Thread 532196189

Boogie edition

Previous song and dance: >>532162964

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tar dipped lancer

it ain't easy being the knight

Krisriel <3

NO WE WERE SO CLOSE TO FREEDOM

STILL TOO LONG
*KILLS YOUR TV*
*KILLS YOUR TV*
*KILLS YOUR TV*
*KILLS YOUR TV*

COCKS DICKS COCKS DICKS COCKS!!! COCKS!!! COCKS!!!

>>532196189 (OP)
Is that a fan design of the yellow flower darkner? cool

>>532196189 (OP)
>>532196326
But can they griddy?

>>532196557
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good night

Now I'm sad that I'll never have a freaky nerd gf that's into deltarune :(

Kris, you stupid little shit

>>532196591
Ass ass ass cocks cocks cocks cocks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks masturbation masturbation cum cum cum cum
And the tits tits tits tits

Got any more deranged Noelles?

SAY YOU LOVE TV OR I'LL REALLY DO IT

>>532196778
TAKE HIM, TAKE HIM

>>532196483
This was already debunked.

A prediction poll for chapter 5

http://poal.me/h3oxho

>>532196337
oh :(

>>532196687
What was Kris going for. Give the poor girl blunt bangs or v-shaped bangs

Krusie? Shit
Suselle? Shit
Krisriel? Shit
Kralsei? Shit
Ralsusie? Shit
Krerdly? Shit
Teenagers are fucking stupid and can't take accountability
The only based ship is forced arranged same species opposite sex child rearing marriage

consoling fave it's okay to have soggy gynecomasty tits

>>532196557
>>532196627
Our freedom... has been stolen from us yet again...

>>532197071
I have gynecomasty but my man titties aren't big at all

>>532196906
ERAM my beloved

>>532196189 (OP)
What if your dancing Flowey started doing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdAsT0ZB-M

>>532197007
Had my until the last sentence, fail

Spamton was so fucking lucky.

>>532196909
I mean, even if he did think everything that has happened between Susie and Kris was completely platonic no feelings developed whatsoever somehow, he STILL would realize the whole thing has been setup to make it feel like Noelle is trying to exclude Kris and monopolize Susie, right?

Trying to find a parking spot when Asgore asks me to pull over and gets out, only to pick up a someone's car over his head that was taking up two spots and place it in it's own proper spot so I could pull in next to them (his shirt almost ripped from his muscles flexing, but alas it did not). Leaving the house to get some air after a rare and minor argument with Asgore, but going back in after about eight minutes to apologize and ending up stumbling words over him also trying to apologize to me at the same time (we hugged and made up). Being intimate with Asgore when in-between his panting escapes an almost imperceptible and adorable little "baa," which requires my best poker face as to not call attention to it and embarrass him.

>>532197071
i would suck on fave's tits until they're concave
and then i would blow them up againand suck them and

>>532197250
starwalker if he stop piss

A second Krisriel post <3

>>532196909
>no ralsei

>>532197007
Carol...

TV DAISUKI!!

>>532197306
He still is lucky, they're still married.

>>532196337
>happiest human spaghetti ever!

>>532197250
I can't believe that out of all this talk the thing that gets me horny is a loose thought about BBW Starwalker. I want to die

Alyphs is a fucking loser

So for some reason I decided to learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2UHoGnGyvE at my piano lessons since I wanted an "easy" song
After going through it a little with my teacher he pointed out that it's Blues, or at least shares some similar structuring with Blues
Goddamnit Toby.

>>532196524
>>532197390
*Diapsriel <3

>>532197568
yea

>>532197516
i don't know what htat is but i wish you good luck with the dying.

(1/5)

>>532196939
But that's the thing I don't get turned on BECAUSE I'm in public, it just happens

>>532197390
I really don't know who I wish I was more desu

"DARKNERS could be here" they thought, "I've never been in this dark world before. There could be DARKNERS anywhere." The fierce wind felt twisted against their bare chest. "I HATE DARKNERS" they thought. Raise Up Your Bat reverberated their entire cungadero, making it pulsate even as the 100 D$ Susie Tea circulated through their powerful thick veins and washed away their (merited) fear of anthropomorphs after dark. "With a cungadero, you can go anywhere you want" they said to themself, out loud.

Watching the So Sorry vid rn and it's got me thinking how crazy it is that Toby lied to everyone about the comic as a backer reward and no one calls him out on it because his reputation is too squeaky clean

>>532197568
typo detected

>>532197619
it's an american thing where you smoke meat for a long time

>>532196969
lmao

>>532197663
it would be funny if nobody cared if anon furiously masturbated over yonder or if everyone actively ignored anon and called him "that ugly man over there" within earshot.

You will now furiously masturbate.

Wish I wasn't as picky with my fanfiction

>>532197636
(2/5)

>>532197831
Sorry, no thank you

>>532197831
How does this image have audio

>vpn ad in a deltarune video
the feeling that something you love has been defiled, debased

>>532197568
FACTS

>>532197709
Undertale was just so singularly good that any shortcomings of the kickstarter management just didn't matter to anyone enough. It's a once in a lifetime game and creator yknow

>>532197663
But it's... still because you're in public, anon. It's just very mild exhibitionism. It's not a big deal; A lot of people are like that. I mean, the idea of someone noticing is probably a bit appealing to you, even though it isn't wanting EVERYONE to see.

>>532197771
>BARBECUE
>BRISKET
>/w WORCHESTER SAUCE

honestly never had brisket.
would, though.

>>532197508
me and kris

>>532197868
(3/5)

the church punch scene except kris takes so long to find clues that susie violently pisses her fucking pants

>>532197694
I'm glad you like it. It took some time to make and I hope my heart and soul can be felt in it

Why was Dess showing off in front of Kris on a regular basis?

>>532198087
(4/5)

>>532198158
IS IT STILL CHURCH FLAVOR?

catty can kind of get it

>>532198352
milk is BAD for cats alphys is ABUSING catty

>>532198316
(5/5)

>>532198324
the entire congregation running wild with straws to get some could tell you

>>532198028
>the idea of someone noticing is probably a bit appealing to you
Not at all, I promise, the idea disgusts me.

the knight is the dragon. the end of the prophecy is "the dragon they must slay" which has susie misled that they're going to kill her, but they're actually going to kill her dad.

>>532198352
If you have no standards, sure.

>>532198609
instructions unclear. susie's dad's dick is stuck up my ass

>>532198607
Are you Suuuuure? I mean, cmon. The idea of someone offering you a blowjob in a public restroom isn't even remotely appealing? It happens more often than you think
Regardless, what you're experiencing is relatively normal.

>>532198284
kris was an appreciative audience
dess knows what its like to want to be the mischevious little rebel but getting your fun crushed by an oppressive mother figure, she wanted kris to have fun as well
asriel and noelle are golden children
dess and kris were the black sheep

>>532198865
:J

>>532198865
eggplants are so talented these days

>>532198548
>susie just pours susie tea below herself
>none left for you
how mad on a scale from 1 to 10 would noelle be?

>>532197706
I still wonder if the charriot thing was some ch 2 thing or if Queen plays a bigger part and will be in the "charriot" again or if its a Carol thing or

do you think noelle ever ran home from school unable to make it to the upstairs toilet before soiling the floor, walls, and even the ceiling? haha
do you think carol enjoys the faint aroma of doe piss permeating her residence?

>>532199081
11

>>532198182
Huh, asked for the sauce last time it was posted but I got no reply. Based if true.

man there's some fucking amazing fan art being made

bad tier rewards

>>532199119
People are saying it's about the car section (and called me stupid for disagreeing), but I think it's about Kris slashing Toriel's tires, since Toriel is a queen in the dark world. Especially since the car section doesn't occur on weird route. I have to imagine it might have been because the knight would have gotten run over a second time.

>>532198284
CURIOUS how Kris manages to act outside our permission and mention Asriel went to college, but stayed silent with no reaction to Dess
The little frick

What FUCK does Fujo do? I mean, what did Tenna hire her to do?
Battat is Mike but what's her job?

>>532199373
now I can reduce my tp gain to -20% THANKS TENNA

>>532199585
Be a femoid, the usual thing womyn do at work

>>532199275
It's... as another anon once called it, "sloppa". Not the typical kind, of course. I put a lot of genuine effort into it to get it just right and so that it would fit my artistic vision. But, y'know.

>>532199585
I assume same as the rest of the pippins - unskilled interns that Tenna can only barely trust to do basic tasks

>>532199373
it really should have given you all rewards below your rank too like with the rooms

>>532199742
Sorry little piggy, but AI could never recreate THIS

Most powerful characters in fiction
3. Frisk (forma de Hitler)
2. Asriel Dreemurr (forma de Dios)
1. Frisk (forma de Gandhi)

>>532198284
Dess wanted Kris to look up to her. I don’t think she had many friends outside of Kris and Azzy, and despite Azzy being a good friend of hers, she just related to Kris more because they were both outcasts.

>>532199585
Who do you think modeled the tenna statues? You don't hire a man to do a man-obsessed woman's job

>>532199585
Human Resources
she is surprisingly professional on the clock

I like it when they're drawn weird

I fucking love the super slowed down genocide songs
https://youtu.be/CL_LLpyM2sE

>>532196909
I got a game for you if you like choosing which of the 3 characters to pair together and watching the 3rd one crash out.

>>532199330
>based on the remake
It’s shit.

>>532199705
sometimes i also get my period and sometimes I don't. Then i give birth and use my feminism to keep the floor covered in fluid for women history month

>>532199864
You're right, it can't. Nor would I want it to. But after a dizzying number of iterations, it can create some banger krisriel stuff at least.

>>532200029
As a huge shill/dickrider for the original Silent Hill 2, I thought the remake was shockingly good.

>>532200001
So close...

I want to shake Battat around until he cums in his pants

>>532197831
Tenna isn’t fat

>>532199742
Takes a lot of effort to buff out all the AI-isms out of a pic, that's for sure. I'd imagine that if you get too deep into inpainting and editing you start to wonder if you can't jusr draw it yourself.

fuckable. fuckable. fuckable. fuckable. fuckable. fuckable. Possibly impregnable too. Stupid fucking gay bitch. Carnal desire. Canonically fuckable.

>>532200239
doing this to Battat

I hope we get to kill Susie

>>532197831
Yes…

>>532200165
I don’t care. Bloober is a pure garbage company, and they ruined the letter. The remake is dogshit.

>>532198158
>Watching Susie piss herself in the middle of the church
...
Well there's something that I've never thought about but turns me on immensely

>>532200372
Do monsters have humansonas
And want to fuck humans

NO KRIS DONT DO IT ITS A TRAP

>>532200581
some humans want to fuck dogs

>>532199457
Yeah Im with you I dont think chapter 2 because, well it literally stops and you meet spamton, and of all the ch2 moments to pick, thats such a weird moment to shine the spotlight on and youre right about weird route
Could be Toriel, even if Kris slashed the tires, could be foreshadowing that maybe it slowed her down but it wont stop her driving forever

>>532200637
like me

>>532199917
>spoiler
Why of course, she has to be
How else would she get the money to buy suggestive merch, pay the internet and buy porn doujins?
It really is funny to think she does take her job seriously

>>532200394
Nah, I don't inpaint. If the generation doesn't come out right, I do it again. I take the images that get close to what I want, edit the small issues like adding/removing eyes or body features, then I do image2image generation on the new file. I repeat this over and over again until I get an image that's within the acceptable margin of error of what I want, then I do some cleaning to make it look nice and that's what you saw in the post. I also made another Krisriel image prior to that which no one seemed to catch as AI, so I must be doing pretty good.

>>532200581
i mean im sure some monsters have a human fetish but it probably wouldnt be a big thing like the furry community in our world since humans are real and they can just go talk to one if they really wanted to

>>532200239
I can do it in three shakes, I swear

>>532197454
He wishes
They're still legally married but Tenna refuses to acknowledge it

Which Undertale/Deltarune character is closest to this

>>532200676
I’m in tears, I can’t believe I can recognize what movie this is from still

>>532200401
>canon small ass
>fuckable
incompatible statements

>>532200394
>>532200746 (me)
I also know full well I can't draw. Believe me, I've tried. Picrel is something I made; As you can see, I'm about on par with a child. At least I can write, though...

>>532197594
Why's Papy making the Titan face?

>>532200863
perfect

>>532200563
Bonus points if she beckons you to fuck her or squeeze her crotch so she doesn't

>>532200254
>>532200372
Alright alright alright as much as I talk shit about Kris, it IS pretty adorable they got a horn headband for him and he wore it all the time.

Its gonna be pretty unsurprising when Ralsei admits he is the headband

Kris hates the headband now, he prefers deer antler now. Way cooler

would it be more kino if the final boss was all of the SOUL modes from the schizos like asriel or if it was all of the different ways the bosses fight (queen's punch out fight, tenna's warioware gimmick, the titan's SotC climb) combined

>>532200791
dear god that picture is hot. Why are pippins so fuckable?

>>532200953
Ralsei is the vessel. It's why he has such an aversion to being his own person.

>>532199585
probably what this anon said >>532199917 but she's just such a big fujo that everyone forgets she can actually be responsible when she wants to
and like the other pippins, she's into gambling

>the first deltarune meme I have in my drive is from literally from the first of november 2018, 7 years ago
>it's been nearly a decade since the start of deltarune
jfc

I don't read anything you guys say, I just look at cute shipping fanart, especially the doe ones

>>532197831
spamton could easily live in his belly folds and make a living bottling up the sweat and selling it

Sometimes I want to apologize to anons for making retarded posts on here, but I know in my heart they'd call me a fag and/or tell me to kill myself.

why is the mat for the police station a fish skeleton, what did toby mean by this

>>532201251
It's okay cute boy. As long as you're not the touring pissposter

>>532200581
.....that could explain spamton......hold on a sec here...

>>532201251
I'm so much more cynical and jaded than I used to be. The most unintentionally funny thing I've ever done on 4chan was I went to either the international or the travel board and made a thread apologizing to every third world country the US has invaded before lmao

>>532201251
i'll call you a fag and tell you to kill yourself but like in an affectionate way, if that helps

>>532200863
>Im saving myself for a red heart i put in some teenagers body

>Ralsei's room is at the end of the "Final Boss of the Darkworld" hallway, implying he could be an encounter in the future
>After chapter 4's shadow Crystal, Seam says you only need three more
>He's having you collect these artifacts to "make something you'll enjoy"
>Has forbidden knowledge or knowledge on things that can't have happened yet (like gerson having a shadow crystal)
>Was strong enough to seal Jevil
I can't wait to fight Seam after he's turned the crystals into some weapon to try and escape reality alongside ralsei when he inevitably goes full flowey in despair

>>532201362
two of the most fuckable characters in the franchise combined into one unstable greasy mess, i NEED his bootyhole

>text for when you get the shelter key is pink
>text for when you use it is yellow
>console you use to get it is pink and yellow colored
FRIENDscholars keep winning

>>532201362
This has been completely lost in the new release, but there was a nonzero amount of people who argued Pizzapants is named Mike, and is the Mike for whatever reason.

>>532201197
Yep btw we're only halfway done also btw chapter release next year who knows what month also btw Toby has put in a request for time off for the Undertale 10th anniversary parties which are *checks notes* all of this year

>>532200630
It’s just an innocent little outing with the big kids. What could go wrong?

>>532196909
Susie is possibly seen for a bit near the start of chapter 5, but is clearly not feeling well after the end of chapter 4. She doesn't show up to the festival, which really disappoints Noelle. Kris goes with Noelle to make her feel better. At some point they stumble into the new dark world. It ends up being a Noelle-heavy chapter, even more so than chapter 2. Then near the end when it's looking like they won't be able to stop the chapter's boss (whoever it might be) Susie shows up to help, and delivers a speech about how no matter what the ending is going to be, she has to do everything she can to take care of her friends.

DESS is fucking UGLY and she's the FRIEND

>>532201139
That is such a hot fresh theory I'm wrapping the others around it to keep it warm

I wish I had an anon (male) to call me a fag while railing me...
... said... um... bake sale goner undertale?

>>532201536
I really hope he gets to be the 'mentor' fight for Ralsei but I dunno what the gimmick would be. Kris was a p straight forward git gud and Susie's was about her healing.

>>532200863
PEAK!

>>532201736
...okay, maybe I have a thing for submissive people with low self esteem regardless of gender

Odds that at any time Deltarune will try to read Undertale save data?

>>532201740
And I want a woman to call me a nigger while I'm fucking her. We don't always get what we want.

ENTER: Tenna's new private chef and personal nutritionist

>>532201202
How dare you i curate and polish all of my theories

I don't like monsters with different skin colors to my own.

This is another reason why Catti is going to have impact on the last few chapters.

>>532201736
The look she gives you after unleashing three heavy gallons of hot piss while watching a kaiju horror movie marathon

>>532201740
Do you live in michigan and do you look like ralsei (small bipedal goat thing)
If yes i will do this to you

>>532201849
hopefully low unless it's for a little bit like this

>>532201849
0

GUYS
GUYS THEY'RE DRAWING GASTER WITH BIG BOOBS NOW
HIS BIG WING DINGS

>>532201575
It's not lost. I now unironically call him Mike because of it. And blue ears is Nick, because that's what someone in /dum/ called him. I call him Snick, actually, because that's cuter

>>532201849
only when it's encrypting all your other files and holding them for ransom for 1225 lancer coins

>>532201736
Bvilt for Burghley.

>>532201825
no you don't.

>>532201943
are you a yeti

i'm saving myself for a yellow autistic emo teenager of ambiguous gender

why is this general so horny tonight
asked noelle deltarune

>>532201726
It's not really fresh. I came up with it like 2 weeks ago now. I could probably find the original message if I tried. Some other anons have adopted it since though, which is nice to see.

>>532201740
I'm a female but I'm qualified for this job

>>532202167
Women. Get used to it.

Final schizo boss fight is gonna be a full schizo boss fight
Differenr art styles, battle box is widescreen, items are banned, difficulty level: max, lavos style background teleportation, i mean what else is there

>>532201995
HOLY MOLY DINGY DONGY BOINGY DOINGY!
BLASTERING MY WING DING TO THIS AS WE SPEAK

>>532201965
No, I live a lot further south. And I also need to lose weight honestly. And I'm probably not as effeminate as Ralsei. And I'm abusive

>>532201995
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING

>>532201740
it's true

>>532200926
Cool gaster, anon. Like the heart in place of the deltarune.
It's not high art, sure, but it's good enough for 4chan.

>>532202167
who the fuck cares.
i am still determined to bite anyone who pisses me off in hopes that it will give them something untreatable.

>>532201761
I hope he's a schizoboss. Like he was able to resist the truth through the crystals for so long, but seeing them all as one larger lens makes him snap. Finally accepting the truth and rounding it back to Jevil's ideals.
Which would run counter to Ralsei, who I hope continues the whole "basically a robot learning to go against his programming" thing. I imagine he should be pretty much desperate to stop the prophecy if it keeps marching onward, to the point where he might think the best way to try and break it is to try and end things on his own terms instead. If there's no heroes, the tragedy can't happen, right?

>>532197831
Bro i just nutted

>>532202081
You think it's Spamton's fetish to be forced into a marriage he can't back out of?
Like he's too narcissistic to admit he wants to be with someone, so if he was married against his will, he doesn't have to take responsibility for it.

>>532197831
I mean, not to that, but ok

>>532202387
saved

>>532202184
No, the qualification was pretty clearly that you have to be a male... Women are really gross

>>532197831
right away, boss.

>>532202376
This is why they got swooned.

Susie learning the Holiday family ancestors made their fortune from plantations that once enslaved lizard monsters before emancipation...
Susie unable to explain why she has begun to find Noelle more attractive and blushes nervously when Noelle glances her way...

>>532202387
You did all that work over me? So do we kiss now or should I get your number first and tell you a damning secret and you do the same so we have mutually assured destruction if something goes wrong or

do you think you're better off alone?

>>532197831
first of all: too late
second of all: to that?!

>>532202728
I love that song.

>>532202532
I'm *periods directly into your stomach* I'm sorry *wipes your mouth with a baby diaper* I didn't mean *picks you up and burps you* to gross *shoves a massive designer fake nail up your ass* anybody out

It would honestly be so funny if Sans tries to do an epic reveal of his true power and everyone just immediately ganks him because of deep muscle memory

How much do Lord of the Hammer, Dragon Blazers, and Zelda-fake foreshadow future events

>>532202728
Cum with me bby ill be with u (in the dark) *tiger growls*

>>532201761
Seam was a magician and Ralsei seems to be hiding fire magic and the previous two main bosses were unreasonable darkness creatures
Ralsei becomes stronger

>>532202704
i don't like destruction so a kiss sounds fine

Wait
If Ralsei knows a ton of stuff
He probably knows about us, huh?
He probably knows about the soul.
And that's why he tells us to think about Susie sometimes...

>>532202840
I'm pretty sure the game MANTLE straight up is Dragon Blazers reconstructed in the dark world

I demand that every woman present stop their ovulation

if noelle was your daughter would you be mean to her

>>532202434
I do like that, I think it'd end up emboldening him anyways so it'd still kind of work as the "personal fight" the others had

>>532202840
I dont even remember anything about dragon blazers what similarities does it even have noelle and susie just spergs about le severed hand

Would spamton propose with asking tenna to finger his ass, only for tenna to insert his finger into a thorn ring that spamton shoved deep inside his little rat rectum?

vessel I doodled

>>532203013
id rape her

NOELLE IS A FAKE GAMER THEORY
>Up to now, everyone who enters the dark worlds have gotten the hang of their abilities pretty easily by themselves
>Noelle had to be told how things work
>Noelle previously mentions Dragon Blazers but vaguely. Later on, Susie makes a reference to it that Berdly calls genuine
>This is probably because everyone else plays games to have fun but Noelle plays them to forget about Dess

>>532198010
Why did Chara make Kris do this?

>>532203105
Nice.

>>532203013
If noelle was my daughter that would mean rudy is my husband and I would be too busy getting knocked up a third time to. assuming monsters can impregnate human men

>>532203105
lovely vessel, anon

>>532203097
>STILL no Ralsei sexo animation where he looks directly at (You)

>>532203013
>Eldest daughter vanishes
>Husband starts dying
>Respond by being cruel, harsh, and distant to your only remaining daughter
Why is Carol like this?

>>532203007
im pregnant anon...............

>>532203149
Noelle is literally playing dragon blazers 2 with her dad in the hospital.

>>532203097
I know it doesnt happen but i always think the pixelkris gets picked up by pixelsusie at the end there and it just ends it perfectly

I dont care about Dess.
There are only 3 chapters left and I dont care about a bitch Ive never met once. Why did the sister of a girl who doesnt care about Kris hijack the story?

I think Pizzarina will be a Darkner Pizzapants meets in chapter 5 and she is ultimately a result of Bratty’s and Nice Cream’s involvements in accidentally creating her.
>”if it makes him happy, too...” - Bratty
>”As long he’s happy.” - Nice Cream guy
For a prank, these words seem to imply a tragedy. Of Pizzapants being happy but GONE with her.

However… we have already have met her…

You see, Kris implemented himself into the prank as well. And even made a post directly to Pizzapants during his conversation with Bratty in chapter 4…. That means,

SHE IS ERAM!!!! She is ICE-E!!!!
This is the pizza babe following us and Pizza Pants the whole time. Made by the imaginations of multiple Lightners. Noelle’s fears of Ice-E, Kris’ joys of wearing her fiery [pizza box] Ice-E face till it was lost by the BUNKER, Bratty’s rotten personality and tsundere desire for Pizzapants, and the [Ice-E costume performer] Nice Cream guy’s love for Pizza Pants.

“We both have work to do. So if you want this mantle, hurry up and take it.”
Her work is about taking Pizzapants!!!! The dread Kris is feeling about Ice-E getting replaced is about Eram taking her spare moments of time taking away Pizza Pants before her presence is over! The festival is the only chance she has to do it. And there is nothing you can do to stop her.

>>532203105
I saw you post this in the other thread where I was slutshaming that other anon. I saved it. Very good work. I wish I could draw like that...

>>532203149
>>Noelle had to be told how things work
Noelle naturally had N-Action
she was supposed to be at the tutorial

i love adult non furry characters of deltarune!
i love gooning to consenting adults who i am not related to!

>>532203238
Clearly Rudy dicking her down was the only thing keeping her sane. Now she has to look at ASSgore while her own reindeer is hospitalized and she's been banned from personal visits over a half hour.

>>532203007
no!

>>532202840
That third board in the "real" Mantle game (where Kris kills fucking everyone) is probably what will happen on the weird route, maybe once we get the Twisted Sword.

>>532203332
it's less about dess and more about wtf happened to these fuckers which she seems increasingly relevant to

>>532203332
this is unironically me with UT Asriel desu

What if Dess is also blonde like Noelle and Carol

>>532197709
This and him ratfucking the YIIK devs made me lose any respect for Toby.

>>532203486
Carol is a cheating whore

>>532203243
Nta but that is the desired state.
women need to be bread.
i love bread.

>>532203551
I feel so stupid for only now understanding the joke of turning women into bread.

>>532198284
Same reason Susie shows off to Lancer

>>532203551
>Gaster breaks Noelle into crumbs

>>532203426
That was just to set up the end game surprise
*flowey reveals final form*
*Sonic Adventure 2 style letter drops spelling A S R I E L D R E E M U R*
To farm the pog faces

>>532203238
Over protectiveness born out of extreme fear/worry and thinking you know what's best all the time
you know, like Queen does with Noelle

>>532203416
i feel like noelle is not taking that ring off ever again so the twisted sword will probably be unobtainable on the weird route
also why would a sword with the trance down effect let you kill people, if anything kris would be less capable of being forced to kill

>>532197867
Same, unironically, I am jealous of the people that are able to somehow read and enjoy complete trash

>>532199585
>What FUCK does Fujo do? I mean, what did Tenna hire her to do?
>Battat is Mike but what's her job?
You're implying that Tenna formally 'hired' *anyone* that works for him, when everyone in TV World literally just exists by virtue of being given form by the Fountain. I mean, just look at Ramb- everyone dislikes him for having an inflated ego, Tenna DOESN'T trust him with the money, and he fits in so poorly compared to the other TV World darkners that he even starts to petrify by the end of the chapter, but even he still gets to work as a bartender and hand out prizes. >>532199790 is right on the money, IMO, you can't exactly trust any Pippins besides, like, the Green Pippins (Mike) to do their job without goofing off unless you're actively running herd on them. Even the Shadowguys' "contracts" aren't really saying much, considering that it's within a Shadowguy's *nature* to get scammed into doing soulless office work, those 'contracts' could consist entirely of lorem ipsum text and they would probably still fall for it, not realizing that they could just, like, *leave*.

Also, as a sidenote- 'Battat' is not the Green Pippins' name, it's the name of the *minigame*, Spamton Sweepstakes (Noelle's blog, specifically) says that all of the Mike minigames are existing minigames that got lifted from Cat Petterz RPG

>>532203637
I don't get it. is a yeast joke

>>532203551
>he wants more underaged boys in the world
Makes me think

the only way to save this game is for asriel deltarune to be comically obese

>>532203551
>I have done nothing but abuse noelle for three days

>>532203714
You eat their donut, give them a cream pie, and leave them bread.

>>532200630
This artist drew Dess in various compromising acts with Noelle and Kris

>>532203393
>adult non furry characters of deltarune!
Such as...?

>>532202081
>>532202469
I really like imagining the "taking Spamton home and woobifying him and feeding him soup and bathing him" fanfics but it's Ant "Lord of Spoids" Tenna writing and acting them out, treating Spamton like his little precious doll husband to piss him off. It also gets Spamton off, but that's a different story.

gasters gonna be in the game, but he's gonna have like a five second appearance and say something incredibly cryptic. This will eventually translate to "I have no bearing on the story, please ignore," but everyone's gonna argue about it for the next 10 years.

>>532203827
Youre a liar

>>532203332
> Why did the sister of a girl who doesnt care about Kris hijack the story?
this may shock you but 90% of everything about december is fanon, and the other 10% is completely ignored by people who don't read item descriptions.

Goatanons are gonna be eating like KINGS once the design of asriel deltarune is out and the avalanche of selfcest porn crashes onto their collective prostates

>>532203904
Gaster’s game is Deltarune.
He made the story with the theme of “don’t forget.”

Spamton's shrimpdick penetrating your mother while you're forced to watch

>>532203827
and you dont even post a link

>>532203904
>"uhhhhh oh shit"
>game closes
>Librarby's second floor has been deleted from the game

>>532203332
>a girl who doesnt care about Kris

>>532203707
>pippin post
Stopped reading

>>532203707
>his name isn't battat
Don't care. They are Battat, Jongler, and Pluey now.

>>532203785
>kris sneaks around holiday mansion with a full pie stolen from toriel just to scare noelle with a "boo!"
surprise creampie

doefags are gonna be eating SHIT once the design of dess deltarune is out and she's fat and ugly and smelly

>>532203416
that is exactly what will happen once we get the twisted sword, and the only person who can stop it, who can banish us, is susie.

>>532201849
Toby does not have the technical knowledge to to that across a dozen consoles

>>532203971
Item descriptions are like, 0.5% valuable since most are unused and taken off

why did the story progress? I thought getting new chapters would just mean things stay the same as they always were all these years. I am SO MAD

>>532204178
what if the twisted sword IS the pointed tail?

my boyfriend kins asriel and he looks like asriel and he's like asriel. I'm fucking asriel

in the epilogue you get to hang out with gaster in his room and he has a bunch of random objects that he messes around with but kind of shittily, like a portable piano that only has 61 keys and they're not weighted

>>532204094
Whoa, imagine

>>532204165
She's going to look like this.

>>532203706
maybe trance is for outside sources

>>532203149
I knew it. Berdly is the only character we can really trust.

Kris being friends with Susie was an all act. The chalk was planted. Kris made the chapter 1 Dark World. Carol and Kris both knew a dragon was needed for the prophecy.

Do you think on Chara's deathbed Toriel and Asgore told Chara it was okay to call them mom and dad or no

>>532204354
i need to eat the tablet of the person responsible for this image

>>532199463
tenna knows what happened with dess. tenna is mocking kris and making fun of him for thinking she was cool. the truth is that dess wasn't a very good person. dess hurt people. she hurt noelle, she hurt kris, she hurt asriel, most of all she hurt michael.

predict what meme toby's gonna reference in chapter 5, that'll be unfunny by the time it releases!

>>532204404
No. They never thought of that brat as their kid.

>>532204354
>Desseline
Viable

>>532204302
>my boyfriend [mental illness] and he [lie] and he's [lie]. I'm [lying]

I love Papyrus and I want to knit him a hat

>>532204457
Michael?

KRIS NO DONT GO TALK TO ASRIELS COLLEGE FRIENDS THEIR RACIST

>>532204050
I'll fine dining once Asgore's dark world design is revealed and his character development kicks artists/fanfiction writers into gear

>>532203351
Never too late to learn (worth it too)

>>532204114
Kris is the forgotten man

>>532203706
Noelle's probably not going to voluntarily take off the Thorn Ring, but once she's "used up", I'm guessing we'll be able to take it off her body.

>>532204472
your jokes can't age poorly, if they're already outdated by the time your game releases!

>>532204215
Did it? I feel like the only thing that actually pushed anything forward was the Knight finally showing its face and kidnapping Undyne. Everything else felt like kind of a blueball and more set-up then actually explaining anything.

>>532204404
Mr Dad Guy came first

>>532204472
>it's actually prism knight cause everyone forgot

>>532204508
can't hear you over the sound of plapping a cute autistic midwest emo musician goatboy after church

Viiiiirooooo~

>>532199457
the queen's chariot stops constantly, there's even a car in lancer's room in chapter 4 with a literal STOP button.

>>532204554
I really have tried

>>532196483
>>532196881
The puppet boss is going to be spooky

>>532204472
Asgore’s truck will never be outdated. It cannot be stopped.

>>532204215
Good news, it didnt.

>>532203943
Literally here >>532203272

>>532204673
*extremely loud shart sfx*
*green smoke fills the thread*

>>532204667
Stop putting your vile images in my mind, degenerate.

Asriel became a monster suprimacist in college after hanging with the wrong crown (kris is one of the good ones)

>>532204827
hot

How long til Tenna tells Ralsei or Susie the truth about Kris? Does keeping Tenna in My CastleTown ruin Kris's master plan?

>>532198182
It's soulless fetish slop

>>532204673
Who even is that?

>>532204526
esoteric lore. friend's real name is michael.

>>532205019
what AU is this

Toby better reveal Burger/Pizzapants real name so I can rename all those damn images and compile them under one instead of having to pick between burger or pizza pants
honestly it's weird that out of all the characters that had an impact on me and I remembered the most when I played undertale back in 2015, pizzapants was one of them

>>532205058
Undertale

>>532204910
:(

>>532204967
FRIEND is not a lightner
Mike is someone else who's easily manipulated like Pizzapants

>>532205058
people saw a broken tv next to a mailbox in the garbage in waterfall and decided that was tenna and spamton

>>532204089
@lintocean

>>532198284
Cause human to human interactions.

>>532205058
Undertale Spamtenna.
>Why?
There's a trash heap in Waterfall with a TV and a mailbox next to each other.

>#Deltarape
Bueno

>>532205163
friend is a darkner that looks like a monster.
friend is a darkner that looks like michael.

>>532205212
>@lintocean
seems based to me

Dess created Ralsei several years ago because Catty and Bratty cucked her

Beans

>>532205296
Canon plot
Asriel murdered Dess after she got pregnant after many times he raped her and Kris is mute and identifies as nonbinary and hates being touched because Asriel made him watch

>>532204920
Best fave

>>532200952
Imagine if she drank the juice before the service started
>Susie starts squirming while Alvin's speaking
>Her legs squeeze together and her brow furrows
>She leans over to you and whispers
>"Dude, I think I might have drank too much juice...
>Could you help me out here?"
>You ask how she expects you to do that
>"With your cock stupid!
>You uh... do have one of those, right?"
>You confirm that you have one
>"Then hurry up and plug me up with it before I piss myself!"
>You both stealthily reveal just enough to make the act work
>Susie sits down on your lap
>Your shaft goes straight in, and the full weight of Susie rests on you
>It's... not bad, actually
>"Theeere we go.
>Thanks for this man, you're the best."
>She turns around a little to give you a fist bump, and you could feel her small tail wagging against you...
>Alas, despite your "preventative measures," Susie still couldn't hold it in and pissed in your lap a few minutes later
>It was pleasantly warm

today I looked at Deltarune's code using UTModTool to try and figure out how I should design a battle system like it
After about an hour and a half I learned very little about how I should design my own and was reminded that Gamemaker is insanely schizophrenic and shouldn't work but somehow does

>>532205557
would this be incest

>>532204967

DESS - DECEMBER
ELLY - NOELLE
AZZY - ASRIEL
KRIS - KRISMAS
MIKE - MICHAEL

>>532204354
Would.

I love Battat...

Here's your doe, bro

>>532205782
Krissy is Krismas's original nickname
It was shortened to Kris to copy Dess.

>>532205058
undertale spamtenna

>>532205782
>Lightners with 4 letter first names
it's like some king of stuck...

>>532205296
what character got raped?

>>532205224
SPAMTENNA CONFIRMED IN CANON

>>532205813
please dear god no
anything but klasky csupo

>>532205782
What is this? FF1?

I still don't have enough information on what a monster's semen would taste like. If it's pure magic in Undertale, would it taste similar to determination? Would it even have a taste or would it be like heavy water? In Deltarune, they aren't magical, so surely it has to be similar to human sexual fluids, right? Would the taste also be the same as expected? We can assume Deltarune monsters are much closer to humans anatomically than they are in undertale since bathrooms are common, but this may not translate all the way down... We don't even know if monsters share gametes through sexual fluids the way humans do. I can't write the fanfiction without figuring this all out and it's driving me CRAZY

>>532206079
All of them. Every. Single. One.

>>532206068
Step relations don't qualify for incest

>>532206079
You, dear reader.

>>532205716
Anon...this is fucking based

new ship... Spermtenna

I cumed on my tv

>>532206131
Monster type and diet dependent, for example gotecum is anything from milky to cheesy depending on their diet

https://youtu.be/xz61v-lss5g?si=MF6INVvRULExZTDw
>in order to actually succeed in defeating the knight you must get S rank TWICE and and do a bajillion secret minigames in order to acquire the shadow mantle
>in order to get the shadow crystal in chapter 4 you must do an extremely missable boss fight you can only do in one section of the longest chapter in the game
which is more bullshit? I'd say chapter three's. Regardless, whatever toby has planned for with the shadow crystals, it better be big, like TRVKE ending big

>>532205716
>"Then hurry up and plug me up with it before I piss myself!"
that's not quite how that works anon

>Lives in a house that's almost entirely focused around one esoteric theme
>has a (talking) quirk
>Lives with one older sibling who is the source of their drama/trauma
>Gay, but sucks at it
>doesn't really have any real friends
>Things go to shit for her when someone outside of her timeline starts talking to her
>weird paradox timelines
>First name can be spelled with four letters
Noelle Holiday is a homestuck character cosplaying as a deer.

kris mpreg with miscarriage... and aftercare...

>>532206273
DAMN tenna gets railed by THAT?

>>532206180
Krisriel isnt incest then

What if Deltarune was in the style of Chris Sander's art instead?

>>532205557
they drew susie threatening to molest kris or maybe it was someone else

>>532205782
>* Sorry, only three letters
>* Any more and the censors would kill me!
huh...

>>532206131
when I write it I imagine it tasting like pixie sticks

>>532206131
i headcanon that most monsters have typical mammalian bits that work more or less the same way but can also reproduce via soul magic sex and weird monsters like skeletons or ghosts or pyrope don't have genitalia and can only do it via soul magic

>>532206340
Try pissing with a dick inside you, i dare you

>>532206316
I don't believe you. Not because I think you're wrong, but because they thought of accepting this as correct is enough to make me want to puke. You should kill yourself.

>>532206476
Hey now, you're not allowed to bring that up.

>>532206476
FUCK I'VE BEEN HAD

>>532205598
*gasp*
BEANS!!!

>>532198530
I love this too greedy assholes. I also like that that it canonically seems to have gone from Spamton being the victim to equals to Tenna being more maligned.

>>532206517
the urethra is not in the vagina...

>>532206476
Krisriel was never real incest. All of the people who raged against it and my works related to it are long gone now because they knew it was a losing battle.

>>532206332
I was extremely pissed off by having to restart chapter 4 because I missed the point of no return so I used cheatengine to skip most of the chapter

>>532206517
piss doesn't come out of the vagina

You know, I wonder what the reaction's gonna be if Mysteryman turns out to NOT be Gaster, making a decade's worth of fanworks wrong overnight

>>532206702
blue board

Susie learning American Sign Language to threaten deaf people.

>>532206332
>extremely missable
It’s right in your face bro

>>532206517
i feel like it'd just make me have to piss more.
pee doesn't come out of the hole the dick goes into, you know that right?

>>532206810
everyone's been expecting that since day one

>>532206568
>thought of accepting this as correct is enough to make me want to puke.
What's so disgusting about it?
>You should kill yourself.
I'm working on it

>>532206810
As funny as it would be to invalidate a decade worth of art, I don't think Toby would do that. Purely because I genuinely think some disgruntled fans would stalk him over it.

do men not know how women piss

>>532203706
>also why would a sword with the trance down effect let you kill people, if anything kris would be less capable of being forced to kill
Imagine cracking open the shelter door to find what's left of Mancountry and Kris's birth parents inside. That'd probably be something to drive Kris over the edge and kill everyone

>>532206340
You think Susie knows that?

>>532206476
thats adoption not step-fuckery

>>532199937
I choose to imagine this version is in a temperamental but stable yuri mess where each member is a different level of committed to it.

>>532206998
i do
i can also believe that susie would be dumb enough to still think that'd work

>>532206998
We do it in spamton’s mouth

>>532206998
when I was 13 I told one of the girls in my WoW guild that women do not have urethras

>>532206068
That’s not how that works, retard.

>>532207105
We are the crystal gems

I
I don't want my freedom

Chapter 5 reveals Susie has a cock and Kris (NOT the player) instructs her to cuck sans.by fucking toriel (the player can choose to watch)

enjoyable creature
I should be writing, I said I would be writing the next time I sat down, but instead I persist... in not writing.

>Susie calls a water fountain a bubbler
>therefore susie comes from a very specific part of the US
>Susie comes from Wisconsin

>>532206998
To be fair, why would we? Are we getting quizzed? I've seen women not know where semen is stored. It doesn't matter.

>>532206896
>>532206795
>>532206716
They're still close by. The dick compresses the urethra
It'd be near impossible to pee while full of dick

>>532207292
This is why she’s so miserable

I just want to see a character crash out like Flint at the end of Mother 3 chapter 1.

>>532207292
last time this was talked about we concluded she's from Boston actually
she even has some other Boston-isms that show up

sluurrrp

>>532207292
>Susie Cheese

>>532207358
do you have any women in your life dude

>>532207425
Well I wasn't here for that, so I'm going to ignore it.

>>532207358
>he's never made a girl squirt
based

>>532205716
Kino. I beat it faster than the roaring fraud

>>532205716
i hate how canon that type of retardation is for susie.

the only saving grace is that she is not the only one with pisses pants.
the downside being: susie pissed your pants.

in the twisted route kris's actual father is in the ferris wheel at the fair

>>532207543
she says "wicked" dude, she's a Bostonian, why do you think she can't read or spell and her first reaction to everything is to hit it?

Squirt is piss btw just saying
Not that there's anything wrong with that but I just thought I'd let you all know

>>532207358
this is the reply of someone who just looked up a female anatomy chart after writing their greentext and is still trying to make it work

>>532207590
Anon...Susie moved to kris' down. Kris is in boston.

>>532207292
Noelle wasnt confused about it, what does that mean

>>532207505
I don't fuck my grandma

>>532207358
next you'll be telling us we can't piss with a tampon in and that we can hold our period blood in

>>532207672
you wish you were on my level of reality bending fetishism

>>532207425
why does nobody voicing over deltarune give her a boston accent?

>>532207698
Your loss, grannies are IN.

>>532207686
Noelle's from Wisconsin, and Susie is from Rhode Island.

>>532205085
burgerpants deltarune
Or burgerune, if you will

>>532207784
>we
YWNBAW

>>532207784
Piss propelled tampon bullet go

>>532207959
Just call him "Pants"

>>532205085
his names mike

>>532207907
The only people I know from Rhode Island are Nick Rochefort, Sam Hyde, and Peter Griffin

>>532207907
ALL WRONG
Susie mangles accents and lingo because she's ESL
that girl is either mexican or polish

>>532207959
Mike and Snick... Short for Snickerdoodle I think? I should know since I came up with the name...

>>532207258
What will you write?

There's no minorities in Hometown so we can conclude that the game takes place in somewhere like Idaho or Massachusetts

>>532207832
Would Tenna have gone through with it though? I feel like he'd go ballistic if he actually did end up hurting/killing the fun gang.

>>532208286
>Kris

>>532207965
so true anon. everyone knows that all women are fake women who are lying about it, because girls aren't real

>make shit up
>present it as canon
>13k people now believe this

>>532208137
>Polish Susie
careful

>>532207679
Boston is just a city

>>532208328
he's from the suburbs doesn't count

>>532208286
human bros............. we're forgotten.......................

Okay. I think I understand how Ice-E and Friend actually work.

Pizzarina and Mike are the names they’re gotten to use others as their vessels.
Pizzarina is using the lightners (including Kris) to reach to Pizzapants. Making them think it’s all one big gig that will end. Until she actually shows up and takes Pizzapants, and they are never seen again. And Kris is the only one realizing this and feels immense dread when he sees that Ice-E is getting replaced at the end of chapter 4.
>How is this possible?
Simple, they all pretended to be Pizzarina to perform this conspiracy. Kris worn Ice-E’s face after the Ice-E’s pizza box developed fiery eyes. Nice Cream Guy also worn Ice-E’s face in chapter 1. Bratty pretended to be a Pizza themed girl to cat fish Pizzapants.

Likewise, Friend uses the darkners who pretend to be Mike as his own vessels. And he becomes the friend inside of them.

When you pretend to be Pizzarina and Mike, you become extensions of them.

>>532208453
>Kris is the minority
>he's unstable and violent
>Has no trophies in his room
>abusive and does property damage
What did Radiation mean by this?

>>532208367
Why does Toriel make these kinds of "people" seethe

>>532208562
what the fuck is this

Can the Soul be considered a minority in the town?

>>532208329
GIRLs are real

Guy
In
Real
Life

>>532208562
This happened to me before

give me kink suggestions

>>532204089
https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1752584105306.jpg

>>532208137
We already have one polish female protag and she's a fucking schizoid, and it's not that pussy shit either, it's the "I had a mental break so bad it turned me hyperviolent" type

>>532208624
The secret ingredient is LOVE

>>532208624
lo mein

>>532208562
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT REPLYING TO THIS CURSED AHH IMAGE? REPLY TO IT BRUH ITS CURSED AF LMAO

>>532208367
Heh, freak

>>532208660
GIRLs are real

Girl
In
Real
Life

>>532208367
It'd have been so easy to just point out the blood stain to get the same effect instead of just making up that Toriel somehow never figured it out.

>>532208713
yeah I hate when that happens

>>532208776
it's ok, it was an otherworldly eldritch entity controlling her

>>532208737
Hardcore dark latex raptor public gang rape for breeding reasons with a booming sermon on being righteous being spoken while it happens

>>532208562
>not sticking the dry spaghets through the humans arms, thighs, and weiner
Undyne taught Papyrus poorly

>>532208796
never type like that again please

>>532208880
Anon.

>>532208796
kindergarten has fallen

>>532208131
no, mike is the orange cat in the bunker. the one that spawns FRIENDS.
>I can see in the dark you know!

>>532208737
Physical abuse, blood play but lovingly

>>532208926
okay so that is a little too much but I appreciate the enthusiasm

Sex with viruses

The Barber of Faveville

spamton tenna videos

>spamton holding tenna's weiner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGQePLwpn4U

>it's always sunny animatic but spamton and tenna are mac and dennis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCJNvYoef8

>spamton but hes jekyll and hyde with a twisted cycle path when he turns neo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5NQYPQnJoQ

>tenna's pet spamton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7aVFdG3z40

>spamton real 3d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KISazRj16Qg

I'm horny as fuck thinking about Tenna's fupa right now can anyone relate to this even if you hate fat people imaginge how soft it would be and how you could grab it especially if you're one of his employees and he's your stupid bitch boss and you fuck him so good he calms down

>>532208737
Navel sex. Yeah, I said it.

>>532208796
could be worse

>>532209103
You're welcome anon :3

Toriel being a whore? Sure
But idk Toriel definitely cares about Kris she immediately bakes a pie for Susie for being a friend and took care of him alk through childhood

>>532209132
Name: Liz Sythel

my sex toy just exploded

>>532209254
But you can’t deny that she’s happier without Kris.

>>532208737
Kris getting Ralsei pregnant (mpreg)

>>532209092
eram is a girl

>>532209365
DESS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO KRIS

>>532208737
LE IMPREGANTE

I would hate being fed pancakes and pies. Give me savory food like a toaster strudel with eggs inside and a sandwich

>>532209146
oohhhh fuuck...

>>532209254
she definitely doesn't really know what to do with him and he feels it, combined with the strange bone man I've been making him talk to suddenly taking space in what's supposed to be his home

>>532209421
it was the vessel don't worry about it

>>532209481
KILL YOURSELF

>>532209139
epic

>>532209421
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion

>>532209380
Iiiiidddddkkkkkk, as drunk as she was, she did invite Kris to play games and to dance, if she disliked him secretely it would have slipped througg the alcohol .ore

>>532209421
it was the kris doll, that's why it's not in her closet anymore

>>532209365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU

>>532209421
>Kris was used up.

>>532209548
she's on the floor again...

>>532209365
how

>>532202606
Yeah, I'd give them a kiss on the cheek.

beach chapter soon

I'm gay

>>532209678
Battery aneurysm

>>532209497
The Asriel trophies and awards do suggest some favoritism....

>>532209753
you shorted your batteries?
nice one, faggot.

>>532209753
ouch

>>532209746
Carnal lust for Tenna ramping up

>>532208737
Sounding

*snuggles next to tired anons and sleeps*
*drools on bed*

>>532209548
But she didn’t care that Kris was clearly uncomfortable and upset. She also let a stranger into their home when he’s done nothing but bully her kid during every interaction they’ve had. She doesn’t care that much about Kris. If she did, she’d be worried sick instead of partying when there’s a vandal that slashed her tires running around. Just face the fact that Toriel isn’t a good mother.

Fave gets a hard on for Tiny Tiger.

>>532210036
that very word just made me take damage.

>>532208737
bondage

still haven't started writing
i think my brain broke

>>532209413
that's just your dick talking

>>532209797
either Kris' side just looks like that and Toriel's used to it, or Kris hid what was on his side of the room somewhere in anticipation of (You) and Toriel doesn't really look through the room
maybe some mixture of both, the blood stain going unnoticed for so long raises some question

I hate Assgore and Toriel. Kris is should ask to become Noelle's brother. Carol is more compatible with him personality-wise

>>532200647
What if "the queen's chariot" is Giga Queen? That one is actually unstoppable.

>>532210058
Cute
*Licks your spit off the bed and makes out with you*

>>532210208
Was Tobies dick talking when he designed a female character?

does anyone have the picture of Asriel in Deltarune but hes just a really tall flowey

>>532210179
That's not how you play jump rope...

>>532209797
do you think Toriel is the one giving Asriel awards?

>>532210073
Shes drunk for half of that and not present for the other half
The tire slashes, that is true tho wtf was up with that
Fuel for Asgore crashout methinks

>>532208737
lesbian to straight conversion

Had a dream that The Roaring Knight had an attack that was essentially a black hole that gradually shrank the area you could move and drained the heart of its color.
Eventually, you'd have nowhere to go and get sucked past the event horizon. The Black Hole would then explode and The Soul would be inverted and completely white. The battle would then end and Kris would shove The Soul into themselves and transform into a corrupted looking monster.

>>532210295
its improv haha

>>532210332
Lossy file format

>>532210305
no she was drinking all of Kris' awards dumb dumb

>>532210347
Damn that kicks ass, how the hell are you guys managing to get these cool dreams? I barely remember mine.