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i'm already tired of URA
give me Aoharu Hai and the NPC death squad
Youโre a damn liar if you say you wouldnโt fuck Vodkaโs brains out
Here's the trainer love tierlist by some chink
Y axis is how much they love you
X axis is how clingy they are
>>531811341w-why is Falcon a giant meme picture....
im still misreading mlb as major league baseball
i dont know what it actually means
>>531811341when is bro getting added to global
>>531811372French horse would have a burka
>>531811341like a previous anon said, only the extremes are accurate
everyone else is clustered around the top-left corner
Friendly reminder that I will save Happy Meek from Aoi
>>531811341>almost 30 umas thirstier than Mayanohmm somehow I doubt the accuracy
>>531811463Max Limit Break
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Do you have a Favorite Triple Crown?
>>531811569what about the new JP horses?
Had this thought but I wonder what the significance is when an Uma musume wraps her tail around your hand/wrist. Is that above kissing or something far more intimate that it eclipses everything else.
>>531811341nice, my wife is still relatively strong
>>531811673Yeah going need to see some proofs for that claim
my friend gave me his spare account on phone, if I pick it up on Steam will I lose the currency or anything and can I swap between phone and steam freely?
I want to use my own account but the only 3 SSR I have is El Condor Pasa Support x3
>>531811341>nattie and matikanefukukitaru are more thirsty than mayahuh?
>>531811795Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, Belmont Stakes.
The only triple crown that matters
>>531811804top-left-most square
Do the skills ever get more interesting than
>Increase your speed in the last part of the race in X situation
>>531811495>tfw nobody got your pun
go get em labcoat enjoyers
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>>531811849>>531811673One of the new horses is literally called "Loves only you" so mayano got lovecrept
>>531811887Paid carats don't transfer
Is there a guide to how Clubs work? Is there some kind of reward for having active members? I know certain Clubs have fan count requirements, so I assume it ties in somehow to their function. Should I be picky about joining one that has other insane spark grinders such as myself?
>>531811912this but the original triple crown, 2000 Guineas, Epsom Derby and St Ledger
>>531811958In two years youโll get a skill that mitigates everyoneโs distance rank by what position theyโre in
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Is this okay for a Long Late Surger or should I still take Kita friend support?
>>531811445Expert romance fumbler.
>>531812128weebs translate
>>531811341i don't get it i can't into graphs
https://x.com/ashikura_horse/status/1946038983273939016
>goes to get food
>comes back to look at you
what a well mannered horse
>Place Top 3 in Hanshun Daishoten in Career.
These New Trainer missions are brutal
>>531812006that's fine, but 30 above her seems like author's bias/poor tier building.
>>531811108 (OP)I am going to flick NTR's forehead
>>531811445Falcon loves you since you're her first fan but she's not the smartest falcon
>>531812120get a strength instead of rice
>>531812012oh... how does that work if I buy Carats on Steam? If I swap to the phone I will have 0 Paid Carats but if I switch back can I access them on PC or do they get wiped out from the transfer process?
>>531811958vampire rice has a skill that mass-drains stamina to refill her own
>>531812120When we say your support slot is locked to Kitasan MLB we actually mean it.
It is going to be Kitasan for 1.5 years, permanently. On every horse, on every deck.
Also remove the rice shower, its shit, use another stam card
>>531811341Also it's not up to date, there's been more (you)ma since then.
>your Uma
>the song she sings at karaoke
I love Taiki Shuttle so much
Fun uma facts (for raping your trainer)
>>531811341Mayano should be minimum T0
Need a good sprinter I can enter in The Everest. Daddy needs some money.
what is the best horse to save for
>>531812247You can only spend carats on the platform you bought them on.
>>531812363Any notable ones? Who's that in your pic?
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>>531812229>>531812287Do I need as many stam legacies as I can get then?
Bwos... That was pure kinema...
>>531811341Mejiro Ardan is THAT horny?
>>531811341>Scarlet in T3I won't even bother looking the rest
>>531812531stam or power yes
>>531812375>Kawakami Princess>30 minute precure medley
>>531812652Scarlet has a LOOOOOOT of content with Vodka
4 strength 4 stam leather belt
>>531812057club ranking is determined by fans
ideally a nice club is one active, because trading shoes gives you club points that you can use in shop
https://rentry.org/umaclubs
Which are the two most useful wit cards here?
Since I can't borrow a MLB FM anymore I don't see too many reasons to keep adding it, especially at 0LB
>>531812609All Mejiros lust for trainer cock. The bloodline must continue
>>531812608So many highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVAN4QWBTg
I'll take 4 movies like that please
>Ok one final use of my 9* stamina friend, time to try to get a good King
>constant mood downs
>fails 8% training (double speed rainbow)
>migrane mood drop but thankfully no condition
>fails 12% training during summer (double speed rainbow, plus 2 other uma and the reporter)
>gets practice poor
>takes 3 damn turns to fix
>this was after 3 turns of summer with no rainbows by the way
>immediately gets slacker
>wasn't fixed after 2 turns
>it's the end of the classic year and my highest stat is 450
I love it.
I love losing a support use to this kind of rng hell. Especially one I fucking need because I can't get a 3* stamina of my own.
>>531812375>Oguri>her hometown bon dance song
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>>531812664This is what I currently have. Ditch speed and get more stam you reckon?
>>531812375BLOOD SUGAR BABY
SHE MAGIK
SEX MAGIK
SEX MAGIK
Did it get fixed in the other servers or are we going to experience the most miserable career experience in uma's lifetime
>>531812787who adds clubs here? surely it's not freely editable
>>531811341I'll take these. Thank you very many
>>531812797Marvelous Sunday, her hit frequency is like Kitasan black but wits.
>>531812839It made me feel really hopeful and to keep trying, it also made me tear up a bit, it's pathetic but it was good...
>>531812787Is the ranking determined by fans gained since entering the club? Or total fans of all the members currently present?
>>531812869that works
just go for it, 1* guts awaits you
>>531812839Tachyon really carried this movie, Pokke kept trying to bring it down to the mud.
>I can't believe Mayano gets lovecrept
>Meanwhile in the JP server
I am a noob how the heck do I get higher ranked umas I keep ending with C+ or B
It's hard to find time for other games when you're on a gacha bender.
>>531811341fine motion is a psycho? I thought she was a normal and sweet girl...
>>531813047That should be makuweeen
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1m3gqso/lets_share_tips_tricks/
Lots of obscure mechanics in this thread.
>>531813047Golshi would be doing the stucking
>>531812404Mmm, I think I'll roll for Kawakami Princess
>>531813193Cards, sparks, abilities, luck.
>>531812375Oh, I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Give me a sign
Why? Cuz it just came up in spotify, that's all.
>>531813261>overpassI wouldn't even accept their party invite
>>531813047macqueen is the one getting her stuck (kachow)
>>531813347ah geez, teio got all sweaty again, guess I'll have to help clean her up...
>finally get a reroll account i'm happy with
>start doing stuff
>struck with the realization that i'll have to do all that bullshit from the first few weeks AGAIN
man
>>531813193Support cards and sparks. Fast track it by grabbing some good friends and borrowing Kitasan black and some 9 spark uma.
Limit break your deck as much as you can and level the cards up asap
which season has the most Top Gun?
>>531813665>he fell for it kek
>>531811341I'll take this swan home with me. You fags can fight for the rest
everyone with an absurd amount of clocks either isn't playing this game or enjoys wasting their tp on failed runs.
>>531813193high level support cards
9* sparks parents
having luck to get a lot of rainbows
do some extra g1 races to get skill points and buy skills
>>531812404>200kg deadliftpretty weak
>450 leg pressabove average
>120 squataverage
nips suck at lifting weight
Is it possible to play both JP and global on my phone? Anyone has experience?
>>531813962Post more or I'm going to think Stay Gold is a pedo.
>Qatar
France is so fucking cooked
My LB2 kita reroll got another kita on the way to spark
I'm so happy bros I think I'm going to cry
What decks should I run for different tracks/lengths with these? I have no idea what's good or works together.
>>531813962"UUUUUOOOOOOHHHH ToT" ?
>>531812375>El Condor Pasa>any tenacious d song
>>531813858it's pretty easy to train well enough that clocks are basically unnecessary anon
>>531813748just watch this instead.
>>531814095Is that for next year?
Injecting things into people without their consent is a crime, Tachyon.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Does the 7.5 Carat pack for $70 reset monthly?
>>531814146I will now roll for Stay Gold.
>>524354428Hey, if you're here just wanted to let you know that I've registered for the new season
>>531813962>Stay gold is a shorta
>>531811341Wait Taiki in tier 2? I don't remember there being any romantic vibes in her career.
>>531813874none of those are average, maybe the 120 squat. But it would be average for some fit dudes. Not your average person.
If we consider the uma girls = irl horses, then yes. The numbers are pretty fucking low lmao.
>>531811715MLB is 4 though, or ๅฎๅธ
>>531811341The list itself is missing every newma from Rhein Kraft to present.
>>531812456Pic is part of the newest batch of new umas. I have to dig a full list somewhere.
>>531814215This is parental abuse
>>531814328ah i meant average to a male who spent a month in the gym and wasnt some malnourished african kid
i think my mom can dl 200
I donโt feel so good anymore bros
https://x.com/pinknishii/status/1946276738566070713?s=46&t=NrOL9ErNxL3qSy9yPwlb3A
>>531814183just saw a whale with good stats triple clock to get through ura. so whatever gaslighting cope you want to write just falls on deaf ears.
>>531814130https://youtu.be/uxlwODSFdiA?si=2O_GgUQ5ig72Bo6u
You watch this
You can drop 1 speed for 1 wit for consistency
>>531812925> Neo UniverseUnless you're an Italian manlet, no way in hell you can get her
>>531813760actually, going through the early stuff and crushing it with better knowledge and significantly better cards is kinda fun
it's just like my regression manhwas
>>531813874>four of me deadlift>nine of me leg press>one and a half almost of me squatNot that I've ever tested how much I can lift but surely for a human that's a lot.
>>531814434we lost deep impact because of this
>knows nothing about JRA lore
why is there a mexican hors in nip game?
>>531814356>Pic is part of the newest batch of new umas. I have to dig a full list somewhere.Yeah but do they do something important or do they have horny moments like Mayano or the Mejiros?
>>531814521I haven't used one in over 7 runs or so and I have shitter cards
>>531812456This batch of mares, they are simply made for (You)
>always losing against bakushins on sprint TT
>add a runner with front runner debuffs
>start winning every single match
Bakushin this you fucking retard
>>531814431post body and your deck
>>531814095bro it's been sponsored by them since 2008
>>531814472Because of this.
>>531814434bros my wife is cheating...
>>531812797dai and tach simply because they are mlb. its a big dif, especially because every level improves their stats
>>531814605> see Blastthat's a dog
>>531814285no, he's just a horslet
most of his kids are as well, except for golshi, feno and oju chosan
>>531814497>teio in a suiti didnt know i needed this
How much stamina does urara need in pvp? She's constantly losing in dirt races.
>>531814665>gone wit the windi kneel
What do you think about this uma?
>>531814598spamming the same sprinter over and over is different from playing the whole game over the course of a month. .
>>531812841I really hate the RNG seed. Was running Top Gun yesterday, it went smooth without a problem. Today's career has been nothing but constant mood down, failed training at sub 10%, event penalties fucking me in the ass, friend training not appearing as frequent as it did. Fucking kusoge
>>531814434good thing it didn't end like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
what they were thinking..........
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Imagine the bottom half of an uma musumeโs body. Those legs must feel so nice. I wonder what oneโs tail smells like.
Hypothetically. In minecraft.
>>531814789She seems like the perfect blend of cute and lewd
>everyone opening 200+ support to get nothing
>me opening 1 to get satono
>only have 55 support cards
eh, could have been kitasan black but im not crying, unlike some whales
>>531814790it's been multiple different umas and none were sprinters lol
>>531814472early franchise weirdness
they've been slowly bringing dasca and vodka more in line with their real world counterparts
>>531813858URA Finale is a very easy scenario once you have good sparks and cards. I play 2 campaigns a day and only ever need to use my daily free clock.
>>531814521Either bad luck or a skill issue.
How long can I run filler horses in pvp before I never win again?
>>531814789the perfect horse doesn't exis-
>>531814790anon, i haven't whaled at all, ive barely used clocks in my last 50 careers and ive A ranked 20 umas. Skill issue, bud. I use dif uma every career
>>531814746Dirt is considered Mile so 600 stam + 1 gold should be enough (supposing you're running her as pace chaser), maybe add 50-80 more in case you're running against someone with stamina debuffs.
>>531814810It's insane. I get some bad luck, a 10% chance is going to happen 1 in 10 times after all, but it's always a cascade.
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>>531812797nice natie: good for roaming wit as a mini rainbow due to training effectiveness while having 0 specialty prio
agnes: good wit max because of specialty prio, good medium skills
mejiro dober: roaming wit (same reasoning as , acceptable skills
matikane: skills are great for restoring stamina, good wit max card because of specialty prio
marvelous sunday: okay skills, great for wit maxxing with high initial wit and mood effect but you need to have her at MLB
Fuji Kiseki is kind of mid sadly
>>531814540I watched it, I have a general idea of what the deck should look like now but not which cards are good for what slot.
Why do they make Winning Ticket so difficult and she has to fucking cry when she loses?
>>531814979> I play 2 campaigns a daytry doing it 15 times to clear the event and see if your clock ratio is still positive.
>>531814497boobs too big
into the trash it goes
>>531815120Why do tomboys like her and Meg Ryan have enormous tits?
>>531815140Nyoooo its not my fault I didn't roll for umas, fuck you kitasan brick I didn't even hit lb3...
Nice Nature? More like Nice Bitch.
>>531815118Someone posted a global support card tierlist here
Just follow that, its good enough
>>531815143>he doesn't BAKUSHIN his way through an eventImagine using clocks, coldn't be me
>>531815120Because she becomes losing ticket
>>531814497closeted flatties btfo
MLB Marvelous Sunday or 0LB Fine Motion?
>>531815279Donโt be mean
>>531815120>1 star shitter
Not quite as good as I wanted, had two infirmary visits and a big random loss in a race. But otherwise ok.
>>531814789Dont like the giant tiddy characters so i'll pass
I like characters that focus more on cuteness instead of tits
>>531814497fake teio, real one is the loli in the game
>>531815301But you cant beat Narita, shes destined to lose everything its not fair!
>>531815324Bitch as in (you)r girl...
>>531815368holy based I kneel
>non stop shit runs
>only have c+ umas
>made a deck filled with aggro support cards called evil industry for grins and giggles because i was defeated anyways
>finally won another uma
I don't know how to feel about this
>>531814497this bitch is actually patting her breasts on a suit lmao
>>531815368But sheโs cute with giant tits
i literally don't know how to train properly and only train Speed and power.
How do I build an evil sprinter halo?
How the hell do people constantly max speed. My highest speed horse Had barely over 1000 and IT was bakushin ignoring most other stats
>>531815512Now just replace power with wit and now you're a pro
>>531814665>>531814783>frankly my Uma, I don't give a Musumehow'd they get away with it?
>>531815383> NaritaWhich one??
>>531815143nigga how do you ever need clocks unless you're training king halo
>>531815576TENSHIN! She has Ds in everything no way she could train that well in that time.
Double Turbo made to be dominated by taller Umawifes.
>>531812186you should finish school first lil bwo
Which Uma is the most relatable?
>>531815510She'd go for more "Sexy" than cute. her fanart probably is the same too like that anon that drew her with her gigantic tits out.
That's boring and soulless, give me a character that focuses on cuteness and deep story/lore without her tits stealing the show and everyone's attention.
>>531815567does wit even do anything?
i see people with SS+ wit and always think they are retarded.
but they are the whales with experience anyway
>>531815358>1 star shitterTachyon is better than half the 3* umas.
>>531815667And tongue bath
>>531815645I have to succeed in her URA goals too...
>>531815567>Loses the Arima Kinen every fucking time speedrun
If my only goal right now is solely to get all my girls to three stars so I can see them run in their costumes in career mode, what would be the best way to go about doing that?
>Professor of Curvature triggered twice
What? Skills can trigger twice?
kek I didn't plan to get both banner umas in a single pull but anyway are they any good?
Why did they make Agnes Tachyon a 1 star while making Silence "I can't breed" Suzuka a 3 star uma?
>>531815906pretty terrible, you were scammed
>go through the freebie trainees
>realize special week is the best one for my deck
>don't want to pick the boring main character girl
>get my free 3* trainee ticket
>rolls special week
>she's really strong
>hate every minute of her talking
I got mlb kitasan in 160 rolls. Is there any point going for the last 40?
>>531815906>3 Ryansim so sorry
>>531815760still don't need that much stam, you can look at the TT rankings and see the king halos they have on sprint which are better than mine
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
>>531815906their normal versions are better..
>>531815772only if youre gay...
>>531815784>pre race >get raped by uma for good luck>post race>get raped again for a reward >post concert >forced to princess carry uma back to her dorm
>>531815991nope you won the game
>>531815742>>531815925what does it say about me if I'm split between these two?
>upgrade potential to lvl 3
what's the importance of this? is this beneficial to my main runs or for Legacy shit.
Good job getting boxed in every classics race Natie, I love you.
>>531815906Worse than originals. McLoser's skill depends on you running out of stam
>>531815751Its the a dump stat but when everyone hits 1200 speed and enough stam/power for whatever distance, its the only thing that determines who wins.
>>531816037>forced to princess carry uma back to her dormgiwtwm
>>531815570Mayano does, she has to place 2nd or above for a goal.
>>531816054you want to save a broken girl with no self esteem who is 3 bad days away from killing herself and you
>>531816030Basen dream fulfiller
>>531816012Mine did get to that point because SSR Satono Diamond has the evil skill hints I need and I was using a 9* stam guest legacy.
>>531815906Have fun with them, umadacchi, more hornses is always nice.
Why does Nice Nature have all these mean skills?
>>531816287because she owes me sex
>>531815952OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>>531816030That's pretty sick dude
>>531812797Scarlet is the best SR wit period.
>fail a 3% of failure 3 rainbows speed node
>>531814586Depends on your definition of horny, if you count chasing away every possible suitor via gaslighting, extremely clingy king-knight roleplaying, and being part of a country bumpkin duo trying to make it out in the city, then I have to come up with a tier list somewhere.
>>531816287She's secretly un-nice and un-natural
>>531816259yea you probably really need at least a 9* stam legacy
>>531815906Teio is decent but McQueen has a completely useless skill despite having a cute outfit
>>531816005Literally the best 1* to get dupes of, if you are not buying her shards in Tazuna's shop you're giga bricked.
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My first A rank
>>531816287Based on her seiyuu
>>531815512>and powerngmi
>>531816374What umas do that
>then I have to come up with a tier list somewhere.Time to make one
>>531816030Does she have special scene after completing the race?
>>531814434Was this the reason why Uma now has less yuribait in JP?
>got 5 late starts in a row
>still win all 5
>>531815743You sound just as shallow as the people who love a character solely because they have big tits. Thinking that a character can't be cute and they won't have a focus on story/lore just because they aren't flat is the apex of a skill issue.
Any girls in here right now?
>>531815985she's really bland desu, at least her campaign is decently fun gameplay-wise
>>531816423You can run a B goldship in class 4 pvp and still win most of your long races. You can't really fuck up her unless you went full wit.
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>>531816494Is there a place where I can download set of these pics? I really like them.
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>>531816384I will save you from that loveless marriage rudolph
>>531816537Honestly feels like it doesn't matter too much, if you have good stam and it doesn't cause your frount runner or pace chaser to get boxed by a swarm of feral umas
>>531816597END goldship should have a 1:1 spd/pwr ratio right?
>>531815985kitasan is basically special week but better
Hi, newfag here
Does every horse's racing type (pace, frontrunner etc) autopicked as their best option, or does the game pick poor choices sometimes?
Like, is ogiri cap best in the back and bakushin best as pace?
>>531815985Special Week is a good girl! Please don't be mean to her, please.
>>531816498the issue wasn't really the yuri, it was just originally 80% idolshit and 20% racing and the horse owners were irritated over the lack of focus on racing, it's why the idol stuff now can feel sort of tacked on
>>531816432loved her in Tamayomi
why are some of my unique skills above level 1 on some girls? is it like that for some on default? i don't remember doing anything special with them other than playing career....
Fug I was in the old thread. Got my first A rank somehow. Getting her epithet is going to take a really really long time.
>>531815985It's funny when the IRL Special Week is nothing like the ingame Special Week. Why they made it like that, I don't know.
>>531814689anon, you're meant to advertise your shit with the pixiv filename, not some random shite
>>531816452>Literally a handful of points away from 1100 speedBwo... yuor sparks?
>>531816668Yup, just go wild with stam.
>premium currency only banners in the future one being summer maruzensky
good thing i checked or i would have dumped them into the make debut ones
>>531816545The post asked what I thought and I said what I thought. If their personality is just tits then I'm not interested. You can masturbate to all the sexy characters you want since I don't care what anyone else does but if a character's focus is her tits then I'm not interested even in the slightest.
I prefer the cuter characters as my favorites with the cool ones in 2nd place. Sexy can take a distant third in my books.
>>531816725I guess they needed someone to be the inoffensive mascot girl, it's weird how bland she is considering the very strong writing otherwise
>>531816498One of the reasons desu. The main reason was that they turned it into an idol game and horse owners were not happy
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>>531816632dozo toreina bros
https://mega.nz/folder/CIEhWSCR#TSJlY7SD6vIA1w5zl4WGPA
my favorite is the schizo horse
Bourbon rides cock like a machineโฆ
>people still spamming A rank gets like it's abig achievement when you can witmaxx and buy every skill to inflate your score
so this is how jp nikkis see us discussing the game...
>>531815772Yes, some skills can. Check gametora, any skill with a cooldown can trigger twice depending on the track.
>>531816685Never believe Tazuna and the auto pick feature. They are both retarded even till this day in JP
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>did the needful and rerolled for many kitasans
>Still rolling on her banner
>looks like I'll barely get the spark in time, finishing the job
You know, for "doing everything right" this feels kind of lame to only have the starting horses. I want to roll for a horse...
anybody with mlb super creek
all of them are full on discord
>>531814434...Oguri is still for (you), right?
>>531816675kitasan seems super cute from the event story at least, can't wait to roll her when she shows up
>>531816685You can ignore their recommendations sometimes, but it mostly depends on how you build them too. Like Haru Urara for example has a G in Front but if you throw enough speed and wits at her she will easily win.
>>531816498there were some yuribait events too that made nips go ballistic against cygames
>>531815612how do you still have clocks left after properly training your king halo?
Is it still worth pulling on the KB banner if I'm out of pulls and finished the 200 pity spark just to go for more SRs? I only have LB2 Sweep Tosho.
How come whenever people bring up how shit the Uma Musume gacha system is they bring it up alongside Genshin and not BA whose rates are infinitely worse and also has a spark system?
>>531816912she's not actually schizo and the tulpa is actually real and communicates with you
>>531816994>discordSasuga limbab
>>531816994Look on the bright side, if you don't have a LB3 Kita you won't need to run a SC.
>>531816737it's not mine it's another anon's I just really love almond eye
>>531817106I lost her career one time and won it the next time and that's all the king halo I need
uh.... I don't think I can afforf to buy as many kitasan pulls as I thought haha....
I'm starting to think with all the kitasan worshippers, you were actually WAY better off trying to MLB super creek.
I mean, you already will have a friends list full of 100 kitas...
How likely am I to find an MLB Super Creek if I search through clubs?
>>531816993you don't really have to follow meta to do well, I'm skipping kitasan and still crushing careers
Teio let me massage your feet
>>531817207Just sell some tf2/cs2 cases, bwo...?
>>531817164I have lb3 kita thats why I need it
>>531817146I dont think refreshing recommended is gonna work anon
>>531816725Special Week feels like they really wanted a dumb shounen protagonist to be the safe face of the series and the duty fell to her.
>>531817270damn teio got fat
>>531817191>it's not mineAh, you're THAT guy then. Fair enough.
my first 500k run with Neichan mostly with g1 races
im still training her....
god i love her
>>531817207Our rubles will only continue to drop in value, dogshit country can go to hell for all I care.
>>531816498Nah, there's still lots of yuribait in the anime and with every monthly event in the game. The issue was with the overtly sexual representation of King Kamehameha.
>>531814434Yurikeks won btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XztyaX5KJzA
when are we getting Manhattan Cafe again?
>>531817207>taxdo leafs really...?
>>531817204if I remember well one that happened on 2023, where one mejiro goes on a "date" with other uma, it was also about dancing
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>Pokke beat Stay Gold irl
holy fucking kino
>>531814434>some liberal tranny trying to shit up the pool like the jeets they arewoooooooooow almost like that PV was killed on the spot because it caused a ton of problems which is why the FINAL FUCKING PRODUCT AND THE SHOWS are completely void of the yuri garbage you pathetic nigger shut up you goslin troons
>>531814434Is this how they reproduce?
>every fucking spintard and milelet wants to run long at least once
>not one longfag wants to touch a sprint
are the long races the most prestigious
How do I get 140k monies FAST?
>>531817526>SHOWS are completely void of the yuri garbagelook dude im not a fan of the yuri shit either but you're delusional if you think the any of the seasons were even remotely void of yuri
>got rudolf from the beginner's 3* scout ticket
>then rice from the rookie pack b ticket
>then mcqueen from the 3* scamcha
STOP GIVING ME STAYERS YOU SLANT EYED NIGGERS
Tell me we're gonna get another free 3* ticket in the future so I can effectively use my voucher.
>>531816960>>531817425gotta love the munster
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I feel like I have no fucking idea how this game works
I'm just pumping speed, resting when tired and "common sense" shit like that but I really have no idea what supports are good, what I should focus on outside of careers, what "position" to make my Uma...
Bros I think I'm retarded
>>531817573send your umas up to my room
>>531817573Are you good with your mouth?
>>531817526Wait, that PV got put down?
>>531817075Never happened.
>>531817396>tfw my uma has a legend changer versionfeelsgoodman
>>531816452>Wants to lose the arima kinenJusy say so bro
>>531817207>CanUCK>FUCKING TAXyou failed the birth lottery, you deserve it.
>>531817526it's a lot more arguable with the game but the anime is fucking loaded with yuribait
Stop fucking that green hatted human I need cock trainer-san!
>>531817558yes. all the triple crown races are mediums and longs.
Will club dosh come in before the negro banner ends?
>>531816498Yes, they focused on slice of life yurishit instead of racing.
>>531817648I usually just focus on what I already have As in so if a horse has A in Pace, I keep her around there unless I somehow get an A or S in something else through inspirations.
>>531817648>but I really have no idea what supports are goodthats the intent. It's a huge chore to check anything because everything is buried in at least one sub menu
powercreep like this should not be legal
https://files.catbox.moe/1aderb.mp4
>>531816794that would probably be illegal in europe getting them banned.
>>531814434So that's why Rudolf was so desperate to bring Oguri to tracen...
>>531817648>Says he is stupid>Uses that imageNah, you're just faking it for (You)s.
>>531817785My cute adoptive daughter is NOT for fucking!
That's what my funny wife is for!
So if nips had a meltdown over yurishit then surely the newest horses are for (You) and riding your dick right?
>>531817880specialty priority is at 45 right? So she doesn't have to have max merges right? 3/4?
>>531817376>with every monthly event in the gameYou faggots are no better than the fujoshits when it comes to same sex interactions.
>>531817610
>intro pack and daily carat pack are solid value
>everything else is grossly overpriced
Why does this game hate dolphins?
>>531817981spec prio at 3lb is 40+20. at max lb it's 80+20
>>531817979i urge you to consult the holy bible
>>531811341
>>531817926i think the trainer engaging with their uma with recreational dates is bad and dating tazuna is more appropriate even if she's a co-worker
>>531818072Oh dear, that's a big difference, lol.
>>531818095the newest horses arent there
they're new for a reason
Will it be possible to max Kita after banner?
>>531817979>>531811341>>531814605>>531816374All launch uma got (you)crept so hard including top gun
Oguri Cap has no personality.
>>531816498Early uma musume was kind of all over the place. There was a period of like 4 years between the project being announced and the game actually coming out.
The concepts and focuses changed around a lot in that time.
>>531817207I may or may not be a professional accountant but if you run a small business which is like 50% of the population you can start a youtube channel for "advertising" purposes and you can upload a few videos regarding your pulls to qualify for a hst itc rebate. If not well set your location to Nunavut it has the lowest digital tax out of all the provinces and steam does not enforce it.
How good is the shake it out recovery skill?
I want my umas to date each other though...
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>>531817692you are right tourist, it was not mejiro, it was sakura chiyono
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I NEED MONIES SO BAD CYGAMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME MORE MONEY I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE HERE
>>531817981yeah but still the jump is so high it makes no sense for example in fgo one extra copy gives you 33% more "ult" power and subsequent ones give you less until a max of 5 copies meanwhile here the good shit is at last
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Would this be a decent deck for a medium pace runner (Teio)? or should I swap the wit card out for another speed?
>only got two kitasan while sparking.
what was the point if i have to borrow it?
>>531818114god forbid you try to date Tazuna when youโre training one of the clingier girls and she caught some feelings
Is super creek good without merges?
(The support)
>>531818257>telling people to set up a YT channel to (kinda, technically?) commit tax fraud>telling people to change to a certain region to dodge taxes...based?
>>531818216Proofs? I need more than a trust me bro
>>531818262>some people reacted negativelywoah yeah really sounds like all the nips went ballistic
which tierlist website is reliable to see what support cards to level up? alternatively how do i learn what skills are best, so i know which one of my existing cards to level up?
post your HARDEST uma edits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DI-8GfxQ2k&list=RD0DI-8GfxQ2k&start_radio=1
>>531818293Impregnation sex with Tamamo
>>531817204the ballroom events are awful yurishit and this pissed nips off
>>531818306>lb2 kitasanbro that card is useless until lb3
Is it worth pulling on the super creek banner without a spark? I need SRs very badly
>>531817065I like her big tits
>>531818413ok tourist, you clearly werent there when it happened
>>531818051isn't this game dolphin friendly due to the daily pack? it's just anti impulefags and whales
I love this secretly clingy woman. Rudolf LOVE
>>531811341>luna that far down>hag right beside herBULL-FUCKING-SHIT!
>b-b-b-butBULLSHIT
>>531818428can't decide whether this is funny as fuck or I'm disappointed at the lack of a full tachyon video
>>531818262Did they replace the event with something else after?
>>531814095There's literally Saudi Arabia Royal Cup in Tokyo kek.
>>531818261I refuse
they all must converge on the trainer
>>531818382Any that don't race on the first day of Summer. You have to waste your very first vacation day of either classic or senior year.
>>531818262>nips>shows gooksRetard.
>seiun next month
How the fuck do I save up 20k carats in less than a month
whats a good amount of fans to have? my club doesn't have a min fan requirement but some of these people have less than 2mil.
>>531818727and gooks have melties more often than poltards
>>531818652Don't believe the gook's lies.
>>531811341>Cocklust Teio THAT low
>>531818262>they shat their diaper over thislol
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>>531818468I'll have lb3 in 1 more pull fortunately.
>>531818419Swap out Manhattan Cafe for Sweep Tosho?
>>531818603THE TRAINER WAS RAPED
>>531818306If you have a good stam spark I'd drop cafe for another speed demon. If you can get 50-60 per inspo 1 stam card can suffice.
>>531818637>brian in aug alreadyffffffffffff-I'm sure it's going to be fine
>boyfag in sep>doto and german in oct>tama in decdamn this shit is filled
>>531818339>when youโre training one of the clingier girls and she caught some feelingsthats most teenagers. once they get crush on someone they're basically fixated on them. if umas had their way you'd have 4 hour phone call events
>>531818382what anon said, just sacrifice 1 day of summer to do it, it's a medium so plenty of umas can do it for free, at least top 3
>>531818603man, getting the onsen ticket is so hard, I barely got two so far
>>531818792The event sounds retarded though, even if it wasn't yuri
So uh
how do I get friends If I don't have a UMB kitasan?
>>531818818Teio has a lot of stuff with kaichou which takes points away from her
A lot of the early umas got paired with another uma while some escaped that fate
Which career gives more long racing shoes?
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>>531818257that sounds smart and good on paper but I am not good at that kind of big picture stuff on account of making a mistake somehow.... I appreciate your help though
I'll just sell my TF2 items to fund Kitasan. I have like 10~ things worth $100+ and haven't played in almost a decade. Kind of got emotional reading the stupid custom blurbs and themes I made for them.
>>531818753You don't. Accelerated schedule means you will never get everything in time.
>>531818473Do you already have a maxxxed KB? I cannot stop getting scarlets and sweeps anytime I pull.
What exactly are we farming these club points for again?
Which Uma's aren't virgins?
>>531811341>Super Creek only in tier T1What the fuck are we getting that tops her?
>>531816753she was my first b rank an uma finale win. No sparks of note at the time.
>>5318187571 finished ura career run is like 250k fans
>>531818932The why is Rudolf ranked higher?
Oh shit, an onsen run
Can't fuck this up
>>531818262Sounds kino, reminds me of that one event in Grub where they just had Cupitan straight up kiss her childhood friend.
>>531818948Yeah I have Kita MLB and Sweep Tosho 2LB, also I don't have a good speed card aside from these two, eishin flash is 1LB
>>531818419I remember seeing an AMV(?) that has clips from all seasons except Cinderella Gray once. It uses the Beginning of a New Era song and it was pretty fire.
>>531818993Because rudolph doesn't reciprocate and go OMG ITS TEIO HI. She instead got stuck as that one horse that makes dad jokes.
won vodka's ura finale first try
her stats were surprisingly good. i've been doing better since i started semi-nrglecting wit and only getting it to 300 by the end
i'll do her optional races later but i dont like her too much. story works better from her pov than daiwa scarlet's though
>>531818903it was, they toned down after that
>>531818993her fixation on rudolf is pretty clearly something rudolf just entertains rather than being interested in
>>531818981ok but not everyone is good enough to clear URA, If you had to give a generous amount what is acceptable for normies that don't poopsock?
My strongest oguri. Is she too stupid to use her skills? She doesn't have that many anyway.
>>531819056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
>>531818993She treats her like a bratty kouhai while super clingy (you)
>>531818757Set a target (ex. top 500 or top 1000) and start culling the shittiest members until you make sure you will stay on that range.
My ultra casual random club that never kicks anyone is 600, so no reason to not aim over that.
>4 turns
>migraine is not gone
WHAT THE FUCK SCARLET YOU BITCH TAKE THE IBUPROFEN AND GET THAT MIGRAINE CURED ALREADY
>welcome home trainer-san! I have dinner almost ready. Go relax a bit before the kids get home.
>>531817526just admit you're gay, brownanon
>>531818953maruzensky probably, just considering
>>531819165Sorry, wrong house.
-closes door-
>>531818846Maybe I should keep her in then, I got access to no decent stam sparks
>>531818428Still my favourite.
https://files.catbox.moe/8kiuv6.mp4
Is go with the flow skill good on a pace racer?
>>531818431specifically Aria
>>531814843>comments are turned offHoly shit, it was that bad
manhattan cafe chan... I need you...
>>531819058>>531818993Rudolf is Just better bwo
question to mlb kitasan black owners
what the fuck do we pick with the half anniversary ticket now? at this rate it should be here in 3/4 months
>"If you MLB kitasan, you can borrow any card!"
>Impossible to find anything MLB other than Fine Motion and Super Creek
Was i lied to?
>skin fang
into the fucking TRASH she goes
>>531818953all the ones I trained
>>531819109Omatsuri Mambo
>>531819092if you're in some rando casual club then why does it matter? if you're wanting to actually be in a competitive club then you'll probably have to jump ship or advocate for the club to start culling.
>>531819351sorry i dont date boys
>>531819241aren't all navigation skills just kinda bad, go with the flow is probably the only race phase where that shit even matters so yeah I guess its good on everyone thats not a front runner.
Teio I will not take your virginity
I'M GONNA CRY AS MUCH AS THIS BITCH DOES IF SHE LOSES THE DERBY GODDAMN IT
>>531818050Many of these umas were bred to each other IRL, and their interactions reflect that.
Does Ryan maintain her unique's acceleration until the end (based) or just at the final corner (useless)?
>>531819351bitch I like horse girls
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FUCK I DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHOOSE
>>531819336>Flesh fang in the anime>Regular fang in the gameI'm not sure who to believe anymore.
>>531818637>Manhattan in November>Tama in DecemberIt's over for me
>>531819476How come Kitasan doesn't have the hots for sweep tosho then?
>>531819351god I want teio and Manhattan to push their flat fucking chests on my face
>>531819165I want you for dinner
>>531817396El-chan is so cool!
>>531819557It is the other way around. Probably because of how sought after KB's genes are.
>>531819476doesnt feel like it, at least not so far. not even in comparison to (you), theres not a lot of yuri so far. most of the rivalries are particularly platonic
Ok the Almond psyop worked, when is she out?
>>531819351sorry babe but i'm already married to a horse (cow) girl
>>5318195074 seconds of duration so, most likely until the end.
club rank
>D
status
>You Do You
Sorting by last login
>2 days ago
Highest pvp score
>350k
Lowest fans
>1m
Is this place too casual for me?
>the low quality models
>static menus
>the janky jogging animation that makes races look anemic
nice game, umakeks
>>531819653not even out in jp yet lmao
>>531815906saar! those are dogshit saar!
>>531819351what the hell are we gonna call her once the other cafe horses become umas, Manhattan is too unwieldy
>>531818903It wasn't. The ballroom event is a yearly event.
>>531819081Nothing was toned down. Gyaru summer came after that and had even more yuribait. The following years' ballroom events even featured IRL pairings like Helios and Ruby.
>>531818953Rice Shower and Nishino Flower get savagely matting pressed and prone boned every night
Why choose umas when you can have the director?
>>531819476They don't, at all. And I've gotten the good endings for 15 of my hons so far.
>>531819534You'll roll more agis than you will top cun
>>531814434I can't believe there are tourists here who have never seen the original PV
>>531819351I'm not into schizos
>>531819706its better to be a big fish in a little pond, you can fuck around a nobody would dare cull you.
>>531818953Any uma I've trained.
I feel like this general doesn't like newfags that much. Weird since the game is still super new
>>531819351flat horse girls...
>>531819720I'm so glad we didn't get this it looks terrible compared to the finished game
>>531819810But the director is umas and also sex
>>531819810because the umas can crush your penis with their horsegirl vagina
>>531817526nigger Iโm not a fan of the yurishit, Iโm happy they donโt have it anymore. I was fucking upset once I watched it
>>531819557Sweepy is a bit of a brat, but Kitasan treats her well. You'll see more of it with Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky.
>>531819817There is no yuribait in careers since the focus is on the uma and their trainer, except for very few exceptions like Helios and her obsession with Ruby.
>>531819351you are sorely mistaken
>>531819720For how long has this thing been in development at this point anyway, at least 1-2 years before the legendary PV, right?
>ramming into each otherI wonder how this would've looked if they ever would've went through with it.
>>531819720it would be funny if adding that 400+ to all stats in career is what saved the game. then they removed the slow jog animation.
is there a way to buy friend points i have no friends and want Haru's day off
>>531819985You are not using a gosling image properly btw
MLB Kita bros, how do you manage your friend list? It's hard to fit FM+SC+random MLB SSRs+sparks with just 15 friends...
>>531817526>SHOWS are completely void of the yuri garbageLike the other anons have said, you either are retarded or blind if you can't see the bait going on in the show.
>>531819720If only the game wasnt gachashit compressed to hell to fit in rajesh's shitphone...
>>531819987kinda, but its also where it matters most so Its not an ez skip like iron will, even garbo like beeline can be crucial if it proccs at the very last spurt
>>531819720>collision mechanicWtf why didn't they add that? Would be funny if your 1200 power horse started throwing hands on the track.
>>531819720ok this might have been a little too much soul for us
>>531819720>>531820145>ramming/collision sparksThat would have been pretty funny to see in current uma. Final stretch and it's just an average LiveLeak factory accident.
>>531819720It doesn't look THAT bad, it has the soul of a japanese showelware ps2 game, I'm thankful we got our version of uma though
>>531819720THE UMA SLAMMER
>4% failure
>failed
what is this horseshit
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>find spe kind of meh
>get spooked by her and try her career
>she's boring as fuck
what did they mean by this
>>531819757>The ballroom event is a yearly eventSo, you're baiting then. It hasn't reappeared since, I just checked. Fucking baiting seanigs. Should've known going the hour.
>>531819105will be inconsistent because not enough stamina.
>>531819557sweep doesn't have the hots for kita either
it's more like a dummy and her even dumber lackey
>>531820209>tfw will never get to slam teioowari da
>>531820194i think most of it just comes from the outdated shaders and lighting, yeah
>>531820209>spe breaking teio's leg mid racecold hearted bitch
>>531820230why special week needs to die
>>531820247Holy fucking retard. This card
>>531819476 is literally from this year's ballroom event.
>>531820068I barely get friend points but most of mine have been from just playing the game
Which Air Groove is better for team trials?
>>531820296It actually has grass unlike the ps2 stretched texture we have now
>>531820328spe is the only uma i've noticed consistently slowing down as she finishes the race
>>531819720If the game released like this it would've been forgotten after 1-2 years.
>>531819720she would've be unfucking stoppable if that collision mechanic stayed
>>531819176>>531819220Ladies and gentlemen, we are in
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>>531819720it should be noted that hors bumping isn't really a thing in Japan unlike the west
also irl the '88 Japan Cup didn't have any bumping in it
>>531818806Could be worse, at least it isnโt in hindi
>>531820354>all club owners always keep a slacker who doesn't have at least 1M fans by now even if he started with kitasan black banner
I have like 100 questions about this game but I feel like they've all been asked before
>>531820402put em in the umalator
Fuck. I wish this was a 3* stamina instead. That 3* URA Finale is juicy.
>>531820194>>531820296the ui is straight out of a early-mid 2010s gacha in a really bad way
>>531820368STOP BEING MEAN TO HER
Is Maruzensky the oldest horse in the game irl?
>>531819987Very good but you need high power to take advantage of it in some tracks like Tokyo turf where the last spurt starts on the final corner.
is it better to use paid carats on Kitasan and just skip the 1500 Paid Carats banners?
>>531819557They interact quite a bit, but it's a platonic relationship, like most of the umas who have historically bred with each other.
If you call that "hots" then this is a yuri game. But that's equivalent to seeing two girls or guys talking and thinking they're smooching out in the back.
So far Mitakanefufkukitaru is going in the "Only ever gets fucking second bin".
She has the stamina and speed, no excuses for poor racing.
>>531820601yeah unless you count the not!horses
>>531820230Most generic sports manga protagonist ever now in full 3D in your horse girl gacha game.
Is umamusume a yuri game or waifu game?
>>531820556>my bakushin lost the very first career race to the NPCs and then the make-up race to the NPCs, almost auto-losing her career>proceeded to non-stop win and stomp all the way through ura finale I swear that big forehead is more random than goldship
>>531820425I'd assume it's because her skill doesn't last until the very end
>>531820541I forgot the image.
if uma musume is a wit game, then why am still retarded
>picrel
>>531819757like I said in 2023 they tried to pander yurifags so of course this wasnt the only event, but most nips didnt like it so now they focus more on reference connects symbolically to a real-world point in racing history instead of muh cute yuri idols love each other
>>531820647the moment you use paid carats on the kitasan banner you already lost
>>531820685it's a good game sir
>>531820698She had to be on the verge of losing it all to enter the zone.
should i be saving club points for a better card/reward later down the line? or are the mcqueen/rice cards good when MLBd?
>>531820731>single horse boy exists >in a world of only horse girls Why would you do that to him
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>>531819720>slamming outta nowhereTHAT'S IT THAT'S THE SOUL OF UMA STREET RACING.
>open the game on mobile
>23โฌ for rookie starter pack
>open up steam
>$21 aka 18โฌ for the same rookie starter pack
What the fuck is this scam?
Got my lb3 black
I'm like 60 rolls away from pity
Should I bother with MLB?
>>531819881There isn't a single thought in that brain
>>53182084630% google play cut
>>531820402left is better, not even close. left's stamina isn't great but the 3 gold recoveries make up for it somewhat, meanwhile right shits the bed due to no stam.
>>531820685No matter how much they keep throwing yuribait, every one of them still loses to BTC. Even Mejiro Dober, who hates men, still wants the BTC
Trainer-kun is simply built different
>>531820731https://vocaroo.com/1lc2TEoGEFjJ
>>531820685its a game where you fuck all the horses and the horses fuck each other, basically you work in a big orgy academy
>>531819817Careers are meant to reflect the journey of the RL racehorses (umas) and their respective jockeys (trainers), who have different personalities from each other.
The monthly events have no trainers involved and they just interact on their own platonically. But yes, a lot of them have bred with each other, and that's reflected in career & support card side events. Like here, where Ruby and El Condor Pasa canonically bred with each other.
>>531820402The smarter one
>>531819757>and had even more yuribaitI don't remember this
>>531820685It succeds as a waifugame, DO YOU HEAR ME CYJEWS
Which uma has the sexiest seiyuu?
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>>531820752yeah, fuck this desu it was a mistake to even spend in this game because now I will find reasons to continue spending if there is a "deal" or a must have item or uma. it's over, I've opened the floodgates and lost my F2P virginity and my innocent wallet is going to be loose from all the horse girls having their way with me
Man King Halo's mother is a fucking BITCH
>>531820402right
for team trials you want a horse with high wit and a lot of skills, more skills activated = more points = higher ranking
>>531821013lol everyone point and laugh at this loser simp
is there an easier way to look at my veteran sparks
>>531820912>Even Mejiro Dober, who hates men, still wants the BTCWait what?
>>531820230why do you think we hate her so much? special retard NEEDS to die, and thankfully she did, just sadly not her anime version.
>>531820389silly time
>>531820652anon you are literally calling him a virgin pls stop
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>>531820912my toreina has a pussy though?
>>531821013Justify the money expendiature.
>It was a work bonus!>I found this on the side of the road!>My stook dividends just came in!>I saved this much on groceries last month!>This looks like a good use of my credit card rewards!t. dropped 80 bucks this week on his first gacha to not get KB or Dia
It feels like retards stopped baiting with kitasan/rerolls and moved to the evergreen baiting and trolling about yuri with how much "LOOK YOUR HORSES ARE GAY!!!" there is in this thread
>>531821134diamond hands
btc 2the moon
>>531820685The yuri is just a phrase due to the highly potent pheromones of the greatest athletes in that universe.Just imagine being surrounded by sweaty umas on their prima all day, you would also get horny for horse pussy. Once an uma gets pregnant, or at the very least dicked, she will calm down.
>>531821013That is why I only spent after securing a kitasan LB2 reroll (could still get more from spark down the line) at least, this game is not friendly to minnows like us and you just fucked up
how likely are we getting another injection of carats before kitasan blacked ends, I just need 1 more copy...
>>531821109Damn, they boxed you good.
I feel like a card which boosts mood is a musthave, having to spend 2 turns for a great which can instantly turn into a good is an insane investment
How many career runs do you guys do per day?
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please give me grass wonder.....
>>531820230>>531820681it's a fucking shame considering how colorful the real spe was
what's even more ironic is that do deuce is basically uma spe in real life
>>531819720>look what they took from youSOVLbros... we lost
>>531821180No, anon needs to finish the job and put them down
>>531821109more wit or a skill that lets you maneuver past them
>>531821273Dunno, but I never let tp cap
So at least that much
I need an appropriate image for when your uma loses the debut race
>>531821226I apologize ok? I never saw the preview, it genuinely upset me.
Stop being mean to Special Week!
>>531821273I try to win 3 careers.
>>531821364
>>531821226Ah yes, it's always the evil yurifags, never the self-insertfags despite them chomping out the most ITT
>>531821109>FrontDeserved
>Hopeless StakesOh that's why
>>531821273just the three guest borrow runs per day, maybe 1-2 more if i feel like it
>>531820685some of the umas could use more interaction because their careers are too boring
like taiki shuttle, that cowgirl is unbelievable boring
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>>531820925>different personalitieshuh? at least I cant see that or Im blind
>>531821134Dober will treat her trainer differently based on their gender
If you are male, she will treat you harshly at first but later on, she will slowly become tsundere for (you)
If you are female, she will treat you kindly and be more upbeat when talking to (you)
Special week more lime. Special. Shit
>Only 1 rainbow for the whole summer camp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>531820878Nvm get her right away within next 10 rolls
Don't even need pity
The rate up time is up guys
>>531821368Gotta learn to chill, my dude.
>>531820601yeah, but JP's gonna get even older npc horses
>>531821412nobody cares tranny
fuck off and die
>>5318212735 each weekday while I slack off at work. 1-2 on the weekend since I have other stuff to do.
>>531821226pretty much, the yuri vs self insert thing is a very consistent baitpost in hoyo generals and these people aren't very original. Don't know how it gets so many people so up in arms just let people enjoy the game how they want
I was so close to my first A+ rank, is it even possible to get it right now? This was a kami run tho, only bad roll was that I got fucked by the acupuncture
>>531821108>got 2 brand new HonsYou literally can't hurt my feelings lmao I'm on cloud nine right now
>>531821201I'm a NEET so the scrapping my food budget is the only applicable excuse....
>>531821246Once my Steam wallet is emptied I can't spend anymore so I'm fine. I'll scrape together some cash for the anni or whatever and for the selector tickets by selling games and steam items
>>531821412non-female hands typed this post
Kita after Iโve cummed in her 6 times
>>531821579i really dont get it either
yuri makes my dick harder though
>>531821579>Don't know how it gets so many people so up in armsdesperate to fit in and be accepted so they force themselves in until they belong and shout down everyone that disagrees
happens with every general and community ever not just yuri
>>531821598It's already possible to get an S rank so yes
>>531821364never had that happen to me
>>531821494so you basically turned a potential lesbian into a straight arrow, I think Im starting to have interest in this horse
>>531821598you could get A+ easily if you pushed another stat above 1000 instead of spreading it evenly, The optimal pvp umas are still A range
>>531821364>loses debut raceBit annoying but it's just a turn wasted.
>loses the second one
which uma makes you say "thats my goat"
>>531821368AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>531815906exploooooooode
congratulations
Who the fuck keeps bringing up yuri. Even in my nikke general we are being spammed by yuri poster
>>531821273probably ~10. i've been slacking
>>531821668Gen an actual creampie or frig off.
>>531821774The actual GOAT
>>531821579I enjoy it better than they do. Your tolerance breeds betrayal.
>>531821241>The yuri is just a phrase due to the highly potent pheromones of the greatest athletes in that universethis is probably canon considering the mob umas trying to Class S CB in her valentines scene
>>5318212731 full read run and the other 3 full skip
>>531821494>If you are male, she will treat you harshly at first but later on, she will slowly become tsundere for (you)>If you are female, she will treat you kindly and be more upbeat when talking to (you)ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??? HOW THE FUCK DO I CHANGE MY GENDER?! I THOUGHT GENDER OPTION IS PURELY COSMETIC?!
how long until cygenerous?
Bwos... dont fight... I-Its gonna make me CRY!
>>531820685Both.
>>531821479This is not a self insert game. I have to make that clear. It becomes more evident with the later umas. One day, you're a guy getting picked on by bullies and saved by a passing by Sirius, the next day you're an Italian.
Also at the end of Oguri's career, the trainer retires with her. So that guy is completely different from the other trainers otherwise (you) would be out of the game.
>>531821494Doberdev went out of his way to make Dober special from everyone else. Having said that, the RL mare has never won a mixed race but dominated the mare genre, and Cygames interpreted that as a bias for men.
>>531821695I'm a yuri lover myself but I can't really imagine unironically getting mad that someone else wants to fuck/date/marry the umas. All the same I can't imagine wanting to fuck/date/marry them and unironically getting mad that someone else wants to ship them together I guess; it's all just how you prefer to experience things so no one is really impacting anyone else
>>531821790lmao oguri witlet
>>531819706i don't think its that bad, there's a handful of slackers but the club is near 400m fans. should be A right? it'll def suck if its b+ or lower though
>>531821776my wife taking my other wife to the bed where Im waiting ready for a threesome
How do the three goddesses and magic work if they have real world religions like the shinto shrines?
You know you can put any horse at front the debut race even if they have a shit rating right? you only lose a wit bonus for the inexistent skills you have
>>531821494>gender differencescringe, is that consistent with newer umas? The lack of gender differences (ex: maya being thirsty as fuck regardless) is fun
>>531821579>the yuri vs self insert thing is a very consistent baitpostThis is why we should try bait futa posting by saying taht every uma with an irl male counterpart has a big schlong because nobody likes futa.
>>531821702>Yurifags trolling about how every character needs to be a lesbian and make out on screen>Constantly begging for more men and more husbands>Throw a fit whenever any young girl gets any sort of focus>Desperately try to pair up every character and pretend everyone hates the playerI wonder if the homos and fujos just hate seeing straight men happy.
>>531820745You are talking nonsense. These are literally from 2024 and the ballroom event this year wasnโt any different. There has never been any
>muh cute yuri idols love each otherThe yuribait is always thematically related or based on IRL history.
>>531822021human religion vs uma religion
>>531821293that honse is awfully chill about the situation
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I'm gonna fucking send it
Yuri this, yuri that
You really need to shut the fuck up
>>531821910Maybe we just need to skip banners nikkebro
>>531821923I mean you could also take it as "this happens if you choose to train this uma" you know like amagami and the multiple routes each one with a different ending
>Selfinsertfags shitting up the thread
i thought these losers exiled themselves to /bag/ and /hoyo/slop
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...and that was from the 1 Paid single recruit. Very nice.
pretty good haul, except for the no Kitasan which was the point of this?
>>531822115Top Cun raped me
would it be worth to unlock EL condor pasa for 50 star pieces? or is it better to wait to get her randomly in the gacha?
>>531822057this would be funny though
>>531819706>Lowest fans>1mAlready better than AlmondLove..
>>531822057you just want people to post horsecocks
>>531822115my very first succesful onsen ticket was with this little horse. i think the universe is trying to tell me something...
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we love yuri here
>>531822112GO GO SUPER CREEK
FUCK ALL OTHER HORSES
>>531822115>You reallyFUCK YOU I CHECKLED
>>531821872Well if you don't get her in the next 30 rolls you can mlb her in a few months
>>531820962It had an aquarion date and everything, pretty much checked all the cliches.
I like both yuri and straight fanart as long as the umas don't act overly OOC (both sides are guilty of this)
>>531821752not even, she's literally just Yui Kotegawa from TLR
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>all the top cunn yuri is her with other umas rather than her with femtrainer
disappointing
>>531822296every uma i've trained so far as been fairly if not extremely (you)
>>531821923Retard, all of them are (you) in different timelines. Kiryuin will always say your name no matter which umas you choose to train. The story version will always put your name in the dialogue box.
Favorite horse and favorite kink, GO!
>>531821462eh? just got taiki and i find her dialog pretty fun. not every uma has to be all dreams and starry eyed. Taikis just having fun like a good ol' merican
>>531822115>yuri ly need to shut the fuck upfixed
How many all points do you get from URA events and everything after goal? Is it around 50? 60? 70?
>>531822198Can I join AlmondLove?
>seanigs shitting up the thread
i thought these losers exiled themselves to /bag/ and /hoyo/slop
>>531822161it's literally samefagging trying to stir shit, all sane selfinsertGODS and yuriGODS know how to not have a melty over each other
>>531821923>Also at the end of Oguri's career, the trainer retires with her. So that guy is completely different from the other trainers otherwise (you) would be out of the game.bro do you not know what routes are
uma's basically a visual novel
>>531822175Itโs not rape when an Uma does it. Itโs only natural selection. Next time donโt look like youโre asking for it
>>531822203Some futafags are sneaky like that.
t. futafag
>>531822413Good one empeor
>>531822296Yuri is fine
Yurifags are not
Yuri is cute but if there's a yurifag on 4chan then you can bet money that they don't actually give a crap about yuri and are just trolling with it because it makes people mad like this entire thread or every other gacha thread on this board.
>>531822063>I wonder if the homos and fujos just hate seeing straight men happyDoes he know?
best way to kill a horse?
>>531822385Taiki Shuttle
Loli
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>>531822296I mean you can't have a threesome if the girls dont kiss each other right?
>>531822552>+0 speed on bakushinthis should be illegal
>>531819720>Your powerGOD end uma will never ram 17 umas before winning>You won't get a special loss screen after being DQ'dWhy live
>>531822557Sumthin' doesn't add up here
>>531822552just take a rest, nigger
>>531822385McQueen
Paizuri
Anyone else not really feel motivated to keep doing runs after running out of parent borrows? I don't have a second 3* parent yet so it just kinda feels like not really worth it.
>>531822295>aquarion date>aquarionalso you do realize that aquariums are popular date spots for all types of couples, right
retarded fucking yurinigger that only reads yurishit
>>531822552do stamina to get rid of the slow metabolism
>>531821226you're probably one of the fags whining about yuri. You faggots sure love dick
>>531822552let them rape you until they die from exhaustion
>>531821226It certainly feels like that. The usual keyphrase is there in their post. Lazy fucks certainly have a lot of time in their hands.
>>531822385Teio. Pic rel.
>>531822476That would require them to have played a visual novel or this game in the first place instead of consuming fanart and trolling with it
>>531822445people will pick up on it and learn to ignore the bait. Yesterday it was making up shit about the meta and trying to stir shit between pvp players and casuals, day before that it was kitasan doomposting, the whole making up fights over yuri thing already happened like a week ago even
>>531822149It's not quite the same since different trainers have wildly different backgrounds. It's a real self-insert game where you walk the shoes of a fleshed out character instead of a blank self-insert.
Remember: no balls to touch = not gay. Therefore, all horses will never be gay. You're forever safe, trainer-san.
>>531822659I feel the same. It's hard to get motivated when you know your horse won't get high stats without borrowing.
>>531822430I wish if you are active but you have to wait for danchou to remove the clear slackers who already dropped their account or are just logging to roll
Woah man I sure hope it doesn't take me until spin 26 to get the 3rd place reward!
teio just flew over my house
>>531822702Or this
Which one makes your dick the hardest?
And which one makes your heart the hardest?
>>531822385not following the prompt but mcqueen and mating press
my brain is broken because i can only think of one thing when mcqueen talks about baseball
>>531822721Youโre one sick mother fucker
>>531822385Super Creek
quadriplegics
>>531822685Back to your hoyothreads with your small dick, gook.
any horse that just ran so fast it comes first and then just dies? I think that'd be a cool final race to adapt
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How far along are you trainer?
>>531821741For whales and no lifers, yes.
Do the Umas fart constantly like real life?
>>531821668i noticed in the anime she dresses very japanese. probably one reason shes a meta card. Thing i find funny tho is her personality isn't particularly jap
>>531822385Tachyon
Domination loss
>>531822685>aquarionIt only reinforces my belief that it's seanigs stirring shit
>>531822920Literally Suzuka
>>531818398fun fact: there is no such thing as โtax fraudโ in a country where your taxes arenโt used to better the lives of its citizens! the government doesnโt actually have the right to take your money and offer worsening service
>>531822863>makes me dick harderpapa
>makes more sensedaddy
>>531822753Pretty much, you're LITERALLY their trainer. You're inserting themselves as their trainer, you're training them, you're helping them achieve their dreams and you're making the choices to help them complete their goals.
Self inserting isn't having a dumb blank slate character that never talks and has no personality. Self inserting is putting yourself in the shoes of the character and seeing the story and world through their eyes.
>>531822385Super Creek
>tags: human cattle
>>531822385El Condor Pasa
Consensual rape
>>531822952Narita Brian
CFNM
>>531822385Winning Ticket
Ryona
>>531822863she calls me "papa" when she wants to get fucked and "daddy" when she wants a hug
>>531822958>he doesn't know aquarion
>>531822973>Self inserting is putting yourself in the shoes of the character and seeing the story and world through their eyes.then every fucking game is self insert then retard
>>531822385Suzuka
Lovey dovey handholding missionary sex while the lights turn off
>>531822963Tell that to the supreme court.
Is it feasible to reroll for mlb kb now that we get 100 pulls?
RATE UP TIME IS REAL GUYS
ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>531822973Women and niggers literally canโt understand this, so youโre talking to a wall.
>>531816090can you train guts to make it more reliable? from what i understand guts either activates at 0 stam or reduces the stam drain at the last spurt
Kitasan Black is the uma I want to fuck the most what does that say about me
>>531822476I should've said blank slate instead of self insert in general. Good point.
>>531823068damn, it's like fiction as a whole was designed for that
crazy huh?
>>531823065He sure as shit wasn't talking about the mecha series
>>531822943it's because her dad is an enka singer
also her family is yakuza
>>531822721>mutual respectso gay
I like umas with big fat tits
When can I roll for this semen demon?
>>531822973>you're making the choices to help them complete their goalsCompleted unrelated (or probably related?), just let me be a bad trainer and allow me to scream at my horses!
>>531823167>I'm a retardretard
>>531823180the joke
your head
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I get the point but it really is funny that she says this after being BTFO
>>531822385Meisho Doto
Choking (receiving)
Is the second judge just known to be a retard?
>>531823292I'm sorry anon
I think I just failed a 0% training is that possible?
Can someone make a new club, please? I'm begging you
>>531823282>I'm a retardOh at least you admit it. Happy to finally see some self-awareness.
>>531823079If Iโm ever before the Supreme Court, it wonโt be to talk.
Do you guys normally target the junior year December G1s?
You all say your kink with your horse girls but we all know youโll get amazon pressed by them all the same
>>531822952they can carry a 30 meters long tree alone and you think you could push them down?
opinion of shortstack horses?
>>531822863This one. Capital D, Daddy is cringe.
>>531822963>Fun Fact: This thing that I don't like isn't realThat isn't how the law works...
>>531823326Take her up on her offer and mock the shit out of her if she's going to pull that card on your horse.
>>531823265Post-race dialogue for optional race is literally that. You can either motivates or encourages your uma or become a stern heartless trainer and scream at them.
>>531823445i usually lose them so no
>>531823445optional races are a luxury most of the time
stats are more important than skill points
>>531823360please be female
>>531823474I'd bang Grani's brains out
Why couldn't we be the trainer of every horse like the commander in nikke? That is to me true self insert not this multiple trainer shit
>>531822385Grass Wonder
Femdom
>>531822958it's pretty clearly seanigs baiting, they aren't even into yuri so much as they're trying to be inflammatory about it to stir shit
>>531823480Nowhere in โthe lawโ does it state the government has the right to stick its hand in my pocket and take what I earned so it can ship that money overseas to pave a new bombed-out parking lot in Israel either.
I wanna fuck Urara's mother.
>>531823505The dialogue is still too kind. I need something harsher, a third options I can use when my clearly superior horse fucks up an easy race.
>>531823583you could go play nikke then, theoretically
>>531823567Girls would never be interested in horses NOR idols, anon, haha...
>>531823583Because this game acknowledges that different trainers exist for each uma. Thereโs only one commander but there is a specific trainer (You) for each favored horse girl
>>531823583>self insertvery gay. we are all trainers of all eras and all experiences. we are eternal mc.
>>531823460That's my fetish tho
Especially when it's coming from Dia
>>531819706>pichey wait a moment, this is my guild!
first of all d rank is because it haven't been a month yet, we should be at least an A I think
>>2 days ago
And thanks for bring it to my attention ill give them one more day to login before I kick them..
>>Highest pvp scoreBlantent fake news I am 409k and there is someone in our guide with volka support who is 390k something
listen if you don't want to be here I'm not going to force you just send a "you earned a nap" emote in the club chat and ill execute you on the spot myself
>>531822385Sirius
Reverse rape
WE WILL BE PULLING FOR OUR TSU TSU KING
>>531823589Grass Wonder is a weeaboo!
>>531823658Tiz the Law, dude
>>531823752dia is a spoiled naive princess, she probably barely even knows what sex is.
>>531823280its working, my wallet is opening
>>531823836she will get super fat ain't she?
>>531823714please have an unshaved asshole
>>531823583Because the horses raced, debuted and had their careers at different times. Also, you're supposed to be in a monogamous relationship with your chosen uma not be some eternal unaging training that has trained every uma to have ever lived and raced.
>>531823836My beautiful Yamato Nadeshiko (American)..
>>531823583Because any person actually involved in teaching/training will tell you that results are usually inversely proportional to the number students you simultaneously have.
I have never played Nikke but I guess he's something of a "strategist" like Arknight's Doctor? Managing already experienced people is a completely different challenge than teaching from zero.
>>531823901beggars can't be choosers, dude
>>531823836>>531823890still can`t hide her american sized ass
>>531823658Antisemitic retard kys
You're probably the brown yurifag too
nikker faggots really have no taste
>>531823748What eras are you talking about fucking Rudolph and maruzensky race alongside newbies like special week or grass wonder everything happens in the same school we should have been one trainer like in the anime with spica
I was supposed to start another URA career thirty minutes ago...
>>531823901>this nigger eats poop
>>531822374You can interpret it simply like that, but that's ignoring all the different settings and living backgrounds you're put in. Unless you subscribe to
>>531822973, then yes you are an eternal self insert MC.
>>531823998least obvious falseflag
>>531823445I hit every T1 I can on bad training days for compatibility
>>531811108 (OP)FINALLY I BEAT THIS RAMONU BITCH FUCK
>>531823683Would she let me lick her abs?
>>531823846That's what makes it hot
I surprised that Tachyon is Daiwa's mom
>>531824037this is a hairy pits and asshole thread
Is losing the URA actually possible?
Does Gourmand and shit work for someone who is a front runner or does it only activate if you're a pace chaser?
>>531824248it says pace chaser on it
winning ticket, pasa, ryan, and super creek are the umas i havent wanted to play yet
>>531823583cause the human body can't handle more than one uma mating, you would literally die
>>531824206When do we get this one?
>>531824228you're free to eat shit since I know you're too poor to afford food just dont pretend everyone else does too
>>531817526Based af
Yurifags need to die. People should put them down on the spot no questions.
>>531824248Only for pace chasers, same goes for the distance skills..
>>531824280So skills just don't activate if you aren't running in that style? I wish Google told me
>>531824356yes if it says a distance or a style on it it is 100% useless unless you meet that criteria
I HAVE 30 PULLS BUILT BACK UP AFTER KITA BANNER HELP ME CONVINCE MYSELFNOT TO PULL UMAS RIGHT NOW AAAAAA
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>>531823583>Why couldn't we be the trainer of every horse like the commander in nikke?Because we're not even in the commander of every Nikke. There are plenty of Nikkes who had/have Commanders other than you and Nikkes who don't have commanders at all
Anybody know when Global gets the Happy Meek banner? I want to do what Kiryuin can't and make her a winner.
>>531824356Dont feel bad, the tutorial for this game isn't great
Is Gentildonna for ((you))?
>>531824417You could be dating mayano
what the point in having long characters if all the good ura races are medium? especially sucks with all the long skills.
I don't wanna read about anon's hairy asses
>>531814434>kissingwhere? are they just making up shit now?
>>531824398figmas and doujins of umaxtrainer
>>531824470fucking retard, wait for page 10
>>531823714>Girls would never be interested in horses NOR idolsthis is wrong as hell
london
>>531824496Future races are probably long too
>>531824417you need to save for a spark. and none of your support cards are mlb anyway
The 50x carat daily pull is worth doing on the kitasan banner right? Seems obviously worth to me but I just started playing and i'm not sure if there's something I might be missing. Like if the 10pull guaranteed SR is more worth but surely not for 3x the price... right?
Spoonfeed me, thanks!
>>531824398American steroids
>>531824105Good job Toreena
>>531824545I know it's not rare for girls to like horses (I know one, she's scary) but are girls actually into idols?
>>531824545Sorry, umadacchi, I'm a filthy third worldist...
Are the pvp boxes random?
>>531823973made for hotdogging
>>531824629Only if it lets you finish the spark. Otherwise it's a waste.
>>531824482she could be the medium front i need.....
>>531824624i did okay on the banner
>>531824752Most of the current generation love live seiyuu are big fans of the OG muse and aqours.
>>531821412Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die Please die
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just like the rascal youth of today say: he's having a melty