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>>532006773>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>JP NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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aside kita, what else should I focus on in this box?
Who do I run for 30 races? Bakushin?
Start building these 3 horses don't ask why
Reminder that gacha isnโt for (you) if you get mad about self-inserting and pandering.
Reroll, don't give cyjews money.
bwo really makes early thread to bait newfags into following the discord tranny guide
Reminder to self inserters that all the cute messages in career mode were not for (you), but for set characters
Your self insert is in the main story getting cucked
>Nyoooo the daughterinos!! They're not for sex!!!
Meanwhile the wedding alts literally in like two weeks
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why is she so cool bros
Today I will remind them.
The career mode/stories is like a vn with route selections. You canonically become the personal trainer of a team of Umas from your scouts (Gacha).
Go back to brown dust 2 you cuck.
I'm gonna start telling anyone dropping hints about future content or strats to fuck off
You guys hyped up Kitasan Black so fucking much and then turned around and said actually she doesn't matter you don't need to run her
>>532019490Based
I love my daughterwife
>>532019579>>532019460all your tranny meltdowns do is get people to hide your retarded posts and laugh at you
>I'll tell them they're getting cucked!!! Haha! That'll sure show them and stop them from having fun!!!honestly so pathetic
>>532019303>even the guidebro knows a debuffer will wreck all the stamlets in globalkek
Which one do I put in pvp team?
Right now I have B+ there. Asking this because stamina on A is kinda low, and I guess I shouldn't grab 2 power, but only 1 and get 1 for wit.
>>532019303Teio and Cap are my final offers.
>>532019550Oguri Cap then
>>532019616>B-Bakushin's trainer and main story self insert are the same person!!!Why are self inserters so cringe and DESPERATE?
YOU'RE GETTING KEKED
>>532019729>no maestro>iron willugh I guess left one for higher rating but they are both absolute shit
>>532019729Right is at least somewhat close to the minimum stamina for Medium.
>>532019280i just did it with bakushin. 6 spd deck guarantees you have enough speed to clear campaign. If you see a sprint race do it. Keep a tally of races won to help you judge if you should run a race or not
3LB KS + 0LBFM for anyone who wants it
Filename is ID
Pass is Abc200145
>trying to get the dirt trophies on urara
>get boxed in on literally every useful race
>wins the ura finale anyway
>don't get any good drops or sparks anyway
I HATE LATE SURGERS I HATE LATE SURGERS
>>532019627rolling for Kita and getting a few copies makes it so you don't have to waste carrots in supports for a long while and focus on getting horses instead. yes, the hype was massively overblown, but that's every hint for newfags for some reason
>>532019490Why did they give her the sexiest alts?
>>532019934Full Nelson on our honeymoon
Schizos are so fucking annoying and they're everywhere now
>>532019951I already rerolled for a mlb kitasan +fm but you dropped your crown king
Reminder that all shitposters are literally pajeets hired by all sorts of brownoids to shit up threads, be smarter than literal street shitters and don't respond to baits. Be smart like 1200 wits Bakushin.
>>532020032How can you tell if a horse likes it or not?
>>532019729Iron Will is a scam. Don't get it.
Quick reminder:
>Gold = 5.5% recovery>White = 1.5% recovery
>>532020064>Bro you need to put everything you have in KB or you're bricked>You need her she's the only must pull in the game>erm actually it was to trick you into pulling for supports and getting golds instead of getting KBshut the fuck up bitch
>>532019951Fun fact #1: Password link isn't one time use, it's linked forever to that password until someone changes it!
Fun fact #2: Changing the account link or password of an account does not kick you or anyone that was logged on it!
>>532020151They'll let you know.
>>532020096Full nelson after cumming inside Rudolf
>>532015039>Teio>Best artist>Tama>nice Nattie>Wife>Still no fucking rudolfAt least we're getting a bit of kino
>>532019951 Do you promise to remove the account from your device if I claim it?
I know the Iron will skill is bad, but from the description, for a late surger or End closer is it not good? or having everyone ahead of you doesnt count as "jammed"? I'm sure this has been figured out a long ago but I was just curious because all the guides just say its bad
>>532020032i got to my local bird rehab to watch them do this to eagles
>>532020398How would i go about that on steam?
>newfags fall for baits this easy
>>532020467>>532020398around 5 different anons probably have that account on their device by now if not more
posting an account/pw on /vg/ has good intentions but is the equivalent of throwing a good account into an industrial shredder because now several people have access to its informations and it'll forever be compromised
>>532020418it's bad because it basically never triggers
>>532020151A horse will make known something it doesn't like, most times though you can acclimate a horse to washes by letting them drink a bit from the hose. But in this clip the horse is having a good time, his ears aren't pinned, his head is bobbing. If a horse don't like it you'll see the head stay up, the ears pin back, and they'll start fighting it.
Ticket's racing gear sucks ass imo
I prefer her red outfit from S1/OVA
>>532020086Wrestling doesn't sound very romantic
>>532020209that's kinda your fault for listening to niggers exaggerating every aspect of this game
next over hyper """must roll""" card is gonna be INT Nice Nature btw, so if you see anyone telling you that it's mandatory, direct your anger at them
>super creek event triggers
>"A Taste of Warmth"
bwos why is it called that...
>>532020649good choice sir
>>532020610ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
oh well, maybe they'll be nice and play a shared account
Reminder these trainers are all canon and none of them is (you), all cute messages and flirtations were for them, not (you)
(Your) self insert is in the main story freezer watching it from afar as he gets cucked
>>532020151the same way like with any other animal
check for the ears (prime giveaway) or their animal reaction and mouth movement
just think of a dog, its pretty darn easy
>>532020101Business as usual in /vg/, every general has resident schizos
>>532020418It's bad because it only triggers during early race, when recovery skills aren't as important
lot of guides about guts already include the JP exclusive mechanics in them
what is actually active in global
>>532020846Wrong, they're all me.
THIS is who is behind all the schizoposting
>>532020946what even changes about guts after the rework?
>>532020418It activate not by being surrounded but by being blocked since the start aka losing. Genuinely useless skill.
I'm always short on Monies...
>>532020846You are a retarded BA seanigger holy shitn
Reading the guide, the green skills are said to give you +40 and +60 for base and improved version.
But what particular version are those numbers referring to, since there are slight, moderate and (normal)increase in performance to stats/spd/acc depending on skill types.
Also, how can you tell for how long a yellow skill will be activated?
>>532020991wtf bwos I wanna fuck this schizo...?
>>532019263Maxing scarlet is good. Where's your sweepy?
my trainer-sona is a balding, fat and ugly ojiisan who sexually harasses umas
>>532020946>using guidesJust fuck around and have fun dude
Thanks for the random Fast Learner condition, Agnes.
>>532020846All of them look bland as shit so they might as well be self-inserts
Why would anyone ever take Maverick
>>532020846here is a gigantic hot take: just do whatever the fuck you want with the story, but don't be an obnoxious nigger tranny faggot about it on social media or in this general. be a yuri tranny, a self insert faggot, or whatever the fuck else, doesn't matter as long as you're not obnoxious about it
>>532020649 >>532020817based wife enjoyer
>>532021002There will be a competition of guts between the front runners for speed when guts gets reworked. Right now guts is almost a backup stamina in the final stretch
>>532019490wedding dresses on fertile young women is just repellant for 'certain people'
>>532020912At least this one doesn't post scat, both are really desperate and pathetic
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>absolutely 0 luck rolling for kitan black in support
>in two rolls for umas get both the alts for McQueen and Teio, Rudolph, Rice Shower and Taiki Shuttle
Fuck it im not going to tryhard, I'll just try to collect all the umas
>>532021026Just look at the ใ. If it's double ใ, it's the 60 stat version.
>3 more days till I can get my Kitasan Black to level 45
>>532020101this isnt even schizoposting yet, this is just cookie cutter shitposting.
Most retards on /vg/ always default to either shipping or cuckshit when they want to shit up a thread
Actual schizoposting is when you get an honest to god schizo weaving multiple retarded narratives and trying to force several memes like they're the owner of the general or some shit
>>532021092Cope, they're based on irl people
>>532021101The true take: you can only self insert in main story, everywhere else you're getting cucked
>>532021020>>532020954Cope more self inserters
>>532020846the brown suit guy gets two? damn
>they went from speedmaxxing to witmaxxing
>now they're trying to be subtle by claiming that 500 wit is the "sweet spot" even though you already get massive diminishing returns after 300 wit
Can trainers physically discipline umas? Narita Taishin just told me to shut up. She needs a slap.
>>532021128shitty requirements+early race recovery, see:
>>532020923
Finally I have someone who can actually run 2000-3000m races pretty well, reckon I could optimise a little harder for maximum spark farming but I'd want powers and I don't know who to go to 1100 on without fucking up their career races
>>532019303which doc is this from
I hate this utterly fucking worthless dogshit retarded pointless fucking horse so fucking much it's unreal
>>532017949this artist is so fucking based btw. literally 99% of his stuff is giant tits shortstack Marvelous Sunday
here is your generic self insert
now go and ufkc yourself you tr/a/nny spamming n/u/gger
>my witmax umas are getting destroyed in pvp
Bros I thought wit was the way
>>532021442I need standing paizuri
>/u/ out of nowhere
Holy rent free
>>532019303Anytime I build Maya on anything other than front she gets last place. No clue why, she just doesn't want to by anywhere other than the front.
>>532019132 (OP)>>532021372Real shitter here. How do you all even get to have consistently high numbers (SS, A, B) in more than 2 stats stats? I've only been able to clear URA like 5 times in these 2 weeks barely cutting with an A or B on speed OR stamina but everything else is C or way worse. No matter how much I train I can never reach those high numbers.
>>532021525bwo, they baited you...
>>532021002it starts to work as a second stamina for short and mile that burns faster rather than just as the rate your normal stamina is used, and for last spurt acceleration
later in the game's life short and mile become a guts battle
>>532021172They won't tell you this but there are considerable differences between the umas, even if all you do is use them as parents. JP tryhards are using Rudolf to this day because her ability is one of the very best you can inherit on a non-Front racer.
>>532021302Take note anons, this little faggot is trying to rile people up with bait. Umamusume is a Galge first and foremost, all the girls are for (you).
>>532020846I guess people were right to call this the cuck gacha game, why even release this
>>532021442some people just have the right priorities in life
I love my wife Nice Nature
>>532021442That's marvelous indeed...
>>532021559When can I roll for Buena Vista?
>>532020923>>532021004alright thanks anons, weird they didnt rework it
The general is going to be like this from now on, btw.
>trying to witmax like the japanese player claiming picrel
>never pressed rest once
>getting increasingly getting worried
guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ-mmkDVSU
>>532021671I posted this.
>>532021671anon you cant say that
Nice Nature is MY wife
>>532021582>consistentlyYou don't. Getting really good horses is pure RNG.
Am I supposed to be submitting the same shoe types or different in my club for the request points, one night I saw 4 people in a row doing the same so I figured thats what I was supposed to do but now there's 4 in a row that are different
>>532021737what are you worried about...?
How many husbands does Nice Nature have?
>>532021794>>532021671She's the wife of the trainer character in career mode, not you, you're in the main story freezer
>>532020846>Teio/Rudolf trainer is literally me exactlyWtf, I won?
>>532021737Your little mayona is gonna job...
>>532021821>his club doesn't mandate and enforce a designated shoengmi
Love my wife, Sakura Bakushin O(verlord)
>>532021946I know what you are.
>>532021582You don't. Getting S+ in two stats in the current meta is very difficult to achieve and requires perfect inheritances, a very good deck and considerable luck. People are memeing hard right now so take every information you get with a grain of salt. It's completely normal to have Guts and Wits at around 300. Stamina is the most important stat in the game, followed by speed and power.
A 600/600/600/300/300 Uma will always win against a 1200/300/400/300/300 Uma. You can try it out for yourself in a room match or by using one of the online tools.
>>532021837ok didn't think the sparks would just instantly cover the discrepancy in stats
>>532021582I edited my support cards into the pic for pretty much that purpose, you can see exactly what I'm using and compare it to your own setups
I'll try to help the best I can if you give me more information or have more precise questions
>>532021907Youโre trans.
>>532021993good for my dick
>>532021993Sheโs yandere
>>532021821my club is pretty active and we just do it for club points
just request what you need
>>532021990Why did you do it anon?
>>532021696It's already buffed in JP to both recover stamina and increase maneuvering during early and/or middle leg. From the looks of it it can sometimes save you from autolosing due to being blocked. Dunno why they didn't implement all of the updated skills since the start.
>>532022189But she knows!
>Trying to make 650/1200 mayano for science
>Want to test if 650/1200 +2golds really beats 1000/1000 +1 gold in 2600m PvP
>Start losing races in career...
>Have to pump speed up to 800
>Stamina is not 1200 in the end
this fucking sucks, man
well, at least she perform great in team trial.
I fucking love not playing the game
I fucking love spamming Uraraโs career and only clicking recreation for an entire year just to never get the claw machine so I can get my 3 star
so women born to umas are all umas only right?
doesn't that mean human women are going to gradually get replaced by umas?
the future of the uma world is literally a world where human sexual dimorphism is literally just human men and uma women that are all faster and stronger than them
>>532022240sex with vodka
sex with cows
>getting filtered by the claw
>>532022240vodka's outfit would get shredded
scarlet's outfit would be all slack around vodka's body
>>532021870that trainer character? me actually
Why is Goldshit such a lazy worthless worm? Why the fuck do people like this character?
Come on teio i was just having a nice moment with your dad
>>532022274>do spark runs>after first goddess event, hit recreation>it's claw time>9 prizesit's shrimple.
staminamaxxing needs a purpose
unspent stamina is wasted stats
The horses making up reasons to get moody and huffy really confirms that it's a teenage daughter sim, not a wife sim.
when do we get more TP pots
>>532021907>Starving Tranny artist detectedYeah we dont care
>>532022328Uma population is only 1%
Ningen women are still the majority
>>532022240now THIS is sloppa
AUUUGHHH THERE ARE PICKLES IN THIS BURGER
>>532022446it can be both
>>532021907why do the jeets always seethe when AI art is called what it is?
>>532022328this happens all the time in nature with various species but it's only weird when human women are being replaced huh?
>>532022328there's the same amount of umas as real horses in japan, so the population doesn't even compare to ningen women
>>532022418>he doesn't switch his gold shit to paceheh.
>>532022484it should be higher desu even ningen couples have a %10 chance of their daughter becoming a uma
>>532022441it has a purpose on JP
>>532022274claw only appears in the classic year onward...
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>>532022418>latetrainer issue
>>532021907Here is your AI art
>>532021737To be fair, you have to have a very high wit to understand Umamusume. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of keiba physics most of the runs will go over a typical trainer's head. There's also the uma's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Haru Urara's career, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these races, to realize that they're not just hopeful- they say something deep about SPORTS. As a consequence people who dislike Umamusume truly ARE witlets- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the joy in the uma's iconic catchphrase "umapyoi," which itself is a cryptic reference to descartes famous quote "cogito, ergo sum" "I think, therefore I am." I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Agnes Tachyon's genius unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Tachyon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the uma's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Take the pace pill for goldship.
>>532022003The problem I see is that I can at BEST only ever reach 600+ in one single thing while everything else is 400 or below by the time I hit URA qualifiers. So I don't get how people get to level up all-rounders just like that.
>>532022047That could be too, I have not pulled anything decent aside a single copy of kitasan and maybe 2 teios so i just keep renting super creek, my luck in this game is hell.
>>532022650I wish someone used AI art to make all the uma flatter
>>532022623I don't care about the japanese!!!!
>>532020846This game is so fucking cucked
>>532019132 (OP)I get the concept of inheritance and what to aim for with sparks, but I don't actually know where to start/which uma to start with. Was thinking of using the voucher to grab oguri but I don't know what legacy umas to create to use for her.
>>532022446Only a retard thinks those things conflict.
>>532022664Not reading that block of shit
>>532019303>Taking the word of feelycraft guide faggot seriously
>trying to find anyone to follow with good stamina inheritance
>1h later still no one
Damn, I dont need speed and power buffs, I just need stamina please, the rainbows will take care of these
>>532022695maybe in ura, seems like a silly choice to opt into getting hit by a billion debuffs in actual pvp.
>>532022418There are no bad Umas, only bad Trainers.
>>532022709Look at what I'm running anon, a welfare SR, a 1lb kita despite anons who can't read statistics claiming it's worthless, and two other SRs
Post your support card collection and maybe we can help?
>Got tired of cuckposting
>Moved to using AI to make ragebait images
Some people are really dedicated to their hatred huh?
>>532022418>he cant handle the goldshi
>>532022709You're probably lacking good inheritances and have a lacklustre deck. Inheritances are no joke, you can easily get 300+ stats from those alone.
>>532019303where's this guide? I want to start building teams specifically to counter snipe these faggots
>>532022804>he isn't using the databasengmi
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
Is it possible to savescum training success? Or at least deny failure and switch go rest instead?
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Bwos, which horse do I need to race to complete these? I kinda forgot these were a thing until now...
>>532020846Umatrannies is this true??
>>532022804You want a 9* tachy? or do you mean support cards?
>>532022778Uma have different affinities to one another so if you're just starting you should pick someone with higher overall values to make it easier to inherit good sparks
Grass wonder and Oguri are pretty good for that iirc
>>532022925probably a schizo from a hoyo general, they do this shit all the time.
nearly every hsrg thread was like this before I left due to the general becoming insufferably and unusably bad
>>532021192I'd assume those are slightly and moderately, but what about the normal improved type of stat? Is it 80 or 100?
>>532021002It basically became a speed modifier for last spurt and competing with other horses before the last spurt.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/
Is there some sort of a story reader for Umamusume? I want to read some of the hot spring scenes because I am 100% confident that I will never get the 3% in the raffle for my favorite Uma
>>532023115WHAT IS THIS OGURI DOING
im noticing a lot more SPD/WIT maxed Umas in PvP that are getting completely blown out by the lack of stamina......the psyop is working bros
>>532023070Tanabata Sho is early July, All Comers is late Sep
>>532023070Look for the race scheduler
https://rentry.org/uma26
>>532023070https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
if you cannot navigate that tool then go play genshin.
Tachyonanons, explain. I don't get it.
>>532023159We gotta up those numbers.
Make everyone a witmaxxer
someone should host a jerkoff party on /trash/
>>532023162>>532023169>>532023181Sorry I'm a retard, I found the race scheduler thingy, thank you...
>>532023148No, you have to get lucky or it's not true love
>>532022778https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
There's a calculator for affinities.
>>532023148If you're not willing to go through the effort you don't deserve it.
>>532023268>hes not invited to the /uma/cord goon sheeshngmi
so uh
Where are Urara's parents
Why is she alone in the academy filled with teens and adults
if globalfriends already have this autistic war over int vs stamina for an event that hasn't been announced yet can't wait to see the triple 7 and ๅฐๅบใ discourse
>>532023354i didnt want to pay the fanon tax
3600m
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so, apparently, 3600m is literally stamina contest
everything else doesn't fucking matter.
>>532020610Would it be possible for a single single account to be shared between all anons in these /uma/ threads?
>>532023268I dont wanna jerk off with anything other than Fembos and trannies.
Not other fat hairy dudes into waifu gacha
>>532023378you WILL fail it
>>532023012Thanks anon I will check there
>>532023096I kinda want that... I'm looking for sparks indeed, I want to train my rice's stamina but I always fall short (650ish) because I cant find good parents for her and mines are only speed or power.
>>532020846Damn, should we make a uma netorare general in trash?
>>532023318Well. you're learning, so thats good. There is A LOT of good things to read in the OP
>>532023159You witmaxx without neglecting your fucking fuel tank. What is dumb narrative this ningenbrained fucker spewing?
>>532023154Cowgirl position after Arima Kinen retirement race
are daily pulls just worthless? you might save carats but you'll never spark a banner
>>532023547>I kinda want that...995404073688
I will continue to friend collect thanks to luck, be gentle with her
>>532023521Why would you want that? All it'd take is some asspie to trash the account and laugh about it
>>532023542Suck my toreena balls
>>532023459yes
you need insanely little speed to win 3600m if you have full stamina
>>532023639I've never gotten anything good off of those. Not even a 2*/SR.
>>532023638That's not allowed!
>>532023639you can pull over 10 times on a banner that lasts two weeks with patience and then worry about the spark later?
>>532023432Danteh... The Walpurgisnacht... You need to stop playing with horsies, Danteh...
>>532023639they are good to catch up to a spark but that's all
>>532023639Just got end of skies McQueen from one
>>532023664Yeah so? Just one disposable account, if it's gone then it's gone and I or someone else can just make another account. It would be funny to have a shared meme account between every /uma/anon.
>>5320236711 of them is not like the others.
Also
cute Sweep.
I've heard "CD" is trending
>>532023638eeeeh can he post that?
>>532023660Much appreciated anon, her legacy will create strong umas, bless you
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Guess I gotta marry her now.
>>532021442Ive seen so much porn of this character and im only just now realizing shes from uma musume
Genuine question, since I'm f2p I dont have much to offer but what should be better to share as support from here?
Why are these all so oddly specific?
>>532024320it literally doesnt matter
But Satono is cuter than kita.
>>532024392references to the real horse
Are late surgers/end closers the play for the upcoming chanmi?
>Affected by comparatively fewer debuffs
>Lower stam requirements which allows you to pump more stats into speed/power
>>532024320>0lb spe week>0lb kitasan You gotta rerolll...
>>532024320Share Whatever you want, literally nothing there has any appeal. Sorry anon.
Anons with 3* inspirations. Be honest, is it even worth attempting them outside of the 3 guests a day and doing 600/1100/600 with guests?
>>532022423Cucked by your father seems painful
Btw a couple of a anons were right, I'm the cuckposter from a few days ago (who was looking forward to this game since my father used to take me to races) because I'm still frustrated this game is cucked and has set trainer characters flirting with girls who were supposed to be yours alone, I'm even samefagging. Not making the game fully self insert ruined it for me so I'm trying to ruin it for others
I'm admitting this because I hate netorare so I don't want you to think there's an unironic netorare poster here
I now have to leave, have a good day
>>532024030And I'll do it again
>>532024392Because that is a Suzuka specific title and is in reference to her real counterpart's race record.
>>532024452golshi is literally the best character for it
>>532024423teio is cuter than both
>You had trouble keeping up maybe increase her speed
>My speed 700 (+400)
>Everyone else speed 500
>My stats also +200 more than all the others
?????????????????????????????????
How is the rng so bad sometimes in career?
>>532023638MODS MODS MODS
>>532024423She looks like Mumei
>Trying to do 30 races
>Bakushin gets boxed in immediately on a G3 race and places 10th
I fucking hate this game
>>532024634say that again and I'll track your location and murder your entire family faggot
>>532024518you know, fantasizing about that shit and writing it down is even weirder than the cuckposter
yuri and anti-teio fag are going to be the schizo for thie general wont they?
>Decide to train super creek for long
>Haha yeah you just fail 3%s for free
>Also she gets mood swings out of the wazoo
FUCK hags and FUCK super creek
>>532024535I've made a habit of noticing how any horse cocks that get posted in here are instantly deleted but sometimes normal nsfw stuff sticks around all thread or never gets deleted
>>532024817That'd be pretty cool.
>>532024820that condition is pure cancer
Is there a way to play JP and Global simultaneously on PC yet?
>>532024817its the same retard tho since the previous shitposting disapepars as it moves on to the next thing to shit up the thread with
Add in the seething over BA and self inserters too
>>532021441WIT is the most important stat for golshi. She needs to position perfectly in mid race to be able to win. If she fails her positioning even a tiny bit she dies.
>>532024952You can play JP on browser through DMM and a VPN and Global on Steam, no?
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Is rolling for cards important outside of pvp? I have this and completed URA finals for 7 characters the game gave out for me for tickets and free(started few days ago)
>>532024609I had her and Ryan in mind but my Goldshi does seem to be performing better in PvP at the moment and she seems to be better at leveraging skills like stam eater
>>532024518Must suck to know that every uma in this game has been cared and loved for by trainers and jockeys IRL
More debuffs. I need MORE DEBUFFS.
>>532024621maybe train guts?
I lost a race where i "didn't have enough skills", got third place and the two rando NPCs on 1st and 2nd had no skills.
It is what it is.
>>532025087 Broโฆ raise your potential
What are the races to get Dual Mile achievement? Is there anywhere I can look this up?
>>532024482As someone with 8* power, it's very nice getting that extra boost.
Speed is meh to get, but can help with grinding others by reducing speed cards.
Stamina is pain incarnate.
>>532025036Better cards trivialize career + URA. They also make spark farming significantly easier.
>>532025087Find the Tachyon anon, he has a load of cancer on him to share.
>>532025041more uma should show sweaty feet after a race.
>>532024876Dotou is probably not paid enough to deal with normal nsfw
>>532024423State your thought process.
Sucks that doing a career with a non-leveled card provides such little exp. Went from level 1->level 4, which is like 60 SP points and 120 monies.
>>532025206I'm not having any issues hitting 600/1100/600.
The issue is that if I start doing that outside of the guest tries, even if I get the 3* stam, I'm still trapped with mediocre grandparents
Whereas with guests all the parent and grandparents are good the second I roll well once.
which umas got the best unique skills for inheritance?
>>532025361Cute cream sandwich.
>>532025036>Is rolling for cards important outside of pvp?Ehhhh not really?
I think it's worth throwing some rolls there at least occasionally just to get more options for builds but it'll take a while for scenarios to ramp up in difficulty
Such detailed lips from her anime
https://files.catbox.moe/xe4q9f.mp4
>>532025427You can use the 3* you got together with the 3* you already have to grind for a 9* without having to worry about the daily limit though
>>532025427What deck and uma are you using for 600/1100/600?
>>532025361>You ruined my kitasan pulls FUCK YOU!he shouted as he pushed her on the bed.
any clubs with spots left? let me in bros...
>>532025563read the fucking game nigger
>>532025448Rudolf, Oguri, El, Suzuka, Ryan
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New to the game.
Is this good or should I reroll? Spent the 90 free starter carats. I don't really want to super tryhard but just have the essentials to make the game easier
it's hot here in europe...
>mfw I rest early and it's +70
>>532023432I got it on my 30th win with my favorite uma anon...
You don't have to bite bait that weak
Is there a list on the most sought after green sparks for both global and jp?
Will another uma ever have lone wolf, or is it always free in URA?
>>532025728super duper tryharding would be rerolling for uncap 3 kitasan
however you have a very large spread of good cards and even a kitasan you can just uncap over time, i would stick with it if you're playing casually; it's not a difficult game unless you want to super pvp sweat
>>532025862I love biting bait.
>>532025862implying they are not replying to themselves
>dont get swinging maestro
>breath of fresh air doesnt trigger until halfway through the final spurt
>not allowed to alarm clock
Is any of those good for pvp?
I'm having hard time making horses... I don't have super creek
Okay my luck is so fucking back after the disaster last week
Now I'm at LB1 Kita, LB2 Scarlet, and LB1 Sunday
>she literally says "extreme happy" in english
>rooting tooting great
What the FUCK did they mean by this
>>532025862delicious flatness
it is a shame they literally stopped adding flat umas eventually
>>532025425I wonder if they're going to change that in the future, SP/Money runs are limited to 3 per day and event rewards burn up quickly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkF-MyoE9Q&t=66s
>>532025909Thank you anon
You guys lied to me, you said S3 was the worst one yet its miles better than the first season.
I feel bad for Kitasan.
>>532025728Looks pretty good anon, you definitely have the essentials
I'd save and see how you feel as you keep playing, the banner lasts a while longer
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Anyone got a upgraded Super Creek to fren? i got a MLB3 Kitasan to be maxed once i get to pity
>>532026131cingray >2 > 3 > 1
not counting movies
>>532025983Dont worry about it
>>532025983>extreme happy is aping taiki's engrish, LET'S ENJOY, YES, I'M WINNER>but mimicking engrish doesn't really work super well when you're playing in english so they made it a cowgirl speak reference to get the same thing acrossnot difficult, anoncchi
>>532026131Remember to always form your own opinions
>>532026131s3 and s1 are the worst seasons
9 star stamina with Oguri and anime Teio's ult sparks for your breeding pleasure
759923490237
I'm too stupid for even something as simple as a 600/1100/600 run. I won these three Rudolf careers, but none of them even went close to the thresholds. The third one, I went with full stamina inheritance only to go front runner for some reason. My umas are going to be worthless without following a guide, and I'm too incompetent to even follow it properly for a simple spark farming, not to mention the 900/1200 threshold for proper uma.
>>532025028Does JP not have it's own client like Global does? Or is it another wrapper for the browser version like Granblue through DMM?
>>532025897none of the NPCs in URA have it, it's a free buff
>>532025895for now it's
Rudolf for end/late
Ryan for late
Oguri for late/pace
El Condor Pasa for pace
Suzuka and Seiun Sky for front
but mind you unique skills get weaker when inherited
>>5320263013 speed/3 stam
When we lose a career mode, does the horse girl get put down?
>>532025917It's really that easy
>post bait>wait for few minutes>reply to self and pretend to fall for your own bait>guaranteed (you)s
High impact sexual violence with this boy
The uma was successfully impregnated after the date.
>>532026303Oh, well technically you can play Uma JP through Steam as well but it's region-locked and you need a JP Steam account for it...
>>532025186I don't have any monies
>>532025518I'll maybe throw a ten roll to get some more horses to play with. If they don't give give me another ticket soon.
>>532026131Let me guess, s3 is better than S1 because S1 doesn't have le sakuga animation?
so what lengths and positions actually benefit most from high power?
i dont speak nip, when goldship is about to drop kick you she says something like "ayyy ayyy TIMMY"
whats she saying in jap
How long will Oguri remain viable? Is it worth increasing her potential?
/uma/
what do you think about Air Groove?
>>532026356what about maruzensky
>>532026131I said it like a week ago, people either never watched S3 or only remember very little about it. I've seen shit like "Cheval Grand was badly treated" lmfao
>>532025427It's a grinding game, anon. Once you get 3* parents you start using them to make better umas and work towards getting either just good, usable umas, or getting a good 9* breeding stock.
Just don't forget about white sparks. URA finale especially is huge.
Using friends is great early on and can be useful later on for refined umas you haven't grinded out or can't seem to build.
>>532024518You're not me lmfao what a loser, and I'm not a "cuckposter", I just btfo self-inserters for coping in a game that doesn't allow it
>>532026409Not by you btw
>>532026497Animation is the same though, its the story that makes the difference, Spe story was just way too bland and safe.
>>532026552With the accelerated schedule none of the current umas are worth investing in, hold all your resources until Summer Gold Ship comes out.
>>532026435Oh if it's region locked like that I wonder if you can just VPN to get the license similar to DOAXV then, I'll try and let you guys know
>>532026626I love it when you land a big Ura finale star # and the game squats over and takes a giant shit in your mouth.
>>532026534of course sir, pls post more
can i spark Hara Urara enough to force her run on long?
>>532026058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wQlhou9CUQ
she's the best
>>532026487I don't know what gibs are coming but they tend to consistently shower us in carats
If you haven't rolled for uma yet then absolutely give it a 10 roll, then just roll for the horses you like
>>532026557Her mom is nice
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so uhhh which horses can do these races? or when do they happen at least?
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Finally rolled a LB3 kitasan account
literally didn't get a single other ssr..............
hm
>>532026845USE THE RACE PLANNER YOU BITCH
>>532026601She was though. All that slow-burn buildup only for her character arc to wrap up with a crush on Kitasan out of nowhere instead of an actually good emotional payoff like Satono's G1 win (one of the very few good parts of season 3)
>>532026131I think it's generally viewed as lackluster due to how high S2 set the bar
When viewed in a vacuum S3 is honestly OK, people were just expecting way too much given that S2 was kami and people thought that with the money Cygames got from the game's launch they could combine the storytelling of S2 with high budget sakuga to make something even greater.
>>532026719You can try and do that, not sure how it works exactly but let us know, umadacchi...
>>532024952use dmm for JP and do this
>>532026875I would genuinely take 1lb kita + sc over high dupe kita and bad SSRs
>>532026875Spark that kitasan and she'll be all you need
>>532026908The first three seasons weren't made by Cygames though, Gray is the first anime they made.
When creating legacies, do I want to try to focus on winning a lot of races for a bunch of white sparks and for higher affinity, or focus on getting important stats up for 3* blue sparks first?
>>532021102Teio doggy style
>>532026891oh im dumb I didnt think of that, thanks
BITCH
>removing followers who havent logged in for 2 days
>accidentally clicked removed follower on a /uma/ comment before I saw it
Hope he rerolled or something sorry bwo
>>532027057I meant budget-wise.
>triple rainbow training with 7% failure rate
>fail
getting real tired of this shit
>check out autism docs for CM
is it really that big of a deal
>>532027163at least it wasn't during summer training :)
S2=S1 > CG > movie=RTTT > S3
>>532027068your odds for a 3* only improve by 1% if you get it to 1200. Just focus on getting a good horse it should have 600+ on the important stats anyway
>>532026552Gotcha. Thanks will do.
>>532026854yes i am. Now answer the question faggot.
Is Tachyon the only horse that calls you Trainer *kun*? Really shows the lack of respect she has for you ... hot
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Is it just me or is this skill really good
i mean, 90% of the horses are pace chasers so it's basically free stats, right?
is there a way to make this game run at 60fps? or did they do the japanese programming thing where half the mechanics are tied to the frame rate
>>532026906her expression of love wasn't about her wanting to fuck Kita anon, it was about her always being her inspiration to keep trying and eventually succeeding at beating her, even more so after she announced her retirement
Imagine taking 1 week break away from tracen and forgetting to notify your umas about it for some stupid reason lmao
>>532027258doesnt it go up from 5% on 600 to 10% on 1100? that's pretty significant.
>>532027330it's 40/60 power when it procs, no?
>>532027330I dont know man I just work here
>>532027319She's not talking to you btw, she's talking to a set character who is not your self insert
Do you guys think they are waiting for Janpoke's banner before premiering the movie across theaters in the West? I feel like they could have made millions of more dollars had they premiered the movie now than wait.
>>532027202I'm not even going to bother until I see the rewards which no guide ever actually lists
>>532026572she's ok, any acceleration helps but not a high priority since the effect is weaker
>>532027449I want CG umas in game...
>>532026512Power mainly controls how fast your horse accelerates to top speed, how it performs on uphills, and how easily it is to lane change and overtake. This means it's more important for shorter races and strategies where your horse only has a short amount of time before the race ends to accelerate, like end closers and late surgers
King, today we need to work together properly.
You want to win. I want you to win. Let's win.
>>532027330It's good for umas that can use multiple race strategies. Just hope you have skills that can be used across all of them as well.
>>532027175peeking if trainer-kun is watching properly
>>532027340...except there wasn't any prior buildup or even hints that allude towards that, it literally came out of nowhere in the middle of Cheval's race. Please stop trying to justify bad decisions.
Ura finale with grass wonder and an onsen ticket on the line.
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>>532027535Too bad that they never ran at Central, so no chance in hell they'll appear. Not even as a support card.
>>532027587good luck torena-san, we're doing every track distance!
>>532027725Belno could get a pal card
>>532027319there's probably others but i can't think of any
>>532027413the game rolls one of the stats first, THEN it rolls the chance of a 3 spark. Your odds are in fact doubled... from 1% to 2%, lol.
>>532026532it's just a meaningless shout you do before you're about to do something (in this case the dropkick)
>>532026960oh yeah looks like it only worked back then in the case of DOAXV since they hadn't implemented region locks for accounts yet, DMM it is then
>>532026962
What is the gameplay like? How long the dailies take? Is the gacha aspect abusive? Thanks in advance
Do they ever introduce a sweep or auto function? I donโt have time to do several campaigns every single day to keep TP from overflowing.
Dammit, and it was a monarch run, too.
>>532027331https://steamcommunity.com/app/3224770/discussions/0/597404578618639881/
looks like some guy figured it out. i cant vouch for whether it works or not, i just got used to 30 fps unfortunately
thank you Tachyion 9 star anon, sadly I got horrible RNG this run but even with horrible RNG it was already noticeably better, in a few runs I will have shower I always wanted
is every support deck supposed to be 4 speed + 2 stam or wit depending on length of race the horse will be racing?
I have a question
Is there a way to tell when races mid-career are needed for a quest? Like the optional races
>>532027790why are flat girls so fucking erotic?
>>532026532she's just saying dorya
>>532027734She has the best career for that reason imho
>>532027802well that's not as exciting. thanks.
>>532027689that's like 20 rolls yeah I'm finna pass
>>532025957g-guys... p-please I...
>>532026981sc is super creek?
I have an earlier account I rolled with lb1 kita and sc, plus a handful of other random SSRs...
I think I'll just go with that one at this point, I'm kinda tired of rerolling
>>532027449I prefer her blonde friend
>>532028085/uma/ has given up on answering questions and just sticks to shaming people's support cards
>>532027897What do you mean by "needed"? All goal races are auto reserved. Anything else is your choice.
>>532028085if youre that retarded you shouldnt bother with pvp
>>532025957right but they're all kind of garbage because no maestro
>>532026981why wouldn't you just borrow a maxed sc and have a maxed kita as well?
>>532027837I dont know bwo i dont even play the game im just here for the cute horses
>>532027734I've really got to get enough stars for her outfit...
>>532028085the b rank horse is several times better if that's what you're asking
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i did it bwos...
i made like 1200 carats with this run from missions and first time trophies. only 18k to go for a second kita spark...
>>532028185I can't get maestro because I don't have creek...
>just borrow creekthen I can't borrow kita....
>>532026392That's what I would do, if it wasn't so obvious. Instead I try to time a phone post within thirty seconds, so it's plausible someone saw and responded BUT it can't be me.
I'm a rookie to this horse game is there anything I should know?
>>532027897You can always save and exit career mode to check your missions on the home screen
>>532025957Right looks better imo, Iron will is just kind of a waste of skill points.
>the honeymoon period is ending and now everyone is turning into pvp snobs
no.....
I only do one career a day...
>>532025957I'm bad at the game but right seems to be more consistent for medium at least.
>>532027734King, you know as well as I do that it wasn't the mediums or longs that were the problem last run.
>>532028251Thank god her legend race is in a week.
Is ura finale considered fall?
Man, how pathetic is it to put this much effort into something so petty and pointless as this, just for a Google Play card worth a few bucks? These pajets are ridiculous. The life of a cockroach has much more meaning than that of these subhumans.
>>532025957Right is alright for mile.
>>532027837>What is the gameplay like?fun
>how long do the dailies takeyou have to do 1 career run every day, if you have full skip on and skip all the story and character interactions a career run can take like 10-15 minutes. the other dailies are just clicking through menus that take like 5 minutes.
>gacha aspect abusivedepends on what you think abusive is. pity doesnt transfer between banners, but the characters / support cards you roll for on the banners aren't limited so they get added to the general pool after
i'd say it feels perfectly fine f2p (i'm not f2p, i'm just saying i can see how it'd be fine if i hadnt spent)
>>532028327bwo... your event title...
>>532028312There's nothing else to do until new careers come out.
The current event is just more grinding.
>>532027837slot machine but with strategy
45 min max
no
>>532027840yes but in a long long time. 2 years if they follow jp
>>532027895if that made your training better then you do you
>>532028085skills>rank
>>532027238respectable take
s1 is the comfiest and teio's storyline is fantastic
I think the movie is better than road to the top
>>532025041Did you know?
She holds the record for her forward bend.
>>532027319No, Loves only (You), Biwa Hayahide, Maruzensky, T.M. Opera O, and Symboli Rudolf does it too.
>>532028085What PvP exactly? Chanmi? Long/Mid Team PvP?
>>532026131bwo where's your moobie?
>>532028294this is exactly why people said to reroll atleast for 2-3LB so you can borrow other cards, you can substitute other things but missing on maestro sucks
i'm pretty retarded. is a 1 limit broken silence suzuka better than 4 a limit broken sweep tosho or eishin flash
S2 is the best because Teio
>>532025334Can someone explain the coffee thing to me?
>10 more rolls until I can spark kitasan and I finish rolling for supports
Almost there, can't wait to roll for umas.
Haru card is trash right? Should I be buying star pieces?
>>532028497Not (you), their set trainer characters who are cucking you, your (you) is in the main story getting no play
is getting maestro difference chances between LB0 and LB4 super creek?
>>532028162Missions? quests?
>>532028506Nigger I'm not rerolling an account I've spent 100 hours on top of money, why do you monkeys parrot rerolling, I've started like 2 weeks ago
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S2 is the best because Turbo
>>532028675alright well then suffer
Are there any indian horse in this game?
>>532028641no
and that's true for every card
>>532027638all of her conversations with Vivlos and Verxina were about her not being able to win a G1 because Kita kept beating her, even during the multiple races they ran together she always said next time she was going to beat her next time
maybe you really should give it a watch again anon
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Cute
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you are fit and in shape for your horse right anon? cause i'm not
>>532028609Urara is ranked higher than Kitasan Black in modern JP
>>532026131it was shit and kita's struggle is completely artificial
>>532028738oh dang what is this site? i'm new to the world of horse
>Grab maxed kitasan from whale
>Not a single rainbow from her late career?
That has to be the worst RNG in all my runs
Dont spend it all in one place
>>53202860950 rice shower star pieces are useless unless they get you up to 200
>>532028720uhh could a pajeet or a seamonkey explain this video?
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Why is she so sex, I want to fuck this uma so hard
>>532028539if you're going for the front skills i'd say it's slightly better. otherwise no
>>532028609do follower counts for now then urara
>>532028539you can look at here
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
to see how much better MLB sr cards are unless you really need the gold skill SSR cards give at baseline(if youre lucky enough to get the event chain)
>>532028609caraft the urara card into rainbows it's 5 free tickets!!
is MLB kitasan some industry plant shit or hidden yakuza cia type of shit to shill the horse? I honestly dont get the hype. I have one but this stupid bitch rarely appeared on speed training and i maxed her friendship too.
>no brown childhood friend tomboy uma
really man...
>>532028651Idk, use this https://gametora.com/umamusume/races if you want to find specific races to not miss them, otherwise your goals are always focused in a career so you won't miss them.
>>532028861what the FUCK does "ei ei mun" mean
>>532028742If you're not working out to attempt and fail role-reversal with your uma, can you truly say you love her?
Guys, how fast a horse with 1200guts will run when it depleted stamina?
Can I juice up daiwa to 1200guts (cuz +20%) and beat my own 1100stam horses in 3600m race?
>>532028742I'm a fat balding oji-san...
>>532028752>>532028687wait for real? but aren't guts cards useless? why is she ranked so high?
is 0lb super creek even worth bringing along?
Something is wrong with the rolls, I swear I got Dictus and Doto like 15 times now.
>>532028928>I have one but this stupid bitch rarely appeared on speed training and i maxed her friendship too.just rng. you start to get annoyed that she doesn't show up on speed then of a sudden you get back to back to back +50 +75 +50
>>532027837It's a raising sim ala monster rancher or princess maker. The dailies take forever though, since you have to go through an entire run which can easily take an hour if not more. The gacha isn't the worst (you won't get fucked out of progressing because you didn't pour all your money into the new fancy thing) but it can be a pain for people who want to meta and do pvp races.
>fail 5%
>rage bottom option
>get away with it
nice
God damn 30 races is hard, I only got to 26 wins
>my goldship is no 1 favorite
>skip forward to the last turn
>she's in 15th place
>>532028665>>532028872What's the point in getting follower slots when I rotate between multiple MLB Kitasan or Super Creek anyways
>>532029018Guts is useless now. Guts isn't useless next year.
>>532028979Daitaku Helios's trainer...
>>532028609Guts gets buffed later like everyone has been saying
Any umas that intimidate you?
>>532028935Best I can do you for.
>>532029142think for the future anon
>>532029142niche cards and uma to borrow for certain situations
>>532028539No, consult with the calc.
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
>>532028609NO, don't be dumb like /uma/ oldfags like me
>>532029157nvm I forgot the doc exists, it explains why you might want it
>>532029018
>>532029102when i started the first three times i failed i picked the bottom option and lucked it every time so i thought it was just a guaranteed recovery
>>532029060Yeah, you bring her for swinging maestro
>>532028497I see, those make sense, thanks. Agnes is still probably the only one who does it out of lack of respect though. I hope I get Maruzensky or MY EMPEROR at some point.
I confess I have sexual thoughts involving Mejiro Ryan
>>532027495Were you under the impression that video game characters talked directly to the you in real life?
>>532029204wtf bros why did you tell me to waste 30k carrots for a C tier card?
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Yeah I used all my energy and never beat her career
idk I beat like 4 other characters' but daiwa just jobs so hard, she either feels too slow or not enough stamina or something idk
I want Rudolf so bad when can I roll
What did she mean by this?
Thank you all for giving me pointers yesterday
She finally fucking did it, no clocks needed
>>532028967what's the fun of getting the answer straight away? try za experiment
>>532029419based, I gotta train my Ryan too
>>532029204>bakushin and biko both better than kitawtf bros I rerolled for the wrong card...
>>532029353just spam speed
Prone bone your Teio today!
>>532029204That's B for jp's recent meta. Previously, she's S+ due to her sheer raw stat gain that is heads and shoulders leagues higher than the competition.
There was a graph for this one but I don't have it.
>>532029018Guts is CURRENTLY useless. Once they dropped the rework which they might drop alongside Grand Live, guts turns into another speed modifer/stat that you'd want to max.
>>532028935umm... hishi amazon?
>>532028720Would it still be the same status quo in india or would umas be doing the raping?
>>532029221>>532029220>Unfollow>Add new friendProblem solved
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kitaGODDESS black is the most misunderstood character in the franchise
>>532029329I AM INEVITABLE
I play both sides
I'm a Teio bully AND Teio lover
>>532029560What a waste of her athleticism.
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How in the world can I tell what these are?
>>532028742I can Princess carry my uma
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When I saw those 3 rainbows I was excited, now I just want to kill myself.
>>532029664it's more the luxury of not having to do that than anything
>>532028736>maybe you really should give it a watch again anonNo thanks. I've already watched it once years ago and I've never felt the need to rewatch it ever since unlike the other seasons which have great rewatch value.
I remember getting genuinely frustrated at how bad the plot was going and seeing how the townspeople kept hogging up screentime that could've been used for other umas almost made me drop S3 at times.
>>532029608ummm... i can see it....
>>532029353get more stamina, anon. Bring a guest 9 star stamina parent, it makes a big difference. Each inspiration event can be like 100+ stamina and theres 2 inspiration events
>>532028958My head inbetween the emperor emperor's SNIFFFFFFFFFF
>>532029353She was my first clear with absolute dogshit cards. Just saying.
>>532028958Unfathomably based poster
>>532029795>Bring a guest 9 star stamina parentYou say that like anons here are willing to share such things
>tfw my only SR/SSR Stamina card is SC and nothing else
>>532029318she's only at B now because guts Orfevre is stupidly strong and another retarded guts card gets released a year later
>>532029738google.com "umamusume hanshin daishoten" "umamusume japanese derby"
>>532029738press race and look for them, then schedule it
or google it here https://gametora.com/umamusume/races
Can we make Haru Urara win Arima Kinen? Maybe with some inspirations?
>>532029742Seiun sky is a good card!
>>532027897https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
cntr+f "uma-specific tips" gives a some of them. But for example super creek has the triple crown events but only the last one (kikuka sho) is mandatory, also both senior year triple crowns are easy to slot with two extra races, but no particular events for them.
>>532029903you don't need to add anons in here. Go to the recommended section in the Friends section and refresh until you see a 9 star stamina parent.
>>532029329when you're brocked, you're brocked
>>532028780Kita's struggle in S3 reflected her IRL struggle. Kitasan the horse was the most downplayed horse in JP history and was still being downplayed as a sire until Equinox happened and he shot up to being a god-tier sire.
>>532029738almost everyone has Japanese Derby as part of their goal bwo
>>532029742>see 1 rainbow>archive pops up a NEW sign on it>thus I know it's a new card and not a Kitasan dupe
>>532028943Ei Ei Oh! is a battle chant by samurai clans in the sengoku period
>270 pulls
>only pity Kita
>no creek
>only 2 Sweep
I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng I hate rng
>>532029950Yes it has been done multiple times already. Getting to at least C on turf and long is kinda hard.
>>532028928An mlb kitasan is technically the strongest card in the game right now but not really for the reasons people understand or usually parrot, and they're used to gachas where 1 maxed out thing can carry your entire gameplay although that's not how it works here
My first 3* spark is stamina
>>532028861bro she's g*rman
>>532030019>oh no i can't get first anymore woe is meel em ay oh
>>532029912just run double 9* STA parents bwo
Is using predictions viable for knowing what to train/focus on next?
>>532030142So the best one? Congrats, power would've been good too.
>>532029903We really need to add this to the OP.
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>mfw I managed to gaslight all of /uma/ with wrong information
So what are your sources for carats supposed to be in this game other than the daily? I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>532029912the mcqueen card is free anontachi
I'm kind of tired of people acting like Kitasan's true powerlevels are barely understood and only the megaminds truly get what make her good desu
>>532028861she sings mambo while she rides my cock
>>532030249they're about as trustworthy as the green woman
>>532027897Gametora
>>532030168No, she's a fucking leaf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Taste
>>532030142Actually good, keep grinding.
Look at these two adorable goobers
>Notice I'm missing trophy from a random G1 race
>Huh. I wonder why I've missed it...
>Dirt
>Medium
>Same time as Arima Kinen
>>532030262Oh shit I thought speed was the best
>>532030052december
next year
>>532030142Literally the best outcome bro...
So what does leveling an Uma's unique do exactly? I can't find anywhere what it does. Does it raise activation? the power? what...
A lot of the Bakushin love just up and vanished in the past two weeks.
>>532030327early race stamina replenishment sounds fucking useless
mid race and late race are the only times you'd need to recover stamina
>>532030327it makes sense because it's a jobber trainer giving you this skill
What deck should I focus on building for all my uma? I have a 1LB Super Creek support
>>532030434Speed isn't that good anymore because Kitasan is here now so you always train SPD, so getting power/stamina/wit 3* sparks is really good
>>532030434The best sparks are the stats you don't want to train often so stam and pow.
How am I supposed to know which track have slopes and if it's ascending or descending?
>100000 coins
Lol fuck off
What's with the jewish price hike for unlocking potential?
>>532030373What should I use?
Is it worth turning bad SSRs into cleats?
>>532030416My wife (right) and her girlfriend (left)
>>532030452us oppai loli fags just suffer again and again...
>>532030506Live by the bakushin die by the Bakushin...
>>532030434You max speed through training. You need stamina or power because those are a bitch to train, especially stamina.
Are any of the R cards worth keeping? Or can I salvage them all? Any completely doodoo SR cards that are safe to burn??
I read through the entire event story and still don't know what kitasan's personality is. What I do know however is that diachan is a semen demon that will drain you dry every night if you get her a g1 win
My horse kicked me in the face.
>>532029912>Super CreekShould be enough to max with proper sparks. Getting her bonds high are ass at lower LBs though.
>>532030434Stamina is the best because training stamina is bad but you still need to have stamina.
>>532030426El Condor Pasa only race
2nd year only as you need to race Arima Kinen in the 3rd
>>532030568This game is a long race and not a sprint.
>>532030506I still love her
>>532030181Not everyone is a loser like you.
>>532030505https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/skills/100041
click the lvl arrows underneath ult to see
So does it matter which SR speed cards I level up? I have a lot at 2-3LB. Should I be looking at what skill they have?
>>532030506well thats because we're past the "what the fuck am I doing" phase of the game that we solved with her, it was inevitable that the bakushin posting would slow down, glad I was here to see it though
>>532027887please continue with the bad runs, I'm farming you for points
ganbatte anon!
>>532030574Yeah, any SSR you have that isn't Kitasan/FineMotion/Creek/Tazuna can be turned to cleats since they're worthless. Those free Mambo cards are basically free cleats.
>>532030546Gametora has all of the racetracks
>>532030434You should get sparks on stats that you would NOT train often (i.e stamina and power)
>>532030434the more i play, the more i feel like you want 18* stamina on almost every character
>>532030731uhhhh i ain't clicking a leetspeak link...
>>532030506nobody forgets the girl that stole their URA virginity.
>>532030832that's a superior nipponese link
What the fuck is Rice Shower's problem and why is she constantly on the verge of having a mental breakdown
>fuckass default starter team(except bakushin and urara are replaced by spe and suzuka) are suppose to beat this stacked line up
>>532030729>dominates in an era with extremely dogshit rivals minus Dura>starts crying and thinking of quitting the moment she can't cheese through the racesel oh el
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explain to me how the fuck these wit builds manage to get enough power and stamina?
lets say you have 18* power sparks, how the fuck do you get enough stamina on this deck build?
So we all know the 3*s are Stamina > Power > Speed, but then I only see 9* Speed recommended for Long runners? And 9* Power pretty much exclusively used for Sprinters? Speed is looking more useful than Power then
>>532030731>Miniscule gainsO-Oh... I see...
>>532028752is there a way to get the card again if you sold it? Or are u eternally bricked?
>>532030787>>532030546Careful on checking those tracks in gametora though. There were certain race courses slopes that were NOT considered slopes due to cygames incompetence. They were updated to be considered as slopes.
Read them with caution.
>>532030979TM opera being here is so weird considering how much content she got later
>>532031031you dont want to train speed for longer distances over power and stamina
>>532030506Just like her races, she can't last very long...
>>532031016to get those cards to give rainbows you have to befriend them, a lot of times they show up in the stamina button
>>532030787This has like 100m of downhill and 100 of uphill?
>>532031031speed is fine for long runners I guess because you train some amount of power
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I'm killing myself
>>532030935how could i ever forget
So, I understand I should join a club and that I need to turn in shoes to get points. But what does "going for gold" and the rest of the styles mean? what club should I join
>>532031031It's a balance game. Take 9* speed to offset taking power and stamina supports.
>>532031031You want to have sparks in the stat you're not going to train a bunch
>>532030979Team Rigil is so fucking dumb it's unreal.
Someone in the writing team made this shit up and decided to just throw every single strong uma in there with no rhyme or reason. Literal wastebasket.
Yes I am mad.
>>532030997Why bother with umas when Tazuna is literally there
>>532031269Uncap and scrap the rest
>>532031269Suzuka is decent maxxxed out for front runners
>>532031182MAKE HER RUN AT THE FRONT
>>532031278Join a club that says "you do you" or "for fun" if you join a sweaty club you will get kicked out and miss out on the free stuff.
>>532031031Who the fuck recommends 9* speed for long? It would still be the same for medium but with more stamina requirements and stamina skills being BETTER than just raw stats.
>>532031182Daiwacucks KNEEL before Farm VolitionCHADS
>>532031392>MAKE HER RUN AT THE FRONThe lost to an endrunner retard
>>532031031you can use 9* power on long runners and exclusively train speed and stamina
>>532031269what ever happened to hirame? miss that nigga's art fr fr
What do you guys do to farm good sparks? Any stat or fan count breakpoints I should aim for? Anything to avoid?
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>>532030998See? You're one of the Kita downplayers so you don't understand her struggle at all. Meanwhile in reality.
>>532030626They're all worth keeping, just uncap everything you can and scrap dupes
You're going to get a billion dupes over this game's lifespan
>>532029762the townspeople was to represent Kitasan having a humble pedigree, you may say >b-but sundayman but at this rate every japanese horse has his blood if you look back enough
her dream of making a festival was to show that even not gifted people can make it big. from children, to ojisans, to foreigners, to other umas, she wanted to motivate everyone during her races, which is why she decided to retire after her peak was over. she could have kept running and winning, something that was also said about the IRL horse, but she didn't want to disappoint the average people who celebrated her victories with passion
>>532030935I'll never forget mine
>>532031171you are not getting anywhere close to 400-500 stamina from friendship farming what the fuck are you saying
>>532025087Save tons of coins. The best debuff skill is unlocked after you raise Nice Nature's potential to the max.
>>532031421EL CONDOR PASA-!!
>>532031329You're right. I never noticed how Team Rigil was that busted. It reminds me of trainer Tobias from Pokemon, who had a team filled with legendaries. Fuckin' OP bastard.
>>532031553Bwos... Tachyon...
https://x.com/cookiedance2003/status/1786228553778160029
>>532030935That was Haru Urara, she did get me ticket to the thermals
>>532031534stop being unlucky
>>532019303why would you want Maru and Mayano on Pace/Late? arent they Leaders?
>>532031472Because he wasn't at the front she was jogging like all paceshitters do
>Kids these daysHow fucking old is she?
>>532030506She was my very first Uma that was able to win without any clocks
>>532031362That looks oddly like a ...
>>532031534you need to hit the urpe threshold
>mlb at 199
had a feeling this would happen, fuck you cygames...
>>532031602shit's fucking graphic
>>532031534sparks are only affected by your stats, nothing else
the first breakpoint is at 600 and the next is 1100
you want to hit 600 in as many stats as possible to farm those
eating stale microwave pizza with Nice Nature while watching trashy B-Movies and 4 hour long youtube documentaries about some niche shit nobody gives a fuck about before dozing off holding onto each other
>>532031016His inheritance sparks look like mostly stamina and a few power. Training speed also gives you power. When you become a witGOD you basically never rest.
You can also train stamina/power for good value during summer camp even with 0 rainbows if you get a lot of supports on them.
Anyone got a good Power spark I can follow?
>>532030935For me it was Suzuka
>>532031739kek.oh well, guess you can get at least diamond.
I've spent like $400 on this shit and I have to show for it is the pity kita... what the fuck do I do now?
>>532031714imagine el condor pasa's earjob...
my fucking god I'm gonna cum
>>532031714>>532031362Uhh, can you put your you-know-what in there?
>>532030327the idea is that you spent a lot of stamina at the start trying to get into a good position
>>532031739now do one more roll for cleat
the green lady is sexier than the horse girls
why bother with uma musume when the first human girl you see is the hottest?
Imagine losing to this tiny pinkette and then having to serve as her backup dancer
>>532031948would be true if I got anything of value for that...
>>532031965how do we tell him
>>532031889I'm sure you're gonna get a... EAR-FULL....
post your Meganekko umas anons
>>532031329bad calls all around were made in season 1 when Cygays didn't already foresee the lucrative future they had in store and were preparing for this franchise to potentially just be a one season anime with much less of a game. glad that new anime installments are distancing themselves from the team restrictions that the original tv anime created
>>532031854her boobs are boobling everywhere.... truly marvelous
When do we get THE Raisingcanestannhauser?
>>532026131Almost like different people have different opinions..
>>532031885Receipts, and proof.
Stop trying to put your cock in the wrong holes
>>532031712Marusenzky says she had her drivings license for about two years, the earliest a person in JP can get a drivers license is 18, so she is about 20 years old (and still in high school)
>>532031362that's why prude umas cover their ears
>>532031993It would be an honor to be able to make the little pink cutie shine even brighter.
Is it time for the Matikanefukukitaru run?
Kitasan Black is literally the most important horse in japan since 2015 but newfags aren't ready for this conversation
>normal career
>training a horse girl
>urara career
>raising a daughter as a single dad simulator
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>532031962I knew that dia was bad, but is she that bad that picking kitasan + cleating is a no-brainer?
>>532031553oh wow.... winning races against mediocre horses... such unfathomable struggle... being cheered by 1M people instead of 2M people... unseen levels of suffering...the struggle that would make a hard man weep...
>>532026290I want to breed with Grass Wonder
I want to breed with Springfield
n00b question: been seeing most people who post high tier horsebitches have very few but high tier (yellow skills). I would have figured quantity > quality, since with each skill you're rolling for it to activate, meaning more skills firing off during the race giving more advantages. Where am I going wrong with my assumption?
Anyone got a 9* Uma? I need her for a funni run.
>>532032064with kita at the start of next year
>>532031739>oh no I got the card I wanted
>>532032053i asked several times for pics already but /uma/ hates wit they never even get to the shogi
>>532031845I love my cute virgin Suzuka
>>532032238Gold skills are 3x better than normal skills usually
mcqueen just threw her first 2 debut races
>>532032260I don't have money to level up my wit cards
>>532032053>>532032260Damn you guys actually watch the training animations?
>>532032064She's crucified
>>532032078why would I fake my own suffering, just tell me what do I do now...
What's the name for a paypig who shelled out cash but didn't get anything out of it anyway?
>>532032160hes trollin u, just get dia n cleat that
>muh wit
thanks for letting me farm you in team trials lmao
Just grinded for another 1500 carats, do I even bother rolling a last time for Kita or save this
>>532032321I once lost 3 debut races in a row with bourbon.
>>532031885pay more goyim
>>532032238more skills = better chance at one activating at the right time and more points for team matches
yellow skills can be very impactful yes, but it's better to have 2 or 3 different good skills than professor for example
>>532032260I am tard maxxing and never reach lvl 5.
>>532032238You're not wrong. You'd want the most skills to activate since skills have cooldowns. Of course, golds are often better than silvers but you'd need to check the duration, activation conditions, and sp cost before buying one.
so uh, I got two satonos from the gacha but no kita, one more 10 pull and I can spark but since I have like two MLB4 kita in followings already should I just use the spark on another satono for mlb2? or should I save one kitasan for when we can get dupes with currency in the future?
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>>532032351>doesn't watch the animations of his favorite umasanon how souless are you?
>>532032351I watch it when I'm playing along with my bros, betting if the uma is going to fail the 80% training with triple rainbow
LET'S GO ALL IN BABYYYYYYYY
can anyone who has silence suzuka ssr as their support card share their friend code :<
>missclicked on single pull instead of daily single pull
there goes 150 paid carats into a bakushin...
>>532031712She's the only horse in the cast that's raced in the 70s so they made her an out of touch super boomer in game. Her not daughter is also really cute
>>532032368How did you spend $400 and only got 1 pity? Did you not save anything for this banner??
>>532032086Is Tracen Academy actually a high school? The age range of these girls seems way too wide even if you're generous about some of them being meant as seniors and others as freshmen.
>>532032391not worth you're basically gambling unless u can spark at 200 so up to you
>>532032368>why For fake (you)s. You are just unlucky, now show receipts.
>>532032391no spark no point
>>532032508thats not your image
how do I know?
it's mine, i made it
>>532032548I started late and had no idea what the fuck kitasan was
My Uma has a season ending pregnancy
>>532032147targeting their target audience?
>>532032618Yeah, I stole your image. Whatcha gonna do about it?
Slick surge into Emperor's Divine Might into Blue Rose Closer into [uma's unique skill] into Homestretch Haste
Almost got a handsfree orgasm
>>532030997Tazuna raped me..
>>532032689Sorry bro, she told me no condom.
>>532032041No sex tonight Rudolf
>>532032368how did you have to spend 400$ to get a pity?
I'm fully f2p and I rolled almost 30k now on this banner, after rolling for another 15k on the previous one
>>532032568Look at the text below
>>532032086She is very likely dropping an entire digit when she says she got the license """two""" years ago
>>532032568Tracen Academy is actually the afterlife, umas without a partner are stuck in limbo until a trainer is clueless enough to fall for them
>>532030960>Ruins Bourbon's streak as a noname runner>shocked that people are angry about Bourbon losing and not happy for her winningIt's a mystery really.
>fail 4% wit training
>fail 18% speed training right afterwards
im turning goldship into glue
>>532032568If you consider every continuity, Spica Trainer is the closest to game trainer(You)
Symboli, Marun and a few umas are definitely older than SpicaTrainer/(You)
>>532032532a match made in heaven
>>532032527PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>kills griffth
>save the world
>>532030626>>532031269Keep Riko, Rudolf, and Air Groove. Honestly though, it's a marginal difference. Might as well just uncap every R, it doesn't really matter.
>>532032764Does she keep the hat on during sex?
>>532032646Should have rerolled. Getting 1lb is easy and 2lb is doable. Or you could just buy account with mlb Kita.
why is this guy trying to project his cuck fantasies onto us
>>532032796Yooo I did the same thing, 100 pulls on the release banner then 200 on kitablacked
We're gachabrothers!
>>532032764Reminder that trying to run away is useless as she's proven to be faster than Taiki Shuttle
How is that possible? Haha don't worry about it
>>532032461The latter since you get 2 guaranteed dupes with the free unlock item when it drops and the SSR selector on anniv. Also Kita is a perma and will spook you eventually.
>>532032750I'll tell ur mum
>>532032527>>532032884Try these (neither are me):
533292139414
731070197069
>>532033041no one is horny for failures like you meek
well /uma/?
is he right, do you agree?
>>532027670this works really well but i'm worried about this potentially triggering some sort of cygames anti-cheat so i think i'm just gonna cope for now
>>532031712Her mood down events are hillarious. She is way beyond a hag kek.
>>532031739brother I'm 180 pulls deep and have 0 copies why are you crying?
>>532033176Speak for yourself, Aoi.
>>532032646...then reroll like every other late starter. This has to be bait or you somehow managed to both get completely caught up in the Kitasan hype while also willfully ignoring what anyone is doing about it.
>>532033063She's deader than Rice Shower, bruh.
>>532033179i dont speak bugman
Will I regret burning ssr shakur for sr support tixs?
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>>532024820>>532022969Took a bit but this is my dogshit deck. How do you even get to train good inheritances? Just pure luck, or is there any trick to it?
>>532024820That negative condition turns into a buff once you win that one fall race she talks about
>>532033041Is there a gacha general that isn't horny?
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1LB kits, i don't know if it'll be worth it paying to spark at the end of the banner. dailies will push me to to 60 but i kind of doubt i'll get another in the remaining 4 pulls. I think getting to 2lb via spark will crush my soul
>>532032796Cause I din't roll anything good? I got 6 gorillion copies of the shit cards. I could uncap Doto or Dictus 6 times over, this is all I fucking have to show for all that money. + 30k carats I did get for kita banner
>>532033179100%
Faster schedule sounds good but it means pvp events will happen even more frequently
imagine playing a GAME and not having fun
Any must have cards for building debuffers? I'm planning to do rice ssr, rudolf r, marvelous sr, and borrow mlb sweep tosho. Loop will be nice nature, grASS wonder and air groove, might add tachyon/super creek to fill in the gaps.
am i missing anything?
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>>532033324Just the homoge ones like /gbfg/.
>>532033290no
shakur is the most burnable card
is there any way to race my copies to cull the weak?
>>532032796>he missed the guy that went to pity 5 times
>>532033308>How do you even get to train good inheritances?https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies
why the hell do skills use terms like velocity and acceleration instead of just telling us the stat they buff
>>532033041i want to lick the sweat off of meeku's face.
>>532033179faster schedule sucks since it means fewer freebies between banners and faster banners so everyone's pulls are gonna be worse than JPs overall
>>532033250are you fucking retarded, why would I reroll an account where I dropped $400 into? Even bigger waste to do it than have what I already have on it.
>>532033041they shouldn't have those umas so arousing then
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oh nyo
>>532033430Dude, last i checked gbfags are horny as fuck.
When are we getting a butthole chart for the umas?
I need answers
>>532033041For someone called happy meek she doesn't took too happy
>>532033290we have 4 years of future sight and even the japs have been making fun of her for 4 years.
I like King Halo and I am proud!
>>532033041I will liberate Happy Meek from her trainer
>>532033603butthole hair chart*
>>532033603yes very hairy
How the fuck do I earn carrots after having earned all the G1 trophies and watched the character stories? Only thing that seems to give them anymore is dailies and at the rate they come I'll take several lifetimes to make enough for a new horse.
>>532033640Playing her feels like she has a carrot up her ass at all times she's very cute
>>532033379>>532033516wtf does bringing up the accel have to do with what's said in the img?
>>532033348I'm in the same position with an 0 LB but what the hell. In $15, in for $100.
>>532033585You mutated her into an SS turf, right?
>>532033179not true, I skip everything and I still enjoy it
>>532033179Good thing I don't care about pvp
>>532033724idk I just imagined what he said because I don't speak bugman
>>532031712she is 30 years old minimum
>>532033179Keine Ahnung, kann's nich' lesen. Hast du mal versucht nach drauรen zu gehen und ein bischen Graร zu streicheln? Wรผrd dir bestimmt gut tun, du Hurensohn.
>>532033681You get some every month from clubs. And every week from the Team Trials.
>>532033681welcome to cyjews
>>532033540I meant you should have rerolled when you started a late account and then found out about Kitasan. You are fucking retarded for dropping $400 for 1 pity
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>>532032146Important in what way?
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>>532033308>That negative condition turns into a buff once you win that one fall race she talks aboutYeah bro just take 16 turns where she can eat shit (INCLUDING SUMMER BTW)
Why do brown skins get upset by the very existence of males in their gacha games?
>>532033754you're a long term jpfag?
>>532030221>>532030339>>532030651This went fine but was kind of scuffed, I'm just gonna go get that McQueen card...
>>532033785Based grandma pretending to be young to hang out with schoolgirls.
>>532033724the experience of playing the game is going to be different if people feel like they constantly have to train up for upcoming pvp things with less time inbetween, burning people out faster
>other stats are 600+
>1* guts
>>532033803no clue, can't read it. have you tried going outside and grass blank (context clues i am guessing streicheln means touch)?
would be good for you, son of a bitch
how'd my high school german do i havent studied it in 15 years
>>532033838in being the next godlike sire, something Duramente couldn't do since his children all had glass legs, while Kitasan never had an injury in his entire career
Career mode takes too fucking long. Every run is late-game XCOM tier of knowing you canโt lose but having to muddle through the drudgery anyway.
>>532033849i'm mexican does it count?
>>532033842Bro I won the triple Crown with the debuff.
Your secret extra double plus good ending?
>>532033005Dunno but zhe doesn't even play the game. If you ever wanted to know why "TRAINERS ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE" faggotry is wrong all you need to do is look at Mejiro Dobers dialogues in her story. Funnily enough the gender selection for your profile makes it clear, if you're a woman she has no problem interacting with you but if you chose male she has different attitude towards the player. Of course the schizo wouldn't know that since global doesn't have her yet and probably never will since they don't even play Uma and has never done their research.
>>532033179I realized right away that was gonna be the case, but I don't mind because I like all the girls and also enjoy the gameplay so if there's a balance it'll be okay...
>>532034114Just turn on quick mode and skip, it will be much faster that way.
>>532033492Because it doesn't directly buff stats. Velocity and acceleration are the actual values that used in races to determine how your uma actually perform.
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>>532034035I get you anon, 1* guts tends to follow me too
>>532034114isn't there going to be an auto or something?
cuz if not I'm gonna lose my mind and my time
>>532034049yeah it works
streicheln is stroke / pet - a gentle soothing kind of touch
>>532032948I saw the hat coming off once but I don't remember anything after that..
>>532033024AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>532033179Based on my non look up skills he's saying the list of people who are enjoying uma musume story are growing longer. Can't read the kanji at the start of the second sentence but uh basic translation should be target audience are getting wrapped up reading the story. Not gameplay related whatsoever.
>>532033849semi unrelated but it's pretty funny how chinks call gachas with males "mixed toilets"
>>532033609That's because her trainer is a failure who relied on a fucking book and never talked to her about any issues.
>>532034279In like 3 years
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>>532034193So did I, that doesn't make her any less annoying of a bitch horse to train
FACT: Umas will never love you
FACT: Umas are stinky (the bad kind)
FACT: Other trainers share common experiences with (you), making bonding easier
FACT: Other trainers are prettier than a stupid Uma
FACT: Umas are stupid
FACT: Umas don't have ears in the right place
FACT: Other trainers would never trade you for a carrot
so why was ryan designed with the ugliest hair ever
>>532033609>special week>isnt special in any way>rice shower>probably never showers>king halo>has nothing of king at all, is a complete jobber>sakura "class-rep" bakushin o>has negative iq>manhattan cafe>its not a yank, refuses tachyon's coffee
>>532034294what's normal touch
how tight is umanko compared to ningen pussy
>>532034479ningen hands typed this post..
Nature is literally in love with me tho
>>532033373>Iโm a late starter>first event card at mlb Something isnโt right
>>532033803>du Hurensohn.Sehr klassisch.
>>532034049Proud of you.
I saw there was an embedded event checker for uma jp, does that exist/work for global yet?
>>532034543life threatening
>>532034479Aoi, I appreciate your efforts, but my trainee is going to break my legs and beat me to death if I have sex with anyone else
>>532034482She got a disease or something in her mane and had to have it shaved
>>532033878yes i haven't watched any of the anime either, but i think i'll finally start soon with cinderella gray
>>532034618Nicht berรผhren!
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Recruiting for RiceBstGrl. I have 30 million fans and i need people to request shoes. Thank you for your attention on this matter
>>532033057this was really eating at me so this is a huge help, thanks!
>>532034479You are trying too hard Aoi, that's why you are failure as a trainer.
Why do my 3* blue never roll a SINGLE white? I won 11 G1s in this run and had like 10 skills.
>>532034706BERรHRE DIE KUH!
>>532034618With Flash it'd be ergreifen.
>>532034618i do not remember that word at all. ah well.
thanks for the +2 to my german vocab
>>532034580I joined at the end of last even and it took like 1-2 days to max it
>>532034805because sparks blow donkey ass and you'll never be happy with what you get, especially when you start looking at what sparks other people are willing to share.
>>532034482for the contrarians
>start new run at the same time as streamer
>we have almost same rainbows on every turn
>he finishes with 3* spark
>i finish with 3* spark
huh? coincidence or cygames shares career seeds based on time?
>>532034805You didn't win hard enough sorry
>>532035028Do not send this nigga the dot site
>>532034360the chinese not liking something is an endorsement to me.
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I took the WIT dump pill
>borrowed a parent with 9* stam and 9* URA finale from my clubmate
so this is ultimate power
>>532033373obviously you need to spend more
if you're broke already just use your best MLBs and borror a kitasan
Is there information on how the team trial rewards work? Is it just random when you win?
>>532035348yes, it's 1000% random and you just can't do anything about it
it's just bad life rng
>>532034805>11 G1sThat's nothing. Try getting 23+ G1s and you might get something.
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>>532033751best I can do is F :(
>>532033041>please stop being horny for sexy horses
>>532033838I need more stories like this
>>532035196If you don't have a 3* then sure. Use that and friend borrow everyday and get a higher *. Don't forget grandparents matter too, so if that 2* has like 1* parents then it's probably not very good.
>>532035464nyo... uwawa dont cry~
>>532035348most important part is how many skills you have and how many activated
winning the match/good placements is just a footnote unless you're gunning for top 100
>>532035483I can see itโฆ
>>532035483Turning Happy Meek into Mother Meek!
>380 wit
>get wit spark
fuck is this shit?
>800 wit 1200 speed bakushin
Soon I'll take it to 1000 wit
>>532033838At least both Kitasan Black and Sweep Tosho are great speed supports
>>532035602Now youre realizing why you dont farm for sparks you just hope you get lucky
>>532035602how many years of absolute retarded niggers postign their fuckign "hurr but i didnt even level wit LOLOL why spark? lolol" are we going to get?
>>532035689mods mods mods
i cant see it
mods
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>>532034479Witless hands wrote this post
>>532035720It will never end
>>532035602Which stat you getting has NOTHING to do with how high the stat was. The amount of stars you get MIGHT get influenced by the value but that's it.
>>532035483Would Happy Meek be better off with a responsible male trainer?
>>532035425How do you run that many races and still have enough turns for training?
>>532035720I'll keep posting it until you pop a nerve
No need to thank me bbygirl
>>532035720Ash long as the game gets new players. Cry about it.
>>532035720until you like it
>>532035818we already know how it works.
if you want 3*s you have to get as many different stats to 600 as you can, it doesn't care about which stat you have the most or least of.
how many god damned times do i have to repeat this?
>>532035720Just go to the umajp thread where the non retarded posters are
can we get those free daily 10-pull gibs going? How long do I have to wait?
>>532035854She desires one
>>532035863You thought that's a lot of races?
>>532035863If you're breeding purely for sparks 700/600/600 is enough to clear URA consistently if you know what you're doing.
>>532035863Just get 600/600/600 by the end of the game, that's all you need.
>>532035720well maybe if we had the same 2-3 questions that get asked every thread in the OP instead of a dozen japanese links no one uses we'd have less people asking
>>532036087fuck the horse i want the ningen trainer!
>>532036087A bit too much I'm afraid
>>532036278Your kind sicken me.
>>532036197>Implying people read the OPNobody even bothers to read the beginner rentry guide before asking questions in the thread.
>>532036262supposedly jp had a ton of events where they got free gibs in form of daily 10 pulls
3x stam or 3x PWR card on oong hons?
>>532036514and youre japanese..?
I need a 1k carat stimulus package right now.
Hurry up cyjews
>>532036570stam and bring power sparks
My training rules are simple. I give the horse a triple crown. She gives me a centaur son. No ifs. No buts. Sorry, them's the rules. Take it or lose.
I'm as German as they come and I think Eishin Flash is kinda boring. Tut mir leid.
>>532036736how many hitler memorabilia do you own
>>532036736What were your great grandparents doing in 1941?
>>532036612ใฏใใๆฅๆฌไบบใงใใ
>>532036823He's German, so 0.
>>532036703So 3x Stam 2xWit and 1 power?
>>532036904>desunot japanese
This is fine for a Vodka race right?
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Trying to get hint skills is so fucking garbage I'm giving up on it. This is the absolute best I can do.
>>532037025you are so needy
>>532037000every single sentence is ended by it, retard.
>>532036514First anniversary we get a week of free daily Uma x10 pulls and then a week of free support x10 pulls
>>532036964It's over for me
>>532035543Its ok, she got better.
>>532036823Does a heirloom original
copy of Mein Kampf count? Having an object with so much history attached to it is more interesting than the content itself, though.
>>532036872dying
>>532037180>70 pullsfags, could have at least rounded it to 10
>>532037150>every single sentence is ended by it, retard
Thread funeral
Today we commemorate Uma Musume General #943 although it had a good life it must come to an end.
>>532037150>He doesn't knowFinish your cure dolly reps before trying to post lil bro
>>532037158Everyone still asleep I guess so I was.the first to do it (I just wanted to test my new Bamboo Memory)
>>532037185Don't worry this will be me next time.
What time is the team promotion
>the uma doesnt do the glasses animation if they shogi train by themselves
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>532037378What? I have these cards too. pls help
i'll be the last poster here, don't worry bros
>Big tits
>Want to give me milk
hm...
>look up how the chinese rerollers are doing so far
>they've already hit 944 accounts of MLB kitasan so far and it's only been 3 days
holy shit, they're going hard
>>532037581You do not need 5 speed cards for everyone
Try 2 speed 2 stam 2 power
>>532037150Actually, a grammatically complete sentence requires a verb only (including state-of-being).
>>532037673I want to motorboat my way into Taiki's shuttles
>>532037673I would love to drink her American milk.
>>532037764can "sex" be a grammatically complete sentence
I always choose Focus, but I've never seen anyone recommend this skill. Is it just a meme skill?
why is kiryuin taking me on dates, shouldn't she be taking her uma instead?
no, it's not even yuri or shit, if bonding between trainer and uma can make an uma go super saiyan, shouldn't kiryuin do that same to make meek strong?
is she stupid?
>>532037817story probably
>>532037684They usually do this kind of stuff at the industrial level.
>>532037817Under Mambo's hat.
I think OP should use a ningen woman for OP
>>532037876she's training you
>>532037817eh to, evento radder, anon-kun
>>532037873It's extremely important for front runners.
>still no 3* sparks
GUYS I THINK I'M GOING INSANE
does game rerun events? i missed the free spechan card
probably not since we're going on an accelerated pace?
>>532037873Considering I get late start in 95% of my races, I consider focus mandatory and any horse without it to be fit only for the glue factory.
>>532037873Focus (and Concentration) are MANDATORY for front runners.
>>532037341Mein Kampf is as real as the Spiegel tagebรผcher, so no.
>>532037396ummm ackthually I have a degree in jap and lived there so... ใใๅคไบบใใใใ
>>532038051Kitasan mogs special week so as long as you have kitasan you're fine.
>>532037684>chinese rerollersanon those rerollers are 800 smartphones stapled do the wall controller by a thinkpad
the fact that it is ONLY 944 just shows how futile MLB rerolling is
>>532038093Talking like a retarded cat won't get you that card
grrr stop edging me and bake already
>>532038109did you know japanese women have horizontal pussies?
>>532037951train a trainer for what
>>532038051No reruns but there's an archive later where you can read the story events and claim their freebie cards.
>>532038190nah bwo this will be the last general ever its going eos soon it wont matter anyway
>>532038194HOLY SHIT WHAT!? Actually that's probably what was bothering me in that odaiba onsen but I couldn't put a pin on it
>>532038094Sounds schizo but alright, guess I don't own any. Fine by me.
>>532038334thoughts on kanye west
Your uma WILL rape you if don't make a new bread
>>532038178You donโt knyow that.
>>532038397NO DON'T SUCK MY COCK. DON'T SUCK MY COCK
NOOOOOOOO-
TEIO IS BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR RIGHT NOW PLE
>>532038397I don't have a funnie image tho
>>532038094Spiegel Tagebรผcher sounds like a cool name for an Uma.
>>532038503bwo your coffee?
>>532038397Can't rape the willing.
>>532038503Umas can't break through steel doors right? Right???
whats the point in training after this if i dont have two 3*s
>>532038397thats just slander
>>532038614I heard they can melt steal beams.
>>532038669so sad that this is the last uma thread EVER
im gonna miss you bwos
>>532038638many people got their 3*s without piggyback borrows, what is keeping you from trying?
>>532038638just do 600/600/600 suicide runs
>>532038665Literally has no thoughts inside her head
She tried to think once it and it was a singular neuron
Where the fuck is her mother and why did she let her little retard go around free without super vision???
It is over. We are free.
What will you do with your newfound freedom?
>>532038397We get it, you have extreme low self esteem and can only imagine yourself having sex because someone turns out to be a disrespecting nymphomaniac.
Don't have to make your fetish your entire personality.
>>532038821Embrace the end.
for me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>532038840be a defeatist little complaining faggot then, faggot.
>>532038789does anyone remember what scene it was when her neuron fires? I cant remember at all
>event before they let you dump 2x TP for 2x event points
>can't get the bingo wheel do use all of your coins at once
I forgot how terrible all of this was
>>532038638Grind for your own. Eventually you never have to borrow unless you want some niche sparks.
>>532038821I just installed calamity mod for terraria so I will play that
>>532038891NTA but women being desperate enough to make the first move is hot
>>532038980neuron (singular)
>>532039002>event before they let you dump 2x TP for 2x event pointsWhat does that mean? Are the future events actually worth using energy refills for?
>>532038779>Suicide>Giving up the ura finale sparkISHYGDDT
>>532039093There is a huge difference between making the first move and rape.
>>532039173EoS today, no need for new thread...
can't believe /uma/ dies like this...
aoi wants to fuck in japan
i put the chrome on the benz
>>532039108This RETARDED horse won't make it far in life just end her miserable existence already
>>532022201Like most global versions, they are fucking lazy and just rehash old versions of the game code rather than attempt to use the latest game and slowly introduce content.
why are the current banners so shit man
i want to swipe but already have mlb kitasan and the other support banner is trash
what do you get from mlb dupes? i might swipe kitasan again to mlb the stamina card
>>532039078bros...is our daughter illiterate
>>532039201you can get twice the amount of event points with a single campaign run by spending 2x the normal TP
it just cuts the grinding down
>>532039235Thatโs true but thatโs what people actually mean
Any Uma that looks at you disdainfully and says "hu, BAAAAAAKA"
>>532039201if you don't feel like grinding you can just spend 2x TP for 2x rewards. It's worse overall because you miss out on a legacy but it saves time if you're busy/don't feel like playing.
>>532039392Narita Taishin
>>532039342/uma/ is also illiterate
I don't see the problem?
>>532039371I come from /bag/
I know those types of people
that is not what people mean
>>532039319You can trash the extra dupes for Cleats
There's a shop for that
>>532039078>>532039108>>532039262LEAVE MY RETARDED HORSE ALOOOOOOONE
>>532034351you need to do more reps bro
main story wo(marks preceding noun as object of succeeding verb) tanoshimeru(progressive verb for enjoy/enjoying) hito(people) ga(marks entire preceding noun clause for succeeding verb clause) umamusume wo nagaku(adverbial form of long[time]) tanoshimeru yone(copula pair used to seek affirmation)
ikusei(raising) to(and) taijin(pvp) dake(only) dato(if the case) akiteyamete(get bored of and quit conjugated together with the te-form) shimau(to do something without inteding to) kara(because)
>>532034370Reading is for nerds.
>>532033585I was moved to tears seeing Urara behind.
What motivates me to cry over a little retard?
>>532034583what's the additional reward?
>>532019791Gluttonous pig