>>532475395>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league questions for questionnairehttps://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6
>saint 3 tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1l3s_Nz5R2Yai5dzm5h-nnKYz54s5ljGvCuFC-2pFvGI
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YE9sEh0BrdQXtnBvP8Bcya8o2R8kbatIt1_pgB8nbQc
>can sense if a tile is going to deal-in or not with 100% accuracy
How am I so good at this game?
>>532592909Confirmation bias
We gotta KILL! We need to KILL for it to work out! You think Ichihime can exist in this world with so many of them out there? Absolutely not, therefore bullets.
>>532592970I just read the bakyo and it tells me.
I'm goated as fuck.
>"This tile is gonna deal in"
>Do it anyway
>Epic mortal approved deal in
How do I stop being a soulless digital retard?
>>532593450Being a digital pushmonkey is fun, so don't stop?
yuzu yuzu yuzu!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/6a6dv2.png
>>532593450stop trying to think like an ai by comparing yourself to it for starters
the thread's gonna hate you for that though
>>532593771I have been saying the same shit for years I will never hate anons who don't listen to a copebot
>>532593771@grok is this real?
>>532593771why would the thread hate you for giving out bad advice? it happens all of the time
>>532593992No. That poster talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
>>532593156This hag knows.
bravo
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sanmakeks...
>>532593878same
naga/mortal/maka were the worst things that happened to mahjong
I still can't believe the hulkster is dead
it's as if america itself has died
I'm going to admit it. I want to fuck a doll. Mahjong.
>>532595370>some rando woke liberalgood grief
>>532595324why would you not want the playerbase to get stronger?
Dolls are fine too, but you can't get a reaction from them.
I have to admit that koito big win is the first ritual post I don't mind in like 2 years.
Detail Diatribe: Transformers One - How To Start An Eternal War
I took my nasal spray and melatonin on accident. Its so over the snooze will be legendary
>>532599105But that'll kill the 234p...
>>532599173noten with no draws left. unless you expect to pon 7p this hand is worthless. deny haitei and fold with 4s if you don't draw something safe
>>532599173You're not even iishanten with 3 tiles left, what's the point of preserving shapes?
>>532598932>3 tiles leftkan for safe tile, if you dont find one, then 4sou.
In this thread I'll hug all the non-cute anons! They have to have showered recently though!
>>532598932sadly when I link to lots of posts it gets caught on the spam filter so I can't
anyway, in the last round before ryuukyoku, everybody other than dealer is probably folding, so winning/keiten is not a concern. we wish to avoid dealing in and also kill dealer's haitei if possible
in retrospect I definitely should have just kanned for that purpose, but I got misled by the opportunity to cut 4s -> other player sees it's safe and discards it -> pon to kill dealer's haitei draw
luckily it worked out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fISfurQiWF4
'sapin
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>>532599957the problem with the pon route is that you dont have genbutsu, you're gonna pon and then push a dangerous tile into atleast one other player. it's a pointless risk, even if you get the chance, you should probably skip.
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>>532599901define recently
just 3 week's gotta be fine, right?
>>532599957so that was your hand back then
>>532600445It's fine, I haven't showered but I'm cute so I already got hugged last thread.
I brushed, I flossed, and I mouth washed.
Why can't I download logs automatically through the web client? Why do I have to type my ID into another part of the website in order to download it? If you're going to store the logs in the browser storage at least have the decency to allow me (as a paying player) to download directly from the client. Jesus Christ the original Desktop version already had this figured out when it automatically dumped everything in my documents.
>>532602169Me on the right.
>>532602169Natsuki and Fuyumi sitting in a tree
I-N-C-E-S-T
ๆฎๆฅญไปฃๅบใชใใฏ้ๆณใใ
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1yNGaLZQOpVKj
>>532602169Hey, thats me.
>Asapin feeding dealer mangan
>some other guy deals in immediately
date1
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Thanks for the kan, fatso.
>>532603602what did hatkeks mean by this
>>532602508MJS would never
>>532602508Why is she a loli only in the VN event? Why can't she be one as a playable character? Fuck you frank.
>>532604331Had the right idea with Yuzo but also had to ruin the twins... well, at least you still have the option for those.
The End of VShojo - Lawyer Explains (Fast Facts)
>>532604331maybe they didn't want to cater to lolicons for this character
What did frank means by this?
>>532604642anon looks like that!?
>>532604729Funny how that particular scene was unskippable.
>>532604729Chinks culture love feet. They used to make women wear tiny shoes so their feet didnt grow properly.
I wanted to make an utterly abhorrent post, but since I have self control I'll refrain.
>>532602087at least it lets you download logs through the client itself
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Another deserved maou win.
>>532605213How is this emote not have a horse edit yet, make one NOW, chop chop.
>>532602363Consider your payments unprocessed.
>>532605334Maou is just a luckshitter, I watch him play and his playstyle is dogshit.
>>532605071I do this all the time, and you should all be so thankful.
No Yagooey, don't lose to the demons in your head...
>>532602169can this flaming faggot finally leave my wife alone
i gotta kidnap her or something
>>532606386I got brainworms they tell to post abhorrent post
bweh
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>>532600056My fuarkin hero
>>532600056>off topic flashy garbage>"mahjong?"Bravo
Are the bongs still around?
>>532609016every bong has left the country for summer camp so we don't know for sure
>>532609016Still here it seems
>>532609016ever heard of VPN?
>>532609438No, what's that?
Very Pinfu Nomi?
>>532609438>paying to post on 4chin
>>532609467how do you pinfu nomi even more than pinfu nomi for it to be very pinfu nomi?
>>532609604No chances of getting takame win for extra yaku or dora
>>532609827Koito doesn't get one
>>532609757STOP REMINDING ME I WAS A RETARD FOR NOT ROLLING TORU AAAAAAAA
Sorry, saving my money for this one
hland radio 1939 - relax/study to | Wunschkonzert fรผr die Wehrmacht Old aesthetic sound
>>532605190are you asking me or are you telling me?
>stable diffusion general on 4han
>bongs are banned
>/mjg/ grinds to a halt
Nyo...
>>532613582mjg smokes weed?
No posts? GOOD. That means more time to focus on ranked.
>>532613692Why is her chin so sharp? I think Kaguya just looks the best out of all the bachelorettes.
>>532613990All of them have sharp chins. Also won't let the game guilt trip me into marrying my childhood friend.
>>532609016>that swimming poolhow did I not notice it the show was so peak
>>532614589Why did the famous indoor swimming pool get blown up?
>>532614589what has of special?
>open RC to play some mahjong
>try to read the summer beach event story
>get a dark time leap story about kids being made into experimental angel weapons and the collapse of the facility making them near the end of a war where they turn on their creators and start making them kill themselves while also being hunted down
fucking lmao
this is why Frank and his team are the best
>>532614985Because it was a dead pool?
sena
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>see https://www.twitch.tv/sz_me
>it's throne room without stream delay
Is that allowed?
>>532609757Is Koito not the most popular idol outside of /mjg/?
Time flies by *hic* so fast...
>>532616223>less popular than the fat mutt
>>532615626>i-it's t-throne r-room w-without delayjane4 you are such a bitch
>>532616591you got the wrong jane
>>532614129They should've just given her amnesia also to void the contract and avoid the guilt.
It's not just /mjg/ the entire site is slower than usual
Did the bongs get Great firewalled for real?
>>532617987the entire site is at camp
wow so /mjg/ was just 50 bongs in a trenchcoat after all
How I sleep knowing LordofFaggots can no longer post here
i can't believe the entire general is getting gassed in the auschwitz meetup
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WWYD?
>>532618148why do you hate this random guy, he's not on the list
How long the meetup last?
>>532618221He's just picking random >names
>>532618191no defense good value 7s
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>>532618191What are these manzu tiles?
>>532618191unironically 7s
ignore riichi and zentsu
>>5326181917s and push everything, fold if you reach the last row of discards without tenpai and you draw something dangerous
>>532617987there are british flags on the boards with flags from less than one minute ago, they're still here
>>5326181919m it won't deal in
>>532617987>>532618527I'm still here but they fucked several important sites already I'm finally going to have to get VPN after holding off so long.
>>532618676Aren't all public VPNs blocked from posting here?
>>532618676What sites? I've not noticed anything different on my end
>>532617987>>532618676I didnt read the notice. What happened in Great Britain?
>>532618887the nanny state wants age verification for some sites to protect kodomo and the sites realize its way too expensive to implement it for them so it's way easier to comply with their law by just blocking all of them.
Pic related: one of the billion kodomos the UK government has protected by banning bongs
>>532618326this is what happens when you overdose training wheels
>>532618825Civitai is the big one for me I've got like three different tools that use it and all of them are dead since this morning. It is bullshit and will only get worse if they actually start blocking sites for non-compliance.
>>532619085Well fuck. If they want to protect kodomos, just deport the shitskins out of the countries to start with.
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>>532619085What happens if a site doesn't comply? Queen sends MI6 after hiromoot?
>>532618887Anarchotyranny as usual.
>>532618191Why do you have separate accounts for /mjg/ and ranked?
>>532618191Where is the answer, fag!?
>>532618191tsumogiri
suji one chance
>>532619418You should know this, you're a lawyer.
7s
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>>532620009Just don't reply to all the posts...
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>>532609016As much as it pains me to say this, I think it's time for the map repojanny to update the map and delete every single UK anon before the angry brit moms start a witch hunt.
>>532620009don't reply to everyone next time, just my post is enough
>>532618191>>532620009i was wondering, how are people who use training wheels able to use mortal? Or solve wwyds or watch mleague, etc.
>>532620009Ok, but why not discard 7 kanji? Looks the safest one, and you make sure doesn't end in a situation you have to discard doras. Why the stupid crab doesnt considered it higher?
Oops, meant to post them all.
>>532620192They aren't capable of doing those things.
>>532620375>looks the safest oneYou are discarding right next to the dora which is more dangerous and there is no follow up to it at all you are just pushing 7m and next turn what next? Put the gun to your head and pull the trigger again? With 7s you have a 4s follow up and with 2s you have another two turns of safety. We are ryanhanten here afterall. Given 8s dosen't make 7s matagi suji 7s is just going to be better than 7m.
>>532620525What the fuck? I like the hag now?
>>532620525Quite ironic they never forget to add Agate, yet they haven't made an emote of it.
>>532620525https://oshibase.jp/news/706/
>>532620856i wonder what yakuza thinks about what their favorite game has turned into
>>532620927But that's not uma musume
>>532620683>Put the gun to your head and pull the trigger again?Yes, I will fucking do so. Alright, I get why the order. But if I'm understanding this correctly, mortal and you chose to fold in that case? If not, eventually you will be forced to discard the 7 anyway. No?
rerun the momer meido outfit yostar
>>532620889I mean, an exclusive one like some others have (Joseph, birdhag, yuzu) Strangely enough I dont have any saved.
>>532620927Hello Kitty Island Adventure?
>>532621662>VERY fast cat running at incredible hihg speed
>>532621413>Strangely enough I dont have any saved
>xenia is supposed to be a noblewoman
that's fucking dumb, she looks like a random JK
where are her drills
>>532621794she says desuwa though
>>532621901The Japanese criminal system is notoriously corrupt as it convicts criminals at 99% success rate so these figures are obviously false and they definitely rape more children than the UK
Blitz no tips
Dama ari
Majsoul Friends Room 53676(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=53676
>>532621078Just to be clear with ryanshanten you should heavily prirotize folding by a massive amount to the point normally you assign a near 0 value to your hand. This one is a little unsual because it is a rare 4 blocks with a float ryanshanten. 5p is very attractive here as it is the safest tile attacking at all like with 7s is rarely the correct move and defensive naga is unlikey to take it. You might never need to discard 7m if you for example draw 6m next.
>>532622123I hate when this happens
>>532622032I'm so sick of hearing this dumb shit being parroted in this site for over 10 years because some mongoloid picked up the number from wikipedia but neglected to actually read the words:
>The conviction rate is 99.3%. By only stating this high conviction rate it is often misunderstood as too highโhowever, this high conviction rate drops significantly when accounting for the fact that Japanese prosecutors drop roughly half the cases they are given. If measured in the same way, the United States' federal conviction rate would be 99.8%.>In Japan, unlike in some other democracies, arrests require permission of judges except for cases such as arresting someone while committing a crime. Only significant cases with sufficient evidence are subject to indictment, since becoming a party to a criminal trial imposes a burden on a suspect; Japan's indictment ratio is only 37%โโ99.3%โ is the percentage of convictions divided by the number of indictments, not the criminals. As such, the conviction rate is high.
>>532622132>ryanshanten you should heavily prirotize folding by a massive amount to the point normally you assign a near 0 value to your handwtf? thats so wasteful. and you had 3han value there.
>>532622189Remember to knock on every door loudly and wait 5 seconds before opening it to prevent this from happening in summer camp.
WTF I misclicked somewhere on the story map for the summer event in RC and apparently there's a secret piano you access. I have no idea if there's some kind of secret code or song you can play to unlock something.
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>>532622123A very Chaika-esque expression
Do Bongs even have the right to complain if they elected their government themselves? They wanted "democracy," they got it.
>>532624965If you believe the myth of democracy, then of course they all got what they deserved. If you believe that democracy is fake and gay, and that elected officials have no interest in serving their constituents, then this logic false apart.
>>532622123>comfort Misha
>>532624965Either talk about mahjong or at least have the decency to keep your troglodyte opinions to yourself.
>>532622123Thanks for joining
>>532623403I just finished learning how to play the do re mi song from Sound of Music on it
Did you know? That in Uma Musume
>>532625823Whenever your horse girl wins a race, she typically cheers and celebrates. But when Gold Ship wins, she dropkicks you!
>>532626070What's her problem?
>>532622402being a judge or a lawyer must be so weird in Japan
>>532625227Oh? Did I struck a nerve? Was an MP you voted for among those who voted for banning the Internet? Tough love.
>>532626505I feel.. detected.
yo they put male horses in the game
>>532626307I'm not British, you dumb nigger.
>>532626505But she looks 4chan.
>>532628280Pakistanis can vote as well.
>>532627016>>532628265>15 minute gap between /mjg/ postsdevastating
i stopped visiting other parts of 4chan a long time ago even /a/ or /v/, this general is the only place i care about and as such after this total bong death i cant help but fantasize how nice /mjg/ would be like if we had total ameritranny death as well
imagine...no more subhuman frognigger amaereddit spam, no more erptroonism, no more namefaggotry.... and the in general sheer low iq feel you get these recent year with these skibidi zoomer subhumans infesting this general. Lets not forget the literal dickchopping trannies from trash or whatever that shitstain board is called.
And when i say amerimutts i mean canada as well, all the new world subhumans...just imagine...
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For me it's Rice Shower
>decided to take a break after 13th episode of saki zenkoku-hen
>finally cleared up my schedule enough to get back to it
>look for episode 14
>there is no episode 14
>turns out the rest of the files are just nc eds and the op
>>532629350I popularized amaekoromo-0, but now it's just unfunny imitators beating a dead horse.
Seriously? That's her name?
>>532629990You did it? I did it.
>>532629332those look like /mjg/ posts to you?
If you "play" gacha "games", you're not white. Simple as.
>>532629990A dead horse?!
>>532626613>>532628280>20 minute gap between real /mjg/ postsits never been more over
>complains about white people on white website
I can promise u the only reason the site is shit, is because of Indonesians and jeets
SEA has and will always be the bedrock of /mjg/ excellence
>>532630570>complains about white peopleReading comprehension bros???
>>532630570It should be standard practice for sites to ban third worlders.
>>532631343frank would've let us see her vulva
>>532631343DO NOT REDEEM YOU BLOODY BASTARD
>>532630570lmao dont flatter yourself ameritranny
maybe we can stop saying bad things like "nigger" and "tranny" and use nice words to talk to our friends?
>>532632821Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... Nyo.
Today I learnt that normies say "lucksack" instead of luckshit.
>>532633958Are you sure you weren't talking to some chinese hikers?
noten
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>me when I'm noten
>>532632821Hahi! It really is free to be nice!
It's so hot I took of my shirt, but it also made me wonder if girls do the same.
How can you selfish assholes waste time playing mahjong when JonBenรฉt Ramsey's murder is still unsolved?
aru-4
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>>532636330the guy from hell's kitchen was murdered?
>>532636330it was the family
>>532636543That's his daughter stupid
>>532636330>most obvious case of it being her family behind it ever>still unsolved
>tune in to someone's uma pvp on jp server
>"this chrono genesis only has 50 skills, very few. I think we win this"
>he won it
the "share a piece of lore about yourself" trend showed me just how boring i am | Kitchen Nightmares
evens mahjong
odds touge in AC
0 kms
It's so hot I cannot concentrate. I'm off to take a nap and doing an allnighter when I wake up. Goodnight, /mjg/.
>>532638239Nini, Shirokohawk.
>>532637601evens s15
odds s2000
0 ae86
Queue avoidance tourney more like
>>532639228AI could NEVER replicate the SOUL on display here.
shan't play unsanctioned tournaments
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>>532640291>U.S. OnlyDo americans even play mahjong?
DANON DECILE wins Dubai Sheema Classic to give Japan more World Cup night success
>>532641913>non-japanese horseswhy should i care
has summer camp started yet
im waiting for some juicy pictures
>>532641913keita tosaki said danon decile is a very very horse after the victory
I wonder why we haven't heard from anyone from summer camp yet
>>532641907>>532643342No one cares fgotranny. Go back to your dickchopping general
Which Jyanshi has the best feet?
What crime will be committed at /mjg/'s 2nd ever meetup?
>>532644427Dama in friendlies
>>532644427sex with watapon everyday
you are having sexual fantasies about an overweight middle-aged man who named himself after a creature from a 30 year old trading card game
>>532646482Porn addicts do not care
>>532646482Excuse you, weโre talking about underweight twinks of Asian descent in their late 20s. Totally different.
>>532642616So it's definitely not a camel?
>>532649134it should be whats the 2nd crime ever will /mjg/ commit
>>532640514Yeah, the biggest tournament of the year ran out of slots within an hour or so of singups going up
Anyone up for some jigsaw? I need an image.
>>532650003Eyem up for it.
The day of judgement is upon us
koko https://jiggie.fun/EiCC6j
300 pieces, it should be quick
>>532646482I have sexual fantasies about nuns!
do (You) play irl mahjong?
Your Mahjong skills will improve in a fun way! Beginners and intermediate players often make mist...
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>>532652271It was actually informative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7pkWatN-4
>>532650003Do we want some more jig? Image too onegai.
>>532651998
>>532653280The autotranslated AI voices from my nightmares
>>532653835I watched it with the Japanese dub
>>532653937I will never learn japanese
>>532653280>Kyuuman = 90 000
ใไธๆฏใใปไธๆฏใใไฝๅ่ๆใฃใใๅฎๅๅทฎใๅบใ?100ๅ่ใงๅๅ?1000ๅ่ใงใใใฌใ?ใMใชใผใฐ / ๆธก่พบๅคช / ๆธๅท้ฃๆณขๅใๆใใ
my oshi looped back to m1, maybe I should play ranked
>my oshi
Anon is so pathetic...
Where is everyone...
https://jiggie.fun/l5a_b3 500 pieces
Nina was my unicorn I used to get so mad when she streamed with Shibukawa I punched multiple holes in my wall
I've never in my life have wanted to have sex with a hag pretending to be an anime girl online
I killed /jong/
because I'm banned from /vt/
I'm queuing saint 3 tourney
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nina feet
>>532653680Where the hell was the room for this jiggie posted?
Isn't it friday night in euroland?? queue up kiddos
>>532658635It was posted on 4han. All 14 emotes of Kodomo.
>>532658768We actually got a game!
le...sun๐ขook๐ขmi shiroko!
my friends, where did you go
>>532662052boring ahh game
>>532662097Eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, and more eating.
I was at work for the past 14 hours
>>532660632my tourney chat broke gg
gg
tournament chat doesn't work, so I have to say it here
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>>532662180same, if only my team wasn't jobbing..
>>532667482All the shitposters are in summer camp
>>532667595They should stay there then.
League fatigue is brutal. Still can't muster strength to play anything more than a single ranked hanchan a day
>>532667702Oh don't worry about that. There's a reason why the campgrounds are close to Auschwitz
>>532616223>good collab characters are still this popular>redman is the most popular male Surely this means they'll rerun them and give them new outfits, right?
>>532668980Yeah, right after saki part 3 and hat rerun
>>532668342We haven't heard from them since camp started. Did Kman actually get them?
>>532669142Shouldn't have played with fire.
Anyone got the picture of sangoku vs vegeta in riichi city ?
>>532668980>good collab characters>RedmanIsn't this the guy who spends his entire route throwing a glorified temper tantrum?
can we have a limitless asura koko after 2 ranked matches i still havent gotten a ron...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mahjong/
>>532635159Hahi! This post will always be good
>>532671167Time traveler-san?
aru-2
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Majsoul Friends Room 97593(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=97593
memesura
>>532672162started! thanks for joining
>>532670528He's right though.
>>532673001heeyyyy campies~
>Riichi City collab have all been slop except for the Ten collab
>Mahjong Soul collabs haven't been much better either
What's the fucking point
>>532673504The best character game bundled with the game so why even bother with collabs?
i'm not queuing
why does this tourney need 2 weeks when everyone has already given up
>>532673504I still want Steins;Gate for Mahjong Soul.
>>532672162im sorry i didnt think that tsumo would shadowrealm you
So when did the camp start/end anyway?
I never really paid attention because I'm american.
>>532675446It's not too late
I feel tired now
I think I'll unqueue
>>532672162ggs fun games!
nice yakuman and cool hands in the last game
>>532673504The most disappointing thing about the MJS collabs is they only really go for the safe super popular shit, so we'll never see any dark horse picks ever. Whereas with Riichi City, they either don't have the pull or budget to get the super popular shit so they have to get creative with what they can pick.
Mahjong Trainers Room (South - 4 Player): 91738836
Room Theme: https://youtu.be/qZWJ22xllZU?si=rjquoqcIbCpLT5Ae
>>532679875Mahjong Soul is a horse game
I don't have a horse in this race
The only horses I care about are the ones in the romance of the three kingdoms.
I'm a zoomer which television adaptation of the three kingdoms is better, or should I just read?
>>5326822762010 is fully translated and good.
>>532682276Book is literally LOTR but good
I forgot to do my dailies
>>532682541Basically nothing in common but ok.
>>532682669Brown hands typed this post.
>>532682541>>532682687He meant the Bible but good.
>>5326793923/4 it's (You)r time to join!
Umas got nothing on Hex Mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws1iXRI70AE
>>532682276>zoomerSouten Kouro because you would be bored by both live action shows.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Id5ZGhvW-sw
>>532682847>"I have faith in my evil"
>>532682890AAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
>>532682890Too late, I already downloaded the first 12 episodes of the 2010 show. I'll keep this in mind
>>532682890I watched an episode of this and it seemed pretty bad.
>>532682847All these beards on the chinks aren't even real lmao
Bunch of literal sissy eunuchs playing tough
I think Cao Cao is a cool man
I'm freaking the fuck out right now... Someone was banging on my door and they sounded like legit CIA guys like BOOMING deep voices telling me to open the door and they need to talk about mahjong. Like holy fuck, the voice was almost DEMONIC. Growling with ascending and descending tones, a very impressive range and strong vocal stamina.
I go to the door and it's a pair of out-of-shape pudgy little middle aged men. One of them was like a fat Asian guy. They looked really weak and tired, there was a palpable sense that these guys hadn't had three square meals in weeks
They start immediately demanding money that I supposedly owe them, something about how meatup mahjong debts deserve to be paid. I just slammed the door in their face. Fucking scammers, I basically never fall for this shit as I have a pretty high verbal IQ (I am Brahmin so it comes naturally)
>>532683981This beard is 100% real and the reason is because I would be sad if it weren't.
Just watch Ikkitousen instead
>>532682847I think being tramped upon, destroyed or even killed is a fair price to keep your morals intact.
I wish I could think the opposite of this, I wish I could be an amoral villain, but I'm simply not allowed to by some sort of inherent genetic coding that I don't understand and that I can't rewrite.
>>532621901>Northern Ireland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
>>532684710>Ikki Tousen (Japanese: ไธ้จๅฝๅ, Hepburn: Ikkitลsen; lit. "A Mighty Knight Who Matches a Thousand Knights") >also known as Battle Vixens in North Americalol
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>>532679392She came so close
>>532686203Mario..... what did you mean by this?
Odds friendly
Evens mememodes
Limitless Asura Room 50636(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50636
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WWYD?
(You are Mortal)
>>532687007>forgot to save the audio nameRoom them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxIXxrdafbo
>>5326871765m, junchan sanshoku commitment
>>532687176>oya yakuhai doradoes it go 0m here?
update the sheet ... please ...
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>>532687176>>532687373>>532687484>>532687548>>532688008It folds(?).
I have to admit I don't like it. Especially this second 1m discard.
>>532687605>(You)not top 4
>That guy you hatesomehow now in top 4
>>532687176I'd go for san shoku so probably something like 7s.
Knowing the bots, they'd probably keep 7s and drop shit like 1m or 7m because it looks best or some shit like that. Don't think they'd actually drop the aka 5m for junchan.
>>532688258I hate him too
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Heartbreaking: The worst guy you know just riichi'd
If we evolved from Ichihimes why we still got Ichihimes?
>>532689051Because we didn't evolve... we devolved...
I'm watching the Hololive Summer Karaoke relay right now while playing ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv4UY38RVRI
>>532689051I evolved from Miki actually.
Why do things keep evolving into cats?
>>532690150They don't, they evolve into crabs.
>>532690334>>>/r/mahjongsouls
Going to Amazon order that supersonic cat skinner today
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Mahjong Trainers Room (Long - 18 Player): 56710200
>>532690672Gold Ship big win.
Can you stop posting uma rooms in here?
You aren't welcome, go post on IRC.
Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You'll never find us, but victim or perpetrator, if your number's up... we'll find (You).
>>532690672Keep posting uma rooms here. You are welcome.
I'm here to jack off and play mahjong and I'm all out of copper
you don't need copper to queue tourney, just saying
No umaposter ever called me a nyagger
>>532684249Starting stream in 10 minutes on the usual cytube. Will Liu Bei continue to be a nigger after Zhao Yun pulled off a Jackie Chan?
>>53269067213/18, show me your endurance umas
>>532688612Why don't (you) do it bucko.
Nyoooo, the cuties hag is playing horse game. It's so over.
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>>532693796What did Hayasaka Aryan do to deserve being put in a comic like this?
>>532693796LordofBees had a hard life
KASHTIE KESHTIE KESHTIE
KIMI NO KESHTIE
Is there a connection between the "uma" term in mahjong and horses?
>>532690672I missed it again, stop posting kokos at 2 A.M.
stable diffusion is so difficult...
>>532694415uma means horse
>>532690672>both my umas got bad moodI say rigged
>>532694591i keep losing horse poimts in ranked
>>532690672Long really is a shitshow my best horse got boxed in and having all the stamina in the world can't fix that.
>>532694591Yes, I know that, but does the uma term have any relation to horses other than being the same word?
>>532694940>3 fingersthe absolute state of AI keks
>>532694947no amount of power can save you from getting blocked
>>532694591do japs have a concept of horse girl?
>>532694591Uma means delicious
>>532694540I sat at 3/4 in tourney for half and hour and the memeasura lobby was a fake. I'm willing to play mahjong if you are.
>>532695227No. It was invented by cowboys in the 1850's.
>>532695306nta but I'm on the lobby
>>532694947It's over for you when you get blocked. It can't be helped.
>>532695276that's just them saying umai poorly
normal rules
Majsoul Friends Room 58775(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58775
room theme:
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Finally managed to deal in when declaring riichi and I had to completely modify my playstyle to be even capable of doing it. Do I understand correctly, that the second of these two retarded achievements requires me doing exactly the same, but also going precisely between 0 and 900 points with my discard, so that I have no "sticks" to call riichi? (Not sure why it says "again," since it's the same riichi.) This achievement is even more ridiculous than the one requiring me to finish the match with exactly 0 points, since it is impossible to actually aim for any of them. It would make more sense if I could go below 0, as I could at least do the exact same thing I did for the first achievement while having <8000 points and hoping to get hit with a mangan, but Tournament Asura is tobi ari, so it's just RNG at this point. Who comes up with such achievements?
>>532694947Not sure how it exactly works but one of the meta in JP is to put a slow front runner in your team to grief the other player's pace runners
The bullets they fired while attacking others went around the world and shot through their own hearts.
>>532695942let me eat first
>>532695117absolute state of fleshkeks
how does chatgpt make PNGs that are so large?
>>532695703I never want to hear horse game bitching in here again nobody plays mahjong here
>>532696318have you tried asking ChatGPT
>>532696813shan't talk to women
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The connection to horses likely stems from the term's cultural or historical association with horse racing, where placement (first, second, third, etc.) is critical, much like in mahjong's ranking-based scoring. In a Reddit discussion, a user notes that "uma" meaning "horse" is referenced in the context of Japanese mahjong's final position payments, drawing a parallel to the "Kyung-Ma" (horse race) in modern Chinese and Korean mahjong variants, where chips are used to track wins in a race-like system. This suggests the term "uma" may evoke the idea of a competitive race, aligning with the game's emphasis on placement.
However, the exact origin of why "uma" (horse) is used in mahjong scoring is not explicitly detailed in the sources, and it may be more of a linguistic or metaphorical carryover rather than a direct reference to horses in the game itself. No mahjong tiles or mechanics directly involve horses, unlike the sparrow (้บป้, mรกquรจ) referenced in the game's name, which relates to the sound of tiles clacking
everyone is a sleep but i have jetlag, what should i do?
>>532697049ok gemini is this true
>still waiting on the xeniakek to q
>>532695703still 2/4. not a good look, burgerkeks...
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>>532695973No? That's not how front and pace interact with each other.
No one uses front runners in the current Takarazuka CM because you do not want to run front and give all other pace umas more skill activations.
You can run oonige but you will need at least 1600~1800 stamina which is not good since pvp is banning all debuff skills right now.
>>532697229join the lobby 2/4 tourney
I'm thinking about what to jack off too first, then I'll join
>>532697334>hannahfag in my koko
>>532697451Jerk off the Fuji
>>532697478Alright. We are waiting on the tourney then.
>>532697602wrong way saar
>>5326957033/4. almost there!
>>532697602I'm already qualified though
I'm home now. Let's get this party started!
>>532697661fk I missed it
>>532697805host another koko!
>>532697308I'm using an oonige, nige and senkou though...
>>532697909We're waiting for (You).
>S4 in 2nd place
>Scores are pretty tight
>Been feeling drowsy since the match began
>Deal into a fucking haneman riichi and end up in 4th
>Wake up from the shock but by then it's already too late
fucking fucking shit, I've really have to control myself and stop queueing when I know I might start feeling sleepy
>luckshat to death in ranked
>was 30 seconds too late to queue
my mentaru is shattered
i need booze
>>532700375once again, it is YOUR turn
Takopi just wants everyone to be happy Takopi did nothing wrong
>antagonist is evil because... he fucking loves NTR, used goods and hags
Bravo chinks
vr chat mahjong https://vrch.at/7uga02fd no vr required, don't have to use mic there's text available, all automatic like in jong soul. 2/4 for a table
>antagonist is evil because he kills 2ch posters and a lolicon
>>532701493He kills an innocent family for no reason in like the first episode. And they're hardly the only innocents he kills.
>>532694415https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ใฆใ_(้บป้)#้ฆฌ่บซ
https://mj-news.net/quiz/20181107111186
https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q11193953451
>it really does come from horse betting terminology
>>532702203Umamusume is mahjong core
>>532702340Ok but keep it in your general and stop shitting up ours.
doko, not playing cringe vr
>>532695703ggs. poor adeptchad
>>532695703thanks for the games ggs
we must secure the existence of our general and a future for adeptchads
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>>532703270A lebensraum if you will
>>532703771sharing crow bathwater at the summer camp
are all the koko makers in poland?
I just came from a 4th. I need to rest a bit.
Someone farted very loudly at summer camp
I'm not playing in a tourney that didn't have a sign-up sheet
>>532704547Let me steep my tea and I'll queue.
I'll brew my mint tea and watch the tourney. And no, I will not participate.
>>532704636this is need names
>Online: 1
Don't give up...
>>532704430yeah I just did it again, problem?
which one of you is this?
>>532706581>filename>high resolutionnot one of us
>wake up in summer camp
>butt hurts
>>532706715the night is still young in poland, they're probably drinking
i expect your post to be the case in like 5 hours or so
Anon told me to queue and left me all alone.
fuck off tourney niggers, make a room
>>532707089i can queue memesura if you want
memesura, online: 1
get in here
lol
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>>532706581>Jordan PetersteinI've read his books and they were fun, but not helpful in the least, basically just a scam.
Have these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqhpxFoF2Iw
>>532707479why is someone entering and leaving every two seconds
2/4
>>532707623Don't worry about it
>>532707623Dont ask that.
>>532707725MEMESURA BROS?
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it's over
>>532707819Shan'tsure, more like.
all memesura anons are at the summer camp trying play it analog and testing if being intoxicated makes calculating joker waits possible in real life
>>532707595ntr makes you better at mahjong
Uhmmmm...
Double yakuman... or tsumo nomi...
Uhmmmm...
>enter 4th avoidance lobby
>Online: 3
>enter memesura lobby
>Online: 3
>go back to 4th avoidance lobby
join us!
Evens memesura
Odds 4th avoidance
0 fap
I would play memesura, but dont want to lose my rank
>>532708903I just went to see if your game started and since it didn't that means you're free to come over!
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>>532709110Isn't your rank based on your best two consecutive games? How do you lose it?
>>532709117How about you guys come over to us? We have a joker tile!
>>532709317it is what it is
>>532709865that was me again
sorry
sorry I just wanted to watch I'm in bed
kneel to the gimmickchads
what if you queued right now
just kidding haha
unless...?
I haven't showered in weeks.
The stench is so bad I can still smell it because my nose simply refuses to adapt to it and my brain feels the need to constantly warn me about the incoming health complications.
GG memesurabros. So unlucky
Absolutely awful results since switching to Toki .. perhaps it's time for a change ..
>>532711550this, but i showered yesterday
it's simply too hot
how does sex with toki feel like? does she just lie there and stare into nothingness?
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we were so close to double nagashi...
>>532693796Holy shit
Imagine if your main was put in this comic
>>532712879yeah, these retards ruined hayasaka for me
fortunately i don't even have her, but i feel for anons that do
>>532712879no one makes comics of the dog
>>532712879>>532712972I genuinely wouldn't care.
You anons are mentarulets, grow up.
>>532712606Make sure that you really tap into your inner self so that the character you pick is aligned with your soul. Yostar obviously penalizes your luck if you don't pay up, and they're aware you could just switch characters to make it seem like you're a paypig. But if you actually had to spend money immediately, it would discourage returning players. So picking a character that the system doesn't expect will make it seem like you've turned over a new leaf and restore your synthetic flow.
she does look rather mannish in this emote
>>532713046Sorry I'm at campf
I'd read Saki if the tit sizes were the same as in the anime and if the girls wore panties, otherwise it feels as if I'm reading a bad parody. A shame.
No way this soulless bot doesn't daburiichi
>>532713187yeah, mein campf
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new thread now
https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/a2/bf/a2bfeb35649b3fbd69b31a30fc6f7a30.jpeg
>>532712789There's a reason they named it nogashi nyangan, nya.
Majsoul Ballroom 80363(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80363
4 player hanchan, 2 han minimum.
Guests are requested but not required to arrive in proper ballroom attire, meaning fancy gowns for female jyanshi and suits with ties for males.
Let's play some high class mahjong.
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>>532713486It should've been Nodoka!
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>>532713083I take the character selection seriously, and I chose Toki because I did feel a little bit of soul-similarity, and also because of the general perception that Toki is a lucklet and succeeding in the ranked climb with a lucklet character would be a true test of adversity, but it has been too soul-crushing to continue on this path .. every single riichi pinfu - 0 ura ..
>>5327136022/4, be sure to make your reservation while there's still time!
>>5327136023/4, reservations are going fast!
Fucked up how each time you say birdhag, it sounds like birth hag.
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>>532713602Still 3/4, don't think I don't know you've been online this whole time.
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join the room already.
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>>532713602Full and started!
I'm too tired to play after a couple of hanchan and memesura.
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>>532713236daburi is kinda trash here, you have sanshoku and iitsu pinfu as options that you can develop and they both get more value with a riichi than daburi dora.
that one was for southhag
Dama in my elegant koko. I wont forgive this.
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IRC is so quiet...
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Another episode of "Yostar fed the sealclubbers"
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>shit haipai
>bad draws
>rigged ippatsu
>opponents tsumo a mangan+ on my dealer turn
yep it's mahjong time
>>532719576I can't believe kman didn't stream the massacre
>>532713602>damaleia-8.png
>>532713602Good night and thank you all for attending tonight's ball. For those of you who are perhaps unfamiliar with the process of jonging, dama is nashi on the dance floor.
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>>532713602Just tell me from the start it would be 3 against me. Fucking dama nigger. still gg was fun aside form that
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>>532713602It's shrimple, I draw closed ssk, I channel my inner kman.
>>532720889Mahjong is always 3 against you, unless you're playing shan'tma, then it's only 2 against you.
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What if they haven't been massacred? What if they all come back alive and well?
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The Best Moments of Suiseiseki (English Dub) Part 1
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Whoever comes back alive better start a novel series retelling how everyone may or may not have been massacred by a witch.
>(English Dub)
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Traditional fries, curly fries, or potato wedges, anon?
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So where'd all the tourney queuers go
>>532721712Turns out they were all british
>>532721597Traditional "fries" (chips).
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2/4 for 4th avoidance tourney
im tilted so free points
>>532721597The taste value of a fry is based entirely on the amount of salt quantity that it can hold, so traditional fries are best.
>>532721597duchess potatoes
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>>532721849My flow has been utter shit, let's see what's worse, your mentaru or my curse. It will be a true 4th avoidance match between the two of us.
>>532721597Wedges, sweet potato.
>>532720341he did but it's the stream was on facebook
lost media from the start
they call my dama in friendlies
>>532722271can you teach me please?
what's the percentage of hag emotes occupying our image slots?
dama in friendlies is in poland
what if you made your name >names
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>>532722404that's already a name
>>532721296NTA, but cooperation is what separates casual mahjong players from good mahjong players.
>>532722789yeah we were all cooperating against him specifically
>>532712617i just showered again, after ca. 24 hours
i had to wash my armpits three times (two times with regular shower gel and once with antibacterial hand wash), but they still smell a little
it's simply too hot for me to exist
>>532722858Good, good.
Fuck that anon in particular.
>>532722991Get yourself some cuntoid deoderant, bro
>>532722991>>532712617This is why I don't go outside and never shower.
Simply too much effort that can be avoided by being a stinky NEET.
>>532711550>health complicationsare there really any besides pimples?
i thought it was mostly social. because fuck sitting next to someone that reaks
Bravo burgerkeks.
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>>532723265there are literally bacteria swarming around your every joint and between your every hair
None of you unwashed heathens are getting hugged next thread.
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I haven't washed my hair for 3 weeks
>>532723435That's because you're bald
>>532723265There are plenty, especially in the long run.
>>532723517my hair is washizu's length actually
I wash everyday
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>>532723384you literally die if you kill all the bacteria living on and in you
you want like a 1:1 ratio
>>532723614yeah, but the ones that make you stink are not good for you
the cool ones don't give out any smell
>>532723609Hahi! You're a role model everyone should try to emulate!
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shan't queue with a luckshitter
>>532724001that feels right desu
What the fuck is up with you people
How do you even live like that
Be clean
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>>532724383don't worry I'll also be there jobbing for your sake
>>532724504clean me up, soapland lady
>>532724001lingjanny should add this emote to the script
>>532730239filename doesn't fit the regex, don't want to change this just for this emote
>>532730481what would fit the regex?
>>532730529any alphanumericstring-digits.extension
so fujitahahi-4.png or something
>>532730529the regex pattern or the string?
board sure is slow today
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