Previous:
>>532605134>Game news (EN)Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpCM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Special challenge for /una/:
Spell her name. No cheating.
>>532621760matefuackufumotherfucker
Mambo has spots for 2 /uma/dachis in need of a club
if you can't find it leave your id and I will send you an invite
Sex with Gold City
Sex with Espoir City
A threesome, perhaps.
baksh
md5: 4efd8727be4c86d42a77be250ad81c6d
๐
I did a bakushin
>had to deal with bubzlets before
>now the same but with kitalets
just get lucky, it's just that easy
Cygenerous...................
Will this thread be slurperfree?
>>532621760you do this so frequently it's easy
matikanedaughteru
3
md5: c5c95f81f6ca7899f2150dda17cea120
๐
> What a lovely round amount of carats you have
> Would be a shame if we gave you exactly 3 just to mess you up
Video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9aV8FUVUKU
IMAGINE LOSING
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>532621805why do i see some people do so many races? is it just for the achievement Carats?
Why did CUMA do it?
Should we mass report 55 to Cygames based on real and made-up crimes? Basically things which are against the TOS
Start falseflagging now!
>>532621889My paid carats end on 1
going to take ages to get that fixed
>>532621760Makikanefukukakine
>>532621941it's the best way to farm skill points
wtf i love king halo now??
>everyone calls her a nepo baby
>actually is a desperate underdog
>>532621941yeah and to farm some trophies I didn't have
made like 1k carats that run jej
>>532621760Mati kane fuku kitaru
>>532621857I wanna slurp Bakushin's sweaty pits
>>532621832>we already have schizos arguing against KMR giving more gibs to make up for the faster schedulesI can feel a new /gbfg/ forming.
>>532621993I have no idea what any of this means
>>532621760matikanefukukitane
>>532621941G1 maxing for affinity but its barely worth doing until the revamp.
Why is there no chart with race lengths on one axis and strategy on the other axis and all the support cards put in their respective place?
>Installs weekly quotas and imports d*scord refugees>internet shits itself for a single day so I can't play>booted before quota day even came for the first timeWell, at least that solves the issue. I was gonna leave after the month was over anyway. It's not a fucking /vg/ club if you're recruiting random discord furfag cubpedos. I disavow CUMA and its SEAmonkey/SEAmonkey-adjacent danchou.
Not my danchou!
>>532621760ใพใกใใญใตใใใใ
I don't actually know if I did that right, but I disagree with the use of "T" in place of the "chi" sound.
>wins every race
>ura qualifiers start
>>532621953you missed the update bro and there's even more since this version was made
>>532621802eu amo mambinho!
>>532622109she appreciates you trying lil bwo
>>532622207take focus so you don't get raped by late starts
>story auto mode doesn't wait for voice lines to finish
I'm kinda jelous of how much romanticism and love the Japs seem to have for their horses, media coverage probably plays a big role there but so many horses seem to have all sorts of quirks to them that people pick up on and attentive fans who follow them regularly even after they've retired, lots of passion involved from the fans, stables and jockeys all around.
My place has a decent horse racing scene that I used to watch way before uma but the horses were always just names with the jockeys being the sole focus, most of them trying to become all sorts of micro-celebs and the horses were pretty much forgotten whenever they weren't racing, and even the winning horses tend to have shitty and short retirements with the stables, jockey and fans not really giving a fuck.
Pic unrelated.
>>532622083I can't blame them if they want to jump ship to be honest, the uma team has done an amazing job at keeping the game fresh for the last 4 years and a half despite a few hiccups, while the GBF team has been doing everything in their power to make the game worse in every way possible ever since 2020
>>532622321People who eat noodles
rice shower doesn't deserve that
>>532622163>but I disagree with the use of "T" in place of the "chi" sound.The character limit for names disagrees with you.
>>532622321bootlicker, shill, etc etc
ok at 526k score to class 6, i think im safe
There's also a 1 million followers gibs in JP.
>>532621953>>532622219danchou posted his spreadsheet again
>>532593130 and started kicking people who didn't hit the now daily quota
since he posted the spreadsheet he's kicked 2 more /uma/dacchis and replaced them with more people from discord
Can distance/startegy rank go up to S?
>>532622441+1 carrot juice!
>>532622512Maruzenski with a mask.
>>532622512EL
CONDOR
PASA
I love her
>>532622487Why does he even still insist on clinging to this place? He'll get what he ultimately wants if he just replaces every /uma/ member with discordniggers.
>>532622487quota niggers should be hanged
>>532622349where do you live anon?
>>532622321KMR's most loyal soldiers
>>532622487It's the dishonesty of his post thst gets me really, I see anons here begging for clubs every day but zero posts saying "we've got a few slots open in CUMA" and yet he just HAD to pull in a bunch of groomerpedos.
>>532622321Itโs /gbfg/โs term for a bootlicker, but in a more negative sense. It refers to people who defend the game regardless of the terrible decisions the developers make and consume whatever slop and shit the devs throw at them.
CUMA
md5: 455df43bb4a3972aa6f2ddc7fac951b1
๐
>>532622512useless cunt that always loses
>>532622321People who genuinely enjoy a video game to the point that it makes the uppity seaniggers that spend all day on /vg/ shitposting about games seethe.
>>532621953>>532622487uh oh we're not beating the /gbfg2/ allegations if this is already happening
I love her so much bros...I run her card on all my runs.
>>532622743calm down Montjeu
Why are hopeful stakes so hopeless
>>532621953He realized that most of /uma/ are leeching shitters
>>532622512matikanefukukitarupasa!
>>532622487>self-proclaimed coomer>actual scumwhat a surprise
>>532622487And the retard's operating based off the completely irrelevant metric of fans/run as well, as if that statistic doesn't tank every time someone does a Haru run AKA the only/half of the dirt runners most people have. Or as if it actually matters compared to total fancount in the end. So not only do you have to meet his gay new quota, he wants you to do it HIS way! Fag's putting people on fucking "observation" and shit.
So, anyone in there better not ever try to make a new Urara for TT or anything, or else you'll fail his hourly quota!
>>532622487Nah fuck this, yeah Im quitting the game cause of danchud autism. I dont want to deal any of this
>>532622918just join a casual shoe trading club bro
>>532622918just ignore his club lol
wtf
>>532621760matikanefukukitaru
My capper keeps getting clobbered in dirt races landing 8-12th, no shot a B raking ia fucking her up that badly, right?
>>532622630every club should have a small quota even if its a casual (100k a day/1 failed career run would suffice)
i dont want to be in a club where everyone just collect 20 login carrots and log off
people who actually play the game will eventually leave the club if it's full of corpses
Thank god I joined the one good /uma/ circle
>>532622918>quitting the game just because of that one retarded faggotDon't do it, umadacchi. We'll make our own club; with blackjack and hookers.
Me and a buddy that got booted from CUMA will probably make one soon, actually.
>>532621760matikanefutanari
>>532622349The JRA, Japan main racing agency, shifted their approach to humanizing the hors more after the first keiba boom with Haiseiko.There's now a few monthly magazines that covers not just the jockeys or races, but also interview the stablehands, the grooms, and various other related staff to hear more about the hors and their personality and quirks.
You can see this approach with their old adverts like these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WDv_gxC5hA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQy3m9OPixo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDpK38Lhdac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS1H745qD4
>>532621760Matikunufukutari
>>532622879Very cute urara collection
>>532622487> Kicking people a week before guilds rank instead of on the 1st of the month4chan is a special place
>>532622219thank GOD i'm not in a club with "danchou" spammers. that shit is so fucking cringe
>>532623016Too much stamina, not enough wit and power (B dirt debuffs your power).
>>532622487I'm still in CUMA and I don't even know if it's worth sticking it out until the 1st for rewards with how our club leader has been acting recently
who knows if he'll suddenly kick every /uma/ player before the 1st at the rate he's been going
is getting the funny Bakushin song just a random event for her career?
>>532622487What a niggerfaggot, I'll leave soon as possible if we get any rank below S
why does the game lags when i move my cursor
>be annoyed at poor bitches crying about the lack of free shit the game gives you
>NOOOOOO YOU'RE DEFENDING THE DEVS Y-Y-YOU S-SLURPER
no, i am simply tired of being in the presence of retards crying into a void. the developers are not here. they will not hear you. KMR does not browse this thread, i'm pretty sure he isn't even actively working on this game.
i do not need to see you debasing yourself in public to wish for an entirely alternate universe where you are heard by the developers reading this very thread and you get 20 cents of game currency so you can immediately blow it like the dumb motherfucker with no foresight that you are.
>>532623132Didn't /umagg/ kick their top fans because of some shoe drama? Two clubs on the opposite spectrum of autism
>>532623250>tl;dr *slurps*
Remember to always reply with ้ปใ when your club leader demands you to keep up with the quota. It's tradition.
>>532623136this is the second instance of people typing in the club chat that I've seen since I joined, the first was people posting their kitasan black roll status the day the banner came out
>>532623202I certainly wouldn't trust him not to but at this point it's hard to kick anyone else because it would tank the ratings
>>532622918His club is the kind you point and laugh at while finding your own comfy and casual shoe trading club. Like a clown car that crashed and is now on the side of the road. Don't get too stitched up about it.
>>532623202Pretty sure we (CUMA) won't get rewards until September 1st, since the club was created in July and is currently unranked.
>>532593130spreadsheets for a gacha is insane
>>532623249is that a normal uma?
>>532623250Woah! Calm down there buddy, talking too fast may make the dick slip from your mouth!
>>532623202Well, no reason to leave yourself now unless you are singlehandedly carrying the club and wanna stick it to him.
Just hope you don't get kicked until the first, collect your rewards and look for greener pastures.
What rank is CUMA even on to try and be this turbo sweaty?
>>532621694 (OP)https://youtu.be/kh-t1V_HqtQ?si=-c727E-E71zv50TL
Cabbage Man is covering Uma and the Users in Japan are warning that essentially if foreigners do not stop posting extremely erotic works service can stop in GLOBAL version due to horse owners being upset about it and pull their IP from Umamusume.
>>532623318but you did read it, i know.
>>532623297how long until the socialist "quota will be based on the average" anon start kicking people if their fan count is too high
>>532623334>้ปใbased urara
>>532623334based urarabro
>>532623416>What rank is CUMA even on to try and be this turbo sweaty?unranked
>>532623250They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>532623249Miss America biggest fan
>>532623416Club was made this month, around the 9th so unranked
>>532621694 (OP)I want to sniff and lick her armpits
>faggoty horse owners can EoS a gacha because they own they somehow own the likeness of a fictional anime character
Thats not how the law works, just cygames being retardos
>>532623469Imagine joining a club that tryhards and kicks /uma/ for trannycord in the month they can't even be ranked....
>>532623529We won't get rewards on 1st? Fuck. Should one leave before end of the month?
>>532623249taco bell employee
>>532622708Is there a medical term for the kind of sydrome exhibited by people with absolutely no achievemnts in life putting in disproportionate significance into any position where they have the slightest authority over people, overmanaging in said position, and naturally ending up failing because of their insecurity?
my club is comfy
we love red shoes and bakushin song
>>532623418>Some literally who E-celeb you expect me to know for some reason>Users in JapanIt's a nothingburger, just the usual fag trying to use any random bullshit for content.
>>532623249Let's Jump or Ketchup Step or something. I can't recognize the mob umas.
>>532623462>>532623529Well, then I hope all /uma/ anons just leave right now and leave him to his little discord circlecerk.
>unironic slurpers
>danchode/club drama
/uma/ is also speedrunning a general's death cycle it seems
Can anyone post the webm of Grass Wonder putting her ear to the door
>Supposed to be a strength obsessed horse
>taking the cap off a water bottle without struggling is a big enough achievement that she celebrates it
What the FUCK are those bottles made of? Tungsten?
>>532623701Does your club have space?
>>532623701my club is half dead and half full of retards
>>532623612discord/subreddit moderator
it's in the DSM-5
>>532623714True. Why not tank his rating. Just leave and it fucks him for a month
>>532623701my club is 4 people
>>532623785This is why quotas are important as long as they aren't excessive
>>532623737VGH.... THE GOLDEN GENERATION (and King Halo)....
>>532623750Maybe she didn't screw it off. She just ripped it off.
>>532623597If the club was made in July it won't get ranked until September 1st
I'm not used to gacha games, so I donโt really get why some of you are begging for free currency so much. Isnโt it kinda meaningless if everyone gets it?
Free stuff affects the gameโs longevity as youโll hit the ceiling faster, and devs will start designing future content around the amount of currency theyโve handed out.
I get that free progress feels good, but getting angry over it makes you look like a drug addict throwing a tantrum because someone took away your happy juice.
>>532623750Man she ripped the cap from that indestructible plastic band in one try
>>532623849SHUT THE FUCK UP!
KING! HALO!
>>532623842the only quota that's needed is logging in every day to trade shoes
The club was created on 9th of July, does this mean we won't get rewards on the 1st of August?
>>532623750I mean horses can carve granite by poking it with their fingers a lot. Uma water bottles are prolly some hardcore shit if it doesn't crumple being gripped a little bit
>>532623881>Isnโt it kinda meaningless if everyone gets it?It's 50% dumb people who don't understand this and 50% people memeing and don't actually caring about free gibs.
5
md5: 2bf7c9ca93029ada60f4ca9dd04b9f65
๐
5
>>532623826They need the rewards too. Bet they'll do a mass exodus once they get it. CUMA danchode will have to replace everyone there with discordniggers
>>532623913Yes, your leader is fucking retarded
>>532623912That shit is impossible to track unless you monitor the club 24/7
Fan count is the only trackable metric
>>532623913holy bricked, try again in the next gacha
>>532622708>>532622219Cuma danchou did nothing wrong, NEETs ITT could easily reach his quota
>>532623881You still owe me 3k carats, and that shit better not come after kitasan black ends.
>>532622635Hungary, the scene is peanuts compared to Japan but compared to most other places it's doing alright especially for such a small country, lots of races throughout the year both locally and on the big capital course with 1-3 events a year that actually have some worthwhile prize money involved, it's a niche where you can still find company.
I haven't made the trip to our bigger races of the year for a few years now but uma has me thinking of going again this year.
>>532623073Interesting, I read that there have been some financially rough periods for keiba in the past but it definitely sounds like they made the right choice by deciding to focus on the horses a bit more. I don't see all that newfound attention and money uma has brought to the Japanese scene happening without that decision either.
>>532623789>discord/subreddit moderator>it's in the DSM-5don't worry, they'll gaslight and harass people until it gets removed in the DSM-6. mentally ill people already did that for the DSM-5-TR
>>532623750She doesn't twist the cap off, she just takes the whole top
>>532624004So he kicked everyone without rewards even coming up?
>>532624006you can sort the club members by last login and kick anyone over 2+ days, sending a shoe request takes significantly less time than doing 5 runs
>>532623760...not anymore
>>532623743>speedrunningIt's thread 980.
>>532622487How do you even see how many fans you get a week? Do you have to already be in a club? Just unlocked clubs a day ago
I feel like people who aren't autistic are aware there is a very obvious middle ground for 1.5 million fan a day NEETs and retards who are still at 700k total fans after weeks and barely log on without having to keep a spreadsheet.
>>532624003>Checks club>Literally no one leftEveryone here is a paper tiger
>>532623881Assuming this post is genuine:
The complaints are somewhat ironic but also somewhat rooted in the fact that the trickle at this point is slower than comparable gachas despite the game having double the gacha. People tend to complain less when free gems are given out by regular events and there's a baseline number they can count on and plan around.
>>532624006you don't really need to track who is doing it since anyone interested in playing the game is putting out requests and filling them on cooldown.
it's just free currency and not participating is self-trolling, you literally cannot "leech".
>>532624205we need more gyaru umas
>>532623881Uma isn't a new game. We're following the JP schedule right down to the same gibs, except Global is going much faster.
More handouts to make up for the speed difference is quite common for other gachas with accelerated schedules.
>>532623016Your Oguri Cap is built to run mediums when dirt only goes as long as miles
You need less Stam and more power
Just found out irl special week was a rapist....
>>532623970Pretty sure people don't care that everyone gets gibs. Rising tide raises all boats. People care about the fact cycames reportedly gives players like 4 sparks a year. With an accelerated schedule, we should be getting 8 sparks a year or else there's no point if we get just 4 despite the double speed schedule.
>>532623789Is it a psychotic or personality disorder? If the latter, which cluster?
>>532624018The quota isn't the problem, it's introducing it out of nowhere (I found out about it from an /uma/ thread after it had been added) and then retroactively enforcing it within a day and kicking /uma/ players who don't meet the brand new weekly (daily) quota so he can recruit from discord instead
soon
md5: 222bbe18281eb414ef78207d2c114e66
๐
billions of inactive players must die, and I'll happen in your club too
>try to win Oka Sho with Air Groove, 4th
>"Ah fuck it I'm gonna do the bare minimum and hope this career gets ended asap"
>wins every other race and the URA finals
>try to win Oka Sho with Scarlet, 8th(???)
>"Ah fuck it I'm gonna do the bare minimum and hope this career gets ended asap"
>wins every other race and the URA finals
i didnt give a fuck about her at first but now is my one and only wife uma. i need to marry her and have a big happy family together. life is not fair.
bros I think I'm in the wrong club
over 100 runs... still only 1 9* spark, and even then it's mixed power/stam instead of 9 stam...
>>532624306he was a chud and a racist. ingame spe is the hardest whitewash in the history of uma
>>532624342This but hopeless stakes
next person to say mambo will be beaten up by the yakuza on my personal orders
>>532624439LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>532624439>kumlotI understand that.
>>532624342This was me with vodka. Oka sho is being a bitch for some reason. I don't remember it being this hard.
>>532624307>cycames reportedly gives players like 4 sparks a yearConsidering that it's literally only ever worth rolling if you can spark because there's no carryover that's basically nothing lol
>>532622790When will she become useless? I got her a 2LB and am hesistant on pulling for the Super Creek+Tazuna banner but if she become useless 2 month after what's the point?
file
md5: 35e117d1c088d42f370d9d440969ab5c
๐
Agnes Tachyon spats.
>mcqueen dominates the front pack and gets a huge lead into the final sprint
>it was all for nothing because the 200 speed gold ship decides to hit mach 5+ on the final corner
this career feels like a humiliation ritual
the fuck ass am i supposed to do about these late surgers hitting sonic booms on the final corner
>>532624439What language is this?
>>532624229i'm leaving on the first unless danchou kicks me before then
i will continue to shitpost about CUMA danchou as long as i'm still in the club
there are many people with sub 5m fans in Top100 clubs
but you're not one of them
>>532624439what does it say, where are the blue archive players to translate
Game released on 26th, why are they so retarded about club rewards?????
>>532624486Omatsuri Mambo
>>532624307the tradeoff is you get foresight so you can plan to just roll on the things you want and pass on shit that we know is not good or useful to have.
it's not like the game is meticulously designed in a way that the banner schedule takes into account how much free currency they've given out. just give it a few months and nobody is going to be feeling the "hurt" of the game being at an accelerated schedule.
>>532624306You cant rape the town bicycle Dober though
is this good enough to join a guild
>>532624003If the club is unranked this month, it will not get any rewards at the end of the month. Just leave now and create a new club so you can start getting rewards at the end of next month.
>>532624434>>532624486Omatsuri
>>532624551Yeah because I don't do Discord erp
can we just remove the 2 d*scord clubs we know about from the list and stop discussing them here?
thanks
>>532624638yes, apply to CUMA
>>532624506The same is true in priconne and you average more like 5 or 6 because you don't always need to spark.
isn't mambo el condor pasa's bird
>top 3 clubs gets 3k carats per month
>clubs filled with average joes that do one run a day gets 1.5k carats per month
>1.5k carats are at worst 2 hours of work
>instead of 2 hours youโd rather spend multiple hours every single day for an entire month
>no one even cares about club rankings since chanmi/loh is the real prestige if youโre craving validation
>>532624576it's just shitpost while waiting for the new legendary races to drop, then it'll be "King Halo is too strong " and "why can't I use Bakushin to beat Bakushin"
>>532624336Did you guys communicate it in the guild chat?
Ive seen too many whining about guilds but when I check the chat theres absolutely no conversations
Crucify all discordniggers
>>532624640When will the ranking happen? On the 1st no?
>>532624702but I dont have a discord
Stop asking for dirt shoes... ask for literally anything else... please...
Horizontally Spinning Mambo.
>>532624761danchou posted about how there was a new requirement in a thread a day and a half ago and then added the quota to the club description and started executing people immediately, i don't think i've ever seen him type a message about it in the club chat
>>532624742>muh hours of workCool, you're going to do overtime at work? Ask your boss to give you some OT to feed your horsepussy addiction? Or you you just have a workhour tree growing in your back yard from which you pick work hours from?
It seems that my clubs superiority has caused some controversy
I've made a new club, /uma/pyoi
The only requirement is activity. Regular shoe requests are encouraged.
There is not and never will be a d*scord for it.
Send in applications with /uma/ in your profile so your application can be recognized. We will never allow in non-/uma/s.
I have prior experience dealing with /vg/ retardation as I was(maybe still am) the sole non-commander officer for [wartg] of /wtg/. In the several years of playing, I can count on a single hand the number of people I've had to kick for anything other than inactivity.
Kicking for inactivity will occur on an as-needed basis and in relation to general thread activity. When necessary, the one who has been inactive the longest (above a certain threshold so we're not having a 3 hour turnover rate or anything), will be sent to the glue factory.
>>532624742That's how badly KMR is fucking up global gibs. Globalbabs will naturally get more desperate for any rolls they can get.
Is there a way to see who keeps donating 1(one) shoe if they don't donate to me? I need to kick this faggot
>Wake up
>Club drama still going on
>No 3k carat gift
This game and general suck.
>>532624973moar liek
oguri crap
I think I'm too fucking retarded for Project l'arc but I want the ticket...
>>532624786Fans are tabulated at the first day of the month, at 12 midnight server time. You can't leave or join from midnight until server reset at 5AM on the first, which is when rewards are handed out and the club is ranked. If your club is unranked this month, July, it will only get ranking rewards by September 1.
>>532625027Nothing else to talk about so I must seethe about a club I'm not even in
>>532624924I'll join if it's still not full by the time by 24h timer is up
the writing team loves THE KING, and so should you
>>532624924i'll request to join soon bro, gotta leave my club first
Just got Opera. Do I have to win 7 consecutive G1s during her career?
I think i'll quit the game if i don't get 3k jims
https://youtu.be/SLS1H745qD4?si=d1V7DPwgapsEn-eo
daily reminder that your hors suck if her name is not sung by funny nip man
>>532623881There is literally no carat income outside of gibs
>no apolocarrots
It's el over...
>>532625169>Just got Operalucky... I want her so bad...
>Club rewards are also fucked since we're on a faster schedule while it stays monthly
grim
>>532625091>If your club is unranked this month, July, it will only get ranking rewards by September 1But why
>>532625153What is a king to an Emperor
Imagine there's a Rudolf image here I am not home.
>woke up
>got kicked from the club
I quit, this game is too stressful for me
>>532625230STOP BULLYING DAIWA!!! You are being warned and threatened right now!!!
>>532624910Iโd rather do 2 hours of overtime one day per month than spend 6 hours of my free time catering to some autistic neet
>>532623142>>532624274yeah I'm just going to let me dirt team eat shit, not worth the pain.
>>532624910It's 2 hours of work worth of money per month spent on a hobby instead of whatever else, must be miserable if you can't afford even that much, hope things get better on your end.
>>532625280To discourage club spam and encourage players to stick to existing clubs.
>>532625169yes you also have to win one after you get boxed in by 10 horses like how opera did it irl
>>532624924964094526264
Gotta wait out the 24 hour timer
>>532625101>a club I'm not even inYeah, 'cause 55 is a faggot and booted me because my internet was down for a day. So now I'm making my own with blackjack and hookers.
>>532625115>>532625160I'll be checking the invites twice a day or so. Just have /uma/ in your profile somewhere so I'll know you're an umadacchi.
>>532625338But if the club gets ranked surely they'll be rewarded too..... If club is ranked this month and it gets ranked at the start of the month why wouldn't it receive the rewards too
>>532625338See ya
Not only the dailies are long, even the guild leaders are demanding. Sick of this shit
nuke
md5: 785018e0adbea96a9a7311ca140bb79a
๐
>>532625293>emperorSmall fry.
>>532625281he should have said
*leaves you*
>>532625425When you create a club, it will be unranked for the month until fans are tabulated at the end of the month.
>>532625091>>532625338This makes no sense. If what you're saying is true no one should be ranked currently since the first moment they could have done so was 26th of June.
gaylo
md5: f145ca2c08597905654b6157c0dd774b
๐
>>532621694 (OP)Question: For the extra copies of R cards is it worth to uncap with them or should I just convert them?
>>532625505I'll just wait till 1st to be sure...
>>532625609He's gonna Oom?
>>532625564It's every first, anon. The clubs made in the first four days got ranked on the first of July.
Anons, I've been running 6x speed supports (random ones, not meta) prioritizing them having the chance to appear in their preferred type of training to proc 5 of them at once, and...
I'm still winning URA finals, wtf
so meta doesn't matter at all, huh
one of them IS kitasan black, though
>>532625627you can get lots of carrots from uncapping them but the priority is buying everything in the shop
2 wit cards was a mistake
>zero recovery skills
its over
is there any discord-free clubs? I don't want to be groomed.
>>532625564Clubs created last June were unranked until 5AM server time of July 1st, so those early clubs will be able to get their monthly rewards by August 1st.
>>532625684Yeah do you not understand the issue with this statement:
>If your club is unranked this month, July, it will only get ranking rewards by September 1.It should be August
>>532625756bro your white sparks
>>532625780You will not get ranking rewards on August 1.
>>5326257560LB Fine motion is a trap
ngl im already getting kind of bored by playing career. can i save up enough carats if i just do the dailys everyday or do i always have to finish all special missions?
>>532625627you'll be maxxing them eventually when SP and money isn't a problem for the support bonus, and the shop doesn't have anything that important other than the single tickets. you should only reduce copies of cards that are already fully uncapped
>>532624924Gonna join after the 24h cooldown.
>>532625763But they're already ranked on the leaderboard.
>>532625872Take your time and don't burn yourself out. We still have 4 years worth of JP content to go over.
How the fuck do you get a long URA finale?
>>532625857How do we get /uma/ clubs to talk in guild chat?
>>532624924Can you leave spots open for everyone who leaves after 1st
Do inherited green skills actually matter? Does this U=Ma2 actually do shit or is it strictly worse than all the other recovery skills?
>>532625756MLB Daiwa + MLB Tachyon is insane
You fucked up by adding 0LB FM
These navigationstep skills from teio suck ass
The club drama ITT is so gay
There's always some loser going on a power trip
>>532625983Do a few optional long races as Goldship, thats the easiest way
>>532625983Run more long races
>>532625857Aw hell naw the gooner clubs are real
>>532625927Yes but they did not receive any rewards last July 1. Rewards are only given out every 1st of the month. This is based on fans gained from 5:00AM on the first day to 11:59PM on the last day of the previous month.
>>532626079>>532626061There are no long races they are all medium
>>532625757You are too old to be groomed
>>532626016ask gametora not us
>>532626016inherited unique skills are weaker, they are equivalent to normal white skills so the acceleration ones are nice to get
>>532624439mind some sleeper agent BAfags in the thread translating this?
What sparks should be the priority? STA>SPE>POW>WIT>GUT?
>>532626016It becomes as good as a normal white recovery skill, which, depending on how many hints you get, might be a decent enough pick since the proc condition is actually really good
if its not max discounted i wouldn't pick it personally but it all depends
>>532626016Some inherited unique heals are worth around 2 grey heals. Check their effects on gametora.
>>532626016Greens are slightly better than whites.
The only bottleneck are activation or preference reqs, depending on what you want need.
So uh when can I start rolling for umas
>>532626132Long races are pretty much all in the late classic and senior year.
I will only roll when I can actually hit pity.
>>532626343She looks like she asks her trainer for kisses on the forehead
it took me 322 rolls but I finally got my last Kitisan black for MLB
>>532626369do like 50 trainee pulls if you've done 0 so far
>>532626343No. I mean she isn't bad, but she isn't a must-pull and you should save for summer maruzensky instead. hotter and more useful
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100402-maruzensky
>>532626326T.M Opera and Gold Ship
wife
md5: b4ae81176a0491ae1cdfd8fac813b6ad
๐
Check out my wife
>>532626228Stamina > Power >>>>>> Speed >>>>>>> Wit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guts
>>532626098Why would there be a delay.... That's just opens a can of worms to abuse
Anons, which of these would you do?
>use lvl 30 Super Creek and borrow lvl 50 Fine Motion
>use lvl 35 Fine Motion and borrow lvl 50 Super Creek
>>532626326Special week and Almond Something
>>532625872You get the vast majority of carats from Cy gibs, you can just log in regularly and roll once a year on the all spark banner without missing much if that's what you want to do. Though the new scenarios are gonna be worth trying.
SR
md5: b07a9484e8126281a4bd7a994a77622e
๐
I'm trying to budget the free SP accordingly. Which do you think are the power cards I need to upgrade bros?
Also I wanted to finally remove Spe card and replace her with King Halo spd card. Also switch Mayano with Manhattan Cafe card, since it's very slow to gauge for rainbows. Are the mentioned cards rated high in general?
file
md5: 151a05df30a308372532f791b030355c
๐
CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>532626463>you should save for metafagging for competitions you're not going to win>DO NOT HAVE FUN IN VIDEO GAMES
>>532626564Do we also get carats every time you complete a new scenario with each girl?
>>532626343I will do 1-2 tenners and pray
>>532626619summer maruzensky is not just better, she is also HOTTER. why should i pull on some random as horsw which isn't even hot? fucking retard
>>532626016They do. There are some inherited uniques that you would really want for PvP.
Uniques like Tachyon are currently just as good as a silver recovery skill. It will get a rework and add a 0.25 target speed modifier.
>>532621760Just divide her name into bite-sized chunks and she's not that much different from other girls.
Full name: Matikanefukukitaru
Chunk 1: Mati
Chunk 2: Kane
Chunk 3: Fuku
Chunk 4: Kitaru
Fuku Kitaru sounds like an actual name a Japanese person would have. So that part is easy to remember. Matikane sounds like some martial arts technique.
God I hate Teio's voice so fucking much
It makes me wanna punch her face
>>532626703>taste is objective
>>532625864>>532626024yeah i only have a 1lb tachyon
thought the skills that she gave was kind of incompatible
will try her next time
>>53262654135 fine motion you just want the training buff anyways
>>532626572>Leveled Hishi Amazon and Agnes Digital instead of HeliosNGMI
I pull horses to get more career stories and stars for my horses without costumes
>>532626795yeah suddenly change your stupid opinion
>>532626532It prevents abuse. New clubs need 2 months to pass to start receiving rewards so new users are discouraged from creating single-member clubs that will end up saturating the rankings at the lower levels. They are instead encouraged to join existing clubs.
How the hell do people grind up the money for multiple uncaps like this
>>532626783You wanna punch her face? I wanna break her legs.
>>532626905But here's nothing t-HOLY FUA
>>532626928But you could just sell club spots this way
>>532626469Gold Ship (sin forma de sombrero) is beautiful.
>>532626343nyo she is coming soon (not metafag)
GRASS WONDER
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
STOP BEING AN OBSESSIVE MURDEROUS WEEABOO AND WIN SOME FUCKING RACES
AND BY RACES, I MEAN THE IMPORTANT ONES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>532626228Depends entirely on the distance and race style but the top 3 will always be some ordering of sta, str and pow.
>>532626783yeah machico is awful single voice bitch
file
md5: 3c4963f3b617b4374e811163fe2b5750
๐
I will make sure to get her while you can waste your carats on Curren Chan
>>532627021noticed a lot of seiun art focuses on her feet and i'm not sure why
What the fuck does Umapyoi mean?
Horse hop?
>>532626968Very slowly. Probably while farming the absurd amount of sashes required.
>>532626968Potential is not that important, level up your cards first and then you can waste your monies to unlock skills on your umas
>>532626968Its a long term progression thing.
Dont try to uncap every character within two months, its ungodly amounts of monies.
>>532626343I'm rolling for my boy Seiun
>>532627070What the fuck is that waist to hip ratio, she is wider than me
>>532627008Only if you can carry dead weights. Clubs on the higher end in JP have something like 100m fans per month quota per member.
>>532627070>not flatdiscarded
me? I use my canon wife Aoi Kiryuin every career
How much of a difference is LB3 Kita-san vs MLB Kita-san? Is it worth using the LB3 KB if it means using a MLB Creek/FM/Tosho/etc?
>>532626343Saving for Brian, but I really want Curren so I will probably selector ticket her once those drop in the shop.
On the other hand if I don't get Brian I'll probably just quit the game, the gacha is miserable even if there are worse ones.
file
md5: 376bb4218c9a41fdf67c460946867a01
๐
Seriously?
"a", meaning one?
That's not nice
file
md5: 8cbebdecaade0293c4ca1d3110ba3211
๐
Smart Falcon will be a good dirt horse and I still need one bc I didn't get Oguri Cap. Should I save for her instead?
file
md5: 80edf8f00ce54011e04fe422eab0d568
๐
>>532627326you're missing out on 40 speciality rate, but it's better to let her at 3 uncaps, finish her later and use another strong friend card than rent a fully uncapped Kita
>>532626783UMI DAAAAAAAAAA
>>532627382sir, your horse is retarded
When are we getting the next scenario?
>>532627450she's in heat again...
>>532627423Don't leave me hanging Digitan
>>532627549>already bored
>>532627502is that supposed to be narita at back left?
This boomer uma is growing on me.
anons, why am I not seeing long animations? I've set it to long from once a day - it doesn't even show it once a day - I only get short animations wtf
>>532627695why do gooks do this
>top up gems to do daily uma pulls
>get a mysterious nigga
I forgot that she's only 2*. They did her dirty... dirt... haha...
>spend an entire week for infirmary and recreation to bring back thr mood after one failed trwining
I hate nature so much
>>532627502It doesn't really grab you but I much prefer this compared to the recent umas that all look like failed vtubers.
Do new scenarios mean new missions and carats or what?
Where's the jap tier list?
>>532627565Teio sex
Sex with Teio chan
>>532627764>He didn't just luck shit a practice perfectBricked. Convert that horse to glue.
>>532627618what the fuck is up with the aliasing/ jarry edges
use hachimi to increase your horsepussy quality bro
Ey it's 15 o clock. Why didn't it update
>>532626572>Cafe>Mayano>Amazon>HeliosReally good cards, and you have them at MLB too. You wasted SP with leveling Digital, not sure what you were thinking.
file
md5: 2febea4e400f73fa1cb90d59a8d88c46
๐
Finally an okay Bourbon. I get too focused on raising other stats and then raped by RNG and Kitasan not showing up for 10+ turns.
>>532626783Her voice makes me want to punch her womb with my penis
>>532627913My phone is ass.
>>532627565Speaking of heat
Are umas like female humans who have periods or are they closer to horses?
I wonder if umas truly get horny at all
>Bad mood event
>Rest, night owl, mood down
>Bad mood event
I'M GOING TO GELD THIS HORSE
How do we stop this cock milking brat
do you think male umas also exist or is it just females
file
md5: b1e07e62c66c6531e7423876df361c89
๐
>>532627948It's that easy boys.
>>532627994this toreina-san asks too many questions
tazuna, kill him
Am I supposed to always Wit train instead of rest
grrrrrr the moment her banner drops...
>>532628183I refuse to fill the 2nd and 3rd roll. I get super easy matches bc they match me with poor fucks who have way worse horses but the same rating due to having more rows
mayano top gun's 10% is the same as everyone else's 50%. she is EVIL. she is SCUM. she is VILE. she should be GLUE.
The way King Halo is such a great "mom" to Urara despite having the worst mother in umaverse is actually kino writing and hopepilled
>>532628098They exist but they're extremely rare so they're kept in breeding farms. Once an umamusume finishes her career, she gets sent to the breeding farms to get inseminated by Big Stallion Cock while the Torena watches.
oh no bros, she's going to take my hot spring virginity
You love her, right?
She's more than just a card
>>532627994They need trainer cock every now and then
>>532628235Not really but you should do it often instead of resting.
If it's less than 40% failure I always take wit instead of resting until the chances are good enough on the other ones, also take wit every time there's 1 remainig turn until a race and the other options are too risky.
aniki...
https://github.com/samsulpanjul/umamusume-auto-train
>>532628168I only desire the great devourer
>>532628379you are whore trainer anyways, this will be your first but not your last
>>532628379The uma in question
file
md5: 0b5686bda3f85949e0ae1c5e0102b1d6
๐
>>532628223>goes in heat>the first thing she does is hold hands with her torena-sanTruly a dangerous succubus
>finally got mlb Kitasan
>โAlright, time to look for friends with super creekโ
>check the team trial rankings
>all of them are at max follows
>check the db
>also either at max follows or already changed card to something else
What do
>>532628502No more than 7 but no less than 4 kisses upon daiwa scarlet
file
md5: 8d144df17dd47fe80aa3075872fc8cd8
๐
Is any of this actually worth it
How do they decide which horse gets the big boobs?
>>532628616Only the daily.
>>532628616Daily yes, special packs if you feel spending some money. Never buy standard packs.
>>532628616Do they ever sell limited packs? Cuz this shit's ass.
>>532628603You cope with Special Week and set your uma to pace chaser
>>532625295If it was an unrated club this month then danchou literally did you a favor.
>>532622109matikanefukuketamine
>>532626968this is needed for debuffer nature btw
>>532625169Make sure you do the Tenno Sho in atleast Senior year (as Jap Cup and Arima Kinen are mandatory career races in senior), if you place 1st in all 3 you get another set of bonus stats.
You can do this in classic year too and you get the bonus stat rewards both times too.
???
md5: 120e4e008f09c06eca6a6aa080c81335
๐
You're WHAT????
poker
md5: 839244406ba88131f982ede0b7b87b75
๐
>pokes your uma
>>532628334Yeah I get it, it makes things easier I'd do the same thing if I didn't have as many characters or had trouble making certain horses. But the team building aspect of it is really good and fun. For instance I'll be changing out Suzuka for Halo to better fill out Sprint. And building Grass/Creek for debuffing but still with good stats helps out the others a ton.
Man that long race in Borbon's career is a killer
>>532628479FUCKKK BEAT ME TO IT
I'm actually so fucking pissed
>>532629004How come all other media memory holes her?
She doesn't show up in any series even tough she's the biggest event bar maybe hotsprings.
file
md5: c11143ab378d1ae12a069c20c0ce8eb0
๐
I want these two to fuck desu, I'm surprised there isn't really anything about that out there. Like if you watched the anime how do you not think they should fuck
>>532627947>You wasted SP with leveling DigitalThat was such a dumb move from me I admit, will be careful next time. Guess I'll have to level Cafe and Helios first. Thanks anon.
>>532628410Reminder you have to roll one of the other slightly less stacked speed cards MLB in the next year if you truly love her.
>>532629214Ew you wouldn't fuck your grandpa.
>>532626783i like her voice but i'd still punch her womb to hear her voice squeal from the pain
Training long is such a pain in the ass
>>532628963What a dorky uma.
>>532628479Holy shit this is amazing, thank you. Do you think they will ever fix that since it can be seen as cheating?
>>532629192I have literally never seen her in 50 runs and only know her from here.
>>532628479Sending this straight to cygames
>>532628323do NOT rape uma
>>532626783FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>532629329Cygames has gone nuclear on botting before despite later implementing full auto in other games too, beware.
>>532628479is this bannable?
>>532628479KISAMA OI TEME
>>532629192Maybe because she could be used as a representation for doping or other shady performance enhancements
>>532629451>>532629479wait for someone dumber than you to click on it and see.
>>532629513Stupid gluttonous uma...
>>532628479Sounds a bit too inconsistent to be worth using unless you're the kind of person that overcaps TP a lot
>>532629479>>532629451Why don't you guys take a guess.
If you look at the JP side of the internet people had been banned for using automation before
>>532629389this nigga allergic to power
I love Teio's voice. It is like being serenaded by an angel.
>>532629339I dunno reset your game probably
>>532627783But they are vtubers.
>>532629663An angel with a crushed larynx perhaps
>>532629275Punch yourself in the balls instead abusefag degen
>>532629615I'm 100% sure that anti-cheat doesn't trigger for global
I would know if my pc was running it on kernel
>>532629602It is your duty to feed your wife
Taiki or Maru unique for acceleration? Thinking of taking either one of them for my long pace chaser
>>532627070When is she out in global?
dont
md5: 532509a2651b991dd5ab7a8a018a05de
๐
>Satono family contract small print
>Missing trainers
>Israeli umas
>Winning live backstage
>The Rudolf files
>Satono dungeon
>Umapyoi (song)
>New Uma Order
>Uma x human domestic violence statistics (unpublished)
>Tracen shadow budget for food
>Spica trainer's lollipop supply chain
>Arima Kinen 1984 lost footage
>Alarm clock storage
>>532629663It's like a little yappy dog.
>>532629214They're cute together, yeah
Personally I prefer Gold Ship with her policewoman gf but this is great too
>>532629830In 3-4 months.
>30 single pulls on uma banner
>still no Mayano
why even play?
>>532628479Imagine tryharding against literal cheaters lmao
>>532629817They buffed Taiki unique later in jp because it tends to trigger early and waste the acceleration sometimes.
Her unique is Top Tier once it is buffed tough.
>>532629814Uma's can't be a trainer's wife
That's scandalous
How many days until Super Creek?
I'm seriously in need of mode support cards and I'm this close of just doing a second spark on Kita.
>>532629848Donโt ask about what happened to prisoners of war during the first Uma War
>1200/600/600/300/600 every run
>1 star guts every time
Why do I even bother?
>>532630010oh nyo... please dont step on that anymore or wriggle your foot...
A horror movie where the main character is stuck in a time loop, everytime he thinks he breaks out he wakes up again in the morning.
He traces the origin of the time paradox back to a racecourse, and discovers eldritch technology in the form of alarm clocks that rewind time, over and over.
>>532628849broposting is making this dork really grow on me
would she say no homo when you fuck her until you're both sweaty?
>>532629942What if she's seducing you instead
>>532629479>CygamesPermanent + no refunds + public shaming.
When can I roll for this horse...
made for Big Black Coffee
Only women should be trainers. Men are too vulnerable.
>>532630010I want her to do the Teio Step on that position
If you told your Uma you no longer wanted to be their trainer and not because you wanted to start being their husband do you think they would survive?
bros... it was almost good...
>>532630010I want to come home to a Teio wife
>>532630178Don't worry, fucking your bro isn't gay
Why is her career so fucked
>>532630214Female trainers cannot bring out the full potential of an Uma. Happy Meek has a natural A in almost every strategy and distance and loses only because of Aoi's incompetence
>>532630214but female trainers would get impregnated by their umas...
>>532629848Anon...you shouldn't spread conspiracy here...
>>532630465This nigga got boxed by Urara
>>532630465>Dirt>LateRetard
>>532630465>3 speed 3 stam
>>532629389Teio lacks power to accelerate on the final stretch
Meanwhile if mayano's skill goes off it'll ramp her up to full speed super fast
Mayano needs to pace chase though, she lacks stamina for front running a medium
>>532630465>gold ship>dirttake this trainer's license away
>>532630465the more i look at this, the more things i notice
>>532630465>Running dirt with golshiUnless she's a mutant it was never gonna work
>>532629848>Satono goddess AI project
>>532630329Super Creek might die or kill you
>>532630351Man...when will they add the spark reroll system?
I saw a vtuber play the JP version of it and the QOL is fucking insane and I want it in global
Just pressed on a 74% failure chance and succeeded
>>532630465this is what mlb kitasan does to the brain
>>532630727cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>532627639Have you guys never encountered bullshit like this? Shit's infuriating
>>532629665still doesn't work
anyone been using this got ban yet?
https://github.com/Hachimi-Hachimi/Hachimi
>>532629848Muh 6 million trainer rape victims...
>>532630724>mfw failed a 5% failure chance training that only existed because of Super Creekโs career mandated debuff
Is this deck OK for Teio?
>>532630701umamusume is patience game
>reading Cinderella Gray
>british uma appears
>has an arab name
Um...
So what's the goal of running career mode after getting everyone to B rank? Spam it until I get 9*?
>>532630214Women shouldn't be trainers. That anon is right.
>>532630407 Happy Meek has perfect potential and she lost to her. Clearly my male touch was enough to overcome the female trainer.
r4r
md5: 04b9f518f5f3fe44aa042f52e36725e5
๐
readfags, how do you deal with catching up to where you were in the career path of a girl when you failed a run? I don't even remember where I was and now between that and character events I've already seen it seems like a mess to try to read stuff.
Everyone asking โwhen is Ofevre?โ but not enough people are asking โhow is Ofevre?โ
>>532630840This nigger linked the repo
You niggas ever dealt with migraine status ? I can't remove the damn thing and my beautiful Agnes is hampered. I tried infirmary like 3 times.
how the fuck am I ever supposed to reach A+
I think I've got the cards for it
>>532630894you're probably going to need 1 power parent to keep up with speed growth
>>532630967>B RankYou mean S Rank right? You need to get S Rank on all your horses.
>>532631006Skip with donโt skip unread sections on
>>532629942Go fuck yourself.
I'm going to marry Taiki Shuttle and once she retired from racing she's going to put on a pleasing amount of weight from a the barbecues and children we're going to have together
>>532630383>fucking your bro isn't gayOh thank fuck
>>532631059I use a parent who gives +50 power, is that enough?
>>532631031until i get my answer i will fucking do it again
>1st in prediction
>still lose
>>532631169didn't have enough faith
I just started this game today and was wondering if this game has its own form of subscription offer similar to Genshin's Welkin.
can someone posts the stats of a good PVP Bakushin? mine keeps getting smoked by other Bakushins and I'm not sure what I'm missing
>>532631221Yes, check the carat store for monthly
About to do King Haloโs career, why the fuck are 7 of her goals non-sprints?
>>532631206But seriously, I just want to win the G1 races and in so many instances shenanigans happens
>>532631006Never really had that problem, I can remember what the uma was about last time I lost, helps that I usually lose runs early when I do lose.
Just turn off 'skip first time events' or whatever that option is and have the game on skip, the game will start showing you events again without skipping once you reach a point you haven't before.
>>532631169>run 4th>last spurt>skill activates >she just bumps into the slowpoke in front, losing 4 positions
Double pink spark was funny
>>532631286Because she is a 1* horse. Can't let you have an easy career with the free horses.
What are the top 3 SR Wit cards in the game right now?
>>532631286Because she ran in them during her true history.
>>532631286You don't need to win some of them and can go back to focusing on sprint/miles
>>532630383I can't wait anymore...
I want her now...
>>532631248You killed the man but not the idea.
>>532631036Alright, after some digging apparently infirmary can fail. In my case it failed 4 times.
For anyone not knowing, here it is.
>>532631253She's doing alright.
>>532629615I don't know if that does anything considering I am playing on Linux with hachimi installed...
>>532631431Daiwa Scarlet, Marvelous Sunday, freebie Nice Nature.
>>532631375But Bakushin is free and has the easiest career
>>532631286you'll find out in the story
>>532631512Yeah, it's probably one of the worst aspects of the game right now.
As if getting a negative status AND having to use a whole turn to recover + a measly 20 energy wasn't enough, that shit can fail.
>>532631286Because it's a challenge worthy of a King
>>532631286humiliation ritual
>>532631538that tummy is incredibly erotic
>>532631512I think it might just be better to go recreation and get pray but I haven't seen the math on that.
>>532631538Look how fucking FAT her thighs are
I've got to train her guts with my dick
>>532630840just sent to Cygames, get fucked.
>>532626968I can almost afford the last Uguri Cap potential by simply just doing 3 careers a day plus the free monies gibs from events
>>532631286The game wants you to feed her radiation.
>>532631145yes I got byanned
don't use it bwo
How much power is needed for late surger?
My urara gets blocked with 700 power. Do I have to aim for 800?
>>532628479>can't automate selecting skills at the end of runs>claw machine breaks ityeah no it sounds like the sort of thing you'd still have to babysit yourself instead of leaving it on all night so you can wake up to 20 new runs finished to see if you rolled any 3* sparks
>>532631645does she actually calls you onii-chan in the game?
>>532631935I can almost smell it!
>>532630207that would unironically be a kino collab, but chinks and japs don't really mix, do they
arknights is unironically backed by chink govt, I think - or maybe not
>>532631935Shitty ass voice
>>532631940you need some guts too, around 300-400
>>532631935breedable womb!
>>532631940Power is acceleration and lane switching speed
Wit is positioning
Doesn't matter how much power uma has if she has no space to move
>>532631046Get lucky with rainbows and inspiration.
umamusume is a whale game
>>532628479I believe this might be bannable if you're dumb enough to leave it playing the game 24/7
Arenโt all styles other than front-runner more difficult to build by default since you have to spread thin?
>Unicorn Stakes
>Centaur Stakes
What exactly is a unicorn or a centaur in the umaverse?
Why is there second Tokai Teio just 2 weeks after the launch? Shouldn't other umas getting released get the priority?
>>532632379All gachas game are to some extent. That's how those greedy yakuza japs make a living.
you will never the story of King Halo and his jockey Fukunaga unless you do your keiba reps, or wait 3 years for the second chapter of the main story
But what does the O mean?
bwos... i don't get sparks at all...
>play bakushin
>spam speed training
>win the ura finals
>get sparks for guts of all things instead of speed
how do you even build horses in this game?
>>532630465Average Kitasan reroller tard
>>532632409Centaur is a word for an ancient warrior-Uma
>>532628616>$21 for 10 rollskek I'll never understand how dumbfucks, over all these years, still spend money on this shit
What exactly is the difference between O and OO affinity aside from higher chance of golden inspiration event. Does it give you more pink and white sparks?
I love cute girls that look like boys
>>532628616no. Also the daily carat $/value of the daily pack is skewed because 1500 of those are free and are worth 1/3rd of paid ones
lol
md5: 140b97ab48762cbc1a70dbc96508b97a
๐
reminder the entire game is completely fake and that stats and skills don't matter and everything is decided by arbitrary rng that you have zero influence over
>>532632539each stat has a 20% chance of being chosen
get luckier bwo
>log in
>giveaway
>HOLY SHIT FINALLY CYGE-
>anything but carats
fuck you cyjew
Teio stop draining my balls
>>532632665>the No. 1 Favourite losesThis never happens in real horse racing.
66
md5: 2f0e799a1bfd65a5be071eca185e6f7e
๐
I'm a newfag, this game's formula and execution is genius and deserves the gorillion dollars it has made until now. I also can't help but imagine what Cygames could do if they were allowed to copy this game's loop and polish but with Pokemon's IP or SEGA letting them make a fucking Chao garden game.
>>532632550Neither, not enough stamina for mile races my guy
>>532632539>Get 600+ on stats you want to get sparks for>Play g1 races you want to get stats for>repeat
>>532632665I love when Tazuna tells me to improve "stat" yet that was the highest stat in the whole race.
>>532631559anon do you know why captcha pops up sometimes.
good luck imitating human behavior.
>>532632665Failed guts check
always check your opponent's skills
if they have two golden skills, you are underestimating them based on their stats
When is Gentildonna coming to global? I'll login and whale when it happens.
>>532632951LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
>>532632968Around 2024 I believe, you'll have to wait for quite a while
>>532632665>1 Frontrunneryou ran out of stamina fighting over first place with fodder horse and die
>two weeks without legend races
If this is accelerated schedule how slow was JP original?
>>532630701They added that in after a variety of other game modes that made pure spark farming inefficient
>>532632998Will you thaw me in 2 years if I go freeze myself?
>>532632665Aren't there hidden stats for our uma too? Really grim how impactful and shitty the rng in this game is
>>532633039nta but 400+ stam is not enough for a mile race??
>>532632420Someone emoted and left a few hours ago, 2 people just asked to be kicked.
>>532632785kek
What was the original of this one, the wizard wars?
>>532630465why does no one mention that the tard chose bakushin as friend support for a late/end uma
>>532633071Well about a third slower? What kind of question is that?
>>532633071There were 3 weeks between legend races before they scrapped the idea and just added daily legend races
>>532633036wtf she's coming to global in 2024?
Almond W(Eye)fe, Almond Life
>>532631169>8th in prediction>have longshot>win by over 5L every time
>>532633125600 is minimum.
>I WANT EVERYTHING I WANT ALL CONTENT NOW
this is a game for casuals bwo
>japan spends billions betting on horses
bwos, i just had a genius idea. first, i train a horse to always go last in every race just like haru ulala, then people would think my uma is a dumb stinky good for nothing hayburner. then i enter my uma in a g1 race by bribing the organizers, going against croix du nord and forever young therefore lowering the betting odds for my trusty steed. i then bet all my lifesavings on my uma and then all he needs to do is win, and voila, i am now an instant billionaire.
>>532632665>Senior year Victoria Mile requires at least 900 stam>476 + hidden 400 stat = 876
>>532633235Every Ura run is just brutally mogging the opposition in speed/stam and maybe power too then I get called the 8th favourite because I don't have 580 guts and only 300-400 wit.
>>532633334casuals want everything bwo.
JP players. we will reach a point where sup card exp stop being a issue? i assume at some point we will start having most of the SR maxed and we don't get SSR faster then we get exp so at that point it should be fine but how long we it take to get there.
>>532633334I want a slow carrot growing minigame with my Umas.
>>532633125according to some random-no-source-image
1800m wants 800 Stamina
this one is 1600 so it's probably around 6 or 700
you can also get fucked by being Rushed
>>532632805stamina is a meme
>>532629848>bakushin song backwards
stop trying to arouse me with pits
>>532633342Sorry but your horse will need fans to enter G1 races
>>532633419LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
>>532633427I've seen the gifs, something similar definitely happens in one of the scenarios.
How long until Transcend and Dictus
>>532633348>recovery skills>other umas significantly belowthank you for proving my point that the stats don't matter
>>532632823>>Play g1 races you want to get stats forAre any of the โX racecourseโ or โseason runnerโ G1s worth doing?
>>532633419AI art but i worked with worst
>>532633174Stats matter more than skills right now since URA is weak as fuck and it's pre patch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSYJJB8-wsg
>>532633518I mean more like a background farming lite management minigame, not a limited time event.
>>532633416it'll come very soon, I personally haven't had money or SP problems since Aoharu, the next scenario
>>532633427I want a dorm I can decorate and have my Uma Chibis relax and play in. The Club rooms aren't enough for me
>>532633470Can David Lynch really be forgiven for trolling Network executives, their demands for an answer arc met by complete, spiteful gibberish?
>>532630918Cinderella gray got the best foreign uma
>>532633549Pre patch? What, does URA get better gains later? I know the later scenarios get a lot better in terms of stats you get but idk anything about what they do to URA itself.
Why is her outfit so good
>>532633427>>532633518You'll love the cooking scenario bwos
>>532633416Same as literally every gacha game, in a month or two of dailies you'll always be ahead of the SP curve for how fast you get it compared to how often you'll raise new support cards
>>532633637Horses like licking soap?
>>532633393>Announcer talks>"This Uma is FUCKED. It is a real coughing baby vs atom bomb in Uma form! The trainer is a dumb bastard who can use all of the clocks from the clock factory and still not win!">race>First place, win by distance
>>532629848>Mejiro Lineage Dark History
>>532633567Her casual outfit is really girly and cute
>>532621760Im just annoyed by the start of her name.
What the fuck sounding name is Matikane? It should be Makitane.
is the sloppa posting starting
>>532633723Buff up base training values by a few points each, add some stuff involving happy meek
>>532630465>>532630532She is just doing her thing, Not RUNNING when it matters
>gambling for stats during URA
>failed
>mood down
>failed
>mood down
>bad mood
>win URA
I'm sorry Urara, I won't do that ever again
How the fuck did you do that?
Cute racehorses in history
>>532633567>The cuteness of Manhattan CafeThis sounds like the title of an 8 hour video essay (part 1).
>>532627639>>532633540shit niggers stop ignoring me
>>532633906DIRT
RACE
RETARD
>>532629848>humans are just umas without ears and tails
>>532633906Surface and distance aptitudes affect acceleration. If you have neither your uma accelerates at 4% of her full power in the last stretch
Noooooooo my giga condor, I fucked up and bought right instead of left cause I thought I bought left alreadyyyyyyyyyyy
Usain Bolt can canonically beat Haru Ulala
What's the ideal support deck for Bourbon? I can beat her career just fine with a 3 speed/3 stamina deck but she can't reach A rank at all.
>>532633723URA adds 1400 caps across the board and a dueling system with Happy Meek where if you win, a stat you choose gets its cap increased and she levels up, and a skill related to the stat you dueled her with. Max Level Happy Creek then challenges you in the URA Finale and if you win you get more stats at the end, and unique skills
>log in
>do dailies
>get 1/5th of a roll
T-thanks.
>>532634043>no honse named Salt Lick City>but we get Skibidi RizzI am disappointed with the lack of autism.
>>532627639WAIT A SEC anons
do you only get an animation if you hit 3 stars?
Is that why my 1-2 stars don't have skill animations?
>>532634004I don't know nigger, I kept seeing only long animations despite "once per day" setting so I switched it to always short
>>532633723Meek gets added to normal training and is in every race, and every time you beat her she gets stronger
>>532634146more like happy WEAK lmao
>>532633348>>532633526Do the other umas get the hidden stats too?
>>532634217>do you only get an animation if you hit 3 stars?Yes retard
>>532634202There probably was one but it didn't do anything so people don't mention it. That's the fate of a lot of race horses, the umas are generally just the ones who actually win(or lost a fuckton like Haru).
>>532634241LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK
>>532634146>barebones nemesis systemI wonder why they didnt go further with that idea. Like every time you beat her she gets a skill related to the race type and her stats balloon, but the reward becomes significantly higher
I never get any rudolf hints in career
As someone that watched shadowverse get killed by greedy power creep schemes and resource tightening, I regard the idea of cygames being generous with freebies with some serious scrutiny.
>>532634138Thank you for protecting that uma's identity
is this how uma centaurs work
>>532634263Everybody has a hidden +400 bonus to every stat except wit
Anyway if you get boxed in your stats don't matter and the only way a front runner can get 15th is if she somehow got blocked. Late start+rushed I guess?
>>532634428shadowverse is a CCG
those flaws are inherent to the genre
>>532634428Theyre not generous they just have generous periods like half anni, full anni.
Granblue has taught me that for every time cygames gives you a freebie, they have a chance of springing some ridiculous powercreep on you to catch whales
file
md5: efa744b25d4da775acee7eb0b6639226
๐
motherfucker it was 4% chance of failure
>>532634428>shadowverse>killed>50k players concurrent lol!
wit and power will save you from the box
why do you think all those positioning skills exist?
>>532634358damn
it's just that I saw you know, that guy commenting on the musumes running with aerosmith on and I clearly saw daiwa scarlet doing a long animation
guess he has her mlb'd or some shit
>>532634428Uma is their golden goose so they treat it better. It's still a gacha so it won't blow your socks off or anything but still.
>>532634138>people in CUMA didn't even know about the quota until everyone started leaving
>>532629848ๅจๆ็ฝ่ช็ฑ้จ ๅคฉๅฎ้ ๅคฉๅฎ้จ ๆณ่ผชๅ ๆๆดชๅฟ Free Tibet ๅ
ญๅๅคฉๅฎ้ไบไปถ Satono family contract small print ๅคฉๅฎ้ๅคงๅฑ ๆฎบ The Missing trainers ๅๅณๆดพ้ฌฅ็ญ Israeli umas ๅคง่บ้ฒๆฟ็ญ Winning live backstage ๆๅๅคง้ฉๅฝ The Rudolf files ไบบๆฌ Human Rights ๆฐ้ Satono dungeon ่ช็ฑ Umapyoi (song) ็จ็ซ New Uma Order ๅค้ปจๅถ Uma x human domestic violence statistics (unpublished) ๅฐ็ฃ ่บ็ฃ Tracen shadow budget for food ไธญ่ฏๆฐๅ Spica trainer's lollipop supply chain ่ฅฟ่ ๅไผฏ็น ๅๅค็น Arima Kinen 1984 lost footage ้่ณดๅๅ Alarm clock storage ๆณ่ผชๅ Goo Goo Baby Incident ๆฐ็็ถญๅพ็พ่ชๆฒปๅ Bakushin Song Backwards ่ซพ่ฒ็พๅๅนณ็ Mejiro Lineage Dark History ๅๆๆณข Special Month ๆฐไธป ่จ่ซ ๆๆณ ๅๅ
ฑ Manhattan Cafe Project ๅ้ฉๅฝ ๆ่ญฐ ้ๅ ้จทไบ Matikanefukukitaru UW3 Prophecy ๆดไบ ้จทๆพ ๆพไบ Kitasan Black Rate Adjustment ๆๆด ๅนณๅ ็ถญๆฌ ็คบๅจๆธธ่ก ๆๆดชๅฟ ๆณ่ผชๅคงๆณ ๅคงๆณๅผๅญ ๅผทๅถๆท็จฎ ๅผทๅถๅ ่ ๆฐๆๆทจๅ ไบบ้ซๅฏฆ้ฉ ่
ๆธ
่ก่้ฆ ่ถ็ดซ้ฝ ้ญไบฌ็ ็ไธน ้ๆฟๆผๆฐ ๅๅนณๆผ่ฎ ๆฟๆตไธญๅ ๅไบฌไนๆฅ ๅคง็ดๅ
ๆๅ ฑ ไน่ฉ่ซๅ
ฑ็ฃ้ปจ ็จ่ฃ ๅฐๅถ ๅฃๅถ ็ตฑไธ ็ฃ่ฆ ้ฎๅฃ ่ฟซๅฎณ ไพต็ฅ ๆ ๅฅช ็ ดๅฃ ๆทๅ ๅฑ ๆฎบ ๆดปๆๅจๅฎ ่ชๆ ่ฒท่ณฃไบบๅฃ ้้ฒ ่ตฐ็ง ๆฏๅ ่ณฃๆทซ ๆฅ็ซ ่ณญๅ ๅ
ญๅๅฝฉ ๅคฉๅฎ้ ๅคฉๅฎ้จ ๆณ่ผชๅ ๆๆดชๅฟ Epsatono Island ๅๆๆณขๅจๆ็ฝ่ช็ฑ้จ
>>532634559Maybe you should be Practice Perfect O next time
>>532634428shadowverse sucks because they have zero talent at designing a card game dude
>>532631169This usually means you were built for the wrong race length.
>transcend expected to release around 2027-07-07
>i'll 30 at that point
Man I hate being reminded about how fucking fast the years have been going since 2016
Bakushin solos Wally West
>>532634701>Not being 30 RIGHT NOWhahaha...
This is an ojisan general
>>532634559yes and 4% is not 0%. stop clicking 4% expecting it not to happen every time, you'll click it 25 times and be shocked when it happens 1 of those 25 even though that's literally what you asked for. if the training isn't worth bricking the run to risk getting it, just rest/wit.
>>532634604Tell me your secret.
23438
md5: 66184fae405dcb2ba3f8de8ad78387df
๐
Watch! The 3k gibs are dropping any second now.
Aaany second now...
Please tell me there wonโt be any other โmust rollโ cards in the nearest future, I really donโt wanna touch the card gacha ever again
I can solo bakushin with my fists
>>532634673>Manhattan Cafe ProjectManhattan Cafe obliterating entire provinces with her perflatness.
Also, you forgot
>MT (MachikaneTannhauser) Ultra
>have SR Sweep Tosho maxed
Which other SR speed card is worth leveling up? Eisin Flash, King Halo or Narita Taishin?
>>532634876If you don't want to, you don't ever have to despite what mewling retards on here spam
>>532634876In JP it took like 3 years to get a card better than Kitasan Black or Super Creek.
In terms of Umas though, Christmas Oguri and Seiun Sky kinda wreck the competition
>>532634857its being delivered in 35 minutes
>>532634876Well buddy, I've got bad news for you.
>>532634951I have King Halo at 45 and she's amazing for giving out level 4 hints for her skills.
>>532634876All pal cards are busted on release and are a must have until they get powercrept 6 months later
>>532634857>See?! GEM!!>Wait that's daily login
http://poal.me/wodauz
http://poal.me/wodauz
I want a danchou like CUMA's except instead of fan quotas you get kicked for requesting anything but medium shoes.
>finally lost my granblue fantasy account, the email is dead and I dont remember the password
Is it over
Am I free
Im
IM FREE
one uma with 1200 in every stat but no skills VS one uma with 600 stats but with skills. Who wins?
Is there a way to delete a horse forever? This nigger taiki shitter just spent 6 turns with a migraine. I'm tired of seeing her dumb face.
>>532634876Super Creek has a banner soon but that's a rerun since the card already exists, and if you do want it then a plain copy is fine since you really want it for Swinging Maestro.
Past that you're unironically good for like 2 years, where very few banners are actually that important. After that there will typically be 1 banner for each career story that has a card exclusive to that career that you will want to pull/borrow.
>>532634958>Christmas Oguri and Seiun Sky kinda wreck the competitionIt's crazy how you fags spam this over and over without having any idea why
>>532634673>Arima Kinen 1984 lost footageRudolf won that year....
What did she do, Umachan?
>>532635169gonna have to play around with that one in the umalator, anon
>>532635149How many Dirt Shoes are you really fucking using?
Just accept that Dirt Shoes are the official shoe laundering currency.
>>532635152>10 seconds into the poll>it already validates the Japanese age pollOjisan franchise.
>>532634951all three of those are worth using depending on your build, the balance of the game is generally great. one of the only "must avoid" cards is Shakur SSR Wit and Guts before the buff.
>>532634115Why do you want left so much?
we request Red shoes around here
>>532635031I have her max too, but I don't have th sp to level it up yet. GIVE ME MORE SP CYJEWS
>>532635125FUCK YOU DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME GROUP WITH 29YO OLD MEN AA
>>532635149*donates 1 medium shoe*
i have requested dirt shoes on cooldown basically since i joined my club.
my club has followed suit and we only request dirt shoes now.
>>532635212Please explain
>>532634876spics made an almost accurate one, made a quick edit to fix it
mind you the friend cards only work at 3 copies
It's over......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DbiLxiuQI4
>>532635169Easy win for the no skill uma
>>532635212Anons manifesting Kitasan 2.0 for that fomo high
>>532634857it will be released at the same time as the start of corren banner
>proof?see picrel
>>532635354If you're not under 20 you're basically elderly bwo
>>532635360Either we're in the same club or this is just a cultural meme phenomenon.
So I'm building up a Nice Nature run and I have to ask.
Is it Worth Keeping the Scenario Link - SR Trainer Card?
It does come with the Success up and her later Recreation events actually hand out a fair chunk of skill points.
>>532635149Do you not actually play this game? They throw all types of shoes at you constantly, and you get to request yourself which means if you get low on 1 you just request that one. Why are you acting like something with 0 negative impact is a big deal?
Why is Seiun Sky's unique meta when Silence Suzuka, Condor and Maruzensky have basically the same one?
>>532635282Old men, running the world
>>532635212Their unique skills, jackass
Its pretty clear that "If youre in front position at the final corner, megaboost speed" along with a gigantic stamina recovery skill makes for a pretty good unit
>>532635471Seiun Sky IS NOT META, only her unique is good for front runners since it gives a big accel boost
How does Polo work in umaverse?
file
md5: 85d8e3759bead3f161df6bf460a248d7
๐
>>532631945it a work in progress i guess
>>532635494I take it he was agreeable?
>>532635494old men
warning
warning
>>532635354both children and actual full adults see you as identical in age with 29 year olds.
>>532635432there are no dirt horses and people are just naturally going to seek the resource they have the fewest of if they aren't in a particular need.
>>532635246>Behold Thy Emperor's Divine Mighthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment
>>532635494Get out of here Denton.
I've been watching some of the story mode in youtube. Something interesting I've noticed is that they animated King Halo to never lean forward in races like the other umas even in the final spurts. I wonder why.
>drop a 10 on kitasan
>get her
>2LB
guess its swiping time huh
im like 250 rolls in
>seiun sky is not meta
new gaslight droped
>>532635362Both of them require niche builds and thorough understanding of how to use their skills
Otherwise they're no different to every other uma
>>532635403>He capped the event pointsWhat the fuck dude
>>532635714Helios-anon...
Mihono Bourbon is pretty much JC Denton
>>532635662>Fillydelphia experimentChecks out.
>>5326354031 minute in and he literally says uma musume is better for you than using twitter. he's /ourguy/ for sure.
>>532635779OH MY GOD MB A BAKUSHIN
>>532635714boomer general
>you need seiun sky or you're heckin' bricked
It's happening again
>>532635714>31 in 3 monthsI'M STILL YOUUUNG
>>532635685the real horse always kept his head high, he's a king after all. his descendants did the same if you were wondering.
>enter top 50 in team trials
>suddenly get 50 more followers
Gimme dat FP
>>53263571418-20 don't really like spreadsheets.
>2 sparks and $300 can't even get mlb
It's over for me...
>>532635897It's over, brother. I'm starting to see user handles named "FunDad93"
>>532635403He's trapped in the uma swamp but he's not turning it into content.
He plays for the love of the game
>>532635986you can just MLB it for free later?
>>532635714>1 55-60who is it
who's the fucking middle aged man here
How do you do this claw machine mission? I can barely get the event to trigger.
YOU MUST ROLL FOR SEIUN SKY
YOU MUST ROLL FOR INT NEICHA
YOU MUST ROLL FOR SUMMER MARU
YOU MUST ROLL FOR SMART FALCO
YOU MUST ROLL FOR SUPPORT RIKO
YOU MUST ROLL FOR CHRISTMAS OGURI
>>532635471Seiun Sky triggers on a corner in the final phase, while all the others you named trigger on the final corner. Silence Suzuka also isn't acceleration but speed. It depends on the track and the length, but on medium and long tracks, the final corner usually comes pretty late and the corner just before the final corner is the right moment to trigger acceleration. See Hakodate 2000m as an example.
>>532636137Just drag your bummed out uma on recreation and get lucky
>>532636000>tfw still laughing at names with 99 at the end>then realization hits
>>532636137spam dates with your uma, not with tazuna or aoi
>>532629451I've played granblue back when it was a little more popular with the local gacha addicts.
Cygames does not fuck around with automating gameplay. Macros, automation, QoL mods/plugins are not safe.
>sexy older single men in this very thread
>>532629451With cygames it's 100% not safe
>>532636149pick Urara
run as normal until the first new year's event
spam recreation
>>532636137>triggering claw machine eventit's random for the 2nd and 3rd year and can only happen once a year during recreation time. it's total RNG
>winning claw machinethe claw needs to be directly on top of the uma doll. aim for uma dolls sitting straight up. you WILL get fucked over for no reason, even if you do it perfectly. it's total RNG
>>532636149You really only need Seiun Sky. Christmas Oguri is only if you like her or enjoy the PVP aspect of the game. By no means is it worth it waste 30,000 carats for some scraps from Champions shit
>>532636137Haru ura career at turn 13 and under after debut just spam recreation until you get it
>>532636270>Glue falling for the 'hot single trainers near you' ad
>>532636245So basically never do anything unofficial to the game.
>>532636245At least this isnโt as tedious as grubโs farming
>โjust do angel halo a quadrillion times, broโ
>>532636149>get called a metafag shitter for picking Oguri>will get called a metafag shitter again for rolling Christmas OguriI just like her bros, I didn't even see the anime
>>532635918Oh that's interesting. Sovlfvl attention to detail.
I would've bet money most of this thread was made of zoomers. Maybe 4chan keeps zoomer sissies away because we say nigger and fag?
Glad to be with fellow oldstinkies.
>>532636356>>>>you only need seiun sky>despite the only thing she's good at is pvp early onare you SERIOUS niggers?
Alright I'm done with your shit Nature
we're going full Frontrun ALL THE WAY to URA
>>532635460>login>only 3 requests up in a 30 member club>they're all near expiration dirt or long shoe requests>put up medium shoe request>is completed in less than 10 minutesGee I wonder how greedy niggers can inconvenience people that just want to farm club point SSRs? It's such a mystery.
>5 straight losses in team battle
Is this... my limit?
I'm getting fucking rinsed by rainbow RNG on all my runs today
LET ME FEEL THE POWER
THAT CAN RIP ME TO SHREDS
>>532636446Same, bro. She reminds me of my wife
>>532636445Farming in GBF with Mudfish was therapeutic
>>532636458The zoomers are playing the more normalfaggy gachas like Hoyo games, you can tell if you ever look at any discussion involving them because it's like watching children fling shit at each other constantly.
Uma avoided that, thankfully, probably because it's clearly not made for normalfags.
>>532636510>you can submit 20 shoes in a 24 hour period>you can gain 30 shoes in a 24 hour periodHMMMMMMMMMM
>>532636458There are a shit ton of zoomers and plenty of underage Gen Alpha posters on 4chins, uma is just an old man franchise both here and in Japan.
Also the oldest of Gen Z are like 28, 30 in a couple of years.
>>532636395Nah, only botting 24/7.
And only on an old account.
>>532636458zoomers are in /vt/ wasting their youth talking about drama
>>532636270I wouldn't call myself sexy but people say that I look good and much younger than my age (31yo)
>>532636557buying carats gives you +5% extra chance for rainbow training for a week
>>532636149i will roll for summer maru because i want to have sex with a hag in a bikini
i will maybe roll for christmas oguri because i just like her
no chance i roll for seiun sky
>>532628479>Demo video shows an absolute dogshit Daiwa scarlet that cant even reach 600 on secondary statsoof
>>532636534R E T E N T I O N
E
T
E
N
T
I
O
N
Regional champ.
Hi anon what postion do I put Oguri Cap in(not sexual)
file
md5: 2548f58afe24ba4dcb78417f4d2d604e
๐
I love chilling with my irl friends on discord talking about uma
Is PvP that big of a deal? How many carats am I missing out on if I just do 5 team trials daily with whatever random horses I can feel the team with and lose half of the time?
>>532636461PVP horses come and go, only Seiun Sky is eternal as a parent. You shouldn't be even thinking about doing anything PVP related with uma banners if you're F2P to begin with. Only long-term parents have value; the rest of your carats you should use on horses you like
>>532636458If you did the poll right around launch it would have had plenty of zoomers, theyโve just been filtered since then
>>532636798I too just watched that NorthernLion video linked earlier.
>>532636794Oguri Sexy belongs in late but pace is more reliable.
>>532635149The fuck are you guys using dirt shoes on?
>>532636801team trials are whatever, CM on the other hand gives a lot of good rewards even of you job all the time
>trainers are old men
>not fertile young adults
It's over for the umas, their lines are going to die.
What the fuck happened in a single year?
>>532636947Man remain fertile until they literally die. Unlike women that just become useless at around 40 yo
>>532636947There are no trainers under 25 dude, you spend your youth studying to become one so you can be Kitahara Jones when you're like 32.
https://youtu.be/F_-_cc11RuU
So youre telling me the game just becomes bad
>>532637060KFC goes to an uma's thighs and breasts
>>532636947Umas are wasted on the young
>>532636510oh you poor whiny crybaby, it must be so hard doing 1 urara run every 2 weeks
>>532636629>near expiration dirt or long shoe requests>near expiration>expirationUnsurprising that a begging nigger in a beggar guild can't read.
im in the same range as 30yo niggas... its over for me
>>53263706012year old to 13year old
>>532637060a single year???
I'm sorry Dia... I can't get an erection at my age... You need to find someone else...
>>532637093the main PVP event metafags are already preparing for despite not even being announced yet
>>532637060That's just how horses age
Men are the most oppressed gender in the world of uma musume
There's women and uma women
What the fuck are you suppose to do?
do not think about umamusume time lines
save your sanity
>>532637189Just take viagra bro..
>>532636801people spaz out over like 50 carats to 100 carats a week, don't worry about it.
>>532636928the guy you replied to literally doesn't play the game, he's just shitposting
>>532637093CeeMy NUTZ GOTTEM
>>532637098I fucking hate Mishino Flower. Smug little BITCH
>>532637206Well yeah it comes next month
>>532637060horses race at 2-3 years old bro
>>532637141Take your own advice and stop begging 30 dirt shoes per day while donating none you lazy nigger.
I'm afraid to pace with El Pasa because every fucking race has 7 other umas on the same position..
>>532628479can't wait for the ban wave
>>532637148I'm on the edge of leaving young adult 18-25 zone, feels weird, I haven't done anything of note and probably never will, feels like it's just a series of nothing ever happens, trying to make it every day with some occasional highs and a countdown to inevitable tragedies like death and disease.
I'm not unhappy but it just feels like nothing.
>>532637317nah, I enjoy playing the way I do and don't need to throw a tantrum about it. if you want to throw a fit, you can change, we laugh behind your back and request dirt shoes to see you tantrum even louded.
>Aoi used to do a 100 pull ups as a kid
God, she'd fuck you up reall good with that power.
>>532637098This is Wakagoma Stakes?
Teio is buffed heavily here so it's almost a scripted loss
>>532637148This is why you can't cast spell youngling
>>532637463zebras are just zebras, they aren't umas
>>532637452that is how much you need to work out if you wanna have sex with umas
>>532635178go to veteran umas and transfer her to glue factory
>>532637512i need this mambo
>30 shoes a day
How the fuck do you even use up that many, donโt you get cockblocked by garlands?
>>532629329they will flat out ban you without a shred of mercy and without any doubt, they banned every single GBF player that used a client with a less efficient menu-helper tool. this game is their biggest ever, they are giving it their full attention right now.
>>532637463only horses don't exist, this isn't my little pony bro
EVERYTHING COST FUCKING MONIES DAMN
>>532637489>semi-scripted lossI wish there was a list of these so Iโd know when to not feel like Iโm the one who fucked up the training
>need to do 20 NHK miles to 5cap El Condor Pasa
aaaa
>>532637628They did not ban viramate users, just viramate
>>532637142The retard is you anon, you can spaff all your daily donations in 10 minutes from reset, so if anyone is requesting shoes at the end of the day they're less likely to get fulfilled until the next daily reset. Watch all current requests get completely 100% filled in the next 2 minutes.
>>532637762they banned viramate users that kept using viramate before it got the cheat shit gutted out of it.
I was one of them
>>532628479>Be a gfb player playing on mudfish with the UI that makes the skills appear on screen as 2x2 squares>get banned>be a gbf player that set your VPN to jp for faster ping>get bannedDon't forget what company runs this shit.
YOU PROMISED ME CARATS, /uma/!
>>532637317>only request red shoes>only donate red shoes>still gain 10 red shoes per dayRetard
>>532637870desu i would be 100% fine if they gave us 100million monies and SP.
what does having high-ish energy do at the end of URA?
I was on fullskip but I noticed a few of the prompts said "you have high energy," at the top of the stat rewards at the end
there are ban waves in JP at the end of every month to cleanse all the chinese bot farmers, same thing happens in GBF after GW
don't mess witb cykagames
>>532637918Okay, but if everyone does that, where do the red shoes come from?
file
md5: 62208dc1ca3080d5e621768b3cbf404b
๐
I'm gonna miss this screen...
>>532637854>be a gbf player that set your VPN to jp for faster pingThis bullshit btw. It's not vpn to jp that got banned it actual speed hack masquerading as an extension that exist around the time right after viramate got killed
Wait, saying you're old is the perfect excuse to get out of having to fuck your uma when she's in heat. This works out just fine.
>>532638047STOP NOTICING THINGS
SHUT IT DOWN
>>532637954Tripe crown..? Is this good?
>>532637970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MgSN0W8U3o
>>532638047That's why it's called shoe laundering.
>>532637141my danchou will kick me if i get under 350K fans per run and keeps track of it on his spreadsheet every day, I'm not allowed to do a haru urara run
>>532638047>he doesn't run mile umast.aiki shuttlelet
HOLY SHIT 20 000 CARATS! LOG IN NOW
>>532638047Are you actually mentally deficient? You should have gotten dozens from the current event's wheel and that's before the possibility of playing a single Urara run and getting fuckloads of them.
>>532638136>excuse to get out of having to fuck your umaWhat? And miss out on the stamina training?
>>532631431Marvelous > power gap > Agnes tachyon > Daiwa > matiwhatever thefuck. Nice nature fulfills a different role to buff your trainings and occasionally land on with sometimes to help reach around 400 wit and give energy.
>>532638264Okay, then why does everyone complain about red shoes then?
>>532638136Why would the uma care about that? A dick is a dick and it still works.
>>532637435>weRetard. I hope you enjoy getting 30 dirt and long shoes requested daily from people that never donate anything but medium then, because from now on I'm one of them.
>>532638312it's 1 schizo that doesn't play the game, not everyone. everyone is fine requesting red shoes, as seen in-game where it's the most commonly requested and given shoe type.
>>532628479Cygames really hates automation, so be careful. I botted grub in 2021-2022, leaked the bot, and got my whole /gbfg/ crew banned. The shitshow that happened on the thread at the time was fun to watch, though. So hopefully there'll be a shitshow and anons getting banned when banwaves happen in this game.
>>532638404Enjoy never getting club points because you never donate a single medium shoe because no one ever requests them then you fucking dingus.
>>532638404oh no, what will I do if my 10 dirt shoes come from someone that isn't you!!! I have never once not gotten 10 shoes from a request, and your salty tantrum-throwing ass isn't going to change that.
>>532638516I believe this
>>532638410Again, if you get 30 red shoes from the club, and you put 20 red shoes into the club, where do the other 10 red shoes come from? Well?
>and givenThat's a lie. If people gave red and blue shoes then red and blue shoe requests wouldn't take hours to complete while medium shoe requests take minutes to complete. You're actually some defensive begging nigger.
>>532638516we are so back
>>532638164yes
Teio has special events/rewards for winning some triple crown
>>532638404>I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU BY CRIPPLING MY OWN CLUB POINTS GAIN AND CRYING WHILE I WATCH YOU STILL GET 10 EVERY TIME FROM THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY WANT CLUB POINTS lmao you are so impotent it's hilarious
I'm feeling generous today
>>532638551 >>532638558 >>532638724I enjoy playing the way I do and you don't need to throw a tantrum about it. :^)
Newcuties rarely have red shoes, that's why I think it's better to trade mediums.
If you have all the shoes (like you should) why insist on reds?
Anyone know where i could find Lossless version of uma songs
The album pack i found on nyaa haven't been update since 2021
>>532635320Dirt miles are 80% left tracks
>>532638821You are literally the only one here actually throwing a tantrum.
Why is the log tab disabled when viewing events from the archive?
4 PLAYERS?!
I'm printing money out here lads
Bread??????
>>532638886Not at all, I'm just saying I'll play the way I think is optimal given the current environment. Why are you seething?
file
md5: 597b773fa5d7b3cb0efc839c9437768c
๐
>>532638990why did I get twice as many points for the same amount of supports?
file
md5: 74922c20a34133a9a52cf67b64a42de7
๐
>>532638821it's hilarious because you're the one showing up here every day to throw a tantrum that we hurt your feelings in game.
your club is obviously dogshit, in mine shoe requests are fully filled in about 6 minutes no matter what the shoe type is. I went to screenshot a dirt request and it was fulfilled 100% right as I went to screenshot it at 6 minutes old.
>>532638840clubs aren't unlocked for newcuties yet, and they start with Urara as 1/5th of their roster, and they get red shoes from the wheel, and if they somehow do end up in a club with 0 red shoes then they pretty obviously should be requesting red shoes to no longer have 0. it's a 0 sum game, the group never loses shoes by taking and giving.
>>532637954professor of my dick
>>532639130So you need to check your club multiple times in the hopes of filling your donation quota for the day? Why are you bragging about this? Your quest is full of lazy niggers who don't make requests as opposed to greedy niggers who only request higher demand shoes.
>>532639025>RREEEEEE STOP PLAYING THE WAY I DON'T LIKE IT HURTS MY FEELINGS>you're throwing a tantrum>HOW DARE YOU I'M GOING TO REFUSE TO GIVE YOU SHOES ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH THAT DOESN'T IMPACT YOU AT ALL AND HURTS ME BECAUSE NOW I CAN'T MAX CLUB POINTS>you're throwing a tantrum>NO YOU!!!!!yeah sure bro, whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night
Alright bros I have cleared the URA Finale scenario with every character I have, I'm promoting to class 6 next week, I have a bunch of decent 9* legacies for speed, stamina and power with good supporting sparks, and I cleared the event and read all of the story. What do I do now?
>>532639415I just said I'm adapting my playstyle to the meta. Why are you having a meltdown and arguing with imaginary voices over it?
file
md5: deb9d66309d06ffdfc15351856b9e62f
๐
>>532639106it counts the distinct players, but rewards based on usages. if someone borrows from you 3 times you get 3 times as much but they're still just 1 player you supported.
>>532639392Not even that anon, it's common sense that everyone shows up at server reset time. every request in my club from today is finished because like 20 people showed up and clicked the request button and then clicked the donate button 10 times, all at once.
>>532639542unc is on some heavy copium
>>532639792t. retard making I AM SILLY tier imaginary greentext arguments up in his mind
>>532639627If everyone shows up at one time then how do you make multiple requests per day?
>>532639263If it were a zero sum then certain shoes wouldn't have disproportionate demand. You're operating on commie tier delusion right now.
>>532640258unc is on some heavy copium
>>532622038Glad youve seen the light.
>>532641258t. retard making I AM SILLY tier imaginary greentext arguments up in his mind
>>532640258>>532640421>>532640718>>532641386unc really is just spamming reply after reply with his eyes closed and his copium tank maxed
>>532638516ok real talk, how long would 200m carats last?
>>532635403I hope he fucking dies and you too. Fuck off with this normalfag shit.
>>532630918do you not realize how many racehorses arabs own
![TeioTeioTeio[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fve6csb.webm]](/images/vg/1751905991124603.gif)
![[twitter] Saboten_Mushiโ2025.07.25โ1948698574352777268โGwsq7tPb0AASXDr](/images/vg/1753448903802109.jpg)
![Office Space.avi_snapshot_00.52.52_[2013.07.20_01.43.48]](/images/vg/1753452819507096.jpg)
![[twitter] suzukatoreโ2025.07.16โ1945468520504188985โGv-xTNZXAAIrhYj](/images/vg/1752672443718429.jpg)
