/hdg/ - Helldivers General - /vg/ (#532331224) [Archived: 2 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:33:33 AM No.532331224
PresidentSex
PresidentSex
md5: c512eb741489ea717a720b7b84214b01๐Ÿ”
Essex Edition
Previous: >>532243528

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyโ„ข. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw

>LATEST PATCHES
Jul 15 1.003.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/601909716088521243
Jul 16 1.003.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:35:02 AM No.532331337
>>532331224 (OP)
You think the devs and the community will ever possibly wonder why a lot of people don't want to do mission orders? Especially given their track record nowadays.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:36:23 AM No.532331452
1699993134064673
1699993134064673
md5: 82547c025b065ebedf43f49634347b36๐Ÿ”
fuck alexus
Replies: >>532331572 >>532331908 >>532353654
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:36:55 AM No.532331501
cro
cro
md5: e96b455a8531786331beeee38a0951ed๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:37:38 AM No.532331567
Canโ€™t decide if I like the purifier or scorcher more
Also what attachment should I throw on the purifier?

Also gonna give the continuous laser gun a try again, saw someone using it today and it was just fucking shredding everything
What attachment do I want in that
Replies: >>532335559 >>532419117
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:37:41 AM No.532331572
>>532331452
It's fucking baffling that the guy hasn't even been fired yet like holy shit
Replies: >>532331908 >>532353654 >>532389960
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:38:17 AM No.532331618
Epoch
Epoch
md5: 0e7d08894d0665259739fd218014d5d8๐Ÿ”
Let's bash the Epoch some more, bros.
Replies: >>532331752 >>532331779
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:36 AM No.532331752
>>532331618
Epoch good. Reddit cry. Make Epoch goodener. Me epoch man win bigly.
Replies: >>532342851
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:42 AM No.532331758
Medium pen primaries are the #1 shitter tell
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:59 AM No.532331779
_81763098_risitas-2164904787
_81763098_risitas-2164904787
md5: 484907eeb9a44d6d4625a9be9404bc2c๐Ÿ”
>>532331618
>ant-tank support weapon
>has the demo force of a pistol
Literally why?
Replies: >>532332058 >>532335106
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:40:17 AM No.532331808
I was doing quick play squids earlier and some guy joined that started spamming credit cards orbitals. I got about 600 out of them doing all the pickups. A little mild cheating is nice to see.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:40:39 AM No.532331845
>3 pubbies death spiraling trying to get the last heavy nest that's right next to the final main objectives with only 5 minutes left
What compelled them to do that, I would go and do the final objective on my own but out of spite I let them run out of time
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:41:29 AM No.532331908
>>532331452
>>532331572
I'll settle for him being transferred to assets where he can't deal any damage
Replies: >>532353654
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:42:46 AM No.532332034
>>532330554
Charities are such a fucking scam it's unreal, and you basically can't talk about it without people getting the circuitry fried and just spouting off "OH SO YOU HATE CHILDREN HUH?"
Replies: >>532368426
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:43:00 AM No.532332058
>>532331779
>Because my brain tadpole demanded it. - Alexus
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:43:09 AM No.532332072
So this lazy and shit order is to kill a bunch of different mobs for far too long in different factions?
Replies: >>532332721
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:48:50 AM No.532332554
1753185031831321
1753185031831321
md5: f751a85c0924226b500d86e3ce0a4855๐Ÿ”
this is stupid
Replies: >>532332753
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:50:50 AM No.532332721
1249774233564
1249774233564
md5: 46ab11df3e3fbb4615b91103a06c0f04๐Ÿ”
>>532332072
>1 leviathan is weighted equal to 5 shriekers
Replies: >>532335689
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:50:55 AM No.532332732
seaf20l
seaf20l
md5: cd8dee59b63b63844fe5292b25bb40e2๐Ÿ”
Justice soon, skyscraper mission soon, Justice soon, downed spaceship mission soon, Justice soon, cult soon, Justice soon.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:51:12 AM No.532332749
models
models
md5: 8c4990551a4ee9000946c19f14a5292f๐Ÿ”
New leaked illuminate structures. Looks like we're going to see or get to fight on planets that have illuminate ruins.
Replies: >>532332889 >>532348995 >>532349643
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:51:14 AM No.532332753
>>532332554
B-01 armor should be on the list too
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:52:52 AM No.532332889
>>532332749
Look forward to it in 2028
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:53:15 AM No.532332919
file
file
md5: 1485ba0c5e92d16fa9aeda9d5f09eb0d๐Ÿ”
Yippee ki-yay, squidfucker.
Replies: >>532333051 >>532333168 >>532333614
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:53:21 AM No.532332925
for me, it's FS-55 on every faction
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:54:42 AM No.532333051
1747987398919
1747987398919
md5: 3d2f866f0e4de6723838d802ac63bd87๐Ÿ”
>>532332919
I HATE SQUIGGERS!
Replies: >>532333168
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:55:58 AM No.532333168
SexSwiggers
SexSwiggers
md5: 7c0095da5d708849d8f0f29747215268๐Ÿ”
>>532332919
>>532333051
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:59:46 AM No.532333503
9jyc4y3hu67d1
9jyc4y3hu67d1
md5: 8eb8987f9516ea4a7e5a5536d1487775๐Ÿ”
A new illuminate enemy that redirects stratagems back toward the player and takes control of player turrets til it dies.
Replies: >>532333940
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:01:11 AM No.532333614
>>532332919
is it finally happening? are we finally being given the ability to raid and clear buildings?
Replies: >>532333680 >>532334313 >>532382037
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:01:59 AM No.532333680
>>532333614
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKno.
Replies: >>532334993
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:05:24 AM No.532333940
1752023205848l
1752023205848l
md5: f3b42803419f258f99e85bda1a6b87fc๐Ÿ”
>>532333503
>squgger trollmeister hacks my guard dog, which instantly spins around and headshots me
Instant ragequit + uninstall
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:05:27 AM No.532333945
538709599-612x612
538709599-612x612
md5: ea7efbb8ad7d7a2839e0240a0e4a6d80๐Ÿ”
Reminder that any negative comments about the current leadership will result in an immediate ban, and your IP will be sent to the relevant authorities. You will arrested and reeducated at an undisclosed location. Oh, but feel free to talk shit about Super Earth
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:06:42 AM No.532334040
bottie_thumb.jpg
bottie_thumb.jpg
md5: 6f81f72ed6d09519bd110b4cba8a709b๐Ÿ”
bots look like this
Replies: >>532334220
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:08:42 AM No.532334220
>>532334040
bots owe me sex
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:09:51 AM No.532334313
>>532333614
Looking at it it's the same model that has been around since release but on an actual useable prefab. You can walk around on the ground floor, since it has a Pelican landing spot welded to it it might be some new defense objective or whatever. Year ago I'd say it's totally the Super President evacuation mission but Swedes don't have the balls.
Replies: >>532334993
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:17:42 AM No.532334954
one small step for a helldiver, one giant leap for sweden_thumb.jpg
Rework the flag into a good support weapon option.
Replies: >>532335245 >>532335537 >>532340326 >>532346942 >>532347065 >>532347210 >>532354027
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:18:02 AM No.532334993
>>532333680
>>532334313
let me fight the enemies of mankind in dangerous cqc room clearing combat you fucking cowards
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:19:16 AM No.532335106
helldivers_era
helldivers_era
md5: 987c00e8b1badd5ae5cc840f28d03eac๐Ÿ”
>>532331779
This is why:
>early on the scorcher was our first explosive primary weapon
>so that we couldn't close every bug hole on the map with one scorcher magazine, they decided to give the plasma rifle poor demo force
>this reasoning continued to hold with the plasma punisher, purifier, and loyalist
>this is probably fair for these primary and secondary weapons
>fast forward the placebo group warbond
>Alexus crawled out of the basement and decided that the Epoch should also have fuckall demo force because plasma
>never-mind that the laser primary/secondary weapons have fuckall demo force, but the larger laser cannon, quasar cannon, and orbital laser have improved demo force to represent that they are more powerful weapons.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:19:59 AM No.532335160
I want city skyscraper missions. I want bot superfactory missions. I want deep cave bug nest missions. I want XCOM-esque UFO raid missions. I will get none of these.
Replies: >>532335723
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:20:50 AM No.532335245
>>532334954
Now that they added sticking it in living enemiee they should make enemies prioritize targeting it so we can get our ememies to teamkill each other.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:22:01 AM No.532335327
GLWALL
GLWALL
md5: f4141e788eefb9df0dd411811ff8fbdb๐Ÿ”
Has anybody actually tried this stratagem? What do you think?
Replies: >>532335560 >>532335613 >>532336135 >>532336523 >>532336909 >>532338296 >>532338570 >>532341247 >>532347061 >>532354094 >>532355059 >>532357615 >>532381793
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:24:38 AM No.532335537
>>532334954
It should at the very least apply a bleeding DOT to whatever you stick it in.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:24:54 AM No.532335559
>>532331567
>Canโ€™t decide if I like the purifier or scorcher more
purifier is just better
>what attachment should I throw on the purifier?
I recommend angle foregrip with laser sight as you'll always be charging the thing so vertical isn't worth it, the laser sight moves teammates out of the way from targets so you don't friendly fire
>Also gonna give the continuous laser gun a try again, saw someone using it today and it was just fucking shredding everything
What attachment do I want in that
I assume that you're talking about scythe, basically angled foregrip is just a direct upgrade as well as the extended heatsink
Replies: >>532349120
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:24:55 AM No.532335560
>>532335327
It's good for bricks.
Literally nowhere else because enemies will gang up on you from behind and rape your anus if you don't have a buttbuddy.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:25:51 AM No.532335613
>>532335327
its uhh
interesting
(note that its been forever since I've used this POS)
the cover doesn't work particularly well against a lot of enemies
dont bother bringing it if its not bricks
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:26:55 AM No.532335689
>>532332721
Jesus fucking christ
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:26 AM No.532335723
>>532335160
best I can do is walk to place and push button on terminal
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:28:54 AM No.532335832
Haven't played since before summer started the hell did I miss? Why is there a quickplay and so on?
Replies: >>532336196
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:31:37 AM No.532336026
>Do D10 bots
>One (1) Factory Strider spawns in the entire operation
Joel doesnt play this game.
Replies: >>532336101 >>532336175
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:32:42 AM No.532336101
>>532336026
Just farm missions with the convoy on it lol
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:32:52 AM No.532336115
>Kill 4 million Leviathans
Nigga are you crazy
Replies: >>532336332
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:08 AM No.532336135
>>532335327
faces away from the enemy award
self destructs and kills you/10
Replies: >>532336228
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:40 AM No.532336175
>>532336026
I've seen d10 games where not a single factory strider spawns and then next game a bot drop spawns 3 all together, I don't fucking get it, it can't be just the map seed right?
Replies: >>532338481
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:57 AM No.532336196
>>532335832
lord you missed so much. they reworked the match finding system this update its so shit now. hosting lobbies is more encouraged doe.
Replies: >>532337912
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:34:03 AM No.532336209
fine arrowhead you want me to kill leviathans I'm going to go into pubs and do nothing but kill leviathans for your gay little MO
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:34:17 AM No.532336228
>>532336135
>self destructs and kills you
never happened to me

but the rotation thing is dumb, it should be able to rotate the whole thing (wall included) 360 like the HMG
Replies: >>532340481
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:35:41 AM No.532336332
N
N
md5: 33f7f962e82707a5fbb608c74da1df8c๐Ÿ”
>>532336115
>completion estimate 1 month 4 weeks
Replies: >>532379652
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:38:18 AM No.532336523
>>532335327
Decent on squid defense because GL shreads fleshmobs, pairs well with HMG turret for overseers, tripods, and fighters. Pretty useless otherwise
Replies: >>532337149
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:43:34 AM No.532336909
>>532335327
The gun is good, but not good enough to merit sitting still long enough to empty it into enemies. You'll always have something crawl up your ass and lay eggs inside you.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:44:09 AM No.532336948
Do kills on failed missions count for the MO?
I might just sit on a diff 5 mission and have turrets take care of all the chaff enemies while I just hunt leviathans.
Replies: >>532337271 >>532337715
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:47:03 AM No.532337149
>>532336523
>Decent on squid defense because GL shreds fleshmo-ACKKKKK (gets grazed by a harvester beam and insta dies)
Replies: >>532339654
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:48:50 AM No.532337268
Make sure to fill out the player survey and remind them that alexus should never be allowed to make public statements or work at arrowhead.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:48:53 AM No.532337271
>>532336948
Bro you cannot be serious.
Replies: >>532337382
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:50:37 AM No.532337382
>>532337271
I wish I wasn't.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:54:19 AM No.532337637
Where oh where to grind SC today
Replies: >>532337659
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:54:30 AM No.532337659
>>532337637
on my ass
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:55:14 AM No.532337715
>>532336948
The MO is dumb filler shit where Joel, once again, set the numbers too high. Don't bother farming shit and just play as you want. Unless you want to hunt leviathans then do that.
Replies: >>532337808 >>532337951 >>532346831
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:56:28 AM No.532337808
>>532337715
This find a squid map with a SAM site and leviathans spawning, wait out the mission timer
Replies: >>532337951
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:57:48 AM No.532337912
>>532336196
Why the fuck would they do that? Quick play is such a shitty system that I'm surprised it's still considered
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:58:20 AM No.532337951
>>532337715
True but at this point I want to kill a shitload of leviathans just to spite that nigger.
>>532337808
Understood
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:02:56 AM No.532338296
>>532335327
its a fixed grenade launcher with a 60 round mag and a half cover height wall. the wall itself does fuckall for the most part, except maybe on bots where it soaks the occasional laser bolt for someone else. it is difficult to use the entire thing in one place unless you immediately drop it to face the direction of a breach or drop. works best when you have your team, a turret, or a flying dog to cover your flanks. it has a low cooldown so its not too crazy if you don't use the whole thing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:05:14 AM No.532338481
>>532336175
hard and soft enemy constellations, one of the gameโ€™s most obscure spawning mechanics
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:06:17 AM No.532338570
>>532335327
Low cooldown means you can spam it pretty often which is nice. I think it's better than people give it credit for just for that alone, but that doesn't change the problems other people brought up where if you get swarmed it's useless because you're going to be forced off of it. If you use it proactively to start engagements I think it's pretty gud.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:10:15 AM No.532338869
1728104822766712
1728104822766712
md5: ebaf5b427f21d595e9eebb933fa45468๐Ÿ”
>Emeria
come again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af53mDmRx5o
Replies: >>532382256
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:14:58 AM No.532339224
I uninstalled lol
i no longer consider swedes human, they unironically just need to be genocided man
Replies: >>532339559 >>532340285
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:19:38 AM No.532339559
>>532339224
>t. Vile Shlomo
Replies: >>532340554
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:20:48 AM No.532339654
>>532337149
Just dive retard, your fault either way for not shooting the harvester first.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:21:17 AM No.532339693
He Added Too Many Zeroes_thumb.jpg
He Added Too Many Zeroes_thumb.jpg
md5: dd2c55a4ffb8d9a0ea78efc920f52434๐Ÿ”
>somewhere in Tahiti
>Joel checks his work email
>"JOOOOOEL DU HAR LAGT TILL Fร–R Mร…NGA NOLLOOOOR"
>Joel closes his laptop, a smile creeping across his face
Replies: >>532339787
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:22:33 AM No.532339787
>>532339693
JOEL isn't on vacation, because someone ramped up Julheim's defense rate from 0 or 0.63%, and it was him.
Replies: >>532339906
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:24:05 AM No.532339906
>>532339787
Imagine a fucking DM just spawning more and more fucking goblins in a dungeon room because "the players have to lose. They just can't be killing all these goblins, THEY CAN'T!". Holy fuck do I detest Joel's bullshit.
Replies: >>532340132 >>532340328 >>532340681
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:27:02 AM No.532340132
>>532339906
>anon finds the infinite goblins room with a finite amount of goblins in it
>charitable DM immediately fixes the issue
Replies: >>532340532
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:28:55 AM No.532340285
>>532339224
>t. Johannes Schmidt
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:29:24 AM No.532340326
>>532334954
250 base damage
that means with peak physique it can one-shot all non-heavy enemies you can reach with it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:29:26 AM No.532340328
>>532339906
There are still people who think the war isn't railroaded btw
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:30:11 AM No.532340381
Guys I've been playing with the Breaker Spray and Pray and I don't get it
Replies: >>532340693
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:31:33 AM No.532340481
>>532336228
it was coded before the update that got rid of emplacements instantly killing you if you were on them when they got blown up so it still does that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:32:12 AM No.532340532
>>532340132
Except everyone knows the reason why Joel does it. He sees the galactic war as a Player vs Arrowhead and not something to make interesting
Replies: >>532340743
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:32:26 AM No.532340554
>>532339559
I didn't say all white people just the swedes. their human rights have been revoked. all they had to do was not be the gayest most impossibly retarded faggots to ever walk the earth
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:34:31 AM No.532340681
JOEL
JOEL
md5: 6b71c8d6724ac821579d08f1143edc9f๐Ÿ”
>>532339906
It way worse, because he was supposed to be in vacation, and yet he decided that ruining the game for a subset of players that wanted to try and capture a non-MO planet was way more important than taking a break.
You have to commend his evil, because it's truly outstanding.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:34:38 AM No.532340693
>>532340381
unlock the drum mag fpr the regular breaker and use that instead
Replies: >>532349253
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:35:17 AM No.532340727
I give the Swedish a lot of leeway because I used to be subscribed to a Swedish youtuber and she was really hot
Replies: >>532341036
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:35:30 AM No.532340743
>>532340532
It's the same for retard DMs. Player vs DM used to be a very strong mentality around the 00s.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:39:26 AM No.532341036
>>532340727
you are have cancer and its terminal.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:39:49 AM No.532341069
>people really thought joel wrote 2 outcomes for each MO instead of doing half the work and shoehorning the players into that result
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:40:45 AM No.532341150
ATST-SWBdice
ATST-SWBdice
md5: 3b148d5ede2bf8ff10e5310e7ed56ede๐Ÿ”
Think they'll ever give us a mech like Battlefront 2's implementation of the AT-ST?
They've copied so much else from that game...
Replies: >>532341202 >>532341209 >>532347287
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:41:34 AM No.532341202
>>532341150
does he know?
Replies: >>532341498
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:41:39 AM No.532341209
1726406178910306
1726406178910306
md5: b16fa5cc48e0cd94652b8c6838530bf6๐Ÿ”
>>532341150
they will give us ronin before they do that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:42:17 AM No.532341247
>>532335327
Alright, I think I get it. GL's great, wall's worthless, and enemies will creep up from behind and shove it up your pooper.
Thanks, /hdg/! Sounds alright!
Replies: >>532341557
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:45:37 AM No.532341498
>>532341202
Know what?
Replies: >>532341782
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:46:21 AM No.532341557
>>532341247
it's a grenade launcher with no reload, so it's very good. If your turret placement sucks (judging by what I see in game that's a good bet for most of you) then you'll get kancho'd. Very good for ctf and has a low cooldown.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:49:13 AM No.532341782
Reinforced_Scout_Strider
Reinforced_Scout_Strider
md5: 791c913c12aa288d63fb6255922a042b๐Ÿ”
>>532341498
Replies: >>532341852 >>532342063 >>532347287 >>532347354
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:49:55 AM No.532341830
>"Okay, so the goblins are attacking these brand new town enviroments. You gotta defend them. UH OH! SOME RANDOM GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE A SUPER VIRUS TO KILL THEM AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT, ITS BEING ATTACKED BY A NECROMANCER! Oh wowwww! you failed it because you would rather play new content and because zombies are boring? OH WOW, THATS CRAZY! THERES SUDDENLY A GOBLIN SUPER INVASION! Guess I win-- er, i mean, you lose again :)"
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:50:15 AM No.532341852
>>532341782
anon, I...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:50:59 AM No.532341895
noelle_haha
noelle_haha
md5: 057fb1f2562570f6209619cea9c48da9๐Ÿ”
>seaf sam site on squid mission
>it doesn't target leviathans, even when they're flying directly on top of it
glad those retarded swedes went on 3 months vacation before dropping this shitass filler MO with broken content (unless the huge ass missile battery being relegated to visual setdressing was truly intended by genius game designer alexus kojima)
Replies: >>532342004 >>532342624 >>532343169 >>532343519 >>532345163
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:52:28 AM No.532342004
>>532341895
tranny image didn't read
Replies: >>532342206 >>532343097
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:53:10 AM No.532342063
>>532341782
That's an AT-RT, anon...
Replies: >>532342437 >>532347354
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:55:03 AM No.532342206
>>532342004
SAAAAAAAAAAME
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:56:44 AM No.532342326
>>532331224 (OP)
My president
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:58:23 AM No.532342437
>>532342063
sorry I went to prom
Replies: >>532342592
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:00:23 AM No.532342592
>>532342437
I'm married, and actually took two women to the prom (because my girlfriend's best friend at the time got stood up).
Replies: >>532343005
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:00:43 AM No.532342624
>>532341895
tranny image, got hard.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:01:18 AM No.532342661
glueman
glueman
md5: 5b2091d3421238f5db8b836defebead3๐Ÿ”
>objective-oriented horde shooter
>satisfying shooting and gunplay
>disappointing enemy variety
>lackluster story
>dimwitted swedish devs
>no effort towards balancing
>buggy, unstable, unoptimized mess
>painful amount of microtransactions/DLC/expansions
>heinously poor connection
>plagued with sub-70 IQ third worlders
>distributed and managed by scummy corporation
>fails to deliver on promises made by devs
I feel like...I've been here before...
Replies: >>532343012
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:04:07 AM No.532342851
>>532331752
I was kind of hoping they'd fix the aiming thing before they went off on vacation
And if they raise the magazine size but nerf the damage and it's not longer capable of killing bot air patrols I'm going to be a bit unhappy.
Replies: >>532343296
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:06:29 AM No.532343005
>>532342592
why the fuck are you going to prom if you're married you fucking degenerate
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:06:33 AM No.532343012
>>532342661
>>lackluster story
Why are you playing Helldivers 2 for the story?
Replies: >>532343193
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:08:02 AM No.532343097
>>532342004
its a furry tranny image you retard
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:08:58 AM No.532343169
>>532341895
kill your self now undertroon
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:09:20 AM No.532343193
>>532343012
Well obviously I'm not anymore, but at some point the idea of steering the path of the war and objectives was really interesting to me. I promise anon, I don't care to dream anymore.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:10:58 AM No.532343296
>>532342851
please understand anon. It's a small indie studio, and they have a rigorous testing and QA process before they implement any changes
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:14:48 AM No.532343519
>>532341895
If you are going to Avatarfag can you at least not do it with faggot shit?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:42:34 AM No.532345163
1752935326889374
1752935326889374
md5: bd7bd8342ba54ec7128183b08fb620a1๐Ÿ”
>>532341895
good job triggering all these retards
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:47:01 AM No.532345465
>>532243585
What armour was she wearing, anon?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:56:10 AM No.532346035
Lobby doko?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:09:49 AM No.532346831
>>532337715
This MO is data collection retard they're gonna plan the coming storyline around how fast each thing gets filled. Whether they successfully use that data is another thing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:11:53 AM No.532346942
helldivers_terminal_montage
helldivers_terminal_montage
md5: a5df76932c2262b6097a551be74522f3๐Ÿ”
>>532334954
The flag provides moral support. This is represented by 50% shorter stratagem cooldowns for all helldivers within 50m of it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:14:05 AM No.532347061
helldivers_autocannon_plap
helldivers_autocannon_plap
md5: 44dc60598267eaba2d112df7b081eb99๐Ÿ”
>>532335327
Good versus every single squid ground unit that isn't a harvester. Can single-handedly faceroll a dozen fleshmobs. Can be useful for preparing for the squid drop when your retarded teammates posed for a selfie with the Watchers.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:14:13 AM No.532347065
>>532334954
30 Second CD
250 Damage
Helldivers get faster move speed and melee attack speed when near it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:16:22 AM No.532347210
>>532334954
just cut the cooldown in half
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:17:48 AM No.532347287
>>532341782
>>532341150
I want to steal a lot of tech from the bots and squids. We already took Hulks from the bots with the EXO Suits and we took the squids' hover packs and black hole tech, I'd be down for playable Scout Striders as sort of a medium armored EXO Suit that's less durable but can be called in more frequently
Sadly we can't steal tech from the bugs as they are retarded
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:18:50 AM No.532347354
>>532341782
>>532342063
Nope. The rocket striders are fully enclosed.
Replies: >>532374094
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:19:32 AM No.532347409
1715280217629363
1715280217629363
md5: 538aaa88ad4324d33d7ad03fe2302b28๐Ÿ”
>enter swede summer holiday mode MO cycle
>nothing changes
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:19:50 AM No.532347428
THE PANTS
THE PANTS
md5: e3a081c6a8ed776b12d1d1a31db96328๐Ÿ”
HOW IS IT MOVING
Replies: >>532347554
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:21:49 AM No.532347554
1722195636180210
1722195636180210
md5: ab43b6856ef8340e505949ba4e4aa1ed๐Ÿ”
>>532347428
you fool, the torso is just for display, the cogitation components are kept where the important, functional parts are
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:22:07 AM No.532347576
finally got my squid d10 solo down. all 3 factions deathless solo finished. i feel like there's a stratagem that's a little bit overtuned
>BOTS
diligence
ultimatum
he nade
commando
warp pack
airstrike
rocket sentry
>BUGS
lib carb
talon
frag nade
eat
tesla
strafe
rocket sentry
>SQUIDS
scorcher
saber
napalm nade
mmg
supply pack
500kg
rocket sentry
Replies: >>532347684 >>532347738
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:23:59 AM No.532347684
>>532347576
>I feel like there's a stratagem that's a little bit overtuned
"What is the supply pack?" for 300.
Replies: >>532347778 >>532347939
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:24:42 AM No.532347738
>>532347576
the mistake of the rocket turret is not making sure its AI prefers large targets above all
if it spent more time plinking titans/striders/fleshmobs and letting the little guys close, it'd die more often
instead it just goes based off proximity and works better than any other turret
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:25:10 AM No.532347778
>>532347684
Portable Hellbomb is an indirect nerf to supply packs
Replies: >>532348059
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:27:37 AM No.532347939
>>532347684
irrelevant on solo.
the only reason I run it on squids because scorcher has fuckall for ammo
I'd use the warp pack if there was another primary that 1-magged fleshmobs
Replies: >>532348059
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:29:41 AM No.532348059
>>532347778
>>532347939
rocket sentry is my second guess
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:31:19 AM No.532348150
MO
MO
md5: dee98efcca0c963856a33e6a89912e54๐Ÿ”
>not my problem
>not my problem
>boo hoo nigga 2/3 planets isn't that bad
>yeah fuck those guys still trying to take the planet back, its literally over
What am I doing, this was obviously pre-written.
I'm still expecting my 33 medals for our mostly successful defense from the incel brigade.
Replies: >>532348515
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:37:22 AM No.532348515
>>532348150
It's good they're taking it back. Hopefully they manage it before some other MO distracts them. Last time we had one of these "the enemy has taken the important planet...but you know you can still take it when it's not an MO, right?" everyone just fucking ignored it
Replies: >>532348682
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:40:17 AM No.532348682
>>532348515
>It's good they're taking it back
>victory in: 1M 2W
yeah haha we're totally liberating claorell haha this war is super player driven and not a scripted railroaded shitshow at all
Replies: >>532348776 >>532356361
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:41:50 AM No.532348776
1724156201712893
1724156201712893
md5: 37ad581ce5dd47143f41ccaa67e7afce๐Ÿ”
>>532348682
let me reword your post for you
>excuse me, sir, but how do you figure they're taking it back? to me it appears that they're making no progress at all
why, the megacity liberation system, my boy, thank you for asking so kindly
Replies: >>532349298
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:45:49 AM No.532348995
>>532332749
Are these the ancient ruins alluded to in the tips?
Replies: >>532349457
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:47:42 AM No.532349120
>>532335559
>Purifier
>Better than Scorcher
Absolutely not. The only thing the Purifier is better at is ammo economy, and that comes with a ton of horrendous caveats obvious to anybody who's used both. The Purifier has unpredictable spread on charged shots, plus getting flinched after charging and firing is ass, and the Purifer is rapid fire OR explosive shots -- the Scorcher is rapid fire AND explosive shots. Literally the only downside of the Scorcher is it gobbles ammo. In terms of DPS, they're both the same when you factor in the Purifier's charge time.
Replies: >>532349682 >>532353071
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:49:56 AM No.532349253
>>532340693
NTA but Im grinding it, currently level 19. Fuck i hope its worth the grind.
Replies: >>532350136
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:50:32 AM No.532349298
>>532348776
what a retarded system
I'm still not convinced cities give enough of a liberation boost to be worth taking in the first place
Replies: >>532349601 >>532356361
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:53:23 AM No.532349457
>>532348995
I'd guess they are ruins from the last war. Like the green SEAF skeletons and dead big bugs.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:56:00 AM No.532349601
>>532349298
But they penalize progress outside the cities, so you are obligated to.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:56:47 AM No.532349643
>>532332749
is that a Stargate
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:57:23 AM No.532349682
>>532349120
>seven or so overseers clump together
>shoot floor with 2 charged shots
>they all die
you will out of ammo doing this with scorcher. the weapon can be summed up with the stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance
Replies: >>532349926 >>532350307
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:01:33 AM No.532349926
>>532349682
*run
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:02:17 AM No.532349967
I have no problem killing leviathans because I always the bring the Spear against squids. It let's me kill harvesters and fighters in a kino way
Replies: >>532350059
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:03:38 AM No.532350059
>>532349967
How many shots for a leviathan?
>stingrays
yeah too bad they fly at like twice the speed of the spear missile so it can break against buildings trying to catch up. they should really speed that thing up.
Replies: >>532350287
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:03:43 AM No.532350062
>tell group of SEAF to follow me
>SEAF-chan screams "Yes!- I mean uh, roger that"

Why did the swedes make her so cute?
Replies: >>532350550
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:04:44 AM No.532350136
>>532349253
it definitely is
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:05:24 AM No.532350171
why are the bug divers on achird 3 steering clear of the cities?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:06:55 AM No.532350287
>>532350059
6. Way too many, but I don't care. Anti armor emplacement is obviously far better than anything else.
Replies: >>532350365
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:07:07 AM No.532350307
>>532349682
too true. People who say scorcher>purifier just don't like it because it's charge and they keep blowing themselves up because they're bad. Staggering harvesters with a primary is absolutely busted and I love it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:08:04 AM No.532350365
>>532350287
yeah, 6 is pretty excessive. Can't RR do the job faster if you break a fin and then keep shooting the "wound"?
Replies: >>532350704
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:08:45 AM No.532350417
I feel like I need to get Democratic Detonation because the weapons there are all apparently broken but I WANT to get Polar Patriots because all the weapons there look sexy
Replies: >>532352842
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:10:50 AM No.532350550
>>532350062
They wanted you to feel sad when she inevitably dies.
Replies: >>532350593 >>532351210
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:11:29 AM No.532350593
>>532350550
>when she inevitably kills herself with her own grenade*
Replies: >>532350808
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:13:09 AM No.532350704
>>532350365
Not sure about faster, but it's a more efficient use of resources. That strategy also usually requires teamwork, since the RR user does usually have a way to do a lot of Heavy 4 damage outside of the RR itself. Someone else with a laser cannon or whatever needs to hit the innards.
Replies: >>532350841
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:14:33 AM No.532350808
ws16
ws16
md5: 794e9fc703bff6d001e16d1eb8641ea9๐Ÿ”
>>532350593
forsooth, hoisted by her own petard...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:14:56 AM No.532350841
>>532350704
>does
does NOT
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:18:04 AM No.532351054
file
file
md5: b4bf280e9e26a465aabbfc05e52109db๐Ÿ”
Spear should have a faster projectile and allow you to lock onto a spot of your choice on the enemies.
Replies: >>532351187
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:20:07 AM No.532351187
>>532351054
Spear should have infinite range, and do enough damage that it doesn't matter where you hit the enemies.
Replies: >>532351481
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:20:35 AM No.532351210
>>532350550
She didn't die. She followed me all the way to extract and I bridal carried her onboard the pelican.
Replies: >>532351593
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:24:28 AM No.532351447
>Greetings Helldiver! Now that you're here, the war is as good as won
R-really?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:24:51 AM No.532351468
>bring shield generator to bots
>lasts 4 fucking seconds every time
what is that thing even for?
Replies: >>532351601 >>532351639 >>532352252 >>532353191
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:25:05 AM No.532351481
>>532351187
This, it should AT LEAST consistently one-shot Bile Titans, maybe even Factory Strider heads and legs (it's a bit too big to plausibly get one-shot in the massive partially empty body).
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:25:27 AM No.532351503
So many ideas for blues and greens but I find it pretty hard to come up with reds that aren't functionally the same as existing ones.
Replies: >>532351582 >>532351673 >>532351693 >>532351781 >>532351971 >>532351990 >>532352846 >>532353815 >>532355394
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:26:40 AM No.532351582
>>532351503
orbital arc discharge
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:26:51 AM No.532351593
>>532351210
May you sign many C-01 forms in your future
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:26:58 AM No.532351601
>>532351468
Teamkilling, mostly.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:27:38 AM No.532351639
>>532351468
eating the impact damage of hellpods
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:27:44 AM No.532351645
Lobby doko
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:28:19 AM No.532351673
>>532351503
That might be why we haven't gotten a red in like a year, or more.
We're still missing the Shredder Missile Strike tho. Where is my fucking missile Arrowhead?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:28:40 AM No.532351693
>>532351503
where is my eagle air 2 air
Replies: >>532352950
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:30:00 AM No.532351781
>>532351503
Even if it's the size of a grenade, I want an orbital that cools down in 45 seconds and does damage with at least an flame grenades radius and lingering burn

And they can buff orbital precision strike so that it's not an unfunny meme.
Replies: >>532352950
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:33:22 AM No.532351971
>>532351503
give me more huge radius stratagems so I can teamkill with impunity
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:33:35 AM No.532351990
>>532351503
orbital stim gas cloud for support sissies
basically reverse gas that heals you, regens your stamina and fixes your limbs, but it will also heal enemies that walk into it and maybe make bugs go really fast from the stim effect
Replies: >>532352950
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:37:46 AM No.532352176
>>532331224 (OP)
Why is this avatar fags troon charachter the OP?
Replies: >>532352242 >>532352273
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:38:57 AM No.532352242
>>532352176
because no one else cared enough to bake
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:39:11 AM No.532352252
>>532351468
Wasting a stratagem slot
Seriously, we have a miniaturized backpack version that will constantly recharge regardless how much punishment it takes and the big version can only tank X amount of damage or last Z amount of seconds? Make this shit make sense
Replies: >>532352652
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:39:32 AM No.532352273
>>532352176
Does anybody actually avatarfag with Essex? She's just a glue eating retard to be posted when someone does something stupid.
Replies: >>532352612
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:45:59 AM No.532352612
>>532352273
It's some off topic charachter that always gets posted a few times back to back, so i asume it's one avatar fag.
Replies: >>532352715
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:46:59 AM No.532352652
>>532352252
Thats actually a really good point.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:48:11 AM No.532352715
>>532352612
I like the essex poster, and will start posting essex as well if you keep this up
Replies: >>532352970
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:50:28 AM No.532352842
>>532350417
the grenade launcher pistol is the only thing I still use from that pack desu
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:50:35 AM No.532352846
>>532351503
eagle kamikaze
does 20k damage, has a 3min cooldown, and every time you call it in the eagle pilot voice changes
Replies: >>532352950
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:52:22 AM No.532352950
6dwxx0dbhotd1
6dwxx0dbhotd1
md5: a4a905c9dce65eae9b0d2e969581763e๐Ÿ”
>>532351693
>>532351781
>>532351990
>>532352846
Replies: >>532353018 >>532353157
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:52:48 AM No.532352970
>>532352715
I don't read avatar fag posts out off principal, so i couldn't say if he's a good poster or not.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:53:36 AM No.532353018
>>532352950
okay alexus
go make another shitty support weapon
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:54:34 AM No.532353071
PurifierAoE_thumb.jpg
PurifierAoE_thumb.jpg
md5: b15fc7c1aea24af9ae993704b439fb57๐Ÿ”
>>532349120
>the Purifer is rapid fire OR explosive shots -- the Scorcher is rapid fire AND explosive shots
Not true. The purifier's uncharged shot does have AoE.
The scorcher does 100 projectile damage and 100 explosive splash in a 1 meter inner radius and 2 meter outer radius
The purifier's rapid fire uncharged shot does 100 projectile damage and 75 explosive damage in the same 1 meter inner radius and 2 meter outer radius.
Also it should be said the purifier's uncharged shot is AP3 while the scorcher's projectile is only AP2
Replies: >>532353207
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:56:20 AM No.532353157
1736031604426280
1736031604426280
md5: 5c638974ecd12d6806d67d9c9dca2a30๐Ÿ”
>>532352950
why do you keep all the good opinions crumpled up in a metal bin
seems kinda untidy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:56:56 AM No.532353191
>>532351468
It's just that it's too big now. So many shots that would miss everything by miles will still hit it. This was supposed to be a bandaid fix for the DSS map wide orbital 380 barrage "feature" that they have since removed. If they made it smaller again it would be much more useful. Giving it any armour value like even AP1 so small arms fire didn't damage it would make it much better too. Its real use case is protecting your sentries so it doesn't need to be big. It just needs to cover the rock you've put them on so they don't get instantly blasted. If it caused chargers to thump into it and stop if they're charging it would be absolutely insane for turret builds on bugs too.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:57:13 AM No.532353207
>>532353071
this pains me to watch, even for purposes of demonstration. It's like watching a prize race horse giving pony rides to obese women in their 30s at the county fair.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:05:16 AM No.532353643
I think we need the revisit the ice war bonds with a suite of cryo weapons
the main mechanic would be freezing enemies
frozen status takes awhile to build up but when it does it freezes (stops in place) enemies and causes them to momentarily take more damage
and it works on massives
builds up faster on frozen planets and slower on hot planets
>cryolator
repurposed grenade launcher that has a cryo ice canister, sprays ice like a incendiary breaker
>eagle ice bombs
drops cluster bombs that explode into freezing clouds
>element specialist
hex slot that causes all elemental damage sources (gas counts) to be more effective (fire burns longer, gas does more dot, arc bounces further, emp actually does something idfk, ice causes more damage on the proc)
>thermal insulation
armor passive that slows freeze build up on you and reduces damage from a freeze proc on you
>emote
rigor mortis, you character freezes in place and falls over
Replies: >>532353954 >>532353969 >>532354004 >>532354286
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:05:31 AM No.532353654
1743550050030499
1743550050030499
md5: 27200ac0f08cfa803a567d63deb0ea17๐Ÿ”
>>532331452
>>532331572
>>532331908
why? did he do something recent or do you mean just in general?
Replies: >>532361364
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:08:39 AM No.532353815
1611033045603
1611033045603
md5: c2d9c01f7e472be935608c3ff322d59e๐Ÿ”
>>532351503
Hellbomb launcher. It launches armed hellbomb.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:11:12 AM No.532353954
>>532353643
Setting frozen enemies on fire should do massive thermal system shock damage
Replies: >>532354004
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:11:29 AM No.532353969
>>532353643
we're already pushing the bounds of realism
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:12:13 AM No.532354004
>>532353643
>>532353954
we DRG now?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:12:37 AM No.532354027
>>532334954
Gets +1 damage each time it kills something, you only get one.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:12:48 AM No.532354037
1749549994900950
1749549994900950
md5: 280f23644b81d8ab39db6270848a2fa4๐Ÿ”
pretty fucking sure that if super credits were scattered around the map, theyd get more shit coming their way for all the bullshit they do.
but the community seems just fine to suck all the swedish meatballs they want, all for the ability to farm 60 rubles an hour
Replies: >>532354258 >>532354285 >>532402574
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:14:08 AM No.532354094
>>532335327
Destroys squids. like ATE for squids
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:14:08 AM No.532354096
1731273512265279
1731273512265279
md5: 4290e0c1b5db021576f6fae18bb12737๐Ÿ”
SC farm 2/4

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242917842119/76561198003461754
Replies: >>532354193 >>532360160 >>532360465
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:15:37 AM No.532354164
You should be able to destroy gunships by landing on them. It doesnt make sense that equipment hellpods can destroy them but not reinforcement hellpods
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:16:24 AM No.532354193
>>532354096
failed, make it public
Replies: >>532354440
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:17:46 AM No.532354258
>>532354037
were not scattered around the map*
fuck this piece of shit HellPad
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:18:15 AM No.532354285
1576355215945
1576355215945
md5: 58a03f9dfac3eaa51a619010ee3a553b๐Ÿ”
>>532354037
there would be a cabal of chair sniffing discord and reddit trannies ready to defend arrowhead even if they charged $500 per warbond. It's a combination of zoomer and alpha babbies glazing corporations and autists making consumption their entire personality.
Replies: >>532354960 >>532402574
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:18:16 AM No.532354286
>>532353643
Yeah that sounds kinda cool... Sorry.
Freeze grenades just being reskinned stun nades would be neat. Could see that as a winter pack.

Honestly I think we're gonna get to a point where we're going to get a bunch of overlap and that shouldn't be such a big deal.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:21:18 AM No.532354440
1737096009380007
1737096009380007
md5: 21e05bacbdc8fcd019007294ed0b9657๐Ÿ”
>>532354193
It is public. Strange.

I remade. Try again

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242918446291/76561198003461754
Replies: >>532355168 >>532358102
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:27:15 AM No.532354750
maxresdefault (3)
maxresdefault (3)
md5: eda7e2f007a669725338c1cd2206eb40๐Ÿ”
Man. While I really like the epoch, and it feels satisfying.
Switching back to HMG + teleport + heavy armor build just tickles me so much.
It felt like I gave myself a pallete cleanser playing around the epoch, now I go back to HMG just obliterating alphas.
God man.
How is a gun so perfect

Feels like I'm playing a different game with this gun.
Replies: >>532354975
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:31:21 AM No.532354960
1752808455182536
1752808455182536
md5: 4c692e3282a5b88a8c15a10756959e7d๐Ÿ”
>>532354285
>would
There already is, Buzzwords-Kun.

You try to point out a valid criticism on the topic of something, and somehow everyone forgets that its a legit discussion that can be held here. Instead, its the same ad nauseam shit of "well you can farm it for free", "uhh you dont have to buy it okay?", "but other games dont let me farm premium currency!!!"

All I'm asking for is for the warbonds to have some actual value in their content, instead of some okay-ish side-grades to already existing weapons, absolutely powercrept bullshit that makes you wonder "why even use this other thing?" or just cosmetics.

A new piece of equipment should have its own role and niche to fulfill in an arsenal, not "its a liberator but...well it shoots 7 rounds if you want it to", or "its a primary concealed as a sidearm".
Replies: >>532355156 >>532402574
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:31:40 AM No.532354975
>>532354750
what's the trick to HMG? I feel like I'm playing it wrong because even when prone the recoil + ammo + stationary reload just feels terrible every time I use it.
Replies: >>532355196 >>532355948
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:33:18 AM No.532355059
>>532335327
Amazing on squids since the wall itself aggros the voteless and fleshmob even when its out of ammo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:34:55 AM No.532355143
Why the fuck is the GL incapable of defanging dogs but some retard shooting pointier 5.56 at it can just do that
Why are the GL rounds AP0
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:35:03 AM No.532355156
daily double
daily double
md5: 7c074ff7a07c2af6080befa20bbe9862๐Ÿ”
>>532354960
>reddit spacing AND image
Replies: >>532355346 >>532391527
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:35:18 AM No.532355168
>>532354440
Arrows broke. Had to remake lobby
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:35:57 AM No.532355196
>>532354975
jump pack so you can reload while jumping/moving. Peak physique so its slightly less shit to get on target. Know where ammo/meds boxes spawn, since you cant lean on the supply pack crutch.
Replies: >>532355262
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:36:55 AM No.532355262
>>532355196
>implying I'm ever going to take off the warp pack again
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:38:15 AM No.532355346
1749491632033157
1749491632033157
md5: 32903c6578aeff2df3cb525155462847๐Ÿ”
>>532355156
>lets make it easier to read what im trying to say
>"uhhh reddit much?"
well fuck you too you useless nigger. get a job or move to a white country.
Replies: >>532355774 >>532355827 >>532356267
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:38:57 AM No.532355394
>>532351503
what about a green strategem that automatically pings enemies within the radius? some sort of a radar tower. might be useless since all people pick are strategems that kill the enemy, but this is just my idea
Replies: >>532356331 >>532356446
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:45:45 AM No.532355774
>>532355346
Don't tell him to move to a white country!
We don't want him.
Replies: >>532356267
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:46:43 AM No.532355827
>>532355346
No, you dont get it. You need to not use proper spacing between points so it looks like a massive wall of text because..... reddit does it, I guess?
Replies: >>532356267
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:47:32 AM No.532355873
1749355263589898
1749355263589898
md5: 182797918a8c6bbc3c199ba7ec656735๐Ÿ”
I am going to kill 1,000,000 leviathans
Replies: >>532360926
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:48:53 AM No.532355948
>>532354975
Mess with fire rates. Don't mag dump. Neeeeever mag dump unless you're point blank. Get used to brrt bursts. 450 if you're not prone or melee range.
600 if you're peak physique and prone mag dumping.
750 if you're going in.

Pp armor basically turns it into a heavy senator. Like the gun feels juuuuust light enough to match the power of the gun.

If you're not gonna use pp armor, go recoil, find a ridge to prone on and 750 burst fire shots at things for support fire.

HMG is a gun that gets better the more you use it with a considerably high skill ceiling. Very fun and rewarding, and can solve nearly everything and be useful in every scenario. It also has a lot of downsides that pair well with strategems making for a satisfying build everytime you find a combo that just clicks right
Replies: >>532356247 >>532356476 >>532356501 >>532359879
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:55:00 AM No.532356247
dda14f839adac243660f16ea46ef1bb7
dda14f839adac243660f16ea46ef1bb7
md5: 27616b7954139d225b0bd52b5d1491cf๐Ÿ”
>>532355948
Oh!
and a really fun thing is going 450 pp, and just tap firing hulk eyes. When I started doing that consistently it started to click how the gun wants to work.
Replies: >>532356476 >>532356501
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:55:23 AM No.532356267
1576355658473
1576355658473
md5: f4ac996190bda22ef2fb473f330b0e5e๐Ÿ”
>>532355346
>>532355774
>>532355827
man rajesh he really got you huh?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:56:40 AM No.532356331
>>532355394
the scout passive already does that with your minimal pingโ€ฆ
but i would be completely okay with that becoming normal for everyoneโ€™s ping and scout passive gets reworked to be entirely stealth based
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:57:13 AM No.532356361
supercharge
supercharge
md5: 29015e8befae179633cd429392127f72๐Ÿ”
>>532348682
>>532349298
Apologize.
Replies: >>532356573
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:58:36 AM No.532356446
>>532355394
Strategems that don't kill the enemy or facilitate you killing the enemy are worthless on higher difficulties due to the increased mob density. It would be like equipping the flag, an intentional handicap for your personal tastes.

>captcha: 2p002
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:59:10 AM No.532356476
>>532355948
>>532356247
Thanks! Not a huge fan of peak physique but I'll give it another go and see if it clicks
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:59:34 AM No.532356501
>>532355948
>>532356247
lowering RPM is for cowards. you can tap just as easily on the default as you can on 450
Replies: >>532356715
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:00:46 AM No.532356573
>>532356361
The current system is bad because city capture mechanics just further obfuscate the time required to capture a planet, in a system where the developers have new actually explained the new capture mechanics in-game.

Progress made in capturing a city should contribute to the planetary progress bar as normal, while completing the city should provide an additional boost.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:03:00 AM No.532356715
>>532356501
>trying to give suggestions to help someone who's not familiar with the weapon
>"nah loser that's for pissy babies just get gud"
why are you like this
Replies: >>532356802 >>532357168
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:04:25 AM No.532356802
>>532356715
I mean they'll get better use out of it on the default RPM and learning to get used to it than sticking on baby mode
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:11:24 AM No.532357168
>>532356715
also 450 RPM is less controllable than you think because the rate of fire is low enough that you can't apply constant correction to the recoil like you can on higher RPMs since it has too much time to settle between shots. a high constant recoil is easier to compensate for than recoil that has large gaps between each impulse. seriously 450 RPM is just a detriment
Replies: >>532357441
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:15:13 AM No.532357368
1745650717818225
1745650717818225
md5: c68b7520ff278350ecc5bedd0432a549๐Ÿ”
I would say HMG is invalidated by War strider. You won't have a lot of chances to mag dump the joint and they won't let you stay in place like Hulk does.
Replies: >>532357424 >>532375557
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:16:19 AM No.532357424
>>532357368
I always brought a commando to deal with tanks, cannon towers, and factory striders anyways so they don't bother me none
Replies: >>532358823
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:16:37 AM No.532357441
>>532357168
A cogent response. You should have called the other anon a nigger instead, this kind of professionalism is NOT what I come to 4chan for.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:16:45 AM No.532357453
1899cf45ff713fc48e1bd35659a8f857
1899cf45ff713fc48e1bd35659a8f857
md5: e88b285ffc25360505eca8589d0e8ef9๐Ÿ”
>Variable remembers how many shots you wanna blast at once but not your RPM once you respawn with it
Same shit with the Tendie

What the fuck is up with that?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:19:20 AM No.532357615
>>532335327
You can't be ragdolled off it, so if you run heavy explosive resist armor you can really entrench yourself in which is good for squids and bots. Problem is that it leaves your head exposed which both has reduced damage reduction and is a relatively fragile critical "limb" so you're pretty likely to just catch a stray cannon shot or a rapid burst of projectiles that pops your head. Also enemies really like to spawn behind you and get pathed into it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:27:24 AM No.532358102
>>532354440
Still farming?
Replies: >>532358150
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:28:09 AM No.532358150
>>532358102
Still. Full atm.
Replies: >>532358192
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:28:55 AM No.532358192
>>532358150
okie, tell me when there's a slot open
Replies: >>532359818
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:39:25 AM No.532358823
>>532357424
>Wasting slot on more than two blues
kicked
Replies: >>532359005
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:42:25 AM No.532359005
1751597656783182
1751597656783182
md5: 496034637bb4bedcff5071e39483474c๐Ÿ”
>>532358823
>she needs to rely on stratagems
The insurmountable pile of shit that /hdg/ is...
Replies: >>532359043
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:43:05 AM No.532359043
1543554
1543554
md5: 25c82c8bfef18f9f829fe3ea02c4e5dc๐Ÿ”
>>532359005
Replies: >>532359226 >>532362653
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:44:58 AM No.532359159
I've stopped taking anti tank stratagems because I know my team will have my back! I'll deal with the medium guys
Replies: >>532360045
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:46:06 AM No.532359226
1693570419998501
1693570419998501
md5: d391e82321a6434805dd7d978e8094cc๐Ÿ”
>>532359043
Monitoring and projecting, much?
Your butt-buddies over at /copeg/ are missing you.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:47:33 AM No.532359307
leave the scavengers to me bros
Replies: >>532359384
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:48:49 AM No.532359384
1738444722007737
1738444722007737
md5: 0c42380e9e7e2254114ade6cd9f09664๐Ÿ”
>>532359307
AH! Sweet Liberty!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:49:30 AM No.532359413
Is it just me or did they severely nerf the chance of 100SC drop?
Replies: >>532359774 >>532359854 >>532360143
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:56:19 AM No.532359774
>>532359413
its just you
numbers will stay numbers
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:57:04 AM No.532359818
>>532358192
Slot is open.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:57:30 AM No.532359854
>>532359413
i like this kind of post
i really do
>rng based drop
>every x amount of time a post claiming the rate has been buffed or nerfed pops up
Replies: >>532360679
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:58:01 AM No.532359879
>>532355948
I only ever use 450, way more accurate that way
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:00:36 PM No.532360045
>>532359159
Ironically this thinking would be perfectly viable in an /hdg/ lobby but outside of meme builds, everyone makes sure they've some anti-heavy ability in their loadout.
Meanwhile I see retarded pubs bring anti-medium loadouts when the other two could barely handle a BT
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:02:15 PM No.532360143
>>532359413
Wdym, I just got two hundred yesterday
Replies: >>532360679
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:02:31 PM No.532360160
>>532354096
3/4
Replies: >>532360408 >>532360465
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:54 PM No.532360408
>>532360160
failed
Replies: >>532360605
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:56 PM No.532360465
>>532360160
>>532354096
Lobby died, it's ogre
Replies: >>532360605
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:08:59 PM No.532360523
464ac765-8772-4ee3-a6b4-04f1a9cc833e
464ac765-8772-4ee3-a6b4-04f1a9cc833e
md5: 8b8e88897fa05d4e498f0683cf9677a6๐Ÿ”
d12 when
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:10:30 PM No.532360605
>>532360408
>>532360465
Join my farm then
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242923224955/76561198027910192
Replies: >>532360793
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:12:01 PM No.532360679
>>532359854
I haven't got 100 in like a month
>>532360143
I got 200 1.5 months ago too
Replies: >>532360706
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:12:31 PM No.532360706
>>532360679
keep playing bro it's due
Replies: >>532360795
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:38 PM No.532360770
Most of these orbitals are so ass. Just give us some guided missile red stratagems already to offset all this random artillery shit.
Replies: >>532360901 >>532360997
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:14:03 PM No.532360793
file
file
md5: ea3c3a964067b811ed9cf3523611fe14๐Ÿ”
>>532360605
1/4
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:14:07 PM No.532360795
>>532360706
Trve winner's mentality. You only ever lose if you stop gambling.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:16:09 PM No.532360901
>>532360770
Your Eagle Rocket Pods?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:16:12 PM No.532360904
every time a heavy dev shoots me through its shield my brain aneurysm gets a little closer
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:16:42 PM No.532360926
>>532355873
Never mind, 13 is my limit. This shit sucks.
Replies: >>532361012
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:18:11 PM No.532360997
>>532360770
>random artillery shit
bro, your OPS? your gas strike?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:18:22 PM No.532361012
>>532360926
Keep at it every day, it'll only take 210 years
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:19:26 PM No.532361072
Is it worth it at all to try shooting down squid dropships?
Replies: >>532361150
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:20:46 PM No.532361130
file
file
md5: a9557586c98b87fb95d38b0f4e9e6d39๐Ÿ”
Wake up babe, it's time for your daily dick flattening.
Replies: >>532361261 >>532361556
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:21:18 PM No.532361150
>>532361072
same as shooting down bot dropships - no
just throw your reds where the enemy is gonna spawn, prepare your greens, call it a day.
youre better off not wasting your ammo on something that might as well drop 20 voteless / 1 scout strider with its front plate missing
Replies: >>532361245
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:23:16 PM No.532361245
>>532361150
>shooting down bot dropships
Shoot at a reactor with AT
>shooting down squid dropships
Literally impossible
Replies: >>532361308
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:23:35 PM No.532361261
>>532361130
>Stockholm
LET IT FALL
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:24:38 PM No.532361308
>>532361245
>shoot at a reactor
but the bots dont use nuclear power?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:24:51 PM No.532361327
>new stockholm invaded
>okay might as well go there to help out with the MO
>not one operation on any difficulty has leviathans
Do leviathans only spawn on liberations or something?
Replies: >>532361398
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:25:31 PM No.532361364
>>532353654
yes in general but he did appear in a interview and i'm surprised he has a job even reddit hates that nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEbJMNlnjSQ
Replies: >>532363034
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:26:22 PM No.532361398
>>532361327
Defend campaigns have no operational modifiers. Meaning no leviathans.
Not sure if megacities get enemy flying units during a Defend moment.
Replies: >>532361435 >>532361951
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:26:51 PM No.532361435
d58ce084-0658-4ac4-8419-808aa2870792
d58ce084-0658-4ac4-8419-808aa2870792
md5: 83cd4dd2bf423c890505e58093ac5521๐Ÿ”
>>532361398
LMAO totally not rigged
Replies: >>532361512
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:28:13 PM No.532361512
>>532361435
what the fuck is up with this AI bullshit
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:29:11 PM No.532361556
1720022994324870
1720022994324870
md5: f507a11469c13ca6848dcf7612e298ce๐Ÿ”
>>532361130
>squiggers
>new stockholm
I say fuck em.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:29:59 PM No.532361595
This is the second time you've put out this sloppa.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:30:07 PM No.532361604
How to fix Helldivers 2:
1. Fire Alexus
2. Fire Joel
Replies: >>532361676 >>532361689
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:31:22 PM No.532361676
>>532361604
At this point, Joel isnt even a worker, but an entity. A malicious code itself. An amalgation. Creature. Creation.
You can fire the man, but his will keeps going on.
No amount of red numbers will get rid of him.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:31:30 PM No.532361689
>>532361604
I unironically think the most deranged and schizophrenic anon from this thread could do 8x better than either Alexus or Joel.
Replies: >>532361963 >>532363027
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:36:01 PM No.532361951
>>532361398
Well, that's fucking stupid. We're asked to kill an unresonable amount of these things and then the few squid divers are directed away from them.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:36:15 PM No.532361963
>>532361689
You think?
Replies: >>532362098
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:38:18 PM No.532362098
>>532361963
I'll rephrase that. No thinking. I KNOW that any anon from this thread would thrash Joel or Alexus in an actually-competent-at-their-job competition.
Replies: >>532362203 >>532362303
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:40:07 PM No.532362203
>>532362098
That's crazy man
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:41:52 PM No.532362303
376b4852c8725c5dbc163aed8a9bb459
376b4852c8725c5dbc163aed8a9bb459
md5: 5d60010d22c786b6550d94ebf42d148b๐Ÿ”
>>532362098
>any anon from this thread
half the anons here want to make the game ultra-catering to their own special and specific needs, killing off the game for the majority of the playerbase, the other half doesnt even know what they want
is it better than kektus? no, but when you choose between two evils, id rather tell both to fuck off.
Replies: >>532362383 >>532362396 >>532362817 >>532363096
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:42:11 PM No.532362327
Magicka 3 when? I wanna learn to spell, again.
Replies: >>532384290 >>532384472
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:43:14 PM No.532362383
>>532362303
unironically kill yourself
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:43:23 PM No.532362396
1717994184814352
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md5: 4ce05258c25a4962e3d7bf7b15a6703d๐Ÿ”
>>532362303
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:46:09 PM No.532362565
everyone here wants an actual progress in war storyline so 200% yeah
Replies: >>532362775
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:46:30 PM No.532362584
I'd put the coaldiver robutt anon in charge
Replies: >>532362630 >>532362679
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:47:14 PM No.532362630
>>532362584
Neck yourself
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:47:38 PM No.532362653
>>532359043
gay faggot is redundant
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:48:05 PM No.532362679
>>532362584
Hug yourself
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:49:45 PM No.532362775
>>532362565
>progress in war storyline
Just 2 more defense MOs
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:50:34 PM No.532362817
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md5: 41be44611937581130127169ebaf3893๐Ÿ”
>>532362303
god you are just as retarded as alexus neck yourself and save your parents from dealing with you
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:53:46 PM No.532362993
/hdg/ more like r/lowsodiumdivers, because both are afraid of any change whatsoever, UNLESS they have 100% control of whatever gets put into it.
...almost like...no...HVT? no...but close...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:54:22 PM No.532363027
>>532361689
So hypothetically, if you were the GM, and you had written yourself into a corner: How would you plan an MO that could be winnable, but still end with the enemy faction gaining ground?
Replies: >>532363315 >>532363475 >>532363560
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:54:25 PM No.532363034
>>532361364
>uploaded 19 hours ago
Isn't it strange how this shows up at all-time-high alexus hate? He doesn't choose his interviews. Higher ups in HR decide that. Baskinator is there too which means it's 100% arranged by higher-ups to keep him in check. I didn't watch it but if he's still spouting bullshit and idiocy there that means he is:
1) actual idiot
2) totally unaware of his idiocy
3) HR might be actually trying to get him fired but has no way to due to swedish law so they're trying to put him in the spot and make mistakes and get him fired
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:55:21 PM No.532363096
>>532362303
This is how trooncord influences your faggot opinions and makes you look like a retard
Next time someone invites you to trooncord, remember this post
Replies: >>532363301
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:58:16 PM No.532363301
>>532363096
What is this trooncord that you're speaking of? Is it some sort of place only the "elite" of /hdg/ sits in? Like a bunch of greedy jews? Is that what you're saying, anon?
If its not real, then you're delusional.
If it is real, let others join in so it can die out.
Replies: >>532363595
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:58:27 PM No.532363315
>>532363027
The answer would be a gay defense order with a lot of low level attacks. Even if players play perfectly, no ground would be gained, and you could set the required number of defense victories to a very manageable number.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:01:02 PM No.532363475
>>532363027
Easy: the enemy is going to assault 5 planets. High Command has predicted that defending every planet isn't possible, so the MO objective is to hold two out of five planets. Follow up afterwards with a directed assault MO, one planet at a time, to retake lost territory after we made the enemy pay dearly during the defense
Replies: >>532363689
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:02:12 PM No.532363560
>>532363027
Present losing ground as inevitable and instead focus on harming their future offensive capabilities by inflicting heavy casualties, as wars of attrition work IRL
Something like
>[planet] will fall to automatons in 48 hours, destroy x amount of fortresses/jammers/striders before then to prevent future offensives in the sector
Replies: >>532363689
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:02:40 PM No.532363595
1731404561261424
1731404561261424
md5: b58e156147b90efc1f756c0dc71c8066๐Ÿ”
>>532363301
Word to the wise, you cant gaslight a gaslighter. Post hours played, wall outlet, and local newspaper, brownie.
Replies: >>532363686 >>532363990
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:04:09 PM No.532363686
1751596588959329
1751596588959329
md5: 76a7908b73ae7b6c74402555e9dc7938๐Ÿ”
>>532363595
Not gonna do the job of a nigger, hajeet. Go find some other goy to do your bidding.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:04:14 PM No.532363689
>>532363475
>>532363560
>But that would make Super Earth looks competent! This is fascism we're talking about. Either you fail or get 60 medals
Replies: >>532364056
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:04:57 PM No.532363737
hey guys, i quit just before the squids came out
which of the new warbonds are good?
Replies: >>532364132
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:07:52 PM No.532363913
i would make the automatons the real war up until the squids get the full roster
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:08:07 PM No.532363926
>pelican 12 seconds from touchdown
>the current network connection has been lost :)
fuck this gay shit I'm back to farming squid blitzes for medals with these retarded awful swigger servers
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:09:04 PM No.532363990
>>532363595
that's how you know it's a discord tranny, because they start skittering like a bug under an overturned log when you correctly identify them
Replies: >>532364705 >>532366049
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:10:11 PM No.532364056
>>532363689
The majority of MOs should be smaller, more frequent, and more tightly directed - capture this specific planet, kill five million bugs for oil, defend against this invasion. They should also be more frequent, happening every 3-4 days or so. MOs involving multiple planets should be rare and more narratively impactful, featuring non-binary outcomes. Instead of requiring we succeed at X number of things, order us to perform as much X as possible and then have how successful we are influence the rewards and starting position of the following MO. Too much of this shit is pass/fail and reeks of awful narrative game design.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:10:43 PM No.532364091
1697073533922778
1697073533922778
md5: 1519933e4694a14a8d1f658bdd371705๐Ÿ”
>Sexposting
Get with time niggers, nowadays we post doro instead
Replies: >>532364432
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:11:27 PM No.532364132
>>532363737
Control group is probably your best bet. It has a warp pack that allows you to teleport into bunkers solo and the weapons are pretty good.
>Inb4 Epoch sucks
They'll likely buff the weapon in the future and the primary is fantastic.
Replies: >>532364275 >>532364438 >>532365395
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:13:32 PM No.532364275
>>532364132
I consider the Variable a pretty decent weapon but I can't get past how awful the ergo is after using the LibCarbine, Sickle, and Scythe so much.
Replies: >>532364992
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:13:51 PM No.532364289
Localization confusion is good but only on squids. Prove me wrong.
Replies: >>532364418 >>532364685 >>532377812
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:15:42 PM No.532364418
>>532364289
Are you kidding me? Squids are the easiest faction to deny their reinforcements on. They only have one unit that can flare, which doesn't show up in packs and is incredibly easy to pick out during a firefight in addition to having a fairly long xharge-up before the flare goes out.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:16:00 PM No.532364432
1720370757397120
1720370757397120
md5: ba8d6c70b52e1f3360b28e7b07accfa4๐Ÿ”
>>532364091
Its 'get with the times' , you baboon.
Replies: >>532364547
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:16:06 PM No.532364438
>>532364132
the only thing that sucks about the epoch is the accuracy bug, once they fix it it's an S tier support weapon.
Replies: >>532377601
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:16:44 PM No.532364479
>Illuminate STILL don't have a mega nest / fortress equivalent on d10
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:17:40 PM No.532364547
Begone Sex
Begone Sex
md5: 02c231946ddabf5bd2bdff63fc466b12๐Ÿ”
>>532364432
STFU I ALONE DICTATED HOW ENGLISH MUST BE WRITTEN
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:19:00 PM No.532364626
1753087251117957
1753087251117957
md5: 3a45e5f3a909c4fcc6b1c8605d22dbf8๐Ÿ”
>walking along minding my own business
>die to literally nothing
fellas? am I being gangstalked?
Replies: >>532364810 >>532364859
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:19:59 PM No.532364685
>>532364289
>Prove me wrong.
It is entirely inferior to the "big 4" boosters and I would rather have any of them
It becomes progressively worse the higher the difficulty is because it is based on time percentage before each drop
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:20:19 PM No.532364705
1751595473416500
1751595473416500
md5: ed2e0674a5034969dce37c5808e35028๐Ÿ”
>>532363990
Everyone is an anon here, meaning everyone has skittered instantly, making everyone a tranny. Including you.
I'm still here, but how can others be sure its you? You're the troon here, little meat, now, go, this spectacle no longer delights mine eyes.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:20:27 PM No.532364715
god DAMN do I love the Blitzer
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:22:18 PM No.532364810
1655417890390
1655417890390
md5: ce3df56fcd0504d64c468094dfa6202a๐Ÿ”
>>532364626
>take enough damage after a fight
>game only register that you are dead a few minutes later
don't worry frog poster game is just buggy right now
Replies: >>532364871
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:22:23 PM No.532364816
file
file
md5: 18acc3171e36a1437ed48943d32f2858๐Ÿ”
>please play on our swedish planet :)
fuck you and let it die
Replies: >>532365049 >>532366163
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:23:02 PM No.532364859
limmy
limmy
md5: d620836ee0b8025fb5f215c07f54c009๐Ÿ”
>>532364626
>the deadzone bug is back
Replies: >>532364920
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:23:14 PM No.532364871
>>532364810
this happened moments after dropping in, before I'd even seen an enemy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:23:58 PM No.532364920
drac
drac
md5: 1bb5ad56b57ef960bc43696986f8f01d๐Ÿ”
>>532364859
>The bugs are back
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:24:54 PM No.532364992
>>532364275
That's fair. Ergo can be very important, but I think the variable is quite usable still since its recoil is so low.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:25:45 PM No.532365049
1753153536902059
1753153536902059
md5: 7715328b7117c5a96cd03657b5898fcd๐Ÿ”
>>532364816
>get alert that sw*dish colony is under attack
>put super destroyer on silent
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:27:08 PM No.532365157
Can the variable blast an overseer in a single blast or does it count as a "single" projectile when shooting it in volley-mode?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:27:12 PM No.532365163
HELLDIVERS 2 2025.07.23 - 13.21.12.08.DVR_thumb.jpg
HELLDIVERS 2 2025.07.23 - 13.21.12.08.DVR_thumb.jpg
md5: becc2a692d1a3b9223ade0d16f39cf13๐Ÿ”
Ummm... Sweetie, did you just try to deny final squid drop? No, no. I can't let you do that ;)
Replies: >>532365568 >>532372049 >>532377904
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:28:52 PM No.532365269
embarrassing gooner
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:30:53 PM No.532365395
>>532364132
anything else?
i got 2k credits
also i already bought the warbond with the roadlbock armor
Replies: >>532365751 >>532365864
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:33:31 PM No.532365568
>>532365163
JUST GET THE FUCK IN THE PELICAN
>bu-
GET THE FUCK IN WE'RE LEAVING
Replies: >>532365924
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:35:54 PM No.532365751
>>532365395
Don't listen to him, the control group warbond sucks ass, he is trolling you. Which warbonds do you have?
Replies: >>532365857 >>532366046
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:37:08 PM No.532365857
>>532365751
i have all before squids came out plus one with roadblock armor
Replies: >>532366286
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:37:13 PM No.532365864
>>532365395
Depends on what you're looking for. Force of law isn't very good as a whole, but I consider the armor passive to be the best option for survivability in the game.
Masters of ceremony has decently useful armors, diligence 2, some meme items, and the most versatile grenades in the game which you get six of by default.
Servants of freedom is probably the best all-rounder. The grenades and armors suck (but look cool), but you get the strongest assault rifle in the game provided you build for it, a secondary that deletes heavies, and the hellbomb backpack for when you really, really hate jammers. Or breaches.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:38:12 PM No.532365924
>>532365568
I would but my team wasn't near pelican because they were fighting like 50m away so I tried to defend the pelican from getting swarmed. I was playing pub.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:40:02 PM No.532366046
>>532365751
If you think control group sucks then, honestly, skill issue.
Replies: >>532366457
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:40:04 PM No.532366049
>>532363990
you didn't identify anything brother
Replies: >>532366203
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:41:44 PM No.532366163
>>532364816
Not playing squids Alexus, New Stockholm must die.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:42:20 PM No.532366203
>>532366049
the lady doth protest too much, methinks
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:43:25 PM No.532366286
>>532365857
So everything released in 2024? If you have Freedom's Flame I'd take Servants of Freedom. Double-Edge is good with fire resist armor + vitality booster and the nuke backpack is fun. I'd save 1k because none of the other warbonds are particularily good, the last 3 in particular have been pretty disappointing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:45:50 PM No.532366457
>>532366046
>variable is meh
>epoch is shit
>laser turret is shit
>warp pack is good
Haven't tried the arc grenade but I can't imagine it's better than the gas one. I wouldn't recommend that warbond unless you have a bunch of SC saved up or nothing else to spend it on.
Replies: >>532366681
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:47:30 PM No.532366552
airburst orbital is my favorite red strategem and it's not because it's good
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:48:56 PM No.532366656
1752394409994426
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md5: b51d823ff68dd6f51fa7e0d5a5823ed9๐Ÿ”
If you think variable is good you clearly can't understand why medium pen trumps light pen in basically all situations.
Replies: >>532366961 >>532367041 >>532367345 >>532368735 >>532374259
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:49:16 PM No.532366681
>>532366457
The warp pack makes Control Group the best one to pick first because it makes all SC farming easier.
The only fault of the variable is the low ergo, which you can either get used to or use PP for.
Epoch is good, even with incorrect spray values. When the devs fix it it will be a-tier minimum.
Okay, laser turret isn't that good. Hopefully it'll get buffed.
Arc grenade is great. It's like the urchin where it sends out multiple pulses of arcs, so plant it on a bot drop or bug breach. It just has no demo force.
Replies: >>532367113
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:54:08 PM No.532366961
>>532366656
Unironic skill issue
Replies: >>532367638
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:55:17 PM No.532367041
>>532366656
found the console player
Replies: >>532367638
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:56:30 PM No.532367113
>>532366681
>The only fault of the variable is the low ergo, which you can either get used to or use PP for.
Or you could just use a better primary, which anon has already access to. If you're going to use an armor passive to make up for a primary's shortcomings, then use the dickle.
>Epoch is good
It's very mediocre. It's a mix between a railgun and a quasar that is worse than both. Hopefully it'll get buffed but as it is right now I see no reason to use it other than novelty.
>laser turret isn't that good
Describing it as anything other than pure unfettered ass makes me question if you are arguing in good faith.
Replies: >>532367729
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:58:17 PM No.532367239
>finished grinding SC to buy all warbonds
>now to grind to buy out the superstore
Give me bug city defense missions with the warp pack and I'll get it done in two days
Replies: >>532367382
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:59:51 PM No.532367345
>>532366656
Eruptor shitter detected
Replies: >>532367564 >>532367638
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:00:24 PM No.532367382
>>532367239
>he doesn't know
Replies: >>532367478
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:01:41 PM No.532367478
>>532367382
Enlighten me.
Replies: >>532367564 >>532367590 >>532367693
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:03:02 PM No.532367564
>>532367345
Eruptor is heavy pen
>>532367478
Warp pack doesn't let you loot bunkers in mega cities
Replies: >>532367792
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:03:27 PM No.532367590
1cb-1360032621
1cb-1360032621
md5: 725c0ca6ceafffc1a24c771bd776fc81๐Ÿ”
>>532367478
First big city bunker you try to loot, you'll find out.
Replies: >>532367792
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:04:08 PM No.532367638
>>532366961
Variable is only as okay as liberator is +1, it makes a difference on bots where you can use 7 volley to instantly kill small striders and full mag volley to kill hulks from behind. The gun having barely 20-30 ergonomics easily makes it worse in other situations unless you religiously use peak strength at all times. If you used med pen you wouldn't have problem with devastators. Yes I can try to headshot every dev. No, I'm not going to tryhard to do that when medium pen exist.
>>532367041
>using snoy consoles past ps3
>>532367345
I don't use eruptor much. I would rather take it to bugs to close holes from afar and mix it with MMG for close distance fights.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:05:02 PM No.532367693
>>532367478
They forgor to enable picking up items inside closed bunkers in city biomes.
Replies: >>532367792
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:05:33 PM No.532367729
>>532367113
Watch your tone when you speak to me, nigger. If you think I'm a bad faith actor because I don't use hyperbole when talking about the laser turret, you're free to drag my balls on your face.
If you want to run only meta that's your prerogative, but the variable is a great light pen weapon and the Epoch can potentially kill 15 hulks/chargers and WILL be buffed in the future.
Replies: >>532368219 >>532368795
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:06:27 PM No.532367792
>>532367693
>>532367590
>>532367564
I haven't played in cities since the new warbond, this sounds fucking retarded. I thought looting with warp pack was an intended mechanic
Replies: >>532367829
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:07:04 PM No.532367829
>>532367792
It is, but they forgot to update the city tiles.
Replies: >>532367951
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:08:50 PM No.532367951
>>532367829
Nothing I could possibly say about the sw*de would be enough.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:10:32 PM No.532368064
>unload +10 RR's into some dudes autocannon sentry
>it doesn't die
???
Replies: >>532368581
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:12:47 PM No.532368219
>>532367729
A light-pen primary shit shit ergonomics is an instant shitcan, no further elaboration needed. And im sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the epoch is more likely to get an AP downgrade, than any sort of buff. Like really? An AT weapon with a backpack-independent ammo supply? You shouldn't be allowed to have that. The spread stays as is.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:15:36 PM No.532368426
>>532332034
It depends a lot on the kind of charity.
Local charities or donations directly to organizations that actually do shit themselves? Usually not a scam, as the money is actually being used (whether they fumble or not is a whole other story).
Global organizations, middlemen organizations, or charitable fundraisers? 100% scams, layers upon layers of "administrative costs" and other such shit, passing money off to parent organizations, and other bull.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:17:54 PM No.532368581
>>532368064
He bought the packing peanuts upgrade.
Replies: >>532369205
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:20:02 PM No.532368735
>>532366656
medium pen does nothing well that light pen can't do better.
Replies: >>532368801
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:20:51 PM No.532368795
>>532367729
>Watch your tone
Why should I watch my tone when addressing the dumbest, blackest gorilla nigger ITT? Do you watch your tone when reprimanding a retarded animal for shitting on the carpet?
>hyperbole
The laser sentry is the worst one in the game. It will blow itself up shooting at one enemy it can't even damage. Calling it "not that good" is an euphemism, it is complete garbage.
>meta
I'm not a meta slave, but even as light pen ARs go it wouldn't be my first pick. I would rather bring a liberator, libcar or tenderizer because those don't require an armor passive to be good.
>Epoch can potentially kill 15 hulks/chargers
Laser Cannon and Quasar can potentially kill infinite hulks/chargers, that makes them the best support weapons in the game according to you.
Replies: >>532369704
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:20:55 PM No.532368801
>>532368735
go ahead, shoot down a gunship with your Liberator :)
Replies: >>532368903
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:21:32 PM No.532368851
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242931711650/76561198032566913
bots d10
Replies: >>532368980 >>532369140 >>532369286 >>532376387
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:22:03 PM No.532368903
>>532368801
Medium pen guns suck at that aswell.
But go ahead, shoot it down with your adjucator.
Replies: >>532369329 >>532408542
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:23:05 PM No.532368980
>>532368851
2/4
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:25:15 PM No.532369140
>>532368851
3/4
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:26:11 PM No.532369205
>>532368581
Nah he's a dirty chinky cheater.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:27:19 PM No.532369286
>>532368851
full
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:27:41 PM No.532369308
>wasp-launcher is now semi-auto
WHY!?
Replies: >>532370676
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:27:55 PM No.532369329
>>532368903
They can do it just fine
Unlike your lightpen cuck cannon
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:29:33 PM No.532369450
Screenshot_82-4061217494
Screenshot_82-4061217494
md5: 3910def6deb5307f14e134d98dc3be9b๐Ÿ”
>fuel depot tanks are the bots' most armored building for some fucking reason
>literally only a hellbomb can destroy them
>they are always perfectly spaced apart so they have to be taken out one at a time
This shit is so ass.
Replies: >>532369752 >>532369819 >>532369916
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:32:57 PM No.532369704
>>532368795
The variable doesn't require PP to be good either, as I've said, you can get used to the low ergo. It also has basically no recoil so you can plink devastator heads or go for accuracy-by-volume.
The variable also does things no other assault rifle can do with its volley and total mode. It can one-shot a harvester eye, rape a hulk heatsink, one-shot a charger leg, or put its literal ass on death's door. Volley will two-shot a commander's head or a berserker in the gut and can oneshot a squid with no armor.
The laser sentry works okay as a complement to your dps. It does need a larger heatsink and it shouldn't waste its energy on enemy hardpoints. It also has pre 60-day-patch health values. But, like the variable, it does shit no other turret can.
As for the tired LC/Quasar infinite ammo argument, the LC is balanced by its low durable damage and the Quasar by its cooldown time and slightly worse damage to RR. If facing down a factory strider, I'd rather have an epoch or RR than those other weapons.
Basically you're a projecting faggot and you need to earn the right to talk to me by having an IQ higher than 90. How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?
Replies: >>532370164
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:33:27 PM No.532369752
>>532369450
>playing mega cities
your own damn fault
all the fuel tanks on field maps can be killed with a single well-placed hellbomb
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:34:28 PM No.532369819
>>532369450
In cities, when you go up the stairs, if you can get the hellbomb to spawn as close to the edge as possible inbetween the two silos, you can one-shot it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:35:57 PM No.532369916
>>532369450
That and the new bio processors in megacities, it doesn't matter that all 4 are literally next to eachother with no obstacles between them, you WILL need two, maybe three, hellbombs to destroy them, at least those things get destroyed by primary weapons but its still retarded that one nuke isn't enough
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:36:26 PM No.532369952
What's the point of jetpack now?
Replies: >>532370403 >>532380716
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:39:48 PM No.532370164
1752740243373935
1752740243373935
md5: 377ae7d51881b092242c24a7a98e235f๐Ÿ”
>>532369704
>gets btfo'd
>repeats self ad nauseam
Brown.
Replies: >>532370824
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:43:05 PM No.532370403
>>532369952
More vertical mobility and longer distances when use from higher up
also one's free the other costs SC, which admittedly is a weak argument but for new players it's a relevant one
Replies: >>532370879
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:47:01 PM No.532370676
>>532369308
Changing the trajectories of the missiles so they don't blow up on your feet takes more than minimum effort so they pretend to "work on the weapon" like asked but only change meaningless shit
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:48:50 PM No.532370824
>>532370164
I accept your concession
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:49:26 PM No.532370879
>>532370403
Newfag can be my supply bitch and be useful fo until they can afford it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:50:55 PM No.532370984
hero
hero
md5: 7ffb5049b4bf733479f1cd6582cceda0๐Ÿ”
DEATH TO THE DICTATORS
GLORY TO CYBERSTA-
Replies: >>532371357
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:55:57 PM No.532371357
>>532370984
>Unitologists
>Warrior chads unafraid to blow themselves up for their cause
>Isaac
>Weak atheist who gets turned into a literal cuckold
Explain
Replies: >>532371509 >>532371558 >>532374383
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:56:00 PM No.532371360
Arrowhead should add faction mechanic, you can play as the bug, the bot and the squid and form your own gambits on the galactic war.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:56:48 PM No.532371427
Stimming you!
Replies: >>532371912 >>532371937
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:58:01 PM No.532371509
>>532371357
>Explain
Isaac is still alive and the "chad" Unitologists are in pieces.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:58:38 PM No.532371558
>>532371357
The post is exactly as it is, I made no mistakes.

Glory to Cyberstan. It will take another thousand Creeks before all of you slaves stop us
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:03:25 PM No.532371912
>>532371427
Thank you~
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:03:46 PM No.532371937
>>532371427
I need supplies
THANK YOU!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:05:07 PM No.532372049
GmsNrDiXgAAAq0A
GmsNrDiXgAAAq0A
md5: f02f40eeb24dbb3b7cda91de58b4741d๐Ÿ”
>>532365163
>Cape off
The movements look weird without it, I can't enjoy the ass at all
Replies: >>532372590
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:05:28 PM No.532372075
Chudjak
Chudjak
md5: cad71f51f0e5a9110bf2a8dab58074a1๐Ÿ”
>he uses female voice
What the fuck is wrong with you, you tranny? Every single time I join a /hdg/, there's at least 1 faggot rocking the female helldiver voice. Why?
Replies: >>532372140 >>532372191 >>532372213 >>532372229 >>532372246 >>532372317 >>532372373 >>532372794 >>532373035 >>532374335 >>532375575 >>532407424
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:06:22 PM No.532372140
>>532372075
I say this but dont look like this
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:06:55 PM No.532372191
>>532372075
Most people roll with the random voice, so there's a 50% chance of ending up with a female voice
Replies: >>532372475
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:07:12 PM No.532372213
>>532372075
>Most people use random voice
>50% chance for woman voice
What did you expect
Replies: >>532372475
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:07:26 PM No.532372229
>>532372075
its called having randomized voices and not dying once
Replies: >>532372475
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:07:35 PM No.532372246
>>532372075
the pain sounds are way rawer than yuri's cucked performance
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:08:30 PM No.532372317
>>532372075
literal troons or coomers with coom-mods.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:09:13 PM No.532372373
>>532372075
They have coomer armor
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:10:34 PM No.532372475
>>532372191
>>532372213
>>532372229
You guys don't set the default voice to male?
Replies: >>532372753
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:12:01 PM No.532372590
>>532372049
It looks like fucking Fortnite
Troons have no taste as usual
Replies: >>532373089
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:14:01 PM No.532372753
>>532372475
Why bother? I like variety and any of the voices get grating after I hear it for too long
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:14:19 PM No.532372778
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
Replies: >>532372937
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:14:34 PM No.532372794
1733160
1733160
md5: 437aa40b8227680da19264e794fc5fd9๐Ÿ”
>>532372075
I almost never used the female voice, at best I will use the normal sounding female one which is Voice 1, Voice 3 makes my ears bleed on how loud and obnoxious it sounded.
Replies: >>532407658
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:16:39 PM No.532372937
>>532372778
What are the bots even fighting for right now? They secured cyberstan and are now just attacking random super earth planets.
Replies: >>532373148 >>532373358 >>532373369 >>532373812 >>532374576
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:17:47 PM No.532373035
>>532372075
male voices in hd2 are faggoty gay
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:18:30 PM No.532373089
>>532372590
I concur, I would much prefer it if they went for a frog soldier armor mod that was more tasteful and militaristic
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:19:15 PM No.532373148
1686121501726508
1686121501726508
md5: a449227ed79b56b6dd7a2c1cd8574517๐Ÿ”
>>532372937
Annihilation
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:21:57 PM No.532373358
>>532372937
SE is on the find out stage after fucking around in HD1.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:22:03 PM No.532373369
>>532372937
Maybe the war machines don't have a purpose beyond destruction? Crazy shit, I know, everyone thought they'd build wholesome farm houses and grow bolts, gears and I-beams out of the ground
Replies: >>532373784 >>532373809
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:26:50 PM No.532373784
>>532373369
The game repeatedly rubs it in that they're sentient though, we don't know how their civilization works, unless we see more of Cyberstan.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:27:06 PM No.532373809
>>532373369
>actually believing the bots would have retards wanting peace with the threat that is Super Earth
Balls deep, no thoughts for mercy until every single compromised factor is terminated. Planning shit when the humans are still alive, kicking and perfectly capable of sabotaging any progress is stupid and just betting on them NOT bombing the shit out of assets not related to the war effort
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:27:07 PM No.532373812
>>532372937
Securing a future for their synthetic children.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:30:35 PM No.532374085
Dropping cluster bomb beacons in densely crowded city blocks and watching the bomblets light up the entire alleyway. Love that shit
Replies: >>532374413
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:30:42 PM No.532374094
>>532347354
Okay, it's an AT-DP then.
Either way: it's not an AT-ST.
The closest thing the bots have to an AT-ST is the new War Strider in terms of loadout, size, and weakness profile, but an AT-ST would be much faster and slightly lighter armored.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:32:53 PM No.532374259
>>532366656
One taps some heavies to the weak spot with Total. Volley can be used to take out larger threats faster than Auto.
Not being able to make the Variable work is the most prominent sign of a med pen shitter.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:33:47 PM No.532374335
>>532372075
I like hearing women moan.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:23 PM No.532374383
>>532371357
>Whole religion is about returning from death to your body
>For two games it's been said that Unitologists don't alter their bodies in any way, to keep their sanctity
>Third game: MARKER ACKBAR!
Explain this!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:46 PM No.532374413
>>532374085
>x6
>Leaves seven hunters and two pouncers alive
I love cluster but it does fuck all sometimes.
Replies: >>532375410
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:36:49 PM No.532374576
>>532372937
People keep getting confused because of Helldivers 1. But, in helldivers 2, all the evil monsters are just evil blood thirsty monsters. I dunno, the automaton putting civilians in blenders should have clued people in.
Replies: >>532375137 >>532376221
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:42:54 PM No.532375137
>>532374576
That makes sense at this point, they require humanoid components to function so they are now in slaughter house mode
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:46:07 PM No.532375410
>>532374413
The city has a way of eating my bombs
Truly only the hell bomb and hell bomb backpack are city safe
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:46:12 PM No.532375419
lemon-are-everywhere-repost-with-now-with-essex-the-lemon-v0-jbz2d20rrvfb1
>>532331224 (OP)
Replies: >>532376594
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:47:46 PM No.532375557
>>532357368
War strider basically forces you into taking ultimatum and/or thermite if you're an HMGfag. Strafing run isn't viable either and I haven't tested rocket pods vs them.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:48:00 PM No.532375575
king shit
king shit
md5: 83c77b55a14082ffbae31a3cf0373821๐Ÿ”
>>532372075
I use Randomize Voice
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:52:26 PM No.532375975
>its a filler MO with joel spamming high level map painting attacks episode

The writing is repetitive.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:55:11 PM No.532376203
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242940131119/76561198391046460
Bots?
Replies: >>532376389
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:55:23 PM No.532376221
>>532374576
Terminids are still stuck in a cycle of being harvested and breaking free
Squids would have left us alone if we didn't dump our junk in their lawn. But now they gotta learn their lesson
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:56:11 PM No.532376297
1541510553675
1541510553675
md5: fc68257ded96901f5d67b05345d084ff๐Ÿ”
>another squid planet under attack
>both squid defense planets don't have leviathans
holy rigged
Replies: >>532377680
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:57:25 PM No.532376387
Hug
Hug
md5: 31e5b833c437f25fd6dc73e4fa2bffa6๐Ÿ”
>>532368851
GGs.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:57:25 PM No.532376389
>>532376203
2/4
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:57:45 PM No.532376417
medium pen is for people who don't use support weapons
(retards)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:51 PM No.532376594
FwHwC6qXoAI7msj
FwHwC6qXoAI7msj
md5: e20afd1b20a9d32ad43a8c9b0fad5a3e๐Ÿ”
>>532375419
Don't you get it, Springfield? It's over, you lose
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:03:38 PM No.532376880
Light pen is for mindless cucks who enjoy getting their nuts crushed
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:09:18 PM No.532377331
Heavy pen is for sissies who're afraid of direct confrontation.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:10:09 PM No.532377394
Medium pen is for retards
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:11:19 PM No.532377481
True chads use exclusively AT weapons for everything
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:12:19 PM No.532377564
Real men use the portable hellbomb and jeep. Nothing else.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:12:48 PM No.532377597
>engaging at all
I'm not even there anymore
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:12:49 PM No.532377601
>>532364438
And fix the mag sizes and the demo force.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:13:23 PM No.532377657
True sissies use full-eagle loadout and play without firing a single shot and let the wife do it for him. He gets pegged in the hangar afterwards.
Replies: >>532377807
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:13:44 PM No.532377680
>>532376297
>Meanwhile;
>Ignoring the MO
>Ignoring illuminate
Reminder that this shit is on the rails until xbox release. And even then, probably forever.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:13:46 PM No.532377684
True sigma gamer chuds use only smoke grenades, smoke stratagems, EMS strike, melee, and the defender.
Replies: >>532379850 >>532379963
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:15:23 PM No.532377807
>>532377657
man that's the life right there
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:15:26 PM No.532377812
>>532364289
JUST SHOOT THE WATCHERS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Replies: >>532377904
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:16:27 PM No.532377904
>>532377812
>>532365163
What now
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:17:08 PM No.532377963
I will not play squids with randos. You need situational awareness and target priority to effectively fight squids and brownoid randos have neither.
Replies: >>532378167 >>532378175 >>532378258 >>532378661
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:19:28 PM No.532378167
>>532377963
I played with some chink and 2 guys who had western names but didn't engage in chat today and had one of the best experiences with squids in a while. I would rather play squids with randoms than with hdg.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:19:32 PM No.532378175
>>532377963
caucasian randos though
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:20:27 PM No.532378258
>>532377963
Just hold m1.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:22:33 PM No.532378459
1752500092563573
1752500092563573
md5: 0d39ad02c5282efe300b4b4de2529ea9๐Ÿ”
>eruptor
>warrant
>pyrotech
>zombie heavy armor
>patriot/emancipator
>warp pack
>railgun
>laser/rocket turret
It's divin' time!
Replies: >>532379624 >>532380132 >>532380331 >>532405286
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:24:56 PM No.532378661
>>532377963
Hdg doesn't either
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:33:16 PM No.532379376
1737132304797619
1737132304797619
md5: 36a14f2e708df24f5efe9a29b388cf75๐Ÿ”
What's your Leviathan hunting build? I know we aren't getting the major order but I still want to try
Replies: >>532379542 >>532379798 >>532380525 >>532380639
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:35:01 PM No.532379542
>>532379376
Cuck chair and whatever else.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:36:01 PM No.532379624
1735186645445016
1735186645445016
md5: 864c59487eadf9d60e68f085766f8ea3๐Ÿ”
>>532378459
>warrant user
>heavy user
>mech user
>warp pack user
>laser turret user
Zasedโ€ฆ so fvcking zasedโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:36:22 PM No.532379652
borat
borat
md5: ce4dc3fd98acd028e866ce2848482332๐Ÿ”
>>532336332
It's at 2 months 1 week now. Whoever set these numbers was actually retarded or malicious.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:37:46 PM No.532379798
>>532379376
ATE and maybe AC mech in case one gets destroyed
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:38:21 PM No.532379850
>>532377684
>and the defender
woah, let's be reasonable here...
Replies: >>532379963 >>532380034
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:17 PM No.532379929
Im gonna run whale hunting lobbies when I get home, ATE + RR/EAT/Queso required
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:37 PM No.532379963
>>532377684
>>532379850
i miss when the Defender was a better Lib, it carried me all the way to D9 back then
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:40:23 PM No.532380034
>>532379850
>defender started as a straight upgrade to the lib
>lib gets buffed
>defender gets nothing
>AH decides to add ten gorillion damage falloff and a godless amount of sway to all SMGs because muh realism
the defender is such a tragedy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:41:33 PM No.532380132
1434647435150
1434647435150
md5: f515ec0a7f149549be9a0f9ddca8b2cf๐Ÿ”
>>532378459
I got a new loadout to try
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:43:39 PM No.532380331
based
based
md5: f4f96a30ac05e2cd4de5ca2f9a152adc๐Ÿ”
>>532378459
what on earth is a zombie heavy armour
>onions
Replies: >>532380409 >>532380470
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:44:21 PM No.532380409
>>532380331
the new armors dummy
Replies: >>532380471
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:45:10 PM No.532380470
>>532380331
The new armor from the control group warbond. Its stops death for a bit to give you a last stand.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:45:10 PM No.532380471
>>532380409
Ohhhh right im stupid alright
based
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:45:37 PM No.532380525
>>532379376
>pic
What the HMG should've been
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:46:41 PM No.532380639
>>532379376
SO WHAT IF I LIKE BIG GUNS?!
Replies: >>532380802
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:46:44 PM No.532380646
To the guy who told me HE grenades are garbage. Thanks, I was going off of the ingame stats and they were a lie. The standard grenade deals way more damage and kills way more things for some reason and i'm glad i switched this piece of shit out.
Replies: >>532381085 >>532382768 >>532383680
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:47:26 PM No.532380716
>>532369952
It's still cooler than the warp pack
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:48:17 PM No.532380791
Variable would be good if it had double the size of the cartridge and use 98 bullets.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:48:21 PM No.532380802
>>532380639
TURRETS AND EXPLOSIONS, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE M8
Replies: >>532381056
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:48:31 PM No.532380824
The variable is a shit gun. You have no counter arguments.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:50:22 PM No.532380997
Variable is alright and versatile enough
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:51:01 PM No.532381056
>>532380802
IF IT AIN'T FLAMMABLE...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:51:19 PM No.532381085
m610twjexy331
m610twjexy331
md5: f6013b43a4fbebddf12636033f6bbbc5๐Ÿ”
>>532380646
>HE grenades are garbage
>standard grenade deals way more damage
Replies: >>532381482
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:51:57 PM No.532381143
the garbage ergo and no customization kills the variable for me
always sucks having a primary that handles like the fucking HMG
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:52:10 PM No.532381154
Im extremely horny bros
Replies: >>532381273 >>532381297 >>532381430
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:53:25 PM No.532381273
>>532381154
have anal sex with the overseers
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:53:42 PM No.532381297
1576275916070
1576275916070
md5: 2b908b0f9d63b247ee087c2ec471bac1๐Ÿ”
>>532381154
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:55:05 PM No.532381430
1750920492039083
1750920492039083
md5: a4cb165aa46bcc9929db90448590275b๐Ÿ”
>>532381154
Jerk off to this
Replies: >>532381918 >>532382021
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:55:37 PM No.532381482
>>532381085
Turns out bigger AoE + Shrapnel spawns means that the normal grenade kills way more shit. For example, dropping it under an enemy and getting those shrapnel in means that you can deal like 1k extra damage on top of the explosion itself.
Replies: >>532381747 >>532382768 >>532383680
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:57:20 PM No.532381664
The epoch is a good weapon and you are just bad at using it.
Replies: >>532381885
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:05 PM No.532381747
D0hrCh7XcAA9qoj
D0hrCh7XcAA9qoj
md5: 7a6cb90ad8a5572f39f5a0f72a666e33๐Ÿ”
>>532381482
>bigger AoE + Shrapnel
>normal grenade
Replies: >>532381976 >>532382218
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:37 PM No.532381793
>>532335327
they really should just do version with HMG
Replies: >>532381894
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:59:34 PM No.532381885
>>532381664
Your mother is a good whore and it's all those other disappointed clients who fucked her blown out pussy and felt nothing are in the wrong. Her throat is as tight as a cunny.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:59:45 PM No.532381894
>>532381793
They already do. Its called the fast recon vehicle.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:00:04 PM No.532381918
1636994983594
1636994983594
md5: 260a2bba546d4edbf971b8a37c7c0248๐Ÿ”
>>532381430
>sciencefaggots once again tinkering with terminids DNA
i'm so tired of playing janny for these irresponsible pencil-pushing, snot-rubbing, snort-huffing, 4-eyed fucking retards bros
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:00:46 PM No.532381976
IMG_6330
IMG_6330
md5: 18c50eebbc947d8a30c28b1477c961f6๐Ÿ”
>>532381747
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/G-6_Frag

The HE has no shrapnel. It actually deals less damage despite the claims in the status screen.
Replies: >>532382072 >>532382768
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:01:14 PM No.532382021
>>532381430
18 ARMPITS
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:01:23 PM No.532382037
>>532333614
just go play one of the games that exist of this game type. stop trying to fit a square peg in a round hole.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:01:49 PM No.532382072
>>532381976
>he doesn't know
Replies: >>532382663
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:01:51 PM No.532382076
I WILL impregnate SEAF-Chan
Replies: >>532382368 >>532382467 >>532382832
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:02:37 PM No.532382162
1730191637361018
1730191637361018
md5: 6c39605934b9b405a9c8c988b429dafe๐Ÿ”
Attention, major order workers! Your leviathan kills quota is significantly behind schedule. I will not tolerate low yields for much longer. Correct this at once or I will be forced to use neurocine gas. You have five days.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:02:50 PM No.532382180
Clearing a building would be funny because I can just call a barrage in your general area and habe the building collapse with you in it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:03:13 PM No.532382218
>>532381747
its the second thing you unlock in the game what do you mean
Replies: >>532382768
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:03:33 PM No.532382256
>>532338869
prob a ref to mtg but i'm going with your idea
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:04:38 PM No.532382368
>>532382076
>cursing your helldivin' swimmers to jobbing eggs
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:05:36 PM No.532382467
>>532382076
Oi mate you got the papers for that?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:07:45 PM No.532382663
>>532382072
Clearly not. Feel free to update the wiki.
Replies: >>532382768
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:08:56 PM No.532382768
normal_grenade_lol
normal_grenade_lol
md5: 8f9c0355d6d684cf3b4a15cbe35c074c๐Ÿ”
>>532380646
>>532381482
>>532381976
>>532382218
>>532382663
Replies: >>532383247 >>532384412
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:09:40 PM No.532382832
Smug SEAF chan
Smug SEAF chan
md5: f9a6f3e1dc08d956c19b1101141d58fa๐Ÿ”
>>532382076
>He doesn't have the paperwork
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:14:24 PM No.532383247
>>532382768
ESL-kun... You actually scared me that I was somehow not understanding shrapnel correctly and my newfound killing powers were somehow a placebo.
Replies: >>532384172
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:15:53 PM No.532383365
leaked 3d showcase
leaked 3d showcase
md5: 17d6d1fe9569a2d2849b2cd4a9709d07๐Ÿ”
Leaked glimpses of the 4th faction
How would your girl diver compete?
Replies: >>532385525
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:18:04 PM No.532383582
>rape ape anon is back
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:18:09 PM No.532383587
I've been gone for two weeks, did we get bot megacities yet and how is the new 'bond
Replies: >>532383721 >>532383785 >>532384050
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:18:14 PM No.532383592
Wait SAM sites have finite ammo? i thought they had infinite ammo to compensate their dogshit range
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:18:48 PM No.532383645
1741278463804763
1741278463804763
md5: f321423e5c5627fa0976374f6c8cc77e๐Ÿ”
>Random squid invasion in an attempt to stop botdivers from reclaiming we lost (Its ruining Joels le epik not 40k grimdark story)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:19:13 PM No.532383680
>>532380646
>>532381482
The HE is the normal, standard grenade. The Frag is a special grenade. Get your terms right nigga. Also use impacts, why tf would you ever use HEs, the higher damage is bait, you'll never time your grenades consistently and even if you could you'd just be wasting time
Replies: >>532384059
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:19:35 PM No.532383721
>>532383587
Let me just fill you in!
with cum
Replies: >>532383936
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:20:08 PM No.532383785
>>532383587
bots are fucking in megacities and there's only one good unlockable in the warbond and its at the last tier as usual
Replies: >>532383936
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:21:43 PM No.532383936
>>532383721
ahn~
>>532383785
Holy shit I'm fucking launching the game right now aaand it wants to download and patch 70 gigabytes holy shit what the fuck.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:22:22 PM No.532383993
squidders so back
squidders so back
md5: 3c1d1a11011a912204cff71bb31b94ad๐Ÿ”
uhm /hdg/ chuds squids are actually the most popular faction!
great design by great team! praise AH!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:22:58 PM No.532384050
>>532383587
>did we get bot megacities yet
yes and its kino
>and how is the new 'bond
it's a solid meh, armor is worthless, rifle is ok, stratagem weapon is dogshit, grenade is meh, turret is shit and the warp pach is the only good thing
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:23:03 PM No.532384059
>>532383680
Frag grenades are "normal" grenades. HE grenades are a special type of grenade. Calling an HE grenade a "normal grenade" is like calling a shotgun a "marksman rifle" or something equally dumb.
Replies: >>532384223 >>532384359 >>532384412
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:24:07 PM No.532384172
>>532383247
>ESL
>doesn't know words have meanings
time to get a new brain slug buddy, I think yours is past its expiration date
Replies: >>532384363
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:24:36 PM No.532384223
>>532384059
fair enough
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:25:17 PM No.532384290
>>532362327
Wrong developer
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:25:55 PM No.532384359
>>532384059
except he called them "standard grenades"
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:25:56 PM No.532384363
>>532384172
>Doesn't follow context
You are figuratively the only one that didn't understand the post.
Replies: >>532384635
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:26:23 PM No.532384412
>>532384059
Read >>532382768
I don't care if your CoD/Battlefield/Halo faggot ass thinks a frag grenade is normal. This is Helldivers 2 and you'll use Helldivers 2 terms
Replies: >>532384519
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:04 PM No.532384472
>>532362327
I had enough jank from playing Magicka 1 with friend back i the day thanks
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:08 PM No.532384483
Im not playing Joels gay boy distraction game. Im reclaiming the forge world.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:26 PM No.532384519
>>532384412
>ESL having a melty
Replies: >>532384704 >>532385710
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:28:31 PM No.532384635
>>532384363
I knew what you meant, but semantically you were wrong and I was fully prepared to laugh at you
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:29:01 PM No.532384671
ESL game, ESL general
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:29:24 PM No.532384704
>>532384519
Its the europoor that always posts around this time. He has retarded takes
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:29:51 PM No.532384753
from 1 to 10 how much has the fraudulent leviathan checkmark lowered the players' fun with the squids?
Replies: >>532384865 >>532384917 >>532385008
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:30:56 PM No.532384865
>>532384753
>fraudulent leviathan checkmark
eggsplain
Replies: >>532385086
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:31:25 PM No.532384917
>>532384753
Leviathans were a mistake/ 10
t. solo runner
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:32:20 PM No.532385008
>>532384753
2 epoch shots kills a leviathan :)
Replies: >>532386464
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:33:08 PM No.532385086
>>532384865
kill six gorillon levis.
No I am not fucking joking
>>532311793

People are coping they will 180 this shit by adding an easier auxiliary objective to pass the MO but it's an obvious band-aid on atrocious fucking GM god I hope Joel suffers an ingrown nail that leaves him unable to fucking walk for the rest of his vacation
Replies: >>532385294 >>532385629
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:34:53 PM No.532385245
>actually might just barely hold the squid attack on new stockholm while not going into negatives on bugs/bots
>heres another squid attack on alamak vii right now lol
Oh, go to Hell.
Never suffer the eternal Swigger.
Between the newest warbond being complete ass, and this kinda shit, Iโ€™m just taking a break. Iโ€™ll be back when we have actual content.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:35:25 PM No.532385294
>>532385086
All joel needs is to have partial victory states. That's it. Like "with the defense of these two out of three objectives, we have slowed down the enemy advance" instead of "you failed 1/3 you got raped" or whatever.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:36:43 PM No.532385437
>NOOOO IM SUPPOSED TO WIN EVERY FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE 100% OF THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Replies: >>532385671 >>532385826 >>532386391
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:37:41 PM No.532385525
>>532383365
honestly a Planet of the Apes faction is the only good suggestion i've seen for a 4th faction. it's just goofy enough to fit in with the rest of their rip-offs
Replies: >>532385774 >>532400434 >>532402172
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:38:58 PM No.532385629
>>532385086
ah, just didn't follow your phrasing. I already ran the numbers >>532258042 and it ain't happening.
I think the fact that they're so unrealistic betrays that the devs either don't play the game (we already know this) or they simply did a random generator like they do for personal orders and had an intern hastily cobble together some narrative.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:39:20 PM No.532385671
>>532385437
No one would complain if Joel had actual balls and made radical storytelling decisions rooted on severe defeats out of 'fuck you' MO requirements but you and I know he's just stalling and kicking the can down the road.

Lower your tone if you don't have anything else to say.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:39:45 PM No.532385710
>>532384519
>Y-you're mad because I'm wrong, *spins wheel* tran- *wheel stops* ESL
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:00 PM No.532385740
1369410773467
1369410773467
md5: c68c279417291554f987fe39d17f7730๐Ÿ”
>Lower your tone if you don't have anything else to say.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:10 PM No.532385764
Time to D10 with the default helldiver loadout
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:14 PM No.532385774
>>532385525
>modder turns apes into feral (native)l niggers
Nah
Replies: >>532386062
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:49 PM No.532385826
IMG_6309
IMG_6309
md5: 3742a49a48a07ee37be724df91a85fc7๐Ÿ”
>>532385437
there is hundreds of books on DMing, Joel. You don't have to figure this out on your own.
Replies: >>532386162 >>532391480
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:41:38 PM No.532385895
Screenshot 2025-07-18 151803
Screenshot 2025-07-18 151803
md5: 608e459c137db6b127e17ccd000ec21e๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>532386332 >>532387295
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:43:12 PM No.532386062
>>532385774
this is why we can't have nice things
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:44:17 PM No.532386162
>>532385826
Ok, devilโ€™s advocate here because being dm at your dnd night and dmโ€™ing a live service video game are entirely different prospects. Joelโ€™s DMโ€™ing is entirely determined by the rate at which content is produced. Not to mention shit like that squids are simply unpopular, or liberation as a mechanic is held together with duct tape and hope. If they could bang out meridia/super earth invasion level of shit every week, they would.
Replies: >>532386521 >>532390909 >>532391480 >>532391480
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:45:59 PM No.532386332
da weak shwud fweah da stwong ;3
da weak shwud fweah da stwong ;3
md5: 6764c8368f67c8a31f4942addabaaf64๐Ÿ”
>>532385895
Replies: >>532387295
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:46:39 PM No.532386391
>>532385437
acknowledging this post is in bad faith, I think the problem is that it's not even plausible. The best story moments in the game were times where we won by a razor thin margin, or disrupted what joel's obvious intentions were. When they place their thumb on the scale it demonstrates an unwillingness to adapt around player actions and only creates indifference towards the story
Replies: >>532409258
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:47:23 PM No.532386464
>>532385008
Each wing has 5000 health, anon. You need 4 fully-charged Epoch shots per wing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:47:43 PM No.532386489
4th faction will the The Penis Men.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:48:06 PM No.532386521
>>532386162
>they could bang out meridia/super earth invasion level of shit every week, they would.
You don't DM the climax encounter every week, tho. The fuck are you talking about? Hell, most campaign building IS using the same enemies and locations over and over again.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:49:43 PM No.532386680
Anyone use Vulkan with this game? I've had the tab open to the guide to do it for ages now and still haven't bothered. Do patches break it?
Replies: >>532386821 >>532387428
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:51:13 PM No.532386821
>>532386680
I use DirectX 11
It's just a launch parameter, they shouldn't break
Replies: >>532387371
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:55:41 PM No.532387295
>>532385895
>>532386332
>there's two voices in your shoulders
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:55:59 PM No.532387320
LMAOing at all the Joel divers, they will never learn will they.
Replies: >>532387538
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:56:21 PM No.532387371
>>532386821
Vulkan requires some shit out of a github repo. I guess
>it might risk a ban
>you have to set the game to windowed every time you close it
>if you tab out while loading it might crash the game
was enough to turn people off of the idea

just tried only dx11 and it's giving me weird stuttering and fps drops on the ship, oh well
Replies: >>532387723
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:56:59 PM No.532387428
>>532386680
Yeah I do, patches don't break it but you have to clear the shader cache each time
Some peoples rigs work better with just dx11 personally vulkan has let me play the game on high settings at 60-70 where I used to get like 40 with normal dx12
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:57:56 PM No.532387538
jรฉsus_thumb.jpg
jรฉsus_thumb.jpg
md5: 5e7e6437b2320dbddec76630f25478e7๐Ÿ”
>>532387320
one must imagine Sisyphus happy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:59:40 PM No.532387723
>>532387371
That's DXVK
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:01:45 PM No.532387946
Why does the helldiver discord janny so hard when telling people to dive more intelligently? The game mechanics require people to group up on planets but telling people to stop wasting effort on irrelevant planets is a big no no.
Replies: >>532388110 >>532388190 >>532388352
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:03:12 PM No.532388110
>>532387946
because even they know the MO isn't real and don't want you harassing people over it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:03:53 PM No.532388186
WOOAAAH I THOUGHT IT WAS A NIGHTMARE
LORD IT WAS SO TRUE
THEY TOLD ME "GO, GO, HOLD THE SOUTH"
THE DEVS ARE ALL DELU

BETTER RUN FROM STOCKHOLM
BETTER RUN FROM STOCKHOLM
BETTER RUN FROM STOCKHOLM

WOAH DON'T FIGHT THE 'QUIDS
Replies: >>532388482
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:03:54 PM No.532388190
>>532387946
How does liberation even work now? I've noticed most planets have really low resistances, but take forever to capture.
Replies: >>532388386 >>532389136
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:05:19 PM No.532388352
>>532387946
It's a game and you're being annoying
You're also being annoying here, talking about trooncord. Go back
Replies: >>532389508
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:05:36 PM No.532388386
>>532388190
they added megacities that don't contribute to total planet liberation but give big chunks of liberation when they themselves are liberated

either they didn't think it through, or this was an intentional liberation obfuscation attempt
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:06:37 PM No.532388482
>>532388186
Nigger babble
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:10:03 PM No.532388853
Howโ€™s Gunslinger perk with the Senator? I love the Senator I love how I can blow Hulk eyes up with it
Replies: >>532389828
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:12:54 PM No.532389136
>>532388190
Planets with mega cities have more HP compared to planets with few or no cities. A mega city planet can have 2mil HP and a no city planet can have 1mil HP. A mega city planets with .65 regen is more like 1.3 regen. Also missions in cities don't add planet liberation until the city is fully captured.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:16:41 PM No.532389508
>>532388352
I don't post on the discord but look at it time to time to gauge their sentiments towards things, like the new warbond, for instance. While there I see tons of janny messages scolding people for trying to direct players to MO/defense planets when that sort of thing IS needed to win those objectives. The player percentage based liberation system actively promotes the infighting behavior they don't want to see.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:19:49 PM No.532389828
1739605549160490
1739605549160490
md5: 511fe1a54a7d5657e4971c8c4c4942ee๐Ÿ”
>>532388853
I use the heavy gunslinger just for the drip but I find its better with the Warrant. Fucking love that gun. If youre using Senator on hulks doesnt fix its main issue of ammo and eyes being hard to hit, recoil was basically non existant on it anyways. If you are swapping to Senator when its so close that the swap time matters you can easily fix that by not being clueless.
Replies: >>532394723
Anonmous
7/23/2025, 6:20:59 PM No.532389960
>>532331572
at my workplace people get fired for HR complaints (one guy said something racist to an African from Africa). They dont get fired for work quality.
Replies: >>532390503
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:25:59 PM No.532390503
1753105268291609
1753105268291609
md5: 9c89fb7a4303e659638f8d940ba8acc8๐Ÿ”
>>532389960
any Africans itt who can do the needful?
Replies: >>532390596
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:27:05 PM No.532390596
>>532390503
Saar the needful must be done by hindu brahmins saar
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:30:27 PM No.532390909
>>532386162
The number one rule of DMing is that you can never let your players feel like you're railroading them, regardless of whether you actually are. Even if you aren't, players who feel railroaded will stop caring over time.

If we're supposed to be failing missions for narrative purposes, then the issue is that Joel doesn't understand how to run a campaign where Super Earth loses ground yet the players stay engaged. But this would be trivial for anyone with actual experience GMing or running similar events.
Replies: >>532391480
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:35:53 PM No.532391480
>>532390909
>>532386162
>>532386162
>>532385826
Gay niggers cant shut the fuck up about their piece of shit tabletop game god just FUCK OFF ALREADY THIS IS A SHOOTER YOU FAGS ARENT WELCOME JUST LIKE JOEL ISNT
Replies: >>532391828 >>532392040 >>532392685
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:36:17 PM No.532391527
>>532355156
hello sven, enjoying your vacation?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:37:24 PM No.532391642
>he's STILL assblasted
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:38:57 PM No.532391795
1735470656526279
1735470656526279
md5: 1dc93ff3e04b826fdd135d6219351a0d๐Ÿ”
What
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:39:26 PM No.532391828
>>532391480
>This broken refrigerator, it's a storage closet! Stop talking about refrigerant!
Meanwhile they sold it as a refrigerator.
Replies: >>532392119
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:41:41 PM No.532392040
1576368252990
1576368252990
md5: 235232bb8d1653a0cb655e732908ba15๐Ÿ”
>>532391480
you do realize that when you hit caps lock you automatically lose, right?
Replies: >>532392929
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:42:26 PM No.532392119
>>532391828
>this is the best analogy xe could come up with
Replies: >>532392347
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:44:25 PM No.532392347
>>532392119
>game is sold as being both X and Y
>has good Y but bad X
>people complain about the bad X
>"Oh my god, stop talking about X. This is a Y game, Xfags!"
Better?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:45:18 PM No.532392432
>food analogy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:47:07 PM No.532392625
>anal
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:47:34 PM No.532392685
>>532391480
>Being this mad over literally nothing
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:49:09 PM No.532392853
Just shoot the bugs buddy
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:49:29 PM No.532392891
>NOOOOOO YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANNOYED BY MY FAGGY BEHAVIOR STOOOPPPPP
Replies: >>532392929
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:49:58 PM No.532392929
>>532392891
>>532392040
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:50:26 PM No.532392986
>???????
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:51:20 PM No.532393091
>guh i love sucking cocks please bring more to me master joel
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:51:31 PM No.532393112
Just put the sentries in the hellpod
Replies: >>532393298 >>532393348
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:53:18 PM No.532393298
>>532393112
why dont we put senties on every strategem
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:53:48 PM No.532393348
>>532393112
>gun on resupply pod booster
>except it's on the helldiver pod
I'd actually use this one.
Replies: >>532393953
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:55:18 PM No.532393484
Peacemaker on every hellpod and it only has 2 magazined worth of ammo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:55:51 PM No.532393534
is it another
>schizo mad because he doesnt get to be the dungeon master of a game with tens of thousands of players and he has to turn is jealousy into hatred?
episode again?
this got old after the 4th time man
Replies: >>532393694 >>532393798
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:56:00 PM No.532393552
On_Television
On_Television
md5: 9f5d5069ed458f4773cbac9d2b0651a2๐Ÿ”
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242956177523/76561198126520852
D10, Robots.
Replies: >>532393928 >>532404984
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:57:24 PM No.532393694
>>532393534
Nah, just people mad the guy actually in charge of MOs is retarded and hasn't learned how to do his job any better than when he started.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:58:12 PM No.532393785
>restaurant falls apart
>just ignore it bro the food is good
>plate on which it is served is dirty
>*just*
>*ignore*
>*it*
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:58:17 PM No.532393798
>>532393534
>I love joelslop
Huh? These people exist?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:58:51 PM No.532393864
>MMMMM MORE JUICY COCKS TO SUCK HAVE THE ENTIRE AH TEAM RUN A TRAIN ON ME
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:59:22 PM No.532393928
>>532393552
FVLL.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:59:33 PM No.532393953
>>532393348
>take two steps
>immediately shot in the back
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:04:17 PM No.532394495
>just trying out squids now
how the fuck do i do damage to these dirty niggers
what the fuck? the armoured dudes like, they just dont get stunned or damaged or anything
holy hell man
i dont know what to bring at all
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:06:18 PM No.532394723
>>532389828
>there are superstore rotation weapons now
WHAT
damn
thing sounds sick
>ammo and eyes being hard to hit
I'm pretty consistent at hitting them without gunslinger, i think the recoil reduction with gunslinger would make it even easier
>ammo
fair enough, i feel like im pretty good at finding ammo boxes around a map though and its not like i dont have my primary too
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:07:25 PM No.532394870
>>532394495
machine guns or autocannon. Basically, everything is durable so you have to brute force it by dealing absurd amounts of damage.
Replies: >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:07:28 PM No.532394880
>>532394495
MMG or HMG does a great job on oversaars
Replies: >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:07:59 PM No.532394940
>>532394495
Ah, that's precious.

Overseers (the actual squids) have ablative armor so you want automatic weapons rather than high alpha ones. Voteless and fleshies are even more swarmy than bugs so your usual bug counters work on them.

Harvesters have energy shields that you want to down with a rapid fire weapon before you actually shoot your AT.

Bring a Stalwart, it was literally made to counter the squids.
Replies: >>532395207 >>532395245 >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:09:30 PM No.532395087
file
file
md5: de70fd6a62e00345ae4249acfaea60d1๐Ÿ”
>AH forcing the playerbase to dive squids
I shall not dive squids.
Replies: >>532395363
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:09:44 PM No.532395119
>>532394495
eruptor for overseers and fleshmobs, stalwart for the zombies
Replies: >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:10:21 PM No.532395187
>>532394495
Senator one-shots all overseers to the head.
Replies: >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:10:30 PM No.532395207
>>532394940
Why do you type exactly like a reddit faggot? Go the fuck back.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:10:45 PM No.532395245
>>532394940
>Overseers (the actual squids) have ablative armor so you want automatic weapons rather than high alpha ones
Medium pen DMRs to the head do wonders against oversaars.

>>532394495
The HMG basically solves the entire faction short of Fleshmobs. Scorcher can burn down a fleshmob pretty quick, as can AC on flak, airburst launcher, and a few others. Gun dog makes overseers disappear.
Replies: >>532395504 >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:11:52 PM No.532395363
>>532395087
They were panicking since we started gaining territory in the bots and bugs. Nothing says stalled progress like a couple defense campaigns somewhere nobody cares about.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:11:54 PM No.532395369
>>532394495
Just bring the Purifier and use max charge shots
>BTFO overseers, voteless hordes and fleshmobs
>stunlock harvesters
Just be careful not to blow yourself up by shooting too close
Replies: >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:13:18 PM No.532395504
>>532395245
meant MG43, HMG will also solve fleshmobs at significant ammo cost
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:14:05 PM No.532395601
1717076811334153
1717076811334153
md5: b2ea1145ca62ccc129e0aa9299d3b2e2๐Ÿ”
>>532394495
Overseers have ablative armor. Just magdump into them. If you have a heavy pen weapon then it can bust their heads open if your aim is good; the Senator in particular will just canoe their shit.

The main gimmick with squids is that they don't require heavy pen or AT; medium is all you need as long as you know weak spots.
>voteless
They're zombie hordes. EZ
>fleshmobs
Big chunks of HP. Magdump them with high DPS weapons. They have no armor to speak of so whatever you like that's fastest.
>Overseers
Ablative shell over soft bits. You can take one down by magdumping it in the chest with a lib or libcarbine. Heads are medium armor and pretty difficult to hit so if you aren't snoipin' then just click and hold center mass.
>Harvesters
The shield makes them a bit of a fuck for normal AT. You have to pop it first before you hit them with anything big. Heavy or medium pen is enough to take them out if you aim for where the legs attach to the body. Technically the eye is light armor but it's not worth shooting at unless you're blasting it with the new volley gun (which can kill with a full mag).
>Stingray
Med pen again. Can be downed with almost anything.

My preferred support weapons on squids are the WASP and HMG. MMG is good too but my friends are allergic to dealing with heavies so it's usually my job.
Replies: >>532395902 >>532402035
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:16:43 PM No.532395864
Throw the WASPnigger in the trash fucking crutcher
Replies: >>532396140 >>532396209
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:17:07 PM No.532395902
>>532395601
MMG on max rpm does everything the HMG does but with better ammo management
Replies: >>532397723
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:19:17 PM No.532396140
>>532395864
>crutcher
WASP is dogshit though and is entirely replaced by an MG sentry or ABRL.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:20:05 PM No.532396209
>>532395864
Stay mad. Wasp is in the game and no amount of calling it crutch will change my mind to stop bringing it. If you like wasting time and ammo on fleshies go ahead. I'll just kill it with a salvo and be done with it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:20:14 PM No.532396229
DO
DO
md5: edd6397c1fdbaf6dc7d740b27a4d0f7b๐Ÿ”
Are you still not /crisperpilled/, anon?
Replies: >>532396683
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:21:28 PM No.532396350
>the moortujeet returns
SHOO
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:22:20 PM No.532396449
>currently active DSS ability
>liberation boost
>current best use for that
>claorell
>current top voted location to send it to
>a squid defense
There is literally no point even trying. Galactic map actions are there for retards who believe in them and they clearly have no idea what the fuck they're doing. It is just a glorified lobby and biome shopping area for everyone else.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:24:33 PM No.532396683
>>532396229
I'm just not entirely sold on the execution. Unless it's a high end model that's hermetically sealed, there's no way you're getting a noticeably different humidity from the rest of the unit
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:28:37 PM No.532397118
Who are all the people I need to block? So far I have Nirah, UN Inspector, Blood&Soil, and Gucci Slippers
Replies: >>532397308
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:30:31 PM No.532397308
1729244079146881
1729244079146881
md5: 1bf6add21948dd5bde78df60dc1546d3๐Ÿ”
>>532397118
make sure you block me
Replies: >>532397445
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:31:36 PM No.532397445
>>532397308
Give me your name then
Replies: >>532405225
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:33:52 PM No.532397723
>>532395902
I find it takes an annoyingly long time to kill Harvesters compared to max RPM HMG but I agree it's better otherwise. I'm pretty much always rocking Engineer Kit or Fortified anyway so the recoil is not as big a deal for me as it might be for other playstyles.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:40:31 PM No.532398465
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242959627323/76561198070044660

d10 bot or bugs idk
Replies: >>532398939 >>532399131 >>532399634 >>532401014
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:44:40 PM No.532398902
>get recommended another tierlist video for primaries/secondaries/support weapons
>guy reviewing them does it at like lvl 5 and uses them all in the same manner
>subsequently ranks some niche applications lowest because they cant clear hordes like the rest
No, the talon isnt supposed to replace the Senator, Patrick
Replies: >>532400185
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:45:00 PM No.532398939
>>532398465
dead game or fuckin what
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:45:32 PM No.532398995
Does anyone have the anger fungus image where he will make a 500 word shitpost because someone said they dont like X weapon?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:46:43 PM No.532399131
>>532398465
3/4
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:51:42 PM No.532399634
>>532398465
LAST PERSON JUST JOIN FUCKIN DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: >>532399968
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:54:52 PM No.532399968
>>532399634
Im at work sorry
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:56:52 PM No.532400185
>>532398902
post it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:57:24 PM No.532400240
Why exactly is alexus still with AH? Isnt he part of the reason they were forced to 60 day patch in the first place? I'm alnost certain he came up with this horrible MO as well put pf spite
Replies: >>532400401 >>532400473
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:58:57 PM No.532400401
>>532400240
The only way to get fired in swiggerland is to say the gamer word, otherwise you're basically untouchable
Replies: >>532401621
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:59:17 PM No.532400434
>>532385525
>is the only good suggestion i've seen for a 4th faction
An interdimensional invasion by Duper Earth.
Replies: >>532401876
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:59:37 PM No.532400473
>>532400240
Pilestedt actually seemed pretty unhappy with him, back then. I can only assume Swedish employment laws prevent them who firing him without egregious cause.
Replies: >>532401621
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.532400486
@grok what is the gamer word
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:05:03 PM No.532401014
>>532398465
are we keeping this guy? it's definitely a rando
Replies: >>532401096
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:06:01 PM No.532401096
>>532401014
boot him and I'll join
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:11:16 PM No.532401621
>>532400401
>>532400473
What if they moved him to a position where he can't destroy stuff with his retardation?
Replies: >>532401964
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:13:13 PM No.532401825
Me as fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/4uJqWhyjWD
Replies: >>532402001
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:13:45 PM No.532401876
>>532400434
ok you got me there
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:14:32 PM No.532401964
>>532401621
That would be the best case - soft firing ,I think it's called, where you basically get given no work of any consequence and shoved into a corner to do nothing.

The fact that Alexus keeps speaking publicly about him retarded design philosophy despite saying he knows people are mad at him, yet still somehow keeps his position at the company is mind-boggljng. It's already on record he fucked things for them in the past and he's doing it again, now. It takes a special kind of incompetency to make even the official subreddit think you're a piece of shit.
Replies: >>532402227 >>532403239
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:14:56 PM No.532402001
>>532401825
Actually lost wtf
Replies: >>532402276
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:15:15 PM No.532402035
>>532395601
>>532395369
>>532395245
>>532395187
>>532395119
>>532394940
>>532394880
>>532394870
thanks boys.
i got it. i get it now.
squids are kinda fun tbqhwyf.
Replies: >>532402952
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:16:39 PM No.532402172
>>532385525
Separatists advocating for Libertarian Autocracy who don't have their own warfront but instead periodically cause pockets of rebellion to spawn inside Super Earth's own territory.
Replies: >>532414587
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:17:13 PM No.532402227
>>532401964
At a certain point when nothing is done about things like this the only conclusion is that there is tacit approval for what he's doing, regardless of whatever copium pileofshit has spewed in the past.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:17:43 PM No.532402276
1742138176688560
1742138176688560
md5: fe46c68b390a23874d754c4da89f1b85๐Ÿ”
>>53240182
>>532402001
GO BACK TO REGEDIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Replies: >>532403357
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:20:50 PM No.532402574
>>532354037
>>532354285
>>532354960
I'm against monetizing gameplay features altogether.
The fact that you can pay for super credits means that they're incentivized to make the super credit grind just long enough to get you to pay (without being so long it causes people to complain en masse).
DRG's model of "everything comes with the game except certain cosmetic features" is probably the best and fairest monetization scheme.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:24:48 PM No.532402952
>>532402035
Yeah I honestly don't hate squids. The fact I'm not obligated to bring some form of AT gives me a lot of freedom to fuck around on them and try stuff I haven't been able to on bots with the RR glued to my asscheeks. Excuses to run the MGs and not feel like a boat anchor are always welcome.
Replies: >>532404337
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:25:26 PM No.532403002
>3.750.000 FUCKING LEVIATHANS
>wtf, nobody plays Illuminate?
>release the double invasion
kwab
Replies: >>532403107
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:26:25 PM No.532403107
>>532403002
Suck my cock
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:27:44 PM No.532403239
>>532401964
If I didn't work in a corporation nowadays I would think having such idiots in the team is wrong and absolutely fucking retarded but my current employer basically has extremely harsh HR when it comes to giving someone a job but if you do get it you basically don't get fired unless you fuck up VERY and I mean VERY badly. Might be simply the policy of the firm and lack of evidence that would actually get money people involved and say wtf is that person doing we're losing sales bcus of this dude!!! Meanwhile excel sheet is gonna say the warbond sold well and ppl are happy happy :) :) :)
The corpo has it's own rules and if you hit the targets nobody bats an eye.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:28:53 PM No.532403357
>>532402276
What does the Windows registry have to do with that?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:28:58 PM No.532403368
Uh oh goycattle melty
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:29:34 PM No.532403435
what for
what for
md5: a372d1070a4d55a0538752dc17cc9f12๐Ÿ”
>dont do stupid ARG
>get cape anyway
the fuck, i thought it was supposed to be given to people that actually cracked it ?
Replies: >>532403596
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:29:36 PM No.532403439
DSS
DSS
md5: 55721b523342367eab14ad16ebde8b7e๐Ÿ”
What was the fucking point?
Replies: >>532403604 >>532403971
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:31:19 PM No.532403596
>>532403435
They have no way of tracking who was actually involved in the ARG
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:31:21 PM No.532403604
>>532403439
I need to see this bitch taking squid tentacles
Replies: >>532403880
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:34:01 PM No.532403880
>>532403604
>wants anything to do with brownoids
SAAAR
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:35:07 PM No.532403971
>>532403439
Next time the DSS gets damaged by TOTALLY_NOT_SCRIPTED_STORY_MOMENT it won't be able to be towed to Claorell for repairs.
Replies: >>532404113
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:36:28 PM No.532404113
>>532403971
If all goes well we'll have Claorell back in a few days
Replies: >>532404338
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:38:13 PM No.532404295
>fighting bots
>trouble taking down devs with headshots
>switch to verdict
>sniperelite.webp
That gun feels like I'm cheating.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:38:35 PM No.532404335
The liberation system and the galactic war in general, is determined not by your actions and choices, but by someone else's. You can choose the right planet and do well, but if enough people choose not to, the choose nots win even when its just 30% of the players. Winning and losing is solely determined by the amount of apathy. Only swedes could look at this happening for a year straight and not think its a bad system.
Replies: >>532404436 >>532404509
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:38:35 PM No.532404337
>>532402952
hmm, that's a good point. is the GL passable on squids? I assume it would do great damage to fleshmobs and hordes of voteless. kind of useless against everything else i suppose tho. maybe not. bah.
Replies: >>532404632 >>532406770
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:38:35 PM No.532404338
>>532404113
>xhe thinks Joel will let xer liberate a non-MO planet
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:39:29 PM No.532404436
>>532404335
I could fix it in a day with no code work required but those bastards won't give me a job.
Replies: >>532404509
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:40:15 PM No.532404509
>>532404335
So exactly like the "democratic" vote system in certain modern superpower nations.
It's almost as if...

>>532404436
Shams said he needs more men
start applying
Replies: >>532404780 >>532405672
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:41:05 PM No.532404606
Gvkr9_RXMAA_pmJ
Gvkr9_RXMAA_pmJ
md5: d492a91fd8469531a8f16c8c9c5d2a67๐Ÿ”
why can't AH just make two stratagems or an armor set, then make two MOs, each taking a week, so we at least have something to work towards while they are on vacation? they just leave us with nothing and expect us to give enough of a fuck about the GW to just do filler content when they know damn well the only reason anyone even does the MOs is to get to new content in the first place
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:41:25 PM No.532404632
>>532404337
Yea pretty much, if you can trust your team to handle tripods or you're willing to take the ultimatum/senator to do it yourself it's fine.
Replies: >>532404815
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:41:43 PM No.532404665
Pursuer
Pursuer
md5: 9e84970dd94519b1073a7d81c47f0864๐Ÿ”
Why does this game's general in particular seethe so much about meta loadouts and the like when the game has gone through so many changes that completely new players are regularly doing deathless D10 runs with liberators and EATs?
That spongebob picture of them going over a tiny little bump on a completely flat rollercoaster track comes to mind.
Replies: >>532404847 >>532405082 >>532405459
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:42:56 PM No.532404780
>>532404509
Its a game. People don't like losing at games, especially when you lost because of someone else fucking up.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:43:16 PM No.532404815
>>532404632
I always have the Senator. no matter what I'm fighting. it can kill tripods??
Replies: >>532405043
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:43:39 PM No.532404847
>>532404665
Because it makes an already easy game even more easy to the point of boredom.
Replies: >>532404968 >>532405459
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:43:49 PM No.532404868
thinken in memetics
thinken in memetics
md5: 9541b0ad1f08932edc71a9dff901f1de๐Ÿ”
>give players the agency
>actually it's just illusion of agency
>joel will run us into the ground until xbox release
>then he will let us win and AH will say "It's all thanks to you xbox players!!!"
Time will tell if my prediction is the right one. Can't see it going any other way though.
Replies: >>532405249 >>532406419 >>532411013
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:44:47 PM No.532404968
>>532404847
no one is forcing you to use a meta loadout
Replies: >>532405149
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:44:56 PM No.532404984
>>532393552
ggz gotta slave
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:45:09 PM No.532405000
>pelican lands and sinks into the concrete before slowly rising
>pelican hovers for 30 seconds after showing up for no reason
>pelican refuses to drop a vehicle and just flops around gradually increasing in speed
>pelican drops off the hive breaker drill off center from the hole
>pelican drops off the hive breaker drill not on the hole at all, up against a wall so close you can barely interact with the terminal
>pelican never shows up to drop off the hive breaker drill, or maybe he dropped it on a nearby building, who can say
>swedes on vacation
AAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:45:39 PM No.532405043
>>532404815
It can, it's just not very ammo efficient about it. But if you're running GL you're strongly incentivized to take the supply pack so it's not as big of an issue.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:46:02 PM No.532405082
>>532404665
Because the actual, average, casual player still sticks to difficulty 6-7. New players can handle D10 with EATs but only if they're fairly competent and attentive, which is what you should want because it means difficulty is gated by skill rather than grinding/equipment.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:46:44 PM No.532405149
>>532404968
Just like you can't force 3 other players to choose their own loadouts, it's a co-op game you fucking enormous retard
Replies: >>532405249
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:47:31 PM No.532405225
1742076825118709
1742076825118709
md5: e3fe791514fd61b1fbca5a36ab7bc40c๐Ÿ”
>>532397445
i forgor
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:47:48 PM No.532405249
>>532404868
>XBOX XBOX XBOX
lol
rent free
you're a snoy I'm assuming?

>>532405149
>obsessing over what another player uses
KEK
actual mentally-feeble snowflake. if the game is so easy, then you should be soloing regardless.
Replies: >>532405448
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:48:09 PM No.532405286
>>532378459
What kind of retarded loadout is this?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:49:42 PM No.532405448
>>532405249
60IQ Haitian spotted
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:49:52 PM No.532405459
1738269942719u
1738269942719u
md5: c6198e9c2b8a21a65cd62b096736bee0๐Ÿ”
>>532404665
>>532404847
>my childrens videogame is too easy! how am i supposed to put bigshot gamer on my resume if im not playing big boy games!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:11 PM No.532405609
>NOOO THERE ARE BROWN PEOPLE AND THAT MAKES ME UPSET!!!
seethe harder. you lost. I accept your concession.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:51:42 PM No.532405672
>>532404509
I haven't worked in over ten years, my resume is garbage.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:53:36 PM No.532405860
1561232457591
1561232457591
md5: 221aaea1b915ef57f97df092f3a0fb0a๐Ÿ”
>gucci escaped the mental asylum again
[-]
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:53:58 PM No.532405892
>I haven't worked in over ten years
>I can do better than the active game dev!
lol
Replies: >>532406702
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:54:18 PM No.532405923
If you use the recoilless rifle you are actively ruining the game by making it too easy. I tk anyone I see with the rr when not the host and kick when I am the host. If arrowhead will not fix the situation I will do what I can in my power to fix what I see.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:54:34 PM No.532405956
>Putting out two squid invasions to entire people to play squids.
It's not working, Joel. Nobody fucking likes that faction.
Replies: >>532406259
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:54:44 PM No.532405971
This is all Blood and Soil's fault.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:57:39 PM No.532406259
>>532405956
The worst part is that if people did not waste time on the level 20 defense, the new stockholm defense would be winning. I don't know what though process those people have to dive an obviously fucked defense in favor of a slightly losing defense.
Replies: >>532411321
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:59:02 PM No.532406419
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532404868
>enemies push us all the way back to Super Earth
>launch a combined multi-faction invasion of Earth
>we're about to lose until Xbox players arrive at the last moment like Rohan, led by none other than the Master Chief himself
It's going to be kino and every leandiver ITT will have to suck off an Xchad for saving us.
Replies: >>532406585
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:59:52 PM No.532406523
mfw
mfw
md5: c285c078eab8573c69d2999bd802dc7e๐Ÿ”
>starting up HD2 froze my whole PC
Thank you, AH
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:00:29 PM No.532406585
>>532406419
I would actually go and bomb the Arrowhead HQ if that happened.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:00:54 PM No.532406636
Eravin hates the new warbond and ohdough loves it. Which eceleb do we agree with?
Replies: >>532406782 >>532407154 >>532407412
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:01:26 PM No.532406692
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242966344320/76561198141817078
skwids 10
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:01:33 PM No.532406702
>>532405892
Doing nothing at all would be better than leaving Alexus and Joel in charge.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:01:56 PM No.532406754
>Hop on
>QP the galactic war
>Drop in with my trusty EATs and warp pack
>Have fun
It's as shrimple as that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:02:02 PM No.532406770
>>532404337
GL fucks up anything that isn't a harvester or stingray. Although it's a pain in the dick to try and hit the jetpack overseer's with.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:02:10 PM No.532406782
>>532406636
Eravin is a literal fuccboi, and likely in the troon pipeline. We disagree with him by default.
Replies: >>532407083
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:04:59 PM No.532407083
>>532406782
You're a fucking furfag.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:05:46 PM No.532407154
>>532406636
It's mid. Warp pack is great, epoch needs buffs, variable is pretty decent but not a significant outlier.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:07:55 PM No.532407412
>>532406636
Once they fix the Epoch's spread it'll be one of the best over-all.
Replies: >>532407720
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:08:04 PM No.532407424
>>532372075
i play in japanese and they make my penis hard
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:08:58 PM No.532407528
Why couldn't you fuckers save claorell? Now I gotta grind more to finish my warbond
Replies: >>532407632 >>532408090
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:09:47 PM No.532407632
>>532407528
>he thinks we could save that planet from lvl50 offensive
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:09:58 PM No.532407658
>>532372794
kill yourself
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:10:29 PM No.532407720
>>532407412
What does it got that the Quaser doesnt?
Replies: >>532408250 >>532408286 >>532408589 >>532409595 >>532409845
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:13:34 PM No.532408090
>>532407528
People ignored the squid side objective that *probably* would have lowered the attack levels of the bots. The playerbase is really bad the game and gets filtered by squids.
Replies: >>532408730 >>532409097
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:14:53 PM No.532408250
>>532407720
Less damage, ammo mag capacity that doesnt pair well with breakpoints of large enemies, a chance to kill yourself, limited ammo and a stationary reload

Itโ€™s totally awesome bro itโ€™s not recency bias talking itโ€™s amazing
Replies: >>532410807
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:15:20 PM No.532408286
>>532407720
Weak ass aoe with less damage and extremely limited range, have fun with that.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:17:38 PM No.532408542
>>532368903
Untrue the Reprimand is Godlike
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:18:07 PM No.532408589
>>532407720
Flexibility.
The AoE is big enough to pop whole patrols of devastators on the bot front while skill killing almost the exact same target profile as an AT weapon, and still not requiring a backpack slot like other "superior" AT options.
Literally the only thing it requires a different number of shots to kill is hulks, and only if you don't hit the head.
While it has a stationary reload: it's alsi the only AT besides the commando that can shoot multiple times in a row, and it has a better target profile than the commando by a lot.
Replies: >>532409332
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:19:14 PM No.532408730
>>532408090
My thoughts exactly.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:20:49 PM No.532408914
I'd love to see the missions percentage of failure, because the only missions that can be "failed" are:
>host disconnection
>super credits farming
>D10 solo if you get really unlucky
Replies: >>532409237 >>532409269
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:22:19 PM No.532409097
>>532408090
What actually happened was that a lot of the proggress was lost to surface diving being eaten by the decay timer while the cities were pending. Needing 90% of all players in one sub-location within 1 location is absolute gay ass.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:22:49 PM No.532409157
These new incendiary devs are no joke
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:23:36 PM No.532409237
>>532408914
>unlucky
Luck shouldn't come into it unless you're shit. Survivability is an onion and luck is the last line of defence.
Replies: >>532430970
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:23:49 PM No.532409258
>>532386391
The best story moment in the game was Malevelon Creek because it was an organic community movement exacerbated by the bots being absurdly hard compared to the bugs and serving everyone their ass
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:23:53 PM No.532409269
>>532408914
Most people play in trivial. Reminder that only, like, 50k dives a day are d3 or higher as per the data obtained from the complete d3 or higher MO.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:24:28 PM No.532409332
>>532408589
>The AoE is big enough to pop whole patrols of devastators

800 explosive damage isn't killing devastators, retard, and it's anemic damage means that it's AP5 literally does not matter because you're killing things as slow as an AP4 weapon with the only reasonable exception being that you don't have to belly tickle a Factory Strider to kill it.
Replies: >>532409621 >>532409951
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:26:57 PM No.532409595
>>532407720
consider this:
the only support weapons that can kill a bile titan in two or less shots are RR, EAT, quasar, commando, spear, and now the epoch
the only support weapon out of all of those that have some decent level of chaff clear is the epoch
Replies: >>532409996 >>532410382
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:27:07 PM No.532409621
>>532409332
Bro... I've literally done it.
It directly pops devastators in groups.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:27:23 PM No.532409650
Default Liberator is a solid gun so it's not much of a flex to do well even on D10 with it.
In fact it's one of the better squid primaries, it's decent on bots as well. It only really struggles against bugs, and even at that outside of shotguns you won't be using your primary much against them anyways.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:29:03 PM No.532409845
>>532407720
It has the same hits to kill almost any enemy but gets 3 shots and reloads and it has aoe.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:30:03 PM No.532409951
>>532409332
you don't play the game
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:30:28 PM No.532409996
>>532409595
If we're being retarded, the RR has HE mode which is better then the Epoch's chaff clear.
Replies: >>532410225 >>532410382 >>532410438
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:32:05 PM No.532410194
They should make it that heavy armour has less recoil when firing than light armour. But 'realism-based' Arrowhead is too retarded to think of such a simple addition to up the dynamic play.
Replies: >>532410437 >>532412168
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:32:25 PM No.532410225
>>532409996
lol ok
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:33:44 PM No.532410382
>>532409996
>>532409595
If we're being retarded, the Airburst can two shot a bile titan as well, it's just a roll of the dice, and it has superior chaff clear to all of those alternatives.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:34:19 PM No.532410437
>>532410194
Are you fucking retarded?
Replies: >>532412168
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:34:19 PM No.532410438
>>532409996
first of all,
no
second of all,
no backpack slot
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:37:27 PM No.532410807
>>532408250
Don't forget that if you kill yourself by edging the weapon to it's usable state, you're now left without a support weapon until it's 7 min CD is up unlike the railgun where blowing it up requires gross negligence.
Replies: >>532411441
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:39:24 PM No.532411013
>>532404868
yeah had this same thought as soon as they announced xbox
they'll want to give the new players their own "thing" just like early adopters have malevelon creek, chinks have equality on the sea etc. Sweden will try and create a "thing" for xbox players.
The worry I have is that they might try to force it, whereas these early stories were mostly player-driven or at least felt like they were. Nobody likes a forced meme.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:39:26 PM No.532411024
We have, unfortunately, actually, unironically lost to /coopg/.
Their femboy faggot mascot sounds way cuter than ours. Tanner sounds like failed male incarnate.
Replies: >>532411194 >>532411332
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:40:54 PM No.532411194
>>532411024
we have a mascot?
says who?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:42:06 PM No.532411321
>>532406259
People are stupid in this game. Hell, people in most co-op games are absolute retards.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:42:11 PM No.532411332
>>532411024
We have a mascot?????
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:43:17 PM No.532411441
>>532410807
literally a non-issue if you're not a shitter
Replies: >>532413167
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:43:29 PM No.532411462
Was it ever explained if the Automatons are the Cyborgs' Skynet or YoRHa?
Replies: >>532411606 >>532411710 >>532413519
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:44:48 PM No.532411606
>>532411462
I'd say skynet, they sort of evolved and assimilated into automatons I think
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:44:54 PM No.532411619
Lobby?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:45:49 PM No.532411710
>>532411462
The automatons are just war machines, I think. There's a message from the cyborgs that called the automatons their "children", but they don't really seem all that attached.
Replies: >>532412072
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:47:31 PM No.532411881
What if I say the nigger word in chat
Replies: >>532412279
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:48:24 PM No.532411993
>guy who was not near the team when supplies were called is low on supplies
>supplies are on cooldown and no one has a supply backpack
>I NEED SUPPLIES!
>I NEED SUPPLIES!
>I NEED SUPPLIES!
Damn, bro, I'm really sorry to hear about that. That's not my problem, though.
Replies: >>532412759
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:49:09 PM No.532412072
>>532411710
insider info:
the connection between cyborgs and automatons is that theres only 1 cyborg left whos controlling the automatons using a hivemind from his basement.
yknow, like communism
Replies: >>532412237
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:50:06 PM No.532412168
>>532410194
based
>>532410437
shut the fuck up bitch
Replies: >>532413980
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:50:47 PM No.532412237
>>532412072
I always thought that would be cool, but he's doing such a shit job that it can't possibly be true.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:50:54 PM No.532412257
>need supplies
>calldown on CD
>squad doesn't care
I guess we can't all be in good groups, oh well, good thing d10 doesn't require a squad to beat.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:51:09 PM No.532412279
>>532411881
is your account connected to PSN?
>yes
your game gets taken away
>no
nothing happens
>no but you use the nigger word in pubs and at least 12 times every mission and bypassing the normal censoring just to be a le funi raycis trole
>you might get posted on reddit and then the devs take away your game manually
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:55:50 PM No.532412759
>>532411993
>dome him in the head
>he comes back down with a full set of ammo and stims
>problem solved
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:56:00 PM No.532412789
tglbhubw8f671
tglbhubw8f671
md5: 00fcf910da4e62dfa167a9e84d68b1ed๐Ÿ”
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242970604804/76561198025713107
lobby decides
if i get odds i'll use the flag stratagem
Replies: >>532412883 >>532413208
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:56:52 PM No.532412883
>>532412789
enjoy ur flag bro
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:59:25 PM No.532413167
>>532411441
Not an argument, shitter. The risk is not commensurate to the reward.
Replies: >>532413942 >>532414664 >>532414862
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:59:45 PM No.532413208
>>532412789
FUVLL
time for flaggot shit
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:02:45 PM No.532413519
>>532411462
>YoRHa
probably
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:06:46 PM No.532413942
>>532413167
what fucking risk, retard
it literally plays an audio cue when its fully charged
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:07:05 PM No.532413980
>>532412168
Add a 10 pound weight to your forearm & tell me that doesn't fuck up your aim
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:12:59 PM No.532414587
>>532402172
unless they are goofy and over the top, like in Demolition Man
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:13:40 PM No.532414664
spurdo
spurdo
md5: da6b5fa12c3900d0bccc3a7b932cdc77๐Ÿ”
>>532413167
>the weapon tells you when it's about to explode
>don't listen
>die
>has the nerve to call others a shitter
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:15:33 PM No.532414862
>>532413167
there is no risk, with the current visual and audio queues anyone with even a modicum of skill can make the epoch fire nothing but perfectly charged shots with no overcharge explosion

I really hope they take this lesson back to the railgun. I want to be getting max performance out of that thing too.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:24:55 PM No.532415776
I pity those who come here looking for nuanced, well meaning discussion. You will only find mental illness and ragebait here.
Replies: >>532415918
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:26:18 PM No.532415918
>>532415776
What the fuck is there to discuss with this game that hasn't been discussed to death by now. This game is a content puddle, not an ocean.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:26:24 PM No.532415926
1747626407777618
1747626407777618
md5: ab953c1939434e00f728e79e1e0c57af๐Ÿ”
>using AP1
Replies: >>532416071 >>532416152
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:27:37 PM No.532416071
>>532415926
Is there AP1? Most light penis guns are actually AP2.
Replies: >>532416135 >>532424559
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:28:10 PM No.532416135
>>532416071
>release S&P
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:28:23 PM No.532416152
>>532415926
What in this fucking game is AP1?
Replies: >>532424559
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:28:51 PM No.532416196
file
file
md5: b555a341b9f74b0db4be2450c84db435๐Ÿ”
>they double down on it
Replies: >>532416418 >>532416471 >>532416920 >>532417283 >>532426662
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:31:07 PM No.532416418
jillettepenn1-81e334093ba9acddf11b01e1a23f44d5a05dd61b
>>532416196
>its trash on purpose
The debte is settled.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:31:39 PM No.532416471
mad
mad
md5: 5c50990051a2012a23eb3d9c505eab73๐Ÿ”
>>532416196
>plasma explosion doesn't count because... It just doesn't okay????
Replies: >>532417637
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:35:58 PM No.532416920
>>532416196
What bothers me is that plasma not breaking things doesn't fucking add anything to the gameplay. It's just a literally nothing thingamabob.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:36:29 PM No.532416971
1733450579397822
1733450579397822
md5: 575c819b9a0aca3a71bba9962001db7a๐Ÿ”
Hosting some SC farming

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242973710433/76561198003461754
Replies: >>532417637 >>532417704
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:39:28 PM No.532417283
>>532416196
if they are going to insist on this then they need to give the epoch even more fucking damage, I would also accept a shorter charge time and shorter reload time
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:40:31 PM No.532417391
1724390138131
1724390138131
md5: 0fd9712a37683881faf8b5225f4763d5๐Ÿ”
I wonder if they'll actually take the bait
Replies: >>532417542 >>532418421 >>532419091 >>532419263
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:41:49 PM No.532417542
>>532417391
-N
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:42:35 PM No.532417637
>>532416471
Oh, I remember those videos. Wonder where it's at now.
>>532416971
That image is fucking painful to look at
Replies: >>532419247
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:43:10 PM No.532417704
1734000380021263
1734000380021263
md5: a6b0a01fb30d3430f2d7098c52637e5d๐Ÿ”
>>532416971
2/4 doko
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:43:58 PM No.532417791
may I, stand on chicken
may I, stand on chicken
md5: 1db3d8394f2b348c6aa30c66ee7d7f58๐Ÿ”
heh
https://youtu.be/dr4qeiv67SA
Replies: >>532418432
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:47:09 PM No.532418153
just tried the Deadeye out on bots this thing is wicked
am i a chud? is it a crutch?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:48:56 PM No.532418347
where is the bake, where is the bread
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:49:46 PM No.532418421
>>532417391
>N
I
Replies: >>532418436
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:49:57 PM No.532418432
1736936357752195
1736936357752195
md5: 3ed2d72bedacaa21094aec5597f4a6ed๐Ÿ”
>>532417791
HEH
https://youtu.be/XTtuC9_lFjA
almost makes it worth wearing the shitty gimmick armor
almost
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:49:58 PM No.532418436
>>532418421
R
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:50:56 PM No.532418545
1744088520887845
1744088520887845
md5: 4e7d7e6188e12f5a8005431847c2a7ba๐Ÿ”
The Essex Edition is about to have a sequel if you niggers don't bake.
Replies: >>532419436
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:55:38 PM No.532419091
>>532417391
who shot the legs? the crotch has been a one-shot kill with the AMR since they fixed the LoD issues making the armour over the crotch 4 armour instead of 3
Replies: >>532419558 >>532419946
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:55:49 PM No.532419117
>>532331567
Fully upgraded Scythe is great. An unlimited range laser pointer. Bonus points for laser dog and laser cannon.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:57:07 PM No.532419247
>>532417637
>Oh, I remember those videos. Wonder where it's at now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:57:11 PM No.532419252
>>532419213
>>532419213
>>532419213
Replies: >>532419378 >>532419383 >>532419816 >>532420364 >>532421415
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:57:18 PM No.532419263
>>532417391
>"we reduced armor on this and increased durability"
has become a pattern and I don't like it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:58:05 PM No.532419378
>>532419252
Cute!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:58:07 PM No.532419383
>>532419252
false bread
we shall have 4 in the catalog again dueling it out.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:58:38 PM No.532419436
>>532418545
WHY DIDN'T YOU BAKE.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:59:31 PM No.532419558
>>532419091
Sometimes you hit the legs
I don't care about the legs tho, reporting that is just a means to an end
Replies: >>532419926
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:01:58 PM No.532419816
1739481319180584
1739481319180584
md5: 176ecb0d1e9a92a6de9a5b67c6390e58๐Ÿ”
>>532419252
I shan't
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:03:01 PM No.532419926
>>532419558
bold move admitting you're a giga-shitter who wants the game to be even easier than it is already because you just want a brainless power fantasy
maybe you should lower the difficulty
Replies: >>532420365
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:03:12 PM No.532419946
>>532419091
>bigger
>there are two of them
>the only option from the side
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:04:31 PM No.532420075
>no patch on tuesday
>new crashes since tuesday
what the hell are they changing that's enough to cause new crashes but not enough to mention in patch notes..
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:07:04 PM No.532420364
>>532419252
I'll endure offtopic avatar fag threads, but i draw the line at AItroon threads.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:07:05 PM No.532420365
>>532419926
Then bring back AV5 Hulks
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:09:08 PM No.532420623
>>532420571
>>532420571
>>532420571
new bread
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:16:17 PM No.532421415
>>532419252
what an attentionwhore.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:44:30 PM No.532424559
>>532416071
>>532416152
u use AP1 when you're too poor for AP2
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:03:25 AM No.532426662
>>532416196
They reason they won't give plasma demo force is because then they'd have to program the plasma weapons of the Illuminates to also have demo force. This is almost 100% the reason why they aren't going to do it. They don't give a fuck to balance the players as much as they care about balancing their dogshit enemies.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:42:39 AM No.532430970
Survivability-Onion-diagram-2
Survivability-Onion-diagram-2
md5: e59c4c29b7e0b78ff87956afc27a4dd2๐Ÿ”
>>532409237
Spotted the war thunder player
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:22:29 AM No.532435067
ILLEGALBROADCAST
ILLEGALBROADCAST
md5: a9e9fd7e5cb29be5ab41d29453b3d5b4๐Ÿ”
ILLEGAL AUTOMATON BROADCAST DETECTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eBBQ8DmkPA