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>>531935202>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
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>JP NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
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>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
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LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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Teio keeps fucking jobbing
>do an urara run
>training wit
>failed it twice
is she retarded?
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>would you still love me if i was a hors?
>>531947419all my successful umas have basically the same build
800 speed, 450 stamina, 450 power, 400-500 wit
/uma/, you have registered, right?
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>You have to speedmax.
>No you have to staminamax
>No you have to witmax
>No once it gets patched you have to gutsmax
Screw all of you, I'm not listening to anyone anymore.
>>531947429yeah your SRs kind of suck honestly but not terrible enough to warrant a reroll, you have copies of some decent ones
I haven't rerolled myself so I have no idea how realistic it is to expect high LB copies of good SRs while getting 3 kitasans AND FM AND SC but it seems like you could be rerolling for days to get an account like that
>>531947583how retarded do you have to be to do wit training with failure chance? just rest bro
stamina/power/guts
there is no need
kitasan GO
So what do I do for heals if I don't have either Vodka or Creek? Am I just stuck borrowing a creek forever then? Or are there any other ways I can get some heals on my horse?
>>531947443oh, ok. when will that be?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>531947583Don't insult my autistic horsedaughterwife like that.
>>531947489 (OP)Who wants the trainer cock more? Kitasan or Dia?
>>531947789Go with strategy specific golden heals that aren't "this activates if your frontrunning horse gets surrounded"
Say it with me.
Umamsume is a ___ game
When I actually get a 3* it's always speed...
I'm not even raising it to 1100, it's 600+ like the other stats
ignoring swinging maestro and considering each skill on its own, is corner recovery or straightaway recovery better? why?
>>531947747I rerolled around ~800 times to get this account. Getting 3 kitasans, FM /and/ SC sounds completely impossible, let alone with good SRs.
I guess I'll keep it and hope I fill the roster up with the next 100 rolls for the spark.
>>531947954literally the same thing i think
Sorry to repeat this:
This is what I have with 130 rolls. I guess I'll keep going till I can do sparking on the last Kitasan. Also, who should I pick with my horse voucher ticket?
>>531947680What is this and when did it start?
>>531947954Corner cuz if you have decent wit you'll proc straightaway recovery right at the start of the race where it's useless.
>>531947954I'd say corner just because I've had straightaway recovery proc at the start of a race making it kinda useless.
>>531947954the biggest flaw with straightaway recovery is you're gambling on it not being wasted activating at the start or end of the race. corners always exist in the middle of the race.
SEX WITH UMA
SEX WITH UMA
HORSE PUSSY HORSE PUSSY UOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>531947867Not enough speed.
>>531947880What are the good Frontrunner heals then? Though I feel like I'd be borrowing a MLB Creek anyway for them since all of them have a lot of medium/long races and I'll have to build stam on them anyway.
>>531947789Bro your welfare spe? Gourmand is literally swinging maestro but for pace chasers. The welfare McQueen also gives a gold recovery skill for long.
Nuts on the table, you can 3-star one of two umas: Haru Urara, or Nice Nature. Which way, horse trainer?
>>531948023dont metafag for umas
>>531948107Check when those races happen and run them with your horse as long as you don't have a career race at the same time
>>531947954corner because straightaway may proc out of the gate (which wastes part of the heal) or on the last spurt (which doesn't do anything because your max speed is already set). corners are usually present a little bit after the race start (which prevents wasted healing) and before the last spurt (which ensures you're not cucking your last spurt).
>>531947954corner skills are better overall since they activate in the middle or before the last spurt.
>>531948107https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
>>531948023Use penis to choose
>mfw when I realize I haven't done the story yet
falcon, sky and marusexo may come home
>>531947954corner is better because is has a lower risk of activating after the final sprint begins
>>531948030>>531948054this isn't a thing, the first straight doesn't start until enough time has passed for recovery to be useful, you're never realistically going to go back to max hp
>>531948008>I rerolled around ~800 times to get this accountyeah good fucking god just keep that account for your own wellbeing please
mayano top gun and manhattan cafe are both the best stamina cards that you'll be using for a while (outside of SC), narita and king halo are both good, tachyon is (arguably) the best wit SR
if you manage to MLB any of them as you spark kita you've got a very good account
>>531948023>Also, who should I pick with my horse voucher ticket?Oguri or Taiki but make sure to clear your missions first so you don't get fucked with a dupe.
hello, if anyone wants to reroll accounts for me and get me a lb3 kita, super creek, special week, fine motion, and every good sr, that would be much appreciated. i'm a girl btw :)
>>531948028this same site has existed for every server and it's just a database for legacies and supports. it released for global today.
if you register your account then it'll list your shit up for others to check out.
most people will simply use this site to find supports and legacies to use.
>>531946887At least Perry Steam/Kurofune got a unique design and voice actor. All Stay Gold had before this was two mob recolours and whatever this was.
>>531947704Cute and sexy Rudolf
>>531948331Chinks sell those accs for like $30
Make sure to mention you're a girl so they raise the price to $50 :)
>>531948356Are the codes sorted numerically? So I'm fucked if my code starts with a 9?
>>531947907grooming
Though whether it's the trainer or the Uma depends on the horse
>>531947907sex with trainers
>>531948154>221 stam maestrolovely, just lovely
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>>531948164>What are the good Frontrunner heals then?The skill from a SSR guts card
I haven't won any wins after testing out new horses
Are any of these good for a long runner? (end or pace)
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>>531947801Curren chan the 27th, smart falcon would be like two weeks or so after that.
>>531948450the listed results are sorted by total sparks it seems. that has been my observation. be sure to increase the results shown cap as well. eventually, the top results are going to get flooded as this site becomes used thus people will need to hunt down the list.
>>531948480Me when I show my trainer how high I can count plus one
>>531948023Oguri Cap and Taiki Shuttle are the most meta picks since they have relatively good sprint and dirt affinities and so can be more easily trained for those horse-starved spots, but none of the available horses are actually better than others. You're better off picking whichever you like the most.
Also, make sure to spend the random guaranteed 3* tickets first so you don't end up with dupe horses.
>>531948495I have
>>531948023, so I guess I should focus on Front Leading Umas.
>>531948512Yeah bro, I'm sure the director and Tazuna are perfectly normal humans. Just don't pay attention to their strength and speed!
I want to roll for the sexy sleepy German horse
Are any of these good for a long runner? (end or pace)
>>5319477893 white recovery skills = 1 gold recov. Or if you luckgawd an MLB cafe, just use her and actually click on stamina lol (she has 70 specialty priority).
What's the standard deck is like? 3 spd 2 pwr/sta 1 int???
>>531948556Teio and Rudolf would never hurt me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM
REMINDER TO FOLLOW THE MANDATORY GUIDE BY SERIRU (he saved thousands of JPgods for more than 3 years already)
>>531948695hold it the card or some seconds
then read their skills tab
>>531948687Love fucking Teio
>>531948610>Falcon mid august>Seiun might even land in septemberDon't give me hope anon...
>>531948695Do you have sweep tosho or hishi amazon?
I love Symboli Rudolf, but I also have both versions on JP. I got a pick ticket because I was going to roll for the scam gacha with Gentilldonna in the pull (didn't get her though...) and now I'm not sure who to pick. Is there like, a list of horses worth picking up somewhere
>>531948632The only thing I have of note is MLB kita, and the largest search option only lists codes up to 16xx....
What sparks would people be searching for so I can have those on my borrow uma?
>>531948695also wtf, don't level up guts cards, you're wasting monies there
I have 200 points on the Tokai Teio banner and already have her, should I get her to 4* or get a McQueen? I dont particularly like McQueen.
>>531948846Yeah I have them selected, both at 2LB.
>>531949063Very carefully.
>>531948742REPEAT: UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUGH I'M FFFFFFFFFUCKING JUICED UP BRAH
>>531949063Fuck her fat tits and tell her she's pretty.
WHAT BABYLONIAN DEMON DO I HAVE TO SELL MY SOUL TO FOR GOOD SPARKS???
>>531948742I will in 3 years.
>>531948715white recoveries are so inefficient you're better off just getting more base stamina. also it's closer to 4 white for a gold.
Noooo my 12k... if only she didn't lose 2 races...
>no maestro
I'm f2p.
>>531949063protein shakes
>>531948980Erika leave the princess' panties alone
>>531949150Is this legal?
>>531948898hmm, you're right that it orders the list based on ID.
people generally hunt 9-spark staminas or powers.
I love Top Road's cute forehead
>>531949063put a bag in her face
>>531949214Disqualified for Roid usage
>>531949214in uma racing there are winners and there are losers
Well I got the meme girl reroll. So can I make enough carats to guarantee a fifth copy? Should I not spend any on pulling honses yet until fully uncap Kita?
>>531948661>I have >>531948023, so I guess I should focus on Front Leading Umas.That, or check skills granted by potential. Vodka and Top Gun only need lv3 to get a gold recovery while Tachyon, Daiwa need lv5
>>531949063stuff her oven
Alright bros, what's the best way to farm event points?
>>531947645Skill activation and is how horses determine if they move up or not when racing.
>>531949274that's a donkey btw.
>Random ass horse video in my youtube recs
>All the comments are about Umamusume
Real horse stonks going up these days.
>>5319489804* a unit doesn't really make a difference. I'd grab McQueen just to have another trainee.
Which ones do I level up first?
What stats do sex with horses train?
>>531949264Would anyone give a shit about 6* URA finale + more worthless white sparks than I can name? I've been such a fucking lucklet that I haven't found a single 3* in ANY stat
>>531949424I'm going out but there's a bunch of (Canadian) graded race tomorrow.
Feed your trainee. Then feed her more. Then more.
>>531949463guts if you're ugly
>>531949458Manhattan Cafe is very good.
>>531949201What kind of a deck did you use for that?
>>531949458SR manhattan is the only one you should be leveling.
how the FUCk do you get more monies
>>531949458manhattan cafe 100%
bit of a newbab; should I be rolling down for an mlb kita?
i got two in 30 pulls and now i have like 22k~ carats leftover but I heard in a few months i'll be able to uncap it to max without rolling extra copies?
Should I be rolling for something else?
unrelated question; what is a respectable score/rating for a horse as a newbab? I seem to be kind of walled around 6-7k but I don't know if that's because I suck at training or because I don't have parents/cards leveled
thank you for your consideration
2nd try
And she lost again
I give up. Fuck you losing ticket not gonna waste anymore clocks on you
How do you know if a skill is good or not?
>>531949470ura finale actualyl gives stats so its pretty good, but itd never ever take priority over a 2-3 stam/power
man I really dislike hearing everytime hat old woman commentator in the anime, she sounds so emotionless and dead inside
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What a baby. Loved this trio, I really enjoy rivalries, friendships and leaning on each other. Lovely ladies, makes me want to roll for all three but I think I better save for Tama.
>>531949424it's kind of annoying all the comment sections are just brainless DAE HERE CAUSE OF HORSE GAYME?? UPVOTE TO LEFT
>>531949526Where would one watch those? I'm not subscribed to any network.
>>531949635just burn all of your carats on that banner until you spark at least once (200 rolls), the uncap materials can be used on other must-have cards like FM or SC
>>531949687you look at the spreadsheet and pretend you know what youre doing
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I got oguri cap from the random SSR, who do I get for my ticket
Also when does this horse show up
>>531949742how do i unlock this song
>>531949424good. Secretariat and Skibidi Rizz uma soon.
>>531949687https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview
I NEDD MANHATTAN CAFE IN GLOBAL RIGHT NOW
>>531949710well she's not a voice actor but a real commentator
>>531949687>positioning abilities and skills with odd activation requirements bad >skills that boosts speed and endurance good
Is this amount of inbreeding possible/good or should i get different grandparetns?
>>531949470my legacy is only a 7-spark stamina but it has a lot of good whites (and three good uniques) and it gets used plenty. granted, a lot of these people renting my shit would never touch it if they knew how to access better rentals but it's not a matter of 9-spark or bust.
if i dont have trouble keeping up midrace, does midrace velocity actually do anything?
i still can't tell what really affects your midrace positioning and whether wit, power, or speed are the most relevant
>>531949736https://woodbine.com/ Here you go, they actually stream them for free since it helps betting.
>>531949810that ssr is in like 3 months and it's mediocre
that uma is in maybe a year
How hairy are the uma pussies?
>>531949949it is possible and it is encouraged and sanctioned by the academy
>>531949828You do not unlock the song. The song unlocks you.
Take debuffs. If you're going to lose make it hell for everyone else.
>>531947907wit game, activate all the skills
taking my wife Daiwa Scarlet for a ride
>>531948742Fuck it I'll follow his guide and see how well I do
>>531949742>2(dos) lyricists?
just did a wit run with vodka and got spooked by an A rating at the end screen. this is my highest rating with her but she seems completely useless in pvp. im surprises i made it through URA without gourmand ever showing up.
>>531950081That can't be good for the car
Is there a limit to legacies bonuses?
Give me this woman Cygames
>>531949963How did you get people to add you?
>>531950169it's a car it doesn't have feelings
>he wasted time making his own 9* but without optimal PvP grey sparks
ISHYGDDT
>>531950156One came up with "Bakushin" and the other came up with "Bakushinshin".
>>531950203she doesn't care about (you)
>>531950218show me your 9* URA Finale then
>>531949996From the earlier posts, clean shaven and smooth. I guess it makes sense because they race
HOW DO I GET THEM TO STOP BREAKING MY DOOR DOWN
>>531949595Borrowed a mlb kitasan.
>>531949949It's one way to increase your gene points. Be sure to race lots of G1s.
>>531949726You should at least roll Taishin. She's good.
Just expect her before Kikka Sho event to almost end your end.
>>531950209i sat in top 100 for awhile early on in the game. i've had sporadic follows since offering a 3LB SC.
Is there a quick guide on how to start farming for good legacies?
Career Failed
>Goals 3/8
Couldn't even place top 5.
>getting head from my horse wife
>no gag reflex so just full on deep throat
>nut down her throat even though she said not to
>she just lays down and dies
>>531949726Don't roll for Taishin, she has a guaranteed double mood down event with a debuff.
>>531949828For me it literally unlocked less than 1 hour into the game, so I just thought it was a default thing, turns out a lot of people post about not having it unlocked which is weird.
>>531949635Getting beyond Bs is the first real obstacle. You can get to an A (1200) with good luck and planning, but it will get easier as you get better parents and leveled-up cards.
>>531949874she and tachyon really carry the movie. Idk who the fucks bright idea it was to make jungle pocket the protag
>>531950496stack speed and stamina early on
>>531949063the anons werent very helpful but whatever im doing is working
>>531950639can't be as bad as Halloween Meisho "you do a race you fuck yourself, but you need to do races for Fans" Doto
>>531950513>Can't throw up>just lay down and dieAlrighty then. That's as blunt and straight forward as that aussie "how to kill a horse" guide is.
>>531950505>>531950657>>531950679buncha (based) boyfaggots you guys are
>>531950513>if they eat something bad they just lay down and dieHow do they survive in nature? That doesn't seem efficient.
>>531950639>double it's a full mood down, it was reduced later
>>531949828Bakushin will wish it on the jukebox. Endlessly.
I finally did it. Undefeated .
HOLYYY FUCKING SHIT HOW DO YOU LOSE DEBUT THREE TIMES RICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
When considering supports, whatโs more important CURRENTLY: attribute or skills? Like, Iโve got Eishen Flash and use on her front runners because sheโs Speed + good events, but is that wrong if I have letโs say a Power support with good front runner skills?
When the fuck are they giving us more carats. Is honeymoon phase over??????
>>531950782nature made all the bad things near them taste bad to them so they don't eat it.
>>531950679ope had 5 minutes of screen time and made the movie infinitely better for me.
>>531950845time to send her to the sashimi machine bro
>>531950845Run her as pace
>>531950845she's doing her best okay
>>531950782horses have been domesticated for millenia, maybe they didn't have this issue before but selective breeding introduced this minor mishap in ther digestive tract
t. has no idea how biology or domestication works
>To learn English, I made this video.
>Wording, pronunciation, I'm wrong.
Love this fucker
Tamamo Chud > Oguri Cringe
>>531950868SWIPE SWIPE SWIPE SWIPE!!!!!
>>531950941why is she like this
>>531950854hmm good point
>>531950845not sure ive lost debut since i started just making literally anyone front runner for just debut
Oguri Reddit
Tamamo 4chan
>>531951008What the fuck is your problem?
>>531950797>laterThat means it will still be double on global.
>tfw reading /uma/ more than playing uma
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>jobs until senior year
>>531950940i don't get this meme at all, i'm only going to get hit by like two of those debuffs in the worst case scenario.
>>531950854Attribute*
*Except if your planned build requires a skill from a specific card and you are fairly confident you will get it (e.g. Swinging Maestro from Super Creek)
>>531951121You should read Natie's story instead, it's cute.
Is it even possible to reach 1100 stam with only 2 stam cards and no 9* stam?
>>531951060Thanks, but that doesnโt answer my question.
>>531950389>>531950639Honestly I really want to. I think she is one of the cutest designs. Maybe I just like jackets and tummies. I regret never getting her in jp(I started with Pokke release).
>>531951121I already met my personal quota for the day so I'm doing the same...
>>531950854skills are becoming more important. it's a combination of kitasan (which unlocks the addition of a wit card), MLB SRs, and race bonus granting more SP. that said, stats are still the top priority. obviously, if you can hit similar speeds with eishin slotted in vs. sweep then you go with the one that offers more relevant/better skills. this decision-making is the backbone of the game. do what you feel is best.
>>531951121now is the first time in maybe a week in which i haven't had a career run on
i ran out of tp
just 20 more pulls and I'll get to spark for mlb kita...
>>531949726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu40McYLanY
It'll be easy to get her since Tamamo gets 100 free rolls on her banner.
>>531950956what is this from?
This german whore can't come quicker...
>>531950956>How to read the diagram>Support picture>I mispronounce it>Please reinforce with pictures>>531951268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM
>>531951264when is her banner? half anni?
>>531951225are you more worried about getting the skills or do you need a good card to raise your stats quickly?
For club rankings at what rank is the class S and SS cutoff?
>>531950941Congratulations on your marriage, Mr. Ship
REMINDER that dirty crooked Mejiro McQueen CHEATED in a race and should be BANNED from Racing Ever Again!
Does anyone know when guts is gonna get reworked or buffed and be more useful than how it is nowadays? It'd be nice to have more stuff to mess around with...
GOLDSHIP GOLDSHIP GOLDSHIP
>>531951121Watch the anime?
Hey trainer-san dont you think I'm to old to be trained? Why dont you go find yourself an young Uma with untapped potential haha...
I took off Tazuna's hat and there were no horse ears at all. She had a normal human woman head
goldSHIT goldSHIT goldSHIT
focus and concentration are surprisingly good, they greatly help prevent your front/pace from getting slowed down by being boxed in early.
>>531951481you can utilize gut cards right now if you really wanted but it's only to unlock S-rank.
>>531948826we're going at around 1.6x the JP pace, Seiun in late september or so lines up
>>531951452Just call her fat and make her cry
>borrow 1 of 3 uma for the day
>hors immediately starts jobbing
every time, 3 times a day
>>531951550that's reassuring
>>531951368Actually I'm wrong it's not 100 since her banner ends before you can use all 100. But it's some time after half anni.
>>531950639It pays off massively before haruten if you got it all fixed.
>>531950797Yeah kek. It was my first time experiencing a purple mood when a ran her.
>>531951167You haven't met anyone who actually builds REAL 1.2k INTMAXXED cancer horses, and the coveted guaranteed gold activation 564 skill.
>>531951524stop trying to make me like her because its working very well
>>531951524breeding teio infront of rudolf
>>531950639save tazuna's 4th date to cancel it out and then you get +28 to all stats a few turns later
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Are taking Chiyodoggo's advice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhSVr7_Wzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZzDwyKSz7A
I love this weeb so much! I thought sheโd be too Ken-sama for me to enjoy originally, but after playing through her career she became one of my favorites. She was my first hot spring trip too.
>>531951752What would getting pregnant do for the emperor's public image?
>>531951329really fucking annoying
>>531951524Time for daily sex training
>>531951689Breeding Rudolf in front of Teio.
>>531951794Hey... emperors need heirs y'know...
Very subtle emperor propaganda...
>>531951452agreed, but her genes are still renowned so she should start breeding immediately
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why are rudolf fags so fucking obnoxious
>>531951854this is probably hotter
>turning the uma teio idolized and admired since she was young into a slobbering mess infront of her
Sex with Gold Ship would suck because she'd do some weird bit or roleplay like granny roleplay or something in the middle that's kind of off putting and a turn off but she'd start fucking you like a jet engine and make you cum your brains out at the same time all in an effort to give you really weird fetishes so she can laugh at you for it.
You club will be class SS right bwos???
Rudolf deserves the love and attention
>get a migraine before summer
>the last day before summer doesn't cure it
>spend the rest of the fucking game all the way until URA qualifiers going to the infirmary and increasing mood
Biwa is the best horse since she has glasses.
>>531951365>>531951960>upset seafag that spams teio abuse imagery
After pulling am I free to just cleat all of my R cards to buy scout tickets?
>>531951938mcqueen was a shitty sire
>>531947489 (OP)>the fucking tail getting in the way of the viewcringe
How many G1 races do I need the parents and grandparents to win to get double circle here?
I like BNW but I hate that crybaby Ticket so actually I like BN.
Why are people who get triggered by other people enjoying things so fucking obnoxious?
Alt Rudolf is such a shit horse holy fuck.
Her ult NEVER activates. Neither as Senkou or Sashi. Why would they do this to her
Some shops say their stock are limited to "this month", but when does it end? 30th/31st as usual? Or are they counting weird like on the 10th, or the 26th(anni)?
Canopusman... they still haven't released Ikuno and Royce...
>>531950941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd9Fs75c_rg
Love Golshi.
Stop being rude to cute granny
>>5319521290. That's misinfo.
>>531951995goldship rapes her trainer
>>531947489 (OP)average iq of honses? Are they much smarter than irl horses?
>>531952005its gonna be A. Take it or leave it.
>>531952143>spamming the same shit every single day>not obnoxious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAV5bsyONWk
>>531952082uncapping all gives a small amount of carats from achievements
>>531951752how is she so cute
Are there event reruns? Or if I missed out on the free spe-chan card am I just bricked?
>>531952192Would sex with granny improve her mood?
>>531951960trying to desperately convince others that rudolph isn't a man-faced tranny
I would destroy every chair on this green earth if it meant Rudolf would use me as her chair.
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I didn't know Almond Eye was this beloved, it's cute...
>>531952060OH NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVE
>>53195199596% breeding success rate.
She would get you pregnant.
>>531952236i'm running MLB spe with two other MLB SR speed cards and she feels like worst of the three
>slow as shit to train friendship with>forced -10 energy event that fucks you over at the worst timethe only thing that's kind of nice is the gourmand event but it's locked to pace chasers anyway
>>531952037should have learned hydrate
>>531952230Because Jazz Jack
>>531952236the card gets placed into a shop eventually and you'll be able to MLB it easily.
the very important title, however...
>>531952272What are your going to do about seat-height rocks? Or tree stumps? Or the ground? I don't think you thought this through.
>>531952236Yeah just wait till they introduce bookmark items.
bwos be nice...
what if it was your wife getting shit talked?
>forgot to rest before summer
How do I get A rank umas?
I got my el condor to 1100 speed which seems like shit ton but she's still only b+?
>>531952236Past events eventually unlock with full rewards EXCEPT you donโt get any of the titles associated with it
>>531952208boohoo nigga welcome to /vg/
>>531952501more stats and skills
>>531952501are you borrowing MLB kitasan black?
>>531952456no one would dare.
>Focus speed, it's the most important to go fast
>Focus Power, it's the most important to move around and accelerate
>Focus Stamina, it's the most important because you need it to do both of the above
>Guts lol, lmao
>Focus Wit or else your horse will get stuck behind someone who gasses themself out and will be too retarded to step sideways
So basically I just click stats down the line one at a time from what I'm reading.
>>531952315>No matter how much power you increase>When you're brocked, you're brocked.SPEED/WIT MAXXING KIDS
>>531952593Imagine liking a horse that fucked up its leg before it could really get its career going
>>531952456my wife isn't coming out for at least 2 to 3 years
Advice anons please, I was rolling 2 or 3 times for supports because I wanted dupes for my SRs, and kitasan droped me 1 copy, I know its "useless" but is the difference that much to a mlb4? I have a whale with one, but I could use super creek help instead of kitasan...
What I mean is if the difference is huge or autistically min max
>>531951859Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O~
How do I get my horse girls to play Twister?
>>531952661thats seiun sky
tachyon is tumblr horse (i think)
>>531952464>.webmneeds to be mp3 or ogg when I made sound webms myself
>>531952627whoever runs the fastest reaches the finish line first, so why wouldn't you just max speed? think about it.
>>531952456Global doesn't know my wife yet and most of you will quit long before she is added
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>support card event takes away energy instead of giving it
How do we break out of the groundhog day 3 year timeloop? Are paying for sins we've committed to the three goddesses in horse purgatory?
>>531952696the difference is 0 spec prio to 100
Which Uma has the biggest bush?
>urara won by a hair against taiki
HAHAHAHA
it shouldn't be this funny but AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>531952628>once guts gets fixed urara will be OPoh boy
>>531951051>>531951425>>531952178this fucking tank got my first legend too, absolute powerhourse
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE JUST ONCE!!! I JUST NEED THIS ONCE!!!!
>>531952818Jungle Pocket, her pocket pussy is surrounded by a jungle.
>pick these two skills
>horse runs worse
????
>>531952731>there are grown ass men who just listen to grown ass women make obnoxious noises in a fake voice in this thread
>>531952882Bro this happens like 5 times per career actually look at the other option other than speed for once.
>>531952814if you have 6 of 1 type of card you'll have a higher chance
>>531952814Gold halo/sparkle animation on the claw machine means 3 or more plushies.
>>531952832The trainers who cleated the haru card are gonna be so bricked... Is there even another way of getting the card?
>>531952816what does this mean in stupid person terms anon
>>531952543>>531952619You need a new phone first.
>>531952864>the earmuff thingies stay on
Does anyone have an MLB Twin Turbo? My friend put a kitasan black instead as rental...
Gentildonna sat on my lap and felt my boner
Are you a left-brain or a right-brain trainer? Find out now!
>>531952814The claw one not really just recreation spam in year 2 or 3 and you will easily get it, unless you suck at the claw game.
The other one is RNG yeah, you can increase your odds by having the same type of Support cards in your deck
>>531952772>support card event takes away energy instead of giving itperfect, i can spam wit more then
>>531952990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
>>531952990she appears in speed training a lot more often at MLB but doesn't have any increased chance at with her base card
>>531952943which is anime
>>531952832there's no way there are anons cleating urara guts. we literally know everything that's going to happen in this game for the next 5 years.
>>531952934Welcome to why frontrunners are the only horses worth a damn.
>>531952985>There is people that unironically cleated haru even though everyone knows that Guts gets a reworkFucking lmao, what a bunch of idiots.
What happens if an uma gets a major psychotic mental breakdown at Tracen?
>>531952943western vtuber fans cannot be considered human
>>531953073>>531952802Ooh, we have a dancing one yet?
>>531952060>projectionsseafags hate things like ryona
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>locked training on a mandatory race day
Thanks for the free heal memehorse.
>>531953227jap vtubers are just as bad
Why is this whore already in the game but not playable?
>>531952169please respond
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I need more end closers
>>531952934>increase navigation>run next to the railing and gets boxed in
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Which one is it?
>>531952985there's a paid support pack during an anniversary that gives 1 Kita, 5 Uraras and like 4 other SSRs. either that or waste your precious sunstones
What a beautiful and dignified random uma
>>531953182Her ears pin back and she starts biting people.
>>531953173Do they have G-suits for Uma?
>>531952731honestly i just save them as is from other posters. sometime they break and sometimes it works...
>>531953443I have a 1lb kitasan and im not rerolling. Don't care enough
>>531947489 (OP)>1 hour ago>not at bump limitthe amount of people we lost to kitasan black...
>>531953341many such whores
Lmao her name is Asian Flash?
>>531953104Why would Trainer-kun do THAT...
>>531953525like tears in rain
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this 3* spark is gonna be sick bros
>>531953525More need to be filtered
>>531949734The real life horse racing fandom will never recover from the umamusune invasion.
We demand to be taken seriously!
>>531953474She was glued for our sins!
>>531953525lots of carats burned that day. carats and dreams.
>>531953439Wait till she speaks... We can wait...
should I reroll for kitasan black?
>>531953630no way she is worse than Taiki
>Doing EX dailies
>Purple Mood
>Skip Race
>Wins
>Second race is Great Mood
>Decide to watch
>6th place
>3rd Race
>Bad mood
>Skip race, win
Why the fuck are you like this Duramente, who hurt you?
>all these white sparks
>2 URA finale
>1 guts
Man...
>>531953507>sometime they breakBECAUSE YOU BAKA FUCK UP THE FILENAMES! Let me guess, fucking firefox? It's known to fuck shit up in the past, saw it happen plenty of times.
>>531952731>NEEDS to be mp3 or ogg1. Wrong.
2. It can technically whatever the hell most browser are able to play, so technically you can let it load a mp4, m4a, or webm all the same, it doesn't strictly need to be mp3 or ogg.
>>531953598Grats on your 1-star Guts
>>531953525I stopped playing the game but I'm still here.
>>531953401>Bakushin knows the first three letters of the alphabetMy class rep is so smart
>>531953341Uma en is not ready for her weirdly animated unique skill and her record breaking marriage proposal.
>>5319535941) itโs tachyon
2) she consented to it either way
Posted picrel because in all honesty the cover art is just really nice
>>531953689did you spark already?
>>5319535981* guts incoming.
>>531953509what should I reroll for?
>>531953738your example also uses an .ogg as the sound.
>>531953738>Let me guess, fucking firefox?maybe
>>531949424thank God it never reached jojofags levels of annoying back when JP released
"New Trainer Missions"
Some of the races are in year 3.
this is bullshite
>>5319538193LB kitasan + super creek + fine motion
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>>531953901>This is what people think is "Mandatory" in order to play the game...
>>5319538193+ copies of kitasan black
1 copy of FM and SC
MLB sweep tosho
If you get a couple copies short on any of these keep the account anyway and roll more on the banner with the free gems from missions/stories until you spark on kitasan's banner
Why not ask Hiro to bump up the file sizes and have sound from mp4 and webm be standard across all boards?
Reroll or don't reroll. It doesn't matter because i'll beat you even if you have a max kitasan anyways.
Iโm really enjoying season 1 and special week is growing on me
How long until Autist Turbo becomes playable?
>>531953828BAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA! No idea if there is a way to fix this either, besides copy pasting the proper file-name, or fixing it by hand. Only aware that Firefox loves to fuck up the files for some dumb reason.
>>531953824Because I made them, and I prefer to be efficient and have my [sound] load quickly, sadly not the case with a lot of retarded people out there.
Using an mp4(with video) or webm still works though, always has.
>>531953630What's the worst that could happen?
>>531954012Special Needs is cute but just really dull. S1 is good for how chill it is but it's really not that engaging.
>>531953957if he's gonna reroll might as well get the best possible start no?
>>531953443I still have a kitasan lb2 account lying somewhere BUT
100 pulls made
1 air shakur
1 tazuna
1 nishino flower
BROS GLOBAL CONTENT CREATORS ARE FIGHTING BACK!! FUCK WITSMAXXERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPuDN8BB3_g
>>531953980Who is the target audience for this character?
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wtf I thought this was a meme and not real
>>531954031But why a tanuki
which youtubers do we like?
>grifter fight back
i dont care because id rather trust japs than literal who faggots
fine motion is a shitty meme card stop baiting newfags
>random R support card shows up during career
>realize all these hors rook same as i have to make note of hair color, orientation, pose, and even backgrounds to finally find the right card
>it's +5 guts
>forget to swap back to deck 1
>>531953106Kek thank you I got it, that made me wheeze pretty hard
>>531953126alright makes sense why she's "broken" if she appears thrice as much
>>531954167Gold Ship stuck it in and he felt the teeth, he pulled out 360'd and walked away
>>531953985Because you idiots ruin a good thing. We could have better file sizes and threads but it would be abused instead of used well. Just look at this thread, we're about to hit 500 posts in it before the previous thread is even on page 10 and while the one before that is still on the godamn board.
>>531947489 (OP) shouldn't have existed period, we only just now should have been making the next thread from
>>531922450 while it's on page 10. We just blatantly waste the bandwidth and limited board space they give us.
Am I supposed to rape her now?
>>531954148Uhm... JPSisters out response?
>>531954059best possible start is just lb3 kitasan or lb2 if you know how to farm carats for a spark
How important is the next meta trainee next month? What is so great about her skill?
>>531947687Fresh out of the hors factory
>>531954296She pissed in your tea
>>531954049>Special Needs
>>531953738could I get a link to the sounds player? I lost the script and for some reason my attempts to reinstall are getting borked
>>531953594>not wearing pantiesShe's practically BEGGING for it
>>531947907Yuri game. I'm a female trainer that exists to marry my wife Narita Brian
>>531953901Why are people pretending 3LB Kita is useable? At least tell him he will have to wait for a few months before he can MLB it for free and use it.
>>531954347you have to me more specific than "next month"
>>531954279Calm down tazuna... we wont waste tracen academy bandwith so much anymore...
>>531954425You reroll for LB3, then play the game and finish sparking the last copy.
Wtf I can't believe how fucking cute and beautiful is Diamond. I need her
>>531954148>referencing the troon r*ddit documenthe already lost. jpwitgod won
>raising sim
>no sex scenes
What's the point?
>>531953437Ive spent like two pots
What's the best Uma tuber? What's the best Uma twitch streamer?
>>531954189Tanukimusume is it's own world. they even have a dance.
>>531954296You marry her, idiot
>>531954403Either use the classic player as a standalone, 4chanXT which has build in support, or use both together (deactivate it in XT) for the "ideal 4chan experience"
https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/489508-4chan-xt
Obvious reminder to save [sound]'s using 4chanX(or XTs) save button, not using the "save video as" browser feature or some bullshit.
>>531954573>Porn artwork also bannedwtf cyJEW
Muscle power
who needs speed lmao
>>531954567why does my bro have massive honkers
>>531954641I'd tell you but I don't want to trigger the local schizo
>>531954425Is it that bad? I know MLB Sweep is probably better but LB3 should be better than anything else we have right? Especially since most of us only have LB0/LB1 SSR speed cards right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittiGXvSwMA
cute fanmade music video for MTKFKKTR's character song
When spark farming as a new player do I just need 600+ speed, stamina and power? Why do people also say to get 60p wit?
>>531954296>rapeSilly, guinea pig-kun, that's been her plan all along.
>>531954148>"hhhmmm int focus is false because...">shows the discord doc with unreachable expectations and statsreally
>>531954059It would take a week+ of rerolling to get that start doe
>>531950854I use Bourbon SR
wheres the free gibs bros...
>>531954810uma musume is a wit game. you should be training wit either way because rest gives no stats, wit gives stats and good skill points and enough energy to keep training. since you're training wit anyway, you might as well get it to 600 because at worst a 3 star wit spark is better than forcing the game to give you a 1 or 2 star wit spark.
i may have become a goldshipfag
no uglies on my dick allowed
>>531954862as opposed to jp video showing nothing but funny pictures and no proof
>>531954296She will do the rape
>>531954742Ye I'm just shitposting, LB3 is better than any other speed card pretty much, of course MLB is still much better than LB3 LB2 or below is when the card isn't worth using
Reminder jp meta was all feelscrafting. CN and global are using actual math.
>>531955067his proof is that he has been making guides for JP since the game came out
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>>531955163the doc is based on JP since the game came out
>>531954148How to tell somebody never competed in one of the spring chanmis without seeing their race history.
Hint: sprint is an accel skill race. Who gets the most accel skills to activate wins.
>>531954641wish they did the kemono friends thing and have a few of the vas become streamers, even if occasionally.
man do i love when gold ship drop kicks me
>>531955181Can this whore come out already?
What banner will she be on?
Only got 5 races left, are there any other easy ways to get money? The support level up material?
>>531955182>0LB sweepoh no no
Okay, what should I teach my Rudolf? I'm still pretty early on so my stats aren't the best
>>531955163>his proof is that he has been making guides for JP since the game came outThere are plenty of guide websites/content creators that are absolutely full of shit but do that since game release for sake of revenue through clicks
>>531952464>>531953507ANON YOUR PERCENTAGE SIGNS
We're slowing down, where's the new thread?
>>531955313who needs sweep? ume musume is a wit game.
>>531955315>Okay, what should I teach my Rudolf?Better jokes
>>531954641>uma tuberGold ship, Teio, Mayano, and King Halo
>twitchThey don't have twitch
>>531955346yeah bwo i dont even play the game im just here to shitpost...
Do you normally want to spread out your running style in pvp? Say like a front, pace and late?
>>531955384I'll beat your ass.
>>531955315Triumphant pulse is pretty good on Rudolf I like taking it when I can.
>>531955163so if you got back to year one JP did they wit max?
>>531955195certainly not with them recommending power cards, which were always unnecessary even to this day if highlander decks weren't so strong now, and even then people would rather go 2 speed instead
Is there a way to uncap SR cards later? or am I bricked with my 2LB sweep tosho
when people say pvp, they just mean team trials right?
>>531955435it gives you bonus points if you do
428400041612
MLB FM
Just removed around 40 2d+ inactives
would uma milk taste different
should I ever be pressing "recommended/auto" on the parentage/card sets?
guts doesn't feel terribly useful but every time I press auto it gives me guts cards (usually 1x or 2x)
is it just weighing SSR cards much higher?
>>531955384The puns just make her cute
>>531955454Thanks anon, she's learnt a new skill now
>>5319534370 (zero) 3* sparks
>>531951995it would be like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ScdR79HXo
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiqaUlox8wg
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69gHyqwb5yw
>>531953001Probably still cheaper than Oguri Cap's order
>>531955437What's her fucking problem
>>531955182these odds are like one a million
>>531955464yes, int maxxing has always been a thing for everything but CM, once guts get buffed 5 guts 1 int decks become the next meme
>>531955437is there a new sound post userscript? The one I've been using stopped working.
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SHE SAID NO PICKLES
>>531954664thanks, recently escaped my prior browser for Thorium and I couldn't tell whether it was some sort of compatibility issue or not, that version works so I guess I just had a dated script somehow
>>531955628guess I'm just built different then
>>531953995Building mid uma right now. Will be ready.
>>531955265Well I will be getting her soon.
Can someone post the affinity chart?
>>531954810if you can hit 600 for speed/stamina and power on a comfy run do it rng is always gonna roll off the table
>>531955465Fwiw the global build in the doc is updated for global - not that it's recommending power for the japanese version in all scenarios
>>531955646the one posted here
>>531954664 works on my machine
>>531955464Yes, wit maxxing was a thing in jp. You even had 1 spd decks due to how strong it was a strat.
Everything relies on how smart your horse is in racing. INT is lessens the tendency of getting panicked, and late starts. INT increases the chances of your horse to activate skills (which are far more important than just base stats)
INT training is also your TRUE rest button besides the occassional friend/group dating options.
>>531955572damn goldship. shoulda been one of the cuter girls. like rice. or... ... winning ticket
I like game oguri, but man just e1 of cindarella has me loving her. Easily strongest start to all the uma animes
Is this a good PvP build for dirt/mile?
>>531955650>he hasn't tried using his pickle yet
>>531955538Never auto anything. Get a few 9* Uma friends and use them as a legacy paired with whatever good legacy Uma you have. And try to at least get a single circle as the rank, ideally double circle of course.
does mayano top gun know what sex is
>>531955621>OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHShe' just excited is all.
>>531955646No. There is the real old one, the play thing I linked above, or simply using XT's build in support. If something doesn't work, then it's down to your browser, or your Monkey. My advice: Use TamperMonkey, heard that people with busted old GreaseMonkey are having issues forever ago.
>>531955653Don't mention it.
>>531955642>>531955783welp wit isn't for me I'll stick to 600.
front page colored tachyon doujin hentai
>>531955838good for mile but bad for dirt due to dirt B
>>531955894nice nati told br
>>531955675i dont know why they decided to make the shoes extra vividly blue on her fig
>>531955838>dirt BThanks for the win, bro.
>>531955675Holy shit look at those thighs. She's a semen demon
is it true that levelling up your unique skill doesn't actually increase its effects?
>>531955928That's not very emperor like tho...
>>531955767>>531955930Thanks, the player worked.
>>531955930violentmonkey is probably the best option now, still open source while actually staying up to date unlike greasemonkey
>>531955838Less wit more power B is a -5% to stamina or speed forgot which
>>531956032yeah it's just a joke
>>531956032>he fell for the meme
>>531955949Don't bitch and moan when your dumb horse brained slut trips and gets debuffed all the time.
Debuffs can be shrugged off too btw
>>531954641Maygi is the only real uma vtuber
>>531955970>>531955983Explain why it just lost to THIS shitter who ALSO has a B dirt then
>Try out Aoi card on a Grass run
>mood down from an event
>do scenario hang out with Aoi
>immediate mood down
>do it again
>another mood down followed by another mood down
>>531955928good luck, horses weigh like a thousand pounds.
>>531955928I want to be princess carried by Rudolf instead.
how do i get a dirt spark?
>>531955894>Always tries to kiss you>Always tries to date youShe not only knows, she actively seeks it out with you.
>>531955890cheers, umafren
still learning everything
>>531956161Sorry, I don't date little girls. Only real women.
>>531955675Holy fucking thunder thighs!
>>531956064Anything that isn't grease, essentially. Forgot that ViolentMonkey was a thing as well. At some point switched over to Tamper, saw things worked again, and stopped caring.
>>531956069I thought you wanted wit to activate skills to increase score?
>>531947489 (OP)Good for PVP or?
why do you retards go through all this trouble to set up sound embeds
just link the fucking video you downloaded and converted to a silent webm/mp4 and then ripped the audio track from.
>>531956141I think you need an A rank to get the spark so Haru
>>531955437>>531955343are there any other noisy umas besides those two?
>>531956096as I said I can't get into wit my run keep falling apart in the middle and am also not gonna go into pvp much.
>700 power
>500 wit
>skills that let her get favorable positions
>still gets boxed in every race
gold ship is destined to be a dumbass
>>531955182You should MLB that fine motion using the 2 items we get at half-anni, instead of the kitasan. you'd be drowning in followers because only whales or seriously lucky players end up with fine motion at MLB before it even has a banner.
I'd follow you now honestly, I use a 1LB Fine Motion on my borrow list all the time
>>531956109Luck issue
>>531955838Not for chanmi well depends on the course that is.
Rudolf I dont want your stinky shoes
It's too bad mayano has to overcompensate so hard because of how unattractive she is.
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You're taking responsibility right?
>>531956350Give them to me
I need to be turned into a sex slave by delinquent umas
>>531956241Score doesn't do anything and skill activation chances barely improve after 500-600 wit. 600-700 is only a 2% increase for example.
>>531956210I will make her a real woman for you
>>531956256>t. technologically challenged
>>531956072Do not sex, it's too addictive
CM hasn't even been announced yet and globalbros are already reaching for that perfect uma... the burnout is coming
>>531956109gapped by rudolf unique
What would be the best character for brainless speed spark farming? I'm talking about spamming speed or rest, nothing else and races if it's required (preferably small amount of them and no fans req). Barely lookng at the screen, while multitasking something else.
Ok anons, which ones of you are simping for Ryan?
>>531956402>Score doesn't do anythingIsn't score the entire reason you do PVP? Aren't the rewards based on the highest points you got in a single duel?
>>531956384Only if I can drink her horse milk
>>531956461>power cardCRINGE
>>531956276What people forget about the wit meme is that it needs stamina sparks to shine and you're likely taking a power card too.
Something like 2 speed, 1 stam, 1 power, 2 wit is a solid deck option, but even this changes depending on how your uma is set up. (Med/long wants more stamina, late/end wants more power, etc)
>>531956324>You should MLB that fine motion using the 2 items we get at half-annithat was my plan actually yeah, MLB Fine Motion and keep borrowing MLB Kitasan until her next banner with better rates when I MLB her too.
>I'd follow you now honestlybet, Fine Motion 2LB is obviously my support card and it'll be MLB at half anni without a doubt 581714576515
>>531956459I use SS for that
>>531956459You literally just described the 5head retard
>>531956416Iโm Tach-nologically Challenged, actually.
>>531956416Videos are less susceptible to link rot imo.
>>531956403You would do that for me?
>>531956384Goo goo babies?
>>531956471ryan is a cutie
>>531956107>Play ToF>Maygi has guides>Play FF14>Maygi has guides>Play Uma>Maygi has guidesI CAN'T ESCAPE HER
>>531956495but she's really good for end closers
>>531956384Only if she pumps out a dozen more.
>>531956471I like both of those underrated cuties very much.
>>531956459bakushin but why would you want to farm speed sparks
>>531956459probably Oguri since she can leave dirt genes and those are quite rare right now
>>531956459bakushin is literally this, even her storyline is "only press speed, nothing else"
>>531956478You get score by winning the pvp races a horse with less wit and more power will win races more consistently.
Umamusume on Broadway when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8
>>531956256 >>531956524Continue to cry about it, tech illiterate baby.
>bb-b-b-b-b-butGreat for you, cry about it!
I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU&list=RDbbb2FejtBEU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=PreciousGrain
>>531956461>only 2 wits cardlmeow mid wit
the game must be hardcoded to not make you #1 favorite for the ura finals right? i don't think i've ever even been top 3 favorite but i always win by 3+ lengths
>>531956256>all this trouble>downloading an extension and clicking a link in a github that auto-installs the script
>>531956525>>531956403heartwarming...
/uma/ gets more wholesome each day...
if theres no male horses then how do new uma get made...
Anyone feel like sharing a stamina card code?
>>531956725retard tourist still asking the low wit questions
>>531956416you can't really say that when people are in this very thread trying to figure out how to use it.
JUST LINK THE GOD DAMNED SOURCE VIDEO you dumbfucks.
is kitasan really as strong as people imply?
>>531956704It's just hard coded to check if you met stat requirements, not that you met requirements to win
>>531956725Trainers canonically fuck their horses. So yeah every career you've done canonically ends with mind blowing sex and impregnation.
How am i supposed to train super creek if i can't take her card...?
>>531956704it's happened to me a couple times, your ranking usually gets sort of fucked by lack of guts or whatever since the favorite algorithm is retarded
>>531956725They are all products of rape and coercion
where do you get more moonies I've barely max my new set of cards from the kitapocalypse
>>53195666Okay, I will cry with you when all your sound posts cease to function.
Have a very BAKUSHIIIN day, /uma/
>>531956787yeah she banged a lot of horses. i was one of them
>>531956787she's in the top 3 strongest cards (her, fine motion and super creek) but she's far more accessible to MLB than the other two currently so everyone's talking about her
>>531956787no she's even stronger.
>>531955503thank you anon
>>531956725male + uma = more umas
>>531956787she's really good but it's not worth rerolling your whole day 1 account if you already have 1 or more copies
>>531952832I used friendship points to buy follow slots instead. Are you telling me that I'm fucking bricked?
>>531956787sort of? She's extremely strong but it's not significant enough to "brick" your account like some people imply since you don't really need strong cards to win
>>531956861>he thinks you get monies
>>531956497i'll get it one day but for now i'll just stick to what I know works for me
>>531956497I assumed people would run a form of STM/PWR parents instead of SPD/GUT/INT since those are two stats that you'd want but not something that you'd want to train on too much
>>531956861golshi event in a few weeks should give out 1.2 million monies
>>531956664>lost to ugly pocket
Any club here doing a great purge after the rankings? Can you save a spot?
>>531956960Correct (no)
Just don't cleat her like some retarded baka maniacs.
>>531956960you have a long time to get her so don't worry about it
>>531956814Your MLB SSR stam cards...
STOP GETTING BOXED IN YOU STUPID HORSE
I got mlb kitasan in 120 pulls and it feels kind of bricked. I don't have dupes of sr's or any other good supports. Is borrowing an mlb sweep tosho better than mlb fm/sc for me?
>>531957109but i have no friends...
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>>531956658the majority of score you control comes from skill activation which is wit. my losers earn more than your winners if you use wit as a dump stat.
>>531957162get some nav skills retard
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It annoys me more than it should that I just missed out on 1000 speed.
when would you rest over wit training?
sometimes training wit like 3-4 times in a row feels like im bricking my run
but resting is apparently one of the worst things you can do while training a horse
>>531957162>came in secondsigh
>>531957202685
Mejiro McQueen anime outfit is very erotic.
>>531957162>No matter how much power you increase>when you're blocked, you're blocked.
>>531957168>MLB in 120 rolls
>>531956497but bwo the jp guy only brings 4 wits and 2 speed... no power card...
>>531957205>that musicoh boy
>>531952315>campaign race used as evidence
>>531947687Smartest BAKUSHIN. Built for MAXIMUM BAKUSHIN.
>>531957319me and Suzuka of course
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>>531957173maintaining a high-ish pvp class is piss easy without even rolling for good cards and gives a ton of points, you'll get way more than you need to MLB her by the time she's good
>>531957242I already told you that skill activation chance barely improves after 500-600 wit. Try training some wit in real life, retard
Was having a shitty run and failed at the semi-finals so I just accepted the loss. Got my dirt spark finally though! Yay!
>>531957319ew, a face'd trainer
I will only accept T head trainers
>>531953568it's actually A Shin
>>531957361holy 550 wits? is this the smartest bakushin possible???
>>531957254motherfucker i do
>>531957394lol
lmao
it's easy at first, but wait until the whales settle at the top. unless you are grinding a lot and getting meta cards you will be stuck in class3/4.
>>531957276The better way to answer this is by answering when I would wit training over resting.
>hors is about 45 energy, enough for failure to be a very real and very scary threat>Don't want to leave anything at all to chance and risk getting a mood down from a failure>need energy but no by much
>>531957428that's the trainer from the anime bro
>>531957310just use wit + field of view skills and you become unboxable
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>completely butcher a run with a retarded stat spread
>get rewarded bigly
It's that easy folks.
>>531957450485 stam lmeow
extra tank lmeow
>>531954167still no evidence for this
Just had the most bizarre run. Very interesting how it ended up going. Obviously its not wild, but might be slotable in a few different teams.
>>531957540Those sparks suck ass though
>>531957564>thinks stam matters in careeroh no no no
>>531956787of course not. it's an above average card without a doubt, but only at LB3+. it does not massively change the game, it's just generally good for any horse.
The chain basically went like this:
>(JPfags) Yeah Kitasan is like 2% more efficient than other options and you save resources by building it since it can work for every build unlike a speed card that gives sprint skills or ender skills ect>(Randos parroting shit including youtubers) Kitasan is the best in the game?!>(Absolute morons blindly following): YOU NEED KITASAN ITS THE ONLY THING WORTH USING!!!
>>531957487Bakushin is smart. She's just acting like a dumb girl
>>5319574744 should definitely be the expectation long term, still gives 3k points which is more than enough
>>531957361>550 wit>404 guts
Why running?
Why not biking?
https://x.com/i/status/1946547719151214975
>>531957045Eh, power is a bigger want when it comes to late and end runners.
>>531957327JP guy shows off several sets.
>>531957618>only thinking about careerlmeow
>>531957540it's an OK parent if you just need the stamina spark
pink spark is not ideal since there are so few Ends in the game overall
remember that int training not only gives you energy back, but also a lof of skill points, and int cards have higher hint ratio than other types
>>531957361>guts not found
I feel for the nice natie meme
my lb0 fine motion that guarantees me a practice perfect at the star is way better
>>531957685t. gachanigger
open up that wallet piggy
>>531957629how far out of control the "kitasan or bricked" sentiment got is still insane to me
>>531957596Doesn't matter I never have to touch stamina again and can go back to gutsmaxxing.
>>531957202That is a meme. It affects how well you change lanes. If you are boxed innit won't let you phase through the other umas.
>parallel intelligent species with superhuman strength and speed
>they don't take over the world
>they just run around and sing all day
?
umabwos i got two fine motions, super creek and kitasan as a f2p non-player. how do i sell this account for good money?
>>531957762>>531957629grifter mindset in a nutshell, gotta take everything to the extreme so you can make money of it some fucking how by clickbaiting
>>531957673my KING.......
>>531957817umas are canonically as smart as an infant child
>>531957264Meant to ask, is this a decent Oguri Cap?
>>531957817heroes of light isekai
>>531957827that's like a 50 cent account lil bwo
Why does the game give us a bunch of Teio pieces and tell us you can unlock umas with them but at the same time doesn't give us anywhere near the amount we need to unlock her?
so are zebras just black uma in this world that no one uses bc they're too violent and difficult to discipline?
>>531957817Racing is more important to them.
power support, I didn't have it, don't need it
stamina support, many players didn't have don't need
guts, I have haru urara treat as same as kitasan
umamusume is wit game
>>531957487Bakushin is a CLASS REP and HONOR STUDENT. She's literally pretending to be retarded.
>>531957827you're not really going to get much for anything less than MLB kitasan
>>531957817they're horses man
>>531957817They're apparently very rare
Also Genghis Chan conquered most of the world
>>531957264You dont need gourmand and maestro btw. Better to pick something else. Though maybe you got skill fucked so its fine.
>>531957817Umas aren't that smart. ningen women don't have strength but have intelligence, uma have strength but little intelligence
>>531957856where did her arm go...
>>531957817Way more humans and modern weaponry removes the strength/speed advantage. Maxing out Wit is the strat
>>531957948blacks dont extist, its just pigment
>>531956471not me no way
ines fujin on the other hand
How much carats in average do you get if you play the game diligently?
Who are the meta umas to farm sparks on? Does it matter?
>>531957673what are they doing
>>531957908>>531958009nyo... my luck... wasted...
>>531948480This bitch is always ruining my runs, but at least her huge swinging boobers lessen the blow
>>531958031Teio 1 sniff please
>>531957817they are woman
they lose to trainer dick
>>531957817They are professional racists
this is how you do high score runs in URA
>summer 1
>orange kitasan negro never comes to speed
>last day of summer
>i have no energy
>kitasan negro is now on rainbow with 70%
>do wit on the last day instead
>out of summer
>rainbow on speed
>no energy though
>rest
>have energy to train safely now
>kitasan negro is not on speed
i'm getting trolled where are the cameras
My son with my wife Chrono Genesis won, what do you guys think? He started very late too.
Currently top 2 trending on Japanese twitter
https://x.com/saseeeeeeeee2/status/1946775485369008452
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1946776208244646061
Who should i borrow if my sweep and creek are low lb? mlb sweep or mlb creek?
>>531958061probably like a 100k carats a month after whaling diligently
>>531958072You want to farm sparks on multiple horses based on the horse you want to train from their compatibility chart
So basically anyone who isn't haru
>>531958116they need at least one uma streamer.
>>531958116Uma have been png/vtubers for years.
>>531958256holy FUCK thats one gutsy smarty pants!
>>531958256are we still wit game?
>>531957817I'd run around and sing all day if I could
>>531958256wtf bros I already cleated my machitan...
>>531958261I don't get training with when you would have to rest after anyways, unless you're witmaxxing
>>531958285I'd probably swipe if 10 rolls weren't like $20
>>531958387say sike bwo...
reminder that golshi kept the franchise alive from 2018 to 2022 all by herself
>>531957762I'm not too surprised, too many terminally online people treat the internet like a playground. Every gacha thread on /vg/ gets trolls showing up for the sole purpose of demotivating the community, and the trolls noticed kitasan black was a perfect storm for this game. In 1 swoop they:
1. Convinced idiots to throw away accounts with 3 weeks of progress including impossible to replicate mementos from the launch window like the 1st event title
2. Convinced people their accounts would be bricked and demotivate them from even continuing
3. Convinced youtubers to echo their bullshit because they said it repeatedly enough to get noticed
4. Convinced people to go all-in at a poor timing, when many didn't have 30K gems to devote to a banner
5. Get to endlessly troll in the future because of it on all sides. They will post about the 1st event title, they will post about kitasan black, ect.
The funny part is that in 3 weeks we get an even better banner. Special Creek + Tazuna. Special Creek is in the exact same boat as Kitasan Black, it's going to stay meta for years and be a consistent borrow magnet. Tazuna isn't the best card in the game, but unlike Satono Diamond I would be extremely happy to MLB it and use it in decks. And unlike this banner, that one will have .75% odds on the featured cards. I'm sure the trolls will start saying "haha you listened to me now you're bricked because you won't have 30K for the better banner" as soon as the Kitasan banner ends.
>>531958391it was still summer, might as well make use of the maxed out stat gain
>umas try to take over the world
>โrelease the toraina-sanโ
>instantly pacified
So, am i meant to save 30k carats and only then pull for characters to guarantee them? 3 characters a years seems awful...
>>531958116Goldship has been doing vtuber shit since the Kizuna Ai days
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jesus fucking christ
>>531958469too long didn't read
when is the next batch of carats
Alright, who's spreading the teio propaganda?
>>531958487holy bricked lmao might as well restart the run
>>531958475unless you are a mega lucklet there's no need to always spark new umas
Uma's are literally god's chosen people how would this affect religion?
>>531958473it's inevitable
>>531958347Why is Teio looking at me like that...
>>531957276the literal only excuses to rest:
1. Major energy needed ASAP (aka summer camp incoming)
2. Energy low enough that wit training has a failure rate (you're not really punished for failing wit training but if your energy is that low then resting makes sense)
>>531958256I keep telling people to build full Guts decks for the crazy rainbow trainings that hits Speed, Power, and Guts all at once. No one wants to level up their Guts cards though. If they did, those 3* Speed umas would have a purpose in decks like this.
>>531958469crazy how everything after your numbered list is just lying, lol
>>531958469erm guide maker says to skip super creek banner... what makes you more trustworthy...?
>>531958262You mean MY SON
>>531958046What about before guns? Surely Genghis Khan's horse would have created an Uma empire that would make the Mongol empire look like a joke.
any fan art based on this?
Holy thanks for the free roll
>>531958617but then you miss the rainbows
my uma is a machine that turns no.1 favorite to win to 9th or 18th place
i witsmaxxed and their skills refuse to proc anyways
>>531958586It'd give japan an actual religion to follow and stick to for once. Maybe people would stop killing themselves that much.
>>531958475Characters are way easier to get than cards, and you only need to pull them once
cards are retarded because a lot of them you need at least 3 dupes for it to be worthwhile to use
>>531958528right here *unzips butt*
>>531958582Well I was a mega lucklet when it came to kitasan. 200 pulls and only got the spark. Same shit will happen with umas
I look down at MLB kitasanlets
>>531958656what free roll
>use recommended cards instead of random bullshit like a retard for once>hate goldship but fuck it lets give it a shot>end closer for the start race (i hate my odds)>7l victorylmao alright
>>531958649someone made a cute granny urara chibi showing off her win to trainer-san, don't have it on hand tho
>>531958710why is your butt zipped up bro...
>>531958649there's one with her looking old holding a walking stick saying "i finally won, trainer"
didn't save it though.
>>531957817>parallel>>intelligentMade me stop there
Why is dream journey so fucking flat bwos?
First career run with Taiki went pretty well.
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>>5319587381500 carats from devs earlier today/yesterday.
I didn't log in yesterday so idk when exactly.
>>531958758it's a lot of carats
>>531958487>shes literally getting stupider
>>531958648umas have been historically weak to trainer's cock so the thought of overtaking the human race has beve crossed their heads
>>531957716uma musume is a wit game. you can win runs with 5 wit cards, if anything 2 wit cards is low.
Ok I don't get it. I forced spam wit instead of resting with mlb FM and it's one of the worst umas I've trained in a long while.
Should I buy SRs or Tickets?
do you think they will ever let us uncap the framerate?
At this rate my 240hz monitor is mostly used for my mouse cursor
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Is this king halo even good? what's the point of having so much power in sprints?
(You) will marry your uma
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>>531958262Our son is too good
>>531958819>>531958971>>531958974i just wanted (You)s there is no new bread
>>531958935You already can. You just have to do a little googlin my umadacchi
>>531958854Did they... you know...
>>531958948bro id fucking loved to, including the hag in your image
>>531959032anon i dont wanna get banned, or use the phone version
Hello, I fucking hate Goldship. Thanks for reading and asking.
>>531958948She needs to win first. I didn't spend 3 years on a goddamn loser.
>>531958948Poor trainers. They go to tracen to scout and train their first Uma and suddenly their first trainee becomes their wife.
>>531957618You don't have career bonuses in daily races bwo.
>>531959061>don't want to get bannedevery english player used it for years on JP and never got banned
>>531959028we're not at page 9 yet lil bwo
>>531959061NGL if my uma got depression after I was gone for one day I'd question the nature of this unhealthy relationship.
>>531958256Christ that is probably a monster
>rest for the first time in my run
>night owl
wit game
since there will be SSR uncap item does that mean there will also be an SR one? I want to uncap sweep...
>>531957817>have the ability to do whatever they want and no one can stand against you>do what you wantget fucked wagie you'll never have this
>>531958641>Roll on Creek/Tazuna if you need SRs. You can MLB Creek with SSR pick tickets over time so sheโs not a high priority, but if you want to do early pulls this is the banner for itDoesn't exactly read like "skip"
>>531958256How did they get so much Wit? Is 1 card really enough?
>>531959194Yes and you get way more of them.
>>531959139>ignoring the phone partexactly.
>i'm talking about the jp pc versionthe global one has some anti-tamper or whatever active
>no it doesntit literally does, people been banned trying to cheat already, and I can't even get my stats overlay working
>>531958714kitasan is the lowest rate we'll ever have, it gets bumped up from 0.5% to 0.75% for every banner from here on
>>531958279Imo creek, she gets initial friendship bonus, otherwise she's a bitch to get her friendship up Only thing different with sweep is the specialization, but its still decent at low lb.
>>531959194there are and are very abundant, but by the time they're added you'll have enough good SSRs to never use SRs again, unless global adds them sooner since it took until 2nd anniversary in JP
>>531959261>the global one has some anti-tamper or whatever activeno it doesn't lol you can run the game on linux and mac
>>531959226ywn be a steam top seller
>>531958938faster acceleration
>>531958938She's a late runner. It's a bit too much for not enough speed, but late and end want power to get out of the pack near the end.
>random mood down right before a big race
>end up 2nd
goldship you fucking bum
>>531959261>the global one has some anti-tamper or whatever activeno it doesn't, I play the game at 5x speed with cheat engine speed hack
>>531958874Because int is not the only stat to raise?
>>531959194Yep
>>531959246MLB fine motion with very lucky friendship trainings (i.e multiple cards on WIT) and a 10% boost to boot.
How does MLB Tachyon compare to MLB Marvelous?
>checking an affinity excel
>special week is the one with the most affinities in the top 3 (tied with McQueen), top5 and top10
So much for favorites, I refuse to train this shitty ass horse.
>>531958621crazy how you can just say someone is lying and not elaborate and expect people to trust you. just about everything I said can be verified by looking at the original JP run schedule, or was clearly stated as an opinion (like me personally being happy if I get Tazuna).
>>531958641what guide? I've read a few and none of them have said to skip it.
Super Creek is already well known as one of the top borrow cards and there's very little competition for Stamina cards. Unlike Kitasan Black, Super Creek is viable with only 1 copy because you really want it for Swinging Maestro, MLBing it is just something you can do to improve your deck since you'll be running Creek anyway.
Where do I work out? The library
>>531959531Why are you playing this game if you hate any particular uma? They're all great.
What's the next support card I should be saving for? Heard there was something like suptix here so I'll just grab the umas I like there.
>>531958641now that's actually malicious lmao, arc maestro is the best skill in the game right now, and will be until much later
>>531958649why they make haru urara bite a metal bar
metal not for eat not for mouth not for horse
>>531959614>They're all great.Yeah, everyone except Special SHIT.
>>531959226I wish this game was fun
mlb kitasan owners can pick the single super creek you need with the half anni ticket you know
which horse has the biggest boobs
>>531959371She seems to perform better as pace chaser. She beat my bakushin with 1150 speed so she's not as bad as I thought
>>531959657speed Christmas Mayano but she's like 4 months away, some people may say speed natie but she's not that core
Special Week has no sex appeal
>>531959554the jp guide is example
>>531959608>tfw no cute (chubby) uma smithy gf that turns "bad girl" for you in private
So how do I farm blue 3* sparks?
All cards on the same stat, spam it until 600, and kill it next goal? The extra team needed to reach 1100 only for an extra 5% doesn't seem to worthwhile imo.
>>531959720I have one super creek but I want more. I want to roll on the banner for sweep toshos and eishin flash and what not
>>531958619that's in jp after the update that made guts actually matter. why the fuck would you build a full deck guts right now
>>531959404do you even understand what cheat engine does lol
>>531958648They have a hardcap based on how many horses existed in our universe at any one time.
And good fucking luck feeding an uma army on the march now that their nutritional requirements are 1:1 humans but several orders of magnitude larger.
>>531951816What kind of sites does Tazuna visit?
>>531959845>extra teamextra time
Give it to me straight. She's not for (You), is she?
>>531959845you want to hit 600 on as many stats as possible so they all have the chance to hit a 3*, a well-built long / back runner should end up getting there without you even really trying for it as long as you're playing decently
>>531959745Raw size; Doto and Akebono
Proportionally; Inari One
>>531960002then who else would she be for?
>>531959158>unhealthy relationship.WRONG that's perfectly healthy all Uma should feel like that when trainer is away
it's perfectly normal
>>531959845You still want to finish because of white sparks.
>>531960002All umas are for my fat balding ojisan dick, not for (You) though.
Soon I will breed my stam god
>>531960002I'm her ojisan trainer and we do it every night.
>>531959949every once in a while when I walk into the lobby I hear the pornhub music start before quickly being muted
does speed actually matter on end closers or long runners
>playing bakushin
>have the following stats second week of senior year
>holy shit this is amazing
>double stamina rainbow plus two others. 11 percent chance.
>fail
>go from great status to awful, energy literally drains to zero
>migraine
>infirmiry three times to fix migrane
>regenerate literally no energy from infirmiry
>rest, refill smallest amount of energy possible, twice
>triple speed rainbow even though im at awful, 2 percent failure chance
>fail
>migrane
I cant possibly express how fucking brutal this game can be.
>>531960073>a 4th simultaious thread not even counting the JP Uma threadyou fucking idiot, this shit is how a thread gets banned from /vg/ for a while. there is no reason to make a thread 4 full hours before the current one will 404 when posts come this fast
>>531960250not as much, but it obviously does, yes.
>>531960335wouldn't a front runner want more power than a pace chaser so they can hit max speed faster and not get boxed in at the start?
>>531959880>why the fuck would you build a full deck guts right nowBecause when you have a deck of high or MLB Guts supports and focus on ramping Guts training facilities up ASAP, you get massive multi-rainbow trainings that hit 3 good stats instead of 2. Combine it with two 9* speed parents, or maybe 6* spd 3* stam, and you can max out Speed, Guts, Wits, get decent Power, and have enough Stam to stick in the race until your Guts meter kicks in.
>>531959692my Teio would disagree with you
>>531960507no, pace chasers aren't going to box them in at the start, you get boxed in when the other positions start to align themselves later in the race
>>531960152Yeah making godlike parents with good inherits and great affinity for the future or for a horse you really like is 100% where I see myself playing into the future. The PvP at the moment seems strongly RNG based or just maybe I'm doing something wrong but even my highest Stam and well built horses seem to job hard.
>>531960092That outfit really lewd without the skirt thing huh.
>>531960152Teach me your ways senpai
>due 2 Bakushin careers in a row to use energy and maybe get an ok spark
>get 1* stamina both times
god damnit
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>>531956725play the gayme tourist
>fail a 7 percent speed training right before ura semifinals
>Mood awful
>Lose horribly
>Waste 3 clocks
>It's all over
>Somehow get 3star speed making a 9 speed goldship
Well ok