/mhg/ squad ID: RL9XQ7VM

>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
TU2 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAf4Z4rCpK4
TU2 info: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.020.00.00.html
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>MH Rise
Sunbreak TU info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/
Hunter connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570y
Armor set search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=en
Monster weakness database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/
DLC unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT

>MH World
Iceborne info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/
World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653
General info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7

>Older game emulation and multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread: >>532039964

Ayo why is milds be having less than half the players of nightreign

Wilds content is like the one piece. Nobody knows if it's real or not. It could just be a myth

Rey dau nigga id like to formally apologize. I was having fun shitposting the guy with picrel but in the process people thought I was you. I know character creation in wilds is fun but when you post yourself here too often you make yourself a target. Just relax and play , at the end of the day it's just a Chinese safari simulator.

>t anon

>>532144105
nigga that milds joint trash! on the dead locs you gotta play mh now

>>532144186
Milds is the wano of monster hunter

I love huntresses

4 range niggas is fun ;)

Hey yo I'm trans!
You know it!
I play wilds to show it!
UwU

>>532145559
Discord???

Wilds Lost.

>>532145559
Proof!?

>>532145559
this is my huntress by the way!
or as i like to call it my transtress!
don't be shy when you see me!
just hit me up and flirt!
uWWWWu

This entire thread is one guy including my post
/mhg/ is done I'll see you all for tu3

Seregios saved wilds for me
I dont even remember liking it in rise

>tfw just unlocked the Hunting Road shop in Frontier and did a few runs
Bros is this really what endgame is for Frontier...? It's cool the first couple of runs but I'm already fucking bored out of my mind of it. It's better than Rampages at least but holy fuck

This general tricked me into buying a fortnite fromtranny game and it was horrible

should i play wilds or install this and start sunbreak

gammoth sucks

>>532146803
Real talk - would you guys want Hunting Road for mainline?

play patapon

/mhg/ is filled with zesty niggas

any event quests you guys consider "must grab" or are fun?
idgaf about "more food ingredients" or other dumb shit Events.

>>532147093
Play Darktide with me bro

>>532147140
Sunbreak has infinitely more content than Wilds right now.

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THIS GAME LOOKS SO FRICKING GOOD!!!

Is Foray still a meme

>>532147140
>hey guys what game should I play
>>532147629
>hey guys which quests should I do and what rewards should I want?
Can you fucking retards form a single independent thought? By mainline 7 we'll have retards posting screenshots of themselves asking chatgpt and grok for loadout advice for fucks sake

>>532147949
in wilds?

it was never good

>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No challenge
>No MH language
Is this the worst game of all time?

>>532147981
eat shit asshole not all quests are made equal
Emergency Apexes? now those were worth coming back for

>this g-rank game has infinitely more content than this base game right now
no shit einstein. did you have to take a course in theoretical physics to learn that?

>>532147629
I pulled up the event log to see what I could remember. Event gear is kinda ass. The only one I could recommend is "A Silent Flash" for the AT Rey Dau equipment. Otherwise, unless you like fashion, none of the other events gear are good for stats or skills.

Fight wise, I got nothing either. They were all your basic monster fights with nothing to set them apart from any other hunt. I like Wilds, but the events are only decent for looks and FOMO. Hope it helps.

>532148229
uh oh wildie meltie

bing bing

>>532148118
so you know which kind of quests you like and you still ask people what you should do?

Who do you think is harder? Xenojiva or Zoh Shia?

>>532147629
all past event quests will be available during flamefefe starting tomorrow night(ish)

adding on to >>532148251 the only quests that have new/different mechanics are Arch Tempered which will become permanently available starting with the flamefefe

>>532144186
worlds fans are like one piece fans

Wait, so Wilds doesn't even have a HR final boss???

>>532149015
The goat???

>>532149015
The fuck is Worlds?

>>532149340
It's the Arkveld that became a real boy

Wait, so Rise doesn't even have a HR final boss???

>>532149340
It's Zoh Shia

feel like the quality of the thread went up for a few day only to plummet in a different way

>>532149456
not helping your case chud.

>>532149636
Zoh Shia is the final boss of LR if you didn't know, little bro

>>532147093
I don't get it either, that game has bosses that die in 30 seconds and its not an issue

>>532148829
yes

>>532149340
ACK!veld

>>532149641
someone called my post ai responses because it was lines long in response to someone else and then another post of mine was called a google post because I asked a question for discussion so Im not effort posting anymore, this general will be a dumping ground for shitposts when I get bored

>>532149468
Did MH1-4 also not have a HR final boss?

>>532148118
>same monster but now it oneshots you
These are not hard, not even annoying and definetly not worth coming back for.

>>532149863
>fags are shitting it up so i will too
brown behaviour

it's hard

>>532150036
>latam response

>>532150201
ooooh i bet it's biiiiig too like this big

>>532150036
sounds like projection

Does wilds not have fortify? I need to justify carting

>>532148829
what do you expect from attention whores, everything he wrote was white noise, he just wanted to post an image of his tranny persona

>Fighting Zoh Shia
>LBG user somehow manages to cart four fucking times and we fail
BITCH HOW

>>532151074
no it doesn't but to be fair wilds doesn't have a lot of things like content and engaging gameplay

>>532149924
they're fun
get filtered
EXs were cool and you just suck

any tips for strongarm stance? ever since i got it my hunts has been longer and i carted more

>>532151162
Zoh is actually more threatening if you're not glued to his toes.

>>532143587 (OP)
NOWGODS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I should make two of each weapon, so I don't have to swap them if I switch them accidentally.

>>532151907
this is optimal for gunlance and hbg

>>532151682
Yeah stop using it if you can't make use of it
Actual answer: don't try to counter the first attack you see because it's almost never just one

>>532152341
man shut yo bitch ass up nigga shiiiiiet just pound dat monster fool

>>532151907
GENIUS why didnt i think of this

>>532143587 (OP)
>mhw CB aed feels weak as fuck
>check for mh4u MVs
>its only 9raw vs 10raw
what, how come it was good to use it in 4u/cb? monsters HP was lower ?

>>532152028
having 4 boomy booms on my gunlance is nice but nothing in wilds demands it from me so i dont give a shit

are the lance buffs coming with AT uth duna?

Dualblades buff when

>>532151682
Take the surge slash + frostcraft combo pill instead. Strongarm is a frustration simulator most of the time. Especially in multiplayer.

>>532153316
DBs in wilds are so much fun, i wish we had more monsters to fight

>>532153686
back to the mizu mines, vinny boy

>>532147140
Anything is better than trashbreak
Play wilds, its bad but not as bad as mice
Play mice if you're mentally deranged and love to hurt yourself
Best option would is to replay peakborne

>>532152341
>>532153450
lol fine

>scheisseborne
no ty

>>532153825
nyoooooo....

Gu lobby status?

>>532154487
one beer away from joining one

>play solo
>exhilirating and alert
>play with other people
>boring and sleepy

i miss just joining random sos hunts in world and playing

>>532154929
there's literally nothing stopping you from doing that right NOW

Anybody else get a funny feeling when putting female armor on your male hunter?

did someone just say, Monster Hunter NOW?

>>532154929
weekend randoms make me want to gouge my eyes out with how stupid they are

>>532155296
no.
anyway go back to >>>/vmg/

>>532155296
dunno, but i think i heard someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

>>532155404
[Dirge] up your butt

kek i love wilds steam forum

>>532155514
[Shadowstep]'s off a balcony

what should I go for in a comfy db set
>evade window
>focus
>protective polish
>marathon runner
what else?

>1/50
Dont make me play rise pls

>>532156218
>I wont play the game because then I'd have to play solo
do people like this really exist...? yeah multiplayer can be fun but surely you can just hunt on your own every now and then. what the hell?

>>532156218
im wageing

i want wilds to be over already so i can play a good monster hunter with rise 2

What events are running right now that give gear?

>>532156447
stop kinkshaming our /mhg/ pillow princesses

>>532156218
Anon, just join and do SOSs until other /mhg/ people show up. We don't really communicate with each other anyway, so there's no difference between us and some random mooks in SOS

>>532156218
I imagine most people are waiting for the tuna festival tomorrow

>>532156759
Nu udra for a chestpiece

>>532156759
only pinion necklace right now but all previous event quests will be available tomorrow night(ish)

>>532156921
what does it look like

>>532157214
It's a necklace

fuck i forgot to capitalize NOW

>>532156909
Is rey back tomorrow too?

Is world ig good and fun? I think i wanna try IG for the 1st time

>>532156690
Capcom recently said that they will not make any portable games since they're are waste of resource and dev time and instead focus solely on mainline titles from now

now?

>>532157568
Yeah

>>532157793
NOW!

>>532157881
>earn special rewards
are they bringing back the pendant alongside the event quest?

>>532156184
Focus isn't really needed, you won't notice it there honestly. That being said, Constitution and Stamina Surge are both a great help. While Stamina Surge doesn't help during demon mode proper, during the demon mode combo you'll constantly swap between modes and during this stamina regen turns back on.

yeah nothing beats smacking the shit out of monster with hunting horn

how many 4u lobbies on pretendo? late euro/burger hours if possible

>>532159315
I'm seeing 3 in val habar and 2 at the elder hall

>>532160178
fuarrrk... i don't know if it's worth buying a used 3ds just to dump credentials and join

So I like smacking barrel bombs to trigger Counterstrike at the start of fights in Wilds, it's funny and gets it online without taking meaningful damage and does some damage to the monster too. This got me curious however as someone new to the series. The ability Convert Element doesn't trigger on barrel bombs so presumably they don't deal elemental damage, are there any items that WOULD deal elemental damage to my hunter to trigger that too?

>>532159315
3ds co-op is dead both on emulator and shitendo
Pretendo is such a dogshit service, do not buy a overexpensive 3ds

>>532160857
shut the fuck up retarded monkey I'll make my own decisions

Monster Hunter classic collection for switch 2 any day now.

>>532158224
they're talking about the tickets required for the armor

>>532161074
I'd be happy if they could simply update rice and gu to work on 60fps.

>>532160857
damn that other guy just told you to shut the fuck up...I mean he just told you to sit down little boy like he was your dad...he just made you his son... personally I wouldn't let that slide

>>532157723
Capcom did not say that.

hope this trend of each tu introducing the most fun fight in the game continues

>>532161821
AT Rey Dau is still the most fun quest

In another alternate reality maybe.

>>532162634
In every single other reality you aren't a faggot. Unfortunately, we're in the current reality.

It's ok to have wrong opinions. It's not ok to sperg out about them.

>>532162584
I'm fond of Lagia myself.

>rey dau fans be like yoooo best fight in the series

>>532162584
I wish the 8 star tempered was half as fun as him, higher tier mons deserve things that set them apart besides higher numbers

>>532163178
Not in the series, just for milds

doj really spent his time drawing that shit

who the fuck is doj

he can't share that on reddit

>>532163313
?

>>532163801
NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS

I have switched to longsword. I can feel the power flowing through me. I am miyamoto musashi, dark ronin of the forests. I have a dark past that I will not share. I hunt to fulfill a debt, and a destiny. The destiny to become the strongest swordsman in the land. The land of darkness. Imprisoning me. All that I see is absolute horror.

>>532164520
become the blade

>>532164919
MAAAAAAAAADE
FOOOOOOOOOR
BLAAAAAAAAAAACK
COOOOOOOOOOOCK

>>532164919
this is disgusting bruh stop being a brown manlet

>>532163572
Department of Justice. He's the one responsible for upholding justice for all /mhg/ users.

>>532144105
does nightreign let you do this?

>>532163572
Pretty irredeemable piece of shit who is not only twisting the minds of the vulnerable, but was driven from /v/ for being abusive towards women. I won't stop until he's driven from /mhg/ like the rat he is. And you know the best part? It's happened once before, Doj the little coward running away from his problems, so it can and WILL happen again.

>>532164520
Wrong, you're Miyamoto Musashi #1,179,870. Everything else is correct.

>>532163572
rika's bitch boy slave fron the world lobbies

>>532163572
It's the european pedophile from /lolg/ who spends all day shitting up the threads and shilling mhnow. He can't maintain a job and lives on permadisability. He also keeps trying to hit up minors on /r9k/

no one:
Not a single soul:
Not even broski on twitter:
Not even doj pretending to be a new player to shit on rise:
Not even kiana jerking off to genshin feet:
Not even ono on stage after capcom cup:
Not even cxt stalking poyo's twitter:
Not even kroni asking someone to suck his dick:
Not even sethanie squishing ryu with a newspaper:
Not even the discord FFXIV trannies who use the guilty gear general to search for erotic roleplay:
Not even frenchie slitting his wrists:
Not even chris arizpe while balls deep in morrigan:
Not even tabby talking about himself:
Not even maelis while his discord buttbuddies violate all his holes:
Not even james chen while talking about infiltration:
Not even razzo preaching about trans rights in a persona cosplay after winning CEO:
Not even a gokubro falseflagging as a bejitabro:
Not even yipes while shouting random spanish words:
Not even emezie in the comments of a capcom tweet:
Not even baron while commentating an unist tournament:
Not even silly in the eu jive lobby:
Not even brick after his 9yo cousin left her panties at his place:
Not even ghodere after gllty took a photo of him posting on 4chan:
doj: uh oh mice melty!

better than being ubel's fucklad.

>>532164520
Musashi was a crazy homeless man who went around murdering people in whatever shitty battle or "duel" he could find

>>532164520

>namedrop doj
>thread goes to shit
clockwork

>>532165956
That sounds based as fuck

Between the trinity of shitposters who is the most powerful?
Lizardus, Ryukishi or Doj?

someone please explain how the name ubel became associated with dwdante/whitelinkx/the behemoth cope

/mhg/ Starfleet Command Roster

Civilians & Non-Comms: Console players and Tourists
Malfunctioning Holodeck Program: Mush
Starfleet Officers (Active Duty): PC players
Chief of Security (Starfleet HQ): Vull
Bridge Officers (Tactical Division): Lite Tell and Rae (assistant)
Morale Officers (Lower Decks): Masterlinkx, Whitelinkx, and Aira
Replicator Malfunction (Recurring Issue): alcoholism
Xeno-Stables Chief (Beast Handling): Wrath of the Furious
Helm Officer, Deep Space Wing: Kuds
Quartermaster of Resources: Albert
Senior Science Officer: Vincent
Chief Chaplain of the Celestial Doctrine: Bloodlust Mira
Medical Nuns (Bioethics Division): Talula and Lily
Operations Chiefs (Logistics): Monica, Lady Maria
Federation Ambassadors (Cultural Exchange): Seph and Saeko
Hazard Team Specialists: noicie and Wipebeef
Federation Consul (Alpha Quadrant): Melissa
Fleet Admiral of Starfleet Command: Anthony
First Officer of the Flagship: That guy who's never kicked out of the squad
Section 31 Handler: DOJ

>>532166106
Doj is an ancient mhg shitposter, like Nephlol and Lizardus.
He peaked around the 4U period and vanished for a while, resurfacing recently.

Famous for carting to an altaroth and trying to photoshop someone else's name over his when posting and complaining about it.

Was also caught with hard evidence against him during his last shitposting campaign (where he shat on rise while pretending to be a new player) and has been melting down ever since

>mhfu battle and special training school
Its funny seeing the autism of the arena quests iin their earlier stages. The special is kind of cool but also annoying trying to find out which gathering nodes give you the cool/hot drinks and potions

>>532166024
I find it funny that he's so starved for attention that he'll spam copypasta about himself on cooldown thinking it'll trick newfags

>>532166204
This is just sad and pathetic

>>532165956
>this is somehow a mark against him
????
>>532166140
add the og rabbit poster to bridge officers

>>532166204
Doj never played 4U, his first game was World.

YOOOOOOOO IS DAT KHEZO? MAAAAN DAYUUUUM I LUV DAT WIGGA DAT MON BE MY SPIRIT PHALLUS YEA BOOOOOI WE EATIN GUD TOH NYTE WOOT WOOT KHEZO IN DA HAAAAAAUS

Imagine hating khezu

I like doj because his mere existance triggers the latam trannies

>>532165996
The Huntsman replaced the Caravaneer as my MH crush by a long shot. It's such a shame the follower system got fleshed out just one portable entry later, I would've loved to bring him along in all of my hunts.

What weapon will make me feel like this?

Hey doj, hows that testicular torsion treating you?

>>532166774
I find it funny that they're so starved for having a grooming safespace that they'll spam falseflags about him on cooldown thinking it'll trick newfags

>>532165956
this post convinced me to take up the blade.

Using my own post as shitpost falseflag fuel feels really wrong

YAY LE EPIC NEW PASTA MMMM TIME TO SLAP THAT IN THE SERVER DOJ!

>>532166204
>Famous for carting to an altaroth and trying to photoshop someone else's name over his when posting and complaining about it.
Man, dying to a shitty small monster is the peak of comedy though. I remember once during an anomaly diablos hunt, I was left with 1hp and a Delex fucking sniped me out of my wirefall, it was hilarious

>>532166817
it would be awesome if he had all the old animations, like instantly consuming potions and flexing instead of drinking them. actually throwing paintballs and flashes, no slinger.

can you imagine being one of the trannies that lives in /mhg/? you've been here for close to a decade and calls it your home and yet every single day a man called doj bangs on your door shouting translurs

>>532165896
cant remember if i made this pasta or not i should take my meds

What weapon will make me feel like heracles?

>I'm still having fun playing Wilds
>and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>532167397
my dick in your mouth

What's better for Artian Gunlance, Element or Sharpness?

>>532151770
there's still no excuse for quad carting on LBG, have the decency to leave the quest after 3 assuming insurance was eaten

Alright guys we got it all out of our system?

>>532166774
im latam tranny

Nice thread huntards

>>532167279
Oh I can only dream, that'd be so cool

>>532167326
it's a common thing in this general that if you post anything remotely funny, true or with at least some minimal effort some faggot will intentionally spam it until no one thinks it's funny or good or true anymore.
big reason why this general is on another octave of being shit.

>>532168016
roman engineering and digging through mountains is fucking insane and it's not getting enough attention

>>532168000

>>532168000
That is one Hot dog

>>532160780
just so you know you didn't get responded to because being a speedtranny under the guise of
>it's funny lol xd
is lame

What makes a good hunt?

>>532167397
none

>>532168594
Being in a game from a gen that is a prime number

>>532168191
they would carve the start of the tunnel in an S shape to filter the light so there's a straight ray of light guiding the excavation
cool stuff

>>532168720
you're underselling it
they used pendulum to measure the level of the tunnel and tried to go for 5cm downslope over a kilometer or something like that

in fact there's a lot of engineers from the roman era and medieval era that worked with tools and didn't know how to read or count but used basic logics like how to build an arch for a church by using thirds as measurement with rope to get the length of pillars for said arches to be a correct length

Who won the /mhg/ leaderboard?

>>532169331
lizardus

>>532168395
>speedtranny
Take your meds. I don't even do speedrun shit. I just like to have control over my own buffs.

>>532169038
well there's a whole lot of clever yet simple techniques you can get from romans, and a whole lot of other people for that matter
i mean they still stuck amphoraes in sand inside ships to transport goods, which was extremely inefficient, and that until they invaded gauls and started importing their barrels (yes gauls invented barrels)

>1/50

>>532169656
if anything their biggest strength was taking the best thing of any cultures they conquered or came into contact to better their society and there's something really interesting about that

now

>>532169818
yep right on
but recognizing the right thing from the wrong thing can be tricky

/mhg/ Meaningful History General

>>532167591
4xAtk+1xEle and 4xAtk+1xSharp are both only about 1% lower than 5xAtk

with 1xSharp you use a different deco is all

out of your screenshot, Weapon 14 is the best

>>532170232
mhg is at its best when we're not even discussing monhun but instead rich people food, history, poetic meter, or any other random shit

>>532170043
socrates got it right 2400yrs ago

>>532170418
Yeah I tried to fish for at least a 4ATK but I didn't have enough money so I figured I'll make the next best thing and grind my way back up.

>>532170426
well in a way these cultural aspects take part in the art direction of monhun cities and villages
which went severely downhill after third gen

>>532170426
>tfw fast food is rich people food now
McDonalds and Rally's bros where we at??

>>532170578
oh shit i misread your chart

use a calculator i guess

im only good at regurgitating >builds from /reddit/

>>532168657
Is "W" a prime number?

>>532170789
The prices are so fucking retarded now. Taco Bell is the only place you can still get a decent amount of food without having to pay like $10+. Chicken places are the worst about it.

>>532170789
kek I was just showing somebody the other day that pic of trump in the whitehouse showing off his huge table covered in big macs and other slop

>>532170997
Some fast food places have really gone downhill. KFC is dogshit now

>>532170997
If you think $10 is a lot for a meal you have bigger problems than fast food being "expensive". You can get 20 fucking nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's for 11 bucks. That's a huge amount of food at a great price.

>>532171304
>have really gone downhill
this but everything on this planet

>>532143587 (OP)
>mhrice update
so what did these kikes change now, more milds ads like they did on world?
hopefully doesn't break any mods

>>532171380
>11 bucks for 900 kcalories
>a good deal

>>532171537
Dude 11 bucks isn't shit. I wipe my ass with 11 bucks. Get a real job.

>>532171380
>haven't been on this general since Wilds' release
>>this is the first post I see
I hate all of you so much

>>532171380
It's a lot for a meal from a fast food place when nearby mom and pop restaurants have higher quality meals at comparable prices.

>>532171421
fair point
the only exception i can think of would be emulation and availability of medias, but even that last part might not be too true compared to a few years back

>>532171631
You're paying 11 bucks for shit tier food. You're the one that needs a reality check up.

>>532171682
>nearby mom and pop restaurants have higher quality meals at comparable prices.
HORSE SHIT. When is the last time you went to a "mom and pop restaurant"? 1990? Every time I go to a local diner or any sort of small restaurant in any town or city the prices are always outrageous. Like $20 for one entree plus fucking tip.

>be retard with failed upbringing
>act like it is normal to consume processed garbage because you fell for advertising
So this is why you guys play Wilds.

>>532171380
>11.98

>>532171694
availability went up, quality tho...

>>532171981
>spicy buffalo
>not BBQ
Cringe

>>532171818
People who complain about tipping but still tip are like people who complain about wilds but still bought it

>>532172138
Some restaurants will straight ban you for not tipping dawg, especially small ones.

>>532172214
I've never heard of that and logically it's retarded to turn away customers but maybe in certain cities.

how can you eat 20 mc nuggets nigga

>>532171981
meanwhile you can get meat + vegs that rounds up to 2000+ kcals of non-shit food for ten bucks

>>532171380
$11 worth of expensive rice is enough calories to go for 2 weeks
your $11 burger with half a day worth of calories in sneed oils and chemicals isnt a great price at all
no im not saying $11 is a lot, i am saying that it's not a good price at all for poisonous slop

>>532172460
Wash it down with a baja blast

>>532172563
>sneed oils
there's no enough noise about this poison

>>532172214
Prove it

>>532171982
the amount of options yeah, but that obscure pre war western film might be harder to find now

>>532171380
$11 is what I paid for a 8 piece sashimi set a few hours ago. Less calories but insanely more valuable as real food than mcdonalds nuggets and fries

>>532171818
There's one in my hometown and you can get a full course meal for less than €15

>>532153316
nah wilds db feel like shit, you're constantly forced to upkeep blue buff + stamina + gauge now

need one of these but for Capcom

>>532172986
only place that sells full course for 15 euros (warm meal + shitty desert) are bumfuck nowhere town meant as trucker stops
can't even choose the dish and lets be honest, its pretty mediocre

What's the fast food equivalent in the monhun world? Rations? Maybe stuff like spicy mushrooms in the old games though I guess stuff like dango is fast food?

>>532156184
berserk strife
heaven sent

>>532173291
something that buffs you for 30s then gives you a 5 min debuff

>>532173291

>>532173271
Nah it does have a few options, though not as many as a real restaurant. There's another place nearby that focuses on meat, too.

>>532173291
Eat da bug

>>532170789
mate maccas are fucking 20 bucks for a meal what the fuck

>>532173561
Longest 35 second webm i've ever seen

>>532172460
nuggets are tiny now

>>532173837
What the hell is that

>>532173561
These are their mains

Condom guy: Hammer
Spitting woman: Hunting Horn
Rat dude: Dual Blades
Hand water pour guy: Gunlance
Pot guy: Switchaxe
Orange finger guy: Insect Glaive
Feet guy: SnS
Hand kettle guy: Charge Blade

>>532174492
Wiggly Litchi? The random bugs that you can grab from logs for a stamina boost?

>>532174602
what the fuck is this anon talking about

>>532175180
He played the games unlike you.

>>532175180
He's talking about mh world, in a mhg thread. The fucking idiot

>>532175274
oh is that some milds shit? I wouldn't know I skipped that

>>532175180
You asked about fast food, so I showed a picture of a bug you grab on the go for food in World and Wilds? Unless you're trolling, then you got me.

>>532175413
>>532175515
oh it's morld shit? skipped that too

>>532172460
>20 miknuggies

>>532175416
>>532175579
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>nigga skipped the entire franchise

>>532176018
Why would I want to play bad games?

>>532176018
Tri is the only good monhun game I don't need anything else

>>532175649

>>532176138
You know I never understood the appeal of nuggets. Taste bland and you have to douse it with shit before it becomes palatable and it makes my butt hurts when I crap it out.

NO THANK YOU.

>>532176107
shhhhhh morlos get angry when you say that

oh no im a morlo and i am soooo mad and angry argggghhh i hate tri i hate life itself agggggh my day is ruined

>>532176361
ok but what if... they're shaped like a dinosaur

I've now fought Yian Garuga in World, 4U, GU and FU (in that order)

This monster sucks ass

>>532176361
I made my own nuggies once. Took chicken breast and cut it roughly in the form of chicken nuggies, made my own bread crumbs thingy and coated them then fried them with olive oil.
It was so fucking good I kid you not, and while I considered making my own ketchup for dipping them well they didn't need any.

>>532176535
typical morlo reaction

Can MH the community port g-rank to Tri already

>>532177368
You have to fight monsters in their debut game to really understand what they're supposed to be like. You also have to not be a shitter

deadeye is the best iteration of garuga

Hello. Wild is fun. I just wish they fixed performance issues and made it not look like poo poo. But they won't ever do either of these. Feels bad, man.

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk, make sure to like and subscribe.

>>532177550
well there isn't much to be missed in 3u that isn't in tri, P3 shitmons imports, recolors, water fatalis
you only miss out on brachidios

>>532177421
that's cheating, you have to grab random chicken pieces (with bone and all) and put em in a blender

>>532178154
I'm not even sure where I'd find such pieces to buy

>>532178294
First you buy a nice chicken, and eat it. Next day you make nugges with whatever's left

>>532178526
Dude wat? I bought full on chickens before but once you're done with them there's only bones left not even good to throw to the dogs

>americans discussing food

>>532177368
Yian in World is easy as fuck though

>>532178653
lol I know, but that's how they do it. Haven't you seen that documentary? I also remember a clip where some chef (?) explains all this to some kids to gross them out, and at the end asks "Who wants some nuggets?" and all the little shits start jumping with excitment.

Bros i cant go back to older games. No focus mode is filtering me

>>532176361
>and it makes my butt hurts when I crap it out.
See a fucking doctor dude, that is not normal. You probably have IBS.

>>532179269
Still annoying and shitty to fight. I hate its entire gimmick, same with Kut-ku

Woah...

si

/mhg/ - chicken nuggets general

Is it too late to get the palico head?

>Zoh Shia IG
>Lagia 2 pc
>Convert Element 3
>Blast kinsect
>Constantly causing white Zoh explosions, convert dragon explosions, Lagia 2 pc lightning explosions, and kinsect blast explosions
THEY ARE ABOUT TO ADD AN ADDENDUM TO THE GENEVA CONVENTION JUST FOR ME

>>532181856
Wait, I can blow shit up with kinsects?

>>532181638
It comes back tomorrow.

>>532182016
SURE CAN. BLAST KINSECT IS JUST A GOD DAMN GRENADE.

>>532182204
kinsects can do status now?

i remember them only doing element damage in worlds

>>532154870
this
monhun multiplayer is only fun if you're playing with someone you know on voicechat
otherwise its boring as shit because you're way stronger than the monster and they're balanced around single player along with all your movesets
i like monster hunter but nightreigns player interaction is so much better even if its as simple as dropping equipment for someone else or reviving them
the most you can do in monster hunter is cut a tail for someone and thats pushing it for good interaction
im not saying this gamewar i just wanted to share my thoughts

>>532164520
i literally only know mushashi from porn

>>532180448

>>532184128
But what about the powders and hunting horn

Namielle

Its always the dark souls shitters

>>532184506
stat bumps and generic buffs are extremely boring
i want team up attacks or trading or protecting someone from carting or something i can do with other players

>>532184128
i generally disagree but on the other hand it's true that monhun lack monsters that can multitask, like doing a tailswipe on a hunter while throwing a fireball at another that would be an interesting challenge for multiplayer
now nightrein play nothing like MH and if you do the comparison you're retarded or baiting

>>532184036
they leave clouds that blow up

>>532184578
>>>/vmg/1701335

How do I make the frenzy bar go away

>>532185356
grug hit creature

>risen shagaru and violet mizu are the only monsters powerful enough to overwrite forlorn arena and infernal springs theme
why did they get special treatment?

>>532185356
nulberry resets the buildup to 0

Time to find out if its worth putting the starting leggings on just to get the +2 to activate divine protection, instead of wearing other leggings with 40 more defence
RNG-gods got me, surely

>>532184442
based coomer

>>532185356
don't equip 2 or more pieces of gore armor

>>532185567
One of the interns played with sound on and remembered monsters have music

Can't wait for them to drop a mon that can one shot Lance even through power guard
Man, fuck Capcom

you guys remember that barioth 3d girl who was posted here
anyways I want to see her, it was some dude's character and he modeled her after his character, did he end up making her take dick?

>>532184442
For me it's:

>>>/vmg/1791514
Which one of you is this

>>532186742
you obviously haven't fough tempered lagiacrus with the lance, it will kill you through block if you're at 80% or less health

>>532186924
that's your own post

>>532186808
the safe anna anon

im not at home so i cant post it

>>532187129
no no it's fine, thanks a lot, love you, I can find it with that
anna anon yes

>>532184036
Yes.
>>532185160
Not just the clouds, the Kinsects hitting the target themselves causes status build-up.

>>532186742
meanwhile sns will perfect guard it ezpz

>>532186924
But that's (You)

>>532185356
Attack a lot. No really, the only way to completely clear Frenzy is to attack like a madman before it fills. If you're using Gore set make sure you have Antivirus 3.

>>532186979
I know, but that's multi hit and you have plenty of time to hop away
I mean real schizo one shots that come out of nowhere

>>532185768
get trigrex GL asap, it's sharpness level mean you won't need sharpness+1 so you can go for sets with more utility, for HR you have the narga set that got evade distance and constitution, with enough slots to gem 8 howitzer jewels and 1 attack jewel to compensate the negative skill
you're welcome

Question for IG users, when would I ever fire the Kinsect as opposed to doing a charged harvest extract in Wilds? Seems silly it even exists. Am I missing something?

>>532172460
Id say thats a fairly small amount of mcdonalds for the average male, I wouldnt WANT to eat 20 mcnuggets in one sitting but I could

Tesr

>>532187408
wasn't sunbreak flaming penis the only monster that could ohko through instablock?

>>532187583
>Am I missing something?
Yeah it's called a brain

Almost 30 minutes. goddamn. Protection is a true gift for shitters, saved me from carting twice

>>532188761
GU? Just go Aerial or Valor

>>532187408
>I mean real schizo one shots that come out of nowhere
that's not going to happen, you're reaching frontier z4 territory if you're talking about schizo oneshots, which will not happen in mainline

GU LOBBY WILL GO UP IN 5 MINS

room status?

>>532189428
LOBBY IS UP NAME IS CHAN
PASS IS 7243

With Monster Hunter Now, I can hunt monsters on the go at any time! Yeah, I think I'll hunt, uhhh, Rathalos. NOW!

How do I break the frost trains back faster

This fat fuck has 10million hp

monster hunter wilds: blizzard and flame

>>532187207

Hype doko?

>>532188347
Very helpful anon. Thanks.

>>532191998
within 24 hours

>>532190991
Nah it's gonna be a water themed expac. Capcom is lazy as shit and went through the trouble of adding underwater combat so they are going to double down on that.

I'm excited for tuna sos tomorrow bros
I hope he gets some good redemption carts

>>532187583
The regular kinsect attack is obsolete in w*lds.

Remind me, who saved /mhg/ again?

>>532192636
(You)

>>532192636
oretachi

>>532189845
3/4

>>532192348
So there's no benefit to it whatsoever? Alright thanks, appreciate it.

>>532191665
yeah I found it on my own, wish I could get the spicier content apparently on her patreon or whatever she uses
either way I still really like you for pointing me in the right direction

>8k
It's over

I miss Diablos, bros...
:(

>>532193708
i don't
fuck that nigger lol

>>532189845
Lobby still low HR?

>>532193975
hr 6-7

>>532192636
the BBC poster

>>532194075
>they're progressing

not sure what happened in the gu lobby but it disconnected me

>it disconnected me

Should we tell him, sis?

monster hunter wilds: frozen embers in the crimson moon

>>532189845
I'm going to join a little later and you guys better accept my guild card for that sweet, sweet Hunters For Hire

Ichinose is in this thread right now
Tell him your wants for rise 2

>>532194890
no gimmick

>>532194890
zamtrios and tetsucabra

>>532194108
This. Unironically.
Anyone else notice the huntress spam is dead?

monster hunter wilds: welcome to the jungle

new monsters
black congalala
rajang
furious rajang
black blangonga
guardian rajang
alpha rajang
rapejang

>>532194816
>guild card
I still don't get the point of that thing. People would send me theirs and be impatient if I didn't accept/return it. There was an option to do that automatically, so I just turned it on

What time is AT fat tuna

>>532194890
hopefully not too much story meme shit

I love huntresses

>>532195126
11 AM PST 22nd

>>532194890
espinas

is the at fat fag out today

>>532194890
all sunbreak G rank monsters as rise 2 high rank (leave shit like variants/rare species as g rank)
rise 2 master rank, called zenith has all returning variants and rare species
we get more broken frontier shit lole

It’s tomorrow you retards

>>532195112
That's not what killed it alone. It was the fact that they got ZERO (you)s outside of him ,the ugly edits guy and the people mocking them.

The effort to take the screenshots and post them here wasn't worth it anymore

rise 2 will introduce the ultimate challenge, disufiroa, cannot be realistically solo'd at high rank and needs end game tu5 master rank expansion to solo, you can theoretically cheese it 4p but you cut very close to the 50 minute timer with maximum damage uptime, you are rewarded with parts that cannot be used until master rank tu5 where his gear breaks the game wide open

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMZAWydRpP5/

*fills watergun with piss*

>760hrp per rathian quest
>10-15 minutes solo
>need hr 17 for ugent
AAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE IS MY BIKINI DLC?!

>>532196868
we are getting one pieces literally tomorrow

>>532196868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0Xw15oLHs

>>532197076
every barbie dress up player is gonna use those heart sunglasses aren't they?

>https://x.com/monsterhunter/status/1947461596021973203
>all this work put into social and cosmetic shit that people will care about for 20 minutes total
>meanwhile the festival has no new significant content aside from AT Uth Duna

>>532198204
Play something else and stop whining, nigger

>Hunting a Tempered Rathalos in Basin in that nest area
>Suddenly a Tempererd Rathian shows up
>and immediately after that two more fucking regular Rathalos' also show up
What the fuck are these things a swarm now fuck

>>532197902
Yes
>t one of those players

>>532197076
the summer festival shit being a limited time thing I get but why the fuck is Fabius/Ace Lancer being a limited time Support Hunter a thing

They moved the festival up? I thought it was next week?

>>532199336
no it was always on the 23rd
they did move up AT Tuna though

>>532194890
more bing and more wahoo and no Im not kidding

>>532199490
hey, when is the AT fish and when is the festival

>>532199097
Capcom are literal uber jews and have turned off the faucet for adding anything whatsoever to the game unless it has a marketable paid DLC component. So they're re-hashing anything possible to pretend it's an additional 'feature.' The only upside is everyone is tired of their shit, hence why they pussied out about AT mons being permanent. Only the paid sloppers and dick riders still act enthused.

>>532199621
Both start tomorrow. And AT Rey Dau and AT Uth Duna will be permanent from now

>>532199837
So there's no reason to hunt the 8 star versions anymore basically. What they should've done is made the 8 star versions the AT ones.

>>532199837
oh nice, thanks

>>532199964
8 star versions tend to give better rewards,
like right now you only really hunt AT Rey if you need more gamma tickets or just like fighting him

>>532199964
Personally I'd like it if AT Versions could spawn rarely as possible investigations
although maybe that's the kind of thing you don't do until they are all released

>>532199649
they added a new support hunter last TU though, that SnS girl with all the Chatty gear.

>no g-string dlc
lamee

>>532200816
woke dei capcom

>>532200939
it's over

no bunnysuit is the real crime

>>532195112
They'll be back tomorrow.

>>532201659

so AT uth duna? that's it? nothing until october?

>>532202007
? you tarded? there's a festival happening in 2 days

>>532201659
Ver R inner

>>532202007
fender collab end of august

Wilds db is so cracked after 10 hours of World. Its like 2 x faster

>>532202628
Mizu mines.

NOW.

>>532202264
festival of who fucking cares, wheres my monsters?

>>532202778
o you actually tarded

>>532202778
Sent

>>532202628
wilds db are 2x faster yet world db's do more damage because they aren't cucked to demon boost buff, rice is still better because they have uncucked chopfeet, aerial demon flight, ironshine silk, and the most broken silkbind attack spiral slice

>>532202716
There's only half a day worth of mizu mine time left

A man's will to sharpen vs a monster's need to be a bitch

>open game
>look at lobby
>0/50
>close game

>>532202949
Shant play tendie mice

>>532202963
21 hours if you don't sleep

i'll give you steam maintenance window as a pre-festival break

finna reinstall world Ive never played iceborne

>>532203505
What’s the top time? I got the A already

do all monsters come from eggs or do monsters like nargacougar give live birth?

>>532204580
every time i tried playing world i could never make it to iceborne

>>532204589
Reptilian = eggs, mammalian = birth

whys 9 star village quests in gu taking so long? tigrex took ages to die
>git gud
but I don't even cart..

>>532204719
aren't 9* village advanced quests equal to grank? or was that 10*?

Weapons for each?

>>532205114
charge blade and hunting horn for black bile

>>532204589
according to MH Stories, they all come from eggs
narga lay eggs
but that's so far, nothing prevent some reverse platipus situation in the future

>>532173193
>product manager
Yeah she manages my product alright
*unzips*

>>532204580
current top /mhg/ run >>532082360

what do you consider the most fun weapons in world

>>532205383
probably cheated AI or something like that considering who that it

what collab can save wilds

>>532205843
MH4U collab

>>532205843
black souls collab

>>532205843
action taimanin

>>532205891
kek
but yes unironically

>>532205843
nightreign

>>532205843
they could port mhgu onto pc and then force you to play a event in wilds in order to get a copy

Do americans really stuff their face with 20 nuggets and call it a meal?

>>532205843
MH world collab

>>532205843
ENTER

>>532205843
Monster Hunter collab

>>532205843

>>532205843
MH NOW collab

>>532204704

>>532206926
i still think that theres gonna be a collab mon from kuntisu-gami

Jho isn't my favorite monster but he's such an SSS tier design
pure childlike wonder

>>532207230
It's disgusting.

>>532207230
If theirs on thing i like, its that all the invaders have great designs

>>532207230

>>532207394
Oh shit the anon who is scared of deviljho is still around

>>532207623
I'm not a furry but...

>>532206518
Fuck are you adding 2 measly slices of tomato to that?? Throw that shit in a separate bowl and make a salad

Could Lagi beat K Rool?

>>532203364
I played for like 5 hours, where were you?

What's the difference between silver and gold crown?

>>532208238
Only gold really counts. Silver is more like the devs giving you a middle finger and going "uhoh you didn't get the gold you giant bitch, try again LOL".

>>532208238
silver is a cocktease award that doesn't count towards anything

>>532208238
silver crown is completely useless

i guess in old games where you had to manually measure before you hunt and you ended up with a silver you'd know that you need to find one bigger than what you just hunted

with wilds you can binocular everything before hunting so there's no reason to keep silvers and really no reason for silvers to still exist

What is a decent alternative to the Hayabusa Feather? Would just 4 pieces of Silverlos be fine?

What time does the festival start?

>>532211504
when your dad comes home with the milk

>>532211561
He's a skeleton so I guess it starts in october then, thanks anon

>70erp per minute
Dead genewal

Finally got a somewhat decent killscreen

>>532208120
>jobs to fat fucks
>armored fat fuck
no

>>532213097
Play GL and SA if you want a kino killscreen.

>>532189845
Thanks for hosting

thoughts on sns players?

>>532213097
If you ignore the PS2 graphics, sure

>>532213097
It's just a grey smudge. You'll never get a good killscreen in that game

>>532215021
>Pre-Wilds
Sexiest beasts the community has to offer
>Wilds
Retarded mouthbreathing pedophiles

>>532213097

>>532207230
I mean it's literally just a t-rex but they made him green and spiky

>>532216838
>ROAR I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, HUNTER!
>I'M PICKLE REX!

>>532143587 (OP)
is mhw ICE worth installing?

do I have to hunt low rank if I want to make every layered weapon or is there a way to meld low rank materials

>TWO festival armors
What's up with not being able to upload?

>>532189845
lobby closed

hello?

Huh?

>>532218458
moshi moshi :)

wilds killed 4chin

>repel elder pidgeon off balcony
>no rewards
fuck this game

>wildies don't want risens to reappear even though they provide crazy gear
lmao

>>532219075
should have slayed it

>>532218856
Nah, one of the biggest indie vtubers posted about getting married, that's what did it

>>532218458
Is there anybody in there?

>>532219513
Just nod if you can hear me

>>532218458
is it me you're looking for?

>>532219605
Is there anyone home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hBqKCcpBrA

calamity omen, disufiroa

I love spending all day shitposting on /mhg/ at my 6 figure daycare job

>eighteen hours
Hurry uuup~

>>532220789
ig you're already dealing with children all day so you might as well

>>532220375
vorsphyroa*

>>532215021
Chads

I am COMPLETELY new to IG and despite having a fantastic endgame set for it, am finding it way too clunky due to me really just being inexperienced and not understanding how it flows. What should I do to become more comfortable with it?
>Continue solo and group hunting endgame shit and sucking balls until I git gud
OR
>Start a new save, full-on training wheels and replay the entire game with it solo
What would you guys recommend? Wilds btw.

The machine requires more fuel, hunter. Wyvern blood must flow so that humanity may prosper. A future is possible in which humanity can touch the stars. It only requires that you let their sorrow, rage, and pain wash off of you like water. It's us or them, hunter... remember...you're only human

I was under the impression gbf relink was a monster hunter like

what the fuck is this

>>532223667
I don't like Insect Glaive. I have never liked it. I'm a huge spear / polearm fag yet have never ever liked IG. Despite this, I keep up with IG every iteration because I'm hoping one generation I'll like it finally.
Wilds possibly has the worst version of it ever. And I say this as someone who actually likes Wilds.

>>532224091
While this may be true, I really love the aesthetic and it's the best option to use as a secondary weapon with my SA without adjusting any of my gear since they like all the same skills. I just need to learn the damn thing.

>>532224306
>secondary weapon
Only trannies use that tho

>>532223953
It's an action game with arena boss fights.

>>532223885
monhun could literally be the most kino of kinos the holy summit of kino with an actually good story FUCK WILDS

>>532223667
you don't need to know how to actually use it just do the charge > basic > basic > release charge combo over and over

if you want to learn how to use the weapon's full moveset then play a different game

>>532224438
Lol ur poor ur pc cant run wilds

>search for /mhg/ in the /vg/ catalog
>Granblue Fantasy, Path of Exiles, and now Genshin Impact clutter the search
How do we fix this shit?

>>532220326
terrible audio quality

>find out you can make really weird looks in Wilds
>you can use matte paint in tattoo to completely hide all features
>realize you can layer glowing parts on top of this
>create a basic face I like the go full Void Weird
>this is pretty cool
>two hundred hours later I can't change it and nothing goes with it
shiiiieeeeettttttt

>>532224419
Huh? Why is swapping between weapons for fun tranny shit? I'm not doing speedrun autism or anything.
>>532224617
I see, thanks I suppose.

>>532205843
Oblivion

>>532223667
>What should I do to become more comfortable with it?
The wilds iteration of the weapon is only playable on keyboard and mouse or a gamepad with paddles on the back. Otherwise you're stuck doing some twisted claw grip shit that will never feel right.

>>532224758
maybe filters

>>532145559
YASSSSS SISTER!!!!! TRANSQUEENS REPRESENT!!! WE LOVE WILDS!!!

>>532205843
Collab with good devs that can fix every problem in the game

>>532224968
Make it happen todd

>>532218856
I killed 4chin

>>532224887
>if you want to learn how to use the weapon's full moveset then play a different game
the reason for this is because much of the ig moveset is useful for positioning rather than optimal damage. in wilds you can position for free with focus mode so these moves are obsolete and you should just focus on dps.

Imagine being one of the idiots who bought an 8GB GPU in the past 3 years lmao

>>532225128
>collab armor is the Legion armor
>collab “weapon” is actually daedric layered weapons
>collab arena is the Wounded Hollow with an Oblivion gate, and the environment has the pic-related hue of fiery orange and dark red
>collab monster is red-frenzied Arkveld with blood-red chainblades and bright orange eyes
>Palico armor is the Kvatch guard armor
I’ll project my imagination to will it into existence

i couldn't choose between cb and sa so now i play with long sword and hh

>>532225374
I don't want Daedric Weapons... They look like shit. Always have, every single fucking game.

I will however accept the Guard SnS.

! INDISPUTABLE FACT !

Teostra is the most sexo monster ever created

will any of the uth duna gamma armor be useful? since it shares lords soul with rey gamma you can substitute one of those for a uth duna piece

>>532224974
>Otherwise you're stuck doing some twisted claw grip shit that will never feel right.
Genuine question, how are you holding the controller that holding circle/B is too much? I can easily tap triangle/Y and X/A for attacking and dodging while holding circle. Unless I'm holding the charge for a minute straight I don't have issues with camera control either.

connection error: beep boop
bad word detected bzzzzzzzt
offending phrase found : wild is shit
aborting post...

>>532225952
Legs are just about the only decent part of it

>>532225952
The legs are okay, the rest is trash.

>>532223953
It's more like a Tales of game

>Worlos shitposted for years about how you can only eat dango in Rice
>World 2.0 rolled about
>Now they can only eat third world shithole food like raw garlic and dry cabbage with sardines
>Cats don't even cook for them

It is called karma and it is pronounced "hahahaha eat shit"

>>532226735
Who the fuck cooks?!

>>532226735
cool

>>532226735
>Ignoring the settlement meals (well aside from the Keepers one anyway)
So have you just not played Wilds or are you just addicted to being a disingenuous faggot?

>>532226897
We don't play milds here

>>532227004
I do.

>>532227017
retard

>>532223953
End game is kinda like MH fights.

>>532143587 (OP)
https://x.com/MH_Now_EN/status/1947480513934921828
NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW

>>532227117

I'm not sure any of you play monster hunter

>>532227106
Get a better PC poorfag.

>>532226897
settlement meals are thrash thoughbeit
>naan
bro foh with that shit

>>532227317
retard

>>532227378
>thoughbeit
Go back to /dsg/ fag

>>532227117
Nice table, slav.

>>532227519
dicksucking general?

>>532227378
Azuz has the best meal in the game.

>>532227827
Yes. This dude >>532227229
Frequents it

Daily reminder NIGHTREIGN mogs you

>>532227861
oh well uh, I have a dick lol haha

>>532227915
You'll fit right in.

I hate nintendo for killing online play on emulator, i used to find 10+ lobbies all day on ryujinx a year ago and now barely anyone plays it

>>532225793
huntresses are the real monsters

>>532228257
thanks, Im hoping to get my dick sucked

>>532228493
Just give (You)s to these guys
>>532228382
>>532227908
>>532227229
>>532225952
They're professionals.

>>532225952
Unless you really care about a 3 minute defense buff when you slap on a mantle it's worthless. 3 Pieces of Rey Dau will be infinitely more useful since it pairs well with Lagi 2pc and weapon.

>Tokuda insists on having one cat only while two (2) (duo) cats / companion has always been the traditional way of hunting

But why?

>>532228430
AI is getting pretty good these days. Impressive.

>>532228961
The game is too easy with even 1 cat

>>532228961
I hate it as well. Benching the little shit doesn't even make it disappear and it still hops around you anytime you're not in a quest.

>>532227378
If you haven’t tried nablusi cheese, the one they actually use in the knafeh dessert, you lost at life. Go away with your shit tastes.

Imagine Nargacuga sex

>>532230881
>nablusi
Nabulsi*
even Akawi cheese is great, I like them in flatbreads and grill them, or even diced with cold watermelon pieces for a sweet summer snack.

eatin cabbage n cheeza

cheese and watermelon together.. you people are savages

it’s a dessert cheese you fucking moron, and sweet and salty goes together. you’re the savage for being tasteless and uncultured.

I'm not importing brown people cheese when there's 5000 in my region alone that I haven't tried yet.

i like vegemite on pancakes

I dip French fries in unflavored Greek yogurt

ketchup in spaghetti

tomatey sauce on my well done steak thanks chef

>>532221506
>it's already been three hours
Let's fucking go

for me it's putting an egg on top of raw steak

>type mhg in the search bar
>SEVEN granblue generals show up
what

>>532232342
seven genshin*

>>532232342
you mean genshin

>>532232342
That's Genshin Impact. The most popular game with foids for obvious reasons

>>532232440
>>532232450
my bad, but still, what

>>532232497
gachaGODS

>>532232497
>Popular game is popular???? WHAT THE FUCK!!??
RetardKING....

>>532232497
one of the links in the new OP has “mhg” in it, hence why it pops up in the search.

Poopshin

first time fighting him, he's so cool

>>532232487
wait can i get a gf from playing that game?

>>532232497
try this from now on

https://boards.4chan.org/vg/catalog#s=monster%20hunter

>>532232851
Foids don't care what games you are playing. They only like gigachads

>>532205843

>>532225952
black property

Came back after a month and a bit hiatus, killed Lagiacrus and Steve, looks like the Flamefete is tomorrow? Good time to be back.

>>532226735
I only eat the oil niggas food

>>532232915
dang...

>>532233240
a far seething swarthoid made this image

>>532225952
I'm gonna make this

>>532232851
the gamer gurl game you want is valorant

>>532232939
I would really love it if there was a collaboration where Monster Hunter actually got a wholly unique monster based on the other game.

>>532233086
>Good time to be back.
Are you seriously excited for timed events with the same monsters you hunted already?

>>532233731
I enjoyed hunting with my fellow anons, I still really have to do 8* versions of either monster, so yeah probably.

wtf is flamefeet

>>532198762
I'm playing other games, it still doesn't mean this focus on volatile and time limited stuff is clever

>>532233380
>Quick Sheathe
Dunno why anyone cares about this unless they are using LS.

>>532233826
never run over hot coals before?

My oshi is getting married…

>>532234259
QS3 is just a bonus, the point is that you have a bunch of free slots while having a lot of crit

>>532234705
Bleaching swarthoid anon’s oshi!

Mating a Black Diablos

>>532234705
good, maybe you could go outside and oshi some bitches

>>532234940
Oh boy, level 1 slots! There's a plethora of damage boosting options there like thunder resistance if you use lagia weapons and uh... um... erm... hmm...

>>532235554
shock resistance so i don't have to be fucked over by you nigga

>>532235554
Level 2 slots, mainly for counter jewels on top of having MM, Wex and Agi nearly maxed out, plus Guts. Currently if you want to have counterstrike 3 you need to either sacrifice some wex, agitator or the guts set bonus. Level 1 decos fit marathon runner which helps hammer mantain max might active or constitution for shields

Older gen mh were so much social and comfy, sos was a mistake

>>532235130
I'm trans and brown, and also a pedophile. I would rather spend all day in the iceborne lobbies with my fellow sisters here!

>>532236795
Not Rise or Now?

>>532237245
Mise or Mow?

>>532238493
MOOOOOOOOOO

Mice will never be a real monster hunter :)

Micr mill mever me meal monster munter :M

>>532238786
Well yeah, no real Monster Hunter game has been made since 3U. Why Mice specifically?

>>532239221
Ichinose really killed the series with peeturd

no real Monster Hunter game has ever been made since the first one

Real MH game: my favourite
Fake MH game: your favourite

>>532239569
Dos albeit

monster munter
mmmster mmmter
mmmmmmm mmmmmm

Real MH games: funny sounds play in the menu and when you collect items

moldies

>>532239720
based pyro

Only Portable is real MH

i saw your mcnuggets posts at the work, then i bought nuggets and fries for lunch.. and this is when i want to eat less, but i don't know how to start properly when you wage full-time

monster hunter
NOW

>>532233581
Lmao. This made me laugh so hard. 10/10.

>>532240730
i bought uncooked nuggets and they tasted terrible

>>532241192
next time try cooking them

>>532241378
i cooked them but from the moment i got them outside the box they smelled funny and tasted terrible after cooked

>>532240730
Having a cafetaria at work with healthy food helps

Being a full time wage means you have to play around the limited time you have. Avoids foods that have long or complicated preparation. Buy canned ready to eat goods such as tuna, sardines, beans. Buy frozen veggies. Buy instant meals like lunch salads. Get a dishwasher.

>>532241497
they're cooked

>plenty morning
Thank you, again. Showed up right away.

>>532241613
Kek

Ready to fucking melt dat tuna with multitudes of thunder weapons.

>>532241613
just like milds

Is it true that nu-monster hunter doesn't have any harvest tours or was /v/ just trolling me?

>>532242086
Rise does, World and Wilds just let you free roam any of the maps

Gonna have to make that aqua/oilsilt skill for tuna, aren't we

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0Xw15oLHs

>>532242201
No, I tried it on Uth already and it was almost completely useless

>>532242270
oh boy i love mmo hunter
i love the flaming mmo mount skin
thank you tokuda!

>>532242293
Wait, really? What's the point of the skill then

>>532242372
This but unironically. Real niggas rode a Flametalon of Alysrazor and I'll do it again in Wilds.

>>532241908
You can bring monhun out of wirebug but you can't bring wirebug out of monhun

>>532242628
how did the rope go left tho

Gunlance bros are we ready?

>>532242813
cornpopper isn't meta so it's shit sorry

>>532242964
Is it not high level Wide like previous games

>>532243259
It's 190 raw at max upgrade

>>532243259
LOOK HERE LISTEN, i did the math it's SHIT IT'S OVER

>>532242293
?

>minmaxing
>in Wilds
Who cares?
unique skill

>>532243349
>190 raw
What the FUCK. Oh well, glam fodder then.

>>532243423
What skill is this?

xivtroon said glam

>>532243461
unique skill changes nothing

>>532243461
based self-improvement and tremor res slotter

>>532243596
Aquatic/Oilsilt Mobility nigga, follow the replies

>>532243423
idk dude it never worked for me, he also has those waves that deal damage

Im brown. Game for this feel?

>>532244040
Rise and Now. Basically, anything for poorfags and Nintoddlers.

>>532243349
it gets extra damage when you don't have WF charges

>>532244157
so you need to use WF twice for it to still have less raw than g. lawful bors?

*farts in the thread* uwu sorry

Tell me about AT Tuna
What's tha difference

I’m a white-skinned “brown” who makes six figures (usd) per year. Monster Hunter game for this feel?

>>532244125
Wilds then

>>532244545
it's fatter

>>532244546
godeater 3

>>532244546
Final Fantasy XIV.

>>532244545
it moves faster overall and has 3 additional attacks

I remember someone saying catching tuna is easy and thought they were takin' the piss.

>>532245578
They nerfed the fuck out of whoppers and now theyre all piss easy to catch. Reddit dads everywhere cried tears of joy. They no longer have to read the on screen instructions and can now button mash to fish victory.

>>532245802
>now button mash to fish victory
That can't be true, because the first one I saw got away.
Even gajau is easy now, though? That's how I remember being told. That gajau are annoying to catch, but tuna are easy.

>>532245802
>this mad at guys with jobs and children having a life
now I know you’re just a jealous little bitch lmao

>>532245802
I just CAN'T WAIT to catch 30 of them for the achievement

I'll never git gud will I

>>532246138
pedophile hands types this post

>>532244590
FATTER THAN THIS???

.... Why did I wanna catch it, again? Is it suppose to give wyvern coins? How?

How much longer until fatty and summer festival?

So many brown posts ITT leading up to the update

>>532247294
How do you identify them and what classifies?

it's my turn to ask about coffee what outfit should i wear

>>532247373
Full Gravios set.

>>532247370
Noticeably lesser IQ posts than usual. Always happens when the /v/ thirdies come out in droves during updates

>>532247059
Like 12 hours?

>/mhg/ in 12 hours

>swimsuit
>swimsuit, gaas

can't afford the gemma outfit, had to pay $60 for the rapi swimsuit instead

>>532248269
>he didn't luckshit the costume for $40

>>532248429

MH is healing

>>532248803
without flexing

>>532247770
Actually it's zoomers, you can notice from the short posts and lingo used
And i don't think they're here for the update

>>532248162
lickity lick gemma belly and cleavage and thighs.

>>532147629
she looks like she seeks defeat

>>532250591
You gonna provide digits or what?

>>532250709
niwarhythm

Ready fot AT Uth Duna

>>532250591
>niwarythmn
Based tastes

>>532250814
sex was whatever but this is definitely ghost drawn by the Kengan Asura author

wao epic :D

People who play rice disgust me

>>532250851
Same. This is literally my regular loadout but I swapped shockproof and adapt for 2 water res jewels because I don't wanna have to eat nulberries

>HBG vs gravios in FU
This shit is easy mode

I miss Kushala :(
Buddy would have filtered every counter and offset shitter

>>532252450
>gets threshold locked

Does CreamAPI work yet I don't wanna pay for all the DLC crap

>>532252450
>*slots in windres that your base worlo set can't accommodate because offense and defense are competing for skill slots*
ggs

>>532252450
lmao
>>532252647
Yeah but you'll likely get banned

>>532252450
>Gets flash spammed
>Gets poisoned
>Focus sever the tail and focus break the head
Dead. Kushala a shitmon.

>I know, I'll flash spam the monster!!
>guys why did they make flashes useless in g-rank!!!!???

From Potions to Wyvern Oil: The Guild Funded Hunter’s Personal Expenses under Captain Doj’s Watch

Guild records and receipt stubs reveal that purchases of supplies and services unrelated to the Guild’s expeditions were charged to its coffers. One document even shows a payment of 80,000 zenny in cash. The former guild officer denies any wrongdoing.

>>532252932
Bro please stop trying to hype up Kushala, he's a shitter

>>532253242
I'm not? My only other post related to Kushala is >>532252530
Doesn't mean I have to accept the cop out that is flash spamming

>>532252450
He's being added to Wilds because it's obvious they are intending to put all flagships in it

How do you counter with the katana?

>>532253715
For once, just for ONCE I wish the Dos trio would fuck off

>>532253868
You put your honor on the line.

>>532254535
Looks colorful but blurry like there is soap on the screen

>>532254508
>Literally need to wait 3 fucking months for ONE (1) new monster
Meanwhile Rise added like a dozen in one update

>>532254535
>doesn't answer the question
This made me laugh, at least, and the webm is cool.
I should have guessed it would look as cool as an offset.

When was it were we clued in on lagiacrus? I remember my friend telling me there was text during some developer update or whatever.
I just wanna stab at a guess on when we'll be clued in on what the next monsters will be.

>>532254535
>>532255167
OOOH wait! I recognize that, now. Like with offset, the game isn't going to tell you it's a counter, just that the move is called 'sheathe'.
Thank you!

>>532255543
I think dataminers already knew during Beta

GU lobby in few minutes
Hub HR

>>532255795
Bah humbug, where's the sport in that.

>>532255891
>>532256076
Portable 6 will save the series.
Trust the plan!

Look just make the new thread or I will shit all over the floor and walls

>>532256286
Truth in itchynose

all bad games

Badass*

been having fun with sns in wilds and while it's a safe weapon i can't seem to do much damage with it, what do?

>>532256880
give me a minute

>>532254508
>they're still balancing weapons
grim

>>532250851
>hbg
>not Seregios'
why do you hate fun

>>532257175
I'm literally pinching a loaf off right now. If you don't want it all over the walls you'll hurry with that new thread

>>532257354
continue to behave like a spoiled brat and there is no new thread

>>532257495
The turd is now in my hand anon

anon I'm smearing it on the wall. my wife is going to be pissed this is the third time this week

You did this

>>532257793
>>532257793
>>532257793

>>532250851
>>532251472
>shock def
how do you guys already know what to expect from Uth?

also what's the meta? I still wear zoh/gore stuff...I don't have any armor spheres...

>>532258736
>shock def
presumably you mean thunder res, only one of those pictures has thunder res and it's because of "Convert Thunder Res" on the Lagiacrus weapons. You get extra Thunder damage from your Thunder def.