>>532592706>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league questions for questionnairehttps://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6
>saint 3 tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1l3s_Nz5R2Yai5dzm5h-nnKYz54s5ljGvCuFC-2pFvGI
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YE9sEh0BrdQXtnBvP8Bcya8o2R8kbatIt1_pgB8nbQc
>>532724608 (OP)Ritz's art is so goddamn retarded sometimes that it actually becomes unsexy
Hugging all of the clean, recently bathed, non-stinky anons in this thread!
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It's a crab eat crab world
if you had the money, what would you invest?
If I had money I'd use them wisely like spending all of them just for myself
>>532724608 (OP)I don't play this game, who are these tity monsters
>>532725172Our sex slaves. Side characters from Saki (mahjong manga)
>>532724586no gaijin sorru
>>532725292I used to be friends with spiders because we had a deal: kill fungus gnats and you get to live. But instead they build webs all over the doorway and my office table so now I kill them on sight.
>>532725292cute and funny
>streak of 2nd and/or 3rd places in hanchan
>streak of 1st and/or 2nd places in tonpuu
Is gold tonpuu the way?
>>532725429nyoo, they didn't mean to...
>>532725694Yes, until it's not, then it's onto the next dumbass thing
I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3455497/cb8aac8dc7/
>>532725762I tried to be patient, but you can only swallow so many mouthfuls of cobweb until you snap.
so who got to be tonight's tupapillu?
Give me a VN where I can go to onsen or public bath with pretty girls and I'll wash.
Bonus points for naked sprites.
Even more bonus points if I can go with several girls and not just one.
Can be Japanese.
>>532726003nobody, the organ traffickers got every single one of them by now
https://www.twitch.tv/socculta
>>532725970i wonder what made them break the pact
we have a similar pact of our own (the mosquitos were always killing me) and they've managed to cleverly set up their base of operations around the window
it is impossible to touch anything there without taking your hand away with their headquarters on it, but they left the rest of the room completely alone
>decide it's been too long and I have to shower
>as a master procrastinator, I slowly remove piece by piece of clothing while doing something else
>it just ends with me browsing 4chan while naked, looking at time and deciding it's too late, and just going to sleep
this happens almost every day
I shower at least once a day, usually more. I'm always paranoid about being the smelly guy in the room and I can easily go through a whole deodorant stick in less than a week.
>>532726465Take a (very) cold shower in the morning. If you survived that, the rest of the day is easy going.
>>532726465Taking a shower and getting into bed feels great, why are you idiots making something so simple seem like a chore?
I've been feeding crickets to my house spiders and they all got fat.
>>532726775What pets do you keep? No normal person has random crickets lying around without pets.
>>532726465Imagine the built up smegma
>>532726080senren banka had an onsen bath event with ninja and the blonde (separately)
>>532726754Sir, Americans, on top of wearing their shoes inside of the house, refuse to shower before bed, even after having spent most of the day outside. The optimal play is to freshen up in the morning: wash your face, neck, armpits, and private area and take a proper shower at night.
>>532726842I have two cats.
But for some reason, this summer my rose garden got infested by crickets. I've been trying my best to keep them at bay, but 4-5 always jump inside the house from the windows daily and end up as spider food after getting killed by the cats.
>>532726746I do this thing on weekends. Feels great, especially when you just pour ice cold water on your back.
The first time I cleaned my PC after 3 years I found cobwebs and a dead spider inside
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WWYD and riichi or dama?
>>532726989lol same. but ladybugs instead of crickets
i could shut them out, but then it gets hot
>>532727407Toimen seems to be in tenpai and this can get ssk+tanyao improvement or pinfu at the very least
9m
>>532727407that's sanshoker potential
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>>532727407With a middle tile kanchan wait like 46 or middle tile shanpon wait like 33 66 it is acceptable to stay dama even in cases with no yaku with dora because of the upgrade potential. In this case though with the sanshoku and tanyao reverting with 9m looks great. Just riichi here would be a huge waste.
>>532724608 (OP)if it's yellow, let it mellow
>>532726971No i dont want to lay down with wet hair and my sheets feel like theyre biting my skin after i shower
>>532728787Anon, you do realize that towels and blow dryers exist, right?
>>532728849>blow dryerswhat are you, a woman?
>>532728890what are you, a monkey?
>>532728890>he doesn't have a live in girlfriendi fumbled hard
>>532728890>blow dryersI use it, so what?
>>532728890you're bald, aren't you?
I don't have dryer but I can blow, if you catch my drift
>>532729293i heard this slur in kill la kill
is it that people in tokyo call anyone to the north "monkeys?"
do bald people get sun burn on their head
>Americans shower before bed challenge [IMPOSSIBLE] (gone stinky)
Doctor hasnโt showered for five years | Today Show Australia
>>532729396I've never watched Sucky but I think Ako has Monkey Magic or some shit.
Is showering before bed reaaaaally important?
>>532729523That's Shizuno
I shower every day after waking up.
>>532729674me too except weekends
My village doesn't have enough water so I don't shower every day
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>>532729568Yes.
>>532729674Start doing it before bed instead.
>>532729674I forget to sleep so I don't wake up.
>>532728849The sheets eat my skin hours afterwards
>>532729674every other day. but also make a point of never sweating
If you smell that your friend or acquaintance has bad body odor do you guys tell them or do you keep it to yourself so as not to offend them? I'm not in summer camp by the way.
>>532730113just drop them in the lake that is conveniently placed nearby the summer camp location
>>532730113If it's bad I'm obligated to tell them so they don't embarrass themselves around non-friends
>>532730113if a friend, you def tell them
you can do it without sounding like an asshole
acquaintance. not my problem
>>532730113You tell them politely
>>532730113Yes, I'll even tell fellow stranger men if their pant zipper is open.
>>532724608 (OP)Balloons for everyone!
>>532730113happened to me once about breath.
friend said something like >bro, your breath stinks. brush your teeth
i'm grateful for it. it was what i was eating for lunch and i never noticed before
It's Saturday night! Let's drink together and enjoy some tanoshii!
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16869
1/4 default rules
brb making whiskey and coke.
>>5327312612/4 waiting for (you)
>>5327312613 and 4 came fast
4/4
>>532730113I'll tell them only if I'm bringing some perfume/deodorant/mint with me, so I can fix the issue without making them feel awkward for the rest of the day.
Otherwise I'm doomed to their stinkyness.
>>532732040i recognize only bookbro and crow
We have 3 players in queue!
>>532732274Has it started
>>532733059It did
We're in East 4
I'm reaching my limit. The seal is about to break!
I decided to finally overdose sleeping pills, thanks for the memories and games.
>>532733532don't clog your toilet
>>532733601Iโm going to bed but you better still be alive when I wake up
jisatsu kinshi
>>532733621thats not what meant
>>532733601Puke them up and eat some activated charcoal, tomorrow will still come.
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>>532733601You cant give up yet. We need to suffer together here.
>>532733601Don't do it, think of all the good memories and games ahead.
>>532733601Do it attention whore
>>532734417Oh, and drink lots of water.
>>532729806Thank you, I just finished taking a shower. Now how do I sleep?
>>532732274The only guaranteed 4th place accordance is to simply not play
Why aren't you guys lolis?
https://www.twitch.tv/bulkvanderhuge_
>>532735423I ask myself that every day
>>532735423/mjg/ is a no-loli zone
Is it weird that I don't like big boys drinks like beer or wine? They all taste like shit, do people actually enjoy them.
>>532736581i like beer and wine but i like cider more its the best tasting alcohol desu
>>532736581>he doesn't like the taste of gasoline
>>532731261ggs nice yakuman
>>532731261ggs, thanks for the room. Nice double yakuman.
>>532736581all alcoholic beverages taste like shit and I'm convinced every single person who claims to like alcohol either has shit taste, is pretending or is willing to endure the taste to get wasted (which is cringe IMO, men should be able to have fun without having to resort to drugs or alcohol)
t. tea and soda enjoyer
>>532731261GG thanks for playing. Honours are genbutsu except for when there's a tanki suuankou.
If this post ends in a zero I will spam porn until the mods ban me.
>>532731261never seen the tanki before.
absolutely crushing. sinister even
>>532736581It's not the drink that makes the big boy, it's the big boys that make the drinks the big boys drink.
Wine and beer used to be the best tasting drinks and better than water in terms of long term health advantages.
Now that we have healthier and tastier options, you should drink better stuff and leave wine and beer to the people that genuinely enjoy the taste of fermented veggies and fruit.
>>532736581for me it's sugar water sometimes without water
You'll queue later today, right?
I'm only here to shitpost, fuck off with your stupid autistic tiles clacking game.
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I'll queue now, I've lost too many points and the only solution now is to play and pray I luckshit.
>>532738187I'll be queueueing in an hour
2 losers in queue
Come and get free points
I will never queue, I don't feel like participating.
>>532738187The celestials and saints stripped me of everything...
TO needs to update the spreadsheet before I queue
>>532738473thanks for reminding me of that thread
>>532738771real mahjong is when you can predict the future
cheat
>>532738531I want to epstein Koito so bad bros..
>decided to try dota
>everyone else is either ivan or pinoy
>>532740708The only way to play/enjoy dota is in a premade stack of friends, preferably against another stack of friends.
>>532740708what did you expect
>>532740708League of Legends won
WHATS HAPPENING IN POLAND I WANNA KNOWWWWW
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>>532740708Tell me any time and we can schedule to play together
>>532741231<lain_m> wifi in poland quite bad
<BULKVANDERHUGE> the absolute state
><******> its like Auschwitz here
>>532741474told you guys it was an Auschwitz meetup and you guys still went
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtU9SlTHOsc
Viva viva all~
>>532741474all the death camps were in poland btw
>>532741827>gross rozen ummm dollkeks?
>>532741813you're going to push this to the bitter end so riichi
>>532741231Tonight I'll cum on Laasti's face while he's sleeping
>>532741813Riichi
3 things: You're last so you have to gamble, you discarded 7m so you can't improve your hand with a 6m and now 4m is a potential suji trap
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>>532741913the doll were of german origin
>>532742005please don't
he's one of the better namefags
he avatars for a little dick suck to push to convince himself it's worth pushing to saint. there's much worse
>>532741827>All the extermination camps were in Poland>Poland ate E. PrussiaWasn't Poland the real enemy? Think about it
>>532742307Based Steve, another ssk rejected
>>532742307RiP but I think you did the right move
>>532742307ohnononono stevekeks not again
>>532741813>>532742307>missed sanshokuYep I'm adding Bratella to my "do not draft" list
>>532742307wait I didn't even notice the daisangen
it's so fucking over for stevekeks
>>532742307I would have kanned there to force the pao to toimen and force him to push
Sanshoku doko ahaha... get it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXcajZR4pcA
>>532742876does pao actually work like that? I don't think you have to pay for a kan, do you?
I'll start right here and now
Everything I can do, my own way
The world I wanna live's a world
where you're smiling bright
It's clumsy, I know, it's fragile and small
This wish that I hold in my heart
May it reach you, I pray
May it reach you, I pray
As I'm looking into your eyes
>>532743084I know of rinshan pao, I'm not asking about that
>>532742662you forgot this
Where are you anon
It's been over an hour
>>532743084Baiman desuwa!
>>532743464Something came out. Goodbye!
>>532743534did you clog the toilet
>>532743303Yes
You played the tile while knowing the risks, so even an ankan counts as daisangen pao
>>532741045For some reason, it's full of fr*nch- and sp*intards who think it's alright to use their native language to talk in teamchat.
Why is always toilet and shit with you guys!? HAVEN'T YOU HAD A NORMAL CONVERSATION IN YOUR LIFE!?
>>532743769you think this is bad? See what the toshiakis are up to
>>532743976me at summer camp when I go yakitori the whole day
It's not always toilets, there's sinks too.
>>532743562so you can kan someone just for the sake of being an arsehole? holy based
Does mjs have suukantsu pao?
>>532741281right fucking tomorrow, nta btw
It is kicking in. I guess I go to sleep
heeyyyyyy summer campies!
die in a trench fgotranny
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>>532737050>is pretending or is willing to endure the taste to get wastedThis is pretty much always the case. I love seeing people who wince and make a disgusted face during drinking such things and going onto a tangent how good and tasty it is. I may be autistic, but I never understood why would you lie to people who also lie and know you are lying and play this weird game of pretend.
>>532746431With a B rating, I don't think I need to see it.
Are all the queueers at summer camp then?
>>532741231the traditionalist monarchist catholic movement is on the rise
their leader was 4th in recent presidential elections and he publicly denied the existence of you know what you know where
>>532747050Santa claus from Lapland?!
>>532747316let's just say /mjg/ went to investigate and the name of the event is not a coincidence
>>532736581I generally dislike them, but there a couple exceptions.
Craft beer is something I don't mind having once every few months, it tastes bitter but has a sweet or fruity aftertaste (depending on the type) which makes it something nice to experience for a change. And red wine (even cheap ones are fine as long as they don't taste too bitter) enhances the taste of a good steak.
I've also found out that shit like vodka with fruit juice tends to mask the alcohol to the point where you can't feel it at all, so I'm not surprised people who want to get wasted drink that, although I've never seen the point in getting wasted.
>>532742365if you want to umm achtually. russia ate prussia
it's ruined now. they offered to sell it back and germs said fuck off
I don't drink and smoke but I'm overweight. What's worse?
>>532747853Drinking and smoking are probably harder to drop, you can fix your condition by cycling for half an hour every day, which does take quite some motivation but at least you don't have chemicals in your brain telling you not to do it.
I'd rather be fat and have cheating sex with jks behind the door while they're talking to their bf desu
>>532747853at least your mind is intact
go exercise
It's impossible for me to get addicted to drinking because I'm to scared to go to a bar by myself.
>>532748273While it's better than nothing cycling is way too efficient to be a worthwhile way to lose weight, for fatsos walking is better. Also excess weight is usually a dietary problem not an activity problem
>>532748493based
this is also the reason i'll never lose my life savings, because i'm too scared to go to a mahjong parlor, so i just waste money on jade in mjs
>>532748683>cycling is way too efficient to be a worthwhile way to lose weight, for fatsos walking is betterMaybe by distance, but cycling for some amount of time has got to burn more calories than walking for the same duration, right?
>>532748683>Also excess weight is usually a dietary problem not an activity problemThat's the thing, the urge to eat comes mostly from the gut-brain connection, and the gut is stabilized by regular physical activity. It's all linked, you can't just tell a fat man to eat less and expect him to do it.
>>532748683>Also excess weight is usually a dietary problem not an activity problemThis. I don't really exercise, but I'm also not eating everything I can find in the fridge, just breakfast and dinner, sometimes a toast or two. And I'm drinking exclusively water and Monster Energy Ultra (sugar-free), maybe a coke once in a while. Exercise is good for getting back to normal, but you don't have to do it to stay that way.
>>532748273degenerate but i did this with a bike trainer.
2 episodes daily. stick a laptop or whatever on a box in front of the mount.
a monkey brain does it's thing.
lost so much weight from it and even had to remove chains from the belt.
recommend getting a box fan so you don't overheat
>>532748974just because he complains, doesn't mean he can't do it
not doing things is the easy part in life, the fact remains he's too lazy to motivate himself to stop eating and is just letting his urges control him
buy less food, have less food to eat
unless his parents are supplying their lovely big boy with unlimited calories, that's another story
>>532749264>bike trainer with a laptop in fronti never thought of that, that's actually quite genius
by "monkey brain" i believe you mean you just forget about pedaling after a few minutes and can just play games/do whatever while your legs are on autopilot?
>>532749619that's the idea.
i've tried playing games. but you rock back and forth too much. it gets too annoying.
anime works. the brighter and flashier keeps you distracted the best in my experience
>>532747853just drink a lot water and decrease snack between meal bit by bit, not even exercising and lose 10kg
>>532749951got it
it's not like i'm overweight, but i'm lacking in exercise recently and i'm afraid it may not end well for me in the long run, so maybe i should consider a similar setup and just pedal for like an episode a day or so
>>532749264I do have a bike trainer thanks to the Anon's suggestion last year, just got zero motivation to do anything with it. Anime is not that interesting to watch while cycling and interactive cycling videos require subscription. Any recs to do while cycling?
>>532750459>Anime is not that interesting to watch while cyclingYou mean it becomes... not interesting when you're cycling? Or is it not interesting for you at all? There are countless of movies/TV series, it doesn't have to be anime, you know? Well, unless cycling makes you unable to concentrate.
>>532750626It's mahjong related, anon will not make it to Saint by being a lardass.
>>532746697more like queers!
anyone who cared about /mjg/ is at summer camp
just stop making threads for the next week
>>532750724put watapon in a box
>>532740708I'm pretty new as well. Wanna try playing together?
I can beat Ichihime in a fight
>>532748284Me as the fat guy
>>532750459>Any recs to do while cycling?I can only tell of my experience for cycling to work (9km away), but what I've found works best is "workout music", which is usually mainstream music but with a proper bass track added to them, in a way they sound good enough and are good for motivation.
Here's an example, I usually use tracks from this youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W9J-0LAPq8
Most importantly, make sure to pick a BPM you'll sync your pedaling with. Alternating between pushing with each leg on each beat makes you barely feel the effort.
>>532750459Watch pon no michi
>>532751525I'm an ass guy
>>532750459music works for me when i run
this is my most played song on my playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCKWeOrP_yc&list=RDpCKWeOrP_yc&start_radio=1
consistent base rhythm pace
and occasional chances to speed up
bass line is everything.
https://www.twitch.tv/amazonmusic
>>532750459get something that changes that can control the resistance and then use a service like mywoosh or training peaks virtual
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>>532754136should i finally play this thing? there's been like remakes and rereleases though and i got lost a little
https://youtu.be/opCiPY9OZgQ?si=-eyrGzmhtYtwU354
Explain to me how horse racing is supposed to be any more compelling than vid related
https://youtu.be/M2ludpk8Ibc?si=39nAzxCy4jnriUjj
>>532755815I hope you aren't implying marble races aren't awesome
>>532755815I remember watching this shit during the pandemic.
>5 years agoWhere does the time go?
>>532756018should i play the remakes? i have bad experience when it comes to eroge/jrpg remakes, especially when they remove content to fit into playstation guidelines or just make the game easier for the american market
though seeing the nature of the rance games i believe they're easy in general (like other rpg-gimmick h games) and it's not like they would care about any guidelines
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/PIe2auW9EMI?si=KNbqH77lfTvXk4Ii
>>532754318koko
Friends Room 67342(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67342
Blitz no tips, dama ari
>>532756257The originals aren't really worth playing over the remakes
>>532756257Yes, play the remakes, but especially 03, that one's the best of the bunch IMO
>>532756654i'm fine as long as i'm not losing content
i hate playing a remake and then going to the game's wiki and seeing a hundred point list of differences or when a not remade sequel references an event which was cut out
>>532757105i'll play them chronologically
>>532724739Huge tits will never be unsexy.
>>532756654>>532757105is this slop or kino and is there a longstanding community of other anons who have played this game that i can discuss it with afterwards
>>532757241they are when they're inflated to the point of retardation
that's why i'm not gonna read saki, the tits in the anime were at least reasonable
>>532757105me on the left
>>532757218The only thing you could accuse the remakes of is softening Rance's dickishness "a bit"
/mjg/ keeps promising a serial killer
commit
>>532757852Notice how there aren't any summer camp updates
Park Ranger Warn: NEVER Investigate Crying Sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WafvB4lrXtk&ab_channel=WhatLurksBeneath
>>532757964Shan't watch slop. That was just a lynx
Mahjong autotablel with frens
https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=cunny
Remember to join the mumblel
Room theme: https://youtu.be/-e-oSCO419A?si=hWi6PfxhF2sWpNEa
Lucky yaku: Chinittsu
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>532758184how is this autokoko supposed to fill when every IRC regular is at camp
I still can't believe the nicer let the gangstalkers win
>>532758314What tf was he supposed to do?
>>532758184ill join in around 20 minutes if it hasent started
>>5327581842/4 waiting for Florg!
>>532758368I was under the impression he had some bullets to shoot at the people he thought were behind the gangstalking, but the shots were never fired
>>532758515If you're going to pretend to be me shouldn't you at least copy my filenames?
>>532756561gg! game is back to 3/4
How do you write >tourist murdered over board game, police say
in polish?
>>532758515florg has passed
>>532759115Join the autotable
>>532759173She passes? Congratulations!
>>532750459Play friendlies.
Where do you mahjong IRL in Tokyo?
>>532750459>bike trainerlink to what you got?
>>532756561Get in, we're waiting for (You)!
>>532759662my place
wanna come?
>>532759662In a mahjong parlor
Aru-aru.aru
Delightfully devilish hand
>>532759791nice clock, Ahmed!
>>532756561ggs, but sorry, gotta go. Maybe another day.
And I hope the next attempt will be less clumsy.
>>532760487I also missed menzen junchan at the same time
>>532759670https://www.amazon.com/ThinkRider-X2Max-Trainer-Portable-Simulates/dp/B0DRNR2LDZ
>these extensions aren't supported anymore
what the fuck??
>>532760218don't chase off the young girls
>>532760720that's a little too based
>being a chromekek in current year
>>532761083There are no better browsers
>>532761743What the fuck are these, furbies for zoomers?
>>532761874labubu
college girls are going for it
>mahjongwager a labubu keychain against sex in a tonpuu
free sex and a stupid ass keychain to do it again
>>532761372https://surf.suckless.org/
>>532758184>host left early3/4 again
>>532758184someone had to go so we are back to 3/4!
>get my first 90 rating
>it's a game where I ate shit and dealt in a mangan and haneman back to back (but they were bot approved)
I'm starting not to feel these ratings anymore, not even from a cope perspective.
>>532758184>new 4th playerJoin Mumble at riichi.moe
>>532761874Overpriced furbies for zoomers, yes
>>532758184jyanshi join the mumble on riichi.moe so you can hear calls and stuff, you dont need to have a mic
>>532758184https://www.mumble.info/downloads/
>>532764715it will be hard to score without the voice chat please come
>>532764959It's fine I won't go for anything less than a mangan
https://youtu.be/U3diaz22I7Y?t=113
>>5327650972000 points, press space to look at your points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pINyaUoOZ-E
>>532766332It's a good fish sir
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Was I the only one with this problem when grabbing a tile?
>>532765097sorry we called it off its a bit hard to erp when everyones not in the mumble especially with new players, dont be scared to join next time though
I will not join mumble. I don't know how to count fu. I will chombo. This is my first time playing autotable
>>532766508i didn't see duplication
was really confused by the waving coursers though (that was where you were pointing, right?). how are you supposed to play this?
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>deal into the chinitsu it's digital bro
Damn just lost all my tourney progress with a bullshit 4th , truly the ranked experience
>IRCkeks go to camp
>Less shitposts, less ERPposts
>Thread quality drastically increases
Patterns
sorry I'm prepping for a show
i'm getting better at chinkjong of all things
>>532767006By joining the voice chat, we'll gladly t**ch you
>>532767231you better stop while you still can
I should've gone to summer camp
>>532767469but i want the meme yaku achievements
>>532767125I only lost against gamblers who chased every hand. It's worse than Jade but I'm glad this tourney exists after the league frustration and its shit UMA
>>532767147I'm still here though.
I shouldn't have gone to summer camp
>>532767723did you enjoy your first night as tupapillu
TURN ON THE NEWS THEY JUST NUKED POLAND THE SUMMER CAMPERS ARE ALL DEAD
>>532767039tenpai = poosh
I bet mortal does it too
>>532767147So the garbage posters were all eurokeks? Makes sense.
>>532767857>turn on the news>some guy is extinguishing menorah candleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctdoDJKPBus
what is going on there
>>532767857You're welcome
>>532767231Warrior of all Arts bro lets go. I need to check if limitless asura counts towards asura achievements next time it's in rotation.
>>532767147>Thread quality drastically increasesIt did not, that's the thread without league tourists
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>>532767889It does, but I still disagree
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>>532768223it doesn't, but you can score yakumemes there
i'll be the first warrior of all arts on /mjg/
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>>532767889>>532768283But it folds without a single overflow
>>532768283At least the crab is (more) reasonable.
>>532768528d'you huv a loicense
>>532768497Oh you pushed without my consent? Alright, we're going all the way then.
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>>532768648This feels like the biggest bottleneck
They're reading RB1 at summer camp
>>532769365Tile efficiency and dama are the spooky stories
You will never become eskimo brothers with some cheap poland prostitutes with your mahjong bros
>>532769192yeah, i still don't have any of them
the last two are just luck, you need a haipai with exactly three of the same color and the player you're exchanging with has to give you the exact tiles you need in the other colors
same with the wish enchantment from
>>532768648, someone must ron you so that you fell exactly between 0 and 900 and it's gotta be on your riichi tile, this is the asura bottleneck
i did score a chin kinkotyao recently though and finally heard it said ingame instead of the soundposts
Any shaina maidel at summer camp?
does anyone else have problems with violentmonkey and tampermonkey? all my extensions suddenly stopped working. I blame the british
>>532769814>chin kinkotyao
>>532770361Works on my machine.
>>532770361why do you people keep using chrome
google doesn't want you to use ublock or basically any haram extensions and they're gonna do that to you
>>532770361Chrome disables most extensions now
>>532770613I switched to ublock origin lite and it's been working for me
>>532750459>Anime is not that interesting to watch while cyclingI feel like the point of anime is to help you ignore the tedium. If I didn't have people looking over my shoulder, I'd go the gym armed with a laptop and several hours of anime every day just to walk while mindlessly cycling all day (or just play mahjong). I can't do that without a distraction. 30 mins with nothing to look at but the wall is boring enough as it is. If you got a bike at home you should just put on shit you've been putting off watching and go at it.
>>532766508Seems like a firefox problem
>>532750459I just watch youtube while cycling
>>532771975you mean indoor cycling, right?
>>532770863Previous version (140.0.4) works fine, the newest one (141) doesn't
>>532772521he did say bike trainer
>>532770634ok, just downloaded firefox and now everything works
Are there any Pale Moon or SeaMonkey users here?
>>532769532>miko emoteI donโt even want to look up what that means.
>>532773112i use some old version of waterfox, because a newer one doesn't work for me anymore
>>532772876everything except browser mjs sadly
Why would you use the browser version when you could be mining cryptocurrencies for the glorious CCP
>>532770613Because it has all the things I'm used to and sites just werk. Only the day that flaghaxx stop extensions from working, I'll bother switching.
>>532773112Palemoon used to be my daily driver but it's sadly unusable now. The irritating thing is that this isn't even because palemoon can't do most things, it's just because most websites do really aggressive user agent checking and refuse to serve you the site at all if they don't like your browser.
>>532769814saw a tenpai for pure 4kan once, two guy left, the other guy choose to keep his pinzu tiles and pay the punishment rather than dealing in, absolutely savage.
also came really close to a blessing once, its quite hard since you have to often times give up a full sequence or have a floating dead tile
anyone having browser extension supporting problems just download an old version of any browser like one year old, you will find them in that techguru or something website
ive used a non updated brave since 2020 i just have to manually unpack extensions because extension website is not supported, majsol works fine for 4 years now
also had to download chrome this year because twitch was shitting itself and extensions there work fine as well because its an older chrome version, highest supported for win8.1
i like this mute in background feature, switch tab when annoying voiceline came up
>>532773629Surely most is an exaggeration.
>>532774347Nah a lot of websites do it by default because they REALLY want to know if you're on a phone or not so they can serve you a fucked up phone version with 50 ads in a vertical line, instead of a 3x3 grid or whatever on the desktop version.
I am new to Mahjong and played 3-4 rounds with the Mahjong soul normal AI and cooked them, however I still don't really check what's save to discard and play for my own hand, will I ruin human lobbies if I join them ?
>>532773278I use it too and remember having trouble with an update once, specifically being unable to launch the browser on Linux after updating. I downloaded Mullvad Browser and lurked it the GitHub comment section of the issue up until someone found a fix, kek.
>>532750743>IQ>game of luckWhen will you retards learn?
I've had 2 or 3 yakuman chances over the course of several years of playing and landed none, and I've also dealt in to 2 or 3 yakumans.
>>532740708You should at least finish the tutorial first (the non-broken parts).
>>532774347Most of the websites that most people will use on a daily basis at any rate. You shouldn't have problems with the thousands of abandoned 15 year old static html sites hosted on neocities but it's a little hard to get the most out of the internet off of just those. If you're curious about palemoon there's no harm in seeing for yourself, I just don't think it's very useful anymore.
>>532774956can't you just spoof user agent?
>>532774697You'll be starting out in the lowest ranks where most of the players don't know how to play the game. It's impossible to ruin it. You should treat every ranked lobby from Bronze to Jade as one long tutorial that gets progressively harder. The thing about normal AI is that it has no concept of defense and just rushes into the quickest hand possible, even when it shouldn't, so it's substantially worse than the average Jade player.
>>532775118You used to, but these days user agent checkers have ways of being more invasive, they don't just believe whatever string you feed them anymore.
>>532773329MJS works in firefox.
>>532775631nta but it used to take ages to load to a game and the emotes refused to work for even longer. Then again I haven't tried it since they released the standalone client
>>532775631Whenever I join a koko in firefox I'm always locked out of my emotes for like a minute and the winning animations are all broken. Yeah it technically works but it works better on steam or mobile.
>>532774697Nah you're fine. Bronze and Silver rooms are filled with newbies and other clueless types.
Don't play South/hanchan games though. That's where the smurfs live. Stick to East/tonpuu.
4th avoidance TO here,
I'll close qualifier games at July 29 1 AM UTC.
If you are in the top 4 or close to it, please submit times that will work for you for the finals here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScKYHK8b9lty6MYbpVAZo7dHYs8u5VEFM1taBasIueopeK06w/viewform?usp=header
the last question has a horizontal scroll btw
Thanks,
TO here
>>532773629This does happen. I had my parents on firefox with ublock so they stop getting scammed and there's some shitty newspaper subscription they pay for and the website doesn't load that right. They called support about it and she said firefox is unsafe and to use chrome. So now they watch minute long youtube ads with every video. Has happened before with bank sites too but think that was some box on ublock causing that.
>>532736581Yes. If summer campu wasn't in Poland, I would have gone and brought over some American craft beer to share.
>>532776759sawako mina san kitami
>>532776545What if... they used a Chrome-based browser alongside FF?
>>532776840I set it up for that but they can't figure that out. It's one or another if I was to ask them what browser they are on they couldn't tell me. I'm not kidding about being scammed.
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Luigi's emoteset is so fucking good it's unreal.
It's weird that /mjg/ doesn't have a famous luigi yet.
>get a second monitor
>it sucks
>return it and go back to using a single monitor
>>532776712Poland has a surprisingly good craft beer scene. One of the better ones in Europe.
>Poland has a surprisingly good canned piss scene. One of the better ones in Europe.
Embarassing
>>532777402But there was one during the last league though
>>5327691924 kans is a lot easier than you think with no dead wall
>>532777038Oh man... I have my grandma use Linux on her laptop with FF and uBlock, she seems to have barely any problems as she only ever really downloads some files, uses LibreOffice and browses the web. She seems to have gotten around to using a translator extension I installed for her too, and maybe even toggling off uBlock.
>>532778236There are 3 other dead walls at the table though
>>532778198You only become a famous X if you make a highlight play everyone remembers, everything else is cope.
>>532778543what was his highlight play?
>>532777402I never remember the chink characters names so i'll never use their emotes because I can't find them from the folder
>if you choose to bot, farewell /mjg/
>>532778647Cheating for 2000 games in a row and winning a yostar tourney.
I only have koromo emotes downloaded
>>532778754so true little zoomie so true!
>>532778341My parents are the worst kind of boomers in that they refuse to learn and it's never their fault. They've had a home computer since w98 and they still can't remember their passwords so if they put it in wrong they'll keep doing it until they get locked out and then complain it's broke. I have to babyproof every step since at this stage showing them for the 100th time is just a waste.
>>532779023>Xue Hua Piao Piao Bei Feng Xiao Xiao
>sanma TO wants to contact ranked TO
>ranked TO closes down his tourney early
>>532779525I would never forget Aru
Aru is Korean who speaks Japanese thoughbeit
>>532779435I had no say in this.
>>532773815>the other guy choose to keep his pinzu tiles and pay the punishment rather than dealing in, absolutely savagei'd probably push, it's not like copper is worth anything and at worst i'm gonna see something extremely cool
>>532778647losing to me in a friendly
>>532778754I see them all the time because they're next to roger's emotes
is it worth it to get a haircut in japan or will they hate me
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>>532779710Koreans are literal horned demons from hell?
>>532778050I'm aware, but most of that is in Warsaw, which is about an hour and a half drive from where summer campu is hosted. Shan't risk a DUI in Poland.
>>532780561Imagine trusting anyone but yourself with your hair. Buy two mirrors and an electric clipper.
It's only a matter of time before we get a Korean girl in mjs
>>532780943tell me a single possible way you could clearly depict a korean by character design without confusing it with a chinese or japanese
you can't
>>532780943I hate gooks but I hope she's a sexy menhera JK
>>532781326they love plastic surgery, feminism and NTR
I never use ichihime but her animated skin is so cute
please talk me out of spending TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS on it
When reviewing do people actually get any value out of super strong bots like LuckyJ? Wouldn't most people learn more from weaker bot that plays like a strong human player?
hinamomo-5.png
Evens I commission [redacted] art of nodoka
Odds I commission [________] art of ako
>>532782318Chop chop anon. It better be paizuri
What polish food did you guys eat on the first night of summer camp?
>>532782318breast reduction art of nodoka!
>>532781473I've had abysmal luck every since I bought the outfit. Do not buy it unless you don't care about winning ever again.
>>532781457Young hanner, not chubby enough yet.
>>532783543I get all of mine for free
>>532783543What if anon spends money on Fuji porn commissions?
I'm considering commissioning ryona of certain characters
I'm back after spending the last 7 hours cleaning my apartment!
>>532784139kotio would never
>>532784139Cynthia has lived a hard life...
>>532784139I hope it's Jane or Xenia
Should I change to Riichi City?
I had 4 reasons to play in Mahjong Souls rather than Riichi city:
1- Probably the most important reason: Mahjong Soul was not a coomer game, but with the years they kept releasing coomer skins and nowadays I can't go 2 or 3 games without looking at an almost naked anime girl bouncing their ass or tits.
2- More players, but now Riichi city has more players on steam even though Mahjong Soul might have more players on other platforms but I don't have a way to check that and also the same could be said to Riichi city.
3- Better collabs, Saki, Akagi and Code Geass specifically, but they have not had a good collab since years while Riichi city gets Danganronpa and other popular anime
4- I played a lot to get the Master rank in souls, but now I have descended to Expert again
What is really keeping me in Souls? You guys probably know better than me. I have not played Mahjong in months but I want to come back. Also, Tenhou is too difficult to use.
>>532784139Leave sheentia alone you little hamster
The day I quit porn is the day I quit mahjong
We need more cute commissions
>>532784641>Also, Tenhou is too difficult to use.Are you retarded?
>>532784641@grok summarize this
>>532784641Hate to break it to you but you're brown..
>>532785226Imagine putting a watermark on this autistic shit made of copyrighted material from other people.
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>>532785454Anon, the watermark's part of the joke
>>532785113Give me good reasons to not change to Riichi City
>>532785110>>532785308I want to launch a program, select the room I want to search in, and play. I don't want to download a translator tool to translate like 50% of the text while the rest remains in chink but romanized.
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>>532784641>I don't have a way to check thatOnly thing that matters is how many players are in the lobbies and you can check that from within the game. The people just logging in to collect sign-in dailies are effectively irrelevant to the player pool.
>>532785630If you've played mahjong at all you should know all the kanji required to queue for yonma hanchan
>>532785630>Give me good reasons to not change to Riichi CityIf you're unironically too low IQ to use tenhou RC is prefect for you, enjoy the hustle and bustle.
>>532784641I'm with you on not liking the coomer bait shit. I also like that mahjong soul has a clean interface and doesn't bombard you with popups like other gachas. The reality is you're more likely to get an autotable game here than riichi city so if you have any interest in friendlies/tourneys you should stay with mahjong soul, otherwise by all means play wherever you prefer. Also the steam version has given me problems so I use the windows client and don't think I'm alone on this.
>>532786135>>532786160I play mahjong in english, not in chink. Last time I checked Ichihime never mentions NaNome or Ekkonobu or StokSoul or ้ต็ค/ไธญๆ้ฎ็
>>532786297Tenhou is available in english retard
I'd rather do cute SFW commissions of my main
>>532785583I don't fucking like the joke. Don't fucking put some distracting shit on the screen and call it a joke.
How Much Does a $3 Collet Cost?
>>532786574As I've said, the english "translator" all it does is to romanize the already chink characters. I see no difference between "Ekkonobu" or "้ต็ค" because I don't understand neither of them.
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>>532787238Just click the ippan hanchan lil bro
>>532787406I'm the racist cheating sex offending steve
Steve is a sex offender because it's offensive how bad she's in bed.
>>532787656stick it in her leg socket
>>532787238That's because you're pretending to be retarded for some reason, could you tell me about the upcoming RC collab instead?
>>532787656>Steve in bedYeah, never happened just like that sand shocker. No one would need this nugget missing 4 limbs.
Steve gave me the gawk gawk 3000
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>>532784641I play on both clients.
>>532787550Is it really just that? Is there no room matchmaking? Why then flood me with 1000 options?
normal rules
Majsoul Friends Room 88998(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88998
room theme:
https://youtu.be/YfxTqmx3duM?si=8cC8ueT5LA1bxyAd
>>532784641Make the switch. It's just mahjong. If you don't care about friendlies it literally makes no difference. Even then, it takes trivial work to open MJS just for friendlies.
I thought we sent all the shitposters off to that special 'camp' in poland
>>532788942i'm an advanced shitposter too smart for camp
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>>532789220come play a friendly instead
>>532789498I want to jump on the bed with Stephen
I don't care anymore I'm just gonna start botting. Akagi, right?
>>532789767Why do you care that much about mahjong soul rank thoughevebeit?
>>532789767post your name now so you can be a famous cheating X
Imaging forfeiting the rush of winning a Jade game natty to cheat for worthless rank
>>532789958all the cool anons are saint+
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>>532790058But you'll be instantly scrutinized once you reach saint so what's the point if you get there by cheating?
>>532790252No one will ever find out
>>532790343You're going to post your saint promotion then detectives will comb through all your logs and expose you
>>532790567And so what? What is /mjg/ gonna do? Ban me?
>>532788578Wait this is not a melty room
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>>532790862Ridicule you, but you if you get off on that then there's no stopping you
>>532790920i can post melty koko after a hanchan or two
>>532790862I don't think anyone cares enough to report, but if you're ranking up for recognition and every anon knows you botted then what's the point?
>>532790862Could report you to yostar and get your account banned. Non-issue if you didn't spend any money I guess.
>>532790862Uhhh yeah?? Lmao
>>532788548Is this you?
No fucking way someone can be this dumb even for /mjg/ standards.
>>532787238>Click on the translation extension button>Select "thorough" Wow I fixed it for you, enjoy your "all inside" and "mixed triple sequences"
>>532776227I just finished spamming 6 lobby games, I just picked the one at the top where most people queue , is that the one I shouldn't ?
Also does just playing translate into getting better or is theory very important and I should watch / read up on hand progression and what I should aim for depending on what I start with? Or should I just play? I do feel like I am understanding a bit better what to discard to give me the highest chances of tenpai , although I am just sticking to wind&dragon yakus with no nominals (1 or 9s)
Don't post this vile revolting shit here again subhuman
>>532784641MJS is just coasting on their success at this point. The team running RC takes chances on doing all sorts of new things.
I mean look at the latest event story, they put a secret fucking mini-piano in it that we can actually use.
>>532795107read riichi book 1 when you're feeling up for it
>>532795353>look at this thing which isn't even mahjong relatedWhen you play Riichi City you want a gacha game, when you play Mahjong Soul you want a mahjong client.
>>532795504>when you play Mahjong Soul you want an ANIMATED LIVE2D SKINNER BOXFTFY :^)
I play MahjongSoul tm for the feet
>>532795504not a single gacha game out there will go to the effort to put in a working mini-piano
this is literal SOUL
>>532795489you mean in the mahjongsoul client or ?
>not in UK
>X is now censoring posts
It's over. No, I won't buy a VPN.
>>532796286Try changing your X account's location
>>532795779Bro, RC just put in an unskippable animated story scene featuring a foot and some players got weirded out and complained about it
>>532796510I did, same shit. Supposedly you need a VPN to match with your account's location.
>>532795504>mahjong soul>mahjong clientpick one and fuck off
This general feels more like a Mahjong Soul one to me, rather than just a mahjong one.
>>532788578GGs. I almost got daisangen last game.
>>532788578ggs thanks for hosting hat
>>532788578GG, thanks for the fun games
Unbelievable ron fakeout
>>532796587nta, but for me it worked when I changed it to the united states
>>532796063It's a book you can download. Read the OP.
>>532796782It's Mahjong Soul, Tenhou, and Hime.
>>532796063cute newfriend
It's funny that Konami's and Sega's mahjong clients are just chugging along and don't need shills like MJS
>>532793310That's not my problem though. My problem is that it has like 5 different menus and all in japanese.
>>532797505It changes the menu as well retard-chama, at least on tenhou.net/4/
>>532796782Probably because it started when majsoul released and the vast majority of posters use majsoul predominantly or exclusively.
>>532795107I'm a self taught person that just played a lot and got to expert pretty quick. Reading Riichi Book 1 explaining block theory and some basic ideas about efficiency really made a huge difference.
>>532797893That's because the tenhou and riichity emotes are so bad
>>532798120Works on my machine
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Honors are
>>532798434>franks crossdress avatar licking the floor.jpeg
>>532798646I was talking about Tenhou, I even posted the emote
>>532797893https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahjong_Soul
'... in April 2019 in Japan and worldwide'
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/264147298/#q264147298
>Wed 28 Aug 2019Checks out.
>>532798592Sasuga Yagi the Yui missing the free yakuman and instead going for the riichi nomi
>>532799057Four Little Winds
>>532799057Four cute little winds
heeyyyy cute little winds!
cuties poster saved this general
>>532800354(You) could always make a koko
The illyafag has indeed contributed more kokos than anyone else, but I question his incessant avatarfagging. His biceps should be measured to determine whether he is based or cringe.
>>532724608 (OP)How is this Mahjong?
>>532803891Mah jong goes inbetween there
>>532767039i would've pussied out of calling thrice in S3, even if my lead isn't that big
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>>532724608 (OP)Never forget WME
>still no updates from the campers
All right, it's not a meme anymore. Are they okay?
>>532805712The wifi in Poland is just bad. I'm sure they're okay.
>>532805712The black mold got them.
A regular 5 = 54 deal in combinations.
The 8 half suji is -16 = 38 deal in combinations
The full kabe 4 is -32 = 6 deal in combinations
Three 5s visible for -5 = 1 deal in combination
>>532806814What the fuck are you talking about anon? + Why did you pon the pei?
>>532807448With four blocks for honitsu and three pairs is not too bad and if you can get hatsu pon later can still just go for a good shape hand.
>>532806814Why drop 5s instead of going for toitoi?
>>532807813I'd still skip the first pei here, I don't think making the honitsu obvious in turn 2 is doing you any favours
>>532805712Let them summer camp in peace...it's been Frank's dreams since forever...
>>532807813always pon that
Is it bad that I cant get consistently into Tenpai? Am I discarding that bad? I try to have multi sided waits and not keep more than 2 pairs but I still cant get it right
So? How many biological women showed up to camp?
>>532809847Just be efficient anon.
Is there still space in the /mjg/ bors club?
>>532807813>pon a guest wind on turn 2 to tell everybody you're going for honiitsu, ensuring nobody drops your suit once it becomes obvious>dropping a 5s pair to keep chasing honiitsu instead of just keeping toitoiBaka. Mortal had the right idea.
>>532810047my brain shuts off seeing this, I might be too stupid for this game...
>>532809847That depends on what's stopping you from entering tenpai. Post a log of yours and we'll be able to see easily.
>>532810097Mortal is scared of dealing into toimen his hand coule be toitoi as well as tanyao.
>>532811204Mortal was scared of going back 2-shanten to push honiitsu toitoi instead of just regular toitoi.
A game where you make it to perfect iishanten but can't draw into tenpai
>>532810935how do I do that?
>>532811874For me that's every hand
>>532810935>>532811975nvm I found it
Mahjong Soul Game Log: https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=250727-2ceb076f-40d1-487d-b6cf-7007ac0d7cdf_a826069343
>>532811874i had this today and it was first row
>>532812254In E1 I see a number of different issues
>Throwing dora too early>Hoarding honor tiles>Throwing away ryanmen upgrades (78s discarded 8s)It's just bad efficiency and not knowing how the game works. Do you know all of the yakus?
>>532812254This is peak soul.
>>532811874Wait a minute.... I had this happen in recent matches.
>>532812539I know the simple ones - honor sets, no nominals, triple same sequence, seat/round wind.
I am scared to throw away honor tiles after the first few hands because I dont wanna deal into opponents.
Also doras are kind of a meme for me because I have enough issues getting a valid hand
>>532724608 (OP)tink
tink tink
tink tink tink tink tink tink tink
tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
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>>532812780>I am scared to throw away honor tiles after the first few hands because I dont wanna deal into opponents.Okay but that's stopping you from making a hand, honors are not doing anything for your hand unless you pair them up so it's best just throw them away. Honors are less dangerous at the beginning of the round, if you keep holding these tiles they will eventually become dangerous if nobody else has discarded them.
>Also doras are kind of a meme for me because I have enough issues getting a valid handDoras give your hand extra value, but you should start memorizing your yakus in order to utilize them. You don't need to hold on to them for the rest of the round but it's worthwhile to try to incorporate them into your hand.
You're making mistakes that any beginner would make which is fine. My advice would be to play some more games, memorize more of the yakus like pinfu and chanta/junchan after that you should read Riichi Book 1.
Here are some useful guides that I read when I was a beginner:
>https://mahjong.guide/a-beginners-guide-to-riichi-mahjong/>https://mahjong.guide/2017/12/29/mahjong-fundamentals-1-introduction/>https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Riichi%20Book%201%20%28rb1%29.pdf (Riichi Book 1)
I had a dream that I was in first by 100k in league's finals south 4 with my riichi on the table during my dealer turn and we were about to win League thanks to the points I had managed to accumulate, and then the chinks pulled out of their ass a sextuple yakuman and I ended up dealing in into 4th. So far it felt terrible, but 2 weeks later my captain managed to find me IRL and strangle me to death while I was grocery shopping.
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>>532812254I'll do a log review for you.
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Should cut the S wind, white dragon, and green dragon much earlier. Cutting the 1p was alright because the 1 in a 14 shape is about as bad as an isolated honor tile. Do not cut dora tiles and middle tiles so early. Dora tiles are important for score, and middle tiles are the strongest tiles. In this screencap, we can see quite clearly how cutting the 6m and 8s has dramatically hindered development. Your 46m shape could've become 456m, and the 8s would've made 78s.
This hand is also a good opportunity to learn how to spot an obvious honitsu. Jyanshi 4 hasn't discarded a single sou tile all game, but he has called on them twice. He called pon on a non-yaku wind triplet, so there are very few yakus he could be planning on other than honitsu.
>>532815881Yeah I'd do the same but rape instead of strangle
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>>532812254>>532816230E2:
Over here it was questionable, but not that bad, to cut your 1s and 8s early. Keeping the 1s would've helped if you drew the 2s, granting a powerful 1234s shape, but it's not the end of the world. Keeping this isolated east wind tile isn't very good, though. But where we really go wrong is at the 4p discard. Again, you should try to avoid discarding middle tiles so early.
Experienced players will look at this hand and recognize that we have a lot of pairs. There's a yaku called chiitoi (7 pairs), and it's often very good to aim for it. When you had 3 pairs, a good player would've seriously considered chiitoi. When you reached 4 pairs, chiitoi became far and away the best option for you to aim for. So discarding your 2p pair ruined that.
After that in this round, you made some good defensive discards and successfully folded against clearly stronger hands. Although your discard of the 6p was a bit questionable. Here we could alternatively apply the suji technique. Jyanshi 1 has discarded 3m. Jyanshi 4 has discarded 6m. So 3m is genbutsu (perfectly safe) against one player, and suji against another.
The furiten rule means you can't call ron on a tile that could've completed your hand. So Jyanshi 1 can't ron on a 3m, simple. But Jyanshi 4 couldn't call ron on a 3m IF he's trying to complete a 45m shape. The 45m could be completed by 6m, so he'd be in furiten in that case. Look at (or visualize) a keypad. 456 are in the middle. Discarding 4m makes 1m and 7m suji. The numbers above and below 4 on a keypad. Discarding 5m makes 2m and 8m suji. See how that works? Suji only applies to open waits, so it's not perfectly safe, but it's useful to consider.
>>532815881That wasn't a dream... it really happened...
You - you've been knocked down and got up again
In the corner, you're surrounded, no defenders
Woah, you - you've hid your fury and kept it in
But it's time now you ignite and turn to embers
why are we so dead right now
surely only like 3 people are in poland right now
>>53281893510% of the /mjg/ population is responsible for 90% of the posts, what did you expect
>>532815249Thanks, I read a bit of the book and watched a few youtube videos about blocks and discard priority, I will try to apply those while going for the easy/simple yaku like you recommended.
>>532816230>>532817595Thank you very much that was very insightful and I hope I can apply some of that in the next games, which I will start right now because I am addicted and cant stop
>>532818935I have seen visions of a singular mahjong game being played, it's safe to assume atleast 4 people have been coaxed into joining the pole death camp.
>league ended
>summer camp happened
>gimmickchads won
>EOS probably imminent
Will /mjg/ survive?
>>532819502/mjg/ will survive but you might not
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>>532817595>to cut your 1s and 8s earlyWoops, meant 8m.
Anyway, in E3 we see you hoarding random wind tiles as usual. Don't do that. An 8s dora tile is more useful than a random W wind tile, especially since you already have 6s in hand. Not much you could've done in this hand though. Jyanshi 2 luckshitted hard. Maybe consider dropping the untested red dragon instead of the untested 8p if you're trying to avoid dealing in, but whatever.
In E4 it would be better for you to drop the east wind tile before the north wind tile. East wind is the prevalent wind, so any player can benefit from having a triplet of them. Your north wind only benefits you, however. So dropping the east wind first will give other players less opportunity to be able to pon your east wind when you drop it. This is especially important since east is both the prevalent and seated wind for the dealer (the east player), so denying him a triplet of east winds would be a big deal.
Your riichi here was pretty bad. You needed 3900 points in order to escape 4th place. Your hand's only yaku was riichi, so we'd expect it to be 1 han. 1 han won't be enough. You'd expect 1 han to score around 1,000-2,000 points only. Hitting Jyanshi 1 with it would help, but we can't count on that. Instead of declaring riichi, you can drop your 1p in order to get the tanyao yaku. Since we're only 3 discards in at this point, getting a new shape to replace your 12p shape is very likely. Escaping 4th here was very lucky.
>>532819275I'm happy /mjg/ is dead, so now Jane is either forced to admit I'm not a rabid shitposter or that I'm at summer camp, which are both wrong conclusions.
>>532819915don't worry, the secret /mjg/ dev team is working on a client where you import girls scraped from mjs
>>532820385what's not mahjong about a mahjong client
I'm rotting in my room while other anons are forming life-long memories and friendships with each other while experiencing the beauty of Europe.
3 kingdoms stream up in 10 minutes at the usual cytube.
>>532821078you can just go outside lol
meet a cute boy
get laid
have him take care of you for life
>>532819952Jane will rape you next week
>>532819952>summer camp starts>J*ne nameposts stop
>>532822008they gonna get shot lolj
so what prompted you to start play mahjong?
>>532821798If only that would happen.
>>532822415Akagi made me play
>>532815881>getting 4thYou deserve it worse
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>>532822415I wanted to 100% the yakuza games
>>532822415I wanted to fuck akagi
>>532822912Respectable goals.
>>532822415An acquaintance invited me and I was bored.
>>532823001go back and never reply to me again
>>532823187Go back where? I've never even played yakuza before.
From this to the hustle and bustle ... https://www.tsundokudiving.com/the-nsfw-history-of-strip-mahjong/
>>532823361sorry meant to reply to
>>532822950
>>532823435>things that never happen
>>532823481are you a cute successful idol that has lots of sex with producer?
sounds like you are the big loss-er
>>532824141https://vndb.org/v43243
anyone play this client? is it any good at mahjong?
>>532823607>the first mahjong video game was sanma
>>532822415I honestly forgot.
I've randomly found the game and I've ended up playing it and enjoying it for some reason.
Which is absurd, because I hate this game and I'm european.
I guess I'm just THAT unlucky.
Who the fuck randomly finds mahjong soul and keeps playing a game they can't even understand and then somehow ends up a saint? What's wrong with me?
>>532824460you're a eu*rape*n
>>532822415Bought Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle: School Girls Edition because it was like $1 and I thought the title was funny. Got angry playing it and wanted to get good at Mahjong in order to prove that Mahjong sux.
>>532824313i thought it was a fan game, but it's actually a gainax official work
picked up
This feels like a good day.
Hey cuties!
I know the summer camp is going on.
And I know /mjg/ is dying after league.
And I know you hate me.
And I know the world is ending.
And I know the darkness is creeping closer.
But maybe we could still play some mahjong together?
Majsoul Friends Room 39374(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39374
I guess since nobody is talking about it, nobody else in /mjg/ signed up for the tournament to win real prizes.
All that talk about wanting to play games with real stakes was just hot air, huh? Disappointing.
>>532825135Full and started!
Thanks for coming friends.
>>532825240I'm registered
>>532825240the only real prize is first pick of bussy at summer camp
could just buy tiles and not waste my time
gg to that one anon in asura
>>532825240why would i want training wheels tiles
>>532825674To get your irl friends into mahjong?
>>532825240>Prizes are limited to participants residing in the U.S.You know this is not a U.S. general
>>532825135No...cuties anon...I could never hate you...
>>532825620My #1 fan.
I love you too anon.
I still don't know who the cuties poster is. Can someone give me their initial?
>>532825674I use a set of number tiles in the park sometimes
it's easier to meet girls that way
>>532826175You don't wanna know... it might give you cooties
>>532826175Join us for a game next time.
>>532826175I know, not gunna snitch cuties to uglies though
Why did Alicia Keys have to insert that stupid fucking phone call at the end of You Don't Know My Name? I want to hear her sing, not fucking talk.
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Chiitoi is a good yaku
>>532822008more like wwyds stopped
>>532825240I already have 4 sets of tiles
>>532827340I want to drink Hinamomo's piss
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Why do flounders look so weird