Summer Sweep-Up: Slayer & Misc
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lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/
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>>532136480
firing the anticheat team to pay for an asmongold promo W
the worlds are at 1500 again what happened?
got picked as the clan gf again sigh...
>>532198669biggest W of osrs in like several years ngl
does firing the anticheat team mean im allowed to use AHK because that would make my life a lot easier
>>532198993yeah they should just make botting legal they already let in so many bots and pretend theyre fixing the issue
just make osrs a botting game nobody will care
i think they should have botting worlds and natty worlds separate
i'd care and you're prob brown and trans.
yt bois deez days just wanna play runey and become girls
>>532199564wtf anon can i be ur white trans osrs gf
as for me i have over 500 buckets of ultracompost and im one konar task away from purchasing my rune pouch
i dont really want to play runey its just something i do
>theorywise already selling out after the asmond promo
Short lived ahh
>>532199095i definitely dont think actual full auto botting should be legal, ever
HCIM Wins Big then Almost Loses It All https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E26O47bYxr4
the guy who created the chunk series and trooned out. yt bois on runescape be weird af
osg moves too quickly of late
this game has quite possibly the worst pvp ive ever seen
i saw a gem crab the other day. awful creatures
Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!
Bros rs3 stole one of our biggest OGs. We need an elven brothel in priff to get our dovydaddy back.
feeling lowkey nonchalant rn
may every day be another wonderful monster skate
im feeling chalant highkey
Just came from wow
This game needs some update to combat and skilling needs to be easier
you cant lock sex behind a grandmaster quest its not fair to the pures
REDDITS NOT HAPPY WITH OTK COLLAB
>>532200826That means its good then?
i learned the other day that skates are a type of cartilaginous fish
i know of another type of cartilaginous fish
my monster exploded all over my shorts it got shaken up
really what kind im trying to expand my fish knowledge
>>532201143
um uh omg i cant think of it right now stop pressuring me
>>532201212picle rick ffish lol
i don't know you and i don't want to know you.
what is an anchor another disgusting sex euphemism
>>532201435its when one uim mounts the other one and blasts in them
niggas walking around with names like transfemboixX and CREAMY PIES like its normal god I love this game
i usually just talk about herb runs as far as euphemisms go im probably gonna handle my spade later in fact
have you ever seen any other username in any other game
um can you not say such explicit things around me my libido is very sensitive
your spade is handled already or do you mean youre replacing the handle
>>532201662not her but yes and its not even close every other game ive played has had normal player names i would say its a zoomer thing but osrs is 10 years old so idk
>>532201694look anon i fucking took a knife and cut the foreskin off my spade is that the fucking visual you want
>>532201694im gonna hold my spade and harvest grimy kwuarm is that more clear
i be givin creampies to failedmen in runeyscape
I only recognize odabald
Whos the others?
is it the large spade from clues i cant hold my spade it just sits in my inventory
>>532202037oda (jaden smith?) asmongold faux
? healthygamergg ? ? ?
saebae ? ? ? leffen
alfie
if i got mistaken for sae bae i dont think i could keep living lol
>>532202078im gonna jerk off basically
lagged and chiseled 9 essence blocks at once i hope jagex doesnt false ban me
anyone wanna hang out in vc
vice city? like a gta6 online osg gang?
nick polom(sexpest)
asmongold (sexpest)
faux (retard)
odablock, mashallah brother
anniebfooschiea
esfand
savix
graycen
marymaybe
sardaco (bald)
purespam (balding)
sodapoppin (unfunny rich retard)
jimmy (gay fkn retard)
shobek (thinks herro is funny)
alfie (goat)
Nobody want to ToB with me because of my obby cape. How do I fix this (without getting a fire cape because jad is too hard)?
>>532202852ill tob with you whats your rsn
dont post it your about to get groomed
I had a very cute skinny little girl with great booba tell me not to be ashamed of playing runescape. dont worry bros they are out there if you look hard enough
makin out in the vr chat OSRS world while afkin in runey
by buying a fire cape using account services
This stream is a lie. He's not getting his fire cape today, he just reacted to a YouTube tutorial for the fight caves and went back to questing. Do not click.
>>532203084i cant stand that fucking guy he seems like such a smug cocksucker didnt he play a warrior in wow? go figure.
>>532203059please dont ill do it for free
will anyone be my ironfriend? :(
>>532203084i watched a youtube tutorial for fight caves and determined my flavor of autism is not spicy enough for this game and went back to doing whatever
>>532203084i have real friends so i don't need to watch streamers so I wasn't going to click it anyway
i have my fire cape and im clinically retarded
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>>532203084is this asmong?
>asmondgold
Another mod n w
Redditscape l
xunut has to use every free name change or he feels like hes not getting full value for money
why is this game so racist
>>532202037is that squeak
if i prefer skillin ov3r pvm...
u are female and possibly my future gf
me too we have so much in common
>>532203784i dont know what you prefer im not psychic
d3k are you here i have a question
if you guys weren't so autistic and retarded you could be friends and then you wouldn't be lonely anymore
srry im phone postin geeked up on a tuesday
speak for yourself ive made friends with osgers but
>>532202037why does j1mmy look like that
those arent friends those are gscord undercover operatives do not under any circumstanc-ACK
They should make a blowpope that's like half as food as Zulrah's but made feom the jackalope antlers deom the new varlomore update because a lot of people are too poor and srupid to get a troxic blowpipe itll be like the sunlight hunter cross bow
The ai bot at yew trees says hes my friend
>>532204235dont enter the iron oven if you cant take the heat i always say
>>532204235they already did https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Drygore_blowpipe
they just need to put it on one of the drop tables and get rid of the fang double accuracy roll thing
in not autistic im just gassy
>>532204235they have that its called darts
im autistic and retarded and i have a single friend
every friend i ever had abandoned me
>>532204382>Discount Blowpipe from kq>Put it on the worst boss in the gameLol ok
we afk in this bitch
we on that grind in this bitch
100% xp on bonfires in this bitch
ezscape in this bitch
swipin 99s in this bitch
gettin high in this bitch
>>532204426who are you and whos the friend out of curiosity
they call me the strategist.
one of the only close friends ive ever had committed suicide and it irrevocably damaged my psyche i havent been the same since
unc lost money on firemaking i cant
why are they doing varlamore pt3 and the rs3 mtx experiment in the same week? i wouldve tried rs3 out for a bit but im gonna do the new osrs content instead. do they even want a positive result or are they intentionally throwing
are you asking ayiza or is that a rhetorical question
>>532204898>go to profitable firemaking>its click intensive, makes you pay attention>grind ends up feeling 10x longer than if u just did bonfires cause ur not mentally there
ayiza never answers hard questions like whats the deal with him and sween
i have decided to farm berserker ring
>>532200223if you know him tell him to use custom menu swaps to swap half the keys on the left side of his keyboard to prio escape,barrier
I bless you with a ring of life
wintertodt is click intensive thats crazy do you think shooting stars are too
telos is harder than anything in osrs tbqh
they removed that bullshit interrupt last year at todt right?
>>532205064this, literally gained 10m xp from bonfires on the side over the last few days while playing a different game that's actually fun at the same time.
>>532204994so they can say removing mtx resulted in players leaving so they can keep them in rs3
>>532205669that doesnt sound right...
jagex makes a shitload of money on mtx y would they think about removing them
surely the new company in charge isn't even considering that
they make far more money off of osrs bonds now maybe in 2016 that was true
it's a new server and essentially game type so everyone would have to fresh reset. Jagex likes this stuff cause there will always be people paying for members not everyone has gold for bonds
imagine paying actual money to play a dogshit cookie clicker like osrs in 2025, couldn't be me
runescape's whole thing used to be it was only 5$ for members. It's way more now
personally i spend 3x that on fast food everyday so its nbd. though, i can see how thats an issue if youre a poorfag.
that is disgusting why would you admit that
>>532206521>fast food everydayfat fuck lmao
>>532206597im hungry yummy
>>532206669still fat for a tranny, all the estrogen devours what little muscle you skinnyfat troons had before the chemical castration.
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1m5hn3b/pickpocketing_qol_reduced_strain/
im a wow veteran and i vote yes :)
>>532206416the other thing runescape used to be known for is it would run in your browser on your local library computer
>>532206797im a man do you just think about troons all day? maybe youre one
some of u girls make me think of that pic of the family of fats holding their starbucks cups and apple devices
>>532206882it should be automatic until you get interrupted
what they want is auto thieving like you have on priff elves in rs3 or varlamore thieving. unfortunately for that faggot jagex never updates old methods so enjoy getting rsi for those seeds faggots kek
>>532206882desu just make thieving wintertodt thatd solve the issue
>>532206947funny part is this technology is already in the game
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Dodgy_Deals
all they have to do is make it so you just do it until you fail a skill check. simple fix
imagine not using a one line ahk script to spam clicks for pickpocketing.
>b-buh I'll get banned!!
99 thieving without manually clicking a single time.
>>532206882artefacts, varlamore thieving, and pyramid plunder already exist
please dont destroy thieving i like it the way it is
thank you for your service how long did you serve
>>532206882
[friendly suggestion]
nobody likes blackjacking and there's so much clicking so it should just be automatic instead
>>532207158any manual check on your click frequency guarantees a ban
i think they should make it so you cant left click pickpocket for blackjacking anymore
>>532207307apparently they don't check too often then, because I ahk'd my ass off to 99 thieving, herb, magic and 90s in every other crafting skill. literally left the house for hours with the script running lmao.
i hate trans girls stop being so beautiful
also im thieving from the rich @ varlamore
does a standard auto clicker avoid ban if you just set it to never move and click somewhat randomly every 2-3 minutes? That's how I usually afk stuff I don't see how they coudl know?
i feel like hitting my rsgf everytime i see a redditor say qol when its a massive buff
but are you giving to the poor
thread is literally filled with fucking cheaters and here i am playing legit like a dumbass. fuck all of you
>>532207503i don't cheat but I do recommend buying gold.
>>532207503i play legit anon
thats why i suck at this game
im not cheating *screen flashes with multicolored plugin gizmos triggering all the epileptic girlies*
[friendly suggestion]
nobody likes playing the game we should just have bots like ultima online
amiright johnfag
yeah this game has mega addons wow sisters. Let's get out of here. Asmongold and I agree 3rd party add-ons have no place in mmos!
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1m5uthw/marketing_team_been_cooking_lately/
L00000000000000000000L
is this the worst the threads ever been
>>532207557what the fuck is the point of playing then
you buy gold and then what
you buy max gear? cool. thats fun
>>532207725botting is banned, and its easy to do because private servers dont have super large populations. you draw the line between macroing for skillgain and macroing for gathering or pvp. skillgain is fine if its just repeating the same monotonous tasks thousands of times but macroing gathering or pvp is an offense worth banning. nobody likes playing against bots and letting bots gather shit tons of resources leads to a fucked economy where nothing is worth anything
>>532207809ain't no way fagex is advertising solicitation now.
no ones posted any pictures of teenagers this thread so i think we are doing pretty well
>>532208041@grok summarize this post
i've played the game before and anyone farming all their own gold for skills is a sucker at this point. as if getting 99 construction wasn't painful enough you want me to farm 120 mil in mid gear just to sign up for a 120 hour grind in the first place? nigga please
your telling me every new wow migrant gets a free dark elf rsgf and i a loyal customer for 20 years get NOTHING?
the wow players ARE the nelf gfs, King
>>532208040You can now cast string jewelry
>>532208165oh yeah I forgot I ahk'd construction to a max house too, that one was a little more complicated to get working.
>>532208194@grok say this in b0aty's voice
you're telling me an egg fried this rice?
>>532207809>iintruding into people's private lives is le funny and epicfuck reddit
christ is king
>>532208165nobody says you have to do it, you do it because you want to do it, you set goals for yourself and try to reach them. or you dont, you miss the point entirely and think theres some kind of bragging rights involved when literally nobody cares. why cheat yourself out of the experience
>>532208427as I said, I've done it all before. I'll do the grinds but I'm not farming the gold a second time. Huge fucking time sink.
>>532207809>RuneBVLLS taking WoW's girlanother mod north W, troon pip would never do anything this based
>>532208390i cant even afford the chinese place that puts egg in they fried rice anymore its like 9 bucks
why is jagex trying to capture the wow audience now they play their game for a total of 5 hours a week when they raidlog on their 10 characters they dont have the attention span to get a skill to level 60
>>532208402there are no cults in osrs
does jagex not care if you abuse vendors with alts on an ironman anymore
The wow audience would enjoy rs3 so much more since it has dailies honestly. I think a lot of them might end up there.
>>532208506>Huge fucking time sink.yeah no shit. you are playing a video game dude. thats all video games are unless you are doing it professionally. and if you did it already why wouldnt you just use the character you did it on to farm the gold? why even make a new character?
i hope the cosmetics free worlds are populated and successful, i might actually go play it for a bit if they make it a perma thing.
>>532208849the sardaco guy was buying arrowheads and his chat was restocking so the price never changed
>>532208909wtf why does that even work. so stupid. nice game mode
>>532208846i played rs3 champ
>>532208909r u not allowed to do that i had to do that all the time with my uim
12 Scary PS2 Horror Games That Time Forgot
i probably wont play rs3 because the art style is ugly and the ui is garbage also the combat is clunky
>>532208967>>532208981only happens in some shops but i remember they deironed a guy for it back in the day
botw: a brief retrospective
buying from shops is the most infuriating aspect of this game
>>532208969ok so you didnt do it in this game then
chat i wanted to swtich to the dds and attack but its so slow whats going on chat
TIL a bucket will fully restore a watering can to (8)
>>532209173well i learned if you fill your inventory with watering cans and cast humidify it will fill all of them to 8 try that
>>532209251i have not unlocked my lunar spellbook. haha.
for me i cant use humidify so ive been using the tap in the farming guild east wing
me i hit level 70 in wow so i have done everything in osrs i might as well bot
>can't use humidify
https://youtu.be/rIy_RXX_VLE
Is this the only british game?
>>532209641they also made potty pigeon
They made little big planet 2 too
>>532209641first thing i think of is bullfrog productions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullfrog_Productions
there are lots of british games
should i start the x files series
x files is great its very long and there are some bad episodes sprinkled throughout though
my dad got me into x-files at a very young age i attribute a lot of my paranoid schizo to that show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5rGv4myBA0
i didnt know they still made kino like this
What does x files have to do with WoW streamer drama?
that season where scully is pregnant with the alien or whatever omg
I like rewatching the playlists of hcim when they came out. There was so much hype around the rankings.
i played an iron on rs3 for an hour today and i quit when the guide i was following told me to go to a circus to juggle balls to train agility. that game is irredeemable garbage and should be shut down and everyone who works on it should be fired
finally time to see how skroomomlie turned out boys
juggling balls to train agility sounds cool they should poll that here maybe they can also add a trapeze for partner agility
I want to learn ToA but gnomonkey hasn't made a guide for beginners, only 300+ for the shadow. What do I do?
>what's goin on guyz
>b0-eeh here
>check it out my first episode of the new hardcore we're making hUGE GAINZ boys!
he afkd barb fishing while streaming other content whats the problem
it sets a precedent where even noobs think they need to start the game with a 99 cape even tho they are hot garbage
how tf do u kill a mithril dragon i take 1 step down that fuckin cave and i melt immediately even with super antifire dfs protect from magic
i rushed 99 fm thieving and fishing back to back when i made my account
it doesnt set any precedent because its a youtube video not a legal case
im waiting for my potatoes to grow theyre at stafge 4/5
I lost my pet because I forgot to bring antifire to that whirlpool cave while doing a clue scroll and I had to sell my abyssal whip to get him back. When is jagex going to write me a personal apology letter?
theyre refunding you in the summer sweep up
what the fuck were they thinking with the whole pet insurance or lose your pet dynamic? They are fucking stupid.
They are fixing that soon tm
because taxing gp from the economy used to be 2007scapes bugbear and its just not that important anymore so theyre removing it
>>532211151yeah 1m to get ur pet back is fucking retarded why is that even a gold sink
scorpia pet had to have been trolling
i lost my pet at steel dragons because i forgot to drink an anti fire because i was busy looking at google street view images
open sores cover my body treat me like your pet
is barb fishing best xp if i dont wanna afk
kinda wish it was close to a bank so i could deposit all my trash wish jagex would add a "drop all" button
>>532211412>kinda wish it was close to a banktake a look at the cox entrance on the map
cant you barb fish at cox thats not too far from a bank
british niggas gay af they named it cox fr?
>>532211412er sorry if i want to afk and not 3 tick
>>532211492oh right on i thought i had to go to otto to do it
you cut eat at barb if you dont want to afk you dont drop
climate of cox makes no sense why is it arid surrounded by swamp
whatcha mean by cut eat like cut all my fish and eat... what
white girls dont cut eat they fish
im lowkey noticing that the xp from easy farming contracts is not very good
whys it called barb fishing when you barb out cut eat the fish
maybe read the guide again
am i fucking banned from shards????
the best method is throwing some shrimp on the barbie mate
300 muspah mate but in the stone age!
do you guys plant the same herb in all of your patches or do you do a mix and put lower value seeds in the unprotected patches and higher value seeds in the protected patches
Which fish would feel best on my dick?
For me its the karambwan
>>532212679i try to put higher value seeds in the protected patches yeah but yea i mostly just try to get one stack of seeds so it takes up less inv space
2 seeds saves space in the herb sack
girls can have dicks bigot. not me though
I mix my seeds up so they all can fit in my sack
my herb sack is pretty full rn
>>532212797>>532212823thats actually a good point but i dont have a herb sack and am forced to use the leprechauns to note my herbs
Ranarrs snapdragons torsols and huascas go in the protected patch
Everything else goes goes in the unprotected patch
girls probably like slimy eels like a video i saw on the internet once and if youre a vtuber girl maybe karambwans like another video i saw
so you and your rsso harvest your kwuarm and then you each make a supee strength and then drink a dose and then they trade you their two dose super strength and you decant it into your super strength and drink all 4 doses
its more exciting if you plant everything in unprotected patches
eels up inside ya findin an entrance where they can
>>532213106???? i feel violated after reading this
i dont use the herb sack for herb runs because i like to clean them at the patch personally
i cant make super strengths yet my herblore level is only 34 i hope my rsso will wait for me
eel girl is a smooth criminal she knows how to break and enter
ultracompost is 90% chance to grow who cares about protected or not
if youre harvesting only one type of herb then ive literally been saying theres no reason to bring a herb sack okay because you note them at the leprechaun and they only take up one invy spot anyway. and what if you harvest more than 30 herbs? then you have a full sack AND youre taking up extra room in your invy on top of that. if you want to optimise your invy space you need to note tham at the chaun and then clean them at the bank later
>>532213380you never been down in the trenches yt boy
stop saying invy thats an ick
personally idc about my inventory space i care about finishing the run faster
it doesnt really take extra time to go to the lperechaun they moved him right next to the patch anyway if you ran out of space youd have to go to the bank with your herbs and then your run time is totally fucked
just ate a flippin swordfish
what if i pose as a wow tourist noob and reverse groom some lonely max fire cape hag is that the play chat
i plant a different seed at every patch that way i always have what i need
im planting papaya trees just like the ece emery song
it does take time which is why i do it the faster way that has zero practical downsides but you do it your way queen
i just inspected my redberry bush its at stage 3/6 i think ill go get lunch
personally i only plant irits and ranarrs everything else isnt worth my time
i only pick up rannar seeds.
>>532214253i made like 17M and 2200 doses of prayer pots in a few days passively while bossing just by planting everything
oh no no no saplingcucks do not read x the everything app
>>532214497how did you make 17m from farming herbs or are you talking about alching boss drops
wow i made more than 17m and 2200 doses of prayer pots in a few days too by not doing farm runs
>>532214745i started training my farming hard some time last week and was doing herb runs every time i saw that my plants were done
>>532214971yeah thats cool congrats :) i also made way more than 17m in that time. it was alongside bossing and also i dont play 18 hours a day like most of you pissjuggers
>>532215128how come youre in here all day then
yeah like i also said i made more than 17m
oh so youre a stupid fucking babymoder bondie...just lead with that next time so i can ignore your post...
i'm going to get a fire staff and 1 nature rune then use the free enchants in mage arena to go all the way to 99
>>532215252i'm not. i play a little bit during the day and then i play at night
>>532215368this is why no one likes irons just you have nothing to say just stfu
>>532214630well now i dont have any desire to continue cg thanks a lot
just checked and i made a lot more soooo much more than 17m but i dont want to say the number
man what a day israeli hitler on the nelk boys podcast ironmouse scammed 500k by vshojo hunter biden channel 5 interview and now nimi nightmare is getting married
>>532215605i dont know what any of that means is that an rs3 thing
>>532215128Ok but I made more than that in like 5 minutes working at mcdonalds so whats your point
what's your go-to runescape activity for taking a shit? bank standing is always nice but sometimes it's just hard to only use one hand if I need to eat fire cheetos with the other
i usually look at porn on x the everything app my poop time isnt runey time
but what if you get hard and your wee wee touches the bowl
how did old people deal with those small ass toilets were it always touches? Did they just like how it felt? I hate going in old houses and feeling the porcelain. I can't alch like that
i cant spec my dds anymore after years of guamming so thats a non issue
How often do you guys make friends on osrs?
about once every 8 or 9 years
my rsn is my rl name which is is a girl name because im a girl so all i have to do is go to the ge and type hi and ill find friends but i dont do that but i could
i just got horned up personally
i haven't made a friend on rs in years but i do enjoy my clannies company.
ive never made a friend on osrs im in a clan but i never talk in it because im socially inept
make sure to log out and study the attack gif before the final battle sis. im going to sleep good luck
>>532217323good luck anon you can do it
There is no such thing as making friends in old school runescape everyone is either playing the long game to try to lure you or is just making superficial conversations with you to fit in and will turn on you in an instant if you ever disagree with them or with someone they like more than you.
i mean most people if they logged off forever i wouldn't notice but that's pretty crazy, schizophrenic even.
>>532217640i would never do that personally id be happy with just 1 ironfriend
I can't wait to get 99 strengths and attacks so I can do DS2
>>532217052Why am I getting 10 replies but not a single (You)
Is this an osrs general culture thing or one schizo that's replying to me 10 times without actually replying to me
>>532217640yeah this pretty much
i cant even tell you how i met anyone on my friends list
none of them ever message me unless their account was hacked
i pretty much live in clan chat and just shitpost
spindel keeps dragging me into her webs :(
have you considered you might make friends easier if you learn to read the vibe and stop being so aggressive in new spaces
99 isn't enough, i'd wait until the 126 max stats update
also why did you (you) yourself, that's sus\
also why did 4chan die
>>532218632multiple vtuber dramas today, /vt/ is at 150 ppm
it really gives me the ick when tourists come in here begging for yous if youre just looking to rack up attention points then why not go collect upvotes on reddit
>>532218861that's seriously enough to kill the entire site?
what is more queer pretending to be a girl and posting in osg or caring about vtumours
i thought you were talking about me but im a girl so i know youre not
im not queer im disembodied
caring about vtubers isnt gay its just simply called being a loser
>>532219580how the hell does vtuber drama kill 4chan when an american presidential election doesn't.
idk cunt why are you asking me
https://youtu.be/2XwLeMTCA18?t=270
Sardaco is in the fight caves
/vt/ is hetero losers and /osg/ is queer losers so who are the real losers riddle me that batman
hes 'solving' fight caves waves lmao
i need so many buckets of sand...
>>532220341i know that feel
its wonderful
wow me too we have so much in common
it might seem easy to you but ranger and mager waves in the fight caves are terrifying
kiss me through the scope
man hes using the prediction plugin that ruined it for me, it makes it way too easy
just stand in the middle and camp protect mage its literally that easy oh my days
if you know where the mager spawns on every wave you have to make really huge mistakes to die. he knows luring and safespotting it should be gg unless he dies to jad (lol)
the communal tbow makes quick work of the mager
what if you dont have rigour is that one of the huge mistakes
you dont need rigour with a tbow so you can save a bit of gp there
this dude doesnt even have deadeye let alone rigger why are wow players so good at osrs??
you can literally just recoil and tick eat the whole fightcaves
yeah can you make a video of you doing that with your rsn visible please it would really help me get my first cape
can you spare some coochie please miss
sure check out my youtube channel rsn rendi
*desperate for coochie voice* miss i have a tbow you can borrow for your first cape
bald nigga gonna run out of pots hahahahhah
i was just going to ask, will he run out prayer pots here? they barely restore anything at 43 prayer
ok im just gonna say it if youre a nice runey ill stop hogging the communal tbow and you can use it for a fire cape
>>532221550they even have discord dates and watch tv shows together hahaha
no he wont its a free cape if he doesnt do anything retarded
wish someone would go on a discord date with me
>>532221709why are you laughing that would be amazing i want that
sorry i would but im marrying someone very special she announced on twitter today
this is pretty much exactly how i played my first actual cape attempt btw
i remember i got to jad on my first attempt and died because i panicked when the healers came out and my whole vision was static and my body went numb
same i died on jad because the healers respawned and broad bolts do no damage
i died to jad on my first attempt because i was "clicking" with my mousewheel since i was trying to not wake the baby and i accidentally rolled the wheel too far and it turned my prayer off and i died in one hit
i got confused about which prayer to click adn i was too overstimilated to pay proper attention to the movements and i didnt know it would all happen so fast and i was so scared but then the second time it was okay :)
he doesnt know to pull all the way back to the corner when they are out of range like that
chat was saying he got chanced what did he do
nothing his chat is a bunch of retarded wow players whos only experience with the game is swampletics and oda clips
if you tuck all the way into the NE corner by the door they will follow you in a bit and be in range, he didnt do that, so when he clicked the ranger he went out and took a mage hit and it was almost lethal (wasnt a legit chance of death though he was above their max hit)
he has no prayer for jad shouldve brought monk robes and god book switch
my sciatica is flaring up
it really feels like hes going to run out of pots
*PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
cause broad bolts suck hed be on jad by now with a msbi and runs arrows
why did this bald head ahh bring a billion bwans
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ygAnsQOVElQ
literally antipking
>all these people in chat saying his lazy flicking eagle eye is draining his prayer
loooool
did you let them know about fractional prayer drain
>>532224036shut up that wasnt me!
please excuse me i need to go kill 28 dogs
>>532224305midzy please stop killing peoples pets
sweating like d3k on a dogs task
someone else already killing dogs on my world i guess its real dog killing hours
what if various resource nodes depleted until you used up others. You get 10 ores from a rock and it doesn't respawn until you get at least one ore from every other rock of that type in the game
what dogs are you slaying answer quick
what if i did a funny little anime dance lol
hosidius market guard dogs
that sounds dumb and nonsensical methinks
>>532224595you could make this a thing with a plugin call it nodeman mode
this is it, my big break. stand aside swampletics, nodeman mode coming through
hunting rsn knotgirl for my dogs task
what wave is sardaco going to die at
he ran under the mager lmao
he almost just died multiple times on 54
the Bronze Cloggers have logged on
dude his ENTIRE CHAT was saying that if you have an overhead on and flick an offensive prayer that the offensive prayer drains points. like the entire chat was spamming "yes" when he asked if that is true. and now he believes it. im floored
>>532226235 confirmed
i just went and tested it praying mage and flicking rigour for 1 tick every 5 ticks for 1 minute, i lost 27 prayer points. then i did it just praying mage for 1 minute and i only lost 21
then i was curious if it worked that way for all prayers not just overheads so i did the same thing with protect item and yeah i guess if you have ANY prayer already active when you flick a different one for one tick, it drains points
had no idea it worked like that
>>532226575if you have any prayer active for longer than 1t fractional prayer drains
it's always been stupid you get infinite prayer from flicking
>>532226592it still saves a lot of prayer vs camping to flick your offensive prayers but the entire time i was doing inferno i was under the impression that lazy flicking my offensive prayers was not draining anything extra. maybe they should show the fractional prayer points so this is more obvious because on the surface it really is not. consider how many prayer points i spent while in there and i never once even considered it
no prayer fight caves is a really dumb ca because of rando mbat spawns
does sardaco know about the italy rock thats where i do all of my fire capes at
I was at the absolute peak on my classic WoW server
untouchable pompyro tidal charm god in full BiS, lowest kill:HK ratio on the server. bracket 1 every week in the open world PvP era
in RS I'm not worth 1 goy's toenail. I hope you're happy.
i was at the absolute peak on my classic wow server i had my bags completely filled with consumables for every situation possible every single reflector in the game and trinket that was useful but in runey it requires skill because you can only have 28 items in your bags and theres not overpowered items because im used to using hundreds of gold in consumables its not fair
absolute peak on classic wow be like i just cast frostbolt 50 times in a row look at me go
thats so sad
@grok play viva la vida hatsune miku cover
wow ok i seeee ALOT of wowies here, ok so first of wowie, i dont care if youre a veteran ok??? you fought for your freedoms, not mine! second of, no you cannot use the communal tbow its disinfected after every use and your grubby little hands might stain it, ok?? we good???? good.
savix is gonna first try jad
i have two (2) 3rd age pickaxes one for each of the wow wars i fought in
these wow runephews will hit total lvl 700 and get bored and quit then we can go back to our regularly scheduled troon schitzo hour
>>532228327I don't get why you guys are so invested in this, doesn't everyone first try jad in current year? I did and I have been playing for like 6 months, based on how people talk about it I assumed it was old irrelevant dead shit like solo clearing molten core or some shit.
why tf does the jagex launch upadte UI look like its out of 2005
idk if thats a serious post but ill treat it as such i think most people do since they have introduced things like scurrius but before that was a lot of peoples first interaction with a boss that you changed prayers against
theres also the anxiety that most people will feel after spending an hour usually to get there
wowie having a melty over ui so sad!
you just need something 2 calm u down before jad sis
why does that anime have man hands
i also have questions about its eyebrows
>>532228732I dunno I never did scurrius, I never did any bosses period before I tried jad I only did it because I wanted the cape for melee training. I watched a random youtube video then immediately oneshot it, I even had like 70-80% of my supplies remaining by the end because I was way too cautious in line of sighting everything.
Literally the only challenge to the whole thing is having the knowledge beforehand of what attack types are tied to which animation to use the correct prayer. I played games on the snes at 8 years old that had more difficult gameplay than that. I can see it being a challenge in 2005 or whatever on the school's library computer with dialup internet but in current year it's a joke.
70-80% supplies left, I don't believe you
>>532229314why? you take basically 0 damage until you are 2/3 of the way through if you line everything which is trivial. I had 70 something prayer level and almost 90 ranged with the blowpipe when I did it, I didn't even know about it until that point lmao.
>>532229056can you open your runelite screenshot folder and upload the image it automatically takes when you completed your first cape that you did on your first attempt with 70-80% of your supplies so we can verify some of these claims
>>532229486you used one of the best ranged weapons with almost maxxed range no shit it was easy
90 range and blowpipe nvm I believe you, that is high range for no bosses or jad
the ballscape has not dropped yet
oh joy i must afk at nmz for my imbue today
>>532227820some people used flasks for PvP which might cost 60-200g for a 2 hr buff. this is probably the equivalent of 60-200k RS gold
other than that some people such as Rogues would routinely use Free Action Potions which are no worse than a standard RS potion. when it comes to more exotic things these are not even considered for use in normal PvP, first off it's unnecessary, second it's dishonorable. it's even borderline dishonorable to use basic health potions. it would be seen as a real bitch move to pull out something you only get once from a quest, and an honor that they thought they had to use it just to win. even farmables like magic dust are almost exclusively used by the most sweaty players in tournaments like the Mak'gora Savix would play in
thanks for reading
sardaco is bad at small talk just got the ick get the fire cape already
>>532229558I did it without runelite.
>>532231156>Free Action Potions which are no worse than a standard RS potion.nigger are you serious, faps are borderline cheating in wow pvp and way worse than using a damn health pot or any consumable in osrs. a druid flag carrier in wsg with faps might as well be hacking with how massively they impact who wins the game.
>>532231156why the fuck is some mouthbreathing retard with no concept of literally fucking anything replying to me
i just dont even know where to begin fuck you for wasting my time
A wowie saunters up to a Runey and asks, “ERMMM how do you play without a class?” the Runey just grins and replies, “I am the class".
ok this runedle was worse than the wordle yesterday im so mad but ofc shed get it in 2 surprised it wasnt in 1
A wowie strolls up to a Runey and asks, “ERMMM So…DURRR... how do you even raid without a DPS meter?” — and the Runey just smirks and says, “I'm max".
we dont have raids in f2p
A wowie plods up to a Runey and asks, "So....ermmm whats the endgame xD", the Runey brushes his hair back and simply replies, "I define my own endgame".
no thats not quite right endgame is after you get your second 3rd age pickaxe im starting to think youre just making these up
the wowie and the runey should both be girls and they should kiss cam you write a scenario like that
A wowie creeps up and asks, “So… RuneScape—you just click on trees and sheep all day, right?” the Runey simply smirks, “And while you’re busy mastering your 30‑button rotations to kill boars for the fifteenth time, I’m mastering construction, slayer, crafting - all while chilling with birdhouse runs.”
chat why cant they release varlamore 2 today already
stop calling it varlamore 2 omg its varlamore 3 its a trilogy
if varlamore was so great why isnt there a varlamore 2
i havent finshed varlamore 1
this nigga really about to die again oh my days
Guthix hath blessED me with a talisman of the earth in perfect balance on the 64th kill.
I shall continue slicing up these sand people like a whirling dervish, for their propensity to carry herbs is quite the boon!
lost all his food to a melee on double rangers lol
why didnt he just equip shield and steel skin and pray mage to tank rangers then run west now he has no food for healers
he doesnt need food for healers just pray melee and take no damage
thats too advanced for him
why dont you fags type in the twitch chat instead of here
i feel at home here i have been here for 17 years look im even typing in lowercase to sound like u its called code switching do i fit in yet
i typed like this already before i found this thread its kin dof like i was born to post here
i typed like this in my old thread osg isnt unique
hes gonna get raped by healers because he doesnt know how to los jad and lure them its over
do u rly consider it all 1 big thread even when there is new
one big thread full of bad bitches
so this is the power of world of warcraft...
nigga prayed wrong both attacks aint no way
lol you girls acting like you wouldnt do this when we all know you wouldnt even get that far
welp guess I need to grind for 4000 more hours before I can do this content
even d3k has a cheese cape
i did jad on my second attempt ever and the first attempt failed because of a dc personally
me personally ive never died in osrs
we dont have cheese capes in f2p
i have a cheese max cape
not a fan of pvm me
every single mechanic in this game is extremely honest and transparent and telegraphed so if u die its from being bad or having a bad build
>>532236525This but unironically
ummm yeah so chins are the best ranged xp, oh and ummm yeah theyre 1-3kk a pop, have fun :)))
your suspose to hunt the chins you catch them in boxes theyre free from the ground
>>532236673yeah you and every other troon in the world ur not special
>>532236646what makes you think there was any irony? the only iron here is my man (hc btw)
>>532236673because you're wasting your life in a skinner box and the most stimulation you have is reading posts here
youre here with the rest of us
yeah shes just projecting thats why she said that lol
im pretty and a boy smiled at me today but his teeth were bad
haha did u look in the mirror xD
my HP and ATK just leveled on the same tick
titans
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Should I stay for the dumb staff or is it a pointless item?
>>532237626the staff is op
>>532237305LAUGHED OUT LOUD
>>532237724Isn't staff of the dead generally just better though?
>>532238407staff of the dead doesn't cast a 2nd wave spell at half damage
Sodapoppin Just Leaked OTK’s BIGGEST RuneScape Event!
dbzfbdf
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935 cgs no weapon seed but boy am I getting great at a boss with 3 mechanics
have you tried just getting it?
>>532238968Isn't it time to call it at 935 kc or are you in too deep?
how do i see how many ticks i have lost irl
>>532239082I should just use atlatl but my brain is bad and the people behind sand casino and squeel of fortune knew how to tune drops for sunk cost
its dangerous to get ticks irl you could get limes disease
whats lime disease does it make everything taste like limes or something
lime disease is the opposite of scurvy
isnt scurvy the name of that rat boss in the varrock sewers
I miss leagues so much it is unreal
ive suddenly forgot how to understand how to read after a migraine do you think im having a stroke im having a hard time remembering words
i often have a hard time remembering basic words you could try playing wordle to study up on the ones with five letters
how are you going to read what we say if you forgot how to read
its taking a lot of difficulty apparently its called aphasia so im not as worried anymore
>>532240950seems like you wrote that fucking retarded nonsense just fine
>>532241164are you mad at me
why are you being so mean to her
yes im currently praying for your downfall
i hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you
yt bois dont salt dey eggs
i put worchestiershire suace on my eggs
brint
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wtf do you mean burnt
I have antifires and protect mage
and now that guy is going to demand payment again he scammed me hard
why does he need that tick counter thing
is he a noob or something?
>>532242573mage prayer does nothing for metal dragons
you need super anti or reg anti + shield
i know its confusing and inconsistent
how good will turael skilling be once we have multiple blocklists? i hope that it doesnt become so good youd be stupid not to do it
Hey niggers. I might start playing since all the right wing fuckers are coming to the game.
I wanna know some shit first.
1) Any white only American guilds? No troons or faggots.
2) For someone that does no risk gameplay and will NEVER paypig into the game (sub / premium / whatever) 100% Free to play, what the fuck should I be doing? Not to pvp or anything, only level up NO RISK activities where I don't drop shit on death or lose currency.
3) Just how bad HONESTLY is the botting and cheating problem?
4) Where do I start? I know people use "different clients" for games like this. What's the best, where do I go? (Example: Playing that Albion slop game is not advised through steam due to inaccessibility of test server and cash shop overcharging while making it hard to use alt accounts.)
5) Alt accounts, yay or nay? Why or why not?
6) Do clan niggers ruin this game like they ruin every other MMORPG? Will I be fine as a solo player that just wants to gather shit, sell it, and buy the best gear in the game?
7) Does this game force you to clannigger to get the best gear, or can I just buy it fron players after months of chopping trees?
8) I hate questing. Can I get far without it purely on grinding, or am I forced to do gay quests to unlock shit? Can they be solo'd or am I forced to hop into a discord with some faggots and beat a boss?
Does this game have any right winged, based and redpilled, guide youtubers whom the company and community despise, but gives the best tips that make the RMT clans upset? Do tell.
u may think im slow at mining ess wit dis addy pick but i spend more time resting so i never run out of stamina so its actually the same
checkmate runeboi
>>532248903This reads like a copypasta
my pick is sharp and ready
my legs are rested and spry
don't get too far aheady
OR I MIGHT PASS YOU BY
cant wait to die to pkers at revs lol
g38jah
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Guys, merching ideas help me out, what do you think will spike tomorrow?
1. quetzal feed? spiked up last varlamore update
2. tormented synapse due to delve boss
3. serpentine helm / zulrah scales because of delve boss
4. logs because of fletching minigame
5. other ideas?
https://youtu.be/gsS_JhvQSms
if you bring a range switch to gg you are retarded
>>532249789>133:56that is soulcrushing
Why are there two subreddits for OSRS (osrs and 2007scape)? What's the difference between them?
>>53224890321 minutes later and not a single answer. Just troons trooning out over my hatred towards them.
Guys look! He made it to Jad!
>>532250981>2 and a half hour firecapeWhat the fuck? Did he go afk or something?
https://youtu.be/WiqJm1JZk-Q
Yooooooo
I watched the last part of his latest vod
lol his chat is so bad
chat I will tell you a secret
I dont think of mage or range when I see jad
I just think up and down like mage is up and range is down
i kill verzik you kill scurrius
This boss is the greatest troll jagex has ever added. It was fine when OSRS had no new players, but since he's the first one people fight, he's convinced the wow immigrants that they have until the projectile hits them to swap prayers at every boss.
>>532252097I mostly go off the sound, my initial reaction is to him lifting up onto his back legs but he does that for both animations so the difference is the sound or lack thereof in the case of the ranged attack also gm
>>532248903OSRS is pro LGTV and anti chud
meriipu more like meriiPOO
https://youtu.be/J70DKyi6FkU
lmao
why is mage arena like this
>>532253364im more of a samsung guy myself
*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*
chrome hecked with me for the last time sisters im back on firefox forever and ever they broke 4chanx and ublock origin
stop it with the pipipi posts
>>532248903swooooolebenji here don't forget i ratted a girls computer i had a crush on, and when i found out she was talking about other guys i tried to kill myself by jumping out my parent's apartment!
*plarps corrosive plorp over the wow tourists and melts them down*
WoWugees W
troon /osg/gers L
>>532248903You're a faggot, but I'm bored so I'll bother answering.
>1As expected of someone who posts Asmonbald.
>2Free-to-play is a trial version of the game, but DO NOT try to get membership with bonds paid for in F2P.
>3Just play an iron and not worry about it.
>4Use runelite. Only use links from the official osrs website, because there are actual phising scams in google results.
>5Alts are fine, but you really don't need them. They sometimes help in some particularly sweaty methods.
>6OSRS is __FAR___ more solo friendly than other MMOs. There are 2 types of grouping:
- Masses (Minigames everyone just doing shit in the same place, no coordination or communication required)
- Actual grouping with small teams
There is an incredibly small amount of forced "actual" grouping content, and the vast majority of it is very late game.
>7No.
>8Quests are the soul of this game, but are much different than WoW quests. No, they're not optional.
There are literally only 2 quests that require someone else, and it's like a couple of minute interaction.
https://youtu.be/l7dhBjlo-SI
:o
Brendan Schaub UPSET That Bryan Callen Keeps Leaving!!!
>>532255030they usually add to much unnecessary noise to these just to shoehorn in some osrs sound and it takes away from them
the nelk boys sound so sniveling and limp wristed
i want to "get it in" with d333cay.
don't respond to those that don't respond to jammku
just remembered how hard jammku used to ride manly tears lol
odablock the generous strikes again
I hate both of them. didn't jammku try to be a pro sc2 player at one point? because brood war was too hard for him.lol
nigba>jammku
t. nigba raped my zerg once in a bo3 on hamachi
everyone on 4 channel be like guhh i hate wow streamers and i LOVEEEE plarping
meanwhile im surfeiting SURFEITING i tell you on all this content and i have never plarped once in my life i dont even know what it is
swolebenji swolebenji swolebenji
>beasting spindel
>mystic boy comes in teleblocks me and then leaves
but why
plarp tuah shit on that thang!
>>532257538gotta go round the outside of it, see that platform to your east? thereish
worst hard clue step, want to drop every time i get it but i do it anyway for 40k
>>532257538hello my darling plarprincess <3 i hope you've been feeling and eating well
>>532257616and reddit thinks skip tokens are somehow bad
skip tokens are rs3 and rs3 is dogshit so skip tokens are dogshit
Ranged
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check dat fit
>unironically using a power amulet
>unironically using a ranging shield
>those boots
ick
>>532258238Um bro, you're hueycoatl gear??
my weams got better ranged drip dis runeph cannot be fr
>>532258421dragon sq
>>532258485just barely got 70 ranged
>>532219552i see you at the ge
>>532258578>dragon sqeven worse
Untradables > pay to win garbage
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>>532219552I would tob but it is late in hte day and varlamore 2 tomorrow so I have to save energy
>>532259259ironchads don't have to worry about that
>>532259381you could crack the monster for the delve monster hmmm
Which wow invader is going to get their fire cape first?
>>532259724My money's on Sardaco, he already made it to Jad it should just take 1 or 2 more tries
>>532249707probably feed but not logs.
rooht
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omg chet
ancient
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Just got the legs, 2/6 god armors are now complete.
>>532260370Oh wait there's 7 nevermind 2/7
Street Fighter 6 SAGAT GAMEPLAY TRAILER (LowTierGod REACTS)
Saradomin godsword
Guthix godsword
Zamorak godsword
Armadyl godsword
Bandos godsword
Zaros godsword
Seren godsword
Icthlarin godsword
I see this shitty game shilled by streamers a lot but I don't get it how does anyone play this crap with graphics from the 15th century? Doesn't even make sense. I will never understand people who play this game.
>waaaahhhhhh I can't play this game there's no floating point numbers
prayer points have floating point numbers spiritually even if they are secretly integers probably
>>532261161put on some real melee gear idiote
>>532248903>1 >whiteI doubt you are
>2>f2pis literally just the demo version of the game. membership is required. aren't you supposed to be white?
>3best guess is about 15% of accounts online ar bots on a normal day. cheating in pvp is as common as in any other game.
>4Jagex launcher comes preloaded with the Runelite client, which is preferred. Play on fixed size, or resizable near the size of fixed, with low dpi.
>5 Not yet.
>6You can reasonably solo almost everything; though, there has recently been a trend of adding content that favors but does not require a duo/trio
>7>actively wanting to become a treechopper>whiteI'm still fuddled by this
>8 You must quest or your account will be trash.
Basically, this is bait and I shouldn't have responded to it, but on the off chance you are who you say you are, god save you.
>>532262820maybe id have to go agi pyramid for the gold and as uim i don't really want a full set of armor cause heavy
>>532260901Basically I have collection logged 2/7 of the rune god armors and I am very proud of myself.
Day 2 of nobody wants to ToB with me...
>>532263765i hope you never get to do tob in your whole life
>>532263765what world are you on little sprout
>>532262873whats the point in telling someone white that they're not white like they can look at their hand and know you're wrong you know that right
>>532262873I am pure white.
2)
I don't give money to anything. I will never pay for games. Does Jagex give free membership to content creators?
3) That's a high as fuck number. So radar / zoom hacks, esp, scripts and toggles? Or like crazy cheats like cooldown reduction and speed hacks?
4) What is runelite and why use it?
5) If not now, when are alts useful?
6) Nice.
7) I like to keep busy while I binge watch anime or youtube. The "other" game I play I am maxed on everything and money has become useless so there's no reason to gather anymore there.
8) Why must I? I assume youtubers have already solved all of the quest bullshit so it's streamlined?
It's not bait. I don't play this game. Maybe I should, since the numbers dwarf that of the other MMO I play.
why don't you into horses instead of runey?
>>532248903im just a girl i dont know the answers
the drop
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Now I just need Eric to give me the other half.
dont worry ladies i just got my sixth ring at spindel
i hate huey so much bros why wont he give me his wand
How the fudge did they manage to make early thieving worse than mining?
did jhnd end up getting quiver after he got his inferno cape?
ho he just blogposted about learning the easy part then stopped entirely when he didnt receive the attention he wanted
what did she mean by the easy part the entire thing is easy
the bit where he blew all his discounted deaths spamming wave 1 and 2 was pretty good
>>532264123>2>free members for content creatorsnot that I've ever seen
>3cheating wise, its not particularly possible to do anything that crazy. for the most part its just people using AHK to do actions faster/more consistently than they should be able to by clicking on everything properly. in terms of bots, they're farming everything they can get their grubby paws on, but there's only a couple (not required) activities where they'll actually get in your way at all.
>4sanctioned 3rd party client with all the plugins to make the game comfy
>5Usually the move is to raise up one main to a reasonable level, and then once it needs to grind a while on some afk shit you'd use that time to work on an alt to farm extra cash or someshit.
>7Runescape is definitely a solid activity to keep you hands occupied/number going up while binging video content.
>8Everyfuckingthing is locked behind questing anymore. You'll be shut off from half the game without doing a decent amount of questing, but there's a plugin that makes it absolutely braindead. Just click what it tells you and hold spacebar until the dialogue fucks off.
>1
yeah im gay
>2
yeah im thinkin im also a beast
>3
you are not a beast i am
>4
actually im only half gay
>5
plarp
i watched a video titled being gay sucks yesterday and the bpd threadboy discussed in the video reminded me a lot of you g irls
wow ok if ur gunna call me out like that maybe u should rethink your post because honestly thats offensive
wow look shes doing the bpdemon thing just like in the vid
>>532264123This game has pride flag items, they/them pronouns, body types 1 and 2, a quest where you settle a labor dispute, and a quest where you fight the kkk. It's not for you, chud <3
personally i dont have bpd and im a man but more importantly im a weam
you relinquished your man card the moment you selected weam
>>532266454but theres also a skill where you slaughter other races and the dessert + karamja are the most stereotypicall racist areas in any game
thats not true plenty of masc men such as roggy and settled are weams
ok no i didnt watch ur shitty video actually tyvm, so yeah ur wrong on that point and all points
my weam toon looks retarded and im looking for a rebrand thinking short-med beard brown hair but idk hair style (type a btw)
>>532266454>This game has pride flag items, they/them pronouns, body types 1 and 2, a quest where you settle a labor dispute, and a quest where you fight the kkkIs it more pozzed and tranny than BG3 though
no you stupid heifer i dont want a triangle sandwich i want a baguette and a stale one at that
>>532266912There's literally a character called Snowflake who has purple hair and wants to defy society and she's the good guy
Just go play some pedophile anime game and leave us wholesome runescape chunguses alone <3
>>532267049nta but laffin at you for not hearing the dogwhistles
luh ho think i want her nasty ahh sandwich when im feasting on sharks and lemon pepper manta rays
>>532265520not yet
>>532265590you are dumb
>>532265690im not spamming wave 1 and 2? wtf
my furthest attempt went to wave 8 and then i claimed. i have died twice for 500k in there in over 300 waves. colo is just a money maker even as a learner
why are you people such assholes for no reason
wow 16m in 300 waves dont spend it all in one place little guppy
>>532268064its not the money that is the prize stupid its the experience and being able to more confidently handle harder and harder waves. you feel the need to cheap out instead of actually interact with the content meaningfully because you want to brag about some fucking pixels. fuck you
runephew got a humiliation fetish i stg
actually its about getting the quiver
is da delve boss live yet?
>>532268218yea but you havent completed a hard wave yet s
>>532268297no, i really dont, its sad to me that you guys are like this
>>532268371congrats on playing the same game for 20 years do you feel accomplished i bet that was so much fun for you
you just got yourself added to the opp list i was nice to you and then you be rude to me no not like this unc were going to war
chud had rsn thejq but he was the one taking salmon and prayer pots to colo really makes you think chud L troon W
everyone shutupshutupshutupshutup shutup shut. up. before i go meanie mode
>>532268716how am i being rude? you are flashing a loot log at me like its supposed to mean something? i'm obviously a fucking newbie i have no illusion about that so yeah it is about learning the content because i cant just breeze through it like someone with much more experience
sol heredit is for noob i do ostyo-ayak
the final jhndpill is that he fails on purpose and then brings this shit up and then has a meltie just for the attention
>>532269307>fails on purposejust fucking stop why are you wasting my time like this
>>532269042being new isnt really an excuse when you borrow gear that takes actual players hundreds of ingame hours to obtain you stupid cow
hey jay are u here how is the metaknight ui coming along
>>532269537yes it fucking is, you could give any new player full actual max bis and its still going to take them a long time to clear inferno. aaty having to dedicate hundreds of hours to showing people how to clear it with such gear is abject proof that the gear is only a part of it
im just a smol bean newb who has never acted like a psychopath the archives are fake news leave me alone
yeah as someone who did a cape in bowfa and a cape in max, the gear has really powercrept to the point where you literally dont have to solve any waves, just turn rigour on and dps the mob. which is fine, no hate, but dont go around trying to give people advice as if you actually have any insights to offer a bowfaer
>>532269759weve seen how giving a new player full bis it takes them 6 months to do inferno and they stop trying colo after a few wave 6 clears because they dont get the attention they want what is your point weve seen how this plays out
Why are all the bondies and gray helme so jealous of my cum stained fit chat?
why does colonello have a facecam for his fat gay face now
his voice was already annoying but now igotta see this face i cant i cant i cant i cant i cant i cantttttttt
>>532269843i LEARNED inferno in crystal with bowfa you fucking toolshed
>>532269864it didnt take 6 months no matter how many times you repeat this lie it will never be true. the first 4 weeks of inferno that i did were in crystal armor with a bowfa and i made it to jad. i borrowed the tbow the same day and my next 4 attempts i had 3 zuks and the last one was so close that i decided to take a break for 8 WEEKS doing nothing but slayer and making money so i could actually wear masori with the tbow. and then when i started trying again i did it in less than a week. keep coping and lying you dishonest shitbag
it always makes the osg chuds have a melty when somebody manages something they struggle with or better yet have not managed and the cope is endless
>>532270471>i made it to jadcorrection: i made it to ZUK after failing triple jads one time with this setup
@grok how long ago was december 15 2024
its not even worth replying when youre provably lying i dont see the point everyone knows youre lying most of us were there
yeah well my fashion scape is better than yours
do any of you use that bot detecting ml plugin
i decided on a new looks and dare i say the weam is looking dapper
can someone hop on my account to do inferno? i got bowfa
76 wc at blisterwoods *dabs*
no im handsome and no anonybitch is gonna convince me otherwise
>>532271079ok but itll cost you
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/summer-sweep-up-slayer--misc?oldschool=1
hey they updated the blog without freaking announcing it i love when they do that
>>532270567yeah because its about that, right? im totally bothered by the fact that people with much more experience than me have an easier time with stuff that i have to spend time learning how to do, right?
>>532270664>my first attempt was on april 3rd and i died on wave 12>4-7 first mage>4-14 pb 55>4-24 pb 64>5-4 1st zuk got to healers forgot safespots dont work - borrowed the tbow this day>5-5 2nd zuk - made it to healers and did 0 damage>5-6 3rd zuk - made it past healers and stabilized but shot too many 0s to killSTOPPED TRYING ENTIRELY RIGHT HERE because i had shit going on in real life
>6-27 started attempts again>7-02 got the cape
Brendan Schaub GOES OFF About LA Being Better Than Texas!!!
>hopefully our recent addition of more Worlds should help alleviate this a smidge!
ayiza proofs once again hes a threadgirl :3c
chat is that link safe to click
>>532271237trannies hate facts and will not engage with this post because it fucks their narrative against me
need more trans flags i love these dog whistles mphh
yeah i honestly cant even believe i ever felt bad. literal psychos in this thread
>Us again with a short update! We loved seeing the reception to this blog and we're grateful for all of the thoughts you've shared, hopefully you're as excited as we are for some Slayer modernisation.
>While we saw loads of great suggestions of things that we've made note of, we're not looking to add any significant amount of work to this particular project so that we can deliver it in a timely fashion alongside all of the other massive releases on the books for this year. We know you'd love some more spots for Adamant/Rune Dragons, more spots for bursting enemies like Nechryaels (particularly with our ongoing player boom), but they're not things that we can deliver right now - hopefully our recent addition of more Worlds should help alleviate this a smidge!
>In terms of what we are changing, we'll be walking back the proposed changes to Rune Costs for Arceuus spells - you made some great points on these and we're not convinced that tweaks here are particularly necessary. Additionally, we'll be taking a look at why Wilderness Slayer Tasks can't be added to Task Storage and aiming to fix this!
>We don't currently have plans to 'group up' any other tasks similar to our Metal Dragon change. Giants were a common suggestion here but we don't want Royal Titans turning into a task where your friend might as well grab a Slayer task too otherwise they're losing out by duoing with you, and this was a conscious decision that we made when we released these back in February. Demons cropped up a lot too, but we think that Greater/Black/Abyssal Demons all have unique use-cases and reasons to do them, grouping them up and combining the weighting would have a huge impact on the skill and we don't think that it would be a positive one, so we're leaving those alone for now too.
>That's all we've got! We're excited to see the lot of you in Varlamore tomorrow for the release of The Final Dawn, and you can expect to see some of these Summer Sweep-Up changes releasing around August/September!
>>532271693if you go back to using a name in your post none of the "psychos" will interact with you
whiny ah baby bitch ahh runephew
how woudl you do a runescape themed QoS tattoo
askimg for a friend
>>532272028you're male. you have a dick. lol
wait does ahh really mean ass i thought it was just its own adjective thing
if we asked grok nicely would she tell us what personality disorder whshnbn has so we can help him help himself better
runephew this bbc sr this real man dick u wan sum?
idk why people say john dad crashes out he has never crashed out before ever
>>532271728>>532271854im busy right now can we talk alter
ive been gaslit so much the only thing you might be able to say is that i am a masochist for coming back but i honestly just wanted to see where it was going
getting a lot of false flag vibes
aint gay but i fucked a few niggas in the pen
>>532272316yea cuz ur the ceo
>>532271237NOTICE: they wont interact with the truth as usual. their entire existence relies on people denying their instincts and believing their lie
sis really just said girls cant be ceos lets unpack this 1/?
okay can everyone just STOP fucking selling herbs??? ok u may not realise it but ur hurting my bottom line alright???
i know a female ceo
me
im also a nyt bestselling author
>>532272624sorry didnt think i needed to respond that it actually took you longer than 6 months to get an infernal cape after borrowing max gear but thanks for the confirmation in your own words love u for that
remember how he started copying our writing style and using peoples pronouns
jhnd do you want to rwt for oh sorry i meant borrow my torva and scythe so you can maybe get to wave 8 in colo
what book did you write is it called how to be a bitch
>>532272735nothing about your post is true so enjoy your delusions i guess. i hope it makes you feel better to cope against reality but we both know thats what you do on a daily basis and its probably not working out very well :)
>>532272796remember how this is pretty much how i typed online forever? if anything you type how i type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3fmby0d6eU
is osrs halo?
jhnd is my fav osg lolcow
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/username/John Dad
this writing style right we all write like this because were copying you
jhnd or piratesoftware who'd admit ot being wrong first
lol i saw that post earlier
>>532273018how to tell lies on the internet and hide your y chromosome: 2nd edition
>>532273042lets check the chives aaaaaaand another lie
>>532273103who is the one loling here though? have you considered maybe you are at fault and i am the one laughing at you?
>>532273193>>532273323>hey do you remember that character you were playing for the thread why doesnt he type like you hmmm????????
I've been here for 30 years and I've always written like this because it's the funniest bit since whoa-jack
runephew post like he writing a work email oh my days
>loling
oh my days
i keep thinking about that post a while back calling him a shapeshifting worm and i cant help but laugh at how true it is
oh of course it was all just a joke
spook
md5: c2cb4707989a90ea3add1f9745668bd1
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do not open my fellow loggers be advised not for loggers eyes not a drill also not for your eyes
sorry was the chud part the joke or was the copying our writing style and respecting our pronouns part the joke
guys PLEASE like me ill do anything ill call u she/her ill post like u ill show u my baby PLEASE LIKE ME
>>532273528ive said how many times the john dad character was invented specifically for this thread
>>532273502its hard for me to laugh because ive known people like this irl and its very difficult
wow 2 hours till the big deathmatch i got my popcorn pizza chicken nuggies mountain dew doritos, milkshake and ribs ready.
u guys ready?? :))
show me the bejamins that the homies are always rapping about
>>532273661>respect our pronouns>ok.jpeg>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!
i stopped watching when ditter quit
wow ok did i come in during a moment of high toxicity or something?? are my girlies not here?? i am freakin out rn!
accepting clients for massage with willow based techniques!
uh oh ladies looks like ms pukey posts is at it again
you have to be nice to him if he deigns to treat you like a human being its in the osg code of ethics
thats offensive ok, wow ok ur actually horrible thats just really mean dont @ me thnx x
someone just called me a cape buyer...
is a-town dead chat they havent had a solid new rapper this decade
>>532274208i never came here WANTING conflict, i only wanted to be friendly despite having a completely opposite worldview to most of you. i expected conflict but it was never a goal for me to START conflicts, and ive tried to be very friendly to anyone who was receptive of me but that is also something you try to use against me. this is also boring now so im gonna go do something else
ok wow so ur just going to ignore me now thats actually even worse then what u already did, and u know what im not going to stand for it ok??? ur actually really hurtin my feelings and thats not okay but w/e i dont even like u anyway so w/e
sigh another rev task completed without a drop but at least xunut didnt crashh out again
cuttin down the blister while i got a fister in your sister
>>532271237#jhndinfernotruth
i need to learn how to pk this shit doesnt make any sense
haven't done fight caves in 20 years.
will 61 ranged, 60 defense, 70 hp and 55 prayer be enough? i'm thinking red d'hide, rune crossbow, crystal shield or book of law, glory, avas, shayzien boots, archer helm.
>>532280083yes it is enough, but not very comfortably
66 range for sunlight hunter crossbow would be better
75 range for blowpipe would be best
but you don't need them, rcb is fine enough