>Everdark Gladius, Libra, Augur and Caligo announcedhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1946208540416168293
>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
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>>532076158
Did they buff Theodorix Magma in Nightreign or is it still poopoo
First for FUCK OPEN WORLD SLOP and their faggot worshippers
>boss hits me
Bullshit hitbox
Input delay
Animation lock
Delayed animations
Extended combos
Unfair damage
Garbage camera & lock on
Buff Revenant
is poison worth it at all in nightreign?
it seems really slow and kinda useless overall except for 1 boss
>>532142047It's erg related, learn 2 read fgt
https://x.com/Shikiryu05/status/1946242260279984538?t=8mwFPRgnDVQLcRvzUnhlXg&s=19
Guys how do i complete varres quest offline.
Also where js istban?
I am doing a quest for vulkan yet i dont see istvan despite being at the location on limgrave.
Do I need to waste time with a Heolstor run to get Recluse's remembrance relic?
>>532142685>Guys how do i complete varres quest offlineYou can invade a guy in the blood ruins in Altus, close to the Shaded Castle
>>532141950 (OP)I would unironically rather have a guardian player with a jar cannon as a ranged team mate than a recluse, atleast it staggers
>>532142403>always have the Augur relic equipped on Revenant >enough hp to not get one shot by everything Feels comfy, even if I'm sacrificing some damage for it.
>>532142406are you an executor?
>yesapply it to anything in 2-3 hits with your serpent bone blade once, dont go for a second proc of poison as thats not worth it because of the resistance increase
>nodont bother
>>532142406It's not terrible, specially if you have Night of the Wise.
Poison by itself isn't that strong, but there are lots of passives related to it that either give you more damage or hp regen.
>trigger sleep
>the great genius random executor wakes boss up
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I am in altus plateau.
Is it somewhere there?
>>532142685Get to some bloody ruins in Altus near a grace and a carriage with a troll and there should be a sign within the ruins. Istvan is near the arena in Limgrave where you get invaded. There should be an icon where he is on the map.
>>532143134>NOOO MY TEAMMATES CANT JUST FIGHT AND DEAL DAMAGE FOR FREEAre you retarded?
>>532143378I went there but i didnt see any icon.
At best a bit of blue smoke.
>>532143378The grace is under a bridge. Each attempt at fighting him costs a finger. Use at least three or defeat him to proceed.
Is the Glintstone Kris dagger's weapon skill heavy nerfed in Nightreign? Its been a while but I swear I remember this doing crazy damage in Elden Ring.
In nightreign it does half the damage of Black Knife's weapon art
>>532143616A lot of ashes of war got super nerfed, unless they do some status effect or hit multiple times it's shit
>>532143595You access Istvan and the ruins NPC through a red sign.
The ranni eye is in Augur's fight also.
>play duchess
>get the usual team of wylder and recluse
>nightlord fight is just me revivebotting both of them
recluse dies with 1 shot within 30 seconds
wylder dies right after getting revived
at this point I'll take 2 guardians/2 raiders or triple duchess over this crap
Which of the squishies are the worst to play?
>game gives me both in a quick succession
Maybe it's time to try Dagger Duchess
>>532142518We aren't all nigger normalfags constantly signed into fucking xitter for the latest buzz on the web. All we see is some literally tranny's response without any fucking context.
i can't think of 1 reason to play revenant instead of recluse even if you are doing a faith focused run. they should buff rev to have mana regen somehow
>>532144127GG horsefucker
>>532144324initial standard attack is worth more on slow weapons desu
>>532144463>they should buff rev to have mana regen somehowNo they should just increase the number of seals that show up in Recluse's loot pool instead.
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I haven't seen this drop even once
Change Rev's passive to
>50% more chance to spawn seals on every drop
and then
>summon HP and damage x10
>>532144867everyone KNEELS before the birdGODS
>>532144729but that's ignoring rev's mana regen issue
>>532144887it's for the upcoming str/int DLC class
>>532144971Based. Even sneegerarian became a birdman. The flock grows.
Ever had a run so BRICKED the only legendaries that spawned were Bastard Stars and Eclipse Shotel?
I wonder what a Doctor Who Souls game would look like
>>532145126i've had runs where no golds ever showed up at all
>>532145154shut the fuck up you retard
sorry for the newfag question but I can't find the dark souls general anymore. is it kill?
>>532145154>Doctor Who>>>/reddit/ is that way
>>532145369Stop trying fagola
>>532145107you can get several seals from cathedrals and the little houses guaranteed. is it not enough? i guess those are mostly only junky incantations
>>532145450I don't know who that is
>>532145450>fagolawow okay gramps, this is not 2010s youtube anymore
>>532145450Triggered the discord sisters kek
>he NEEDS the evergaol meta relic
you did not beat the game.
>>532145608who fucking cares fagaldo you didn't stop saying nigger just because it's soo 19th century so don't pretend to be a trend slave bitch
>Kills isthvan
Thanks anon
>His armor is worse then mine
I swear i go to caelid killed guy for better armor and then find myself that every armorset in the game is somehow worse.
>>532145550Yeah I want at least one purple seal as a (near) guaranteed drop for Recluse.
I saw a gray staff drop with ranni's moon today, are all the spells just really randomized on staves?
>>532142106play a different game idiot
>>532146309Its like seals.
>>532145154>Doctor arrives in the Lands Between>has extensive talk with everyone still alive>restores the Elden Ring (TM)>day is saved>they go back to killing each other anyway in typical cyclical fashionKino
>>532145401Thatโs only nu-who albeit
>>532142106Better then being a fortnite clone cash grab.
>>532146212big ggs
i do not like madness heolster.
>>532146309The first spell on every staff/seal is guaranteed and tied to the weapon, the 2nd is random.
You can build around Crystal sorceries because Shattering Crystal is the default spell on two staves and why Finger Seal is a garbage since Rejection is always on it.
Twist: People shit on evergaol relic because they actually suck at routing and are too stupid to accommodate it
>>532146029the scaled set is nice because it's the heaviest armor that doesn't make you look bulky
but otherwise it's whatever
>>532147092Nah they hate it because gaolmaxxing leads to no real gains besides the levels.
Gaols on the way to whatever else you are doing is great, but you should evolve past the gaol sigil relic to do gaols smartly.
>>532146825I heard you getting clipped by that bomb lol
yeah madness heolstor is the unluckiest roll when playing guardian
are these BiS revenant relics?
Surge sprint is cool but I miss crouching attacks.
>>532147390based discord hunter
>>532147503>but I miss spamming crouching UGS pokesftfy
Imagine being a coop game with no ingame chat or vc
>>532147092even 1 essentially turns it into "5% for all damage sources" which alone makes it a high tier buff. 2, which is what we always hit without even trying, then it's no question about it it's just one of the best effects without even going into 7gaol sweatlording
I feel like I'm the only one ever purchasing uplifting aroma and using it before a boss's nuke
>>532147720There was a niche meta of crouching under attacks designed to be crouched under. Those same enemies are in NR but now only Revenant coming out of surge sprint can get her hitbox low enough to crouch moves you used to be able to crouch.
You can do it sometimes with raider if his attack animation has him doubled over at just the right time too.
>>532147824I can't go back to games with voicechat, this is just so clearly superior
>pings Evergaol on the other side of the map
Revenant is lowtier alongside recluse.
>>532144463Revenant has cool skellies that deal damage and tank for you, 15 seconds of unkillability, AOE insta rez, starts with her bis melee weapon, has a lootpool weighted towards incantations and is incredibly sexy.
>>532148007I've seen people false ping an evergaol to see if someone blindly runs to it.
>>532148007>*dies 3 times on the gaol boss trying ti parry*
>>532147950jumping r2's also usually lower you enough to the ground afterwards
>>532147298i have like a 90% winrate and i always slap on the sigil relic. it doesn't matter that much nonnykins
>>532147092I don't use not just because it forces you to play a certain way, but also because it wastes a relic slot that I could be using to make an actually interesting build.
No, I don't care about "at 3 gaols it gives more damage than X and Y". If I want to run Ironeye with frost and rain of arrows, Executor with Seppuku, frost and +arcane or some other shit like that I need all 3 relic slots.
>>532148007>executors pinging anythingthey will go to the invader camp solo at level 2, die then leave
>>532147991Does that boot taste good anon?
>>532148112I know it doesn't matter. My evergaol buff is on a post-damage relic instead.
>>532147824Voice chat would ruin this ikea it ruins all games
>>532148290I like starting with the key tho. more options if we get bad rng or dont hit up a fort or great church
>>532147882>it's just one of the best effects>but we somehow can't afford to properly utilize it because...uh...sweatlording>anyhow, let's make fun of people going for camps instead of formidables on day 2 because the rewards are shitflawless logic
>>532148154>invader campDo somebody ever actually does that? I tried a few times at the beginning and then completely gave up on them.
>>532148393What did you buy at ikea recently?
>>532148421A key is always close to the evergaol and I tend to do the fort that has it right before the evergaol to gain a level anyway. The sigil relic is good if you need the passive but it dedicates the entire relic to the evergaol strat. My gacha relic is only 2 slot but it has evergaol and post-damage hp so it is better (to me). Instead of being 1 relic dedicated to 1 thing it is 1 relic that does 2 things I want.
Keys really are everywhere.
>>532148475here i come, im a guardian main btw
>>532148567They're easy to cheese and give you great weapons to snowball your early game. The best time to do them is lvl 2-3
>>532148567its good when you are around level 5-6 before you go to the castle, with 3 ults its a free purple weapon(s)
>>532148567The strategy is get into the nightmare bubble until you see the "another invader has summoned" or whatever then retreat back to the edge of the bubble and let them come to you. Then you and the team roll the invader then go clear the boss and get the gacha. Its always worth it if you aren't on a shite team.
if I found out my favorite teammates were lowkey shitposters I would be sad
>>532148138>I want to gimp myself and my teamRevenant main mindset
>>532148567you need 2-3 people to blender the fuckass invaders if youre in the earlygame
>>532148815if you have something like a favorite teammate then you are indeed sad
>>532148076>Revenant has cool skellies that deal damage and tank for youYou mean body block and obscure enemy moves so you end up getting clipped by a fucking BBH attack you couldn't see getting telegraphed because fucking Frederick is busy running in front of you doing jack shit. Seriously, the how did no one realize they should turn down the opacity on Rev's summons so your teammates can fucking see. It's almost as bad as Raider's fucking ult.
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>>532148635Most of my 'gaol relics are shit but I have this setup on Revenant
>>532148815I just gg in the thread lmao
>>532148815The odds of a random being a 4chan person is very low.
>>532148815as far as i know only terr is a shitposter
>tierlist spammer>blacked spammer>points down at dead teammates>runs off on his own>never pings anything >jobs to the easiest bossesbe smart like us and just block that troon.
>>532147092nah it's more like a lot of people here are contrarians so they don't want to play the meta
in my case i tried the evergaol relic but it just gives no satisfaction other than increased damage numbers compared to other action-oriented skills that makes the gameplay more enjoyable such as stamina recovery, class-oriented skills, starting armament stuff, hp/fp recovery, etc.
when you win like 9/10 of your runs, do you really need that extra damage?
>>532149021Thats dope for rev. I'm guessing you like upgrading her claws to purple?
Any other universal effects you should try to get in each color and favorite?
>atk up on gaol kill>post-damage hp recovery>+3 weapon bonus
>>532148830The game is not even hard enough to justify minmaxing your damage like an autist, and runs are already similar enough without having to farm evergaols, why would you want to make them even more repetitive.
>>532148815same but i'm pretty sure the ones i enjoy playing with are nice people, one always replies to my gg posts with a stoic reply and the other 2 are always amiable
>>532149583What's a stoic reply? I want to reply stoically too.
>>532149532You're asking an autist why he does autistic things
>>532149483Increased runes
>>532149721literally just 'gg'
>>532149057after accusing multiple people of being the poopdick spammer (and you still unironically saying โblackedโ), your gaslighting is very ineffective
>>532149991No one really cares though. None of us know Terr or care about him so talking trash about him is fine.
Lolcows will never understand that people don't stand up for them, yet 1 (one) person will go on a tirade defending the lolcow being shit on when it happens in these generals. It happens with every low confidence lolcow we make fun of from steam that eventually gets doxed and becomes a punching bag.
The lady doth protest too much.
>>532149483The 4 melee dudes love "attack up when damaged"
whats the goal in focusing dead moth before dead scorpion?
>>532149974it's eepy hours.. time to go to bed anon
>>532149974moomin looking bitch
banderson
Sens
EXTREMIST
Clumsy
bratty
Elnid
Tide
COCA
Jellyfish
terr
Wazoo
Mush
ShiftyDuck
MoonCricket
Zorban
Pepe
Remance
Yys
Devil K***ht
Quintoneus
Monkeylord
LoveLittleSister
NyghtcoreMARZ
Salvare
Bukubuku
Spirit
Lemur
Zalamander
Pakistaniel
Icegoten
mous
>>532150279gg bird bro and wylder
>>532148076>AOE insta rezThis can be incredibly clutch with 2 downed allies on 3 bars. That's probably my favorite moment when playing rev but it only happens at the very end of a run if at all
>>532150479Still not on it lets fuckin go
>>532149057You struck a nerve. The trooncord sissy sisters are seething and dilating hard.
>>532150783No anons will be on the list.
>>532150479all of these will be blocked, thanks
last night i had 4 people quitting on our team in the first few minutes of a run. first was a failed invader encounter, second was a failed (bad rng) evergaol pop. both times the quitters were the ones making pings before leaving when it didn't work out
i never actually block players on PSN before but thinking about it now I need to block these type of morons next time it happens
Numerical values of relics in non-google.doc form, please
>>532150479>Devil K***hthe's a cheater, right?
>>532151641russian so guaranteed
>>532149057tell em sister
>>532149057>be smart like us>>532150224>every low confidence lolcow we make fun of from>us, wego back to wherever you came from, probably discord. this isnโt your gay parasite hivemind and only the severely mentally ill talk like this
>>532151868You'll get over it though.
>>532149532The game is not hard enough to bother leveling or picking up gear either, so why bother?
Drop in, spin in a circle, punch night boss, repeat
>>532148815What if they were highkey shitposters
>>532150479What's this list for?
>>532152112Russian guy is desperate for attention.
>>532149974You donโt need to keep posting this every time the other image is posted
>>532150479Wow itโs about time someone made a biggest faggots to be avoided list much appreciated
Dagger Duchess isn't weak, but it's so annoying to use it compared to spells.
>using a tiny knife to slash the ankles of giant Nightlords that jump around every 3 seconds
>or
>use projectiles with tracking + wide slash magic sword spells that are 10 times more likely to actually hit things
Every time I miss a dagger attack against a boss I'm hugging while locked on I am reminded of why Raider is my favorite melee character.
stamina recovery on attack for duchess is huge. you can literally spam r1s.
+ with rally you can really get into melee with little worries. so good.
when something says "on Attack" does that ever include sorceries and incantations?
>>532152454Someone that doesn't know how to dodge will say this is bad.
>>532152474sometimes.
which is totally fucking retarded
>>532144324Dagger Duchess is pretty fun, use R1 moveset dont powerstance daggers, powerstance does slightly more damage but unless the enemy is standing completely still you will miss some attacks and R1's moveset has good tracking.
>>532152173That doesn't answer my question
>>532152540on duchess especially you can literally spam dodge lol
also you don't have to skip magic, you use both
>>532148665ggs guard & raiderbro
>>532152240i assume you're playing with the dagger reprise skill? only the last hit of the chain needs to connect to trigger it so you can technically miss everything except the final hit and the restage will go off
>>532150279are you faggots on a mission to doxx every /erg/ player or something?
doing super pest w/ randoms. pray for me
>ignore pings
Wylder
Raider
Duchess
Recluse
Executor
>>532152801No
>>532153083That isn't doxxing idiot
>>532153147NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
At the beach testing to see if I can post something tells me since this is a hotspot It"ll say permanently banned for cp or some shit since that's what It's common in the city
>>532153618>at the beachlarp, 4chuds dont go to the beach much less outside
>>532152852cucked horse man so bad he never made it off the ground
>>532153618You sound jobless
Okay fine I'll take the relic effect google doc
I'm larp'ing as a 4chan chud at the beach right now
>When you reach the point you don't even need to deflect anymore
MAYOEBA YABURERU
gg ex and duc
No joke I died in the storm during night 2 boss, and the game spawned me outside the fucking map.
I fell off the map and insta lost my level and runes, this fucking game.
>>532151641no just a dickhead
i wish there was a nightlord where spell parry/reflect is useful
>inb4 gnoster
everything is ''useful'' when the boss has 100 hp
>>532150479is this a cheated relics list? i know sens, yys, spirit, zorban and devil knight have cheated relics
>>532154215heil hitler to you too, recluse
>>532154050>I fell off the map and insta lost my level and runes, this fucking game.It happened to me yesterday, except I was running into a mine and an enemy moveblocked me, so I tried to jump and my character climbed the enemy up trough the ceiling and I was stuck outside the map while being able to run over the ceilings of the mine. I had to kill myself to come back to the actual map and my runes were stuck out of bounds.
>>532154140>zorban>good relicsalso im on this list and I don't backup my murk save file nor edit my relics directly into the game
Augur relic and +6 Vigor and eating all the starlight shards!
Jesus, dealing with the lvl 1 gaol retards is already bad, dealing with gaol revenants is a whole new spectrum of retardation. I'm tired of being forced as the team daddy to farm mobs so those shitters will have lvl 3 before rushing the gaol.
Someone, please fucking explain to me why rev players are the ones that ALWAYS rush to do shit alone then ragequit, not even executioner players are this awful. Had a lvl 5 rev pinging the top castle boss yesterday before quitting. 1 of 4 revenant players are decent
I gave up playing anything but guardian, it's the only way to carry shitters with 3 bars.
it's always a certain type of hours at this time isn't it
>>5321536181. Learn English
2. How are you picking up WiFi at the beach?
>>532150843why am i on a list then
>>532154639I'm not reading all that. I stopped pinging gaols at level 2. just a few too many gold orb bosses, and sometimes people just can't handle the purple orb ones without some survivability built in
>>532154679itโs just another โguy posts video of tranimelover2004 with blatantly cheated (and not even good) relics, mysteriously โsomeoneโ starts seething and accusing everyone of cheatingโ episode
what happens if you block someone mid run?
>>532154549What would her farts smell like?
is there really no way to blacklist chinamen from my games? literally every cheater i found (that wasn't from here) is a chinese ironeye who doesn't know how to play the game at all.
>>532155895I have yet to run into anyone using house of marais/revengeance/phys reducton/etc relics
>>532155895name your character tiananmensquare1989
gg dual crossbow ironeye is quite something. That bug almost had us there.
>>532155895i assumed having cross-region matchmaking turned off would give you NA only groups or EU or whatever
>>532156489we had 2 revives
ggs
>>532156489gg, was fun maxing out the damage i can do with the frenzy seal
>>532155502Magic and good food
>>532154140>ZorbanWhat are my cheated relics?
>>532154008Bro needs validation from the internet.
im so tired of seeing the same purples over and over.
They should make it so invader camps can give you +1 and +2 versions of the basic weapons (but with the actual good skills like cragblade or lions claw or whatever)
>>532156497this is false because there's only two regions: Japan and not-Japan. the entire rest of the fucking world plays together. All cross-region matchmaking does is let you play with Japan.
Good relics to look out for with Revenant? Currently doing the autistic runs of doing each both with each nightfarer (easily done with Raider, Wylder and Ironeye), and she is giving me quite some trouble. Feel like i'm not playing her well or as intended
>>532157147is this for hors? why not use the affinity attack flower thingy quest relic?
>>532157284godslayer and dragon cult incants since lightning spear and black flame are pretty common and reliable
>>532153843gg horsefucker
>>532157147Its just the schizos trying to rile things up from a new angle.
>>532155502Nothing good you nasty faggot
>>532156243>>532156407Good posts
>>532156025me either, it's more subtle such as pic related
but there are SO many players in everdarks running 3/3 'perfect' relics that it fucking pisses me off.
1.) farming relics is the entire point of the game. there's no progression otherwise
2.) relic benefits aren't even THAT impactful
3.) cheaters don't know how to build their characters. they cheat in relics with minimal impact
4.) they all suck dick at the game. no one gets 3/3 perfect relics and goes down twice to a fucking erdtree avatar
>>532157573You get relics from playing the game.
>>532157301This is for Duchess caster runs for any boss because the fp boost from 3 staves is massive.
When I'm not running caster I use this instead and just decide on what I'm doing based on what drops.
>>532157665>equips shit relics to hide his cheated oneswe already know youre a cheattroon.
>>532157573There's nothing subtle about that lmao. Anyone who has 100+ expeditions knows how impossible all three of those are.
>>532157804>Shit relicBoosting restage to 60% dmg and reducing its cd by 2 seconds is pretty good actually.
What would cheated Duchess relics even look like?
>>532157953>What would cheated Duchess relics even look like?Bunch of very specific spellcasting stuff since all duchess cheaters play her as recluse lite.
>>532157573>those relics>subtle>>532157804hi tranimelover2004
Why didnโt you cheat in better relics?
+3 vigor & +3 endurance * 3 on revenant? Lol.
Nearly beat 3 bugs as solo guardian and Iโve learnt how to dodge the red laser. Failing to dodge gnosters basic homing attack was my downfall. Wish he had better sound queues
>>532157573I'm pretty sure relics 1 and 2 are completely impossible.
>>532158270You're supposed to use the big bug as cover.
>>532157819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkkf5NEIo0
>>532157665I'm talking about the middle relic. The affinity boost is good.
GG duchess wylder
fukkin' fromsoft servers stole 2 levels from me at the end with a micro DC but stars of ruin goes brrrt anyways
Duchess is the only good spellcaster btw
>>532158049duchess has some good relics and benefits from some weird lines a lot
her best relics would look the least like best relics for others probably
>>532158482Oh I'm only using it because its my only yellow relic that has Duchess's improved restage effect, the other 2 effects I don't care about and I always toss the dagger away pretty fast anyway.
>>532154639When I play Revenant I always spend most of the first day looking for seals and rises.
Finding a good spell always feels better than minor damage bonuses.
>>532152240Daggers just suck generally unless you're spamming an ash with one.
They root you for an obscene amount of time.
>>532158654Duchess is the best spellcaster simply because of restage, higher Dex scaling giving her better base cast times and the difference between S and A scaling being insignificant
>>532159039I tend to find my seals at the first cathedral and never have to look again.
>>532154140its a list of people who played recently and had their names in screenshots
>>532159162Only from trooncord scrrenshots so its a good list of undesirables.
>>532150479>still not on the listHell yeah. I keep winning. I keep dodging you schizos.
a good way to buff guardian would be to give him charged counters for spears and great spears
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>>532159361Anons won't be on the list.
>>532159446GG horsefucker
>>532159302>only from trooncordnice theory anon, except im on there
>>532150479banderson and quintoneus are based.
ok next run only pick up bad weapons to keep it interesting
>>532159402When Guardian's not in the room every character should be asking "Where's Guardian?"
Guardian hanged himself behind that locked door above the sign shop
>>532159639there are no bad weapons, only bad players
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>>532158891do her quest retard
>>532159402He desperately needs damage reduction on charged guard counters and a higher base stamina. His stamina from 1-8 is utterly pathetic
>>532159596so heckin true discord sister!
>>532159402I have felt this so often. So many times I've gotten like, a bolt of gransax again Fulghor, but I never use it because without the charged guard counter the push back from blocking puts you out of range to hit with the spear guard counter. Being able to charge it would put you in range easily and make it feel great
https://youtu.be/PZ65LzmEFi4
new 'ullie
>>532157573>SO many players in everdarks running 3/3 'perfect' relics that it fucking pisses me off>runs two impossible relics with double attack increasesstfu you dumb nerd bitch
>>532160356boring... zzzzz trans sisters lost. now cut your dick off and post rev with le hammer
>what would a hacked duchess relic look like?
>>532160464damn thats kinda poggers actually
>>532160464Rally isnt that good on duchess.
>>532160138havenโt touched the discord, just the couple of games iโve played with them were tight and they carried my ass
cheating relics is just so stupid and silly to me. it's the literal only reward you get from winning. you're just removing fun from the game.
>>532160673Daggers have ass rally yeah but I'm sick of dagger Duchess
>>532160447even doe tgirls are /erg/ culture
There's a non-zero chance someone here has actually CE'd relics in but was so self concious about doing it they added throwaway and suboptimal lines to look less suspicious
>>532160806do you have any proof that anyone on /erg/ has cheated relics besides sneedger?
>>532160673>negation on full hp>can now just unga dagger all your hp back every timesorry, but you lost the trans wars.
>>532160943tranimelover for sure. Saw another sus wylder setup but not gonna bother digging it back up. 99.999999% of the "GUYS IS THIS CE?!?!?!" posts are actual midwit fucktard posts that are just red flags you should never play with these retards
>>532160986So its not good but you can force the build if you pick the right weapons. Okay. Did you think you cooked with this one.
>>532161178>Okay. Did you think you cooked with this one.ZOOOOMO ZOOOOOM ZOOOMY ZOOOMY ZOOOMYYY LUMOAOAOAOOOOOOOO
>>532160910Itโs always non zero if they arenโt using boss or shop relics
>>532161142so yeah, you donโt have any proof.
>>532161293The type of person who thinks posts like this are intellectual but just saying "cooked" is unacceptable are truly beyond help level of autistic.
horse got fucking n*********iled
>>532160686>i havent touched the discord but here's me praising them and giving them validationyoure not fooling anyone, discord sister.
>>532161551you thought you were farming clout with this one lil bro... :skull emoji: aint no way
>>532157573>relic benefits aren't even THAT impactfulthen why do you care so much
keep pushing the ergies are dividing its working we will beat them
If the discord actually has tranny players in it I'd like an invite, I'm good I swear I'd carry
>t. chaser
>>532161178full hp negation isn't even that uncommon. But no even without it I would say its still good for patching up damage once you're out of her earlygame vig levels. you can't soak damage as much as raider/wylder/guardian but you can absolutely rally it back better than any of those guys
>>532162110But you're not going to cheat in relics that are only useful with a specific build when tou could use that slot for like, gaol buff, or house Marais, or whatever else.
>>532159596No one named Quintoneus can be anything but a faggot
>>532160882Back in containment
>>532155457you die in real life
>>532161293>>532161551>>532161697>>532162070ah hell nah blud thought he did something here im dead asf :skull:
>>532159402He needs it on all weapons with guard poke.
>>532162323i dont cheat relics
>>532161971if i really need to explain why cheating in multiplayer (on unmodded/non-custom servers) is a bad thing you're either underage or chinese
>532162639
>nobody replied?
>I'll reply to myself!
nightreign grab escape
https://youtu.be/PZ65LzmEFi4?si=iCdq4ck_h8n2PAFz
>>532160420you can get double attack increases on relics, I've gotten one with both "attack power up against frostbitten enemy" and the evergaol buff (the latter is classified as an "environment effect" but the icon is the little sword like the attack buffs)
>>532162615Oh no no no, he better do another self-loathing white southerner spiel about how he stopped eating beef, only shops at unionized grocery stores, and how problematic prisons are.
>>532162071I will hump your leg and leave a trail of precum all over it.
>t. Rev main
>>532162960I never knew you could escape a grab in souls games
>>532153731good webm, thanks anon!
We should serperate nightlame and the OG game thread.
gg revenant duchess
might have messed up a bit, didn't need a second godrick axe since at first I was just planning on duplicating mine and the second one had improved incantations on it, but I think we both left it behind for each other
I always forget about that fuckass merchant in the bottom right
>>532163276are you a cute trans girl too?
>>532163510I didn't want the improved incant one
was trying to juggle buffs or something
>>532162735instakilling and bricking saves by sending people to the shadow realm =/= getting relics with normally-obtainable effects
this type of cheating is literally the least obstructive kind, and like you said the relic benefits aren't even THAT impactful so why care about it
>>532163618aah okay, usually revenants want the incant one
was juggling weapons myself, getting both godfrey axe and devourer's scepter against gnoster is a hard choice to make, still not sure I shouldn't have just duplicated the devourer's
at least spamming it's weapon art during the resurrection phase still works wonders
>>532163524What fort is this?
>>532163864I had a full inventory even though it didn't look like it since greyoll is -10% enemy dr and I was goofing around with shabriri
>>532163853gg horsefucker
>>532163901central castle
Does every variant of the castle have the same amount of loot orbs?
>>532164160Castle has chests.
>>532164039crucible castle only has 3 i think
>>532164241I mean from enemies dummy. Elder Lion/Banished Knights, Crucis, Trolls
the 3 chests at the top of the blue castle tower pillar are fucking garbage NEVER go there
>>532160069Fair enough I forgot I had that. But I tested it out in the practice area this shit is like a 1 or 2% dmg buff to my swings, it's basically nothing.
>>532164160No. Crucibles have 3, each of the spear ones. Banished knights just have 4, the dog, the pair at the gatehouse, the north ramparts, and the south ramparts by the iron chest. Giants i forget how many there are but its most of the giants drop one.
>post a relic I thought was nice
>anons start pussing with eachother
It wasn't me. I just posted a relic I thought was neat
>>532163025Attack power up when facing X afflicted enemies and direct attack power ups are part of different groups, so they can show up on the same relic.
The evergaol attack buff, Taking attacks improves attack power, any Improved X Attack Power, or any Improved Attack Power with 3+ X Equipped can't be on the same random relic.
>>532164468All 4 of the trolls drop one
>>532164468how do you forget how many giants there are? are you even awake while playing?
>>532164443I dont go every time because its not like garunteed gold or anything, but I've gotten purples there before. The issue is they dont use your characters loot table, theyre just random, like all chests are.
>>532164526Is there a single resource that has all the relic effect brackets/combatabilities and their numerical values?
>>532164443i got eleonora's and siluria's from there once, it's aight
>>532163524Best entrance is north ramparts when stonetoss trolls show up
>>532164645I said I forget how many of the giants drop loot, illiterate retard.
Ahem
you fuckass salad dodgers need to use the gallows to block the troll's giant pots. why the fuck are half of you fighting him in the corner directly in the firing line of the other troll?
I thought this strat was common knowledge, I'll make sure to spam it 10x a day from now on
I WILL use ghostflame explosion ult relics on Revenant!
>>532165251She doesnt benefit from a ton else, so its fine. Even though its not that strong, it doesnt matter because like what else are you going to use that slot on.
Magic Attack Power +2 stack?
Would be pretty dope getting +20% magic damage before any kind of evergaol or improved x sorcery damage buff (assuming those can roll with MAP+2)
>>532165380I got it to explode for 800 once
pretty good damage for a button you have to press
>>532165778No, but it stacks with the +1 version.
>>532165251Why wouldn't you?
>runs into the courtyard to aggro every troll
>leads the NE troll into the far left corner
>have to stand in the fire while also dodging pots and trying to make a decision for loot or open the 2 wooden chests
drives me insane
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>>532165930Where the fuck did this misinformation fucking start? This applies to one fucking effect - Stamina recovers with each successful attack +0/+1. THATS IT.
All other relics that are stackable stack with all upgraded variants. God fucking damn
>>532165930So, +2, +1, +1? That's about 15%, which ain't bad either
>>532166073REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADDDD THE FUCKING THREAD RETARD
>>532165983>Stack [Yes]Gotcha. Thanks
>>532166147If I could read I wouldn't play video games
>>532166068I read it here, so probably started from you.
>>532166292FUCK YOU NIGGER IM GONNA RAPE YOU
>>532165778they do stack
despite what people have been saying, this is easily testable
>>532166068>Stamina recovers with each successful attack +0/+1There's a +1 version of that?
>you can grapple to walls as wylder in midair, potentially giving you enough distance/height to make it to the point you can barrel up a cliffsideholy shit dude is actually spiderman
>>532166385the dog boss relic gives you +1, it's not rollable
>>532166351>this is easily testableIn my defense, I can't test the stackability of effects I don't have copies of
>>532166524fair enough, but getting single lines of affinity power types is not really uncommon, everyone who has at least 50 hours has several dupe lines
How do you build/play executor? Do you only pull out the skill sword to deflect long strings and otherwise use a real weapon for more damage? What the fuck is the point of his ult?
>MAP+2 can't roll with evergaol
>can roll with improved x sorcery damage
I'm gonna cook (savescum) so fucking hard
>>532162258The funniest thing about their "relationship" is that she's clearly lying and will probably render him down for reagents later.
Recluse isn't some wooby dindu she's a witch of unknown age skilled and ruthless enough to create tools with no other purpose than the extermination of an entire race of people. I swear people see her tits and the critical thinking just shuts right down.
>>532167054>I swear people see tits and the critical thinking just shuts right down.yes
>>532166919If I'm recluse I will dedicate multiple entire relic slots just for Crystallian sorceries. Chargeable so gets buffed by charged spell/sorc buffs, and very common on blue staves. Reliable but you'll probably want to also pair it with a long range spell
>>532163524Is there anything in that building under the north ramparts? I glance at it on my way to hop up nearly every run but I'm always in too much of a hurry to check.
>>532166919proof? I've seen several people claim "you can't roll this relic combo" and then the gacha gives me one with that exact "illegal" combo.
>>532167208depends
do you like fire bombs
>duchess power stancing 2 rivers of blood
one of those runs huh.............
>>532167054yes i love booooooobies
>>532167274google doc is in the OP anon
>>532167173Luckily I am innately superior because I am obsessed with Evil Women.
>>532167274>proof?I'm just going by relics.pro. it says MAP+2 rolls into the ATTACK bracket, and imoroved x sorcery damage doesn't seem to be part of that bracket
>>532167371the doc doesn't have info on what relic effects can be rolled together
>>532163641it's still fucking cheating
the people you play with are playing by the game's default rules. by cheating, you are playing by a different set of rules, which fundamentally ruins any idea of 'fairness' that games are supposed to project. There are plenty of games that exist that aren't fair--pay to win for example. But people CONSENT to unfairness when they play a pay to win game. if people go into a game with the idea that everyone is playing by the same rules, and that idea is false because someone is cheating, then why do the rules exist in the first place?
the degree to which someone cheats doesn't matter. cheating is cheating. Even though relics don't matter that much, cheating in relics mean that you can selectively choose what buffs you want--which the game specifically prohibits by gating those buffs behind RNG.
Whether or not that system is good is irrelevant. If they add relic re-rolling everyone will have 3/3 perfect relics and it truly would not matter. But when some people have perfect relics because they created them in cheat engine and 99% of people don't, it is fundamentally unfair.
does that clear things up for you, yao ming? or do you need to think it over on a 12 hour train ride to your rice paddy/shoe factory?
>get no good weapons whole run
>wylder/recluse die at libra
>3 bar bodies, fugg
>solo him with the fucken wraith bell as duchess and whorefrost stomp
fuck these runs
>>532166480You can free aim upwards to walls all you want, but the movement is strictly horizontal.
>>532163641relic effects are super impactful if they're the like 10 or so that actually do shit. play the game.
>>532167995he is sub human and incapable of understanding what you typed. the ideas presented require a soul to understand which he lacks.
>>532167054I mean...boobs. Breasts.
>>532168182It gives you a little bounce tho. plus still useful for closing gaps you wouldn't have made
>>532167054My wife would never...
>>532167995I'm not reading all of that but I probably agree with you.
>watch streamer>using hacked relics as a 'proof of concept'>first 15 minutes of the video is mental gymnastics tryibg ro justify by explaining how it's okay because it's just a test of theoretical damage capacityPeople know it's wrong.
>>532167995massive nuclear truth bomb
>>532168327It doesnt, his feet drag on the ground the whole way. Its just the normal jump you get for sprinting at a wall.
>>532141950 (OP)How many of the psn players are still active?
>>532166873Anyone? or maybe a link to a known "guide" that is good?
>>532168354>>using hacked relicsUsing hacked OBTAINABLE* relics. Always forget the operative word
>>532168463All of us I think.
>>532167054Funny thing is that her rack isn't even that impressive, she just has really good posture and maybe an underwire. I think Zullie mapped a female Tarnished body over her skeleton once, and they basically have the same tit size, it's just that the Tarnished is notorious for slouching a lot.
>>532166873Ult is for team resurrection by mashing and team heals/crowd control with roar spam. You can near oneshot augur with the roar spam too if you get a good crowd of jellies.
You play him by using the parry frames in the unsheathe/sheathe animations and memorizing boss strings.
>>532166873His ult is a free 3-bar revive for both teammates
Don't bother with the parry just bleed
>>532168474The thing about executor is that basically doing anything but just attacking with a 1h katana is suboptimal. His whole kit sucks. You can ult, that's good, but you need to heal on roar relic to not throw by ultimate against a nightlord. Also, Sepuko is good on him if you can get it.
>>532168347She totally would. She's the Unit 731 of Elden Ring.
>>532168641how many is all?
>>532167995not reading all that
i don't care if someone wants to play with a set of cheated relics, not unless they use impossible effects that genuinely affect the entire run and end up oneshotting bosses and actually ruining a run that could have been fun
>>532162934Those are clearly multiple posters you incredible retard
>>532168354there isn't really anything wrong with someone wanting to see the efficacy of what different relics can bring so long as they're not trying to present it as otherwise
there are a lot of funny things people can do with relics outside of damage or defense stacking, but will never get to because combinations of effects are far too rare
that said the game is pve, and it's already pretty easy, it just depends on the experience someone wants and if they feel like they have more fun one-shotting bosses more power to them, just preferably not in my games unless some memes or dps test is the idea
alot of that comes down to game knowledge though as much as it does relics, a lot of people run high damage relics and still do no damage because they don't leverage the game mechanics or niche things it offers particularly well
>>532163276didnโt ask but cute pic :3
>>532167054please substantiate any of this
>be raider, paired with executor/recluse
>oh hello purple loot orb, what have you got for me
>RIVERS OF BLOOD/STARS OF RUIN/FLAME OF FRENZY
OR
>+10% HP passive
You already KNOW im gonna be feelin' extra healthy.
>>532169565This is phrased like you think it'll be bait but like, I'm pretty sure that's just normal play.
>>532167995The post that had cheattrannies dilating
>>532169672Yes, it is normal to sandbag the nerds that desperately want their ONE ITEM and then use nothing else all run, that was the point.
What is the appropriate punishment for "people" who pick the magic rain while walking """upgrade"""?
>>532169565If it's a legendary, you should snag it for a teammate. But I'm sure most people would take a passive like that if it's just rares.
>>532169672the bait version of that post is taking stars of ruin and becoming a havelmage in front of the recluse
>>532169863It goes great with my Raider build.
This was so fun for some reason, my weapons were so fucking bad though
>>532169183doesn't matter if you can read it or not
you got ratio'd by replies. no one like cheating. if your fun comes at the cost of someone else's, you are morally in the wrong
>>532169995how the fuck did you win that
>>532169960When do you ever walk with raider? It only triggers on sips for me.
>>532169863"while walking" is dogshit for everyone but guardian. It's only good on guardian because he walks with his ability and he's so bad that any improvement is good.
>>532169563The rememberences substantiate it for me.
how many more years will it take till ranged character pickers understand to get on my raider pillar so they can hit the boss care free
I have returned from vacation, enlightened:
S: Wylder, Recluse, Ironeye
A: Raider, Duchess
B: Revenant, Executor, Guardian
bird
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>>532170256Goddamn. Blessed.
>>532170417it would seem i can't hit the boss when they're inside your pillar
>>532170016>ratio'd>here>where at least half the replies literally could have just been you samefaggingnot to completely dismiss your point but lmao
i agree with you on the faggots doing stuff like pic related at least
>>532170417>Get boss aggro on pillar>Boss walks into centre of pillar>Does fart mvoe that hits through the pillar floor
>>532170605>not just stacking 27 of one stat so you can play S stat (class of your choice)baka
>>532170417I'd rather you just don't pillar so I can shoot the fucker without a brick in my way
A single whiff negates both the interrupt and damage bonus you 'gave' me, as does the time it takes to walk to it
>>532170174i donโt remember โrecluse wants to grind birdjeets down into magic Chinese dustโ being mentioned in the remembranceโฆ
>>532170772What if you weren't standing 3 miles from the boss like a retard? Couldn't you take two steps and hit the boss?
Ironeye players are always retarded. always.
>>532170134I sip with the heal over duration regularly.
>>532170605see, this kind of thing is the only sort of relic hacking you should care about
not only is it actually impossible to have the effects in your pic related, they don't even really help much at all anyway especially if the cheater plays like shit and alt+f4s when they lose their marais stack
this shit is worth being angry over, some ultra-competent wylder with wylder-specific effects and the gaol relic on some hacked relics who is nearly indistinguishable from some other ultra-competent wylder using shop/remembrance relics is not
If you say based you're a monkeyspeak niggerlover
Damn, the max FP buff ain't kidding
Even doe we love ebony queens here
>those 3 homing skulls you get from certain graves have a defense reduction effect when hit
Terr is an ebony trans queen.
>>532171972you forgot your pic bro
>>532141950 (OP)HERE YOU GO
https://youtu.be/2hPNrAoo3NY?si=7uwYCAxY0samiYEu
>>532171940>t. tranimelover2004 still coping about people blocking it for having +3 vigor +3 endurance on three different relics
jesus why is /erg/ so bad a this game
>>532172595That's not you in that webm
>>532172571Seems to be a humiliation contest between tranimelover, terr, and sneedgerarian
>why are executor mains so bad at this game
ftfy
>>532170605Aren't these stat+ relics nearly useless?
I can see vigor being good if you stack them but then you're wasting a bunch of slots instead of just fucking pressin the fuckin roll but
>>532171940house marais is insanely broken anon. you could have literally 1 slot of marais/revenge and 8 empty lines and that itself would break the game since you start with it and it isn't tied to having a weapon active
>>532172595Just did a game with Mooncricket and he was the only one that didn't go down. Our Recluse went down 5ish times and I accidentally jumped off the edge of the map. Some people just don't play well together and some people just have bad games.
Using relics is for bitch niggas.
>>532172595>tranny executor skin>bad sport in game>seething in general thread>video titled โexecutiesโyep, itโs a discord troon alright
>>532172595>starts his wfd
This one brown creature that killed dsg is angry that i left so hes schizoposting about me
>>532172874Nope what? realistically what is 3x dexterity/str+3 providing?
>>532172903The steam troons are known to throw matches in the end when the 3rd isn't one of their troonfriends.
>>532173017You asked a question in your post.
>>532173017About 8 damage at most.
>>532172750It depends, vigor is pretty good especially early on if you're someone who always approaches the dangerous bosses early, it can help you survive a hit you otherwise wouldn't
mind is kinda useless, the FP it gives is just not worth it, I don't feel like end helps hit any breakpoints
which brings it to the other stats, they're not useless, although they scale poorly on characters with S in that already, around 1.5-2% for 3 stat, but if you are a character with A then it's more like 3.5% damage increase
>>532173017think of it this way, duchess sits at 42 int @ 15 and recluse 51 @ 15
9 int is the difference between S and A rank and they're roughly 10% damage apart
the issue is if you already have S it tends to scale poorly past 51 (as it would in ER)
gives tons of damage early on though
>>532173017>what is 3x dexterity/str+3 providing?mind reading that out loud again to yourself until you realize why thatโs such a retarded thing to ask?
>>532172750practically useless, VERY useless for characters already high in a certain stat
a bunch of strength+3 isn't really going to do much for raider, dex won't do much for executor, etc
>>532172595Ummm please stop stealing my clips
>>532173298Terr doesn't type like that.
>>532173224>>532173082explain how its good to prioritize over other effects, all i was asking lol. no need to try and turn this into "UMMM TECHCNIALLY YOU DIDNT LITERALLY ASK THAT" debate club nonsense
>>532173469You just equip relics bruv.
>>532144919top clearly a dragon eye, bottom is vaguely eye-like
>>532173469alright I guess you are actually retarded in a medical sense
>what is 3x dexterity/str+3 providing?it is providing 3x dexterity/str+3
it is wild someone has to spell that out for you
>>532173567Both are the same eye.
>>532173670anon you realize just answering any question with "it does what it does" and then standing there smugly like you actually said anything of value just makes you look like a fucking retard right
>>532173923ermmm actually it makes him look like a chad and makes YOU look like a chud
>>532172750The most useful ones are vigor and mind, though mind is kind of pointless when you have the 3 seal and 3 staff bonuses that are better than 3x +3 mind relics
>choose eventual greatness deal
>libra dies so fast I don't end up getting the buff
Good job ironeye and Guardian
Tho Guardian, was there a reason you didn't want the vyke spear? Not that I'm complaining, I love that thing
>>532169995what the hell is that pathing, did you spend 30 mins clearing the mountain after the last circle?
>>532173923Did you not know what the effect did though?
gg Ironeye and Guardian
Radahn's swords are completely insane
>>532173923Maybe ask a less retarded question that canโt be answered with a tautology you stupid fucking woman
If you ask what color the blue sky is and expect โcornflowerโ as an answer and get mad about โblueโ you can fuck off
>>532174037I would guess probably because great spear guard counters don't travel nearly as far as halberd guard counters. Some Guardian's are really picky about that.
>>532174037>bargaining with djemonsdisgraceful.
>>532173670He's asking what 3 dex and/or str provides in terms of damage, xista
>>532174109ggs my man, spamming charged guard counters is damn fun
the ironeye dropped a bunch of his weapons with his passives on them idk why
>>532174042A little, I didnโt have a good weapon. Iโd say it was closer to 15 mins of post day two farming
>>532174648Adds 3 to your dex and/or str stat right? Whats the confusion here?
>>532174648hey troon faggot retard, they were asking someone to fill in the blanks on an argument they were failing to make on their own
instead of asking the retarded โbut what does it provide?โ it could have just provided actual data for its argument, which it didnโt because its estrogen filled head is only good for being pried into with an ice pick
>>532174337>>532174058"Realistically, what is X providing" Is not the same question as "What does the +3 Strength effect literally give to your stats?"
Have you EVER had a normal conversation with anyone besides 4chan debatelards?
>>532174674Projectile drop off doesn't matter when you spend as much time up close as he did I guess.
>>532175023>but what does it provide?+3 in a stat innit?
>>532175089I think it gives +3 in a stat since that is what it says it does.
>>532175023lol dude what, I literally just entered the conversation asking about the stat+ stuff
but yeah no a troondemon who lives in your walls totally did all that stuff you wrote or whatever
>>5321752492 people don't know what +3 in a stat does at the same time?!
>>532175023>you are le troon because you just areMen LARPing as women buck broke your feeble mind.
>>532175168you can just say you don't know the answer anon, it was an open discussion and you didn't have to reply
please stop arguing friends
>>532175089So what the fuck was the point of the question? Stupid fucking faggot
>what is 2+2?>donโt give me 4, give me a real answer>and donโt say 2+2 eitherfuck of back to r*ddit with this shit, tranny
>>532175446Anon. It adds +3 to a given stat. I don't know what part of this you don't understand.
Still haven't found grafted/marais sword but this was aight
>>532175556so you don't know what it does, got it
>>532175084Me on the far right. I am already 8 pints deep pre-gaming the beach.
>>532175653+3 to a stat innit?
Please tell me you aren't confusing derived stats for basic stats.
>someone got a grafted blade greatsword during a noklateo run
>which means everyone gets a grafted blade greatsword and the raider gets to dual-wield them
love it when this happens
>>532175557I've only got grafted right before the end of second day
>>532175084Duchess is packing
>>532173017realistically what is 3x dexterity/str+3 providing?
what did it mean by this?
anons WHAT DID IT MEAN?
>>532175552ah I'm glad you're coming around to my side
actually I was just wondering what it does in terms of practicality - stuff like raw damage, scaling, etc. since I'm on the elden ring general I thought that was a given and I didn't have to spell it out, but maybe you don't actually play since you don't seem to realize that there's actual scaling going on between the stat number and what number appears when you hit an enemy?
>1/3 both everdarks after 20 minutes
Time to run the randoms routlette
>>532175934So you're talking about derived stats like anon said.
>>532142403damaged controller
Can someone explain Libra to me?
Like, all of his attacks do Madness, but he's weak to Madness? Madness is fire damage, so is he actually weak to fire damage like Caligo, or is he literally only weak to the Madness status?
It's very weird and confusing.
>>532173017the post that mindbroke relic cheaters. I kneel
>>532175934>big seething blob of text from a retarded trannydidnโt read
>>532142403Fromslop took control of the boss
>>532163524Stop going through the courtrayd and agroing trolls on north and south ramparts, pepe
>>532176089Only boss that gets affected by the madness status effect
Stop fucking around at the troll castle. FOLLOW THE FUCKING STRATS instead of playing mindlessly
>>532176089Wants balance. Brings madness in order to achieve this. Mortals only succumb to madness and the goat can't into it so he goes mad too.
>>532176089He's the synthesis of the 2 and 3 fingers.
>>532176570It's really interesting to see many elements of ER get fully utilized in NR, the trolls end up being a fucking joke rather quickly in ER but here you'll get dunked on to death.
why are you all so obsessed with terr
What the fuck is up with the Bell Bearing Hunter? Like why is he so pumped up here? Itโs like the actual like boss god damn Elemer got so fed up of people calling him easy he hopped into nightreign with actual vengeance in him, like he is pissed of at you, like he wasnโt programmed for that the actual enemy from the game got sentience and hopped into the newest game to beat the shit out of you
I get why they wanted to execute this nigga and why they failed
>>532176674Fuck off, I want to have fun. We're going to win regardless.
>>532176865We're not obsessed with you, go to sleep.
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>>532176865It's not that we're obsessed with terr, it's that terr, being a tranny, is obsessed with letting everyone know he is one, and how annoying he is by shitposting his dogshit list
>>532176928the actual reason is they never gave him any stagger animations apart from a full stance-break, so he seems to have infinite poise (even against things like wylder ult)
>>532177107terr is a bit of a chud but he's not a troon-adjacent dude
>>532176865>>532177032>>532177107why are you samefagging while phoneposting?
>>532177107after the false flagging against slugma, does anyone even believe this shit anymore?
prove anything, faggot
>>532176089imagine two schizos who are both convinced they know THE esoteric truth of the universe, coming head to head and yelling their conflicting schizobabble at each other
that's libra in a nutshell. your madness is incompatible with his madness
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>>532177313I will always stand by the idea that you are a black neurodivergent trans queen, at least on the inside. Don't deny it, it's what every Dutch man wishes to be from the bottom of his heart.
>>532172957Do you actually know the /dsg/troon
>>532176928I watched one of those boss vs boss videos recently and this chad killed almost all of the nightlords with the exception of fulghor and heolrstor
>>532176425Wait if I go around the outside after basement they don't notice?
>>532176674People beat this shit level 1 no hit
You trying to stick to some redditor meta exposes you as a shitter
There has to be something more to Libra. He even has outside of the boss arena interactions like how he sells the Guardian a book, they will probably expand on him, out of all the bosses heโs the only one that says something
>>532174465Trvth
>>532175736Faggot
>>532177594Proof that heโs Dutch?
>>532177594how much insanity does one need to understand your reply?
>>532177754You only agro the 1 troll on outer north ramparts, after that you can move to kill troll 2 on inner north ramparts, the troll on south ramparts will get agrod but he can barely reach with his pots from that far
>>532177947I invaded him at Pontiff with DS3ConnectionInfo and it said he's from South Holland, Netherlands.
>>532178032Interesting I normally run through courtyard and teamsplit to deal with the two trolls.
>>532178183if you were around by then then you should also know that he wasn't one of the dsgtroons
>>532177754You also don't have to deal with the shitty terrain on courtyard's side
>>532177906augur and gnussy fuck around outside their lairs too
the real question is why the rest of them don't
gladius is canonically dead since he's the first boss and caligo is a NEET, but where's the adel and fulghor raids?
>>532175084Recluse gigantic milk bottles
>>532177032It's not fun playing with shitters who just hold forward and need to be carried lol
>>532178734Random events are half-baked, and the seeding doesn't help
When was the last time you saw the giant hands or ants waves spawn in?
>>532178734Adel makes sense, but I'm not sure how you could make an event with him and Fulghor doesn't strike me as bloodthirty or otherwise mischievious.
>>532178938>who just hold forwardIt's called playing the intended way, chuddie.
...So is Libra weak to fire damage then, or?
>>532177906I agree. He's created his own great rune and is clearly doing something combining the Golden Order and the Three Fingers' madness. The phase 3 thing looks like he's made himself a great rune too.
>>532179546So.... fire and holy?
>>532179468Cherish imouto
>>532179546>dragons in ER weak to pierce>for no reason at all they make the dragon boss resistant to it
>>532179546>literally nothing is weak to MagicThey fear Recluse's power. Her game.
>>532179740Yes.
>>532180057Her, Revenant and Duchees can deal magic damage by default so it makes sense why no boss is particularly weak to it.
Did they really think an extra 10 damage per swing on the Suncatcher would be so broken that they added the HP drain on that Executor relic
>>532180057From Shit is allergic to making magic damage actually good
This isn't unique to NR or even ER
I still can't really decide on a main, I love revvy, raider is cool, I like helping the team with ironeye, I like managing different spell combiantions with recluse, I only hate Wylder, Duchess, Guardian and Executor.
>it's another "Executor goes off on his own adventure without the team" episode
>>532180057The world belongs to recluse titties and we are just playing in it
2/3 all bosses password erg
>>532180405HP drain relic is designed to incentivize using suncatcher as a parry stick like the devs wanted.
>>532179656Itโs like heโs the only one that wasnโt there out of circumstance or need to survive, heโa there to do something greater
I know this is some high hopes Iโm having but maybe super Libra will lead to a different ending or something
I only play Recluse, Duchess, and Revenant btw
>>532180596>Itโs like heโs the only one that wasnโt there out of circumstance or need to survive, heโa there to do something greaterCaligo is doing the same. Augur too.
Just had a run with a Wylder who used a basic bow 90% of the game and never zipped or ulted once. He had a skin, too.
Randos really keep the game fresh.
>>532180614Shut it maggot
>be a small shitty anime website community with max 10 players
>half of people block each other because they do 102 damage instead of 100 due to the schizo CE hunt
>namefagging, steam post spamming
>NOOOO MOOOOODS WHY DO YOU BAN ME FOR DOXING @BANDAI @CIA @TRUMP SAVE ME
>dramafagging and avatarfagging in the general
>the other half are discord trannies
what a fucking sad general
>>532180897I'm not unblocking you faggot
>slow heal flask nullifies improved heal flask passives
>>532180723Caligo I really havenโt seen what sheโs doing and isnโt Augur just wondering around? Like heโs just there floating seeing whatโs up
>>532180431It really is funny how consistent it is. Like they really do hate that play style and actively punish you for it
>>532180897The discord sisters being ostracized is funny
>>532180969You are trans.
>>532180897I only have sneed and one other guy blocked for being annoying after a match
>>532180997Caligo is studying and Augur is floating aboot. Both are intentionally in the Night to see what it is.
>>532181053That's who is crying lol.
I genuinely wonder what sneeds queue times are like on erg
>>532181330Think he killed himself from all the bants.
>>532181191Since we only need to beat up 4 night lords I like to believe we let Augur and Caligo go canonically, like Caligo might have some evil intentions but Augur is just chilling, heโs there floating doing whatever
If you play for the rewards, you are playing with the wrong mindset. You are supposed to play because the fights are fun. To improve and show off your skills, and maybe, just maybe, if Miyazaki feels like it, one of these days you get that 1% additional damage increase
>>532181330Well he's no longer spamming the niggerg password change attempts so I think he gave up.
>>532181531His new thing is saying gg horse since he's a brony
>>532181531Yeah, yeah, we get it your falseflagging worked and you discorders managed to fool ergers into going back to the erg password after we collectively decided we didn't want to play with strangers.
I guess history is written by the victors is proven yet again and they can obfuscate the facts and rewrite history as much as they want
>>532179468Me on the left
there is nothing wrong with being a revenant main who is eepy and trans
>>532181641I figured that was an affirmation for his cult or something. Wasn't far off.
>>532181905But are you orz
Currently queuing 3dog, Libra, and Everdark Pest. erg 2/3 PC
>>532181531Why would sneedtroon push for niggerg when they all have him ignored, retard? He was the one kvetching about it
I'm gonna go eep now, gnight, I'll play with you all tomorrow
>>532157573>He doesn't play the game to just have fun playing a gameI don't like cheaters either but holy fucking LOL
Why is there so little Caligo and Gnoster porn nigga? Itโs all so unfairโฆ
>>532180897lmao this guy is banished to the world of public matchmaking. Stack some madness resistance, you'll need it.
>>532182294goodnight cutie
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>>532180897>half of people block each other because they do 102 damage instead of 100 due to the schizo CE huntdid tranimelover2004 make this post?
what do you mean โ102 damage instead of 100 due to the schizo CE huntโ?
that fag is on video with blatantly cheated relics, anyone with eyes whoโs played the game can see it, so itโs not โschizoโ
are you arguing that if you cheat but you only half ass cheating (โ102 damage increase of 100โ) that itโs suddenly okay? It isnโt. Either donโt cheat or only play solo or with friends. Clearly people care, or if they didnโt, you wouldnโt need to make this cope post justifying your shitty behavior
I have three people blocked, two cheaters, sneed and tranimelover2004, then that one absolute faggot โandy graves/woomyโ and thatโs it
>>532183038Actually I was about to change my opinion on cheating if he continued to whine and shitpost about 10-15 more times for getting mass blocked, but you've set my opinion back at least another 25 shitposts.
>>532180431>>532180057Sorceries are higher default DPS than incantations, functionally every single boss that's not resistant to magic is weak to it compared to other damage types
>>532183035>when the pajeet wylder main takes off the helmet
>>532183360I donโt care about your opinion though, Iโm here only to make fun of cheaters and get them blocked even if it means catching a โdoxโ ban.
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I play more than 1 character now
>>532183470PC horse 2/3 erg
>>532177032ok just going to throw my weapons on the ground and make sure to steal every piece of loot you guys drop because thats how I have """fun"""
>>532181191>That's who is crying lol.Holy shit you're right, I recognize that shitposting style.
>noklateo
>noklateo
>noklateo
>noklateo
It's FUCKING nok-LAW-teo, not nok-le-tay-oh. They fucking say it in wylder's remembrance quest you gibbering apes.
Is no one doing the horse? what the fuck is going on, ive literally been trying to que this fucker for an hour
>>532181905You mean creepy and trans (redundant)
gg Guardians, that run was kinda retarded. Thanks for the carry.
>>532184672Solved boss, easier than the base horse
>revtranny thinks she's slick for teleporting us to nightlord
>watch her get downed and try to fight fulgor for 10 mins while I hang in the corner
kwab
>22 rescues
>not one of them was on me
You doing alright
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>>532184789ggs, wish the other guardian stopped running off on his own but whatever
check out this holy duchess relic i got tho
Damn. We have t had a good ERP session in multiple threads now. You guys scared them all away. /erg/ has fallenโฆ
>>532180897>be a small shitty anime website community with max 10 players>half of people block each other because they do 102 damage instead of 100 due to the schizo CE huntuhhh, anon, I played with 18 different people from /erg/ just yesterday
do you block a lot of people?
>>532184939I'm trying to unlearn my obsession with Raider. It's more difficult than I thought. I just can't stop over-committing and dying.
>>532184037Messmer was too good for the DLC.
>>532185001what if we didnโt scare them away, but there was just one ERPer who unironically called themselves an โaspiring e-boyโ, everyone blocked then for cheating, and now theyโre here seething instead of ERPing with themselves?
>>532185502>nothingburger character>good
>>532185502>looks like a acrawny AIDS-wridden methhead ginger>paekenharbor's jaw practically falls open as she murmers 'hexs so fucking hot' after her first deathI hate women so much it's unreal
>Blocking causing this much asshurt
Working as intended, I blocked entire fightclubs during ds3 for interrupting my invasions, I did the same with retards on elon ring and also with any sort of griefer and also arena.
If this website wasn't anonymous you'd get insta blocked here too lol
>>532185502Why was Messmer such a bitch?
He's in charge of a massive region of the Lands Between, has an army under his command, a woman that adores him, cool pet snakes, etc.
Attacks the tarnished for no reason like a schizo.
Genuinely, what a fucking bitch
>>532180405ER simply wasn't complete without a health-draining katana, please understand
Come on Recluse why are you just hanging in the back, whats going on? Also sorry Rev, I just lost all my will to live.
GG pest control witch and wylder, i got 3 different OP fire AOE incants so it was basically a guaranteed win
Guys D just died.
And fia talked about godwyn and shit.
Like wtf just happened.
>>532185502>game glazes messmer from the start of the dlc>walk up ordinary staircase into an unassuming corner>enter fog gate>fucking giant throne room with THE messmer in it>"Hrmmm Tarnished eh althoughbeitfully the mimsy broves outgrathe hehe...">attacks you immediately>dies>"Oh my thimby toves...">that's itThe way these games build up characters only to kill them off at the first encounter is a joke. They even did it with fucking Miquella.
>>532186278i noticed the quality of erg players recently has nose dived
everyone either keeps dying or is not cooperative at all
So did fia just murder D or something?
>>532186695Man if only there was a way to communicate to sort that shit out...
>>532186715Yes, and then his other body killed himself after stabbing her corpse.
queuing pc erg all bosses minus horse/bug (incl everdark versions)
>>532184839make that 25
gg birdfag, shame you had to go through the lesson
>>532186927Thanks for the carry man.
>>532185236just equip rally+maris relic and everyone can unga
>>532151434I block so many randumbs lil bro that I think I'm safe if I queue up with /erg/. There's always a chance but so far all my blocks have nothing to do with password friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgvo68Z_6Ck
Day 1 nokfags in shambles.
>>532184839lmao, I teleported us to the nightlord to clear your cheated relics dickhead
Me and Bird won despite you sandbagging the whole fight, didn't even have to use the wending grace i was holding
>>532185502>>532185570>>532186065>>532186170>>532186561Which one of these posts is correct I need to know what to think
>>532186301>>532186497you guys absolutely melted the pest, ggs
is godfrey axe skill any good btw? i wasn't sure if i should spam charge heavy, or use the skill and then charge heavies
t. wylder
>>532187125>kept the retard in the match for 1h+>constantly revived by bird>cleared the boss for me while I was afkkwab
>>532184839post his steam so we can block
>>532187125name? perhaps a conveniently searchable steam account number?
>>532187218Constantly being twice, but hey I won and it only took 25mins
what if, hear me out here...
little girl
with THREE big swords
>>532187338this tranny
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ShiftyDuck/
>kwab
...kewel will always be (a woman)?
>>532186869Wait she killed him cause he was involved in godwyns demise?
And then just fucked off saying that the roundtable shouldnt fuck around with them?
The fuck?!
I thought there was a peace treaty.
>>532187125What does teleported to the nightlord mean?
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>>532187371Oh lol it was him
>>532187534After about 2 mins or so people in the spirit shelter can force open the door teleporting everyone into the fight, this also clears Marais and Grafted blade stacks
>>5321871239 runs in a row on a weekday
youtubers really living life on easy mode
>>532187445I think it was because he hunted the dead.
>>532187728honestly if you donโt have this fag blocked at this point youโre asking for it
>>532186170You broke into his castle and probably led your new hornsent friend there too
>>532187418Come on man, don't be like that. Shifty was the one that actually carried us through the boss.
>>532187864yeah I know, just generally not a fan of blocking people
>>532187831Good tech. I'll try to remember that one.
>>532187904Sneedtroon has been spamming other profiles lately as revenge for getting collectively shat on. The DOOR STUCK trick sent him over the edge.
sneedger xisters....we lost again...
>>532187831I know cheaters are braindead, but couldnโt they just hang out by the door to prevent that from happening? Only way around it is if the two players coordinate so one stays away from the door.
>>532187445It was in self-defense.
>running a minute behind random duo because I had to stay back and do some inventiry management
>they both go down in castle
>it's nbd, ring just closed on the first day and i'm literally running straight there
>they both plug
>>532188374Lol I actually didn't know that could be done. I went to the door and started the encounter because I thought the other guy was glitched or trapped outside of the spirit shelter.
>>532188374As long as one player stays away from the door, it has to be triggered manually which erases stacks. Anyone in on sneedger's faggotry can grief him with it.
>>532188771kill yourself mush you worthless e-dating tranny chasing faggot
>queue solo because sick
>don't want to fuck over teammates with sudden run to bathroom
>make it to Night3
>GOTTA GO
>disconnected from solo expedition due to inactivity
Today I learned the fix for this is as simple as leaving your controller upside down with the analog stick making you walk in a direction, or putting something heavy on your forward key if KB/M.
>>532187436Some groid speak from the early 2010s donโt worry about it
just had a run with another executor and we were fucking around parrying everything we could, was kino
>>532187436its the noise red chocobos make
>>532189228DEMETRIUS GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A SHIT
>>532189495Does RoB L2 always do the same damage regardless of distance, or does it do more damage and/or bleed buildup if you hit with the sword itself AND the extended blood part?
>>532189715i assume you get bonus damage since moonveil does, i just logged off so i can't test for sure though
>>532189715base game is the latter not sure about nightreign
GG Wylder and Rev.
That run was cursed but we still made it work.
>>532190025GG Duchess and Revenant. Sorry for crashing on Day 1, that honestly hasn't happened to me since week 1.
>>532190123No problem man. Glad you came back.
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was this guy cheating?
>>532188771>tranny discord duo stinks up the general againleave
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>>532186065You may not like it, but this is the ideal male form.
>>532190635no, I just rolled really good relics :)
>>532186170its especially funny to me because the tarnish could have just said that marika was trapped in the erdtree or something but he just went "nah" and killed his ass
>>532190816he killed Libra in like 30 seconds, it was a bit obscene
>>532191043sounds like an SSS lister alright
>>532190635yes newfag just block him
>>532191178how do I do that? saw the link on fextra, didn't play many matches
>>532187728sneedGAWD we KNEEL
I feel like Duchess doesn't have very many fun weapons she can use. If only she had better Dex or was weighted for more curved swords and straight swords. im tired of running blue swords and moonveil and the same 4 daggers
please queue for something other than bug/horse, i'm so bored of them
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1/3 pc all
revmain btw
>Recluse art suffer blood loss and increase damage
>+bow damage
>changes skill to seppuku
how goated is this relic?
>>532188771bap! see ya demihuman
>>532192268I queue for heloster and goat too
>>53219246510/10, or as we say around here, CE kino
>>532192508bap me with your fat tits next please
>>532187128use the skill and then spam charged heavies but also uncharged heavies because it's too slow sometimes
>>532192563should I run it on my Raider
>SEE YOU SPACE COWBOYโฆ
level 4 basement bell bearing hunterโฆ easy
GG
need a good audio book recommendation while I sort garbage mountain
>>532186561Ripping off another anon's post. Shameful.
cheating relics is so lame man
This game is impossible with randoms jfc
>>532193830I was referencing it
>>532193216immerse yourself in The Books instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiXpi5u5Vu8
And I still don't understand the giga bug fight. Sometimes they die isln ten seconds. Other times they win aftwr twn minutes
>>532194073scropion and moth start in phase 2
when they die, red moth appears
red moth infects scorpion and revives it
damage to scorpion damages red moth a little bit
killing scorpion will expose red moth for a little while
thats about it, it feels like the easiest everdark so far
gg wylder and guardian
got too cocky with the bloodboil aromatics, gotta stop using those when i get no damage negation passives
>>532194073People rush fire weapons but they forget to look for blunt or pierce also
>>532194067For something that came out in the early 2000s, it sounds like late 60s/early 70s pretentious boomer hippie jingle jangle.
I don't hate it, but...it really feels up its own ass. Neutral Milk Hotel, /mu/ top 10 kind of shit.
>/erg/ suddenly hates mush and yys
what happened?
Anyone have that animation of radahn fighting malenia where sheโs like biting his hair and heโs throwing her around like some kind of slapstick comedy?
>>532193216โฆ is that image real?
>>532195000Calm down fantano
>>532195235get off the pw
>>532195235All of the discord sisters get hate. Its always been like that.
>>532194067two people who like the books in one place is nuts
โI didnโt know thatโ is a fun song
>>532195235who hates them? my games with them are far more interesting than my games with anyone else
>vid related, loretta peek-a-boo
>>532195235Idk about Yys but the couple of times I played with Mush I had a good time.
>>532189228If only you could just say that you needed to go to the bathroom huh...
>>532195235>yystroon
>musherping faggot
>>532195235You're boring and I don't wanna be in your trooncord call
>>532195597What degrees did you cook this thing on?
the OP image was taken from reddit btw
>>532195235I like matching w/ them 8)
>>532196164Like everything else in this general
>Have 9 arcane
>My blood ashes of war deala 1K damage for some reason
How?!
I deal like 3 to 4 hundred with normal attacks and i have more str and dex but somehow the blood thing does more then twice the amount.
>>532196417Are you attacking enemies?
>>532196417welcome to elden ring
>>532196553Its the same with bosses and mobs.
And arcanse scaling is D
>>532196589Don't play with troons sorry.
>>532196695Are you attacking them though?
>Thread is so rotten that discord fags reign in here
Holy fuck what a shit place
>>532196878what's wrong sneed, cant find a match?
>>532196878the discord fags reign? at night? hmmm...
>>532195597increase bit rate
lower res
>>532197104I don't think we've played since I haven't done horse today. Wanna queue up with erg pass?
>>532197227You definitely haven't played with me bronybro.
>>532195235mush is epic and skilled and cool
t. his rellana duo
...so is /dsg/ really dead?
>>532197282>BronyY-Youre one of us to?!
>>532197383wait youre still around?
>>532195235the worst thing either of them done is just mush being weird and annoying to anyone playing female characters. they are harmless and yys is an eepy discord kitten
>>532197734but are they good
where have all the good psbros gone....
>>532197734stfu mush and stop glazing yystroon
>>532197829In general, no.
I cant sleep well knowing damn well someone bought elden ring thinking that nightreign was just a dlc for it.
i dont really care if you're bad as long as you don't have cheated relics or have a m*le pfp
>>532197907why would you play nightreign if you haven't played elden ring?
>>532197915what do you have against mules
>>532021031Samurai done. It was slightly faster since I knew the route better and didn't pick up useless items. I only upgraded the katana but I killed less enemies so I ended up with only a 1 level difference.
Unsurprisingly, samurai did better on fire giant and godskin duo but vagabond was better everywhere else. Square off's 40 stance damage vs unsheathe's 39.5 was often felt, and also with the bullgoat talisman vagabond can get over 51 poise so I could get away with tanking hits to get stuns even faster.
It was a fun little thing.
>>532197915what do you have against mole profile pictures?
>>532197865Playing nightreign.
>>532198045You do knowbthat classes dont matter since you can turn your character into everything right?
zorban give me that talisman now
>>532198289Yes but the point was to do starting gear only.
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GG Raider trio, truly the funniest weapon to do runs with
>>532198503You can just buy them
Man, every time I beat Fire Giant in ER I just start to loose all motivation.
The game afterwords (including the DLC) just ends up feeling like a chore.
it's honestly hilarious that people think yys is trans when she is an actual biological foid. just all this jealously and cope when mush got to her first and had her swooned before any other anon here. yes she has a sultry voice and ive been on discord voice chat with her and mush, fun times.
>>532198724Good luck bronybro!
in SOTE i feel a lot of the bosses punish you for having no range.
Whats some long range weapons that mitigate this or should i just go straight caster, if so what has the more interesting options incants or sorceries?
>>532197110kino..........
>>532198639you must be the kind of guy who doesn't read a stream title then spam chat saying you don't understand the run
>>532198828>wanting anything to do with an online womenSure id say you got a 10% chance to actually find one that isn't an attention whore like the other 90%, your better off trying to pick up a fucking chick at a bar then trying to get one online in 2025
>>532195000/mu/ used to be my main board actually...
>>532195597oh nice, i didn't expect anyone to recognise it since i was just giving anon a recc based on the words audio & book (and tbf the books can be listened to as background noise)
i would like to queue up to play some games with you but alas i have to be in the cagie so maybe next time anon with eclectic taste
>wanting anything to do with femons
lol
lmao
>>532199664Sexually, right?
>>532199020There's no weapon long enough to make it feel better, the movesets on them sucks. Better learn to lock off so your rolls don't put you too far away. Several bosses unironically feel better with a midroll too.
If you wanna go caster, incants are the way to go, use the appropriate element and you'll melt the bosses. Knight Lightning Spear alone can handle like half the DLC, discus of light and miquelle's layered rings handles another 40%. Stacking buffs makes you tankier and do crazy damage too.
>>532198127>>532197865I checked and it says 0/3
>Marika abandons his husbad once he geta depressed
>Hooks up with the next men
>Her nect husband hets beaten
>Immedialty wants to ride your dick
Is it me or is Marika a whore?!
>>532148226It's Ranni's boot
>>532198828Everything she does is trans coded.
>Reclusive
get your black hands OFF MY SEALS
>>532197383hey rellana roleplayer, did you know you're lowest C tier on the official erg/dsg girls built4bbc tierlist?
>>532199984I know sneedgerarian. PSNbros don't play with you or Mush.
>>532200097I'm not your boogyman. I have several recordings of doing erg runs with half a dozen different psn players from this thread.
>lightning grossmesser made epic via volcano
>scavenger's sword
>duchess
Jump L1 spam never felt so good. DDK didn't stand a chance
gg two ironeyes
we kinda just ran around melting bosses, even from the onset with the level 5 tree sentinel and level 7-ish magma wyrm on castle roof
Was Revenant a pre order bonus or something? I dont know how people who obviously only just started playing have her otherwise
>>532200384don't reply to the schizo
>>532200384No one said you were.
>>532200457you can get her like 40 minutes into the game
>>532200457no and what are you confused on how to get her? you play a game or two buy an item off the vendor then fight her I think it was? someone correct me if im wrong its been awhile
>>532200457They probably hit up the jar bazaar like a normal person. Buy the 1 unique item there for free essentially and she shows up.
You not exploring the game is on you.
>>532196878Welcome to /erg/ for the past month or so
>>532197489Go away
>>532197992Ask all the people who did exactly that
>>532200046if i see a black blade seal im taking it bitch
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unga bunga
>>532198828None of that is true and you know it
>>532198315Gg, I don't read the thread in the middle of a run lmao
wasted line but useful ironeye skill + initial is huge
>>532201516I did just ask, their answer was recluse boobs
>>532201795all good, I'm surprised the gesturing and hitting you actually worked
>>532202015Well the hitting got my attention and had me thinking "What did I do to set him off" then it clicked.
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>>532198828Shut the fuck up mush, and stop coping about lusting over a troon.
>>532202124that's def usable tho, two lines are great and one of those is a class specific line you need
Wow that was annoying. A bunch of routing egos were in that game. At least we killed Fulghor and I wont have to play with you again.
Tell me when mush and yys stop queuing or if anyone wants to use niggerg
>>532194067love this band, love that lemon of pink, vibes eternal
>>532202482post his steam so we can block
>>532202768i'll do some niggerg games
>>532202482namedrop please
>>532202894>>532202942No thanks, dramafrogs.
>>532203009don't be a cock tease tell me what happened princess
>>532202768playing with them is too easy
>>532202482this isnโt shifty is it? I thought that game went smoothly
>>532203009>omg this thing happened >no I wont show you Why are you a faggot?
>>532203146No, but I was in that game.
Remember guys, please DO NOT FART around the Revenant. She is very smol and her head sits right around ass level so you don't want her accidentally sucking one of those things down in the heat of combat.
>>532203009>frogsHello, reddit
Alternating R1/L1 with 3x Improved Initial bonuses gives around ~27% more damage than plain R1 spam (assuming both bows are equally good), but still falls short of what you get from just investing in general Bow buffs.
For comparison, R1 spam alone does ~10-15% more DPS than alternating without any bonuses, and Improved Initial does nothing for heavy attacks. If you spent those same 3 relic slots on Bow Damage, 3+ Bows in Inventory, and Evergaol Damage, you'd be looking at ~35% bonus that applies to everything - including heavies.
>>532203186It may shock you to know that the universe does not revolve around you, and I wasn't talking to you.
>>532203313>pepe is redditCringe.
>>532203275>>532203146did any of you play raider
>>532203275spill the beans princess
>>532203435>playing with the discord sistersNo thanks.
>>532203412>It may shock you to know that the universe does not revolve around you, and I wasn't talking to you.Yes it does, and yes you were. Spill the beans you sub human homo erectus.
>>532203285My farts are all greasy as shit right now due to medication Iโm taking. I hope she pays attention to her positioningโฆ
>>532203412>pepeReplacing fag with frog is reddit, fag.
>>532203285Fat Revenants sitting on boys heads and farting
shifty wanted to kill the east crater demihuman queen and get a church and a rise, I wanted to kill the west demihuman queen and the red dog
not sure if this is what thatโs about, but we split up and got everything done so it didnโt seem like a big deal
>>532203449I was a guardian, we had an iron eye, shifty was a rev that was pinging other routes that seemed weird
>>532203009at least tell us what happened fag
why am I suddenly stuck on 1/3
>>532203497>still trying this falseflagGive it up, niggerlover. It makes zero sense and no one is buying it.
Should I be shitposting in the thread even if we won?
Some recluse lead us down noklateo (because they were the first person there, i guess) and their routing was pretty awkward. ended up missing a couple things for no reason and they kept leading us back and forth
>>532203868you don't get better at leading without trying it
I'd say 90% of the time people are doing weird routing but they probably realize their mistakes along the way
>>532203868They were lost. Why didn't you lead them right?
>>532203459>>532203514How about you two put the beans away
>>532203552You need to wipe your ass
>>532203608That's not at all what I said
I will once again humbly request that you DO NOT FART directly into the Revenant's mouth. She's out here trying her best.
>>532184037Anyone know where I can get one of these? My fat would look badass with one
sorry horsebros
shamefur dispray on my part
>>532203960idk, i didnt know what the fuck they were doing. they went down the middle instead of the scaffolding or sewers and I don't know the optimal pathing from there
>>532203776Dilating already sister? Get back to your discord already. There's a reason no one plays on the other password anymore.
>>532204061when he does waterfowl dance you're supposed to run straight passed him and then keep running until he does the final attack and then roll towards him if he's close enough to hit you
>>532204095>scaffolding or sewersboth of those are wrongโฆ
>>532204020>put the beans awayThat does not even follow the idiom. You are a retard.
>>532204201nope. scaffolding is the best and most efficient way to clear out the whole place, by far
>>532204146Yes anon already mentioned your melty
>>532181798Anyway I don't wanna play with trooncorders currently on erg so niggerg up.
>>532204273scaffolding...?
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>>532202326>>532202124>>532201865this game really wants me to play faggoteye
>>532204061its fine i thought it was funny watching executor taking out his katana about to parry the nuke into him getting blown up. I probably would have fucked up too lmao. i didnt see him shoot his arrow at me after rain of arrows was blocking my vision.
>>532203662i was going to
>>532204061>>532204171gg, sorry I got mogged, literally hit by everything and no lightning drops Q_Q
>>532204247You are the idiom here sir.
>beans, beans, are good for your heart but the more you eat the more you fart.And we do not want anyone accidentally farting into the face of the Revenant. So put the beans away.
>>532204273tell us the order in which you kill things, Iโm curious
>go right>blight knight 1>assassin 1>revenant>spirit stream to chest>blight knight 2>astel>assassin 2>weapon duper>headless troll>blight knight 3 or nox depending on time
>>532204171yeah I know, I thought I was far enough from him that I wouldn't be able to make it in time
>>532204478haha if only someone had a dragonscale katana in their pocket they didn't forget about hehe...
>>532204527>blight knight 1>assassin 1>spirit stream to chest>revenant>blight knight 2>astel>dragonkin>headless troll>assassin 2>weapon duper>blight knight 3>agheel
>>532200457>complete the only expedition the game lets you>unlock duchess>buy the one unique item in the bazaar>talk to obvious ghost girl>fight ghost girlthat's it
Also she can canonically summon all 3 AND has a triple rings of light seal shoved inside her ass but refuses to start a trial with it???
>>532204746yeah this is the correct way to do it assuming time is good, with loretta being before everything/day 1
someone should probably snipe the miniastels as well
>>532203623Orlistat
>>532204020But I am wipingโฆ I will give her a heads up just in caseโฆ
>>532204507How old are you?
>>532205152Groomer detected
>>532202482>routing egosWhat does this tranny term even mean?
GG Revenant and Recluse. Mohgwyn's Spear melted the bugs.
>>532204527knight, rev, ass, chest, knight, 'stel, ass, dupe, troll, kin
>>532172595>sacrifice his life for a riposte>instead of finishing him off i will do this edgelord reddit gesture
cheated relics are fine as long as the relics are theoretically rollable, as in someone could rng their way into having it if they played long enough.