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>>532130657sowwy for messing it up :(
pointy stick unga
blunt stick bunga
>>532277818stop lewding sisters of twilight
>>532277818keep lewding sisters of twilight
>>532277927is that the same artist that made the squire surrounded by fujo beastmen?
ok why is his name not used in here? just the title, it looks retarded
my faction consists of:
>evil autists
>master builders and engineers
>love slavery
>stupidly tall hats
>unecessarily long braided beards
>building ziggurats
>weird bull creatures with wings and faces
>they get to have a special snowflake uniquely powerful capital city
>a weird army of low morale slave troops being corralled into battle my malicious taskmasters
pic unrelated, I am of course talking about Babylon
>>532278287there's a few instances which are the other way around too, like how Malekith is just Malekith instead of Malekith the Witch King
>night battle
>formations
>forest map
>setting terrain on fire
we were robbed bros
>>532279319bad game design
IKIT CLAAAAAAAWWWW DOOOOM ROCKET
Playing Skrag. Must decide the fate of the sandfuckers
Do I support Repanse's undead crusade or do I help Settra rule everything?
>>532280141>Tie me-me to a rocket and shoot-fire it at Morrslieb. I am prepared-ready.
>>532280141as funny as this one is it always makes me sad, you can see the fear in its eyes
literally my one and only weakness is fear in an animal's eyes as a result of human cruelty
>>532278930>Babylonassyria mogs
>>532273468outriders have ratling gun tier accuracy and will miss half of their shots until they get max accuracy bonus from chevrons. then they will only miss 1/3 of their shots.
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>>532281128>ASS syriansminor faction who got cucked by Hanigalbat for the main spot + I'm hiding behind 7000 siluhlu "labourers" + Babylon won in the end so cope and seethe
>>532280435side with settra because then you can eat all the casualties and sell the bones back for more MEAT
plus then you can slice up Repase, butchering her first limb by limb, so she's just a torso and head, then chopping up her limb by the joints and holding them over the fire like a kebab
the torso is cleaned and gutted and chopped into stew, and the head is kept as the butcher's personal onahole until it starts to rot
Do you ever leave LL dismounted? For me Wulfrik is always dismounted
>>532282525Most of the time for Hellebron, I prefer it for her but I try the other mounts sometimes as they are all good choices.
>>532280839Shouldn't have targeted my grain
You live on sewer scraps or you get the doomrocket treatment
>>532282456Okay I'll do it but that isn't really my fetish or anything
>>532277818In terms of female characters in the game I would go for Repanse first over any of the elves.
>>532282525I dismount all Bretonnians unless they have gryphons. To protect their image as armored juggernauts of holy spirit the gay ponies need to go.
Same thing with chaos warriors and their ponies.
>>532280839if you live in a rural area with rats like that you lose that bit of innocence very quickly, same with cats if you also have feral cats shitting up the place
>>532282975you should look into it, a skilled artist or writer can make butchering women into pieces of meat quite erotic
>>532283261agreed
>>532283505I live in a city which has all kinds of annoying animals so it's not that, I have my reasons
Wow, Grimgor's campaign is a slog. No wonder when they AI plays him he rarely gets off the ground.
>>532282525No but I dismount Witch Elves off their cauldron
>>532283279>I dismount all Bretonnians What a churl
>>532283984>AI grimgor>never gets into wars with Chaos>expands rapidly>playing Grimgor>"oh look its the 100th time Tamurkhan started a war with me early"
>>532284092Only the best grail knights are chadly enough to go on foot
>>532284213Can Grimgor 1v1 Tamurkhan or is the dlc power too strong?
>>532284376He can keep up pretty well but even then he'll just get gibbed by Tamurkhan's low health passive
Is it just me or are the only memes and comics this general posts these days about cucking? Bit weird innit?
>>532279319damn... that game was surely successful and everyone still plays it right?
>>532284376on foot maybe, but on his mount no tamurkhan wins, plus being an annoying bitch by spreading plagues and shitting out high tier units early on
>>532284656no one reposts the edits I make that aren't about sex
>>532284656every board on this website is nothing but cucking, racebait, or incest it's not just us
what campaign is the hardest right now?
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>>532284365Kruber casually uniting order factions through the power of sex
>>532284656It's a sign of the times
Did the total war people say anything recently about what they're doing for a tomb Kings and lizard men update?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRNnKiFkgHo
Bout to start a Hard/Hard campaign as Miao Ying. Never played Cathay before, what do I do?
>>532284376You need to have Big Uns in your army to even have a possibility to dent his army, Tamurkhan needs to get locked down by a War Boss hero you recruited and Grimgor respectively. Also it has to be an ambush because good luck in a fair fight
>>532285329that doesnt sound right
>>532285458not sure if bait or not but it's just a minor qol update, no update to the geomantic web or anything like that
just tech tree and building tweaks and maybe more blessed spawinings
>>532285584Miao more like meow haha
As much as I dislike Attila I'll admit it has good ambiance
>>532285692With AI potential its hard again, you run the threat of being dragged into a 2way war constantly, either from Marienberg, The Barrows Legion, the Orc tribe to the North of Middenland, Khazrak and even the minor Bretonnian factions to your South if you didnt sign a non-aggression pact with them turn 1. After you manage to pacify 1 or 2 of these threats its a tossup whether Vlad, Festus or even Ikit are your next threat and you better hope its not Ikit because the fort even with a good garrisoned army there will not handle the bullshit autoresolve the nuke has
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>>532286250have you played pharoah?
>>532285584Defense is the best offense
>>532285458They said it will have
>technology tree, building tree changes for both>general rebalance>more Blessed Spawning units for Lizardmen>a small mechanic of sort for Tomb Kings>(not sure here)lord/hero skill changesIt sounds like the last Greenskin rework sort of changes, but I think the Kangs and Lizardmen will get buffed. It'd be especially stupid to nerf the Kangs, they're quite shit and outdated
>Tamurkhan
This faggot is what made me realise the -wound timer shit (e.g. gear, skills) is for the AI, not the player. Sure love a bat-shit strong LL with 1 turn wound timer and on Nurgle so he instantly recruits full stacks of strong units every single turn.
>>532286495Lizardmen are strong enough as is, all they need is a tech tree OVERHAUL and a geomantic web OVERHAUL. no buff needed. having more blessed spawnings is nice though
TZEENTCH CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE NOW NOW NOW
>>532286380I like Pharoah, haven't finished any of the campaigns on it yet though. After playing the hell out of Troy, Pharoah seems too samey without the addition of Mythos units to keep things interesting
>>532286312I'll check him out, was a while ago
>>532282525No, riding into battle on some huge beast is the coolest shit and only a contrarian faggot would refuse it.
>>532287032pretty much the same here, I was really hoping for a mythos mode when pharoah got announced
it has very good ambience
>>532287193It would be cool if the huge beast could die but the LL starts fighting
>>532286921nothing makes my dick harder than seeing cold-blooded killers charging chaos shits in melee
lets talk more about elf rape
which flavor of elf would you want to see raped
chocolate, vanilla, or grass
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>>532287420>I was really hoping for a mythos mode when pharoah got announcedSame it could have be like a Total War version of Age of Mythology. But CA must have felt they needed to toss the Historical players a bone.
>>532287889big bulky norscan thugs and chaos warriors raping chocolate elves on conquest and corrupting their wombs
vanilla elven maidens being sold as cattle on the streets at marienburg
grass elves being carried back to the herdstone never to be seen again (aka torn in half by minotaur cock)
>>53228788931 flavors can make you anyone a believer
>>532284365This but with Valkia, Arbaal, Skarr and Kormak
Karanak get the "reward"
>>532284656What Slaanesh + High Elves DLC make to /twg/
Do Tzeentch followers have sex or does Slaanesh have a monopoly on that?
>>532284656I have not once seen Empire man + Empire woman
>>532285458Siege Livestream Recap
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2514916135
>Steve - 6.3 toward the end of August (14:42)>Steve - 6.3 TK and Lizardmen rework will not be the same scale as previous Kislev rework (they are doing: Tech-Tree rebalancing; buildings, Heroes recruitment and rank from buildings; TK are getting a new minor feature; Lizardmen are geting new Blessed units; bugs fix and tweaks (19:20)>Steve - No Geomantic-web rework (21:02)>Josh - around 20 new Unusual Location coming with 6.3 (25:45)>Milcho - Gate bug is very hard to fix (52:40)>Milcho - They are actively looking to allow spiders & Skaven units to climb Walls, and ghosts to pass through Walls in later siege Reworks (57:45)>Milcho - They have thought about artillery on walls and wish to do it but are not working on it for now (01:00:22)>Milcho - Reduced the cost of building Siege Equipments (01:02:57)>>Milcho - Can toggle on/off the ass ladders for those wanting them (01:06:00)>Milcho - New buildable ladders as Siege Equipment (01:07:49)>Milcho - Working to make Gates harder to destroy but not just by giving them more health (01:10:27)>Milcho - Walls towers are deadlier but have a shorter range (01:12:32)>Milcho - Some characters had the Siege Attacker removed from them (01:18:58)>Milcho - They may add a way to get some initial Siege Equipments (01:19:13)(01:34:05)>Milcho - Next big part of Siege rework will be Garrison units, then they will focus on Barricade and Tower (01:36:02)>Milcho - Want to work on Auto Resolve in general (01:37:50)
>>532288761Of course, building an emotionally dependant person is top tier scheming
>>532288761depends, its not a strict rule either way
same with nurgle followers
the only ones who don't all that much is khorne, but even then that's mostly just full on chaos warriors, random cultists and stuff will still fuck
>>532288761Yes but it has to be through a sheet with both parties blind folded
>>532288761Will you not have sex with her ?
>>532289351What would sex with a Tzeentchian sorceress be like? Surely she would have some tricks up her sleeve.
>fiddling around with the settings to get some extra fps
>look up some performance comparison videos
>grass detail doesnt actually change the quality of the grass model or LOD
>just density
>tree detail is supposed to only affect trees in battle
>but it actually does affect trees on the campaign map
Why CA lie?
>>532288761yes slaanesh has monopoly on everything sex which is why everyone but lizardmen and greenskins are going extinct
>>532289623She'll change her genitals depending on her mood
Not necessarily to human ones
>>532289643greenskins have sex for pleasure, just because they can't reproduce doesn't mean they can't help da boyz out every now and then
>>532289783every day, a different sex organ
and every day, a different libido to match it
>>532289816only a /tg/cuck could hold an opinion this unloreful
>>532289623Doing a lot of positions.
>>532289816No they dont you fucking homo
>>532289643>>532289816Are greenskins a fungus or something here too? I thought that was just 40k.
Is nurgle the most annoying enemy? If only because of the constant messages
>X settlement is under plague
>X settlement is under plague
>X settlement is under plague
Also every time the auto-resolve says I'm gonna have a "valiant defeat" it's a decisive victory without even needing to corner camp or any other cheese.
playing as warhammer chinks btw
>>532290278They're fungus yeah
>you will never be a cute twink night goblin, high on aphrodisiac shrooms and being passed around da tribe after a long battle
why even live
>>532289627I hate how CA broke the grass density from WH2. IN WH2, you could change the grass draw distance to be the entire map with a mod. In WH3, you can't. It doesn't work, even if according to everything it should, so the maps are barren even if you could make them not be so
>>532288894>all those reworks after the item rework>promised control/corruption rework as wellIs that the power of having Bongistanis and Bulge Aryans in one team?
>>532290278Unlike 40k, fantasy has fluff that actually details greenskin lives from birth
>>532290278https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Greenskins#Reproduction
No matter which edition of Neferata I look at, a constant is that she always has impressive titties, and I legit wonder if CA is going to actually be faithful to it or flatten her anyway.
>>532288894>Milcho - They are actively looking to allow spiders & Skaven units to climb Walls, and ghosts to pass through Walls in later siege Reworks (57:45)engine limitations
>>Milcho - They have thought about artillery on walls and wish to do it but are not working on it for now (01:00:22)mods for wh2 literally did that, but I guess engine limitations.
>Milcho - Working to make Gates harder to destroy but not just by giving them more health (01:10:27)nerfing siege attacker type damage lmao
>Milcho - Want to work on Auto Resolve in general (01:37:50)we worked very hard on the siege rework (they're still awful btw) so we're cucking the autoresolve to force you to play more of them
Few devs are as equal parts egomaniac/incompetent as CA.
>>532290904Who's that lil guy?
Why'd he do it?
Why'd Thanquol kill Ozzy?
>>532291323His name is Mannfred Jr. She made him out of monkey remains.
>>532291195you unda'estimate my power
>>532290983>NORSCAruined in wh3 and will get powercrept to ridiculousness 8n the next DLC
>>532291381No...
>Googles it.NOOOOOOOO
>>532291591Ruined? I can think of the missing Archaon event and Trolls + Ice Trolls being at the same tier with no recruitment restrictions.
>>532290574W-We iz Gobbos!
>>532282525Kroq'Gar is either dismounted, unless I am fighting another legendary lord that's on a mount or large.
>>532277872Maybe next year when big bad dlc come.
>>532291719i want to kiss and lick his shoulders and chest
>>532291715>missing Archaon eventI got it fine last week
Maybe archaon was already dead in your game?
>>532291323Thanquol poster.
>>532291881The Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, has died.
>>532291985wat
I must have been unlucky all the time then.
>>532291719>human noseno schnozz, not goblin, simple as
>>532292112No, he's on first, we're not talking about him.
>>532291649>A celebrity I've never met died of old age, time to be performatively upset about it!!!
>>532292236>I just saw someone lament the death of an artist they appreciated, time to performatively shit on him so the rest of the thread will suck my dick for being an internet tough guy!
>>532288520Amazon Chocolate
>>532292182Exarch Ebony
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>>532291381https://youtu.be/LWRnT3FLW3Q
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna start a TOW campaign as Elspeth. I will NOT start my 28257th dwarf campaign.
>>532292485>Sigmar, also called Sigmar Heldenhammer, meaning "Hammer of the Goblins" in Old ReikspielThere is no being more suited to goblin slaying than imperial men, FACT
Is there a single person in existence who actually enjoys the shitty tower and barricade building minigame in sieges?
Cathay is such a boring faction holy shit
Do chinks have no cool mythology and monsters to draw inspiration from?
>>532292450who the fuck ever appreciated Ozzy as an artist? mammon worshiping clown should've overdosed decades ago
>>532293296they had monke sovereign but now they fucked it by writing all the background fluff about him to make it seem like he's a chaos character
>>532293296the lions and guns are pretty cool, but otherwise yeah they suck
there's a lot of reasons why they could have been better and aren't
>>532290904is there any version of neferata that doesnt have that stupid ginourmous hat
>>532293209In Warhammer? Not I. In Rome 2/Attila style? Absolutely.
>>532279951unfortuanly that is true. Three Kingdom had many nice things in it but it had issues a lot of it. For example playing anything other than Hans was locking a lot of characters that was Heath of this game.
It failed because of bad dlc idea, each chapter was one time play than you never returned to it, also those dlc give not enough to main campaign.
Also maybe it is my personal taste but game had too many gramps as playable characters.
>>532293296DLC faction (One DLC every other year)
>>532292778>the hammerSigmar
>the anvil Miao
>>532291528I think that's supposed to be a disembodied head on his belt but that disappointed expression makes me envision him piggybacking a manlet and he's so done with it already
>>532288894>Milcho - Gate bug is very hard to fix (52:40)Oh for fuck sake at this point they could rewrite whole gate code.
>>532293692Yeah, basically all of them except the ET/AoS version.
>>532294223A proud cathayan tradition that continues to this day.
>>532293296They need 1 more DLC, same with Kislev, and a rework and then theyll be fine
>>532290904Good that even if they do Her this ugly, there is going be a mod to make Her pretty. Maybe not on day one but in first week.
>>532293436don't cut yourself on that edge buddy
>>532294327No one can resist reiklander cock
Lords of Shang Yang would have rescued Cathay...
>>532279951night battles are just lightning strike but they actually look cool. formations are basic rts shit and wh3 has no excuse for not including them
>>532294686That stupid dlc leak was made-up by self proclaimed Legend of Total War.
>>532294327>>532294642Self inserting as le chad doesn't stop this being weird
>Self inserting as le chad doesn't stop this being weird
Idea for female units for races who do not have female units of any kind.and a name legendary Lord female does not count so I think that's only Empire and I almost said the British but then I remember they had those sacred ladies genetics.
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When did they give Ikit AI the ability to make more nukes? Or did Deepwar do this?
>>532293692>erm, can I have this but without the sovl please?
>>532296504>>532296642For fun let's come up with some ideas for female units for races who do not have female units of any kind. but you can only have females so not lizard men and a name legendary Lord female does not count so I think that's only Empire and I almost said the British but then I remember they had those sacred ladies Hero and lord unts. Slso do we have any probably disposable bunch of crazy people type units that probably have just as many men and women in it next to each other but you don't really know this I'm thinking those Flagellants might be half female..
>>532297040>End times model>SoulPick one
Now that burning gays hits pretty hard light is actually a fun lore
>>532297213Better than a goth damsel reskin
>>532297213BTW I heard recently that half of bullshit that "happen" in End Times actually... Didn't happen. What I mean is that a lot of content that people repeat about End Times are non canon notes from Joshuy Reynolds. So this shits are not canon (notes not whole End Times).
>>532277602 (OP)>zero mod information in the OPI remember when the OP had stuff about third age total war and other cool overhauls. What happened?
>>532293692If stupid ginormous hats are a problem for you what are you doing playing a Warhammer Fantasy game?
Why can't they make buff spells worth casting? Why don't they just double the buff and the duration?
>>532297935I dunno blame MP or something
>>532297128>>532297346>>532296642I had to use an AI to make sense but I think it made sense of it.What If Scenario: All-Female Units in Total War: Warhammer
Just for fun, let's come up with ideas for all-female units for factions that donโt currently have any female units at all. A few ground rules to keep it interesting:No cheating with races that already have female units, like the High Elves, Dark Elves, or Bretonnia (theyโve got those Damsels and Prophetesses).
Sorry, Lizardmen are out โ they donโt really have a gender dynamic that fits this.
Empire might be the best candidate, since theyโre mostly male units right now (besides maybe some heroes/lords in lore?).
Also: do you think some units like Flagellants might actually be mixed-gender already? They're such a chaotic, frenzied mob that you might imagine half of them are women โ itโs just hard to tell under all the screaming and chains. That could be a fun angle too.
>>532297789anon that shit has been out of there for years, longer than non-wh3 games have been out of the OP
>>532297935They are kind of boring in the same way spirit leech or crows are
No dodging like bombards, no line of sight like missiles, no lining up multiple units like winds
If buffs were equally strong they would be like WH2 arcane conduit where you just have to press the button whenever the cooldown is up and it's mindless busywork
>>532298241What about Ogres my lord?
>>532298548 Do we have any good idea for Ogres female units?
>>532298252With the popularity of modern total war, surely there's even more reason to have mod info?
Every single total war game has a workshop since rome 2 I think.
>>532298669Ogres lady cooks
>>532298241>Lizardmen are outamazons mod exists
>>532297935Whole spell system is a relic from WH1 times when CA was in the competitive multiplayer psychosis.
>>532298829mod info for games that aren't even in the op? wh3 itself doesn't have any definitive mods that you'd put in a starter mod list, it's just a case by case thing. when people do ask for mods they get wildly differing responses depending on what people like. even if something was put in the op people would still ask and there hasn't been any issue with that
>>532299181Aren't there some universal mods like camera fixes and stuff like that?
>>532299309that's like the only one that you could consistently recommend
>>532298963I disagree, it had hard change in WH2. The difference and qol that CA added in WH2 just by making it available for us to aim spells and don't force us to move mage for it.
>>532297789>>532298829The cheats autist won...
>>532299632If you are even reading this thread you are already autist.
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>>532299414Yes I'm glad we have the extremely fun and interesting miscast system instead of having something like it was on the tabletop.
>>532299816Well yeah but I'm a different autist
>>532299929Is it fun though? Maybe in TT but for TW it would be just annoying. I really hate when people want just copy past everything and aren't capable of thinking if it is even good or if it can be change or improved.
>>532299929Begone secondary
>>532299929looks annoying and unfun
>>532300396my first tw was rome, what was yours?
>>532300554Gods, I hate Gauls...
>>532300554Shogun 2 although I may try something before it but I didn't like it and so didn't play it back than. So Shogun 2 was my first real TW game.
>>532300383You mean you don't want Big Chungus from pg.53 paragraph C of White Dwarf issue 92 to be in the game? But he's such an important character!
Is the Vortex campaign worth installing Warhams 2 for?
It finally happened, I'm tempted to try Cathay for the first time
>>532301253Iron hail gunners are bretty fun
>>532301253I'm sorry about your situation
>>532300963I was talking about this, but yes, I don't want Ca to throw in to the game ever little character and unit that was ever mentioned in WD or army book. For fuck sake I don't want Dog of War or Nagash to be added to total war, at least not until more interesting things are added. I would sale Nagash 3 times just to get brand new race that would be Nagas of Khuresh.
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>>532301493่้ขๅฅฝๅฏ็ฑๅ!
(if it's wrong blame google)
>>532288894What's wrong with garrison units? They are sorted by value and once you hit the 20 unit cap the cheap units (low value) are excluded. What is there to rework?
>>532302413You want us to blame your friend from the other side but not you?
>>532302562amazons are confirmed to be a part of the mega dogs of war dlc next year
>>532302562>when?2nd September 2021, that's almost 4 years ago
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1188790/
some people are such slowpokes, geez
>>532302951If this big dlc are Dogs of War than Wh3 is going to see true End Times.
>>532302413>>532301493 I prefer thePrince Zhao Ming because he's funny and his friends with an ogre.
>>532302562Seems a little sexist...
>>532301493ๅจๆ็ฝ่ช็ฑ้จ ๅคฉๅฎ้ ๅคฉๅฎ้จ ๆณ่ผชๅ ๆๆดชๅฟ! ๅ
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Why is route marcher even an option when you always get it on level 2?
>>532277602 (OP)you warhammer fantasy are unironically a bunch of goyslopper of the worst caliber. you spent 350 euro in total into the warhammer trilogy, for a game that removed all the aspect of tactical maneuvering, morale shock and win by tactical knowledge and put instead meme unit, magic bullshit and god-like single unit. You are proud of being chosen by a dogshit company for being more brain dead and easy to deceive, all you care is this unoriginal fantasy ripoff. No gameplay, no brain, just le cute figurine. You are more than happy to have a game that has no gameplay correlation with the shit you see a monitor, even with empire you didn't need any healt bar, or the dogshit icon above a unit to know what's going on the map, now it's a clusterfuck of pixel. Yes even the presentation aspect regressed. CA think of you the same way the old guard think of you, and used your money on hyenas, because that's the feedback you give them, that's the game they thought you would like.
I would purchase a new TW only if is a good product, you no matter what
>>532303554BlaBlaBlaBla. I have dragons vs your formation, what you gonna do? What are you going to do?!
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>>532303864Hashut with all of this!
Which TWW3 campaign feels like I'm saving the world from Chaos
>>532303469What % of turns do you think it will make the difference in
>>532304319Pick Archaon!
But seriously Kislev used to give you this feeling but they made it a lot easier now.
>>532303554Assuming you are serious, you have clearly not played any of the games if you think morale and positioning isn't important in the fantasy total wars.
>>532304603>they made it a lot easier nowIt's as easy as it's been since immortal empires hit
Realms of chaos, especially realms of chaos kostaltyn is still suffering kino
>>532304319>>532304718Yeah I'm bokking right now and it's nice to not only oppose Chaos but to also match their aggression instead of shooting like the other Order factions
You're locked in here with me
>>532304395It literally makes your entire campaign 10% shorter.
>>532304786Well, I was recalling how it was at the release, with portal spams, hero spams (once again) and other things. TW used to be fun when Ai had tools to be a threat.
>>532305462What about every turn where you take a settlement but it was closer than the difference made by that extra 5%
>>532305331why can't she use everyone's sweat haha like sweaty attacks that probably stink haha
>>532305582I only got there because of the 10% on previous turns.
>>532305854Does anyone even try to play Bretonia? They are once again one of worst faction, even they legendary hero aka Green Knight is laughable.
>>532305632Too much salt in sweat
>>532302951They better include Nippon samurai or ronin in dogs of war if they don't get their own faction.
>>532305675Not necessarily
>>532306235I only play as Repanse for that crusader feel
>>532306450Better they don't Nippon could be a really amazing faction but it would need to done from base to end, just imaging one unit for Dogs need could fuck it up in any featured capable.
>>532304319Arbaal. I spend more time killing Chaos than I do Order while playing him. Archaon is even a Challenge of Khorne for me at this moment. I just wish I could easily capture settlements so I can sell them to Order factions for non-aggressive pacts. Unfortunately, the skulls mechanic gets in the way of that. Feels like the only way to get any real money in this game is to sell settlements to the AI factions and take advantage of their infinite wealth.
>>532306450it's supposed to be amazons, halflings, and 1 other i forgot as well as the southern realms themselves
>>532301253Zhao Ming is the most fun imo but also has the best (an extra caravan) and worst (Ogre unit buffs that you cant buff in other ways inspite of his buffs) campaign traits.
>>532307403the ogre buffs are great for the early game at least because of all the skaven you have to fight
>>532307403What annoy me the most is that in WH3 they removed ogres cavalry from the mercenary pull.
>>532307606>great for earlygameOgre Bulls are not worth using over Jade Warriors, and you cant recruit Maneaters (Pistols) early enough to make it viable
>>532307998the dual weapons will tear through ranks of skaven trash, and they are recruited from a separate pool from your jade warriors so you can do both
>>532307628Didnt they add them back with the ogre dlc
Not that ogre AI knows how to keep a camp alive long enough to see them
>>532308302They change it that you get more variant of ogres infantry but you cant get cavalry anymore.
>>532304718>>532305024these posts....making me desire .... a lizard playthrough
>>532304319Be'lakor or Azazel as anti-chaos, friendly to humies is kinda fun. Mannfred stomping chaos and rats, Wurrzag similarly, Greasus too, bashing up Tamurkhan and Grimgor then marching north. Tyrion or Alith lategame too, Teclis would be great but I've never played his campaign that long. Nakai can get that way eventually - bash up evil neighbors (maybe Cathay), warp back and save lustria, then sail either north or south and bash chaos shits. Thrott blowing up Chaos used to be fun too but since Kislev's gotten relentless buffs his campaign is ass now.
>>532309397>Bros he's going to press it!>As foreseen!>Yes as foreseen, the Great Plan!
>>532310364do you think slann pick out their own fashion or do they just wake up covered in shit thanks to their attendants and just roll with it?
I am a High Elf... wielding the Sword of Khaine...
>>532310669literally what the fuck is wrong with you
>>532310505Probably barely notice, they're tripping hard on cosmic spirit trips most of the time
Elves that we are missing:
Light Elves
Rock Elves
Urban Elves
>>532311107>Urban ElvesThe druchii are right there
>>532310950They called me a menhera...
>>532311107Chocolate elves
>>532309397The Great Plan is in motion
>cheatfags will defend this
>>532304319If you want to feel like a bulwark against the darkness that withstands the horrors from the north, Katarin, Kostaltyn or Miao.
If you want to feel like turning the fight on Chaos and invading their lands instead, Boris Ursus or Ostankya (with the return to Kislev option).
If you want to feel like a secret service making sure Chaos can't get a foothold anywhere in the world, Oxyotl.
Why play Karl Franz when you can just play Elspeth?
Wish I could confederate franz on arrival and use his influence mechanic. guess I'm staying in china
>>532311830as a cheatfag I am desperately inclined to defend the collective cheat community, from the highest quality faction additions to the lowest brow chinese invincibility buffs
>>532312035Because Franz is a main character LL and doesnt need to rely on a recycled mechanic like Elspeth does with a better Ikits workshop
>>532312035Can't, she doesn't have a penis.
>>532306498/twg/ + my edit.
Anyone else think leadership system is completely fucked? Even without any buffs most of your units only run away when they are too damaged to be useful anyway. Any ld buffing on them is actually bad because that just means they will get wiped out instead of routing.
>>532312050I wonder how Balthasar Gelt will do when Ind and Khuresh finally get opened up.
>>532311107Last I checked the Lady floats so she's lighter then air
>>532312543It does depend on which race you are playing but overall, leadership is certainly on the high side in Warhammer.
>>532311830Kys cheattranny, Ill use this mod to my full enjoyment and theres nothing you can do about it
Yeah, I'm kind of cool...
>>532313147Based and speedpilled
>>532313147>purple healthbarsfess up, which strain of 'tism do you suffer?
>>532312418well its really cool :)
>>532313503prob red-green colorblind
Why not have one /twg/ with vanilla-only posters and one /twg/ with cheat posters?
>>532312781Why don't chaos use guns and explosives anyway?
>>532313503I'm extremely colourblind...
>>532313603>>532313720well don't I look the part of the bitch ass fool
>>532312261That's what you think.
>>532303554I purchased them because when I was a wee lad I had to collect all the models on my allowance, paint the fuckers, put up with neckbeards and associated weirdos and stupid game store rules to play the game.
Now I can play every army virtually for more or less the price of one (1) tabletop army (including all the bullshit that comes with it) and fight CPUs in real time instead of spending 5 minutes using rulers and two hundred fucking dice and flipping through multiple rulebooks every turn.
Am I a dirty secondary? Sure. But this is the game I wanted to play back then and so I will be playing it.
>>532313685no foundries in the wastes because chaos conditions and strife leave barely any leeway for permanent settlements
chorfs aren't omnipresent enough to sell and/or jack prices too high for ammunition
>>532312543Leadership is obviously good on daemons and undead, but usually worse on heroes, since as you say they take more damage before routing. There are a handful of niche situations where it's like, I wish that unit of spearmanii would hold and get wiped, so that I can shoot the enemy more, but in general that's not super common.
IMO the bigger problem with leadership is ranged units pulling swords out of their ass and holding in melee about 2/3rds as well as equivalent shitty melee infantry. I think the game could be much more fun, more explosive, if ranged units would rout almost immediately in melee combat, instead of all being de facto semi-hybrids. Sure a unit of gobbo wolf riders could shut down multiple ranged units pretty handily, but that'd give them any purpose in SP, and you should, as the commander, have to defend your ranged units. Sure it could lead to a noob box meta but the ranged checkerboard meta isn't much better, and it would force you to bring some melee infantry compared to the checkerboard which lets you bring 19 ranged with almost no downsides. Back to the concept of light cav hard countering ranged, it would be a skill check/micro investment, and they should be countered by heavy cav or monsters or obviously spearmanii. Bring back the rock-paper-scissors, please!
>>532312543Leadership makes perfect sense for MP where a unit being wiped out probably means it did its job better
Do you think that Medieval 3 will include the entire world from day 1 or that they will add regions over time with DLCs?
>>532314761Erm but I love running my low-tier cav into Orc Arrer Boys/Quarrelers/Blunderbussies and watching them slowly lose in melee.
>First campaign victory as chorfs
>Get achievement
>mfw i have them unlocked via creamapi
N-nothing ever happens, right guys?
>>532315031I imagine it'll be similar to Rome 2 where we get the whole map but certain factions are locked behind DLC.
>>532315320>Get achievementWhat is this the fucking xbox 360 days? No one cares
>>532315476I'm just saying, on the offchance of a random valve employee coming across my profile and seeing that i have the chorf achievement without the chorf dlc purchased.
I hate Festus so fucking much bros...
>>532315583I downloaded an unlock everything mod because they walled some daniel stuff behind the graphics stress test battles and I was tired of it after just one, it gave me all the achievements along with them
I doubt they give a shit
>>532315320You can cheat the achievements too with allowed mods. Nobody is looking at them brother.
How can I tell if Slaneesh is seducing my Faction Leader...
>>532315710same but luthor
>>532315896>jobbing to Festus as Karl Franz>everYour starting army actually rapes Festus', just stack FCM over Archers, about 6-8 of them make Festus a cake walk while ur Handgunners keep concentrated fire on Festus
Is the Empire Hangunners gun based off an actual gun or is it just made up
>>532316093Franz players literally deleted the majority of the progress CA made on the first AI beta because their babymode campaign had even some slight challenge. They are below even ratfags and the mpfag in my estimation.
>>532316521Fantasy arquebus
will people still care about Miao Ying when Yin-Yin receives her inevitable DLX?
>>532316521Empire handguns are probably based off arquebuses and flintlocks
>>532315896why does he have to ruin every franz campaign I play
also this is what I get for turning on minor faction AI
>looking for a M2 mod
>it was hosted on megaupload
So many hours of hard work and fun gone
>>532316790>Strength Rank 145Dear God anon, I hope you reset! That's a crazy challenge!
>>532316790>not in any wars>didnt sign a NAP with them on Turn 1Your fault desu, cheatfag
>>532316757It's a little sad that after all this time spamming about her as if she's Aqua you have no recourse but to be disappointed. Either she's not added, or she's just another boring generic chink-pandering LL like the rest of Cathay but with slight naval theming (her starting settlement has a port).
>>532316965>That's a crazy challenge!Not only that, but the Bretonnian faction has to fight through... the notoriously weak Helmgart fortress settlement! One of the weakest types in the game when you have to defend!
>>532316665Ok, falseflagging ratfag
Who would win in a fight between:
8 Chaos Warriors of Nurgle
20 Empire Swordsmen
>>532316790Always remember to join a far-flung war so that you don't get force-declared on since the AI won't let you be at peace (despite that being all you want) for a certain number of turns based on your difficulty level.
>>532316757i thought the dragon emperor outlawed lesbianism in grand cathay?
>>532317396>The most fun the IE has ever been was essentially deleted because Franzfags complained Elector counts got wiped outIf having this opinion makes me a ratfag, then call me a ratfag
I'll be playing Chorfs or Kangz
>>532317671that's why she's being discrete about it
>>532317671why would you think that?
pretty sure the implication in the reveal trailer was the alchemist(female) and the sky lantern driver(female) were a thing
full on Cathayan scissoring
>>532317905>fixes the EC bug>AI aggro still makes them uselessNow youre just making up arguments
>>532318116>why would you think that?because if they are >full on Cathayan scissoring
then they aren't making more peasant soldiers or peasant farmers or peasant longma preppers
>>532318221>Noooo Nordland needs to survive as a minor faction until turn 50! Summon le elector counts!!!! xD amirite reddit!!If you didn't play the first AI beta you can just say so
the hardest franz campaign is in wh2
Noo... I lost two armies instantly...
can a lorefag explain to me where a Nurgle general gets off calling me a degenerate when I click on them on the campaign map
>>532318863He's just taking the miss, Nurglites are known for their joviality and fantastic sense of humor. Just talk shit back, it's all in good fun
>>532304663You're not clued in enough if you think morale plays a role in WH. Formations don't matter so breaking the formation for a few seconds is only as valuable as the damage you can inflict on routers and that is incredible hard to capitalize on unless you have doggos, a dedicated chaser unit, that suffers in other tasks.
Positioning can matter but usually only to a large degree in ambushes where you or the enemy has incredibly soft units (artillery) that you can smash. Flanking in general does fuck-all because you're in every single situation better off getting a high value damage dealer than a morale shock unit (except against undefended artillery but again, doggos are superior here) and play for the army losses because that's the way every battle ends and that's the only way a battle ever ends.
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>doesn't affect the units black ark itself recruits
thank you ca, very cool
How is it possible for me to have been playing TW since 2014 and still be so shit at it, I can barely play above N/N in WH3. Anyone else?
>>532321172No, just in Lesbians with Elspeth
>>532320849you just don't got dat dawg in you bro
>>532321172Did he get that for killing goblins?
>>532321785yeah, let's call them "goblins"
>>532321172 No he's a Holy Roman Emperor the skaven are the Nazis.
I just want to play a minor faction...
>>532320849I use random start a lot which resets your settlements to T1 but not the AI, so I play on N/VH. any higher campaign cheats and the AI will always steamroll you in the first 10 turns
>>532322081you already can
>>532322143Teach me your ways...
>>532322168Mixu's faction unlocker
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2859968660
Arch Lector general or agent? I need a current patch empire guide
How do I stop my High Elves from having sex with Skaven and Beastmen? Corruption is so high and I feel like these spellcaster armies do nothing
>>532320849Even on H campaign difficulty you have to optimize to beat the AI. There's no reason to bother unless you care about the achievements--you can surely shitpost here without actually playing VH or Legendary. Do what feels fun.
>>532322078Skaven are more like ww1 germans desu.
>>532323143if you don't play all your campaigns on legendary using exclusively meta strats can you even call yourself a total war player?
Does Morale play a factor in Three Kingdoms?
>>532322691I prefer agent because it provides replenishment, therefore you'll have to get one anyways. Also, empire general is a better option because of gryphon mount while the arch lector only provides flavor if you want to make that meme stack with the free company with AP bullets and empire knights with insane maneuverability.
>Drycha is laying it down hard on the draculas so they don't get too powerful
>Kemmler was destroyed before he could invade
>Golgfag didn't deathball
>pic related
oh yeah, its gonna be a good Franz campaign
Where are you, HALBERDIERS guy?
Should I grab 2 Helblaster Volley Guns or just stick to the 2 Hochland Long Rifle guys I have in my Karl Franz army?
>>532323254 Most of that technology is but with the ovary dramatic inaffected Wonder Weapons and the outlook on anyone who's not them and the backstabbing tendencies and how does so evil but in the most completely comedic way they're Nazis, Also storming yesterday Stormtroopers and such as a popular thing infection that called bad guy soldiers but those are bad guys soldiers based on Nazis time and time again yet you called them Stormtroopers and such Warhammer fantasy was doing it before people just applied it with no contacts to any bad guys soldiers.
What's a fun, simple faction in Dynasties that doesn't require you to pay any attention to the more complicated mechanics like diplomacy and outposts?
>>532323906Odysseus
>strong/safe start>easy access into Egypt
>>532323906probably the sea ppls
>>532323906The blonde chad dude that isn't Walwetes is like Archaeon, Taurox, and Skarbrand rolled into one, literally rewards you for being a peabrain murderhobo. I also enjoyed playing as the Kush "lotsamoney" guy in the South of Egypt, those light kush runners are practically cav and can get solid charges in the rear, his archers were good too. Nice little kiddy pool area before reaching Cairo and having to deal with the rest of the map but it's a pretty safe starting area.
>>532323690Hellblasters are always a bit lacklustre whenever i use them, they're not bad but i prefer cannons+hellstorm. Hochland are better if you need a unit to snipe things.
>>532324469I was just unsure where I wanna go since I have 2 helstorms in my army, those basically destroy the enemy infantry before they get to my frontline (all Carrosburg Greatswords) and have 2 Emperor's Wrath Steam Tanks for a bit of sniping, might phase out these Nuln Ironsides and double up on Hochland Long Rifles rounding out to 4 of them in my army.
>>532324196due you mean Agamemnon? The Trojan king? that seems like a good start position
>>532323826Also one of the few places they seem to have somewhat good relations and official alliances with happens to be Nippon.
>>532324845Nah, Odysseus, I prefer playing as the main character of Ancient Greece instead
>>532325104are you trolling? there's no Odysseus character in the game I can see
>>532325298Anon, you can pick minor factions in Dynasties, choose the option and youll get more campaigns to play + they dont have any major campaign mechanics outside of the culture theyre part of, which the Greeks have one of the strongest in the entire game
>>532325483>>532325527oh ok thanks im literally retarded
might end up doing the kush guy
>>532277602 (OP)>Check OP image>No mention of 40KWe have failed... the Emperor...
*walks my high elf army to your capital*
*sacks it*
*leaves*
That's what you get.
>>532283505Cats have the advantage of being big and fluffier, though I can imagine feral colonies are ass why it's great when they come in and spay and neuter them like Bob Barker Praise be upon the prophet of "What you watched when you were sick and at home from school if you're a fucking old boomer like me" Bob stopped hosting in 07 it's been drew carry since
>>532278930I fucking loved the chorfs in WH3. It's the closest you can get to the mordor experience of a multicultural army of evil since malekith can't use lots of slave foreign race people for orc surrogates and WoC can't field beastmen (Ra roo).
I do find it weird for as huge as babylon looms in our memory we got dick-and-shit-all for actual material for them. It's just some Persian era account of a cavalryman's kit and a biblical thing raving about their terrifying cavalry. Meanwhile Assyria and they've got no end of juicy material to wor kwith
>>532327889imagine if Malekith could get blocks of expendable high elven slaves in loincloths like the laborers
M3 wouldn't start off so early as 1032, but I assume by 1070 (or even 1100 or 1169) the status wouldn't change much.
>Pharaoh total war style zoomed in focus of just Western/Central Europe
>>Instead of 1 province empire total war france you get a +12 province France with +12 factions.
By zee lady how horrifying.
>>532327606*You return home*
*You discover that me and the bois (girls(?)) have raped your children*
*Then sacrificed them to summon N'Kari*
Now what?
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>cylostras AI bugged out on my province
>10 turns doing nothing but spreading vampiric and slaneeshi corruption
fuck off you fat bitch
>>532328405*sacks you sexually (non-consenting)*
>>532327889>multicultural army of evilThis is why I play with the mod that increases allied recruitment slots in armies, it's a lot of fun to make armies of doom.
I had a campaign recently as Gorbad where I allied with Skarbrand and recruited Khorne units into all my armies
>>532288761>khornethe norscans who worship the hound likely do not see any problem with having sex, perhaps leaning towards mostly being for procreation, but once they peer beyond the veil and become devoted followers of khorne they become strict nevergoon
trvecels
>tzeentchsex is a tool, a means to get what you want from others and approach them at their most vulnerable, what I mean to say is that they're all BPDemons who will suck your soul out metaphorically and literally
>nurglegrandfather nurgle gave you STDs, that means he wants you to spread em
total war is bad and if you play it your bad
I am a bad and evil high elf empress
WHY DOES IT SAY MY VERSION OF THREE KINGDOMS IS MODDED?
>>532277602 (OP)Which is the easiest to play?
>>532331297Tyrion or Alarielle.
>>532330909I literally checked the mod manager and reviewed all files and it still says modded
>>532331297Tyrion is one of the easiest lords in the game.
>>532331607But he's into femdom..
>>532330743if I ageee to let you castrate me will you let me be your personal attendant?
i dont know who to play... i dont know what i want..
>three varieties of gate bug (defenders opening the gates and hodling not letting you progress in destroying the gate, or opening and closing behind one unit to get destroyed in isolation, or units going up on the walls instead of through the gate)
siege "beta" won't fix or address any of these lmao. Maybe slight relief on the third issue, but not a fix.
>still difficult for big heavy dudes to hit routing units, chasing down lords/heroes is utterly futile
>give charge order to cav unit, 2 entities make proper charge impact, the other 118 come to a complete stop 3 feet away and saunter into melee
>AI still brain-dead cowards on the campaign map and make decisions solely around frustrating/slowing the player instead of delivering a fun experience, or credible intelligence, or strategic challenge
This game could get 5 more years of betas it would still be undercooked.
>>532331797How is Tyrion the BVLL into femdom?
>>532332103but it has mirrors of madness
>>532331297Tyrone > Alarielle > Aleaf > Teclis > Eltharion > Imrik
If Aislinn is posted in Norsca then he's mid
If Aislinn is posted in Chyna then he's easier than Tyrone
If Aislinn is posted somewhere else that depends
>>532331297the sex lady because of her buffs to public order.
>>532330909Are you subbed to any mods on workshop? As I understand, some mods are working even though you haven't activated them. How to identify which one's are? I don't know. In wh3, the so called movie mods are always active despite being unticked on the mod manager.
>>532332628I found out why. CA abandoned the game, didn't update the flags and everyone is forced to be modded
>>532332545Alarielle is a pure and innocent virgin
>>532331297Tyrion is definitely easiest
>great starting province, easy stomps of druchii nearby, slight challenge of beating Noctilus and later N'kari, then confederating and wiping out the rest of the druchii and becoming a global powerhouse in ~80 turns with zero credible threatsAlarielle and Eltharion are probably second
>similar to Tyrion but more challenging nearby enemies, split start for Eltharion sucks the fun out imo but others might like itAlith is probably strongest for 1 turn global recruit and faction-wide ambush attack stance, but yellow climate on Ulthuan hurts, and his early game can get annoying very quickly. Imrik and Teclis are hell for the first ~50 turns and don't ever really get comfy, although they personally become extremely strong combatants. Teclis would probably be my favorite if he got a confederation mission to get an Ulthuan settlement or if Caledor survived long enough for Imrik's to work at all. Fuck this game.
>>532333110You have to have sex with the Phoenix King the moment you become the Everqueen. Then you can split up but you have to have a daughter before you're allowed to split up and marry who you actually like.
>>532333110she's a bull prepper
warhammer 2 was so perfect, what happened
I'm enjoying Records Mode for Three Kingdoms...
Gives me that nostalgic Shogun 2 feeling
>>532322802You're just going to have to learn to cope with it.
>>532320597do we agree with that semi-colon there?
>>532334064in a sense, yes
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Just started Morathi's campaign, what am I in for?
>>532334747Have you played any other total war campaign
Its basically like that
Sorry if you wanted anything sexy
>>532334747the same shit as in every other campaign you fuckin' stunad
Would a near future sci fi setting like the first Command & Conquer work for Total War?
>>532334859Good, there's a lot to like about 3k
i never left my modded warhammer 2 honestly
Why the fuck can't you retreat units when you are in town when sieged? I have 3 reinforcing armies, I know I will win. But for some fuckign reason the game wants me to completely lose the unit before I can bring new ones in.
>>5323357343K looks like THAT?
which factions let me gaze up at the stars and feel love for their beauty
Is it ok to suicide a grudge army on its final turn? The army isn't completely slayer so I wonder
>>532335883New Lunar Republic
>>532315320no i unlock every achievevement in paradox games to spite them because the autistic retards gate them behind playing without mods
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I just teleported as Arbaal into the heart of the Empire to kill Karl, what the fuck is going on here?
>>532332147... I guess we partake in different fanart of Tyrion and Alarielle
>>532333264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOvSG7eNnm4
3 turns for Caledor.
I wish it was easier to tell who was hostile to me and who was actually at war with me in Three Kingdoms
>>532334747Probably having to autoresolve against stanky unless you REALLY krump her immediately. Disappointment with the slaanesh units since daemonettes provide absolutely nothing that other units can't do cheaper, (except magic attack, but they're relatively flimsy).
>>532286529I had a Demon Prince and a level 1 shitter die in the same battle, the game prompted me to hire a replacement to lead the level 1 shitter's army and one of the options was the demon that JUST DIED. Even kept his gear, but lost his nemesis crown, not quite sure how the whole thing worked.
hearing you faggots talk about the game is actually insane
>your units having higher morale is a disadvantage
>cavalry doesn't counter ranged units
>formations don't matter
I'm having a hard time understanding how you could even come to such wrong conclusions. it's obvious that cheating should be discouraged because it leads to shit like this where you're literally not even playing the same game as everyone else.
>>532338269Henrik Posner defeated Tod Brittle, avenging Keenbaerhall's death at the hands of Pensa
>>532339023>cheatschizo goes on a rant against someone who only exists in his head out of nowhere
>>532339023You are literally retarded if you think having higher LD on all factions is always good.
>>532340372nta but elaborate
>>532331297Where's Grombrindal
>>532338783>Disappointment with the slaanesh units since daemonettes provide absolutely nothing that other units can't do cheaperimagine having this dogshit of an opinion
>>532340420The moment your unit starts routing the AI will start ignoring it. If you just try to pull back an unit the AI will chase and do high casualties. When an unit is around 30% you would rather see it run away and survive rather than fight to death and and get permanently destroyed.
>>532340061>only exists in his head>>532320058>>532314761>>532340372I bet you are one of the mega brainlets who was calling by our blood a debuff.
>>532340698look at this cheatcuck not realising you can recruit more units
>>532341296>>532341259shoo shoo back to playing your n/n campaigns.
>>532341378corner white cuckcheat dot cheat white cuck cheat pixel white cheater
>>532339023There are sone people calling By Our Blood bad.
>>532340698I don't lose units, ever, though
Records mode for Three Kingdoms is actually so fun
>>532333267but tyrone is the father of alarielle's daughter.
>>532342341I DON'T MAKE THE RULES
>turn 80 and the empire is only 50% human controlled and I haven't killed Vlad yet
time to kms
For Three Kingdoms
Is there a mod that makes it obvious who you're at war with? or how people feel about you? Damn. It's so impossible to tell
>>532343041On which unit size are you playing? Ultra or large?
>>532343939ultra on records mode
>still no way to randomise starting positions
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"crushing defeat"
>>532347169>AI can't siegeswow big if true
>>532340624Hes not THAT easy Dookies tend to spam darksharts and Shades which are poison to dorfs.
Also dwarves are slow and their quick units gyros get melted by said crosbowmanii(elf).
Dwarf Artillery fuck up elves realbad though. But even that isnt a sure win because of shade stalk.
Thorgrim Ungrim and Scot are much easier
>>532347169MALUS
DARKBLADE
I'm wasting my time by embedding a Khainite assassin into an army, right? Been a long time since I last played Dooki but I'm remembering thinking they're for campaign map use only.
>>532348961What is the army buff that they give? Movement?
>>532348961>scavengeYou're wasting your time. Or maybe having one around wouldn't hurt. More money is a good thing. Anyways, what you really want is a hag for replenishment.
>>532316757I never like playing her because everyone use the mountain path.
>>532347169>stirland>changeling
>>532349218>>532349034More about them in combat, not their passive army buff. They seem pretty shit even with a bunch of levels in them. Oh well, won't miss him. And yeah I have a Hag, they're always great for the replenishment and in combat.
>>532349897assassins suck in combat because they're on foot, suck at dueling and can only provide value by sneaking into the enemy backline and killing some high priority target. A master provide some actual sniping potential due to their flying mount while being leagues better at dueling. Assassins are only good as agents on the map.
>>532350274Just like Witch Hunters then.
At least after their ability was shat on by MPbabus
>>532341478Kek Seeeeeething
Grave Guard are
>Extremely cool looking
>Overpriced in midgame
>Absolutely useless in lategame
Can blame their uselessness on mpfags? Can Neferata's head save GG?
chinese arrow bending tactics
>>532335951Yeah pretty sure you get more grudges on an enemy you lost to
>>532353461Vamp problems.
Spamming Skeletonmanii is just too effective
>>532353461>Can blame their uselessness on mpfags?No. You can blame CA for making PvE and PvP parity instead of it being their own gamemode because it's really stupid to take PvE fun for PvP and vice versa.
>>532353461They had magic attack at one point. I think they're ok, you can run them and with your other tools they beat anything, it's just not the most cos-efficient way to play vamps.
>>532354473What is cost efficient for Vamps? Zombies and Mortis Engines?
MALUS
DARKBLADE
INVADING THE NORTHERN WASTES
I am a High Elf in the Southern Wastes.
It sucks here.
How do people have enough recruitment slots and economy to have like two kitted armies on turn 5? What am I doing wrong...
>>532354609Pretty much. It's very hard to beat.
I recently played a kemmler campaign and focused on confeding the red duke and while his grave guard stack was very strong i could have also just run kemmler with zombies and won the same battles.
>>532355018Doesn't Kemmler start with a unique zombie buff?
>>532354946By "people" do you mean the AI?
>>532355056I just get smashed so quickly by the AI
>>532354946If I am running two army as lizardmen, I am in debt and rushing objective for their gold reward. Hoping to conquer enough to sustain myself or have an army sailing around for point of interest.
>>532355095The AI has many cheats in attempt to make them more of a threat or challenge. Upkeep is a particularly notable one they have.
this is some medieval 2 ass map
>>532355045He has a unique banner that is very good but the same strat is just kind of optimal for your other lords and can beat strong armies. Your infantry exist to survive while your mortis engine and magic does the heavy lifting.
>>532355491*follower not banner
I just want to see a yellow sky...
I will rebel...
and win
on L/L Records Mode
It feels like there's been a lot more 3k posting lately than usual. Is it just me?
>>532356303wasn't there a big sale recently? Maybe more people picked it up since Warhammer's updates are glacially paced
Bros, can I get some lowdown on two factions? Specifically Astragoth and Miao Ying, starting a Hard/Hard Campaign later for one of them, still undecided. How should I go at it?
>>532356537>AstragothHope you like fighting grimgor
>Mewmewhope you like fighting villich, kraken dookie and sniitch
>>532356472I mean the whole franchise was on sale and it seems only 3k specifically is getting a noticeable uptick in posting. Don't get me wrong, it's my favorite TW, but it's just strange the sudden shift.
>>532356716I tried but the Warham UI is too comfy to leave
>>532356631Maybe I'll just play Ikit Claw again..
>>532357050am currently strating a new Zlatan campaign too, I'll check if the slave army glitch still exists where you go at the desolation of nagash and raid with a 20 goblin army for a steady slave supply
I forgot how good and fun these Slaanesh's Harvesters are.
>AI deploy in conga line at the edge of the map
Why is this still happening?
>>532357189>jumps between unit to unit to harass and disrupt>hexes you>DoTs you>heals selfAlso rather nimble, they can turn around and start moving quickly unlike a lot of cavalry.
>>532356754which is weird because UI might be the worst thing about WH
>>532357587how so? Proprely shows me which building does what
>>532357120>glitchSome minor AI is forced to be particularly passive like them. I think they have a trait under their name about it in the diplomacy screen.
>>532357676I got the minor faction enabled I'll see if that changes their beheavior, I think cheese should be more fitting then (they are even skavens lel)
>>532357587Three Kingdom's Diplomacy UI is by far the worst thing in every total war. You cannot at a glance tell who you're in an alliance with or at war with.
You cannot tell on the campaign map people's moods/intentions or if again you're at war with them.
It's impossible to tell who likes who at a glance because all the flags are the same
That said gameplay wise it's the most fun Total War I've played since Shogun 2 FotS
3K has the best music in a Total War since Shogun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYh_beTS16o
>>532358419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YzNWmZo4FQ I like this one a lot
>>532357464>>532357189Doomfire warlocks might be the most underrated unit in the game. 2 doombolts per unit are fucking insane and they are good support units for sisters of slaughter with their soulblight casts.
Too bad fucking CA locked them behind a garbage building no one bothers to build.
>>532358443I think I prefer this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dj0HpoJzTQ
>>532358845For me it's
https://youtu.be/N6G7k3Meo9E?si=xaT-5-JaPT6dXKgn
I see the jannies still aren't doing their job.
>>532358105I'm not trying to get into an argument about who's got the most intuitive UI or whatever because it's mostly a matter of familiarity at the end of the day (although just a small aside, you can see all those things you pointed out from the campaign map but whatever)
All I'm saying is that objectively speaking WH's UI is just very ugly, especially compared to 3k's which say what you want about ease of use or whatever, it's beautiful and seamlessly integrated wity the rest of the game and the direction of the game.
>>532357632the fuck are you saying my brother?
>>532340698>high LD is bad because you might loseimagine losing
>>532360036When do they? This site has arguably the worst moderation I've ever seen on a website.
>>532361173it's really funny the leaked chatrooms showed they are exactly like the reddit ones with their smelly hugbox
>>532361173well now that's just hyperbole, I still prefer lazy over authoritarian
>>532362508hey what's up resident janny
>>532362540don't make me defend the jannies by dickriding other sites
fucking lazy Bulgarins release some gameplay!!!
>>532349218What are the hags doing that makes armies replenish faster?
>playing chorfs
>can just make 80k gold a turn with diktats and always have enough labour from convoys
Maybe it's time to be done with this campaign.
I know I'm crazy for saying this, but I really, really love Miao Ying!
>>532365030>shoots you with a blunderbuss
>>532356303ive played 200 hours of it in the last 2 months or so so maybe you read my posts
trust this man
>>532365030You're getting vored
>>532356716pharaoh posting is also getting an uptick, i think the most recent historical games just did well in the sale.
>>532339023>>your units having higher morale is a disadvantageYou don't want your units to rout because they lost 20% of their HP but you also don't want them to fight to the last model, it'll take less turn replenishing that unit to full from encampment than it would take recruiting a whole new unit from global (+ newly recruited units will always be weaker due to the veterancy disparity)
Pathfinding can also be a bitch and force the unit to go back into melee
>>cavalry doesn't counter ranged unitsIt's an issue related to two things:
Most cavalry sacrificing their stats for charge and taking an absurd amount of damage from melee/getting pelted by ranged because of that
Most ranged units are surprisingly capable of fighting off flankers, they don't always win but they will put a big dent into your cavalry before routing (ie quarrellers with great weapons)
That's assuming your cavalry is a good one and not some high level of trolling like the nehekhara horsemens
>>formations don't matterThey don't, if you leave a gap in your formation for your ranged units the AI will have a brain blast moment and charge into the "vulnerable" ranged, even if you close the gap they'll force their way throught until your melee units actually manage to convince the AI it is engaged in melee already
If you mean the unit's formation themselves, those don't matter too, whatever you read about tighter formations having more mass against cav charge become irrelevant the moment Big Belly Man smash his bazillion mass through your unit
You can't choose what formation you want them to use and even if they did, they wouldn't get any stat bonus that would justify this level of tactical choice
>>532339023having higher morale is only useful for crumbling units you want your units to rout piss drinker
Do you ever read something and think to yourself: "This must be satire... this poster can't possibly be serious"?
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its past post 500 can i shitpost about rat and elf carnal relations yet
I wish that Empire Swordsmen had heavy armour and precursor javelins.
i'm playing again after a while and the AI is SO fucking annoying now. they just keep running past my armies that are attacking and into my undefended settlements
>>532367245LizardMEN don't post rats being gay, ratfag. Stop projecting
>>532365510nigger just disengage you units from combat when they take the losses you deem acceptable??? What the fuck is going on here? Why would you ever want lower morale except for some extremely cheesy niche scenario or something?
>>532367716>disengage your unitsdoesnt work with the dogshit pathing in this game lil bro
>>532367992Works in Three Kingdoms
sovl
https://youtu.be/Be5NMrrHmc0?si=ii1QKRZvady2fCLR
>>532368039i dont play chinkshit
>>532367992Works in Pharaoh
>>532367992kill yourself faggot
>>532367992Works in Empire
>>532367716if you're playing as clan rictus, having your units break so they get to the back lines without being chased is a viable strategy
>>532368352turns out pathing is much easier when you are only dealing with 2 unit types.
>>532368654There's only two unit types in Warhammer. Big or Small.
>>532368708You really expose how angry you are with such snarky bait.
>>532366171Every time someone post about waiting for Medieval 3.
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Promised Bretonnia update next year?
>>532369034>wood elf>not my dark elf princessits over
>>532368654Pharaoh has chariots just like Warhammer and yet somehow chariots which are infamous for pathing issues work much better there than Warhammer.
>>532369113what would bladesinger be if she was a dooki?
>>532369034Coming out december 2026
>>5323689814 and a bit months. We will prove you wrong!
>>532369124Chariots versus infantry work quite well in warhammer in isolation.
The issues arise when you have 5 different sizes and masses of units in a blob and the smaller units get pushed out of formation.
>>532369545China must be purified!
Do you think I can make a doomstack entirely out of archers and win versus the AI?
>>532369652I love a crowd.
>>532369712Which archers? I wonder which LL (or which archers) are the best for this.
>inb4 sisters of avelorn
>>532369810xbows don't count
>>532369876THEY KIND OF COUNT
>>532369034Each time you post a squire the date reduces by a month
Each time a squire goes on a date the Bretonnia rework is delayed by a month.
>>532370449>>532371152squire isn't real so this just means we can post all we want with no downsides
>>532369034Brets are the only faction whose reworks they pronmised in the dev stream (Kislev, TK, Norsca, Lizards) that isn't coming this year, so most likely.
Chaque รฉcuyer placรฉ dans ce fil fait passer une seconde dans la vraie vie
Can I just expand ultra slowly in legendary/legendary difficulty or is that bad?
>>532372127The Vampire Coast are getting at least one new unit in 2025 :)
>anticipated that Azhag will run south and declare war on me, but wasn't fast enough to catch him
>fuck it, recruit a lord as that's all I can do, I'll have my capital sacked or taken over, but I'll get it back and then destroy Azhag's faction
>
Dawi really are fucked up.
french is such a gross language
>>532348621oh sorry I didn't read the post I just looked at the picture
So does minor faction potential actually results in funny things like Middenland dominating or does it just delays the inevitable?
>>532372652Former. I often see the goblin minor near Skrag do very well and hold out all campaign. Once seen Tilea wipe out Ikit and hold a few provinces for a long time. Often see other minors deep into campaign still alive.
faction potential is just a disgusting ugly dev cheat and admission they can't actually design faction AI well
>>532372136nope you have to be rushing on the higher difficulties otherwise 8 stacks will show up out of thin air and bum you
>>532372652it results in hilarious things yeah like for some reason those mountain dwarfs near kemmler declared war on karl franz almost won but then kemmler and grom fucked them up
>>532373335why do you people play this game? All I hear are people constanly describe the most dogshit game ever and yet you mfers keep yapping about it
>>532373501because no ones holding a knife to your throat forcing you to play on legendary/very hard
>>532373501Consider playing the game yourself instead for a change. Do you ever do shit yourself or do you expect to be influenced by strangers and grifters for the rest of your life?
>>532371947tomb kings and lizards aren't getting a rework this year though
>>532373607what? I have played it myself. I actually think I got the appeal but ultimately found the game fundamentally lacking in the type of variety I'm interested in so I just dropped it and went back to the better games. All I'm saying is that the people who supposedly like the game keep describing the most dosgshit mechanics and design choices I never got to experience and it makes me wonder why you even play it.
>>532373501the truest fans of a game are the ones who complain the most
>>532374049it's not even about the complaining, I don't get how people play a game that does bullshit like "if you prefer to play slow the cpu will just cheat and spawn 10 stacks and rape you". That just sounds like a dogshit game. Especially when there.are alternatives that don't do that
>>532374250as the other anon said that is on the absolute hardest mode where the game is expecting you to know how to play and how to expand aggressively. playing on normal with the new ai option on often leads to a pretty chill experience
>>532369192A sister of slaughter.
>>532374250>Especially when there.are alternatives that don't do thatthere really aren't unfortunately, total war is pretty niche and the only other games which have tried to ro a similar thing don't come close to the scale and """quality""" of total war games
this is pretty much the main reason why people play total war games despite the obvious issues, it scratches an itch nothing else does
>>532374457But why can't I play how I want on the hardest difficulty? Why does the game punish me for playing it?
>>532369034>Promised Bretonnia update next year?Soon, friend....
>>532374565why would the AI sit there and let you build up with no interference on the hardest difficulty? what rts games do you play where harder difficulty does not make the AI more aggressive you fucking retard? add on the fact that the AI gets income bonuses on the hardest difficulty, also like every other rts game in existence, and yeah it leads to them being aggressive and having large stacks. just play on fucking normal, there is no shame in it beyond retards here making fun of you, but 9/10 they are also not playing the hardest difficulty.
>>532374457It's totally fine for the hardest difficulty to espect you to know how to play. It is not fine for it to demand that you play a specific way. That's just fucking boring. Why even bother having all these different lords and factions when ultimately the strategy boils down to the same thing every time and it's just a matter of what resource/synergy/mechanic you use to accomplish it
>>532374543I meant alternatives within TW
>>532375093>hard puzzle has specific solution >get butthurt that your incorrect solutions aren't accepted
>>532375093>It is not fine for it to demand that you play a specific wayyes, it is. the series is total war. there is not a single game in the series that does not demand that you expand to a large amount of territory to win the game. on the harder difficulties the game expects you to do this quickly because the ai is more aggressive and can field more stuff. this is basic shit, you might just genuinely be retarded.
>>532373501>yappingyou have to be 18+ to be here
>>532374845my brother, the hilarious irony to your post is that none of these games are hard. The only thing this stack spam accomplishes is forcing you to play a certain style and keep the game easy, and heavily punish you for deviating. You are completely misunderstanding the point. I'm not arguing against "difficulty". You should absolutely be able to and rewarded for playing defensively if you do it well, just like you are able and rewarded for playing aggressively well
>>532375478you can absolutely play defensively if you want faggot, if you can hold off those stacks with your cities then go ahead. you will never win the fucking game because as i said every damn game in the series expects you to hold x amount of territory (and often including specific places) to win. you really do sound like a retarded 17 year old.
Why do only bad people play Dark Elves?
>>532375349this is just incorrect. Pharaoh and 3k don't require you to aggressively expand and you can definitely play slower and defensively. In fact you are heavily advantaged in both games for playing defense.
>>532375760because dark elves are EVIL
>>532375680We are all waiting for tomorrow when news drops.
>>532375657why are you so mad? Why are you defending obviously terrible game design?
>>532375760Tell me why you think they are evil?
Without the "le slavery is...LE BAD" or "pacts with demons is not mkay". Seem just very opportunistic guys and gals and restricted by gay laws and rules.
>>532373501Dumbest fucking post of the day award goes to you
>>532376138Ofc I will mention slavery. BEsides that they are eternal seethers when it comes to High Elves. Jealous little pricks.
>>532375834i have played both of those games and yes they do expect you to expand aggressively. pharaoh because you need to hold those important cities for resources (gold especially), legitimacy so you can become the ruler of whatever culture you are, and so you can hold centers of civilization so the sea people don't fuck shit up for everyone. the factions that can't become emperor on their own in 3k can expand a bit slower since they have to wait for someone else to get an emperor's seat but they still need territory to ward off the factions that have more aggressive AI and to prepare to declare war on an emperor when they take a seat. like i said, you genuinely just don't seem to know how this series works and has always worked.
>>532376075you just don't know what is and isn't good game design. shogun 2, one of the best games in the series, expects you to expand aggressively, full stop. the fact that it does this is not bad game design. you just don't like that a game series called tw expects you to fight wars quickly on the harder difficulties where the ai actually wants to kill you.
How much influence did Monkey Island had when it comes to Vampire Coast?
>>532374565>why can't I trivialize the maximum difficulty with completely suboptimal playI can't believe you sincerely typed this and thought you weren't being completely retarded
Do you have this complaint about other games too? Like do you go around whining that it's too hard to win at driving games by driving in reverse?
>>532376508I was trying to mock the other guy but I guess I didn't make it obvious enough.
How much influence do monkeys have when it comes to Cathay?
How much influence do Bulgarian people have on the ongoing development of Total War: Warhammer 3?
>>532377678I hope a lot. They should focus on making the game more enjoyable. Dlc's can wait.
>>532369712sisters and waywatcher stacks are some of the most powerful in the game
notable mention markus with huntsmen
>>532377926yeah but people buy DLCs
Maybe CA should start selling updates.
>>532375760I'm not evil...
>>532378283I don't believe you...
>>532375760I only play good guy Malekith campaign where i ally with Grombi and only fight against cha*s and other REAL EVIL races, like High Elves.
>>532378670>ready to destroy the world because he didn't get his toy>claims to KILL CHAOS yet weakened his bros the dawis
>>532312050Theres a mod where you get each empire lords mechnic when you confed them (Karl Franz = Influence, Elspeth= Nuln Armory (not Amethyst) Gelt = Mage College ect)
You could try that.
>tfw we will be able to start Fimirmaxxing as Norsca with the new DLC
In the absence of news, we must revert to the tried and true discussionmaxxer: tier lists
>>532378789link?
and does it work for all races?
>>532379780do liggers and chaos even need to be concerned about dental hygiene since they constantly grow new teeth
>532380246
>no arguemnts
not even worth a (You)
>>532379780When a Cathayan peasant puts a tooth under his pillow the moon empress will visit him at night and grow him a new one
>>532376318>pharaoh because you need to hold those important cities for resources (gold especially), legitimacy so you can become the ruler of whatever culture you are,wrong, you can get gold from diplomacy and trade and yes it's good enough for a while and you know what you're doing and you can get legitimacy through scheming (and diplo as well although not as good) and also being the cultural leader isn't even that important.
> factions that can't become emperor on their own in 3k can expand a bit slower since they have to wait for someone else to get an emperor's seat but they still need territory to ward off the factions that have more aggressive AI and to prepare to declare war on an emperor when they take a seat. lWrong. completely wrong. You can (and I have, multiple times in fact) very confortably turtle with a couple of commanderies and survive for 100+ turns just fine through diplomacy and smart defense, and reach duke rank with only like 4 commanderies or so even with factions that don't have massive prestige boostimg mechanics (which quite a few do). You're just wrong. Those two games offer many, many ways to solve most problems.
>shogun 2, one of the best games in the series, expects you to expand aggressivelythis is classic retard take. Yes shogun 2 is one of the best in the series but it is not so because it expecrs aggressive expansion, it's one of the best in spite of it.
>ui slider goes down instead of up
Why is this not a thing in Warhammer?
>>532379994I went back looked it up, must have misunderstood a bunch of info, sorry it only works for Franz and I didn't realise since that's who I played as. Furthermore its no longer updated.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3240160590
Sorry for getting your hopes up.
>>532381027that's fine I realized that you said it's only for the empire after I posted that
it would still be cool to try anyways, there are so many good outdated mods these days
>thousands of hours in total warhammer
>only now realise that you have to choose one of the three army buffs that Runesmiths provide
So if you want the +armour or +weapon, you seemingly need to detach and then reattach him back and select which of the three buffs you want.
>>532381735most people just use cheat engine to give all of the skills and max level
>>532381735funny you say that, i have 1500 and just realized this same thing yesterday
maybe its a recent change
>>532379780Why VCounts zombies and vampires have better theeth than VCoast vampires and zombies ?
>>532381735yeah thats why you have one of both
>>532381807almost no one uses cheatengine and almost no one uses cheatengine in TW
>>532381923no its been around a long time, attaching into an army is considered an agent action, i guess its more confusing since the bonuses given to public order, growth etc used to be active abilities in older games so it trained you to 'activate' each bonus, now you expect it all to be passive
>>532382881Three, for the scouting.
:^)
>weather changes from sunny to thunderstorm right as the pincer attack connects
imagine the sheer terror these poor men in loincloths are feeling right now
>tfw started using Real's mods in WH2
>tfw now can't play WH3 without zeta's
>not even a coomer, regularly go weeks without masturbating
I do miss some of the cooler looking monsters, though
>>532381735In wh2 you could have all 3 at a time provided you never took runesmith out of army (or he was never wounded). It doesn't work in wh3 sadly.
A FUCKING HIGH ELF DLC
WHO ASKED FOR THIS SHIT
FUCK ELVES
AND FUCK YOU
>>532383394the scariest part of that image is imagining I am playing sagaslop
>>532380636I feel like a lot of people just don't understand Pharaoh/Dynasties.
It has a lot of bells and whistles but very few things that matter in practice.
Gold is not a limited resource, unlike Troy. This means it's always in abundance on the market, especially because there are no real resource sinks to spend it on. If you don't have enough gold yourself, (usually 1 gold-producing settlement is enough to sustain even lategame expenditure) you can buy it on the market for a pittance.
>legitimacyThe main source of legitimacy is just winning battles. As long as you're fighting and winning your legitimacy will surge forever. But legitimacy really only matters for the like singular civil war you'll fight in the campaign, you can win that civil war by just eliminating the major competition (which are typically your natural expansion targets anyways) and there isn't actually much benefit to doing so because the court system is a pointless minigame.
All you really need to do is minmax tour food supply to expand your armies. Bronze and gold upkeep is so low relatively speaking that they're never likely to be actual limiters beyond the opening turns, even when your armies are entirely high-tier.
Unlike the money-based TW economies, where buildings and units share the same resources, here developing your settlements require abundant and easily traded wood and stone and armies only really require lots and lots of food. So you can build your settlements as tall as you want and rush for high-tier buildings just by buying all the stone you need without affecting your army at all. The only resource you really need to focus production around is food. That's it. if you have the biggest army it doesn't matter if you're the Pharaoh or High King or whatever (you will be anyways just from winning battles). You don't need to race to aggressively expand because you can just build tall, and you only really need to care about food-production settlements anyways.
>>532358542>GayoZ lost to this Xisters...not like this
file
md5: 92b2966bcda54096aaf72e9b284257bd
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>>532382545Sylvanian Dentistry and Pedigree, VCoast rely on saltwater mouthwashes(not substitute for brushing)
>>532383669>b-but muh tableslop units>they're so generic and boring!>poor oppressed melee rush race #5962 needs the update much more than they do!Menlui. Suck it up, mayfly.
>>532383669The only race that truly deserves a DLC before HE is Vamp cunts.
>>532383669(not)Sorry it was me.
>>532383813what game are you playing then
>>532385076The only TW game worth playing in 2025. Warhammer 3.
>>532383910that's cool but that's not the point of my post
>>532385237what does Warhammer 3 have to do with what you said
>>532383669>FUCK ELVESGladly
I for one welcome the Aislinn, becuase its another elf I can kill and mutilate!
>>532385369i was asked a question and i answered it, are you ESL?
>>532385705There was no question in your post, however, only two seemingly unrelated statements.
>>532383881>get given concise information to go off>still needs to be spoonfed>punctuates like a LATAM
>>532385397DO NOT lewd Marcille
>>532383813If I ask sorry to Legend will you play it?
>>532386073i...was asked the question
and you, answered mine
>>532383669Still need a T1 sword and shield unit
Still need a Ranger variant with a short bow and single sword
Still need a T5 sword and shield unit with AP anti-infantry and magic/flame weapons
Still need Ship's Company
Still need Lothern Free Militia
Still need Lothern Sea Rangers
Still need more variations of the Lothern Sea Guard, most notably a single sword, single axe, 2h greataxe, axe and shield, sword and shield plus dual sword and dual axe variants
Still need more artillery, like Treemen hurling boulders, giant version of their bolt thrower and magic artillery (all 8-10 winds of magic); make the Eagle Claw a T1/T2 artillery piece
Still need an axe and shield and dual axe variant for White Lions of Chrace
Still need Lion Guard
Still need a Phoenix Guard variant with shield
Still need a Swordsmaster of Hoeth variant with dual swords
Still need real Dragon Princes with Sun, Moon, Star and Emperor dragon variants
Still need Hippogryph knights, both with sword and lance variants
Still need Griffon knights, both with sword and lance variants
Still need Great Eagle knights, both with bow and sword and bow and lance variants
Still need Mistweavers and Storm mages
Still need Sea Helms
Still need Merwyrms, both tamed, fully armoured and feral variants
Still need Dragonships
Still need Eagleships
Still need Hawkships
>>532386349idk who marcille is but she seems hot and I want to make her cry like that with my dick
>tier-list faggotry
Always disagree.
Please comment in this thread so CA SOFIA can see it and make unit caps!
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/8-general-discussion/threads/10640-would-you-want-unit-caps-in-single-player-campaign?page=1#post-160549
>>532387309the only cap they need is setting hero cap to 0 for every single one of them
>>532383620>not even a coomer, regularly go weeks without masturbatingLow sex drive isn't something to be proud of.
>>532387135i dont like factions that get to endlessly move and conquer like skarbrand and taurox like legend does,
>>532383669I did, elves are cool and hating them is peak reddit.
slaanesh
high elves
norsca
lol
lmao
>>532387530I didn't know he made a new one. Here it is tho.
>>532387135what's the standard? just his favorites?
>>532387135Can't even tell what criteria he's ranking these on.
>>532387837yeah. I posted a new it's bit changed.
>>532387830
>>532387506Is it really if I just can't help myself but losing interest in a game if I can't have some sort of waifu-mod in it? It's not just TW
There's plenty of games I play and enjoy without it, but it's like a pathological need that if a game has it, I gotta put it in and can't revisit it otherwise
>>532387309>mpfag nonsensenah
>inb4 4 archer reskins
curse you reddit
>>532387954how much fun they are.
>>532387829yep, i cant wait, after the snoozefest that was omens i really need a dlc with interesting factions like this
>>532387830Bretonnia is so fun though seems like he puts extremely good factions in S which imo is really gay like you have fun playing Taurox really?
>>532387830Is Kislev really that good now?
>>532387830Based Greenskin hater Legend. Something about them also puts me off. Their campaigns are just not fun for some reason.
>>532383965Kislev gets wrecked in every game, what are you on about
>>532301007Its a beautiful clusterfuck
Where are you niggers watching that dlc
They should put a Legendary Lord in charge of the Spine of Sotek dwarfs.
I also want to see a dwarf in the Mountains of Mourn. It's really wild that one of the best mountainous regions in the game is dwarfless, and that Grimgor has no dwarfen rivals.
>>532390345grimgor is surrounded by dwarves
>>532301007Only if you play Helves.
>>532389624their cavalry feels bad to use so do squigs and pump wagons
artillery/ranged/monsters are all boring aswell
melee grinds are just boring and charging trolls into a melee blob does not feel the same as hammer and anvil with cavalry
>>532365416I would engage in some pharaoh posting if CA would fix that stupid bug regarding the advisor and court dilemmas. I got a mod to fix it but this shit should not still be a problem nearly a year after it was reported.
>>532391450it is a dumb bug but why would you ever have the advisor enabled? i disabled him completely and i've never encountered that bug. i'm more annoyed by the tausret and weird animation bug with phalanx/spear wall
>>532391450speaking of bugs did they ever fix Gotrek and Felix?
Since it's been on TW3, doing the quest battle vs Slaanesh to unlock them just leads to Felix being a usable campaign/army hero but Gotrek just has an empty stats sheet and no available actions, just sits there on the campaign map unable to even be moved
>>532387309TT caps is good enough for me as far as units go, a hero cap of 2 per army would be nice however
>>532390921laughably bad take, not even worth a counter argument
>inb4 steam tank mistwalker
>>532301007I like the Vortex campaign. It makes more sense than just "Conquer half the map lol" and the final battle is fun.
>>532392465HOW.
Yes that anon.
But also, NTA
>>532302562What are Warhammer Amazons even like? Spearwomanni?
>>532392465Also i mean these posts
>>532387829>>532383669Did they announce something
>>532392920Yes, the DLC is Dechala (Slaanesh), Sayl (Norsca) and Aislinn (High Elves).
>>532392920they said you should try looking it up instead of asking here you lazy bitch
Helf keks no proof.
Just like 40keks
>>532392920https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/75-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-release-update?page=1
>SLOPislin
YIKES wheres my KANG
>>532394208The Hobgobla Khang to be specific
>>532387309>wanting to make demands of how other people can play the game instead of just using a mod that does what you wantControl freak behaviour.
>>532393210sotek said we're getting high elves
>>532392884If your familiar with 40K they're like the Sisters of Battle(Space nuns) for the Lizardmen that worship the Slann.
Basically non-chaos Norscan warrior women who like the jungle
>>532393210>>532394903CA announced it officially retards
sigh.....another warriors of chaos campaign it is
>>532396117This should be a .gif instead of a .webm
>>532393948>Oh, and further support for the third game in the Warhammer trilogy is canceled, to focus all our attention on Halo Wars 3 (and yes, weโre very excited to show you more on that soon).???
>>532396296Legend didn't say that
>>532385705I saw that, but then you said Warhammer 3 unprompted after your answer
>>532396671Warhammer 3 is the only TW game worth playing in 2025.
Is lily's bretonnia overhaul good?
>>532383669Me. I want dragonships.
BRETONNIA NEEDS A DLC
CAM ON CA
>>532394318Retard, it will have a direct impact on the armies the AI is building in OUR campaigns, no one here is thinking about YOU, you nigger.
I fucking hate belegar, red and blue is a bad color combination
>>532397054>Hmm yes this should double in sizekys
>>532398846I hate yellow factions
>Sartosa>Golden Order>Cult of Sotekyellow is just a lame color to wear into battle
>>532399856Depends on whose wearing it.
>>532400068it only works for them because it matches their skin
>>532399164Bro, your skavens?
>>532399164I don't get it
>>532400672skaven aren't flc geniuous
>>532383669I want finubar the seafarer as a legendary lord
>>532401691the best part about this is the implication that they will open up the map and/or improve sea gameplay in some way
>>532401691>I want to play as a cuckmaybe try dark elves
>>532399895Mikadono Sanshimai
>>532393948No, Dreadsaurian are clunky as fuck, but I still want to make a stack of them. If I can build enough city to host a stack, that mean I already won.
>>532402135the only doomstack I ever made was a dread saurian doomstack on the vortex campaign and it was so much fun but not worth doing more than once with the building caps
>>532398627>seething this hard when called outNot beating the allegations.
>>532402019How does Aislinn imply any of that exactly ?
Wouldn't this lead to Dwarfs continuously spawning Khornate legions through their butthurt?`
>>532365510how the hell do you deal with unbreakable units?
>oh no my slayers are getting beat up. should I bail them out? no fuck it they want to die anyway.>Most cavalry sacrificing their stats for chargeso use their fucking charge bonus then? your quarreler example has 22 melee defense which is one of the highest for ranged units. kossar cavalry has 28 melee attack and 40 charge bonus meaning they will have 68 ma on the charge. even if they get cucked by armor, which most archers don't have, they will still keep them from shooting for a while.
>They don't, if you leave a gap in your formation for your ranged units the AI will have a brain blast moment and charge into the "vulnerable" ranged, you are supposed to arrange your formations so that even if enemy units break through your front line you can focus fire them with all of your ranged units. formations do matter and you're just bad at making them.
>>532375093the game is not designed with difficulty cheats
in mind and the devs barely care about people who play with them. complaining that you have to play a certain way on legendary is basically the same as complaining that you have to play a certain way with small unit sizes. the entire speedrunning obsession is brainrot from a certain eceleb.
>>532403901because he sails and has connections to the fortress of dawn of whatever that elf island is south of cathay
I don't know how to play Kemmler well using his themed units like ghosts n shit
His start is kinda hard ngl but that was like 2 years ago idk if it changed
>>532405382Why would you still expect CA to do anything more than the barest minimum effort into anything at this point?
>>532405604embed cairn wraiths in zombies/skeletons
have hexwraiths charge flanks
prioritize enemies with magical weapons
>>532398441>BRETONNIA NEEDS A DLCWhat LL?
Where are they on the map?
What mechanics for the new LL?
What LH(s)?
What new units?
What new race-wide mechanics?
bretonniafags might be the most delusional people in the thread
>>532406508yes, actually, I have more faith in them now than I ever have to deliver in terms of improving the base game
Will Egrimm be a paid DLC lord or an FLC lord?
>>532408598Some people just don't learn.
>>532408606He's a neverever lord just like vardek crom, neferata, and yin yin
>>532408797I don't know who Vardrek Crom is
Neferata is soft confirmed
Yin Yin is probably a 50/50
boris and the red duke when???
>>532407959>bretonniafags might be the most delusional people in the thread*bretonniachads might be the most chivalrous people in the thread
>>532409164Boris Todbringer is having his day, this December.
>>532409061>Neferata is soft confirmedJust like Toddbringer right? hahahahaha oh nonononono
>>532409061>Neferata is soft confirmedand of course CA has never confirmed lords before and this general immediately believed it like retards right?
>>532408606Supposedly FLC to make up for Shadows of Change not getting one but realistically it's not happening, with the pace CA works at now I doubt we'll get any more content after ToT.
>>532409294>>532409243For once in your life, we are asking you to be optimistic and have faith in the future of Total War.
Has CA ever given you a reason to doubt them?
>>532409486Yeah I have faith in the Future of Total War alright. They'll drop that video this December.
>>532409486>Has CA ever given you a reason to doubt them?yes, it was called empire total war