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-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game
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I really really really want to fuck a Pippins
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maybe eating a whole bag of cookies and six loafs of bread and an overly spicy extra large cup of ramen noodles and a whole can of tuna and downing it all down with four sugary teas and a pepsi bottle before also eating four schnitzels finishing it off with a piece of spongecake and two tangerines wasn't one of my smartest ideas
Remember don't hurt gym teacher feelings, it's a real hard job jogging in place and diddling kids!
Fact:
The Jitterbug Incident happened and was as bad as it was because all four people involved are autistic
>>532555617Kris stfu and put on the collar
Marry Krismas...
It's not going to happen is it... We'll just drift apart again....
i wish we could get papyrus addicted to meth
not because i dislike papyrus, just so we can fuck over sans
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How can Kris cope with their new life?
Causing the roaring so Sans runs away in undertale
>>532555918>lose your eldest daughter>stop loving your youngest daughter
Guys theyโre crucifying Ramb today
>>532556169it kills me inside that they're most likely not going to get a happy ending together
>>532556304Good, fucking cunt deserved it.
>>532556336at least some copies of them ascended into this reality to live rent free in people's heads
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new priscilla drop
hi guys
>>532556336wrong, in the equivalent of the undertale post-asriel fight pacifist backtracking scenario you will get to use a purified dark crystal to see directly at the darkworld version of hometown, spamton is gonna be at mettaton's house doing the jitterbug with tenna
It is my schizotheory that King is specifically supposed to reflect Kris and that King sulking in his jail cell while everybody else has fun in Castle Town is a part of that
>Jevil was just the jester and he's that strong
>Seam was the MAGICIAN
he'll be the best schizo boss ever
>>532555809toriel went hyper mode
Toriel throwing Kris out of the house for getting pregnant!
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Not leaving my little buddy behind even if he likes to have a tantrum and throw me in a cage
>>532556304No one will shed a tear for him. Inside, he was probably banned from 4chan already.
>>532556706She wouldnโt do that
Kris throwing Toriel out of the house for getting pregnant!
>>532556761>they petrified every single ramb irl
kiddo, wanna hear a joke?
asgore
>>532556571>To my people, I am a hero...to you? I'M THE BAD GUY!!!yeah this is some edgy chuuni shit i could see kris saying
>>532556706but who was sperm??
>pic related is how I found out hulk hogan died
>>532556504i need a real good ending. i need to see them strolling together with the pipis in a baby carriage. i need to see them renew their vows.
>>532556551my hope has faded
>>532556526cute and i like the way you draw kris
>>532555351>replaying chapter 3>get to that part where you use the camera to pay pennies for lancer>take picture of pippin shopkeeper>get horny Every time i think i hit rock bottom i seek a little deeper
>>532556761disgusting vile beast flapping its sagging udders all over the place. spay it now
>>532556618Hot legs would cum on
>>532556841If love wins than how come I'm not able to shower fave in love right now?
With the UK being cut off does this mean that one anons dream was actually prophetic all along? God damn.
NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO RAMB
I ALREADY KIDNAPPED HIM IN MY LUGGAGE AND DRAGGED HIM OVER TO THE US OF A
WHICH MEANS HE'S ALSO GOT FREEDOM(as long as he has money)
If you could create a dark world, knowing full well you could and likely will die inside it from being attacked by the darkners it creates, would you do it?
>>532557228Are they cut off already? Like, are they genuinely no longer able to access 4chan at all?
>>532557228Its not real, I've checked the site, no such announcement has been made.
>>532557228holy shit you're right
>Snowgrave changes "mice are cute" to "you don't scare me"
>>532557335I'm britbong and still here, it's not 12 yet if that is the supposed deadline.
>>532557348Not gonna lie. Noelle getting agitated around the mouse babysitter cracked me up
>>532556761this image is cute but that couch has to be strong as fuck to not collapse under their collective weight
>>532556829But sans never says kiddo
>>532557335I don't believe they will be unable to access it, unless the UK specifically begins blocking access to it continent-wide. Since these forums are mongolian (read: not UK) in origin, they can't really tell them to stop offering service to another region.
>>532557508another one for the filter
Gaster, please don't ban us from deltarune
Crying in the club right now thinking about my fallen British comrades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrU3ETli--o
>>532557545Dess was also on the list
MIKE-KU~N!
isSHOW ni ganbarimasu!
>>532556772I like carol holiday
I want a new protagonist. The one I got was defective.
Would you still love Tenna if he was worm?
>>532557001>picImagine the smell at the pippins office...
>>532556961Same lol, and I saw it posted here first. I didnโt even realize it was actually referring to his death until later and thought it was just a weird joke
>>532556064Time for him to start pranking that shithead.
Kris got raped in a room in-between
Which outfit would you choose for Noelle if you had control over her in the weird run?
>>532557685I want to eat her out after she's done riding several shotas
>>532558127Robot Outfit LMAO
>>532557685She wasnโt. She only ever touched Kris.
>>532557926There is not a single universe where I don't love Tenna
>>532555771kralseifags copy even the noelle obsession with susie's tail
lmao
>>532558127Take the angel wings but don't wear them
The room in-between is a reference to the fact that Kris was SA'd on an alley
>>532557969Iโll be honest. I donโt associate pippins with any particular smell
>>532556064Dollars to donuts it will turn out that the pancakes were in the fridge and Kris was just being a bitch about not getting a sleepover with the girl whose friendship they're abusing for the Knight's sake
Did Dess peel Kris' foreskin back the first time they did it or is that thang still closed up?
I see the occasional xwitter posts of people shipping Player x Kris and I think "wait how can you just post that without worrying you'll get cancelled for liking teenagers" but then I check their profiles and everytime, they're underage. Then I feel old...
fat tenna hugging you and mashing you between his four chunky arms and wobbly belly...
>>532557508>>532557805Forced meme. That wasn't even me btw
You should kill yourself before Mayor Holiday does it herself
>Ralsie turns into fluff when down.
Crazy to know Ralsie is Kris' bellybutton lint.
>>532558565>that fatass not eating everything he gets his hands onBe real.
>>532558884You're still defending incest groomer shit
>>532558895That's even more fucked up bro
>>532559091would you say it'd be more or less fucked up if asriel did it
>>532559045WAITER, WAITER
MORE BUZZWORDS PLEASE
>>532559045>groomerSir this is a venzuelan knitting forum. Everyone is a groomer here. Kris talked Asriel into fucking his tight hole and trying to impregnate him despite them both being boys
>>532557001based.
I've replayed chapter 3 multiple times just to see the pippins again because they're hot.
>>532557969>hot stuffy room full of sweaty pippins smellgod I need to be in there.
>>532559257John "dezz nutz" Deltarune? Surprised you haven't met him yet. Guess you missed him and will have to wait for chapter 7 to say hi to him
who up blasting they gaster
>>532559346hnghhh fake incest mpreg...
>>532555351Me too, they're fuckably cute even if some are assholes
>>532559218I'd say it's hotter
Good thing people can make a dark fountain outdoors strong enough to combat the grand light fountain(the sun)so we are safe from an outdoors darkworld. No one's determined enough to out macht he power of the sun
>>532559346I hope Asriel yelled GET PREGNANT lots
>>532558768You can also put "all characters depicted are 18+" in your bio works every time
>>532555918this guy uploaded a few drawings today of multiple DR characters
>>532560091But 18+ isn't hot anon
>>532558132>>532558241One of you, albeit at a pretty low chance, is actually Omocat
Making chocolate lava cookies for me and Asgore to eat while we watch The Day After Tomorrow, going to the gym and """spotting""" for Asgore while he bench presses like five tons (more like ogling him while he flexes his muscles since there's no way I'd ever be able to lift that), sitting knee-deep on the shore of a lake with Asgore while we talk about our plans for the next few weeks as I clasp his hand securely in mine and the sun draws down past the water
Not even Ralsei can make Asriel impregnating someone
>>532560056the festival will take place at night
the audience always asks "how fat is Tenna?" but when will they ask "how IS fat Tenna?"
>>532560492This is what you get for combining your soul with a girl who's way stronger than you especially when her plan was to fuck a whole village
Schizothepry:
The knight is Dess AND Carol, either together in one place or they take turns.
>>532560697>how IS fat Tenna?Stuck streaming his mukbang channel in his bedroom until the construction crew can demolish the doorway he outgrew
https://bsky.app/profile/undertale.wiki/post/3luqgztnyyc2g
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>theme uses the same naming scheme as the weird route and egg room tracks
Genuinely what the FUCK did Carol mean by this
>>532561207Should a wiki be this unprofessional?
>>532561207Thanks for telling me not to ever trust that wiki again. Now we know who really runs it.
I need someone with better editing prowess than me to edit Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione to have the freedom motif
>>532561294d.ogg is also a sinister version of the Raise Up Your Bat intro
Also isn't the egg room track man.ogg
>>532561207The power of autism
>>532561294The song that plays before you fight Berdly in weird route is "D"
Carol shows up and her song is "C"
I have to wonder if those are even going to spell anything out in the end, since there's W and a few others.
>>532561363>>532561483I'm sorry that you're finding out you're traitors for playing the game like this
>>532561809shouldn't have drank that roofied soda, now he's boipregnant!
>>532560091>works every timeYou'd fucking think so wouldn't you...
>>532560475Okay anon, hear me out. Skyrim Together or Morrowind Multiplayer, imagine being co-op with Gorey in those worlds. Might take a bit for him to get familiar with the mechanics but I have a feeling that once it clicks in only kino awaits as you two are immersed in the worlds.
>>532561207>"But, perhaps, Deltarune Wiki, you didn't consider that the use of "their" in the patch notes was actually confirmation that Kris' church clothes instead belonged to an as of yet unseen character whose pronouns are not yet confirmed.">"Thusly, Kris' pronouns are still unconfirmed."
Yet another Spamtenna AMV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd2Nrm4T9to
Toby put something in the waters to give the shippers so much brainrot, me included.
>>532561156>Tenna streaming using a skinny virtual cartoon version of himself (Queen and Swatch gave it to him and Mike set it up)>fucks the settings up with his fat boomer fingers while streaming the newest Legend of Tenna build>accidentally puts his actual wide-screen face and body on full screen>"Mike" gets distracted for a good few seconds before trying to fix the stream>Tenna panics when he strains his neck to read the chat monitor and tries to reach past his belly to switch to the "Technical Difficulties" screen>someone keeps donating money to the stream just to have the Text-to-Speech (Queen when she's bored) call Tenna a fatty>the Pippins moderators keep banning the spam accounts>but the donations cost so much Tenna doesn't want to shut them off and lose out
This image actually made me upset when I saw it. She looks so fucking sad. I feel bad looking at it.
>>532560202A Susie with that design must have a dick with real STANK to it
>>532562369carol did that when she came out as lesbian
>>532562369THEY TOOK MY NIGGETTE'S HAIR
CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN HOMETOWN
>>532562034>Berdly is a tard who chose the axe over the masque Makes... sense?
>>532562369I canโt believe Kris put an enormous wad of gum in Noelleโs hair, the little bastard
>>532562369this is hilarious but there is also a 90% chance this is fetish art
>>532562038I haven't been this obsessed with a ship in like 16 years. It's like I'm reliving my teenage years.
>>532562685it isn't, it's an april fools post from the person that makes the "fluffy hair" noelle portraits
Oh Deltarune is also gonna have an ending photo that gets altered if you do the weird route, isn't it
>>532561604w.ogg - water/waves/wingding
d.ogg - DECEMBER
ma.ogg - mantle
c.ogg - carol
>>532562563>>Face doen't fit the mask>>Axe is similar to a halberd>Anon's an idiot
>>532562685Every "unconventional" piece of fan art is a fetish thing to you fuckers.
i think carol would get irrationally angry over people saying "happy holidays".
however she would also probably roll her eyes if you tried to talk to her about jesus.
santa claus is her only true messiah.
>>532562512Why don't any of the other characters have citations for their pronouns?
>>532563042she would behead you on the spot if you said he wasn't real
she doesn't even buy presents for her kids it's just been asgore this whole time
>>532562936It's actually called carol_appeared.ogg in the files, not C.
>>532563325because the attention seekers run the wiki.
so is Dess going to have black hair and pale fur
would make her look like a creepy ghost girl very easily
>>532559367Imagine dropping by the office from time to time to help (smell) them out and giving them drinks or snacks so they don't feel as miserable anymore
Imaging massaging a stressed pippins as they work and feeling them progressively relax as you massage their tense muscles
Imagine staying around nearby and offering to give all the pippins 'stress relief' once their hell shift is over...
>>532563624what happened to rudy?
>>532563785every sex post is the same
KRIS IS A WOMAN.
WITH A WHOLE ASS PUSSY.
>>532562512these pronouns are Pissing me off...
I'm the original
starwoker
>>532563624Do you think college Carol just kabedon'd Rudy and said that they were a couple now and that's how the two got married?
>>532562369she inherited the cancer...
>>532564031>ASS PUSSYThat doesnt seem right
Pussy shouldnt be in the ass
>>532564031Who gets the Krussy first?
You just know he's high tier sexyman status when they're doing "I Can't Decide" animations.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DNXItEZi5-k
Where is whiteboard poster...
>>532564287Ralsei's futa cock
I found more BBW Tenna if anyone wants to see, not a massive gal but it would make a fine addition to a folder regardless
>>532564291Just the indication that there's constant r63 art means an elevated status
do you guys think that it is possible for goat boys like Ralsei to incite homolust in straight people? can we turn them gay using goat boys?
>>532562882it'd be funny if Rouxls Kaard becomes a party member in the weird route due to you being the baddest bitch
>>532564291he's so perfect.
also there's 486 spamtenna fics on ao3 now
>>532564105Carol is actually 10+ years older than Rudy
>>532561604okay we have
W(hatever)
D(ecember)
C(arol)
>>532560056>>532560576Also it's being made by a literal Black Shard.
It won't just be a outdoor dark world it's gonna be The Roaring
>>532564287>THE KRUSSY KRAB PUZZY IS THE PUZZY FOR YOU AND ME! Saying krussy made me think that.
>>532564319Tenna got me into vore.
>>532561996That could be fun, I wonder if he'd rather play Nord to be a big and strong blonde warrior or a Khajiit because of the fur? Playing a wizard and casting buff spells on him while he pokes stuff with spears sounds kino, as you say.
>>532562240>This post of all fucking things was the confirm the government didn't block it yetThanks fat tenna
>>532562936>w.ogg - water/waves/wingdingwind?
winter?
>>532560062Until the ghosts came over to complain
>>532563325They actually do, at least the minor npcs page does
>>532557001>Average Pippins work conditions/expectations>Meanwhile, Battat and Fujo during company time
>>532564513He turned me gay AND stole my money!
>>532564491Share please
>>532564481>Spamton, Jevil and the cactus>multiple versions of charactersGet King and Tenna's fat asses the FUCK out to the beach, they are NOT escaping bikini time and neither are the other Dark World mooks
>>532561207People are gonna fucking snap when the "Kris is the second hero" twist gets revealed. People will get hurt.
>>532564513imagine if everyone was bi
what a peaceful world that'd be
>>532564995Hope you haven't seen it before
Read a great fic today. Very well written and cute.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66725410/chapters/172160950
>>532564909I want to fuck him while she's pinning him down
And then "accidentally" slip it into her just as I'm about to blow
>>532565109Aunt tenna is for...
Ralsei seems like he's intentionally hiding a LOT of info from us and I feel like a big conflict in the future is someone getting seriously hurt because of it and Ralsei having to face consequences for it
>>532564569Where are you getting the extra 20 fics from?
Either way I feel like it's already an assured victory, SPAMTON/TENNA IS THE MOST POPULAR SPAMTON SHIP
AND IN A FEW DAYS IT WILL BE THE THIRD MOST POPULAR DELTARUNE SHIP ON AO3
>>532564481Wouldn't that get uncomfortable for Shyren's agent?
>>532564481Whereโs Alphys???
>>532565210then she gets a terrible infection from you going ass to pussy
good job
>>532565049If Toby Fox makes Kris female, the entire fandom will genuinely implode overnight. It will turn into an all out war. Toby Fox will receive hundreds of death threats within that timespan.
There is absolutely no way he would do it.
>>532565312the middle of the image....
>>532565151>P... please don't rape me...
>>532565451All he has to do is imply Kris would like to be non-binary but prophecy won't let her. Then it will be based comment on society or something.
>>532565210She's gonna be a little confused but won't complain and Battat will probably be grumpy if you didn't help him finish by then
>>532564481who is that between dess and catty
why she got her gock out
>>532565350And then it spreads to other Pippins
Heh
JUST
AS
PLANNED
>>532561207They'd as in Kris's church wear?
>>532563624hey guys let's all be properly upscaled and not tell Rudy
>>532565451Which sucks because I can't see any other way to interpret the information we got. Last minute rewrites to avoid backlash always instantly sucks the soul out of a story in a way that's supr obvious to everyone. Like massive scare tissue left by a rushed surgery.
>>532565613If he admits to Kris intending to be non-binary, he will get attacked for pushing DEI. If he admits Kris is female, the pronoun crowd will go feral. He's dug himself into a hole that there's no getting out of without bloodshed, unless he doesn't do anything at all. So he won't.
>>532565715the surgeries have been trying to sharpen him but he's just getting crispier
can i say something schizophrenic
Will the Weird Route in the next chapters break the game as far to accomplish something like this?
>>532563939>>532565715Thats why he's in the hospital, he has pixelation disease
>>532565753i CAN'T with these faces man i'm gonna
>>532565109I may have, but I do not mind seeing her again humina HUMINA
>>532564324Just check the previous thread? Itโs not that hard
>>532565798he should confirm kris as nonbinary just so people are forced to stop coping that the blm donating homosuck tumblr poster that puts queers in all his games is actually a secretly based anti-woke chuddie and they have to admit that they enjoy a game made by a left wing person
to be Kris is tragic
he either leads a celibate existence because there are no other humans around or indulges in bestiality to not die alone
>>532565798The proportion of people who would get mad at Kris the real non-binary is miniscule and have bad publicity because they can't shut the fuck up. if I were him I'd piss them off instead of the others
>>532563939early stages of gonerfication
>>532565749I don't see how you came to the conclusion that there's "no other way" to interpret it. It's not even a common belief that Kris is the second hero. Long hair to her back, a sword, and what looks like a robe is clearly Noelle. Keep in mind that reindeer can lose their antlers, and that's liable to occur soon considering it's vaguely halloween/christmas time in deltarune.
>>532565049>People will get hurt.And I will laugh
>>532566141We know full fucking well he'd be celibate without us regardless
>>532566094Just like they acknowledge noelle and undyne are exclusively lesbos? snort some death of the author cocaine, you'll live longer
Reminder that even if you don't think Spamtenna is real, Spamton still admits to doing physically gay shit as a business opportunity.
He reads MLM as men-loving-men, that's the joke. The joke is that he's gay-
>>532562882I commend the research that went into making this anon, goddamn. you actually connected the debug text, good job.
>>532566141Please, Noelle, don't be so crass. It's called "inter-species erotica."
>>532563785Heaven is getting to be the guy that volunteers to suck like 30 different sweaty musky Pippins off after work.
>>532565894no indie will ever top Coronation Day, Sonic.exe and Slenderman
>>532566306>he'd be celibate without us regardlessNo, he's good at flirting so he could pull almost anyone if he wanted to, whether he would WANT to not be celibate is the question
>>532566094Holy buzzword gumbo. Are you even capable of holding a normal conversation?
>>532566165The problem is the intent was clearly ambiguity and he can't even say "actually I left the gender open-ended for people to headcanon" without them going insane and seeing it as an attack on their "non-binary" identity. I do not wish Toby Fox's fanbase on anyone.
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>thinking that the prophecy pictures are 100% accurate depictions of what they're talking about
lol
>>532561809Consensually Kriselle is the only good ending.
>>532566389This was from that one kralsei artist, anyway i do like the take on it https://xcancel.com/Honkadoi/status/1948343840613556277
>>532566372He's [buy]sexual
>>532560328Kress aftercare is very cute
>>532566372you can't do that twitter hyphen shit here they're going to eat you alive
do love that gay email though
>>532566457>Comparing Sonic.exe to Slenderman and Coronation Day
>>532564481DAYUM
Mrs Holiday looks like THAT?
>>532566510Kris is volcel because she is in a suicide pact with dess or some shit
>>532555706why is covering noelle in tar so fucking funny?
>>532566091Flowey states the world is kill or be killed. He is right rbut not in the way he means.
In the real world organisms must have at least killed and consume another creature so to gain energy. Sure organisms might group up together, but these groups would also often target and kill other groups.
For example in the wild, if an animal hasnt killed another animal or plant or etc, then they are guaranteed to die. Either be it by hunger or being targeted by another animal, due to their weakened state.
Even civilization cant escape this. Humans rely on mechanized butchers or industrial farms to raise and kill off plants so humans could survive. Basically killing through proxy.
So in a sense flowey was right but not in his weird edgy psuedo philosphy sense. Flowey was right in the sense that the foundation of life is kill or be killed. If an animal refuses to kill, they will die. Be it indirect or direct.
>>532566372There's nothing gay about having sex with men for money. That's just called being an opportunist.
>>532566252The fact that noelle still has her antlers is proof that the prophecy was broken because the adventure started before noelle shed her antlers, the inferno of jealousy adds onto this because if the deltarune adventure was supposed to happen at a later date then toriel wouldve already been deep into a relationship with sans, thus, it happening earlier opens up the possibility of asgore getting a happy ending since theres now a chance for us to stop toriel from ending up with sans, just like how we stopped tenna from dying (the original prophecy showed him getting his head sliced in half, theres no way he'd recover from that going by the og prophecy's rules)
>>532566252See how many hoops you have to jump through to try to prove your point? Watch how many I have to jump through to prove mine.
Girl has sword. Kris has sword.
Done, see? Now put a gun to my head and force me to add a second bit of information and I'll point out that The Vessel was clearly supposed to be the cage before Kris swapped into that role. And I'll even add the subtle hint that is the Princess Ribbon having gloves that only fit Kris. But all that is unnecessary when all you need is "Sword=Sword " all else is cope and overthinking
>>532555706since the deer kids are half human do you think they have weird bald skin
>>532564481Imagine the smell...
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>>532566252>Long hairAnyone can grow their hair out
>SwordKris has a sword and can equip girly shit like the princess gloves. Non implemented content does not count and is not canon.
>Love will find its way to the girl.Kris is the only character who gets an explicit love reference. Not Susie, not Noelle, not Dess. Kris.
>B-buh IRL animal biologyTheyโre monsters and cartoons and also not fucking real. Cope
>>532561363If theyโre on bluesky, theyโre retarded and unprofessional by default.
>>532566669Spamton is really kinky
>>532566094Never. There aren't any queers in his games.
He is based like us.
>>532566672like it or not, Sonic.exe is to creepypastas what Yume Nikki was to rpgmaker games
>>532566820What about slurping up all the cum with his proboscis nose and mouth and licking his lips before burping out bubbles of cum and patting his full, cum-stuffed belly and pipis womb?
>>532566921Noelle can equip the Jingle Blade
>>532566521your gender open-ended for Kris to headcanon
>>532564481>put in emo azzy and TWO desses>but not a single protagWHERE are my bikini kris & susie i DEMAND it
>>532564914sorry that happened.
>>532565089people would just find a different reason to hate each other.
>>532566521Toby isn't retarded, he's had over (too fucking many) years since chapter 1 to tell the fan base to not get invested in a gender headcanon. If he hasn't, he's either not going to disprove it, or he deserves anything he gets
>>532567114They went scuba diving to find Onion-san
>>532565852i already have
>>532566372can you explain the thought process behind ending your post with a hyphen? because i have seen this in several places and no one has ever offered a satisfactory explanation as to why people do it. it's truly vexing.
>>532567114erm they are minors, sweaty...
>>532566921>>532566978You two both sound absolutely deranged and I refuse to have a conversation with either of you because it's clear that you're arguing in bad faith. Go make out somewhere else.
>>532566306chances are OG no-soul Kris finds all the monsters living in his village ugly
that's why he's so depressed all the time. no actual humans he can talk to, he lives inside a circus
/utg/ is obsessed with gender discussions as kris is with dess
>>532566919Thatโs Kan of Koke
this is also how Kris got adopted btw
>>532565451Why do you think Toby cares what you autists think after taking a trip on Andrew Hussieโs Wild Ride? His weak point is how receptive people are to his funnymen. Beyond that heโs shameless
>>532567032See? You have to dive into obscure unused and unimplemented code. I simply have to point at the screen of the actual game.
The simplest path is almost always the most correct.
>>532567158>Different reasonYeah, everyone would just hate each other based on their physique
Oh wait
>>532567028I guess that would be a little gay of him, yeah.
>>532567235How do you know they arenโt in Senior year?
>>532567262No, I want them to stay so I can watch them make out
>>532567235the pipis are literal eggs, i don't think you can get much more minor than that
>>532567225It's supposed to be like the sentence rises on enthusiasm as you get through it and then you get cutoff halfway through at the important part
Idk why, probably the same thing as valley girls phrasing a normal statement as a question
Captcha: P00rn
>>532564481here: so you can make sprites off of this.
>>532566252>>532566978I really can't see Toby explicitly gendering Kris.
>>532567392>gee i wonder why someone wouldn't want to provoke the crowd known for lacing cupcakes with glass and cookies with needles
>>532566817my schizophrenia was ignored
(tho makes sense I posted something like this before)
>>532567235I was 18 & 19 junior to senior year of HS
>>532567291deltarune discussions, no matter where, usually eventually turn into kris gender discussions
>>532566094The problem is that no one is born nonbinary. There were always at least 12 or so years where they were one of the real genders.
>>532567235Actually, the age of consent in Massachusetts, where Hometown is implied to be, is 16. Therefore itโs highly likely that everyone in Krisโ class could consent to sex.
Pippinses lacing Tenna's cookies with needles and cupcakes with glass but he just eats them and pats his big belly and thanks his employees for the crunchy snack
This is the worst ship to develop an obsession for. It's going to be years before we get any hope of payoff and there's a decent chance it won't even be a happy ending. I don't know how I'm going to stay sane until we get a proper ending for them.
I like the way Toby does representation because it's not overly preachy and the characters have fleshed out personalities first before they're lgbt.
I have no problem with lgbt I just don't like being vilified for being indifferent, the fact that they exist is of no issue to me.
I will never understand going out of your way to hate queers, I just think it's annoying when twittards get uppity and guilt trip others for not caring "enough".
So yeah, "both sides" are equally annoying because they don't shut the fuck up, and expect me to care about things that don't affect me personally. Fuck off.
>>532567262The evidence is clear, watertight, and perceivable to people who donโt fall for obvious red herrings. Without love it cannot be seen, faggot
>>532567645To be fair, this is at least relevant to the lore. That's a step up from pronoun discussion
>>532567040Let him have his headcanon. Not like I'm gonna tell him.
>>532567760"all queers should die" and "queers should allowed to live" are equally annoying, got it
reminder that the Nerd Deer was built for BSC
>>532567743just read so so so so much fanfiction and listen to songs that remind you of them and draw stupid pictures and think about them so much that you have dreams about them at night like a normal person, anon
>>532567743Payoff? Payout?? I ain't getting either ! - Spamton from his dumpster
>>532560492I wish I was a gynecologist as cool as Ralsei
>>532567568Toby has transitioned to JP dev. Stinky westerners can eat all the glass they want.
>>532567778>Without love it cannot be seen, Am I gonna have to read Umineko. Deltarune fans keep referencing it.
The vessel is clearly minor coded, it is shaped like Kris, it is actually SHORTER than kris, it wears a striped sweaters (Kids wear striped sweaters, teens are just bigger kids)
Thus, the vessel is likely a mockery of a teen human.
However, the player/soul can be an adult, the person controlling the vessel may be above age.
Who should the vessel be shipped with? Kids or adults? It is physically a kid but mentally/spiritually it is an adult.
>>532567568im sorry, what
>>532567568Placating to faggots like that and allowing them to fester in your fandom is objectively worse. A Spamton tranny just got Save A Fox to kill herself recently, and I doubt thatโll be the last time something like that happens.
>>532567630I was 16 when I graduated HS therefore your argument is invalid haha get screwed I win
>>532567941Read Umineko (very long) or at least watch Utena (very short in comparison) to get the rose bride reference Toby self censored due to gamer rape autism
>>532560492i just went to a gyno for the first time in like 10 years last week. it was the most action my coochie has seen in years
i wouldn't like ralsei doing it i'd be concerned about fur getting in
>>532567846"all queers should be allowed to live, but don't make media saying that out loud because it's annoying" is the message people want
>>532568028>it is actually SHORTER than krisbecause it has a normal neck
>>532567517Why did you just repost the image with no changes
Fucking idiot
Kris can be AFAB and non-binary though
I'd be more worried about the militant Kris is male crowd
nobody messes with Familia
>>532568028I wonder if Kris wearing a striped kid sweater is supposed to represent their desire to cling to/restore the past
hey folks how about this
kris is intersex
holy shit they're going all out with the fucktarded bait tonight, they're even bringing up shit no one gives a fuck about!
>>532567564Kris is Tobyโs self insert. Toby will come out right before girl Kris will be confirmed. Mark my words
>>532567854I don't know if I can keep that up for however many more years it'll be before this game is done.
>>532567760It affects you personally when it infects your daughter.
Homoshit begone. I don't want it my entertainment, and I don't want to discuss it on my channel.
>>532567760Toby does idealized representation, which I think is really cool. No one ever complained about RG01 and RG02 because it wasn't shoved down the throat of the player. People complain about Alphys and Undyne being written poorly but that's a consequence of true pacifist rather than the fact that it's two women. People don't care about these things, typically. What people do care about is being harassed and deplatformed because they don't play by some mentally ill failed woman's arbitrary rules about how a fictional character identifies, when there is no canon identification. If Kris has been openly written as non-binary from the start, people would have been like "OK" and moved on, but Toby didn't do that. He refuses to assign a specific gender to Kris for a reason, and the freaks need to accept that their headcanon isn't law.
never mention pronoun in front of a utg poster they'll set the entire thread on fire
>>532568049there was an infamous cookie needle incident that people like to point to to paint in a broad stroke but as far as I know it is the sole instance of something that crazy in relation to this
now the kyoani fireguy, that's another story
>>532561207It's like watching a pig roll in shit.
>>532567760I donโt like faggots and troons in my games. I play games to escape that shit, not be reminded of it 24/7 because Toby has a dyke fetish, and feels trollโs remorse for saying faggot.
>>532568164Intersex still are designated a sex at birth, its how you're ethically supposed to raise them. I know trans graspers likes to use them as a gotch, but they're not like hot animes at all
>>532566510That was (You) not Kris
>>532567743chances it gets a good ending are low but this is the gay ship with the most chemistry in the whole fandom. anyone who denies that ships something else
>>532568130Kris will go from NB -> girl, like Mad Dummy. People will seethe about losing rep or something
>>532567778Alright I'm gonna put all my stock into this, if you're wrong I'm going to find you and kill you
>>532567854I had a Tenna dream recently where I watched Tenna turn into some strange shapeshifting creature and then get captured by government agents. He turned into a pig to escape but got stolen by a rich Dutch guy and trucked off as a gift to be slaughtered into luxury TV meat but then Tenna transformed into a scary giant attack forme, jumped off and shrugged off a bunch of private mercenary bullets while slashing them to death.
Then he got captured again and taken to a facility where he had to manage a team of other captives doing tasks in a weird machine involving food slicing on conveyor belts. Box Mettaton was there slicing potatoes and he kept trying to rally the other workers to slowly kill Tenna by giving him paper cuts on his hands
After that Tenna was at a movie awards ceremony but it was all flooded in this dilute syrupy goop with rose petals in it and he kept trying to think good thoughts so he'd stay tall and not drown in the goopy crowd. Then he ran away into the parking lot and kicked over some cars.
>>532568164kris is a ken doll
nothing down there but a urethra
biologically nonbinary
>>532568120iunno.
i thought i had changed it.
silly me. sorry.
>>532568028>Who should the vessel be shipped with?Kris is going to passionately hatefuck my vessel and use it as a sex toy until after days of me trying to talk to them they begin to develop feelings for me and they take me outside of their room and allow me to explore the town with them and we end the day looking across the lake
>>532568418How does this rank on the prophecy tier list
>>532568418>Box Mettaton was there slicing potatoes >he kept trying to think good thoughts so he'd stay tall and not drown in the goopy crowd. Then he ran away into the parking lot and kicked over some cars.this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read thank you so much for sharing
>Kris was born a girl
>Became some kind of they themmer so now the prophecy is struggling to find someone else to put someone else in that slot
Classic wacky prophecy subversion
>>532568416>if you're wrong I'm going to find you and kill youPlease do. God Iโve seen enough
>>532567568>cookies with needlesIt sucks that people are still believing that it was an undertale fan that gave needle cookies to that artist. She was attending a convention in Taiwan(so it wasn't a puritan westoid who did it), posted about a cookie being laced with a needle without stating who did it. Then a random Tumblr user claimed an Undertale fan did it to spread an agenda.
There was literally no information about who gave the artist those cookies, the artist was getting hate for a multitude of things(such as scamming people and grooming allegations, of all things).
Mind you, she's STILL a victim who didn't deserve that, I just hate that people immediately jumped to believing a random Tumblr user with NO evidence just because it was peak "hating Undertale fans" era and they already did a lot of stupid cringe things.
>>532564481Mad Mew Mew with no tail is upsetting to me
I don't want Kris to be a girl because we've got a main cast of three girls and one femboy. Like what the fuck is this, Steven Universe?
>>532568469>Thinks Kris has it in them to use someone as a sex toyThat fucker is a sub clear as day, all the dog imagery and the fact they piss their pants if we up pole on them as HERO_SWORD
>>532568418I am so fucking jealous of the dreams you get, fucking amazing and hilarious read
>>532568379>chances it gets a good ending are lowI know and I don't want to be so heavily invested in it for the next x years just to be sad about it in the end. I want to be happy.
would spamton be a good father if he stayed
>>532568274Thatโs a consequence of Undyne and Alphys being some of the worst written characters in Undertale.
>>532568634>Like what the fuck is this, Steven Universe?Weโve had a wacky roommate milf for a few years now, so, yes.
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>>532568634Kris is canonically a "they"
what if toby's bluesky shitpost dotted line was the correct path needed to go through the dark maze with all the chess symbols
>>532568049The laced cupcake was something that happened during the Voltron reboot. Some fans were angry with the VAs about something (I can't remember what, but it was about shipping shit) and so they gave one of them a laced cupcake. Someone caught on to the fact that it had glass before any harm was done, thankfully. The needle cookie was given to an artist at one point due to I think drawing a character too skinny. I'm hazy on the details.
These are only two instances of this, and the actions these people took garnered a lot of support and ire from both sides.
what if kris was made of pudding
why are you against femkris
>>532568705This is so cute.
I think he would be the fun irresponsible dad.
>>532568273I can feel myself liking human Tenna more and more every time you post him... uwoogghhj....
>>532567040Based Kris. Show them the truth of the world, just a heart, just a heart.
>>532568634>little pissy sissy MC>ALL characters are fagscrystal queers deltarune REAL.
>>532568697me too anon....i love angst but only if it has a good ending. I think toby might give us something bittersweet or not even show tenna again, which is not that bad if you think about it
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>>532568849take some brainworms i have plenty
While driving today I thought of another reason Kris might be the one Susie sees dies in the prophecy.
Ralsei repeatedly favors indulging Kris over Susie.
Near the start of chapter 2, Ralsei tries to give Kris the choice of going with him or Susie, but Susie thwarts this.
We also know Ralsei framed the battle system in a way to make Kris feel more special. In chapter 2 when Susie asks why she and Ralsei don't just choose to dance, Ralsei tries to insist that ACT is Kris's special contribution. And when Susie makes Ralsei dance unlocking R-action, Ralsei apologizes to Kris.
In chapter 3, Ralsei follows Kris's league on everything. Ralsei follows behind Kris instead of Susie in the game, and Ralsei always looks where Kris's selection is when choosing an answer in the quiz segments.
Ralsei also just seems less willing to criticize Kris's actions or performance. The only time I can think of is if Kris doesn't attack the Titan while it's vulnerable, then Ralsei freaks out at Kris. Otherwise Ralsei will twist himself into a pretzel to OK what Kris does even if Ralsei just said "Kris will never do that!" But Ralsei is much more comfortable admonishing Susie. It's not just in chapter 1 when she was bad. It happens in the guitar hero game, and at the start of the church dark world when Kris gets cut up, as examples.
If Ralsei knows the human has to die then that would explain a lot of his behavior. It also kinda underscores the meaning of him talking about feeling selfish when he cries or gets gloomy, a feeling he talks about several times and always as an aside to Kris. Like he's saying "I'm trying to make this the best time for you that I can given the circumstances, I'm sorry I'm fucking it up."
Admittedly this is all still circumstantial and can easily exist with Susie being the one to die. But I really prefer the interpretation that the only thing that would make Susie angry enough to shatter the glass is if it showed her killing Kris.
so whats the evidence for fem kris
>>532568705He would project his mental issues a lot but so would Tenna.
I think he would try his damnedest, be good with some hobbies and fun stuff, but Tenna needs to make sure his husband takes his meds.
>>532568941noelle's reaction to her girlcock
>>532568927>The only time I can think of is if Kris doesn't attack the Titan while it's vulnerable, then Ralsei freaks out at Kris.What does he say? I'm curious.
>>532567760Suselle is the worst, most forced ship in the game and feels less organic than the rape allegory route.
>>532568941Uncracked egg closet fem Kris
>>532568941It would be hot and sexy.
>>532568749IIRC you have to check her dialogue like 5 times here for it to change. This would be the most psychotic optional interaction in the game were you not able to walk toward her during her hospital dialog in the dark.
>>532568941Princess ribbon
>>532569089It's garbage and it has to go. As soon as possible. Yurifags be damned.
>>532568941height
kris is much shorter than everyone which would be consistent with average cisgender human girl height
>>532568707Whats bad about Undyne?
>>532569160small hands i guess
>>532568764The needle cookie incident was because of Frans (that's Frisk x Sans for all you Deltarune fetuses)
People take their ships a little too seriously
>>532569160You must read the thread
>>532566589>Thinking that Tenna is the lord of Screens and not US
>>532568612I know it was overseas, but even if it wasn't an undertale person who did it, don't you think the fact that so many people IN THE UNDERTALE FANDOM at the time believing that happened is a clear indicator of what these people believe they can and should do? The fact that people supported it is telling of the sort that associate with the label, and that's terrifying. It doesn't even matter if it was an undertale fan. It's something "undertale fans" would do.
>>532568908I think the worst option is that we get nothing but I can see that happening. A bittersweet ending is possible but my heart can't take that.
>>532569078He makes that shocked face where he's almost smiling and says
>* Kris!! What are you doing!? Attack!!
>>532568418*NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS!
*MY GENEVA CONVENTION CHIP IS OFFLINE SO WE'RE USING THE MTT-BRAND BUTTER KNIFE TODAY.
*LOOK ME IN THE SCREEN WHEN I'M PEELING YOU, YOUNG MAN
>>532568705Itd be a nightmare
>>532569160as much evidence as there is for male kris. It's all headcanon.
>>532569269Itโs easy to paint any group you have beef with as a bunch of deranged bastards. Sports people do this all the time
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im old
so what UT/DR things are you anons working on
>>532569401okay which headcanons make more sense? Im leaning towards male kris because I dont think toriel would put a teenage boy and girl together in the same roo....
wait would she do that
>>532569245Now that you mention it, I do recall reading that. I'm not sure why I forgot. In any case, vile people and they WILL make an attempt on your life if they disagree with you.
>>532569258That's not guaranteed to happen tho
Evidence for FemKris: My Vessel is male and after Gaster gives him back we don't want the party to become a sausagefest
>>532568705No. What kind of retarded question is that?
>>532569479I made a fanfic and kind of wanted to reformat some of the chapters after reading a few that are really nice and well written. Kind of realized mine is a bit of a mess.
Feel too shitty to actually do anything today though.
>>532569475>humanoid penis
>>532568648Well, they'd probably want to beat us up for controlling them. I'd let them beat me up, since I'm such a good friend! It's a great thing that Gaster made the Vessel so durable!
>>532569505Keep in mind Kris probably pissed the bed with seperately anxiety until they were are least 12
>>532568541There's genuinely a lot of LGBT fairy tales that have this as the twist and yes they're all not great
>>532568749But do they have a they penis or a they vagina? Like you can use whatever pronouns you like but you still only have two things the doctor and parents called you before tictoc groomed you.
I donโt want to wait 7 years to find out what the gift of voice makes my vessel capable of doing, Mr Fox
>>532568439>Kraut moved Miss Mizzle and removed the LionKEK
>>532569641if you get turned on by seeing anatomically accurate animal penises you have a mental illness
>>532569479Making a Kris tulpa
>>532569667Seperation. Fuck
I've been cooming to Tenna almost daily for nearly a month now and I'm about to do it again... help me...
>>532568941Height, princess Ribbon, prophecy.
Like you need to know I was a hardcore Kris he/himer until exactly chapter 4.
I wonder if Kris was originally designed as male or has always been a they/them
I feel like the closest to canon would probably "biologically male they/them"
>>532569464I'm sorry but I have a hard time believing the people who tried to cancel Jensen Ackles over refusing to identify as bisexual for their perverted fantasies aren't violently sick in the head.
we're wrong about the black deer placeholder being december. it's carol. toriel is the reason she became an ice-cold bitch.
>>532569308from what i saw happening to other pairings, i think i'ts better for one of the characters involved to be shelved than for them to come back and somehow the author fuck everything up trying to please everyone
>>532568541>Kris was born a they (monster norm)>Becomes a girl And then everyone started kung fu fighting
NO KRIS DONT RAPE ME IM SORRRRRYYYY NOT MY LITTLE HEART BUSSY NOOOOOOOOOOOO
man it's crazy how some people remember a thing from 10+ years ago that literally only they know and give a fuck about but bring up nearly daily
>>532569554funny because that's also my evidence for male Kris. we (Ralsei and I) are going to spitroast that blue twink.
>>532569903toriel didn't want to slam clams and now carol is mad forever
>>532569479I was working on a deltarune crossover fic thing but then a heatwave came through and I went from writing to wanting to die
It's like 89 degrees in my apartment right now
Maybe I'll try and push through this to write some more, I'm almost done with the first part
>>532569968What thing in specific are you talking about?
>>532568941>>532566978The shirt, the prophecy
>>532569667okay that would explain the same room.
>>532569859so at best we have speculatory evidence since I dont think those are smoking guns
>>532569937>haha kris please don't use me as an onahole haha that would be terrible>it would be really bad if you stuck your huge enby cock through my squishy soul body>like you're so big it could cause damage haha and you wouldn't want that would you>it would be horrible for my soul to stretch around your cock and cover it in soul juice>im begging you kris please don't rape me like that haha
>>532569192SOULey will fix her gayness
>>532569823>Making a tulpa that goes โโฆโ all the timeWhat is the functional purpose of this
>>532570038I THINK the needle cookie thing? Which was actually an unhinged ex-girlfriend thing that had nothing to do with fandom but a twitter guy changed the story to be about crazy undertale fans and that version stuck.
>>532569696perhaps they're schrondiger's dong
If SOUL (Player) is male, Kris is male
If SOUL (Player) is female, Kris is female
>>532569968>t. didn't witness the onceler au armageddon
>>532570191True Krisfags know Kris talks like a wigger
>>532568274Thing about the Royal Guards. You can kill them and move on with your day. Deltarune, on the other hand, seems intent on forcing me to watch.
>>532567040Kris crawling out of the screen and turning you into a girl to RAPE you if you installed the forbidden mod...
>>532568705Spamton would sell his children.
this thread is filled with lots of interesting speculation
>>532569204>biggest retard in the underground >endangered a monster childโs life so she could chase down a toddler >relentless attempted child murder>becomes a tyrant in her ending that militarizes the underground for a war theyโll never win
Getting your vessel and finding Ralsei alone, holding out your arms to hug him. But it turns out he's terrified of you and he starts crying and shuddering, begging you not to kill him
>>532569918What I meant is that if we get nothing of them then their last meeting would have been the pipis scene and that would break me and feels like not great closure imo.
>somehow the author fuck everything up trying to please everyoneI'm not really concerned about that because I don't think Toby really cares about trying to leave us with a crowdpleaser.
>>532570346what mod? can you say what mod you're talking about? a link too maybe? i really need to know what mod that is
>>532570302yeah I can't see this stuff over his stature and proportions as anything but a nod toward androgyny. Kris can equip every piece of armor
>>532570334You're about to be able to kill Noelle as well. I fail to see your point
>>532570408I canโt tell if youโre being sarcastic or not
>>532569871Originally male, changed to they/them after Toby started on HRT
โฆWho is that girl next to Susie???
>>532566589Tenna should have stayed dead. It would made it very clear, that the games were done and this is serious now(It always was).
>>532568705At best he would be one of those pre character development dads in a 90s family movie who do generic business at the office and don't have time for their kids
>>532570528Im not being sarcastic. The speculation is interesting. But its kinda just that at this point.
I dont see real hard evidence
>>532570302The xitterfag fears the chat gender-reflection kris truther
>>532570559What if Mettaton gives him a fate worse than death by possessing him and turning him into a grateful puppet
>>532568049>>532568764The needle cookie incident happened to an artist in Taiwan that got mistranslated by EN social media users and made a bunch of people think an Undertale fan tried to kill an artist for drawing Sans x Frisk art. Already explained here
>>532568612When you realize it happened overseas, you start to notice the narrative people were spreading just doesn't line up. When it comes to the toxicity of Undertale fans, that's mostly a Western phenomenon. But even if it was an Undertale fan that did it, it was happening in Taiwan completely isolated from all the western fandom drama.
>>532569269I don't think "but the fact that you THOUGHT they did it shows how they must REALLY be that bad" should count as evidence that they are THAT bad.
I think a lot of Undertale fans back in 2015-2016 were really toxic on par with the FNAF, SU, Homestuck, Superwholock, etc fanbase and in some cases they were even WORSE because of their insane moralfaggotory. But if your narrative is "they are the worst, they tried to kill people" then actually post factual proof instead of hearsay. Some edgy teenagers claiming they would "kill proshippers" but being too scared to order fast food doesn't count, otherwise all of us would be put on a list too.
>>532570461>the pipis scene and that would break me and feels like not great closure imo.eh, that's what fanarts and fanfics are for...it all depends on what toby has planned for these two
>>532570334So what, are you mad you can't kill everything you don't agree with
>>532570559The Knight is going to be a wacky non threat like King by chapter 6
>>532570578I don't believe in hard evidence. The world is made if simple shapes that repeat and the world of fiction is made of simpler shapes that repeat even more. You only need the barest hint of a single data point to know the shape of the whole thing. There's a reason people knew 100% Dess's personality down to her wardrobe with maybe seven lines of other people talking about her.
>>532570431I pin him down and stare into his eyes, forcing him to look at my face without any features.
I slowly bring my arms around him while he violently struggles beneath me.
I squeeze him in a bear hug, refusing to let me him go.
I laugh at his crying and continue to hold him there until he realized I'm not a threat.
I finally let go of him once he stops crying and help him to his feet.
Once his back is turned, I stab him to death.
>>532570842Only when I have to watch and I'm expected to like it. There are certain things I don't want to show to other people by any means necessary, as neatly as possible.
>>532570994Fine, I will recheck the kris is female stuff without hard evidence lens.
If the halfway mark has been obtained, are we getting 8 chapters
>>532570413How is that poorly written, it seems consistent
>>532570842These people think they need to be able to kill what they disagree with just to feel like they got an epic revenge and the last laugh as a way to feel happy
>>5325711527 and an ova because the soul is gone and you no longer can play it
>>532569631What is your fic about?
>>532570578Itโs too early to get hard evidence given weโre only half way through the game. Tobyโs setting up some shit but itโs not straightforward. The most important thing to remember is Susie is good at feelings and bad at analysis/details. So any reading Susie might make is automatically shit and bad
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>>532570431Should have told Kris and Susie about how great I am.
>>532570493I have my doubts. And I don't want to kill Noelle, I want to fix her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpUvIcp8oDk
>>532569479Iโve kind of stalled on a AU I was working on since Iโm not sure about some character roles and where the story differentiates from the source material. Mostly resorted to doodling at the moment
>>532571270No because you're mentally ill fag that won't make Lightner merch
>>532570753>greatest fear is being abandoned and thrown away>fate worse than deathBro youโre making his dreams come true
>>532571270i want a tenna plushie
Would /utg/ even exist if Tumblr didn't an hero?
>>532571256> The most important thing to remember is Susie is good at feelings and bad at analysis/details. So any reading Susie might make is automatically shit and badYeah that is true
also It would be funny if it turns out the kris is girl fags get debunked as the kris is knight fags
Remember when anons thought kris was the knight, lol
kjtsh
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>>532570152gay correction is not just a suggestion but a necessity
>>532571084fuck off and play another game then instead of constantly bitching about the fundamental structure of the game here then, but I guess you canโt because this is the only place where you get anything resembling attention.
>>532571270Can we get an Elnina and Lanino shirt without Kaard. Thank you
>>532571420Tenna plush with detachable arms
>>532570559You have to go out of your way to save him by recruiting everyone in chapter 3.
EGGs
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Gaster, why are you handing these out?
>>532571247Noelle. It's the first fanfic I made and I had a few other ideas, did the first one for fun mostly.
Wish I had the power to actually write today.
>>532570431>I punch his kidneys until he can't stand and I viciously kiss his neck.Fucking homo, flirting with a male this whole time? CORRECTION IS NEEDED
>>532571256It's funny how ralsei had to explain to susie how the dark world works despite literally seeing it happen in chapter 2. Like when you put lancer in your inventory and he turns into a playing card susie must have lost the ability to understand reality while also going blind and deaf.
And also the part where you gather up all the items in the computer lab in order to bring them back to the school.
>>532571084Then I just think your a bit of a prude, sorry man
Like I dislike Suselle too, but that it's not because they're the same gender, but because the writing for them together is spotty
>>532571705Please do not rape the depressiongoat.
Deltarune is the main story.
Undertale is the SubPlot
I think if I'm wrong about "Kris is Second Hero" theory I wouldn't be that mad compared to most my others being wrong, I'd mostly be confused. Like "Toby why you do it that way if you weren't actually doing that."
I don't care, I will tell people that Undertale antis killed a Frans artist with needle cookies
>>532571639Selfcest real already btw
>>532569613Tenna's parents...
>>532570774Even if we overlook the potential murder attempts of the time as misinformation, they have gone on to deplatform multiple people and/or push them to suicide over their inane virtue signaling. One such example being this:
>>532568079They celebrate ruining people's lives on a regular basis. Destroying someone's livelihood and pushing them to even consider suicide might as well be the same as killing them outright with how they parade it around as some act of justice on their part. Don't be fooled into thinking these are separate fandoms, because they aren't. There's a significant overlap of the same people across them all, because these freaks are terminally online and mentally stuck in high school, if not actually underage. The fact that there are people who supported even a rumor about the needle-laced cookie being the act of a frans shipper and people accepting and even agreeing with them having done it for that reason is highly telling of the kind of energy the groups of people exhibit and why associating with them is not a smart move to make, ever.
To reiterate the point I was making from the start: Toby Fox is in a position where doing anything with Kris' gender would net some negative backlash, no matter what. I would not wish such a predicament on anyone, but he brought it on himself.
>>532571801more complicated than that.
>>532571801Kris is their own person but yes this is also true
>>532571317>Deltarune sitcom where the Shadow Crystal gang gets stuck in an elevator
>>532571801they share the same wardrobe tastes at the very least
>>532571864>"Oh my bad my G I didn't mean to do allat, come here I'll give you some grass to eat"
>>532571930tv seeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxx
>>532571930Wow we reached that rock bottom already?
>>532572005No man is an island
>>532571270I know what you do with people's money. I won't be giving you a cent.
>>532572058LMAO KRIS WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
>>532571924That's be pretty based if it happened.
>>532571930Imagine the swarms of AU Spamtons sitting in their walls and furiously jerking off
>>532571970>Kris takes off his shirt and becomes Frisk, like Doppio and Diavolo
>>532572064How is this supposed to be rock bottom? It's 2 hot as all hell TVs going at it, it can't get anymore sexo than that
It's cool that Toby saw all the nicepants shipping and decided to throw the fans a bone by making them semi-canon. It's all done in a non-cringe way too.
You know what other fictional property canonized a gay ship because it was super popular? Fucking SOUTH PARK.
>>532571587I think ch3's can all be recruited by accident. So long as you don't LOSE any of them.
What if Noelle just wanted to be good friends with Susie
https://youtu.be/GS1CVr9-veI
>>532559346No wonder Kris is waiting for Asriel to come
>>532572197>>532569613open eyes spamton and open eyes tenna now kith
>they're still trying to say kris is literally frisk but older
Gaster-sama... save us...
>>532564481to be fair this is partially on the devs not including including it in most shots, but Giga Queen is meant to have a Spamton/Tenna-esque pointy nose
>giga queen had a pointy nose in toby's concept art, but it ended up getting in the way too much in sprite form. i ultimately only included it in sprites where it looked really cool or funny.
i need chapter 5, my goat needs his goat
>>532572268If it's just for sexo I don't see any harm
I'm just thinking of all the sans aus. God that was a magical time
>>532571084i have never met an autist whose fixation is 'being homophobic' before but i guess there's a first for everything
>>532572372I WILL NOT, in fact, I'm trying to fix it!
I still remember when some fags here unironically thought kris = knight
How did it feel seeing your theory get debunked
It's a rape world after all
The gays rape the straights
The straights rape the gays
>>532572483>was>implying the Sans AU fandom isn't still alive and producing endless porn
>>532572372Is this a persona reference
>>532572372Reminder that Kris HATES Tenna and LOVES Spamton because Kris has good taste.
>>532572301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP4-7VQV42k
>>532572516They were half-right funny enough
>>532572601Did the chapter 4 cuckening not slow them down at all
>>532572645shhh, I want to be fully happy knowing I was right to think kris = knight is bs
>>532572516I wasnโt one of those idiots, thankfully
>>532572598isn't that bisexual
Carol doesn't blame Kris for what happened to Dess
Rudy secretly does but has mostly forgiven them
>>532572282i have a friend who thought tenna dies no matter what and didn't know you can save tenna
>>532572682Why would chapter 4 stop them from making what they've always enjoyed doing? I don't get it
>>532572516We had like 5 characters back then though, it was reasonable
>>532572682Why would it? They're fans of the fandom, not the games.
>>532571562Maybe I enjoy most of the game, eh? Just, not that. And a few other specific things that are related to my flavor of autism, but definitely not that.
>>532571780Well...yes. I'd say I am. I don't like it when people lewd Ralsei either.
>>532572516I don't care how they feel I'm happy i called Dessknight
>>532572708I was a carol knight fag...which still has a chance of being true
If it turns out its false then im still happy with the probable dess knight
>>532572792My brother also thought this
>>532572738I want to know more about Carol, she has maybe 3 minutes of perfect screen time but I've seen a lot of different takes that could all work
>>532572905You can play full pacifist and not get enough shadow guys unless you grind, that's probably why
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We have to wait an entire fucking YEAR for more Deltarune.
>>532572601god i hate the sans au fandom.
not because i think they're bad people or anything. they just piss me off.
one of them said something like..."yeah undertale is cool but skeleton incest au garbage is way better" (paraphrasing to hell obviously)
pissed me off
>>532573051WRONG!
ALMOST 10 MONTHS!
>>532573051I must not kill myself. Killing myself is the self killer....
>>532572875Im okay with dess knight too even though im a carol knight fag
>>532573009>grind to get shadowguysHuh?? They're like the only enemy you don't have to grind for
>>532572285That's what I've been saying since Ch2.
>>532572484I'm also the guy who fixates on there(so far) not being any real in-universe incentive to play Neutral, and the one who goes insane about still needing to play as Kris when I think about it too long.
>>532573051Have faith it'll be in early 2026, or it will be late 2026
>>532556336Toby is gonna give them more scenes and maybe a happy ending because he likes money and wants the fujobucks.
>>532573051At least we don't have to wait another three years this time.
>>532573067>โyeah undertale is cool but skeleton incest au garbage is way better"My least favorite type of โfan.โ If your slop is so good, whyโs it a spinoff of some other dudeโs shit
>>532572967that purple niggasaurus won't ruin the holiday lineage
not under her watch
I'm enjoying the fan art a lot
>>532573009What about the little lawnmower area in the TV world where you can get maybe 20 of them?
I still hope carol is the knight
>>532572285A good friend that stares at her bestieโs ass and sucks the water fountain off after Susie done tonguing it. A good normal friend
>>532572598>Undertale>"KILL or BE KILLED">Deltarune>"RAPE or GET RAPED"Toby-sama...
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i don't get it, what's happening here
>>532573051Tobyfox could easily hire 9000 indian engineers to rush the completition of his game, but i suspect he's stalling to sell more merchandise
>>532572609Isn't Kris deathly traumatized by Spamton
>>532573009My brother told me he was avoiding fights as much as possible in Chapter 3 because the Shadowguys and Pippins were beating his ass too hard, which is why he didnโt make the recruit threshl
>>532573339There's a tail poking out, what can you say, it's a bit weird. Especially when there is no visible tail in the Light World.
Deltarune 2.5D Arena Fighter
>>532569479Technically have a couple of ideas down but not the drive to flesh either of them out. Also they're horny so maybe that's an issue, I just need to be horny and not cuddly.
Jockington will show up in a Chapter 5 darkworld and he'll be super sexy and people are going to draw and write a lot of PORN about him
so who is more likely to be the knight, carol or dess
>>532572285obviously retarded.
however, the inverse, that susie wants to be friends with noelle and has no romantic intentions is entirely possible.
>>532573450No, if you get dealmaker they think about him fondly
What if I wanted Tenna to myself
>>532573450kris is afraid of the glitching and the errors, but otherwise actually seems to like spamton
>>532573450Kris likes people that scare them, just like Noelle does. That's why Kris likes Susie so much.
>>532573881everyone in this game is a masochist
>>532572370>(Giga) Queen with a pointy noseIMAGINE the Spamton/Queen/Tenna nosefrotting
Damn, you really can't even talk about Undertale on /v/ either without that mod deleting the thread
>was too sick to go online now my tl is full of spamtenna art i missed
life is worth living
>>532572849Ah... well at least you know what you are, that's more than what could be said for some
New theory: You have to do a QTE on the final boss at the very end of the fight and if you fuck up Kris dies and Susie gets so depressed she hangs herself because Fuck You.
I want to have hot and sweaty sex with Alphys and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Kris will go "Girl Mode" in chapter 5
Alternate universe where Rudy beats Susie within an inch of her life because he thinks she was the one who vandalized his house (it had actually been Kris accidentally breaking something while trying to help Noelle break into her room since she lost her key)
>>532572282Apparently not. You need to have the recruit conditions for the Shadowguys AND the Pippins met, as well as not having any LOSSes. Oddly specific...
>>532574284Actually the idea of an AU where Rudy and Carol swap but only health wise, with Rudy being 100% fine and Carol the one bed ridden, could actually be interesting but only AFTER the game is fully finished.
I wonder how much of the plot hinges on Carol entirely
>>532573946spamton being the top proves that it's not about size, it's about how you use it
>>532573339Maybe Noelle's just weird like that. Like have you seen Susie or Kris, they're both pretty weird.
>>532562882>>532564542It would be even funnier if he's the Sans of the Weird Route
man fuck the green soul mode yellow arrows
>>532574332Itโs one of those requirements where if youโre a total pacifist recruit autist you donโt notice it at all and everyone else is slightly perplexed
you remember that toby fox song 74, the one about the dragon pretending to be a trapped princess, that ultimately kills the knight because "if I'm rescued, the story meant for me will be lost"? the one that was sampled for cyber city's theme.
74 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poKI_MY0Bkw
welcome to the city - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiou1f5nzlU
there's a song kris plays on the piano that is peculiar. the song title in the files is SEVENFOUR
sevenfour - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqbzExv7wNI
the knight wants to FIND HER, but the lost girl doesn't want to be found. when the knight succeeds in finding her, it is going to DIE. the lost girl is pulling the strings.
>>532574468Being the top is about mentality more than anything
>>532574095>Idea 1Soulplay, how specifically? Maybe when the juices flow again but I have a dozen ideas down for ways I could go about it.
>Idea 2Just a sweet, salty, and greedy quickie based on an image and personal frustrations.
>>532574176That's entirely understandable, in fact, I agree with you
>>532565894i hope we get a myhouse.pk3 kinda thing and the whole world becomes a maze
>>532574857>I HOPE [Trans Media] WILL BE MORE LIKE [Trans Media]
>>532573147That thing about the recruits does more damage to game flow than you might realize.
One single slip up, one whack too many, and you're screwed without even the chance to recruit some more. That basically guarantees that no one will ever try using their weapons, which of course leads to confusion when the...special bosses appear. The kind that you can't spare. Simple solution would be to nix the LOST status completely.
Fun fact about the Pacifist Run of Undertale, is that it was entirely optional, and it was a sort of hard mode for the game, what with the majorly reduced HP. A special challenge. With Deltarune here, when the game blatantly says it will punish for for even one lost enemy with no real reward for becoming stronger(Hp gains that are lost by chapter's end) it is no longer the post-game challenge, it becomes the way the game expects you to play it from the word RECRUIT.
>>532573424either she's horny for kris, or it's yet another "azzy came home just to go straight to the dark world so dess can lust over him" story
>>532573147>ermmm I'm also another annoying personality! I'm so quirky right guiz? Please argue with me because no one else talks to meGo to hell and die in that order.
>>532575113>One single slip up, one whack too manyWhat players are out there regularly punching NPCs during fights? Just use the ACTs, man
>>532573424i just hear neco arc saying that when i read it
Something I appreciate about Spamtenna fan content is that they're depicted as having an adult relationship.
I mean they aren't written like teenagers/young adults discovering love and being awkward. They know what they want from each other and just go for it. They manipulate each other and plot against each other. They are aware of their developing feelings but choose to put them aside to prioritize the business side of their relationship. They have a complicated situationship where they sleep with eachother but also probably sleep around with other darkners because they aren't actually "together". It's a breath of fresh air from the more innocent young love stories.
>>532575402>glorifying casual sexvile.
>>532574528I wanna add to this a bit, its a lot easier to hear the sample in the snowgrave version of the song, at least for me it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ivKO2ftTBM
>>532575297Me. The ACTs can get awfully dull, especially when you have to do the same ones to multiple enemies, when there are 3 different enemies on a screen.
>>532575003>Politics brained.
>>532575526Fuck casuals, we should promote competitive sex
>>532569479I asked for writing prompts last week, so now I've got enough for a final draft for
>Self-reflectionand
>The Vessel and Kris hanging out at the diner in a purely platonic way.just gotta finish it
and it'll go on pastebin or rentry or wherever first
https://youtu.be/8tf-gVaHdag
>>532575669The strategy then should be to use weaker equips instead of scaling them with whateverโs available at the shop.
>>532573051Worse, years until the end
Maybe even 2030, imagine that
>>532572598dess molests kris, kris takes revange on noelle
a samsara of rape that never ends
>>532575796Pity not the vile demon
Berdly said not to call it casual, and that "Gamers only have competitive ranked sex."
>>532575901>N-Noelle, we were just gonna throw eggs at Sans' store.>Yeah I got like a whole basket here. Don't ask where I got them from though.>...who did you mean to kill again?
who is the knight, carol or dess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlIj7rYfMYM
The power........of NEO......
How do you win at competitive sex? How can I get started?
They need to be drawn doing more Spy vs Spy type shenanigans
>>532575402I like this but I also like the idea that they slowly stop seeing other people without actually discussing it. Eventually they end up in a monogamous relationship and they never really needed words to convey how they really feel for each other.
michael forma de lightner.
>>532576110first person to cum is the loser
>>532576060Papyrus wearing a deer costume
>>532576313papyrus theory is dead and deserves to be dead
Tra la la. All but one are upside down.
>>532575003bait used to be believable
I will take a moment for full disclosure, I don't know the motivations of the other anons who feel the same way, but for me at least 30% of the reason I feel strongly about "Kris being The Girl With Hope Crossed on Her Heart " theory is that it would Own about five or six people I dislike on other websites and I would like that to happen.
>>532576295We need lightweight and heavyweight categories that separate naturally sensitive and naturally numb cocked people
You get the Vessel and gain the ability to instantly warp between save points and bring things to previous chapters
top gamer Berldy under fire after performance-enhancing cock-ring slipped out of cloaca
>>532575402>'adult relationship' means their relationship is a shitty shallow mess of using eachotherwell thats a grim outlook to have but i guess i cant call it unrealistic, to me its just DEPRESSINGLY realistic in a very uncompelling/unenjoyable way, like its people just venting their frustration with their real life experiences of shallow people onto these silly cartoon characters
not the worst thing in the world, people can do what they want with their art and its cool, id just personally still like to think theres something more meaningful going on between them, i dunno
>>532576409Thats why it'll be what happens
>>532572516Ehm, The Knight does the same hand thing Kris does, so KrisKnighters still got this
>>532576476I would very much like Kris to not be a girl, but some text (not the prophecy, because I'm not a desperate loser clinging to empty lore) seems to indicate he's actually a she, which... would make me very sad. I don't like women and I would probably lose interest in the game. I would also question why the fuck Toby Fox had a teenage male and female share a room.
>>532576597if anything papyrus fits more as an accomplice.....Though if that was the case chp 3 and 4 would have revealed it :/
>>532576623so true bestie
Banger alert! Banger alert!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fduyBqxhXKs&si=I1_EcA7ZhoYosE32
Feed him plants! Get him into shape! Never let your TV get fat!
>>532576410That river guy was the biggest speculationslop of both games literally no use except being le cryptic for 2 seconds
>>532576564Jesus Christ if that's an adult relationship then just call me a pedophile, groomer, diddler, and whatever the fuck else cause I want to actually cherish people I love
>>532576564Women can't handle seeing/reading love in media without conditionals and angst. Don't let it get to you, anon.
I think Noelle should be Happy
>>532576789fujopippins having a tumblr for the equivalent of real person celebrity fiction shipping that's also of her boss and superior is fucking hilarious, imagine being the IT team at the TV studio (she might be on it)
>>532575402agree but also add a happy ending to all this mess
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Am I stupid for wishing there was more battles or encounters. I love meeting Darkners, figuring out what ACTs work best and seeing the attack patterns even I suck ass at dodging.
The Knight is actually the Kris and Papyrus from an alternate timeline switched bodies, Papyrus body but altKris Soul, with Dess armor because altKris killed altDess by accident and is trying to prevent that in this timeline.
>>532574252Kris can choose to take on she+they as pronouns thus allowing her to fulfil the prophecy
>>532576789now they should all fuck and bond over how badly they want to see spamton and tenna kiss while they do it.
>>532576809>"The man who speaks in hands"Gaster
>"The man who came from another world"Sans
Posting Kris art so I can feel something for a brief moment
>>532569479Three separate Papyrus-centric fics, various Papyrus doodles, and several embarrassing self-shipping ficlets. But I'm too sick to work on anything tonight, so I'm doing a whole lot of nothing.
>>532576763You are my sworn rival and I will foil your plots with my cartoonish traps
Sans befriended too many moms.
>>532576724The room thing has always been my one sticking point. Like I can think of exactly one fictional example of opposite gender siblings sharing a room(gravity falls) and outside that it's unheard of.
But than I have no idea what he is doing with all that other shit.
I'm also the opposite of you. I don't care about men and only want to see cute girls in stories.
>>532576789They are such darlings, itโs wonderful seeing this funny crew finally come together
>>532576295What acts are allowed to be performed?
>>532576519This is a good idea, we also need to separate whoever is open to doing straight sex, gay sex or either into separate categories
>>532567386>Reminder that Sans 100% remembers at this point that Frisk is an amalgamated husk of 7 dead humans (her own child included) that was aged, de-aged, and transported across dimensions.
>>532576060carol is a busy woman. itโs dess who is fucked up for reasons we donโt quite know OR, somehow, itโs Azzy
>>532577307>the mutual shit-eating grinkek
>>532577256NIPPLE NIPPL NIPPL NIPLEN IPEL NIPPLEK SDRATSHY
>>532575402exactly what i love about it
i like the grit damn it
>>532577449he smelled like MARIJUANA
>>532577396I had this idea that papyrus would be the squire muscle and carol would be the true knight brains. Could still happen but its looking like dess is the most likely option
>>532577431male nipple, is fine
>>532576809Well, almost. There's one line they say that really sticks out to me. The "Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?" line is interesting because the underground doesn't have access to the ocean, which Onion-san tells us. Since it's safe to assume they've never seen the ocean, how did they hear the song from it? I don't believe that Undertale or Deltarune are connected whatsoever (Toby Fox only reused the characters because it would have flopped otherwise), but I wonder how long the riverperson must have been alive, since that would put them on par with Gerson and Asgore.
But yeah, it's all cryptic speculationbait and amounts to nothing. Fun to act like them though.
Tra la la. Dance where the stars don't shine.
Should I make her face here my discord profile picture (I am cis male)
>>532576476I like the theory because I think it makes sense. If it isnโt true, I have my second schizo theory โDess and Azzy have been to Dark Worlds beforeโ lying around as backup.
>>532576789>translate for 3 different scans in 4 different languagesINSANE power level
>>532577256God fucking damnit please stop selling me on Kris I'm not here to get the hots for the human character man please
>>532577449Is it thought that every one of these is Dess and Azzy?
Azzy was "poorly trimmed"?
>>532577509IT'S STINKY PIZZA DEODORANT FOR NERDS
>>532577326Oh yeah, I also didn't think about it at first cause I'm gay but there's also sensitive and numb pussies so the lightweight/heavyweight stuff should absolutely apply to that as well
>>532577590I'd begin simping for you
>>532577683You VILL be gay for the enby
>>532577310I have a legitimate reason to hate women. What's your excuse for hating men? Seems incredibly misandrist of you.
But it's not important anyway. Kris will never have a confirmed gender.
>>532576789>translate for 3 different scans in 4 different languagesMY FUCKING HERO, I KNEEL
>banned at conventionsOh no, what did she do?
>>532576971I like to headcanon she works in human resources like some anon suggested
>>532577590Trans women will start hitting on you
what if when Dess shows up she has 0 fucking clue about what's going on
>>532577590Are you hairy and obese irl? Cause that'd definitely fit you from what I've seen
>>532576060>>532577396Rudy or Asriel. Also why does everyone call him "Azzy" like you're friends with him. Silly anons
>>532577837Several years of sensory deprivation will do that to you
>>532577590Dedicating your profile to your waifu is always the correct choice.
>>532577837>Dess, where have you been...?>Uh, at basic? You and Mom know that>Uhhhhhh.....yeah, why did I...forget? >*everyone looks at you*
>>532577774NO NO PEANITS GO BACK DOWN
>>532577921because azzy is my best friend
Spamton beating Tenna at competitive eating contests because Tenna keeps eating whole hot dogs with the bun and drinking too much liquid!
Tenna getting revenge by forcefully jacking Spamton off while he's painfully full and making him associate overeating with sexual pleasure!
spamtenna sex
https://poipiku.com/3862018/11998666.html
(password is Yes)
>>532577997you should jerk off... NOW!
>>532577837That's gonna be Asriel's reaction
>>532576789HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEIR GROUP COUNTERPARTS THE MIKES
wtf happened. Anons are now unironically suggesting asriel knight?
>>532577774>enbyinstant boner loss
>>532578139.................anon................................
>>532566094itโs just annoying to live in a period of massive cultural unrest and not be allowed to forget about it for even a second in any piece of popular media. seriously sick of all the liberation movement business. do what you want but damn it do I have to hear about it in everything, does every character have to be some kind of statement
>>532578205Am retard I know
>>532578061Smelling Kris...
>>532578164The bunker is really close. Why else would the knight be late?
>>532578164I started talking people into the Asriel Knight theory a few weeks ago. I'm quite proud of myself for convincing people to believe in it.
>>532578184Anon literally just rape him into admitting that he's your boywife, it's that easy
>>532578061Alright, I'll jerk off to Kris...
>>532577860what do you mean by this?
>>532576913it's 'adult' in the same way most people call anything adult, as in 'shallow means to an end' type thing instead of the mystery and discovery you had about whatever it was as a kid
once people think they have love figured out, its out like a light
it gets tougher as you get older, but you can't let yourself think you've got such important things like that all figured out, gotta let yourself get swept up in the awkward confusing mystery of real love
>>532576941don't worry, for some reason despite how much life has stomped on the kinda lovey dreams ive had, i still cant help but melt like butter to the simplest well written romance
couldnt possibly let things like that get in my head, ive got important romance plots to play out as imaginary animations in my head
>>532577805>Oh no, what did she do?she beat an artist of a ship she hated with a chair once
>>532578164As The Knight itself? No
As the one behind the projection of The Knight? Plausible
>>532578061NTA but I wanna jerk off too...
>>532576048somebody needs to kill that stupid bird, this time for good
>>532578356>>532578421>its just going to be a rehash where asriel shows up as the final boss, true enemytoby you hack
>>532576789Which one hates fatfaggotry, which one is conditionally into feederism/weight gain as a part of mpreg, and which one frequently shitposts about fat man sex and mantitties?
>>532578419Doesn't seem to me like she has that kind of autism, to me she's the type to have the "the more the merrier" mentality, y'know? But that's just my opinion
>>532578381Fat hairy guys tend to have cute avatars
>>532578356 #
>>532578421 #
>its just going to be an epic callback where asriel shows up as the final boss, true enemytoby you genius
>>532578495Again lmao
It is probably the biggest reason people do not bet on AsrielKnight, it really would be lame to have him be the big bad again
>>532577736Imagine how long the matches for the newbies in the heavyweight category must last lol
>>532577039Pregante krisp
>>532577805staff got warned of her extreme proshipper behavior online (shipping her boss and writing at least 200k words of pure rape and watersports)
>>532578410I really hope you don't give up. I'm after the same thing, and if others (presumably straight) start to lose hope, I know it's beyond over for me. I mean, really... All I want is a loyal husband that will come home every day (and maybe partake in some mutual physical abuse) that doesn't see casual sex as a good thing. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only homosexual man alive who isn't a faggot.
>>532578754HOURS
That shit's RED by the time it's over
>>532578720It would be the most dissapointing, boring, and shitty thing to do.
Christ, I dont want a rehash. If toby does a rehash on top of copying previous games and even omori, then hes 100 percent A FUCKING HACK
Spamton and Tenna daring each other to wrestle on live TV!
Spamton and Tenna locking in the deal!
Due to contractual obligations, it specifically has to be a sumo match!
Spamton not meeting the weight requirements to fight Tenna!
Tenna making sure this changes...
>>532578720>people actually think the knight is the big badlol. lmao even
>>532578720won't lie, having people say dess or carol being the knight is 'too predictable' only to fucking throw out the final boss of the previous game as their answer as to who it should be instead is hilarious
>>532578139The Mikes and the Dykes
The Rags and the Fags
>>532578720>the knight is the big bad>doesnโt kill you when it easily could>shows the fun gang titans can be defeated by using (OUR) poweritโs not a good guy but itโs factually incorrect to call it bad
>>532579046Maybe if you stopped treating undertale as "the last game" you would think a little more clearly. There's not even a guarantee the knight is the actual "final boss" if there is one. Think outside the box a little, anon.
>>532579038Im too sleepy to think up of Tobys twists for him maybe it is Alphys after all idk idc *drops on bed*
>>532578430I'm not kidding If I was a teen in Kris' shoes I would actually fuck everything up by going to the dark world and constantly fucking Ralsei.
>>532579210It doesnt kill "us" because it works with Kris and it tries to kill us with a Titan who Ralsei even didnt know was killable
>>532578903some people are fine with casual sex and some people want more, i think thats fine
i tried casual sex and it wasnt for me, cant get very aroused if i dont know the guy, but if someone likes sex i dont see a problem
>Darkness is water
>the DEPTHS are the abyssal zone
>characters like Jevil saw something that made their viewpoint darker, yet darker
>Spamton shrunk from the pressure of the dark and grew big from NEO to fly in the sky (above the sea, or at least in the surface of the water's reflection of the sky)
>Tenna shrinks when he's insecure and yelled at by others, which makes him feel less purposeful and is his vulnerability as a Darkner, and means he casts less light of his own
>Dark World Darkners would experience barotrauma when brought to the "surface" (Light World) without proper adjustments
>>532579275choosing not to perceive the last game as... the last game doesn't suddenly make it any less stupid, man
I'm trying to learn how to draw in time for Chapter 5 but point-perspective tools are visually making my brain hurt despite how simple it sounds on paper
>>532578903just last year i often talked to one gay fella who would have long conversations with me venting about that very same thing, so youre not alone anon
i think the 'not viewing it as a good thing' is important phrasing for this kinda stuff, you can recognize you 'like' something while also still trying to figure out why its not good for you and how you can work yourself outta that behavior without just outright hating yourself for doing it and getting caught in a cycle
>>532579576>above the surface, and even the sky, it becomes dark and cold again, but now there is too little pressurewhich begs the question; is space the lighter than light, or just an extension of the deepest dark?
>>532579385Who says there has to be a "big bad" anyway? I mean, think about OneShot. The Entity isn't a villain, even if it seems antagonistic. There's more than one way to drive a plot forward than simple good vs bad.
I will forgive toby if he decides to do asriel knight only if asriel knight isnt the big bad.
But if he is the big bad, then he has forever ruined himself in my eyes
>>532576763I eat very healthily so he will too! My husband will be healthy and in good shape and will never suffer from weight problems
>>532579503if itโs trying to kill us, why didnโt it just make a second titan after we beat the first one? exactly
>>532576789>the lighthouse yaoioh my fucking god it's been 6 years since the movie came out
and yes, I did ship them, there was so much homoeroticism happening between those 2
>>532577805brought a yaoi paddle to a con and fractured someone's spine permanently disabling them, out of enthusiasm
remember yaoi paddles?
>>532579275It is the game that Toby Fox made before Deltarune and I'm sure that he sees it the same way and knows it would be kind of dumb if Asriel was an antagonistic force yet again
>>532578359Now convince me AsrielKnight would not be awful writing with terrible build up
>>532579497That's fair.
Me, I wouldn't stop at Ralsei, I'd love on everyone that'd let me, even if it ruins my life and they think of me as nothing because of how eager I am.
>>532579275>if there is oneFinal boss is an amalgamate of every player's playthrough where every attack takes up a save file and everytime it attacks it deletes a savefile, so the fight is neverending and the plot never ends but you get all the time to drink some heckin hot chocolate with friends
How much of a weeb is toby? Is he into old mecha anime? Because this looks similar to a dark fountan and a titan eye.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kmcXopcdLe0
>>532579784Asriel will be in the same weird grey space Kris is for obviously doing not good shit but probably having a good, misguided reason motivating them. Such has been the case with everyone bar, idk, Jevil so far
>>532579648just use ms paint bro
>>532578430Straight Kralsei?
>>532579738This is a game centered around teenagers the plot has to be at a level where Susie can spell it out
>>532579967as long as hes not the big bad, I will accept this
... Alright then.
Hi, /utg/. I'm anon. I apparently made the mistake of talking about undertale on /v/, despite it being a video game.
I went to grab something to eat, and before I knew it? Poof. Gone.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716360118
>>532579827>remember yaoi paddles?human i remember yours yaoi paddle
>>532578237>do what you want but damn it do I have to hear about it in everythingpeople who won't shut up about the kris gender debate are the main reason you won't stop hearing about it.
if you're all so tired of seeing it stop making it a relevant topic again.
the vast majority of people, especially ones here, do not care what pronouns you use for kris.
just post fave and shut the fuck up. stop sperging out for whole threads over if you think kris is a girl or not.
>>532579648I feel a bit sad when looking at some of the recent fan art since I couldn't draw like that, but actually sitting down to "study" drawing and stuff has always made me want to kill myself.
At least I know some of the "basics" but man digital drawing does not have the same feeling as drawing on paper.
>>532579792Because it already skedaddled to the church back room to fap
>>532562369she got the curse of the witch
>>532580047>I went to grab something to eat, and before I knew it? Poof. Gone.Reminder
>>532579712Space is dark but has the brightest light
>>532579785He will always be in the danger zone for too many carbs, because he's got an entire bakery in the back.
>>532578339imagine Kris using the SOUL to soak up all of his sweat after a long adventure in the dark world
>>532580047/v/ is quite famous for not enjoying discussion around video games lmao
But seriously though, they got salty jannies
>>532580052what if the male pippins is a himedanshi and the 2 get into wacky hijinks like picrel
>>532579784AsrielKnight? Maybe, but big bad? Probably not, I can see Asriel being a tryhard gamer in the Knight fight against us (fuck you azzy we're the real gamer gods you turbo chode) but theres been no reason Azzy should be wanting a Roaring
/vg/ is superior to /v/ in every conceivable way
>>532580386I will accept asriel knight as long as its done something like this
>>532580356I think Battat Green Pippins is a conditional himedanshi, he's cool with lesbians because that means less female competitors going after the MEN he likes
>>532580047hello there anon
as of late, they have had a hateboner towards anything toby related
though I do gotta warn ya if you didn't notice the sign but i see in your thread you have not played deltarune yet
you might wanna play that because here? we don't really give a shit
>>532580356>what if the male pippins is a himedanshiNo way he's a raging homo and the only reason he isn't fully gay is because he fucks Fujo
>>532579702I vehemently believe casual sex and non-monogamy is self-destructive and causes lasting damage to someone who regularly engages in it. I have a low body count (10, at most, and that's mostly oral only since they "don't count that" for some reason) and that's by choice. I've yet to meet another gay man who feels that way. And I have studies to back me up, as well as personal experience dealing with people who can't form meaningful relationships because they've destroyed their mental state with constant casual sex, so I know I'm right, but people who don't like being told that they're harming themselves will get uppity and say I'm repeating right-leaning talking points or something equally retarded to discredit me. It's not a good thing, and I will continue to tell people why it isn't. The same as I condemn the use of drugs. If a man can't understand and agree with me on these things, then he's not the kind of person I want to spend my life with. So... no. I'm fairly certain there's no one really like me out there. I don't like to think ill of people I don't know, but even your friend is likely to have an absurdly high body count despite his complaints.
I don't hate myself for what I am. I simply lament being alone because others don't want to be logical.
What if on NG+ you just completely fuck the prophecy by killing the Knight and Kris can't stop you because they're not there
>>532580602can (you) put kris under the sink
>>532580602>bird cagedog kennel
i've already saved almost 2000 images since i finished chapter 4. i still have a thousand images from when chapter 1 came out that i need to sort through and name. here's my oldest one from October, 2018
I love seeing the soul get upset
no I'm not Kris
>>532580593>MUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS>cue Kris fight
>>532580047Who wants to be with those cynical cunts anyway?
>>532580524you say this like lesbian fujos aren't a thing, there's gotta be male homos who like yuri for the same reason
>>532580514exactly!
>>532580593>new game plus>in a game already full of missitonce gimmicksI literally would pull an Undertale and just play the bosses and watch youtube for the rest again
https://x.com/Co0lSkeLEtOn95_/status/1948276401007927714
chapter 5 preview
Bringing the Roaring but the Roaring is what I call Tenna's hungry stomach noises (I stop the Roaring by ordering him tens of thousands of calories of vegetables, pasta, and meat, maintaining his large weight but giving him the right balance of nutrients to nourish a cathode ray tube)
The fujo posting is making me nostalgic for ancient Livejournal roleplaying communities. I followed a community where every character was trapped on an island with an explosive collar around their neck. They had to have sex with one new partner every week or their collar would kill them. Good times.
>>532580884>Bringing the Roaring but the Roaring is what I call Tenna's hungry stomach noisesAlright I usually just ignore these shitposts but damn it that got a chuckle out of me
the wingdinginator will beat your ass in ch 6
>>532581071Was it good for cummies?
>>532581071Tenna just got a new idea for his game show...who am I kidding, he was possibly around for the 1960s Star Trek/monster equivalent of Star Trek fujos
>>532580884spamton you gotta stop getting your husband fat
>>532580842Kino, but we'd first need to know why Kris would decide to turn on the Knight now.
>Every single chapter is gonna be padded out by making players spend hours on the super bosses for the good ending
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
People calling Knight a fraud when they've only fought a preview.
Ok honestly what would a Knight rematch be like? I bet we're gonna get some plot armor equipment that makes you unkillable. But you can take the equipment off to fight her normally as a secret challenge.
>>532580008Who knows what's in their pants... their hand.
>>532578339do you think Kris's butt & crotch also smell like apples, or is it just their hair?
>>532581324>good endingit's THE ending
but good news, normal runs let you bring something back
>>532579497Yeah same here, those goat cheeks would be filled with splooge every night
>>532579869>Kris and Susie are finally in the bunker>Kris gets a new soul, and (You) get your Vessel back>(You) immediately bolt for the exit>"Huh, I wonder where he's going..."
anons
you say flowey was wrong regarding kill or be killed.
Yet dont animals need to kill and each other in order to survive?
flowey was right
>>532581427>hurr durr there's only one endingUndertale only had one ending too.
It was leaving the Underground.
>>532579848Treating the two as linear titles within a series in any capacity is not an intelligent way to approach it. Toby Fox had the ideas for deltarune first, and created Undertale to test the waters, so who's to say Asriel wasn't intended for deltarune in the first place? It's just dumb to think "He was the final boss once already in this mostly unrelated game, so he totally won't be in an important role again or else toby is a HACK"
>>532579850Asriel would easily have the same motives as Kris. Despite talking to him every night (confirmed by Alphys) he somehow doesn't have Asriel's number saved at the start of the game. The internet goes out just before the dark worlds start appearing, which is a convenient out to prevent means of reaching Asriel. Kris actively prevents you from learning about Asriel in chapter 2, then does the same thing in chapter 4 to divert away from the knight's identity, and something similar again with the door afterwards. Asriel ran cross-country and presumably still does so in college, so he would easily be able to carry a thrashing fish woman across town and FAST at that. Kris and the knight make similar poses, Asriel started maining "sword magician" in his fighting game, and all of the green crayons are gone, while Ralsei is mysteriously green. If Asriel, being the knight, opened the first two fountains, that explains why Ralsei took a form similar to his own.
Furthermore, the knight has to be a lightner, and lightners have to eat real food. This is a recurring plot point. Kris most likely has been sneaking Asriel pie at night, which is far more logical than December somehow surviving in the wilderness for multiple years and no one reporting her as found.
>>532581390through process of elimination I know that there isn't a dick in their pants
frik
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>>532580285>>532580516>>532580948Thanks for the warm welcome fellas.
>>532580516I'll live, I'll just have to get to it, when I get to it.
>>532580780If they're gonna treat a video game like it's a bannable offense , then why bother
>>532581212I can't lie, I was more into it for the character drama and angst than the sex.
>>532579827How strong must a pippins be in order to be able to incapacitate someone with a yaoi paddle when they're that small? I'm scared...
>>532581549>genocide and neutral aren't "real" endings you want to know what's not a real ending?
dying and being sent back to a warped Ch1 instantly
>>532581352Are we even getting another fight? Black Knife feels like a definitive song, like say, King's fight or Giga Queen fight
>>532581324Do (you) really love Deltarune if you aren't spending hours on the super bosses to get the good ending?
>>532581293It's fine, Tenna does it to him back to help with getting "Big."
>>532581759Anon, I'm saying that there's gonna be multiple endings, but only "One" ending.
There's multiple endings in Undertale, but they all tie back into Frisk leaving the underground.
You're being taken for a fool if you think your choices don't matter.
>>532581784I have other shit I wanna do man.
>>532581594Okay but none of that tells me why it would be a good story for Asriel to be the Knight
>>532581802After hitting send on this post Iโm getting up and masturbating because of this pic
>>532581594Toby it makes sense but youre still a hack for repeating villains across games and universes
>>532581737>Fujo Pippins schizoboss fightScary...
I think fat tenna and fat spamton should both kill themselves for leading miserable lives
>>532582002Just say you hate the Undertale franchise lil bro bro.
>>532582026i vote for this to be her battle theme
https://youtu.be/4R9LiynCfCA?si=Gn5znf3u0zXVXQYv
>>532582082>bro bro.Shut up Jevil, you're a horrible clown.
>>532582002>they all tie back into Frisk leaving the underground.no they don't
on neutral they just dissappear without a trace
on genocide the entire world gets nuked by a very edgy girl
>>532581324>hoursLol? The only actually difficult superboss so far is roaring knight and even that shouldnt take more than maybe 1 hour of tries
Are you guys just bad at video games or something
What's fujo pippins' catchphrase gonna be?
>>532580575yeah i believe that too, i wasnt referring to (you) you, just speakin generally about that kind of cycle of self-hate->addiction->self-hate people fall into
youre right that people can get very defensive about it but dont get too defensive yourself and believe that what you yourself thought was a 'low body count' was a good sample size to generalize 8 billion people
i think the best way to approach it is to save sex stuff for down the line, if they get bored and fuck off before youre comfortable/trust theyre different, youre better off anyway
'restraint' and 'patience' are the keywords for adult relationships in my opinion, just be good friends first and take things one step at a time enjoying eachothers company, make sure you know you care about eachother before getting mixed up in the daunting feelings that come from the actual sex part
dont give up anon, were gonna make it some day
>>532582043FATtat wrote this post with tears dripping down onto his cum-leaking dice cock, projecting his self-hatred for his weight and man-lust onto his boss's relationship
Telling Ralsei that I refuse to continue the prophecy unless he gets naked and starts jerking off in front of me.
I need to cuddle with him and let him fall asleep on my chest. I love Battat...
>>532582139You know even if Asriel is the big bad for the hundredth time, Toby gets [Congratulations!!!] for Spamton, that is a million times better mystery than the slop that was Riverman
>>532582005The why is because the game has been designed around keeping a lot of details about Asriel hidden from (you). The payoff of finally seeing the first character mentioned in the game (Kris and Toriel appeared first, Asriel was literally the first mentioned by name by Toriel) finally appear, knowing it's something that we have been waiting for since chapter 1, would be well-executed specifically in the way of having him play antagonist-but-not-really. This also justifies Kris' willingness to aid the knight and would redeem him in the eyes of a lot of people. There's also the whole "Susie is a dess stand-in" dynamic going on, along with the weird purple dragon book nonsense tying the two together being a very subtle hint.
Sorry if this seems incoherent. I'm getting sleepy and it's hard to keep on topic with so many small details to keep track of.
Battat becoming FATtat after his breakup with Fujo because he's taking it pretty badly
I'm not part of the conversation but I'd personally find Asriel being the villain again disappointing because I don't give a shit about Asriel.
>>532582495But the game said that he'd be here next week, why would it lie to me :(
>>532582180>on neutral they just dissappear without a trace...and then leaves the underground
>on genocide the entire world gets nuked by a very edgy girl...and then leaves the underground
>>532582217It's only been like 20 minutes but it feels like hours.
>>532582563WHY DOES IT ALWAYS CIRCLE BACK TO THE GUYS GETTING FAT
>>532582495That sexy dragon book is the best bit I smirk everytime WHOA WHAT THE HECK
>>532581071what happens if you had sex with everyone on the island? do you just die
>>532582563>becomes fat after breakupis it to get back with her? because it would work
>>532582563Jongler and Pluey reassuring fat Battat and cuddling up with him, even as he tries to push them away because he's disgusted with his body...
>>532580575And its self-destructive... how? Because a book written by other humans a long time ago said that your skydaddy would get uppity?
>>532582495It's okay, sure, it does payoff to some things that were established, but I don't think details about Asriel's life being kept hidden, or his mentions, or the purple book have been anything but secondary recurrent elements compared to everything surrounding Dess, for example. You've provided a point it could make sense but I don't see how it's a good story beat for the story of Deltarune so far
>>532582008He won't be a villain. If he was a real villain, Susie and Ralsei would already be dead. Instead of being the final boss, you're going to fight alongside him against whatever the final fight is. Who WOULDN'T want to have Asriel Dreemurr on their team after Undertale? It's an AUtist wet dream
I want to be married to a normal size Tenna and then ask if he's gaining weight one day
>>532581759Neutral is a perfectly valid way to enjoy the game. It provides an experience not found in the Pacifist Route or the Genocide Route.
>"But there was nothing to say."Your choices, good or bad, actually mean some thing, because you're allowed to do both.
>>532581324Wrong, actually, there's only one more Shadow Crystal.
>>532580884my confession is that i find the tenna vore/feeding stuff hot but i hate weight gain fetish so as soon as you mention he's fat or the point is to make him obese the post goes from peak to the world's most efficient instant boner destroyer.
>>532577449>>532577718it's michael, none of that sounds like asriel at all except maybe the crying
>>532582863I mean he doesn't have to be the knight to be on our team in a fight
>>532582628Toriel said next week. Chapter 2 was a friday. Chapter 4 started and ended a saturday. Sunday is the start of the next week. This is unironically another reason I believe he's the knight. It's so perfectly literal that I whole-heartedly believe that it's something Toby would do.
>>532582716No it wasn't to get back with her, are you implying she's a fatfag? If so then he's in luck
>>532582125IS THAT GOLDEN FREDDY?
>>532582889that's why I put it in quotations, because it *is* a real ending
>>532582863Yeah I guess thatd be based
Anyways back to work Toby *whipcrack*
>>532582926That game could've had so much soul, I mean hell it did, why'd they have to edge it up for?
>>532583057she has an untouched fatfag side
>>532582172(He was British)
>>532582926Does anyone have Papyrus saying YOU SLIPPERY SLUT
>>532582294A japanese one
>>532583070If there is a warp back to ch1 for not...doing something, whatever that maybe, I'll take back what I said about the recruiting thing.
Assuming the internet doesnt ruin the surprise again, the friendly offer of a new challenge for a better ending.
>>532582931It's show business, for all you know he's just wearing a fat suit or employing greenscreen and CGI. It could just be a lean, mean metal machine underneath, his body so efficient that he churns his prey and food into nothingness, not even becoming real fat on his frame...
...Does that help shape your world view, your engagement with the visuals? Please, we always love viewer feedback.
Its like hes in some king of snowgrave...
>>532582674I'm not a fatfag I swear, it's just a fun idea that came to me
>>532583023>It's so perfectlyI don't get your point, what makes it perfect? If he was the knight that would just mean that he got here early and the next week comment meant nothing
Am I missing something here?
>>532582680Yeah. But that never happened. And IIRC the community allowed roleplayers to handwave sex scenes with unnamed NPCs on the island.
>>532582926Human... I remember you're DIFFICULTIES
>>532582668>and then leaves the undergroundFrisk is GONE
they didn't get dragged past the barrier in either route, they either destroy everything (without leaving the underground) until they get sent back to a remade underground again or they're stuck in some weird black limbo (still in the underground) because they never got Asgore's SOUL
>>532582751>And I have studies to back me up, as well as personal experience dealing with people who can't form meaningful relationships because they've destroyed their mental state with constant casual sexcan you read more than one sentence into the post youre responding to without knee-jerk bringing up religion
No deltarune characters are black coded
Think about that
i want bug tenna to feed me by throwing up in my mouth too!!!!
>>532583492Anon, it only takes one human soul to go through the barrier, it takes several to BREAK it.
Frisk just walks out.
fave peepee poopoo butt wipes
>>532583527>Tenna saying thank you to his employees that arenโt MikeOOC
>>532582751First of all, I am agnostic and don't give a fuck about your christian strawman. Second, it's off-topic to get too deep into in here, but tl;dr: Degredation of and long-term damage to chemical receptors in response to overabundance of the happy chemicals created by sex. Specifically the destruction of pair-bonding instincts by constant rejection thereof.
A less scientific tl;dr: When you cum with someone, you're evolutionarily designed to remain with them for the success of your offspring. This is true of same-sex relations as well, no matter how much they deny it. Rejecting this causes damage to a person. You can't ignore your biology.
>>532583887nooo he's a polite young man
>>532583263since the choice is between recruits and becoming stronger I have a feeling that the twisted sword and superbosses are filling the role of neutral, especially since their unlocks are retained through resets
If people are dessapointed about asriel being a baddie then theyll really hate everything being a simulation
>>532583618Rudy and Susie
>>532583432"perfectly literal", anon. As in it's very literal. "It's so perfectly literal".
Because chapter 5 is sunday. Sunday is the beginning of the week.
>>532583831it takes a human and a monster SOUL, that's why you have to kill Asgore
>>532582674I got the Midas touch but instead of things turning into gold itโs my favorite characters getting fat
>>532584170It doesn't, play the game again.
>>532584043I can't believe Deltarune was all a VR simulation and we were playing as Sans walking on the treadmill in his room
>>532584165Monday is the beginning of the week. Sunday is part of the weekEND. *eats a oreo for being right on the internet yet again*
>>532583432>>532584165 (me)
Sorry, you probably meant "why would he appear in chapter 3 if he was meant to be here next week?".
I mean that he will be revealed in chapter 5, as Asriel, so it's like "he got here on sunday, the beginning of the week". Sorry if that wasn't clear.
>>532584007Heโs self-centered. Thatโs why deranged attention and love starved sickos like green pippins end up existing to begin with
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>>532583956>You can't ignore your biology
REKT
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I Three Tried The Clown
And First Tried The Salesman
>>532584338American game
American developer
American work week
More like eat an oreo for being WRONG
>>532584338whether Sunday or Monday is the beginning of the week depends on the culture: In both America and Japan, Sunday is considered the first day of the week (which was also how it was back when the romans first established their take on the 7-day calendar)
>>532584426He looks like a sad bird here
>>532584229Alphys tells you that right before you exit the CORE
Flowey destroys Asgore's SOUL so you can't leave
Asgore fucking kills himself so you can grab his SOUL and leave
If you have any problem with posts in this general please contact Fave Resources.
>Fave Resources is a trashbin with sticky note labeled "complaints"
ERAM IS THE FUCKING MANTLE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE TO INTRODUCE THAT IN THE SAME CHAPTER WHERE YOU STATE THAT OBJECTS GAIN PERSONALITY WHEN GOING A LAYER DEEP INTO FICTION
YEAH SURE THE MANTLE CAN ALSO BE THE PIZZA BOX IN THE LIGHT WORLD BUT IN THE LAYER OF FICTION DEEPER THAN THE DARK WORLD IT BECOMES ERAM
"But it says its holding the shadow mantle"
You fucking IDIOT. SPAMTON is WEARING the DEALMAKERS and he IS the dealmakers at the same time.
>>532584593You're actually mentally disabled.
>>532584426There has to be a third world or Spamton and Darkners were humans or soemyhing because how does Tenna not know what an email is but knows Spamton
>>532584686Yeah, I have to be since I keep arguing with a clown.
>>532584541Frick.....*crunches on another oreo*
>>532584710Ralsei clarifies this after the pacifist fight (calling him a program). Spamton is a spam email PROGRAM. He told Tenna what an email is, and that's also how he was able to give Noelle a code that generated a glitched pet.
>>532584710Tenna is a box TV.
Spamton is literally a corrupted Internet ad.
>>532584934But thats what I mean, there is no interface where Spamton can meet Tenna in the light world. You can say Queen and King were toys of the kids, so that kinda makes sense. But Spamton?
Unless theres a third world, a link
>>532584165>>532584357Oh okay, I see what you mean
I still think that it's kind of stupid though, it hinging on Toriel just being wrong about when he actually showed up
>>532584921berdley trying to run a spam email program he downloaded from an abandoned site off a library computer so he can get money only for it to exclusively message the other computers in the library
>>532585105Queen is a laptop nigga.
Did you play the game?
>>532585105Spamton was on the laptop that Queen is. Queen is just like, the motherboard or something.
This implies Spamton can't really go anywhere without Queen also being taken there, but that's funny so who cares
I hate losing weight, I yearn for the day I don't have these extra kilos so I can stop starving myself
>>532584921What about Swatch calling him a salesman?
>>532585317he's a program that sells things over emails
Imagine if Kris got cornered by Dess and *explodes Dess's head with a magical beam* FOR JUSTICE *winks*
>>532584190The fatass touch...you're fat now! That's my special attack!
>>532585118I mean, being home from college a few days early is a hell of a lot more simple to justify than December Holiday somehow surviving for several years without any contact with civilization, don't you think? It's either Asriel or Rudy, as far as I'm concerned.
Imagine if Spamton is the puppet Dess used to beat the shit out of Kris
Noelle will be fucked straight by a completely new character name Boingus Billy who is known for "boinging" women on his giant spring like phallus.
>>532585640I'm not interested in your fanfiction
>>532584582I want him to be a happy bird
you could squash him under ur thumb if you tried hard enough
>>532585297never give up big bro
>>532584037They're retained? Didnt know that.
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TENNABROS?????????
Why does Spamton even buy with all that Kromer? CDBagels?
>>532585640What's the fastest he can make a woman cum?
>>532585940rip in pisss bitccch
>>532585282No Queen literally is a laptop. Listen to Ralsei's explanation when you play Chapter 3 dude he literally says it outright.
>>532585940>the tie is also sliced i didn't notice that
>>532585940Not like this.....
>>532586093i also didn't notice that until now. huh
Do you guys think Carol owns a revolver
>>532586090 Wait I misread
>>532585282 ignore me sorry
>>532586090...The fucking game visually SHOWS you she is a laptop, for crying out loud lol
conspiracy theory: kingfag became fattennafag
>>532586023Under 15 seconds, but most women don't survive that level of sex.
You have to at least draw it out over 2 minutes to live.
>>532584295Noelle's ojou-sama curls
Queen is queen because she is literally the mother of all the cyber darkners, they do not run without her. That still doesnt explain the implication of Queen having posters of selling some spray and being plastered over Spamton's Big Shot Auto poster
>>532585920as long as they were unlocked on that file row, you can walk to the purple cliff in CastleTown and grab it (and the boss item) from the hole (unless it's the Knight's crystal which might still be buggy and uncollect itself)
it even works if you copy an already collected save to the other slots
>>532586272no because then there'd be someone a tennafag vocally whining about all the spamtenna posting
>>532586272Which one? we are an ant army
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>>532585834Great art, also glad to see you popped in to draw something in the last whiteboard we had anon! (bottom right is mine)
>>532586402>forgot to delete a word when rephrasing the postgod dammit fuck me up the ass
Would Fave cover their body in chocolate, caramel, cheese, or tiny candies to try and get your attention sexually?
>>532586272The least convincing schizo theory ever posted in these threads
>>5325862232nd hero confirmed not Susie but Aster
>>532586272No... there's no way... That tennafag couldn't possibly be...
>>532586505I DIDN'T SEE YOURS OMG YES
THANK YOU TEEHEE
>>532555771>BerdleySometimes I think this particular fanartist doesn't even play the game
>>532586272Kingfag is allegedly still alive. Apparently in the /v/ threads. So I've heard.
>>532586272she would never break up with king, it would erase a part of herself
>>532586402can you imagine anyone here being a genuine no sharing yume, it would be hell
>>532586554None of those because I hate sweets and don't eat cheese, I would he hope he covers himself in chips at least
>>532586380Unlocked? But wouldnt you get the Crystal from beating the secret boss?
>>532585282Spamton is the email guy. If there is email, there is Spamton. He is not tied to any singular PC. The computer in picrel crashes when you beat Spamton NEO.
>>532586554no. fave is covered in grease and slime.
>>532586304Kris mpreg by monster... By... by Asriel... and the children are little bosshumans... huss? bomans? At least there's no doubt they're called "kids".
>>532586732in the threads with the guy who wants to fuck the walrus from archie sonic?
>>532584076>blocks the FUCKING wayWas this AU writen by Vivziepop?
>>532586891*Diaps Guy mpreg
>>532586782you would but even if you miss the boss you can always grab the crystal and associated item from the cliff
Seam tells you this if you forget to fight Jevil or start a new save file
>>532586272If youโre talking the one who does the detailed Tenna paintings, kingfagsโs art would never get that good
>>532586807I would not lie about this. Some anon a week or so ago was talking about it, saying someone who posts like that with the king avatarfagging and all was seen in several of the /v/ threads. I don't know if it's true, but it's also possible tangerine possessed some poor anon like a vengeful spirit.
>>532586820It doesn't "crash" when you beat it. You just literally cut the net cables. You know, Spamton's strings.
>>532580052I've always wondered how this works do they like like each other or are they just friends
>>532586272as one of the more vocal Fatspamtennafags, I fapped to fat Mettaton and Jevil before fat Spamton and then Tenna came along and captured my heart. In the Undertale days, I characterfagged for Flowey and Papyrus but I wouldn't call it husbandofagging.
Spade King is ok, I like the fat porn of him and the recent stuff with him and Queen spitroasting Tenna and this one image of a really fat Tenna trying to hump an equally fat Spade King even though Spade King had a pussy which can be hit or miss for me, but he's not a husbando/waifu for me.
>>532587185I like to think they're BFWB but the general consensus in the thread is that they're in a romantic relationship
Is anyone baking or?
I currently can't because I'm on mobile.
>>532587216kingfag very infamously hated king being shipped with anyone other than herself and didn't like porn
>>532573978teenagers are depressed that's a fact of life
If the characters had stands what would you think that their stand names would be
>>532587216Cool blogpost or something
>>532587329My thread died alone and afraid last time I tried
Tra la la. A body painted with care.
>>532587185bfwb with some romance sprinkled on top
>>532587343>The blue sky background that appears after the fight is the computer bluescreeningSometimes this game is so clever it makes me mad
All work and no play makes Toby a dull boy.
>>532587456>>532587502 (me)
Oh wait nevermind I get it, like lemonade stand
>>532587435Your thread was some chara gooner faggotry. Make a decent thread
>>532587456>>532587609When weeb meets non-weeb
does fave smash type when excited
Can we get a Ramb OP in remembrance of our fallen Brit brothers?
>>532587306>>532587490always a fun day on 4chan when I gotta open urban dictionary
>>532587682>AngyYou do it
I second a Ramb thread for the fallen
Iโm having sex with Ramb
>>532587902I'm phonepostan and don't want to get out of bed
>>532587306>BFWBthat's. literally just a romantic relationship.
you're romanticizing the idea of love to the point where you forget what it actually *is* from a practical standpoint.
>>532587108I wouldn't put it past a dramafag to falseflag her postmortem tbdesu
>>532586768imagine trying to eat chips with your mouth off of Tenna's naked body but he stretches his face out like he does in that one concept art and smooches your mouth before stealing your chips
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5th times the charm
>>532586891impreganate by dess... and noelle... and susie... and asriel... 20 impreganatos, 18 abortions..
Sans dark world form is a clown
>>532588157Here's to another 50!
>>532588134Yeah you're probably right. Maybe she really is gone. Her spirit will always haunt this general.
>>532587434you're welcome *tenna sprays you with unknown ant pheromones and waddles away*
>>532587101Why did you have to go and debunk anonโs schizo theory with this post?
>>532588176Worst post in /utg/ award
>>532588328no i mean i beat it on the fifth try
what if you go deeper into the Holidays' basement and find multiple giant test tubes with a Noelle in each one
Kingfag was ok when not dramafagging or melting down but the retarded orbiters were a big annoyance. Know that if you, orbiter(s) are still unchanged of your ways and here, Spamton will come at night and roughly fuck your ears.
Unfortunately, personalities and psychoses tend to deanonymize habitual posting, but every obsession with another poster is precious braincells taken away from obsessing over fictional characters.
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>>532588646I think everyone would be overjoyed they could have their own personalized Noelle
my theory is that I love fave
>>532588646GET INSIDE THE VESSEL (YOU)
>>532588674My fucking hero, thanks dude
>>532588625You beat it post nerf. Your achievement doesn't count, loser. Even if you have the pre-patch version, you probably didn't nohit it, which means it EXTRA didn't count.
>>532557228>>532557345This. Have ANY of you even checked the news section on 4chan? Latest update is from the 1st of October last year.
>>532586272You're not wrong
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>>532567040>The little shit thinks he has control