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Briar won

your elo potion, sir

>>532011839
I drink 3+ cans of monster everyday and im bronze.

>>532012142
maybe your elo potion is water

>>532012142
you'd be iron 4 without it

lolg is a CHADmages place

kill mages

>it's the drugs keeping me down

>>532012296
nah

>queue jg to int on viego some more
>vanguard crashes midgame and I'm put on leaver penalty
>queue sup
>client works just fine
I'm noticing things but am not sure what they mean

>>532011839
i perform better when i don't drink monster

>>532011839
*slaps the monster off the tray*

YOU KNOW I LIKE REDBULL!!

>>532012361
what else? when i play sober vg needs emergency bans haha

>i'd be 6'5 and own a yacht if it weren't for those meddling energy drinks

good morning I love women

protect mages

>ADC is clinically retarded
>Support recognizes this and just lets the adc feed without getting roped up in bad plays
>win game
Is adc elo inflated?

>>532012659
>feel like playing
>nah rather watch some league vids
>hey those vids look cool and they make me feel like playing
>nah rather watch more vids
>feel like playing

Zeri is the cutest, but then I hear her stupid voice lines reverberate through my headset and I'm reminded that I would shoot her in the head if Hitler told me to.

>>532013375
there is nothing wrong with her voicelines

>>532013375
at least im consisten!

>>532013375
Hitler here, i think zeri is ok

>>532013375
Just rape her nigga

I like playing K'sante because he's a niggerfaggot talking about his gay lover in-game that everyone hates
The seethe is hilarious always
The kit is fun too

Good morning lolg

Smartest master yi player

>>532012296
Zeri was H-man's waifu, he shot himself so he could be with her. I have a history degree so anything I say about any point in history is objectively correct and trustworthy.

Is there any way to lower my ping?
I'm sitting at around 50-60 daily. I dont have the option of switching to a better server as both EUNE and EUW have similiar ping rates. I have upgraded my internet already and I do have a wired connection

>Heil Hitler 1488 white power or something
>India super power bring back Nazi
>Indians are white btw aryans were litterally named after the aryan clan of India
Why are Mexicans and Indians on this website like this.
You arent white dude stop it.

>>532014163
The better question is why do other nonwhites get offended over their larp

Why are there so many girls on lolg?

>>532014450
name 2 on euw.

>>532014292
rhetorik is an invention of the white race

>>532014450
we have a lot of girls (male), not girls (female)

>>532013930
What the fuck does that have to do with my comment

>>532014648
-and that's a good thing
XX women on lolg are evil and weird
XY women on lolg are cute and wholesome

>>532013970
probably not in that case, sorry

>>532014648
>we have a lot of girls (male)
Is that why the entire general sometimes sounds like homos who cant talk straight?

>>532014515
stellacorn
spin

>>532013319
this and also it makes me want to pick up a new champ

reminder that Nami is nice

>>532014821
have you heard either of their voices

thanking god every day this isnt me

>>532013121
just had an adc so asleep she got people killed with her lack of map awareness. she was so asleep even our toplaner had to start flaming her all the way across the map

>>532014890
how do I know if I have a nice voice or not

>>532013930
please, historian, I beg of thee: what other morsels of lore can you bestow upon us?

>>532014685
Meant to reply to>>532013375

>>532015075
that is unironically a woman

>>532014821
>tranny
>dude who gets accused of being a tranny all the time for no reason
XD

>>532015082
>got people killed with her lack of map awareness
low elo hands wrote this

>>532015075
You should curse god for being so deranged you make videogame characters an identity or smth

>>532015123
usually when others tell you provided you aren't a narcissist and love the sound of your own voice, both factually and literally.

>>532015152
Thomas Jefferson was rather fond of Mel.

>>532015242
>no reason

>>532015075
could be worse. could be the usual 0/10 luxes i see

>>532015365
Fascinating! That explains how he almost ruined a game and an entire nation because of her. Thank you.

>play a perfect lvl 1 fight double kill and crash it into tower
>recall
>enemy has voted to surrender
I hate this game

Wish i could be a cute tranny, but there would be too much hate, sigh
I love league

>>532015283
t. got people killed from trying to save him being in places he shouldn't even be in

>randomly decide to go Clash
>search for team cause no friends ofc
>20 fucking minutes to find one
>join their discord, anyone barely talks
>one of them is afk from level one
>quits 7minutes into the game
>we ff and forfeit the bracket and cant play anymore
Nice. Hope that fucker gets AIDS not ingame

>>532015676
>cute
>tranny
pick one

Who wins the shaco vs teemo top matchup

>>532015847
Have you seen stellacorn

>>532015283
just another support player who can't read the signs of the adc they tilted into a negative mental attitude. I love being in games like this where the other laners realize what's happening and try to become my psuedo-support at least temporarily, but naturally, that support will rarely perceive it.

>>532015684
yeah like all low elo players you are blaming your int on the fact that someone else inted before you

>>532015287
my identity is actually a bunny but because i like catering to the community i participate in its kindred i think its refered to as avatarposting and its less of a derangement and moreso an approach to communicating on a img board but thats debated sry for the lack of punctuation that probably is derangement

>>532015724
fucking flaky faggots
better luck next time, Mr. J

so many letters and we had to get all the AGP BPDs in lolg

>>532015676
I wouldnt hate you, only if you were a discord tranny.

>>532016282
name 3 bpds in lolg

>>532016013
guess what time it is?

>>532016367
don't euthanize my fursona jinx you dyke

>>532016013
hi bunny, i identify as madman. i dont fucking care about how you type

you now realize that smolder is a 1.5 years old champ

>>532016282
going by the poll we have a little bit of everything else too

are you guys wearing gaming socks?

>>532015919
yeah looks hideous

>>532016785
you're blind

>>532016474
>>532016552
I pronounce you husband and husband

Ngl, with how much you cunts talk about others you're pretty much perfect tranny material.

>akshan complaining about qiyana
Glass stones and rock houses

>>532016897
this is so beautiful im tearing up

>>532016948
why

>>532015409
what is the reason then?

>Lots of girls in the thread
>But not one couple
curious...

>>532017261
bickering, drama and deviousness are usual female traits
could donate some of my disability buxx to buy lolg some little bitch starterkits

>>532016681
I BRING THE HEAT!

>enemy picks kog milio
>my support maokai leaves lane lvl 4 to play for jungle
>jungle plays around topside
>get dove 3 times
>kog scales to 2 items for free
>we lose

riven diff

>>532017712
there have been but it never works out

>>532017840
zm

Soooo.... anyways, what made you decide to main the role you're maining?

>>532017751
who needs it the most?

>>532017840
I was on my break!

>>532017829
NS

>>532017939
The champ I main is primarily a jungler

>>532016013
You have a Bunny OC or something? As a drawfag, Im interested.

>>532017843
one literally got married

>>532017840
hey wow I love all you guys (no homo)

>>532018195
Let Anonymous doompost in his little world of gloom.

>>532017939
i like to fistfight and toplane is the only lane left that isnt just cuckshit.
adc is nice, but i hate being forced to rely on others
midlane is the best to win, but half the champions are quinn lvl of cancer
jungle is for mongos

>>532017939
Thought Draven looked cool and like me so I started playing ADC and then it stuck. Playing adc meant I never learned macro and thus I was forever barred from ever leaving this lane

get cancer

>>532017712
half the thread is dedicated to their waifu/husbando

>>532017840
zm mnm

>>532017939
i like evil women in fiction

>>532018010
this faggot who cant even reply directly >>532018532
dont forget the antibabypills so his subhuman genepol ends

>>532018532
r u ok

>>532018532
srry im more of a leo

>>532018351
>i like to fistfight
>jungle is for mongos

>get to (ELITE) elo
>its actually just E3
??
Nah its because ive been playing into a shitton of smurfs actually theres been like 4 plat accounts in each game

what classes does each star sign main

>>532017939
im evil

>>532018172
>french
>narcoleptic
>overthetop emo eye makeup
>10 cups of coffee per day
>mains orianna
also knows how to swing a katana but she wouldn't tell that to you obviously

>>532019034
junglers even needed their own navigation device by riot so they dont get lost

>>532019083
Libra.
Mage, formerly adc, former support.
So, I guess, support.
FUCK

>>532018309
grim

Why does every bruiser take this exact set of runes?

>>532019157
IT'S NOT EVEN ACCURATE. IT'S GIVING ME SHORTCUTS I DONT WANT TO TAKE AND TELLS ME TO TAKE THIS HIGHWAY BITCH I DONT WANT TO TAKE NO FUCKIN TOLL ROAD N SHIT

>>532018351
>i like to fistfight and toplane is the only lane left that isnt just cuckshit.
Enemy picks a stronger lvl 1 and welcome to the cuckshed

>>532017939
evil shadow ninjas are cool and faker did that crazy ass play once

>>532019083
Pisces, i only aram

>>532019324
Thats not every bruiser, thats every jungler (bruiser). Its because smite CDR for cosmic insight. Conquerer is just always good pretty much regardless of champion.

>>532017712
The men itt are insane
They want a highter rank than them under 23 years old biowoman who looks like Scarlet Johanson and shes the one giving him skins and boosting him and she puts out(paying for her own airplane ticket herself ofc)

>>532019692
>Conquerer is just always good pretty much regardless of champion
what if i cant proc it to save my life

>>532017840
wp carrying 4 niggers

>>532019142
Very nice design. I'll save it to draw her if you don't mind, once queue clears up a bit after some upcoming short vacation time.

>>532019083
Libra
Mage top

>>532019464
you dont have to fight every second. i just played like 5 midlane games because i want to climb a little.
>orianna standing 30 meter behin throwing balls for 30 minutes without ever doing anything in the game
>quiyana who longrange farms with stealth
>hwei who only play from the other end of the screen

and adc
>you cant play because your supp has downsyndrom
>it doesnt matter what you do because your support doesnt

>>532019832
aw ty! hf
>>532019083
virgo adc :3

>>532019901
op.gg?

>>532019083
libra assassin

>>532019142
>french
Stopped reading

WAKE UP AHRI
wherever you are :(

>>532019083
im a gemini

*vote no*
*type we scale in the chat*

>>532013375

Is my voice annoying too? Is that why...? Or maybe it's my face? Or everything else about me?
I wish Hitler was still here so he could tell you to do what needed to be done a long time ago. And you'd listen without a second thought. Because that's chivalry. That's what it means to be a knight.

>>532020159
That's some top notch art.
Anything you'd like in particular?

>>532019083
taurus, i play enchanter support if not then a 50/50 between jungle and adc, if not then top, never mid
i also aram or play coop vs ai
mooooo

>>532019083
there's lot of fellow libras in here

>>532019789
I meant for melee champions. Ranged stack is up half as fast. I think also precision is just the best tree in the game, especially for junglers because most of the benefit of trees like sorcery is really in lane. They have kinda ruined every tree over the years and they have touched precision the least since its phreaks favorite class uses it.

>>532020267
TheForsakenOne#Hatrd
The EUW one not the NA one

>>532019083
Pisces
Jungle

>>532017939
God sick of dogshit junglers, so I became the dogshit jungler.

>>532019083
aquarius, jg

>>532019083
Cancer, bruiser. Everyone in this thread is literally retarded.

>Welcome home, Anon!

>>532019083
scorpio
adc

>>532020290
>>532019901
>>532020393
>>532020983
whatever the other facts and pixels may portray, we must put aside our differences and become friends immediately.

>>532020715
ah yes, we've run into each other before. I'm NA but whatever.

>>532019083
leo
supp

>>532020597
>They have kinda ruined every tree over the years and they have touched precision the least since its phreaks favorite class uses it.
Yup
Every game it's like 6/10 precision users

>>532019083
Virgin
Ranged top

they really need to make tanks stop doing bruiser damage. whats the point of playing a bruiser if literally every tank is just the same thing but stronger.

As long as I live, as long as I breathe, I will never stop banning Zed.

>>532021891
Same but Jax

>>532021891
If I was on my main with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did.

https://youtu.be/h-c0BS8a5bQ?t=171

>less than 0.1% autofill scenarios

haha yea phroxzon,i'll believe you!

Should have been pool party Sona

>>532019083
Aries, Mid Mages, Support Engage

>>532021874
Most tanks fucking suck compared to bruisers right now nigger and are sitting at below 50% winrate on a class that should skew above 50%

>>532022129
please stay far away from me and my new cat friends. no offense. thanks

>>532022085
>One side could get 3 autofills while the other get 0
whoever designed this system should be shot.

>tarzaned doing an ADC challenge
This is gonna b good

You are now manually remembering the one for all gamemode.

>Sneaky is doing a 100 men in one day challange
This is gonna b good

I have Tier 1 in clash but all the cool people have tier4/3 :(

>>532020147
>darius zones you off the first 3 minions
>enemy jungler fucks your bounce
>get skullfucked for the next 30minutes
truly a kino experience.

>>532017939
mid has a little bit of everything with the most transferable skills, other roles seem lopsided
>>532019083
leo syndra
lol

>>532019083
cancer
mid mages, support mages

>>532022565
I played like 1 match and thought to myself "this is so shit" then i gave it another chance and it was as cancer as the last game and i went back to ranked and never looked back

>>532020159
Do I draw her in black and white?

Bang.

>>532022693
Compared to
>queue 10 minutes to play my midlane champ
>Autofilled support

>>532022990
>>>>FH reksai
Surely you could've just built randuins or thornmail instead.

>>532022896
yea!

>>532020456
repost selfie now

>>532019142
i want to do many things to your fursona

>>532022990

>>532022693
that's when you reveal that you were merely pretending to be retarded and limittest until you lose tower at 8 minutes.

can i leave cutelow already... i hate 0 macro gaming.....

>>532023174
I went 12/2/13 and pretty much solo carried the game, did I not? I saw more value in Frozen Heart (and do in general) than I do in either of those items. Even outside of what it does on paper it throws peoples' auto timings off because of the AS modifier and I've found that has a profound mental effect. It's also got one of the craziest components in Warden's Mail as well and imo worked far better as a Trundle repellent than either Thornmail or Randuin's would. The only alternative I was considering was DD but I decided to go for the cheaper option.

>>532023471

>>532023612
props to you. most people here, including myself, have no fucking clue how to play that champ

>>532023350
and you guys thought the monkey was intended to be the sexy one

anyway i just demoted back to silver

Made it to emerald
Now I understand what people mean by it being elo hell
Every game is a coinflip, and everyone has a disgustingly huge ego and they love running it down for "plays"
1v4 2v5 doesn't matter, they'll run in thinking they're immortal challenger players and get popped like the zit they are
I can enable this somewhat by playing an engage support like Rell, but sometimes we just don't win, but they're incapable of undestanding that when I W R into the 4 enemies chasing my 10/2 carry with a bounty, I do NOT want them to turn around.
Then they spam ping "well why do you engage"
I fucking hate this, plat was so chill.
It genuinely feels like a downgrade in skill.
Fuck you cockroach ziggs "Josh" for feeding that mel to oblivion. And fuck you all for throwing every lead we got, unable to focus the one champion on their team that does any damage

>>532024853
They should just get rid of emerald.

>>532023552
>abusing overbuffed champ with no counterplay
Nah, stay pisslow

>>532024795
do you have a vrchat avatar of her

>>532025019
that's not fizz though

>>532024853
in my experience high emerald was the most fun, since people actually want to climb to diamond.

Riot needs to start a therapy program for their ADCs. I know they have the funding for it. I've never seen such a specific role being filled with so much fucking LOSERS. The second things dont go as they want they throw a fit and AFK. God forbid you have to play weakside for once

>>532025068
nah im too old i already got that degeneracy out of me in second life
i may get a vroid in the future but thats streaming related

annie

>>532025452
>i already got that degeneracy out of me
FUCK

>>532025373
does that also count for ragequitting autofilled supports?
i already get meds though i need some new mdma

Good morning I hate Mel (and women).

what causes this

i was spoiled so hard at the start of this year with all the fanart darius got sigh
i miss noxus, can we go back please

The skin that saved Syndra from irrelevance.

>>532025810
ego

>>532025452
i think this gen needs their own world to hang out in and watch movies on the weekend together

>>532025906
Not even her best skin.

>lolg vrchat world
too based to ever happen

>>532024853
you just peaked and are reading too much into it

>>532026079
yeah it has that but it's essentially a bunch of emeralds in one room with a few outliers here and there, and everyone else standing around in a corner saying my feet hurt

>>532026079
I would watch movies but not any of that vr stuff.

>>532023257
Alright, dont have much in the way of clothing reference so Ill default to pantsu+spaghetti top.
Maybe with another champ taking a smoke break

>>532026774
why are you posting this again

>>532025906
i cannot explain why i love this skin so much.
i know it is pay2lose.
i know it has a handful of good chromas and a lot of really fruity ones.
A sett once said "get this femboy out of my lane" while wearing that skin because he was too stupid to push his lane as a team. A SETT of all people.
I keep ignoring all the signs.
>>532026106
what's your vote for her best skin?

>>532024795
>already did the monkee
Lol I loved that one. Gotta say the bun is way hotter.
Monkee kinda cuter

>>532026079
its called moving out of your parents basement and alrady exists
also going outside

>>532025906
Withered Rose astrogapped

>>532023896

Soraka my cute wife!

>>532026774
i haven't seen her online in nearly a week, did she take a break?

>>532027682
this is why
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/6uq1j2/tired_of_having_friends_that_constantly_want_to/

>locked out of queue for 30 mins for ragequitting
>gangstalkers outside apparently gone and discovered nice bottle of vodka
any champs for this feel?

baa

>>532027845
i see
i mean if someone wants to just play so that's fair

>>532027850
kayn

>>532028217
play solo*
i'm a bit retarded and tired

>>532028450
if by solo you mean with his bf sure

>>532027845
>>532028450
you'd be able to see it in their match history if stalkers wanted to, what's the point of this

anyone ever take out all the keys on their keyboard for cleaning and put them back?

>>532028529
>use the app designed to let you soloq in peace
>duoq
huh

i been in hospital since right around hwei's release
is the game much different
was the emo painter's debut any good

>>532029160
hi whatley

>>532028701
I wouldn't be able to do so with my thinkpad keyboard, what I tend to do is rub isopropyl alcohol to clean it.
The only keyboards that I've managed to take out and place them back in was a waterproof one I specifically bought which just sorta slots in like legos since I kept spilling water on my keys.
So overall it depends on your keyboards anatomy.

>trannys cant even figure out how to type "i dont want o play with you rn
real s humans

>>532028701
ye several times, i clean them quite regularly, every 2-3 months id say, why?

>>532029508
Social anxiety is real

Samira is the most broken adc in the game and it isnt even remotely close and only samira abusers would think otherwise

>>532030050
>but muh problems
Oh sht up i have paranoid schizophrenia and even i can do that.
>but muh problems

>>532029508
I want to crossdress

>>532030171
no you dont

>>532030239
yes i do you diseased fucking cunt. what illness do you think you get lifelong working disability for?
makes you look bad, doesnt it cringe cunt

>>532030182
what maining adc does to a nigga

>>532030357
you sound retarded, gratz on your disability income you deserve it

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>>532030357
Why are you mad all the time? Just play the game you drunk.

>>532030516
i mean i feel retarded, but atleast i dont feel like some diceased cunt.
thanks, NEETbux is the best thing in world. I would even go so far to say that despite wanting to kill myself im happy that im ill just so i'll never have to get a job and just get myself wasted.

>>532029160
that sucks. a lot. how are you doing? a loaded question for you, to be sure.

I have no idea who is this champ

>>532031095
Based ESL

>>532031095
ionia ashe

>how anon feels at being too retarded to recognise champs

>>532030132
just play a tank nigga

>>532031095
literally Kayle

>>532030687
Im not mad all the time, i jsut got mad because some propably 40 fat tranny with acne is trying to tell me what illnes i have and what not.
You are not a woman. And atleast thats a 100% correct fact.

>>532031312
>gets outhealed and outdamaged in melee range by samira (ranged adc btw)
interesting plan

>>532031095
literally yasuo

>>532031376
What disability do you have if you don't mind.

i'm getting off my train soon
don't q low

>>532029508
you're expecting a sociopath to tell the truth

>>532031543
>sociopath
how

>>532031418
>out damaged
depending on what champ and tank you are playing
>out healed
thornmails nigga

>>532031095
Spirit Blossom Lux

>>532031672
brother, if you have to ask me how or why, then you should probably look up the definition of that term and reflect on the people you interact with. I say this not to insult you but to help you.

>>532030132
even samira players know it but there are only 5 of them, one in each region

>>532031843
no one on lolg acts like a sociopath

>heal reduction works
oh to be this naive again

>>532031543
Wouldnt go that far, just your average narzisist

Niggers will NEVER win.

>>532031095
thats me

>play Poppy
>people keep dashing into my W and eating a stun all of the time for no reason
>play Taliyah
>people keep jumping into my E and eating a stun for no reason
what drives people to do this?

I can't believe every mode is fixed and league is saved

>>532031958
the vagueposters
and the people from the last replys
haha...jmagine they would be the same, wouldnt that be a funny coincidence

>>532032209
ign?

>>532031095
Johnny cash

>>532032467
doesn't seem sociopathic to me

>>532031095
literally spirit blossom briar
she wonned

Eitherway my ugly trannys, i have to give you that one.
You're manipulative, sociopathic liars.
You freaks resemble woman atleast in one part

>>532032505
SEE YOU IN HELL #NA1

its amazing how playing adc instantly feels better when you dont have to build yuntal

>>532012142
>>532011839
I don't drink energy drinks at all, incuding coffee, and I'm D1.

>>532032713
Ok but what disability do you have unironically, is it physical or mental? You don't have to spell it.

>>532032845
Yeah d1 at letting me suck u off u homo

>>532032929
It's not gay if you're the one being sucked off.

>>532031958
>t. sociopath or clueless

in case of the latter:
the game is infested with 'em. the entire world has more of them than you may yet realize

>>532032891
Just read the reply chain >>532030171
I also just learned that its okay to be an abrasive cunt because
>muh problems
So i dont have to restraint myself from attacking people.

>>532027415
How big is her cock?

>>532033051
Oh you're that guy, we've talked to each other more than once before in this general. Interesting.

>>532033046
the game yes but i mean the thread

>>532032996
Ok maybe im the homo then

why can't we have nice things

>every game mode fun
>every role fun
how did they pull it off?

>>532033163
If it was about that topic then propably not

>>532032805
its amazing how playing yone feels better when you rush yuntal


they really need to start making items solely for these crit using niggers now that yunara also has a crit passive

>>532031905
Wow! Is her chest really this big?!

I cant believe graves has a girlfriend now, gonna go kms

hear me out
panth W becomes a short dash. it can go through walls and where you land you stun every enemy in that short area (so it becomes an AoE stun)

would you rather have that or the current point and click?

>>532033376
No I think you were talking about jobs before and how you did not trust me on multiple different occasions. You do work for your sister right?

everyday i get the option to have a good day and i choose to play league instead

I'm stuck in clash with retard zoomer junkies that are dogshit at the game. Never joining random clash team ever again

remember lolgen if you work hard, truely put in the work and get better you can achieve your goals.


there are no shortcuts. theres no magic way to get there. you either get better at the game or you dont.


and before you say anything,

the system is fair. losers whine about the system. heres something you need to consider.
everybody's playing on the same system as you. whats your excuse? he got there, why cant you?
exactly.

dont cheat
dont try to find the magical invisible path to get there, its not there


put
in
the
work.

and then you'll get to the rank youre trying to reach

>>532033526
I dont have a sister^^

>>532033636
Ah wrong guy.

>>532033164
hello, socio

>>532031958
>their are no sociopaths on lolg
ENTER:
azakana, saga, stellacorn, gourdon, b3llamy, vbl, yuuki terumi, vouivre, xaunites, shibblets (fem socio), piratesz, topdank, maqe, hibiki, spin, firestorm, ganymede, azuma minami, qikami, seraphine is 17/boodrum (low iq variant)

>>532012142
Unless you're drinking sugarfree ones or your sugar intake is literally NULL outside this (which I heavily doubt) the sugar crash probably harms your performance more than the caffeine helps it.

>>532030792
you can stop replying to me now I dont care about your disabled life

>>532031958
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/421214719/#421245240

i'll take an ugly tranny at this point desuwa

>>532034052
Amazing, i agree on the names i recognize even without knowing your list.
Do you perhaps have one for schizos so i can find a bro to talk about suicide with in a humorous way with? My schizo irl friends dont want to play league

Ideally a bio fem bpd with daddy syndrom

>>532028061

>>532034386
Hey im not ugly

>>532034052
>b3llamy
>gourdon
>stellatroon
>aza fucking kana
>"fem socio"
what the fuck

>>532034052
funny how you left out the 3 actual sociopaths while naming half the gen

>>532034227
*replys to you anyway
what now bitch
league of legends

>>532034052
firestorm is not like that at all

>>532034504
Depends on what kind of schizo theory you have, are you fond of /x/?

Guys stop being so negative
List the fun to play with, friendly, and cute lolgs

yay namedropped

>>532028061
more like braap

>>532033879
I don't think a suicidal yordle is qualified to give psychiatric help, let alone obtain a phd, can I see her certificates?

>>532034509
Bully Lamb.

is socio the new lolg meme

>>532034680
A real one, not just a theory. Someone who understands that im not negative like this guy >>532034687
but currently mean it a humorous way.

normalfags have a hard time to understand me

>>532033409
dont think i've seen anyone do this. yone yas need to rush boots to function and that delays yuntal too long.

>>532035142
na?

didnt make it on the list again award

>>532034052
well you got 1 right

>>532034052
>emotional players
>sociopaths

>>532034052
>lolg resident schizo at it again

>>532035272
euw
>>532035303
Unlucky, maybee you discover some hidden childhood trauma or so. I root for you

>>532034687
List doko

>>532034687
>fun to play with lolgs
anyone who invites me to games!

>>532035470
fren#ouo

vg vs vg was a lie

>>532035745
>Tfw dont have to go out my way to become frens since he fren since day one

>>532034656
list

I'm not a sociopath I'm a tree

Been a hot minute.
What does everyone think of the new champ? I'm big on Riot giving her real goddamn midriff.

Oh, they made a Kayle dating minigame?
Neat!

i hope that one anon and i become friends

>suicide engage burst for everyone
>1 honor
grr..

What are the skins and/or chromas you're waiting to pop up in the Mythic Shop, /lolg/?

I'm waiting for Prestige Space Groove Lulu and the Project Ashe mythic chroma.

extremely normal damage for a single ability to do

list of lolgs with vril?

>>532033612
You're back nice, so I was really curious which of these games did you carry me? Because interestingly enough, I looked through every one of these games, and you had some fine scores in some of them but looking at the actual stats its hard to find one that 'you' carried 'me' in

So which one was it? I'd love you to tell me how much better you are than me with your negative wr and how you carried me digger and which game you did so in

>>532036267
Hextech Poppy

Guess he got us again, no /vg/. But no for real. How hard do you guys think is it to create a lobby?
gonna open 1 in 7 mins. I just kill my vodka real quick

A new moon is rising.

>>532036267
Tristana, my anal queen...

>>532036267
Pulsefire Cait event chroma

>>532036576
Moon is not the only thing that is rising right now.

>>532036549
literally takes like a minute to make a vg lobby, not my problem you people can't fill out some basic boxes and advertise it here if they get trolled every day about eu vgs

stalked a schizophrenic man today nobody will believe him disabled fuck

Bork and Kraken feel really good on Briar with the buffs
Maybe toss BC in between as the 3 item core if you're playing against beefychud teams

>>532036268
>varus is a better mage than lux
kek

>>532036267
I actually grabbed lulu last shop, so I don't think I'm waiting on anything that they've actually announced. I don't think I'm missing any prestige yordles, at least...

>>532036576
built to facesitting solari woman

>>532036780
Calm down johnny, read again but less butthurt and you understand how it meant. I just opened one last time and said that i open one soon, i just drink a little more vodka to come down from the speed a litle

>>532036268
it says it's r dmg but its actually w passive dmg triggered by e

>jungle trundle rushes thornmail and frozen heart
>still kills me in under five seconds
ecks dee

>>532036801
god I love to see mels lose

>>532036267
i have all the content i want really, maybe the prestige swain emote doing the peace sign but i have a lot of emotes so i might roll it one day due to increased chances
i don't want to pay for the uzi pass either since it's all just red borders and stuff i don't care about, theres too much red cosmetic content already, give me something icy and blue

one day I will play her

>>532037174
Attachable phantom support...

>>532035210
It's very standard among actual Yone mains that know the champion, you buy 2-3 daggers and refillable first back, MAYBE brown boots and then rush yuntal.
BOTRK is really not a good item on him right now even with the buffs, it delays him way too much and it's a left over from older Yone eras.
If you get a good back you can straight up buy a B.F sword first item above any attack speed.
Yone current power spikes mid lane come mainly from attack, not from attack speed, his early is too weak nowadays to rely on just turning your brain off and Q3ing at people and when you do use your Q3 and W it's a calculated move to make use of the enemy laner fucking up, so a BF sword is your biggest spike.
Yuntal into IE is a massive early spike and pretty much frees up an item slot, higher elo Yone mains then go Zeke's because it does everything Jak'sho does for Yone but only costs 2.2k so now at the cost of way less than the BOTRK SB IE standard build you spike way earlier and you're way tankier.
Then you can straight up go into Bloodthirster.
Yasuo can get away with brain off rushing boots because he's been overtuned as fuck for a while but not Yone if you really want to push the champion as much as you can.


That said you shouldn't force Yuntal every game unless you're in like shitty elos of plat and below, maybe even emerald and below because better people will try to punish it.
If you're enough of a schizo/peak IQ 11 inch cock giga chad you can rush PD and never buy boots as PD is now only 10 ms behind AS boots and you'll get way more MS when you actually use it, only a couple koreans are doing this and it might be broken as fuck

>>532036576
i want to look like that

>>532037174
Yeah just queue up as Aphelios

>>532037021
He doesnt need to build AD when he can just take yours

>>532031095
Obviously gragas

euw vg is open
vg vs vg
pw: vidya

im pretty sure people are in the mood after this wonderfull thread

>>532037627
>euw

when does the /lolg/ big brother program start

>>532037627
i could join after i finish clash

>>532036267
>sugar rush braum chroma
>fucking hwei/viego esports emotes I missed cause drops are ass fuck you riot
>a void/shadow isles victory screen
that's all I want from mythic shop. and yet the day will never come

Sometimes even your closest friends fall for slander about you...

7 more for vg
vg vs vg
pw: vidya

Here some waiting room music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE11yXfKDNU&list=RDrE11yXfKDNU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=TheMisfits-Topic

>>532037961
oh right clash is going, well i got time

>>532037476
yuumi....

>>532036267
At this point I pretty much won't spend ME at all unless they bring PAX TF into the shop like they did with PAX Sivir, but that's a very big IF that likely won't happen so I'll probably just sit on like 400 ME forever.


What they usually offer is simply not worth the amount they ask.

>>532037174
Or maybe she will play you

6 more, slowly getting there

Discuss.

I got rejected how do i move on

>>532036267
prestige kda kai'sa

>>532038753
By just not caring and seeing if you can do better.

>>532038572
if jg and support weren't bongo busted literally not a single person would play the roles and queue times would be 10 hours sorry they just get to do whatever they want for the rest of time lol :D

>>532038537
She technically already is when you pick Aphelios

>>532038753
By getting up, saying 'okay', and finding someone else.

why are you avoiding me

>>532039001

I cheated on you and the fact it turns you on is a turn off for me.

>>532039001
get cancer

Hrmm. The Nightbring Vlad chroma in the mythic shop is kinda kino. 35 essence though... What do?

4 more for euw vgs
vg vs vg pw: vidya

>>532038572
midlane perfectly balanced as all things should be

>>532039161
>brokenbitch host

>>532038572
>it still works
how the fuck is that possible
it's been 2-3 years

>>532039468
its dahlia

>>532039530
>>532039468
*crazy4tehheart, peak schizolobby

why

btw its draven in the mirror

>>532039639
why does euw have so many schizos?

>>532038246
You're right it would be too similar, maybe she could mirror her brother by using multiple forms of spirtual mage weapons that can combine with each other-
>Hwei
welp

>>532038993
>>532038928
Thanks ill keep on going <3

>>532039749
because our goverment pays us for it. we can afford to spent the time

>>532039724
new skin? clown girls are kinda cute

>>532036267
>nigbringer lee
>crystalis taliyah
maybe one of the ashen knight skins but it's a big maybe, i have 300 ME but i am not a fan of most of the skins
and the skins are like are usually for champs i don't play (kda kaisa,ashen knight shen,ashen knight pyke)

>>532036542
Definitely her best skin along Bewitching. Also, I wonder why over half her skins are legacy only. Since I almost never play her, I think I'll never be able to get Noxus Poppy...

>>532036649
Really good chroma.

>>532037170
I thnk it's worth the money just for the 11 chests and 125 mythic essence, as well as the guaranteed skins (Project Lucian, Frost xreal and Fae Dragon Ashe), that will earn you a lot of orange essence too. The Vayne skin is also nice, as well. The autoattack sound is... fierce.
Maybe we'll get some blue stuff if they decide to do a Freljord pass at some point... Demacia could be it as well, but they hate Demacia.

>>532038110
Yeah the shadow isles victory screen is unlikely. The Noxus one was nice though.

>>532038527
Yeah that one is not happening.

>>532040168
nah it's my ai slop, riot would rather release another fecal quality golden-trim bullshit than based clown skins

>>532037757
need a big brother to mentor my stupid hardstuck ass

dont join the clique game, he'll keep acting like he can start and cancel vgs whenever he wants

>>532040591
region? rank?

>>532037174
I appreciate her guns and asmr.

>>532040463
i don't care about the other skins or more lootboxes, I'll just hold off for now, I got all the me related swain things anyways so it's whatever
the only thing i kinda want is the be emporium border with maybe the 1st place freljord clash banner but apart from this i don't really care much about grinding for anything in this game

eu vgs
vg vs vg pw: vidya

>>532040463
>Yeah the shadow isles victory screen is unlikely
I hear home depot is having a sale on rope I should go check that out

>>532034798
i knew a person for a brief time that made me watch these. And I objected every time. You know what? Every objection I had to make got harder and harder - they kept pressing for me to watch it with them. Their name? Taliyah.

dont flash into your team >_>

>>532034052
far too many blindshots to take the rest seriously. you poisoned the well fairly well

>>532041015
people unironically do this in diamond and i am so fucking confused
they will flash or walk on me with briar ult to make sure i can't help them, then they proceed to spam ping

unironically the biggest IQ check in the game

>>532041185
>biggest IQ check in the game
chasing singed

you have to type 'thanks lillia!' everytime your lillia gank your lane

>we will never get login screens ever again
How can one company lose all soul this much?

>>532041015
>>532041185
>Try to land ult on carry and someone else bodyblocks
>They proceed to follow their carry anyway so I land, fear them and my team blows the carry up

>>532034687
none of us are cute though

lyra died
thanks for being nice to her while she was still here

>>532041394
Any alternatives?

>>532036950
you know when people stink like alcohol especially when they talk? well, some people can handle it, but others dont like it in their precious vgs

>>532041394
I do this when she shows up. Sadly, usually no Lilias on my team.

>>532039468

>>532041674
They just made it so the log in screens are after you log in instead because literally noone actually logs in manually anymore.

the bottom trist game, the one i was kayn. yeah thats me not you

>>532041918
1 hard spank

>>532038537
this skin sucks and it's all because of that stupid pooch

>>532041394
Dumb deer

>>532042285
Deal

>>532042167
Uhh, worked last time and played more after. Sure theres people that dont like that im on amphetamines mdma vodka mix.
I really dont care.

>>532040809
full?

>>532040413
If you're a jungler maybe Ashen Pantheon could work. Ashen Mordekaiser is good as well, though his mace is a bit weird and the tiny winds when not ulted are a bit iffy.
Crystalis Motus is a good line, I got Ashe and the chroma and the effects and sounds are good.

>>532040724
Well, that's okay. It's just that it's a great deal of stuff for the basic pass price. And I got all the Swain skins as well, though I'm missing that Crystal Rose special chroma.

>>532042641
needed 4 more, is over now^^
might try at a better more wagie suitable time

>>532042714
oh i'm missing that chroma aswell, unfortunately missed that on the one year i was completely offline, ah well

>>532042217
the game you did a third of my damage with 20% less kp than me where I hitlerstomped their botlane was you? interesting

>>532042771
schedule it

insane size on this viktors r

>>532042964
Was thinking about it, im not exactly an organized person.
Will people take shedulds even serious with all the fakes?

>>532041291
or when singed chases you

>>532043167
if you made the vg like 4 hours ago from this current time then you would've had a filled lobby, do it that time every day or so

>>532043278
>>532041291
But what if i have force of nature, swift boots, celerity and sustain stuff?

>>532042897
you euros with your 100+ ping adcs on NA are truly magical

>>532043387
Wasnt the original plan, just fell for another fake one again

Goodnight, /lolg/

>>532043586
i'm not eu wtf lol

>>532043278
give it back...

>>532041394
I haven't had a Lillia in my games in so long.... does the champ even exist anymore....

>>532043770
Goodnight, ribbon.

>>532043710
those are still the wagie suitable hours

Pantheon is gigacancer lmao the entire game I'd keep oneshotting enemy karthus, then stand in front of him while he'd (without fail) always cast ultimate only for me to block it with E.
I guess some players never learn.
Yes he was also doing damage to my team I guess but they were all useless freaks so it doesn't matter

every ranked loss in the past 2 weeks in order of recency:
>2/11 toplaner
>96% winrate duo smurf on enemy team
>midlaner disconnected at 5 minutes
>autofilled
>autofilled
>0/13 toplaner
>2/11 toplaner
>0/9 toplaner (and 1/8 jg)
>1/8 toplaner
>autofilled
this may be the hardest my mental has been tested in a long time

dabs log in

any pro ARAMers itt?
please give me tips for how to git gud in aram

>>532043790
IT WAS FUCKING MINE TO BEGIN WITH!

>>532043790
no, i need the stack.

>>532044241
>>532044262

>>532044315
hey, no. get down from there. we dont do that round here no more.

>>532043936
I sympathize. In my games, too, it is usually decided by the toplane.
Sometimes you get freaks in jg that do even worse, but it's mostly top lane (and the disgusting roster of cancer champions present therein)
Like, realistically, what are you supposed to do if your toplaner goes 0/10? As a jungler, unless the enemy is fucking up and overextending 1hp, they're already fed and can usually 1v2-3 easily.
As a midlaner, it's the same story if you'd like to roam, your jungler would need to be present as well and there's always a chance enemy jg will be there as well.
As an adc... lol
As a support, unless its hex soul, enemy top laner will die of old age before you get there, and even if you do, again, you need help from at least your jg and mid to deal with a turbo fed toplaner.
So if your toplaner is shit/gets counterpiced/is weakside and unwilling to just sit under tower and pray for ganks, you might as well remake.

>>532044462
>what are you supposed to do if your toplaner goes 0/10?
play the bottom half of the map

>>532044462
just ban toplaners regardless of role. its what i do and it's as good a placebo as any.

really; imagine if both teams expended 10 bans on 10 individual top lane champions.

>>532044623
No but that's the point, you cant.
Most toplaners, even if they build full tank, can just oneshot an adc without a sweat.
A support could work themselves to their bones trying to peel a fucking mundo.
Unless your adc is playing a melt champ like vayne or draven, you're done for.
And even in those edge cases champs like volibear and mordekaiser can just shove a big middle finger in your face before gaping your 700g 20/0 adc.

Should I redeem?

this? this right here? this is love. this is happiness.

https://files.catbox.moe/2por7g.webm


>>532042897
Yes this game was me. I was in every fucking lane and without me snowballing literally everything you would have lost. you killed the jihn and you struggled everywhere else. this game was me. yes. and i dont remember literally any of those twitch games i do remember playing with you dont remember it being that many but i cant speak on those. you probably did carry on those i dunno. what did i even play?

>>532044803
Still don't understand why we don't have two bans per player.
With how many champs there are, and how many of them are cancer, new ones being added each year, it would really help the health of the game.
1 meta ban then one preference ban
Boom, games just got exponentially more fun
Unless youre a hardstuck otp lmao

>>532045134
some champs would go >100% banrate if you had 2 bans per person, pretty sure thats why

>>532044960
>Most toplaners, even if they build full tank, can just oneshot an adc without a sweat.
yeah so dont interact with him. if hes there, give up and cross map
other than that yes you are supposed to lose if they are ahead and dont int the lead

towel riven

>>532045134
Dunno, for some game would be a lot less fun.
Imagine you wanted to play yunara, but theres 10 bans.
Well, fuck u then because you couldnt

>>532045134
too much potential with troll/grief bans. Would increase the chances that shitpicker banning what he doesnt like and hostaging/encouraging a shitpick.

Also a lot of people would see their otp get banned... yeah as you suggested...
That would butcher the playerbase and shatter the pro playerbase. Your fantasy is crazier than mine but more likely to happen.

>>532044462
>Like, realistically, what are you supposed to do if your toplaner goes 0/10?
i'm an adc main so i dunno

>>532045308
good

Aurelion Sol is so much fun but I fear maining him will be a death sentence if I ever make it out of shit ranks

log in

>>532042714
i hate pantheon for being a broken piece of shit so i refuse to play him
morde is alright but i don't play him either

was thinking of skins like
>kindred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qu5XYtKBA
blue hair is literally dealbreaker + it's default kindred but "prettier"
>shaco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_pyO9jGqm0
good theme and all but it's tied to his 2009 model so it's shit
>kayn
skin is good but the champ is just shit, only rhaast matters

the mythic skins are just so much better than the prestige ones and they don't even cost as much
sadly they got discontinued entirely, only 150-200$ skins exist now with occasional """prestige""" skins like the qiyana(literally 1350rp skin)

funny how both ashen knight and crystalis motus was popular yet both of them got cancelled last year just before this season

>>532045103
nah it's not that great

>>532045121
>without me snowballing everything

you did not snowball me, i was up 4 kills like 5 minutes into the game 2v2, i ended up the game 18-9 with most damage dealt by a very wide margin and if i were to go and look i'd have the highest structure damage dealt too etc - its crazy that you legitimately think that you carried that game compared to me lmao

the twitch games you were playing mid jg idk there was like an ori game a malz game kayn irelia

you did fine most of them but you certainly didn't carry

which is fine but when you say things like 'none of you could climb solo' and 'i'm the only one who got their rank legit' it just screams complete and utter delusion when i very easily carried you multiple games

>>532041760
Uh im cute though

>not mentioned anymore
i'm finally free from schizos

>>532046232
>check my name in archives
>9 years later i am still mentioned in multiple posts almost every thread (different general)

eternal torment

its time to boot into windows
launch league
get into game
get autofill jungle and average emerald adc on my team
get stomped
lose lp
boot back into linux
go back to doomscrolling

>>532042212
Yes but the logins before were full of soul. Project yi, galaxy slayer among others. The ones that they do now lack that oomph that they did before.

>>532046456
nta but you really need to make like multiple different igns and stuff, if i drop this game and post somewhere else noone would know it's me

>>532045103
If you're into the pool party or ocean song themes, then yeah.

Though I wish her launch skin was something like Ionian Wars Yunara, like what she looked like as a human, before crossing into the Spirit Realm. She's not really a "funny" character, so I think the skin doesn't really fit her.

>>532046586
i have a different name for every single account/game

>>532046526
Heres your mistake. Its to stop scroll and start post

LOG IN

>>532046751
why are you looking up your old igns in the archive? move on and ignore those people

>>532045684
Which ability do you take level 1?

>>532046456
for someone having a problem with obsessed people you seem to be pretty obsessed aswell.
why do you even care if someone obsesses over your name in a videogame for children

not like league accounts are linked to any real life data and your account will be gone at some point. League wont last forever

>>532046842
Nigga i did

>>532043973
For what

Breast Jungler!

>>532047383
aram

>>532045351
>dont interact with the class that your class is designed to counter
>let them push the lane to t4 solo with demolish and hullbreaker for free
lmao

>>532047491
Sadly I cant, playing other vidya with friends
Might be on later tonight

>>532045484
That will blow over soon
Its the new (deserved) new champ treatment
Eventually she'll be nerfed and no one will ban her, or she'll stay as she is and keep getting justly banned
Also, if you really really just want to play a specific champ, there's always swift

Consensus on yunara? Another 200 years cancer champ or balanced (lol)?

>>532047867
she's literally ashe

i lowkey hope dabs trips and falls down the stairs highkey

>>532048006
no cap?

>>532043083
isn't asol ult the same size but without needing takedowns to expand

i hope dabs finds a twenty dollar bill on the ground he deserves it

>>532044462
>>532043936
top laners are all subhuman cancer... they just can't seem to realize how easy games would be if they just sat under their tower and i buff them up in the midgame... nope keep having a meltie everytime and go 0 10... this is why your queue times are so high lol...

>>532046706
desu I just like her abs on the splash art

>>532048072
i don't know to be honest i've kinda given up on learning this game since it keeps changing everything, the chase gets tiresome after a while
im like a monkey, i see things that look shiny and go ooo oo aa aaa

>>532047952
Vayne + ashe + zeri
Shes very cancer and over tuned, but people don't know how to play her, so it's better not to have her on your team
Her only weakness is hard pointclick cc and assassin mages, but with an enchanter supp like milio or nami, its gg

>>532048006
>>532048097
What about tripping and falling down the stairs and finding a 20 at the bottom

>game gets easier the more you win
>your companions get stronger the more you win
>it gets easier to beat your opponent the more you win
sounds like bad game design to me I dunno

https://files.catbox.moe/jdxva5.webm

>>532048165
I mean, she doesn't look bad. In fact, she looks good, hot even, it's just that I don't think it really fits her theme.

>>532048069
ong fr

>>532045103
>>532048165
>>532048447
very definition of a butterface
or maybe its just the haircut

>>532045103
my wife looks like this

>>532048783
it's because she has those chubby cheeks popping off, also maybe the eyebrows and hair accessories yeah

>>532047867
Pretty shitty honestly, her laning is abhorrent and takes too long to start doing anything and when she does, she's just a worse Smolder/Jinx.


They somehow managed to grab everything that makes ADC frustrating and condensed it into one champion.

>Needs support to be good or she's rape meat in lane
>If team doesn't peel for her she's rape meat for the rest of the game
>Needs team to initiate for her and peel her at the same time so she is able to stack up to start doing damage
>Even when she's huge in late game she's very easy to catch with coordinated effort
>If you go enchanter support with her then she's free to violate for the enemy bot lane
>Engage supports like nautilus can go on her no questions asked and there's nothing she can do
>Other late game ADCs like Vayne completely shit on her so you can counter her and not sacrifice anything
When everything clicks perfectly she's complete cancer unstoppable, but it needs all the cogs to be there and the enemy team to not be able to deal with it which is not always gonna happen and when it does she's still just a worse smolder/jinx.
Feels like she's only gonna be relevant in pro, but if they buff her she's gonna be complete cancer and impossible to deal with.


Yet somehow she also feels better to play mid or jungle and her kit works better there
>Can perma stack Q because you can hit for free
>Even assassin mid laners can't do much with cull + Fleet footwork
>Movement speed allows her to avoid ganks and dodge everything
>Can roam with jungler/mid quite well because she pushes/clears insanely hard and is able to move into river with stacked Q, a slow, big range and movement speed

But she's an ADC so they won't ever do a role swap rework like they did with Aurora.

you can ignore my post with those fake ass posts all you want i know you see it. i know youre seething its fine. i won btw.

>>532046909
Q for the lane harass

Neeko wonnered!

love neekers

>>532047587
Can i add you dabs

>>532049056
kys

Shen is so fucking boring.

>>532049696
I find him fun, always reminds me to pace my spells and combos while looking around the map.

>>532049548
Sure

>>532049056
subtweeting on 4chan, reevaluate your life

gimme the fucking emote where he's happy
gimme the fucking emote where he's happy
gimme the fucking emote where he's happy

>>532050213
Nice.

>>532049548
don't you have enough people to analpost about? freak. going for dabs now. how pathetic and shameless of you. little cheating flighty pleasure-addicted exhibitionist asshole-addicted freak. id spit on you but youd probably kneel down to catch it, wouldn't you? you're disgusting.

>>532050213
I KNEEL

what did he mean by this

why does j*lly get so much hate but dabs runs around without criticism even when she ints in vgs?

>>532051045
>she

Zyras in my walls guys

>>532051045
people flame dabs in vgs wym

>>532049345
Don't worry, you'll be fine in higher elos.

>>532051510
IM IN ZYRAS WALLS (HER ASSHOLE)

>>532046526
ign?

>>532051512
why are people flaming in custom games to begin with lmao

>>532051512
doesn't get nearly as much shit as the other one and you know it

>>532050213
>>532050291
How does one have that many mastery points (literal thousands upon thousands of hours of gameplay) and still stuck in pisslow?
I'm terrible at the game and even I got into emerald faster, not even otping.
Like, at this point your champ micro (on karma lol) and knowledge must be so advanced all that matters is macro, and that can't be that hard to learn.
Obviously they're not for fun, or they wouldn't be playing ranked.
My guess is some brain rotting disorder.

>>532052305
you used to get much more mastery with the 2 older systems, it's nearly impossible to get to the millions mark with the newer ones. well, the older ones weren't THAT fast either but the conversion from the 1st mastery system to the 2nd especially gave people a LOT of mastery points and pretty much got these people to where they're at now

Who is dabs

>>532052305
I play ranked but I just never take it seriously because I don't have time for that and just use the game as a means to put my mind off other things, maybe they do the same.
If they're an old account then they probably grinded the mastery since they were in school and are now working and tired or something.

>flaming over vgs performence
ishygddt

>Be jungle
>Enemy support completely fucks off from bot level 4
>Keeps ganking me with the jungler and adjacent laner
>Team flames me for not smiting when enemy team pulls off jinx ult+hecarim fear
>They keep their focus on me despite me being completely neutralized by their constant ganking
Losing a game because of a teammate is 1 thing, but getting completely screwed over just because the enemy team decided that you should be their prio targetted victim and your team shitting on you all the time is another
That felt so fucking awful

>>532052559
you guys literally make fun of qmm, si17, steel, boodrum anytime they showed up in vgs

>>532050213
lolgs would never play a single champion this much

>>532052872
i didn't

>>532052889
too many unfaithful desu

Finally free time to finish yordle briar later today.

>>532052872
>steel
where did he go

>>532052169
why are there stupid people and not stupid people

if you saw me in vgs youd pick lee or tristana or alistar wouldnt you anon

I've made my way from silver/gold to plat/emerald but it somehow feels worse to play
Like, i don't enjoy the game like i used to in the lower ranks
People are such fucking sweats here it's unreal, it's unenjoyable.
I keep seeing the same jungle champs on repeat too
Viego, Kayn, Nocturne, with some Evelynn, J4 and WW sprinkled here and there

>>532053575
irl commitments i think
i miss that guy

>>532049045
>Yet somehow she also feels better to play jungle and her kit works better there
Don't give me ideas, I really want to play her, she looks really fun.
She sounds like Kog'maw 2.0 without the ramp up late game, surely she'll get buffs

>>532051510
is zed nearby?

>>532053862
If riot wasn't retarded they would've just made her a jungler/mid lane, she genuinely doesn't feel like she belongs bot.
Her kit is not fun there, you can't even use the Q stacking well enough.

>>532052505
the wunderkot

Whats wrong with analposting?

>>532052872
it was a special time. i got flamed on arrival. everyone got flamed when they showed up.
>>532053771
me too

>>532050291
>>532050840

>>532052305
Autopiloting or some other significant problem with gameplay they never fixed.
This karma was autopiloting and emotional. Bard was invading our jungler on his first buff and karma instead of going to match this came to lane and interrupted the push towards me I have set up by bodyblocking wave 1 while kaisa wasn't in lane yet.

>>532052889
I have about 4,6m on vayne if you combine all my accounts.
We have an ashe player with 6m on one account.
Meriipu was deep in the millions as well if you're willing to include people who have been around for years even if they're no longer playing.

>>532052872
Would you take me back for some vgs?

>>532019713
Same could be said about the foids. Everyone has too high standards for their own good.

>>532053754
me and my support when i first started

>>532052889
I just don't have the time anymore.

>>532054465
new phone who dis

>>532047427
what does spider milk taste like?

I love Dabs the wondercat :33333. I wanna lick herm/shim.

>>532054653
bug milk you stupid fuck

>>532054552
Its me, barafag v2. Im returning to league after other multiplayers failed me horribly

>>532054927
post ign

>>532054653
what does annie milk taste like?

>>532054418
>This karma was autopiloting and emotional
she's just like me fr

>>532054418
autopiloting karmas and selfdriving bards - it's a battle of hardware/software as riot continues to tune support player AI

things ive noticed as a luddite:
seraphine AI gets pissy and is buggy
lux AI is good but goes on a feedback loop
nami AI works most of the time
janna AI needs to be terminated because it will never work.

>>532054465
>>532054927
HE'S BACK

Why are we playing this game? This shit is so fucking miserable

find me a cute duo to play with and I'll reinstal your game

>>532054713
prove it. do something nice for him

>>532055420
ive been meaning to play for 7 hours now but just cant do it

>>532055420
im not playing, im trying to, but im 30mins in queue and counting

>my aatrox goes 2/9/2 runs it down
>solo loses the game I was carrying
>play into him 2 days later on yunara
>nearly duplicates his score
theharshreality my GOAT
love this fucking retard

>>532055420
i had a lot of fun playing with other lolgs today (except for that alistar game)

>>532055420
I like it but am bad but like it anyways

>The only ADCs I have success with are Draven and Varus
What does it mean

>>532055451
I'll send him a Briar skin if he lets me :')

>>532056095
you like men

>>532055072
You cant have any yet, its not available.
But maybe.... no...

Are these the biggest Sonas chest has ever been? The biggest in the game?

>>532055420
I only play with lolgs and in solo duo i only play with my gm duo on an alt account
No way i am playing thi>>532055420
s pile of trash solo

>>532053452
sexo!
hype

>>53205588
you're a fun guy and i dont mean it in that punnit teemo way

>>532056178
Lolger that looks like this?

this is supposed to be OUR HERO zed?

we need a new ack to demonstrate the correlation between the sonafag and the pedoposting. get on it, memers

>>532056256
Why is typing SEXO so funny? I dont even know 5 words in spanish and it just makes giggle like a retard so much
Especially the cat picture one

>>532056426
annoyed that they never put spirit blossom darius in any of these vn segment things (that i know of)
yes, btw, that's "zed"

my client won't load. I've tried logging into lol 3 times and it just shows the client without anything on it. is anyone else getting this?

>>532055831
theharshreality of theonlyconstant

I AM GOING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO TURN INTO THE FUCKING JOKER

How did Leona manage to fumble that one so bad?

>>532056954
jungle/support duo
usually a doomed fate

nobody should be leashing in the year of our lord 2025

Come back my sunshine
Arena me

>>532056956
Lesbians have an 80% divorce rate or some shit. It's just nature.

>>532056956
I've been playing LoL since 2013 and never been aroused once by Diana... until now...

>>532056956
>>532057174
trvth nuke
death to all dykes (leo dia players included)

>>532057136
they weren't duo, this leona was just sucking his cock for free I guess

>>532056956
was hr giger one of the prompts

>>532057174
and the highest domestic abuse rates

>>532057297
>this leona was just sucking his cock for free I guess
why couldn't it be me

>>532057434
no I just fed it pictures of your mom

>>532055420
I'm having fun

>>532056817
honestly i remembered him because his name is so similar to dumbdiggers style
He was chat restricted too so these guys have to be grown in a vat somewhere

>>532055420
I find it fun when I play /lolg/ and do normal games. Ranked just sucks the fun out of the game for me.

>>532057493
The leona or the guy?

>talking smack on wise digger even though he clears
shiggy diggy

>>532057490
between that high divorce rate and that high rate of beating other women, I have to wonder if we truly understand how bad they are at conflict resolution.

>>532057690
I want Leona to suck my dick.

>>532038140
ppl don't care about the right banana :(

>>532057604
there's that spark again

>>532055420
its fun thoughbeit
Just need to take each game as it comes
And learn from each one :)

I autopilot in aram while watching youtube or scroll tiktok

Dabsthewondercat :33333333, i love u and i want to gift u a Briar skin.

League is only fun when you win

>>532058226
sad truth

>>532058203
I already have both Briar skins but I appreciate the thought

>>532057526
behaving or misbehavin?

>>532055095
>>532055274
I meant autopiloting in the sense that she defaulted to hitting the wave 1 immediately as it arrived. It's correct in like 49/50 games but this was the 1 where enemy bot fucked up and was going to arrive late so the play was to set the minion aggro in such a way that all enemy minions aggro 1 of ours, killing it before enemies enter experience range which ruins their levelup thresholds.

Speaking of "selfdriving bard", I seem to have gotten one of them now. As I've been saying to my friends - the bards I get on my team make bard look balanced.
>captcha: VWH0R

>>532058320
:((((((

>>532058203
looks like you had your chance, you fucked it up, and he didnt want your bribe, so now you gotta leave him be

>>532058460
i used to be scary on bard

>>532058649
now you're just scary?

>>532057793
That's my line

>>532058226
I was having fun that one time I got a penta but lost anyway

>>532058460
that's a fairly balanced ekko, too.
unlucky.

yeah, this game is lost because of me, the guy in the screenshot is just an unlucky victim of it

Why can't people stop themselves from talking shit and missuisng pings to be toxic? you literally shooting yourself on the foot because you will just get muted so you can no longer communicate and then the guy will probably play worse because you fucked up his mental.

How fucking retarded do you have to be take effort to lower your chances of winning in a competitive game?

>>532058545
>:( no

>>532059053
I need to flame my team to take the edge off

>>532059008
are you in my game?

>>532059053
they just enjoy it too much

>>532059008
pick an enchanter with Yunara like Janna and it's gg, easy win

>>532059185
if your mid just picked first time LB, yes sorry!

>>532059107
I do too, people can be dumb in this game, but I just say it out loud and be done.

>>532059053
Just full mute immediately getting into the game so you don't have a reaction like this again. Peoples pings, and typing in chat is just a distraction and in time just wears and tears at your mentality.

>>532056178

>>532055014
Ive no idea whats ign of my alt acc lol
>>532055409
Yeah i didnt think id ever return to league but here we are

>>532059053
it's contagious. Using myself as an example, I was not a ping spammer. I consider spamming ? a violation of terms of service for verbal abuse and harassment. Then I started watching other people play. Other people that regularly spam ping or otherwise communicate ineffectively. Then I started doing it. I can't stop doing it. I need help.

more rationally speaking, it's someone's emotions compromising their ability to perform so once that happens all bets are off. Sometimes gradually, sometimes all at once.

>pick nasus into janna, renata, zilean and hwei with all of them living in the graves asshole
Most unfun shit ive faced in a long time in an aram

>>532052889
epic bait...

>>532059849
>pick nasus [...] in an aram
you reap what you sow unfortunately

>>532059646
did you know the other anon is writing fanfics now?

>>532056149
tell me
i must know

i queued into HIM

>>532056584
played the vn. a touch to gay for me personally. wish they wrote in non sex hungry fujo/gay man options for regular zed players. honestly i feel kinda raped having to be forced to interact with zed this way for the stupid emote. heres a basic redesign i did for him. riot nailed the mask for blood moon but the armor (or lack-thereof) really killed the skin for me. if it was a legendary maybe it could work. the "mask" in this skin is awful but the armor looks cool enough for something as slop as the husked corpse of spirit blossom. if they used a full mask and gave him gauntlets instead of the edgelord fingerless gloves it would be a p good skin. other mask ideas would be sabitos fox mask of warding evil or the visor masked ichigo

>>532060258
taming of the noxian (chapter fourteen now available) mentioned

I lost this game btw

I NEED DABS THE WONDERCAT :3

>friend sitting in a group of 4 for a couple of min
>join and be their fifth
>get kicked
>group immediately queues up as 4
:(

>>532060258
I knew that before i left

vg vs vg
pw vidya

>>532060384
Idk why they even went this route for Zed. I don't think fag's particularly like him and fujos would rather see him kissing another man. I guess the 2 Zed yumes in existence?? It's like they saw the positive reception when they did it the first time with yone but didn't realize yone has a much more sizeable yume/fag fan base than Zed and that's why it worked for him

>>532060458
no wonder, if this varus wasnt braindamaged and over-kiting, you die there every day of the week
nice side steps on swain though

Top = gapped

>though

vg +5

>>532060259
No! We musnt...

>>532061753
Is dabs the wonder cat there??? :333333

vgs vs vgs na
please join bolo might kill me

>>532061753
I'll get on in 10 minutes if it hasn't filled by then.

>>532061849
believe me
i must

faggotolo lobby no thanks

>>532062003
:)

vg need 5

okay, but what about ARAM vgs?

>>532061163
Everything about this nu Spirit Blossom is seeing the success of the 2020 event + it's involvement in Yone's (and Lillia's) release and trying to replicate it again after every event afterwards flopped.

i dont feel like playing right now maybe another time

>>532062213
you didnt post bets or results last time. apply yourself.

>>532062491
apply deez nuts to yo forehead

>>532062213
why would I ever waste my time in a Vg v VG when it's all drama and bullshit? You guys aren't even good people to practice the game with you're a bunch of OTP chuckle fucks who can't even balance your own games based on all the screen caps I see

>>532062420
to be fair, it's prime weebshit in a weebmagnet game so it makes sense to double down on a successful marketing formula

riot will nerf sona's ability to farm and every way possible to collect gold and force her to support but not let her even be a good support
but we have a revolving door of bruisers tanks and mages migrating to bot lane and becoming S tier supports and riot is never in a hurry to stop it

>>532062464
Same, my dopamine receptors are too fried to derive any sort of enjoyment from LoL right now.

>>532061934
No.... too much....

>>532062587


>>532062606
it's supposed to be FUN. I had FUN recently and it wasn't because I was on the winning team (the other faggots quit because they're no fun).

someone post something cute

>>532062832
we need to settle this

>>532062875

>>532062875
just post dabs the wondercat :3333333 then

>>532062875

what is this guy shitposting dabs for

>>532062875

My friends all moved to valorant I don't want to play head clicking simulator...

>>532063109
>Valorant
Such a shit game. It's just baby CS2

>>532063168
I much rather play cs2 to be honest, feels better to play, but they are adicted to valorant at the moment.

>>532062636
It's not flopping as hard as prior events but I definitely haven't seen many people praising it. If anything all I've seen is repeated complaints about the champ choices for this wave and the skin designs overall sucking or missing someone that makes them actually feel like Spirit Blossom. Like Ivern essentially being a recolor, some people saying Lux looks more like something from that one Chinese wuxia line, or the numerous changes that had to be done to Zyra because of abilities like her ult were just reused assets. Brawl was presumably so bad they had to bring back Arena too.

>supp locks yuumi
>there's an engage tank on the team as well
>find a banger to loop on soundcloud
Sometimes things just align perfectly.

https://soundcloud.com/n-ghtvision/sabotage
Whoever made the order for the "PLS SIGN IN" page to appear when starting playback in a new soundcloud tab needs to step on a landmine in Bosnia.

this nibba stole my bluebuff

I love Lissandra!

>>532062952
>>532063048
>>532063078
thank you, I am indebt

>>532063294
I prefer CS2 over Val too. Like I said before, Valorant is just a baby CS2. I hate the horrible voice lines from all the characters, and the graphics are trash. I love having to hear Neon say shit like "HOYYY I'M PISSED". SO HECKING COOL, BROOOO

>>532062875
Here you go.

>>532038140
Friends shouldn’t believe those nasty lies.

Odds League soloQ
Evens AoE2 1v1s

>>532062916
No...no... must not come to life....

>>532063058
Its zyra

man lolg you guys bored me again...

>>532063763
it must

>>532063815
proof?