blood elves are high elves, shutup edition

>11.2 Ghosts of K'aresh is announced
https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24215104
>Now Live: Stop Greedy Goblins for Diabolical Goodies
https://www.wowhead.com/blue-tracker/topic/us/now-live-stop-greedy-goblins-for-diabolical-goodies-2123284
>Collectors Bounty Guide - Increased Drops for Mounts, Weapons, Transmog
https://www.wowhead.com/guide/world-events/collectors-bounty-guide-mounts-rewards
>Midnight reveal at Gamescon
https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24215994/join-world-of-warcraft-at-gamescom-2025

>EU guild
<Nerub Silkweaving Forum>

previously on /wowg/... >>532159623

OMG
DADDY~~~
SEX SEX SEX SEX I WANT him to FUCK ME!!!

first for blood elf paladins

>blood elves are high elves
literally not, that's the entire point of the rename.

high elves left or were banished, refusing to take up the fel.

blood elves remained in quel'thalas and did so.

the two distinct polities are represented with different governments and militaries that have fought in open conflict before.

you might as well say stormwind humans are kul tirans or that night elves are nightborne or dwarves are dark iron or every other situation where there's different cultural/political differences that produce a separate race at selection.

Eat shit!

Mag'har orc recruitment quest denial genera!

post your illidari

>>532207804
damn that's legit gf material
I want you

shut up seki

>>532207898
ok

>>532207898

>absorbs Dimensius

I decided to watch a camrip of Superman 2025 instead of drunk whispering people
it's actually really good and made me smile

>>532207928
shes mine fuck off
>>532207898

Midnight status?

>>532208154
Nice leafbra, FAG!

>>532207898
I'm waiting for Legion remix to level up a DH. And Illidan will be his big bro

>>532208227
worlo:wawa

>>532208227
bout 54 minute innit?

>>532207898

>>532208309
It keeps my nipples warm, man. Can't efficiently kill demons with cold nipples.

>>532208309
What's wrong with leaf bras?

>>532208210
PoV: You're green.

>>532208503
SUCK SUCK SUCK

>>532208503
*walks into thread*
Stupid, scratchy. If your breasts are too big you're using too many leaves.

>hunter
has there even been a more cursed class? the most scatterbrained assortment of themes and incoherent abilities that can't decide what it wants to be whatsoever. Seriously, what the fuck is even going on here?
>Hero classes
Sentinel, Pack Leader(?), Dark Ranger
Good luck if you aren't Rexxar or an elf fag I guess? The survival change is still extremely odd, marksmanship randomly lost its pet, and Beast Mastery thematically really only works if you're a drunk orc who has been kidnapping wildlife for a decade.

What a mess.

Fun class to play though if you don't read the buttons or acknowledge these things.

xivv linked this as the new thread.

Does wowg have rava+?
How baout elementals?

>>532208623
So just don't have massive tits, it's simple
Problem solved

>>532208829
My female worgen DK?
Owned by Rava women (-)

>>532208716
Hunter is the elf core class so they are ok with this
>but my heckin dwarferino!
No one gives a shit metaslave

Remember them?

tf is rava+
is that like f+
why are you guys gay with extra steps

>>532209150
danuser burger king crew

>>532208503
The bad races have to get super uppity about what they need to cover themselves with as shelter or clothing so that they can keep their preciously delicate skin safe from the slightest thing in the world that'll irritate.

>>532209150
All of them have visibly human arms now
why

It took me 4 days of non-stop superbloom farming to get this cheevo. Constantly got randoms showing up and just afking reducing the bonus points so it was impossible to finish. Finally got to do one alone at 5 in the morning.

>>532208829
how is this a real gamebruh
ugliest shit ive seen

your character looks good tho + outfit, he contrasts so BADLY there put that guy in a mansion or something wtf

>>532208829
Hi DB

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's over

>>532209150
What will be the new updated old monster race in Midnight? Each expansion has one.

>>532209339
Obviously the artist that day was having a fun time looking at birds with arms and he thought "What if our spider boys..."

>make bimbo'dorei
>give her everything I like in a woman
>design a hot outfit
>get quality art of her
oh yeah, its WoW time

>>532209514
gosh its almost like its a 150% solved game and everyone knows exactly what to do in every form of content.

If blizz came out and asked you if you wanted to play TWW for another year afrer 11.2 youd lynch them but you all line up to play THING FROM SOME YEARS AGO, BUT AGAIN

>>532209792
>you think you do, but i think you shouldn't

>>532209630
I assume something common to eversong. Midnight will be taking place in QT afaik. Not sure what old models are there that haven't been updated yet. Lynxes happened in TWW ironically so maybe treants or something, dragonhawks, idk.

>>532208178
I don't want Xally to vore me! I don't want to become an infinitesimally small amount of Xally's vast expanse! nooooooooooo

forget about 'bimbo dorei' thoughts on LATINA'DOREI?

>>532209630
forest trolls
hawkstridaobos

>>532209150
Sex with Nerubians.

>>532209897
"classic" is cheap, low effort sloppy filler "content" for streamers. Those who consume it are goycattle.

>>532210104
Not anymore...............

>>532209630
Dragonhawks, Lynxes (Eversong version), Mana Wyrms, Wretched (the drug addict elves), and Hawkstriders. Everything related to Blood Elves except for Blood Elves themselves.

I would absolutely plow a cute Ascended Nerubian girl

>>532210152
Sure, anon, sure. I was just commenting on how the rhetoric around classic has evolved, is all. It's just interesting.

>>532210282
I actually tried this in moon guard, and she was a lesbian. same poster btw. fucking pissed me off

Speaking of Nerubians, what even happened to them? We freed their previous queen who is now a big near-brainless brute, we killed her daughter because she was dumb as fuck, and... that's it? No actual resolution to anything?

>>532210176
No claw brutals forever

Return of the Mack.

>>532210594
The general, the weaver and the vizier blamed us for her death and that's why they are invading hallowfall during 11.1.5

>>532210594
Their story will continue in TLT

>>532210594
Didn't vizier or w/e his name have a quest where he annouced he was taking over?

>>532210594
No resolution, it was scrapped.

Theorized to be continued in TLT because Nerubians are there too.

>>532210715
That's not what happened at all lol. Also the general died in 11.0

LOVE TROLL WOMEN!!

WORSHIP TROLL WOMEN!!

SEX WITH TROLL WOMEN!!

SUBMIT TO TROLL WOMEN!!

SLAVE TO TROLL WOMEN!!

GET SACRIFICED TO AN OLD GOD BY TROLL WOMEN!!!

>>532210872
But /wowg/ is still alive

>>532210950
Ok you made me laugh

Which class do you think would be most likely if there had to a "canon" champion?

Paladin seems likely to me. Shaman could be there too, depending on how much it's necessary for elements to always be around. Mage might work but I feel like a well placed silence would have raped them by now if they were the sole champion.

honestly it's funny that TWW got scrapped but launch is still pretty damn good, it's way better than launch WoD
>muh garrosh
everything else sucked, including poochie yrel and velen jihad

always insane to me to go here when i visit moonguard
this place is literally always packed to the brim

>>532211072
ERP is bussin

>tfw don't know which healer to main in 11.2

>>532211072
It's because it's not only moon guard gooners but tourists from every server on us realms who go to goon there. But it is p funny every time i make a new human char and walk into it.

>>532211072
TWO femworgs spotted

>>532210872
That's literally what happened and he was still alive when ansurek died. I'm not saying they betrayed us but we are the scapegoats and the nerubians don't know we work with them.

>He slacked and didn't run ALL alts on mount runs
>Now he's doing it last 11 hours before reset
>JUST as his mount was about to drop the next time
>Now he risks either not getting it, or not sleeping

>>532211139
I want to understand how people erp. Do they stand in a corner with their TRP profile and wait for people to walk up to them?

RP has seemed too formal for me.

>>532211254
just post a kh2 gif without the /pol/ edit faggot

>>532211072
>>532211254
Actually I lied there's THREE in this ONE image
Holy fucking shit

for me, i dont give a shit about random mount drops
what a waste of time tbqh
every now and then you'll see a must have but besides that the only thing i care about as far as mounts are concerned are glad mounts
everything else is completely meaningless

>>532211382

>>532211381
Most people stand around and wait for attention because they're mortified of approaching first

Chads approach first. It's hard to get over the formalities and I agree that does hamper things a lot because you want to be enticing, but not an over-eager pest.

>introduce race of floating onaholes
>next to no porn of them
Complete failure expansion

My human holes are built for nelf women

>>532211587
There's nothing "chad" about erping you delusional faggot.

Retardin pally bricked my +8 floody

Now I'm doing a +7

I'm only 642 but I only accept 660+.

>>532211782
Cranky because nobody fucks with you aren't'cha

>>532211287
Dude there's an entire questline where the loyalists to the daughter flee the city and they directly say the forces in Nightfall are the loyalists that escaped. The nerubians in the city are not the ones making war in Hallowfall as of Nightfall.

>>532211843
Sending text messages in wow and calling it "fucking" is a major part of the delusion.

>>532211974
Yeesh. The human male doth protest overly much I fear

What healer is most fun in wkeys?

>>532212031
Fuck off and die, Maye.

I think enough time has passed since my tirade. What DPS class should I play if I want to learn M+?

>>532212047
Holy priest

>>532212146

>>532212159
Rogue, I guess, you can vanish in trouble and you're less likely to pull packs people are trying to skip, though I guess you might be asked to do cloak of shadows and you could fuck that up.

Ret pally has bubble but try not to retardspam aoe into packs not meant to be pulled.

Warrior might be a good choice desu, also less chance of fucking things up

mount drop buff is a myth

>try to think of literally any normal name on MG
>they're all taken

you niggers hoarding 100+ names on your accounts are annoying

>>532212563
What name do you want? I had to wait until TWW to get Mortalstrike.

>>532212563
>bro what the fuck do you mean all the basic real world names are taken on the biggest server on the oldest popular mmo

>>532212563
>t. wants the name "John"

>>532212621
Not one in particular but trying to get any normal name in the server is an absolute nightmare. Moonguard is at the point where you literally might as well use the random generated names in character creator.

>>532212159
You want something that brings a group utility.
So no retarded rogue (who needs to reset combat, otherwise they do shif for dps) or warrior that the other anon suggests.
Combat rez and lust are the main things.

My names are never taken because they are from my heart

>>532212512
Not this time, but it will the next, it always drops the next time. You have to believe, it won't if you blackpill and give up like this

>>532212563
I have 128 characters, like 90% of them on mg and I never had this problem, never takes me more than a couple tries to get a name, you just gotta expand your names to include more than Jon, John, Johnathan and Johnny

>>532212680
I don't need John but when I search for every name in a name directory for most english, german, french, etc names and they're all gone, it's a problem.
>>532212631
They're only taken because Moonguard is full of autists who figured out they could fill up all of their inactive accounts with names, RPers on there will literally have anywhere between 1-5 accounts, topped off with all 60 character slots, hoarding everything from "Bradford" to "Tissue" to whatever other race appropriate name you can think of. It's an absolute shitshow.

>>532212687
idk I usually have a pretty easy time with generic nounverber fantasy last names like Amberbraid or Greentower and shit like that

>>532212759
My Orc Shaman is literally the only one of his name in all of WoW.

And he just has an orky name.

>>532212870
>This game is a shitshow because my real life name is taken!
We don't want your retard ass here in the first place

>>532212846
You're a dumb bad faith faggot and deserve whatever you get.

>>532213031
????
can someone translate that blithering seethe for me plz

>>532213030
I'm not trying to get my real life name you dumb fucking coombrained faggot, get your fucking head out of your ass. You can search a wide variety of names for every single race and the amount that are locked away in some faggot's fifth account is astounding.

But given your faggotry i assume you're one of them and scrambling to deflect away from it.

>>532212047
hpal
mw is ok but im less fluent in mw so it lacks the punch that hpal does

>>532212687
>you literally might as well use the random generated names in character creator.
I have used the random name generator for almost every single character I've ever created. My death knight has my real name and that's it.

>>532213193
>IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU ARE A COOMER!!!!!
Holy fuck lol. Way to show your real colors there "Johnpaladin" hahahahha
Btw my charname is Mortalstrike, seethe

>>532213193
>Uses a "random name generator" like all the other uncreative cattle
>acts out when theyre all taken by the previous 10 million list using cattle.

lmao are you mad cus you can't name your paladin Anduril?

>>532213342
>DUHHH YOU JUST WANT YOUR REAL NAME
>wow you just assume im a coomer out of nowhere?

drink bleach

>>532212870
latin too
and the retards gaslighting you like you really want your rl name are all m*ye and m*ye dicksuckers

>>532213571
Yeesh
Thomashunter is mad

>>532212743
Give me a class that offers that utility. I don't know the game as well as you.

Get more creative with your character names, troglodyte. Screenshot of you, by the way.

>>532213808
TRVKE NVKE

hoots @ u

>my stock broke $150 this week
>$4000 has become $30000

Ain't shit drop. Dumb game.
But I shall not blackpill. Blackpill is the enemy. It is the mindkiller.

>>532213895

>>532213783
ret paladin basically has training wheels
faggots itt will try to gaslight you like its the easiest spec ever but the actual easiest classes ever dont have 15 defensives to bail their noob asses out
play ret
or dont because theres too many of us already
if you're not an idiot mage is almost as safe as paladin, its a fair degree more complex however
and hunter is just like mage but its less safe and far easier too play

God tier: Blood Elves who switched from fel to naaru
High tier: normal fel blood elves
Low tier: “high” elves who gave humans magic, tipping the balance of nature
Tree tier: junglebutt spear chucking night elves

>>532214013
cept ysera pants

>>532214179
Don't worry I took care of those. And do you see how Alexstrasza is looking longingly over her shoulder at me?

>>532213967
cheers, im having a drink for your success

>>532214232
I want to wear Yseras thong as a helmet

>>532214373
she doesnt wear panties
just btw

>>532214103
... But Ret is actually the easiest spec ever next to BM hunter lol

>>532214054
STUPID beast

>>532214013
My wife.

>>532213808
You are a desperate sad mad faggot, I literally do roleplay so your screenshot makes no fucking sense. This entire conversation has been you making up random shit because you're seething that *checks notes* I called out the fact you're sitting on 5 accounts of hoarded names so every new player or returning player looking to make an alt has to be named Zaskamawara.

You are worthless trash.

>>532214464
wrong
fury and bm are easier
and devastation is by far the easiest class out of any spec in the entire game and if you think otherwise you're just a retard thats regurgitating bullshit you picked up around the net

>>532214464
ret is really fragile if you dont know which utilities to use when.
like its rotationally very simple but its made of glass without active defenses up.

>>532214589
That was the first (you) you've received from me this thread, schizo. Grow an imagination.

>>532213783
>Lust
Hunter (ranged, pumps, but only dps spec)
Mage (ranged, pumps, only dps spec)
Shaman (ranged or melee, pumps, dps or healer)
Troonvoker (faggot class but devastation is supposedly retardproof while also pumping damage)
>Combat rez
Paladin (melee that pumps, also fairly shit tank and non-meta healer)
Death Knight (melee that pumps - unholy used to be all the buzz but in S3, frost is supposedly the big guy, can also tank, but it's shit)
Druid (literally all types possible, but boomkin is the ranged damage pumper)
Warlock also has brez and other utility such as gateway

I would go with hunter or paladin as the first choice and then mage or DK as the second.
You can always roll an alt if you want to get into tanking or healing.
In fact, due to how crafting works these days, it's preferable.

>>532214589
What name are you buttmad about not being able to get fag I wanna hear it.

Tell the class or you are a wimpering gape assed bitch nigger lying on the floor.

>>532214619
>fragile
>Bubble, Divine Protection, BOP, Shield of Vengeance, a stun, self heals
>Also has Sac and a Brez (not really personal defensives but you get my meaning)
Come on.

Ret is the best spec, this is an objective fact.

>>532214998
silence 3k in the last month noob, every class has stuns and self heals and you forgot lay

>>532214998
Meant for >>532214713 my bad

>>532215109
Mage doesn't
>But they can heal in ice block
With two talent points set in it.
The point is that yes other classes have similar tools, but Ret has far more and much more efficient uses of them

>>532214619
Take it from a nigger that plays Devoker in high keys and Holy Paladin too.
Ret Niggeradin is piss easy, it's literally the most watered down rotation, it's fun, but you barely do anything, you also have a fuckton of defensive CDs.

>>532214619
All but interrupt and autoattack is de facto ranged on ret.
You can literally stay away from the boss but keep attacking, no other melee can do that.
It has plethora of utility, too, just cause retards can't use (or don't even know they have it) is another thing.

>>532215335
>>532214998
like I said above ret gets melted if those actives are not available and you have to know which ones to use for what sort of soaking. BoP doesnt do shit against spells and if you do it against a mage in PvP all youve done is made him immune to you.

Paladin is not BAD and its rotation is very VERY simple, but its not as mindless as people make it up to be.
The ret-tard meme exists because of bad paladins fucking up and not using their very powerful kit, leading to a sudden, entirely avoidable death cus they got two shot by something.

Rets not inherently tanky the way that warrior or dk is tanky, its less durable than a warlock, or an eleshaman.

You have LoH, Bubble, BoP, SoV and DP. Three of those lock each other out. SoV and DP are very good on short CDs but warrior for example has a a defensive nearly as good as DP that you can just toggle on perma.

what did i do

>>532215536
Dude was asking about newbie friendly dps class to get into mythic+ btw
For which ret is more suitable than soem faggot warrior with... *check notes* a Battle Shout

>>532215784
named urselfie retardedpoop

>>532215510
This elicited an actual retard-tier belly laugh from me. Extremely fucking funny

>>532215536
>If your buttons are on CD or if you use them wrong you are in trouble
Wow. No way. Really? Stratholme has fallen........

Teasing aside I will agree that Warrior and DK are much tougher to take down than a Ret. A good warrior (with a good healer) is very hard to kill thanks to Ignore Pain. And I was talking more for M+ PVE and not PVP, but I see your point in that angle.

The point is Ret has INFINITE more useful buttons to press for a team's success compared to Warrior like >>532215824 is saying. This is not a "warrior bad, paladin OP" brownpost but I trust you get my meaning

>>532215513
>It has plethora of utility, too, just cause retards can't use (or don't even know they have it) is another thing.
which is why its not fair to say its the easiest class in the game, im glad we're on the same page.

>>532209150

>>532216453
It is, though.
It's a melee that attacks at range, its main damage CD is on 30 seconds cooldown, which leaves plenty of room for error, the universal bubble that prevents everything.
No other class is that newb friendly.

>>532212047
Mistweaver, although rsham is alright too. Don't care for priest much(both versions). R druid is supposedly fun but I haven't tried it in ages.

Prot paladin(fem tauren) or bdk(also fem tauren) for next season

>>532217131
Paladin. DK is still kinda rough tank wise.

Remember when ret paladins had a talent that would use bubble for them when they were at low health

>>532216939
>its main damage CD is on 30 seconds cooldown
nope thats just horseshit
final reckoning, divine hammer, and toll are all on minute cds
thats like saying dhs main damage cd is on a 40 second timer or devs is on a 20 second timer
its fine, you dont want to argue in good faith and are content to proliferate the circle jerk
nice talking to you, asshole

>>532212047
Voidweaver disc is fun in lower/mid keys.
Oracle is "better" but also kinda gay and not needed for normal people

>>532217561
>not needed for normal people
I got triple threat with disc and this is bullshit breh, you fucking negate si much damage.

>>532217398
You sound like some desperate retcuck main who can't come to terms with the fact that your spec is and always has been the designated noob retard spec.
All this "urm acskhully it's hard" is the prime example of that.

>>532217845
>moving the goal posts
i never said it was hard
you're dogshit nigger nobody asked for this faggot boy spec is far easier and you can kill yourself if you want to die on this hill
no class in this game is hard to play
if you think otherwise you are a sub 80 iq brown man that likes to dress up and call him self chastity while getting fucked in the asshole, is that you?
wouldnt surprise me in the least, lmfao

>>532217561
>>532217812
even with the nerfs?

>A random person in my RaF list hasn't subbed in 5 month and yet I keep getting RaF rewards for their sub

>>532217812
Putting your power word diaper shield on your quelthalas retard hunters is not needed in keys below like 14. VW is fine and fun in keys below that

>>532212870
I agree. I had a friend I did keys with who was much deeper into the RP community and some people actually have a second account to sit on names they might use one day (or to sale).
Blizz should get much more aggressive about releasing names on characters that are not being used.
I have a rp appropriate name on the realm and someone wrote me asking to buy it, I declined and then got spam whispered when I would log in I assume just trying to bait me into saying something reportable for a week or so then they gave up and moved on.
During one of the name releases I got the name of a flower and was surprised. A few months later that character had a letter from the "owner" literally threatening legal action if I didn't return it lol.

maye I know you get a lot of flak here but I just wanted to say thanks for making that commission to empirical smut. was edging for two and a half hours and decided to finish on the bare variant.
you're a real one, chief

Did you know? The Dracthyr are...

fuck all yall I need some irl pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI

>>532218432
Lol. That's what it's there for bro. Enjoy

>>532215536
kek this dude thinks ret paladins are fragile because retards forget to press bubble, but thinks most warriors are wasting two GCDs and sacrificing damage just to go into defensive stance?
Defensive stance can't even be considered a defensive cause ain't nobody ever using that shit.

>checkpvp my own guild
>90% of characters with rating are my own alts

>>532218023
>moving the goal posts
Yeah you are.
Dude was literally asking about noob friendly m+ dps spec.
Most will agree that's ret.
All this bullshit about being fragile outside of defensive cooldowns or even bringing up minigames is bullshit. inb4 "that wasn't me"

nobody thinks you're wasting anything but time if you think you're getting invited to a real key
lmfao

>>532214589
It's okay, here the name you wanted is free now
>>532215784

>>532218763
>its literally only one guy commenting about ret
i recommended ret you fucking nigger
literally kill yourself or go back
jfc

>BEST tank
>BEST dps
>BEST heal
>BEST transmog
>BEST animations
>BEST visuals
>BEST skills & abilities
>BEST lore
How did they end up making PALADIN the BESTEST class in the game? It is unbelievable.

>>532211072
I miss reading all the raunchy profiles, lot more people had stuff listed in there before the prudening..

>>532218983
Post mog

>>532218983

>>532219060
>Minigames

Ret paladins are always like this. Simultaneously saying they're not meta, they're weak, they always die, etc. But then also gloating how supposedly in-demand they are lol

>>532218897
NTA but i assume you recommended ret because it's the noob friendliest spec?

>>532219052

>>532219179

>>532219052

>>532219280
Sis what about the real bread and butter of the game? Pet battles

>>532219280
>raid
dead game mode

>>532219349
*purges you're evil*

>>532219412
>M+ tank tier list is a minigame!
>Raid is a dead game mode!
Well, that's the only two places prot paladin is applicable, so I guess you concede that prot is worthless

>>532219280
There's at least 25 Paladins somewhere that suddenly just felt a huge compelling to go bitch about unfair treatment, and they don't even know why.

>>532219481
Tyrael pet fucking sucks tho

>>532219537
Actually there's just one and he's typing on cooldown in this thread I fear.

>>532219345
uh oh based

lmfao
half of this thread is paladins but
>its just one
carry your ass back to >>>/r/eddit

>>532219493
Only thing prot paladin is good at is cheesing shuffle for wintrading, and even that is over come next season lmao

532219345
noshoe faggot troll
doesnt count
not real
kill yourself noshoe ape
kek
humanGODS win again

I’m leveling a ret paladin for the first time and I like it so much it’ll probably become my main. I do mostly solo content so no monogame and don’t care about people.

>>532219573
Me on the right, except that I'm a human male paladin

>>532219345
Who the fuck thought making that helmet plate was a good idea?
It should have been either available in different variants to everyone, or mail, for obvious reasons.

1800 get

>>532219824
>Warrior set
Warrior BULLS claim another victory

i've been trying to farm taeshalach forever... tragic...

>>532218514
which one is male again?

>>532219749
Yes, ret is the comfy retardproof ezmode, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
There were periods when they were bad, but now they even perform good, so there's no argument about that anymore.

>>532219923
It's a special kind of hell, man.

Over 60 kills across all my toons

>>532220152
try the LFR version too

Every item should be vendorable even if its just 1c

>>532220193
I know

>>532220252
mb, tragic indeed.........

Every time I go to Ardenweald, for some reason I can't help but think... I kinda wanna rub my balls on that grass.

>>532220379
I want to rub my cock on your feetpads

>>532220379
I'm grass

>>532219824
you've collected a lot of my pictures ive noticed you, that one is quite rare i've only posted it once a year ago...

>>532220628
I don't even know you
I just save worgs
Here's another one

How come the portal to dornogal is down in the reject basement?

>>532220987
is it in the rapper room

>>532219824

>>532220987
Same reason its in the back room for rejects in Stormwind.

>>532219345
there he is... the main character........

>>532221260
Massive holy worg....

>>532221853
Gnome POV.

>>532221942
I like horns as handlebars but...

>>532221942
The best part of this is that Cyd's just cool with it.

>>532221853
Will you find and destroy your evil wicked brother Metz, Cyd?

any gmodders

>>532222006
he just in for the gnussy on his neck

>>532220152
>>532219923
just wait for legion remix

What's the class fantasy for non-pandaren monks?
That they were taught by a pandaren?
Even paladins go through the effort of making lore for other races.

>>532222139

>>532220379
Your balls can rub against the grass aplenty while I prone-bone you into the dirt.

>>532222314
Yeah despite there being other types of monks, blizzard just went with pandas for everyone.
That's why they're not very popular, because it's all abotu the gaudy CHING CHONG PING PONG YOU RIKE?! style and green gas clouds.

>>532222314
Celestial Priests (plus shadow cause everyone meddles in darkness for some reason).
Everyone hunts.
Shado Pan are the enforcers of Pandaria, they follow the same disciplines but clearly not the same methods. Taoshi being a notable enough Rogue to be one of the main ones in the Order Hall is an example. So Rogues and Warriors.
Arcane magics are everywhere, Mages.
And apparently every race one day just decided they casually want to summon demons, so the excuse of some pandas just felt like it is as good as Tauren deciding to be Warlocks out of nowhere.

>>532222458
giwtwm

POST MEMEFOX

>>532222314
True monks originate solely from the Pandaren temples on either Pandaria or Shen-zin Su. These are the only places in the World of Warcraft that hold the teachings and host the masters that are capable of attuning monks to chi, allowing students to attain inner and outer peace. The only other way to become a monk, is to receive training from a monk that, themself, was trained at one of these temples. The further you stray away from the teachings of the masters, however, the less likely you are to become as capable as a well-trained master monk.

>>532222458

>>532222717
Dude asked about monks, fuck of with your cringe pandafaggot lore nobody cares about you fucking autist.

I'm heightmogged by a human what the hell

>>532223024
Oh, I read it the other way around.

>>532222314
Yes every monk even non pandas all become monks by training at the peak of serenity in pandaria. There is even a naruto style school in jade forest nearby.

Does anyone know if there's new battle potion / flasks and food in 11.2 or if we are safe to buy the old one for the next season?

>>532214927
I made a hunter. How do I know when I'm ready to start tanking?

>>532223064
Human male ret paladins have been jerking themselves off to this scene for over a decade

>>532223206
Height difference is kino so I accept that

>>532223136
>Yes every monk even non pandas all become monks by training at the peak of serenity in pandaria
Wrong. Every Pandaren temple, including the one on Shen-zin Su, has the ability to produce monks. Even Tian Monastery is a valid training ground for monks-to-be. Still needs to be a Pandaren temple, though.

>>532223254
;)

>>532223294
you are nothing more than my dungeon sex slave. use your 'moves' to give me good head, bitch

>>532222854

>>532223136
I was about to say explain the Scarlet Monestery, but I guess learning from a guy who learned from Pandas counts.

>>532223348

>>532223348
tfw no colossus bf

>>532223294
Yeah that's why i mentioned the jade forest school, i assume all the temples around pandaria are different schools that people train at, and then the most elite and impressive students get invited to the peak of serenity.

>>532222854

just wiped in a follower dungeon

Big bug

>>532223148
Literally when you feel like it.
As a tank in M+, you're expected to know the route and especially on lower keys, wrangle the retards that are the dps players.
Like when a hunter pulls an extra mob, 9/10 won't use feign death and misdirect, they will stay at max range and get hit, expecting you to rush in for help.
Leveling will literally not prepare you for endgame tanking, it's all braindead easy you can literally tank in dps spec all the way until 80, which is why it's best to check the game out first as a damage spec.

>>532223498
One fucky-wucky that doesn't fit into established lore is the Mag'har Orc Monk you fight in the Alliance version of Battle of Dazar'alor. She claims to have fought a lot of Draenei, but she couldn't possibly have been a monk before having had contact with Pandaren on Azeroth. Not sure how that one is explained.
>>532223616
Other way around. Peak of Serenity hosts students of all skill levels and races. Other temples are more restrictive in their selection. The Temple of the Jade Serpent, for example, only hosts Pandaren. And the Temple of the White Tiger requires a test of aptitude before being admitted. The Shado-Pan Monastery could be considered a temple of its own, with the heaviest restrictions placed upon its candidates. They only take in young Pandaren children during the Trial of Red Blossoms, where the cubs are subject to a trio of lethal, harrowing ordeals that will leave many of them dead. The ones who survive have the illustrious opportunity of joining the order.

>>532223498
>some post-mop gobbledygook
How do they explain Draenei monks, who have existed on a different planet millennia before pandas?

what to make my fem velf healslut

>>532224187
>post MoP
It was MoP itself, you idiot.

>>532224225
fem worg instead

>>532224307
Same thing, retard.

How fast will mop die?

>>532224187
>Be random Draenei warrior for thousands of years
>Meet Pandaren
>Become so infatuated with Pandaren culture that you stop being a warrior and start training in the ways of the Monk
Outsiders will never become grandmasters, but it is fun to watch them flounder.

>>532224386
>Meet a Pandaren
>She teaches you the way of the Jade Serpent
>Cum inside her
>Become Monk
Trvke...

What if in Mythic + the affixes dropped randomly from the trash mobs? And what if sub bosses dropped buffs for the party?

I think that would make m+ more fun.

>>532224386
I'm talking about the Draenor Auchenei monks as well as the Jed'hin or whatever the fuck they were called on Argus.

Will be funny seeing how many players will start dying to monks karma again.

>>532224515
This was how the Shrouded affix worked. Season 4 of Shadowlands. There was hidden, disguised Dreadlords scattered throughout the dungeon. Killing them gave your party a permanent buff (and you chose what the buff was).
You'd re-route your dungeons to optimize trash% with Dreadlord buffs for optimization.

It was fucking kino and I want it back so bad.

>>532224515
That would make for an interesting side event, kinda like what brawls are in minigames.

>still no dungeon tuning
>still no decent class tuning with half of tier sets not working

>>532224586
>Draenor Auchenei monks
Fight with weaponry instead of their fists. Different kind of "monk". No connection to Chi, no inner or outer peace.
>Jed'hin
WoW wiki tells me:
>Jed'hin was a sport practiced by the eredar, a tradition lost during the draenei's long journey. Grand Artificer Romuul describes it as "ritual combat" and "the old ways."
Just a different form of hand-to-hand combat, unrelated to monks.

I tire of shitters on the forums. And shitters in the game. I wish they would buy 20 years each to keep the game going and then get permabanned. Even if I am among them, it would please me immensely to know they suffer.

>>532224823
Draenei men also work their aggression out wrasslin.

>Add currency tab
>Some currencies still go in your bags because fuck you or whatever

>>532224823
I'm not gonna argue with some panda obsessed autist, my point is it's retarded that blizzard retconned any other form of monks and insisted on keeping only the stupid fat mouthbreathing chinkoid smelly panda type as the definitive version, which is why they will never be popular.

>>532224515
You want to know how mythic+ actually gets fixed?
step 1: combat addon removal
step 2: continue to make mechanics simpler and more readable
step 3: less bullshit trash mobs and make killing all mobs a 100% requirement to prevent mob skips being a thing
step 4: make a few minor variations of each dungeon like delves have, the variation is randomized when you start
step 5: solo queue

>>532224823
>Fight with weaponry instead of their fists. Different kind of "monk". No connection to Chi, no inner or outer peace.
Somehow different paladin types are okay - blood knights or the so-called sunwalkers.
Hunters can be "sharpshooters" for sake of gnomes and other such copes.
Priests can be "battle medics", again as a cope for other races.
Rogues can be ninjas or pirates...
But monks, for some reason, can only be Pandas with Chi.
Yeah, sounds retarded enough.

>>532225175
>it's retarded that blizzard retconned any other form of monks
They clearly didn't, judging by your own examples. They just aren't the same kind of monk. Chen Stormstout was the first monk showcased in the Warcraft setting, by the way. That was in Warcraft 3. Non-Pandaren monks are the retcon, not the other way around. Now seethe about Pandaren superiority some more, outsider.

>>532225352
>step 5: solo queue
Noose yourself zoomblack

>>532225352
>killing all mobs a 100% requirement
Bullshit.
Just make it clear what mobs you want players to kill.
>solo queue
Um okay I thought we were talking actual game, not reddit memes.

>>532224586
Bro the Jed'hin on Argus was literally just a star wars jedi joke. It was just a quest where you had a light saber duel.

IT'S OVER

i think i miss my in-game girlfriend that i had in 2009 bros...

>>532225623
I'm sure he's not thinking of you at all.

>>532225521
>Just make it clear what mobs you want players to kill.
Yeah that's what this would do, you cut out the part where i said less bullshit trash mobs. I want them to reduce the amount of trash in the dungeon and only include the relevant mobs they want players to kill.

Not my fault if you retards can't handle the inevitable solo queue.

is priest heals still good next season?

>>532225608
Great, the meta is now DH tank - Disc - Arcane - Frost DK - MM Hunter

getting 1800 and the elite set should give the full regular set too.

Its so annoying to have to keep farm conq on a character when Ive already got the 1800 set becasue I got rating before getting full gear.

>>532225670
They made Oracle even better with the new tier sets, discipline will be great again but holy got no healing buff at all it will be just okay.

https://www.wowhead.com/item=152841/felglow-mana-ray

THERE IT IS DOOD

JUST NEED 1 MORE MOUNT AND DONE

https://www.wowhead.com/item=152843/darkspore-mana-ray

Remember, nu-blizzard copies marvel nowadays. Xalatath is basically Silver Surfer i'm not kidding, now you know where the direction is heading

i finally got something from this godforsaken event

>>532218543
The same song plays as you suck in some bomb or whirlwinding mob in into your groups face mid dungeon

>>532226729
YOOOOOOOOO JUDGMENT CROWN

>>532227026
i had it already, but it is indeed one of my top helmets

>>532219280
How is this real? Dk sucks at mug'zee and gally

>>532225608
That's not what release means in this context lmao

troon

buff prot paladin

Templar’s Verdict damage increased by 10%.
Divine Arbiter damage increased by 25%.
Judgment damage increased by 30%.
Blade of Justice damage increased by 15%. Does not affect Blade of Vengeance or Expurgation.
Crusading Strikes damage increased by 30%.
Highlord’s Judgment damage increased by 30%.
Empyrean Hammer damage increased by 10%.
Hammer of Light primary target damage increased by 5%.
Fixed an issue causing Divine Toll Judgments to deal 80% increased damage instead of 100%.

RETGODS ARE SO BACK

>>532226702
>Oli Welsh, a journalist from Eurogamer who interviewed Chris in 2011, noted that even back in his office at Blizzard, there were many superhero figurines: Thor, Captain Marvel, Captain America, and others. Oli described it this way: "The more sincere, the better. No Batman or Wolverine." However, as will become clear from the following quotes, Chris is very fond of Wolverine. In that same interview, he explained his love for comics:

>"My first love was comics, and I grew up on these big, giant comic book universes about superheroes. They radiate heroism. No matter what the problem is, there remains this intimate contract with the reader that good will prevail. It's about battle, self-sacrifice, and heroism. I think all of this took root in me very deeply when I was a child, so maybe I'll never grow out of it. Not that I want to. I like these kinds of stories."

>>532227930
Didn't you just get done crying about how weak and defenseless you are for hours on end
even weeks on end if memory serves

>>532227967
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how do we improve the erp community

>>532228109
Kill it

>warlock doesnt know what summoning stone is

>retarded turdie doesn't know what flying mount and pressing W is

>Classicboomers have psychotic mental breakdowns because Delves exist

gamers, i wanted to tank some dungeons for my girlfriend's boyfriend, but i dont know the routes and people with laugh at me and will be bullying me. what do?

>>532228596
>girlfriend's boyfriend,
Isn't that you buddy?

>>532228596
delve

>eu hours
>thread completely dies
nice thread eutroons

>>532228706
but i wanted some good purple gear and delves are so boring to do

/wowg/, you ARE azeroth's greatest champions

test

>>532228930

>The Wrynns have a predilection for long hair.
literally the official lore, Anduin won't return to Stormwind until he grows his hair back

>>532228930
Was the lich king just magni in disguise

Is 4chin down or what? Unable to post, error messages keep popping up

another week another dollar

>>532229128
mazed

>>532229089
Yeah, managed to make one post, didn't get any (You) when people replied, after that none of my posts went through in past hour.

is mop classic wonning or is osrs wonning even more?

>>532229424
>one is an actual game the other is a glorified flash game

>>532228842
>amerifats doxxing 4coom again because they are afraid of supreme and highly-intelligent european masterminds
classic

>>532229424
both are winning bigly

>>532226029
I will simply play BM hunter

>>532229724
and retail?

>>532229797
It's also winning. Only dead jap games are losing.

>>532229797
it has won long time ago

>>532229638
I DDOS 4chan just to make it look like Europe's fault and call the thread dead because of them.

did they add ultimate skill to Miss Pandaria?

>>532229979
Aha! Got you now!

what the fuck is happening in the auction house

>>532224187
Mojo Stormstout

>>532211294
all i really care about now is invincible

Was the guldan mount drop bug fixed or is it even bugged for sure?

>>532224586
Same deal with Northshire monks I guess.

>wanna play moppo
>dont wanna level at all
back to retail mountmogcheevoing

>>532214013
what the fuck you got texture on your game my shit looks like playdoh

>>532230926
I use this video for settings
Your mileage may vary
https://youtu.be/-vR6nJLLoe4

>>532230926
what about mine

>>532226135
HURRR GIB ME FREE STOFF PL0X
Found the brazilian

>>532231018
b8

What is some Dubai class?

>>532232408
ret pal
all jeets

>>532231018
this is how chuds feel when putting on glasses for the first time. sheeeeeeet

the goblin is spawning, what are you doing

>>532232408
dh

>>532232503
Nothing as I'm done with the event

>>532232537
Yeah especially VDH feels like a fad.
Hope they ruin them in Midnight.

>>532232503
Getting bullied by a fempera

nice

>>532232481
>be -6/-6 chud
>optician recommends bifocal/multifocal glasses or whatever it's called in burgertongue
>ok sure
>worst shit ever, can only see sharp in the very center of the glasses, and my natural focal point is in the upper half of the glasses
finna crash out and get lasik

>vdh is meta tank again
>every other tank will be excluded again

I SLEEP

1950

>>532233203
everything is usable for the level you are likely to get to
max vault its only +10 and any class can do that

>>532232538
Varian and Anduin are so lucky..

where did kael'thas go wrong

>>532223206
They rightfully got HUMILIATED by Legion.
Tirion was stolen glory faggot

>>532233886
trusted the future to some blind, half-night elf mongrel

>have to use an add-on for looting mobs

>>532233886
he went wrong by not giving me his bird

>>532234010
>Addons help you do things
>No problem
>Addon helps you do thing
>Problem
Stupid frogtroon

>>532233886
From the start of his stupid campaign in WC3.

>>532234202
I shouldn't have to use an add-on for this if Blizzard just fixed auto looting

>>532218983
McConnell please dude. I thought you were GTAVO only now.

>>532234202
sometimes I forget we are playing a game made by Bethesda Entertainment, where base game needs to be fixed by mods and addons. uh silly me.

BUSSIN mog

how it feels to tank m+

Thoughts on big voidwalker's theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqsYiQYpYTc&ab_channel=Wowhead

>>532234848
it's good

>>532234293
just admit you dont actually know what you're complaining about retard.

>>532234986
You're the only who's very obviously not even playing the game if you haven't noticed the auto looting bug

>>532234848
useless slop and low effort parody to a REAL masterpiece:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waVSu4adDM

>>532225101
subhumans kept kvetching there were too many currencies so they made some physical objects

>>532235163
Kino

>>532235163

>>532235053
you're probably arguing with one of the people that haven't played in a decade yet still stick around the general thread for ???? reasons

zero excuse for blizzard to not fix autoloot failing every third time

boring ahh fight

the story of amirdrassil could have been beautiful... if the night elves didn't have a fucking nordrassil since forever??

>>532235424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubFqs-oJ5Q

>>532235424
holy moly....

>ummmmmmm looting doesn't work
And they just expect us to believe that

>>532235917
Some old bosses that loot from a chest or drop off screen I've had a couple looting issues that won't let me do them, but they still end up in my mail.
Otherwise I haven't seen or heard of any 'looting' issue.

>>532235163
cuckold

>>532234294
kennie hands typed this post. i can see your belly and moobs jiggle from here, fatso

>>532236046
its barry or ralph

>>532207574 (OP)
love wowg anons so much!!!

>>532236025
There's an inbuilt delay whose sole reason is to play the animation of items sliding and fading one by one.
Sometimes, when there's a lot items, it might skip an item for whatever reason, so you have to loot it again.
You can install an addon that skips all the animations and just loots the items.
That's it, that's the whole problem these retards have with it.

>>532236128
wrong
>barry
the troon game is dead, barry's job is finished. wow won and he's resting to the sunshine of a grateful universe for he is vindicated and victorious.
>ralph
dead from the trans surgery axewound.

technically speaking
legion mounts dont have to be farmed in collectors bounty since theyll be buyable in remix right?

>>532236025
>>532236241
I'm not these anons but I often get a problem where I click and the menu pops up but nothing gets looted as if I don't have autoloot on. No I didn't click the modifier key that temporarily disables autoloot.

Why are these actual schizos pretending auto loot bug isn't a problem? What an truly bizarre and random thing to just gaslight about

>>532236305
I want to give you a wrong answer to troll you but I don't know the correct answer myself so I might end up giving you good advice.

where is retail RP done now? Moon guard inn is EMPTY

Belf chads, do we still swim in green pussy?

we got 6 elixirs in at 3am very nice

>>532235917
just click the boss twice or get it in your mail you stupid whiny dumb nigger of al; the dumbest niggers

>>532236241
Wow, big fucking nothing of an issue that usually resolves just by rightclicking a corpse again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxfQPBItFfE

...sisters?

>>532235424
>>532235863
Panda women are so thick and curvy. And their faces are cute as heck. It's a shame the ones on NA are batshit psycho freak-out crazy. Living landmines.

>>532236814
>british or whatever stupid accent
opinion discarded immediately with only three mispronounced words

>>532236917
>It's a shame the ones on NA are batshit psycho freak-out crazy. Living landmines
Not if i fix them. Where you see chaos, i see an opportunity. The road doesn't pave itself for you, you have to pave it. It's worth trying. Thank you for letting me know of this, i know what my destiny is now, the steps i shall follow. Not to my doom, but salvation, because i know i can fix her...

>>532237070
>frogpost
opinion discarded immediately with only one image

>>532224678
>You'd re-route your dungeons to optimize trash% with Dreadlord buffs for optimization
christ I'm glad I didn't play tank then

>>532237120
>copying vocabulary
opinion discarded

>>532223348

i don't particularly fancy the recolors that much, nor have i participated much with treasure goblins, but what are your rankings from best to worst so that i may consider getting the ones that look the best

>>532237301
best is DK and priest
worst is shaman

>>532236814
Archvaldor has never been wrong not even once.

>>532237301
>best
DK, Warr
>okay
Shaman, Rogue

Didn't like Monk at first, but then I found out the boots, belt, shoulders and gloves go well with the blood troll chest and legs.

Paladin is literally the worst.

Don't care much about the rest.

>login to missis of pandaria
>no rotation assistant
>uninstall

>POV: You are a shortstack
>>532237115
By "Batshit psycho crazy" I meant most of them are mentally deranged men. But good luck. Maybe you'll find one you can rescue.

>>532237301
I don't like any of them, but I will throw a little highlight at the Hunter set for FINALLY being a tolerable colouration on armour that every variation of has just been so awful on the eyes.

Still shit design though.

>>532237301
you can get them all in a day or two. quit looking for constant validation you annoying spic piece of shit. quit ruining the entire internet.

>>532237826
>You are a shortstack
No, I'm just leaning down threateningly.

>>532238054
I suppose a more apt description is "POV: you are threatening me with a knife"

>>532237919
Based

>>532237301
Best set is the Evoker one too bad the class itself sucks and you'll never really the mog

>>532237301
monk and warlock are good

why dont wow players use overhead prayers lmao

>>532239069
We actually have to play our game. Sorry brown.

>they put the average mazed rat as a mount in the game

>>532219280
Paladin is the perfect bitch tank

>>532239119

>>532239164
Ancient times.

I don’t know if I should play mop or just play season 3 with the retail gods instead

>>532239164
>tfw my dial-up is still downloading it

>>532239497
im waiting for the mop reremix

Why do brown people tend to play rogue or warrior

>>532239593
Every brown person i know played mage, the biggest white racist were warriors

>>532239497
retail and wait for 1337gen remix

>>532239641
>, the biggest white racist were warriors
Lol sure Youssef

>>532239069
Protection from Grooming isn't in the game

do black people play wow?

>>532239593
I thought warrior was a class mainly played by britbongs

>>532233886
He disobeyed Garithos.

>>532207810
Shut the fuck up. Their models are just bloodelves with blue eyes and different haircuts. We have too many same looking races already.

>>532239798
>britbongs
>brown
exactly

>>532239798
point still stands then doesnt it

They should bring back Warlords of Draenor shadow priest

>>532215109
>Imagine pushing further than 3k
Why? You get the highest rewards with 12s, why go further?

>>532239785
exclusively

>>532240109
so youre black.

Classic TW today

>>532239928
What are you then?

>>532240109
THEY PLAY GTA AND NBA

>>532240229

>>532240357
neat

i think class content creators tend to be a good representative how average main looks like

I'm good Requis

>>532224064
>routes
I hate that concept so much.

>>532240576
ok grandpa

>>532240524
>average warrior is white right wing american
>average paladin is brown autist
>average mage is asian and clueless about real life
>average hunter is a woman

>>532240576
>boomer tory who prolly doesnt even own an a to z

>>532240639
What makes it so engaging though? I would rather reduce the overall trashpacks and demand a full clear instead of copy&paste runs.

>>532240432
Pandafag slopper?

>>532240870
being efficient

DIE

>i le hate le furyes xDD
Dumb newzoomer

>>532240870
>I would rather reduce the overall trashpacks and demand a full clear instead of copy&paste runs.
I'm sure you do. Tell us again how you used to gank people on your undead rogue while listening to Metallica and drinking Mountain Dew, unc.

>UH I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO WHERE I WANT AND STILL TIME THE M+ DUNGEON
why are boomers so hopeless

>I would rather reduce the overall trashpacks and demand a full clear instead of copy&paste runs.

This set is BUSSIN fr

>When I actually have to know which way to go in a dungeon to time the key
OH NO NO NO

ok hear me out, how about this:
>timer is very lenient with extra bonuses for clearing fast
but
>you cannot release, can only be resurrected by another player
>full party wipe kicks you out of the instance and bricks the key

>remove timer
problem solved

>>532241478
Lets be honest here. Most of us copy the routes instead of creating them ourselves.

How about this:
>No timer
>Clear the dungeon, you win
>Don't clear the dungeon, you lose
And then you just make the enemies way stronger.

did anything happened to mythic jaina? I seem to be doing very little damage on my level 70-75 alts that the fight take several minutes

>>532241673
NOOO I ACTUALLY DO ALL OF THAT ON MY OWN
I ALSO THEORYCRAFT MY CLASS/SPEC MYSELF
I WOULD NEVER EVER !!!! COPY SOMEONE ELSES SHIT

>>532240750
>>532241210
>>532241271
>>532241351
Utterly insane how someone simply having an opposing thought sends retards like this into a samefagging shitposting frenzy.

>>532241673
Oh god if most of us copy routes instead of holding down W im really worried for the average player here

>brooooo m+ should just be like every other heroic 5 man

>remove timer
>streamers are now pushing 50s
>bosses take half an hour to kill

>>532241898
I genuinely dont understand why we have routes, really. Most of us just copy the "pug friendly" route and be done with it. Why the hassle? As I said, just reduce the amount of trash bit demand a full clear.

>>532242028
And? They'd drag their ball sacks through molten lava if it meant getting +1 rio

mfw when you see horny perverts come drooling over you for 3rd time in valley of the 4 winds.

>>532242128
You have a very common sense take and i agree with it. I'm convinced the guy sperging out is a pajeet or something, only someone brown would be so adamantly retarded.

>>532240870
>demand a full clear
Not this stupid shit again.

>>532241932
Yes, most of us copy the routes. Ive healed countless dungeons between 10s and 13s and nearly every dungeon played out the same. Same routes, same strats.

>>532116372
>>532116663
What the hell is this mythic key thingy I have no idea what that is
t. casual newfag

>>532228109
make more people play as little sluty lolis

>150 mobs in the dungeon
>need to kill 75 mobs to get 100% count
OR
>75 mobs in the dungeon
>need to kill 75 mobs to get to 100% count
Ask Blizzard to stop making giga aids packs that you have to skip

>>532242463
It is end-game 5 man dungeon content. You get a "key" to start the dungeon and have a set timer to complete it. There are affixes to increase the scaling difficulty.

>>532241898
you're seething lmao

>>532242331
I've done countless 10-12s and basically any direction you could go in has been done in my groups. In 3 of the dungeons they don't even give you a choice

>>532242503
For me, Ive never saw the right area of the priory. that place doest exist in my runs.

>>532242676
>she never skipped a spider in mechagon

Only example where removing timer would work was if
>lust is on charges like combat rez
>killing a boss adds a charge
>all classes have long combat CDs that are lowered at reasonable pace if you keep attacking

>>532242503
This is the first time I've seen someone use those fucking glasses appropriately in a transmog. Every other time it's just a giant "I'm a troon" sign.

>>532242747
literally yes I never have, the route is W straight line, no skips

>>532242878
poop monkey
you will never get a title

>>532242530
Okay thanks, didn't know that

>>532242951
I literally never intended to retard. I get to 3k r.io and stop because im not mentally ill

200 timed keys and no title to show for it
brazilian poop monkey

I WILL CALL HE MONKEY THAT WILL SHOW HE

>>532243072
Nta but pushing further than 3k is mental retardation. You already get the best rewards at 12s.

How the fuck is someone He/They
Or She/they
Don't even get me started on "He/Him & They/Them"
How are you both a binary gender but also a non-binary one
This shit doesn't make any sense dude I hate these motherfuckers

>>532243224

>he uses a pre mop mog
>he uses a pre mop title
>he uses a mount which he got when it wasnt relevant content anymore
>he doesnt have the mop cm sets
>he doesnt have the wod cm weapons
>he doesnt have AT LEAST all mage tower appearances for the class he mained during legion

>>532243324
Maybe there are two people living in their head

>>532243785
>Genderqueers have voices in their head
Y'know anon, you might just be onto something.

>>532243759
>he uses a pre mop mog
I don't
>he uses a pre mop title
I don't
>he uses a mount which he got when it wasnt relevant content anymore
I don't
>he doesnt have the mop cm sets
I do
>he doesnt have the wod cm weapons
I do
>he doesnt have AT LEAST all mage tower appearances for the class he mained during legion
I do

>>532243759
>projecting

>>532243959
found the cuckold

No one would use the CM sets if they were released today btw

>want to practice dps spec for rare chance tank spot it taken in keys
>decline
>decline
>decline
>decline
>decline
alright fine, i'm sorry for trying new things

>>532244210
>it taken
is taken*

>>532244183
The warrior set Golden Lion is still the best warrior set in the game though

>>532243759
>he uses a pre mop mog
I don't
>he uses a pre mop title
I don't
>he uses a mount which he got when it wasnt relevant content anymore
I am my own mount
>he doesnt have the mop cm sets
I was deployed to Afghanistan, you win this one
>he doesnt have the wod cm weapons
Again deployed, you win
>he doesnt have AT LEAST all mage tower appearances for the class he mained during legion
I do have these

>>532243914
>>532244295
>retards self reporting they use a post mop title
LMAO

>>532244327
the Key Master goes hard as fuck and you are mad... and bald! lol!

>maye and poopmonkey in a single general

>>532243759
>he uses a pre mop title
You don't use dragonslayer?

>>532244327
I use a title you don't have thoughever
>>532244378
>and bald!
You owned him

>>532244210
Act like an adult and do your own key.

>>532244452
I use a title that you don't have and is pre mop

I kinda feel like this generals are others have gotten alot more schizophrenic over the years? What is the cause of it? Is it all danuser kino?

>>532244534
Legion Class hall titles are the only ones that matter

... you DO have your legion title, right anon?

... anon...?

>>532244528
>spend 20 minutes+ getting it to fill as a solo dps especially late season
why do people still parrot this advice?

>>532244592
Yeah? Those are just basic questlines why wouldn't I have them?

>>532244534
Such as?

>>532244631
>spend 20 minutes+
Not my case.

I'm gonna be a rider for ubereat in order to pay my sub. I hope I will still be able to play WoW at night.

>>532244685
You don't have it

>>532244552
its barry

>>532244327
WoD pvp building titles were kino.
Still using "the Butcher".

>>532244692
and exceptions prove the rule
i'm genuinely glad you don't have issues

I GOT IT

>>532244686
Death's Demise is my favorite. Hand of A'dal is a cool one too i like to throw that on during BT timewalking.

nan stays in the cage until i get GMOD

You like this. In fact, you want more of this.

>>532244870
Maybe you should work on your mount count instead of wasting your time in M+ sis
Remember, MOUNTMOGCHEEVO is ETERNAL while your stupid score is FLEETING

>he actually wants timers in M+

>>532244953
i want (you) to die
in wow, minecraft and in real life

>>532244953
>hidden toes
show them puppies

>>532244953
gym women who take steroids

>>532245057
>*feigns death*
>you're an npc so you fall for it
>>532245080
no

>>532244953
A blind person made this transmog

This isn't a shitpost
This is just me being sad I'm too dumb to play arcane or fire mage even though I think they look cool
Bullying me is allowed

>>532244958
I did an ok job this expansion, should be able to keep up to most of them

>>532245228
Arcane is ezpz though what do you need help with

>>532245260
I thought I was supposed to build 4 arcane charges and then send barrage, which seems easy enough, but there's apparently 13 conditions on when to send barrage and I just don't understand

>>532245413
You are, and you should also try to use 2 Barrages for every Missiles you cast to benefit from Nether Precision

>>532245228
download hekili and press the buttons

>>532245594
I'm going to try again on dummies
>>532245640
I want to know why I'm pressing buttons, not play guitar hero, but ty

https://www.wowhead.com/item=198654/otterworldly-ottuk-carrier

500 mounts gives you aquatic flying mount

>all these posts about removing m+ timer
okay so which e-celeb suggested it?

>>532245707
And it sucks

I wanted to go do visions on my hunter but I had none of the options when talking to the hourglass or the elf what do?

>>532245228
kys

>>532245784
Me

>>532245693
>Evocation
>Missles
>Orb
>Arcane Surge
>Barrage -> Touch of the Magi while it's in the air -> Barrage
>Missles
>Arcane Blast (To pop Magi's Spark)
>Barrage
>Orb for more charges

>>532245985
ty

>>532246127
Happy to help fren

>>532245693
>I want to know why I'm pressing buttons
then read the descriptions retard

>>532241812
>want to try figuring out a build on my own
>all the talents are described in vague terms with no proper hard numbers
>choose between "you have a chance to do damage" or "you have a slight chance to do great damage"
I sure feel big brained doing this and not consulting a guide

night elves are only good in porn
their models are shit
their animations are shit

>>532246374
let's not forget this game sometimes having bait talents

>>532246421
old NE male bow animations were kino

>>532246527
Why is this bad

>>532245693
>I want to know why I'm pressing buttons
Basic reading comprehension works but sounds like you dont have it.

>>532246570
If you aren't below max hp you probably aren't tanking for one and therefore dont need the talent.

>In this game female warlocks are still called "warlock" and not "witch"
bugs the heck out of me.

>>532246952
troon

>>532246952
Well BFA decided to differentiate Witches and Warlocks now, so tough luck.

I remade my Evoker
Except he's now a mage apprentice or something (I'm too lazy to design a new one)

>enhance sham
>ww/brewmaster monk
>ret paladin
>fire/arcane mage
is my warband based or cuck

>>532247245
if 0 males then cuck

>>532247173
looks unstraight

>>532247173
He looks cool

>>532247307
male orc shaman
fem gob monk
fem human paladin
fem troll mage

>>532247173
Looks like a faggot

>>532247360
Acceptable

>>532247327
>>532247464
He loves women and assfucks grown ass men like you
>>532247351
Thank you

>>532245256
What website is this?

>>532247562
>Relationships with women
>Sex with men
I got news for ya.

>>532247173
>unironically designing your t(r)oon to look like a zesty ass jeet

>>532247593
Simple armory

If delves and follower dungeons have proved anything it's that the NPCs are capable of handling the mechanics at least to M+0. Why not just enable this for people who don't want to group or want to try out a new spec?

>>532247721
no

>>532247664
He looks like a faggot jert irl

>nothing to do for months
>new wow season and new poe2 league days apart
RETARDS

>>532247596
I'm the faglord bro
>>532247781
>>532247664
I do
Report to Goldshire to get redeemed ASAP

>one tick leveling my rogue
>slowly realise the class is shit

>>532247562
>and assfucks grown ass men like you
Interesting choice of words for your zesty looking """straight""" character

>>532247751
nice key you have there, be a shame if someone bricked it

>go afk
>game logs me out
is this 2006? literally the game is full of outdated idiotic rules like the dungeon limit etc

>>532248110
my bad I thought i was in the runescape general

>>532248251
you are
HEY HOW ABOUT THAT...ONE BOSS WHERE YOU JUST...CLICK AND POINT AND CLICK AND CLICK EH, LADS?

>>532248110
didn't know server bandwidth became infinite in 2007

>can't let classes have strong playmaker skills because then wfr guilds might feel 'forced' to stack those classes
imagine allowing your class design to languish in this sad state for over a decade

>>532248647
>strong playmaker skills
found the football fan

could a monkey time a key?

>>532248709
Dota actually

>>532248991
Judging by my groups they do it exceedingly often

>>532248991
M+ was first conceived of when someone at Blizzard heard the saying about an infinite number of monkeys doing the same thing over and over an infinite number of times

>>532245017
i just cant get this bitch long eyebrows in any prompts ffs
how

>>532248991
We'll find out when they add playable hozen

>>532248991
He monke

I think there should be a gorilla form for guardian druids

game is dead bros

>>532249368
>he doesn't know

>>532249368
That'll be the human druid tank form.

>>532249368
There should be a monkey form for feral and you use weapon plus biting

>>532247721
NPCs are just programmed bots. Bots were already doing questing, gathering, battlegrounds, arena games, dungeons, and raids. If they will ever enable their bots to run around in open world and use llms to generate chat replies - it would be impossible to tell the difference with average wolro worco player.

Every spec for every class should have an orang form

>>532249214
that was when they moved D3 people into WoW people

>>532249516
If you let a player run a raid with bots all speaking english it might start giving them... dangerous ideas.

>>532249639
grifts were better because you just ran in any direction you wanted and at 100% the boss came to you.

>>532249657
>joined bot raid
>tfw they vote kicked me

I genuinely might be the best enhance shaman in europe

>>532249902
You're probably the only one in Europe

i havent done an underwater delve and i never ever will

>>532249657
I already ERP with an AI chatbot and lemme tell you it's both terrific but also has severely lost its luster after like three months.
Despite this, it's still vastly more literate, more engaging and also you can make your own desireable character instead of havign to sift through gorillions of Futas and Femboys

>>532250015
Why? They're fun and good

>>532250074
the one where you get the goomba stomp boots is fun

>>532207574 (OP)
.

>>532207804
>>532208410
sexo

>>532245985
Night's over. Morning in these woods.

>>532245985
my favorite night elf on the right

>>532250482
Fucking good way to relax after threading arrows between ghoul eyes all night...

>>532248991
Humans are monkeys, so yes.

>>532250140
I haven't tried that since ai dungeon went woke.

>>532250482
>this made it throb
oh no

>>532248991
Karl was uniornically right about the whole infinite monkeys writing shakespear thing
It wouldn't happen

>blatant erp in the thread again
na hours folks

>>532215784
>retardedpoop name change
Not only do I assume they find retard offensive but I know any form of poop is now against the rules too. during the big streamer classic bullshit one streamer named his guild Guanogang and it was reported and changed for violating the rules cuz Guano is poop
>game has poop quests btw

>>532250482
That's a little too hardcore for me.

i wish wow had more skills like osrs

>>532250689
>a single post of a short webm is erp
Yeah, lots of that happening right now.

>>532250835
>GUYS MY TRANNY PORN IS ON TOPIC OK!

>>532250589
zugling factory

>>532250689
>complaining about board culture
go back to 9gag

>>532251048
>board
>culture
dumb troonspeak im sure

>>532251231
>Seething because people post WoW related content

532251279
>532251279
532251279

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wow releated content is gay man porn

>>532251335
uh oh its having a melty

>>532251414
YOU POSTED TROON PORN IN THE THREAD YOU GOONER FREAK OF COURSE IM MAD WTF IS WRONG WITH YIOU

>>532251335
>>>porn
Unmodded, unedited ingame models animated in front of each other.
Oh the fucking horror. Tame as fuck compared to some other shit posted.

neighbor is smoking weed again
disgusting subhuman

>>532251585
bless his virgin eyes

>guild has 5 shamans
>they are all healers

>>532244378
key master makes you sound like a key holder for a sissy

>the ret experience

>>532251821
>I see a title in-game and I think of penises

>>532251821
LMAO
SUCH a cuckold title

is there still time to get that stupid infinte pirate drake mount?

I'm about to get mastery of the time ways for the first time right before reset

>undead is a playable race
when was last time you seen one

>>532252127
No you're fucked until the next turbulent timeway

you have NO idea how good this feels, anons
after all these years, 500+ attempts, its finally mine
god bless collectors bounty
i used to drool over this when i was little and started playing
fuck you kael'thas, you yapping cunt, i have your phoenix birbjhkad

doesn't count, didn't earn it
kek
retard

>>532252181
plz be false

>>532252127
Fraid not friend.

It's impressive.
Aysa is such a good girl that I almost forgive her for being a bear.

then
>damn i sperged out and replied to him 3 times, he trolled me good
now
>damn i sperged out and replied to him 3 times, i'm controlling the narrative so hard right now

/pol/ was a mistake

>>532252345
You are 1/5 and they are releasing the patch in 2 weeks
Do the math

I think I'll learn the dances in release order, I've mastered most of the vanilla race dances but they get a bit more complex as time goes on
Dracthyr will be my magnum opus

>>532252127
Just remember it's NOT FOMO if it returns in {unspecified time}

Is the game up from maintenence, yet?

>>532252181
when is these pls

>>532252281
You'll use it for 2 hours and realize how shit it is

sylvanASS

>>532244552
Schizophrenia is better content to be screencapped for Twitter posts than normal discussion.

>>532252281
so cute <3 omg im so happy for you anon!!! heres a gift for you as congrats smile will you?
https://files.catbox.moe/1remse.png

>>532247173
Looks like a persian prince.

Needs jd vance edit.

>>532252127
After this reset, there will only be two more timewalking (I think)

>>532252774
submissive and breedable

>>532252281
hell yeah

Why'd they choose the absolute worst dungeons for legion and wod timewalking. I spammed tw so much during the tbc and mop week, wod and legion I do not touch.

>>532252915
You can tell they started designing Legion dungeons around M+

>>532244870
>400 mounts
Damn, I only have 300.

>>532252915
It's like they purposely chose the worst, least fun and most reviled ones on purpose. I was going to do TW just for the loot but saw it was Legion and skipped it.

Gul'dan > Xally

>>532252869
all healer mains look like that irl

>>532252915
>court of stars
I fucking hate that one.

STFU faggots, it's Classic TW at 8AM PST/PDT

I hate this nigger so much that I actively avoid any world quest where it shows up. The fair maiden voice over her negroid face makes my blood boil.

>>532252712
ai slop is more cinematic and hq than wow graphics had in 20 years of expansions
goners won

>>532252915
They couldn't use HoV because it has that chud guy we all hate.

>>532253320
Any aids character can be made tolerable with a british accent.