Previous:
>>532135310>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>JP NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Next Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/umaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
>>532156230>character objectives are removedGood, they're fucking retarded.
umamusume is wit(ty name) game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCiPY9OZgQ
SKIBIDI RIZZ
YES
YES
YES
>>532153609They really whip the honses ass!
Which MLB SR Power should I level first? Biwa or Digital? or someone else?
>>532156494This is getting sirius.
Time to pull 5 Kitasans in a row
file
md5: 3dc488c499ecbab3e41b6c2bb060a49d
๐
>summer camp y3
>no kitasan skills
is that normal?
I think you should train guts
Which one should I use regularly?
>>532156708I believe in you anon
>>532156616Ummm whereโs her bellybutton?
After harsh critique about Urara stamina yesterday, I have returned after making some corrections in approaching the milers training.
Rate my Autisma Maxima Queen. Is she any good?
>>532156507you'll still want to run every G1 and G2, even G3 for every distance with someone like King Halo for example
>>532156790good enough for mile
bless
md5: a563d65567e43120f268c0da6b976ebd
๐
>>532156795My wife and daughterwife...
R8 and h8
Just need 5 more pulls to get to pity and get my 3rd Kitasan copy
I started a few days ago and got 3x Kitasan on my reroll, I finished my spark today and got the 4th copy. I donโt have many other notable SSRs besides Seiun Sky, but how did I do with SRs?
I got exactly who I wanted from my random 3 star ticket so even if it was a terrible reroll Iโd keep it anyways
How can I get ayano top guns jacket anon please its so fucking cute
Any sneaker sweatshops still hiring? I just rerolled and could do with some points. Here's my CV.
513239371935
>>532156761I'm gonna train YOUR guts
*rapes u*
>double circled for everything
>no1 fave
>plenty of wit
>lose anyways
epic
>Increase velocity when running uphill.
>Increase endurance running downhill.
???
How do i know which track is downhill or uphill?
What with the popularity explosion?
file
md5: de3816047983ca7f20ec797e0fb32e45
๐
>>532156760holy shit bitch this was too late
>>532156795It's canon, they would do it.
>>532157040from real life of course
>>532156580I don't like how hard they whip the horses :(
>>532156995>two double circle>#6 fave>destroy the competition anywaysepic
>>532156975She really is the most powerful, beautiful, glorious ray of light in the world
>>532156790You will need more stamina for medium races
>>532156790How do you have almost 500 guts but only 600 stamina, this has to be ragebait right?
file
md5: 9e4be666c6bbcb960ccaf12c27414b65
๐
i doodled rice shower today
>>532157042THE GOAT just does it.
I just want 26 episodes plus a movie of Almond Eye doing anything. Iโll watch her eat grass for a whole cour.
>This is what you actually need to beat 90% of people in long PvP
Turns out, both stambro and witbro speak the truth...
>>532157205Cute artwork.
Rice shower is best imouto.
file
md5: ddbb2bd5578e8677264c5c86e6d80afe
๐
>>532157042Everyone loves Oguri
file
md5: cb11dfc0e02908f177bdff58d0d0ecd5
๐
alright time to fumble this run teio
>>532157042Unironic zoomer media blitz hyping up the movie where they donโt care about things like writing or coherence only muh โpeak animationโ โthey make the funny epic facesโ.
Thankfully CG is actually good.
Is this the most ass SSR in the game so far
>>532157180Calm down Doto
>>532156790lacking about 400 power but thats pretty good for mile regardless
>>532157042Until this server released I didnโt even know anything beyond S1 released
Either you all stop going to /umaJP/ to ask questions or we come here to post about keiba
>>532157334its from getsuyoubi no tawawa, no fucking clue which chapter though
>>532157042what do you mean? the movie brought a lot of attention and new audience
>>532156580>>532157171Shut up, weakling!
>>532157334It's not porn, newfag.
>>532157042KitanegroidBLACKEDsisters...
STOP FUCKING APPEARING IN GUTS EARLY
STOP
PLEASE
STOP
I DO NOT WANT TO TRAIN GUTS
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi... the unloved daughter...
>>532157205Now doodle her getting beat up
Is there any chance to accumulate 110 ftp pulls, if not before the start, then at least before the end of the Super Creek banner?
>>532157359>boo hoo good animation is somehow badretard
The Uma anime should do an endless eight where they just alarm clock a failed race for an entire season
>>532157479early training dont matter man
>>532156616nice nature is so lame
>>532157205i want to sex you
file
md5: 9e7ab5aaf9202e83749f812e1a2832f6
๐
>ura finals
>no professor of curvature
HOW
>>532157426Post it. In a month is the second horse race I'll visit. I am looking forward to it.
You won't be able to run away from her
>>532157042people don't ACTUALLY want good writing, what we want is hype moments and aura
>>532157597Starring Happy Meek
>>532157601It does if they constantly appear in a training you never want to do and you're aiming for specific stat thresholds. Levelling your facilities is important.
>>532157479a little guts never hurt
>>532156783I got a fine motion and a super creek at least
>>532157426Fucking do it, and I fucking mean it.
see
>>532157450 and
>>532156580
Bereshit is looking super promising
Also a good Tarumae son has appeared
>>532157426More keiba is always welcome
>>532156412 (OP)>doing decently>1st place>mood downFUCK YOU GIANT HEADED FREAK TACHYON
>2nd year before first summer
>race in jap derby with 500 speed 250 stam 400 power
>5th
ive had 3 runs with king halo like this today where i just lose like 3 races in a row even though good stats
are the minimum requirements on here wrong or what
>>532157427yeah i found it thanks
>>532157450>newfag for not knowing a crop of a shitty mangakill yourself nigger
I think after they release Narita Brian and Wedding Mayano they should release Gentildonna early.
>>532157042Hype will die after Oguri starts losing more than she wins
>>532157450>vidI wonder if overwhelming victories like this are common in horse racing.
>>532157668>reverse proposalwhat is that?
>>532157658W-why is she looking at me like that?
>>532156971you need to upgrade her to 3 stars; you get 10 stars for rolling a dupe, you can buy stars from the daily shop, and you can trade in statues for stars in the shop
>>532157426You can just do that. This isn't /global/, it's /uma/.
>>532157813>nyoooo this manga that i begged for is actually super shit reeeeeeeelmao cope and seethe harder newtranny
>>532157674which uma season had the best writing then
>>532157784>the next day>mood down and energy downWhat the fuck is this cursed horse?
>3rd consecutive day of mood down and I can't fully fix it before final get 1st in ArimaFUCK YOOOOOOOOU
I was just trying to collect the Dirt races trophies, but had to abort for the greater good
dia
md5: 50f7d2d221b73e2a502e257c6fc39bc5
๐
>>532157854you made the mistake of being competent and showing you understand her, so now she won't take no for an answer
>>532156968very good (for a 2lb kita account)
>>532157949cingray unironically
>>532157635because the major downside of running all the meta high rarity cards is that you don't have enough time during a run to hit every event for all of them. SSRs have 5 events with 3 in a chain and they only give their gold skill on the last in the chain. Compare that to R cards which only have 2 events that are lower appearance rate than the chain events.
I know the metafags will crucify someone for the suggestion, but if you really want your consistency and gold skills you should realize that your best lvl 40 rare is going to be better than a lvl 30-35 SR or SSR card that is diluting your event pool even if people insist it's "meta".
In one year my gold ship managed to fail the debut and get night owl twice
so wait
does rainbow training also make the secondary stat gain bigger
>>532157674If all that matters is hype moments and aura then why did they go aura-negative with Rudolfs Engrish?
Stay Gold is such a cool name
>>532157042CG is significantly better than the first 3 seasons
>>532158017more like cingay lmao
>>532158012>STA/POW/STACringe
>>532157949season 2 and 3, with RTTT and the movie only having 2 good characters in 4 and a half hours of material
>>532157980100% parent approved too
i can't win with this retard, should i just max wit with her at this point i have no idea what to do she cant even reach the finals, so far the only uma that's giving me so much trouble.
>>532157424I wish human women were real
>>532158128Those grapes must be awful sour.
Abrupt Golshi femdom sessions when she gets into the mood before she goes back to her regular wacky adventures
>>532158053yes. this is why guts is over-hated, rainbow guts training mega-trains 3 stats at once.
are there gonna be more G1, G2, G3 races later or nah since those are all based on the real races?
And all the new career stuff is just in the EX category?
>>532157782Who the fuck names their kid Bereshit?
>>532157424>he's into ningenwhat a failure of a trainer
>>532156971Get her to 3 star and then ask her if you can borrow it
HOOOOOOOOORSE TITTIES! WOO WOO!
>>532157424How can Suzuka even compete?
>>532158107Has there been a horse named Pony Boy?
icopy
md5: 3939943d395c696842b18ad2ffd0d50b
๐
>>532158172this is canon????
b
md5: e34e8a22ed03e3f6f649fe9bb09d1b4f
๐
>>532158350anime trainer fucks Suzuka tho
>>532158217Yeah I'm seething.
She's 1Wit, kill me.
>>532158107Sounds like a stand name yeah it's cool
how to build top gun for maximum fun
>>532157890>you can buy stars from the daily shopDont do this, 15k for a single star is highway robbery
file
md5: e84e9051980e4aa7428df7b9b44ed848
๐
"oh they wont make new races for new horses they only care about japan"
>>532157907Slaaneshi Nature
teio is so cute when you select her for career
>>532157426what the fuck is keiba
I don't like horses with deep voices. All my horses should have very high pitched annoying voices like Teio.
>>532158440why did you abandon wit? don't you know uma is wit game? how do you expect your emperor to not get boxed?
>>532158424AIEEEEEEE FINE MOTION SAVE ME
>>532158312fuck
I wanna try GUTSMAXX build now just to see what happens
it gets little stam so short distance horse
>>532158315they add more over time but it's not like a shitload of them. they're based on real races but they didn't fit every real race into the original schedule, let alone the fact that new races get made over time and can get added to the game.
>>532158565this but unironically. I do not like Manhattan Cafe deep voices
>>532158561the reason why japs made this kusoge in the first place you doofus
>>532157827It seems like they will only adapt until the end of the White Lightning arc to maintain the hype and that is when Oguri is at her peak.
>>532156503I had to wait years for my wife's alt before, I can wait years in this game too
>>532158174nobody plays the game here anon try reddit or some discord if you want real help
>>532158424Her valentines present is literally a box of jewels
>>532156738Copy that. Mayonnaise initiating landing sequence.
>>532158570I didn't have any levelled wit cards at that point. I'm currently working towards getting Sunday and Fukukitaru up to 45.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>532158174Your sparks or support deck is lacking.
>>532158669Did Doto kill a motherfucker moments after this?
>>532157042i know this shit gets asked every day but should i actually start from Cinderella gray then?
>called Satono Diamond
>represented by an emerald
explain umadachis
>>532158669As if I'm supposed to know the genesis of this game.
SOU
md5: bcd8b1b8df82fd0c2fcf2c4577681b25
๐
>>532157987yeah i knew i'd be borrowing anyway, hopefuly the rerun and the LB items in the future will max kitasan out
>>532158861good maybe next time you get a 3* wit
>>532158385You fool, you have summoned the only black man that can go toe to toe with an uma.
My first A rank was with grass des
she HATES pace chasers
>>532158881The bad Opera O man still draws breath.
>>532158669who cares about dumb irl horses
file
md5: 3dd5f97f33e342fa3448dcac1e2ab340
๐
Reminder
file
md5: 88626705548e49a173e009e61cec7e2f
๐
love me stat padding
>>532158424She wants trainer cock pretty badly yes
>>532157202>How do you have almost 500 guts but only 600 staminaTake a guess.
>>532158561keiba deez nuts
>>532158027OK this career is just cursed, she failed a training at 3% and underperformed in 2 more races aswell.
>>532157426>Either you all stop going to /umaJP/ to ask questions or we come here to post about keibaNo one is going to /umajp/ your thread's been up for 2 days lil bro
fuck Arima Kinen man
I'm so fucking tired of Arima Kinen
>>532158993>600+ on all the important statsquality build
>>532159050I endorse this message!
>>532158991imagine youre walking down the street and this nigga pops a cap on you
>treats tamacro like she's her daughter
>is prepared to murder said "daughter" when tamacro talked shit to you
What is Creek's problem?
EL
md5: d0e3dcdc5ec66a5465851ff348a7600c
๐
>>532158953EL CONDOR PASAAA-!
Curren banner in 6 days is keeping me going, bwos...
>>532158907it's a good way to start since it's a prequel to everything, but the tone is way different from S1
S1 is slice of life stuff
S2 and S3 are full dramas
RTTT and the movie are hype aura and moments
and CG is slightly more edgy without sacrificing the writing
I'm not 100% on what all the good sparks are but I think I finally rolled something decent, howd I do?
>>5321589823 star wit is worthless.
The entire point is to stack wit cards so you can recover more energy by training wit, while getting a bunch of speed on the side.
You almost always want 18 stamina stars because ideally you want to only pump SPD and WIT, because along with your sparks, that gives you every single stat that matters.
>>532159120and most of the posts are about globalfaggots trying to get info out of us veterans, i want to read about keiba not newbie questions
>>532159160the resemblance is truly uncanny
>>532158743When visiting El Condor Pasa, bring two wagons. One for yourself, and one for your cajones.
>>532157794Are you running a late racer strategy without proper lane mobility skills or something like that?
Late racing without go with the flow or nimble navigator is asking to have a bad time.
>>532158669>>532159243why does the horse hate that guy so much anyway? isn't that doto? thought he is super nice and friendly to everyone and everything?
>>532159160>Great job on the class retention Torena-dono!
>>532158174Works on my machine bro, she's by far my best Long distance trainee
>>532159410Because thatโs the Opera O man.
>>532159249wait if its in 6 days why does Biwa's banner go down tomorrow?
>>532159283that was the joke
>>532159410Doto only became nice after retirement now that's he's an old man, peak Doto racing alongside Opera and Agnes Digital was a piece of shit
>>532158610its very similar to speedmaxxing but you also get guts, and guts is essentially a stam reduction modifier that has huge benefits that diminish faster than linear stam. like, for a long race, guts 500 and stam 300 is actually better than stam 600 and guts 200. ESPECIALLY if you use stam regen skills, because restoring 5.5% stam with Swinging Maestro means a lot more when you have guts reducing your stamina consumption.
once guts gets buffed it becomes meta because it goes from a weird but viable strat to one of the strats that has obvious power behind it. the main reason not to do it now is solely because since everyone is a new player, you're limited on SP and monies so raising a whole team of Guts cards is gonna stop you from also raising a team of other cards.
>>532159410>why does the horse hate that guy so much anyway?Because the team hated TM Opera because he kept beating them, this hatred ended up being picked up by Doto who thought that the jockey was TM Opera.
>>532157042>people complaining about the movie being zoomer aura farming.is there an movie based on anime that is not that? only thing you can really do when being restricted like that.
>>532159410nobody knows
it is speculated that he did not like that the opera man was whipping opera during races but it's not like doto and opera were actually friends
maybe it just reminds him of the times where he was jobbing nonstop
Is there any point to keeping people without 9* sparks on my follow list?
>>532158669>>532159243Doto just killed a man...
>>532159583The Bakushin made me suspect as much but I just couldn't let sleeping tards lie.
Whats the single player autism minmax mode in JP called? is there a video?
>>532159584>Cute lil doto used to be a piece of shitSuppose you have to be
>>532159608 >>532159662Wait really? That's cute as hell in it's own way
>>532159597>300 stam>maestrocan this general get any more retarded
Is mayano top gun the most (for you) uma
I'm gonna get to work on a second 3*stam queen after Rudolf, any recs for good inherited skills?
>thread is at a crawl
Kitasan killed this game...
does URA finale sparks also have diffeernt versions? mile etc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZcrnVj-08
umamusume pain montage
Trainer-san keeps tricking Bakushin into becoming a sprinter...
file
md5: 44384120d5a84a25f340c81c46c92958
๐
please dont job teio.....
>>532158489Only 10k for top gun.
>>532159386bwoffe
>>532159563It kinda just ends I guess, the Teio McQueen banner is still gonna keep going until August though so there is that...
>>532160113heal skills don't heal based on your stat but on the conversion into hp
the majority of your hp stat comes from track length
maestro on 300 stam on a long track heals more than maestro with 1200 stam on a medium track does
Is it viable to just have 5 really good horses for team trials, instead of 15, so you lower your rating and win more races?
or am I stupid
Trainers are not allowed to enter the Uma Dormitory, but Uma can freely enter or even break into the Trainers' House without permission.
>>532160341Race wins don't matter, what matters are skill activations.
how does the nihon 7 G1 emperor compare to the real horse champions of yesteryear?
10074
md5: 839244406ba88131f982ede0b7b87b75
๐
>pokes your uma
>>532159331your options are
>raped by the satonos>raped by the mejiros>tortured for fun by the golds
If you just like hard focus a stat will it spark or is it just luck
>>532156412 (OP)BUT I DON'T HAVE 15 HONSE
>running out of refill carots
>running out of stuff to do
>still not a single 9* stat breeding machine
aiiiieee new content when
for teamtrials, do i prioritize speed or power, if i can only get one stat to 1k
>>532160113can you not read, or do you just not understand the mechanics of the game so the whole post goes over your head?
Maestro is a better HP regen in Long races to begin with because it's not a flat regen based only on stam, it accounts for track length because track length is a major factor in your HP.
For Long races, guts is more effective than stamina until after 400 (or higher for longer Long races). 500 guts and 300 stam is significantly better in long races than 600 stam 200 guts, it might even be better than 800 stam 200 guts.
>>532160568this is a gacha bro no need to farm all day long
Is this a game where you can unlock characters with the star pieces or one where you need to own them first and then theyโre just used to raise their cap?
>>532160449Probably better with modern nutrition science. Just look at modern olympics vs historic.
>>532160585It depends on the distance you're building for, ideal stat spreads are listed in a 200-page autismo doc somewhere
>follow basic advice of the japCHAD>suddenly able to consistently create B/B+ Uma>b-b-but muh pvp>b-b-but this and that your decks are trashdon't care plus i play casually so go away.
the games a lot more enjoyable now, weird how that works
>>532160161>thread is finally at a normal tempo againunironically a good thing, week 1 was a huge pain to siff through and keep up with
>>532160259don't forget to tell her to break a leg for good luck.
I got my second 3* blue spark, on the same damn horse as my first 3* blue spark so I can't combine the two.
3* dirt as well...
Is true that you can cheat the rng by turning off your internet?
>>532160630>>532160292not that anon but shit i didnt know there was even more to the mechanics
>>532160476>>532160463How can they grow so big in just 3 months
>>532160828congrats on an actually good spark
>why do I keep getting raped by this dogshit super creek in every long ra -oh
>>532156610Oh shit I'm sorry
>>532160680you can unlock with star pieces yes
who are the so called "anime OC horses"
>>532156738>DO YOU COPY?Not really
Heres some hope for the rerollers, dont give up, or settle for those 2LB Kitas, soon you can be strong too
---
How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?
The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---
Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours
So, if you reroll fast (3โ5 minutes per run), expect about 13โ21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---
Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longerโRNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much betterโabout 1 in 38 rerolls.
---
Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3โ5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13โ21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2โ3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5โ1 hour
>>532160463I will be Riceโs trainer
>>532160787Now I wanna eat ice cream...
>>532160831Yes but people have been banned for it.
>>532160831it was a thing in JP during the first month of the game but it's probably patched already
>>532160878lots and lots of carrots. also UOH
>>532160662bro i have 800 hours in balatro this is nothing
>>53216090624/7 goo goo babies.
I can't find these races and I ran out of time to try, this sucks so hard
My first time hitting legend before getting to URA. Got 5 new trophies this run too
i always check if my opponent on TT fell for the witmax meme then I pop a parfait and a raindoll to obliterate his dumbass
guaranteed highscore everytime
I thank that jap for leading these baka gaijin astray
>>532160828Nice spark. And you got dirt too so you can build a dirt runner uma.
>>532161094https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
>do 3 careers>get 3 guts sparksis this my fate now? just praying I get a 3* spark in something useful?
>>532158026>>I know the metafags will crucify someone for the suggestion, but if you really want your consistency and gold skills you should realize that your best lvl 40 rare is going to be better than a lvl 30-35 SR or SSR card that is diluting your event pool even if people insist it's "meta".i dont have the sp for R experiments ใฝ(~~~ )ใ
>>532161094there's still time! gambatte!
>>532161094https://gametora.com/umamusume/races
Damn. If only had opened google a single time in the last 9 days...
343
md5: e388e255456315dd468d40fab1e01d67
๐
Man, I feel bad for generic Umas that are crying after the race. Pretty sure they're the only ones with that animation as well, I have never seen playable Umas doing that animation, only head down.
>>532160767You... weren't able to consistently build B/B+ umas before?
Every day that passes I end up hating americans more and more.
>>532160936EYE is such a wonderful clusterfuck front to back
>Fascinating world with super interesting world building and writing in general>Completely hampered by a shit show French>English translation that is further hampered by extremely exotic writing>Translation makes it clear that nothing makes sense no matter fucking what>The entire thing is just a Warhammer ripoff in the end, which the developer later get to make games with in proper
Lo2a
md5: 956405ee61ebf941c0b922c2587e14ff
๐
>>532156412 (OP)ANONS AOSNOSN
FUKC UFKCKK
FUUUUUUUUUCK
FINALLY GOT MY 3x kitasan black after two days of rerolling
like got her once, then twice more, in 40 rolls
I'm a newfag
tell me anons - do I keep rolling on her banner?
Or should I roll on other banners? Or save for the future?
>>532161254Tucking into bed and read a bedtime story
>another forced loss
wow fun
rape
md5: 96f857bc9e25b53ddb550542efae0887
๐
>>532161115yeah the guy that is wasting 2 consumable items to "own" an npc based on a real player, with that having 0 impact on the real player, is totally not the dumbass
>>532161115>What it feels like to hit em' with the parfait raindoll combohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9RC8DCEPM
>>532161254huggies, kissies, headpatties, handholdies
>>532161308Damn, I never noticed that.
Being an NPC uma is suffering.
God has a twisted sense of humor
>>532160380That's not fair
>>532161310>people say [literally anything]>some schizo goes bb-b-b-ut MUH MUTTSare you the type of /v/ermin that screams about trannies all day as well? take your meds and go back, pretty please :3? *smooch*
>>532161417>that resolutionwhy are you people like this
>>532161254romance and cuddling
>>532156738Copy what, over
>>532161308>Man, I feel bad for generic Umas that are crying after the race. Pretty sure they're the only ones with that animation as well, I have never seen playable Umas doing that animation, only head down.Some of them are legit cuter than the crowded designs of the main ones
>>532161158My own 3* dirt spark comes with a 1* wit so I wish I had what they've got
>>532161386also, that is enough, right?
I got three kitasans in total
>>532161213>i dont have the sp for R experiments ใฝ(~~~ )ใif you're dry you're dry, but R cards are significantly cheaper to raise which is also a factor in why they're worth considering for noobs. everyone rushes to level SSRs which is ultra expensive instead.
>>532151451 (Me)
>>532151661The only gold heal I have is shit so I just had a normal one.
Though just now I just won with 2 normal ones... except one didn't even trigger until the exact moment she crossed the finish line. Basically the same statline as before too. And then she won the rest of her career and URA with barely any more training and no more (useful) skills.
Fucking gacha racing.
>>532156738landing~ kissu!
>>532161417So why hasn't Gold Ship been put down for murder yet?
Umas have super strength.
Her dropkicking the cameraman would've certainly caved his ribcage.
>>532159662but another anon said that Doto liked to go up and greet TMOO before races and I chose to believe him first
>>532161094I swear anon is retarded. Just google it damn
The event going on is so BORING!
When do the event stories get better?
thank god the threads fianlly slow again, makes it easier to work out the retarded troll posts
these faggots used to be believable in the pre-zoomer era
>>532161072How the FUCK do you out run an Uma
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/azsd5ySXm0w
>>532161386you'll need some girls once you're good on supports, 15 is needed for pvp as you unlock team trials slots.
>>532161437vs the guy who wasted 9 hours making 9 glue tier umas
Do I pull for wife? I only have 20 pulls
please someone list me the girls with the biggest tits in this game at least from the current roster.
>>532161792imagine being stabled next to them
>>532161254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUQETCPlTcA
>>532161482>4 speed cards>775 speed>1194 powerlol how? 18* power sparks?
>>532161308NPC uma donโt have trainers who can comfort them eitherโฆ
>>532161851Super Creek and Taiki Shuttle are top of the list
>>532161386>>532161550wait, three of them isn't enough? So do I keep rolling? Can I get 90 rolls mostly for free while her banner is up to spark her?
I heard something about the shop voucher ticket thing being able to unlock the fourth ktiasan?
Help me, anons, I don't want to fuck this account up, what do I do?
>>532161308Imagine winning a race and seeing Spe breaking into tears in the background while your uma does her victory pose.
super creek, I swear to god, this is the 3rd time
there will be no more goo goo bullshit if you fuck this up
>>532159662>maybe it just reminds him of the times where he was jobbing nonstopdo horses even comprehend winning/losing? I just assumed they needed to be whipped and have the bar in their mouth yanked because they don't actually know what they're doing and just know they need to go fast until they get the signal they're done.
I just got my first follower! :D
I think it was my Goldship that gives like 30 Stamina and 30 Speed. I doubt it was my 1LB Special Week lol. Swapped that out for MLB Marvelous Sunday just because it's MLB.
>>532157364Eh, the gold skill is better than Dia's iron will and the events seem alright
>Choose Meisho Doto (forma de Halloween)
>She debuffs herself in the career
>Choose Copano Rickey
>She debuffs herself in the career
Why does this keep happening
>>532161992>You done crying Spe?>Get your ass on stage! It's time for the concert!
>>532161983Yes, if you can grind now you can spark to make her LB3. LB3 is good enough and you will reap benefits until half anniversary where you can fully uncap her.
file
md5: 41bc59cb3cfbe368ec69e87163f8a9e8
๐
tanned teio porn
>>532161819leave your strawman alone, he doesn't exist so he didn't do anything to you
>>532162015jesus fucking christ
what the fuck was your problem
>>532158349It's Hebrew for "In the beginning," as in Genesis
Just got my first Hot Springs event, was more wholesome than lewd
Based on everything I'd seen of her on twitter I though I'd hate Gold Ship for being a (shitty) meme, but I just got around to doing Chapter 1 of the story and she was actually just the best character.
>>532161925isnt biwa big too?
TEIO YOU STUPID FUCK JUST REST FOR ONCE YOU DUMB FUCK ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
>>53216198390 rolls is assuming a totally fresh account days ago, now you get i think 100 to start.
Its totally up to you if you want more copies by rerolling, that just tells you how much longer it should take you on average.
Which umas canonically love their trainers in a romantic manner and want to have sex with them other than Mayano?
>>532157364>gutsis it going to become good later with the rework or can I just turn it into cleats?
file
md5: 8911f3c32c57e99acbd20639e7e8ecbc
๐
>>532162280Bakushin! Bakushin!
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin!
>>532162357All of them, this is a galge.
dadel
md5: bd37fce93cbfb1dfcf5c97ca0f980ae8
๐
What do you think of this horse and expression? What is she trying to convey?
>>532162241GOO GOO GAAGAA TIME
>>532161325>Completely hampered by a shit show French>English translation that is further hampered by extremely exotic writingAfaik, the english translation isn't really "bad" translated, the game is more or less the same in french when it comes to the writing
Also, StreumOn teased a new game a month ago, who looks like a new EYE game (it doesn't have an official title yet)
https://youtu.be/GTj1cb8_59U?si=Ps1d0lprkifKWmab
>>532160463I will take being Dia-chan's trainer and sex slave then..
>>53216189115 power sparks, so close
I'm trying to roll a power spark of my own (I'm relying on a guest) with Vodka but she won't roll one to save her life
>>532157426>threatening me with Keibapostingwell NOW I'm gonna start going to your dead threads to ask questions
>>532162050iirc some horse got excited during his retirement ceremony that was happening on track because he thought there would be a race (or at least that's how his handlers interpreted his behavior), so I would guess they know something
>>532162210Wearing a towel in the onsen is poor etiquette.
>>532161992I bet there would be some people who'd see that and feel compelled to roll for her just to make her win for once.
I managed to get 3 Kitasans with 110 rolls but I don't think I can make it to the pity I already exhausted all easy sources of carrots.
Really wish I had money left for some horses tho...
Soccer boy/Dicta Striker when?
>>532162357All of them except Urara because she is honest to god retarded she can only think of running, she's platonic so far
How do we fix her?
Even Mayano has slightly more neurons than her
>>532162557This.
Turbo wants you to have sex with Neicha and become her surrogate parents instead.
>>532162642there's one easy way to get those carats
>>532161992>Imagine winning a race and seeing Spe breaking into tears in the background while your uma does her victory pose.>>532162609>I bet there would be some people who'd see that and feel compelled to roll for her just to make her win for once.The funny thing is they DO resort to such degrees of emotional manipulation.
I mean heck, how many of us want to get Happy Meek?
>>532162691Teio and McQueen are canonically for each other
Daiwa and Vodka are canonically for each other
>>532162794Uma for this feels?
file
md5: 4fd15c172bd91fb935eb919653c8c0c4
๐
is worth raising ? What she does
so i just keep winning career runs with 1100 either spd, stam, or pow, and the rest being 600+, and eventually I'll get a 3* spark? what else should i be looking for in these runs to make good legacy uma?
>>532162642Keep going, you got this
We cant give up yet bwo..
Does Night Owl have a specific trigger for sleep deprived? I've not had a single night owl in 10 careers runs with Goldshi
>>532162893additional stats after URA
is the fotm hype done?
kita is the only hype banner for a long time
>>532162897Pretty much
Win G1 races along the way for the G1 sparks.
>>532161254Beating to within an inch of her life
Kappa
md5: b3453b7671799a8acddb6bf036a1bd7c
๐
>tissues for the nth time
I swear to God if I ever get the hot spring event it's gonna be with some dogshit Uma I hate, like Super Creek or something
>>532162794I would be willing to part with 10 dollars a month but that's not even enough for 10 pulls here. This game is too expensive...
I think Beginning of a New Era is really good even outside of the sakuga, not sure what so many people's problem about Jungle Pocket are. Maybe it's because I've participated in competitive sports/esports before but a lot of her character and inner demons are very relatable.
Weakest part of the movie we're definitely Cafe and Dantsu Flames just being but I still enjoyed their screentime anyways. What I'm seeing though is a lot of complaints about Pocket and how the movie was just bad after Tachyon stopped appearing in it as much and I don't agree with that at all but maybe that's just a difference of opinion between people who can and can't relate to Pocket's dilemma.
>>532161254correcting...tch...
>>532162893She's someone to keep in mind if you have two similar options and she's on one.
As her friendship raises, you get more stats from her being on the same training and depending on how high it is, you'll receive either skill points, or at higher friendship a small stat boost.
Not worth specifically aiming for but definitely worth keeping it in mind.
>>532161941Why are they worried?
>your horse lacked power to break out of the pack
>i had fucking 100 more than anyone else
As a newfag, should I roll? I'm not looking to get kitasan or anything, just a few more support cards
everyone outside here is saying it's "worth" to roll since the pool is smaller despite the lower ssr chance
>>532163097surely you can put together $100 a month for your waifus....
End/late needs early race or late race positioning? late right?
>>532163085>Tfw only getting the ticket with harder to win umas like King Halo or Nice Nature on shit throwaway runs
How do multiple versions of the same character work when it comes to... anything, really?
Does it just add a costume toggle, or would you need to re-farm the same character from scratch to replace themselves?
file
md5: 3c6f759bbf048f9cfbd165a8274a995d
๐
i will not be tricked into running R
>>532161487this is exactly what I imagined someone who struggled with the game before kita and a jap guide would be like
>>532162394pretty out of date, just check gametora or umamusume.jp/character
>>532161437>using consumable items in the game mode they're supposed to be used
You didn't beat career if you used Kitasan, Supercreek, FM
>>532157658why does this bitch keep threatening to rape me instead of actually doing it
>>532162180>>532162314thanks anons
Retarded question but is setting up a link password enough? Is my account linked up already? I set up the password, but in the data link part there's an option to "Use Trainer ID + Password" - is that just the "login"?
I did get the 1000 gems, so the account is set up and safe, right?
I want more umas I already finished the career modes of all my horses. I'm tired of waiting
>>532157364it's lowkey meta in the future when the guts rework comes for pretty clear reasons. Obviously everyone playing now owns it MLB so it's low investment. but past that it's an actually good card:
1. 65 priority is above average
2. 35% friendship training is great
3. 30% mood bonus and 5% training effectiveness are ok
4. 55 initial guts is good for trivializing the early run even on characters with hard campaigns
The buffs to guts help it shine but the core benefit of it is already in game, it has the single highest stat total gain per training in the game spread across 3 different stats. A deck spamming rainbow guts training is going to have huge guts, speed, and power just off that 1 training alone, so you run stamina sparks and something like 4 guts + 1 wis card and you're good to go. When you run 4 guts cards, one like this easily makes the cut, because priority and friendship training are critical stats for making the build consistent.
>tfw youโll never have Nice Nature playfully elbow you before blushing and giggling because sheโs bad at flirting
>>532163328When looking at this, is priority the most important?
>>532163085I always get the bundle of carrots
I'll take it
Never got the hotspring ticket
What does it do other than the obligatory hotspring animation?
>>532163476>FMwe don't use worthless meme cards here
>>532163518>Obviously everyone playing now owns it MLB so it's low investment>Didn't see all the posts from anons turning her into cleats
>>532163308You just get star points to advance their star rating, 5 for a base 1 star, 10 for a base 2 star, and I dunno how many for a base 3 star I've never gotten one... maybe someday
>>532163085the only time I won was with Top Gun but I fumbled the run anyway, it happened on like my 5th career run.
>>532162842Happy Meek isn't a rollable character though. Cygames is (at least so far) very careful with the characters, likely to ensure they're marketable and their RL counterparts' reputation won't be affected.
file
md5: c1aa11bcdda1018336a7be5f4a64a9e6
๐
watch this 1* guts bros
>>532163435Her uma pussy is being stretched out by human cock
>>532163682Trust the plan.
>>532163612Unlocks the uma's sex scene if you're at +500k fans and S Stamina or higher
>>532163506It's linked when you set up a password. Make sure you keep it and your user ID.
The option you are talking about is indeed the login.
>>532162494>the game is more or less the same in french when it comes to the writingSo it's confusing as all fuck and weird on purpose? Sounds about right.
>EYE sequel/remake on UE4/5Could be real damn interesting, especially knowing those fuckers track record, provided it isn't another buggy mess. At the very least it's going to be a AA(+) rule of cool fun fest.
>>532161115wait this is actually a great idea
>>532163518>his uma has huge gutsRIP AND TEAR
>>532163759After this goddess
>>532163639When your brain is that smooth you no longer qualify as human or alive any longer so the point still stands.
file
md5: 75f4e27b8f4dd40f1845d8b97d3d8d7e
๐
do they still make flatty umas for the jp client?
Anons, newfag here, do I use the make debut tickets now? Asking just in case
I should save the other rape ticket thing, yeah?
Do you guys call them rape tickets? Like selector tickets
>>532163639well they'll have to drop 400 rolls into a guts banner in a year to replace the card then lol
file
md5: ef51195b1f01afc1b953d4b58944b0a8
๐
Which of my SRs are useful? I only know tosho
>>532163506Yes just have a pass and you can get it back anytime.
Also if you log in on Steam you get another 500 Carats, but dont reroll there it takes longer than via phone if thats why you're setting up a pass
Satono?
Mejiro?
Nah
I'm a trainer
Not a marriage partner
>>532161308>I have never seen playable umas doing that animationI never see it either but thats cuz I never lose
>>532163643>You just get star points to advance their star rating, 5 for a base 1 star, 10 for a base 2 star, and I dunno how many for a base 3 star I've never gotten one... maybe somedayYou did not understand the question. Not multiple copies, multiple VERSIONS, such as classic McQueen and chuuni McQueen, or Maruzensky and Summer Maruzensky, or Haru and New Years Haru.
She looks like she raeps Kasamatsu torenas
>>532156738How do I win her career
>>532163969really? it didn't take me long at all, got my 3 kitasans on steam
>>532163812>>532163969thanks anons
>>532163097The daily carat pack is 2k carats for $7 drip fed to you over a month.
>>532163435The question should be, if the creator is
>>532163698>human cockI guess she is ok
>>532163328Rs suck for stats but are a good source of niche skills if you have nowhere better than them
The game progressively becomes more and more focused on skills and less on stats because scenarios give more and more themselves
>>532163518Where was this info before i turned her to glue and asked threads before if its ok to just MLB Haru Guts instead
>>532163759>some no-name country bumpkin jobbernot at my glorious and prestigious tracen academy, no sir
If you say that, I'll fall in love with you...
>>532163968as far as I know myself Biwa, Tachyon, Taishin, Nature, Marvelous, King, Manhattan, Bourbon, Eishin
>>532164014>he thinks he has a choicehow cute
file
md5: de300902b6cb96f65edda4bfcc6a3e51
๐
>my first 3* speed
>the ONE race I did not go for g1 spam
fuck me
Is there any uma racism or do they just all get along?
>>532164154How does the daily carat pack actually work? I bought it but I don't think I've seen any returns from it at all and I'm not sure if I'm looking in the wrong place or if I've been thoroughly jewed
>R cards are bad!
yeah duh
Did you think the game was designed around you having every single card max uncap 3-4 weeks in???
>>532164262She's cuter without the mask
>>532164217Why the fuck would you turn a free mlb ssr into cleats?
>>532164139The process is literally within 2mins via phone
Good luck anon
Uh guys what did she mean by this?
>>532164290thank god
you restored my hope for the game's future
>>532164217lmao you bricked your account, why would you do that?
>>532164374Are you sure about that
>>532164262she's adorable
>>532164262I WILL reply to maskless El posts with "WHO?"
I WILL laugh at others doing so
I WILL keep doing it until others find it annoying
file
md5: 08621627a3c10b278407c66b4f3d8cf0
๐
she did it! my first ura finals
>>532164342They just show up in your mail box every day after the reset. You've been probably just clicking collect all without paying attention.
>>532164397I assume the answer is retardation
>>532164081Not this one. This one's been claimed.
can global link to the cygames webstore to buy carats or not yet
She came here to laugh at me
>>532161308NPC Umas are from accounts that rerolled, they are forever stuck losing races with no one to comfort them
>>532164397You answered your own question.
>>532164441Fuck you, i asked for advice beforehand not knowing haha
So... wtf is a support, anyway? got my kitasan black. Do I only use her now? Should I level her up to level 40 right now, or will she trivialize the fun early parts? Or is it fine?
>>532164262tfw no luchador hotwife
I'm gonna feel bad for the newbies that start playing once kitasan banner is gone.
Game will be unplayable for them.
>>532164345If you were originally on JP, sure.
But we're in global with the accelerated schedule
>>532164217>Where was this info before i turned her to gluethe fact that guts would be reworked and more valuable down the road is something I picked up like day 2 of playing, research more
and regardless holy shit anon what did you need cleats immediately for, your impulse control is so lacking you should have a tard helmet and a high vis jacket
>>532164331Sweepy used to call Kita a niga-niga but Cygays removed that.
>>532164262AIEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING MY UNPOPULAR WIFE ONLY I'M SUPPOSED TO LOVE HER
BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SPIC
Getting pegged by Air Groove
>>532164549WINNINGU
TITTIES
Well, at least it wasn't Guts...
>>532164490>bakushin took many anons URA virginityWhat a predator
>>532164407Something like this
https://youtu.be/qHepKd38pr0?si=wqGxKgFhgCGglakg
I must protect this poor cinnamon roll.
>>532164618are your wages also on accelerated schedule?
>>532164512Aren't they Paid Carats? I'm pretty sure I do get some daily carats from log-in but they normally say what they're for and it has never sounded like they were from that. More importantly they're never Paid Carats which is what I expected to see building up. If they are in fact just regulars then that's a bit silly but I guess would explain things.
>>532164587It's fine. These aren't the kind of power spikes you might expect if you're familiar with other gachas.
Just level her up and stick her in your deck at the start of a run.
>>532164014as if they would care about that
Sorry mcqueen you may have her beat in cuteness and elegance, but Ryan shall mog you in the kikuka sho and in chest power
>>532164773no, they are free carats
only the initial 500 count as paid carats
>>532164490>Mcqueen by a headkino race
>>532164624>wants to talk shit>0 reading comprehensionSince you somehow missed it, I was told MLB Guts Haru would be fine to replace it.
Do you train Grass Wonder for mile or long?
>>532164847Alright I guess that solves that, thanks anon
>>532164685tsk tsk... that would have been 3* power if you didn't witmax
>>532164342you get 500 paid up front then 50 a day for a month, so basically 10 pulls
When's the Champion's Meet if we're on an accelerated schedule?
is consensual sex with golshi possible to achieve or does she only engage in pegging rape
>>532164829Why does she have donkey ears
>>532164958For whatever reason, even though I have Kitasan and Sweep they barely ever showed up for friendship training in speed, let alone together.
>>532164584>hm no, instead of adding this card to my collection as something to look back on or perhaps become useful for niche skills >I'm instead going to shred it for...>1 single pull
how many class trials are there?
>>532164789good, good
because you know, I was worried it would be like E2-ing a 6-star right at the start in arknights and basically autoing through levels
I've read her skills, so she seems to just give you more resources basically and reduce the grind
>>532165075golshi is the definition of a switch
>>532163790W-What happens next?
>>532165106No I don't think I will since my penis can only get so erect
Remember to marry your trainee, thats the real tracen academy purpose
>>532165106I understand the vision but it doesn't work, this is just brunette mcqueen
>>532164897I read it just fine, it's just actually retarded, you could have sat on the cards until you actually looked into it yourself before listening to basketweavers. they don't evaporate
What hairstyle would YOU give to Mejiro Ryan to improve her career?
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU STUPID FUKCING HAG I DIDN'T WANT YOU AGAIN FROM MY 10 PULL I WANTED OGURI I WAS SO ANGRY I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A PIC OF THE PULL
>>532165271I think the umas will remind you themselves.
do any of you guys have a honse that can survive 3600m-rain-awful custom race?
>>532164154Yeah but that's 14 pulls over 30 days, how many days do I have left until Kitasan expires?
>>532165278One must imagine genki Mcqueen for the full picture
>>532165075IRL Golshi has a reputation for treating mares well.
file
md5: ecc4a1c61c7eabd181bf4e8ae7e0c495
๐
>>532164897MLB Guts Haru is better in some ways but if you looked into future guts builds for even a few minutes you'd see the welfare card in the lists that JP tubers show off even in their thumbnails.
Whatโs the next meta card I should pull for? Riko?
What the fuck? Is Red Ace a uniquely bricked skill? It feels like it does jack shit whenever it triggers, compared to every other unique giving a noticeable boost.
The only explanation is they make some races impossible just to steal your energy and clocks. Its really fucking annoying and stupid.
>>532164217This has to be bait. You pressed cancel right?
>>532165361I am her top guy?
>>532164542lol. You expected Kitasan? Too bad.
How is the daily carat pass? Is it worth it?
my experience is with hoyoslop daily passes
>>532164606yeah the 20% of the playerbase with MLB Kitasan as their borrow card will all vanish from the game the day after the banner ends, so sad
>>5321651101 SSR Glue is 5 pulls. 4 makes 20.
Do you even play the fucking game, shitposter? Lmao
>>532165304Yeah hindsight 20/20 ill have to live with that L i guess
>>532165454Yeah i should have done more than rely on info here, I agree
>>532165615I mean, it's just like 6 bucks and you get 500 paid carats and like a 10 roll over 30 days, it's fine I think...
>>532165615>Yandere Dia shows up at your door wearing Kitasan's clothes
>>532165615carats/$ it's the best value with the downside of having to wait 30 days to get it all.
>>532165452but I'm not a horse, heir being gentle when it comes to yuri sex does nothing for me
>>532165075Are you a mare?
>>532164262Who is that Uma? She new?
>>532164897you were listening to people that had no clue what they were saying honestly. just like how right now you usually use multiple cards of each type, you will use multiple guts cards when you do a guts deck. it's commonly 3 or 4 guts cards. Haru is a little better without a doubt but you can't run Haru in 4 different slots so you have to settle for something else. This welfare card is essentially the Sweep Tosho SR to Haru's Kitasan Black SSR.
>>532165839Use your eyes anon
Who's the tallest flattie in the game JP included?
Next legend race is KINGU right?
>chance to get nearly 50 speed with 15% chance to fail
>fails
AHHHHHHHHH this is some X-Com tier RNG bullshittery
>>532165271Nyo, I donโt want to go to Ireland and eat potatoesโฆ
People talk about the guts buff but what actually is the buff and when will it happen?
Is teio a fucking brick? This crippled bitch never wins any races for me on team trials. I made sur eher stats and skills are good too and made her a pure medium oriented horse. This 3 fractured stupid fuck is ruining my races
>>532165075Consexual sex with golshi ends with you lying gaping and sore in a puddle of bodily fluids while she smokes super slim cigarettes on the balcony unconcerned
Does winning the same race multiple times in a career increase the chance of getting a white spark? Like if I'm just trying to farm white sparks is there a point in running Arima Kinen in year 3 if I already won it in year 2?
>>532165924I've opened the image and I don't recognize her... why is she impersonating El Condor Pasa?
>>532165980i don't get it
>>532165768>tfw Golshi brutally rapes you in front of her harem and then has comfy yuri beside your used, infirm formMany such cases
file
md5: 8be18461daa50287db2ef00911020d90
๐
Bwos... I wanna have this many sparks saved up too...
>>532165958>50% energy>single +20 rainbow shows up>fuck fuck fuck i know i shouldnt but what if next turn is dead>press it>next turn>+80 spark>25% chance to fail>failthe game is rigged to punish greed
>>532165615there sure are a lot of hoyofag tourists in here recently
it's less value than selectors or packs during big events so if you're willing to spend $30 over several months but not more then you're better saving for the packs, but otherwise it's fine value
10 pull for $7 and the 500 paid carats are probably best saved for paid banners during events
>>532165106Imagine Rudolf but chuuni
>>532166085number 107 galaxy-eyes tachyon dragon
What is the deal with King Halo's career?
>Sprint uma
>Entire career is equally split between Mile, Medium, and Long
Is this the most bullshit career in the game?
>>532166098the power of monthly pass and zen patience
>>532166229nigga do you not read the fucking story?
>>532165448>tomboyish personality but still dresses ladylike>fully indulges in baseball and movies without reservations>direct way of speaking but still uses desuwathat would be extremely cute
>>532166178kino
>air shakur
>looks like a violent punk
>is just a fucking nerd
>>532166349Who the FUCK reads the story??
Dont you have the skip button on perma?
>>532166349No, and "justifying" it in-narrative would not excuse that level of bullshit from a gameplay standpoint.
>>532166229thank you for reminding me I have a 3LB bakushin card that I gotta run with King to give her sprint skills
but yes the campaign is kinda retarded, you gotta get a medium spark and you can clear it comfortably
>>532165518since you said Red Ace and not Resplendent Red Ace I'll assume you're using 2 star daiwa. It gets a big upgrade when she's 3 stars. It's better than you probably think now though, it increases both acceleration and velocity at the same time which means it always does something.
>>532166403lmao I can't believe it exists, I was going to mention blood as well holy shit
>>532166098400k carats is about 2 years worth of income for reference so this guy only used about 2/3rds of his income if he's buying monthlies
could definitely have saved harder
>>532165428Remember that you can spend the 500 paid carats for the 50-carat daily pull, meaning it's 20 rolls total. Kitasan banner ends at the end of the month so you could just get 10 daily discount pulls + have 500 free carats to spend or save up. It's not going to take you to pity, but it's something.
You can also glue spare Rs and maxed out SRs for cleats to buy the monthly tickets from shop if you haven't already.
>>532166403Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared
>>532166510It's slop.
I willed it to exist, anon
>>532166510that's ai slop
>>532166229she does races she isn't suited for to try and please her mother, washes out, then switches to sprints which she is actually good at. it makes for a good story but a fucking torturous campaign
>>532166270I'm burning through mine now while I'm still hyped about the game. Won't be using them when I get sick of it anyways.
My wife is really funny guys
>>532166478Yeah I don't think I'm getting 100 stars of that bitch any time soon
do these refresh monthly/by anni or something? I couldn't find info ingame
>>532166270i missed the first event but i haven't touched these yet so i have a stash, not planning to until the double rewards is closer to being over, better to save them for better runs
>>532166449>"justifying" it in-narrative would not excuse that level of bullshit from a gameplay standpoint.Yes it would?
On average how many days does it take to gather enough money/SP to level up a card from lvl1 to max? Including dailies, event rewards etc?
>>532166659Pretty sure itโs just for the umas you own and after 25 they get more expensive
>>532166659when you buy 25 the price goes up to 2 statues, then to 3
no refreshes
Anons I kinda want to kill myself for losing this one 3/4 of the career, what she could have been, she just got jammed in traffic 4 times in a row as pace chaser I'm speechless.
I haven't been so salty since a long time with a game...
>>532166659No. The cost just goes up and up and up forever with no reset.
Enjoy paying 20 statues for 1 star piece.
file
md5: 42928e8053616cfbb82d79aa47933917
๐
>>532166229IQ check for people who only press the speed button.
>>532166704I would never lock out Rudolf!
>>532165615It's the best bang for your buck out of the current deals. Unlike in certain other games, you do actually get the carats every day whether or not you log in so it's not even trying to jew you (more than the game already is anyway)
>>532166753>>532166782oh so it's like that, I thought it's just 25 and that's it
>>532166747yeah I know they're for owned umas, was just wondering about the limits
>>532166753as in you get 25 more at 2 statues?
>>532166659They refresh after you buy 25, and the price will go up
>>532166449NTA but nigga what do you want them to do? The story of King Halo is based off of King Halo's irl career, all of these career modes are. You want them to just change King Halo's irl career instead of man up and win the triple crown with King Halo?
>>532166718I love this little weirdo so much, wish I could 3 star her without spending a gazillion dollars
I thought people were memeing but I just failed 6% > 7% > 2% or whatever and I want to kill myself.
>>532166449If you want an easy campaign play goldshit, switch to pacer and hit all the fan thresholds with ease with an easy stacked campaign.
All the different umas have different narratives. Some are simple, while some require you to think outside of the box and go in with a specific gameplan or inspirations.
This game would be so fucking boring if all the careers were the same storyline with a slightly different coat of paint.
>>532166380this is why palmer is my favorite mejiro
>>532166832Don't be mean to her.....
>>532166461So I want her like this?
>>532166775>1100 fucking staminaI'm new here, but does this actually do anything at that point?
>>532166832>posting a brownreply hidden
>4/5 hints just give me statboosts instead of unlocking skills
I will turn Lice Shower into glue the very moment she thinks life takes a turn for the better...
>>532166775>got the spark>and the pink for good measure who cares about winning the run
>>532165927Air Shakur I think. H 168cm B71.
>>532166952yeah it gets much easier that way
>>532165993guts gets buffs at anni 1 and anni 2, which for us will be in like 6 months and maybe roughly 13 months.
honestly you should focus on what stats do now since you probably don't actually know all the things they cover yet, stats are complex in this game.
as for what the guts buff entails, it has a lot of things like making guts determine your minimum speed, having guts determine how fast you leave the gate at the start of a run, who gets ahead when 2 racers are neck and neck, and a few other mechanics. you should probably just ask once they actually buff it because you're just going to confuse yourself learning it now and then having to re-learn it at anni 1 when only some of the buffs actually make it in right away.
>>532167046ughhh but she's so lame... who's the second tallest flattie?
>>532166843Yes. Price caps at 5 and you can buy several hundred at that price.
>have 30k to roll
>non MLB kitasan isn't that good
>my gacha luck is universally dogshit so I'll definitely spark it
This isn't worth it, right?
>>532167024>Still can't reach AFucking Americans I swear to god
anyone have a mlb motion that i can add?
>>532166615Fair enough but... even Top 5ing some of this is near impossible unless you want to be the shittiest Sprint uma later.
The meme 800 Stamina Sprinter
>>532166682Except it doesn't.
Take Haru's bullshit ending for example. There isn't a placing requirement because shoving a SPRINT Uma into Arima Kinen is retarded.
By the way, King Halo also has to do that race and place in it.
>>532166782NTA but
>F2P>Need to save pulls for banners that are worth it>Barely roll for UmasI'm not getting my 1/2 stars to 3 anytime soon am I?
You will use your all your statues on maya NOW
>>532166775Real sneaky way to flex that spark anon, fuck you
>>532167061Awesome, then I'll just throw in the classic 3x spd, 2x stam and 1 wit deck on it and see how it goes
>>532167125Some careers can be harder than others anon
>>532166909she needs to become playable
>>532166442who the fuck wastes their time asking to be spoonfed when even an actual down syndrome monkey could tell you it must be because of the story.
>>532167127Anon, at this point you can quite literally just start pulling on horse pussy banners since there really isn't a relevant banner any time soon, the next banners you might want to save up for is Curren-chan or Summer Maruzensky, both of which are horse pussy banners.
>>532166901I like how some are talking shit in between the others acknowledging that it is, in fact, just a big ol Fuck You campaign
>just think more good betterLike nigga it requires Sprint stacking a fucking Sprint horse
>>532167125Amusingly, due to the career buff, a properly trained King Halo will have perfect sprinter stamina at the end of her career.
Alright, I rerolled. Now what? Can I re-do the tutorial? I forgot everything from rerolling
>>532167039It's more like, everything in this game is RNG after you set up the basics, and it's going to be hard to get a perfect run ever again that would have been better even if I could have got my first A with her
>>532167305I'm a super creeklet (&MLB Kitalet) so I wanna pull her at least once when she drops. Not having Maestro is kinda rough.
Is Nishino Flower the only uma who enjoys being a sprinter?
>>532156782Anyone? Please help QQ
>>532167096gimlet's not completely flat but she's as close as you'll get
>>532166830obviously they're not on here yet but paid selectors are a much better deal if you consider how much a spark is, although it's not really easy to compare
>skiptards either too ADHD or "embarassed" to read the story
If you didn't read the story you didn't win the career. You'll probably drop the game in two months anyway
>>532166449then quit the game. go ahead, make good on how there's no justification. oh, you're just gonna keep eating the slop you pretend you're above? that's what I thought.
in reality the game exists for the story, you are a tourist and your impotent whining doesn't matter and only shows you don't understand the game.
Vodka is so cute.
She is so much better than Daiwa Scarlet.
>>532166449>OMG WHY DOES URARA AUTOLOSE ON HER CAMPAIGN MY MONKEY BRAIN CANT GET DOPAMINE HITS LIKE THIS FUCK THIS ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTYwestern trannies were a mistake
>>532167484man... i dont like these designs at all.
>>532167460Look at the skills they offer
How do people do so much wit training instead of resting? Feels like you have to use a lot of turns to get that energy back just for one training if you're low, assuming you don't get events giving you energy every turn
>>532166042No it count once, but it's worth it for fans
>>532167236What are you asking? Search negative binomial distribution
Almond Eye's mom is so cute, bwos...
>>532167458Taiki Shuttle does.
fine... i'll pull for seiun sky
>>532167521The only reason I've won the career is because I skip the story. I dont have time to read all that
>>532167460Do you want better Power or one of their gold skills?
AAAAIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME SPRINTERMAN
>>532167538Her voice is incredibly annoying.
>>532167314>just think more good betterNo you pathetic nigger you have a system literally built to change how well your horses can do in certain races.
yeah the campaign is harder, if you don't want to play a harder career, play an easy one. Most of them are much more straightforward.
Since everyone and his mother has Kitasan Black at their whore support slot, should I put something else up for people to rent? I got a level 35 Oguri and a level 45 Tachyon, should I?
>>532167606some cards will give you more energy back from wit, but you cant completely replace rest
>>532167694i'm asking the game to stop fucking me in the ass and let me have normal runs every once a while
you know, after dicking me for 800 pulls with only one kitasan, the least it can do, you know?
>>532167314you are just an idiot that cannot comprehend something simple.
the campaigns do not exist so you have an easy little baby mode. the campaigns exist to tell the story of the horse and let the player experience them. if you just want baby easy mode then stick to bakushin, king halo isn't in game so you can play bakushin 2.
this game is fucking trivially easy and that includes the king halo story. you are just bad at the game if you have to seethe that not every single bit of gameplay is perma-easy-mode.
Which Uma should I Musume with my selector ticket? I feel like going for Oguri since she gives me Hoshimi Miyabi vibes.
never rerolled on a gacha, I play with the cards that fate dealt me!
>>532167606You need a lot of wit for skill activations on team trials so the best moments to train it a lot are when you are low on energy, rest doesn't give any stat at all so witmaxxing its a win win situation
>>532166775take the spark you son of bitch
>>532167125Arima Ken only needs 500 stamina in career bro which just so happens to be the stamina treshold for sprints outside of career. The game is trying to teach you how to play it and you're having a pissy fit about it.
>>532167830I have a single starred super creek and it's constantly being used
>>532167764Quit crying bro you won
>>532167776whoa no way real daiwa scarlet posting on /uma/?
>>532167830Definitely put something else. My lvl 45 Silence Suzuka SSR gets tons of points every day.
>>532167776So is your existence yet I usually don't mention it
>>532167878Be glad you aren't that guy who had to spark KB 5 times
How autistic is the initial roll in the game?
How autistic is the min/maxing?
Can I just play it intuitively without guides?
>>532167538thank you for your input, Vodka
>>532167776thank you for your input, Daiwa
>>532168057>Can I just play it intuitively without guides?mostly, just try not to spend a bunch of the initial currency until you know what you're doing
>>532166782>look mom I spread misinformation online by talking out of my ass!the cap is 5 statues. you're unlikely to need to spend that unless you're aiming for 5 stars on a 3* start character that didn't get a legend race at the point in time you're aiming for it.
>>532168057youre quite literally too late
unreal amounts of brick
I wanna win the Tenno sho this, I wanna race overseas that, but never "I wanna breed many many uma babies would you give me a hand?"
Screw this
>>532168126>NIGHT OWL>NIGHT OWL>NIGHT OWL
>>532167538Going out on a date with Vodka and making her flustered the entire time!
Watching her cheeks get flushed red every single time you do something!
>>532167538she's cute
Still have no idea what her head accessories are though
What are they? More importantly, what are they attached to?
>>532168165It doesn't matter. Gacha aren't serious games anyway.
>>532168186nyo... i love tall flatties too much... the tallest and flattest the better...
>>532164490you could play tictactoe on her forehead
>>532167895Oguri is a good uma
but the correct answer is whoever you want
>>532167929I haven't rolled the gacha at all and have been using the default and welfare cards
I missed the free special week card
Fuck me, does that come back? if it comes back can I get it at MLB or is it similar to the free story mcqueen and rice ssr cards where it stays uncapped?
>>532165327time to buy carats!
>>532167764>her aptitudes are A BBCoh no no no no kingu bros, i thought NTR horse was someone else
>>532166775Taking at least 1 skill that helps with positioning seems mandatory if you don't want to be at RNG's mercy
Which umas have the best Ura story
>>532167895Oguri is a safe pick, especially if youโre leaning that way regardless. Triumphant Pulse is a great skill to inherit for just about everyone.
>>532168315then why bother rerolling? :)
>>532168415PUTTING DICK IN DICTUS
>>532168257image from the first page of safebooru
>bakushin is easier
>almost everyone's first hotspring is daiwa
>urara took my first ura finale win
>urara took my first hot spring
Well this is awkward
file
md5: 17c1ba4eeb8ae4f082f802bc1592de9a
๐
this is 85% to fail
Which card i should put as career support for other people?
>>532168550You must buy her ryegrass now
>>532167125>By the way, King Halo also has to do that race and place in it.you should really learn the basic mechanics of the game if you're going to piss and moan this much. Haru Urara gets -90% to multiple stats in that race by default because she has no aptitude for turf or long races. King Halo gets like -10% to 1 stat and that is trivially easy to turn to 0% or even positive 10% with legacies.
I think I'm gonna drop the game. I've had my fun but there's nothing left. Once you figure out how things work it's hard to make mistakes; out of my last 15 career runs, I won them all, using mybe 5 clocks total. All that's left are sparks but given that it's entirely reliant on RNG, I'd really rather not spend ~30 clearing 1 run. At that point I'd rather be doing MD runs in Limbus, a game I quit because of said MD grind.
How do i build a maruzensky for mile?
>>532167606this is why people use wit cards. fine motion MLB alone doubles the energy gain.
>>532167895if you are going specifically for the meta oguri's skill is universal to all umas I think so you will want your umas to get it too.
personally when I picked her i just liked her design, didn't even know her skill was meta
>>532168687The stage after being able to brainlessly do Uras while having one or two 3* sparks is PVP building, but if you have no interest in that then yeah, not really much else to do.
will they ever add Happy Meek?
anyone with a friend code for power sparks
>>532167895Silence suzuka because she is a cutie
>>5321669531200 stamina isn't enough for long races.
>>532168860No, she's the final boss
>>532168687Wow, thank you so much for sharing your personal experience with the game. I care so much about how you feel about the game.
>>532168550>everyone's first hotspring is daiwaNah
Mine was Nice Nature
>>532168687See ya then, tourist.
>>532168909But I want to train her and Little Cocon too...
>>532168687See you tomorrow
>>532168057>initial roll: autistic in terms of what you want but the easiest rerolling process in any gacha ever.>min maxxing: can get extremely autistic if you care about pvp>intuitive: again, if you care about pvp youโll want to use a guide, otherwise youโre fine
>>532168364>Fuck me, does that come back?you can get it in the future but you probably won't need it
>if it comes back can I get it at MLB or is it similar to the free story mcqueen and rice ssr cards where it stays uncapped?you're misunderstanding something, you buy the other copies of those 2 in the crown shop.
>>532168687Game came out under a month ago, bwo.
>>532168687same
I've been spark grinding nonstop for days with nothing to show for it, and I'm getting burnt out soon
even if I hit that 3* stamina, what else is there to do? all careers are piss easy by now
Impregnating both Aoi and Happy Meek
>>532168687This is what happens when you just can't sit back and read the story. I guarantee this will happen to half of you. You need to care about the uma. Roll uma. Abandon the meta. Relax.
>>532168508I haven't, probably won't.
Just wondering if it's a big deal.
>>532167429it really doesn't matter, she's not a 9 star so she was never going to be your premier spark anyway, just one more step
>>532168057Just roll for 4+ copies of kitasan black, that's it
>>532168687>I won them all, using mybe 5 clocks totalbwo?????????
>>532168687There is nothing wrong with putting a game down if you're not having fun with it. You can actually come back later when we get new scenarios that shake things up since this game isn't reliant in daily grinding to keep up.
>>532168548not even that anon but any excuse to complain about the fucking state of boorus these days
danbooru is for niggers because of the gold account shit, two tags minimum and to this day they can't fucking format the site
gelbooru owner is a vtumor nigger that blows all revenue from the site on making girls piss in mugs and then begs the community for server payments, then forces ads down your throat and blocks the images when you use an adblocker
rule34 is unironically 60% AI shit now, the remaining 20 being fucked fetish shit drawn by westerners and giga cringe roleplaying in the comment section
sankaku is also 60% AI slop now, running their own AI image slop gen and chatbots they try to shove down your throat, then writing AI written "news" article how big corpos are destroying themselves with AI slop
pixiv is garbage and has been garbage for a long fucking time
twatter sucks fucking ass you can't find any image for a specific character because nobody can tag shit and posts older than 7 days can be considered as basically deleted from the internet you will never find it again
safebooru is the only remaining bastion for anime images that isn't total cancer
>>532169162NTA but there is only so much uma story to read before it runs out. The only thing left to do as a casual is to save for umas you want and wait for big story/scenario updates
Happy Meek will face my new trainee uma, Sad Bratty, at the Japan Cup
>>532169162Im a Yugioh player so im just here for art, big numbers, hax and ability stacking, deck building, and of course that insane final stretch win dopamine hit when you do it all correct
>>532166979I want to take advantage of her under the guise of training
>>532168568No, it's 50/50.
You'll either fail or you won't.
>bwo
Where did this shit meme come from anyway? I only ever see it used by gachatroons
Anyone with a MLB King Halo need a follow? Some random faggot removed me
>>532165134As many as their needs to be
>>532168687I want to take things slow and just enjoy the story of the umas when new ones come out. Hopefully I can get enough gems since I don't do PVP.
>>532169370The hachimi... hand it over
>>532169162>do an uma's campaign>play her story>...ok what now
>>532168975My first ticket was with king halo and i had to lock in because i lost like 3-4 runs with her before
I love her so much
ur uma so dumb she fails 3% wit training lmao
>>532169162Now that I'm down to my last ura I need (until I roll for more umas that is) I'll probably kick back and slowly read the character stories and main story when I'm not doing my dailies.
I agree though, if you don't care about the uras there is really zero reason to play it (unless you are actually autistic about YUGE numbers or something)
>>532168550McQueen was my first one
I love flatties so much
STOP GIVING ME HORSES WITH FAN REQUIREMENTS IT'S SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Thinking about this honse
>>532169602Taking her to the male side of the hot springs for wit training...
>>532168850It's very fun to make your roster stronger but at some point it just stops being interesting as the 3* sparks have too low of a chance to appear and getting stronger uma means having better decks, which is more RNG.
>>532169126I'd stick with it if there was a daily skip or careers were shorter. As things stand I'm not sticking with a game that has 30+ minute dailies.
>>532169162I didn't care for the stories. If anything, the weird racing horse idol girls are a turn off, I couldn't care less for the story. I don't care about rolling for new uma, they're 98% the same as the other uma I'm spreadsheeting with. They help make me curious (because it was/is so big in Japan) but I'm here for the spreadsheeting. I skip all races at this point.
Is there a way to choose which distance to race on in the Ura Finals?
>>532169337they add more almost weekly between character banners (you get first 4 chapters to read for free) and event storylines, and that's before the fact that there's no way you've actually used all the SR and SSR cards you own and read their stories in runs.
They should do double uma banners
When is the next chance we get another standard 3* horse selector?
I need my Hachimi.
>>532169828You choose by sending your uma to race the length you want
>>532169828no, it's random
>>532168687>Once you figure out how things work it's hard to make mistakesThat is until new content comes out and you have to use a different set of supports to meet different criteria. It's fine if you're bored of them game, but it's not like it's going to be in stasis forever.
>>532168550nah mine f was EL condor, but my first ticket was with king halo but she didn't take my first because she jobbed the ura
>>532168364>haven't rolled the gacha at allbricked and retarded
>>532169628now screencap your archive character story page and notice how they only have about 50% of scenes viewed after your first run.
>>532169674But shes a loser and nobody loves her
>>532169828URA Finals are always the distance/surface you've raced on the most
>>532169828The URA Finale is your most run race type.
When do they add auto to URA?
>>532170010is this blue haired horse gay
Anons sorry but my lord needs me
>>532170082anon, the horses in the image are sisters, and special week is their dad
>>532170054that would be unfair, I mean umas are fast but the can't compete with a car
>>532169857there's literally one up right now
ffs I meant care about the UMAS
>>532169732
>>532166461career info and cards?
No umas post on this site, it's all just jealous female trainers getting cucked from the other trainers they have a crush on, that's why they're so negative all the time
hardstuck at 420-440k tt its over
>>532169162Yeah. I donโt regret pushing hard for Kita these past few weeks so I know I have that covered. But now that I see that thereโs nothing particularly critical for years that I need to get itโs time to take my foot off the gas and just screw around with whatever I want on a more relaxed schedule. Use โsuboptimalโ decks to see more content, that kind of thing.
Which uma would last the longest in a zombie apocalypse?
Which uma would die first?
>>532170212i'm at that range and i didnt even looked pvp up yet
>>532170032>>532170040So say I want to do sprint Ura Finals with Top Gun, she has 5 Long races in her career goals, which means I would have to compete in any 6 different sprint races?
>>532170092wait they have custom notification messages for every uma?
Am I supposed to keep re-training the same Umas over and over again? It's so boooring........
>>532170334Yeah I checked mine it's still there
Will we get Club rewards before or after kita's banner ends?
>>532170212bro my team of spark farm products hits around those numbers
>>532170189nothing really that super special, I could genuinely make a better one now because my bakushin is 45 and I found MLB FM to borrow
>>532170334nice try but only 'ecker can see my dick
>>532170092I really need to install this on my phone but my music takes up so much space.
>>532170334stop being horny Bakushin
>>532170334I checked, Golshi's penis is fine
>>532170334AIEEE WHERE DID IT GO
>>532169162I already know I'm going to get burned out by this game with how much time a career run takes. I'm also not the type of player that can sit well while my stamina is capped. Just gonna enjoy it while it lasts.
Is there any reason I shouldn't?
Haven't bought anything in this shop yet
>>532170327Yes. Endgame is running the same "good parent" horses over and over again until you get the right 3* sparks on them. Once people realise this, the playerbase will take a huge hit because for casual players the content does dry up very fast.
>>532170436>kitasan negro>bakushin>sc>can friend max lv FMlucky bastard
>late start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itb3LHBTdDQ
>>532169807If you don't care about the stories or the umas themselves, I just wouldn't even bother with the game. I feel like a lot of the enjoyment of the game is getting attached to these horse girls and wanting to see them succeed in addition to the racing autism.
>>532170327Do epithets and make your own challenges.
>>532169807>the weird racing horse idol girls are a turn offFiltered normie tourist
>bring power parents
>stamina cards never rainbow
>bring stamina parents
>kitasan shows up for speed training 0% of the time
this time i'm really gonna do it
specialty priority is a lie
>>532170334Still got my foreskin thank god
>>532168687Yeah I feel that, beating career with each character is fun and collecting all trophies is fun too. But grinding careers and doing the same G1 races and getting SPD/STA/PWR > 600 every time just for a ~3% chance of a 3* blue spark is pretty faggy
>>532170450Buy a galaxy z fold 7 just for uma musume and nothing else
GIVE ME THE KING LEGEND RACE MAN
>>532170774best answer so far
>>532170734>kitasan shows up for speed training 0% of the timeSkill or 0* issue
>>532170334Is 6 inches enough for an uma
>>532170842But you don't understand. My uma HAS to win the Arima Kinen!
>>532170561friendship slots or haru urara guts card (the best f2p and probably only you need for long time)
>>532170334Mine will be getting stroked by Super Creek tonight
>>532170334still the same disappointing 5.5in as always...
>>532170334flaccid, could get some help
>>532170863it's just a luck issue on my part and i know that
gargantuan returns on whether i end a run with 800+ in all three main stats or end up as a sub-600 shitter
mlb kitasan definitely feels overrated though
>>532170561where the fuck did you find friends
file
md5: 132f47e968e0163949d8730d1ab8ad92
๐
there really is a lot of story content for each girl
>>532170253No one is surviving zombie Umas that can chase you forever at top speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
You CAN sing umapyoi densetsu, cant you?
>>532170334I could use a creek image to reinstate some vigor
>>532170918I love her flatness so much
>>532169162I can be engaged in farming for its own sake for as long as necessary, and the amount of farming you can do in this game is nearly endless. I just need you fuckers to shitpost with
>used to borrowing MLB kitasan
>switched to using my own LB3 kitasan instead
holy fuck the last 5 levels are actually busted
the difference is so noticeable
nice p2w whale game umatards
>>532170334I think I have ED now from gooning so much...
>>532171037/uma/ sings when?
Do you ever notice how the bait posts that attract a ton of replies and argue with everyone all have the same typing style?
Curious
i am deeply in love with maya-chan
>>532170842After beating the career with each uma you feel hollow. The only thing I could think of doing--and that's scraping the bottom of the barrel--is getting the unique gold title for each uma. That's it.
does anyone have an MLB SSR Power EL Condor Pasa friend code?
Maybe genshin spoiled me but the dailies in this game are brutally long.
Like yeah I guess I can "cheat" doing a fast career but still
>>532171008Why do you hate the groovy empress?
>>532170842bro honses look so funny lol lmao
Half way there to getting all the event rewards.
>>532171157sorry for your loss
>>532171214doing the daily career is about 5% of your yearly carat income so you could just not if you don't care for it
what is your biggest pleasure playing umamusume anons? For me is helping my uma crush her rival's hopes and dreams
>>532171029But since they're umas they have to randomly stop and do impromptu idol performances
>>532171214nigga anything but the career takes 5 minutes
>>532171174I love heavy tits.
>>532170952Whenever you feel like your penis is small, ask yourself: Would you gag on it if you had to suck it?
Don't forget missions expire tomorrow :)
Do I dump all my gems into the kitasan banner hopping to get MLB even if I can get 200 exchange?
>>532171167She is a cutie!
>>532171281I like making my imouto Rice shower stronger and faster.
>>532171214most of my runs right now are the same route every time for spark farming, when you're at that point it's not that bad and you have spare brain to watch a video or w/e
>>532171281Meeting and learning about new Umas, and building stronger Umas.
>>532158172Wait, you mean to tell me you meet SEGAman himself and don't ask him to bring back the Dreamcast?
Why did nobody tell me this beautiful hag was such a dork?
>>532171430you dump them all into the kita banner for SR dupes, if you get lucky for kita or not doesn't matter much long term
>>532171214>the chink shit notorious for disgusting busy work spoiled mefucking lmao??
>>532171227just haven't gotten around to trying her yet, I actually read the stories so those runs take longer and I only do like 1 new character a day
>10%
>fails
>12%
>fails
>12%
>fails
I'd love to actually see the code of the game to see if these values are actually what they say they are
>>532171281Marrying my trainee and making a lot of kids
>>532171281>goal incomplete....
>>532171552She's just mentally stuck in the 70s.
>>532171281Working towards Urara's dream of winning Arima Kinen
>>532171321Help where/when are these
>>532171281breeding the ultimate being
>>532171598every roll is a 50/50 chance
either it happens
or it doesn't
>>532171430I would not roll more than 200. She'll get another (bigger) rate up soon enough. By now you should have enough decent SRs to get by and you're better served rolling horses with the leftover carats.
>>532171430yes you need SRs either way and the pool only gets more bloated each banner
>>532171552I wish I had gotten more of her scenes before I used my pick ticket. I really really want this hip spinster now.
>>532171552i can't get her :(
>>532171598If you're consistently doing training with those fail rates you're gonna fail.
>>532171726https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
>>532171598>35% >works every time you're wasting your luck hitting too many little shit rolls, you gotta save it for one big gamble
you either win or you lose
there's no percentage, it's always 50/50
>>532171214>game feels like a chore to play>stop playingIt really is that simple, stop playing games if you're not having fun with them. If you work a single day in a year you can buy more jims than you'd get from the daily mission rewards across an entire year.
>>53217184650/50 is still 50%
>>532171747nta but I did roll 30 times more out of stuborness thinking I would get luck and get my third kitasan (I got one during the 200 roll and I sparked the second)
Thankfully I stopped and now I'm saving up what I have, the deck I got is enough for now
>>532171726they're both around summer camp iirc, when you get near summer just go through the days 1 at a time checking for those names
>>532171896autistic freak
So the main usage of friend points is expanding the friend lost, right? or do I save for something.
i did not roll for kitasan
i will be rolling for sweepy
>>532171896it's 1 actually
>>532169807>I don't care about the charactersyou shouldn't have picked up the game in the first place. gacha games are quite literally centered around waifufagging so if you don't have one you're playing the wrong game/genre
How do I unlock this uma??
>>532171948what did I do to deserve this
file
md5: fe63e23bcab8df096e61536a36d5f40e
๐
do i break my f2p status for a new uma i only have three of the 3*
file
md5: 16cd29b3b74cf7a587c0c583debf9b77
๐
ouch... kinda stings, ngl...
>>532171763>>532171791I finally used my selector on her and I'm not regretting it.
>>532172046who is going to tell him?
11
md5: a20038ae4922e4adc9ffe77adaee72e8
๐
finally, my first A rank
>>532169306Rule34 is at least useable and filtering out AI is easy. It's still regularly updated with decent content.
Sankaku is the biggest disappointment because it is literally 80% AI and completely unusable. Danbooru's 2 tag limit is bad but Sankaku literally won't let you use any R18 tags unless you're logged in (and its definitions for what makes a tag R18 is ridiculous), and even then it'll still limit you unless you have a paid account. And of the small sliver of original content getting posted there these days, half of it is furry shit.
Pixiv has its problems but it is ultimately the origin and primary site of most JP artists. There are plenty of tools to make using it easy and filtering out AI is quick.
Safebooru is good yes, but I need R18 content sometimes.
>>532172016I got 6 sweep cards rolling for kita. I'll be saving for the uma banner and the Sweep ToshUOH SSR whenever it comes out.
>>532172126I only have 2...
>>532169306I feel your pain brother... The AI slop has gone completely out of control shitting these sites up to such a huge degree. You can't even filter properly since they use AI for tagging as well. Those sites are so fucking cumbersome on top of all of that
>>532172178>year 3055>flying cars are a thing>we've colonized multiple planets>we figured out infinite energy sources that dont polute the ambient>retards still posting their dogshit brick a ranks like it means anything
>>532172041There's nothing wrong with me trying a new gacha game. The characters are interesting but I don't care to find out more in the format it was presented. I did get something out of it, it was fun for a while but there's nothing left to do, which is quite weird for a gacha game that you can drop it and feel contentment; in other gacha I'd be thinking, "oh I really want that character, I want to farm the mats to level this or that up." I also would have spent money to reward the devs for the game but my god is everything such a bad deal that I couldn't bring myself to do so.
>>532172046Bronx Americano doesn't come out until later. You're gonna have to wait
>>532171763Yeah for me it's between her and rudolf
>>532172350let people have fun bwo
>>532172267>SankakuI visited it last month out of curiosity after years away and the current state of it is atrocious
Who is the top Uma Musume content creator right now?
>>532172178Impressive, an A rank without the wit max meme
>>532172350stop being a little bitchboy and let him enjoy his first a-rank
just because you're a joyless creature doesn't mean you should inflict it on others
>>532172425he already quit
>requests "A Little Prayer" on the jukebox
>>532172418I legit thought that the site had been bought out or something. The change from one day to the next was extreme. It navigates like shit these days, and the file compression is fucking atrocious. Images can take up like 300-500 MB of memory each
Teio gets all the meme abuse posts but who we really should hate is Rice Shower
>>532172485He cant quit because his wife is a gacha player
>>532172350>Be a literal who anon, excited for his first A rank>Some other literal who anon then decides to have an autistic and childish rage fit over your simple joy in life>>532172474Kids these days
Really, fuck King Halo's mom
file
md5: ebb1fb15c60571ec7316dfb8c19a027c
๐
>>532172132at least it's something...
>>532172582We do hate Rice Shower
whats the origin of the goo goo babies meme
Aaaaaa she's so fucking cute and hot
>>532172695Rice Shower is our imoutowife.
We love her.
>>532172485He really represents the absolute normie experience.
0 care for the horses, story, art, or deckbuilding.
He was just here for the hyp, and found nothing to latch on to
>>532171598they are, you're forgetting the part where you don't question it when you don't fail 9/10 of the 10% chances, and you only remember when you fail. notice how nobody has ever once posted "I got 20 successful 10% chances in a row" despite that also being fairly rare, because you don't keep track of it.
>>532172342I'm fairly convinced that AI has also cause a drop in non-AI content. Seeing less art and doujins coming out every year. What little there is is now getting walled behind all sorts of paywalls.
>>532171763I got her from guaranteed ticket from special missions
>>532172597it's bleak, brother
sometimes i feel like i'm on /v/ more than /vg/
>Muh aura farming
Can you talk like a normal person, you inbreed motherfucker?
>Get 3x +40-55 stam trainings in a row in early year 1 followed by a +70 and +90 in summer
>900 stamina while my other stats are barely at 300-400 by end of year 1
>end up with this
>my long team is already dominating with Goldship
>She doesn't have enough power to perform well in medium
It's just a stam spark character but still feels rough
>>532172256Will I have enough carats by the time the banner comes if I have 5k carats now?
>>532172795>normie experienceOnly actual weebs care about anything but making numbers go up and the races.
>>532171989the free MLB SSR is meta quality. friend slots are good too.
Will you move on to the next big gacha like Azur Promilia or keep playing Uma long term?
Super Shit once again hasn't managed to give me swinging maestro in three fucking years
Neither did Kitasan or Teio or Nishino
I'm about to fucking lose it
>>532172485>he already quitHe hasn't missed a day lmao
>>532173083>>532172485How lonely can people be to be so attached to online personalities?
>>532172887this thread was fun right on launch and then it tanked at/around kitasan and now it feels like a lot of the normal posters are waiting for shitposters to move on
>>532172485cute bait but no. he still plays every single day consistently for hours, and his wife not only also plays but whaled for kitasan black mlb. they are not dropping it anytime soon.
>>532173016Is she going to change my diaper again?
>>532173016is that actual lines in the game or edited
i dont have the horse
>>532173148don't remember it but he's at max followers I think
>>532173221bro he's got a 9* stam spark mcqueen, I needed that
>>532173221...says the man that jizzes in his pants when his favorite anime girl with horse ears appears on screen
>>532173404It's the actual lines
>>532172795that's some interesting fanfiction. deckbuilding is one of his top genres, this game doesn't have anything past "pick 5 cards and btw there are right and wrong answers".
he was here for the hype? he singlehandedly created the hype. his first day streaming the game he had 25K viewers, nobody else had a fraction of that before him.
>>532173613blah blah blah keep yapping lil bwo
>>532173036I didn't come from another gacha, I came from monster rancher. I have been starving for so long, please god bring out a new game for me to move on to
>>532172846just wait it only gets worse.
90% of potential young artists are going to quit before they learn, because instead of "work hard even though you suck and it will take tons of dedicated practice to even get mediocre results" now they are tempted with "do literally nothing and get a result that kinda sucks but is close enough". the ones that don't quit to do AI instead will quit because AI is going to take most of the art jobs and make the entire art sphere soulless.
>>532172932ok grandpa, let's get you to bed.
im searching tracen ondo but I dont see a video with calstone as the center
>>532173059>builds a deck with exclusively cards with long chain events>is shocked when they don't all complete their long chain events in the limited time that is not long enough for that to happenthis is your own fault. run cards with less events (aka R cards) or run cards that you can abort events on (like Twin Turbo, if you click the bottom option of her 1st chain event you get +20 energy and her chain events terminate so you can see more of your other chains instead).
>>532173809don't worry, I knew you were going to reply with more drivel because wojakfags that post shit they don't even understand never know how to handle actually getting BTFO'd by real information.
>>532173036Azur Promilla has yet to show anything appealing
>>532173536>a-again...?Yes...
>>532173036isn't azur promilia in development hell in multiple different ways
>>532166659FUNNY AS FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>532175454 was for
>>532166637i've laughed so hard i fucked up
>>532166449Don't be a faggot
file
md5: 5097ced052f2702aac82e2141f86faee
๐
do you guys think my golshi is good for champions meeting? I know im a bit low on speed, power and stamina, I didn't get gourmand but got S in turf and medium. I will put her late surger so she needs less stamina.
>>532176113the mode does not exist yet
>>532176234yeah, but we already know the first race is
Taurus Cup
Tokyo โ Turf
2400 m โ Medium โ Counterclockwise
Good โ Spring โ Sunny
>>532176308and that information is insufficient because the mode does not exist yet and we have no clue what percentage of people will tryhard. if someone does better than you then you lose, if not then you win.
>>532176446what a pointless post dude, did you read that out before you pressed post or do you just spew nonsensical bullshit like this on instinct?
>>532176446thats fucking obvius, are you retarded? Do you know what guessing and having an opinion is?
>>532167096McQueen isn't too tall but I'd guess she has the proportions you're looking for
>>532162674>except Urarabro she wants your dick in her true end
>>532179475i wanted to check, but its not listed as ending(true) is it? theres ending(normal)
>>532169306and sadpanda is even worse