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>>532196813 >Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/
>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/
>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol
/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
reminder that Nami is soft
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another star in the sky
Some random screenshots from the Kayle dating sim in the launcher (not in order)
>>532265362Oh and league in big 2025 is sooooo SOVL
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>>532269890imagine being this guy
>>532269890Sona is a size stealer.
Would you give up runes if it meant we could get more items that are actually interesting?
>>532270047>tfw no crazy ultra religious conservative gf who hates her libshit father and sister and ran off to live inawoods with her equally insane mom >she bullies you initially but eventually you win over your heart by showing her how much you, too, hate minorities by serenading her with "I would turn my bodycam off for you"
I like to pick characters that are unconventional but do well in their role so people spam dodge games and lose LP.
>>532269730What if my life is over and I fucked evyerthing up and let everyone down and they're planning to kill me, and also we just lost dragon and let kat back into the game with 6 stacks on seal, what then
it's another day of getting actual fucking mental asylum patients as my arena partners
>>532270891Its never over, things can be repaired, you can win them back with good deeds, kill them first, get the next one, hard cc her!
>>532270915not if I look like his mom
Tried to play jungle in normals but I'm bad at it. Always low damage, always almost no ganks, just farming and objectives. I should stick to lanes.
SIX, SIX FUCKING RANKED LOSSES IN A ROW EVERY GAME MY ADC IS JUST A FUCKING LITERAL CHILD WHO THROWS A TANTRUM AT HIS OWN MISTAKES GOES FUCKING 1/7 AND THEN SAYS "SUPP GAP" LIKE BRO I CAN'T I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I GOT FUCKING DEMATED ALL BECUASE EVERY ADC IS A MENTALLY DERANGED CHILD FUCK THIS GAME FUCK YOU RIOIT AND YOUR RIGGED FUCKING CUNT MATCHMAKING I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
>>532269730I have nothing to be positive about, I'm really sorry. I've been rather down lately.
Guys is EUW server shitting itself?
x2 ping and delays
>>532271204>playing arena soloI literally got someone who afked the entire game. I will never play arena again after that.
THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN lolg
>>532269381 (OP)>Try playing not Urgot>LoseIt seems there is but one path for me to D5 and an eternity of invalidity
>>532272141lolg minecraft server and the map is runeterra
>>532265362>League player thinks he has any room to speak about other games being soulless while hes playing LEAGUE OF LEGENDSKEK
>>532270915If Sett thinks I deserve it then I do.
>>532272520league inarguably has more sovl than either of those games.
>b-b-but its popular...
is PotionstheCat a /lolg/ player? i just fought them in a soloq game and i could've sworn ive seen that name in this thread before.
>>532272789you might be thinking of either RenTheCat or DabsTheWonderCat
>>532238237>august mentioned>>532241427>>532241527>>532241963>anon(s) seethingplease someone, spill the tea.
>>532272712>faggots try to have a personality beyond their faggotry challenge: failed
>>532272909youre a nigger that meme is fire
>>532272520If a game has yet to stoop to straight up ripping content from other IPs and still strives to try and make its own original content, it will always have an irrefutable degree of soulfulness compared to other games. League can be retarded with its content pricing and its devs can absolutely shit the bed on champ design/balance, but at the end of the day it still tries to be its own thing with its own setting.
>inb4 buh homages/rip off from other games/ipsAre fine as long as they put their own original spin on them, which they always do.
>>532272712>hot butchNo such thing, bro. Touch grass.
wtf why are you all so mean i just said i liked to play smolder
>>532270601do runes matter?
>>532273475only 2 types of people play smolder
>weirdo furry pedos>cancer fueled giga scaling enjoyer players that want to AFK farm and not interact with enemies until they auto-win lategame, usually by playing top smolder or somethingboth should be thrown off high ledges
Iโm addicted to osrs bros idk if I can come back to the league grind..
>Lose because of my ADC Shaco
I should have fucking dodged.
>>532271879Sometimes I get actual fucking lobotomites and sometimes I get giga lucky and get a teammate who isn't a retard.
Just had a flawless game with Jarvan Ornn because I got DKC first item and we just shitstomped the entire lobby. My next 10 games are going to be slop, I guarantee it.
>>532274456and 100 other excuses before you admit its your own fault
>>532274456your the only constant
>>532274524Is this like playing with dolls for you?
>>532271576lol... as if top laners haven't ruined the game since league's inception... pic definitely related... the enemy bot lane sure deserved this win...
perfect cs this game too... yeah dude your kind are totally human its le evil adc's fault every game...
The depression won this week, loligee.
I hate that I'm like this. I hate myself. I'm too weak to do the deed until my parent's pass.
Can we get some actual le funny league maymays (sexual or not) in this thread that aren't avatarfagging to cheer me up?
I was on the VA crisis hotline for like 38 mins talking to some sheeboon who had no idea what it's like to be a working member of society, if that gives context.
>>532274957Its like playing with my pussy actually
>>532275067>poor mee boo hoo wahh wahh my feefees :'(>also im still a hateful bigoted racist lol :3
>>532275148I could be licking it right now
>>532274524This one is better
>>532275286Post funny maymays or fuck off.
>hur dur i r red herring
>>532275062pic oops... as you can see i would be challenger by now if i didn't get these subhumans every single time i queue up its kind of wild how bad my luck is lol...
i don't recall a single time i had a top laner that actually carried a game but i can remember at least 50 times where my top laner solo lost...
now i just do this 10x and everything will be ok
>>532275368I tried tasting my finger after fingering myself once and it tasted sour you dont wanna be licking that trust me
>>532275703Maybee you try to help out your toplaner by creating pressure, so they arent playing 1v3 every game.
Wukong was propably all about
>I cant gank turrethugging double cc and heal so i jungle towards top
>>532275904eat more pineapple for me, queen
>>532275904It doesnt taste sour, but actually kinda sweet when you do it to a real woman.
THough it starts to be sour when you have it on your finger and its tried and sticky
>>532275951if your eyes weren't fucking retarded you'd see the enemy bot lane was 0 6 so all mundo had to do was go down bot lane and play for me...
too bad all diamond rejects like yourself love helping out losing lanes... prob has something to do with extremely low self esteem or something cba...
now i remember why i cared so much about gm... im going to work extra hard to maintain my rank now...
>>532276231Like what would i gain from ganking for you? Would you suddenly play agressive and push for turrets? Or would you just continue to turrethug but fed.
Would you become my win condition and carry the game?
>Aurora dodging nerfs again
Fascinating. I'll review this later.
>pointed out last week that many scaling melees have been nerfed late and buffed early
>now nilah (an intended hypercarry btw) is announced for scaling nerfs and melee buffs
Why doesn't Phreak like melees scaling?
>>532274524do you self insert as zyra here or what
>>532276231>my double enchanter lane is my win conYeah, no jungler is looking at these lanes and thinking pathing bot is the correct move meanwhile your top lane is a volatile melee matchup.
>>532276404wait... are you the morde...? why are you not apologizing and afking the match so we get lp refund...?
are you seriously arguing that going 0 11 0 top - like i always state is the reason why i lose my games... is somehow more justifiable than making our enemy botlane go 0 6...? i'm the reason we lost the game...? LOL?
>>532270891I would fuck you until you lose consciousness
>>532276847ok... so taking your argument at face value... im being really generous here...
why didn't our jungler and mid laner do well then in this hypothetical 3v3...?
why is my top laner 0 11 while the enemy top laner is legendary...? you're right... mundo didn't path bot this game... so what the fuck was he doing all game then...?
which is it...? are you the morde or the mundo this game...?
>>532275904why the fuck does yours taste sour
mine's mildly salty and has no flavor otherwise
Illaoi sisters.... don't look at the PBE...
Do you think this game was worth a SINGLE honor? I do, and yet
>>532277107>why didn't our jungler and mid laner do well then in this hypothetical 3v3...?Why do you think everything must be guaranteed successes and fails? You got outdrafted.
>which is it...? are you the morde or the mundo this game...?Im the soraka
illaoi is a disaster of game design and deserves to be phreaked
>>532277368it has been shown that getting honored a lot will get you worse teammates in the future because of mentor system, so be glad
>>532277368Come sit on my cock
>>532276891I'd argue that its impossible to not go 0/11 as morde when you plays vs volibear (which already hardcounters you) wukong, roaming zed with soraka ult at the same time in a gc lobby.
lolgs look like their mains
>>532277507Source? Proof? Science?
>>532277382"outdrafted"...
is that the cope you go for when you sabotage your teammates by going 0 11 0 like every top lane subhuman...?
you mental boom top after dying once... this is why no one likes or respects you as a human being or role...
>>532277563you know your bait would be more believable if it wasn't entirely invalidated by a 2 second search on lolanalytics...?
lets not be disingenuous here... you would all be annoyed if you had this top laner in YOUR games... like i do everytime...
wheres the lolg big bros tier list?
>>532277669I look like Jayce and I don't main him.
>>532276969It's meee! I was hiding!
>>532277129yeast infection
Stop spreading misinformation about lolg poster, Aha.
Youre not funny.
>>532277859>league of legends is a 1v1 gameLol
for someone who's running a spreadsheet chasing small % differences for a win, they sure can't say anything about peoples gameplay other than looking at their kda being poor
maybe we're overestimating NA, and si17 is the true representation of NA high elo?
>>532278164if it was, si17 would be in iron 3
>>532277669but a lot of league champs are mythical beasties and it's impossible to look like them
>>532277859why don't you build mage items and contribute something instead of spamming shields and begging to be carried by better players you disgusting boosted dog?
>>532277859>lolalyticsI dont take any value in randomized statistic. I speak with game experience and logical thinking.
How would a mordekaiser ever kill a volibear with navori. He has no dash and no ability to gain distance against the bite mark.
In early mordekaiser wins easily, but what after? And does this apply when zed soraka and wukong camp him?
you know I've grown desensitized to gay dudes (and sometimes girls) on 4chan talking about cocks and nuts
but this pussy tasting weird stuff is grossing me out man
>Volibear counters Modekaiser
>No it doesnt actually Volibear is Mordekaisers easiest matchup
>So you be saying League is a 1 vs 1 game?
Si17 haters are deranged lol
>>532278094i know but it's such a retarded one that i had to respond
>>532277669I'd kill someone to be born a woman
I would wipe out an entire country to be pretty at that
Why wouldn't I?
Ugliness is a disservice to everyone around you
>>532278457Oh shut up incel, im not a hater just because i argue about something.
>>532278164hmm i can smell you're a welfare leech... not going to argue with you anymore...
just kind of wild how you think its justifiable to go 0 11 0 every game and expect your team to carry you... i guess thats what kind of reject plagues our society these days...
>>532278221i didn't use my draft dodger because i dodged yesterday on my smurf due to a milio mid so i didn't gaf and your entire argument is invalidated by the fact it wasn't even a bad mu for him...
>>532278342so why are you justifying going 0 11 0 every game as top laner and begging to be carried while you rage split the entire time...?
>>532278404silver retard arguing against the matchup being played out over 250 games ... BUT BUT IM RIGHT BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!
>>532278457its actually insane how the first reaction the posters on this board think when they see a 0 11 0 morde top... they think...
"how do we blame bot lane"...
>>532278739a team with two dead weights is gonna sink faster than a team with one.
lolcows used to be funny or have huge tits...
The way I play has degraded terribly and I wasn't even good to begin with...
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>>532269460It's just a soft sort of day.
>>532276613This is a blue board!
>ADC bans my champion which is TF
>Proceeds to feed her ass off as Nilah, who died 11 times complaining, crying, etc that Jinx is snowballed to late game
>Our Mordekaiser fed his ass off against Kayle that she snowballed to level 16 AT 25 MINS and he died 12 times
>Our Wukong us struggling his ass off and I as well as Wukong eventually had to fucking turtle the entire time in base
HOW ARE THESE FUCKERS REAL
>>532277859Maybe dont set your mmr bracket to fucking gold retard
>>532278408Whats wrong with eating pussy?
Won three matches in a row but it still feels like i lost them all
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>>532275067it does give context, alright. how's this?
>>532279187yeah, time to go lazy
>>532279259you can see its at master+ in the screenshot
>>532278858so youre telling me...
bot laner goes 2 0 and makes enemy 0 6...
=
top laner who goes 0 11 0 and makes enemy legendary statchecker...?
>>532279259its masters + data LMAO... good to know who hateposts my stuff...
>team has two champions that can deal damage (both melee btw) because the adc (damage carry role) built enchanter items (playing a mage btw) vs four and a healing support
>this is ALL TOP'S FAULT >:(
I read your posts jinxschizos and I care.
>>532279110I'm SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>532279820Heres Masters+ in my screenshot how did we get different results????
>>532280237yuumi top can win against a retard that goes 0 11 0 every game lol...
>>532280025Pretty much what im saying. If toplane is considererd the only threat and gankable lane then people will focuse harder on toplane.
Where else would they go? They cant dive you because double aoe cc shields and heal, they cant push because you're just waveclearing. Where would they go other than top?
Do you know how impossible it is to play a game where just a slight disadvantage can cause you to get run over, especially when theres 3 enemies on top instead of 1?
Im not saying this is the reason for all your toplaners to suck. Some are propably just losing eitherway, but can you see the argument?
>>532280025>its masters + data LMAO... good to know who hateposts my stuff...>>532280298btw last patch as well volibear had a 54% winrate vs mordekaiser if you dont like past 30 days. What is the fucking point of editing webpages to make yourself "correct"
>>532275067or how about this
Lolg gave me trannyfatigue.
At least in other gens they post cute pics, your trannies are 30+ and don't pass for shit all they do is posting lists.
>>532280253I'm not a schizo, just paranoid (justifiably( and anxious (justifiably(
>>532279768Good, the last couple of days were taxing.
>>532280546Dont you think its funna how champions can have different winrates in different timeframes even without them being buffed or nerfed?
Doesnt that make you think that randomized numbers arent reliable?
>>532280492nope i can't by your logic no one comes bot why didn't mundo make sure not to make the morde int...? oh yeah its because you fucking suck stop baiting and accept the fact if you go 0 11 0 you are subhuman trash and should uninstall...
>>532280546what the fuck are you on about who is editing what... this is why no one takes pisslows like you seriously you cannot accept the fact going 0 11 0 as a top laner is somehow a net negative for your team...
>>532280752Do you play norms too or only ranked?
>good design
>fun to play
>unique playstyle
why do they ignore her existence? currently, she doesn't even have a main role and performs poorly in the roles she is played.
>>532280949>>>>>>2 digit sample sizes
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>>532280816now, time for some video games
>>532281287her skillshot is sooo difficult to aim omg uWu
>>532281332answer me this... do you think going 0 11 0 is bad or good for your soloq game...?
>>532281287High elo players play her support a lot
>>532281287I play her in arams, it's funny how people keep falling for her mimics.
i cannot fucking unhear the project ashe voice filters on yunara's ult
>>532281403I'll answer you after you answered my question:
How is a mordekaiser supposed to play the game when enemy freezes and whenever hes trying to get cs theres a wukong and zed killing him
>>532277669I possess pretty much all the opposite physical traits of my main tho except for the pasty white skin
>>532281651i dont understand why youre looking to excuse going 0 11 0 type of behavior... really shows why you think youre entitled to welfare benefits as well when you fuck up your entire life and expect others to pay for it lol...
>>532280857Oh absolutely I never disputed that, I know how the matchup goes. The fact is you can't use current patch data for volibear vs morde matchup because lolalytics says its not statistically relevant at Masters+ and hence wont show it (i believe it needs to be either 100 or 200 games). The fact is also volibear creates a strong gank opportunity due to the fact he has a stun and a slow and towerdiving power while also being in a snowball matchup makes it the logical choice for your jungler. It actually baffles me how anyone can even THINK that volibear loses that matchup by default when volibear is almost a toplane hitler right now and mordekaiser is a fucking garbage champion that is unplayable. Id path top 100/100 games because botlane is 3 enchanters.
>>532280737Same. Usually im tranny supporter, but /lolg/ made me really hate them.
I always have to remind me that hese are just AGPs, no real trannys.
I think i need a break from /lolg/, this isnt a good thing
>>532280967This is what playing bg3 felt like
>>532280985Both
>>532280731punchable tummy
>>532281287>root>small circle Q>biiig circle Rrevolutionary, oh yeah shes a lesbian or something so shes not like other mages
>>532280737>>532281962stray shots hitting me :(
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>new nu-vi
What does /lolg/ think?
>>532282189Better than old vi.
>>532279110what lolcow do you know that ever had huge tits
>>532282189Doesn't look that great but atleast fits the fighting theme.
>>532282189Better than nu-vi worse than old vi
Her kit looks fun though she's probably my main in that game
Until they add Qiyana which they surely will
>>532282189I give this game a week of life before it becomes completely dead.
>>532280731Sucking on her nipples
>>532282189I am genuinely surprised how little the Arcane influence is and how much more she feels like lol Vi
obviously she lost her tits and the colors match Arcane more but her face and attitude is all League
>>532282189lol
why can't riot make anything original?
>>532282384youre gonna be stuck in the lowest rank in a 1v1 game with nobody to carry you
which female character is most skilled with her feet/toes? in a lvl of skill enough to be able to make origami with them
>>532281476You know, people fall for it for a very specific reason... they're used to seeing cs having a very weird behavior because of their garbage coding.
It's a weird cynical design to pass that trash for a trick, the day they fix that shit is the day neeko stops having people "fall" for it, but it will never happen because riot games is a fucking garbage company.
>>532282702yeah it's obviously briar
>>532282656bro nobody is biting anything off of DNF Duel, if you think dev was inspired by that game I've got some magic beans to sell you
>>532282697Actually I'll get to the highest without an 0/10 top laner
>>532282656Wait till you see dudley in street fighter that dude came out in like 1990
>>532282656Copying other games is soulful doe
>>532281882NTA but your dodging the question.
>>532281651Honestly the enemy freezing is probably not even the worse outcome. Legitimately if voli secures a lead he could sit between t1 and t2 and proxy and kill morde on the way back from base (or force him to take the long way around missing even more cs).
Took me a few months to understand the namedropping was perpetuated by themselves. I don't know if they're ban evading or just protected by the mods though.
What do I need to do to fuck Zyra anon?
>>532282801I think the minion used to follow a specific pattern but made it a bit more rng because the previous iteration allowed for freezing the lane and denying the cs to be quite notorious though probably got removed mainly because it makes esports/toplane look more stale than it could be. However I'm unsure if this was a legitimate change or not, there wasn't much discussion but people did make some offhand comments regarding it years ago.
>>532282656They have never made anything original.
>>532282656She's a boxer character. They all have some combination of:
>sway>duck>flurry punch>big punch>big dash punchYou may as well just say she's a rip off of SFV Ed, Dudley, Balrog, P4AU Akihiko, Little Mac, or Vanessa.
>>532282656This game is gonna be doa, you know it's gonna be when people don't even express any interest or want to touch it even if it's gonna be free.
>>532282656Surely you can't be so retarded you think DNF invented boxing
>>532283086there's quite a few names you can't mention without getting a warning or ban if you criticize them
>>532281287These new games are getting intense. So life like...
>>532283460its dead because its been arriving for 6+ years now
everyones moved on to Marvel Tokon now, yet another lol project dunked by the Spider-Man
>>532282189WWWWWWOOOOOOOW! IS THAT A HECKIN ARCANE CHAMPION? WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS PICK COMING? STRAIGHT FROM LEFT FIELD, WHAT A SHOCK! MY JAW IS ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW, VI?! THE VI?! FROM ARCANE?! IN THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FIGHTING GAME?! W-W-WHAT'S NEXT? ARE THEY GONNA ADD CAITLYN?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
>>532281287DAMAGe???
IN A CIRCLE??
>>532283562>HOW DARE THEY ADD SOMEONE PEOPLE RECOGNIZE INSTEAD OF MY OBSCURE SHITMON?
>lolg pretending to know anything about fightan
you guys are adorable
>>532283460Yeah just like Valorant lol
You doomniggers need to kys.
>>532283064i'm not dodging the question how is stating "i'll answer yours after you answer mine" not a fucking dodge...?
why is EVERYONE excusing going 0 11 0 toplane...? like holy shit its actually insane because the moment someone else does that in THIER game they will be annoyed... and they're acting like they won't be... its the hypocrisy thats so crazy to me...
>>532281962funny how that entire social media globohomo did nothing but make people hate them, isnt it?
>>532283717Lolg knows nothing about anything, not even league.
>>532283717truee there's no circles in fighting games how will lolfaggots cope?
>>532283717everyone just plays whichever fightan they had fun with the most while they were young
>>532283562It's a female champ with a side shave who is a lesbian with dyed hair and fist fights. She is absolutely meant to be in this title.
>>532283651YOU AND ME, WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE PAL! EKKO, JINX, AND NOW VI, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO SEE IN MY 10 CHARACTER ROSTER! NOW WE JUST NEED CAITLYN... MAYBE JAYCE... VIKTOR? THEN THE GANG'S ALL HERE! THESE ARE THE FACES OF LEAGUE OF LEGENDS RIGHT HERE!
>>532281476People fall for Shaco's decoys all of the time
Hell, you really don't know how many times I've seen in ARAM someone reacting by attacking a Shaco decoy as it comes out of the bush, only to realize it's the decoy and ignore it, just for one of their teammates to jump in and blow the decoy up right in their team's face and getting the all killed
>>532283513as it should be
if you have nothing good to say dont say anything at all
didnt you mom teach you that?
>>532283824stop repeatedly falling for ragebait for like 10 replies in a row bwo
its not heallthy
>>532283860Not true I always loved MK and its story from when I was a kid playin 1-armageddon
I played SFV once and thought it was the worst video game ever made but now I play SF6
>>532283926Yes it's funny.
Reworks are good actually
>>532283826It really helps to remember that its just social media virtue signalers and discord echochambers.
If you could visit st.pauli which is our germans lgbt capital and shilled as anarchistic citydistrict you'd see that they are all cool people and nothing like the troons you meet on social media
>>532283765Valorant was a CS clone which came out at the height of CS's popularity back when CS was basically the only choice in that specific genre. Maybe Siege was similar?
This shit is coming 6 years too late in an oversaturated market. Marvel Tokon will unironically eat all of its scraps. People will not stick around for the F2P fighter where they have to pay for the fighters, trust me
>>532283518yeah, but I need some wind down
>>532280546>>532280298I noticed this a few years ago and I still dont know why, but if you look at the winrates of champ X vs. Y, you will see a different one compared to when you look at the winrates of Y vs. X
I don't play League, I just hang around because I like the aesthetic and characters for some reason.
I'm sad that Riot Forge was killed because I enjoyed the Ziggs rhythm game, the Ruined King RPG, and the Sylas top-down action game. I"m curious how they fucked up a Bandle City "cozy" game though.
>>532284268literally an anti-draw
like announcing Rufus or Abigail
>>532284268Nobody cares about Qiyana. Failed champ that only exists for AI sludge porn.
>>532283562kekaroo, lolg talks like this.
>>532284268they have enough minorities no one cares about in the game
>>5322830002xkos director literally said many times that he loved that kusoge and BBTAG too nigga. This isnt a coincidence.
>>532284268>Porting a unpopular character will save the gameSave it from succeeding maybe
>>532284187none of the pentakill stuff is based on him or sabbath much innit?
despite his incompetence and irreparable brain damage, at least he keeps shilling qiyana into anything and everything. takes dedication to not admit your waifu is failed garbage
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>>532284187rip
feels weird to say but 77 feels like a young age to die nowadays. i guess he wasn't particularly healthy throughout his life though
i wonder what other old celebs will die in the coming years
>>532284685It's about respect. He's the godfather of metal.
>>532284810can't live off cocaine forever
>>532284187Rip to the Prince of Darkness.
May he continue with hookers and blow 'til hell freezes over.
>>532284810if its any consolation, NA life expectancy will likely drop to like 72 years average by 2050.
>>53228481077 is long for a musician.
>>532284302https://lolalytics.com/lol/volibear/vs/mordekaiser/build/?lane=top&tier=master_plus&patch=30 Honestly you can click to flip the matchup but you can see that they even have different sample sizes (how?).
>>53228481077 for a genuine rock star? dude is ancient lucky to have lasted this long
>>532284338They would've lived if they just made a fully fledged dating sim with atleast 150 champs with different regions as rival schools in some alternative universe, save a lot of artists their jobs too, also the writers keep making young adult fiction teir plots so would've fit that.
Gonna miss ozy, though its a wonder he even lifed that long if w're being honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRqpOhkdhTM&list=RDGRqpOhkdhTM&start_radio=1&ab_channel=OzzyOsbourne
>>532285626That's supposed to be Kai'sa? That looked more like Sage, if not for the poster in the background...
Also, her tit's being tugged on. Don't get banned.
They should add Sona, have her slap enemies around with her tits
>>532285762stinky neet fujo wrote this
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>>532281162also, sorry, didn't see this until now. Yeah, she was one of the lesser talked about reworks because both prior to it and after she remains a very niche pick because people don't like her burrow radar, playstyle and appearance/design for some reason even though they like Kha'Zix who's a similar void-insect/bug creature. They changed a bunch of stuff I think to make her more of a bruiser but it was very half-baked and weird. The biggest changes were her E damage being toned way down (and max Fury E being Physical instead of True) as well as the rest of her kits' damage just being toned down in general and her overall bulkiness/durability going up, as well as some of her "power budget" being shifted onto her Q and utility, like her W knock-up now being AoE. Sort of. It's really not as useful as people seem to think it is but it's something I guess.
>>532285734I think it has to do with the weird way lolalytics calculates if a game is of a certain rank or not
You might have more mordekaisers in high diamond playing in m+ games due to high mmr, or vice versa, leading some games to be counted for one of the parties but not the other
playing a new champ in ranked within a month of release should be considered griefing and be a bannable offense. Go pull that shit in norms you fucking smooth brained ape
>>532286432>normsdo not exists we have easymode now
>>532286432Riot should restrict the choice in rankeds instead, that easy.
>>532286432It is possible they played her during PBE, but yes maybe have new champs locked out of ranked for a week or two, this game doesn't give 2 bans so wasting it on a new champ all the time can seem a bit annoying.
>>532286432I just ban it so my team cant pick it.
>>532285762I'm making a tier list of dating sim tropes and all the romance options
stand by
>>532286780guna be real can't afford to waste my 1 ban on that when i have legit bans to worry about
>>532286560Swiftplay then, idc what ever the fuck it's called im just sick of seeing Yunarra's int my games out of winnability.
>>532285883they should add a new skill aura to her kit that increases the breast size of all female allies within range.
>>532286432this is how every new champion release has been for over a decade
just won a 62 minute game against Thresh Blitzcrank botlane. both had TP and built full bomba. yes they were duo. no they do not do this every game. yes it was just as cancer as you think. yes I did get hooked about 6 times. but justice prevailed.
>>532286987*steals the breast size of all female allies within range
every time a new champ comes out people complain it should be banned in ranked for a week. What do you think happens after that? You're still going to get first timers just a week later since most people won't give a shit to play corny ass normal matches. There isn't much of a difference between a guy first timing Yunara in your game vs first timing another champ that's been in the game a long time. It's just that more people are likely to do it now because of the new toy syndrome
>>532282656this
>>532283265all their games were copies of other succesful games
>>532288140In this case it has nothing to do with her being new. Yunara is literally just a shit champ that needs buffs to be good.
>>532286780>Ban new champ>Teammate spergs out and troll picks because he hovered it (even though the other team also banned it)Yeah, love two weeks of this
Always a fun
>>532288140dont care, still banning mel.
>>532288140my wife looks like this
>>532288140>You're still going to get first timers just a week laterbut not as much after the first weeks which is worth
>>532288897is she good or bad
all i see is people cry about her but her wr is so low
Me irl after playing 5 games of Sona
I miss *yra I have a big crush on her
>that aurora skin is fake
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ozzy is dead
You guys better honor his memory by using the Pentakill skins
>>532289679Cant wait for him to get burried so i can shit and piss on his grave.
>>532289679I honor his death by gulping down a molly with whiskey and playing some crazy train on my guitar like ozzy wanted me to
>>532289679Funnily enough, I was on Penta yorick earlier today. I'll keep at it.
>>532287361nice perseverance
ThisTFT set is so boring, I don't like it.
>>532289679Pentakill only had one good song sadly. Lost Chapter.
>>532289679I never listen to him and the only time I hear his songs is when I watch some movies.
No thank you.
>>532289671its wild rifto only
>>532289679locking in pentakill sona today
hmm... i guess this game makes up for the horrible top laner i had the previous game... haha...
nigga went 2/6 in a bronze lobby
Forgot how frustrating normals are but I've been playing too bad to hop on rankeds again.
>>532289679I'm gonna play pentakill viego to match with my pentakill sona!
>>532290891love seeing voli abusers lose
playing that aurora skin wouldve destroyed my masculinity
>>532291319>enemy team gets volibear jg abuser>next game i get inting toplane retard perma fighting and pushing #25452334343every time
>>532291000the yunara was legit trying to boost the account... look at the fucking opgg she doesn't even play yunara and is a braum main... not my problem...
>>532291319this fuck that guy earlier...
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>my favorite e-celeb died today waah waah
dont care
talk about league plz its league general not e-celeb general
>>532291565Draven isn't gyaru he's just turkish
Quite good other than that
>>532291778his attitude is gyaruo
Miss 17 do you think I'm coachable
>>532291116real
>>532291826Not really but what the hell sure
>>532284187he is a faggot kanye is better
>>532289679old geriatric druggie who worships satan
such a faggot
he never made anything as good as what kanye west farts on a bad day
when im facing a yunara with her skin, how do i not get distracted?
>>532291969>casting E without having anyone pre-cc the target>going somewhere without sniffing their asscoaching insta-canceled, you're not salvageable
they gave my husband a fucking projectile lol...
i'm not sure how to feel about it. it's really, really fucking weird for him to have something like this
i don't think i like it, even though he's probably significantly better with it in his toolkit... it almost definitely means they ripped something else out of his kit like taking away his invincible reversal or something
>>532291565>Janna>gyaru>not deredere
how am i supposed to play while this is on my screen distracting me guys
>>532291565you have too much time on yiur hands jelly
>>532291565ahri would not be tsundere
>>532291773>e-celeb>e*Celeb
>>532292561AWOOOGA
LOOK AT THOSE BOOBAS
IM COOOOMING
>>532292561why is zac surrounding her
>>532291773>one of the most iconic people in modern history>e-celebkill yourself
>>532292912>>532293297nobody cares about your e-celeb as much as you do bro
so sad he died or something now talk about league not e-celebs or sybau
this is the league of legends general not your diary
>freddy dead
>ozzy dead
we still got axl rose
>>532293590and plenty of us want to say RIP to a literally legend, you stupid niggers post ERP and shit all the time so fuck off faggot
/lolg/ - boomer eceleb discussion
Evelynn!
Man 2XKO is gonna die before my wife gets in, isn't it?
Calling Ozzy an eceleb is exquisite ragebait desu wp guys
>>532293749literally some druggie singer too who sucked on dick and died from years of drug related issues
>>532293738they're just underage b& who literally don't know who ozzy osbourne is lol they're calling him an eceleb...
>>5322937582xko will LIVE
i hope every lolg gets their fav champ in the game so that they're willing to give it a try!
>>532293858not even a rage bait i just can't give less of a shit ozzy died
i don't care about music in general plus he was a druggie and a faggot ridden with aids
>my eceleb was a literal legend!!!(to me)
ok nobody cares stop spamming up the league of legends general with offtopic shit and talk about the game
>532294121
>532293749
>532293590
why is this guy so angry?
>>532294121>haha guys its okay i'm IRONICALLY posting off topic about how you guys are posting off topic and that makes it okay teehee
>>532293858better go back to erp, ai slop, porn and soraka/nami spam
>>532294276ozzy diddled him when he was a kid
why doesn't Kai'sa have any good skins?
>>532291565a surefire way of fact checking this is to look up Japanese voice actors for the lol characters then see what other characters they play in anime
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Picking Yone again even doe it's the reason he left
>>532294470KDA and star guardian
>>532294470Because her base outfit is insanely boring(just a skintight bodysuit) and they cant branch off too far from the base skin or they ruin her glance value so she has to have very boring outfits as result
>>532294276ozzy got more (You)s than him
>>532294697>KDA and star guardianI hate these 2. They are trying to sell kais as some pop idol character
>take kindred's blue off my prio
>she instantly malds out and solo loses the game by running at me in a fit of rage
Wtf is wrong with jungle players
>>532294470Nothing beats the base one.
>532294906
>qiyanigger clip
shant be watching
>>532294994how the fuck is the bottom half of the burger not falling down
why did you add me then go offline?
>>532295070Meant for
>>532294906Sorry im new and bad at tagging people
ozzy osbourne just died today
champs for this?
I'm straight and I want Diana to fuck me with her futacock.
>>532293973Heres hoping, but the next two characters need to be revealed already! I can't even pick up Ahri cause her VA ain't there right now
>>532294340This so much this
People complaining about bbcspammer are just as bad if not even worse than the bbcspammer itself
They are just angry and jealous he gets more replies than them or something
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>>532294906Just FYI you can W through this crack in the wall, much safer exit there QMM senpai.
https://youtu.be/c5vh7jtrW2Y?si=tK5oR9dFk3kUqNA5
champs for this feel?
>>532295594ahri's VA is different from the league one? i hadn't noticed but also, my friends couldn't tell that darius' is different even though he sounds like REALLY different so it's a similar situation probably
(the next to two characters are almost certainly akali and kat)
>get new acc because old one banned for toxic words so i can wait it out for a few weeks
>literally every lobby is at least 2 if not 3 dodges before getting into game
what the fuck is it with iron and bronze players feeling the need to dodge every single lobby?
>>532294816We already have so many female audience focused bubbly cute and cunty characters, it feels a little forced on Kai'sa, she doesn't seem like that type of gal
>>532295891they can feel your toxic aura
>>532293297>>>>>>>>>>>one of the most iconic people in modern history
People malding over the funny anti-pull tech
>>532295769Oh wao nice tip anon I actually didnt know that one
>>532295836Ahri and Yasuo aren't voiced by Laura or Liam. Which is fucking weird since those two will always come back for those two.
My money is (unfortunately) on Pyke and Miss Fortune since they're all we're missing from the RK game
did you just want to keep me around as a lucky charm or
>>532297064The fact Yasuo doesnt have the same actor is criminal
Also he doesn't even say "hasaki" or "soryegeton" a single time
Like wtf were they thinking
its so boring. jungle in high elo is the most cancerous thing in video games but because reddit is low elo they won't ever complain about it so riot won't ever do anything about it. reddit game in the literal sense.
>>532297085I'd love to get lucky with you, anon
in duo queue of course.
>>532294470IG Kaisa is neat, although derivative of Kayle obviously
What skins are in the mythic shop right now?
I need to know if it is worth it to download the client while I am on vacation
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>>532295912>We already have so many female audience focused bubbly cuteWe have too many stoic girlboss type characters like Kai'sa. We need more cutepilled characters.
>>532297064ah yeesh that IS weird
i think if we're going with a ruined king character (which makes sense bc the game was announced around the time that was going on (holy FUCK it's been a long time)) it makes sense for them to go with viego desu. they could even give him a neat gimmick where if he kos one of the other player's champs, he can use their assist
>>532297064Is eve in that fighting game? I like her and actually main her, but she's not a fighter lol
>>532297529here anon you don't deserve it
>>532297561ash, kaisa, leona, taliyah, and sivir are not stoic
>>532297561>stoicyou dont play Kai'sa then
>>532297561>zeri forgottensad!
>>532297561Why isn't Morgana in the sexy category
>>532297561quinn and tali are more like tomboys imo
>>532297756I put her in a "no personality" tier because I didnt know where to put her but I chose not to include it
>>532291969>realThinking back at it, those normals just depressed me. I was mostly PvE jungle but couldn't think of a way to gank, so my team won on its own or lost because I didn't do enough. I think I picked some bad habit once I get back to playing rankeds now I'm a bit scared.
>>532297654this nigga doesn't own every champ lmao
>>532296998You're welcome
>ping went up from 30 to 70 overnight
>my isp doesn't know anything
>riot doesn't know anything
>all other services are normal
>no lags in other games
>hextech repair tool doesn't do shit
>reinstalling doesn't do shit(as if...)
>modem resets don't do shit
>press button
>disgusting delay on every actions
AAAAAAAAA
>>532297561no Kai'sa is perfect as she is because she's the balance between the two
>>532297741>>532297685the devs literally describe her as stoic
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>>532297878Clear your browsers cache through your pc's command line and physically disconnect your modem and router afterwards
>>532298081what the fuck does browser cache have to do with ingame?
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
>>532298185I'm just giving you advice on how to fix your internet issues you mong
>>532297852>buying champions just to lower your chance for something fun in aramIQ diff
diana look at what've you done to me
>>532298076*grabs lugs ass in front of anon*
who wanna duo with me in euw bronze ranked(im a hwei top 1 trick so ill be playing hwei top)
>>532298185it doesnt, dude is retarded and probably at best low silver mmr
>>532298389what are you doing on 4chan leona
>>532298251Yeah that's how I feel.
anyone wanna run a few arams on NA (or EUW maybe)
>dunkey is back playing league of legends
https://youtu.be/p8UyCBH7TG0?si=bkleRV-EP_AzIVC_
noone?
oh ok
i expected as much...
nobody ever wants to play with me...
everybody rejects my friends requests after game so my only friends are ppl who i begged to add me on lolg...
sigh...
>>532297852this account is barely 2 months old and I already own 80+ champs also why would I own them all when i never intend to main mid or top you fucking fagghole
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redemption locket heal soraka is the future
>>532298815If you're on euw we can play, im just on pills and busy vibing to white zombie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNFVj-pISU&list=RDyPNFVj-pISU&start_radio=1
Also currently installing marvel rivals, so it might be a little
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>>532299097i have a piece of food stuck to my monitor so it looks like ahri has a mustache here lol
>>532299079>im just on pillsthe birth control ones or what
>>532298815EUW? Id love to play in bronze just out of curiosity of what a match looks like lmao
Also why Hwei top and not mid?
>>532299363The once that make you feel like an ongoing orgasm for 3 hours
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bravo riot
>>532299354how big is it? the food I mean
>>532299467TheForsakenOne
#Hatrd (the euw one not the na one theres a guy with same name and tag as me on na but that one isnt me the real one is bronze the fake is iron)
Because its more fun top idk how to describe it it just is
>>532297561here fixed this bad list
>>532299912>puts aurora in same tier as neeko or lulualready know im looking at a tard list
>>532297269Yeah it's fucking wild. I pray for Yonefriend if Yone gets in. Like those two are iconic for the characters
>>532297596Jesus that was so long ago. That would actually be sick if that was his gimmick. Something like Shang Tsung from MK would be cool too.
>>532297604No, but the fuck you mean she's not a fighter? You say you main her, but don't see the vision of a hyper rush down mix up character using her lashers to poke and pull herself in like Sadira from Killer Instinct, using her hate spike as a projectile
>>532298367I only have the champs I like to play on my current account and that doesn't stop that stupid gamemode to only feed me the free weekly trash in half of my aram games.
>>532300102>toe beans>spiderman reference
>>532300234I have almost every champ and I still play arams and enjoy it.
>>532297561>>532299912>No mommy category for Illaoi & CamilleTastelets
>>532300938illaoi doesnt act like a mommy
release the butthole tierlist, NOW
>>532297928source? she is as vengeful but also hopepilled as possible if you read her backstory and the girl who came back
>>532298076>>532300668Is this AI? do you have any more champs, thats pretty good
>>532269381 (OP)Is this another fucking Wild Rift skin? Fuck you Riot.
>>532301092of lolgers or champs?
>>532301328What champ would you like?
>>532300139i think every champ could work as a fighter. idk how theyd adapt eve's stealth since that's such a huge part of her identity, but i'd be happy for ya if she did make it!
>>532301418lolg is NOT going to find out what my butthole is like
>>532301581Kai'sa
Leblanc (old)
>>532301678>Leblanc (old)based
>>532301678They already made old Leblanc.
ai slop
ai slop
ai slop
fuck off
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>>532302116>is a cheater>plays ezrealchecks out
>I tried to make a music mod for lol to change lol soundtrack to my favorite games soundtrack but it was too complicated
>so i muted the game and made a youtube playlist but it kept playing ads
>so then i tried to catbox but i had to swap songs manually every 3 minutes because theres no playlist feature on catbox
how the fuck do ppl play music while they play
shouild i just pay for youtube premium
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>cutelow up in arms
>>532302414didn't have anything running besides League and Discord and Vanguard was open. no excuse. gonna make a ticket I guess and hope for the best
>>532301047Clearly you've never been around one that was into power lifting
>>532302437nigga... how have you never heard of winamp, foobar or an ad blocker in your life?
>>532302449he's right though... if you're not pinkward, do not pick shaco top, it's cringe.
i... wow... whats with all the good ekko junglers today... finally the game is recognizing my enabling...
>>532302116>>532299597You would think the game wouldn't run at all without vanguard "on". Why wait until you're in a game to say it's not running? Shouldn't you having the fucking client open indicate if it's running or not?
>>532302746you're getting close to the truth on why the program that needs top level access to your computer only is detected while a game has already been running
keep thinking about it a bit
>>532303005>keep thinking about it a bitNah, this game isn't worth the time. Riot should fix their shit.
>Wake up
>Illaoi is being lobotomized before my very eyes
>Volibear is still reworked
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I'll do it again
>>532303271>Illaoi being lobotomized>actually nothing changed but they made the cringe dodging minigame shorter and buffing her in general
>team is at a standstill, no one wants to go in or fight
>both teams are just waiting for someone to make the first move
>someone eventually gets initiated and picked off
>now that its a 5v4, the team with 4 is suddenly emboldened to go all in and fight to the death
someone fucking explain this
they aren't willing to take an even 5v5 fight at full strength, but as soon as they're down a man they all of a sudden want to fight
this is the most infuriating shit in league
hello world
today is the day.
>>532301589Stealth in fighting games is always a tricky thing. They might as well copy Fulgore from KI, or Arakune from Blazeblue
i'm not getting into it with you retards today
>>532303271Illaoi has always been a lobotomized champ, can count the amount of times you've seen her in pro play on one hand for good reason
>>532303845irelia nerfs are on the horizon due to bork update. good hunting.
>>532303649hoping they can get a miraculous play with 4 people since otherwise they will be even weaker and less likely to hold off the team of 5 pushing for free
killing 3 for 5 means only 2 people can push but being down 1 for 0 means they can push as 5 for free
at least thats how it feels when Im in that situation
>>532304039I think about holding hands and consensual sex with my crush all the time.
>>532303271illaoi is for retarded niggers that want to hit minions and tunnel vision turrets until they win or lose
>>532304049>irelia nerfs are on the horizon due to bork update.its like +1% which is like what, 50 damage or something theyre literally nothing.
kraken too
fuck riot.
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>>532304237Anon, it's one thing when there's tons of champs that don't show up since they're old and their kits kind of feel like they just don't jive well with the scene like they used to- Illaoi's the only champion that's legitimately never been a thing at any point in the game's history professionally, which I don't think any other champion has ever done. If that isn't a signpost she's probably most the retarded and poorly designed champ in the game idk what is
>>532302746And why doesn't the error pop when I get into the game? Both times it popped around the 2 minute mark. It just makes no sense. I made a ticket and I'm gonna ask for compensation/DC leaverbuster penalties removed. Pathetic company.
LCK has picked every champ except Briar.
>>532303537I got one for saying "bitch" in teamchat (not all chat), in a full bromade. zero reports just punished for busting balls on my own real life friends
love league of legends love moderation, keep up the great job.
has phreak changed a single champion in a way anyone likes? honest question
rek'sai is finally being reverted after what, 2 years? of his dog shit ideas making her even less popular than she was
>>532305027people always forget about this in vg vs vg and get system muted all the time
in a custom game
lmao
>>532305184the crazy part was I didnt even get system muted, it came out like a week later, and that was the only game I have even remotely used chat in probably the past three months so it had to be it
but really though, its a bit asinine that the game has filters on for custom games but not for custom lobbies or league dms. either do all or nothing riot
faggots
>>532304060yeah but if they were willing to fight all alone why not just go in at the start when its 5v5 and maybe win instead of some hail mary shit
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>>532305641local futa goat not so tough anymore after getting molested by sheep
I used to find joy in the fact that I was nice
But now I learned everyone is nice
I would be sad, but everyone is sad
I would also be mean, instead, but everyone is also mean
What a terrible time to want to stand out
>Buh lck play EVERYTHING
Cool, name a champ that's been picked less in the entirety of the game's history that's been around roughly as long as Illaoi (or longer) and I'll concede that's a meaningful point
>>532305785imagine kindred chopped off sorakas cock and balls with an arrot and then gave her sex reasignment surgery and then made wolf rape her in her brand new goatussy and get her transpregnant and give birth to 10 half wolf half goat half human children
>>532305002>>532305002>And why doesn't the error pop when I get into the game?It's not constantly checked, and the checks only start after loading into the game for a bit because of the valid fear that cheaters will load their shit into the game after it starts. All that aside, having the game not detect vanguard prior to launch shows a number of things, including the fact that the client is prone to false positives and that the client is easily spoofed. I can give you my word that the only thing Vanguard is useful for, is detecting accounts that are leveled up in automated fashion. People using screenreaders, people using fog of war hacks, people using skillshot plugins, etc are all just as prevalent as before, except now everything is closed books as far as accessing stuff. And that's the real blackpill, nothing has changed, nothing matters, now you have more frame dropping bloat on your computer in the form of yet another potential hardware risk of a kernel level anti cheat.
>>532306035you could be nothing...emotionless, lifeless, loveless
we could be silence...
>>532305580the 5v5 in the start is during a moment of lull and rational thoughts
the 4v5 after the death is in a state of desperation and foolish hope
>>532289187Shes bad agaist good players but in low elo shitters are going to feed her even if you beat her in lane
Sorta like Katarina. At least thats why i ban her sometimes. Im a mid player tho so i prefer to ban other shit like global ult champs
>>532305118I liked when they made Enchanter Senna viable, and I hope they rebuff her in that way instead of nerfing it continuously
>>532306213seems like moving the goalposts to unreasonable levels
>erm just name a champ that came out on illaoi's release date other than illaoi that has lower pickrate than illaoialso velkoz
>>532289187She is very strong which is why everyone bans her to hell, even in high elo with good players. She has low winrate because people maining champs good into Mel are the only people who let her through ban phase.
>>532306213skarner zilean
>Velkoz
>Taric
Holy fucking newfags
>>532289187incredibly unfun to play against
imagine playing rock paper scissors against a guy who would smack your hand into a table making you tighten it in pain and then play scissors against you. sure, you win, but you might rather want a fair, pain free match than a won, annoying one
>>532306910Yunara has a top 10 female champ body.
Why yes I do believe that only speaking through quotes of Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises is a perfectly excuse for a personality.
>>532304727smelly bugwife
>Skarner
>Zilean
You have to be 18 to post here
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>>532306996Xin zhao nigger
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Does this still check out?
>>532306892who even mains zilean
What role should I play if I'm a miserable fuck who blew his best opportunity to have a good job and happy life years ago?
>>532259852They do suffer from a lack of vision but the core problem is simply that their success wasn't due to talent but due to luck (well managed luck but luck after all). League was a game that managed to be exactly in the right spot at the right time and they actually deluded themsleves into thinking "nah, we must be this good" hence why they suddenly decided to jump into making dozens of games in different genres and only one managed to somewhat stick the landing (Valorant, and then again Valorant is really only played in large numbers in NA which is the smallest of the "big" regions).
League will still keep them funded for probably a decade just off popularity in Asia but it's clear Riot have no plan and right now they're just content to drag along the decline. They've cancelled every game in the horizon, 2XKO is dead on arrival due to delays, the MMO is never coming out, Arcane is over and League continues to diminish.
I feel they're trying to mimic Blizzard and just become a pretty much dead developer content to keep up with their whales but I don't think League + Valorant holds a candle to WoW + OW2 + Diablo. But we will see, either way it's pretty clear this company is dead when it comes to new ideas or releasing games.
>>532307165the suit cleans the stench
iss lissandra really an entity inhabiting a temporary form or something?
>>532307352could also apply to mid because of mel and her being one of the most hated champs in league
>Vifag
>Still ended up mad at her reveal in TUCO because her reveal is shit and her inclusion in the base roster paints a picture about how dogshit it'll be
I LOVE RUINED KING AND ARCANE FT. DARIUS!!!!!!!!
Reminder that the Cannon bros are turbo retards that said they don't know how to add Yordles and make them work.
>10 years
>10 - 2 characters
>Vi
>No ass
>No tits
>No hips
>Snakebite piercings for some reason
Nice monkeys paw
>>532307460I want to know what is up with their aggressive polling of their players. I have never been surveyed so much and so thoroughly by any other game. If they have no course, no direction, and no room for error then I hope they actually get good data from all those efforts instead of using it to buy better commercials or some shit. Hell, the last one I did should've paid out rp with all the questions about what I thought about different brands.
>>532289187>wr is awful>banrate is highnothing has ever flopped in quite such a peculiar way. FUCK MEL
>>532306910Looks like a modded sims 3 body lol
feelin kinda cute and faggy ngl
>>532307503>when the splinters hit
If you're not over 25 you should leave this thread.
If you're a female woman over 30 you should give me your ign, queen.
>>532308090chastity cage color?
>>532307352updated for current geopolitical situationship
>>532308238>If you're not over 25 you should leave this threadnot listening, old man
do you guys have that one comic of a fat guy in a therapy session complaining about video games being toxic with an nerd emoji looking guy and a furry in the background
>>5323079672xko's roster suffers significantly from having been designed a long ass time ago when arcane and ruined king were THE league projects, but since it didn't come out fast enough to capitalize on those things we're left with the remains of it
as for vi, sorry bro. if nothing else she'll probably have some good skins that make you happier with her
could you imagine thinking to yourself
"im going to que into this ranked game and im going to win the game solely and only by pressing the R button. that will be all that is required of me to help my team win"
and thinking that to the letter and believing it unironically?
thats what disgusting fucking mf players are. fuck these degenerate fucks. you used to be able to go back and honor people and i want that feature back client crashed (200yersexp) and i want to thank my diana
No one can beat me here at being the biggest loser.
>>532308331now it's authentic
if you get called a racial slur and in revenge you begin running it down you DESERVE the ban far more than the guy calling you the slur
>>532308484i'd try but what's the point
Why are League players so fragile despite the aggressive stance they all have?
>>532307967I'm so sorry Vibro. You didn't deserve this.
>>532308408>Swimsuit skins>They're literally ALL gay as shit and not coom at allWHAT IS THE POINT
>as for vi, sorry broYeah hopefully they give me the Demon skin or one of the other cool ones like Officer.
Hoping Poppy, Briar, and Qiyana get in.
And Cho'gath.
>my midlaner support and adc got 1v3'd by jax with 2 items when they had 3 each
This is what we call a wintrade.
Riot should make Ashe's E shorter and push away and stun enemies who get hit by it so she has some form of self peel
ahri
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>>532308980>>They're literally ALL gay as shit and not coom at allim not into women but this doesnt get you guys going at all?
How do I get Aurae to fart in my mouth?
>>532309243It doesn't suit Ahri so it's unappealing.
When you think of "Swimsuit Ahri" do you think of a lame lifeguard one piece, or do you think of something more stylish?
>>532309759ask nicely + beans
>>532309790i guess that's fair enough
i'm kind of surprised they didn't go with a 2 piece, true
>>532309759doesnt seem like hes that kind of guy
>>532309790Riot is a californian company you shouldnt expect anything too sexy from them
Which male lolg do you wanna hug naked?
>>5323097590 hours since /lolg/ has been gay and mentally ill
>>532310194I wanna know how jfs would pick
>>532310169Riot can suck my bag and they WILL put the hot bitches in the fuckin' bag or they will die.
>>532310245sexless fujos dont get to choose
>>532310194i love champions not summoners
>>532310284agreed
>>532310245true and curious
>>532309790it doesnt suit her but it makes sense as a lifeguard attire
>>532310360gwen sissyposting was the best lolg era
Sorry lolg I'm just super gayhorny rn I'll abstain from posting here. Buff zyra.
Wins
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Lol, I wish my ranked games could be this good.
>>532310441>it doesnt suit her but it makes sense as a lifeguard attireYeah but when people say they want summer/swimsuit skins they don't mean lifeguards and whatever the FUCK they did with Jinx.
>>532310194I just want things to go back to how it used to be
your phreak approved illaoi gameplay, sir
Snek
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Snek got a rat for dinner!
Not even funny how superior that fag Nickyboiโs redesign is
>>532310575thanks for being smarter than average with this post
>>532300139>No, but the fuck you mean she's not a fighter? You say you main her, but don't see the vision of a hyper rush down mix up character using her lashers to poke and pull herself in like Sadira from Killer Instinct, using her hate spike as a projectileNah, she always just lures her prey with some hypnotic shit and then tear it apart, she doesnt really fight, and if she gets cornered, she just retreats back to the shadows
>>532310661ok now generate her killing twitch
>>532310575>Buff zyra.gayest post itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwRwjybIj_0
>>532310661snektits
>>532310660phreak approved smolder gameplay, too
>>532310575I can tolerate gayhorny posting but
>buff zyratoo far
>Golden Ox + 2 Gold for Dummies
I'm going to miss Golden Ox so much
>>532310575nothing wrong with that anon
>>532310965hes like a king koopa troopa with those koopa troopa shell pauldrons
what support should i play for when i've given up
>>532308331>vision score of 34I wish, they now normally peak at 12
>>532283916let's not pretend every fight game community isn't like this with flagship characters
>>532310613I get what you mean, there's different things like "cute", "hot", "sexy" etc and I bit of all the above so it doesn't bother me
>just accidentally ate 4 slices of moldy bread
whoopsies
champs for this feel
6
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>>532311137huh, the spikes do kinda invoke bowser lol
>>532311031Golden nigger is one of the most toxic comps ever made, and I'll be glad when its gone, I'm tired of see it spammed all the time
Either way, I take you're a dipshit that only spam the most toxic comps in every set too
>>532310965>POWAH WAVE>POWAH WAVE>POWAH WAVE>CRACK SHOOT>ARE YOU OKAY? BUSTA WOOF
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/spVy5z2y8-8?feature=share This makes Big L seethe
>>532310606Bunny my beloved....
>>532311597it does make me seethe and i saw it 3 weeks ago
watching gamedevs who dont even play my champ talk about what I like like it's a matter of fact really pisses me off
>>532311591100% illegal, never again
>>532310606You were laning against a silver dude.
>>532309243>>532309790The only way to redeem that suit would be to have Ahri's pubes sticking out around it.
>retarded team feeds briar again
Illaoi is the most fair, well designed, and high skill cap juggernaut
>retarded teammate flashed into our entire team with briar r again
>>532310194VBL, King Grey and/or Lobster.
In that order.
>>532310723That's her level 3 super. Next question. If it works for Ahri it'll work for her.
>>532312346:( Was it that bad
>>532312708my heart got broked 5ever and now i just lay in bed thinking about darius and garen all day
>>532312686its still funny being namedropped
but no anon I ain't gay
>>532312859VBL is furiously gay
>>532312972i don't think vbl is actually gay (or even bi)
Why is this ai faggot allowed to spam his shit every single thread? are the mods fucking aislop loving indians or something?
ban this piece of shit already, holy fuck
>>532312783Wasnt it a marriage pact howd that happen damn
who are all the gay lolgs?
>>532312972him and king brown should date.
>>532313325he showed up one day n said "im not gay anymore" and that was pretty much that
>>532313365here
*mass replies to everyone itt*
>>532313516I'm not gay like you
If i was a rioter i'd rework illaoi too btw. I dont think its good that the target audience for a champion is below s*lver
>>532313519Maybe now he just likes women on top of men
Remember what was stolen from us
I thought lolg was all in cutelow
the illaoi changes are literally a buff exclusively for low elo niggerboppers where jax players will just jump on her whenever and fight on his own ghost and a nerf in every other situation but don't let that stop you rock biters from posting your awful opinions
>>532314303no. look at the leaderboard
>>532314197maybe so, but either way, seems like he's got no interest in me anymore and frankly after getting tossed like that i dont really wanna encounter him anyway!
if he really did wanna talk again, he knows right where to find me at any rate, here and elsewhere
league of legends
>>532314358>low elo niggerboppersSo the illaoi target audience?
>>532310802Nah man she is just cheesed to meet someone else who can appreciate her collection of fermented milk.
>>532314214wow an ugly troll doll in floaties
such a devastating loss
>>532314662cassiopeia doesn't look like that
i hate toplaners so much it's unreal
>>532314906semen has flooded his mind, he cannot consult his senses anymore
>>532314906Correct, its an alt design you can download a skin for from runeforge.
Why is /lolg/ so disingenuous?
It's called ragebaiting for a reason and you fell for it.
>>532315053illaoi haters have no choice but to lie and gaslight since all of their arguments fall apart under scrutiny
Crone can 1v1 Valkia?!
>>532314662look at that filthy fucking rat so happy about sharing sewer skewers for everybody that his snekwife made him
>>532314490I see. Dont give up on love just because of some prick tho
>>532314732finally ive been here so long and never ever see anyone call her by her archetype
EVERY TIME THEY POP OFF
THEY PRAYING THAT YOU FALL HARD
>>532312686why me last :(
>>532315770cause it's a meat sandwhich
yordles do not have tits the size of their heads
>>532313781i look like this
>>532315887Goths aren't allowed to touch water
Stop posting and kill yourself, Aha.
>>532316228wanna meet up?
on the rift, that is
>>532316415>Implying she'll be getting wet because of water
>>532315667it is what it is! im not financially stable to even think about it to begin with, lol
a good 30 or so years from now, maybe
this guy 100 to 0'd me in 2 seconds btw
What are the Illaoi changes?
I missed them
so I unlocked the new champ and played her in bots for the missions and to get a feel for her kit. How the hell are you supposed to build her? Her passive feels useless since you need 4 items to get 100% crit leaving only one possible AP item and that's trolling since your last item as an ADC is normally a defensive option. I don't normally play the role but is there something im missiong? Nashor tooth+ rage blade also felt really shitty
>>532316595Ah so ur a youngling got it
any streamer? how do i see chat when im in-game
>>532316502who the fuck is aha
when you throw a match and int like a dog you deserve to be called a nigger faggot who molests kids
i dont see the issue
you troll you deserve to be shit talked
it's a team game when you play like shit and feed you are also trolling 4 otehr people
>>532317649theres a few ways, most just open up a new instance of chat in a new tab
>>532317508Stixxay (semi-pro) seems to go guinsoos - ie - runaans almost every game
>>532317508AP on Yunara is a complete meme dont even bother
Absolute retards think its good because when you test it vs a target dummy you will basically always get the shadowflame crit boost vs low health but in actual games you basically never get it and when you do you'd have killed them regardless.
I dont think I've had a winning top in a dozen games
I even ganked this guy like three times
>>532318032yeah i only have 1 monitor
>>532317347They changed the e curse (when the spirit dies) to be 3seconds. All the rest of the changes seem to be poorly implemented in general based on how phreak described how it was meant to work vs how it works in reality.
Illaoi is still an unpickable garbage champion that still will take dorans ring.
my adc and supp r edating horsefuckers nice
>>532319249so it's down from 7 seconds to 3?
Why?
>>532318972It's Camille vs Gwen what do you expect?
>>532319396That's fiora actually
>>532319372Am I supposed to get the references....
>>532311845I havenโt played in a few days. How did he land after the bork buffs?
>>532319170you can either pull it up on your phone
or use something like transparent twitch chat overlay
Can you please just decide to finally break my heart so I can kill myself?
>>532319372Edating horsefuckers that don't even have the canon ship
>>532319834phone sounds like a hazzle, overlay seems good
>>532319475Applejack and Rarity are MLP characters
people ship them together because Rarity is a rich noble girl and Applejack is a farmer girl who grows apples on her apple farm like opposites attract type beat but they have never been canonicly dating
>>532319858I can mend your heart how about that
>>532319670no he was streaming runescape yesterday
>>532319992>opposites attracttrash
>>532319858But you broke mine, dont play the victim now
>>532319387Who fucking knows but the way they wrote the changes initially made me think you were going to get the same amount of tentacle slams from your curse in 3s as you would in 7s (making it more scary). Turns out you can legitimately get 0 slams now
>>532319424Oh the ig skins look the same to me and those items could have been built on Camille as well. Fiora should win that but all fiora players are elo inflated
>>532319992i wonder who people ship me with......
>>532320145there are no current ships
>>532320145depends, are you an adc or support?
>>532320145Nobody.
People dont even know you exist.
>>532320313I ship the most love starved anons with the least loving ones
>>532320505that's a bit sociopathic anon. please don't do that forever, you're putting bad karma on your soul each time you do it.
>>532320505coomer x gooner
Which lolg is actually a clanker in disguise?
I wish I had the courage to live without your love or permission.
>>532320505>least love starvedLike who everyone here is a degen
i cant believe my eyes
a morgana that played the game
>>532320706its beautiful, when lyra acts like a loveless loser and someone hopelessly thinks they can get anything from that it fills me with endless joy!
when a new simp joins jfs stream and falls in love only to learn that she cant feel the emotion known as love
when s17 posts his own name and simps for himself
AHH its so fun in this general!
>>532321035enjoy your 3 day vacation
reflect on what you did wrong and dont do that again
>>532320998>Kindred ADCTragic.
>play around my teammate
>they get ahead
>they start shit talking teammates(including me) when they make any mistake
I swear to fucking god 90% of the time the reason this game is frustrating to play is just because the average player is a subhuman
I would unironically pay for an option to turn off the chat for my teammates, not so that I won't read it, it can just turn it off, it's just so that those fucking niggers shut the fuck up and actually focus on the game
>>532321249i should just play my main
>>532321263Full Mute is the only way to play anon, why do you let random people affect your emotions and mental
>Pride...! My downfall...
Going 11 deaths on yone rn just to show my jg that they can't talk to me like that
>>532314662>bbc-chan slop
>>532321808>NamiBi, polyamorous (has gf and bf)
>CaitLesbian
>NeekoLesbian
>ViLesbian
>LeonaLesbian
>TFPansexual (aka fucks everything that moves)
Fagbros... why is the big black dude the only representation while half the champs in league are lesbos and bisluts atp?
https://youtu.be/F01UTYg79KY?si=tg4BdTdFReUOmRyO
>>532321793>cancer vs cancerwhoever wins, we lose
>>532322471https://youtu.be/B7nKzCRL_oo?si=smTvkajUdqdIspyi
as a vifag I am completely buckbroken, defeated, every new week I become more of a cuck
>pro play jailed champion
>all fanart is off model Arcane slop
>no playerbase, vifags are just lesbian self inserts who don't play league
>new skins will never appeal to my fantasy
>irreparrably June'd
but she's just so fun to play bros. no champ puts me on the edge of my seat just by holding Q. predicting helpless flashes with ult, or dodging CC with the unstoppable... she's so simple yet so engaging to play. if I didn't know anything about her, and my only understanding of "vi" was purely on a gameplay aspect, I'd be happier. but as it is I hate her. I just wanted a tomboy.
sigh...
*flips hair from left side to right side melancholicly*
hwei is now in my top 5 hightest mastery
a little more and he will be my hightest.
hwei exalted/hall of legends skin when?
still thinking about what to rename myself so i have a unique name instead of sharing my name with like 10 ppl...
but i havent decided on my new name yet...
i have some ideas but i havent picked one yet...
>>532319792Buffs didn't change much. He still feels pretty bad to play.
>>532322574ahri, evelynn.
it was already looking grim for illaoicels back in the day, doesnt do damage anymore, now she wont even be able to do this pathetic display
its truly over
>>532322553>>532322681I mean in the picture.
And even those are
1) Yes kinda but again - no perter
2) He isnt gay he just has gays inside of him
Sett, Aphelios, Udyr and Lee are the last copes
and Ez and Ekko but that OMEGA cope
>>532281287She was doomed the moment they were content with making her a Lux clone for 5 years at least and giving the ult copy gimmick to S*las instead.
>>532322870ez and ekko are alt universe headcanon by a retard
udyr and lee have never been explicitly stated
and sett and aphelios are only gay in skin canons
>>532321808What the hell is going on with vi's legs
>>532322770AustrianPainter69
anyone want to run like 5 - 6 back to back 1v1s not for shit talking purposes i need to make my hands move and i need to push myself without throwing a ranked game. 3-4 with ur mains and then maybe 1 or 2 with a champ you dont play as much and ill do the same. you can counter pick irelia if you really want.
>>532269725Men only want one thing and itโs fucking disgusting
Is being bi a disappointment and disgrace
>>532319858I'd rather just kill you myself
>Mel players talking shit as if they aren't subhuman shitskins
>>532323543no. i'd rather my kid turn out bi than turn out to be a waifufag
>>532323253The peasants are rising up in revolt! They are demanding a stream, my liege!
nuRiot is fucking trash lol
>>532323802what if your kid turns out to be both bi and a waifu/husbando fag at the same time so instead of only spending money on female characters he also whales on the male characters too
>>532323916This was Vi in legends of runeterra, made by nu-Riot
But after arcane, everything has to be tainted by arcaneslop now
>>532322380because eating pussy is superior, even the women there like it!
>>532324068>>532323916They shouldve kept the boob armor
But that stupid giant belt around her waist and the half skirt are really dumb tbf
>>532324209the belt is to hide her massive belly that she got from eating too many burgers
>>532324209>I have zero fashion sense and only care about muh tits
>>532324209>half skirtit's a corset you shitskin retard
>>532323916vi will never recover from arcaneshit
>>532324323under her corset there's half of a skirt ruffle and it looks retarded
you are retarded
It was fun. I'll see you on the other side.
>>532323543bisexuality is tranny gooner cope
Original Vi outfit is litterally "random shit go!".
We get it you like boobs but lets not pretend that abnomination is a good outfit.
>>532324376>>532323802been feeling nothing but disgust for myself.
>>532324838there's nothing wrong with bisexuality. do you want to talk about it, anon?
>>532322574Literally Seraphine
>play jg
>int lane
>lose after that lane gets a lead and carries
>type "x gap"
>farm reports and laughs from the lanebab mental breakdowns
>>532324795Very punk for a punky character from the punky steampunk punk region!
vis new trailer in that fighting game looked pretty cool but why did they change her face? she looked fine before and she was actually attractive despite having the tranny sidecut
>>532324793yeah i kinda agree, maybe im just brainrotted and lonely
>>532324912robot daughter
>>532325460they found out hetero men dont like piercings
>>532325460They saw men were still lusting after her and decided to make her even uglier in a attempt to scare men away from the lesbian character.
>>532325552Nipple piercings are hot tho
New Sona skin is very sissifying
>>532324968i dont even know who i am anymore, idek discussing it would help
if i had any doubt riot hates me in particular now i dont have any
i need a new game... this shit aint cutting
nobody ever replies my posts, you guys are all niggers samefagging or circlejerking and I hate you all
[thing that i am=nothing wrong->implied threat]. "you" [belligerent spook->knife wrapped in velvet.] [gives the illusion of choice=>educated, initiated/poorly so] to [be subjugated] about it, [potential threat to my security and tribe => seems harmless enough to tame=>best outcome. not immoral, utilitarian, perhaps a victim]?
>>532310723As opposed to ahri whose lore was quite literally the same thing
>>532326481desu w.e forget you spin
I threw a winnable game today
Well several but this one was really bad
I got jumped on and I panicked and didn't know what to do with my ult
So I just chucked it and it missed everyone
If had just thought for a second about using it to peel my ADC then I think we win the fight and the game
Unlucky stuff
goodnight lolg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwRm9N6nLI
>>532326080that sucks to hear. wishing the best for you.
>>532326618lost count of how many winnable games i've thrown. especially over some really stupid shit like overestimating trist R damage
>>532327026goodnight, zerazoomie