believes that a part of Kris is enjoying
>In Deltarune, the "true form" leitmotif is thus tied to Kris and signify events involved with Kris's "true form": However, rather than Kris at the peak of what they can be, it's Kris at their absolute worst
Am I on the right track here at all or am I just schizing out
>>531725078Frisk looks sexy
Gaster will become evil in chapter 6 after he fell in his creation. He's still an unfallen angel.
>>531724456Its kodomocon season
>>531726156I feel like post-rock is almost somewhat gote adjacent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8E-cLMiBWM
>>531726892Yakko Warner-ass post
>>531727087Shut up Asriel
>>531726156Thanks for the link, I love that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlWuAarFoFc
I keep on listening to different versions of Black Knife, it started when I realized I was too focused on fighting the Knight at first and couldn't remember the song. Between this and the who knows how many hours spent on the boss fight, the number of times I've listened to it must be high. I like to think it's made me better, since those hours of attempts turned into three tries on my last run.
>>531726768I'm happy I transliterated that wingding text
Asriel is canon short little chubby guy.
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>>531727765Looks like free XP.
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>>531719451im not gay but i absolutely would the muscular tf2s
>>531727031Sounds good to me. It's been added to the file.
>>531727031I think it's just a generic theme of gaining power.
The Mantle fight culminates in MiniKris being able to leave the screen, even beginning to act by himself, the NEO motif is for him.
>song called (You)r Power
>it's just an electric guitar riff
The rhythm minigame was foreshadowed
>>531726156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyVTb-zaZTk
Hand it over, your black knife
Hand it over, your Fave cock.
Hand it over, your hyper realistic Frisk image.
The Roaring Knight BLACKED the fun gang with her Big Black Knife
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>>531727897proofs? me sucking cock does not count as evidence
Give me a handjob, Skooks!
Hand it over, my arm my ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM
>>531727031It's not schizoing but I think it's more about how each boss mirrors the cast and adventure at that moment.
Hand it over, your fat ghetto booty
>>531727031>Kris is the key and center point to all the happeningsCorrect and true
>>531728429ironic homosexuality is still unironic homosexuality
but if this is your way of attention-whoring (see - being a genuine faggot), go on sister.
>the Kris losing his hand stuff is an elaborate reference to a dream a redditor had
BOB YOU FUCKING HACK COME UP WITH PLOT POINTS YOURSELF
>>531728506Summon up the powers of the God Hand.
Krisvolver Ocelot (No Hand)
Kris kissing Susie on the cheek during their climactic fistfight as a human taunt (Kris is pretending to be the Player at this time)
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>>531728861What did Bob do wrong?
>>531728957>Grey Doe cut off Revolving Kristopher's hand
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>>531728856>he doesn't knowlet me introduce you to some numbersfag lore, I HAVE SUCKED BENIS, my bfs benis mind you.
also i think i shouldn't talk too much about this because i got whacked for offtopic last time i did so i'll stop here for now
>>531728861what reddit post?
>KRIS I CAN SEE YOUR EYES FLICKERING AND BURNING YOU LIKE MURDERING PEOPLE YOU KILLED BERDLY YOU SNOWED THE GRAVE YOU LIKE KILLING PEOPLE WITHOUT GAY THE DICK GROWS SOFT
>what the fuck are you talking about i recruited everyone
>>531729184>Grey Doe? You're that Knightja...
>>531729281https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/1ao8d10/had_a_wierd_deltarune_creepypastalike_dream_when/
tumblr, reddit, twitter, why can’t we have any cool dreams about the games?
>>531729603the imagery was already in the game, they were just subconsciously picking up on it. toby copied nothing.
kill Ralsei, give up your items, or have Kris’s arm cut off
>>531729852goon morning fish paste
>>531729397>>what the fuck are you talking about i recruited everyoneThat was all me, baby
>>531729397Kris killed goombas
What would have to happen in a future Deltarune chapter for you to consider it "jumping the shark?".
>>531730140they already jumped it with the Knight
>>531729193who the fuck is numbersfag and why should anyone care about some faggot thinking they must be relevant on an imageboard whose main drawing point is everyone being an anon?
post yourself sucking dick with timestamp or gtfo.
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>>531730229sent, check your DMs
>>531730140If any character I dislike turns out to not be satanically evil for no reason I'll blow up Tobysoft headquarters
>>531730140If it introduced a character that looked just like Asriel. And the character acted like a cutesy doormat. Oh, and if the character's name was an anagram of Asriel's.
>>531708589The beard is his dark world outfit and he will enter the fountain at 5:00
>>531730140A very lame and contrived death/sacrifice scene, going all out on the shipper catering stuff instead of doing something original or subversive with it, Toby getting too comfortable in his mediocrity and giving us another chapter 3 with the exact same plot beats and predictable outcomes. I guess some of this stuff isn't "jumping the shark" but it would make me lose faith in the game anyway
Fave gets sent to the game over rape dungeon.
what if Kris lost his arm in chapter 7 but instead of getting a cool prosthetic darkness arm thing like all the fanart he just bled out and died at the end like a normal fucking human
>>531724892Niggas who never played genocide really seeing the phrase "YOUR POWER" and not knowing the aggressively ominous implications
The fountain closing song is called "your power"
The fountain closing SFX is called "revival"
GRE I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON, I WONDER WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
>>531730672nigga do you expect 16 more fountains
>>531730672Chara is such a cringelord.
>>531730140already jumped the shark with spamton / tenna / knight, depending on who you ask
anything after this is now a recession and is either gonna give Toby a heart disease because now he has to find something even bigger, better, more unique than the previous things, or distract the player enough for them to not notice the cracks in the walls.
if those examples are the highest highs, all he has to do now is to not sink to his lowest low.
speaking of, what even is the lowest low in deltarune? whats some negative criticism of this game? theres always positive feedback, but i never noticed any negativity. maybe i live under a literal rock.
>>531730787Why not?
I think there will definitely be multiple fountains in Chapter 5. There could be even more in the 2 chapters after.
>>531730925Chara is a kid (dead). All kids are cringe, especially the dead ones
>>531730996Chapter 1 maybe hasn't aged so well.
>>531730140It honestly feels hard to think of a situation where Gaster finally shows up in person that *wouldn't* feel like a "jumping the shark" moment, but it's probably going to happen so I guess we'll have to see.
>>531730925She is CUTE!! (and a cringelord)
I failed my first stage of driver's exam. Post angry spamtons.
>>531728027Idle hands, Kris. If you don't finger Noelle, then they're mine
>>531730996Regular ass chapter 3 without doing any of the secrets is a massive low point, even then, the secrets seem really tedious. I don't wanna get S rank on all the stupid minigames or whatever you have to do. Maybe you do live under Iraq because I have complained about this a lot
>>531731297I'm not a fan of chapter 1 either, it's a good enough tutorial for the game but that's it
>>531730996We still haven't fought sans, gaster, the angel, susie
>>531731345Do you know why you failed it? Sorry, I don't have any angry puppets
>>531731232True, but Chara is a MEGA EDGEY cringelord (affectionate).
>>531731127ruining the pacing of the next 3 chapters by shoving 16 dark worlds into them is not worth a 5 minute cutscene of your waifu
Why does Kris like a creepy asshole on purpose?
>>531731389Didnt we fight Susie in Chapter 1? Where you fought both her and Lancer.
>>531731368I read that as "live under tasque". And relax, anon-kun. Not everyone is a regular that sits in this general 24/7 and reads everything someone posts.
>>531731445Two mistakes were allowed to be made.
First one was during one of the three steps, diagonal parking.
Second one was at the end, where the instructor told me to make a stop, and i turned off the engine. That was the mistake. Turning off the fucking engine.
if everyone is happy and alive by the end of the game then i want a refund
>>531731368>I don't wanna get S rank on all the stupid minigames or whatever you have to doAnon it's really not that hard, perhaps a little time consuming if anything but it's not too complicated of a thing, you even have the safety net of being able to buy S rank if you don't wanna redo the whole thing
fave practices fortune telling but only gives out shitty fortunes to people and telling them their gonna fall down the stairs or some shit
>>531731747but then not everyone is happy, because youre not happy, therefore making your statement false, and you wouldnt get your refund.
your logic is flawed
>>531731747wish granted now (You) will die
>>531730996I hated Chapter 1 so much that I looked back on Undertale and wondered if it was a series of extremely lucky flukes.
Fish I wish
>>531729852Good afternoon
>>531697624mike gone wild
>>531730996I hated Chapter 1 so much that I went to the library and read Lucky Luke.
>>531731575It’s a cope for being adopted and not being a monster
>>531731323>honestly feels hard to think of a situation where Gaster finally shows up in person that *wouldn't* feel like a "jumping the shark" momentThat's not toby's fault, that's 10 years of fanon around a barely existent character.
>>531727031Eram is NIGHTMARE. which is probably Kris' Ice-E box mask with burning eyes. Probably also the reason the Pizza place is under construction for new SIGNAG'E'
I was extremely satisfied with chapters 3 and 4 and I'm sure that 5 and up will also be very good
>>531727765 Take his hand?
[_] Yes
[_] No
Fave can't draw anatomy all that well but can draw a hyper realistic penis exceptionally well for some reason.
>>531730140If they make you party up with noelle/susie and you have to watch them flirting while you battle
Also ralsei isn't there for some reason
>>531732243Oops, didn't mean to reply.
Oh well, enjoy the free (You).
>>531732290eram is friend/knight, you're overcomplicating it
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>>531715109>i might not have an argument, but have you considered that if i pretend you're some the same person as the random sperg i saw on twitter yesterday you're actually a HUGE hypocrite!!!
>>531729773Kris if Gregor
>>531732246I think it could work in a flashback context OR a parallel thing, like we're going through a dark world and end up in an area where reality is breaking and we get a glimpse of gaster when another fountain is openedd
What's so terrible about chapter 3 for people to say it jumped the shark?
SANS
WHO THE HELL IS THIS "FAVE" THAT EVERYONE IS MENTIONING?!?!!
THEY'RE NOT IN SNOWDIN, I NEVER HEARD OF THEM IN THE WATERFALLS, AND HOTLAND DOESNT HAVE THEIR ROOM EITHER
AND MOVE YOUR DAMN SOCK TO YOUR ROOM ALREADY!!!
>>531730140if the main game is incomprehensible or obviously lacking, if you didn't 100% total the schizobossroute.
>>531732693Didn't perfectly align with their headcanons, that's literally it
>>531731629Oh, I'm sorry anon, but it's a good thing you know where you failed so you can do the exam again and not repeat those mistakes. I'm sure it will go better next time.
If you wanna laugh at something stupid to feel better, my uncle got his car crashed yesterday as he was about to get into the driveway, other dude looked highly irresponsible and was prolly drunk and didn't have a license which is why he crashed my uncle in the first place, and instead of getting money out of the dude to be able to fix the fucking car, he just let guy go because he was afraid of the whole legal process if the authorities did come investigate or whatever. If someone ever crashes you in the future please don't be this retarded.
Sharing with you the quickest Spamtong I could find in my folder
did u know undertale?
mike is short for michael
>>531732693people think it was too early for the knight to show up and be 'beatable', that it weakens the character's mystique
>>531732693It was a normal chapter with a Dark World adventure and tons of Kris information that you have to actually be able to read to understand instead of opening with every plot reveal in Simple English Wikipedia format and confirmation that your favorite ship is canon
>>531732693going off the amount of complaints of 'not enough new characters' i've seen here, not enough sweet cap'n cakes
>>531732660You're opersting under fanonshit again. Gaster was just a normal person before he died. We will see normal gaster. We will learn who he was and what happened.
reminder that (you)r vessel has a personality and consciousness of its own
>>531732368This checks out
>>531732992ending so terrible Temmie plunges a stake into Toby's chest followed by the rest of the team and they all get locked in a hyperbolic time chamber
stories that take this long never have good endings
>Susie is pissed off and stressed out and reverts a little to her chapter 1 self for chapter 5
>Even snaps at Lancer because she's not in the mood for his antics
>>531733137Thats what I want, I want us to either see him from someone else's recount or for us to see the entry 17 moment from an outside perspective
>>531732693didn't have Mike "Rook" Phone the irredeemable mob boss antagonist and his lowly servant Legally Distinct Woody the Gaster Follower as antagonists
>>531731785I checked out the millisecond I saw that there was a second 8-bit section, the only information about chapter 3 that I've retained is the bare minimum required to beat it
>>531732946tf your uncle keep in his car that he was worried about the authorities?
Kris is the penultimate fight in Deltarune.
Kris dies.
Dess is the final boss of Deltarune.
Dess dies.
Suselle is the endgame pairing.
>>531733107I FUCKING LOVE SWEET BRAP'N CAKES
Fave accidentally causes the next great Cambodian famine.
>>531732693The purple ero dragon didn’t show up and everyone feels BLUEBALLED
>>531733418i dont think toby will go full game of thrones
>>531733705>Kris dies.No they don't, they turn against Dess after being taught FRIENDSHIP
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Cowboy Tenna is so hot
>>531733784This is the first legit understandable complaint I've seen. The one thing that didn't become a darkner. Damn it.
>>531731747You can always play the route clearly flagged as the unhappy bad ending route
>>531733742I thought K_K is a woman and the chest is supposed to be a pair of tits.
Oh well, a man can dream.
>>531732820this already happens in ch4. If you don't do the Gerson stuff the ending and Susie's emotional arc with the zombie kind of makes no sense
>>531732346I'm forced to select a secret third option: flee.
>>531733705>tfw this will legit end up being Kris' story, only with a couple days of experiencing what having friends again feels like before promptly being killed by them
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where is the bread? where is the cake?
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>>531733578You missed out on the best comfy main cast interactions in the game because you were mad at having to actually play a video game
>>531734194It's a little early for a new bread
If this one's stale we can make french toast
>>531733939ah shit does it?
i didn't do the seekrit fight but i thought she was just unsettled about having brought back a zombie instead of her friend. was there more to it?
>>531731368>>531733578NGL, this is some of the most bitch-made complaining I've seen about the game.
Getting S-ranks isn't even hard if you try in the slightest, I got every single one of them on the first try and I didn't even play the Susiezilla game well at all and suck at Guitar Hero.
>>531734289>Ralsei looks at the player, afraid we somehow pulled a snowgrave and are controlling Susie>Totally unaware our real target is NoelleKino
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Father /utg/, I yearn for Fave posterior.
>>531733705Susie is Gaster's daughter and becomes the new game creator after fighting WD, and ultimately mercying him and he gives up on the pacifist ending
Are fanmade schizobosses going to dry out now that the pattern ended up only lasting for the first two chapters
>>531734289I liked the character interactions but the gameplay itself is still tedious and not a challenge in any sense of the word, you presumptuous fuck
>>531734452I got S-rank in the cooking minigame on my first try, I just didn't feel like repeating the minigames. And why would I, I'm not gonna try to unlock all the secrets on my first try on the day the game is out. You fucking fuck
FRIEND wants Noelle and Kris to get closer together again. All the schizogrooming was part of the plan.
>>531733687Nothing, he doesn't even drink, but he pussied out from calling the authorities because "MUH LICENSE PLATES" were gonna be confiscated or something and then he might've had to pay a $6 uber the next day to get to work, and he also got told by his drunk dad to not do it because going to court would've been awful and not worth it (uncle even had 3 witnesses on his side) and my uncle lacks a fucking spine to make his own decisions.
It's just retards being retards. Deserved what happened because it's extremely funny to watch and both had to learn a lesson after they came back home empty-handed and got made fun of by everyone for being retarded. Watching them mald over who was gonna cover the cost for each thing was highly amusing.
>>531734835Nah, but people shouldn't make Spamton clones
>>531734865>ralseifaggot is both a faggot and a casualno one could have predicted this
>>531735168>Chronic complainer is too scared to post his faveI did predict this
>>531734865This is one of the most non-reasons to complain about a game I've ever seen
>>531734835I think it's a bit too early to tell but probably not, if anything I think it went to show that secret bosses didn't exactly have to follow any specific rules.
>>531734037It's super effective!
And extremely unexpected!
Honestly, he's utterly flabbergasted
>>531735312It's obviously noelle dumbass
>>531733705This except no-one dies and Kris fucks Dess instead
>>531735603>"Susie, I need your help. How do I sillymax?">"...What?"
>>531734147that comic's kind of dumb. half the time the hero is also bullied and misunderstood, but chose a better path
i'd post a gerson picture but i don't have one.
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME THE WAY I WANT YOU TO AAAAAAAA
take a chill pill, let people be different, no need to police everything you see, you unfun fuck.
>>531735407>This part of the game is very tedious and boring>lmao why are you complaining???????? what's wrong with that??????????????????????
the mike minigames are practice for FRIEND's fight
>>531733418It's not the story that's taking a long time, it's the format
>>531735958>the person this reply is talking about was bitching about how he wasn't having fun
>>531735937>half the timeAnd that comic is obviously talking about the other half, considering you can clearly see the hero's foot in the first panel.
>>531734865>Chapter with the Knight fight>Not a challengeIt's bait
>>531733912It was a Darkner, but it's too ashamed to show itself in public so it didn't sign onto Tenna's contract.
>>531736216i literally cant think of anything in the last 10 years that's like that
>>531736032>This part of the game is very tedious and boringI don't think I've seen a single other person complain about the 8 bit sections of chapter 3
Besides that one youtube retard who was just blatantly engagement baiting
>Toby forgot how Jockington is supposed to talk so hard people think he's a Goner
>>531704109Stupidest post I've seen the entire time here, since the new chapters came out.
>>531736129so what if he wasn't having fun, we dont have to lick toby's sack for every little thing he does
>>531736241tenna wouldn't approve of it if it's not family friendly
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I'm sorry about the pipes
>>531736412toby is a fucking hack and I bitch about him all the time, dumbass
I'm not going to clap like a seal for some retard who spited himself out of a fun experience
>>531734147>I'm bullied and misunderstoodO-Only five free hot chocolates per day? AIIIIIEEEEEEE EVERYONE HATES ME I'M SUCH AN OUTCAST
>>531736320It is weird he went from talking like he was a dumb jock to talking like he has a traumatic brain injury and can barely string words together
>>531736320doesn't he type like that in the sweepstakes blogs
>>531736234I was specifically talking about the second 8-bit section you illiterate
>>531736269I hope you're not trying to pass that off as a legitimate counter-argument, if that's what you're doing then I feel very sorry for you
>>531736254Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail's Zoraal Ja is the most recent case I can think of. Minus the "bullied" part, he just never got any love from his family.
>>531736571>if that's what you're doing then I feel very sorry for youbro how the fuck are you this emotionally invested in this conversation lmao?
>>531736439Hardened Tenna static shid
>>531734865>the day the game is outIt's been over a month you whiny faggot
what if papyrus still thinks he's in undertale and sans keeps making excuses for why he can't go outside
>YOUR SISTER RAPED ME NOELLE
>Fahahahaha you probably deserved it you jerk
>>531736713I wish I didn't know how to read
>>531736764noelle's the type of chick to ask "did it feel good though?"
>>531736671>>531736715>Sperging out at me instead of offering any sort of counter argumentYou already lost. The 8-bit section is ass. Eat my ass
how will the chapter 5 schizoboss break tradition you think
>>531736843Damn, I can actually completely see it.
>>531736614ah i don't play that sort of game. fair enough
>>531736550has that been happening to that one almost-goner, the green one?
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>>531736884>Eat my assokay, bend over
>>531736896it will be a lightner
Anyone got a copy of that "breathe bro breathe" knight meme?
>>531736320People talk about Jockington, but Catdad also got more retarded between chapters
>We are crunching bones!! We are feminests!!
>>531736896it will be an undertale character, maybe one we fought before.
i liked someone's sans suggestion
>>531736320Jockington is trying too hard to match Catti’s speaking pattern and it’s literally killing him
>>531736896It'll be a required fight. It will be how you are supposed to learn about schizobosses and shadow crystals
>>531736990I knew I could always count on you, numbers. Bad pun unintended
>>531736843>>531736918Kris crying at the flashbacks and suddenly
>"Well, look on the bright side Kris. It must have felt good, right?">(Kris please get the memo, don't make this date any more awkward... it's already nearly ruined!)
Ralsei's ass tastes like marshmallows and fairy dust that might be carcinogenic.
>>531736896It will be a reverse schizo boss situation. Instead of some freak screaming at you about something, (you) will be screaming at them
>>531736990>the suselle shill is also a ralsei fagthe writers of this show are hacks
Susie's future prospects are as follows
>Therapist (will require a college education which is very unlikely)
>TV repair
>Unemployable daughter-in-law
All in all not that bad
>>531736929>ah i don't play that sort of game.And you shouldn't, that story was wayyyy more terrible than my brief line even implies. I've never seen such an ass cast of characters. Or such a quick and hard fall from grace for an mmo.
>>531737360people have been gooning to roaring knight for NOTHING???
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>>531737159we really did a... number on those guys huh, they outnumbered us, but we can be counted on to win everytime, also 2+2=4
>>531737256>Ralsei: I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE>Papyrus: I am literally just a skeleton :-D
>>531737126I think that was originally supposed to be Gerson considering that there was a scrapped prophecy screen about the hammer. I wonder why they decided to cut that and make him optional.
>>531737376She's already demonstrated a certain knack for repairs and now that she knows random items can be people she's got all the investment and motivation she could have. She'll be fine.
goners are aliens ending because toby is jap
>>531737439nah, not a real schizo boss
>>531736896You must be defeated by them if you want to get the crystal
>>531737376Susie is a woman. She'll be fine.
>>531737360I feel like if female schizoboss happened, after the obligatory first month of coomers losing their shit over her she's gonna end up basically forgotten
>>531735535I will return, hand him a little care package with some cookies and dehydrated fruit, and flee again.
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ok something sus-gaster related is happening at Holiday's mansion
>>531703986How nice of Kris to not leave her by herself. That's dangerous!
>>531737817what if she's vriska?
>>531737939There is nothing wrong with the holiday mansion, nothing at all. Stop being paranoid
>>531737798an ugly woman. she's fucked.
>>531738087we already have a vriska (kris)
>>531736742Could be but "The place where it rained(past tense)" more or less confirms Deltarune happens first.
>>531738161damn that's why kris deserves correction
>>531737939My running theory is that snd_smile isn't a Gaster sound per se it's just the background noise of where Gaster was stuck which also happens to be connected to the Shelter and I guess the Holiday mansion basement and desk fan
>>531737817i think to have legs the character would need to be a girlfailure of some kind
>>531737817Depends heavily on her design and personality. Toby could hit the sweet spot that creates Fave Madness even with the woman debuff.
>>531737817The best way to approach this is just make it Maddie and she acts like a completely deranged flirt to Asgore ruining any chances of his marriage coming back together and making EVERYTHING extremely awkward
the straighs and the lesbians fighting for whom is the female schizoboss.
>>531737376>TV repairBut that was in the dark world and she also got help from the TV World darkners, who would know better about how to fix Tenna than she would
Irl she would open a CRT then turn into fried crocodile after fucking around and touching every component within reach because she wouldn't even know CRTs hold deadly charges
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HEARTACHE BY THE NUMBERS
MEANWHILE IN TOBY FOX'S SECRET UNDERGROUND ANTARCTIC BASE...
>>5317368963 part fight because muh 3s and you have to win all of them first try
I would fuck anyone and anything from this game on two, four, six, eight or no legs
>>531738882congrats you are being set up with diapsguy
>>531738478>Kris Noelle and Susie having a fun yet awkward time together at the festival>Asgore and Toriel's divorce and Kris's broken household becomes front and center for everyone to viewHow would kris not kill themselves here, realistically?
>>531738789*Airwaves on full blast in the dev dungeon*
>>531738789[Spotlight. A lone figure sits at a piano in darkness. He swivels slowly in his chair, grinning.]
TOBY FOX:
Ah… the silence.
Not the silence of peace—no. The silence of waiting.
Tick, tock, little fans… tick, tock.
Do you feel it?
That gnawing hunger…
That desperate itch in your bones…
The need to know when the next chapter arrives?
[He stands. Dramatic thunder crash.]
I could finish it. I could. The code lies dormant, the sprites half-birthed, the story coiled like a serpent beneath my fingertips…
But why rush… such beautiful agony?
You scream, “WHERE’S DELTARUNE CHAPTER FIVE?!”
And I—
I sip from a chalice carved of your Reddit threads and Twitter polls.
I dine on Discord speculation.
Your fan theories are my hors d'oeuvres.
Your suffering? A symphony.
I am not merely a developer.
I am a composer—
And your cries are in C minor.
[He flicks a switch. MIDI horror music plays faintly.]
Oh, how I revel in your timelines!
Your countdowns! Your desperate analyses of obscure dialogue from Chapter Three!
“Is the Spamton sweepstakes a clue?”
“Does the merch store restock mean something?!”
[He leans in.]
It means nothing.
Or perhaps… it means everything.
I could drop a trailer tomorrow.
I could vanish for five years.
I could tweet a picture of a dog in a top hat, and you’d write essays about its narrative symbolism.
[Pause. He smiles.]
It’s not cruelty. No, no.
It’s foreplay.
Because when it does arrive—
When that long-awaited chapter drops from the heavens like a gift from a twisted god…
You’ll open it with trembling hands.
And you’ll thank me.
[He turns back to the piano, fingers dancing on the keys.]
After all…
What is joy, if not sharpened by suffering?
>>531738478unironically i do think maddie will have something to do if the 'mettaton is in league with gaster' schizo is real, because toby will want a positive representation of transes and also to sell more cute kitty cat merch.
also she has an alter ego that can turn grey? that's gonery or some shit right.
>>531737360Toby Fox give me a violently insane woman and my life is yours.
Please. The lesbians would love it. You wouldn't want to disappoint the lesbians, Toby?
>>531739090Right here
*does the ok symbol over my dick*
>>531739052>How would kris not kill themselves here, realistically?Susie.
Ready to see every lightner darkworld design in ch5?
>>531738789>*A small white dog sleeps in top of a computer.... Perhaps he'll wake up in a year or so.
>>531739205>Toriel trying to use sans to get back at Asgore and sans just fucks off not wanting to be part of this>Asgore trying to win Toriel back and Maddie attaching herself to him like glue complicating everythingPink and Gold...
>>531738586Can doesn't mean will, Ralsei.
Why did toby make all the robots trans?
>>531739052*SOUL shines brightly*
Not until we see all the content, Kris
>>531737482why would goatboy yell at boneboy
>>531739586trans(humanism)
>>531739352>>531739587Susie slapping away the loaded gun from Kris's mouth and trying to get them away from the divorce saga...
deltarune if it wasnt fucking dogshit
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>>531739052(I) won’t let them
there's a fucking loud ass vent in my room that has been going off 24/7 for the past month i hate it so much it's so fucking loud not even headphones block the sound at all
>>531739412i want it so fucking bad.
>>531739586sweet cup and capes isn't enough for you bigots?
maddie isn't even a robot she's a human bone-filled jerkoff doll. well, probably not the bones. but you never know
Jevil is probaly one of the most annoying bosses as a pacifist player.
If you try to heal you basicly miss out a turn of progress and theres the risk of his next attack destroying all healing you did.
Yeah the roaring knight is harder but you can progress every turn if you dont play dumb
>>531735937They should play uhhhhhhh Tales of Symphonia or something idk
>>531739885You now recall that realistic wooden skeleton furry doll
>>531739976Sounds… familiar.
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>>531739459kris just can't stop losing
>>531739804anons in this general want to fuck these two creatures
>>531739286Forgoing any real idea of what possible Schizo we're getting.
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>>531739286what if schizoboss is the blue flower
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>>531740498She learns from the master
>>531740498MY NAME IS DRAGON HEERO
AND I LIKE TO SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531740498>explodes TNT crate and plays didgeridoo into heaven
>>531736896The main boss becomes the schizoboss when certain requirements are met. This would be Asgore in Chapter 5's case, but I'm not sure if Toby would give the superboss treatment to a character who was already the neutral route's penultimate fight in Undertale. But I do think this idea would work well as a sendoff to the Shadow Crystal bosses, giving the schizo such an important role, since the Chapter 5 one will be the last. I don't know how you'd get Asgore to this point, maybe you get Friend to manipulate him or something.
>>531740476GOD. saved, thanks anon
>>531740214>americanI think I'm gonna throw up
>>531737873Now he's also completely swept off his feet!
I mean, of course it's better. But boy, his feelings are quite complicated right now
>>531739976Use pirouette dude
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