>Summer Sweep-Up: Slayer & Misc
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>Varlamore The Final Dawn Launches July 23rd!
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>Poll 85: Clan Chat & Player Tweaks
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>The New Renderer Beta is Out Today!
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>Upcoming Updates: Regional Bond Pricing Adjustments & US Sales Tax
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>I'm new, what should I do?
Quests:
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>Communication & Info
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>2025 /osg/ EHP Competition
https://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571

lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/

previous>>531820520

erm what the tuna

ok i have an idea they should add a new skill called black magic and they can add a new spell book dark arts so we can have some dark arts black magic feel the force

whats the lore on wings vs ltg ops

>>531938445
wings is fat and wears a black boaty hat, and ltg hates nerdy ass niggas that plays video games

jarvis run a voice analysis of vocaroo girl

>>531938393
i'll pass it on to the team, cheers!

>>531938642
jarvis returned string "you are a stupid motherfucker/0"

stupid ass jarvis you cant divide by 0

she tried to input a null terminator but used the wrong slash oh my days how embarassing

does ayizer really post here

yes its been confirmed

its not my fault im forgetting how to program im unemployable after all

Someone in the last thread asked if colo was more difficult than inferno.

If you just want one quiver the answer is no. Colosseum can be cheesed pretty easily with bowfa and a dihns bulwark.

If you want to actually learn the content, it's marginally harder than inferno. Hope that helps

what jokes will ayizer steal this time tune in next summit to find oot

is zolrah or coloseuim harder

jarvis provide proof of ayizers presence especially if hes commented on the rumoured tryst between him and sween

Savix is running away from Jad like a little bitch. Typical.

he looks like a jason

>>531939383
Zulrah. In colosseum you can avoid all damage, zulrah hits through prayer

took eel bitch to the O

hes improving too quickly https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2516831776?t=07h43m59s

yjk its really ayiza because he never comments on the sween allegations ever

This will end up KILLING MapleStory Classic World

>>531940038
what does this mean

real 1s know the O is disneyland for white boys with youtube channels now

we need a runescape player to shit their pants on stream

>>531940226
hes a korean so in 1 week he's better than 50% of players. in 1 month he'll be better than 99% of white players.

>>531941071
Grubby won btw.

does anyone have the voca of her singing behind these runey eyes

Which wowie is going to get the first fire cape?

nigga named himself after the grubby key fr

what did that girl last thread mean by inferno wave scouting asking for research purposes only

>>531941441
lol

https://vocaroo.com/17VxUvdxde9d

if you log out when the waves spawn before you get attacked you can figure out how to solve the wave the nibblas randomize their pillar every time you log in though so you cant figure out how to deal with them

>>531941769
why does she talk like shes got something in her mouth

>>531941883
why do you think

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ylOayfBx-Ac
need a threadgirl to treat me like this lmk if you are interested

idk can you just tell me im not good at guessing

>>531941961
idk maybe she just returned from the dentist?

need to pilot the mech rn

>>531942038
what do i get in return

my foot is made of metal you idiot

>>531942128
i have half a quart of store brand cherry ice cream if u want

>>531941860
oh is that why the simulator lets you import waves

well you could also reset against the nibblers until you get a high enough xp drop

Serial Killer Realizes He's Been Caught 45 Years Later

watched that a few days ago hes a stupid idiot

come find me when you wake up

get up bitch get up bitch get up bitch

THE HA-HA-H-HACKERRRRR

is st0ck a hacker

yeah he has 23 years of hacking experience and worked for blizzard

>>531942753
are you talking about me

i woke up i found her thats all i know

st0ck is the first 2nd generation zesty yt boi

st0ck isnt zesty hes experimenting

LowTierGod Can't Adapt In SF6 Runs Back To SFV & Gets Embarrassed By Bronze + Gold Players

ive been on a true crime slop binge lately but most of the people making it are sociopaths who give me the ick

do i get more xp doing mixology or should i just use my irits, harr, and avantoe for reg pots now that i got all the useful mixology awards other than the chug barrel

mm is better xp/herb lower xp/hr so anything you dont need for pots goes into mm

i need 2000 aldarium

$50

i need d3ks humiliated

>>531944529
didnt know midzy made true crime slop

>>531945562
didnt that already happen when well you know

he rejected her in a nice way

What is the mid-game

>>531946075
bowfa for iron who cares doesnt matter on bondoid

sigh why cant blackjacking be fun like 3t fishing

to me you enter the midgame around 1300 total and you start doing master quests / barrows. That's like early midgame tho.

do you people think that i had anything to do with posting that girls stuff on here?

people think you dont have two brain cells to rub together

labubu chungus

can you not say "that girl" its quite rude

um why because i dont know a game as well as people who have been playing it for like 2 decades? or because you lie constantly and then i have no idea whats real or not?

it doesnt matter you dont blackjack you steal artifacts and multiskill

that bitch (empowering tone)

i stole valuables actually

not according to bruhsailer

just logged on

tip color check

my compost will be ready at 13:05 my farming contract will be ready at 12:10 and my seaweed? well lets just say.. its ready

the amount of blackjacking in bruhsailer is miniscule compared to oziris shit outdated trash guide

>>531945808
did she get pissed on?

streets do varlamore thieving now

mid game is maxing + 1 megarare, late game is all bis items, end game is clogging and pet hunting

my tip is brown

yeah its only for gp but the actual interaction is just boring even set up properly

i liked blackjacking i miss it and i miss people whining about it

i don't steal from my brown people only crackas in ardy

>>531946472
japanese erasure

ive been stacking my hunters loot sack(master)s up im up to one hundred twenty seven of them #stackposting

wow those are some freaking nice stacks i did master rumors of herbiboar dashing kebbit and tecu salamander for most of my hunter but i opened the sacks right away because i went really dry on the outfit

yeah i hope you got the outfit before you started stacking

she does ive seen her toon

im glogged :3c

any1 seen eel girl

>>531947491
go to jail go to jail go to jail we dont like you we dont like you

did they fuck with the uk world pings again

i think she quit

she got took to the O

why is it so hard to get 94 herbalore in this game

i dont think eel girl would like the O

whats the o

>>531947964
its not you just buy herbs and secondaries on the ge

its slang for st0ck i think

isnt that the 0

ourania do you even play this game

i put the d in d3k

we dont have ourania in f2p

remember when osg convinced d3k that the eel girl was mad at her and she actually believed it for some reason and pmed the eel girl that was funny d3k is so cute she rules and so does the eel girl

>>531948608
hi shenny

you can always tell juiceb0x is back when he starts posting about old ass drill rap unc is reliving his youth

so eel girl gets the definite article now??

we have daddyscumjar in f2p

just made a teak stock im killing myself asap

ano unagijoshi...

Sneako said odablock is haram. What do we do?

>>531948835
yeah cuz he promots gambling

>>531948671
that post smelt like shortys to me personally

i swear some of you are like every post i dont like is john dad and every post i like is eel girl

ive trapped a fly beneath a bottle cap rather than killing it outright i will instead force it to live out the rest of its sad days beneath my cap should have known better than to bother someone larger than you idiot

>>531948338
im ironchud

we dont have flies in f2p

thats cruel that fly might have the tiniest spark of consciousness and you are causing suffering to it

just found out american supermarkets dont have roofs

sorry i dont mean to be rude but what

if you think about it being trapped on this earth is kind of like being a fly trapped under a bottle cap

the fly was causing suffering to me first what goes around comes around binch

ok i cant 1t flick anymore because the game isnt eating half my early packets even though my connection and ping are fine thats just great fucking wonderful ive never experienced anything like this

https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1946540737836757127

all the hispanic baddies are playing albion, how do we get big booty bitches to play osrs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBom8LDv5jM
what the hell @ADL

bop bop bop bop to the top

im sure all the newfriends are just grinding. too busy to post.

i think kq should be changed so you can actually pray against her attacks somehow

is there anywhere worth selling all the mind runes from barrows? I know about the onyx but I doubt I'll be there long enough to get one, and if I could I can't use it.

just save them then

you can use them to bank at zmi

not every item you get is going to have a great use jsyk

sorry i always forget to mention I'm UIM. so I'll just be dropping them if there's no use at all. Can't I buy some obby items with tokkul?

thats why you attach sentimental value to every item you collect it keeps the game refreshing

there was a live cryptid on my television and nobody is questioning it

i dont question anything im retarded

they dont question anything theyre all slugs

i dont watch tv

The quest cape is the beginning of the mid game

would you still love me if i was a slug girl

only if youre the kind thats fun to lick

depends would you make your way up inside me and control me

eels are kind of like slugs i think

eels up inside ya

im pretty sure quest cape is the end of the tutorial

is it ok if i call all threadgirls eel girl and all chuds jhnd

dont call me eel girl im not worthy of that title

is it reasonable to expect more than 1 kc per trip
https://files.catbox.moe/uybxbk.webm

they call me the drink

>>531952578
you can stay there foreoever with this guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldPc5rjX92k

>>531952767
kek

top kek

>>531952578
during p2 you can bp into bowfa while still maintaining 2:1

why is unc using a fang

>>531952578
KYS

If i max the account will pures stop killing me at spindel?

>>531953081
so you bp->swap to bofa->click->walk under->swap back to bp->click->repeat?
>>531953280
id use the keris if i had the blue gem but id rather the accuracy on the fang given im doing 1:1 on the melee phase the 4tick vs 5tick doesnt really matter its a question more of my resources not being enough to last for more than 1 kc and im wondering if thats an unreasonable expectation

>>531953685
pures will stop yeah

>>531952578
fairy ring biq nigga. pre angler and prepot with divines and an antidote++, don't think you need a stam anymore. menaphite remedy once divines are about to run out if you think youll last another kill. camp bgloves, huey vams are straight up worse lol
also bring thralls and a suffering
sharks are ass take moonlight antelopes

biq big insect queen

oh those are zaryte vambraces im retarded id still only bring them if they give a pipe max hit though

>>531953761
yea

need a pawg to ride me like how d3ks rode the whole pack

>>531954053
>>531954228
main reason im not using the fairy ring is because i dont have one in my house, nor do i have a pool or a jewelry box or any of that, so coming from ferox id need to carry a quest cape and dramen staff (no lumbridge elite) thats -2 food right there, if i come in through the gate i at least regain one of those slots. using sharks over better food because im being a jew about buying food for 3k each. didnt even know menaphite remedy was an item in the game, and yeah vambraces do not give a max hit over bgloves so ill leave them out now. thanks for the advice

sigh...

do threadgirls like type as who talk a lot about wow streamers

no

i dry up like the sahara desert when a type a talks about twitch or uses a twitch emote

monkas

>>531954963
you do realize desert elite requires 91 thieving to complete right

eel girl is my loml

>>531955317
im aware yeah i just wanted some kq head

>>531955260
omg

>>531955260
*fills you up with my waterskin*

twitch haters have no whimsy

makes sense type bs dont like it when type as give money to other people

why are booger helms like this

we need monkey madness 3 with the blimp part in the wildy and 5x bigger

never subbed never donated ad block on neighbors wifi

whats that mean

type bs be like no stop giving other people youre money for entertainment but i come to her apartment with a jellyfin setup and shes like ew this isnt netflix and gets the ick

that boy needs therapy

holy crap ludwig said my username

bruh sailor says bowfa is essential but gnomonkey says its only 10% better than atlatl

what do type bs like to talk about

hair makeup clothes and boys i think

themselves lol

unlike moids type bs are fully actualized beings they like to talk about anything but mainly fine art and literature

fine art being yaoi books and literature also being yaoi books

im type a and i read yaoi books

im type b and i like to talk about runescape (not topic-shaming just a fact about me)

moid means menstruating feminoid right

do you mainly like to talk about what is and isnt present in f2p in runescape

no it was a dominos mascot

whats the probability anonydork is a biofem

how far did you take pretending to be female in w 301 anon?

>>531956572
>>531956615
lol

It's literally impossible to kill wildy bosses without a mystic retard spamming spells

thats nice i dont remember asking

above 0 and below 1

>>531957306
oh dear did you forget to take your galantamine today

>>531957245
im sure the person who asked will find that interesting

when should i play the game if i dont want to interact with people maybe peak hours on the weekend?

any instanced boss

we dont have other players in f2p only bots

2200 world crafting guild is the cattiest place in the game worse than gertrudes house

more or less catty than the barronite mines

no im pretty sure there are no cats in f2p but someone would have to confirm that for me

just told someone a secret

this just pmo why does the fish look like shit on a type b model compared to type a

wow i love secrets i wish someone would tell me

i received a secret recently but id never ever dream of telling anyone the secret

for comparison

type as commonly evolve more beautiful features to help attract a mate see peacocks for an example

for me personally its the pearl necklace

are type as allowed to wear the pearl necklace

may every thread be wonderful secret

does anyone need anything from bunnings

can you get me some lilys for my poh

yea can you grab us a snag please tomato sauce hold the onions

may every bunnings purchase be a wonderful secret

wish yall annoying bitches would keep more wonderful secrets

im taking my new secret to my grave

lol lilys. gay. get you handbag full of rainbows as well why dont i.

Why do people say framed is a better player than settled when settled did the colosseum with 1 hp and framed took like 8 months to get a quiver? Is it just because settled sounds like a queer?

framed is a better player the same way the cm punk is better than john cena its all fucking fake

>>531957245
>wildy bosses on weekend at peak time

framed has a reputation as a pker and pkers are usually the best at the game while settled has a reputation as a chungusman snowflake whos only skill is the ability to do boring low value shit for 16 hours a day

frameds pk videos are fake paid actors

I don't think framed's pk videos are fake because in every video he has a K:D of 1

then why doesnt he stream pking

can we start referring to osrs videos as the great brain robbery

u can just kill ur alt if u want a good kd

dis nigga getting brain to runescape videos nahhh thats zesty af

I WANT ARMADYL ARMOR SO I CAN ROLEPLAY AS A BIRD

we dont have brains in f2p

who's a chill boss ass nigger youtuber?

bobby fingers

its time to be nicer to anonydork

why what did i do

is anonydork not knotgirl name changed ive been icking at all of her posts for no reason if thats not the case

knotgirl is jaycutie

no idiot knotgirl is jqt while anonydork is kpg

I wish i was born in louisana, lots of slutty yt girls there prob why d3ks is such a hoe cause aussy culture is basically usa deep south

the south has flying hissing cockroaches i hated living there

jqt is notgirl huh

The south.

we dont have flying hissing cockroaches in australia or at lesat not at my house

contents of that post aside i came to the same conclusion while reading that australian romance book it was indistinguishable from rural america other than some silly words

nah i've seen a couple fly, cunt was huge too

you have naughty magpies and other corvids going through your bins

well are you up north? i shudder to think what kind of bugs they might have in queensland

Wtf is going in this thread?

we are tlaking about bugs and things of that nature keep up

im mining barronite what are you doin

in america you have bears going throgh your bins and they could eat your dogs or go in your shed and steal your gun and shoot you so

i have an enormous wasp flying around my osrs poh

we dont have bears at my house

you are the bear in your house fat gay retard

ok sorry

please dont talk to her like that

wordle in 4
runedle in 3

respect to boaty for off ticking all three dks on his hcim no help required meanwhile a cold one clears the room with his main in max gear

swordle in 3
runedle in 3

the only bear ive ever seen irl was dead from getting hit by a car

i would survive a car hitting me

i failed the runedle for the third time this week

This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would’ve left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly.

In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would’ve been different.

osrs sailing

i remember that comment

to catch my drift im going fishing

me personally ill be mining barronite

remove lms from col log.

im handling my harpoonfish

you can put your harpoon fish in my fish crate

not really interested in your stinky crate sorry

okay whaetevr

LEGENDARY Woox Coached Me for Jad

the big sad returns

erm im interested

Oh dear, you are dead!

weamneph carrying a karils coif in they looting bag oh my days

>>531960809
which state?

no clog no pog

6 minute yama ohhhhhhh my days

do you need those because i need those can i have them

6 minutes faster than any yama ive done

someone post hole pls it would make me feel better

yama dama doo haha

>>531964478
( o )

6 minutes, seriously why do you even try? have you tried minecraft little bro that seems more your speed

>>531964607
lol

its not even brown :(
jay pls save me

wow are you saying my hole isnt good enough? thats the last time i try to help a girlie on here *spit*

your hole aint all that truth hurts sometimes babe

shows how little you know about holes because my hole is top notch literally primo hole but i guess you'll never find out loser

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1m3vz8d/petition_to_call_this_fella_big_beautiful_crab_or/
why are faladorians so obessed with karamjan dick sizes

did she just link a plebbit post? i think its time for you to go back and stay there sweatie

i think shes a chuddychaser

how do you know your own hole color i cant bend that far

ick i refuse to share a thread with a r*dditor

that crab looks like a waste of dev time

man these vampire quests suck

>>531957245
fixed your image buddy

ive been procrastinating doing them because i dont want to

kek what an epic frog maymay

i liked it at runefest when the jmod said the myreque are dead and everyone started cheering for 10 minutes

is this normal

yes. Did you think youd get rich at barrows or something?

>>531965645
lol omg classic eelgirl humor

im slitherin here

holy shit this general is gay, hundreds of posts of vagueposting faggots getting in their heckin hilarious quips, probably like 3 guys circlejerking for hours on end.

every post i like is eel girl :)

im hornier than d3k on a hellhound task

>when i pk
>i say nothing (im like a cool assasin in the zone)
>When others pk
>sit rat, stfu,

im half gay

im 33% gay but only on my fathers side

also im a girl

are you trying to say that wasnt eelgirl

oh boy im so excited haha....

>>531966531
way to out yourself as a tourist

>>531966856
no kidding you homo, upset that I intruded on your wankfest?
if you love unfunny capeshit quipping so much you should try reddit, it's an entire website dedicated to queers like you.

im a girl not a guy

>>531966928
can you post your cock already

sounds like you're a reddit vet maybe you should go back

wow thats very rude, like really rude wtf

ill give you a personalize vocaroo dick rating if you post it

girls stop arguing you're upsetting me
*hugs squishmallow tightly*

whats your squishmllow mines an axolotl

im famous i was in a streamers video recently, no u cannot talk to me directly

wtf i call my gf my squishmellow

girlies i pulled a clump of stinky hair out my bellybutton just now, it was wet

when is settled going to do a wilderness challenge to prove he doesn't suck at pvp

>>531966546
lol

hey guys welcome to my heckin wildy challenge where i have max mage tank and just freeze and walk under log every person i encounter remember to hit the like button and hit that bell

if u think about it, this game doesn't have that much content

runescape won the heckin mmo wars okay????

we have a lot more content in f2p

vanescula drakan is so hot

omg

wow look at the time its 2x spicy time

>>531968578
what the ruck is this

>>531968578
elf wife

>>531968850
nicumorpeku

we need a wow raid in osrs

jmods made shayzien WOKE

>>531968903
why the ruck are you advertising some twitch zhore

shes cute and i will marry her okay?

wow she plays stardew i bet shed play stardew with me unlike eelgirl

does dollblush have some kind of dwarfism why is she shaped like that

nicu literally dabbing on the osg girls so fucking hard u love to see it

>>531969049
she looks like a body type a trying to be a body type b

who is she dabbing on i dont get it

osg girls absolutely seething over nicu omg

odablock voice: chat is this a transformer? huhhh??

shes a chuddychaser anyway

>>531968578
why does she look like that?

>>531969373
SHE HAS A ZENISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

wish someone would chase me

>>531969373
invisapenIZZ....

d3k and jqt cower at the sight of elven goddess nicu

>>531969220
>>531969373
>>531969473
>>531969565
https://vocaroo.com/1deCqdQu6GdK

>>531969602
rsn?

>>531968578
can we talk about the prayer book

>nicu logs in
>osg girls
>logged out

wow

>>531969602
this is what she chants at antigenocide protestors

>>531969602
*lick your lips*

>>531969602
hey babe can i buy u an asgarnian ale at the falador pub?

sorry i dont drink im straight edge

im gen z we dont drink
*mainlines fent*

i do weed a couple times a year

dont worry asgarnian ales are non alcoholic

seems like you might just be trying to get me drunk

d3k cellmate wyd

no way im also straight edge and hate alcohol too

oh my days...

JUST NOW: Pirate Software's Game Leaked. It's Cancer.

>>531970269
is that yamato in drag ?

can we please just let d3k rest in peace

why what happened

more like rest in piss i pissed on her single bed

we dont have d3k in f2p

d3k is cool okay me and her cosplayed as nieve and steve (couple) at runefest

d3k if you give me a chance we can share my full size bed but it will be a bit cramped cuz im fat and i move a lot in my sleep

didnt she make a f2p helmie

>>531969602
new quest alert: join me at hogsmeade for a butterbeer adventure
reward: good times and maybe a few chocolate frogs lol!

wow that reminds me of the cosiest harry potter compilation ive ever watched for 10 hours

hello cute aussie threadgirl would you like to dance at the grand exchange on world 301

aww i guess ill just dance by myself then :'(

shortys coded

its not f2p its memby

gnome monkey says suffering isn't worth making on the ironman oh my days can someone please clown this zesty yt boy

this is actually spicy today i think they made it 3x spicy by mistake

My level is too high for the pkers at the wildy altar

faladorians be like oh my days this butter is spicy

>>531971942
lol

i hate ordering spicy food its never consistent sometimes it tastes like nothing and sometimes it makes my tummy hurt all day

https://youtu.be/k1-el0W7ZR4?t=458 that reminds me of this lol i couldnt believe it when i watched it

girlies we did it first try

wow gz

i love love love spicy for me its elijahs xtreme

>>531972397
looks like hes having a magica girl transformation

did you use the ring

mod north W

trannies R L

what ring

efaritays aid it gives 15% accuracy against vamps

what the flip is that

its a ring it says right there

sounds like an exploit and no i did not use it bcuz im not a cheater

oh ok sorry for asking wont happen again

have any of the wow fags gotten a pet yet
those faggots are using streamer client so drops are 10x rate

errm ok just shut up bitch

i got a ring in there last night

streamer client lol did you skip your meds today

d3k exploited my naive and trusting nature

how did Runescape beat WoW?

its all a distraction to keep wowfags and runefags alike talking about streamers and stop us from realising that the banks are running out of money. get off twitch and withdraw all your gp NOW

>>531974414
mod north blowing big dogwhistles bringing all boys to town

>>531974414
anything is better than classic world of warcraft

i just want everyone to know i started BEFORE the wowniggers got here

i doubt it you sound like a wownoob

im the audrey horne of osg

im the dale cooper of osg

Is it worth to learn and spam vorkath 24/7 or is it bad money? I was planning to invest into dragon lance or xb.

im the idris elba of osg

just do the highest thing on the wiki mony making guide that u can

just achieved the cooking level to dissect sacred eels

im boasty

another early morning bot killing run,

we love our bots dont we osg? we do! we have the best bots!

dale is not a womans name

ur gonna get banned for botting if u keep killing bots lol

she can identify with special agent dale cooper and still be a woman you bigot

john dad more like ant which uses its big ass head to block off the nest entrance

girl what

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

>>531974414
okay well chuddie listen up, there was a war okay? and the wow veteran (ty 4 their service), they lost ok??? so shut it chuddie

meriipu is like superman except evil

and turkish

meriipu is finnish

finnish turkish

shes ethnically turkish and culturally finnish

whats she finishing

not that white monster in her fridge thats for sure

white monster is what the ladies call me ha ha

oh... i have to go

bye

where are you going >>531978668

shes coming over to see the white monster in person

can you take a picture i want to see i want to see

the ladies call me monster java

>>531978895

wow i dont think i could fit my mouth around that

hi i start play b/c sodapoppin stream
QRD of runescape?

>>531979250
CLICK THING
GET XP

you run and escape

just did 66 solo huey kills, guess how many uniques i got
the answer: ______ZERO______

>>531979293
i run and escape what...

buddy you dont wanna know

>>531979336
owned

when i need a huey unique i go to the grand exchange and buy it

>>531979346
the scary skeleton

im not an ironman but i play like an ironman because thats more respectable than just buying things like some noob

seriously though is huey bugged? i havent seen a single unique in over 100 kills even when i was duoing he didnt drop anything

yeah its bugged mate best move on

no you just suck

is this like the nex mass bit

im a bug

im a dog on the roof like snoopy

i logged in and you all logged off, wow real classy guys

omg omg guzu is live

>>531979346
my fat cock

>>531979870
can i see it

oh my days the peak is about to start again

>>531979870
maybe you should put it on a diet because being overweight is not healthy

>>531979923
oh my glaze

>>531979870
post it or gtfo

ive got a summer blowpipe

need my pipe blowed rn fr

wowza and i do mean wowza, i just sold my magic longbow

I'm always left with 4 pay dirt when the sack is full in mlm. Is there a trick I'm not aware of?

you need to press on the gooch i think

have a hammer in your inventory and deposit 27 instead of 28 dummy

>>531980236
lol

>>531980275
thankssssss

what if we held hands and got 6 hour logged together

no thank u

ok sorry

how do you calculate your banked xp? a plugin or a site?

nl talked about the gooch rod many years ago...

theres a plugin called banked xp that you can get off the black market on the outer net

theres a plugin but i forget the name

ive got a plug in

wow can i see

dont make me plug myself into you

please im a dirty little outlet i need your plug so bad

wow ok chat you just got freaky like wow oh my days

if i plugged my cable into your outlet sparks would fly

please dont call me chat while im trying to get freakyim seriously going to kill myself in your house and youll have to clean my blood out of your rug or carpet

dont threaten me with a good time ok chat

>>531980960
use vocaroo to say that in real life

chaaaaat the monster is rattling stronger now that vardlamore 2 is approaching

no i dont think i shall

why not

uh guys youre gonna want to see this

no fucking way.....

youre right anon, but its not where they came from, the question is, when they came from....

so....... THAT just happened

ermmm guys? hes right behind me isnt he...

and your other rune scimmy

why does she keep calling it varlamore 2 this is varlamore 3

i didn't see THAT coming!

shes retarded

*folds paper in half and pokes a hole in it with a pen*

.....questions?

in english doc!

this child is getting wildly out of wing

>>531982195
are you gay?

>>531982316

>>531982316
yes

oh my days he just got gremmy'd

9rain spoiled guzus blind firecape

>bursting nechrayels in catacombs
>some guys rolls up and asks me if he can have all the rune item drops
lol no??? fuck off dweeb

why is your text mean

why is your text green

>>531982783
im literally in catacombs killing greater demons and a 126 rolled up with a guy in ahrims and started killing them, but they were just killing my tagged kills. I legit asked them what theyre doing and had no response for 5 minutes till they logged out, i dont even

>>531982096
sorry I still think about dt2 even if I am with varla now cant help it

There are cosmic forces conspiring against me. All the k'ril minions keep attacking on the same tick.

i literally cannot even

budget setup ca dont mind the 1b gear

can i borrow all that gear for my inferno attempts?

just so you know the communal is now closed.
we've had a tbow go missing and now three blowpipes, this is the last straw as nobody is signing the sheet and disregarding all the rules set in place, well done losers you ruined it for everyone

i have a tbow if someone needs to borrow it i also have some dragon arrows in case you forget ammo

>>531984486
on the bright side atleast meripuu's communal axe wound is still open to everone

wow ok that is offensive i didnt expect to read that when i opened the thread tbqhwy me thinks youve gone a bit far no?

it woul dbe so embarrassing to forget ammo when youre borrowing someones tbow i would die if that happened to me

I have returned to a clan fight in wildy but forgot to bring ammo for my cbow/ballista

oh my days the bronze men are online the bronze men are online!!

drank 2 monsters and it created a third watch out its meanie mode time

>>531985410
omg

you just stole the text from my image from last night dumb bitch

can you be mean to me :3

she decolonized it chud

*pushes you against the wall and holds you there*
You want it mean eh?

ew not from you

wow ok, i washed for nothing again i guess ill just go back to bed w/e

dumb slut

I will bring out the fridge monster for the varlamore 2 quest (and probably be disappointed both in the quest and the monster taste)
monster cans are HUGE though I thought they were like pepsi sized but nope they are massive

yes that is a subtle toot at the astolfo cosplayer

white monsters are for little girls

oh my days im drinking a buzz ball and i am buzzing

put your cigs out on my tummy

i just want to cummy on your tummy tho

bring back the sock

does anyone want to watch the new misfit minds with me

id like to see kwuarm and ciggy burns on tummy personally

Huge gains for the SOVLful locked hardcore.

just a weam with a dream

woah thats big if true

whats youre dream then

at a medium amount of zoom the outlines of the herb patches in the eastern wing of the farming guild are disturbingly skewed in the minimap

>>531989703
This is indeed disturbing

>>531989763
god knows how many other elements of the map have been pervaded by this sickness

thats almost as skewed as midzys moral compass

https://vocaroo.com/12cmZ1qP9VoM

so glad im not antipodean id probs guzzle rock cake if i had to hear that shrill accent every day

yes im the white square in the middle

no its maple

wow okay that was deeply offensive wtf is wrong with you

record scratrch freeze frame yeah you ape probsably wondering why I ended up in pic related

why is bros white circle a square

do you think my dwellbery plant is going to be okay while im asleep

im neutral evil im #1 and screw everyone else

dont dwell on it

>>531990548

ive reported you to social services gl!

are you talking to me

i dont even have to ask no one freaking talks to me

ill talk to you what do you want to talk about

>>531990646
lol

nothing talking makes me panicky

if you think youre getting away with this youre not, your actions and words have real world repercussions and youre about to feel them

apd rsbf npd rsgf do you think it would be workable

wish i was planting my seed in your patch

would you use your seed dibber or your fist

whats worse a cheeser who has decent boss hiscores or a 1 zuk kc bankstander

>>531991196

my dibber

iykd what those mean you arent qualified to answer go back to x the NOTHING app

>>531991574
mm im at state 3/8 keep going

why do so many faladorian boys have karamjan toons

>>531989703
those aren't herb patches

sorry i planted my seed already did you finish growing

just to be clear here were talking about the farming skill in oldschool runescape right now right

>>531991753
thank you for your note we will be implementing a correction in the nexgt patch of my post

>>531991780
uh oh.. yeeeah i did aha thanks..

bring
the bottle
BACK

>>531990997
i wonder where delve will go in the progression they say its about inferno level difficulty but toa is way easier than inferno so a weaker shadow thats harder to get is going to be doa like sang and the boots arent going to be a game changer or anything

why isnt huey dropping any uniques ever??????????????

>>531992135
sorry i cant read that but if you want to erp hmu

see no one freaking wants to talk to me i must be a horrible person to have ended up so alone

>>531992135
itll be bis for mage role in tob and the boots are bis

does anyone wanna be oomfs

>>531992380
maybe rsn?

im conceited but ive got a reason

is it because youre the smartest poster itt

>>531992297
why will it be better than shadow at tob do you think if it is it will remain that way or will people complain and get it nerfed and yeah bis boots but boots are kind of eh anyway most people dont even switch boots

yes 142 iq call me j1mmy neutron

>>531992412
midzy

youre giving 0 tob kc sister

im actually the smartest here, sorry!

i am 0 tob kc i just told you no one cares about me or likes me so i cant tob

yeah right bitch watch this: amorphous
no spell check

i love everyone here except shenny and xunuch or whatever the fuck it is now

wow ok so you can spell good w/e that dont make u smart i have street smarts so yeh

shes 142 iq but she pronounces clique as click and thinks produce cant be a noun would you smash

i could learn tob if i wanted to i just dont want to

more like eunuch

>>531992728
that was precicely the joke i was going for lol

me personally i couldnt learn tob even if i wanted to because the social setting would make my brain freeze up and my clicks fail

turning on entity hider in tob so i dont get pukey

entity hider doesnt help im not a farm animal you cant just put horse blinders on to pacify me

maybe im lucky i have crippling social anxiety but it stops at the screen

rsn milkzy is a farm animal though lol

the only thing that mitigates it for me is anonymity

stop trying to make rsn milkzy happen

anyone wanna be my rsn slimezy

@nice_helpful_girl so why is it bis at tob

>>531991524
can u translate that into english plz

ur all slugzy to me

even me?

>>531993249
content warning sexual assault ok timeline so be forreal is sexual assault rp ok if i'm an XX (female) nonbinary? my boyfriend or significant other or whatever is a nonbinary white twink so i know it is up to me to do it if we do do my non consental roleplay because he is XY so if we do an XY on XX noncon roleplay it might be noncon noncon i.e. for real sexual assault. oh yeah to me he is my "he" because we do boyfriend on girlfriend roleplay. my two cents is it is okay because too long;didnt read im (?????) XD

slurps your slug down and dies of one million diseases

especially you slug

neurodivergent i think

yeah prob ty

>>531993534
tw is trans woman not twink please update your copypasta

seriously though is huey fucking bugged?? i have over 300 kills now split between duo and solo and ive only gotten 3 unique drops. zero of which were from my solo kills this shit makes no sense how the fuck am i like 200 kills dry for a drop? its 1/18????????????

>>531993650
your annoying

did you talk to oziach

>>531993725
i dont give a shit

i feel like a gg with my headset

do you mean gg as in grotesque guardian or gg as in girlgroup

>>531993650
are you really 200 solos dry of a drop show loot tracker

labubu chungus

gigantic gams

like in jetset

>>531994063
i only have my clog
i think the huasca seeds are probably enough to determine that this wasnt from mass worlds. i probably only have 130 solos the rest are duos still though

duoing is retarded either trio or solo and youre probably getting out dpsed by the bot

>>531994926
nigga im not getting out dpsed considering im getting big bones every kill

has a bot gotten the drop

twice which is why i started doing solos. if youre gonna say that means i wasnt mvp then youre retarded because once again i got big bones on both kills where that happened

no but it means you got the drop and just didnt win the roll to get the item so its not really like 10x the rate

no its just 5 times the fucking rate instead

i also havent seen a single drop while solo which makes me N/A times the rate. isnt that how N/A works like when theres no data because theres no drop then theres no numbers so it goes N/A i dunno shit about that

Sparking Zero STREAMER *ATTEMPTS* To Beat the R*PE ALLEGATIONS…(Rawceo SITUATION)

its 1 in 105 for the wand specifically youve seen it twice in 330 kills thats not that dry your real problem is the contribution shit

I have to work so far for every vardork kill it is like every kill is awakaned wardo

doing revs but not skulling because im scared

i havent seen the wand at all
the bot drops i saw were hide and tome
wand is just non existant

>>531995897
better to skull and just use a magic shortbow or something

i hate taking rags at revs i always forget to uncharge my bracelet and put 10 ether in and i forget to fill up on arrows half the time

I queued up baby shark in the clan cord but it got hard-vetoed

people who live moral lives dont go dry

me i live a morel life cuz im such a fungi

explain how midzy got the tbow then

she stole it she didnt get the drop

it was given to her freely as a gift from a good friend thats not theft

i thought it dropped from a corpse

your not supposed to take gifts from suicidal people its unethical and immoral and misanthropic

sociopaths dont understand that and thats okay now leave her alone!!

whats unethical about it its not she'd need the bow where she was going anyway

midzy really is diabolical in an endearing way like shes so over the top about it

old school runescape i got the drop

i want to see midzys evil villain lair i want to hear her criminal mastermind laugh

can i have it

goddamn why did i have to be born with such a miniscule penis. i could have been outside picking up women and have sex and watch their breasts bounce, but instead i was born to have 0 worth as a man and im forced to play fucking runescape fuck man

>>531997446
it cant be that bad let me see

no sorry if i had 4 maybe you could have one

i want midzy to take me into the evil villain lair bedroom

i think this is it she posted it once

not pictured is the torture chamber and stalagmites and lava pit

how does midzy a polish binwoman have so much disposable income anyways

do you think thats an expensive setup lol

guzu has 8 k viewers.
total goo zoo sweep

looks to be at least 1k so yes

poland is richer than the uk now

shes always flying to concerts in foreign countries too

sorry just to clarify are we talking about rsn midzy or rsn rsn midzy

hmm lack of morals zero remorse flashing a suspicious amount of cash maybe shes a hitwoman or a drug queenpin

midzy kpop goon kingdom

midzy tell all interview on vladtv

sell or alch

you could use them

Never mind

whys that change anything its 0 time

this time on osg unsolved mysteries who is the plarper where did the communal tbow go how does midzy sustain her lavish lifestyle and more

d3 was the last confirmed user of the tabow

there may be hidden clues in that tiktok song tadow

Sea shanty freakin sucks and i'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

we need to bully WoW players, they used to bully us for being pooorfags, now they're playing our game

Guzu is doing desert treasure 1. What do we do?

25 Buttholes said wow streamers are bad

>>531966531
been like this for years lol its the same 3 degenerate overweight tranny weirdos as well

>>531966531
yep, just jaytroony and some other freakazoids that should 41% themselves

yawn new day same boring tourist trash

trannys mad they're getting called out by based wow chads lmfao

chuds mad people that arent them exist lmfao

only my quips are hilarious i carry this thread on my back

nigga we laughing cause they ACK themselves hahahahaha goofy ahh

do you think i could shave 45 seconds off my titans pb if i used bclaws instead of chally used thralls and brought an alt with atlatl bclaws and thralls

cant kill the fucking barrels brothers

idk we dont have royal titans in f2p

you dont even have true love in f2p

>>532003116
what did you just said

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

i says do you think i could shave 45 seconds off my titans pb if i used bclaws instead of chally used thralls and brought an alt with atlatl bclaws and thralls

When A Student Buys Coaching Just To Argue With Me... [Challenger Coaching]

did runescape kill wow?

im not gonna freaking lie id be bloody pissed innit if a lad i shagged bragged about it on a flipping youtube video absolute wanker innit

why the flip is there no plugin to hide the the shitty random events that dont give any lamps or anything

he was just excited okay he was a boy and she was a girl and its not his fault

So it was great also you know maybe TMI but being a virgin is no longer a personality trait of mine. So, wonderful time and I just am obsessed with her and she's just great and we uh yeah, we're I'm happy and uh very content. And the streams will commence very shortly

yeah if only a plugin like that existed lol

yeah imagine that would be so nice one

what if there were a plugin that made all the type bs nekkid

>>532003926
lmfao you fucking idiot everyone quit
ironmen are not popular at all
i saw a dude with like 500 temp that was like top 1k hcim
nobody plays osrs lol
osrs hit 95% bots
and their usual shill youtubers cant pull players cuz pvp is dead so they are spamming about osrs online and paying wow streamers to play
its about to go bankrupt lol

500 temp is almost 10000 fish rolls no one goes that dry

100K bots... but ur still real to me baby girl

thenewboston now that guy was a freaking legend

id like a bot rsgf with grok integration no annoying pms no smells no arguments

oh and she brings me free black chins and voidwaker gems

HUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

is it true that small daggers should always be sheathed

they need to change zulrah

why is her diaper full

SOVL

The only problem with Zulrah is the sad piano soundtrack

>>532005972
Well actually the problem with zulrah is that its a boring fight that just makes you walk around in a crescent shape for no real reason.

if its so easy why do i keep dying

zuk is a boring fight that just makes you walk in a straight line for no reason

some of us have trouble walking in a straight line especially while chewing gum bigot

i noticed that when i do instanced huey i always get the max roll that huey can drop like i always get 20 seeds whereas if i solo without an instance it rolls how many it should drop and then divides it up among players (if theres more than one). as an example to make it more clear
if i do SOLO instanced huey and he drops huasca seeds he seems to drop 20 huasca seeds every single time
if i do SOLO huey outside instance he could drop seemingly inbetween 5-20 huasca seeds instead
why is this not on the wiki?

are you asking me

are you using anything like burn or thralls royal titans are confirmed bugged if you solo with those

no the only difference is wether im in an instance or not
im also going off the text "hueycoatl dropped x" which isnt the amount that you personally get, but the amount he dropped to all contributing players. in instance (atleast solo since thats all ive done) that X is always max whereas in the general overworld it seems to be pretty random

>>532007326
>>532007326
new