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>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
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>Builds/Account Stats
https://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

My wife Azuma Minami is the cutest!

Poppy, who's getting a new Blen Bodega animation.

Goddamn it, why can't she be more fun to play...

monkey sees
monkey flashes

>get a drive by gank from the legendary mysterious Racer X
>use the lead to take windshitter to reggaetown
>end game with 12k hp
Chogath Gaming

>>532129690 (OP)
most punchable archon

>>532129903
No thats my Wife even though we only played once

>>532130704
its so much worse than the original tho

>>532129903
Sad! Many such cases.

>>532130191
>27 kills 90k dmag cho
how

>entire game jungler spam pinging me not to go in and to be careful
>top laner spam pinging me to be careful and to back off
Just ignore the stupid voices and listen to the voices in your head its THAT easy anons.

>>532131286
you didn't censor the chat

>>532131368
Your right i didn't now schizophrenics will come after me

>>532131445
im gonna look you up RIGHT NOW

BOOP

TITS

>>532129962
She is fun

Is Azuma female or trans, and is she single?

>>532131824
Maybe it's just a me problem, then...?
Good solo.

>>532131445
blud is in oceania nahh bruhh lmaoo

>>532131824
Thats some peak retardation by garen rofl

>i queue up
>get fed, teammates int everywhere, lose
>i queue up
>get fed, teammates int everywhere, lose
>i queue up
>get fed, teammates int everywhere, lose
>i queue up
>get fed, teammates int everywhere, lose
>i queue up
>get fed, teammates int everywhere, lose

>>532131915
Is a male. ignore the schizo poster

>>532131915
transbian

you should give a break to shitposting other anons and be nicer to each other

>>532132107
Yeah got something to say about the ocean buddy? We outnumber you 7:3

>>532132107
desu i thought op gg was dead and didn't even bother, props for the effort i guess

>>532132107
>Blud
shut your wannabe jigger ass up

>>532132107
zamn he be jigging

>>532132107
jiggly ass puff *slaps your bald head*

>>532130834
better than any other option

canadian jax

>>532130704
chinese jax

albanian jax

>>532132996
soloq support fatigue

>>532134245
Nah I think its just ADC players have literal brain rot that they pass to each other and it concentrates and refines. Thats why every adc gets mental boomed by having the ONE cancer pick in their lane (ziggs).

>>532134546
can confirm my brain is mush at this point

>>532134664
Actually not bad.

>>532134623
When you brain has become pure liquid you go on your ranged top lane arc

Ever seen 5.7 million mastery Heimer gameplay?

>>532134812
I don't touch kids

>>532134664
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER

>dont get inted for one game
>instantly pop off
this game is actually so dogshit i have to lane against trash players every game so i dont even learn anything and when i get some lp i go on a streak of griefers and i have to do it again.

omg league of legends vtuber thread edition?

having good macro just makes you aware of how shit every game is (IN EVERY ELO)
nobody knows anything and they do random things and you have to adapt to your low iq teammates and even to your enemies being in places they have no business being in and wont EVER get punished for it

>my duo is playing with another ad
>get sad and horny

get cancer marblekitty

is there something you learned even after earning a million mastery in your champion?

im at mastery 110 on kindred and i learned yesterday wolf chomps blue wards.

>>532134664
whats up with the random floating hip armopr to hide her thighs

>>532136235
This is why playing characters with early game power is king if you know how to snowball and apply pressure
If you dont feel like you can easily 1v9 your low elo teamates then pick something that scales and is still strong enough to draw the attention of more than 1 enemy champ. Then just try to out pressure where the enemy is not. Because retards in low elos will always fight. Thats why i like champs with globals especially

>>532130704
>>532130834
i miss the old fat model, the new one is pure soi

>checking lol reddit
>bro you have NO idea about this WEIRD proplay STAT, wow, can you believe AL has the biggest amount of cocks sucked before 5:46?
>Look at this latest move made by Los Ratones, the streamer team! You won't believe it bro!!!
>Zeri cosplay I totally made myself heehee look at my tits you fucking virgins :)
>Faker "The Unkillable Demon King" artwork
>cool play made by someone/art made by someone who likes the game

my main has been banned for 10 years which makes it not my main anymore

>2k away from 6 digit damage done
So unsatisfying sigh...
Should have been 100k...

>>532136392
anon is bringing out the old names now

>>532136602
I think master is low elo but not enough that I can end games alone with an inting botlane

>leave yuumi open
>lose
let this be a lesson

doctor mundo push push push

>>532137353
counterpicked you with gwen, no fun allowed

>>532137342
ign?

*bans gweb*

>>532136958
holy one man army MF

>>532137528
*picks kled*

>>532137494
Fr Wthr Frnd

>>532137706
get cancer

>>532137680
:(

>Entire team is dogshit and won't surrender
>I'm the only one going positive
Should I just AFK farm at that fucking point, mute all, farm my team's jungle, etc because I know we're not winning and I'm just delaying the inevitable?

Rate this outplay on a scale of 1-10

I have been crying at my team being dogshit and elo hell for 15 years and I still don't know what should I do

>>532137906
Collect all the money you would spend on skins and spend it on duo boosting services instead.

>>532137815
realistically like a low 5. it was a good ult block but im sure he was already massively behind so burning flash for that was a bit wasteful

>>532136392
why do you do this every thread

>>532137906
making an alt account is the only way to escape it

>>532137815
1, for the amount of buttons you had to press for this daring, innovative play

>>532138247
same reason people go to church and pray

ADC player here. Rate this outplay on a scale of 1-10

yesterday's series of matches
wtf am i even doing anymore

>>532138636
stop playing heimer if you want to climb unless you know how to pressure and win with him

>>532138779
>i play apc instead of adc so cant kill tanks
>luckily we have yone
>yone has 1 job
>yone does not do it
>lose
yeah apc bot is fun :)

unironically keep playing heimer and shit on adcucks lmao playing adc is the worst fucking rol to climb

Play Ekko !

>>532136505
they're holsters for her gun dawg

>>532139183
i don't rly like playing it.
heimer bot is my pick for when i know the support will gift me a 1v2 lane

Funny game
Every one of our lanes got solokills at level 3 basically synchronized
Game was close

>>532139551
go play the lottery already holy shit

I had no idea what to name my account so i asked chatgpt
Does that make me a ai artist now

>>532139630
If you win lane and consistently have good macro your team is going to have better scores on average fun fact

BRING BACK NAMES IN CHAMP SELECT
I NEED to check the op.gg of every jg and top I see from now on.
I'd much rather wait out a 20 minutes dodge penalty and then wait another 10 minutes in queue than play one more match with an offrole adc in jg first timing nidalee into a 2 mil mastery teemo jg onetrick, a support main on top, a miss fortune that went 0/10 in her last five games, and a gold mid (not smurf, 40% wr 300 games) that's for some reason playing in high emerald.
I'M SO FUCKING DONE.
Every other game I get these pests.
I stomp a full lobby of diamonds, MVP, and next game I'm put into the cage with 3 inting plat players and a gold, against a full eme/dia lobby.
And it's not even an issue of ego. I don't think eme players are that much better than plat players, but the apes I got on my team definitely didn't belong there.
I thought after such a game SURELY I'd be put into a higher mmr lobby, after all, I outperformed players that are supposedly better than me, but NOOOOO.
I get to sit in pisslow with 3 offroles who are all running it down.
Disgusting system.

>>532130704
I would, but I'm saving my essence to get my Dreadnova Darius back

bro u are fucking awful

>>532139739
Chat gpt is absolutely atrocious at making gamer tags and it usually defaults to something it pulled from a 2010s EBIC mlg site.
>xXRockerRimjobSniper69Xx

>>532139875
agreed. it's artificial difficulty on climbing the ladder knowing that i can't dodge the boosted 30% season winrate player on my team

tfw shitalian "i dont engage with the thread" but shitpost azuma minami every day and play with people from the thread all the time anyway

just WHAT did HE mean by THIS??????????????(???????????) it is a truly mind BOGGLING outcome when you claim to not engage with the thread yet do the opposite
truly this was a 5head move to say "i dont engage with the thread" then play with everyone from it? XD?

nice essay faggot

jjust fucking please let us know who is autifilled in champ select plseaseaseasease so i can anticipate when a player will be turbo shit and i have to pick a champ that can play for 2 plssssss riot fuck U

tfw groom a egg while not engaging with the thread, what did he mean by this?
dae have no proof btw? XD

>>532140290
who are you quoting

>>532140359
yeah, the game would lose nothing by letting us know who is on primary/secondary/autofilled

i need a fucking game to grind and make number go big you feel me not this shithole of dogshit players that have been playing for 13 years and peaked low diamond

>>532139862
only for midlane and maybe support

>>532140616
shitaly pissmatic aka shitmatic kekw but he doesnt engage with the thread btw!

>>532129690 (OP)
>Gf finally plays league
>Try coaching her because she hates being useless
>Plays neeko
>Try to teach her how to use disguises
>Refuses to use it ever because 'I paid for this cute skin, I want people to see my cute skin'
>Besides that only ever disguise as brambleback because she thinks it's funny to run down lane as him
Yall gotta be careful asking for a league gf because fate will straight up monkey's paw you and give you a mega troll like it did me

Here are the /lolg/ approved music genres

ti prost li si be

>>532140794
>wired mousepad
>double tipped pencils
yep inject that validation straight into my broke artist veins

>>532140942
Why do girls and troons love their cosmestics so much

your gf has a cock

>>532140942
Aren't all friends for trolling? I can only ever tryhard with people I dont know that well

>>532140980
kappaPENIS these are hitlerian

>>532139630
you kinda have to understand how the skill rating and matchmaking works
as long as you perform on a champ you will climb

checked his stats in ranked, on average he is up in gold compared to enemy mid + has objective participations+sufficient vision score etc
stats are compared to others playing on the same champ/role and the game decides whether he can climb on or not
if the performance is sufficient then he will start getting teammates who perform better than average similar to him

it's less about "luck" and more about playing the skill rating system
this is what i've been trying to explain to dumbdigger but he just wouldn't get it

How come I never see Rengar when he can shit on people?

>>532140942
anon you gave her a toy and she is playing with it.
if you want her to take it serious, then swallow your pride and tell her to. explain its competitive or a sport. if this makes her (rightyfully) think youre a giga dork and its in no way beneficial to you then don't but also dont complain that shes treating a toy as a toy.

>Maybe I'll play something other than Arena or Aram today!
>Look at SR button
>Twinges of disgust start before I even click it
Uh oh.

its called ragebaiting unc

>>532141589
If League started with ARAM it wouldve been the competetive mode

>>532134023
AlbARYAN*

>>532141676
I can almost believe it, though not quite. I really do think people would've clamored for something like SR, and we would've landed right back here.

I can't even point to what exactly this vague dread is right now. It happens almost every single goddamn time I even so much as hover my eyes over SR for too long. Am I just finally sick of it?

>>532141460
Rengar has been garbage for like 5 years straight and lowkey always has been since his rework except when his numbers are grossly underbalanced

What is it about this general that attracts schizos?

>>532141676
Ranked aram would either be extremely fun or just the worst thing ever.
I remember back when I played this game 16 hours everyday it came to the point where I would get players who would unironically freeze the lane to get people to come out of hugging towers since they knew the enemy champs would have weak earlies on top of strategizing death timers, it was a bizarre experience.

>>532141935
I think its because ARAM always gives you a play to make, a skillshot to hit, a trade to win
meanwhile SR you sometimes get stuck in a 30 minute game where youve outlived your usefulness 10 minutes in

bring back magma chamber

>>532142109
the thread is an accurate reflection of the league playerbase

>>532142109
League attracts them plenty easily, anon. As does 4chan.

>>532142151
That might be in. And Arena's at least OVER quick if you're useless.

>>532142109
it's the intersection of league players and 4chan users

>>532142109
entire board attracts schizos lil bro
where have you been in the past 14-15 years? on r*ddit?

>>532137815
like a 2 if u just r'd him he prob died regardless and your up flash

>>532142109
parasocial schizos love obsessing over people they'll never meet

>>532141589
Poppy anon play with me, I love you

holy fck they have the new champ on enemy team
am i cooked chat

>>532142208
I think he has a discord for archiving League data, you could've just reached out to him there or in his reddit.

>>532142109
To be honest this general seems fine since the worst of the worst that flood it are gone, I don't think there are genuine schizophrenics here compared to people who just rent free and beef with people for some reason.

Sometimes I imagine the yordle avatar posters are 1,4m tall shortstacks irl that wanna bounce on some lolg anons

AAHAHAHAAHHA HEIMER WITH A FUCKING BANJO FOR 20 DOLLARS HAHAWWAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>532142658
>I don't think there are genuine schizophrenics here

i am a wanted man in atleast 6 different generals

>>532140737
Macro roles are best roles
Lolg has too many top and adcfags who only want to win by dropping 20 kills and raping their lane opponent to death
It's a lot easier to just get your entire team ahead and generally very good for winning the game

>>532142756
Anon, if I was able to do that, I would. You think I DON'T want to be standing blowjob height and stacked like fucking pancakes?

>>532142632
I'll consider it.

>>532136228
I really love your monkey girl

>>532142642
Been pleasantly surprised by how non busted the new champ has been- was expecting the run of the mill 'THIS CHAMP HAS 12 DASHES SELF HEAL UNSTOPPABLE EXECUTE @ 2% HP' but instead we just got another typical ap adc.

>>532142904
>Macro roles are best roles
Yeah thats why Jg and supp are the most OP roles who would have thought?

>>532142820
Yeah because you made yourself known to other people Dianaposter, maybe if you had adopted a different ign and strictly spoken about League people would not know it was you cross posting. Also I don't think you are a schizo, probably a gooner like most people on this general.

>>532142820
what did you do...

>>532140942
>I paid for this cute skin, I want people to see my cute skin
she should have played an enchanter like Soraka, Lulu, etc instead

>>532142772

>>532142820
NIGGA THATS BECAUSE U ARE A PEDO

Today was a very hot day. Reminder to water your local Nami

>>532142932
whats stopping you, with enough surgeries, anything is possible

>>532142109
Reputation as being a more racist reddit with lower moderation.
>>532142820
Explain yourself now

>>532142772
Just get it in a chest anon, what are you stupid?

>>532143264

holy fuck Kaisa is complete garbage wha the fuck are they smoking in the riot balance department

>>532143279
>With enough surgeries, anything is possible
Not being any of the Yordles. Or having magic, kek.

>>532142109
What is it about this general that attracts liars and trannies and groomers with agp? and avatarfags? and attentionstarved anons?

>>532143264

>female streamer
>Look inside
>female champs only
Why are women like this btw?

>Died on 2-1 to the Aphelios because of Cruel Pact gamble
>Can't requeue
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wtf you guys actually want to be your main i thought that was a joke

Throwmatic x Azuma pregnancy arc
wedding next month

>>532144108
hell yeah I do

>>532144108
No i don't want to be my main but i am him (gragas).

>>532144108
I used to (Darius) now I want to marry her (Kayle)

>>532144108
Nah.

>>532144108
Pretty much no matter who, yeah.
I have nothing but good taste in champs. I'd be okay with being any of them.

>>532144108
i already am my main xD fug
:DDD

i know i shouldn't but
>fomo
it fucking sucks

>>532144108
Soraka is my cute wife! I don't want to be her!

>>532144108
i dont main teemo but i see myself as him

>>532144108
Want to? I already am my main!

>>532144864
I hope you die of cancer

Warwick pedo L.
Rip infinite healing clown.

>>532144108
nah I just want to rape her

>>532143359
Delete

>>532144108
>he's not liderally his main
look at this guy and laugh

>>532144864
you will NEVER be Ezreal

>>532145229
redpill me on hwei top

>>532144108
I dropped out of chemistry so I will never be my main

>>532145650
singed terrorist...

>>532145614
Its kinda like Morgana top but with QE instead of W

my name is xerath and i have a two second stun excuse me while i go 0/10 against katarina in your ranked match

>One (1) norms game
>0/7 tryn into Darius
>I'm 4-manned constantly mid while my Yi jacks off (he still ends the game with nearly 20 kills)
>Botlane is Kennen/Bard
>We hard lose
Right, this is probably why I get that sinking feeling just clicking this game mode, huh.

>>532146047
>KC name
imagine losing lane to a frog

I'm literally Aphelios IRL a malnourished drug addict

>>532144108
Yes

>Heals 300 hp
>Heals 300 hp
>Heals 300 hp
>Heals 300 hp
>Walks away from minion wave thinking he escaped
>And then i snipe him with my QW
>"AIEEEE WHERE IS THE MINION I NEED TO LIFESTEAL 300 HP EVERY AUTO FROM AIEEE IM BURNING IM BURNING FUCKING RANGE TOP ARGH-" *dies*
rip warwick pedo you will not be missed

>>532146314
Yes but when Aphelios takes drugs his family members start talking to him instead of stopping

>>532146314
i'm literally hwei but instead of a girly twink im a fat hunk

>>532144108
I don't want to be my main (Kench), I want to be the little creature that sits on his shoulder in his crime lord drug den that laughs at his one liners

Forgive yourselves

>>532144108
i just want to be good at the videogame

>>532144108
I dont wanna be Hwei I AM Hwei.

>play normal draft for once in forever
>someone dodges in champ select
haha ok nvm back to ranked

>>532145536
I'm not a dude nor inserting

aughhhhhhhhhh aram

>>532146356
Deserved for playing ranged top

gonna build tank shy and it's gonna SUCK

essence emporium when?

sex anyone?

if I wanted to play against master players on their otps Id have queued up ranked

>>532148745
Sex is a myth. Aram is real.

>>532148690
Hopefully soon because I got some nice skins off chests.

>practice jungle in normals just because
>laners all due before min 3
sometimes I understand junglers' whining

sorry I only have e-sex in discord

>>532148885
>laners all due before min 3
hope you're playing one of the doctor skins because you will have to deliver

reminder that Nami is nice

>>532148984
same wanna e-make out

>>532148880
post the nice skins

>>532149209
Sure but I need to finsih my game furst

>>532149260
finish*
first*

>>532149175
sure rank?

>>532149323
*finnish
*burst

>>532148984
>>532149175
do people who e-sex also e-cum?

>>532149335
challenger

>>532149439
mistake.

>>532149041
it was a typo anyway I noticed I can't play almost anything that doesn't have ganking access, not that I really want to play jungle it's just good practice

>>532149503
adopted :(

>>532149446
you never e-cummed while doing a sleepcall with your duo?

>game is carriable
>dont have the mental because teammates are bickering
>lose
good!

>>532149727
get cancer

>>532149503
you can never make a mistake if you e this and that, NEVER FORGEWIT
stronger than confdom

>>532149727
i don't sleepcall with my duos

>>532147691
be my gf?

>>532147691
I got to ask. Why don't you like Ezx Lux?

you all have candy

i dont pee pee in poo poo
league of legendds boogaaloo

>>532149908
post breakup got me feeling weird lately so i only do one night stands with my duos to let them know its not an exclusive thing

>>532144108
I'm literally my main

>>532150349
be my authoritarian gf that beats me and calls me names?

Okay! One good draft, one bad draft
I think that's enough League for today.

>>532144108
being a midget terrorist would be fun

>>532150349
You have no ass.

>>532150580
dam nigga
what is this anime labubu 24k gold shit you got goin on there

>>532140942
>10'000'000th guy in a row is somehow surprised that a girl doesn't share the same hypercompetitive mindset guys have

>>532150580
i remember that name

we wonned

>gwen should have been a loli
>briar should have been a loli
we will never get another loli again
dead game

>league matches autofills

>>532140942
if it was up to me autistic people would get executed in mass

>>532151107
your the only constant

>>532144108
i am a dragon in real life

>>532150816
That's...good? I don't swing by here very much, I think I've been gone a solid while.

>>532150738
Maybe if you could speak in English I'd understand what the fuck you're trying to ask me.

>>532151302
>by here
I know you from the OTHER lolg

Got filled mid instead of my main role and proved yall i dont play top just cuz i cant play mages mid vs other ranged champs.
I can play mid also jsut prefer top vibes more than mid vibes.
Haters debunked.

>>532151302
shit up nigga

nigga u like 35 and u still playing the videogames

>>532151406
Oh! Been even longer since I've been there, I think. Still, glad that's a name that rings bells. Hopefully good ones?

>>532151551
and watching anime

>>532151551
and beating my meat

>>532151587
>Hopefully good ones?
Of course

>>532151551
and e-cumming

>45%wr
>over 150k games played
so, is she really that bad, or are people still learning this champ?

>>532151691
Good.~

>>532151804
its me, i have an inting yunara every game

>>532151551
Implying you're not going to be?

>>532151914

Rate this mid mage vs mage outplay on a scale of 1-10
No unfair range advantages just 100% high octane pure skill outplays

Qiyana missile in bound to the top of the leaderboard

>We don't FF unwinnable games
>But our mid laner goes 0/5 but have insane scaling comp we ff15 while every other lane is doing pretty even
Is it really my midlaners holding the keys to any ff votes?

>>532152254
holy shit masters soon?

>>532152254
You've got this! I keep forgetting that exists.

>play arena bro its soooooo fun and cool!
>entire top 6 is just bruiser/tank, bruiser/bruiser, tank/tank, bruiser/adc etc
>everyone just smashes their hp bars into each other and items play the game for them with absolutely 0 skill
>try to play any mage and get crushed unless that mage happens to be able to stack hp

>>532152254
What a joke of a server.

>>532152562
thats every server retard

I completely shut the haters up with that outplay lol
Theres nothing to hate on so they died.
Rip haters.

>>532152505
>he didnt get thanos snapped by a ryze

I really don't get why i open this game

I open it with the best of moods and hope only to always get retarded troll adcs

3 matches in a row forced to be support despite queuing as mid, first one with a Jhin running to enemy tower to die, second with a terminally online Yunara 0 10 0 insutilng all game and now this kaisa just trolling and dying non stop

>teammates locks in the 45% w/r yunara despite their acc being called 'nilah only'
yep its a first time pyke and roam all over the map unavoidable loss -15lp game brought to you by engagement based matchmaking!

>>532152830
I just ban Yunara every game.

>>532151551
>ebonics

>>532152876
nice try akshan you street shitting piece of shit
you will NEVER be in a league game i am in

And of course my troll adc is a lvl 80 account

Every single time. You click on their profile, brand new troll account either bought or made for trolling since they don't care if they win or lose

yawn, always the same.

>>532152617
dont sign your posts

>>532151107
Its supposed to be an upcoming change :). Actually tbqh 1500lp challenger the game probably shits itself since there just aren't X role at Y LP

>>532151107
>magicfelix the 5 role challenger NOT being autofilled
Kek

>>532149137
She'll be nice and cool after this.

>>532151914
If you been gone for a while youve probably missed the drawpiles eh?

>>532152151
So true...

>>532153258
Oh gosh, yeah! I think I saw the summer one, maybe...?

i am a gay predator. which champ should i main?

>>532149209
basically a lot of specific chromas that seem aesthetically pleasing and some or any one the ones from the skins if i can afford them

>>532153385
Milio.

>>532153385
qiyana, soraka, or seraphine

>>532153385
karma nocturne leblanc jarvan zac

>>532153385
soraka, nami or sera

Realistically is it possible I can master on 220ms?

>>532153397
im getting that green janna right fucking NOW

>>532153247
yeah, hand over the ice cubes - please

>>532153735
Maybe as yuumi with a challenger duo.

>>532153841
>ITS NOT HALLOWEEN
FUCK

And of course i get banned for going afk in a match with a literal 1/7 lvl 80 account troll

>>532154048
if you read this post you're gay

One (1) more Poppy.

>wake up
>still no clowntlyn with trumpet as her sniper rifle
ehh

>>532154182
that skirt is too short
if she even slightly walked forwards everyone would see her panties

>>532153735
i was watching eagz getting master-gm on NA with 200ms
just play utility champs or mages

>>532154049
oh my gosh it's ren the cat on that papa luigi shit calling randoms in his game bald again

>>532154253
Have you considered that might be why she keeps it so short?

>>532154049
jajaja

Yawn

Really wonder why peple play this game. I check my shit teammates profile and they LITERALLY play 24/7 every day

How are these people so bad they play non stop every single day of their life? Do they have no friends?

peple

>>532154252
this would make me main her

>>532154372
it's because they content with playing league and don't e-beg for steam games

>>532130834
>>532130704
saving my shit for an heimer or nunu or udyr or yorick or taric or sion skin

>>532154049
altf4 instead of afking, afking has severe punishments cause you are doing it intentionally
nobody can tell if you disconnected or altf4-d so the punishments are a lot less harsh
you can get banned for 2 weeks off of just a single match if you get enough reports, where as with altf4 you can practically leave like 8 games or so before you get queue lockouts but even those aren't account bans

Uninstalling this shit i'm off to play death stranding. How do people manage to play lol 24/7, make brand new accounts every time htye are permabanned, still play 24/7. Do they have no lives? Where's the fun in a game in which you queue mid, you're forced to go support 3 matches in a row, and all 3 your adcs go 0/10/0 in their brand new lvl 80 accounts.

shut the fuck up pedro

>>532153947
Yes. Enjoy some shaved ice!

>>532153247
>>532153947

>>532154571
>it's because they content with playing league

How are they content with playing league? I look at their match history and they always end 0/10/0 in their brand new troll accounts while havin a meltdown in chat.

How is someone content with their life when they have to make a new account to troll in ranked, go 0/10, cry in chat all match and the dude even added me as friend to have a meltdown in private chat.
These are "happy" people to you?

>>532154640
bravo kojima

>>532154784
just like the fish at the store

>>532154640
see you tomorrow latinxjinx

>>532153385
Smolder

>>532154573
the most likely of those to happen seems to be heimer
how the fuck did you get so much ME btw? I struggled to get to 200 and I hate riot for making jax cost that much

>LAS
ay ay ayyy

Literal transexuals trying to bully someone for being from south america is hilarious. Though i guess it is normal to resent LAS when if you set foot here you would have your head stomped against the ground...

>>532154868
idk like talk about how your bf is so much better or something and post that gay gif again
skip this cut scene

>>532155376
LAS is the world capital of transexuals

Only Spaniards are allowed to make fun of latinx people

>>532154372
>How are these people so bad they play non stop every single day of their life?
It's nice to improve and achieve a new rank, while chilling and get creative in normals. There are characters I like and I only returned to play for them.
>Do they have no friends?
No.

>>532155154
have been collecting since it was called gemstones
bought a few passes for ME only and have only gotten 1 icon in my account history using mythic essence

You will never gues what happened tomy yunara top vs riven!!

>>532154753
thanks, now I can start browsing my 10k photos in peace

>>532155612
yunara inted her ass off?

>>532155612
mating press

I swear to God, I'll stop using chat to say negative things as long as I get human being on my team, I'm not even asking skilled players, just human beings, thanks

>>532147691
IGN? You single?

>>532153325
Heres an imgur with every single drawpile
For you <3
https://imgur.com/a/lolg-magmas-Tvrlt83

>>532156292
!!!!
That's really sweet of you, anon. Thank you. <3

>>532155730
0/6/0 at 15 minutes and team keeps trying to focus on getting her into the game instead of focusing on the winning botlane.

>>532156292
I busted multiple loads to every one of them

>join lobby
>someone dodges
>join lobby
>someone dodges
>join lobby
>game starts
>takes forever to load
>other team remakes cause 1 person didn't load in
>join lobby
>game starts
>we're getting pushed hard first 10 minutes
>win an early teamfight
>their ziggs ragequits
>surrender before we can even do anything after finally getting breathing room
For fucks' sake it it too much to ask for 1 decent game? It shouldn't take 20 minutes to get into a game that ends in less than 20 minutes due to shitters quitting after one setback.

>>532156415
I missed a LOT of these, holy fuck.

>>532156586
Based.

>>532156415
>>532156862
Next one is POOL PARTY theme

>>532156292
did we settle on the theme for the next one again?

figurative transsexuals griefing my games

>>532156928
I'll try to be around to see that one!

>>532156586
Which ones? I might look into making nsfw artwork for money.
Am looking to uninstall this game and get into drawing and other hobbies more, maybe skill up for a better/remote job.

i love my autistic little bnuuy

>>532154784
Now serving Fish on Ice.

>>532155680
They better be good.

>>532131824
God Poppy is so fun and cute and awesome and charming i love her

>Aram
>Milio
>Kog'Maw
>Ashe
>Galio
>Seraphine
I love playing against Hitler #1 teams

>>532157080
This one and the rell received the most tributes

>>532157394
Alright.

>>532156946
Next one is Pool Party IIRC
Were gonna do a giant pool as a bottom layer and everybody will be drawing on top to make a huge combined drawing like hot springs one

>>532157158
yeah, one is fire, but I can't post it here

>>532157471
Did you draw them?

>>532157632
Nyet.

>>532157394
good taste anon

>>532154253
oh no!

>>532153085
brand new multiple years old fresh account that they have 1k ranked games on

>>532156607
>Every content creator talks about OTPing X champs
>Get counterpick or even better yet picking INTO their counter
>Only recourse is to dodge because of how sharp counter lanes can be
I have never dodged once in my life but that resultant means I play with actual cancer lanes.

Still have plenty to improve don't know where to begin.

>>532154049
órale por puto

>Have been seeing a bunch of morg pickers in D1 picking her to play her gacha skin
>They lose every single time
Kind of diabolical of Riot to do this
>Buy overpriced skin because youre a gambling addict
>Now you HAVE to play it even if the champ is boring and practically a free loss

>>532157158
Dont know why slopping up your convos is funny to me, but it is

>>532158003
See, this anon gets it.
It's almost like Yordles constantly trying to tempt men, or something...

proof that mid is the easiest role if even an mushbrained adc main can perform on it

Every game I spend my ban on Shaco.

They should delete this champion from the game already

>>532159991
this but Twitch

>i have to 1v2 botlane at lv 4
>i get nothing done
>the next 30 minutes revolve around flaming me for not getting anything done

>>532129690 (OP)

>>532144108
stop projecting weirdo, I don't want to be Sona I like being a man

>>532144191
fat boys are literally in style right now dude

twitch.tv/gooningnowhere
dumbdigger top

>>532159991
This so much, or just give everyone two bans like c'mon, there's so many new champions, this game was released in 2009, and we've only gotten from 3 bans per team to 5, c'mon, just give 10 already and make the game enjoyable again

>>532161031
oh i thought it was actually dumbdigger mb

>>532145614
what is there to be redpilled about
like every other faggot that goes ranged top, it's for people who want to play their heckin' magerino/adchud but don't want to interact with their lane opponent, ever, and laugh to themselves going "haha wow this guy's so bad, *i* could EASILY beat hwei top with MY melee champ of choice, what a noob"

>>532159925
That's very true, I'd switch as a full timer midlaner but the queue times are horrendous

>>532137342
how many times are we going to have to teach you this lesson old man

>>532130237
zaunites post, also wrong

Pax Twisted Fate on my team wow
Isnt that skin like kinda rare?

>>532162612
ye lol

>>532162612
paypiggys can still get it if they own every other skin

>>532162612
Imagine having such a skin and being hardstuck silver

hmm...

>>532163748
it's alright but her 520 rp skins are better

>>532136392
you deleted me sperg

You ever just tilt yourself to first place :?
TFT is a game that makes me annoyed and frustrated more than League itself...

>>532159991
I've been banning Shaco for over two years, regardless of whether he's weak in the meta or not

>>532163798
yeah i'll keep it in the bag for a reroll or disenchantment, i find eve's base skin to be her best honestly, same stuff stuff like xayah and kaisa.

>queue swiftplay on NA
>first game has a vayne top
yeah for fun normals btw

>>532163897
be my tft gf?

>>532164170
youve still got a better chance of fighting a non-ranged top in swiftplay than firstpicking top in ranked, that having been said it's still weird how common it is

>>532163897
TFTchampion multiboxing...

>>532162383
punchable as in, she gives you that feeling that you get when you see something too cute and you want to attack it but not really

>>532150063
Not that I dislike it, but it's meh aside from SG universe version, just Ezreal simping for her while she shoots him down in main setting.

Maybe I'll make more /lolg/ friends one day...I feel like I'm either too low rank or just not good enough, though. I hate that I don't want to disappoint the people I play with, even if I know that's likely a natural response.

>>532165143
Nah you can get plenty of people to befriend you, the only annoying bit will be if they're trustworthy and behave.

>>532155376
>when if you set foot here you would have your head stomped against the ground
Everywhere. In my city one pretended to be a woman and flirted wiht a guy, once he found out it was a man he took his knife and butchered it.
Either they do the 44% or join the x files

>>532165143
Feel the same and it's low-key one of the reasons I try to get better at the game, but I'm also used to playing alone so *shrug*.

>>532144108
I-I mean, I just want to be a cute girl and not to have had to grow up with an abusive father.

>>532155376
I wasn't really bullying him as much as just messing with him, his behaviour online can be quite entertaining though repetitive once you see the whole dialogue tree on loop through enough threads, it's like big L basically.

>>532165143
just play norms and have fun

>>532161680
Everytime ive ever been filled mid (v rare) its just a stomp because midlaners for some reason have very little comprehension of level up timers and shit.

>reinstalling after one year
>still ranked anxiety

>>532165272
That's also true. It makes me nervous to put my entire tag out there, if only because I've been completely ghosted a few times when I was trying to add people. Combine that with not wanting to really go through the effort...blegh.

>>532165526
Yeah, I feel that. I'm used to playing alone, but I'm also SICK of playing alone, y'know? Not even duo queue, just playing Arena or draft or something. It always feels like either I don't do well, or the game itself is just TERRIBLE for that match. Man...

>>532165687
>Norms
>Fun
Man, I wish...

>>532165687
>just play norms
yea
>and have fun
not possible

>>532165526
There are a lot of low elo people here who get befriended and play duos, the game doesn't just have to be about ranked, you can still play casuals.

>>532165810
I've had people added despite not even advertising my ign here though I don't trust nor really care about people here because I'm judgemental (look down on people in this thread) and selfish so I don't see any value in befriending anyone.

>>532164475
The irony is it was against pantheon one of the most blind-able toplaners in the game

>>532165994
Valid stance- this IS /lolg/, after all.

Maybe it's just straight out anxiety on my part- combine that with the effort that goes into trying to make friends...yeah, that sounds right.

Sorry for bloggin' for a sec. Have a Vex.

i fucked a lolg

>>532159925
I wouldn't say it's the easiest but it is the role with the highest concentration of retards
Because it's short and hard to gank and punish the players a lot of no hands people flock to it
But winning the lane and being a good mid can be so decisive to the game so it's pretty easy to tell when a mid isn't playing the game

>>532165810
>but I'm also SICK of playing alone, y'know?
I get that, I really do, I used to arrange raids on Destiny 2 out of loneliness even if I didn't need the rewards. Just didn't want to feel alone and hope everyone would have fun, which was arguable since I couldn't speak and that would make raids harder for everyone. Sometimes trying to not be alone will make you feel more alone.
I...do miss, at times, that only friend I had who got me and taught me LoL.
>>532165994
>the game doesn't just have to be about ranked, you can still play casuals.
I'm aware of that but even if I play normals and see the team has some high rank players, I feel guilty if I play bad or am unable to play against those players. That guilt applies if I'm playing with, uhm, game friends.

>>532166589
I agree with this. I don't feel like midlane is that easy, it requires more macro than other lanes, likely close second to the jungler, and if you feed there then you are giving lots of power to the enemy team.

nigga just play xiv if you want friends

>>532166586
no u didnt

>>532166586
i've slept with two

>>532166472
Making friends here is no effort, these people are lonely and can easily be manipulated by just being nice and giving them attention or even simply remembering things they've done.
The only factor between the two of you is if both agree to uphold trust and come together again to continue the process instead of blanking them out or making excuses the next day.
There's no point having anxiety about it because that might actually stop you from making potentially good relations, it can also be considered that the opposite person also has the same thing going on their end.

>>532166586
Same

>>532167184
that azir skin is kinda cool ngl, i just had an aram with him and i'm bad at him indefinitely

>>532166586
(You) are lolg too

>>532166717
>Spoiler
Man, it's been forever since I've played that...all of my friends who DID play it were horrible people, turns out- or maybe just people.
>Sometimes, trying to not be alone will make you feel more alone.
Guess so, yeah.

>>532167026
>Making friends here is no effort, these people are lonely and can easily be manipulated by just being nice and giving them attention or even simply remembering things they've done.
Is it really? I don't like thinking about it in those terms, but considering how I'm used to 'making friends', that wouldn't be out of the question...egh.

And I really wish my anxiety was that easy to turn off. Hopefully at some point I'll actually be willing to put out the call.

>inb4 Just do it now
No. I'm currently sinking into an edible, and soon to make something light for dinner. I don't wanna make friends and then just awkwardly vanish.

>>532167512
>junkie
and i was so close to adding you

>>532167512
>Just do it now
I'm not looking to bond over anyone here, this place kinda disgusts me at times and I have trust issues but if you want to make friends you can try to anytime you're ready.

how od i mak efirneds

>Smoke some nice kongs krush
>Thirsty as fuck
>Make some nice tea
>Cant drink tea because to hot
bruh...
how cool would it be to have a watercooker that makes tea in perfectky drinkable temperature

looking for a lolg friend to teach me how to draw

>>532165776
Just play nigga, ranked is full of retards. Once you get comfortable with it, it'll be the only thing you play.

>>532168063
You can brew tea in any temperature of water it just takes longer and might contain bacteria or pesticides or shit or anything else (the hot water usually kills them off)

>>532168332
I dont think that the tap water i drink is contaminated to the point i die
>You can brew tea in any temperature of water it just takes longer
If i wanted to go through the hazzle i wouldnt use a watercooker in the first place my guy

>>532168230
>how to draw
Go to the monthly magma events and add people from that space.

i lock in and climb 100-150 lp then stop caring about my rank, switch to inting mode and lose 7-8 games in a row and repeat

i want to die

>>532167854
I take my breaks from here for a reason- very similar to yours. For all I know I'll vanish for like, the rest of the year, and no one will even remember this. But I never know if it'll be one of those 'rejections' that sticks with me, or if it'll be something I can just sorta brush off- like the one down there trying to ragebait me.

>>532168843
hurts doesnt it
kys

>>532168843
shut up vex

>>532168895
I guess UP there, by now...mmh, I'm gonna get on dinner NOW in fact. Before I can finally curl up in bed for a lil' bit.

Be well, assorted anons of good nature.

>>532168895
Yeah I'm planning to dip in a week or two too, desu I've been coming here to keep my head off with personal things.
Plus this place kinda needed people to discuss the game since it was getting flooded by garbage all the time but things seem to be cleaner now so actually is a good time to leave or make friends since things are calm.
The ragebait can just be ignored or you can just mess with them by shitposting and getting in their heads, often times you even know who's saying what so you kind of have the advantage.

NIGGA STOP SAYING RAGEBAIT

ragebait

>Jungle keeps raging at me all game because i ruined his game by not picking tank so he doesnt have any tank to peel for him,keeps raging about my items like how im dumb for buying blackfire torch instead of Liandrys vs a tank,says hes 4 vs 5 because im useless and we would have won 20 minutes ago if they had a real top etc.
>I have 13/3 47k dmg done
>He has 5/14 26k dmg done

>>532168843
ngl, lately same.

>>532169594
If you were last pick you literally picked a 5th AP and as such deserve rope.

>>532169594
You seem like an elo terrorist but it does seem to be working for you. Keep going

The rise and fall of lolg video when?

who is the pirate software of lolg

>>532169903
it has not fallen yet

>>532169737
I was first pick.
Actually 2nd pick enemy team got first pick but like i picked the first on the team.
Fiddlesticks was the last pick.

>>532169961
me

>>532169414
Fair enough. That's kinda why I'm on here so often, too- though more on /v/ than /vg/.

And I'm glad it at least sorta picked back up- managed to hit on a non-slop day, so that's a plus.

And true, true- just usually not worth the effort to respond, when I can press hide and not think about it.

Seriously, I do need to go. Be well, anon- and enjoy your break, if I don' see you before then.

>>532170428
yea

>>532144636
lol loser and cuck

>>532169594
can you add nami and ask her to be my gf?

I love Lissandra!
>>532134664
>No tattoos or muscles

this skin could have been so great.
Well atleast her navel is pierced, which is a first for a champion
need more of it desu

>>532171212
tango eve is cute af

What is the cutest name here?
>Pixie
>Sparkle
>Cupcake
>Winter
>Shimmer
>Peaches
>Flicker
>Spark

>>532171212
Hyenawick is a top tier skin

>>532171478
Pixie but im biased

>>532171212
got myself the eve skin

>>532171478
Kewt

chaotic evil lolgs?
neutral evil lolgs?
lawful evil lolgs?

>>532171478
Cringed so hard i had to do breathing techniques after reading this

>>532171478
you know you can just get a job and buy yourself skins/eloboosting right

>>532169594
>Plays mage top to get out of bronze
Lmao you must be truly terrible at this game

>>532171916
they want a different unique name because they're sharing the same one with some na player

>>532171478
>Pixie
>Cupcake
>Peaches
these are trying way too hard to be fempassing that people will immediately assume you're joking

>>532169903
i just rose after falling a few hours ago. Not filled with an incredible sadness this time.

>>532172447
So subtle is better in your opinion?

>>532172002
Actually i play Mage Top because its fun and i like itnot because it helps me climb.
If you look at my champion winrates my winrate on Hwei Top is actually lower than my wr on Seraphine ADC
If i just wanted to just climb wouldnt i be playing Seraphine ADC?

>>532129962
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY HER ON THE MEN'S LANE (TOPLANE). NOT THE KIDS/VEGETABLE ROLES LIKE JUNGLE OR SUPPORT

>>532150785
It is funny that she'll do shit like this but when we were watching world cup she looked at me and went 'anon why are the no girl pro players?' Idk girl, look at how seriously you take the game- maybe it shows girls just give less of a shit than guys do

>>532171478
spark (of zaun)

>>532172718
>giving jax the matchup he wants
Uh no

>>532172569
>I really enjoy playing chess against legitimate retards than real players. Idk why it just makes me feel good about myself :)

>>532171716
ce - pony
ne - tazmir
le - welding

>>532172569
>Hwei Top is actually lower than my wr on Seraphine ADC
Oh god hes got cancer

>>532171716
make an alignment chart

>>532173010
>AFRAID OF A CHAMP WHERE ITS PLAYERS WILL 99% KEEP ON BUILDING THE WRONG ITEMS BECAUSE OF THE DECEPTIVE INGAME ITEM SUGGESTIONS RESULTING IN EZ WINS
WHAT DID XIR MEAN BY THIS

7k dmg in a 42 min game is insane

>>532173481
>poppenheimer
kek

>>532173481
That is a normal game wintrade

>>532173157
this could be an outlier, but it doesnt look lawfully evil to me. I could be blind, however.

>>532171478
these are so stereotypically feminine that they loop back around to making everyone aware that you are actually a guy

>>532173375
You know exactly what I mean

>>532172447
>>532173672
im not that anon but i want them to think im a sissy instead of a real girl

>>532173307
summon the elector counts

Someone please tell me how to carry games as support?
I can get my adc kills, if bot is not winnable because of picks, I roam and usually get at least 1-2 kills to mid/jg/top each before minute 10.
And then they still throw.
I feel so fucking helpless.
I can make the perfect engage, stun entire enemy team while my team is RIGHT behind me, only for them to completely ignore the free perfect engage, and then go in anyway after I die 1v5 (obviously) anyway.
Like, if you just tell me "shit engage, I'm not fighting there" okay, maybe it was even if I don't think so. But when you then engage again yourself only to shit the bed because I can't peel for you, I feel like that's not on me.
It genuinely feels so shit and there is nothing I can do when my top and jg or mid or all three just feed their lanes and even if I roam, engage an lane perfectly, there is only so much impact I can have.

>>532173765
>femboy[champ name of your choice]
>pride flag icon (regular rainbow or bi flag)
>cutesy-est/pastel skin you can buy for whatever your main is

>>532173917
I quit playing support because of this and just play adc instead since I know how to farm safely, I now understand all bot lane matchups and I don't go retarded int mode so I'm already better than a high majority of marksman players in my elo bracket.

>>532173917
what champ are you playing?

>>532173917
>Someone please tell me how to carry games as support?
Play mage support and do all the damage. Or pyke. Playing any other style of support in low elo is pretty much just playing roulette. Same with top lane and engage tanks

>>532173307
jannies here instantly ban anyone that posts alignment charts because talking about the anons who play the game here is considered off topic

>>532174407
Based jannies?!?!?!?

>>532172559
Just go with the usual verb + animal + food combo or the likes.
Flyingfishcake
Poutingpeachkitty
BubblyFoxGum

>>532173917
find a duo
i duo with a top laner and a jungler and i just roam all game if my adc is a shit head, and i roam for objectives only if they're decent

Illaoi
Q / other tentacles:
damage tAD scaling: 100% --> 105%
this is further increased by Q's per-rank multiplier (effectively 110%-130% --> 115.5%-136.5%)
E:
Phreak added some more context here
quick terminology: "spirit" is the clone you attack, "vessel" is the debuff applied after killing the clone
vessel duration: 10s --> 3s
vessel spawns tentacles: every 5s/4s/3s @ 1/7/13+ --> "if possible"
i.e. no cooldown, but still requires a nearby wall outside of fountain and no other nearby tentacles
tentacles slam spirits/vessels every: 5s/4s/3s @ 1/7/13+ --> 4s/3.5s/3s @ 1/7/13+
the vessel duration change does not actually guarantee a second slam at 13+ due to the tentacles' update tickrates, so they'll only actually get one slam onto vessels
as a result, this only really helps with converting a spirit into a vessel faster

what the fuck
I was just kidding about the rework last thread

>>532174531
i hope phreak never midscopes my champion

Tea is finally drinkable. Nothing bets some toastbroat with kinder bueno creme and some nice sugary tea with some nice weed.
Im in heaven right now

>>532174531
Link the post

>>532173917
sorry man, im a support shaco main, can't tell you naugh

>>532175085
https://x.com/Spideraxe30/status/1947403495747031089

midscope big l instead

>>532174332
Right now, mostly Rell.
If it's infeasible because of the matchup, Rakan or Pyke. Used to play poppy but even thought she's strong, her engages are too situational.
>>532174393
Ehhhh... I tried. I can play mages decently well and have a 90% wr on xerath, but if I am to carry as a mage, I need to take resources away from my adc, and then if I make a single mistake or I get oneshot by some cancer cringe dyke diana, it's gg.
>>532174523
I did have a duo that played with me but he's a support main and frankly better at it because he abuses shit like bard and is a 5 year otp. So I'm forced into adc which I can play but... bard...
Now we're mad at each other over some shit and are "friendly" competing who can get higher.
I got emerald in 30 games less than him, but I haven't been able to get out of eme 4 unlike him.
Not that any of this matters lol idk why I'm saying it. Point is, I'm a sperg that can't make new friends and my current friends either don't play or are pisslow(er than me).
Should I use one of those "find a duo" sites? But frankly I don't want to duo with someone who's at the same/lower level as me. Feels redundant. And higher skill players wouldn't want to duo with me ofc.

>>532175269
idk the changes seem good being able to get 2 slams per E is a pretty big buff

>It's another day where I spent 24 hours playing League and TFT because I drank coffee at 6am instead of going to bed
Help...

>>532175729
gotta work that excess stimulant-simulated energy out somehow

>>532175576
>And higher skill players wouldn't want to duo with me ofc.
ah
can't say i can relate, i duo with a diamond friend and a masters friend but i'm emerald 3 right now, gotta win a couple to be able to play with them again
support is not a carry role simple as, you can roam a lot on rell and win the map but at the end of the day if your mid laner feels like walking into an unwarded bush river brush right before soul point dragon, there's not much you can do

>>532175701
>extremely irrelevant buff where sometimes you will kill a ghost you might not otherwise
>lose a second slam towards vessels in a teamfight
>lose 7 seconds of tentacles slamming towards vessel that enters their range
>just a complete fucking gutting of her mid-late siege potential and pressure
>for 5% AD and you can kill spirits one level sooner (but you're a level 3 illaoi so you can't follow up on that at all)
THIS IS SO GOOD???
THANK YOU PHREAK

>>532176381
>lose a second slam towards vessels in a teamfight
How do you lose a 2nd slam?

>Phreak beheaded Illaoi and shat down her neck
Rare Phreak W
I hate that whore

>>532171478
Pixie and peaches are cute. I like shimmer

/lolg/ fucking sucks I hate you guys I hate you /lolg/ you SUCK I HATE YOU GUYS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.

>>532171478
Winter
t. nord

Kyaa~

>>532177128
t sucks, but snt dead like other gerals. Thats something i guess

>>532176785
Agreed, but doesn't it kind of speak a lot when the person responsible for a big chunk of riot balancing is literally a freak?
Diana nerf wen?

>>532176785
tsmt
>1000 range poke tank
she needs a full rework honestly

>>532176721
>vessels slam every 3.5 seconds
>vessel duration is 10 seconds
>now it's 3 seconds
what do you think dude

>>532177610
So did you not read the context phreak added I gather? The slam happens instantly

How to into arena? I tried the first time it was out and got assblasted so never tried again.

That's Nami. Say something nice about her!

>>532177891
I'm the best nami player here

>>532177610
God illaoi niggers are so dumb they can't even read their own posts.

Kindred#e621 on LAN server
and yes, i DO look like that

every single time one of you retarded fucks talks back to me about illaoi you immediately air out that you have no idea how her kit works
grown ass 30 year old men ERPing as fucking cartoon women and spamming nigger dick and you can't spend 5 minutes reading the wiki

>>532178352
damn if only you were in NA

>>532176785
Maybe if her ult wasn't a retarded buggy mess where the tentacles nonsensically attack everything nearby regardless of if they were damaged by her abilities or not I'd feel more empathy

>>532178449
nigger you have no response because you didn't read your own post.

>>532178449
Illaoi is so simple a four year old downie could figure out her entire kit and correctly claim to be an otp in 4 games.

>>532178235
big l doesn't have his reading glasses on don't bully him

>>532178352
do you have a passport?

>>532129690 (OP)
I saw the Furina OP and clicked thinking this was /gig/

i feel like this nigga want's so fucking diddle me

Lets See If
The Boy Who's Real Rank (tm) Is Bronze 1 90 lp Can Trick The System (tm) Into
Believing
Hes Gold 2.

any lolgs wanna play aram/arena/norms?

>i'm illiterate and that's YOUR problem
it's not, sorry

>>532178352

>>532178449
>Read wiki
>Still no explanation on why tentacles are arbitrarily attacking me during her ult depsite Illaoi being dead and none of her abilities hit me
Well, that was truly illuminating

>furina


Ewwwww

>>532179229
region?
nvm captcha is a dire omen

rare big l melty

>>532179498
i can play on either EUW or NA

>Tarzaned "adc" challenge
>Already resorting to Karthus bot
this role filters everyone so hard

>>532179956
i mean of course moving someone from the role with most agency to the role with least agency will make them break

>>532178689
I'll spell out whats changes they are
>Giving her more tentacle dmg
>They are basically reducing the minigame after someone snaps/kills your spirit to 3seconds it also sounds like it will be much more intensive meaning you might ACTUALLY get hit by it.
>Giving her "effectively guaranteed" 2 slams on E early game (Phreak says it works out)

League seems to be dying

>>532179956
Isn't karthas like S tier botlaner right now?

>it feels
>it sounds like
>it seems
every time
can't recognize what is
never recognize what is

>>532180407
thats not the point. the point is that marksmen champs in bot lane are terrible but every retard says that it's exaggerated or not real. then they try it, get mindbroken by how bad and frustrating it is, either quit the role or start playing mages

>>532180581
Til Varus is a mage

>>532180765
lethality varus may as well be a mage

im so fucking garbage with conquerer jesus christ help me

ranked isn't even bad right now because of yunara herself

it's bad because adcs are getting autofilled so you have pedophile adc players in actually important roles like jg and supp

>>532181289
go to bed, euro

>>532181385
??

what do you do to get in the crackhead mental space to play this game with full focus

>>532181473
huh?

>>532181517
wuh?

>>532181494
>play this game with full focus
?

which support has you like this?

>>532180581
I mean lets be honest the least frustrating adcs are basically mages (ezreal for example). Markmen was a terribly designed role and when they pushed mages botlane and all the adc chuds lost their minds should be the indicator the role just doesn't work but they themselves push riot to keep ADC this autistic brainrotty role, thats omega pro skewed.

Also if an ADC player calls karthas not a real bot laner they deserved to be shot, that champ has be SS tier botlane along with ziggs for the past like 5 years and the only reason you dont see it more is because literal EGO.

>>532174531
XDDDD
Which one of you fucks dunked on Phreak last night? Watch him overtune her anyway so he can deem this garbage rework a "success".

img 2 video is kinda bad still, took ages to get a decent looking one prob won't bother with more until another model comes out

>in mid lane
>support in base pings that he's coming mid
>ping him away
>he ignores me
>walks straight at the enemy mid
>gets jumped by the enemy jungler and dies
But yeah it's my fault I guess

>>532181915
>-t someone that is dogshit at adc

>>532181903
mage supports. YWNBARS.

>>532182032
How hard is this to learn? I'm not even going to use it to fap, I just think its an interesting thing

>>532182178
not hard at all
https://rentry.org/wan21kjguide

it's just really slow right now, takes 20+ mins per try even for an image that small and short on a 3090

>>532182097
What point are you trying to make?

>>532181903
S*nna

>>532182469
that your opinion is bad and retarded because you are bad and retarded

:)

>>532182604
Unfortunately thats what we call not an argument

>>532182469
>camille is so bad dude you can just pick a tank
>zed is so bad dude you can just pick a mage

>>532182923
>Markmen was a terribly designed role and when they pushed mages botlane and all the adc chuds lost their minds should be the indicator the role just doesn't work but they themselves push riot to keep ADC this autistic brainrotty role, thats omega pro skewed.

And you think that is? No that's the rambling of a retarded bad silver player

>>532182923
>>>>reptile tierlist

>>532174531
Xitters unironically already defending the E change, as if your enemy top will just start sprinting through walls to spawn as many tentacles within 3 seconds. Oh, and goodl uck doing shit once laning is over.

>Have a Slyas
>Have a Lilia
>Have a Zyra
>The MF also decides to go AP
>There is an Aphelios
Bruh

>>532182923
>samira d tier
nigga on fent ong fr fr

>>532183169
>as if your enemy top will just start sprinting through walls to spawn as many tentacles within 3 seconds.
this literally isnt what is happening btw
it will spawn 1 tentacle max *IF* and only *IF* there's not already a tentacle spawn nearby

>>532183052
What is wrong with that?
>>532182929
Okay you are misrepresenting my argument which is funny to me.
>No vayne isnt a top laner even though its been her best role for 8+years NO RANGE TOP LANERS IN TOP
this is you

starting to feel like myself again
dont worry
ill make it easier for you

>>532183342
What's wrong with that? It's a dogshit take made by a retarded silver player (you)

>>532183413
What rank are you buddy?

So I Locked In My Pedophile Hitlerpick
To
Counter
Their
Adolf Pick Posturing Fiora
So
Then
My Kayle Decided To Int As Hard As Humanly Possible
But
Better
MMR
Means Better Teammates Which Is LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IVE BEEN SAYING IN ALL CAPS IN 1000 POSTS EVERY FUCKING THREAD FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

IT DIDNT MATTER BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ON MY TEAM WERENT ALL SILVER SUBHUMAN FUCKS THAT DIDNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME AND WHEN I DID MY FUCKING JOB THE OTHER HUMANS TEAMED UP WITH ME (ABSENT IN SILVER) AND WE FUCKING WON THE GAME.

GOD DAMN IM LITERALLY FUCKING RIGHT AND EVERYONE TYPING TO ME WAS A NIGGER

AND IF I FIND YOU

IF I FIND YOU IN MY CLIMBING

AND I WILL CLIMB IM NOT HELD BACK BY SILVER FUCK SUBHUMAN FUCKS ANYMORE

IF I FIND YOUR USERNAME IN MY CLIMB YOU BET YOUR FAGGOT ASS I WILL INT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU OR HEAD HUNT YOU THATS A PROMISE

>>532183342
>the point is that marksmen champs in bot lane are terrible
not sure how this could possibly be represented. No one ever said ziggs bot is unpickable. Ziggs bot being pickable doesn't make every adc champ automatically shit unless like the other anon said you yourself are just shit at adc.

>>532183498
And here is the classic 'what rank you are' while not disproving what I said at all, that you are indeed a silver surfer shitter

I posted all of my accounts ranks at the end of last thread, feel free to go look!

>+20lp
>shows 15lp
WHAT???
Where did my 5 lp go? wtf

>>532183714
>>the point is that marksmen champs in bot lane are terrible
Terribly designed, thank you for again misrepresenting my argument.

I mental diff whenever I see Teemo. What a dogshit fucking champ design.

>>532183698
>still 3 games negative and thinks he deserves his rank

Play another 100 games and come back when youre back to silver crying about you inted Rammus mid again

>>532183770
You had negative interest on your IV division rank goy. pay back the lp or else

>>532183834
I was directly quoting bro you didn't say terribly designed you said terrible

>>532183757
Im diamond 2 okay? go next

>>532183998
*opens door*

It's Nagakabover...

>>532183951
You aren't
>>532181915
>Markmen was a terribly designed role and when they pushed mages

>>532183912
>Play another 100 games and
im literally going to hit plat in like 10 -20 games.

you all are the biggest fucking niggers on the planet UHHH IF YOUR SILVER ITS CUZ YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT URRRTRRRRJKL;AJFLK;SDJFLKJASDL;F

REALL RANKKK URRRR im
fucking
technically speaking 5 games away from plat 4. stupid fucking niggers


sidedbar though i want to pick up on hit bard for norm games redpill me on how to do that lolgen whats the coolest way to go onhit bard support

>Illaoi gets buffed
>ITS OVER SHES GUTTED ILLAOI SISTERS ITS TIME TO KILL OURSELVES OUR CHAMPION IS RUINED!!!
???

>>532184081
and i've barely played this season and i hit masters last year easily, whats your point, your opinion is still retarded

>>532184224
you've been playing in the same mmr the entire time unable to even hit 50% wr, but good job after 10 accounts you finally did it

>>532184242
>NOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE 10SECOND LONG MINIGAME OF DODGING THE EASIEST TO DODGE TENTACLES OF YOUR LIFE IS INTEGRAL TO HER KIT!!!

>>532184242
worst avatarfag desu

>>532184371
> whats your point,
You just kept calling me silver nigger. If ADC marksmen was a well designed role why does it get changed repeatedly?

>>532183373
:o very nice
also was that actually ivern mid nunu support in the 2nd most recent game? wtf is na plat lmao

all out of enemies if i see you in one of these ranked games its problems. i remember you fucking standing afk mid griefing the fuck out of me in vgs. youre going to get your just deserts i can afford to lose 10 lp

>>532184213
>>532180581
>the point is that marksmen champs in bot lane are terrible
>the point is that marksmen champs in bot lane are terrible
>the point is that marksmen champs in bot lane are terrible
lol

>>532183698
WOW YUNARA LOOKING PRETTY WEEK THIS PATCH SHEEESH GOOD THING SHE HAS A SPAMMABLE AOE JINX W WITH NO DELAYS WP REJECTGAMES

>>532184581
Uh how has marksmen champions primarily changed over time? Their itemization? Because thats the entire game

The way the play? Nope that hasn't changed

>>532184593
i think the nunu hovered his shit pick and then banned the mid laners katarina. game was still kinda losable despite me running over mid with FANG rush. graves is a disgusting piggy champ L:)

NOOOOO NOT THE 0.2% PICKRATE ZIGGS

>>532184654
vg lp is all that he has since he's balding and drowning in student debt

>>532184824
lmao
also pretty crazy 16-1-7 with a triple and i assume good cs numbers only gets you a 94 on the ai score instead of 100. deeplol is pretty strict
good night anyway

>>532184702
>gets proven wrong
>just resorts to being a retard and tagging someone else
please stop posting

challenge: play 5 games of dashless adc

>>532185109
gn

Deranking takes way too long

>>532181915
they "pushed" mages bot by blanket nerfing adcs so hard that picking them griefing your team. retard is out here pretending like it was some small change that gave mages a tiny buff bot when the reality is was a complete adc gutting.

retard

>>532185216
draven and ashe are good tho.

t. gold 2 35 lp opinion. certified knowledgable on the game.

>>532184242
>I e Darius
>He pulls me because even if I kill the spirit, it's only 3 seconds now instead of 10 so
he doesn't have to worry about getting outraded and punished anymore
>I q him because my heccin +5% AD buff will surely oneshot him and heal me to full
>he gets behind me because he's above silver
>runs me down and I die
>Am useless for the rest of the game
>Pray my enemies are on 2000+ ping every game from now on
>Phreak will jack up her numbers somewhere anyway and make her even more of a braindead stackstick so his rework is a "success" just like he did with Swain Corki and Rek'Sai
>Redditors will unironically defend this

>>532185363
playing ashe outside retardlow or chally will make you want to phreak yourself

>i just played 3 games whinking i played soloQ but it was in fact normal draft
imma kill myself

>>532183698
angry when he wins
angry when he loses
there's a term for this but it's lost upon me right now

>>532185781
performing is the word you're looking for

>You just play Hwei for the LP
>Even tho hes my lowest wr
>Hes negative winrate even
>But im playing him for free LP

>>532184751
ADC definitely have changed alot what? Marksmens have been transitioning away from being auto attackers to being casters and have mobility tools. Not only that ability ratios have been buffed drastically so that spells are more reliable sources of damage over auto attacks so that Marksmens don't have the best scaling innately. ADC is the most affected role when the other 2 supporting roles got buffed massively to the moon (support and JG), now most people will just straight up admit adc can get pretty fucking miserable (nemesis and baus have both been on record saying how awful it is). Drututt even said that to fix ADC they need to nerf support.

who's being a proxy nami here

>>532186292
what?

>>532186243
>Marksmens have been transitioning
lolg has been saying this for years

>>532186243
If by 'ad's have changed a lot' you mean they've introduced new ads that cast spells a bit more often, sure

some of the BEST ad's are still primarily autoattackers though, and thats what the entire role is built around, so when you say things like 'marksman have been transitioning away from being autoattackers', you just sound like a moron.

Lux X Jinx is Garen X Kata for gay people.

you still have time

I didn't play nigs of legend today.

>>532186950
What are you, white?

>>532186423
>some of the BEST ad's are still primarily autoattackers though
When did i ever say this is not the case? I was just talking about a design trend for marksmen. Im not gonna retype my other points if you don't want to address them

do jinx mains really

>>532186950
Same. I'm just waiting for the dogshit Ionian season to end so I can get to the will be even worse Riot's favorite region Demacian season.

I refuse to believe a bronze jungler is finishing his clear in 3m23s without interrupting it to go dance around a blastcone and reset aggro

>>532187223
I agree with your other points about jungle and support, I have no notes on that.

I don't know if I even agree with the design trend though being more skewed towards not being autoattackers - Smolder was not an autoattacker design sure, Yunara is, Nilah is, Zeri is, Samira is more ability heavy, Aphelios is primarily an autoattacker with different guns...

>>532186452
vi x cait is garen x kata for gay people actually
lightcanon is more like aphelios x sett for lesbians (skinline only ship)

is olaf top good or just a good counterpick for shen and champs like that

>>532187462
just play champ with fast clear. its pretty easy after they changed the jungle with those little pet things that deal aoe damage and give you way more sustain. NuLeague niggas have no idea how easy the game is now. You used to have to track when the dragons / camps spawned manually instead of pressing tab and having all that information

>>532185764

>>532188202
>>532185764
settbait

>>532188202

>>532184146
NO YONE!!!

>>532188202
Would piss on.

>>532188281

>you cant complain about retarded changes pushing your champion in the exact direction you wanted them moved away from because winrate will go uppy or something

>can't play ARAM anymore because games are 100% decided on who gets more snowball engage tanks
>pretty much forced to play them because no one else will
>feel literally nothing playing shit like Leona/Naut even if I win

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/1m5uqqa/faker_talks_about_having_no_individual_impact_in

Thoughts?

>>532188561
Pick Vayne
You roll a single AS or onhit aug and all the tanks fall over

>>532188561
It is what it is. Its a random mode after all

>>532188487
your champ is for niggers therefore any gameplay being ruined is based and objectively morally correct.

>game goes on too long because enemy veigo gets fed
>we still win fights, kind of
>game at a stalemate
>give baron for soul
>THREE people type "just defend for three minutes" as we reset
>a demon or something takes over vi and ahri bodies
>they solo go fight the fed viego with a yuumi attached, trynda is close too
>SURPRISE SURPRISE THEY DIE
>ENTIRELY THROW THE GAME THAT WAS WON IF THESE FREAKS JUST DID NOT RUN IT DOWN MID SOLO
There was no way in hell we ever lose that game, if it weren't for these egoshitters throwing the whole game.

>>532188469
They look so much better for each other than aphelios.

>>532188760
you piss and moan about illaoi's laning and they're buffing it btw
see me in 2 weeks when you're ready to apologize. faggot

she lets you punch her abs
one time

>>532188487
cry more on reddit

>>532187925
Its actually cause their sample was the top 5% of jungle clears. My drooling autofill jungler in diamond elo would clear in 3min50 sometimes.

>>532188750
>random mode
Not anyone now that every gets 2, potentially 3 choices of champ on top of the pool of champs. Go look at the pick % for ARAM sometime, same pool of champs are at the top. If the entire roster was open and people got 1 single champ pick and no rerolls the map would truly be random

its time... time to earn back my gm the legitimate way... come for my in game broadcasts... you know who this is... si17 out...

>>532188202
Cute!

>>532189268

>>532189409
>duoing

yeah you aren't legit

can anybody on EUW/EUNE hop into practice tool to see if they notice any changes in avg ping?
my baseline ping went from 30 to 70 today and it's like that on both server
tested my connection in other games + mtr and everything is fine

i am pretty sure they changed routing or some shit where my connection goes to russia and comes back to eu or something
russians get less ping than i do currently and i am not far away from the servers

>>532188487
>You see i wanted them to make the retarded dancing minigame when they run out of my spirit range last 1 WHOLE minute instead
Bro?

>>532189268
This champs design sucks balls even from a gooner perspective
>another chinese looking girl with colored hair
>says nothing interesting any of her dialogue but still has a dictionary worth of voice lines
>her dance is another reference to some anime
>literally just walking midriff and exposed feet
>standard on hit ADC kit to top it off
That new Darkin looks shitty too. This game is over

>>532189409
can you earn a bullet in your fucking head instead you disgusting boosted freak

>>532178713
yes, and a valid greencard

no one likes streamers or posters

>>532188487
>you wanted them moved away from
Explain yourself coherently

nice straw man
i accept your concession

>>532189631
being super cynical doesnt make you interesting

>>532189409
literally nobody cares you attention starved Boosted baby

My Kayle just built fucking Lich Bane. Why do only inbreds play this fucking champ

>>532188202
why do you post this every day
i'm not complaining i quite like it
i just wanna know why

>>532185781
im in bliss right now nigga
gold is nice. so much nicer then niggersilverville.


anyway speaking of that evens go for gold 1
odds dont fuck up a good thing either go bard norms or play something else

>>532189472
I feel like sett W means the rest of his kit needs to be worse as a result, and Idk if its really healthy that I can click W and 1 shot any character (and multiple) if I have flash.

>>532189819
If you faggots would just not respond to it, it would eventually stop posting.

>>532189854
The fact that you think Lich Bane is a bad item on Kayle shows your lack of IQ

>>532189884
gotta get mileage out of it

If let's say ... I UNZIP MY PANTS AND PULL OUT MY DINGALING AND START PISSING ALL OVER LUX what would be her reaction?

>>532189631
what new darkin
there's a new darkin????

>>532188650
HE'S JUST TRASH LMFAO HE LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE THE MENTAL KNOWHOW TO 1V9 GAMES BECAUSE HE'S BEEN GROOMED TOO MUCH ON THE TEAMFIGHTING SIDE OF THE GAME

ONCE YOU GET PROPLAY BRAINED, YOU COMPLETELY LOSE THE ABILITY TO PERFORM ALONE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. IN SHORT HE DELIBERATELY CHOSE TO BE TRASH AT THE GAME WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE HE CHOSE MONEY

>>532189854
Nashor Lichbane Rabadons is like the kayle 3 item core.

>>532189903
i agree they should nerf his W and maybe buff his auto attacks
we dont have enough rightclickerinos on top lane maybe he could be like a based sheen user going iceborn gauntlet :D
I think if instead of using his full toolkit he just ran at you and auto'd you really hard he'd be better

>>532189936
this but big stinkton

>>532188650
is faker complaining he cant just 1v1 solo kill his laner every game and that everything needs to be a macro play in a team based game?

>>532188650
Question. Just how wealthy are these high end pro players? If Faker decided he suddenly wanted to retire would he just be able to live in luxury rest of his life or does he keep playing this because he has to?

Is he contractually bound to play this game until 60?

>>532190098
are you being thick on purpose or just facetious

>>532188202
i look and act like this

>>532189896
im happy you're climbing but i shouldn't be happier about it than you are. go for the gold

>>532190140
I think theres a distinction between rightclicking you to death (which is what he already does in a fair few matchups), and not just playing for that 1 W cast. Generally its more fun using more of your kit than just flash+W

>>532190548
you make as much as a bachelor playing for lta and lec from what we know (around 200k usd/yr)
top lck players like chovy and zeus make around 1 mil-2 mil/yr
faker makes 2 mil from just lck salary but he co-owns the team and has invested money into other ventures, if we're talking about faker he could retire forever if he wanted to and be rich as shit
faker is just autistic about this game and will keep on playing until he can't

is big l the most disordered poster here
oscillates from depressed doomerism to manic rage spamming on a weekly basis

>>532190556
HE HAS NEVER REACHED RANK 1. OR DID HE EVEN REACH TOP 10 OR TOP 20 OR TOP 30 AT LEAST? THAT SHOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH PROOF THAT HIM PLAYING PROPLAY FOR A LONG TIME IS THE ONLY REASON HE THINKS HE CAN'T SOLOWIN GAMES.

>>532190548
faker is a multimillionaire he could easily quit whenever he wants

>>532190929
bro what faker reached rank 1 multiple times are you retarded

>>532190897
its called early on set dementia

>>532190996
THAT'S AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME AGO IF THAT WAS THE CASE. BECAUSE I LITERALLY HAVE NOT HEARD OF IT FOR THE PAST HALF DECADE

GROOMING TAKES A LONG TIME TO COOK AND HE'S BEEN DAMAGED BY IT

i lost

https://x.com/Rena_Angel1111/status/1947209768470491413

lolgs need to dress up as their main for halloween

>>532190897
he can't even coherently explain why hes upset at [thing]

>>532190548
He co-owns the team/company so he probably couldn't just up and vanish to from society if that's what you mean.

He keeps playing because he's legit an autist that takes this game seriously. He won't quit unless his hands get cut off or crushed by a steam press

how are cases like sylas and singed so frequent how does earth have the supply to fulfill this tyranny