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YOU FUCKING BITCH STOP
>>532421525Everyone who plays this game is brown or yellow
Only train meta umas if you want to compete
Anyone have that website to compare 2 umas in a race? please
>>532421610Not me, I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
>>532421654>typical woman comment vs a boomer with actual life experience
>>532421667https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
Very handy when people try to bullshit you about stat requirements
>>532421639>all the stamlets will be in group B seething about Nice Nature killing their umas with debuffsthe first CM is gonna be kino
>>532421654>ORASnot canon
>>532421714Shes not sexy without her blinders and hat
>>532421818>woman gives crab bucket bad advice intentionally
>>532421714Goldship is high IQ.
>>532421639the plague horse....
>>532421654Karen was a retard with a completely shit team.
Skill my ass, you loser bitch.
>>532421610that's every gacha game anon
>>532416785You see that dark disc? The disk is squashed and the fluid is gone so it's dark on a t2 weighted MRI image
>>532421639i can imagine her listening to that
bros im starting to feel like this game requires way too much time from me...
>>532421949Likely excuse, coward.
Spending my Wednesday night by saving all McQueen + baseball pics, they're so good.
>>532422120How far would you have to go for seiun to lose her composure?
>>532421913>all the anons that will enter group A thinking they'll get anywhere just to get relentlessly shit on by S-rank gigawhalesyeah i'll be fine in group B don't worry
>>532422065W-where did the fluid go??
>Try to do optional G1 races
>Always end up 2nd
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS
>>532421821Completely inaccurate btw. Go do a race, enter the exact builds and see how hilariously off it is.
King is immensely intelligent.
>>532422351I drinkded its
>>532422219So... why does she like baseball so much anyways?
>1100 speed
>600+ stam
>600+ power
>At least 10 times a day
>Haven't seen a fucking 3* spark yet
No wonder Japanese gachas died if this is what they have to offer, holy fucking shit.
I have no clue why but TM Opera's Career feels like absolute shit while aiming for 600/1100/600. Sometimes she'll just win everything no problem like Goldship does and then the next run she'll flop every race and flunk out in URA despite the stats on each run being spread out in the exact same way.
Trying to farm a final stam spark on her because she has the best affinity in my setup for most of my umas but she's really testing my patience.
All these """PVPfags""" are going to backtrack their arguments once they face reality and get shit on by TRVE GIGAWHALES
why do banana pickers try to start a china vs japan argument when the chinese like japanese games too?
>532422634
same reason subhuman monkeys like you always try to derail everything into politics and racism
>>532422592no fucking shit but the pvptards are still in their honey moon, backed up by their favorite e-celeb sloptuber
>>532422592/uma/ has omega whales lurking among us, don't forget
>>532422476It's like +10 stamina. People blow blue sparks so far out of proportion that it's crazy.
>>532422351Slightly unrelated to that guys spine problem but I ripped my butthole a little bit by spreading my legs too far
Is it even remotely possible to get A rank without at least 4 cards of the same type in your deck? I swear everytime I try to build long with 3 speed/3 stam itโs always the most mid stat spread of all time
>>532422458It's a fun sport. Pretty Derby is also basically just Power Pros so it makes sense.
>>532422592If i can spend 1000 pulls on Kitasan banner, i can spend 1000 pulls on meta characters.
>>532422768it's more like 100
I bought the wrong fucking skill and I can't even use it. WHELP.
>super creek banner in 3 weeks
>But want to roll for curren chan
What should I do...
Do umas only serve for racing and breeding? Can't they work as delivery or something more useful to society?
AHEM
TM Opera O should just have sex with Doto already.
>>532422778Your level 30 SSRs are dogshit anon.
>>532422476Dont give up anon, I have 80 careers completed and also dont have a single 3* spark
>>532422770The skin? Women giving birth also rip that shit sometimes.
Is it possible to clear future events without rolling support cards?
>>532422581she can clear easily with 600/600/600/600, I find it better then pushing for max stam
>frog faggot shows up
now its only missing a schizo wojak and we have the trifecta of what destroyed 4chan
I love my Nice Nature wife!!!!!!!!!!
>>532422951Umas who fail at running end up as NEETs who post on UmaChan all day
>>532422943where did people get this super creek in 3 days? did they announce a road map or is it just speculation
>>532423051They just use whatever images/topics get most attention.
>>532423095they are following the japanese banner release order 1 to 1 but faster
>>532422951Racing is more valuable for society
>>532422970I don't get the love angle with like Spe and Suzuka or Vodka and Scarlet at all but yeah those two should fuck, they're rivals too but Doto just keeps fawning over Opera whenever they're together like none of the other rivals.
>>532422951>Can't they work as delivery or something more useful to society?They do. Look at the director and Tazuna, they don't race. I assume umas who don't make it big or get a trainer just graduate and move on.
>>532422768>thinking is only 10i hope you are new if you don't know how sparks work at this point
>>532422951they 100% do other jobs
what do you think the failures and drop-outs from tracen go?
plus there's a event where Tachyon takes Shakur to see an uma MMA event
>>532423095Everything is being released in the same order as Japan, that's why we're getting spring race celebration missions right now even though it's summer (the game released in spring in Japan).
>>532422951we literally have umas that do shit that isnt racing in the game
read nigga
why special week needs to die
>>532423401>uma MMA eventThat... sounds kinda terrifying
>>532423518draw her sucking my weewee
>>532423542Special Week deserves to LIVE a long, happy, and successful life
>>532423690True.
My first legend. As expected of the Emperor.
>>532422943if you buy a rookie pack c you have 5% chance of getting a creek ;)
>>532423774how many careers do you have?
>>532423856how nice of you to take your cow to the hotsprings
Annnnnd I somehow won. Never clicked speed or stamina, not even for friendship training. Sadly not a lot of rainbows so ending stats are shit.
All these umas have way too much personality and character. I just wanna train one of the generic NPC umas and it'll be a purely professional relationship all she'll say is "Hello trainer, I am ready for my training today." and when she finishes training she says "I learned a lot today, see you tomorrow." and when she fails she says "I'm sorry, I'll work harder tomorrow."
And then when I get her through the UMA finals she thanks me and we part ways.
>"pins you"
>Trainer-san, Teio wants to make babies!
How do you escape from this situation? You are a god fearing, human loving, career man after all!
>>532424006if only this game was made in china........
>>532424020>"Sorry Teio. You are not attractive at all."
>>532423856I think I've seen every single uma hot spring event posted here at least once, except for Teio and Special Week.
>>532424020By putting her on her place?
>race horse gets injured
>just fucking kill it LMAO
Why
Why can't they just donate it to a local parish or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
>Feeling sad today
>Roll for some umas
>Got Mcqueen in 40 pulls
I am glad I got lucky after these stupid pulls
CAN EVERYONE STOP HANGING OUT AT GUTS TRAINING, THIS IS 3RD TIME IN A ROW
>>532424020I tell her no. We must wait until after marriage the way God intended
>>532423774I'm too scared to reach for Legend
Which is weird because i'm at the point that i got streaks of 7 G1 wins in a row yet still didnt cap 320,000 fans like just how much more should i gamba turns on securing race victories damn
>>532424192the only f1 race ive ever watched was the one in the movie with that nigga brad pitt or whatever and i still found your picture funny
>>532424235A bit of Guts is good for you
>>532424235they've been listening to tazuna
>>532424206I read anatomically speaking its really hard for a horse to even come back from a broken leg, like blood circulation relies on that shit more than it would on a human
plus horses even sleep upright so how tf could you put a horse in traction
>>532424235they just wanna make sure you hit your guts quota for the run bro
>almost got all trophies
>not enough carats for a spark on an upcoming banner
>>532424154teio gets psoted a bunch, spe is who Ive never seen
lurk more
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my curren savings are almost ready
>>532424401horses can sleep lying down
I might be retarded. Do the stats (including the rank) of parent horses not matter, ONLY sparks and skills?
>>532424206Because it's in excruciating pain and would never be able to live properly again
>no roll account
>"bro at least please the ssr tickets" - friends
>use it
>all 3 are speed cards made for bakushin
Well that was horrible
I guess it's all Bakushin now? Borrow Kitasan and speedtard to the limit
>>532424517>>532424401horses sleep upright?? i thought it was cows
>>532424206How the fuck is the local parish going to sustain a fucking stupid, endlessly hungry, incredibly fragile, and already wounded animal?
Horses are comically expensive. Horses are fucking useless.
>ppl only donate shoes and never request them
this club pisses me off so fucking much you dont even understand
Thoughts on gigastacy top horses?
>>532424206How do you even treat it? Tie it down with chains so it can't move for a few months?
>>532424519Not directly no. The stats have no bearing on the inherited stats from sparks.
HOWEVER you want to win as many G1s as feasibly possible while reaching your stat goals, because they can turn into additional white sparks and ofcourse a horse that is able to reach the stat requirements and also farm G1s will have more sparks which = better inspirations overall
>>532424401>>532424601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
>>532423947That was my 25th. It was also my first Rudolf run where she didn't randomly job out in the middle of year 2.
>>532424192Why is uma so oddly connected with F1, and why is it ALWAYS verstappen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OIlRJweGA&list=RDc8OIlRJweGA
>>532424648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
Satono?
More like sat on my dick lmao
>>532424575what were the ssrs?
I caved and bought both rookie packs... $42 wasted on virtual horses...
>>532424020>pinned by an umait was over before it began
>>532424710Personality driven racing experience
>>532424020RUDOOOOLF RUDOOLF SAVE ME PLEASE
>>532424675Rudolf come pick me up I'm scared
>>532424647At least your has enough brain cells to figure out donating is beneficial to them. I spent the last 3 days sitting in a newly formed, full club refreshing requests every 8 hours and get shoes from only one guy for the first day or so, left it today. Makes you wonder what these drooling niggers join clubs for in the first place.
If you ever find one that actually has enough brain cells to collectively fill a bingo card, let me know. I desperately crave CP.
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reminder to fondle your wife's tig ol bitties
>>532424224congrats anon, enjoy your mcqueen
>>532424020I've seen so much of these images with Teio, she didn't strike me as that kind of horse...
>>532424710F1 is very much personality driven and it's kinda the same thing with Uma as well, makes a lot of sense why people would link them together.
>>532424171>thinking you can slap her>when she's pinning you downretard alert, she's got the strength of a horse
>>532424981why leave a club now? you won't get any rewards for July.
>>532422592As opposed to playing a scenario once and not touching the game for 6 months after?
>>532424981>I desperately crave CP
I only train female Umas.
>>532424897 >>532425029That's most race sports really, so why F1 and verstappen specifically? Because F1 is the biggest and verstappen USED to be the king?
>>532424683What do your mom's tits have to do with this?
>>532425113F1 is just popular nowadays and Verstappen is it's Special Week
>>532424605Damn, that's fucked up
>>532424685>white sparksI tried going for as many as I could while getting 600/600/600, these kinda look like shit though. I'm guessing I should only aim for the "good" G1s then?
>>532424648Love em.
>>532424746Golshi did in fact not smash Gentildonna. The gorilla was too scary for the breeder supreme.
>>532424224>40 pulls for McQueenI got TM Opera O and Oguri in one pull yesterday...
>>532424020accept my fate
>>532424769Suzuka biko and herself
>>532425073I'm new so idk what the monthly rewards are or what threshold I need to reach to claim them, but I wasn't going to stay in one filled with morons who aren't even capable of doing a single shoe trade on a log in.
>>532424981>I desperately crave CP.Anon?
>>532422374>Call it the Hopeful Stakes>It is hopeless
>>532425214having the spark is still better than not having it, it's not like guts is a completely useless stat.
>>532425113Yeah, I mean for a while Verstappen was the undisputed king, so it kinda makes a lot of sense, although I've seen a lot of people just do it with anyone in F1 nowadays, also what
>>532425209 said, he kinda is (was?) the face of F1 for a while.
>>532425095am I crazy or is her right twintail in a fucked up position and direction here? hell maybe both of them? theyd look better if she was like, facing you
>>532424982Rudolph probably would let you fondle her if you as- wait is that a?!
>>532424020Torena: "Teio, what would Rudolf do?"
>>532425226Congrats anon, I know my luck isn't stellar so 40 pulls is pretty good for my standards.
>>532424981>I desperately crave CP.anon... did you do this on purpose?
>2 power
>3 stamina
>on urara
Good enough?
>>532422872It's also monster rancher
>>532425310>>532425113>>532424710Why do people like versappen? Is he a meme because he's bad or what?
I want Hishi Amazon, should I pull for her, or her bride alt?
>>532424761cute..... but you spoiled the game....
>>532425214For 600/600/600 you can aim for pretty much every G1 in 2nd and 3rd year, for 600/1100/600 I tend to isolate it to the Japan Cup and Arima Kinen unless they are career goals and then i'll aim for the autumn Tenno sho to get a triple crown.
The UMA finals is it's own spark and is easily the best currently, but all the sparks add up. The most important are still the blue sparks though
>>532425474Nah, he's the best driver on the grid nowadays
>>532425454>StaminaShe's a sprinter
if daiwa scarlet is not a cow, then why does she go MOOOOOOUU
>tfw just an average Tracen trainer trying to be in a professional relationship with my trainee
>>532424981>I desperately crave CP.
>>532424981>I desperately crave CP.HAAAAAAAANK
DO NOT ABREVIATE CLUB POINTS!!!!
HAAAAAAAAANK!!!!
>>532425636isnt that the black brit guy?
>>532422256>He doesn't knowGroup B advantages whales more because they have the cards to minmax while staying just barely under the score limit. At least in Group A you might get matchmade against other people of your level
>>532425385yeah whoever the artist was fucked up the angle of the hair lel
>>532421278 (OP)I would take Super Creek out on a nice date in winter and then celebrate Christmas with my family
one day this will be true in real life
Come and join to test how much stam matters on long
19212499
Stop resisting trainer-san
>I desperately crave CP.
Your internet days are over bucko, the FBI is onto you now.
If Iโm trying to get the long ura finale is there an exact amount of how many more long races I need to do? Iirc gold ship has an equal amount of both medium and long
>>532424981Danchode we need this guy get him in
>>532425696NIGGA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>532424235I guess we have the same RNG seed
>>532422912
>>532425214Guts is better than stamina until a certain point. It's not a completely useless stat even before the rework.
>>532425838God, I love seeing Biwa uncomfotable. And jiggly.
Historical rendition of a Mongolian umamusume tribe moments before raiding a foreign village and raping all the men
>>532425838This webm goes so hard with Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin (By Sakura Bakushin O)
>>532425651dirt is only miles in team trials
>>532425838Look at all that potassium
>>532425983I want a mongolian umamusume gf...
>>532425919watch anime online is still the most disgusting part of this image.
>>532425830Entered my Teio to see how well it does against actually built horses
>>532425838That ribbon is holding for dear life.
My trainee is touching me inappropriately, I already told her no multiple times but she won't listen, To who in tracen academy can i report this?
>>532425983They passed around the men like pieces of meat... not listening to their desperate pleas. They weren't human in that moment... just the spoils of war.
>>532425454U wot. Just take stamina parents if you need some, no need for cards
>>532425983Imagine the Arabian and Barbary horses...
3K IS ABOUT TO DROP GET READY BOYS
>>532422234All umas are virgins that never fell in love so every interaction with a male older than them will make them blush specially if is their trainer
Where the fuck are the maintenance gibs?
DO NOT CHECK YOUR INBOX
THERE IS A BOMB
>>532423996Post the stats
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El Condor Jobs...
There's too many dancing horses in this thread!
Erm, where are our 3k carats promised by our overlords the umatubing experts?
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WHERE ARE THE JIMS
>>532426143I once heard that if you consent to it one time that will be the last time they will bother you, have you tried that?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1948141140198514787
Thank you cygenerous...
Why are these 2 pretending to be human?
>>532425915Im gonna become Akikawas trainer
>>532426259THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?!
>>532425983I wonder how it feels to be a guy in the world of uma
like shit, there's the female AND uma(all female) population
I wonder if men have raped there as much as men did here
>>532425983Great now I want Ghenghis Khan as an Uma.
I'm also tempted to theme some white scars successors around horses to justify silly named characters.
>>532425830registration closed before I could enter my horses...
>>532425029pretty much this, my dad religiously watches F1 and keeps up with their schedule even more than football, like waking 4 am to watch the trainings and shit, what horse racing and idols are to us and the nips, F1 is the same for the old men, it's personality driven to the T
and like anon said
>>532425209 Verstappen could arguably be called it's special week of this era, though F1 had many heroes greater than him before Verstappen, men like the german Schumacher, the brazilian Senna (which overlaps with japan even as they were saddened by Senna's tragic death in his race, he was popular to the nips even to this day)
>>532425830>646 stam anon nowhere to be foundHe really couldn't put his money where his mouth was huh
>>532425830We already have a racing sim, retarded globalbabs
>>532426202>3K IS ABOUT TO DROPLong divided, must unite; long united, must divide.
>this consistent lag
i expect 30k apologems MINIMUM
>>532425830I was too late
rip
>>532426515Registration closed...
why do I want to PIN DOWN TACHYON and breed her until she screams my name (guinea pig)
>>532426443They arent pretending
You just never asked
>>532425830make a new lobby!
>>532426419I want to 3* the king baby
>>532426352It's funny how in every sports anime ever the japanese are portrayed as having bitter rivalries and being exceptional, but they always lose to the most mid international competitor.
>>532426658her voice is sexy
I want to race with anons but my honses suck...
whys it lagging so fucking hard
>>532426479Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking I'm not your typical victim
I'm an adult, I'm a man
I'm a decently built and capable person.
I'm 6.5 feet tall; 180lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in ANY situation. But in the summer of 2025, I WAS RAPED BY MY OWN TRAINEE
That's right: #MeToo.
My point is, my attacker didn't have to be an adult umamusume to overpower me to turn me into a victim.
If it can happen me, then it can happen to you.
-Trainer
Tracen Academy Teacher. Adult. Survivor
>>532426716Korea too, our country soccer team is mid and they got destroyed during our last encounter in world cup.
>>532426512>the brazilian SennaMan, what a fucking legend, gone too soon and still made a mark in history. Does make me wonder of how many horses irl probably had a similar story to him, made a mark but were gone too soon.
>>532426716in their defense, every international horse jobs at the japan cup to japanese literal whos
>>532426765Mine too. Make a room.
D-don't worry guys we are on the same gibs schedule as japan! This is totally not retarded anyway cause we are going twice as fast!
>>532426765most anons here can't even stand up
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>>532426718she is making me hard and I gave her 5 dolls at a time
Mother left
Children right
>>532426716Special week didn't job right?
>>532426512what the heck SUZUKA IS BRAZILIAN??
>>532425926run more long then
>https://rentry.org/umaclubs
I wanna leave my club for a 4chan one but when should I do that?
I didn't get the club points yet and I think it's been two weeks since I joined
So sparks are just random? I get this after winning 11 out of 13 races with SS speed and winning the Uma finals? My previous horse lost 4 matches before the finals and the run was horrible and I still somehow got a 3 star spark. I wasn't even happy for that run and for this run I feel I deserve better. Why do they do this?
>>532424981>I desperately crave CP
>>532425830At least post winner stats if you won't let anyone join.
>>532426816Thats just how nature intended it stop being such a crybaby
>>532427020After July. You need to be in a club for 14 days to get monthly rewards.
>>532426925the acupuncture lady is an uma?
>>532426925>Tachyon and Scarlet Imagine the oyakodon
>>532425209 >>532426512>and Verstappen is it's Special WeekLmao. Fucking fair, why the hell not. I guess a few years earlier it would've been Hamilton or Schumi.
>>532425310>That webmKek. I "behold F1" super casually through DTS, just can't be bothered to watch full on races, never been interested enough for that. But man, my mom fucking hates Verstappen, so seeing these is all the funnier because of that, esp since I don't have a single problem with the cunt.
>>532425712He stopped being the best years ago, when Vestappen started ruling the track with Red Bull.
>>532427027I don't get it. Is that some zoomer movie?
>buy the rookie pack with 3* voucher
>get special needs
FUUUUUUAAAAAKKKK
>>532427021Because winning the career and getting super high stats is not difficult. Everyone would have 3* sparks like a week into the game.
>Connecting...
>Connecting...
>Connecting...
>>532427071Don't we need to be 14 days AND wait for month reset to get it?
>>532427107Damn that doesn't make much sense. So shorter runs are prefered untill you get good sparks for breeding?
>>532427021I got 4 white sparks on a 22 G1 run, pretty frustrating.
>connecting
>connecting
>connecting
>connecting
Guess I'm not spark farming today.
>>532427135Congratulations, you can pass hydrate
>>532426852I don't think horses were made for traveling the kind of distance required to reach Europe, NA or Japan just fucks them up.
Wait the SSR Urara guts card doesn't have any skills?! YOU PEOPLE TOLD ME THIS CARD WAS GOOD LATER! LIARS!!!
ok, I'm not the original anon but I do want to race
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Will ALMOND LOVE get club rewards or was it created too late...?
>>532426479luckily they only show us good umas in the game but I bet there must be some delicuent umas too. They corner you in an alley, beat the shit out of you, steal all your money and rape you if they are on heat
>>532427191Yes, that's why changing club only makes sense after July is over or you won't get the July rewards.
>>532427314should have joined a club that wasn't made by some avatarschizo
>>532427310>cheater anonNah I'm good
>>532426816I bet even a kid umamusume could beat a grown-up man
>>532427071>After JulySo it is a monthly thing? The game didn't make that clear. Im aware of the 14-day rule, that's why I didn't want to leave my dead club yet
Anyway, thanks for answering the question
>>532426512Senna was rightfully hailed as the best during his time and still recognised nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pktF3wJKfxo
I recommend focusing on his incar camera to see how fucking insanely skilled he was.
>>532426952it only counts the most quantity of race types you've done.
so you only need to run 1 more long than mediums.
>>532427310Who is the rude dude who entered MEAN Nature
>>532427091makes me remember that doujin, its gold
>>532427310That filled fast...
>>532427520meh i could do better
>>532424192The /f1/ and /uma/ overlap is wild
>there's a song called UMA New World
uhh ningenbros?
I hate how fucking shit every recovery skill is other than maestro, long races are all cancer.
>>532424192/f1/ collab when
>>532427724HUUUUUULKENBERG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoUQvMRY94
I will beat legend bakushin and claim her bakushoes and take a bakusniff
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER
BILLIONS MUST TRY
>>532427759My penis is exclusively for propagating the Uma race now
>>532426716Montjeu was called the best horse in the entire world at the time...
>>532427871whats wrong with triple 7s?
Teio makes my heart go doki doki
>>532427759NOOOOO I DONT WANNA FUCK A STINKY UMA I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NORMAL NINGEN GF AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So Roppei will retire after Oguri's last race and Kitahara will be Mcqueen's Trainer in Cinderella Gray
>get teio from random ticket
>wonโt go a coversation without mentioning symbol rudolf
Holy shit is this career irritating to read through
>>532427310Post the video please anon. I enjoy watching these races from here.
>>532427882Cygames has sponsored Juve and also horse races all over the world, I wouldn't be surprised if it happens one day desu
>>532427941Montjeu? But the picture shows Broye! Totally different
driving a hyper expensive car really fast is nowhere near as soulful as running.
>>532427941he was jetlagged and ended 4th anyway. extremely fraud dishonorabu win
>>532427310Damn I thought surely I'd do better than that.
>>532427942gold skills offer x3.66 value so you'll need 3 regular skills to compensate if you don't have one.
why does everyone hate special week? and don't say she's forced because teio and suzuka are just as forced
>Fuji Kiseki calls the other umas 'bad ponies' when they break dorm rules
hot
SYMBOLI RUDOLF, YOU ARE THE URA CHAMPION
>>532428046gourmand would be the only other one probably then
>Cygames game
>doesn't have Stella Magna making songs for the game
Cygames please
> My spending habit when I started is biting me in the ass right now
Fuck humans. That bitch scammed me with these daily sales
How to recover? Daily races barely give any
>>532426716There's exactly one horse who didn't jobbed in international cup but the Japanese doesn't give a shit about Melbourne Cup at all.
>>532428273I fucking love this stupid image
when will the champions meeting be held?
>>532428085Teio fucking sucks. He is like Special Week but even less likable.
Someone with max Super Creek should follow me haha
>>532428273>My fave uma>Combined with him of all thingsConflicted feeling
>>532428113Iโve noticed random Cygames sponsorships in some other sporting events too over last few ish years
>failed a 1% speed training + 4 bonds on bakushin
>>532428354You realise that speed is trash and you should've been farming power and stam.
>>532427310>Teio got 4thHuh, not bad given the stat gap. If either of these are you stamdoesntmatter anon, I'm afraid you got mogged like the stamlet you are
I am tired of Japanese horses. I need some French horses right now
I don't like these F1 memes because I dont understand them.
>>532428246>hateI dunno about hate
But she is just kinda plain?
Like her whole thing is she loves her moms and she eats a ton...
>>532428098>>532427310we have the winner here
the video is up : https://litter.catbox.moe/8r95wp0wv63lwcgj.mp4
I fucked up a little bit, didn't make room 12 slots, (but I press start when we hit 12 horses anyway because 16 horses make the race super rng-based)
FINALLY. Maybe once she's dressed up properly we can get a god run.
>>532428302>skill doesnโt activate on the last corner>YOUR FATE IS OVER REEETARD
>>532428307OHNONONONONO TAKESHI DON'T LOOK
>>532427310My pre-Kitasan Mayano doesn't stand a chance at all. I didn't train a single long uma yet because my McQueen and Gold Ship run was a disaster.
>Medical report: Umamusume are prone to schizophrenic hallucinations at any time. Coupled with their above average human strength can lead to dangerous situations.
>>532428246People just think she's too boring despite being the game's icon.
>>532428453They're not me. And I did not say stam doesn't matter. I said that I wanted to see the results in game.
>>532428515>she loves her moms and she eats a tonshe's just like me...
>>532428302stella magna sucks, granblue music went downhill when they got them to do music.
the current composer is way better and you'd understand if you looked up who it is.
>>532428574Opera would never do that...
>>532428078I canโt believe Oguri is gonna get cucked by Mcqueen
>>532428463dont worry about it, loser
>>532428453No, I'm just a rando who has been addicted to wit spamming for the last week.
>>532428558average stamGOD w
How do i make 600/1100/600 happen? 4 stam 2 speed?
>>532428459only if they are lolis ingame, just like how Stay Gold likes em
>>532428558Thanks anon. Please keep doing these they're great.
>>532426836do you have a sister?
>>532428307Didn't Cesario win in the US or something? Like he was the only Japanese horse in the race full of international horses and he won.
>>532424238>>532423774You literally just need to win Japan cup like 2 times in the career and it will net you like 120-130k fans. Legend is always guaranteed if you do that.
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Do these numbers ever change or am I good for this week?
>it's another "newfag isn't aware of the +400 stat buff in URA scenario so he keeps dumping stamina" episode
>>532428590what happened in france?
>>532428302Uma gets some KINO track songs later, check out L'arc's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOlqeiHKtLg
>>532428928They tend to go up noticably on the last day before promotion, but rarely more than ~50k at most.
>>532428928only your best score every week counts, so...
>>532428928>Currenthave a think about what that might mean and how it might answer your question
>>532428246Because Special Week has the most "main heroine" personality which rattles the ironic anime tourists who only like gimmicky le ebin randomz tropes.
>>532428930why does doto punch the japanese man?
>>532428304Your best bet is to wait and do special missions and shit like that because daily races isnโt cutting it
>>532428812Cesario was famous because she was the only horse to win both the JP and American Oaks. JP horses can do fine in less prestigious foreign races.
>>532428860ok but what if I'm on urara
she has no races at all to farm legend
>>532429163you would too if you only knew
>>532428928You should always use up your team trial points on a day for the random rewards + making sure you'll stay above the promotion line. You also get an idea for which of your horses are good over lots of races.
>>532428928people like to joke about there being a "rush" at the end of the week when it gets tallied, but that really doesn't happen.
it'll slowly inflate over the week as people get lucky runs in and their horses get better from grinding.
Will they ever increase the number of friend borrows you can do per day? 3 is not enough.
>>532424480how much did you paypig
>>532428930Bonus points for coming into the thread and telling everyone that 500 stamina is more than enough for a Long race. I keep seeing that shit everywhere.
>>532429154>has the most "main heroine" personalityThat's Suzuka
>>532428860I never do any races that aren't required. Is there a point to farming fans over stats? Am I retarded?
>>532428930I'm sorry! My stam cards SUCK so I don't put them in my decks. 3 wit is too much anyways so I'll guess I'll just bear with it.
Someone make a room. I wanna lose to your guys' superior horsegirls.
>>532429263one of my biggest problems by far. yes my parents are all shit except for one (which is still arguably shit), so playing for longer than 3 rounds feels annoying and limiting
>>532429202Did you even bother giving 2 seconds of thought before writing your retarded shit down, solving the captcha and pressind send?
>>532429202You need to inherit turf to get good races
Isn't Yukino Bijin kind of good? Her card isn't bad and has a good skill on it. What makes Fine Motion better?
>>532428219Just wait for Christmas Oguri and you'll see how powerful that healing skill is
>>532428975They've never won the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
Is turn 2 Karaoke scripted?
>>532429363That hint of bare legs is more erotic than explicit pictures.
>>532421278 (OP)Question for new cutie. Is it worth it to try and save for pity in this game. Was thinking of rolling on the support card banner since my speed cards are shit. I have 40 exchange points and can do 8 more 10 pulls. Is it worth it to try or should I just save those for another banner where I could get the 200 pulls?
>>532429363Why the fuck am i helping my horse get dressed
Why is she in my apartment
Why are her clothes in my apartment
>>532428246They expected Spe to be a massive misogynist like in real life
>>532428587>connecting>ORE NO ISHI SEKAI NO ISHI>servers are down
>>532427520This shit is so sick, his manoeuvrability at that speed is wild to me. Never been into F1 too much but watching the old Senna stuff and some races here and there has always made me think of it positively.
>>532429330gives you a bit of stats and a bunch of skill points. 2 optional races won't kill you and will level your signature skill up to 4-5 if you get both japan cups at 1st place
>>532428930RL Dotou getting revenge on the guy that ruined his career will never not be funny.
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could someone share the site to look up people with good legacy horses pretty please..
>>532429330Skill points are important, as is winning G1 cups for parents.
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>>532429363>why am I the one picking your clothes? Are you a child or something, you dumb bitch? Ain't bad enough that you are made of glass, now you want to be a chore off the track too?!
>>532429363What's her fucking problem?
>>532429623https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
>>532429650>he thinks he can hurt an umamusume
>>532429508Did you not reroll?
>>532422592>all these people working out at the gym will quit when they realise pro athletes lift more than them!!!Retard nigger. Die.
https://x.com/MaryWhiteFFFFFF/status/1947783469301699047
>>532429519You married her, remember? That's okay, she'll keep gaslighting until you believe it.
>>532428354Do it again while farm g1 races for white sparks
>>532429767you can hurt their feelings, thats how real women do
You guys don't understand, I NEED to have sex with Tachyon!
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>tfw trying to make a medium or mile front runner feels impossible because i dont have the right skills for front runners on cards so every time i do a daiwa scarlet run shes better off as a pace chaser and mayano top gun cant get enough stam + stam skills as a front runner for medium
>fail strength chakra thing
>lose fucking 15 of every stat besides wit
>also get night owl
AHHHHHHHHH
this uma is dangerous.....
>>532426419How difficult is this? How do I beat fucking Bakushin?
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>>532428680Replace Scarlet with Mcqueen
>>532429762thank you gentleman
>>532429497Stop posting horses that wonโt get here in years.
>>532429832you don't have sex with her, she rapes you and puts you in a cage with minimal water and food
>>532429779Nah. I know its not that hard in this game but I'm kind of playing it with friends so didn't feel like minmaxing like that.
Is there any club open that also isn't empty?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>532429623Just stalk everyone on the team trials scoreboard
>>532429497do armpits really?
>get practice perfect 10 turns before career ends
T-thanks...
So, question. Is it stupid to make an investment in training/leveling cards for a variety of purposes?
Secondary question: If I just train running and stamina, will the secondary gains to the other stats carry me along with the occasional use wits as a day to get some speed without losing stamina day?
>>532429832If you loved her you'd commission art instead of genning jeetslop
why is this game so laggy
>>532429875Mayano Top Gun is one of the most flexible umas in the game currently. You can build her to do pretty much anything, except maybe Sprint and Dirt.
I will make her a mother and wife
>>532430007Alright, yes I think itโs worth grinding out all the 200 rolls on the Kitasan banner. Thereโs a lot of good SR cards and if you get some limit breaks on them theyโll be a massive boon on top of some luck with Kitasan. The SR pool will get bloated over time so forming a core of cards now is a good idea
>>532429330G1 races increase compatibility.
Some g1 races give good hints too Wich is a nice discount if you are going for a certain build.
>>532428928I'd say you're safe at 400k
doesn't matter anyway if you don't promote this week the next one will be free since all the good players will have moved to class 5
>>532429508There's no correct answer here. On one hand, this banner is valuable because it has Kitasan Black and a smaller pool of cards, which means you can MLB your SR cards easier. On the other hand, if you dump like 120 rolls into this banner without being able to spark, you're wasting precious resources that you could've been saving for the Kitasan rerun. My advice is to get as much Carats as possible before the banner ends and if you have a spark by then just go all in.
Wasn't this slut supposed to come out after biwa today?
>>532430229Rudolf should give in to the temptation...
>>532424020Only MY HERO Tamamo Cross can save me.
what kind of deck do you use to farm stam sparks from goldship? 2speed/3stam/1strength? I never know how much strength a end closer needs can usually they don't really have to fight with others in the back.
>>532429981And lets you out after just an hour because sheโs hungry.
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bwos... it hasn't increased in 24h... b-bwos...
>>532430314Saturday for some reason
>>532430324Pretty sure she'll just kill both of you.
>>532430132what do you mean by variety of purposes?
leveling another stam card with good skill? make sense.
leveling 3 guts cards to prepare for guts buff in the future? no.
9* Stamina Mayano Top Gun
786722930442
>>532430334You still want strength because it translates into acceleration.
Numdian horses number one.
>>532430334You'll be fine with 600/as much as you can/600
The deck changes according to your sparks, ideally you should get to ura with 600 spd/pwr so build your deck with that in mind.
>>5324303343sp/3sta or 2sp/4sta
Get strength from parents + kitasan + king halo just doing speed training
>>532430229gyarus are something else
>>532430406I don't remember making this post
>>532430334She's technically our only end closer unless you're using sparks to create one.
What do with R support cards? Why not just sell them all
Between Agnes Tachyon and Silence Suzuka, which one has the best black tights?
>>532430410added soon
please add me as well nigga
>>532429794https://x.com/iamwillbs/status/1948141975406080016?s=46&t=NrOL9ErNxL3qSy9yPwlb3A
POWER SPARKS POWER SPARKS POWER SPARKS POWER SPARKS
1* Guts
>>532430334I use 3 spd 3 stam. 800/1200/800 is usually where I end at.
>>532430210that's my boyfriend though
>>532430349I'm gonna cook a baby uma inside her
>>532424981ANON NO
DON'T ABBREVIATE CLUB POINTS
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>532430253I'm currently training a third horse to take a spot in medium races too so that should bump up the score a bunch as well.
>>532430524good to fill skills if you're missing any, just shit stats so you probably dont want to use more than 1
>>532430334I inherit speed from parents, you can beat URA with 600/600/600
>>532430726EAT THE RETARD
CONSUME THE PRICK!
>>532430373Honeymoon period is over. Gibs over. Did you rike 0.5 kitasan? Thanks for the money, gaijin! Steam #1!
I just finished Agnes Tachyon anime and she was cool in it. I'll watch reddit cap series tomorrow.
Gentlemen
I hate 1* power sparks
>>532430393She wouldn't do that. She knows that I'm an innocent trainer that just wants to see my uma run to her best capacity.
>>532430223>>532430304Thanks anons. I'm gonna see if I can get enough rolls. At the very least, I figured I could get some half decent gold cards since I've been stuck using fucking gray speed cards. Thankfully I've been able to borrow a friend's speed card and some other guy I added along the way has Kitasan maxxed out.
is there some secret to super creek runs or is it just normal to get a 5% debuff for half the career? what's the counterbalance?
>11.7k
>11.65k
>11.9k
AHHH JUST ONE A+ RANK HORSE PLEASE I BEG YOU
JPgod here
Prepare to get destroyed by Bakushin in the legend race
I warned you
>>532431004redpill me on the experiments
>Sorry, Toreina-san but I don't think you deserve to have Maestro for this run
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>there are people out there who don't like this fat-titted sugar cube
Plebs
>>532430239I want her to rape me..
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE SUPPORT CARDS ALWAYS HANGING OUT AT GUTS
THIS IS NOT RANDOM
FUCK YOU CYKA GAMES
>>532430980That's scripted yes. Go do some races instead during that time.
>>532430197Mine is in my sprint team.
This run got unlucky near the end so I fumbled 1100 and didn't get the right inheritances either, but she does fine.
>>532430037There's like a limit of thirty guys right? Good luck. Mine is open but it only has me and I started on Sunday.
>>532431117>That hairstyleThat's a no from me dawg
>>532431093advanced U.M.A. anatomy
>>532431089I donโt have any other sprinters what do I do
>>532430980It will become an unique practice perfect in fall or you can cure it earlier if you win Kikuka Sho. No, you can't avoid it.
>>532431089>prepare to suffer another cygames scheme to make you roll because there are no sprinters in the initial horse batchYeah thanks
>>532431106S-super creek? M-more like shitty bitch..!
I noticed JP has a function where you can see the effects of your choices in the scenario, when are we getting that?
>>532430620Your 600 Power and Stamina check bro?
>>532431117I think she is super cute
But i also think she has an unfortunate haircut
>>532431354that's a paid option
Reaching 600/1100/600 seems impossible... 1100/600/600 is much easier...
>>532431250i know who this is, she's on my team. twice at the same time.
>>532431182Mega fucking gay
>King Halo gets boxxed and loses Fantasy Stakes
>It's the last sprint trophy I'm missing for my collection
>I have to start up an entirely new run just so this bitch can win one race in November of first fucking year
>>532431354A long long time
>>532431225Your King Halo?
>>532431461Why do you guys like her so much?
How the fuck do people even get rank s, this was hard enough
>>532426846>>532427520>>532429559I still remember watching the japanese coverage of his crash on yt, the men were genuniely grief-stricken by it, it was like watching their hero dying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-FCw_veA84
>>532426939>dead in a tragic racing accident before reaching their peak>rightfully mourned by their respective countries>biggest what if in terms of how much wins they would have accumulated in a row had them lived.F1 collab when cygames? I want my Silence Suzuka racewear skin
>>532431117McQueenโs head on her body would be *chefs kiss *
>>5324313542 years at least
>>532431089my maruzensky will leave bakutard in the dust
Devs please buff Haru so she has A on both types of race track.
>>532431476No way my King Joblose will win against Bakushin.
>>532431512you know that rest button
they dont ever use it
>>532431512Have to feed your Oguri more
>>532431512good cards and good parents
>>532431513I wonder if she'd find sopa de macaco uma delicia...
>>532431117tomboy fans when a real ass tomboy is right in front of them.
so how do i get more 1* and 2* umas? do i really have to "waste" my Carats for the current 3* banner?
>>532431512whaling to have a full mlb deck
>>532431512unironically by whaling atm. You've about pushed the limit of f2p cards if you havent whaled much
>>532431089I remember that you can debuffs her and she kinda crumbles
>>532431630Funny that that JP witgod had a lot of umamusume "meta" youtubers writing a response to it
bros daiwa is cuter than I thought
>>532431461Her hair style reminds me of a donkey.
>>532431697Thereโs a difference between a dyke and a tomboy
>>532431443Just use 3 stam cards.
>>532428246A lot of protags in anime end up being extremely plain so everybody can self insert as them which makes them really boring. The rest of Team Spica all have their roles and challenges suited for the challenges they face, which makes them more likeable than blank slate Spe.
I don't watch a lot of anime so it doesn't bother me as much desu but frequent anime watchers will get annoyed by how she acts.
>>532431512I check the TT leaders and their S rank umas are all stamlet with maxed out wit.
>>532431089These are actually going to filter 90% of the playebase
>>532431630Do I have to witmaxx even harder???
>>532431740meh, she's too tsundere
>>532431702wait till this weekend if you can for that uma banner
>>532431630where is that from?
yeah real fucking funny guys
>>532431117her haircut makes my tummy hurt
>>532431740She's very cute but also very retarded.
>>532431792>only 753 speedNOT BAKUSHIN
>>532431792holy shit that king halo is spooky as fuck
>>532431740I like her eyes a lot.
>>532431859you're going to need to click guts on beach at least once anyway if you're not training stam
>but I have a stam card!you've brought a stam card but you're not clicking the training spot anyway
>activating skills is more important than stamina
So what were those retards in this thread talking about how you need 1200 stamina for team trials?
>>532431859still a good training
>>532431506She is adorable and stacked
>>532431792that's it? 700 400 700? looks pretty weak T B H
>>532431827i was planning on using all my Carats for Black Kita though.
>>532432021she doesn't care if you consent
>>532432059when people say
>pvpthey mean chanmi
>>532431792These don't look that bad.
ARE THEY GOING TO GIVE US ANYMORE FREE CARATS? IM ALL OUT AND I STILL NEED TO ROLL
Another career lost to the box.......
>>532431349You leave her alone
>>532431792is this just a series of debuff checks? their stamina is so low...
>>532432001>you're going to need to click guts on beach at least once anyway if you're not training stamwhy
>get night owl right before URA
thanks a lot, Vodka.
>>532431814>those cardsI'm sure you can reach S if you just use 3 speed 3 wit no? Seems like hard focusing on these 2 stats is how you get S ranks.
>>532431283Would you a winning ticket?
I feel like she would cry the entire time.
>>532431665Uma for this feel?
>>532431792>All of them are WITlordsOh no...
>>532432170there are lots of download gifts still coming up, the next one is 3000
>>532432059You do, retard. The two are not related.
>>532431089JPgod you said that about the last three Legend races
What's wrong with my horse?
>>532431792only legitimately strong one here is king halo I'll have to pull up the evil red skill girl
>>532432206now i'm interested...
>>532432196>He fell for the ridiculous stamina numbers postsAnon...
>>532432203because it's at 173 at the end of year 2
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>>532431513Man, that is heartbreaking to watch, goddamn, actual legend, reminds me a lot of how people mourned after Silence Suzuka irl and called it the "Sunday of Silence" at the Autumn Tenno Sho
>>532432059Winning gives you a fuckton of points. Skills are important, but you can't max score just stacking skills on a shit horse.
ryan looks way better in her special outfit.
Class 6 cutoff bros...I think this is where I bow out...
>>532432382She looks like a donkey I want to fuck her until she goes heehaw.
>>532432265WHEN???? BEFORE AUG 1???
>>532432382Ayo I kinda wanna pound my nigga Ryan's fat tits
>>532432509Why did you post a pic of the saudi open?
>>532431792>use rain dollnothin personnel
>>5324324713000 carats in 5 (five)
>>532432196It's a 1200m sprint bro, the stamina is about right
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Started playing this game a few hours ago and this retard decided to gain migraine on my last turn before the race, with almost no energy left
Should I take her to the Infirmary or get some rest?
Someone host another race
>Mejiro paying for Ryan thirst posts
shan't fall for their schemes
>>532431163I really doubt that she "does fine" in PvP with that little power and a B in Sprint. Good skills though, but the Maestro is overkill.
>>532432746Seiun Sky ruins this picture
I need to know: are the male horses canonically futas in this setting?
>>532432746I LOVE FIT WOMEN
>>532432059Activating 7 skills is really important in team trials. If you ever bothered to join the pvp rooms in the thread you would know that the winning uma is almost always the one with a shit load of stamina.
>>532432806What does it mean
>>532432746I would rape every single anon ITT until their anus prolapses just to catch a whiff of their smell
>>532432206she will cry but for another reason
>he thinks global will get the same handouts as JP
>>532432715energy doesn't affect race
>>532432715Energy has no effect on races, resting there gives you nothing. Just take her to the infirmary.
>he thinks reposting the same slop over and over makes him look cool
>servers shitting themselves again
>>532431512Whaling plus making useless builds that only give a high score, like going 1200 on Guts and Wit.
>Trying to train Top Gun for dirt mile since no Oguri or Taiki
holy shit KILL ME
holy shit king halo is the worst uma I've ever trained
>>532431740Not tsundere enough.
>>532432892Is she getting eaten out?
>>532432941>>532432991I must've read wrong, ty bros
Have they said anything yet about the game being extra laggy today?
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>>532431792>Those statslol. lmao
>>532432746I can smell this image
>>532433038Tongue bath time
>>532433058>still need her for my vacant sprint spot in pvp because I never rolled on the uma bannerOne man's trash is another man's treasure...
>>532432059The majority of that video talks about career mode, NOT PvP. It's incredible how this guy basically bricked thousands of trainers because they don't pay attention. He even shows an example uma with 500 wit and yet these retards still go out and make a 1200 wit shithorse that will lose against a B rank.
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locking in
for which hors should i jerk off today
There's no fucking content man! These events have been so ass...
>>532433284If you lead this failure to a title you deserve a crack at that puss
just finished my first proper race, not career, but race. Now I completely understand the appeal. Also I already got the horses I wanted is it fine if I splurge my remaining currency on cards? What's the strategy with the gacha?
connecting connecting connecting
>>532432059in team trials you want your Ace uma to have enough stamina to win so you can get the bonus the rest can be skill spammers or even a debuffer if you want to give it a try before chanmi
Failed horses are turn to Arbys meat
Game is unplayable right now. I better see gibs in my mail tomorrow.
>>532433342New scenarios every 6 months or so and in between are going to be champion meetings that people will spend weeks prepping for each time
>>532433402Wait until you realize that this game has genuinely great lore for the characters and that the anime is one of the best sports dramas out there.
>gold inspiration
>connection error return to title screen
>:(
>>532433342Brand New Friends won the award for shittiest event story and shittiest card.
>>532431814>>532431814I'll let you in on a secret:
Going over 500 WIT has extremely diminishing returns. It's easy to train WIT since you can do it on off turns and all that but going over 500 is pretty much the same thing as going over 350 Guts. Even if you had managed to get SS+ on both stats to get to S your uma would lose to lower ranked umas that are more minmaxed for PvP.
>b-but umamusume is WIT gameRight now it isn't. When we unlock different scenarios the stat ceilings for umas will go up and the builds that are needed to beat the scenarios will change, so will PvP builds. JP players are extremely detached from the current EN meta.
king halobros we fucking won
>looking at random local race programs
>stumble upon a granddaughter of Sunday Silence
Huh, interesting.
>>532431740This but replace cuter with uglier
>>532432625this is the way
is there a lot of connecting issue right now?
I do not care for Gold Ship
>>532433713many are saying this
>>532433713no it's just you hahaha
>>532433524Uma is top 3 sports anime next to Saki and Slam Dunk
>>53243371350 carats and shut up about it
>>532433713They're shutting off servers to prep for EoS next week.
>omg I've been doing 10 runs a day and now there's nothing to do!!!!
this is a gacha for salarymen not tryhards
>>532433805make it 150 and I'll like and repost the apologems tweet, intern-san
>>532433713>connecting>connecting>connectingnice game umatards
why is the game so fucking laggy today
I almost creamed my pants until I saw it was 1* speed
FIX YOUR GAME IT SUCKS PLAYING THIS SHIT AND IM FUCKING ADDICTED SO I CANT QUIT
this piece of shit game is so laggy
>need 70 stars from the event to get king halo's outfit
>need 80 for bakushin's
>need 140 to make taiki a 4 star
I don't fancy my chances especially when all my statues are going towards Oguri
>>532432127lol replies to that post says the contrary
>>53243371310000 monies soon
>>532433713EOS next week so they're downscaling to the free AWS tier.
I do not care for Agnes, and think she is overrated slop for the modern beta male audience.
>>532433773>Saki>sports animeIs there a joke I'm missing?
>>532433835>to prep for EoS next week.w-what is there to prep?
>>532428304>Fuck humans.Don't mind if I do
Even in Nikke, best girl is human
>>532431512Gutsmaxxing lets you boost 3 stats at once so it's the meta for chasing the highest possible score
I like watching them dance
You guys should play some Granblue in the downtime haha Cygenerous hands out free stuff all the time haha
>>532430524You level then for support bonus. Some of them have good, but tricky to get skills that you can use to try to get as sparks.
What can someone with high speed and wit but low power be used for
>no gibs
>someone pissed on the server
its over...
why are people using bad nature on long pvp when most of her debuff stuff is oriented for medium anyways?
>Do a run with El Condor Pasa a couple days ago to clear as many trophies as possible
>Had to abort halfway through because I got a Hot Spring Ticket
>Do a run with Taiki Shuttle today to spam the 30 races
>Had to abort because I got a Hot Spring Ticket
>>532433773>slam dunkOkay ojisan
>>532434126finishing career and high rank
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Cyjews are directly sabotaging their servers just so they can give an excuse to give apologems later and farm favor
Does winning the same G1 race twice on a career do anything for sparks?
>>532434126Showing off to anonymous users of a Mongolian basket-weaving forum
>>532434126thrown into a woodchipper and mashed into a fine paste for burger patties
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I want to start bringing a second stamina card instead of 2 wit cards. Apart from Creek which of these should I bring? This is all I got, the entirety of my luck went to getting 8 Sweeps and 6 Scarlets and 0 Kitasans.
Shouldn't El be part of Spica?
>>532434126getting max rank in team trials
>>532433284Godspeed
Get her to the top and then show her bitch mom what for
>>53243422750 gems incoming
>>532434035>doesheknow.jpg
>wah wah game slow wah wah server shityes we get it shut the fuck up holy fuck you guys are all autistic children that sound like a broken record. and in case 90% of the zoomer faggots here don't know what I mean, use google.
>>532428304>>532434035>Human
Wtf she doesnโt sound like Bocchi the rock at all
https://youtu.be/m_E4G5IdrrU?si=R6Yx0Wyip-kCBfwi
>>532433980Anon-sama.. that's her last name...
>>532434014Saki looks like it's an anime/manga about half naked girls but it just turns into a shounen sports anime especially if you watch Achiga Hen.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y6hogKehZE
>>532434275mcqueen is good once you get her to 2LB, mayano and manhattan cafe are both playable at 0LB
>tfw the quality of anime is almost equivalent to the competitiveness of their irl counterpart's era
Kitasan Black really was that strong huh. Not to mention the quality of her genes.
>>532434383>>532434313Heโs talking about Agnes Digital
>>532434086but they do? not sure if you're being sarcastic.
>>532433058I had a killer run with her yesterday
Won all the races and captured the arima kinen to get her moms approval
>>532434248her cat pupils (in non fanart) are kind of unsettling
is the tachyon wit card any good
>was happy to get my first 3* stam spark
>didnโt know you also had to farm g1โs
Itโs so fucking over, actually wasted
>>532434313I will never not laugh at this.
>>532433980Why are jungle pocketfags like this
Umas donโt have first aid last names, dumbasses
>>532434447go to fucking bed, you posters should be GONE by now
>>532434510really good for mediums
>>532434447>the younger the younger(zoomer) the uma, the worse the showhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>532434502>>532434086I tried getting into granblue but the fucking half second it takes to load ANY FUCKING PAGE annoys me to no end.
Some fags in /gbf/ years ago told me it was normal because I was connecting to a JP site after all but I'm pretty sure my shit shouldve been cached so I don't get it. They need to ping their server on every fucking action?
>>532434398Bocchi the horse when?
my favourite uma? mejiro, of course
>>532434384>>532434319>>532434196Wait does something happen to Syuen in Nikke? Im not caught up with the story yet
>>532433980imagine using a family guy image in modern year. deserves a ban
>>532434570>umas don't have first aid
>>532434562Why do junglepocketfags exist in the first place is the better question
>ugly>bad kind of tomboy >toxic personality >flat>smells >REEEEEEEs about Tachyon
>>532424802at least you went with the highest value purchase
my favourite uma? el, of course
>>532434746Mejiro who now?
>>532434760Imagine using zoomer language or image in THE modern year. that should be a rapable offense.
>>532434542really made me chuckle the first time I saw someone post it so I'll carry on the tradition
>>532434562Oi, tachyon's fine but she'd make a terrible girlfriend and needs to be domesticated
>>532434446That Top Gun card does look great. It has 2 unboxing skills, which continually screw my career goals. I'm not planning to roll supports until the Creek rerun so I'll try and remember about the 2LB McQueen.
FUWAMOCO STREAMING UMA MUSUME
BAU BAU
>>532434035no human would have an ass that big
i want to fuck uhhh... nice?
>>532434447what I'm gathering from this is that Taiki Shuttle is another example of America being better at everything
>>532434143Just stop taking americans to the hotsprings
>>532434398she's not bocchi though dumbass, she's kita the horse
>>532434658yeah, welcome to ancient japanese coding.
>>532424802That's how much I spent on Domino's last night and then shatted out this morning
For me, personally, it is Matikane
for me, it's Symboli and Sakura
>>532433980yeah Agnes is pretty annoying
Nobody likes idol stans in current year
>>532434810The what? The what, anon?
>>532434965el pene en tu boca
>>532434726>>532434196>>532434319Wait you guys were talking about my wife Tazuna?
no way she isn't human, what a fucking retarded and unnecessary twist if true I might file for divorce
>>532434746mine is Narita
I like it when the commentators yell AGNES TACHYON that's why I use her
>>532434658Some developers are really shit like that. I played the pokemon phone TCG thing and it also had a loading screen for every single fucking thing.
>>532434905>spent 42$ on low tier delivery pizzai just kinda feel sorry
>>532434764>she's cute>she's the good kind of tomboy>cute feisty personality >FLAT>SMELLS>accomplishes what tachyon could never do
>>532434810>the, of coursepray for this man he had a stroke
Watching uma MADs to hype max for the work day.
I usually do my daily run with Rice and today is the first day I've failed since I got The Great KB. This was truly a cursed run but we'll get it next time.
What's the build to go for for the upcoming legend races? Is it just build a sprinter with a ton of speed and powerm
AGNES digital TRUE LOVE unconditional
servers are getting ddos'd by chinese rerollers who got their accounts banned
source: i made it up
It's 4:30 in commiefornia time and all the wagies are 30 minutes from heading home while the servers fry in the intense summer heat.
It's over.
>>532435018I mean if she is secretly a horse then where is her tail?
>>532435018on the other hand this just proof that umas dominate the world and they are occupying positions of power all over the world
>>532434502they barely give stuff, games just been around for so long that oldfags accumulate
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i used to pray for times like these
>>532434398The Bourbon propaganda has worked. Iโm hooked. Sheโs smoking fucking hot.
>>532434905Ive spent at most 20 bucks on pizza, the fuck are you doing???
>>532435159It's actually retribution for tariffs from the japs.
AGODnes STRONGEST UNDEFEATEDchyon
>>532435131yes, just speed and power, don't worry about anything else
I really like this game, there's nothing comfier than watching midnightsumo in bed while doing a run.
>>532435065>>accomplishes what tachyon could never doBecause she had to retire due to her injury?
Can someone save me a spot in your club once you start purging inactives...
>>532435181>I mean if she is secretly a horse then where is her tail?I don't know, ask these guys
>>532434726 >>532434196 >>532434319I thought they were talking about Nikke at first
>hint
>4 friendships training
>32%
>right after debut
>fail
>practice poor
I don't like this game
>>532435156Based drainer. Fav Bladee album?
>>532435207is the amount of free stuff you get the only thing you care about when you choose a game to play?
god damn you guys are pathetic.
>>532434879>Only Sprint and Miles G1s
>>532434982>it lagged and I failed a 4% witI KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS CYGAMES
>>532435350only if you draw your fav uma in ms paint
How the FUCK do I force Kita to speed train me?
Is there a chart somewhere that shows the friendships of all the horses?
>>532435018>>532435369Once upon a time an uma got injured while racing and had to give up on her dreams...
Oh by the way did you know Tazuna will bug out when shipments of medical supplies for tracen are delayed because it could result in a girl getting a career ending injury?
Its also funny that Trainers umatism immediately triggers that one time he caught her running and he tried to become her trainer.
>>532435335Not really but I'm not going to spoil the plot of the movie in here, just watch it
>>532435018some anon that is already dead posted this
>>532427843
>>5324352653 people worth of food + island tax
*spits and claps and coos* momma! momma!!! gooโฆbaby hungy!!!
>>532435538So what, like 2 pizzas + tax?
Damn sorry dude
>>532435131why, Guts of course
>>532432792I got fucked over by mood downs and migraine, had to patch the speed in hope of getting 1.1k Wich left me with no time to bring strength to 600.
It was a cursed run but so far I'm surprised this mayano does alright in sprint.
Makes me want to consider debuff halo as a partner.
>>532427843>>532435461What a fucking bitch
How do I file for divorce without giving up my house and half of my fortune?
>>532435538>island taxDominos delivers to private islands now? Also I guess we found who will house the hors we're all going to pool in to buy.
>>532434447>Oguri Cap: 32 races>overworking the horse that born with bad legsPay for your sins, JRA
>>532435381I'm not really one, I just think of that song whenever someone mentions agnes digital.
Picrel is everything I've catalogued as cloud rap
>>532435181Shoved up her own ass.
>>532435404Imagine if uma wasn't a slot machine you corpo dick gargler. Gachas are objectively horrible game design. Since non whales don't have small things between their legs that require e-peen enhancements - we tolerate the cancer cuz cute umas
HOLY FUCK DO THESE CHINKS NOT REALIZE THEIR GAME IS UNPLAYABLE
Is this skill any good? I don't see how it's supposed to activate late-race in a mile and still get you a win somehow
Working on building up her stamina
>>532434447Holy, Tei was that busted?
Tazuna is 100% an umamusume and there are multiple hints suggesting so in her recreation dates
Im 90% sure Akikawa is an umamusume but i dont have any proof... YET
>>532435972it's for late and end umas bro, why do you think Vodka has it
>>532435939gacha games have melted your brain.
>>532435726Debuffing in Sprint is usually not worth it because even the retards get way above the stamina threshold on that distance. It's a pretty safe bet on Medium and Long though.
>>532435972could be good on a mile late surger (if there are any)
>>532435939maybe stop being a poor banana picker and get a real job
>>532435856Good taste. Not that into Yung Lean's stuff but I respect it.
>t-shirts buddensBased
>>532435974Ai-chan don't like losing brother. You're gonna regret it when she gets up and uses it on (you).
>>532436081Iโll look into that after I finish her after race inspection
This bitch fucking sucks. I don't really have a good forth speed card and cafe gives good skills, but maybe a silence suzuka would be good to add on just for more speed. Wasted four clocks trying to get this bit to work over two runs and she fucked up and can't win any G1s.
>>532436203>vandalized OP
>>532435428I'm waiting for the invitation
>>532436203there's 200 posts left...
>>532436135Gonna try it at some point just to test it, but you may be right.
It's just another excuse to do more king halo runs.
>>532436325who are these umas?
Did they fix the servers?
Horses are god's cruel joke. A stupidly strong animal whos main defence is running away really fast or bucking things behind them. Also needs to be put down 90% of the time when they injure their pencil twig legs because poor blood circulation kills them anyways.
How is it even possible for umas to suffer even a fraction of what real horses gp through?
>>532436203TOO FUCKING EARLY
>>532436203>butchered to hell OPbased schizo troll shitting up the general
>>532436129nta but how is someone complaning about gacha mechanics, somehow, has a "melted brained"?
Gacha mechanics are fucking awful, most people play these games because of the quality despite all the shitty microtransactions.
ugh tired of waiting for curren
>>532436203falseflag shit
>>532436362post count doesnt matter newcutie, its the page number that counts
people should have the minimum decency to wait until page 9 to bake a new one in order to not shit up the catalog, not that all those reddit newcomers give a shit
>>532436432No they lag like 5 seconds after ever decision scene.
>>532436325Oh no... It's a shame anon tied all of his limbs and threw himself over a bridge.. he was so young
>>532436432no lmao
it's worse
>>532436170whale cope is one of the most embarrassing flexes ever. I've got copious 'muh disposable income' - doesn't mean im gonna give cyjew any of it
>>532436203>edited opyeah this one goes to trolling
>>532435974Bwo... The ads...
>>532436460Basically every mammal dies from a broken bone other than humans anon
>>532436208This is the only career I've done with her since I wanted to do all the stories. No idea what your sparks look like but that seems like an excessive amout of stamina. 3 speed was enough, even with the welfare Teio card.
vandalized OP and newfaggots will still post in it because they're tourists. seriously just kill yourself you won't be playing this game in a year anyway
>>532436508what i mean is their brains are so fried by playing gacha games and getting handouts that they don't realize how much fucking VIDEOGAMES they're getting for literally nothing.
the quality you all enjoy wouldn't exist without the abuse of gambling addicts.
>butthurt reddit nigger linking to the JP thread everywhereat least hes being honest about being a seanigger
>>532436726one can only hope that these faggots will be gone in a month
>>532436517we always bake at 1000 even if its not page 9 or whatever, It literally doesn't matter
>>532434447>American Horses on the left side mogging the fuck of the rest of the HorsesMan, Sunday Silence's genetics really saved Japan's horses huh?
>>532437029youre not very bright are you
>>532436634There's nothing explicit in that image
>>532436771oh no no no no no
>>532436557>i have plenty of disposable income!>will literally shit and piss himself in public on a chinese basketweaving forum in the off chance someone that works at cygames sees it and gives everyone 5 dollars of in-game currencywhich is it? you can't be both.
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>532424710The regulations make F1 lame and gay. Let my engies be free with their designs.
>>532436779bro if anyones brain is fried by gacha, its you, holy shit. Cygames made an excellent game in GBFR but it "only" sold 2mil! and they dropped it. They are greedy as fuck. Doubt i can explain how mindbroken you are
>>532436771>proper thread deleted>VERY obvious troll thread stays up BECAUSE IT WAS THERE EARLIER HUR XDfucking love jannies and their brain dead behavior, it's incredibly high IQ stuff!
>>532437368A mod doesn't have to know the drama of every single thread in the schizoboard.
the next thread should be #970 by the way because this thread went back a number by the shitposter
>>532431630but if i dont rest and get 5 energy gain from wit i'll miss a triple rainbow??
>>532437238pretty sure you're merging multiple anons but hope you're at least getting paid in giftcards to defend a live service game unironically
>>532434447Rice Shitter ruined everything
>>532434447My Queen Maruzensky would be there if he had been allowed to compete in the triple crown.
>>532437427Literally their problem, not ours. It's their job to moderate this shit hole. THEY DECIDED TO TAKE THE JOB! So now it's their responsibility to keep shit in check to a degree, or at the very fucking least to try and engage with the community and see what the fuck is up.
Yes, I'm dead fucking serious about this, it's common fucking shit if you ask me, this used to work just fine in the 00s.
>>532438142You're having a melty over text in the OP that not only will be reverted next thread but also was chosen by the posters themselves as you can see most people migrated already.
Almost no one reads the OP and even less people care about what's there or not.
>>5324349825000 Compensation carats tomorrow from cygenerous.
>>532437352i'm not defending the business practice, just being realistic that the thing you enjoy doesn't exist for free.
i play gacha games completely f2p and understand that i'm not meant to get everything i want without paying. is paying money for these games a stupid idea? yes. is it greedy? absolutely. but i'm not going to screech all day on the internet over not getting what i want.
you can pretend the game would be so much better without the gacha mechanics but the game just would not exist if it didn't have it. you'd have the base 15 horses the game launched with and then it would have stopped getting updated after everyone was done beating the game with all of them one time.
as a f2p player you're just along for the ride and if you don't understand that you are simply stupid; a beggar cannot be a chooser. be happy with what you have or you will be miserable for your entire life.
>Straight forward, simple and easy to understand criticism
>HAHAH WOW YOURE HAVING A MELTY XDD
This is why I don't ever argue with zoomer, it's impossible to win against these absolute monkeys. Unironically end yourself, seanigger. Faggots like you are a HUGE part of the problem and why humanity is going to shit. Go and read a book for once or something, learn to properly discuss a matter without sounding like a chimpanzee.
>>532438540You're having the textbook definition of a melty.
>>532436692I'll try your build then, but my Daiwa is LB2... But the sparks on mine are 9* Speed and 3* Power, so she has no excuse imo.
second try at a non splitfaggot thread
>>532438915>>532438915>>532438915
>>532439092Hopefully it works, otherwise it seems the jannies are forcing a permasplit.
>>532422970>>532423328I like how you yuriniggers ignore how trainersexual opera is
>>532439145ehh, they're probably just being retarded, someone is just going to have to make the next thread earlier than the SEAfaggot if it doesn't work
>>532439092good luck, i didn't want to get nuked from orbit so i didn't try to push it
>>532439756still up but it seems like people haven't noticed it
>>5324339751000 monies and 50 carats for the filthy gaijin
someone go to fucking irc and tell the mods to ban imagen already
>>532437620Just more proof this comic is evergreen.
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