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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

>pvp horse this
>pvp horse that

BILLIONS MUST TRY!

Nice Natie the carrot muncher.
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1948012474277789847

Digitan LOVE

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>532408568
>all my the uma"girls" I'm hot for are based on stallions irl
>all the ones I don't care for are mares

I'm glad that many anons have picked up on BoFA (Breath of Fresh Air) as an excellent gold heal skill but are any of you running decks that use SaWK?

What long racers have good gold stamina skill from potential?

>>532408658
What's sawk?

which do you take?

your URA finals champion

>>532408580
Nattie's sweaty earsocks...

>>532408785
3 vs 2 friendship
power

so, what distance are Dirt tracks usually? I dont think I've seen any above medium but I dont really pay attention to those if theyre in the race selection

>>532408658
More like bofa deez nuts LOSER

>>532408658
What is SaWK??????????

>aigarbage
just pick up a pencil lil bro

>>532408785
speed to scale the facility faster

>>532408781
>>532408928
SAWK ON DEEZE NUTS LMAO

>>532408943
not the aislopper but i try at least

>try the “always pick front runner” strat
>Oguri comes first every race
>casual triple crown x3
Wtf I thought this was just a meme Is witmaxxing also a legitimate strategy?

I want to make Teio happy

>>532409024
holy fucking SEX
>>532409079
BASED draw bro!

I really like the no 1 design, will I have to wait a long time for her?

>>532408889
PVP tracks are all mile, but there are also medium and sprint dirt races in career.

>>532409079
A living drawfag. Becoming a rare sight.

>>532408740
comparing the JP and global banners it seems like the period from biwa to anime collabs to curren took weirdly long for them too (nearly a month), I'm guessing it isn't really a slowdown so much as us inheriting some of JPs really fucky banner timing

>migraine blues event gives my trainee a migraine debuff
>three fucking mood up events happen at the end of turn and the migraine blocks them
>go to infirmary
>migraine isn't cured
>another mood up event happens and the migraine blocks it
>do a race, don't win because my mood is bad
>go to infirmary
>migraine isn't cured
I rage quit the run on the spot, thankfully it wasn't while I was borrowing a guest legacy because fuck me that was awful

>>532409079
Very cute Haru Urara, drawbro.
Would train her hard to win the Arima Kinen.

>>532408785
Whatever extra speed you gain by going to power to get them orange faster will be lost by not developing the training area faster and the points you'd get now. Go with speed.

>>532409092
I just got this last night too but pace chaser, my most dominant career so far even though I've scored higher. It's crazy how many people don't have the stamina requirement for long in pvp. Got her 950 stam + maestro and gourmand and have won 8 long races undefeated in pvp always picking the strongest opponent.

>>532408594
Damn he actually lived to what would be 100 years old in human terms.

>>532409079
Holy cute, keep up the work, drawbwo...

>>532409286

Whats the original version of the song that plays in the scouting menu? I've heard it on a couple ads I got for the game as well.

>>532408943
it's too late. I've gone too far

>>532409123
>>532409230
>>532409358
>>532409403
thanks i'm trying
i want to do more honses but today was a bad draw day

>>532409038
that's rude rudolf...

>Horse tails are this nubby or even shorter when shaved
Would you love your uma even if she got shaved and had a hideous flesh stem coming out of her butt?

>>532409472
oh my science, is that matikanefukukitaru doing a basedface?

>>532409472
kek

I'm still at 47 clocks, am I in a good spot?

>>532409326
LIAR! Nature is mean. MEAN!

>Want to 3* all horses for costume and skills
>Brick rolling on uma
>Support cards give no star pieces
>Grinding star pieces is impossible
>No costumes or skills ever
This is massively disappointing. How fucking stingy. Cyjew indeed.

>>532409521
have you never seen a cat's shaved tail?

>>532409472
Not sure why, but that tongue reminded me of these chads.
>i'm trying
Far more than most of us, while producing surprisingly good results! Keep it up, drawchad!

>>532409610
Just buy them with statues if you really want them.

>>532409578
how have you even managed to use that many? i spammed them early on before i upgraded my support cards a bit. do you buy them from daily shops?

If i used up 200 rolls worth of carats to get 3lb kitasan where do i get the gems to roll for hors...I only have the starter pull and 3 from tickets...

what the fuck is a fillies' revue and how to do it

>>532409578
No.

>>532408594
>See what else is on that account
Ah...

>>532409610
agreed, it was their plan all along for you to waste rolls on shitasan. All people who shilled for it here are cyjew employees

>>532409709
Me on the bottom right.

>>532409079
>>532409472
These are seriously great, drawfriend.

>>532409436
this tickles my denpafag brain, when are we getting it in global anyways?

>>532409472
Cute and dumb! Very in-character reaction to bad luck, I like it a lot >:]

>>532409629
I have, I was expecting it to look more like one! Horses have such short ones under all that fluff.

>>532408594
>JP account
>every single one of their posts in JP
>makes one english post to chase that high of engagement with the US and EU going crazy for Umamusume

>>532409079
Keep at it.

>>532409753
You know how 90% of your starting rolls are just free shit in the mailbox?
Well that continues for the entire lifepsan of the game

hors

>>532409778
>3 grand for shoes

>>532409843
>noooooo dont do the thing I don't like
no one forces you to look autismo

>>532409629
I just searched it and ew.

>>532409286
It might be affected by the hiccups they had where the generic banner went down early then needed to come back after biwa already started.

>>532409364
wait, so it's better to rush max friendships or what

>>532409880
>anon raising a real horse
Excellent, more horses to watch race in the future

>>532409123
>>532409358
>>532409403
>anons saying drawbro instead of drawfag
>look at mirror
>see gray hair

>>532409079
cute

Ew

>>532409857
oh my

>>532409880
Can they eat the rind + skin like that?

I finally was able to beat the URA Finals with TM Opera O with like 900+ on speed... and all I got was fucking 5 one star sparks.

Well, fuck you too, game.

>>532409972
but i didnt say they shouldn't do it
i just find it funny

should you take +energy or +stats for 3rd year new year?
i feel like the stats are better since raffle is shortly after and you always get energy from that like 90% of the time if you don't get tissued but maybe i'm wrong

>>532409385
Pretty much, just so you get an idea as well, Natie's dam ended up living up to 36 years herself which was like, the longest living thoroughbred female ever recorded in Japan. Natie was pretty much around when Oguri Cap raced and all of these other gigantic figures at the time and outlived them, pretty much all of them I think? I'm not sure who even is around of that era that lived this far, I guess Meisho Doto could count but even he was born in 1996, and Natie was 1988 iirc.

>>532409721
>Just use your statues, bro
Remind me again, how many statues do you get for rolling support cards?

>>532409793
I disagree. You should be rolling on support cards because cards are hyper reliant on dupes (the worst gacha in this regard, too) so you shouldn't be rolling on umas at all.

>get to summer 1
>every bond maxed
>can't even get a single fucking rainbow training to appear
welp might as well toss this run into the trash

>>532409793
this is why I skipped kitasan as a true umafag

>>532410043
drawnigger
there, happy? i literally couldnt think what the proper term was, so fuck it.
>>532410093
hag love

>>532409880
are horse ears soft? I always wanted to touch them

>>532410093
Who is this pallette swapped Tosen Jordan knockoff?

>>532409880
Cute hors

special needs gave me gourmand this time

>>532409880
post her pussy

>>532410043
Sorry bro, I unironically use bro more on /vg/ for some reason. Other boards I use fag.

>>532410093
You deserve it for playing the chinese version.

>>532410164
if high energy stats if low energy rest, usually you get more than 25 total stats from training next day by that point

>>532409880
wtf they made horses real?

>>532409436
I'm so glad they're moving away from idolslop anime intro music. I don't know if I could take much more genre homogeneity.

>>532410202
campaign literally never requires duped SSRs it's basically just for pvp

>>532408580
What's the source of this sound?

>>532410034
she's most definitely not going to be a race horse
>>532410161
she's not eating the rind, mom just gave her what was left on it instead of scooping it

>>532409880
Your horse looks amazing, anon

>>532410398
your headphones

what are the odds of a green spark being 3*?

Gonna call it DrawBwo from now on.
>>532410387
Plenty of non j-pop, just like with imas, but yes I agree.

>>532410202
>I disagree. You should be rolling on support cards because cards are hyper reliant on dupes (the worst gacha in this regard, too) so you shouldn't be rolling on umas at all.
I rolled 280 times for kitasan and not only my single copy is from pity I also didn't MLB any important cards like Tosho for example. 280 rolls and my account maybe got improvement of like 5%. I'd rather roll on horses and have more of them to play with

>>532410202
You get random statue drops from everything. Yeah, they're better spent slowly upgrading your 3* horses since you'll roll plenty of 1-2* over a long enough time frame, but if you want everybody up to 3* quickly, you might as well burn some of them.

>>532409521
what is that honse even doing. someone tell him he's not a biped.

>>532410435
I should've known.

>>532410239
Fusaichi Pandora who's only claim to tame is having Almond Eye as a daughter

>>532409880
Cute

>>532409732
Sometimes I can't tell if uma lost because of RNG fuckery or genuinely bad stats

>>532409521
I mean, the hair grows back so... yeah.

>4 speed cards
>register her to sprinter stakes
>7th place
>mandatory kikusha sho jobber race (0 stamina)
>...
what the FUCK is wrong with this bitch?????

Unions are not the same without Diesel Wave
Do we have 4chan clubs? Im planning to leave my dead club after they distribute the club points, which I don't know when

>>532410202
>shitposter is back

>>532410398
>>532410398
https://youtu.be/zCSDuOWfu_g
It's ya boy DEEJAY SMONKEY

>>532410613
he's shooting an album cover for a country album

>>532410493
Early 2000s American boy band Uma song when?

>>532410632
Wait, is this POV actually in the game? That's fucking sick

>>532410436
2%

so uhhhhhh if RNG fucked me over and I have 0 stamina skills available but iron will... do I pick Iron will? haha

>>532409880
nice hair give it cute braids

>>532410043
drawbwo*

fuck off nikker

>>532409880
Is it broken(trained to ride, i know it's a shitty and misleading term)?

man i hate the event spe-chan sometimes
no friendship bonus sucks

So what's the next kitasan tier card or horse?
Is there literally nothing to roll for like half a year?

>>532410250
special needs just require some correction if she fails to give gourmand.

Jims check

>>532410797
>https://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpM?t=47
>this but uma themed
Fucking imagine the whiplash. Some people already get surprised by hearing rock, metal or electro songs.

>>532410883

cygames... 3k carrots... i need it

ei ei mun

>>532410391
Nowhere in my post did I mention SSRs (or dupes) being required for career.

>>532410549
That's fair but even strictly rolling on uma banners, it'll still take forever to 3* umas. It's completely demoralising. I just want them in their unique costumes but now that I examine things closely, that'll never happen.

>>532410602
It's a sound strategy but it'll take a very long time, even longer if you split your rolling between uma banners and support banners.

>>532410924
Why are you gay?

How is this shit losing in mile

>>532410823
if you're really desperate for A rating... otherwise I'd literally pick green endurance skills over that

>>532410924
its buck broken

>>532410823
G L U E
L
U
E

you got something to say?
im all ears

>>532409880
Wow, such a healthy mane! Must be taking pretty good care of her :)

>>532410741
Which uma would be a good waver?

>fail condor run with bad placements
>say fuck it and replace kitasan with supah creek
>get swinging maestro very early and get it
>wins every goal since
erm, what the uma

two more days until my new little sister arrives to Tracen

>>532411017
>witless retard
>zero skill activation
lmao

>>532411017
hors dumb

>>532408943
>digitally sent machine typed text
just pick up a pen and use a mesanger pigeon lil bro

>>532410972
44. I am one away from my first Kitasan by pity

>>532411017
You dont need that much stamina for Mile
more int and power should be better

>>532411017
>300 wit
it aint using these skills dawg

>>532410945
Nothing is as game warping as Kitasan for a while. If you want to chase meta horses (note: they don’t stay meta as long as cards do unless they’re parents), the three upcoming ones to keep an eye on are Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri Cap

>>532411017
>That Wit
your Uma is retarded

I want my summer whore already

>>532410778
that's nice of you, anon.

which daiwa is better?

>>532411017
send her to school

>machine typed text
bait used to be believable, AND funny, not this pathetic dog shit lmao. the worst comeback I've read all year, and I'm pro tech/AI.

wit game

>>532410952
Why did they put ketchup on her boobs :o

>>532410924
Why the fuck is that even a term? Like what's the meaning behind referring to a horse as "broken" if it's trained to be ridden, lol

>>532410983
Daiwa Domination

Oguri Cap
Cap = PEAK
https://x.com/LE77678238/status/1948026312649805834

>>532411310
Left

8-12km Uma relay races???

>2MLB kitasan after pity
...what now?

>>532410972
cool paypig money

/uma/ when 1200 speed does not solve the game

>>532411219
Rolling for meta horses is a retarded idea but even if you are that retarded, there's a bunch of different ones that are equally if not more important than seiun and s maru before xmas oguri

reading reviews for this game put me on suicide watch

>>532411310
Right for Mile, left for Medium

>>532411310
how is this even a question

>>532411347
Because I like it like that

>>532410227
kinda like think firm cartilage feel with fur on top
>>532410264
take the night off from here
>>532410685
>>532410864
>>532411130
very a cute
parents pay a guy to check up on her when needed
>>532410924
no unfortunately

>>532411394
3D Ningen disgusting

>browsing through club leadboard for spark material
>find pic related
What the heck.
I thought level 5 was the max for personal skills?

>>532410803
the real game gets 1st person POV but it's unironically better than that janky mod. no annoying overtuned headbob, and the shadows actually work in the official version.

>>532411017
Your WIT's too low, 400-500 is acceptable

>>532411532
5 stars + 3 upgrades = lvl 6

>>532411434
nothing, she becomes strong at 3lb

>pick top option
>lose all 5
>320k
>pick bottom option
>win 3 lose 2
>310k
wtf uma was right........

>>532411394
That's a man

>>532411532
>anon never got the level 6 sex scene

what the FUCK does tazuna do
When should i 3 spd 2 pow/stam tazuns vs 3 spd 2 pow/stam fine motion mlb (borrowed)

>curious about it real quick
>type uma musume gameplay on youtube
>just get a Gojo tweaking edit meme of the girl from the OP and some new player guides
God damn it, why is it always so hard to find what I want on Youtube?

>>532411394
Too many filters or makeup or something, her eyes are scaring me.

what are some skills i should have to win pvp

>>532409880
Does your horse have a cool name

>>532411394
go somewhere else with your whack ass adult human woman fetish.

>>532411659
what the fuck is a gojo tweaking

>>532411659
its all slop now
we are in the great sloppening

>>532411017
Needs more stamina recovery and wits

>>532411603
Oh I see, thank you
>>532411641
owari da

>>532411694
iron will

>>532411435
I had to spark kitasan

>>532411561
Oh shit, sweet

>>532411394
disgusting photoshopped tranny

>>532411214
>70% chance
It is though

>>532411017
most of your skills are worthless because you don't have the wit for them. your speed is also wasted because you don't have the power to accelerate to 1200 speed, you're probably ending races going like 900 or so even when you trigger Homestretch Haste and Red Ace.

>>532411652
when you're training a moody bitch since tazuna protects you from most rng

>>532410026
Just strike a balance. Yes upping 3 friendships is better than upping 2 friendships. Getting your facility rating up for a skill you need is much better than getting the facility rating for a skill you don't need. Think of it on a case by case basis. For Haru I'd consider speed priority, wit is auxiliary and doesn't need to be anywhere as high. The wit support is close enough to orange anyway, you may even get her with a hint in some other facility later, maybe even in str.

>>532410391
The campaign doesn't require anything, honestly if you only care about the campaign and you're planning on playing this game long term you're retarded. There is no nice way of putting it.

>>532411696
Sweety Pie

>>532408479 (OP)
Teio love!

>>532410974
I'd eat that shit up, I love this song.

>>532411714
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TvygCtRjcwU

>>532411804
>NOO YOU HAVE TO BE A HYPER META NIGGER THAT ONLY CARES FOR HIGH END PVP FOR THAT SINGULAR EXTRA 10 ROLL!!!
im confident that subhuman nigger like yourself are trying to burn people out on purpose so you have it easier in the long run

>>532411652
Gives training effectiveness, reduce energy cost for training, and decreases the chance for failure. Also gives a shit ton of energy/mood restore events + 2 debuff removing events. Also gives extra speed when training.

>>532411352
broken in. like you do with shoes. it's basically treating the horse like an object you need to get some wear on so they loosen up.

>>532411896

do i brick myself by leveling up a R suzuka
im already borrowing a mlb kita

>>532409880
Nurture, and take care of it.

>>532411884
Someone post the uma rap song(s?), that shit was something else as well.
>I love this song.
Based.

>>532411608
I DON'T WANNA ROLL FOR HER ANYMORE.

>>532411017
>the amount of people seriously complaining about wit being too low
>when all the high-rank competitive players stop at 300 wit
I see that the witmaxxing meme still has a stranglehold on this general.

>keep beating every Natie career without wasting a single clock
>start getting 5+ mood downs every run since yesterday
didn't know this game had engagement-based matchmaking

In the game lifespan you are forced to roll for support cards at least 5 times and most of them come after the 2nd year

Start rolling for horses

>>532411896
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>532411804
>the constant flow of new campaigns with new mechanics and new umas to roll on is INSIGNIFICANT because all I care about is seeing my pvp rank go up like a dopamine junkie. If anything a casual who wants to stick with the game long term is best off barely rolling for cards so they have more to spend on umas

>>532412067
I leveled it to 35 and I regret it now cause I barely use her. Save your resource

do i do it?

>>532411940
When did I mention being hyper meta retard? The careers are easy, I'm confident I could beat a career with level 0 support cards. If you actually think careers are a fun challenge and want to play them exclusively and long term you're retarded.

>>532412225
this game has horny based matchmaking BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK NATIE

>>532412045
damn that's a sexy board

>>532412256
>discord ad
kys

>>532411804
>STOP HAVING FUN YOU CAN'T LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE OR YOU'RE RETARDED
I get people here tend to be autistic but you should really figure out that whole "theory of mind" thing

>>532411659
Youtube recommends stuff related to what you watch so thats why you got that.

>>532412313
Are you prepared to send her to the glue factory if things go wrong?

>>532412256
>In the game lifespan you are forced
I am not forced to do anything nigger

I’m trying to get the long URA finale trophy with Goldship, is it okay to keep her as an end closer for long races or should I try using her as a pace chaser? I assume I’ll need to use a bit more stamina for long races as is so I wasn’t sure

>>532412315
>I'm confident I could beat a career with level 0 support cards.
prove it

For all those still stuck in the reroll cir le of Hell.
I offer hope, or despair depending on your current progress
---

How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

>>532412315
someone hasn't played a roguelite before

>>532411310
Left.

imagine Symboli Rudolf wife

>>532411381
>Privaty if she were a horse and not a whore
I like her, probably second to Maruzensky

How many times does Oguri take a shit per day

>>532412396
she's saved

>>532412256
Surprised spics are making more reliable and legible guides about what is good to roll for than anyone fucking else on Youtube or Twitter literally just hammering one point and that's it, lol

>>532412414
Shan't

>>532412502
At least once

>>532412375
I got watching history off so I can't get videos related to what I usually like to watch.
The only things I get recommended are videos I'm subscribed to and otherwise videos related to what I'm searching.
I probably just got these because I wrote gameplay or something.

Any anons have a non-Tachyon uma with a decent mile spark?

>>532412446
gay post

>>532410991
Half of these are from uma rolls and the other half just from playing careers and TT for a couple weeks now (I started about a week before bourbon's banner ended).
Taking a 2* to 3* costs 250 statues assuming you get 0 dupes (which is unlikely if you roll any amount of horses). It's not going to take that long.

>>532412446
>>532412571
sex

>>532412271
>constant flow
kek maybe if you play 1 single career race a day it will feel like a constant flow
>>532412350
>hurr duuuh le crayon yummy xdddd is so tasty in tummy :)
Retard
>>532412409
Don't feel like wasting 30 minutes to build a shitty useless horse.

>>532411804
>>532412315
>>532412625
why are pvpfags like this? Is it autism?

Genuinely have never been addicted to the gameplay aspect of a gacha this hard before. I haven't even played another game in weeks. This one easily makes hours pass every day.

>>532412542
>misinformation: english
D:<
>misinformation: spanish
:DDD

>>532412542
exceptions to the rule dont make it the norm
there is some literal who english speaking people that give good advice too, but then you have 50 seafags and other love lives that undermine those opinions for their own garbage narrative

>>532412660
yes, severe autism combined with a desperate need for attention they never got socially

>>532412256
not rolling until ramonu and goddess sex

>wait for oats
>humans come out
>no oats
>kick oats container
>i want oats now
>human comes back
>get melon
>eat rind too
>mfw i filled up on on rind before i got my oats

>>532412660
It's the same guy who's been shitposting in here for weeks
He has the exact same typing style, just ignore him or he'll devolve into endless shitflinging arguments

>>532412542
jej

>>532412660
>if you don't want to beat play against mode AI designed in a way that even 6 year old girls can win against it you're an autistic pvpfag

>>532412475
> Maruzensky fag
RARE

>>532412660
If the game was run client side they would 100% cheat in PVP

>>532412502
Minimum of six. It eventually just kinda gets pushed out of her body through sheer physics, whether she's done digesting it or not.

>>532412660
They genuinely think that you can only enjoy a game if there is something challenging about it

>>532412741
Fat FUCK

>>532412712
Anons will sit on 4chan spamming a gacha general all day and have the BALLS to call someone else socially maladjusted.
Not either of the other anons btw, the career vs pvp conversation is retarded

>>532412838
WE (us) love Maruzensky here.

4 years ahead of global and there's no reliable guide for what to roll except going all in for kitasan black.
Does that mean, nothing else matters and everyone should roll with their dicks?

>get just one sickness & a mood down
>Run is instantly ruined
>Can still win ura easily but the uma will be a mediocre one not fit for PVP

Thanks senpai

>>532412842
so much projection kek. Are you actually thinking about cheating to beat your career races bro? No way you pve niggers are this retarded

I failed an 8% before a race...

>>532412838
There are actually a lot of Maruzenfags here (including me)

Thanks producer

mambo mambo
omatsuri mambo

>>532412542
it's not entirely correct, "pal" card as it's called in global are utterly useless if you have less than 3 more copies, may as well use the R version, same as speed Maru. and that stamina Laurel card is not even worth mentioning.

>>532412668
Same here. Last time a gacha had a grip on me like this was back when I was playing Granblue Fantasy from 2015 to 2017.

>>532412920
interesting projection, anon

I've already played Priconne's arena AND princess arena, i know the cygames pvp experience.
I'd rather take it cool here than engage in a pointless struggle against whales

>>532412959
yes

>>532413007
>get power/stamina 3* spark
>everything is fine

>>532412838
>a fucking Nikker
>hags lover
What are the chances?

>>532412959
There's always stronger stuff coming out

>>532412959
there are a few all-around good meta cards but they're over a year out, plus some meta umas like summer maruzensky or christmas oguri cap but the uma meta isn't too extreme

>>532412756
This but newfags will keep interacting or he'll samefag to make it look like he's getting replies.

Only got two copies of Kitasan Black included the pity one, still have 12k carrots, should I accept defeat and move on?

>>532413007
There's a reason they just execute horses when they become infirm in any way. It's really hard to recover in the short period that horses race for.

>>532412838
We love hags.

EI EI MUN

>>532413203
>stream nigger
>couldnt be bothered to turn off the fucking subs
jesus christ reddit is such dog shit

>>532412741
this your honse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llfMi2MZsaM

>>532412838

I found and then misplaced a google doc that had all the skills ranked for which are best. Anyone know where I can find it?

>>532413274
who gives a shit you fucking sperg thats such a non issue

>>532413023

>>532413153
I'm not the same guy lil bro. Stay coping, I'm sure you will be able to win the career with Bakushin soon. Btw after doing the career there's a thing called URA, you gotta win 3 more races. Good luck pve nigger.

>>532412838
Dorky hag love

>>532413184
Yeah, you'll have the chance to MLB it later and borrowing an MLB is 100% as good in all non-event situations, and extremely close to 100% as good during events, too.

Can I have a 3* spark?

>>532413113
AIIIEEEEEE ROLL FOR NEW YEAR KYARU

>>532413184
Yes. Save for the rerun. Doing more than exactly 200 rolls on this banner is insanity.

>>532413291
I really like Grass Wonder's hidden bushido spirit thing

>>532411896
how the fuck the towel doesnt fall?

>>532413072
Is it really that bad? I used the Tazuna one for a run with Rice Shower and it made her entire career incredibly easy with all the shit you get from the hint events and other stuff

>>532413184
Fork over the $20 for the half anni ticket and just borrow MLB Kitasan until then unless you feel like playing with fire

>>532412959
Kita's the big one, super creek never really get replaced, fine motion is nice in 2 scenarios but isn't worth going all out for
no other support cards are must pulls or long lasting like those so you can just roll for whatever until 2nd anni

>>532413131
the only good nikkers are Drake, Guillotine and Cocoa and I'm not even a lolifag to make my opinion biased

>>532412838
>You can learn a lot by listening to your elders
>elders
Grass just called Supercar a HAG

>>532413441
superior japanese towel folded over 1000 times

>>532413357
Go back to plebbit if you don't care about the quality of content you consume

>>532413374
Wait, she's a dork? She looks so boring. Maybe I'll have to give her a shot.

>>532413476
>until 2nd anni
but isn't global getting accelerated schedule?
Wouldn't it be way sooner than that?

>>532413184
Is this mambo chibi the doro of Uma Musume?

>>532412959
essentially yes. the balance of the game is pretty decent and the complexity of the game combined with how context-dependent every choice is really means that there is no easy "guide". you have to learn what you are doing and make choices based on the context in which they are presented.

>he's still going
You newage shitposters suck. None of your posts are compelling or agrivating in the slightest.

>>532413153
the baiters here are so shit that even newfriends end up picking up on them within like an hour, he'll find somewhere else to be retarded soon enough

>>532413203
Post the sleep phonk one

When are they going to fix their shit servers?

Can you log off, i'm trying to CONNECT

>Connecting
>Connecting
>Connecting

>>532411896

>>532413203
Zoomer humor is... odd...

the lag in this game is unplayable
apparently none of the 5 gorillion dollars they made from kitasan black went back into the game

>>532413570
not that fast, doubt it'll be sooner than a year and a bit

>>532413184
this is the only support card banner worth rolling until kitasan rerun so make your choice if you are hurting when it comes to SRs

>>532413659
never

>>532413659
They are still debating if 50 carrots is too much compensation

Is it normal to get painfully erect during an air groove run?

>>532413584
Yeah, duh. It's also the Rabi, Liz, etc.

>>532411896
I'm gonna grab a quick Cafe over there.

>>532413595
they're too stupid and desperate to actually be an annoyance rather than someone "pretending to be" retarded to laugh at, for the better anyways

>/uma/ goes crazy about shilling Kitasan black
>pretty much everyone rolls for her
>Anon mentions that you should focus on building horses with regard to pvp rather than winning
>Everyone dogpiles on him calling him a pvp autist and arguing in bad faith
What the fuck? I'm having whiplash here. If we should be having fun and what not, why was everyone shilling Kitasan? Why were the anons attacking that anon not shitting on everyone bringing up Kitasan? Baffling.

>>532413689
acktually accurate and based. not to mention funny and ON TOPIC unlike all the faggots discussion OTHER FUCKING GACHA TO DERAIL THE THREADS

>>532413447
Tazuna is good now due to the power level as a whole being low and her really only being used for her lowering the energy cost, as time goes on, the effect of those cards doesn't even come close to what they do at 3 uncaps, or a fully uncapped R version

>>532413659
long enough to give us all 1500 carats as an apology and a free 3 star selector

>>532413826
Because Kitasan Black is the only card worth rolling from here until the end of time, duh?

>>532413597
>>532413153
You guys do understand that talking about shitposters, even if you're not giving them (yous) is still giving them the attention they want right?
Imagine complaining about newfags giving shitposters attention while giving shitposters attention, fucking retards.

>>532413826
mods someone euthanize this faggot

>Really anon? That was the best bait you could pivot to?
>Pffffft

>>532413597
It's because their third world brains can only use the same "tactics" and buzzwords ad nauseam. There's no soul.

>>532413765
super creek is also decent if you didn't reroll

I'm doing the tutorial, can I have fun horse races for my friends to bet over? can I pvp with them if they pick up the game?

dont care, mask sex

>>532413965
how does the mask hold up without ears?
why is it so fucking sex?

>>532413275
https://youtu.be/wSYpsRJuWdA?si=26T-2GDOJ7oCZN1r

>>532411179
Just delegate thinking to a machine too lil bro.
Will probably do better than you at it too.

>>532413934
How can I attain 1% of LTG's negro swagger?

>>532413826
this is bait but just in case anyone here didn't realize the kitasan shilling was also bait yes

EVERYBOOOOOOOOOOOOODY (YEAAAAAAAH)
ROCK YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOODY (YEAAAAAAAH)
BACKSTREET'S BACK
ALRIGHT

Should i just kill myself?

>>532413965
Am I really gonna have to watch Cinderella Gray because of this whore tempting me all the time

i regret putting SR mayano in my deck because holy shit that zero starting gauge is so ass

>>532413909
I applaud your effort, but your technique is sloppy. 2/10 last reply from me.

>>532413826
Kitasan is a very strong card that comes out early, so even if you reroll there's no much to lose, specially when there's a ton of launch rewards.
Not having kitasan black will mean you will have to use her as a friend until you get one yourself, it may not mean anything for some but it is extremely useful being able to choose another friend support.

>>532413480
Drake is pretty cool

>Tenno Sho
>FUCKING DESTROYED
aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeee

i just spent 60 pulls on the kitasan banner
got 0 ssr's
i fucking hate gacha games

i want to have sex with a horse

>>532414000
yes
yes

I got no good horses, no good parents, no whales to follow, no money for gacha and I'm out of carrots, but I have a 4x Kitasan black, one Super Creek and one 3 star Silence Shizuka trainee.

How do I start winning this game?

>>532414000
You can hold private rooms so yes.

God I can't wait for more concerts and umas to come out so I can make up whatever concert I want down to the backup dancers..

>>532414148
>Am I really gonna HAVE TO watch a goo show because of gooner imagery?

>>532414240
terrifying

>>532414000
yea some friends have been running Haru Urara-only custom matches and it's pretty funny

>>532414240
Terrifying.

>>532414080
Get in debt for like 120k bucks and don't pay child support.

>>532414286
we need a concert where everyone is in towels

>>532414275
Skill issue.
You have kitasan, start winning scrub.

>>532414135
Real shame you didn’t get more sweep tosho but you can MLB Kitasan at half anni

>>532414185
>stop giving shitposters (yous)
>keeps giving shitposters (yous)
The brain of a pve nigger

>>532414135
>half baked special week event card
I'm so sorry anon...

>>532414371
I can't get into child support debt if I CANT FIND A BITCH TO FUCK
I NEED THE SWAGGER TO FUCK A BITCH SO I CAN DROWN IN DEBT

>>532414279
>>532414256
>>532414343
is it 1v1 or can more people participate in these private rooms?

>>532413826
false equivalence. the reasons to roll on kitasan banner were:
1. it is the 1st banner to easily spark on
2. you need to get cards at some point so that you can do whatever you want after you have enough to get by
kitasan is just a good universally useful card to roll when you need to roll to fill out your SRs already. you're arguing in bad faith yourself when pretending that shitposting spammers represent the entire community and not like 1% of it, especially because we were telling those fags off too.

I hate the Daiwa Scarlet career so much
Who put this fucking schedule together
Four races in four days
This is horse abuse
The director needs to be lynched for allowing this

>>532414371
>120k debt
>don't pay child support
the black man classic

>>532413826
>consensus that new players would benefit from this card because it's the best support to roll for for the foreseeable future and they need to roll supports anyway
>this must mean everyone is a hyperoptimizing pvp fag
only whales even have the resources to top pvp
rolling efficiently and planning ahead is the opposite of whaling

RiceBstGrl is recruiting, 5 slots left. We got the fans and shoe clickers. Join fast before we get a rank to get freebies and dont be inactive.

Less than 2 hours until 3k carat gift according to my favorite umatuber's discord server.

>>532414469
yea you can make it up to 16+ players or something

>>532414275
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
Find good parents and people with high LB super creek/fine motion to add

>>532414329
*RAPES U*

>>532414515
cringe ass name

>>532414556
fuck yes

>>532414469
up to 18 horses at a time, individual players can add up to 3
people here often throw up some pvp rooms for fun every day

>>532414167
>MLB'd Mayano
>Still starts at 0
>Still not orange by fucking year 3
Can I trade this for 3 more copies of Sweep Tosho please
I don't even want to date this fucking girl like she wants to do badly in her career

>>532414581
please stop raping people every thread

>>532414581

>>532414581
Opera O would never do that

we love a good guts training don't we folks

>borrow mlb kita like 15 times now
>4/15 runs had kita show up in speed at least once in summer training
yeah im just going to level my LB2 kita and borrow fine motion. you guys overhyped this card.

>>532414515
cringe name for a cringe club named after the peak cringe uma

>>532414581

>pull 0-2* Kitasan
>still have to use friend Kitasan
>no other good cards

>failed two trainings before maiden race
not looking good lads

>>532414343
holy shit!!

>>532414515
i love laisu

>>532414581
built for INSTANT loss

>>532414515
euthanized used goods

Blessed ticket pull

>>532414670
she has such a fun voice

Does "best foot forward" event give you a choice between two skills randomly or is there some kind of a check you need to pass to get it?

After looking through most of the horse girls I think I've found a favorite. When does she release?

>>532414894
based

>>532413096
Yes
>yes, severe autism combined with a desperate need for attention they never got socially
Is very interesting projection

>>532414916
Early September, she’s also the best parent for front runners to this day on JP

>>532413620
how is phonk gonna make me go to sl-ZZZZZZzzzzzz

>>532414916
You are in luck, she'll probably come out in like a month or so.

>>532414515
I like Rice but she isn't my favorite and I don't have her. Can I still join?

Dia-chan is a danger to humanity

>>532414916
you're in luck, probably a month and a half or less

>>532414286
Wait, you can customize the concerts? Fuck, man. Everything in this game is squirreled away somewhere hidden. The cash shop, the guilds, the fucking main story, even. Man.

>>532414916
~1.5-2 months

>>532414998
>she’s also the best parent for front runners to this day on JP
not anymore unfortunately and hasn't been for a while but she's still good

>>532414982
don't worry, I get it stings when you hear the truth, accept the sting and better yourself next for next time

Sex with Happy Meek

need some input bros. the taiki i was using before consistently got 1st place in team races but then i switched to what seems like an objectively better one and now she's getting like 10th place on average, wtf is going on here? is it because my new overall rank matches me with more competent people? maybe it's the power that my old taiki has that makes her better? or does rng hate me now?

>0LB SC + MLB Diamond
>MLB SC + 2LB McQueen
Which of these pairs is stronger in terms of stats/events?

Can we get a room going?

Name a cooler horse.
You can't.

>>532415006
https://youtu.be/x2d47zg7bPU

>>532415006
I love this stupid shit

>>532415068
it's next to the shop button on the main screen iirc

>>532415112
Is Aoi watching?

>>532413480
>No Mary
Not even a hag fag but Mary makes me go feral. Still based, for Guillotine
I didn't know Maruzensky was a hag I liked her for that cute, confident smile but Nice Nature is my favorite uma so far

>first time using her
>only lost a single race
I wish I had swapped a stamina card for a speed card, she would have turned out really good.
>actually got go with the flow as a spark
I'll take getting 1* power to be able to spread this around and get it on my late surgers.

>>532414903
CHEWY
MOCHI
VOICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch/f5F_c3lsFM4

>>532414515
Invite only or open? I can't join now because I just left yet another shitty club where I'm the only one putting in shoe requests.

>>532415114
did you fall for the wit build meme

Spe's career sold me more on Seiun Sky than it did on Spe herself

>>532415150
very rad horse

>>532415112
I'll take Kiryuin.

>>532415114
stam and actually low guts , your uma is out of stam at the finish, u want around 450 -500 stam with recovery for sprinter

>"watch out and make sure you save on clocks, they are very scarce"
>borrow kitasan black
>barely even need to use the free daily clock at this point
I've gone from 68 to like 90 by now, I feel lied to

>>532415114
The one on the left doesn't have enough stamina for a fucking sprint let alone a mile

>>532413893
Why is it worth rolling? I thought we can finish career just fine, not having to worry about meta or pvp? Clearly Kitasan was shilled with respects to meta and pvp but when the other anon brings up that focus he is suddenly in the wrong, according to /uma/?

>>532414127
Why is it bait? Did I say something untrue? I couldn't care about pvp or meta but I do find it hypocritical that Kitasan shills didn't get the same treatment.

>>532414193
Or you could have saved yourself the trouble and rolled for whatever you liked and just borrowed a MLB Kitasan.

>>532414470
It's not a false equivalency because Kitasan was chosen over other support cards for strength reasons (thus extremely useful for pvp) and as I pointed out, anons were on board with the shilling. Now that someone has told them to focus towards the meta it's suddenly not acceptable and they get shat on.

>>532414513
You've mischaracterised my argument, anon. I don't care what people do or don't do with their accounts, I'm only pointing out the hypocricy of anons here. That anon told people to focus on pvp over clearing careers but just like your retarded ass, they mischaracterised what was being said.

>>532415150
Vokuda-desu

>>532411017
Not enough power. Ignore the retards who say you need more wit, anything above 300 gives you massive diminishing returns.

>>532415278
yes but she is perfect for it cause of her growth rates

>>532415114
You're running out of stamina.
It doesn't matter how good your other stats are, if you run out of HP you're dead.

are we rolling for curren chan lads?

>>532415279
people call her spe because she's so forgettable they cant remember her name mid sentence

HOLY WITCHADS

>>532415150
My oldfag trainee can't be this hot.

>>532415254
This created her and this mambo shit in a lab to make sure it tickled the deepest parts of your brain and became addicted to this, its fascinating.

>>532415114
399 stam is about enough to run sprints
250 is not

>>532415342
if you're just going to fight a strawman you made up you don't need to reply to 5 different people to tell them about the strawman you're currently fighting

>>532415114
Your new Taiki has too little stamina, try to get at least 500 stamina + 1 gold skill (gourmand) for miles

>>532409079
billions must try

>>532415416

>>532415390
what's daiwa thinking about?

>>532415342
there was fucktons of shitting on kitasan shills, there were just more of them so you didn't see it as clearly

>>532415317
>>532415335
>>532415374
here i was thinking preferred position would be enough... aside from increasing stam/guts would having a few more recovery skills be enough of a bandaid?

>>532415357
retard spotted

>>532415481
a certain alcoholic drink

>>532415357
Why did she do it?

>>532415150

>>532415484
the guy you're replying to was one of the biggest kita shill shitposters, please stop replying to him

>>532415535
daiwaquiri?

>>532415481
mountain dew baja blast

>>532415114
not enough stamina and guts unironically, try getting them to at least 300 and some heals
also tactical tweak is fucking garbage

>got 1200/1200 way before ura finale with bakushin
>keep getting wasted speed events now
i flew too close to the sun..!

>>532409880
cool hors

when i saw this i made the onions face and turned around to face an imaginary camera and pointed at the screen with my mouth open

>>532415237
>for that cute, confident smile
The pose she makes while doing that is what gets me
Too bad horse girls get no porn

>>532408479 (OP)
Dumb question. Does Hesitant Front Runners affect your horse too? I had a Pace Chaser with it and they got "Velocity Down".

>>532415390
anon out here aiming for those 95% skill procs

>>532409778
interesting idea

the toe boot seems a little over prominent though

Be honest, is there anything to look forward to, other than endless training?

>>532415657

>>532415390
GRRRRRRRRRAGGHHHHHHHHH
HUFF HUFF
I-Q
I-Q
I-Q

The anime made me get even more Uma waifus and now it's gonna be even more impossible for me to get all my waifus

>>532415712
Your own debuffs don't affect your own horses, npcs can rarely have debuffs

>>532415712
it doesn't affect your own horse, you were probably debuffed by someone else

>hot spring with this fatass weeb
I won

>>532415137
>MLB SC + 2LB McQueen
This one and it's not even close. Satono sucks and so does McQueen but at least McQueen can give a working recovery skill for long races.

>>532415796
>frognigger
>"waifus"
Stick with Oguri Cap and go back.

>>532415796
You know what to do lil bro

>>532415789
WHERE DO YOU WORK OUT?

>>532415326
once you get the hang of stamina tresholds you rarely need to use clocks for anyone
the next step above this is completing URA finale without buying any skills to maximize discounts

>>532411896

is this passable enough for dirt team trials? at least for the moment (class 3)? I just need someone to add to my haru's group and I dont really plan on going up to class 6 and staying there except for the first promotion reward at some point

>>532415390
>150stam
>middle of classic year
don't you need stam to run her mediums

>>532413131
Realistically could you push her off?

just started ang got the meme horse. I want agnes tachyon is she limited in this game or can you get her whenever?

they made us wait so long for the 3k carats that as an apology they should give us another 1.5k

>larps as a fucking robot
>says 'error' and shits herself on 3/4 summer camp trainings at <10% just to larp
>eats my clock by late starting and immediately jet thrusting into someone's asscheeks to never move again
what the fuck is her problem there's something wrong with this horse

>>532415480
>in the passenger seat with Maru driving
>she's taking you for a nice cruise up in the hills
>finds a nice quiet spot
>as soon as she parks she climbs into your lap and kisses you hard
>unbuttons your pants and pulls her panties aside before riding you hard and fast
>drives home holding your hand

>>532415895
>Satono sucks
Can this spreadsheet be ignored then? I don't even know how these scores are evaluated

>>532416094
you're a total faggot but there's no limiteds in this game and tachyon is a 1*

Should I always be doing 4 speed, 1 stam, 1 int as support cards or what do you guys recommend? Power/guts feels like a wasted slot and most of the time it feels like I can get by with just recovery skills.

>>532415941
THE LIBRARY SIR

can you do 10 pull with tickets to guarantee a 2 star or is that too generous for cystingy?

>>532415805
>>532415823
Thanks anons!

>>532416094
She's low rarity so if you pull enough on an Uma banner she'll appear pretty soon

>>532411896
Is Manhattan Cafe a flattie or a loli?

>>532416094
Tachyon is a 1*
so just do a 10 roll whenever

>>532415967
Glue

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MONIES
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SP
WHERE ARE THEY

>>532415068
like the other anon said, just click on concert theater below, not all songs are done by the umas btw but the game already tells you with a very red and white mic icon saying SINGER, that means the uma's va sings that music of your picking instead of going into default, iirc umapyoi is universal so you can pick anyone to sing it, same for make debut

No apologems for fucked servers?

>>532416094
tachyon is a 1* horse so she should be easy enough to get, I wouldnt be in a hurry since she's a normal unit and even the rate up horses become permanent when their banner ends

>>532416205
flat

>>532416094
this is from the tutorial, you always get the same cards from this
you should do a ten-pull on the actual banner with 1500 carats to get agnes tachyon

>>532416260
Japs never give out free shit

>>532416142
Her father raised her wrong, as a joke

>>532416184
Too generous.

>>532416161
These spreadsheets are just raw theoretical stat values based on average trainings/appearances and don't take into account skills, events, specific builds, etc

Remember, a guinea pig that has sex with Tachyon is purely for scientific purposes to better understand Uma's reproduction cycle. This is purely for academic purposes. This includes the kiss, hand holding, leg locking you while whispering into your ear "I love you" while hugging you tightly, and raising your children with love and care.

>tfw umapyoi

I will commit atrocities for the hag

>I already have Mayano Top Gun and Taiki Shuttle.
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!

>>532416243
you retard
stop leveling cards you wont even use
also 0LB SSR cards that isnt Super Creek is unusable compared to most SR cards with LB

>decide to try kingu halo's career
>her first race after debut is top 5 hopeful stakes
>fuck, ah well let's try anyway
>14th place despite having decent stats and skills
Cool never playing that cunt again

>>532416358
If they don't take into account events I would've thought Satono Diamond would be pretty good, a +30 on stam from an event seems pretty nice even if it's -20 energy

>>532416236
leave her alone, I was going for a pace chaser but the stamina might be overkill, I'll try making her a late surger with my better cards though...

>>532412838
excuse you we love older women here

>>532416243
She ate them

Which uma is most likely to hold her shoe against my face and jerk me off while forcing me to sniff it after a race?

>>532416161
>Can this spreadsheet be ignored then?
You should always ignore shit like this if you don't understand it
>I don't even know how these scores are evaluated
Pure stat gain from trainings, factoring in events, but completely ignoring skills
>Dia's skill is terrible
>This means she has bad long term value
>This means you don't want to use your free dupes on her over time
>This means that you'll never get up to the actually quite good stat gain
>This is why she's bad

>>532415237
>I didn't know Maruzensky was a hag
But everything about her screams hag

>>532416596
That sounds like King Halo but she'll want her futa cock sucked while you praise her around it.

I'm not gonna make it...

>>532416395
>the test subject agreement form has a one line marriage clause shoved in
Sneaky

Grass Wonder would be so much better if she had DD sized tits

my gutttttmaxxxxed pony mogging your gutlets at the finish line

>Fail FIVE FUCKING TIMES to finish Daiwa Scarlet's career
>Doesn't even make it to the finale
>jobs to almost all of her mid-story races

>get frustrated

>Do a run on agnes for the first time who is 1* and has no upgrades
>She aces her entire fucking career, 1st place in every mid-story race and sweeping the finale with 0 alarm clocks

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

Check my lumbar discs bros. I have a herniated disc in my L5 but I can't see it.

>>532416647
Okay thanks, so McQueen is definitely worth levelling given the scarcity of stamina cards? I have Manhattan Cafe and Mayano Top Gun at 3LB each but I'm told these two are only super good at MLB

what am i in for

>>532416010
Umamusume is wit game

Oh! i know this one!

>>532416785
nice!

>>532416654
>Hag X
>My Hag

>seanigs finally go to sleep
>american futa posting starts

>>532416785
Congrats!

>>532416723
how is this man so graceful

>>532416809
mild sports drama

>>532416679
No.
t. Mega booby lover

>>532416654
damn thats hot

>>532416785
>hernia
umamusumes for this feeling?

what did they mean by this

>>532416868
His body amplifies the fluidity of motion.

>>532416110
did the 3k just drop? im not on rn

can someone post the webm of summer maruzensky waving and shaking hands with people in the stands

please

>>532416779
she's juicing on advanced serums formulated using trainer's semen as a base, she can't lose

>>532416679
false

>>532416785
it's right there bwo

wasshoi mambo

>>532416654
damn thats offputting

>>532415529
use the summer camp as a way to train bad stats since the facility is max lvl 5 unless you have 2+ on rainbow facility, i use it to train guts/wits/stam if im running speed/strength deck

look through your SSR card career events in details to see what recovery skills they give and for what aptitude/distance, vodka gives a universal but inconsistent recovery for example, super creek best with swinging maestro

>>532416948
Granny is old so her knees aren't what they used to be

>>532416785
How will this affect his stats?

>>532416779
Tachyon has one of the easiest careers comparable to Bakushin.

>>532416854
Not me this time. I know us futafags are annoying. Apologies.

>>532417013
i bet she farts like a horse

>>532416679
Gentildonna would've been better if she was flat
There, how does that make you feel?

>>532416779
Run scarlet as a frontrunner.

>>532416785
More back shots will fix it.

Nice wife

Is this good enough for medium? Creek's gold skill didn't show up AGAIN

>>532416785
lewd

I was gone for a day, did Cygames add in extra boxing with the maintenance?

>get told that your speed training will be upgraded
>get kicked out of the gym and forced to wipe the floors
what the fuck??

>do first tutorial race
>like the other horses more
>want them to win
>it's rigged anyway
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>532416785
Nice saddam hussein hiding spot.

Maruzensky is expired and should be sent to the glue factory.

Do you think El and Taiki bully Grass for being a weeb and trying to larp as Japanese

wtf is this?
why cant i look at suzuka anymore without my dick reacting in some way?
I've been trying to farm parent sparks but i can't even focus on playing because everytime I look at her or hear her speak I just suddenly want to jerk off

>>532416785
real picture of trainer-san anon after receiving the Golshi Special

being a trainer is not for the faint of heart

>>532416779
Scarlet needs rather high spd and wit.

>>532416785
Bro what the fuck, take care of yourself.

>>532416785
Posture check fellas

>>532416791
You'll have enough money/sp to level literally everything eventually, welfares are hit or miss, usually weaker than anything else of their equivalent tier/dupe amount but fill that role if you have nothing else
Mcqueen has a pretty good gold skill for longs so she stands out as actually competitive
Generally cards with higher dupe levels are stronger than ones with lower dupe level irrespective of which card is technically better, obviously there's more complexities than that but don't worry for now
Manhattan cafe and Mayano are both great stamina cards even if not at max dupe, they're definitely better than a 0 dupe mcqueen

toot me for sparks please

>>532417476
I am the glue factory.

>>532416810
What does wit do? Seems as useless as the Brain stat in Digimon

>>532416785
bro just use one turn on the infirmary and you'll be fine

>>532417628
guts 1

>>532417628
incoming kino sovl guts 1*

>>532417305
My wife Enjoyable Essence.

>people are STILL asking about the basic fucking functions of each skill
I get it that zoomer are ADHD riddled creatures of the night but holy fucking shit
the fucking tutorial explains it all, and even then its so piss easy to quickly google it up

>no Kisatan
>dupes of Super Creek and Fine Motion

The more I play the more I think including a power card in your deck is a brick

>>532416785
>Posting pictures of his insides online
SLUT

>>532417674
>>532417740
this is even worse

>No Super Creek
>Single pity Kita
>no MLB Tosho
I've done 280 rolls... can I just roll for umas for a bit or do I have to keep rolling supports? It's not fun running the same few umas...

>>532417636
Improves skill ods, slightly improves overtaking opponents, slightly decreases rushed chance.
It's a less useful stat for sure, but it has it's moments.

>Horses naturally produce a lot of gas as a byproduct of their digestive process, which involves fermenting plant fibers in their hindgut. This gas production is a normal part of their digestive function, and a healthy horse will often have a "hay belly" due to this gas accumulation.

>>532417874
Guts 2 Electric Boogaloo

Got Night Owl right before summer vacation. All her energy was drained so I was forced to witmaxx. Failed to cure it on my first infirmary visit after I got back. Cured it the next turn, and then got afflicted with it again 5 turns later.

>>532417874
my condolences

Is Professor of Curvature good for Maruzensky?

>>532416785
Go to the infirmary bro.

>>532417912
Also, increases speed on downhill segments of tracks, for some reason.

>>532417874
I'm sorry.

>>532417894
>rolling past spark
PLEASE be bait
just roll for fuckin honses and enjoy the game instead of meta chasing

>>532417971
Professor is always good

>>532417874
Would have been fine if unq got transferred.
Wait for guts buff.

I love my wife Nice Nature.

American hours
American horses
It's a really simple concept.

Yep, I have won the entire game.

>>532417971
Velocity skills are great on front runners because the faster you go, the faster the pack has to try to keep up with you and burn their stamina faster

Kitasan cleavage everytime her training pops up.

>>532417894
Should've gone to rolling umas 80 rolls ago

>>532418162
PITS

>>532417917
God fucking damn is that hot. Imagine the tummy noises.

>decide to do one last career
>creek friend card won't show up
>have to reload the career menu two fucking times till it shows up
WOW WHAT A FUN AND GREAT MECHANIC! Even the fucking friend cards are RNG based, so super duper fun!

You also need 200 pulls to guarantee a horse like the supports?

>>532408943
>try to learn how to draw
>read books
>start drawing
>can't stand how it looks even if i know it's practice and only i will see it
>insecurities flare up
>stop drawing
I'm not made for this kind of thing.

>>532418003
>>532418207
I was still hoping for some SR upgrades or hopefully a single Creek...

>>532418235
... just refresh the list by clicking the refresh button?...
Are americans... really this retarded?

>>532418294
then why didn't you save the rolls for creek banner in 3 weeks anon?

>>532418264
Isn't it great?

>Marry Human Wife
>She never takes her hat off during sex and only exclusively does missionary.
Hmm should I be worried?

>>532418364
have you taken a look at the general since global launched? people still dont know what the fuck velocity or acceleration means

>>532418230
Rumbly...

>5000 carats
>less than a month until Brian
It's over...

>>532418264

>>532418264
Yeah. On the good side, generally you just need one uma, star maxing is a bit specific and you can also get star fragments from events or rarely in the daily temp shop.

>>532418369
I didn't know it's happening...

Starting to focus on training specifically for pvp
Is this chart here accurate? Is it worth swapping one of them with Tazuna's friendship support even if it's not MLB?

>>532417971
https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/536805
It's good for all characters.

>>532418264
Welcome to JP gacha. 5* rates are 3% so it's possible to get the honse early though

>>532418442
When euGODS go to sleep and mutts run free even the devil shivers.

>>532416785
Loose some wait fatass

>>532415657
>Too bad horse girls get no porn
It's weird to see unpopular chink games in Japan like Hoyo slops and Wuwa, get more porn from Japanese artists than Uma

>>532418663
that iamge is going to trigger people careful

>>532418093
My wife Comforting Character

>>532418162
feels bad to be a lucklet

>>532418715
Even worse
aussies

>>532418663
that chart is for URA btw

Is it possible to clear future events without rolling cards? I have Super Creek 2 LB from free tickets.

Fucking finally I got another ticket, Golship pls dont fail me

>>532418663
>medium 450 stamina
>long 600 stamina
thanks for easy wins

Total Mejiro sweep.

>>532418663
Those stamina numbers are dogshit

does anyone have the image guide of which umas are worth upgrading potential level?

>>532415279
Spe was sold for me with the anime.
She's dropped to second as of now, but she's still the only uma I have merch of currently.

>>532418690
rate up is still 0.75% so that's only a plus if you just want random 3*s

any whalegods here with a MLB tazuna to borrow?

>>532419087
>Spe was sold for me with the anime.

This is probably my best run as a newbie, so I don't want to ruin it, should I finish Speed, invest in Stamina and Strength, or get point skills in a race?

>>532419168
try to pump stam with your last few turns
If you can hit 500 you'll have a decent enough mile runner

>>532419087
fat bitch
SPECIAL WEEK NEEDS TO DIE

what are the ranks like Top Star, Star, etc good for in career? do you just get drops for reaching them?

>>532418364
Refreshing doesn't actually refresh. When you click to start career the game generates like 4 or 5 static pages of supports that you "refresh" through and can only reset by leaving and re-entering. Throwing around insults when you don't understand how the system works is a fucking disgraceful look, tbqh.

>>532419087
SpeCHUD

>>532419168
don't have maruzensky but i think you should go for fans, you'll finish speed from winning careers and stamina isn't that necessary for sprint (again i don't have her so i don't know if her ura usually ends on sprints, someone can correct me ofc)

This skill is just flat out bad because of how specific it is right?

>>532419168
You get ~50 of every stat stat from URA, so this would overcap your speed. Go for power and stamina.

>>532419105
Better than hoyoslop's 0.3% chance.

>>532418264
we have 4 years of foresight, you can plan ahead and get the ones you want easily.
the gacha only really fucks you over if you spend needlessly and suddenly get hit with something you want to roll for. those are the ones paying for the game, the panic spenders.

>Creek's banner is already in 3 weeks
lol the accelerated banners really fucked over global

I think Symboli Rudolf is the ugliest character in the game and it's not even close. The way her bangs hair color doesn't even try to blend into her back hair color at all looks so bad.

>>532419026
>5 spd/1 pow for sprint and mile
retarded list

>ingstart watch S2 of the anime
>Teio has 3 FRACTURES
>broken dreams all around
>the whole Rain Shower mini arc
I'm kinda sad bros...

>>532419409
>positioned 3rd
already a terrible start
>and about to lose
what the fuck does that even mean, last 200m?
>SLIGHTLY increase
>for 100 fucking 60
lmao

>>532419452
only the poorfags and meta slaves

>>532419026
So are those. Anyone who thinks you need 1200 stam and 3 golden recovery skills is retarded and probably can't even break 500k score.

>>532419051
Just look at the skills bwo
If it's a gold recovery you want it to make the runs more consistent and less support-card reliant
If it's random retarded stuff like matikanefukukitaru you don't want it

>>532417605
Step 1: If you can be standing instead of sitting, do that for most of your day.

>>532418798
>It's weird to see unpopular chink games in Japan like Hoyo slops and Wuwa, get more porn from Japanese artists than Uma
Yakuza
but Uma still get more art from Japanese artists than the slops you mentioned

ReadLORDS. What umas have unambiguous sex with (You)? It's quite obvious Nice Nature is one of them. Anyone else?

>>532419452
who cares I have mlb kita so I can just borrow super creek from the whales
I'm only rolling for horse pussy now

>>532419409
The "about to lose" is misleading. In reality, most pace chasers and late surgers will meet the requirement at some point while passing. This is just Nice Nature's passive but generic, and if you play with her, you'll see it activates basically every race.

>>532419452
only the subhuman and mentally ill

has anyone actually gotten the slow metabolism debuff from the food events? I always take the 30 energy option and have never suffered

>>532419452
Wait it's in 3 weeks?... What the actual fuck. People said you can save for months after pulling kitasan

>>532419567
>mandatory "sluuuuuurp*
we're truly in a /cygames/ general

>>532419727
Yes

What's the order of how Icshould consume this IP? Game(s) or anime? Do I just watch all then play the game?

>>532419727
Like once or twice, it's pretty rare

>>532419689
Stop ringing the damn doorbell Bakushin!

>>532419689
Super Creek will have weird sex with you. She'll want to be called Mommy a lot and have her breasts sucked.

>>532419087
We love spe-chan.