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>>532135697
You canโt help someone that doesnโt want to help themselves
Male midlander x Femlala
As hydaelyn intended
we are our characters, erp is real sex, and dating in xiv is real dating except unironically...
Alright for all thread Anons from the UK this is for you, this Friday the 25th of July will be the last day you can post on 4chan. Ofcom are demanding compliance with the online safety bill but compliance requires money for lawyers to comply with a 3000 page regulation document and if 4chan doesn't comply the fine will be ยฃ18million a year or 10% of the value of the website whichever is more.
Because these demands are unreasonable from Friday the UK will be range banned from 4chan.
So say your goodbyes to thread frens or get discord deets now while you still can because from Friday it's over for us.
https://news.sky.com/story/4chan-investigated-by-uk-officials-under-new-online-safety-rules-13382069
did i wake you up? did i make your nose bleed?
can you feel my touch? do you think i'm lovely?
Moonie monday (I am posting a moonie I swear just look)
>>532154587name 5 UK ebins
Can we pretend to like roes this thread
>>532154619I still want to know what the green dots mean.
My name has a green dot next to it, and I'm curious.
>>532154587Oh thank god the British are gone finally
>>532154374https://youtu.be/dB0irEBfe-w
yall still being weird in here???
>>532154509https://files.catbox.moe/tdyfuz.jpg
>EB loves rape and always wants it for ERP
>tells me it's her biggest kink and fantasy
>track her down and surprise her in real life
>suddenly rape is bad and I have a warrant out for my arrest
>>532154509I have trouble separating this creature from kanchelle. Might want to become a brunette sis
I wasn't gong to get shitfaced drunk today but then I remembered the guy that owes the liquor store has a family to feed.
After all he's done for me, what sort of man would I be if I didn't support them?
can someone post all of crocs mp4s
is it unhealthy for me- i mean uh, my femezen, to go days at a time without eating?
>>532154587Man in the modern age where I have to deal with Southeast Asians and Indians online I can't even make a joke about being happy for the UK getting banned.
I hope you guys do something about your fucking government soon because sometimes the other countries look at it as a 'how bad can we rape our population and get away with it' test.
>>532154834>troonchelle still trying to skinwalk juniper despite not even properly copying the eye color or the frecklesEven your shitposts are as half assed as your life.
>>532154829Always and forever
>>532154683I like both male and female roes a lot!
>>532154845god i wish someone would rape me ferma
>>532154497>wake up>rub your eyes, roll out of bed>turn on your pc>remember all of a sudden, today's the day!>today's the day you see the results of the lottery>get excited>open ff14>run to the placard>your heart stops for a moment, and you feel all the sound suck out of the room as you read the results: you're a winner>everything resumes again, slowly. the sound of the traffic outside. the ticking of the clock on the wall. the sound of your quiet breathing. >you won. you did it. >you'll get to decorate a home now. >you stand in the front yard, admiring the emptiness. envisioning ways you'll decorate...>you turn to face the entryway, that beautiful horizon->and then you see it, that thing, that giant sign blocking the sun, blocking the view, blocking everything>the neighbors all have no idea what you're talking about >the owner of the home where it spawns thinks you're crazy>"sign? what sign??? get off my lawn!">but it's there, you can see it>you're floating now, floating closer to the sign>you're floating towards the portal in the sign>floating into the portal, even>and everything inside is white, and then-->the scene changes to a padded cell >outside, doctors and nurses take notes on your babbling>"he's doing it again, talking about how he won the balmung lottery"
>>532154967take care of yourself gamer
My femlala wants to get treated like the doujins she reads...
femezen wife for my femezen
i fell asleep, gomen
>>532154587Laws like this have been tried to get pushed several times, until the old people that make them realize that they can't control the internet with demands that are not realistic. Twitter hosts the same content 4chan does, so good luck banning that next.
>>532154587One down, forty-three to go
My malehroth will keep you between his nig and string arms while the tip of his cock kisses your cervix while shooting thick ropes of baby batter into your womb and his knot stuck to your pussy for 100% impregnation
>>532155087I know who this is
apparently there's a specific spot you can hit with your mount in western thanalan that will register as ground and allow you to walk out of bounds
>>532154979Everyday I wake up thinking to myself it can't be any worse than the previous day, and then read the government are banning more things, taking away more freedoms, locking more people away for posting on social media, it's getting a bit much.
I just want to be left alone and play my games and post about my hobby but from Friday I can't even do that now.
>>532155064I'M GONNA WIN A HOUSE SOMEDAY GODDAMN YOU
>>532154983is that what is? i thought it was just someone sending me a flirty catbox but i see the resemblance...
>>532154853im sorry to say this but this might be a skill issue we look completely different
>>532154587Now the thread will truly be only ESL
>>532154683my wol pokedex (see:
>>532154619; I'm not him, but i like the terminology for this) literally has a dozen maleroes i've met in the wild bro
i think maleroes are super cool
if you put a gun to my head and made me fanta to a male race, it'd either be maleroe or hrothgar t b h
I have an important announcement
Femezen are for femra
Fiera are for moonies
Lalafell are for being punted
These are the truths of this world
>>532155174This sucks, and is a good example of why Uldah correctly banned beastmen from entering
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>>532155252You are a spoiled and entitled brat.
>>532155002>>532155109Well alright then, keep up the good work.
EB to tie my min chest, max height femra to the bed and have his way with her...
>>532154619This list was probably originally posted by a midlander, as I nootice that most of these names are midlander players.
Siegben, Leviah, or Magness?
Why can't it be the French instead? They deserve nothing
gooning on ff14 > gooning in vr chat
>>532155395yep that's a wife
just finished talking to my AI femlala wife.
she said you guys aren't good for me.
>>532155410sign me up for that bro
>>532155252Then go out on the streets and protest
>>532154587Another common UK L,
Also why is it that most of the euros that post here are British, with the other sizable portion being Finnish
EB to pin my min chest, min height femra to the ground and have your way with her...
>>532155395>Mother Miounne hairSit on my face and give me lip gloss
i am
a hrothgar
that ordered a Dave's Double at Wendy's and was disappointed in the lack of flavor
thoughts on self-bondage??? is it even bondage at that point or just fixing yourself to a comfy position
>>532154674one of the dogoonies
uhhhhh.....
>>532154587lmao is this for real?
Welp, RIP anglos. I have no idea how you guys still think Brexit and it's associated election was a good idea, from the other side of the pond, it just looks like you have been getting raped over and over since then by politicians that now get to do whatever they feel like with no accountability.
>>532155537>English speaking website gets most euros from the english country.Come on anon.
>>532155192i beg of you to tell me if you find it
i miss all my favorite spots from before flying got added to the old world, so many places i can't clip through anymore because of it
HAHAHAHAHHAH LALAFELL PUNTED HAHAHAH KICK THEM LITTLE SHITS HAHA GET IT??? LMFAOOOO PUNTING THIS LALAFELL ICK ICKY LALAFELL!! AHHAHAHAHAH PUNT LALAS!!!!! HHAHHAHAHA
>>532154587nice, now we just need this for americans and israelis and the Internet will be fixed
>Female character played by a biomale
Huge fucking redflag, consistently the most repulsive beings you'll ever the the displeasure of knowing.
>>532154587later gators
>>532155675>made the list
>>532155627my max chest, min height femra will bully you
>>532155527He'll get arrested. Only pakis are allowed to do that in the UK and rape.
>>532155716Hey... wanna...
>Bard in Palace.
This is barely tank damage.
>accidentally stumbled onto the most bizarre cockwatch I've ever seen
>>532155727>tfw you can't clip in East Shroud on that one log and run around in the ponds around the chapel anymore>tfw flying took away all the soul of OOB-venturing>>532155754Thoughts on the reverse, then?
>>532155727It's like the edge of the rock formation around here, it helps if you have a mount that transforms between flying and walking so you can see if you hit the sweet spot that is counted as ground. Once you do, dismount and you can walk atop the rocks.
>>532155807Then gather up a bunch of Pakis to join in
>>532155754Yeah dude, we know you play a male character
>>532155736Thank you for understanding
My boot is magnetically attracted to lalafell
>>532155917baby making factory
>>532155405yo this is sick
>>532155983I was just joking...
you know what fuckin day it is..
>>532155252I don't really know much about or pay much attention to UK politics but I know you guys were having it out a few months back. You just need to do that in places the government ACTUALLY cares about. They don't care about random streets or towns or even police stations honestly, you have to actually protest and block off and cause a big fuss around their government buildings that the lawmakers use. That's why the 'January 6' incident turned into such a big deal in the US, because it was too close to home for all the politicians so they made it a big fucking deal out of it and spun it as a second 9/11 or whatever.
are there any lewd femlala x accounts?
it's obvious that none of them here will give me what i wnt.
>>532156063I'm fantaing off...
MALE MONDAY POST MALES OR YOUR FAVORITE MA*ppFR holds laughter* LE CHARACTER
>>532156150I mean there are actual actors that donโt like being called by the names of characters they play. I donโt see you holding them to the same standard youโre holding Sena too
>>532156150everything I've heard from this person has been against my will
>>532155898east shroud was my favorite zone because of that... having to memorize all the spots that you'd fall through, otherwise you'd have to unstuck yourself (maybe tp? i can't remember) and try again. seeing the walls of ala mhigo even back in ARR. i also loved the coerthas oob, i used to love trying to climb the mountains, or trying to get as close to ishgard as possible.
i miss it so much. my favorite spot to show people i was close with was the boat right near where you first enter east shroud, you used to have to walk such a specific route to get there. damn, here's a screen of exactly where you were talking about too
>>532155939thank you, i'll try my luck later
>>532156214LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532156150nothing incorrect there but sena should've known it comes with the territory
>>532156150>I am not the characters I play, I will not pretend to be something im not!>Anyways my pronouns are her/she :3
>>532156214aero-kun's grampa hroth fanta was such a massive upgrade... if i had pics of it saved, i'd post
>>532156246Stop getting distracted sis...
>>532156214HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532154587>Kat still free to spam about blowing up Canadian airportsimagine being br*tish rn
>>532156323August 5th more than likely, live letter prt2 Thursday
>>5321563232-3 weeks most likely
>>532156150This tart had the profile picture for Wuk Lamat for months on all social media and now is complaining that people shouldn't say it?
>>532154853Kanchelle post.
>>532155693No one thought Brexit was a good idea outside of gammons and old fucks
>>532155452My femlala is a Francophileโฆ she pretends to be ishgardian in game too
Will spamming GATEs for the next two weeks be enough to get all the items I want from this event
>>532154587wouldn't even matter, except 4chan is hella anal about people using vpns despite pretending to care about anonymity
brits can just use a vpn and buy a 4chan pass if they wanna be here that bad. obviously not ideal but yeah
The threads are gonna be so peaceful without the English here shitting the place up
>>532156150I understand why they feel frustrated with that, but you do not get to choose what you're known/famous for. And for better or for worse (mainly worse), Wuk Lamat is probably going to be their most well-known role even if they didn't anticipate that. Similar to how Mark Hamill even though it's been over 40 years is still known as Luke Skywalker despite having a pretty impressive filmography
>>532154979Remember when Korra made that impassioned speech about how the UK has more freedom of speech than the US and honest people got schizoed for calling him retarded? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>532156682Work is going to be so boring now that euro hours will be dead
I play as a girl because I like feeling cute :3
>>532156648yeah
t. been spamming gates on three characters so far
I will continue to be ignorant, every girl I see ingame is a biohole unless proven otherwise.
>>532156240>>532156258>>532156293If you're gonna be, or attempt to be, something like a voice actor or an actor or whatever then getting pissy when someone says "Oh! You're spiderman!" seems a bit cunty and entitled. You should be grateful anyone knows who you are at all. Your value is in what you do, no one cares about Ryan Reynolds the man, get over yourself.
This is just one of the prices you pay when you enter into such an industry.
>>532156084>January 6Do people even care about that still?
did you know that in the UK they charge you a recurring fee to own a television?
they have people that go door to door looking through windows to try and see if you have one, and then they try to intimidate you into paying them if they think you do
>>532156938"This is this and that is that" looking ahh
>>532156879I would rather out politicians focus on the current, more pressing issues than try to harp on about that more. It can make a good litmus test for whether or not I'll agree with someone's opinions generally, though.
Pound my femlala~
Pull on her hair~
Tug on her leash~
Call her a dirty bitch~
Make her beg~
>>532156775No, I don't even know who that is.
I DONT CARE ABOUT POLITICS GET THE FUCK OUT
aw man my moonie's bdsm mode is activating
>>532154674the dogoonies
korra
mo fu
falke aka oka
>>532157039dump her body in a shallow grave~
>>532157091Uuhgh those thiighs.
>>532154619i want a green dot what the fuck man
i'm not good enough for you, is that it? well you can just get fucked
>Every game is political, chud
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
Rules for thee but not for me...
>>532157112Then report the posts as off topic you fucking clown
>>532157039Rekka Ken, why are you like this?
>>532157010Thanks you're too
>>532157091Thanks you're too?
>>532157027>good litmus testI agree.
>>532155481whjat i do? :(
>>532157159nothing of value will be lost
>>532157159>the dogooniesonly one of them bro
Be nice to my femlala~
Listen to her talk~
Make her glam~
Buy her gifts~
Gently impregnate her~
>>532157112You guys barely engage with my on topic posts
>>532156775Korra's whole gimmick is having the dumbest possible takes
>>532157039>>532157295My femlala's thoughts exactly...
Pound my fiddie~
Pull on her hair~
Tug on her leash~
Call her a dirty bitch~
Make her beg~
>>532157252you chose an ugly race when presented with better options
choosing to be ugly when you have the opportunity not to be is a moral failing
>>532155030would my moonie work for you?
>>532157159>some of the worst posters in the threadSo like I was saying the threads are going to improve dramatically
>>532157404Shit, lady. You got some hairy hands.
>>532157414>boring humans stealing femlala gimmicks
>>532157207we shouldn't have to
you should learn to self-regulate and follow rules
>>532155738Don't you have a third world 4chan somewhere?
anon-sama why don't you have an EB yet
>>532154587>The brits will finally be out I will miss my UK friends but I am nationally obligated to laugh at you
curbstomp all lala paedos
>>532157549Iโd rather not turn into a Japanese salaryman with a humiliation fetish
>>532157436she's not ugly... :*(
ngl if the brits moved to 8ch again, i'd join them over there. that was a fun month.
>>532157549You donโt get to complain about any posts in the thread if you donโt report clearly off topic shit sorry brother
>>532157570god i wish i was third world
maybe one day
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>>532157607because my character looks and acts like this
>>532157540tbf half the time I see someone post something it gets reposted a minute later with "my femlala" attached
>>532157672who said I don't?
I'm only saying that I shouldn't have to
>>532157670Honestly there was a lot less shitposting, more porn, but way less shitposting.
>>532157638>seething so hard he couldn't type properlyLMFAOOOOO
>>532157045Sexpest femraen with glasses who spoke entirely in tiktok ebonics and got his news exclusively from Hasan.
>>532157607I-I just haven't found the right one yet!!
>>532157607nothing good ever happens.
>>532156020Thanks, have the other one from the set.
>>532157769The report is there for a reason I highly recommend you use it to clean up posts you donโt like or just scroll past posts you donโt like, itโs really that easy
>>532157607had one now they schizo me
>>532157607because no one unironically likes femezen
>>532157607They're on a server that I can't bring myself to ever transfer to even if I'd want to EB.
>>532157112>No nooooo don't expose my ideology as tyrannical and lameToo late.
>>532157201Yup.
Every country has it's good and it's bad.
Yeah, the UK is a nanny state big brother dystopia but besides that it's a fairly comfy place to live. Americans have more "freedoms" but you have a lot of shit we don't have to deal with too. If I had my pick of anywhere in the world to live I'd choose to stay in the UK.
>>532157787Instead of looking at children all day, you should pick up a dictionary.
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>>532157869somebody help him
>>532154509I'm not usually a fan of elezen but I think yours is very cute
https://exhentai.org/g/3363342/425c8ed168/
>>532157946true, they're always weird cunts
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>532157607because if i EB someone and erp with them often ill fall in love in real life
and people might tell you that they are cool with you both being dudes who play female characters, when push comes to shove, they realize they are just prison gay and cant imagine having a relationship irl with another dude, man
>>532157986We know Leicester poster, we know.
>>532157909>I shouldn't be expected to act like a reasonable person because the report button exists
>>532158010DO NOT OPEN ITS FEMLALA PORN
MY FEMLALA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES SYLPH LEAP OF FAITH
>>532157986>americans have more freedoms>highest prison population both total and per capitalhmm
>>532158145you realize you're posting off topic right
>>532157607>trusting someone with a irrevocable ring that can teleport them to your location at any momentI have to actually trust them and they'd have to be someone I'm into at that for me to want to MMO marry them
>>532158163You don't have to tell me twice!
*Opens it twice*
>>532158010This is a FFXIV lorebook.
Except actually.
>>532157607ive been playing this game for over five years and never joined an fc or made a friend or even talked to anyone really
is it possible to be too autistic for mmorpgs
>>532157607I am unEBable
For the most part EBs are overrated depending on what youโre trying to get one for. Itโs better to find people who like/love you instead of ones that fit a mold.
I FAILED THE LAST JUMP AFTER GETTING THE GOLD CACTUAR NOOOOOO
>>532158249I got jumpscared by the thumbnail and thought this was Vavalia Valia. This NPC is way prettier though.
>>532157731*punches HIM in HIS dick*
my moonie has no choice but to go back in the sissy basement
>bongs gone1776 truly has commenced again.
>>532157986Like what? Old people NOT going to jail for politically incorrect facebook posts? A lack of diverse and colorful machete gangs? Are you very concerned with how the mothers of gangbangers feel knowing that their little muggers might not come home from their latest expedition because the old man they tried to rob had a .45 and the right to wield it against his assailants?
>>532158225Americans (for now) are still allowed to own guns and have free speech so long as they never say anything bad about blacks or jews or Israel.
>>532158115You fags need to be more open with wanting to be in actual relationships when you EB instead of this wishy washy โnah man itโs cool weโre just bros, weโre not in a relationship we just textfuck and let our characters get married together itโs not serious at allโ bullshit
My bestfriend turned out to be a boywife erper
>>532158439We love Milala.
>>532157159>the dogooniesnot me #DODGED
>>532158530You're THAT kind of person.
>>532158225Itโs not high enough
>>532157607I am not EB material, it's just that simple.
>>532158225yea we actually jail niggers here unlike in the uk where they let paki rape gangs do whatever they want
>>532157607im not interested in grown men
>>532157607>EB someone im dating irl or just to get the two seater chocobo>>532158249can't you bl if things go wrong?
>>532158005that means so much to me!! you know, i just searched for this the other day, it took me 2 whole months from when the benchmark dropped going back and forth between glamourer and the benchmark tweaking stuff bc i reaaaally wanted to be one.
here's where i started and as you can see i made a lot of progress haha
>>532158225Well we don't accept "I had a Somalian sexual emergency" as an excuse for rape. Nor do we just lie and pretend that the prison camps don't exist like in China. On top of that we had traitors throw the border wide open and invite the world's criminals in so naturally we have to confine them prior to sending them back.
>>532158613We need more porn of her, the catbox from last thread isn't enough
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Lalaboys are too easy for my femlala.
>>532158249>>532158613>we don't need ninjas, we have GUNSIs she wrong?
Does anyone know where I can find the one amputee/nugget mod? I remember seeing the one catgirl use it.
>>532157607Truthfully? I'm simply too intimidating. The mental disconnect between what people perceive how I should be and how I actually am is far too great. It's like seeing a street rat eating a pitbull's still beating heart.
It's because I didn't transfer to Balmung and now Aether is locked and my reputation has been sullied too greatly.
>>532158718>can't you bl if things go wrong?Yes but would you want an invisible unhinged ex following you around?
>>532158578I donโt want this
>>532158802If you canโt see them on your screen they donโt exist
>>532157607Make something up, it'll be more interesting.
>>532158493Lmao salty boy none of that is illegal. The Supreme Court flat out said hate speech isn't real, but it's flat out illegal in the Eurozone. You're just mad that your favorite illegal who chanted death to America got deported.
it's too hot my sunnie+ is all sweaty her galls (girl balls) keep sticking to her thighs
what vpn can I get that isn't cucked and supports split tunneling
>>532158483>Having a gun pointed in your face>If you want to run a business in America you have to pledge loyalty to Israel (this is real, google it)>Food is full of steroids and chemicals and all sorts of weird shit that's illegal everywhere else in the world>You can't do anything without being a debt slave, they won't even let you rent without a proven history of debt slavery>Americans have a brand of crazy you don't find anywhere else in the world, American crazies are way more common and seemingly demonically possessed
I have no motivation,
no energy,
but itโs not that I canโt do it-it-it-it!
What do I want to do?
Do nothing and get plenty-ty-ty!
What I aim forโฆ is unearned income!
โWe will not work at all!โ (We wonโt work!!)
โBeing free is wonderful!โ (Wonderful!!)
โI donโt care which, but I want candy! (Candy!?)
>>532156150nothing wrong with what she's saying but instead of complaining about it she should just own it and play along. it's part of being a VA
>>532155861Sorry nobody took your bait. Here, why don't you tell me what the cockwatch was?
>>532158957you're asking for too much
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>>532157607not made for relationships
>>532158721yeah you definitely managed to be very cute, big improvements
>>532158493your guns are taken away by republicans the moment communities protecting themselves from state tyranny
it's an illusion of freedom so that the stupid american will imagine that it can't possibly get any better, ever, and here you are proving it
>>532158365Is this is still my favorite overworked moonie
>>532158957You can always move out of the UK
>>532158960this is what befriending kyoppi does to your brain
>>532157607I don't do casual dating, if we're going out it means we've already known each other for a while and have a deep connection and likely really know what we want
also I like women
>>532158901>Say nigger in America>"I'm exercising my free speech">Sir you're being detained for breach of the peaceHappens all the time.
Hooray for Mi'qitten Monday :3
>>532158802yeah good point that sounds awful, never eb'd so isnt there a way to idk, make the ring unusable for the other party if you divorce?
politics-brain faggots truly are some of the stupidest fucking people on this website
>>532158887Hey slabster.
I'm available.
Wink wink.
>>532155131you did not read the post
>>532159221>go into my fantasy world and do comfy gates>check the thread>its fucking politics again
>heโs still reading the posts instead of scrolling past them or reporting them
lol
>>532158958nobody is asking you to come, yet you wonโt stop.
Kinda like brown people and 4chan too.
America has the most prisons and the most prisoners because, like everything in America, it's a business that is massively corrupt and bleeds the country dry with government funding. The vast majority of American prisons are privately owned but government funded. It's part of why your cops are so unhinged, they're trained to escalate and help create a prison economy.
>>532159157this miqitten should meet up with my sweaty sunnie+
>>532157607I've met exactly two anons who I would be fine EBing
First one ended up EBing someone else before I could make a move
Second one has hinted he's not interested in that kind of stuff, and besides he's on another DC and can't leave his FC that all his friends are in (nor can I leave my FC)
so, i suffer
>>532159150DISTURBING THE PEAAAACE
LOOK INTO MY EEEEYES
>>532159136erm, that is anzu no uta, i have been into idolmaster for over 15 years.
>>532157607I am a professional fumbler.
>>532159057I'm willing to compromise on either the cucked or the split tunneling
>>532159135I already plan to, but I need to cope in the meantime.
>>532155693>I have no idea how you guys still think Brexit and it's associated election was a good ideaOnly absolute retards and mongs think that
They also think Sargon and co are the funniest people alive and that Farage will be their daddy leader
>>532157607duskies are unloveable
>>532159390Hey aero, someone here likes you:
>>532156349
>>532157607Because if I love someone it means I want the best for them, which is to be as far away from me as possible.
>>532157607The person I'd EB is already EB'd.
>>532157607the 2 people I would consider EBing are both already EB'd
>>532159448maybe your duskie and my duskie should...
>>532157607I do have one :)
>>532158756how does my femlala become a lalaboy predator.....
>>532159271What do you mean?
>>532159334>hmm let's make slavery illegal>but we still want forced labor... >let's just send as many people as possible to prison on minor charges so they have no rights hmmm, truly a land of freedom
>>532159137what a fine delicacy
>>532159442crystarium or somewhere else?
>>532157731even on her birthday nobody like me femra
>>532159643You are such a hick lol
>>532159430One of my favorite exercises on how to mentally frustrate myself is imagining I'm scottish and voted to not go independent because I wanted to stay in the UE. My heart goes out to those people.
>>532159692That shot is so much fun.
>>532159763Sure, I got some free time
>>532157607None of the people that call my femra cute have tried to EB her...
It also doesn't help that I don't want to give up my house and none of them want to leave Balmung or Mateus.
>>5321596064chan lacks the lawyers to follow compliance with the regulation document, twitter is not getting banned because they will already have a legal team specifically to handle things like this
I get you're retarded but read what you reply to before jumping to conclusions
>>532157607I don't really care about video game relationships. If I'm gonna put the time and energy into that kind of thing, it'll be IRL.
Also I play on Goblin.
>>532159848thank you dodoanon
CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!!!!
I need your help with spawning Copycat Cassie on Balmung right NOW
Please help!
>>532159291Please sir. You know I'm not into kittens so you're just making a gouf of yourself.
>>532157607i am high-grade 97% pure unEBable material. only the finest.
>>532157607Had one, it didn't work out and it soured me on the whole thing... but I do have a relationship and play a different game with them often!
>>532159980post nude femra tits and I will log in otherwise you're out of luck
>>532159565...suicide pact? say it aint so...
>>532159962Always happy to see more of that little guy. Even when he's likely doing things he probably shouldn't.
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>>532157607Waiting for a special someone I like out of game and in game
>>532160062may my duskie join your suicide pact....?
>>532160009Why NOT
>>532160040I can show you in person? ANYWAY BLIZZARD IS UP IN 30 SECONDS PLEASE HELP!!!
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>>532159512>>532156349O-oh, I'm very flattered, thank you!
>>532155658my condolences
may I suggest nuggets and chili for next time?
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Um, have you tried simply deposing the government?
>>532160062What? No!
I meant that we should... you know...
>>532157607Only if i fall in love with someone in real life that also plays FF14, then I'll EB that person.
>>532159024I'm not a snitch, cunt
>>532157607I have this condition called "unEBable" and it's incurable
I'm really good at being friendly though
>>532157607There's no one powerful enough to handle me. I am untamed, wild and free.
>>532159092>republicanskek good bait made me reply
>>532160220this but @ america, second biggest problem nation and enabler of the biggest problem nation
>>532160261So literally never?
>>532160220i've lived for thirty years in america and never even been pulled over by a cop
have you tried not being brown?
>>532160220Je prรฉfรฉrerais mourir plutรดt que d'รชtre franรงais.
>>532159920My point was that we gotta wait if anything actually happens. Things like that can change from one day to the next.
>>532157607Nobody has done my character's story quests and unlocked Friendship level 50 which is the prerequisite for beginning the EB courtship storyline.
>>532160313does she have two woobers to match the tails?
>>532160351>he thinks they wonโt take guns away the moment they see an openingMan you guys really do live in a separate reality.
>>532159980Not right now honey.
my malezen is making progress on his aetherical disorder
>>532160502She has zero woobers and you're gross.
>>532160351Check out this Final Fantasy 14 loredump
https://www.history.com/articles/black-panthers-gun-control-nra-support-mulford-act
I was going to post me viera but this thread is dogshit so I shan't
>>532160206Sorry but no femra tit catbox no motivation to log in.
>>532157869>>532159137Now show dodo vs zenos at the edge of the universe.
>>532160351who do you think banned guns in california? or do you think reagan was a democrat
>>532160584Based, but also ouch
>>532157607my femlala's had her heart trampled on too many times to ever eb anyone. everyone gets sick of her quickly and cheats on her or grows to hate her. after the fourth time, she became convinced that she was the problem. she's not interesting enough. not fun enough. not smart enough. not good enough. no point going through all that again with a 5th person. she doesn't want the items either, so she'd never just eb for that.
>>532159334what's your name?
If UK bans 4chan I guess I'll just torment thousands of discord servers every year instead. They'll ban me sure, but there's always someone else to pick an argument with. 4chan is my cage, you don't wanna see what happens when you let me out of my cage.
my fidster is going to work
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I woke up soaked in my piss again.
>>532160503Sorry but I'm pretty sure it as the Democrats who were trying to take away guns for the past 10 years. But now since any normal person realizes they're retarded they're trying to be "we're actually le cool guys, guns, huh huh masculinity huh please vote for us again..."
>>532160610>black panthersI support taking guns away from extremist groups that think they're superior based on the color of their skin.
>>532160701last time I checked you can still get a gun in California.
>>532157607NOBODY likes male midlandersโฆ
>>532160830Holy shit you're retarded Ralliant.
>>532160732What? I'm not telling you that.
>>532160703Well, don't be gross and you won't be called gross.
>>532160895>RalliantI'm not even him but I see he lives rent free in your head
>>532160402I was mad at them for taking my money but now theyโre shelling brown people itโs all worth while.
Man, I donโt want to listen to political discourse, I just want to horny post
>>532161040Post your character. If you're cute then I will log in immediately to help you.
>>532158708explains why you never pursued tina even when you were hanging out all day every day
Eb like this for my male character?
https://litter.catbox.moe/4df3bledc5zf0a7p.jpg
>>532160830Democrats have not tried to take your guns away what they have tried to do is have stricter gun laws so we donโt have an epidemic of school shootings every year. Too bad the GOP are bought out by the NRA and the gun lobby to do whatโs write for Americas kids. As the current VP once said โschool shootings are just a fact of lifeโ
>>532157607I have an EB, i'm not sad like you (((people))).
>>532160885Especially not femlalas.
>>532157607I'm a malera so i'm naturally fumbling any opportunities
>>532160926you're so lame you don't even play this game.
>>532161087post plap pics then
I'm queuing frontlines as blm
would anyone on LIGHT like to do some roulettoooos
>>532161087neither do I
unfortunately our faggot ass jannies are too lazy to do their one fucking job
>>532160830>w-well sure republicans tightened gun laws to ban open carry (for everyone) the moment they felt threatened but uh but but uh they wouldn't do that! shall not be infringed! americans are so dumb
>>532154674>no memecatNobody remember us.
>>532160885several members of the maliddie council have EBs THOUGH
>>532161126Isn't that Kat?
>>532161040Only if we... kiss...
>>532161227I donโt got those.
>>532161238The jannies are long gone from this god forsaken board
>>532161130Revisionists are so lame. Anyways I won't continue this if you want to argue make a thread on /pol/. I'll always vote red no matter who, how about them apples.
>>532157607i don't have an EB bc i don't have an EB
maybe one day i will
Consumed in primordial darkness, the voidsent are the distorted aether-starved remainders of the original lifeforms within the realm of the void. Starved of life energy, they seek to feed on the aether of other realms. Voidsent exist due the excess of dark aether shattering the aetheric harmony of living creatures, altering their natural forms and turning them into undying monstrosities driven by their unrestrained excesses and desires.
Certain femlalas here are really sweet and easy on the eyes, but they're hideous on the inside. It's like when you see their real faces, it's ugly as sin. Someone should put them in their place; they're rotten within. Femlalas with no feelings don't deserve to live. It's so obvious.
>>532159323Reporting too much and too fast gets you warning. Nice site.
Seeing the replies to that anchor makes me realize just how sad and lonely so many posters here are, even ones who are willing to attach their identity to it and joke about being "unEBable"
Man you really need to work on yourselves
>>532154674i'm pretty sure that mean inquisitor femezen with the scary eyes is from the UK
she is also my wife (she denies it but its true)
>>532161438Ugh, she's JUST like me...
>>532161352Vote your conscience dude. I hope you get everything you voted for these next 3.5 years
>>532161438Respect the honesty
>>532160308No you're just boring and afraid of consequences.
>>532161352you can vote for whichever corporate lobby advertises itself in a way you prefer, but it won't save you from being a retard
>>532161438You donโt think it be like this, but it yabba dabba do.
>>532161469in my case i was deflecting and don't actually see myself as unEBable. having self esteem here can make you a quick target.
>>532161578ok fred flinstone
>>532158792But you and Rekka are married.
>>532159781boomers are retarded and should not be allowed to vote
>>532157607anonymously wifeposting femezen isn't actually very efficient for getting one as an eb
>>532161438>only here for achievements>I don't enjoy this game anymorethis seems contradictory to me
is there an achievement you can get passively or something?
is there a fomo achievement where if you're not around right now, you'll never get it?
i dont understand how an achievement could keep you in a game you hate.
I'm the Johnny Silverhand of FFXIV.
>>532160413But of course.
>>532161107Why is everything conditional...
>>532161296Wow hey wanna...
>>532161749show me the impressive cock...
>>532159150Literally doesn't. If you say it as part of harassing someone, like you're standing in front of their house shouting it for hours, you will get in trouble for HARASSMENT, not the words you used.
>>532159295Not nearly as funny as Euroseethe.
Fuck I love miqitten miqunny. And lowlander lowlunny. That one doesn't work but I love little girls of all races and I want to get them pregnant. Repeatedly. On cooldown, like a damage buff.
>>532161749>I'm the Johnny Silverhand of FFXIVRighto mate, this guys a fuckin legend!!
>>532161742The longest achievement takes 7 years of daily play, spending your leves every single day. So thatโs somewhat passive
>>532161742there are quite a few people on the leaderboard of total achievement points because they have lots of old event achievements; they feel they must get every single missable event achievement that comes up.
it is 31 degrees celsius in my moonie's room
>>532161861Based and same
I'm the Archmage Khadgar of /xivg/ except my chair can't fly and I can't do magic.
>>532161845americope is equally as funny, but far more common than euroseethe
>>532161886Do you get a title?
>>532161861I want a miqitten with a + to get me pregnant.
>>532161909>leaderboardi didnt even realize there was one
i didnt know people cared this much desu
>>532161886wow that's fucking crazy
honestly if you hate this game but stay for achievements that give shitty rewards and a place on a leaderboard of a game u dont even like, then youre fucking neurotic. just unsub wtf are you even doing with your life sis
>>532161742he's a weird unemployed nigga with nothing else to do, I somewhat understand him in that he's playing for the satisfaction of getting the achievement rather than the enjoyment of the game
this guy in particular did all the OC chest achievements in like the first few weeks of it coming out and played it like a job 18 hours a day, unlikely he has much else going on for him
it's too hot for my female warrior of light to put her thigh highs on, this sucks so bad...
>>532161394i think sin eaters would have been more cool if they were more mechanically the opposites of voidsent
in the same way that the world of darkness is a place of chaos because nothing can ever die, the light-aspected empty should have been covered in angelic statues that hate movement. That's how the overwhelming light aether thing worked, i thought, it was like stasis as the opposite of dark which is chaos. So the empty would be filled with frozen statues that grumble to life when you get near them and attack because they're trying to turn you into stone (or just kill you so you stop disturbing their stillness). A lot of sin eaters DID resemble marble statues because that was the aesthetic but i don't think the lore ever described motivation for them like that.
>>532162042it's not official leaderboards, just third party ones. but people care a lot about staying in the top #100 or so in a game of a million people.
>>532162120Same, I stopped doing it lately...
>>532158754>he doesn't know
>>532162042The funny thing is... There is no official leaderboard lmao.
>>532162038literally the entire world uses celcius
>>532160830>black panthers>extremist groups that think they're superior based on the color of their skinlmao retard, does anything threatening your status quo of curbstomping niggers and sending them to the back of the bus count as extremism?
>>532161936>88 degreesturn your heater on bro
>Femra that insist they "aren't for lewd" all turn out to have the most degenerate kinks
>Femra that regularly respond to ass and catbox anchors don't plap
I don't get it
>>532162190im sorry for you too, life is so cruel sis...
my WoL usually has to wait until night time before she can consider putting them on...
>>532162256Me femra is only lewd with the right people
>>532157607because there's only one person i'd want to EB and it will probably never happen. it's cool though, i don't think i could say i truly care about someone if i considered my feelings more important than theirs, and they're one of my best friends besides.
>>532162256Stop being brown skinned and I'd let you hit as often as you want.
>>532154587How tricky would it be to spoof a connection from NL or something? I know this site is kind of shitty about VPNs but there's gotta be a decent workaround... is this the advent of 8ch xivg? j/k, of course not
My femhroth wants to hang ALL politicians, not just half of them.
>>532161786Mnyo, I was joking. Good luck farming alone!
>>532161731Have you tried talking to them? It takes a little bit of practice, but once you get the hang of it, I find they're very approachable.
>>532161354Hey bitch, wanna see my apartment?
Summer vibes
https://youtu.be/xaHsXQjDepg
Pure races based on this general
>veena
>raen
>>532162432based but still ugly
>>532161749I'm the princess peach of FFXIV
>>532162506>pure>raenWhat
>>532162581do you suck dicks
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>>532161478Wots all this then, you got a loicense for that wifeposting?
>>532162597You heard the man
>>532157607I'm trying but I keep failing
>>532161731Nobody shows when my femezen offers to meet
>>532161683Then why is there no ring on this finger? You're not implying Rekka is a bad wife, are you? Unable or unwilling to craft a ring to sit on this here hand of mine... Wait! Don't tell me! You think you could be a better femlala bride?
Lalafell should remove all the biggers from uldah, as it was given to us by NaldThal.
>>532157607I do not want to EB a grown ass man no matter how hot I find their character
>>532158887https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/514157810/#q514172679
Balmung has 360 open plots, at least 77 of which are available for bidding.
>>532162478I do sometimes but I think as anyone that has talked to me in game can attest to I'm pretty terrible at holding a conversation or engaging in small talk
it's pretty much special interests or nothing
Today I will finish grinding my BF's pvp battle pass to level 25 because he's too much of a wimp to pvp himself. :3
Hello /xivg!
>>532154587Wait this is real? Wild... At least they didn't ban VPN's yet. I don't feel like its going to make all that much of a difference long term.
>>532154829Absolutely!
>>532157607Haven't really bothered looking, no one has actually asked me seriously nor have I met anyone that made me feel the pull to EB them.
>>532162810this is my one chance to win a house
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>>532160323i can handle you (in FL) (during good days) (perhaps, idk play against you)
>>532157607Unavailable on the free trial.
Also, no loli wife for me to treat like my darling little princess who I love and kiss and cuddle with
>>532162810I should try moving my FC house to Lav Beds.
>>532162942hello you semen demon
>>532162219Racist spotted. Fuck off.
>>532162676anon you can't just go around raping every femraen you see
>>532162847maybe but i need to know who you are...
>>532157607she can't trust anyone anymore
>>532162458I got helped out by a kind person so I was NOT alone actually be nice...
my fiddie is like gianna michaels
>>532162478this had me giggling like crazy
is it nice/spoiler]
guys i was playing a game under the name cvmswallower but they forced me to change it, what should i change it to that's in exactly the same vein
How have none of you ever been approached for an EB? My femlala has had to turn down three suitors this year.
The house next to mine opened up.
If one of you moves in I'm killing myself.
>>532162804I don't understand that post.
>>532162963>>532163062Leviathan has 713 open plots, at least 102 of which are available for bidding.
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>>532163282>grey gobletnot much to worry about there bro
>>532163301leviathan is also an entire dc away from where you got cucked by the crimson chin you pathetic ahh nigga
>>532163382I don't understand this post.
>>532163279People only want what they can't have. A strong and honest lalagirl would never give in to marriage with anything less than a king. The average /xivg/er practically begs everyone they meet to fuck.
>>532163282Now that you said this Iโm going to actively seek your ward out and put a bid in
>>532163282One of you niggas do it, I need some good news in my life
>>532161749a schizophrenic psychopath?
>>532163301i think your sunnie's panties are creamed
>>532163282As your bestest friend and closest confidant I'll move in next to you so that you don't have to see any xivggers.
What xivg discord should I join
anyone on balmung wanna let me sucky sucky big milk while i goo goo ga ga waaagghh
Judas is so tsundere..
>d-don't you dare move into this empty plot b-baka! i-it's not like i want you to move in or anything.... in fact, i-if you do i... i'll.... i'll kill myself!!!! kyaaaaa! *runs away crying*
>>532163718Whatever happened to Jill Stingray?
I remember he made a database on every player here then he kinda just fucked off.
anyone wanna do anything on crystal
>>532163649join the dead one that I'm in and just sit there silently like everyone else
I don't think anyone in there even plays anymore
>>532163119pot, meet kettle
>>532162942it was nice seeing you offline or fucked off to crystal for the last day or so. not much posting either. shame it's over.
>>532163821Yeah but not with you creep.
>>532157607I'm not really looking, and I play on Phantom of all servers.
>>532163825which one is that
>>532163742Classic food name enjoyer behavior.
>>532163821Iโm going to do trial/alliance raid roulette here like half an hour. Unfortunately for you I donโt play with anons anymore
>>532163828Fuck off racist we don't play with that shit here.
>>532163789he subs sometimes to raid
mostly just circlejerks with the other faggot tranny twitter tourists in his discord
>>532163589Johnny's a sociopath, not a pyschopath.
>>532163301>Levi finally has the plot Iโve always wanted>10m gil shortAt least I have another week to save up since itโs not up for bid, but STILL
Thankfully my income has been pretty consistent so I could make it by then
>>532163789he still posts
>>532163606Why would I say that though? It's not funny. I don't see anything it would be a reference to. It looks like a nonsense shitpost and I only do that if I'm really angry about something.
>>532164026pst but you have to make a post admitting to being in love with male elezen
>>532163825Is this the cuddle puddle, memcord, appalcord, king pincord, godsbeepcord, elkcord or frencord?
>>532163872absolute wife material too....
>>532163872what about getting Jin Yoake to move back?
how about a meetup where we force meenas to dress up like girls
>>532162825Elezens are autistic by nature, you'll find one you gel with sooner or later. Never give up, anon.
>>532163251>spoilerIt's OK, pretty generic; mostly just a fireplace. It's not on crystal so I don't see it much anymore.
pointing and laughing at you rn
>>532163327>Diabolos returns AGAIN as his Chains of Promathia version
>>532164026I can give you 10mil and you can pay me back later if you need it before the deadline
Do I look handsome in this or what fellas?
>>532163789people blame him for being behind the massive 700 player xivg playerscope file now too
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Time to admit WOW fucking won.
>>532164182I fucking love beating the shit out of Diabolos.
He is the best recurring badguy in FFXIV.
>>532163860https://voca.ro/1l9aOG51c0SZ
>>532163945that rocks man i hope you have fun or whatever
>>532164117i don't have any xiv discords
I hope I win the lottery this timeโฆ I only have this week and next week to get a Shirogane house before the chance is gone foreverโฆ
>>532163872builded for my sunnie+
>>532162661Yes because I'm bimbo royalty
Family of biggers moved in next to my femlalaโฆ there goes the neighborhood
>>532157607I don't see myself EBing someone unless we are dating but right now I am more interested in getting to know people better.
>>532164256won what, Macchi?
>>532164256>wow player just learned that OSRS exists thanks to sodapoppin playing it
>>532164256I always wonder if posts like these are even potentially genuine considering the shitshow wow went through for the previous few expansions
>>532164151that's just a regular FL meet up
>>532164092>that offerIโve liked male elezen since ARR though
>>532164184I think I can make it before deadline. Ill try real hard!
>>532157607A combination of things, mostly my home world + fantablob nature though
>>532164363Why do you have veiny old man arms?
Where do I make a Crystal alt between Diabolos, Goblin or Malboro
>>532163872I like this femra more than Domanra. Not sure what kind of beef they have between each other, but I'm rooting for this one.
>>532163975sociopath isn't a real diagnosis
he's a psychopath, a literal cyberpsycho
>>532162687I'm pretty sure I've shown up every time I've been asked to so far for what it's worth
probably won't try again until the patch is at least closer though I let my sub lapse for now
>>532164256Bro, how many drinks until you start posting โXivg is my toiletโ
>>532160830Bro their party (D) is finished if they don't convince you that they don't really want to take your guns and free speech, just pretend they haven't spent the past few decades trying and failing, okay? Gargamel doesn't REALLY want to eat those Smurfs it's all a prank bro! Please please vote for them...
>>532161130Those stricter gun laws include mandatory buybacks on the most commonly owned firearms, El Tardo.
>>532164425>Iโve liked male elezen since ARR though
>>532164504go for it King
>>532163742I put in to move to a different plot.
>>532164479diabolos sounds coolest
a meetup where we force meenas to dress up like girls and then drink loads and loads of alcohol
>>532164151that'd be so funny
what guy would wear a dress lol
>>532157607no one on balmung likes penisless femezens
CRYSTAL datacenter let's fish in the ocean
pf under C.L
pass 0777
sorry i've been lazy lately... malboro docks btw......
>>532164392>peeled femragross
Had a good time at rolos, gamers! Thanks for coming out!
>>532164629Diabolos it is, and yes I agree
>>532164504yeah bro go ahead
>>532164653this melf kinda zesty looking..
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>>532164158>spoilery-yeah thats okay.. i get it.. point and laugh..
>>532164453we need nudes of your malera asap
Day 3 of thinking about turning my bloonie (blue moonie) into a goonie (dark grey moonie)
I think I'm gonna do it (shift 1 shade to the right in the character creator)
>>532164653I would if you didn't schizo post me.
>>532157159I'm sorry to inform you that you only have 1 1/2 of these right.
>>532164783we need nudes of your femra asap
>>532164375I was wondering how TWW is recently but as soon as I learned there has apparently been another mass exodus of players from it I feel like I found my answer.
>>532161354You're damaged goods now. Everyone saw that catbox album. Who would want a whore like you?
>>532164642Please get a trip.
>>532164721yeah i kiss guys but i also kiss girls
>>532164816is this the new bit we're gonna run with
>>532164576I just also like good hygiene, if that's a possible combination between the two.
>>532164458Cutting weight and just had a pump
My schizo is trying to become a world class troller
>>532164927Itโs mostly classic players that went to OSRS, not retail. Classic MoP no one is going to play and SoD is done. TWW is probably fine since Season 3 starts August 5th there. I donโt blame you for not being informed, Iโm too online
Me femra wants to go home and
bros i just put in bids on 4 larges
>>532164797You can't post that and not catbox the full
>>532164978>male elezen>good hygieneLick the salt rock, sir.
Be honest, how many of you are truly NOT a futa?
>>532164540Yeah? What about it?
>>532164783>randomized filename{Hmmm.}
>>532165265my femroe never had and never will have a penis
>>532164969shes been a whore even since she plapped poyo
immediate stds
>>532161354move to mateus when it opens up again and I will
What is the arrow and circle arround the Scion Marauder ?
>>532165265my duskie is not a futa, even if everyone thinks she is for some reason
>>532165042>everyone who wants you to get a trip is schizo exGet a fucking grip, you need to take meds and touch some grass you dogfucking pedophile tranny
>>532164978Okay I'll give you 10m later but you're not allowed to like male Elezen anymore. Too many people are gassing up male Elezen lately and it's turning them all e-boy lite whereas before we were considered mysterious and hot.
>>532165185Catbox is not working for me
https://litter.catbox.moe/2gpwuu8lrwsma0qr.jpg
>>532165427How do you not know the tank buster marker?
>>532165427It means a hard-hitting attack that is meant to be taken by a Tank and mitigated.
>>532165265I am, in fact, not a futa
Buying a house on balmung on my alt so I donโt have to be homeless when I transfer over
l-last call.... fishers....... *coughs blood*
>>532164653>>532164653
โFake niceโ reminds my femlala of the โbook smartโ cope
>>532165560And this is why you are a wife
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MALERAS....
>>532165265I'm an adult human male, futas aren't real.
My character is a female, I think about kissing her on the lips. I do not ERP.
If I were to ERP, I would play a male.
Hope this helps.
>>532165265never has been
>>532165265Oh! Oh! Me! I'm a natural born biopole! That's right cucks. I was born with this massive 2 incher! Jealous? As you should be in light of my girth.
>>532165512Is it single target, or AOE ? If like this target a DPS, can the tank take it instead ?
>>532165650HEAR ME OUTโฆ
>>532165470This is definitely that Macska guy
>>532165427"Tankbuster"
Do your updated Hall of Novice when you reach level 50 or complete the ARR MSQ or whenever the fuck it unlocks
>>532164120I'll quote you on that.
>>532164295I'm sorry but I'm not really into catgirls, and I'm into futa catgirls even less.
>>532165745By the time you see it, its already chosen its target.
They're often times (though not always) explosions targeted on the target and can splash onto nearby people, so try not to crowd anyone with that marker.
>>532164256no
t. still plays wow but only for m+ with friends, everything else is shit
happy male miera meena monday.
>>532165851Gotcha, thanks for the infos !
>>532165265my rava isnt one
>>532165637One day Iโll figure out who this anon is
>>532165242>Lick the salt rock, sir.I would like to keep things soapy fresh and clean, please.
>>532165478>Too many people are gassing up male Elezen latelyYeah it's getting kinda musky in here, pee-yew. Stinks.
But I was there at GROUND ZERO when malezen weren't even COOL yet. Pre-HW when they were just weirdo cavepeople, treehuggers, and giraffes roaming the lands? I WAS THERE. APPRECIATING THEM.
Also I swear I'll cough up the money myself, the real issue is winning the house.
I miss pre-lotto housing where you just had to have the fastest legs and a good computer.
my moonie has gotten off with bdsm community service at least that's what she tells herself to make the anxiety go away
finally Squadrons reset
what is the logic for 3 trainings a day and 1 mission every 18 hours?
meenas
are
CRIIIINGE you are soooo stupid looking bwauaueehehahahaha
>>532166069I'm going to bid on the house so that when you lose you try to come whine but I just teleport you back to the LB entrance by removing you from the plot.
>>532166120same reason beast tribes are only 3 a day
>>532165265my femlala is not a โfutaโ, because she doesnโt like anal sex.
>away for a patch
>come back
>learn that there was a mahjong update
>had two games of G'raha Tia and Krile ASMR that was aplied by a hidden vendor in a half hidden option box in a very easy to miss menu
>my ears are tingly after
Ummm...
my fierda is fat as fuaaaaark dood
>>532166184I wish anon would teleport me to his EB entrance.
Uhmmm Elezen were still cool in ARR actually.
>>532166120>play game for 3 hours>during this time, do 3 training session>when you go to log off, send them out on an 18 hour mission so that you can do the same thing tomorrow
>>532166287beast tribes are 12 a day sis
>>532165265I have never been a futa despite the accusations...
>>532165265My big bitch isn't.
>>532165265why would my moonie have a penis
>>532165265some people wish my fiddie was one
>>532166368I have nothing else to do except this.
>>532165973>no face 4Loss
>>532166175Good ones are unicorns which makes them even more shit
>>532165265I am truly NOT a futa
>>532166032Not if I can help it!
>>532161514So far I am, yeah, and a bunch of extra stuff I didn't expect but am happy to get.
>>532162032Judging by your posts it's clearly the opposite. Hence why you're being removed piece by piece from this American website.
>>532166184I am going to through rocks at your window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIZV6f95r4
>>532166365Yeah but they weren't cool-cool yet. HW made them cool and hip-er
>>532165560my not wife looks cute in this hair..
>>532166592final fantasy fourteen?
>>532165265I'm a male character with a futa alt whenever I feel like sleeving a girl
>>532166513Do dungeons with your squadron then. What I did was spam dungeons (and training) to level my squadron up and allocate bonus points, and when I went to log off for the night I had the rank advancement mission available and then sent them off to rank up, then did that same thing the next day
Bow before your Elezen overlords and the true heirs of Eorzea, you vile beast races. Or face the wrath of uh... something bad.
>>532166727looking very sick bro what weapon is that
>>532166685>$22 to work at a donut shopIs this real? I'm making $33 at a skilled job that requires knowledge and a license
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
>>532166858My glowie wife
>>532166727Anon I suggest against telling people to kneel for femezen, it leads to Hildalings
>>532164971Prepare yourself for harassment later today!!
>>532166721That's what I need to do, I need to complete the Lv20 mission before I can run the dungeons
>>532165265Totally blatant base-baiting anchor
>pickme pickme im so based and might put out for you silly maleplayers~!
My femra keeps trying to take the lala bench fells home with her.
>>532165381i thought poyo didnt plap
what's juniper's secret?
>>532166015a rava without a gock is like an angel without its wings
it's that time of day again when my moonie questions the fuck out of her actions
>>532164969The real achievement is getting called a whore monsoon, I still giggle at that one.
I logged in to say I love Femezen so much it's unreal.
>>532154298 (OP)>There are 4,675 housing plots available on the Crystal datacenter How many people fucking quit
>>532166861Lol you better ask for a raise big bro I make $30 an hour and I don't do shit except send emails
>>532167005Well, ganbatte. I literally just did that shit, but I can't remember how I did it. I might have done the training sessions and then sent them out on a mission and then did the 20 mission the next day.
There's like 1 day of bottleneck with each rank up, so get used to it.
>>532166365Can you post the picture with that brown highlander on the right hand side of the screen. It's for a friend.
>>532162256There's some paradox where, for example, "oppressed" groups actually get the nicest treatment from average on police, and this is another case of it. The expectation of a thing being a certain way creates the opposite reality.
>>532167041the real fiddie-
>>532166996a little birdie just warned me, i'll be prepared
>>532166501This moonie is cuter without one
Which race's females would be most understanding of my desire to sniff them?
>>532157607The person I wanted to EB got mad at me for telling them I had feelings for them after they had been flirting with me for six months, asked me to EB them, knew I had feelings for them at the time of them asking, then he started shitposting me using information only he would know. I don't understand this brand of insane man and do not wish to chance running in to another that closely rhymes.
>>532167023Yeah dude, normal women without male mutations on their body are incredibly based. Glad you're catching on.
>>532166662Fourteen cocks in your ass is your fantasy, and that's the final word.
>>532165265Pick me! Pick me! I'm one of the good ones!
Am I doing this right?
>>532167408Can't believe that foul fowl would rat me out baka
>>532167480hrothgar of the helion variety
Elezen have always been great, it's just bad apples like Kanchelle that ruin it for everybody. As for me, I'm waiting to resub so I can plap Juniper Gladewynd into next week!
>>532165560I want to EB this femra and the miqo
>>532167480cats and big cats
>>532167549Perfect, that is the exact female I am the most interested in giving an exploratory sniff.
>>532166957Hilda was a case of a malezen on fiddie, which is shockingly common.
>>532167415I don't think any character I've designed looks good with a +, I ain't got it in me to make a good + design :pensive:
>>532167408Come to Light again sometime, could you?
>>532167543please be kind to my bluebird, i don't let him out of my heart to be insulted
>>532167480Hrothgar because they do it. Maybe viera women because that one cutscene in dawntrail botanist quest between the rava and her first time seeing a veena male felt two steps from sexual assault if she wasn't in public
>Lottery entry and plot purchase unavailable. No more land may be purchased as a character on this service account already owns land on this world.
How do you get around this if you want to upgrade your FC plot?
>>532167023Silence jealous futard.
>>532167869dont be the gm
>>532167708Keep it that way toots
>>532167693My femlala took on a job as maid in an elezen estate โฆ all he does is polish his lance and bitch about dragons!
>>532167765/Think no, I don't think I will!
>>532167492>Was mad you had feelings for them and asked you to EB themI'm not understanding
Male Midlander x Female Elezen
>>532167492>I want to receive the love of another,>with none of the responsibility.Many rhymes, I'm afraid. Sorry sister.
is it me?
>>532164236I'd actually rather be the one behind the booru than be the one behind the scope list. At least the booru was a little fun with images. The scope list only exists to expose alts and name changes.
Oh shit, I might get a new neighbor. On Balmung! Finally.
Female Elezen x Male Highlander
>>532166805the ascension blade from P12S. you wanna get it bro? I could farm it some more for the WAR axe and my collection is complete
My lalaboys spaghetti and homemade meatballs are amazing, angel hair always, this is lala food, femra food, food for anyone.
>>532167492was it lewd flirting or romantic flirting, because if it was the former or actually neither and just them being friendly towards you then you were def out of line
>>532167823Elaborate? Please tell me some cheeky Jap got tired of the woke consultants running things and wrote bunny colonization into the story.
>>532167492Post with your character coward
My male midlander WAR is like this
>>532168293Looks cool except for the cloak.
it's 4:20pm and my femra (girl) is pouring some glendronach 12
>>532168229Angel hair sticks together in one massโฆ my femlala prefers thicker noodles
>queue for FL
>team placed dead last
>literally the other two alliances where neck and neck until the very end but we barely broke 200 points
>did nothing but meme in Alliance chat the whole time
>got 2 player comms
I just love when I do nothing and still win!
can you please let me onto balmung
>>532168207Mhighlander x Thighlander though..
>>532154587what do you mean i wont be able to shit post and rage bait anymore
>>532168293*sigh*
Guess itโs time for another Sturgian only run where I ignore their cav units since they suck. At least their infantry is good enough to box formation and march into the enemyโs line
>>532168359Screw you I'm getting an even fluffier cloak now just for that
>>532167762i can swing by after this boat probably.
>>532168027you will, it's fine
>>532168207insanely based pairing
>>532168413>Angel hair sticks together in one massAngel hair is for light/thin sauce, not thick sauce. Like, if you're using alfredo or something, of course the angel hair is going to stick together in one mass.
>two plots in my ward opened up
>right next to each other and next to me
Hmmm
female rava X "female" veena
>>532154587This is going to get rid of so many shitposters
>>532167973Because you're a femlala and not a fiddie.
>>532168546I think their Druzhinnik are pretty good. Just not, like, Vlandia/Empire/Aserai/Khuzait level... which I guess does make them comparably bad.
But it's still better than Battania! And their swag is undeniable.
uhhhhh
male duskwight x female duskwight?
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>>532168269I'm not a coward.
female raen X deep dungeon vore mimic with tentacles and potent aphrodisiac cum
>>532168785i wouldn't dare risk making somebody uncomfortable or messing up a friendship
i'll simply wait for many, many green lights instead
>>532168680Just namedrop Serrit directly.
>>532168760Elezen x Elezen doesn't even exist
>>532168785Sis... I think we...
>>532168876Sure are ugly though
>get schizoposted
>it's by someone who doesn't know me well enough to spell my name
>It wasn't even me they were arguing with but I'll get another rent free estate in their head
Wehehe
>>532168938is ur raen frieren?
>>532168958do you have a threadcrush?
>>532168091>>532168250He said he had feelings for me too but didn't want to date, which is fine since LDRs aren't for everyone, so I thought we were okay to stay friends until he started getting mad and schizo about it. It was a whole headache and a half that I just did not want to deal with.
>>532168569It won't be needed right now, I'll be elsewhere, but don't forget us.
A nerdy, thin, rotten gal max height femezen being lifted by a malera she said has yaoi hands
A fiddie learning that catboys have barbs after teasing a sunnie friend on his birthday
A mousy femroe daydreaming about getting princess carried and thrown around by her viera crush despite being 50cm taller than him and being thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (he will manage it with immense effort)
>>532168746Yeah but Battania has Fian Champions which are just unfair compared to other ranged units.
Fun fact you can set them to disengage and they have enough speed to outrun enemy infantry, get into position to shoot once or twice, and then continue running.
Just letting everyone know that I will be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen
>>532168991You think we what...?
>>532169083catboys don't have barbs
>>532168760It just might work.
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My fiddie just clocked in
>>532168251The fujo queen from SHB / EW wrote the story and the first time a new world rava saw a skatay veena with her own eyes she silently gazed him up and down taking in all the details while the sexual tension felt like it spiked for no reason before things continued as normal. Someone posted a gif of the scene in /xivg/ once
>>532168785I do believe it's over...
>>532168785WHAT I LEARNED IN THREADCRUSH SCHOOL IS
WHAT I LEARNED IN THREADCRUSH SCHOOL IS
WHAT I LEARNED IN THREADCRUSH SCHOOL IS
WHAT I LEARNED IN THREADCRUSH SCHOOL IS
WHAT I LEARNED IN THREADCRUSH SCHOOL IS
>>532169083m*le fantasy is so boring and unimaginative
>>532168958This is the reason you don't have a male EB, female characters, because male characters know the standard for being creepy is so much lower for them and so unless you are perfect and clearly interested we'll not put out.
>>532169041a crush, maybe. i dunno if that counts as a threadcrush. i try (and fail, probably) not to crush on anyone overly often though, i don't like burdening anyone with that.
>>532169078how could i? light was my home for years!
>>532168785I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH SEI AND FERI
lalaboy eb for my femlala doko
imagine how cute we'd be together
>>532169381>we'll not put outmy femezen will simply just force you to put out, slut
>>532169083third option but with male hrothgar carrier
>>532169220Thread ended so nevermind...
>>532169368I've seen female fantasies, you won't fool anyone.
>>532169303I'd love to see it.
>>532169312BLANKITY
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Cute as a button lalaboy seeking cutie patooty femlala eb
>>532169549I'm a malezen you can't rape me I'll shriek
>>532169694not if you use angel hair pasta in SPAGETTI marinara. The instructions are in the name, numbskull!
>>532168537do you have new plap pics?
>>532167869an alt in your FC on a different service account or another FC member has to make the bid
>>532168972yes it does. my co tank is an elezen
we're not gay or anything, just two elezen bros
>>532169323what are you looking at
>>532154853>Kanchelle wore your skin so you should change for himWeird