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>>532142197 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/ -The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game
>https://deltarune.com -The New Game's Progress
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I LOVE TENNA!!!! I LOVE TV!!!!!!!
>>532162961>the plot of Undertale is weak and relies on a massive infodump at the endbtw this is going to happen with deltarune as well. the knight will be someone you never even met yet and you'll fucking like it
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
Let us erase this pointless world and move on to the next.
>>532162596>>532162824I mean that Tenna was in on the whole conspiracy and had made a deal with Kris knowing they were working for the Knight
>>532163093FUCK TV, AND FUCK TENNA
>>532163325I don't think that really changes Susie's opinion of tenna
It would massively fuck with her opinion of Kris though, especially after chapter 4
>>532163173But Flowey is the first character you meet
I am filled with the sort of Malaise that you can only get from going to a job interview for a positiob you knew ahead of time was already filled.
Post Kralsei.
>>532162964 (OP)Finally! A good fucking thread edition!
>>532163451Why is the tail version a cat's tail instead of a goat tail
love this guy i wish he was real
Noelle's rippling, buff body!
Ralsei ALSO getting buff!
Susie getting EVEN buffer!
Everyone big and strong except for Kris!
Kris the pipsqueak surrounded by STRONG friends!
>>532163173fucking site ate my bratty pippin, can't have shit on vg
So what's the deal with trees?
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>>532162964 (OP)Put the whole thing in for our boys in blue.
>>532163694That's a Rudinn not a Pippins dummy
>>532163363OH that's gore...that's gore of my favorite character...
>>532163738There are "people" out there who consider themselves fans of the game without having watched this pure kinography.
>chapter 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPL5Hkl11IQ
>chapter 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N117e1Ub39A
>chapter 5: Rudest Buster
>chapter 7: ???
>>532163363I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
the emblem on the bunker is a golden star(symbol of police), and the knight's fight text mentions golden stars. is this anything
>>532163928>chapter 7: bustin' makes me feel rude
is there any possibility of the events in deltarune being the result of some time reset fuckery after the events in undertale?
>>532163934>shekelmeancyew
>>532163843ah fuck. true
>>532163738>The spamton humanization the COWARD fanartists won't give us
RAAAAGHHHHH I NEED TO SMOTHER MY FACE AGAINST METTATON'S JUICY ROBOBUTT
>>532164103Deltarune almost certainly takes place "before" undertale if we're talking about time fuck shenanigans
Sans doesn't seem to be aware of us in the same way he was in undertale
>>532163173Technically, both Asriel and Dess qualify as โcharacters youโve never metโ
>>532164103i actually think it's reverse that, since there's a stone statue with ralsei-esque horns in waterfall that neither undyne or papyrus know where it came from.
Fellow spamtenna shippers please tell me
>your gender
>your current employment status
>>5321637291225 Sycamore
>New Testament, a sycamore tree is used as a โladderโ for a man (Zacchaeus) to be able to see Jesus. It was stated that Zacchaeus was โshort of statureโ, in Greek>in Egyptian โBook of deathโ sycamore three appear near the gates to Heaven;>according to Chinese beliefs, when a sycamore tree becomes old, it takes on the appearance of a person;
If a Darkner's purpose is to serve Lightners by making them happy, what the fuck is Spamton's entire point of existing? Dude's a malware virus. His entire purpose is to be deleted and ignored. Why was his life so ass?
>>532163678NO KRIS IS STRONG TOO
>>532164805>His entire purpose is to be deleted and ignored.>Why was his life so ass?you answered yourself
>>532164840Wow! Perfect arms for strangling or hugs! And the doefference is so blurry sometimes!
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>>532164462Why are you coming after the Spamtennafags fed-kun?
>>532163678>>532164840our hochi mama has gotten so strong, i'm so proud of her
>>532164738quick post the wormwood bibleschizo
>>532163934Ah thanks for giving me a refresher on this fucking traumatizing tree based thingy
>>532164805Thereโs a very small [slit my wrists] in the back of that pill0w
>>532165147>when I was a kid the super tall girl would beat me in arm wrestling because she got better leverage>developed a fetish for strong women
>Championship belt
>I didn't spent years inside the RING for nothing
>years inside the ring
>years inside the ring
>years inside the ring
>So much pain, and that's VALUE
Feels like a weird route reference
>>532165245>>532165437When u gotta gote, u gotta gote.
were the fountains all kris+knight or do you think there are more collaborators
mark my fucking words: if flowey deltarune happens, his theme will be called "pushing daisies"
>>532164558That motherfucker can't do a shit without me
>>532164893>NO KRIS IS STRONG TOObuilt for being Fahahaha'd and stuffed into a locker
Angry Birds reporting for duty
What was your wildest deltarune dream?
>>532165951Curly blonde hair
Freckles
Cute aggression
Meek exterior hiding a FluttGIRshy
Excheese me
>>532165567There is one actual potential bit of Snowgrave lore in the whole Sweepstakes stream and it's right at the beginning, on the teletext part.
>SUN SEPT 18, 1997>A MAJOR SNOW WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR SOUTHERN COUNTIESThis actually lines up, oddly enough, with the Forgotten Man
>SPRING CHANGED TO SUMMER, AND SUMMER CHANGED TO COLDWhich makes it seem like it skips Autumn goes straight into Winter.
>>532165951Kind of girl who installs 100 sex mods in Kerbal Space Program.
Reminder that the knight is absolutely still like that in the lightworld considering how those dogs in jail describe getting attacked by a shadow while trying to rob the holiday manor.
>>532165951She's weak and submissive. You could beat her to within a inch to her life and she would still obediently come back the next day.
>>532166048This is how Kris canonically looks, you cannot convince me otherwise
>>532165951literally just cute aggression, gay self-insert or rapebait.
What an exhibitionist, flashing everyone like that...
>>532165951she smells like Christmas
>>532166190Are there actually sex mods in KSP?
>>532166143If I have Deltarune dreams, my brain wonโt let me remember them
Is it strange i want to see kris bloodied and beaten?
>>532166460A bit.
I mean, you can do it right now though.
>>532165951>cute>awkward>shy exterior/freak interior>childhood friend>tall
>>532166460No, but also yes
>>532166460I want to see him suffer unimaginable pain and despair
>>532166213If that's true then that only raises more questions
Ralsei's assumption that the knight is powerless in the light world would be completely wrong, and if Kris and Susie ever meet them outside of the dark world... They'd pretty much be fucked.
>>532166213pretty sure that was meant to be carol pulling a nothing personnel on them, going off of alphys saying that if anything the police get in her way
>>532165824More collaborators.
It's tired, but Alvin being the one to open Chapter 4's fountain does line up the best with Ralsei's explanation of how Gerson exists.
Plus it covers any potential issues coming from the Church being wrecked.
>>532163173Unlike visual indications like horns, are there even any plot indications that knights identity will be revealed at some point? Maybe knight will just remain knight for the entirety of the game.
Now that I think about it, this might happen since Toby loves leaving this kind of shit to obscurity for fans to schizo over
If the Deltarune cast was in The Walking Dead, how would they fare?
>>532165951cute shy girl, likes video games and finding secrets and mysterious stuff in them, can be a bit of a freak deep down...
i'm not necessarily a noellefag but i definitely see the appeal
>>532165951Literally peak character design+cute childhood best friend. I question people who don't understand why people like her and Kris' relationship.
>>532166761Susie would do great since it is a human virus
Kris would not do as well
>>532166837This is really accurate fan-art.
MuaaaaAAAAh the Japanesssssse... fave... has always been celebrated for its excellenssse... there is a New England fave by Toby Fox... inspired... by that same Japanese excellence, it's fanonized in the bottle and like the best Japanese favorites it's retro styled...
>>532166894>"You can't really see but he is hugging her under the sheets"I figured he was sucking her dick
Remember: DELTARUNE only has one ending.
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>today I found out you can recruit one of the cyber city cars if you are merciful and donโt smoosh them with queens car
Fuuuuuuuck
>>532166854>2 WHOLE deer pics savedYou're already a doefag
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>>532166894you're a faggot, i hereby sentence you to live with the death penalty.
the method of death will be to be covered in salt until you're pride month flavored beef jerky.
we don't do horny jail here.
>>532166213>knight is happy to kill darkners but won't kill lighnersinteresting i guess
>>532166872>I question people who don't understand why people like her and Kris' relationship.It's yaoifags
It's literally just yaoifags
>>532167149They probably understand Darkners don't matter.
Just follows Ralsei's mentality of how you shouldn't treat them as anything more than objects.
>>532166724it could be a chara deal where you only find out the full story in 'weird route'
>>532166872i don't dislike it as a concept, but a lot of its fans are projecting hard
You know how ERAM talks about how a part of Kris enjoyed Weird Route because they could say it's "not really them" doing it? What if it also applies to other stuff?
Like, what if Kris is coping that their growing love for Susie and Ralsei is "not really them" but instead the SOUL's fault, to make it easier to cope with taking part in the Knight's plot?
>>532166160>>532166571>>532166621Right for the wrong reasons, that was definitely Carol but the Black Shard retains the same name and +16 ATK in the light world as it does in the dark world
>>532167235people who believe that kris has any chance landing it with noelle or susie in the normal route are fucking retarded.
normal route makes suselle-faggotry mandatory.
susie and kris will have plenty of heart to hearts, but normal route will always nudge susie to be with noelle while you being a creep rapist is the only way you can make kriselle happen.
>>532166872>>532167235Didn't we go over this last thread? Noelle doesn't have romantic feelings for Kris, and Kris doesn't have romantic feelings for Noelle. They are only friends, and have a strained relationship due to drifting apart.
>>532167092alright, i MIGHT fancy the doe a little bit i'll admit, but it's not just her
>>532167091Consider: Spamton Save Editor
>>532167389remember the smile through the fence in ch2.
>>532167589I can respect a Susie fan
>>532167481It feels like they could be an item if they tried.
Unfortunately, [circumstances].
>>532167091It's enough to not hit three or more.
>>532167481>Noelle doesn't have romantic feelings for KrisIf you don't play the game I can see you saying that.
>>532167481>Didn't we go over this last thread? Noelle doesn't have romantic feelings for Kris, and Kris doesn't have romantic feelings for Noelle.You posted cope while arguing with yourself and were rightfully ignored by everyone else.
>>532167476>>532167481Like fucking roaches from the rafters
have you ever unironically ejaculated to a character while playing deltarune?
>>532167927Yeah but I knew I was booting up deltarune just to nut
>>532167817anon, what does kris do if we don't intervene when noelle tries to kiss him?
They WILL end up together even if itโs the last thing I doโฆ
>>532167927The first thing I do when a new, cute character shows up on screen is look them up on e621 and bust a nut
>Ralsei>Catti>Jevil>Seam>Pluey>Friend
>>532167719Oh yeah, sure. If things went differently and Kris wasn't a spastic retard, Noelle probably would feel attracted to him because of the whole lingering grief for December.
>>532167781Anon, I know you've never had any close friends, but you need to stop projecting onto the teenage reindeer girl.
>>532166976I don't think she has a dick
>>532168015What does Noelle say when we think about her, and what does Noelle say about her date with Kris?
>>532168015He tries to stop us overhearing the fact he fucked with our plans?
>>532168139groomgrave or just delusional?
I think Noelle has a lot of unresolved feelings about Kris but them turning romantic is only possible if you intervene with the evil mind control wedding ring that the cyber hobo has
>>532167806I was one of MANY people arguing with you. You should go back and read it over again. Put your pattern-seeking brain to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Im1ySGQjKA
>>532166247made for being bent over a desk and ran through by
haha wow i got carried away there uhm what did i say
Doe game
Doe general
dessriel also welcome
>>532167927when susie started waking up kris by moving her leg against his head, I imagined she was doing it to my dick and had a spontaneous ejaculation. first playthrough. ruined it bc I couldn't focus so I had to continue tomorrow.
>>532168243no.
she grabs her hand before she can kiss him and drags her out of the room.
kris shoots every shot he can.
he ships these gay little darkners and desires the cuck chair.
but i won't let him.
>>532168239> . . .>T h a n k>Y o u
>>532167091Listen it is not my fault they would not get out of the way, I legitimately tried to avoid them.
>>532168237You can never tell until you get under the sheets
I'm not necessarily saying Kriselle is canon, but when all of Suselle is Noelle thinking Ch2 is a dream (unless you do a weird route and she thanks you for it), and some forced conversations over a single day about the AVGN and horror movies, you're really the pot calling the kettle black
>>532168535>she grabs her hand before she can kiss him and drags her out of the room.She grabs his hand just before she says "you told me not to say this in case somebody heard it"
Noelle when she hears Susie say she is thirsty from 3.4 miles away using the holiday family's hidden network of camera's and microphones.
>>532168596You're Missing Out On The Best Interaction In The Game, Which Can Be Found In: Queen's Room On The Second Floor. There Is A Ribbick Riding The Small Car And Cleaning The Floor Lol
>The "Think about what Susie is doing" moment in chapter 2 both starts before Susie shows up and ends long after Susie leaves
>>532168716>if you don't ship my garbage ship you're just a mad suselle fanwhy do you retards keep banging this drum? is it the only one you have?
>>532168783you never tried NOT doing the thing, did you?
I have to say: not being evil pissed me off more than i felt bad doing it.
>>532168809It is what it is, maybe they should pull off to the side instead of driving so slowly across the entirety of the road.
I don't care how much money this fag paid for youtube to shill his shit every single time I open the app the entire day today, I'm not watching his fuckass video.
Get a job.
>>532168481You can only read something like this on 4chan. Unironically better than X lmao
>>532168930if Noelle is ready to go on a date after 30 minutes of forced talking about video games, then she's ready to go on a date after picking a friendship back up afters years of distance.
>>532168931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc6_eW9phEI
I genuinely don't know what you're talking about
Which one of them is into Salรฒ, 120 Days of Sodom and which one is into Martyrs(2008)?
>childhood memories
>in game interactions
>kriselle
>snowgrave
How is it that every bit of fanart of these two is top tier? I've never seen anything else produce so much quality shit.
>>532167781I think Kris was probably Noelle's first crush in kindergarten years. So whatever feelings she feels towards Kris, they would mostly come from nostalgia.
>>532167806
>>532169112>keeps banging
>>532169029>You played undertale wrongI don't know which youtuber you are referring too but I never click those kinds of videos. It's made exclusively for those kinds of people who need external validation in their choices. I already know the way I played Undertale was right and I don't need some guy on youtube to confirm or deny that.
>>532169210Noelle was enthusiastic enough to tell her mother about her date with Kris.
>>5321691144:07
>noelle inches closer, closing her eyes, aiming for that kiss>inches closer and closer>kris just fucking ruins itunder natural circumstances there will be no kriselle.
krusiebros will be cucked if they play the good route by virtue of them letting kris and noelle walk over (YOU)
it's a tobysoft game. don't you forget.
>>532163061I'm not sure how this will go but after that equipping scene that feels final. Like Noelle will start doing things even the player doesn't want and we can't say no.
You know the ferris wheel ride and how she talked about them all being forced? I actually believe this time she's going to force Kris to ride with her in a complete reversal. We can only watch as Kris just panic attacks from it all and nothing we do can make it stop and give them some solace. We had every opportunity to let things progress normally and let the two reconcile as intended, but now we've fucked around and found out
>>532168716Why do people assume that someone denying Kriselle is in favor of Suselle, or even Krusie for that matter? I'm speaking against the idea that Noelle inherently has romantic feelings for Kris and I don't support any of these things. In fact, the only ship I am partial to is Krisriel.
>>532169517>but now we've fucked around and found outHow is Kris getting panic attacks and not enjoying his time with Noelle us finding out?
>>532169435I know she's obviously going for the kiss, retard
The reason kris ruins it is because of what she's saying
Because he doesn't want the soul finding out he removed the ring
>>532166145She is not fluttershy, she is bitch
>>532169435>it's a tobysoft game. don't you forget.I won't
>>532169321>(if) using Weird Route as evidenceNoelle might've been thinking about (you) but didn't think Carol knew about (you) and thus referenced wanting to go with "Kris" instead of the weird voice from Ch2.
>>532169517Noelle is becoming a vessel. Why would she suddenly start doing things of her own accord? Make it make sense. Also
>acting remorseful after Proceeding through the chapter 4 sceneIf someone is that far along in the path, they don't care that it's "final" and they don't care if Kris suffers either.
Man I don't care for the teenager ships because all of them are extremely teenage-relationship. Which is fine for people who are into that.
I'm over 30 and I've been there done that, I want more realistic adult romances.
>>532169604Because of the US vs THEM mentality that plagues a large portion of the internet nowadays, unfortunately
>>532166761>M'ask you something Kris
>>532169140>well written ship>natural chemistry>good character design>cute doehard to fuck up such a great foundation
>>532169657i hear excuses for why kino couldn't happen and only see it happen in bad routes.
you will wait until credits roll.
but before that happens, it'll be suselle for you if you fail to take matters into your own hand because kris is fiercely against YOU.
>>532169604>gay incest fag is fucking retardedMany such cases!
>>532168445i hope camellia will remix black knife
>>532166894Is fujo Pippin OC? I didn't play the Mike game
>>532169604I'm tired of pretending I have an ounce of sympathy! I DO think pancakes are better than waffles and I DO NOT CARE if wafflefags get upset over it!
>>532169798well I'M nearing 30 and I haven't been there nor done shit
>>532170073kris she'll make you some new ones you don't gotta go this far
>>532169798The gritty realism of spam mail and tv divorce...
>>532169941>ad hominem>doesn't refute the argumentI accept your concession.
I wonder what the rules are for our symbiotic relationship with Kris...
'cuz it feels like they need us to walk properly? Or stay conscious? But they can also take us out at night so they can do a bunch of different things?
Not even mentioning the sealing of the dark fountains or lighting the way..
>>532163173Michael knight
>>532169604because they like it because they think its straight alternative. even though kris almost certainly has a vagina, like almost every irl nonbinary person ever
>>532169798>I'm over 30 and I've been there done thatAnd do you think the rest of the general has too? Why do you think some people get so incredibly invested in the teen romance ships?
If Kris killed Dess, doesn't that absolve us of our sins?
>>532170172My ship is better than yours. There's way more evidence for Kriselle than most of the other ones in this game. Just deal with it.
>>532169670>This was NOT in the deltarune bibleโขKris it was literally on the first page when you open the book. It was the first ever interaction toby wrote for you two.
>>532170204i'll take your entire stock
>>532166724There's a ball fortune that says "don't let your guard down; that chair is going to kick your ass!" And the knight kicks our ass so hard it swoons.
>>532170190We'll find out eventually.
I'm inclined to think the soul is just necessary for the dark worlds though.
>>532170041Do you think Mr Fox would really make a Fujo Pippin character and somehow it wouldnโt be all over Twitter/Reddit
>>532169648>>532169795What I tried to say I guess was that anything past this point will be very uncomfortable to watch, and we can't back out of it anymore. Everything will proceed as locked, even if we really don't want it to anymore.
And Toby will probably want to monkey's paw some people. He did just that in UT, sort of
>>532170190gay acceptance
which means: it's out of the question for me.
>>532170172he's not wrong, anon.
you're not very bright if you don't understand that if you don't do anything in this world, the world will happen to you.
noelle is very adamant about rizzing susie so if you don't rape the gay out of her, she will make suselle real.
its that easy, retard.
>>532170239Kris most certainly is not like "irl nonbinary" """people""" because Kris has
A) Good hygiene
B) A clean room
C) Actual mental illness that isn't self-inflicted
and most importantly, isn't "nonbinary".
So krusei (fun gang throuple) is dead ya? Rals carrd called them that and susis cruelly denied it
>>532169517I mean, we don't care about how Kris feels if we're still on the Weird Route in chapter 5. Maybe they'll try a one last ditch effort to abort the Route but Noelle stops them, showing how she's completely devoted to us now.
>>532170041Yeah she's an OC, there's no way Toblerone Fox would put a blatant self-proclaimed and pervert fujo in his games, he's not based enough for that
>>532170204Mike 2 Knight
>oh the dragon, has sharp teeth dear
>>532170337>canon writing that uses "they" when referring to Kris specifically>some faggots still claim Kris doesn't use they/them
>>532169670>This was NOT in the deltarune bibleโข>*Perhaps not in your denomination of the holy scripture>*Rubs hands and smirks>>532170041Its a thread OC.
>>532170559i dunno, someone who REALLY wants two dudes to start smooching sounds right up his alley
>>532170440yeah, we'll know EVENTUALLY.
It *might* just be for the dark world too, Kris might not even need us if it weren't for all of that stuff.
>>532170484The world happens to Noelle and it's all in her favor. She makes no effort to talk to Susie but Toby forces them together
>>532170041Sheโs very real
>>532170441is alphys a fujo? or does she just have fujo energy?
>>532170337Someone really should make a pointing basedjak edit of this specific screenshot, because that's exactly what it feels like reading your post. Go back, faggot.
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>>532170618susie smells kris' apple shampoo which implies regular self-care.
there's two types of faggots:
one type of faggot that is so disgustingly unhygienic that you can smell them before you see them.
the other type is so cleanly that if they smacked you, your cheek would have real space reflection mapping.
>>532170648>not canon>also refers to him in exactly the same way as everyone else in the game>fags act like this is the 3rd coming of jesus
>>532170817Cry, brotherfucker
>>532170779I'm sure she likes man-on-man action but we only know for a fact that she ships Toreygorey
>>532170441>>532170559If you told me throuple Rouxls was in the game I wouldn't believe you
>>532170820This diaper-fanatic.... Is REALLY upsetting.
I hope Toby gives him a proper ending.
>>532170882>real person ficalphys truly is the queen degenerate
>>532170730glad you agree that if no intervention is done, the worst will come to pass.
not gonna fucking happen, pal.
>>532170484I will not support corrective rape. Make Noelle into Noel so I can rape him into being gay.
>>532170817>soi is filteredjfc
>>532163173I fucking loathe the soul shit in deltarune. It genuinely doesn't mean anything that you could relate to in real life. Nothing can control you like how soul controls Kris. Institutions can tell you general goal (go join the army and kill people and die in war) but you can control how you do it, like don't shoot civilians or don't even join the army. Not even your Id (your subconscious, from Sigmund freud) acts like the soul to Kris. Id could make your hungry, lash out, or horny. But it can't make you do everything Kris does.
I wish there was a button that said
>*gargling on Toby's cock* "I AM SORRY I AM SORRY I AM SORRY I AM SORRY FOR MAKING SANS IN RED COLOR AND MAKING HIM SWEAR I AM SORRY FOR MIND CONTROLLING YOUR MAGNIFICENT CREATION ONLY YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE OTHER CHARACTERS JUST LET ME WATCH DELTARUNE LIKE A MOVIE WHERE KRIS WALKS AND DOES STUFF ON HIS OWN AND ALL I DO IS FIGHT BATTLES AND HE DOESN'T SPEND SO MUCH TIME TALKI G ABOUT MUH EBIL SOUL"Toby promises deltarune not to be undertale but he is just making a more undertale-y undertale. TBF tenna is sadly kind a mettaton copy.
>This isn't even a movie game, soul stuff is just noise that means NOTHINGDess will be Chara 2.0
>>532170847Remember how Kris goes to sleep fully clothed and then goes to school in those same clothes the next day
>>532170648That's going in the filter
>>532171021>It genuinely doesn't mean anything that you could relate to in real lifehow autistic are you?
>>532170721I know what you mean and I agree but he wouldn't dare go further than Alphys, if he added a pure fujo to the game he would get cancelled
>>5321707790% chance she isn't a fujo, but all Toby can do is make her give the vibes for those who know to pick up on, it won't be outright admitted for obvious reasons
>>532171034why does toriel allow this
>>532171034good counter-point, anon.
>kris is a narcoleptic creep that just passes out, but never gets to sleepHE'S SO ME!
>>532170817>>532171018>being this new>telling others to go back
If you can't see that Noelle and Kris have romantic feelings for each other you are media illiterate and autistic.
>>532171034Remember how Tobert can't sprite for shit
And if that's the basis of your argument, explain Noelle
>>532170779Alphys is a fujo but sheโs also bi, so I donโt know if she qualifies based on that alone. (This is going by true nip definition of fujoshi and not the Twitter telephone game bastardization of the term)
If you can't see that Noelle and Kris donโt have romantic feelings for each other you are media illiterate and autistic.
>>532171236Or you're a faggot that thinks girls have cooties so you have to be maliciously wrong
>>532171236kris probably doesn't but noelle is a solid maybe at best
>dess is a human that wore fake horns like kris
>the soul inside kris is dess'
>it was gaster all along
>>532171220How am I supposed to keep up with the filter changes? I haven't been here since 2021. Fuck off
>>532171236This, but unironically
>>532171262i bet i could give kris jammies in ms paint
This particular Chara looks weird. Asriel looks cyot as always
>>532170532she doesn't see the vision
no, the ship between the three main people who interact with each other the most in the game is not gonna die, just because susie said something against it isn't gonna stop anybody
>>532171236>for each otherNoelle definitely has.
I wouldn't be so sure about Kris. The only one that feels like Kris feels strongly about is Susie, with both Ralsei and Noelle it seems more of a conditional depending on how the game advances. It's not loathing or anything but I feel like Kris genuinely distanced themselves from Noelle emotionally, and the real question is why.
>>532171236b-b-b-based????
>>532171123What's the meaning of soul shit in deltarune?
>don't mind control people to their smallest actionsThanks I guess
>>532171034Kris also goes to the beach in Azzyโs old clothes. Theyโre sick
Do not fall for the Krisriel false flag. I love Krisriel, but I love you more!
>>532171360Where is it implied she ships men?
>>532171236it won't matter.
normal routers will be sorely disappointed when suselle will be real.
LOVE WILL FIND ITSELF TO THE GIRL
either YOU become that LOVE or IT will come for HER.
>>532171442That's probably because Chara looks like they were drawn in some disney-like art style
>>532170730>She makes no effort to talk to SusieThe inciting incident of chapter 2 is her inviting Susie to the library
This happens regardless of whether or not you talked to her after chapter 1
>>532171581False flag...? Anon I'm the only person in these threads who writes krisriel stuff anymore...
>>532171403cute amalgam plush
>>532171584Her classroom desktop wallpaper of two sexy men physically entangled that later gets censored by Toriel
>>532171521Dess. It's always her
>>532171521Kris looks at Noelle and feels guilty over muh Dess
>>532171236If you argue on the internet about the romantic and sexual desires of characters in a game that isn't even fucking finished yet you are media illiterate and autistic.
>thread turns to unfun garbage when the โfunโgang ship faggots start posting
Always.
>>532171569It's the gap between who you want to be and who you are
>>532171884>thread turns to unfun garbage when the โfunโgang ship faggots start postingI'm having fun.
>>532171687Susie only goes to the librarby because of the project Ralsei tells them to go do.
>>532171236>>532171403>>532171559* The power of knowing "kriselle" will never be canon, enraging several terminally autistic bots who have never had true friends, shines within you.
All this obsession with ships is ridiculous, for now the only one that has some canon support is suselle, where a single one of the pair explicitely expresses romantic feelings for the other, all the other have things that can be considered supporting it but no full proof, and most of the shitflinging in these threads is just insulting each other because they have different interpretations.
To make it clear I'm not saying Suselle is endgame, even if it seems really realistic, or wich ship I support, I like all their relationships and don't focus that much on their nature.
>>532171772If you weren't so lazy with your trolling maybe I'd bother to find the threads were your shitposts and drawings all got deleted at the same time
What is it about cute and canon heterosexual ships that makes homos so mad?
With Dess' soul inside of Kris, it's natural that Noelle would feel like Kris seems familiar to her, despite the fact that they're not close.
This explains a lot of Kris' weird behavior with Noelle in the game
>>532172160Bi anons are all Bi themselves
What was their fucking problem
>>532171521that's probably the most rational way of looking at it, kris evidently doesn't outright HATE her given how mad he gets over the weird route and how he reacts when she starts talking about him during the closet scene, but there's clearly a distance he put between them that he's not eager to close again even if it aches at him
one could perhaps call it... the distance between two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byUCuhB8r5Q
>>532172021>he doesn't erase his gesture linesnot gonna FUCKING make it
>>532171745>>532171748I feel there's gotta be more to it, because if it was just purely "I feel sorry about Dess" Kris wouldn't avoid Noelle, her sister that probably grieves just as or harder. Kris either had a hand in the Dessappearance, or Kris's plan to bring back Dess has been in the cooking since almost the time where she did disappear and whatever it involves makes Kris want Noelle to move on from them.
...or I guess Kris might just be dumb enough to think self-isolation is the correct response to what happened, I mean, it is a dumb kid/teenager we're talking about.
>>532172121You got the wrong guy, anon.
>>532172073This isn't true. There are two (potentially three) ships with canon support.
RG01 x RG02
Pizzapants x Blue Ears
(and potentially Mad Ghost x Asgore)
Kriselle is canon because Ralsus is canon
>>532172250Dead Tenna in the BG is what really sells this scene
>>532172160>that is it about heterosexual ships that makes homos madi think homos are happy knowing that you will not attain this type of purity by pure happenstance, but knowing that you will sacrifice a happy ending for an ending with which yo uare happy.
you'll doom the world, the roaring will happen.
but you will be with someone you like.
>>532172276Kris did something real bad
>>532172250Toriel is lonely and thinks that Kris doesn't want her in their life, and so is trying to let them have their space like a growing teenager should have and fell off the wagon that night because she was trying to keep cool about Kris being out so late in front of her new friend, probably the first person she's had a real hangout with in a long time
Sans is kind of a dick
>>532172296>RG01 x RG02>Pizzapants x Blue EarsThose are true, but never noticed the thirdm just because he asks Kris to say hi to his father?
>>532172296Where is Cattiโs mom x Cattiโs dad bro
>>532172073Shipfags have been obsessive and mentally unstable since 2018, probably before then too. None them have ever cared about in-game events or dialogue
>>532172073>Suselle is the ship with most canon evidence>is the most hated oneSuselle is going to win and people are seething and coping already
>>532171743Fair enough, I didnโt know about that. Thankyou.
>>532172424That's why it's potential(ly one-sided).
We don't know what will happen with Asgore, but getting with someone other than Toriel would be best for him, after he gets custody of Kris.
>>532171521Kris probably feels guilty about whatever happened to Dess. He also seems to view himself as a evil person, and hanging out with Noelle often brought out his more prankster side.
on one hand i think the evil C-OLD bitch is hot but on the other i don't wanna cuck my man rudy
>>532172073You really don't understand Toby Foxs writing after 10 yearss
>>532171021In the end Undertale always was a "stomping goombas is evil" game and Deltarune will end up a "controlling vidya characters is evil" game, then everyone will pretend until the end of time that it's akschually not and give Toby way too much credit as a writer
>"I'm the spirit that appears when you stomp goombas for score," said the obviously evil mass murdering child with red eyes>"I'm the spirit that appears when you make characters in videogames do things they wouldn't want to, which is basically rape if you think about it", said the obviously evil black knight doe
>>532172507yeah, but i am not on the good route, so i dont think suselle will happen, even if i sold my soul to have this.
i am not proud of what i had to do, but i hate faggots.
>>532172057Susie goes to the library because Kris tells her to because that's where the next Dark World is as a part of the Knight's plan but that's not really relevant to the question of whether or not Noelle made an effort to talk to Susie
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>>5321499191 more
pixels are fun to draw with
>>532172276Could also be that it was actually Noelle that had a hand in it, but she doesn't remember, and it might have been unintentional or Kris doesn't know how intentional it might have been, so Kris no longer feels like being close to Noelle and there's some resentment but also doesn't want to actively blame her for something accidental and that she doesn't know.
Or, the most out of left field plot twist possible: It was actually entirely Asriel's fault, and HE made Kris swear never to tell anyone, and Kris stopped being with Noelle because Asriel was suspicious and threatened them. Just full on Eddie's brother mode.
>>532172073True but also I want Dessriel to happen
>>532172729tits too small
Man, I wish I could create a video game that generates an insane fandom, full of creative people, people retelling my story in their own way, and drawing some sexy furry porn.
But I have no writing, coding and musical skills, maybe I should write a book.
>>532172340She looks like she only fucks human men.
>>532172729can you add a dead pixel?
>>532172454What is a ship if it does not sail? That one is firmly docked, stable and unmoving for the remainder of time.
In other words, they don't need a ship. They've already landed.
Rudy should slap Whoriel for disrespecting his wife
>>532172798That's why pair up with someone else to do the game like Toby did
I feel like if Kris resented or was trying to avoid Noelle outright that'd come through more in chapter 2, at least they seem to enjoy their Cyber City outing fine as long as you're not doing some king of Snowgrave
>>532172798Same.
Well, I AM writing a book. Otherwise I might make a Touhou fangame that's based on Deltarune.
>>532172798even if you made the best game ever your chances of going viral without marketing are very close to zero.
>>532171021>>532172675But Deltarune isn't "you are evil for controlling Kris", despite what a portion of the fandom believes the SOUL in many scenarios is straight up a better person than Kris.
>>532172268I just can't imagine hearing this sad melancholic song while drifting through the Holiday home and thinking "Wow! This must be about how the distance between Noelle and Susie is closing!"
(actual youtube comment btw)
>>532172676>being this mindbroken about the gays>not even gay himselfNGMI
If kriselle isn't canon, then why is Don't Forget comprised solely of Piano (Kris' choice of instrument) and Singing (Noelle's choice of instrument)?
>>532172963I think Kris doesn't resent Noelle as much as he was in a borderline suicidal funk after whatever happened happened and the whole cybercity thing got them to reconnect.
>>532172994Isn't Ramb basically a parody of the kind of fans that only try to do what Kris wants?
>>532172798start making fuckass projects for whatever your obsession is, just mods or hacks, slowly build up what you do until you have a small handful of OC creations and then make a real proof of concept for a project, if it has enough traction try and start a gofundme
scott was kind of an oldfart when he started making fnaf (he did begin with smaller projects before toughowever) and he got to make an entire subgenre of horror games, so as long as you stop lurking you should be able to atleast make 1 thingie worth its weight
>>532171438i retract my earlier arrogance, this is hard as fuck
>>532173114Dont Forget is the Kris/Dess anthem you double faggot
>>532173029>BORN TO LOVE /SUS/>FORCED TO LV /DOE/i truly am cursed.
i fucking hate noelle, but now i have to be responsible and tend to my rapemeat.
Need a good let's play/streamer for chapter 3 and 4. Please suggest
Played through Chapter 1 for the first time in a long time. Beat Jevil, all that jazz. Did you know Deltarune is actually good?
if the SOUL wasn't a Holiday then how come THE HOLY has jingle bells?
>>532173114Because it's about them singing about Dess.
Kris and Noelle both lost one of the two people that mattered most of them in life and it clearly deeply scarred them. Normal route is about both of them finding acceptance and moving on while the weirdroute is about that mutual connection destroying both of them.
>>532172992the amount of amazing games that you get to see on itch.io wich never take true flight... hurts my sovl
>>532164404Ah yes that statue of the fallen down knight with their shadow crystals in UNDERTALE
>>532172798find a wannabe cult leader who will let you live in his basement as you hone your craft
>>532173165Explain the shoes. I see bunny slippers but perhaps they are actually shrimp or some other pink animal
>>532172994That portion of the fandom is schizoid and also bend over themselves to avoid taking moral responsibility
>Duh, Soul is evil cuz it PROCEED'ed NoelleBitch, that was you. If you are a sicko who plays weird path, at least own up to it. That copium is so ridiculous. Like imagine doing Undertale genocide and then being like:
>Duh, Chara did it
>>532172798i think participating in creative communities is a big reason why stuff like this takes off, after all this is teamspecialolympics lineage, rpg maker and SA too
>>532173232>says he doesn't want to make lightner plushies>makes a papyrus plushToby is a fucking hack!
At the end of the game, there's going to be a scene where Susie is like "I'm so glad we're friends" and that's it. The game ends right there. No one ever gets into a relationship. No one ever kisses or even hints at romance. But you will still have shipfags foaming at the mouth to insist they're actually fucking or Kris hooked up with Noelle afterwards or something equally deranged.
I wouldn't wish the audience Toby Fox has cultivated on anyone. This is by far a curse.
Noelle was clearly in love with Kris and Susie is clearly her rebound. But Kris doesnโt love her like that
>>532173216YOU
start a twitch account RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,,,,
and START STREAMING DELTARUNE LIKE A MANIAC
>>532173454Dude are you just gonna sit here for the whole day seething?
>>532173114>Ignores Ralsei singing>Ignores obvious fact that all songs are by Dess
>>532173492Before meeting Berdley, Kris was pretty much the only kid Noelle really seemed to befriend.
>>532172073Honestly, if it weren't for Suselle near-canon status, I would just be posting two gremlins doing gremlin shit. But all roads lead to Susie being a knight in shining leather saving doe damsels ass in future chapters while we watch from the chair. You just have to push back you know.
>>532172798You must participate in a game jam or some other creative thing with an equivalent short turnaround
>>532173371i was indeed going for bunny slippers so that's good
shrimp slippers sound cute though
>>532173165It's OK anon. You understand your folley now, and that's what matters.
>>532173371You know what? I think I'm going to order myself some shrimp slippers. Thanks for the idea, anon
>>532173429don't be retarded.
women can't be homophobic.
>>532173493Would do when I suffer memory loss
>>532173589Susie wants that fluffy boy inside her and Suselle is doomed
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>lets you make big choices instead of having to go for one extreme or the other
>lots of branching paths
>leaves you with a slightly more realistic message that not everything can be resolved peacefully but you should be nice anyways
>YBN/Finale is Tobyโs real magnum opus
Neutral is the best route, no contest.
>>532173165>>532173371>>532173694I thought they were snail slippers, given the whole "the dreemurs love to eat snails" thing.
>>532171886Kris doesn't want to be soul
I don't want to be kris
When I played Fallout New Vegas I didn't want to torture my character, I wanted to walk arround the scenery, see characters and their stories, engage with mechanics like shooting, bartering, crafting...
In deltarune I wanted characters talking to each other, cool music and dodging stuff
Toby is just seething about people making Patrick into evil Sans just because they wanted to hear a remix of Industrial Park from SpongeBob battle of bikini bottom remixed with sans' theme. So he goes all like
>reeeeee you are mind raping muh characterinosAnd then bloats deltarune with meaningless non relatable unfunny soul plot line
Undertale being meta was unique then. Now that being meta is the norm, deltarune is dime and dozen.
>>532172340I like human dess but I hate Chara 2.0 dess. Best case scenario human Dess is to Chara as Gerson is to undyne.
Worst case scenario human Dess is to Chara is as Tenna is to Mettaton
>>532173828ralsei has been our emotional support goat for all this time, but now susie will be his emotional support dino in ch5.
she specifically says how much she mourns the fact that ralsei can't go to the festival with them.
she really wants him to have fun, to see himself more as just as an object to be used and tossed aside when its use has been exhausted.
ch5 will have ralsus.
I love this TV like you wouldn't believe
>>532174016>t. krusie/kriselle fan
>>532174016Was this posted on reddit
>>532174034I like Chara 2.0 dess just for the prospect of having Asriel show up at the end and go "Dess wasn't a very good person".
>>532173589>But all roads lead to Susie being a knight in shining leather saving doe damsels ass in future chaptersI'm gonna be so upset if Noelle's role in the Normal route is to just constantly rehash the chapter 2 rescue sequence over and over to keep pushing the most boring sort of romance routine ever.
I mean, shit, isn't this what people have always widely criticized about Mario/Peach or Link/Zelda and that supposedly had to get shaken up or changed in some way?
>>532173589I normally dont care for shipping at all but this pair is especially appealing to me, its just super cute and entertaining. Probably not cannon but regardless fun to think about and see art for imo
>>532174016Iโd say youโre overreacting but then i remembered seeing a tweet by a suselle shipper (who I also personally hate for other reasons) saying that Krusie shippers are literally satanic
>>532174172Probably. Everyone hates Suselle by now
If canon suselle doesn't at least require some character growth from noelle I'll genuinely be upset
Lets pray toby isn't as delusional as his heterophobic fans
>>532174016This is gonna get a ton of replies from assblasted funds
>>532174172You can say anything gay is bad on reddit, silly!
>>532174034>Kris doesn't want to be soul>I don't want to be krisYou are not who you want to be
Who you are resists change
For example:
>you are a retard.>you presumably do not want to be a retard.>Despite that, you remain a retard
>>532173021Most deltarune fans think the scene in Dessโs room is heckin wholesome lesbian stuff and not Noelle lying her ass off to Susie about her relationship with Kris
Tenna for yumes!
https://litter.catbox.moe/n05khvfhdt0icczv.png
>>532174016What if I'm demoralized Krusie shipper that accepts Suselle as cannon to not get my hopes up?
>>532173381A farmer down the road from me is growing sunflowers instead of corn this year. I really oughta check their stand.
>>532166837I feel like Kris is a really good kisser
>>532174172most images posted here are from the hot page of r/deltarune, more news at Seven. Seven human souls. with the power of seven human souls, our kingโฆ king ASGORE Dreemurrโฆ will become a god.
>>532174156Me too! Made for loving
>>532174237Noelle's role is obviously to have a mental breakdown when Rudy dies and create a dark fountain. She's going to be the main villain of chapter 6, as she will prove unable to accept her fathers death.
Susie will either get her out of it by confessing her love for her, thus allowing her to move on at least partially. Or it becomes clear she doesn't view Noelle that way and it will help bring about her temporary face heel turn.
>>532174428>What if I'm demoralized Krusie shipper that accepts Suselle as cannon to not get my hopes up?
>>532174287what in the name of lobotomy and high dosage SSRIs is happening in your picture.
>>532174481Yo... what if ultimately it will be Krisuselle Thruple?
shoutout to the human with the cool ass magic scythe staff thing that sealed the barrier with Krisโs dancestor
what if noelle was drain bamaged and krees abused hers buhwhen nobodys watcheen???
>>532174616>"Team Suselle.">Advises Kris on how to date Susie.
>>532174701That was actually Jevil in disguise.
>>532174709Going by what we know, it was probably Kris who was brain damaged by all the times Dess hit her.
>>532174481>good at flirting>good at kissingwhat else is kris good at?
>>532174616Rudy would be wearing Team Torgore
>>532174612I will manifest a meteor strike on Toby Fox's exact location in retaliation. Non-monogamy is vile.
>>532174701>humans using magicthey had monster blood in them
fucking race traitors
you guys seem to think that fountains are glorified persona 5 palaces and exist solely to change the ways of 1 (one) character
>>532174804the piano and the geetar in the mtv
>Noelle has no romantic feelings for Kris
>>532173921>your friend kris is wearing the snippers (snail slippers) again
>>532174859the barrier is explicitly a magical force created by seven human magicians you fucking idiot?
>>532174526>Susie will either get her out of it by confessing her love for her, thus allowing her to move on at least partially.This would be the most stereotypical and boring direction he could take this. I really hope it's not that obvious.
>>532174795>>532174616>Team Krusie in chapter 2 normal route>Team Suselle in chapter 2 weird route>Team Suselle in chapter 4 normal route>Team Kriselle in chapter 4 weird routeDo not trust this two-faced bastard
>>532174481I think Kris is good at flirting because it's basically just a type of manipulation but a kiss is so intimate and physical that I think they'd get really uncomfortable with it
>>532174612I really, really feel like people who went Krusielle after chapters 3+4 are just coping that there's basically no real dynamic between Susie and Noelle and what is going on is that both of them have a really interesting one going on with Kris so the only way to get them together and for it to be fun is to add Kris as the glue the holds them together. But as an anon here commented the other day, the problem with them as a throuple compared to Kris/Susie/Ralsei as a throuple is that there's no real group dynamic either.
>>532175057fucking halfbreeds
>>532175005Aaaahhhaah that's so cute. The shrimpers and the snippers
>>532174426WOAH MAMA MIA! Thanks for sharing anon
I'm quite disappointed it seemed like yume art for Tenna would be more prevalent based the first week or so from the release of ch3, but then all the yume content slowed down and now it's a bit harder to find.
>>532175061I doubt it as well, but it's pretty unlikely he would set up a romantic relationship and Noelle having a obvious mental breakdown at the same time without doing anything with them together,.
The only canon ship is gonna be Soulelle.
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>>532174953another instance of "WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCENTAL THING THAT YOU CANNOT BE ROMANTIC, TIME FOR SUSELLE-KINO, KRIS."
boy i wonder if the game is designed to frustrate you into doing something DRASTIC.
>>532174616>>532175082i think rudy is Team Somebody Please Just Date My Daughter Already!!!
is dookie ever mentioned or alluded to in deltarune or undertale? other than toilets and braps
>>532175061>hey whatโs the combo for pea gun fistthe helpful Spamton head:
>>532175205People don't like it, but let's face facts here. It's the most "canon" ship right now. Although Noelle and the Soul are probably going to suffer the most
>>532175205I can't wait until we take over Noelle's body and kick Kris into a shallow grave.
>>532175246>Team: "I've accepted I won't live long enough to see grandkids but I just pray I can die knowing my daughter has somebody else looking out for her."
>>532175005>he took my idea and made it look goodTOBY! HIRE THIS MAN!
>>532174526>>532175061The only way I can see that being interesting in the slightest and not just the oldest cliche in the book (and not in a good way, you can obviously pull off cliches well) is if it played out like that, but then Noelle suddenly found herself having Susie like she wanted and still being unsatisfied so she self-reflects and realizes it was always about getting Kris and rescuing Dess instead.
But that'd also be super cruel towards Susie.
>>532175230canon reason why he doesn't reciprocate Noelle
>>532174953>glossing over how this is a player interaction and she says everything about kris seems forced in her chapter 4 dialogueYou can make better bait than this anon. I know you can.
I know who Noelle should date.
>>532175275Suselle is a thing
>>532175485So are botflies. Let's aspire to a world without Suselle or botflies
anyone else starting to think that asriel canonically got pegged by dess?
>>532175384I could see that as well.
It's mostly going to depend on how their date during chapter 5 goes.
>>532175401>Keeps sitting down by the lake hoping Susie will take off her boots and dip her feet in the water to finally get a peek at what they look like before deciding if they actually do love Susie as a girlfriend.
>>532175275monster food does not produce poop. canonically.
kris can only be with ralsei because monsters stick to their own phenotype when possible
>>532175246>Team Somebody Except for Nerdly Please Just Date My Daughter Already
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>>532175558you are a man of a noble soul, but your efforts are wasted.
i wish you the best.
>>532175592No because they were children
>>532175607me after the 11rd hour of turborimming every resident in snowdin wondering why i didn't find one single dingleberry yet
>>532175558botflies are cool though. Both Kris and Susie would 100% be in favor of Botflies existing.
i just think the romance in both games(especially DR) fucking sucks and wish Toby accepted that he can't write his fetish well even if he were held at gunpoint. The quality of his bromance/platonic shit is leagues above the lesbo subplot why can't he leave it at that
>>532175829we should get rid of lanternflies instead
>>532175464>The Coffin of December and Elly
>>532169798Hell I haven't experienced it and barely comprehend the allure to teenage melodrama, always gave me a headache seeing the heehaw and pulling of teeth. I just want unashamed romantic, blunt idealism because I'm tired of the idea love's dead or can't be two honest souls defying the world ready to drag em down. My soul shall pass Hell's fiery gates blazing with honor. I hope for all our sakes Toby doesn't actually commit to a love triangle dynamic but Ch5 might very well be that so I hope you're ready to weather that storm.
>>532175829susie wouldn't but kris would infest themselves with a botfly larva (pre-soul hijacking) to know how it feels
>Krusie
Muh Dess
>Suselle
Muh Dess
>Kriselle
Kris and Noelle screaming muh Dess at each other
>>532175854i accepted this when he tried to make alphys/mettaton a thing in the new year dialogue and the entire fandom rightfully ignored it
>>532175174No problem. I noticed I forgot to share the source (though you might have guessed from the filename) so here you go.
https://poipiku.com/1783610/11986126.html
>>532174287This image feels like the nine circles of hell.
>>532175985that is why they are perfect for each other
>>532175985Kris needs to move to college and meet a cute human girlfriend.
Monster X Human relationships are disgusting. It's like those freaks who claim they only care about 2d girls.
>>532176010>alphys x mettaton>dyke vs faggot
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>>532174287these people cannot comprehend how bad toby is at code
I already like Deltarune better than Undertale, and it's only halfway finished. And I really, really like Undertale.
>>532174287its apparently ok to make Ralsei a troon though
>>532176030Thank you again! Will keep checking this artist for any future yume art they might upload.
>>532176180As a programmer, I can.
>Normal Route
Krusie
>Aborted Snowgrave
Kriselle
>Snowgrave
Suselle (You) tricked Susie into killing Kris to "save" Noelle
>>532176174cute, but also very jealous
>>532175854He got another fever dream, but instead containing a inspiration for DR ending, it told him to make Alphyne 2 but with main characters
>>532169798>insane schizo and obsessive BPD husbandsI need to see more of this dynamic
I really don't get why people are so insistent on pushing Kris x Noelle. The in-game and out-of-game dialogue has made it abundantly clear Noelle only sees Kris as a friend and Kris deliberately distanced himself from her. The piano situation in her blog is so far divorced from the question of a romantic relationship that I honestly cannot understand how people made the leap to it. She doesn't even know if he thinks they're actually friends, let alone something more. These krisellefags are going to push me to supporting suselle out of spite.
>nintendo switch listed first
Deltarune is a Nintendo game.
>>532176319Rudy Knight is dumb as fuck but if thatโs what it takes to get more Rudy fanart Iโll fucking take it
>>532176374>alphys bonus character= zombies and a cool robot>noelle bonus character= weird mom and berdlylizard takes it
>>532176298What if... every choice you make does actually matter?
>>532176159>dyke vs faggot
>>532176454B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT THE DESKTOP PHOTO
>>532176601should be the reverse tbdesu
I LOVE shipping
I LOVE talking a out teen romance
I LOVE arguing over which child characters should have sweety SEX
I LOVE calling people who argue for evil ships MEGAFAGGOTS
who would the deltarune cast vote for in the us elections?
>>532176853why are you so fixated on the age of the characters
kinda sus...
>>532176853Why are you quoting my tinder profile?
>Kris seemed to be a Chara-esque murdering efficiency autist when they were very young
>The GONER MAKER in the Bunker was retooled to wipe their mind and insert ideas of hope and peace instead
>Raised in the town nearby so if something seems off they can be tossed in again
>The code holders and other adults know the truth, but their families less so
>Dess being a rebellious teen snoops into her Mom's shit and encounters Friend, who offers to guide her to the Bunker and tell her about what the deal with Kris is
>Thinks Kris deserves to know the truth too, takes them with to follow Friend
>at the Bunker they find the GONER MAKER which shit Friend out after Kris was put in it, with Kris not being an actual vessel to keep it
>Tricks them into trying to give it a body as part of the deal for showing them the way
>When Dess tries to turn it on per Friend's guidance, it instead sucks her into the code dimension and shoots the player into Kris' soul
>everyone involved in MKris ULTRA find the aftermath, and Kris is brought to therapy to A.) see if they are fucked up after seeing Dess get thrown into infinite darkness by a malevolent trickster entity and B.) If they're programming is unharmed
>Still a good person, Kris becomes a part of the ensuing Dess Rescue scheme, only for her to come back out of the code fucked up and looking alot like the prophetical Roaring Knight
>Dess Rescue scheme becomes the Dess Fixing scheme, even if parts of the apocalyptic prophecy are a part of it
>Kris is still all to willing be to be a good person and help his friends and family with everything, and put up with the SOUL in the meantime
>Game start
>Weird Route is the Soul leaning in to the original Kris by way of Noelle and destroying the Town
>Pacifist results in the Roaring GC's plan to succeed, however good or bad(likely bad if The Roaring is involved)that may be
>Twisted Route is the one that both saves the world, doesn't cost the lives of everyone, and truly allows Kris to be free
>>532176454>it felt like a concert just for meI don't see what's so complicated for you to understand, especially when the only other ship that comes close is
>WOW, YOU LOVE BLOOD CRUSHERS? I LOVE BLOOD CRUSHERS TOO!>WOW, YOU LOVE DRAGON BLAZERS? I LOVE DRAGON BLAZERS TOO! >WE'RE SOULMATES
>>532176569Rudy Knight is the second best possible candidate, next to Asriel. Who do you think taught Kris how to chuunimax? It wasn't Toriel or Asgore, and it definitely wasn't December.
>>532176950miss. plapsplurt (real name) she's a monster candidate for presidency but since we're not in the deltarune universe you wouldn't know about her
>>532177014That was you? Why did you unmatch me? :(
I think if we don't get our Vessel back after Kris goes 100% Muh Dess mode, I think Noelle will join the Fun Gang to fill the empty slot at least temporarily
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>anon will post slurs
>anon will post slurs
>anon will post slurs
>>532176454supporting things you don't like purely out of spite makes you a lesser individual
>>532176950>krisKanye
>SusieKanye
>ralsieBlue down the ballot
>bergerly"Uhh, you do know voting doesn't matter, right?"
>NoelleSays she voted blue. Voted red.
>>532177198good night sweetheart
>>532176950depends on toby's political opinion. all the characters are one-note when it comes to that bc its not important to the story lol. but do you really think a non binary person would vote for trump?
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>>532177198>sleeping ass is free ass
things we (yes we) will be doing when we get the vessel
>exploring dark worlds
>fighting titans
>having fun with our friends
>KISSING KRIS ON THE CHEEK
>GLOMPING KRIS
>FEEDING KRIS MOSS WHILE HE RESTS ON OUR BELLY
>HOLDING HANDS WITH KRIS
>>532177153I draw the line at 3 chins
>>532176454It's because the whole thing IS very much the classical childhood friend turned lover plotline. Very close friends as kids, torn apart by circumstances outside their control, and eventually reunited when older. It's Elric and Winry, it's Jonathan and Erina, it's like every second relationship in Fire Emblem.
Mind you, I think it won't happen. Noelle honestly seems more interested in it than Kris, and as you pointed out even Noelle has difficulty really putting her relationship with Kris into words.
>>532177198*smooches a home goodnight*
>>532177047faha kris do you remember when you joined ISIS on the internet and decided to plant a bomb in town hall fahahaha mom was so mad!!!!
>>532177380now post the one with noelle fingering herself while thinking about kris
Ok, ok, but imagine for one instant.
>Chapter 5 start.
>Bus arrives to Hometown.
>Two figures get off.
>"... man, it's good to be back, eh?"
>"Yeah."
>Kris goes meet them, Susie in tow with no idea what's going on.
>Asriel: "Kris! I've missed you so much!"
>???: "Heh heh, really hasn't changed a bit, huh?"
>Bus moves out of the way, revealing the second figure.
>Dess: "So, where's my lil' sister? Taking care of her, Kris? I'll hit you with the bat again if I learn you've been pranking her."
>Susie gets extremely surprised, Kris just casually greets both of them.
>Everyone walks into the Holiday house.
>Dess: "Moooom, Noeeelle, I'm baaack."
>Both of the Holiday women go and greet Dess.
>Dess: "Oh sweet, I see you kept my room as it was."
>Carol: "Yes. Not thanks to your sister..."
>Noelle gets a bit ashamed remembering the stern talking to she got yesterday about letting a completely new and almost unknown acquaintance mess with her sister's things, Dess plays it off cool.
>Carol: "Once you're done catching up here, you boys should go visit Asgore as well, he really could use some company."
>Dess: "Oh. Is he still...?"
>Carol: "Yes, the Crystal work accident case still weighs heavy on him. I'd like to help him more but the company for why Crystal worked really has too many friends in high places, higher than me. He keeps trying to find an angle to take them to trial, but I fear they'll just do something else worse than ruining his career."
>Internet fucking implodes.
>>532176830>Joke ending where you end up with BerdleyCan't wait!
I like kriselle because it allows me to fantasise about the teen romance I never experienced
>>532176950GARALVOS, RED WIZARD (human wizards are real in the undertale world)
I like Suselle because I like being a cuck in games
>>532177058anon you have to understand that player agency is actually LE BAD and the moment you stop letting the game tell you a story and you make anything yourself its literally the sequel of hitler and you WILL listen to the gay deer hunger for dinopussy and you will forfeit your favorite bro-girl to some horny cunt that has no commonality with her because you'd be a CHUD if you didn't and if you do as much as maybe want HER to like you, you can only make it happen BY RAPE.
YOU ARE A THE GAY HITLER NOW!!!!
you should feel bad!
let me play all songs in the next chapter 25% lowerpitched to show you how bad you are!
>>532174335Doe is definitely thirsty, though.
>>532177081>Who do you think taught Kris how to chuunimaxdude that's support for fucking carol the ACTUAL chuuni in the family, not nice guy rudy
seriously how the fuck do you look at the family where the wife goes around with a fucking katana stabbing people's briefcases and taking out criminals all on her own and think "oh i bet it was her husband, the guy who's named after fucking rudolph, who inspired kris to be edgy!"
genuinely asking, are there worms in your fucking brain?
>>532177504Imagine being an introvert and some weird entity from the 4th dimension possessed you and then made you walk around your neighborhood and talk to everyone
No wonder Kris doesn't like us.
>>532176950All of them would vote for The Donald like the based chads they are.
>>532176950>He thinks monsters can voteLol.
>>532177341uhhhhhhhh source pls
>>532177047Kris's anus doubled in size after that
>>532176950Iโm voting orange, John Bravery will save the country by making fist fights legal
>>532176853Did you know that the majority of people writing about teenage romance are adults?
>>532177496ahaha kris remember when you were young and wanted to watch porn like asriel does in his computer but since you were so little you instead started searching for child porn? they almost got azzy expelled because of that! dess hit you so hard your liver started malfunctioning and that's how you got so yellowy!
>>532177662If I can't get what I want I will mod the game to get what I want in-game
>>532177058You're supporting kriselle... because Suselle is bad? If you're placing value on a ship purely because the alternative is worse, then you don't have any actual ground to stand on. Perhaps consider not supporting any ship instead of being a retard.
>it felt like a concert just for meI genuinely don't get what the point you're trying to make with this line is. What is romantic about this? She's hoping that he doesn't use her just to get to her piano. Are you actually mentally ill, by chance?
Which characters would say the n word, hard r?
>>532177693Kris can go fuck himself. His life is way better than mine and he just sits around crying in a corner.
Fucker sleeps every class and still has the third best grades.
>>532177496Noelle would 100% watch the News, hear about Isis posting a beheading video, act horrified they would do something that Barbaric, then instantly look it up the moment News it up.
>>532175275I'd assume monsters are basically the same as humans minus a couple appearance things
>>532177862you went from not good ending to non-canon in under five posts.
>>532177269why is Kris drawn like a shitty tumblr artistโs blackwashed version of a character
>>532177779what music video was this again
>>532177737it's the underhertail comic,
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>>532176950I'm voting for the candidate that will protect our right to bear arms
>>532177870>can't understand how someone playing music for you can be sweet or romanticI think you're the mentally ill one
>>532177918>Fucker sleeps every class and still has the third best grades.Considering Berdly admitted to only getting those grades by imitating Noelle, I think it's fair to say Kris unofficially has the second best grades despite sleeping through class.
>>532177979isn't kris implied to be black in canon? since they turn blue in dark worlds and blue is black-coded as a skin color
>>532177916Gerson, but only because he's old.
>Geez, why does everyone fixate on the teen romance?
Brother, you are playing a game ABOUT teen romance.
>>532178082No he wouldn't. He says Negro.
>>532177737I want to kiss gangster spamton on the lips and cruise around town with him in his pimped out cuntgadero while we blast 90โs R&B classics
>>532178082Nah, Gerson wouldn't be that kind of old man.
>>5321780789/10 bait almost got me
>>532178072Even worse. Somebody needs to kick him in the ass, frankly.
>>532178124Fair.
I would say Berdly would 100% claim to use it but when pushed he's too cowardly to actually do it.
>>532177369Noelle doesn't seem interested in it at all. From my point of view, she is only concerned with whether or not Kris even likes her platonically. And we know for sure Kris doesn't care much for her because of the church dialogue.
>>532177349Waaah, so this is what they meant by friend inside me? Wow~ I didn't know Kris was like that!
"Uuuuuuhhhh... Nobody likes me or wants me around... Even though the guy at the church says that he misses me singing at the choir and there's a hot goth girl who liked doing occultism with me and my neighbor misses being friends with me... But all those people are lamers so I don't want to do that... I'm all alone in the world... I'm so upset I HAVE to steal Susie's Godzilla poster and give it to the Knight to calm down..." said Kris, on their fortieth free hot chocolate that morning
>>532178224Berdly would say "Nigger" only when he's by himself (he would look around first) and really mad, and even then he would just barely whisper it and would stutter it out
>>532178249It's strange how you refuse to even entertain the weird route in your schizobabble. Very interesting.
>>532178116i tought it was a game about...
uhh...
yeah what the fuck is deltarune even about
>>532178332after my parents got divorced I didn't give a shit about anything for a few years
>>532178249I agree, but it's clear that Kris caused her to feel things that she didn't with anybody else. The fact the only two people she can say not to are Kris and Rudy is pretty meaningful.
I don't think it was ever romantic since romance is fake and all that exists is the desire to fuck, which kids don't have, but they were very close and I think if things had gone differently they probably would have ended up dating.
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>>532178078somebody post the funny deviantart projects where undertale characters are depicted as humans and they're all black or darkner adjacent creatures, fat and ugly.
oh and at least one human has cut scars because can't go without self-insert write-in of the author.
>>532176563Seems pretty obvious, considering Toby managed to score a Switch 2 devkit before launch. Most AAA developers still don't have one.
>>532177916flowey but he doesn't know what it means
mettaton just only in song lyrics, somehow gets away with it
>>532178397idk I think Gaster wants someone to fuck somebody to change the future or something
>>532177689Carol isn't chuuni, retard. She doesn't act edgy at all. That katana is legitimately for self-defense (and assaulting the weirdos in her office space).
โItโs over, Gerson. Youโre no match for me at full power!โ said the Roaring Bum in the bunker 3 hours later.
>>532178397How videogames are bad and youre a bad person
>>532178397It's a game about escapism that is told like a young adult teen urban fantasy story.
Just like Undertale is a story about fandoms and our relationship to video games told as a fairy tale about a little girl going to a magical land and befriending/killing the natives.
>>532178397dodging bullets dumbass
>>532178068Yeah, except he's not playing it for her. That's why he stops when he realizes she's listening.
>>532178695If there were this many black people.in the underground their society wouldve fallen apart long ago
>>532178695Why would you ruin a heritage bait image by editing it to show it made you mad
>>532178825Their society barely amounts to anything already.
>>532178695>misgendering mad mew mewfucked up
>>532178589a katana
a fucking KATANA
no one owns a KATANA in america for purely self-defense reasons, let alone TWO
one of which specifically for cutting FRUITCAKE
>>532178825>africa without a sunfunny concept but grim execution.
>>532178695>chara>green eyesinsanely good ragebait
>>532178695why are they all so fucking ugly
>>532178813You're going off-track.
Whether or not Kris is playing for Noelle, Noelle likes the idea of getting a private performance when she closes her eyes and gets comfort from it.
Dess taught Kris to be chuuni but got the chuuni bug from her mother's side
That must mean that Noelle got her creepypasta addiction and being actually haunted by a demon from her dad's side
All monsters are black coded because they are a minority. Humans are a stand in for the white man.
I own a katana for home defence
It feels good to have time alone to read spamtenna fanfics(there's 415 on ao3 right now)
>>532178904monsters are like black people if they were actually funny and maybe sexy
>>532177380What is this? Noelle's wish fulfillment?
Kris was an absolute shitkid. Until Chapter 4, he, apparently, never even paid Noelle a compliment.
>>532179204Are there any good Deltarune fan fics?
>>532179250So... hispanics?
>>532178397Itโs about helping a middle aged dude with severe dissociative episodes playtest his fucking game. PAY ATTENTION
>>532178912thereโs not even any gender debate to do with Mad Mew Mew, itโs a ghost with no gender fully fused with the body of an anime girl, thatโs a woman. anyways this was probably made before the switch version came out
>>532179253noelle didn't want compliments she wants to be treated like shit
>>532179360>So... hispanics?oh anon, you make me blush
>>532179204Does this art imply that spamton thought he was going to bottom?
>>532178892i don't have the original.
i just saved a picture made by aligger back in the day.
i liked that dude.
>>532179103what are you talking about? this is beautiful diversity.
>don't forget>i'm with you in the dark~
>>532179436You will never be able to convince me hispanics are not sexy, sorry.
As for being funny, only Russians are funny.
>>532179412i knew the mad dummy was a woman before the switch version came out, they should have just used their head
>>532178360I don't think weird route qualifies on the grounds of the fact that you have to apply cult-like tactics before it even becomes an option. It's literally called the "BITE Model", which consists of "unfreezing" and then "refreezing" (this is the exact terminology, btw) an individuals beliefs. We, the player, do this by first insisting it's just a game, teaching her she needs to become stronger, and then asserting this as a permanent change with the actual use of snowgrave. She's not attracted to Kris in that instance. She's attracted to (you), and the thrill of becoming stronger. She believes Kris is responsible for it because she doesn't understand the difference between the two yet.
This also double-plays into the whole "comforted after being scared" thing going on with her because Kris goes out of his way to interfere with your plan, which is comforting to her, so of course the lingering attachment to Dess would kick in.
>>532179192okay but do you walk around with it everywhere and fight crime with it
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>>532179565how did you know
>>532175005 krisp loves his new slippers
>>532179650nta but sometimes you just do
>>532179421>I don't mind being scared if it means I get to be comforted afterwards.Wrong. She likes nice Kris (I am forcing him against his will). A lot.
>>532178447I feel so sorry for you if that is truly your outlook on romance. You must be horribly damaged, and I hope you can heal yourself someday.
>>532179650mad dummy's personality was sexy to me and i'm straight, meaning she must be a woman
>>532179596Samurai are not chuuni shut yo mouth before I tsujigiri youโre dumbass
gender is what you identify as, sex is what im having with maddie if she puts down that chainsaw and listens to me
If Deltarune had come out in a day before obsessive datamining discovering the weird route would have felt so fucking disorienting
Probably would've got your first inkling something was possible from Chapter 3
I love torturing teenagers!
>>532179770Anon, we know how this works scientifically. Love isn't a real emotion.
>>532178947I am an American and I own 3. I'm not a chuuni. Checkmate liberal
Krusie is good because it's like yaoi-yuri if you know what I mean
>>532179921yes mr. toby we figured
>>532179802>protect noelle from susieIs catty a kriselle shipper?
>>532179817you are gay for dio
>>532179709I'd like to be Toriel's slippers haha
>>532179709LET ME OUT OF THE CAAAAAAGE I WANT TO GET INSIDE THE SNIPPERS
>>532180045Tormenting teenagers is a habit he picked up from Hussie, probably.
>>532180058it's not gay if it's dio, it's just 'gravity'
Kris should end up with a human.
Prove me wrong.
>>532180138did somebody say gravity
>>532180169kris is gonna end up being a aromatic at this rate
they're gonna be dried up, crushed, minced, blended, and used as part of a thickening agent for a sauce/taste enricher
>>532179646Looking forward to the next chapter of green pippin's dad life.
>>532179709Youre welcome krips
>>532180289Sociopaths shouldn't date, so him being aromantic is for the best.
>>532180260>bringing my charmuro yaoi into the dark world
>>532180260why is japan obsessed with slicked blond hair and sunglasses
>>532180009>Kris remember when you'd put me in the hypercube to experience 10,000 lifetimes of infinite torture simultaneously over the course of 5 seconds
>>532179930>le scientificallyScience still isn't sure how human pheromones work. To make the claim that something, which is indeed a quantifiable experience of the human condition and we can feel, especially beyond the need to fuck, isn't "real" is genuine insanity. I repeat: I hope you can heal yourself someday.
>>532180260Kris, I'm doing something totally wicked.
If you're nearby, feel my presence.
I hope you retards have mentally prepared yourselves for jockington to have a beard in chapter 5
>>532180009How long was she grounded for turning into a stereotype?
>>532180058Liking female Dio references is gay now?
>>532180387i'm just saying if that doesn't result in a nu gundam/sazabi fight i want a refund
>>532180439>you should heal yourselfโฆ now!
>>532180439We have a good enough grasp to know that what people call love is probably a desire to fuck combined with basic desire for companionship that can be found with friends and family as well.
>>532180649if you like the aspects associated with the gayest anime character ever you might be gay
>>532180756>with the gayest anime character ever you might be gayThe kid from Elusive Samurai?
>>532180756Im sorry you cant handle giant, fabulous, muscular men. You donโt need to stay in the closet
When the fuck are they making a Thrash Machine Robo model kit
>>532180675>good enough>probablySo you admit neither you nor anyone making this absurd claim actually know what they're talking about. Glad we cleared that up.
What would you hope Gaster's theme to be like if he showed up directly in the plot, whether as a character or a more incorporeal form?
>This is Krisโs worst nightmare
>>532180659fights to the death are how they express their love
>>532180930Let's make his worst fears made flesh
>>532180903I do know what I'm talking about. That is why I can say it's mostly nonsense. Like you said though, we don't perfectly understand all human pheromones. We do however understand enough to clarify that love is not a real thing.
>>532180829exploring a dudeโs body and then sucking his grandson years later is pretty gay
>>532180930>you make him put his pathetic phimosis dick in a woman once>he immediately has a shitfit about it and autistically cries in the bathroom and kicks the shit out of you for not being homophilic for suselle
>>532180930>>532181046Now I'm just imagining a wedding happening while "Your worst nightmare" plays in the background.
>>532181118But a they/them can be a lesbian, misandrist
>>532176563Good, maybe then I'll be able to listen to extended versions of songs on Nintendo Music (if Materia doesn't fuck that up also).
>>532180009Gosh, Kris, remember when we were kids and you soaked me with chocolate milk?
I'm kind of hoping the future chapters recontextualize weird route as (us) trying to save Susie at the expense of Noelle.
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>>532181210>CANi like those non-specified odds you've given me!
Why isn't Kris on the Video Game Hero podium?
Why aren't Kris sword or shawl even among the "no hopers"?
Is Kris that much of a failure as a Video Game Hero?
>>532181059Love is real, and it doesn't matter how you break it down to attempt to refute it. You said yourself it's "probably a mix of these two things". Yeah, all human emotions are a mix of different chemicals to elicit a specific response. Love is just as real as fear. To say the feeling of love isn't real is quite literally the most incel-sounding cope I have ever heard. I can't even begin to imagine how miserable living with your mindset must be. You're denying yourself the most basic of human experiences, and what do you gain from it?
>>532181357It might be.
Or it could be the opposite. This is us saving Noelle at the expense of Susie.. We are just one in a long list of people who think we know better than Noelle.
>>532181118>the soul wants me to fuck my cute childhood friend who loves me and understands me better than anyone else in the entire world? Billions must dieโฆWhy is he like this?
>>532181464Most people have never experienced love. Marriage for most of human history was almost entirely removed from love and romance.
>You said yourself it's "probably a mix of these two things". That doesn't mean that there is such a thing as love.
>, and what do you gain from it?It's not a question of gain. I simply don't believe in it.
>>532181118>>532181527Speak for yourself. I don't want him to fuck Noelle. I just need Noelle to help me find my vessel because Kris is being uncooperative.
>>532181357I don't think Toby is going to let us save anyone but ourselves in the weird route, we will use up and discard as many people as we have to stay ahead. And even then our selfishness will probably end in failure
What if they DIDN'T rip each other's guts out? What if they just fell into each others embrace in a heartfelt but still kinda tragic way?
>>532180387>>532180659Bringing your charmuro doujin into a dark world would either just create a Bibliox-esque fujoshi Darkner, or it would manifest an entire area where something like the fucking ALC video plays out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol1UXJ8DQac
>>532180357Kris isn't a sociopath, they're way too affected by the feelings of others. Kris is just an edgelord wannabe that doesn't manage to keep up the image as things like empathy, wholesome neighbors and the humanly urge to act like a fucking prank goblin get in the way of it.
>>532181751>Normal route will end with Kris sacrificing himself to save Noelle and Susie.>Weird route gives you the option to pick who to save.
>>532166894Every day I wish I was her so I could fuck that ugly little green thing senseless.
>>532181751Nah, we're going to succeed.
The issue is what that even means. I think Spamton was right with his warning: the world will be completely fucked and we'll be left playing an empty/broken chapter with nothing to really do and not even an enemy to kill us. Just aimless wandering for like 10 minutes then credits roll. Like a more "playable" version of Chara's timeouts.
>>532181835There is obviously something wrong with him. He's one strangled kitten away from matching your average description of a serial killer. He's clearly sadistic anyway.
>>532181059>the science says love is not realmaterialist reductionism is the most anti-human intellectual-political project of all time
my feelings for fave are real and will not be resolved into more basic material causes
>>532181751>ourselvesNo. Toby's story meta is that his games HAVE a player, and the game is aware of that. (We) can always just walk away. In fact, Flowey outright tells you to fuck off.
I'm playing the weird route just to torture Kris.
>>532182001But enough about the player
>>532182087Materialism is all that matters. It is the fundamental thing that differs humans from animals.
>>532181858potential unhinged route to go weird route and sacrifice Kris anyway
>>532182001Kris is tsundere, which isnโt the same as being a sociopath but /is/ a kind of mental illness
>>532181681That's literally a (you) issue, anon. People often feel love for another, even when it's against their best interests or causes them pain. To insist "most people" haven't felt it is blatantly wrong. What's more, you say it's nothing but a desire for sex, which is a thinly-veiled, at best, excuse to be a whore. You "not believing in it" doesn't make it fake.
I repeat once more, and for the final time: I hope you can heal yourself someday.
>>532170779I dunno what do you think?
>>532181858Noelle would probably kill herself if Kris sacrificed himself
>>532181826why the fuck did relena just come in and steal lalah
this is some goofy newtype shit man
>>532171569It's meant to make you feel uncomfortable controlling a video game character. This is a perfectly valid thing for a game to do. Not all art is meant to be conventionally entertaining, though DR is evidently entertaining for a lot of people.
>>532182116This, but Noelle because I have a ryona and mindbreak fetish.
>>532182205Tsundere's don't typically carry knives with them everywhere.
>>532182001me to my friends parents after they send me a screamer
>>532182237>That's literally a (you) issue, anonYes? Where we ever in disagreement there? I don't intend to mock people who claim they feel love for others, even if they are wrong.
>To insist "most people" haven't felt it is blatantly wrong.I don't insist most people haven't felt it, I believe it does not exist.
>which is a thinly-veiled, at best, excuse to be a whore. I don't have much interest in sex either.
>>532181826>What if they DIDN'T rip each other's guts out? What if they just fell into each others embrace in a heartfelt but still kinda tragic way?This is my hope. Toby pls.
Kris looks cool when he swings his sword but you can't attack without getting guilt-tripped
this is my one problem with Toby-type games
I want to be a righteous warrior, I want to be Kris the hero
oh well
>>532182595Carol just wants her daughter and husband back. She doesn't care about some dumb prophecy, she knows there is a way in which she can have both.
Realizing that whenever someone uploads a Deltarune "Theory"""" Video you can just skip like 90 Percent of it since most of those videos are just plot synopsis and not actual any theory crafting because all those people don't actually care about the game and just want to make money by making a CPM optimized video that lasts longer than Ten Minutes and Thirty Eight seconds.
>>532182001Kris never does anything sadistic.
>>532182595Derailing the prophecy, most likely.
>>532182689KILL TITANS BEHEAD TITAN SPAWN
>>532182942>Fatfur makes a video defending fatfur They join together like their cellulite.
>>532182740Well, someone's not very quick on the uptake.
You're also forgetting that the remaining 10% is worthless garbage in that it tries to answer a singular question, as if Toby Fox is a hack, like Jar Jar Abrams, and Deltarune is a shitty mystery box/whodunnit.
>>532183042Are you implying that Deltarune doesn't use mysteries as a major plotpoint?
>>532182942I mean at this is a lolcow documentary, they are fun to watch to make yourself feel better
>>532181046Imagine Kris pushing out that cute lil mutant and it being extra painful because of the horns but he and Noelle hold hands while delivering their child
>>532182689You can tire enemies out by attacking them.
>>532182775Deliberately scaring Noelle as often as he does, his favored responses to Ralsei being cold and dismissive, aborted snowgrave in general.
In fact, after these past few threads, I've come to the conclusion that Kris doesn't care much that we're hurting Noelle. He only cared when a real [lightner] (Berdly) was affected by our actions. His intervention on a completed snowgrave run seems more to prevent us from achieving our goals than anything. Maybe he realizes we're going to become much more dangerous than he ever was.
I need sex with green pippins or I'm gonna die.
>>532183029>t. didn't watch the video
>>532179709cute krisp drawfag but do not think even for a moment that you're sins are unnoticed
>>532183029I watched the video and that guy isn't a fatfur (he is a furry though) nor is he defending So Sorry
>>532183192>Deliberately scaring Noelle as often as he doesAs a kid years ago
>his favored responses to Ralsei being cold and dismissiveWhen?
>aborted snowgrave in general.Sadism: taking pleasure in causing harm to others
When does Kris take pleasure in causing harm to others in Snowgrave?
>>532178694>Gay.Chara is a girl.
>>532183345sins?
it's but harmless mischief, mischief
>>532183325>>532183380You got me, I didn't.
The joke forced itself to my finger tips and I kept on giggling at it.
Thank you though I might take a look at it now.
>>532182740That's most "theory videos" for literally anything.
If a youtuber puts out a new video like every other day it's a good sign to not watch them because they're pumping out low effort slop to game the algorithm. I only watch from those who make 1 video a month or less.
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>>532183519Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>532183519Is Undertale Yellow worth playing just for the sexy fox mom?
Toby Fox is a MALE with a cock and a pair of testicles
>>532183247who is he raping?
532183519
>beakfag
>fangame oc
jiffi in double hell
>>532183042I figured that out but it took a me a bit because I usually listen to these while I'm working my job since I'm a very busy man.
It's just it's gotten so egregious that even as background noise it's distractingly stupid.
>>532183105Given that most people were wrong about what questions would be answered, and just the theories in general. Yeah
I don't really think that anymore. Not that anon, though.
>>532183620Just fucking play it
>>532183451>snowgraveIt's the fact that he isn't remotely phased by it until you go through with killing berdly. Not a single line of dialogue saying he seems uncomfortable or upset with what transpired. He only becomes upset when something happens to a living monster. If torturing and killing random creatures without remorse isn't sadistic to you, I dare not ask what is.
>>532183105No. I am outright stating Deltarune isn't fucking Lost. Toby is, was, and always will be Hussie's disciple, and Homestuck had a long standing problem of fans predicting future plot points. And the best trick is distracting them with irrelevant questions. WHO is the Roaring Knight isn't as important as what they are trying to accomplish.
Kris is Tsundere and Gap Moe
If you ever tell them this they will die of cringe
>>532183793imagine all the freaky sex they had
>>532183721You? Sex?
You're posting in a /utg/ thread.
you are as far away from sex as you could.
>>532183547I knew that was the case but I would given the channel at least one watch for the benefit of the doubt.
At least Andrew Cum is good even if he's a idiot who's doubling down on Kris Knight Theory.
I'M NOT GAY [Bro]! I'M JUST A [Business loving Businessman]!
Which Underrunes have command grabs
>>532184042I take offense to this. I can have sex and choose not to, yet here I am arguing about whether or not love is real and whether or not the fictional reindeer has romantic attraction to the jaundiced mentally ill delinquent who subsists entirely on sugar.
Actually, what am I even doing here anymore
>>532183142Not the Swatchlings lol. I don't think you can do it with Mauswheel either.
>>532184284Susie's command grab is bugged and has a bigger hitbox than it's supposed to.
>>532183925That's fair.
Though I would say the comparison to the likes of JJ probably doesn't hold up insofar that Toby actually has an answer to the mysteries he creates.
https://x.com/PLAGUEDPRIEST/status/1947325501103624231
>>532184284Ice wolf and, ironically, monster kid. Also Catti, but only if equipped with Jockington.
It's a shame you only get stuff from recruiting and nothing from the alternative. Fun thing about Undertale is that most will start off with some sort of Neutral Route. Something made almost impossible by Ralsei forgetting what he learned in chapter 1 and going straight back to telling you to play pacifist.
>>532183789>being complacent = being sadisticWhy do you get so much pleasure out of your government using your tax money to bomb children, sadist?
Why the fuck is there so much Spamton/tenna smut on AO3
>>532184538Take a wild guess. No, seriously, guess.
>>532184042Thank god I only want to fuck Deltarune characters and not actual people.
>>532184412If you think Toby Fox has an answer for even half of the """mysteries""" he has created, I feel you're setting yourself up for disappointment.
All your TAKING TOO LONG is TAKING TOO LONG
All your theories are TOO LONG
All your fanart is TAKING LONG
All your obsession with the game is TAKING COO COO LONG
>>532184515>allowing your friend to kill entities that are, for all intents and purposes, alive = complacency somehowTo answer your rhetorical question, because they are a different color than me
I feel like there's a lot less buzz around these two Chapters than there was Chapter 2 despite giving more content to work with
>>532184882People arent stuck at home
>>532184882Ch2 with Spamton and snowgrave was magical
>>532184917Kris fucks this
>>532184317>>532184621intermediate darwinism
>>532183451Kris isn't sadist, it's just a couple retards trying to make, Kris seem edgier than they are. Imagine calling pranking your best friend, or messing around in a video game sadist. Kris felt guilty about tricking Berdly into deleting system32 and helped him restore minecrap and even played with him. Kris shows forgiveness and compassion towards their bully. Fuck off with this edgy headcanon
>>532179921TOBY FOX LET ME BEAT KRIS'S SHIT NEXT CHAPTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>532185190>Giantess>No voreAcceptable, for now
>>532184917Should noelle really be looking at her own mother like that?
How do i get a bbw catti gf irl
>>532185341haunt the local hot topic
>>532183956He's literally the MC from Danger in my Heart.
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>>532185341Pick a red or a deep red state. Have fun.
>>532170440It isn't JUST Dark World stuff he needs us for since he passes the fuck out in Chapter 4 just talking on the phone and pouring himself a soda. He's obviously in a really bad way when he rips us out so I guess we're something he just has to put up with, same as Spamton and his strings.
>>532185505whys this got the noelle color palette
>>532174953Isn't this weird route exclusive?
>>532185436I don't think it would be too difficult to make a cuptain shaped cake.... maybe I should try this next weekend
>>532184917Okay, Kris, go left, I'll go right, and Friend... Just be Friend.
>>532185724Noelle is fat.
>>532185620>passes the fuck outThat was just desperation and frustration after hearing about more dark worlds needing to be made for the plan. In case Kris acting like a sad drunkard with the chocolate milk wasn't enough of a hint for you. (or that they still manage to catch you instantly the moment you make any noise at all, wouldn't happen with someone legit passed out)
>>532185724Where does the purple come in? Her hidden bruises?
>>532185620>walks perfectly fine later Nigga was just pretending to be dying for the lols
>>532185620It's chocolate milk, anon. Also, no. He doesn't need us as much as you think. He was putting his head down because he was frustrated. It's a normal thing for someone to do when stressed.
>>532162964 (OP)>see a deltarune artist start drawing Krusie art>get excited>like and save every krusie image from that artist>time passes>artist doesn't draw krusie anymore>try to ask them when theyre gonna draw Krusie again>"im sorry anon, i was dating someone when i did the krusie drawings, but then we broke up, and i dont feel like drawing Krusie anymore">feelsbadman
>>532164103Deltarune is just the pre-scratch version of Undertale's universe.
Ohhhh Tenna recognizing a fucked-up looking SNEO and being on the verge of tears
>>532164103I just think it's an alternate reality of what would happen if monsters never got trapped underground.
I've seen more art of Spamton and Tenna having gay male relations in one month than I've seen my own cock in the over 20 years I've been alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImYCnjG_-7g
>>532185848Not every day, but when Tenna unintentionally does something that riles them both up. The tripped onstage and ripped his pants open incident of 202X will not be forgotten
Dead general, shut it down
>>532185848>/utg/>where women are bigger faggots than some homosgetting tired, bros.
In chapter 5 Jockington will give Kris the exact advice they need to get their life in order and it will be left ambiguous whether Kris decided not to take it and stay on their path to self-destruction or just couldn't understand what the hell he was saying
>>532186573Don't look up Gen Z LGBT rates, Kraut. You'll cry.
>>532184860It's way closer to complacency than to sadism. Common sense is on my side.
>>532184538>tumblr sexyman ship for woman on the fanfic site dominated by woman shipping men togetherOh geez I wonder.
>>532184642I don't care for the gay stuff but I love the Bronze Age comic book stylization
Who's the artist and do they have anything more in this style?
>>532186573>Woman into a heterosexual ship>This is gay, somehow???
In chapter 5 Ralsei becomes real and penetrates me
>>532186459Was he wearing sexy lingerie under his suit that day?
>>532184538>why is there so much tumblr sexyman on tumblr sexyman action in the smutty fanfic site
>>532186870Heteros don't do what was drawn in that picture; it's a female fantasy from reading too many romance novels.
The Vessel is what we look like when our SOUL enters a dark world on its own. The Goner Maker was so the world has an idea of what our idealized form looks like.
>>532186936>Prank>Literally just attempted murderWhy can't I get away with stuff like this?
>>532186898He has a massive ass so any undies are tight undies, that's Tenna's equivalent of sexy lingerie
>>532186850@_starridge yes but it's all gay.
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>>532186201When I see this all I can think about is that Tenna should be the bigger one. Unless seeing Spamton in that state causes him to shrink in sadness...
>>532149919I hope it's not too late haha
>>532186724do we get another generation of SSRI-dependant catladies?
>>532183465you. you will LAMENT once you have tasted the DESPAIR you have caused
it has occured to me that I've never played Undertale to completion
should I just play it vanilla or should I mod it?
>>532187387I can't think of any Undertale mod that would actually improve the experience
>>532187031is it still gonna be gray and faceless...
>>532187072Carol let Kris get away with anything because she's a Kris x Noelle shipper
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>>532186870the straightest thing a woman has posted here is that she desires tenna to cock her down and even with that logic she's practically asking her boomer dad to fuck her.
that's the type of woman to wear chokers.
you should know better than to approach these bipolar creatures.
>Noelle decides to prank Kris by pantsing him
>Hfw he's wearing a thong
>>532185848Constantly.
Battat needs a replacement for his boss that won't fuck him and fujo loves hearing him moan Tenna's name while they fuck.
>>532187595Would she grope him or take a picture?
Childhood friend romance is too powerful. The Lesbo's never stood a chance.
Sans Universe
The world belong to Sans
>>532187189Spamton can also make himself bigger, to be fair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly8Vjxy7FXk
>>532187345you understand not the way of the clown...
>>532187714But those childhood friends are both lesbians
>>532187189Spamton NEO can turn giant during that one attack and Tenna can shrink depending on his mood/if he wants to. I like to imagine he shrunk due to sadness though.
Susie's dad is a tumblr sexyman
>>532187840Don't talk about Asriel like that.
>>532187387I will return once my let's play is complete. I have my special version game in there, with the homo shit taken out. If that interests you, come back in a month of two.
>>532187981get back to work robert
>>532187981Susie's dad is copied and pasted screens of the onceler
>>532187981I'd fucking lol and then proceed to kill myself if Susie's Dad was another goddamn tall skinny dude with a quirky personality.
>>532187981But can he rival the king?
I will be killing Toby and then myself if sansXtoriel becomes a real thing in later chapters
>>532188531Sans is too lazy to commit to a relationship. They are just gonna be friends with benefits.
I will be purchasing a second copy of Deltarune is Sans x Toriel becomes real AND it makes Kris really upset
>>532188180No one can beat Spamton, it's impossible.
>>532187820>same guy who made that cool fake chapter 5 ending with the kris-dess combo>suddenly it's got a deer VESSEL named after jane from homestuck, FRIEND with a fat-ass tail and me.ogg playing just from (You) saying helloi dunno about this one, man
>>532187595Noelle... you know your sister dicked him down for a reason... continue the tradition noelle...
If the final boss isn't another sexyman that says funny quips, WE (Yes, we, as in all of us) WILL be killing ourselves in a mass Jonestown-like suicide.
>>532184538couple of the year
>>532188742what if there are actually lmao2knight and it's both her parents
what if it's Susie's MOM who's the abusive one
Alphys and Susie are sisters
I pronounce Jevil like Jee-vil. Because otherwise you would need to put a The in front of his name.
>>532189096Isn't Alphys a lizard?
>>532189041How naive of you to think susie has a mom
>>532189041easily possible considering how jealous of Kris she was for Toriel
>>532189041Susie's dad will have left her will her mom will be neglectful.
>>532188903couple of morons
HEAVEN KNOWS
THE STORY THAT WE'VE BORN FROM OUR HEARTS
OF THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEP
AND THE HEROES THE SAVE US
HEAVEN KNOWS
THE BEAUTY OF THE SOUL
AND WE WEEP
TO THE MAJESTY AND
PRAY WE NOT FORGOT
THE TALE OF DELTARUNE
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guys I might be a fake fujoshi something about being able to self-insert as the girl in the relationship is doing things to my mind.
>>532188015Oh it's this sad schizo again
>>532189278are you a guy or a girl inserting as the girl in a gay, straight or lesbian relationship? I don't get what you mean
>Susie's dad is an Alucard looking twink human and her mom is a giant angry dino woman
Internet crashing..
>>532184538>be toby>spend 8 years in a lab creating the perfect toxic yaoi situationship>sprinkle in subtext, not explicit confirmation so fans have to write/draw their own gay smooching content>both characters also conveniently reach sexymen status
>>532189096Not every reptile is related, you racist, it's 2025.
>>532189425Baffling to me when people claim that Toby is a yurifag when he's clearly the most powerful fudanshi out there.
Tenna is asgore
Spamton is rudy
Mike is friend
>>532189278fujos can yume too anon
>>532187679D- Does... P- pretty...,,,,.,.,,.,,,,,......
>>532188531Yes I am MAD, Toby RUINED this game and if I see him in real life then I'm punching in the face and i'm gonna try and grope his booty then begin to rape him until security asks me to stop but then I'll say "Not until I BUST a NUT" then I'll go "NNNNHHGGGGG" and Toby will be like "Ahh ahhh~" then his booty will be full of nut then I'll be like "Okay arrest me, the deed is done, Mr Krabs!" then Asgore will appear in the shadows and say "Thank you for avenging me" then I'll cry as they take me away to prison
>>532189425spamtong is so lucky here i wish tenna would beat my ass sexily like that
>>532189278I think that just means you really want what they have and are in dire need of having a connection with someone else
Not that there's anything wrong with that
>fake fujoshiDo you rarely get into yaoi ships?
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>>532189697stick of chewing gum
>>532189041>All of the dads are tragic characters>All of the moms are neglectful and abusiveWhat did Toby mean by this?
Any fandoms where fujo's are none existant? I haven't found any yet.
>>532189697herd him into a pen and feed him carrots
>>532189873Have you checked out idol girls fandoms? Uma musume only has yurifags because there are no male characters.
>>532189380I succeeded, you know. I looked for help and it worked.
>>532189841>All of the momsCatti's mom looks fine.
Today I read a fanfic of Tenna fingerbanging Toriel and it was well written.
I don't really know how to feel about this.
>>532190015So gooner gacha games and that's it?
>>532189587In fact, doesn't yume'ing go hand in hand with being a fujo? Or at least being a yume is something almost every fujo either does or has done at some point
>>532189873i dunno, a game/series/whatever where there's no male characters? though you'd get yurifags which is just the same shit but girls
i hate my stupid fucking horse
In my game, every character, not just men, will be fucking hideous. Only the true gooners will survive.
Anyone have any cute new Toriel pics?
>>532190262I intend to make every character very attractive.
Unfortunately: I can't draw.
>>532190193What mythological Aztec creature is this?
>>532190121Touhou and Love Live
>>532190169sometimes. some fujos do self-insert into the bottom (who is usually their fave) but they can be pretty in denial about that
>>532190015I have seen the horse girls drawn as men and fucking each other.
>>532190452Touhou does actually have male characters. Blue Archive might be closer, frankly.
>>532190341pashoลnahuizotl
>>532190351yeaaah, so about beating the knight in the light world....
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Goulden Sons are chuddies
LOVE may win but not for they/them
>>532190508I have actually observed the opposite, that it's mostly self-inserting into the top and wanting to have a huge dick to make the bottoms do ahegao faces like in the doujins, not discrediting what you're saying though
>>532190695as a terminal fujo with three decades of experience i think it's either depending on the fujo
Why did Asgore and Toriel adopt Kris in the first place?
>>532190828>as a terminal fujo with three decades
>>532190872https://archiveofourown.org/works/66981700
I really should've looked at the tags and rating and stuff. Today was the day I decided "I'm going to read this weird backlog of fanfics I have" and ended up reading about Toriel getting fingerbanged in the middle of lunch.
LISA the Painful has no fujos because all the men in that game are rapists, weirdos, and over 40 years old.
>>532191126Buddy. Are you sure about that?
>>532191126But I thought those were all things fujos loved in a man
>>532191126Yes, anon, and no fujos like Team Fortress 2 either.
>>532191118Are you female? I can't read smut in public due to erections.
>>532189812>Do you rarely get into yaoi ships?oh I love yaoi ships.
I was mostly joking about enjoying a het ship more than I currently enjoy any yaoi ships atm, this is very unlike me. I usually find het ships boring and couldn't give a single fuck about them.
>>532191126>rapists, weirdos, and over 40 years oldspamtenna
>>532190193If this ugly bitch shows up in my dreams tonight Iโm gonna be pissed
>>532191126Lisa the Painful has no fujos because the game requires skill
>>532190569I like these Sussers
>>532190110Oh yeah I read that the last time it got linked. Hot.
Jockington will bed the doe.
So sayeth our ancestors.
>>532191353I browsed /d/ on a public bus just fine, you must get hot and bothered really quickly
>>532191353nta but I do read smut during slow times at work sometimes but I get nervous that someone might look over my shoulder and see me reading about cocks.
I hate Suselle since Krusie is better.
But honestly, I'd hate it more if Toby walks back on his intended vision with Suselle just because fans complained and he chose to pander to them.
I've read plenty of manga and webtoons where the author walks back on an intended ship to cater to the fans and everytime, it turns out contrived and forced. Toby should just write Suselle better.
>>532190568the blackshard still does 16 damage
>>532191381I hope the worm grazing ASMR is splendidly succulent
>>532191496Looking at pornography of any kind puts me in a "I wanna touch my penis" mood. Being in an environment where I can't touch my penis while in that mood sounds like torture. I'd rather just read something SFW.
>>532191353>men can't get off in public by sitting on their heel just right and wiggling their foot around sad
>>532190828Helpful info from someone with more years of experience since I can't consider myself a terminal fujo or much of one at all anymore, actually. Didn't last too long as a true fujo.
>>532191369Oh I see, I kinda get it lol I can count on one hand the number of straight ships I truly like.
>I can't read smut in public due to erectionsSimply a skill issue, nothing like reading porn in public to pass time.
>>532191227I'm not Buddy, I'm Nern. Buddy isn't old enough to be on here.
>>532191769>can't jack off anywhere by crotch muscle contractions and a vivid imaginationNGMI
>>532191636how's Kris holding that thing anyways
>>532191634No, man. Suselle has to die. I will not accept the homo shit right in front of my face. Do it where I don't have to see it or actively participate in it.
>>532191848Forgot to reply directly to
>>532191353 oops
>>532191932very carefully
>stops masturbating to furry porn
>plays the actual game
>gains an appreciation of the characters
>tries drawing stuff other than porn
>tries drawing characters without huge thighs and ass
>improves at anatomy, gets better at stylizing things
>fan designs improve and fit the characters better
>starts experimenting with composition and color
>art becomes more gooder
It's really that easy.
I thought I had problems with porn but you guys really watch it in public? Cheez Louise
>>532187431I *think* I've seen mods that change Frisk's sprite depending on their armor, and Undertale Plus intrigues me but I wouldn't be surprised if we're still a year off from when it's completed
>>532191353having a dick must fucking suck what do you even do when you're bored in public other than think about crazy sex scenarios
>>532191634It would be based if Toby walked back on it
Naming Lucas and Ness after myself because they are my self inserts in a comfy relatable setting
>>532192165Listen to video game music and imagine cool fight scenes.
>>532192136Iโve jacked off in traffic on the highway I donโt care I just donโt care
>>532190169I'm a lesbian and also a fujo because I like the fantasy of men being attracted to eachother instead of women.
Like I enjoy observing from a distance knowing the men are happy with eachother and won't be thinking about me.
Stop jacking off to cartoon characters. You know what you guys are beating your meat too? You're beating your meat to illustrations, colored illustrations.
>>532192124i want to commit racially motivated hate crimes against ralsei.
>>532192305don't admit that
I do that but I'd rather say I have degenerate sex fantasies than admit that
>>532192305based i just hear it in my fucking head naturally at this point
>>532192165Pull out my dick and rub it on the face of a Guatemalan undocumented immigrant woman trying to sell candy
>>532192432>pic entirely unrelated
>>532191932the SOUL's telekinesis
men loving men is the purest form of love, remember that
>>532192402It's all pixels on a screen at the end of the day broski.
How is shark week a thing
You see a shark and it's like whoa that's a big shark
After an hour of that you've basically exhausted the premise
And the ads my god cable ads are such time wasters ive seen more ads this past hour than ive seen the past 3 years
>>532192165Literally this having a dick would've been the end for me, I can't imagine not being productive while stuck in public doing nothing and not being able to think of hot ideas to write next in a fic or draw when I get home
>>532192630sharks is cool
>>532192630I thought shark week was about periods
>>532192165I think of killing everyone around me in cartoonishly grotesque and violent ways
If you've seen King Star King it's like this
It's not because I hate them, it's just because I'm bored
>>532191126You described spamton
>>532192165Typical woman moment.
>>532192402I literally couldn't even if I wanted to. looking at real people in that way does nothing but gross me out.
>>532192124couldn't be me
they are MY drawings and MY shitty lines and they will DO what TICKLES MY DICK!!!!
>>532192402It's actually most ethical to jack off to cartoons because they are not real.
Jacking off to real people always begs the question if the person in the photo/video would actually be okay with it, and even pornography might have a level of exploitation behind it.
>>532192630Shut the FUCK up nigger sharks are awesome and great white sharks especially are beauitful
>>532192679>Jaws vs Mega Croc>Coming up next!Ok I can see the appeal now
what would happen if you played beer pong with the cuptains?
>>532192492pic is also a fairly premeditated crime born from hate so severe that it drives you to kill.
to kill shitly.
>>532192630I think you can get a week's worth of enjoyment out of sharks a year
Maybe even more
>>532192390that's dangerous closely to cuck behaviour
I know a woman who ruined her Spamton plushie by grinding on his nose too many times
>>532192402I donโt have enough money to therapy the revulsion toward human touch out of me. I think Iโm just gonna keep jacking off to pixels
>>532192832The Playboy Mansion was basically Epsteins Island for girls 17-25
>>532192850for me it's the oceanic whitetip, the scary bastards
>>532192965should have used protection
>>532192165I play gacha game on my phone (in public)
>>532190351Is she not wearing pants?
>>532192965worlds most traumatized darkner
>>532193102>GachafaggingYou disgust me
>>532193068They're not the most visually striking but yeah they have that soulless beady eye energy grasshoppers do
>>532192165I never said that this doesn't happen.
but when it happens, i might have to tuck it to the side so no one sees how hard i am pitching a tent.
fuckers like you don't know how good oyu have it.
you can pretend to not be horny and everyone's buying it.
Dess wasnโt as cool as Kris remembered.
>>532193203couldn't even sell it
a Tong's true nightmare
I want to wring Battat's sweat out of the mike costume into a glass and drink it.
>>532193256>but when it happens, i might have to tuck it to the side so no one sees how hard i am pitching a tent.we can tell
>>532187387Add the gendered pronouns mod.
>>532193203nah. he's made it [BIG!!]
When I'm bored in public I just close my eyes and work on my RPG in my head
>>532192965I wish I knew anyone in real life who enjoyed Deltarune. Even one strange enough to disclose that information.
when i'm bored i do kiddo's mom
>>532193305Good for you anon I hope you get to do it one day
Why are you a Battatfag anyway? I just wanna know
>>532191982You won't kill Kris to accomplish it, r-right?
>>532193310i don't wear pants that tight.
no you can't.
>>532193339This but taking a nap
>>532192165if i have my cellphone with me, watch a youtube video on it
if not, just stand somewhere quiet like a creepy statue and think about going back home
pretty sure i've never imagined crazy sex scenarios in public, call me boring if you want
>>532193453loose pants don't hide it much better, i can always tell
>>532192965Remember that video posted here of that onlyfans girl masturbating? I'm 160% certain someone paid her to say those lines because she didn't masturate with a Spamton plush. 0 Deltarune merch anywhere to be seen too. Fake fan, fake video.
>>532193504this but taking a crap
>>532192390Almost as bad as being a yuricuck male. Almost
When I'm bored in public I just decide not to be bored in public.
>>532193520What do you do when you find boners in public?
>>532191353>due to erections.just don't have them lol
>>532193608nothing because i'm not a weirdo. i just acknowledge it in my head
>>532193608i apply emergency cocksleeve protocol and pray for a day no lonely boners get cold
>>532193693Cool, would you say they're somewhat common?
>>532193278>Azzy focused on being good at a few things like cross country and has tons of awards>Dess hopped from sport to sport and instrument to instrument and is shit at all of them
>>532193608Point at the person and loudly state BONER SPOTTED of course
>>532192630it's all marketing, but none of it matters if you don't watch tv. I don't know anybody but idiots and boomers who use cable nowadays.
>>532193520STOP THEORETICALLY STARING AT MY THEORETICAL [ENL4RGE] HOG!
>>532191769Wait don't tell me women doing that are actually...
>>532193781Im stupid i meant to reply to
>>532189278
You guys actually get boners in public? My sex drive in public is immediately in the negatives, public crowds actively turn me off so I never have to worry about popping one around people. It makes looking at sexy fan art worse, because I can't enjoy it when there's people nearby.
Kris, I know this took a rape route, but...
>>532192390Even if they were straight they still wouldn't be thinking about you. Because they're fictional characters and not real. Fictional characters can't hit on you unless you make it happen in your fan art, so if you don't want that then you have nothing to worry about lol.
Mod to rename Frisk and Kris as myself and keep Chara as Chara when?
Jockington will bake the bread.
>>532193608i think of ways i could fuck that guy right there and then and spank it in the nearest bathroom
people now thinks the player is the angel in undertale...
>>532193447No, that desire is separate. It's related, after, you know, the whole creating-Dark-Fountains-and-helping-the-Knight thing, but it's separate.
>>532193979Until you think about them too much and accidentally a tulpa. Then youโre fucked
>>532192390so you are a faggot twice.
wow.
>>532193608Approach and say "nice cock" to the owner of the boner
When I'm bored in public, I read a book. Or draw fave. Or write fanfics about fave in my head.
>>532193965Not everyone is a neurotic bitch with shy bladder like me and you
why can't we suck each other off in need :(
>>532193850Dvr recording is cool and all but yeah it's kinda worth the wait for the torrent sites to scrub all the ads off
>>532194241some are unsuckable :<
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>>532194193sometimes i imagine what a deltarune mod featuring /utg/-fags woulod be like
what soul would that anon have, what would their bullet pattern look like?
how intense owuld their theme be?
>>532193965It's the opposite for me, I can get turned on really fucking easily in public or while close to other people just by reading or looking at anything porn related. When I'm at home it takes much more work. I don't really have a thing for exhibitionism or doing things in public so I don't get it.
>>532193850see THAT is how you make shark week exciting
>>532194241We should come up with a hand signal we can do in public to signal that we would like to be sucked off.
>>532194358;_; what a depressing revelation
all this boner talk has distracted you from making a new bread
>>532194362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVvCCqC3Cik
>>532194443I second this for research
>>532194358what makes them unsuckable?
>>532193443I honestly don't really know, it just happened.
I thought he was funny and cute and liked shipping him with Tenna, it eventually just devolved into liking him on his own more.
>>532194363it's probably just the thrill of it, doesn't have to mean you like exhibitionism
MIKE! GET TO WORK AND MAKE A NEW THREAD!
sometimes I think about fave turning into a werewolf and fucking me on the buffet table from The Sims: House Party
>>532173125>Isn't Ramb basically a parody of the kind of fans that only try to do what Kris wants?No? Ramb is based
>>532194486session 9 simon scene but it's about the soul giving kris boners in public
>>532194362Our theme is multiple overlapping freedom motifs playing at the same time in the left ear and a crying, farting, screaming compilation in the right ear
>>532194362(im)patience? waiting 4 years but hating every second of it
>>532194602I hope fave is ice wolf
>>532194602This sounds like a fantasy Noelle would have
>>532194549>it just happenedI get that lol a lot of character obsessions seem to just happen like that, weirdly enough
>>532173125Ramb is a parody of the fat old men I want to fuck
Why don't you guys all have sex since you love talking about each others genitals
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>>532193965sometimes it just comes over you.
to fight your growing urge is like letting two sneezes die.
i remember being on a train in the dead of summer and some bitch had to wear yogar pants so tight i didn't need a fantasy to imagine what it would look like if the pants weren't there.
my circulatory system did a looping on me, i feel woozy and displaced a sizeable amount of blood that i REALLY needed in my head.
its not helping when your rod is pre-lubricated by sweat.
can you please not dress like that?
>>532194242realistically you're spending hat, 60 a fucking month to get cable and for what? It's better to have a netflix sub and they suck cock too, the only advantage is if you have a bitch over and she's too retarded to tell you what you want on and youve got nothing to throw on.
I just pay for internet and be done with it, nothing else matters now. Also fuck youtube for trying to charge me to watch youtube , I was alive in 08 you cocksuckers I know you don't actually pay content creators.
>>532194387Her and Undyne are the only ways they'd get me to watch "shark week"
>>532194731Ice Wolf being afraid of becoming a Werewolf is definitely the kind of joke Toby would make
The end of the thread approaches... Perhaps now we will be free...
>1000+ posts
>page 10
new thread please?
>>532195010Too busy talking about sex, sorry
>>532194857real life sex smells bad awkward and scary
>>532195010We didn't even reach image limit yet!
>>532194857sex yucky ewwwwww
>>532194857i ko'd my boyfriend's cock for the day :(
I hope the next thread is keto-friendly...
Why does the idea of kris not being a man make o many autists upset? I can understand not viewing them as female, but it seems like some people have a personal vendetta against the idea.
new thread doko i have a spamtenna comic to post
>>532194857With who, nigga? No one wants to be around me and I don't want to be around anyone.
Boner! I got a boner on every woman and beat it! I love this fucking game!
No one probably even knows what I'm referencing
>>532194363The things I would do to you on a train
>>532195191thats what pipis is for
IF YOU DON'T BAKE, I WILL KILL YOUR TV
>>532195227can't spell HMOFA without
M
>>532194857I don't know how many of these people are just into adults
Or where they are
>>532195335that is a compelling argument to not bake thread actually.
>>532194857sex is uncharted territory and uncharted territory is scary
i like scary, but still
>>532195227Self-insert autism, the usual, they will all deny it btw
>>532195346Based sanswich
I gave up on sex in middle school
I told myself there was no point in holding out hope
And I don't go back on my word
That's my runer way
>>532195227Why does the idea of Kris being a man make you upset? The plot works fine either way.
>>532195227they can't fuck the goonable goteshotes without self-inserting
>>532194363I think you might be into exhibitionism, anon. I get turned on easily no matter where I am due to the nymphomania, though, so maybe I'm not one to talk.
>>532195227I don't care but it's mad annoying when someone's like "how can you POSSIBLY see Kris as anyone but male" and dismissing everyone else's subjective interpretation.
>>532195467I am anti-self insert and still prefer Kris to be a boy. I have a specific design/voice/behavior in mind for Kris and I refuse to budge.
>>532195625seeing this sentence would kill my grandma
>You know remember that one woman that barged in her and recorded herself masturbating while talking about how excited she was for the release of Chapter 3 and 4
GJDSJ
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>>532195568>giving uphell yeah, same.
>>532195364We already have HMOFA and that's Susie's parents
>>532194857it hurts too much, not worth it
>>532195393Someone needs to do this but theyre actually having sex
Just scratched my scalp until it bled
>>532195819iirc she got raped like very shortly after that and wiped everything from the internet
>>532195935Cyraxx, get out of /utg/
>>532195596stop rubbing smoked paprika into it.
>>532195568>giving upAll you need to do is find an attention starved bottom and they'll have sex with you almost instantly
Freedom... Freedom approaches...
make a new thread assholes I want to post something shit without it being forgotten
>>532195819I still believe anon paid some chick on onlyfans to record the video. She wasn't masturbating with a Spamton plushie, fake fan.
>>532196001I was thinking too hard, hrmmmm
>>532195906God you are boring.
Tenna should have stayed dead.
>>532196004actually erotic ngggh
dentist reacts to deltarune soundtrack
>>532196038>sex with a desperate whorePathetic.
>>532194885Yyyyyyyeeeep.
*unzips dick*
>>532196051doooooo, do dododo do do, do dododo do dododo, do dododo dodo ,do dodo dodo dododo.....
>>532195607Kinda doesn't with the upcoming "Kris was supposed to be the girl with hope crossed on her heart " twist.
>>532196302>friend complains about being a virgin>fly across countries to fuck him so he shuts up>best sex of my lifeYou don't know what you're missing.......
>>532196302Hey don't call me that
>>532196256i just thought its funny shaking smoked paprika powder over a damp pussy until its dry.
unrelated note: i would probably use some chili powder condiment made from habaneros, because i am a mean person.
>>532195673I'm really not though, thinking about doing anything in public and being watched doesn't turn me on at all. When I get turned on in public I don't think "god I want everyone to see me get off"
>>532196420I know exactly what I'm "missing" and it's not much. Find a person to love instead, whore.
>>532196491Harlot.
>>532191634Just leave it an open ending where they're all friends
>>532196609Exhibitionism has more range than "I NEED people to see me cum". Getting turned on because you're in public for whatever reason is still a level of exhibitionism. Probably the taboo of it
>>532196668i jus wanned a funi and the- *hic* -en you jus~ made it hor- *ic* -orny i jus wanned t'hava gud time, y'kn *tries to collect himself* know?
boo hoo
>>532196717>Harlot.Nooo I'm not I swear!!!!
>>532197015You god damned slut
>>532193278It makes more sense that Kris and Dess gravitated to one another if they were both outcasts.
>>532197541I haven't had sex in years :(
>>532198247You have filthy, impure desires.
if the game has one ending whats the point of doing the weird route?
>>532198520>>532198247heyth guise can I join in
>>532198748>>532198906There's nothing to join!! I am shaming whore behaviors!!
>>532199150I'm not a whore!!
>>532199290You are a whore. You have whore desires. Confess your sins so that you might walk the path of correction.
>>532200289Look, you need to be willing to sample a few dicks to find the one that loves you.
>>532201265"A few" is not the menagerie you desire. "Sampling"... for shame. To think you would have sexual relations with someone you hold no love for. You wretched floozy.
Vessel I doodled in like 5 seconds
>>532195393Someone needs to do this but its Kris and Azzy
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