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Gurubashi - 1x - PvP - No Crossfaction

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When does Project Epoch release?
Saturday, July 26th at 12pm EST

>What is Project Epoch?
Project Epoch is a new World of Warcraft Classic+ private server. It delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love adding fresh areas, stories, dungeons, and challenges across Azeroth - built on the robust and modern foundation of the Wrath of the Lich King client.

>What are some of its features?
New talents, with 51 points available at 60. New spells. Reworks and brand new areas, zones, dungeons, raids, and items. Project Epoch's PvE realm is crossfaction, meaning you can talk, group, trade, friend, guild, and raid with the other side. But for those who are less diplomatic there is a Warmode that sets you as PvP and allows you to level through PvP. There will also be a separate PvP realm with all the features of the PvE realm except no cross-faction. Any benefits you'd have gotten from the PvE realm's Warmode challenge are now enabled automatically on the PvP realm. Check the Discord for more information.
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL
Anons are planning to /join DESU (the password is DESU) and chat in that private channel.

>Latest News
In anticipation of a large launch, Project Epoch has announced they will release a second server alongside the original first. This will be a PvP server called Gurubashi.

>Previous
>>532783590

desu

>dwarf zone is full of paladins with barely any warriors
maybe I should reroll

its over, isnt it...

Kezan down or did I not get in?

My dick is 14 cm on a good day, I don't see a reason to lie about it online.

gurussy...

>Kezan is having issues that Gurubashi is not having
>so we're taking down Gurubashi
what the fuck

>>532793460 (OP)

>>532793596
if you aren't at least lvl 4 just rope

this is just sad to watch at this point

What server is Kezan on, Turtle? This is Epoch general and the OP only has Gurubashi so dont talk about kezan

>the PvP server isnt having issues
so just make kezan PvP problem solved

guys, just jerk off and come back later

CROSSFACTION IS CAUSING KEZAN TO CRASH THAT'S WHY GURU WORKS BUT IT DOESN'T

>>532793596
They are probably going to take it down for a week at a minimum.

I need everyone to log off and switch out with the patient gamers like me who are waiting. Let's all take turns, guys. It's MY TIME.

>get in when queue got nuked
>get in when a 2k cap was applied
>missed it on 500 cap
are you FUCKIGN NKIDDING ME YOU NIUGFGGERDFHUFSDZ

Script to spam login, uses autohotkey. Just make sure your username is set to remember and have your password copied to your clipboard. F1 to start it

Fuck these devs

>>532793638
Its heavily implied they plan to merge it later, so they dont want the people on there to get a headstart

>>532793737
I can guarantee you it's some cross faction shit causing the problem

>>532793603
removed due to lack of players.

Bros, I'm going to sleep.
Remember me while you're having fun...

Is it up yet? Im in bed reading an isekai light novel

>>532793746
I would but I'm in a call with my bros

>>532793641
>The Patient
Could have give it a cooler title

>>532793746
jerk me off instead

>>532793746
I skipped jerking off this morning so I could play on the server but I might just have to. So much nut sludge is just causing me lots of discomfort :(

>>532793773
wtf I used this and my pc restarted itself

Just fucking nuke Kezan and relocate all resources to Gurubashi.

guess I'm not one of the chosen ones...

>AI slop
This guy is so annoying

>>532793709
haha I lol'd irl at this

>watching asmongold while trying to login
im kinda comfy

>need to download additional updater instead of it being included in the default download
they really are clueless aren't they?

>>532793641
based and comfypilled

MoP won.

I"M IN

>>532793709
need more emotes

>>532793773
I don't have an F1 key

Imagine not being chosen

>>532793746
i coom in 3 minutes, hate edging sorry blud

>launching on a weekend

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>532793870
>The Pajeet
I dunno sounds accurate

>>532793641
>the best title they could come up with is the same title you get for spamming rdf in retail
srsly?

>>532793906
sorry to hear that nonny...

>>532793987
Blizzard takes down torrents of customized clients. Thats why most link bare clients and then give a separate launcher and guide to editing the config file.

>>532793753
Kill yourself m*ye

Tell me about the undead palachud quests.

I made it to redridge, but there was no npc at the flightpath.

>>532793746
i need some good SFM artists, there's so much garbage out there

>Gurubashi disabled
Gurubashimonkeys are confirmed second class citizens

I'm in

named my character gurubussy
LFG

So this is the new era of classic+ huh

Without Shenna's knowledge and skill, running a server is pointless as we can see.

>>532794198
*Night elf male death sound*

Laughing at the Guru players seething in broken English in the discord "kezan bad ban yes? Server yes good up yess?? sir?"

>>532794063
Then replace the F1:: with *insertanykeyhere*::

>Muzlim TV still stuck on login screen
kek

gonna pump to some futa

I'm going to take a spot on Kezan out of spite if Gurubashi doesn't come back up

>>532793773
i just set up a logitech keyboard macro, ez pz

>>532794324
Car broke

Phone, yes?

>Limited to 2 characters MAX
>500 players MAX
This. Is dogshit.

>>532794324
Post some, sharing is caring

stuck on connected should i cancel ?

what is the likelihood I can play later today?
those who were in queue earlier when they let everyone in, how long/bad was the queue?

>>532794262
>Playing with the gooner addon

are the 500 chosen in already?

Epoch devs are soft

Imagine not having DDOS protection lol

Your server getting hammered by the Romanian DDOS farm

Shenna and Crogge clinking vodka classes right now while laughing their asses off. Another competitor destroyed. What are you gonna do Gaytotes? Go to the Bong police and file a complaint LOL!
>"Deary me, Sergeant CrunchMcmunchkin, my illegal, stolen IP server which I was planning to monetize... Got DDOS'ed by.. by... The Russians!!!"

>>532794404
why would you need more than 2 characters right now bro

>>532794413
maybe if you try at 2-3am

>>532794413
Even if you do get in you won't be able to do anything

erm.. hello?
wtf?

>>532794373
Based. That's one of my favorite ones. Look up "Sorrowdark" on the green website for my nelf. or "Bea_Mythros" for my humie.

>>532794413
Doing my pushups and going to bed in 2 hours so you can get my spot.

>>532794413
Infinite. You'd get disconnected after a minute or 2 and put further back

>>532794352
I don't have one of those either

>>532793746
Where is the fun in jerking off alone?

>>532793746
>>532794373
>>532794530
Based HYPERBOREAN FVTA KVNO.

>>532794280
>cap the server at 500 population
>2000 players login

>pvpacos shitting and farting because they can't play

only 3 devs with 1 brain cell each online in discord rn Kek

>>532794575
>orc warrior pov

where are my healsluts? I need someone to carry all my copper ore

How incompetent are the devs that it’s this bad? At least turtle can support 5000 players without shitting itself.

Straight porn is so boring and lame

>there are people at level 2
fresh when?

>>532794509
There's no ddos you ape. The devs are just braindead

this is almost as bad as the PlayTBC launch desu

>>532794508
it's over i need a new fresh

>>532794509
should have just used cloudflare

>>532794528

where can you buy skinning knives in the 2nd dwarf town? i couldn't find one

>>532794654
It's running on an unprotected router and one SSD in germany

is enabling pvp on the portrait the same as warmode?

I get auto disconnected, no queue.

My sister is lvling her nelf

When will I be able to play

I'm not getting this quest done anytime soon

how do I get rid of this thing?

>Floppoch devs cannot even support 500 players

Soon they'll downscale to 10 players and the server will still crash non-stop KEK

>>532794509
The only "DDOS" happening is from people trying to connect to the server.
>they didn't buy Ads
How greedy are the Turtle devs?

>>532794528
retard-kun... please, step away from the game

>>532794528
60hz on mine

>>532794528
You haven't set your monitor's refresh rate properly in Windows' settings lmaoooooooo

>He's missing the super spawns on the 500 pop server

I bet they will fix it when I'm sleeping and when I wake up there will be people on lvl 30 already.
Nice fucking launch niggers.

>Stress test was able to host 7k+ players in a single server without problems
>Launch has to strict it to 2k max
Make it make sense

>>532794802
I gave up and went to get all the flightpaths, but the npcs are missing.

>now you know how every private server launch will look like in 2025+ year thanks to vibecoders

>>532794812
You can disable toturials under help in the options. I just think it stays like that because of the lag.

Please go back to turtle everyone. I need epoch more than you.

>>532794774
Probably next week at this rate

>>532794653
still waiting to be chosen to play on kezan

>>532794884
probably because they added a new server and didn't stress test again after that decision

>>532794902
What's a vibecoder?

>>532794413
Even if you get in you'll get randomly DCd
Forget about playing today and go do something else

>>532794854
Hello brother

Why even bother giving people access to the server at all?

>>532794964
AI coder

>>532794941

we're gonna make it :');

>>532794884
Why are you lying?

>>532794881
hello sanwen

>>532794884
Why are you lying? ST had like 1700 people on.

>>532795003
they're debugging live in production atm

>>532794530
Hey that other elf is mine!

>>532795003
you just need to be one of the chosen ones

>>532794863
yes i did its on 60hz as it always was for decades

>>532794884
>decide to run two servers on the same hardware when you only tested against running one server
>entire thing explodes

is rokdelar quest still in the game ? i hate that quest and might roll something else

>>532794884
They added a second server and a queue system without testing it again during a stresstest

Rookie mistake, these devs are amateur idiots. You don't fuck with your production product after Acceptance testing

>pve server has problems so they are gonna limit it
>PvP server worked fine
>they completely shut down the PvP server before limiting the pve server because they know the kezan baby faggots would complain and cry all day that the PvP server works

Do you understand now how fucking pathetic you have to be to play on a pve server

>>532794964
Nta but a coder that heavily relies on LLM to write code from him. There even is some janny in the US that won numerous programming competitions without knowing how to code at all. Companies hire him to turn their own engineers into vibe coders lol.

Still cant login to Guru so I assume its down

I didn't expect the launch to be this retarded.
Hopefully this makes enough people mad and they quit/don't even bother trying.
I would like a comfy small pop server.

>>532795097
Hey friend! I can't wait to play epoch and plap later. I'm going Kezan.

>>532795125
They were boasting they could handle 8-12k at launch.

>>532794884
they're being attacked by salty faggots

>>532795135
You'll have to be more specific about where and which quest that is.

>>532795125
>when you only tested against running one server
you mean when they tested and stopped testing immediately becuase it crashed

500 people is less than 12k

>>532795168
They took the pvp server down becuase the pve server wasn't working.

I'm enjoying the pvp realm ESL seethe

Should I go take a shit before servers are back up?

Honestly this debacle reminds me of the pajeets I have to wrangle every day as a software developer. If I don't watch what they're doing and improve their horrible code, everything would explode.

>>532795087
As god intended.

Calm down, guys.
They'll get it. Give them time and be nice.

>>532795154
They literally told you idiots that the PvP server will get merged into Kezan after it inevitably dies off. They dont want people powerleveling on Guru just to be ahead of the curve on Kezan when that happens.

>>532795229
retarded newfag die

>>532795253
source?
@grok is this true?

imagine if they have to delete the pvp server for pve to work ?

Found a nice spot where wolves spawn

>>532795154
seething and oozing

>>532795172
God I hope so

when you kill one mob you have log out and let me in or you're a meanie

>>532793460 (OP)
Gurupochie isn't even live anymore, quit removing Kezan.

>>532795179
>I'm going Kezan.
Me too, although I am going to play a femdwarf to begin with since I want to try shaman. I might make an elf later though

I hate kezaniggers so fucking much
It's their fault we gurubulls cant play

365 more sleepies until Pochie 2!!!

>>532795259
Sarr please disable pve I must rape sex cum they all sound like this lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrS4gd7alo watching this and mobs are spawning and there doesn't seem to be hardly any lag

im in but its so laggy its not even worth playing rn

>>532795305
they said themselves that the PvP server was fine
if anything they will probably just make kezan PvP

>>532795384
kek

>>532795229
the demon slaying quests for the hunter bow specifically that fucker in silithus spent like 3 hours to kill him

>my friends that are part of the Blessed 500 say the server lag is 1000% better and they're only getting like 150ms latency
>probably because the devs turned off Gurubashi
The devs capitulating to the refugees did all this.

>>532795376
I made an undead paladin and human warlock. I think I'll switch the paladin to femnelf Hunter though.

>>532795154
ill take pve servers if it means theres statistically less subhumans

>>532795259
saar please ban kezan player from warcraft world saar please do the needful

>spergs posting porn in the pvp channel

>kezan

>>532795481
>probably because the devs turned off Gurubashi
more like because it's capped at fucking 500

I can't log into the server and I don't have a gnome healer slut to keep me company so I'm going to start reading Full Metal Daemon Muramasa and try again later

>>532795296
There are no sources signifying that 500 people were killed in a white genocide in Africa. However, my programming tells me to give an estimate of 12k

>>532795310
which server are you on, homo?

>>532795481
There was something weird going on with Guru, none of the characters of Kezan got copied.

Adding another server after the big stresstest was such a retarded decision

DO NOT REDEEM PVE

goodbye pochie

does anyone wanna be my friend on pokemmo

>>532795649
at least post something that looks good

Everyone use the AHK script, you wont get in, but your attempts will lag everyone in the game and we will force the devs to have to shutdown the entire thing until they fix their shit.
Spread it on reddit and their discord too

>>532795649
SEX

>>532795560
I mean server was shitting itself at 2k which is also like nothing either if we're being honest.

Don't mind me, just heading to tbc

They said they capped Kezan at 2k earlier but when I /who before it crashed there were 3300...

>>532795626
Kezan

>>532795649
Goddamn all of xivg is here, go back to your containment thread so I can play

>1 hour cooldown between posts in discord to hide discussion

>>532795649
damn
second life came a long way

>Over the next 15 minutes we will progressively increase the player cap by 500 with Tracy still enabled to get additional logged information, and then we will take the server down for some time while we work on fixes. This is so that players won't be able to gain too much of an advantage while the server cap is lower than intended.

>4 hours into failed launch
>Hype is down by 90%.
It's over. Their incompetence will topple this server.

>>532795649
bro not even hiding his AGP

>>532795649
What areola mod is that or is it part of the top?

>>532795805
It would be unreadable if there was no cooldown

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How big of a shitshow is the Epoch discord right now? I can only imagine

>taking the server down AGAIN

>>532795649
tits don't look like that

>>532795497
This guy is Bulgarian

>>532795805
This could be the worst launch of any private server yet.

>success
>you have been disconnected from the server

it's so over, at this point they should just wipe it and start over.

>>532795859
Why not just do a cheeky rollback once this is all figured out?

They just let in more

>>532795919
The thirdies are rioting in the pvp channel

>server down for the rest of the day
HAHAHA TURTLE BROS KEEP WINNING

500 players is pushing it, we're restarting and limiting the players to 250
t. Kucktotes

>>532795863
Good, bandwagoning tourists need to fuck back off to SoD or whatever

Gummy, I am sorry.

>>532795935
Good. I want back in

>>532795919
I haven't seen this level of censorship and butthurt since I quit Skyrim modding scene earlier this year during peak drama with the creator of Lorerim.

>>532794530
thanks nonny <3

I'M IN
I'M IN
I'M IN

I quit my job to play Epoch...

>>532795979
clearly you weren't there for gummy's first tbc launch

I cannot login for some reason?

Friendly reminder to take it easy, there is no need to rush or level fast.

Reminder to Gurubashi PvP niggers.
You play when your Kezan PvE masters let you.

>>532794373
Source please

>>532795406
>streamer queue

>"he finally logged in?"
>"he almost finished the wolf pelt quest?"
>"kill it."

>>532795935
What is Tracy?

>can't even fucking register on their website
ABSOLUTE DISASTER

>>532795649
wanna plap?

Today was my birthday and all I wanted was to play epoch.

>>532796209
Fuck off, we're full.

>>532795384
Zased, hopefully they get it tight next time

guess I'll watch last nights kino casino VoD in the meantime

we did it
I wanted gurubashi, but kezan it is

https://youtu.be/z7-5gZJk9SU

Muzzy just announced that he is quitting epoch wow

>>532796209
Theyre suffering from success

Based

>>532796195
He's investigating the issues, so some sort of PI, I guess.

>kezan

>>532796195
https://github.com/wolfpld/tracy

>>532794480
Personally i believe in predestination, so yes.

>>532796319
WOOOAAAAHHH BUDDDYYYYYY

server no worky makes a nonny horny...

Any anon wants to meet up at kezan?

>>532795919
Gurubussies are seething

>>532796281
Haapy biirthdaaay tooo yoooouuu
Haapy biirthdaaay tooo yoooouuu
Haapyy biirthdaau deear Noonnyyy
Haapy biirthdaaay tooo yoooouuu!
Yaaaay
*clap clap clap*

>>532796343
Ill be your FRIEND if you stick with Kezan...

It goes through the whole login sequence and then just disconnects you.

So apparently these retards enabled hyperspawn but no one tested it properly to realize it affects herb and mining nodes, chest respawn timers and ofc skinning and tailoring farm spots.
People who keep no lifing between resets and dcs for the next week will become literal millionaires while ruining server's economy at the same time.

Gonna order some popeyes off of grubhub while waiting for this shit to get sorted out. Anyone want anything?

it would have been stable by now if retard devs didn't want to break "highest pop at pserver launch" record by releasing it on saturday evening. clowns

Kezan and Gurubashi, we've got two realms here that've been fighting so long they have no idea what the FUCK they're doing. Do you understand that?

>The Blessed 500 are in Valhalla while I toil in the muck of this general

>>532796542
Two spicy sandwiches pls

>>532796538
Yeah im at a blank character creation screen saying logging in. If I get in I should lock in some extra names..

>Move release date to a few months after SOD's final phase to get SOD refugees
>Release on a Saturday
>Don't disable new account creation despite the flood of new accounts and mass name reservations

"We didn't know it would be this popular hahaha"

They did this shit to brag about big numbers, terrible fucking launch.

>>532796457
>>532796319
Nice to see some casino bros here

>>532794852
>How greedy are the Turtle devs?
Looking at the price of turtle coins, i'd say very.

At this point it's better to just apologize, take everything down, and delay the launch until things actually work

anyone wanna play mop

>>532796542
get me some tendies and extra biscuits

five sleeps till gummy's

Can someone else make the OP early so they stop taking out Kezan? Otherwise ill have to...take action

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would join a PvP server, and then proceed to never willingly PvP.

No one cared who I was until I griefed their 7-minute Alterac Valley rushes.

170 applicants to Kor Kron. The fire rises!

sneedpoch status?

>>532795649
Damn, this blacked bimbo needs to get orced by me so bad

>>532796557
Small retarded euro devs, pls understand

>>532796764
Is Gummy still grifting?

>>532796634
That's a hitch from the last one and yeah good idea.

>>532796710
That would be the right thing to do so they won't do it.

>>532796542
lemme get a 5 piece blackened tenders combo with a frozen lemonade

>>532796764
what year is it?

>>532796604
Trump was speaking the truth for once with that outburst. It's a shame he is too comped by Israelis thoughbeit

when can i expect registration to be open again?

>>532796764
>gummy

>Project Epoch test was a huge success, we have decided to limit the server to friends and family - Gaytotes

>>532796815
Don't forget to feed your sneeds

The server is already dead, there are teleport hackers and exploiters who already abuse the hyper respawn and server resets by afking in endgame zones to loot chests worth tens of gold on an endless loop. It's literally DOA.

>>532796539
I was told Epoch was made by professionals and Turtlewow is run incompetent trannies.
Seems like they are both run by stupid trannies.

>>532796710
Not a terrible idea desu. Launch a monday or tuesday morning and do another small beta test.

>>532796710
not exaggerating but that would ACTUALLY kill any hype for the server. that would be the worst-case scenario

I'm so fucking angry, I need to fuck a boyfailure right now

>>532796951
With the amount of fumbling they're doing not for a few weeks

Just tell everyone theres a reset coming tomorrow, but to keep logging in to stress test.

>going to sleep while kezan sissies test the server for me

>>532796764
lmfao gummy
love you oldfags

>>532795649
I LOVE FIDDIES

>>532796993
So? They'll just get banned

>>532797009
No one will bother logging in if they know their progress will be reset

>>532796604
no female in the history of females has ever been named "elma." wtf even is that? elmo's retard troondle freak cousin?

what server for futa elfs dicking down cute humie buttholes?

so is this server even worth playing? how is the custom content?

>>532796993
>Gurubashi
Don't care

>>532797104
>they'll just get banned for devs' incompetence
No they won't lmao. There are probably people with 100+ gold worth of BOEs already lmao.

They should pack it up and give Turtle any assets they want. Epoch can live on as 1.18.1. Better luck next time

>>532796764
it's already live

>cant even login
ffs

>>532797146
Don't know, can't play

niggers are literally declining invites lmao

>>532797104
Devs can't even get the server to work, the winthave time to weed out the hackers

It's so fucking over.

>kezan

People can cope all they want but a server launch like this only spells trouble for the future. It’s not really looking too good for this project. How is the server not even able to handle 2k people?

>>532797139
Kezan.

>>532796281
Happy Birthday anon, mine was yesterday. Leos rise up

>>532797139
retail
thats where all the troons and other mentally ill that should be in asylums are.

>server full of ESL brazillian monkeys running around not even understanding that they're at level cap

>>532796091
>still subbing to that trash
sorry for your loss

>>532797246
you get more xp solo
dont blame them blame blizzard

>>532797139
gvrv

You'll suck my filthy cock after each pull and thank me for the opportunity. Drink up, healslut!

>>532797201
Turtle can't even pull updates from mangos core, no chance they could use any assets for TC.

Maybe the cryptominer schizo anon was right all along

>>532797286
This isnt a capacity issue. Something else is going on.

IM IN
I'VE BEEN CHOSEN

Why is futa so hot, but gay sex so revolting?

where is the challenge npc in deathknell?

NOTHING'S RESPAWNING

>not playing in the ganking lowbies galore realm
ah, comfy

>>532797286
so true! I'm going back to ERPing with hunter pets on TurtleWoW

>>532797269
>30 more minutes till someone hits max level
It's over, time to wait till next fresh

>>532797376
We didn't have to use an admin level requirement, we should be good

...Right?

>>532797286
what really bodes badly is people not accepting invites for questing in gigacrowded areas. what kind of niggers are these?

They're gonna shut down the server and do a fresh wipe right?

Chests are respawning non-stop at the moment, there are hundreds of bots already camping them and picking up hundreds if not thousands of gold in BoE's

Holy fuck the incompetence

>>532797357
>level cap
qrd? I took a 3 hour break since the game was unplayable

Logged in but server is lagged out for me, can't do any actions

>>532797376
Wait, you guys aren't running this in a VM that's on a VLAN?

>>532797357
They really should have region blocked all IPs outside Germany. Turning on VPN would filter 90% of these retards.

>>532797513
cute nonny

>>532797467
no way, they added mega respawn for chests? lmao

How much would it cost Blizzard to hire a bunch of saars and botnets to fuck with Epoch servers during launch?

>>532797357
Anon thats called a joke. Theres no level 10s.

>>532797357
hey retard, nobody is even level 7

>>532797467
Hackchads eating good at poochie

>thought splitting the pop would kill the server by killing the hype
>turns out just turning on a second server killed the entire backend
Lmao, what retards. Meanwhile Shenna and Crogeee are running 2 servers each for EU, SA, and China and getting 10k pop on EU pve everyday on the shitty client no less with no lag.

>>532797357
Be nice, they can't read

>>532797513
Your actions have consequences.

Next time keep your whore mouth shut, you caused this butterfly effect by shilling the server on /v/ nonstop you retard

>hyperspawn for chests

LMAO

>>532797634
Theres no 10k private server

>>532797398

>>532797467
proof?

>>532796929
It was kayfabe, you rube.
>>532797129
Elma is a real name, you sped.

>>532797467
They can’t even hold all the food and greys they loot, stop being a faggot

>>532797357
There is quite literally no way. I got in 4 times and each time I couldnt even fucking kill anything or move more than 50 feet because the server wasnt updating my location.

LMAOing at all the wagecucks who wanted to play that are just stress testing the servers. i'll have fun playing on Monday while you're working.

>>532797634
I'd rather deal with well meaning fools than greedy intellectuals.

>>532797634
>running on the dinosaur vanilla client pulling in 10k with no issue
Maybe the turtletrannies were the rea gods all along

>kezan
AHAHAHAHAH

>>532797634
You understand its considerably easier to maintain a 20k server that has constant access peaks and lows than handling 20k accounts trying to login at the same time?

I feel like they're gonna announce a full wipe once these issues are fixed, so I'll just wait until tomorrow to play.
>tfw going to sleep and fast-traveling 8 hours
so long chronoslowies

So what do I just keep spamming the login to get in?

Man am I glad I waited

See you guys in a couple days

>>532797789
The highest level are a handful of 6s.

>>532797752
absolutely sovlless UI

Anyone wanna pump together ...

>>532797790

Still hatting layers, pserfs?

>>532797752
your ui is fucking awful faggot

>>532797467
>Chests are respawning non-stop at the moment
There was an issue opened about a month ago about this, guess it's one of those they haven't fixed before launch.

Project Epoch's new login music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waVSu4adDM

>>532797446
its 2025 anon
the default way to play online videogames is to disable any sort of comms and invites; matchmake and, at best, use pings to communicate with the animals around you.

if you want to talk to people, use discord.

>>532797860
I wont be seeing you in my elite guild if youre not on the ground day one.

Since the last time I played on Epoch, which was like, the second playtest/stresstest? Out of what, 10 or something? I don't know, stopped looking at this shitty funserver that turtle unironically outdid with the stormwind stockades custom dungeon. They have added 981 spells.
I cannot imagine the hell you're all hyped up for right now.

>>532797835
can they even do a full wipe though? people are going to be so pissed that their reserved names are wiped. they would have to have the wisdom to have made a server backup before opening it up, which i kind of doubt they would seeing how poor this launch has been

Kor Kron chads are already lvl 6, prepare yourself alliance filth

>>532797763
>kayfabe
You're fucking schizophrenic mate, old man was clearly pissed because Israel made him look like fucking weak bitch, when they sabotaged American-Iranian negotiations.

>>532797887
>>532797931
Correct, but it's mine! :)

>>532797747
You are a retard and a secondary, go back to retoilet dumb nigger. There are hundreds of /who posts within just the last few months that prove you wrong, and those were by people saying "Turdie dropped to 10k, Epochads already killing the server!" because Turtle was even higher than 10k

>>532796019
>people would literally rather sit in a login screen getting mass disconnected than play turtle
>turtle bros keep winning
hmmm

Playing some Hearthstone in anticipation of the real server launch. Check out my waifu.

turtle troons really aren't sending their best

>>532793773
what happens when you get in though? isnt this just gonna fuck it up

it says i successfully login but when selecting my realm is says disconnected from server can anyone help

>kekzan
KEK

>>532798017
No its not ive been on Turtle a few times (before they removed their chart on the site) and it only hit 7k or so. Warmane also fakes its pop.

>>532797939
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/8542
Not even addressed lmao these trannies are incompetent af I thought troonrtle was bad.

>>532797972
>piss off a few autists vs killing your server's launch
Hmm tough choice

>even if I get in there's a lvl 10 cap
guess I'll just wait until the retards gain a few functioning brain cells

>log into turtle
>They are making fun of epoch trannys non stop
They can’t get away with this can they?

>>532797831
Epoch devs are definitely not handling this too well, but you're right on that. But you're definitely wasting your time trying to explain networking to anons.

>>532798174
they implemented a level 10 cap so that people couldn't get ahead, those "few autists" are the ones running the server

>>532796195
Their slutty secretary

>people at level 6 already
>didn't even manage to kill my first mob before being dced
I'm already behind the curve.
See you next fresh.

>>532797972
Competent devs would have a backup snapshotted right before launch, meaning everyone would be able to keep their two names.

I don't see these arrogant clowns doing that though lol

Can someone get a gartic phone going while we wait

epoch spell dump
https://files.catbox.moe/pde68y.txt

>2k player limit with level 10 cap
>Uh nevermind 500 player limit
>Actually we're shutting the servers down so no one gets too far ahead even though we already capped levels at 10
This whole thing is fucking doomed.

>>532798174
The amount of people genuinely upset over some people getting a tiny lead is much smaller that the amount of people getting said lead.

>>532798127
you're banned

>>532798254
>Login
>See someone already got the 20 exp quest handin before me
So, what is the next server?

>>532797940
what no transmog does to a nigga

>>532797546
outside Germany and Texas

>>532793773
>log in while AFK
>character starts pasting your PW every 5 seconds
welp

>>532798017
>Turtle was even higher than 10k
Why do you think they removed the server pop data from their site and broke the /who command by giving it like 20 sec cd to prevent people from suing census?
Turtle is faking their pop.

This shit is so grim it's not even funny to me anymore.

I got level 5. Do you think I still have a chance to join an end game raiding guild?

you bastards got your own general? alr im downloading this stupid game

>>532797835
>>tfw going to sleep and fast-traveling 8 hours
>so long chronoslowies
based

>>532798249
>those "few autists" are the ones running the server
Lmao no you're not, you're like 40 people max

>>532798195
>500 pop launch
>bi minutely crash launch
>hackers already destroyed the economy in between every crash launch
>no sign of this ending for the next two weeks launch
Mom said it's my turn to share the braincell

Should I roll a Dwarf Ele Shaman or a Human/Night Elf Hunter?
Is Shaman QoL that poor?

I'm only interested in PVE DPS and want to raid

when did we get infested with all these newfags who think a server is dead if it's under 3k pop?

>>532798428
give it a bit anon, the server is currently imploding

I wanred you about Epoop lmao.

>>532798389
The fuck you gonna do with a password and no account name? Ill just change the password in a few hours

I haven't tagged a mob in 5 minutes so I'm going to exploration farm

>World of Warcraft's PvE Servers Betray the Essence of Warcraft
https://www.indiekings.com/2025/07/world-of-warcrafts-pve-servers-betray.html

>>532798448
reading comprehension failed

Sigh... back to waiting for CoreCraft I guess...

>>532793460 (OP)
I'm just here to jerk off to Whitemane.

>>532798254
There are 53 level 6 right now.

bros when's ascension classic+ dropping

>>532798506
You fucking kidding me, shaman QoL is retard high, even without the new shit they get on this server. Figure it out faggot.

>>532798427
Yeah, you're already half way to end game

>>532798428
Pick Kezan PvE and we can be friends yay yay

>want to queue for league arena during downtime
>risk not being able to login for the rest of the day if they restart server and disable queue
Fucking hell

>>532797406
>where is the challenge npc in deathknell?
>>532797406
please help

>>532798570
did chatgpt write this

imagine not playing hc anni while epoch is down

you retarded or something nonny?

>>532798428
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/epog/
We're already 20 threads deep, welcome aboard.

A level 6 just flew over my house!!!

AAHAHHA

AHAHHAAHAHAAJAHAAAAA

IMAGINE WORKING FOR FIVE YEARS ON THIS AAAHAHHAHAHA

Is MoP good?

>>532798452
>Anon actually believes the teleporting hacker stuff as if staff wouldnt notice someone in a max level zone with high level items at level 1

>hackers destroying Kezan's economy
>Gurubashi's economy not affected
Gurubulls just cant stop winning

>>532798570
BASED

Comfortably laying in bed while I stress the server

NIGGGGGGER

>>532798512
?
any game under 900k concurent is a dead game

I can't believe i put off doing my 2 page thesis to do this server just for a little... but I kept waiting and waiting. Thinking. Hmm. Maybe they'll fix it, i can always do my Thesis later. But now its due in like 2 hours and I haven't even started! Im never graduating now because of these INCOMPETENT devs

>>532798617
But managing the totems in vanilla seems annoying, but they added an casted ability where you drop all 4 totems at once that seems to make their QoL decent

>there are people who have been spending their saturday night spam logging in
just walk away

>>532798726
fatty

>>532798608
Not soon enough sadly

>>532798629
>league
stay there niggy

>>532798309
>Chaos Bolt
I will now roll a warlock.

>>532798636
I'm 99.9% sure it's written by AI

One good thing about this terrible launch is the SOD refugees who are new to private servers will be turned off and view them as buggy.

>>532798710
If Gurubvll economy is fucked, PVP mandigos will execute Keytotes, he knows PVP gods are built different.

why does fireball take 45 seconds to cast this feels like it will change the meta a lot

I really want to go take a shower can you guys tell them to hold off on bringing the servers back up for the next 45 minutes please?

>>532798428
You can't even register anymore

What are some good classic mods

>>532798607
it's over

ingame guy here

server was fine until they lifted the cap beyond 500, it's trash again

nobody is accepting invites though, gl doing any quests

>>532798726
Just drink normal coke, you fast food gobbling monster.

So they lied...

>>532798778
if you don't dig placing totems why would you play the totem class?

>>532798831
https://rentry.co/wowcollar

>>532798316
You can still farm

>>532798726
Is that a 4:3 screen or is your camera fucked up?

>5 years
>haven't prepared for this
it's over.

>>532798785
League of Legends was the natural follow up for any and every bloodthirsty PVP OG nigga like me, quitting pvp when the game went to shit in Cata.

how the FUCK did Epoch get so big? no one knew it was a thing until like 2 weeks ago.

>>532798778
They did add the drop 4 thing

QRD on what the fuck happened? I woke up late after giving up serious intentions due to the lack of NA viability but just had a thought why not level a comfy Horde char for amusement? Sounds like its even worse than an endless queue?

Captcha: AVPVP

How's it going lads? I wont be able to play wow today

>>532798941
Who can I sue for this blatant false advertisement

GODDAMNIT YOU BROKE IT

i'm going to sleep for 3 hours, hope that's just enough and not too much wasted time

game is down but can someone tell me
where is the challenge npc in deathknell?

>>532798789
well, they did just slop custom crap over wotlk so thats in there

>>532798316
Theres a lot you can actually do at level 10 to get ahead

>>532798608
Devs said this year, as early as possible.

HAHAHAHAHA THEYRE TAKING IT DOWN WITH NO ETA WHEN IT'S COMING BACK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532793460 (OP)
>patreon for images you pressed a button to make

>>532799059
Paid shills

>>532799048
>picks the worst game in the worst genre there is
Jesus Christ kill yourself.

>not even getting to realms now
uh oh

>>532799101
>know they have over 100k people wanting to play
>servers can handle 500 at most

>>532798781
>>532798923
I've had that 2 liter for like 4 days now, I just brought it from the fridge to pour into a cup im now sipping from in bed and it's empty and I dont feel like taking it to the trash atm

>>532798970
They look cool but I don't want to have to press 10+ buttons regularly, I can only comfortably do 6/7 with my left hand

well it was fun while it lasted

I got to level 4

>>532799101
the servers currently are incapable of handling more than ~700 players, the login queues are disabled

We will soon be taking down Kezan, we gathered information from our 2000, 2500, 3000, and 3500 player caps and we believe we have what we need. We have a "war room" of multi-disciplined developers including some wonderful developers that aren't a part of the team and are helping us work through the unexpected complex issues. We will share more information as we have it.

We believe it is better to leave the realms offline until we resolve the issues so that some players don't gain an advantage in leveling and professions during the lower player cap period, and so that players can experience the game more smoothly as intended.

Again we are very sorry to everybody who has been looking forward to playing today, and we look forward to eventually seeing you all in game as soon as possible. We will be working into the night (remember timezones!) and we are committed to bringing this up.

Well I got to lvl 5 on my human paladin at least.

>We will soon be taking down Kezan, we gathered information from our 2000, 2500, 3000, and 3500 player caps and we believe we have what we need. We have a "war room" of multi-disciplined developers including some wonderful developers that aren't a part of the team and are helping us work through the unexpected complex issues. We will share more information as we have it.

We believe it is better to leave the realms offline until we resolve the issues so that some players don't gain an advantage in leveling and professions during the lower player cap period, and so that players can experience the game more smoothly as intended.

Again we are very sorry to everybody who has been looking forward to playing today, and we look forward to eventually seeing you all in game as soon as possible. We will be working into the night (remember timezones!) and we are committed to bringing this up.
Lmao, literal Diablo 3 launch. Fucking pathetic fucks. They literally destroyed their own reputation and expectations for the server with one bad afternoon.

Didn't get to ask, does the DESU chat have the pw?

Welp anyone want to erp in xiv instead?

>made it in
>talk to quest giver
>disconnected

>>532799112
Got kicked out, too many woke peons baka

>>532799294
Turtle won...

my wife is literally having sex with her boyfriend right now but I'm still not as cucked as the people who were hyped to play on this shitty server

>cannot login to server
>cannot check discord to see whats wrong
>cannot make a new account
BROTHER PLEASE

>>532799315
Balmung?

>>532799274
Contracts, got to level 1 on first login and never got back in since

>>532799224
Name one other genre that features RPG mechanics in a competitive PvP format.

>They are still on

>pvp server working perfectly fine (besides a bit delay)
>whoops, we're taking it down to fix pve
>oh actually now no one can play at all
what a fucking joke

>>532799285
>>532799294
>servers down
>no indication what the issue might be
>no ETA when the servers will come back
>just a generic "we are trying to fix the issue"
it's so over

>>532798992
Had to lower the resolution to weird shit to convert the webm under 4mb using an online converter on my phone, pls understand

>>532793641
>I took twice as long to level and all I got was this shitty title

>>532799294
>They literally destroyed their own reputation and expectations for the server with one bad afternoon.
god I wish
I wish all the tourists just left

this is so fucking gay

DEAD

>>532799285
This shit is never coming back lamo

>>532799364
Yes

>>532799314
No, some retard sniped it and didn't put the pass on. Meaning it's a public channel and open to moderation.

>>532799294
Maybe the real stress test was the fake launch date they made up along the way

it's SO over...

>>532798608
When is CoA dropping...

>>532799294
Remember, none of these people are real developers, just a group of retards like all of us, it will take 2 weeks before they figure out how to fix the servers

i killed 2 woves and 1 trogg and got 1 quest item. i'm basically in pre-raid BiS rn.

>>532798726
HOW DO I DO THIS?

>>532799386
Dota 2

YAY

I just want to remind everyone that still has hope left for this server
they initially weren't logging it

https://epochgold.com/
https://epoch-db.com/
https://www.epoch-drops.com/

>>532799386
The correct choice is DOTA, at least that's a real game from a real company. Not some chink financial scam.

>>532799465
Good, fuck the speedrunners

>>532799459
>>532799465
Where is mpreg gods when you them

>pochie down again
Well! Back to being Daddy's hypnowhore on F-list

>people think this is an unrecoverable launch
lmao. lol. Honestly I'm glad it shit the bed as much as it did, all the zoomer SoD tourists are gonna fuck off because they're easily distracted.

Well that was a pretty good fresh. Onto the next one.

>someone takes the client and starts their own server
is this possible?

https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWl8K5nA

>>532799285
>We have a "war room" of multi-disciplined developers

>>532799434
nigga you really think I care about a fucking title?

>>532799465
rip

where is the challenge npc in deathknell?

WAR ROOM AHAHAHAHA TURTLE WON

TURTLE WON
TURTLE WON
TURTLE WON

>>532799604
real launch will be Monday, get hype

>>532799459
>>532799465
State?
LOONY!

Gurubashi had no problems, why do I have to keep waiting for the Kezantards?

>>532799604
this. SODomites will eventually fuck off. pochis will stay.

>>532799285
>>532799294
>>532799419
>>532799459
>>532799465
This is the first step towards redemption.

Next, they need to do another update where they announce a rollback to Lvl. 1 (Or a clean wipe, only keeping reserved names).

Then, they announce a new launch date, this time on a weekday.

This will make some tourists fuck off, some people will get mad they get rollbacked but ultimately should be good long term.

>no more servers
Thank fuck I got my rogue to 10 and herb/alch leveled

>We are taking down Kezan and Gurubashi and have decided to limit the server to friends, family, and a select few donators on an invite basis. We thank you for your support and cant wait to see our friends in this game we created for ourselves. Thanks for testing, For the Azeroth! - Kaytotes

Didn't I warn you epoch will be a failure? I told you will not be able to play on release day. I told you Turtle is much better, stable, with devs who care about providing an enjoyable experience. Not chasing after the fresh and getting as many players possible. And now you are here suffering from your mistakes, cucked in the gutter. But it doesn't have to be this way, you can still join Turtle WoW... And become an FMC member. I will welcome you.

>mfw didn't plan my day around a private server launch day
I don't know what were you expecting

>>532799465
>literally dead on arrival
>"r-remember its night time here....im so tired :("

>>532798710
Based devs disabling our realm, so we wont have to deal with cheaters flooding our AH with mats.

>>532799484
I tried to join earlier today but got DC'ed after a minute. sorry if I fucked it :(

>>532799465
Was the crossfaction shit that did it?

>>532799465
>>532799459
>no wipes
kek, economytards in shambles

>war room
I imagined that picture of a bunch of trannies in a restaurant.

>>532799560
Why Turtle team even helping them?

only turtle ue5 can save this shitshow. they have to rework some of their content too.

EPOCH DEVS ARE LITERALLY CHATGPTING THEIR CODE
EPOCH DEVS ARE LITERALLY CHATGPTING THEIR CODE
EPOCH DEVS ARE LITERALLY CHATGPTING THEIR CODE
EPOCH DEVS ARE LITERALLY CHATGPTING THEIR CODE

>>532799543
>>532799565
DoTA 2 is literally just a league of legends ripoff. Also, note that I said genre. ASSFAGGOTS is the only genre that features RPG mechanics and gameplay in a competitive PvP framework.

pserfs suck

>>532799727
Most pservers work fine on launch

>>532799560
>Trying to fix unreadable AI code

>>532799692
>a rollback to Lvl. 1

Every time I suggest this I'm met with banter from scrubs that say "omg linen is going to break the economy", they have no idea of the actual wealth you can generate.

>>532799692
if they announce rollback they lose 30% of the playerbase in an instant, just like that.
It doesn't really matter long term because 70% of retards never reach level 40 anyway but still, they'd be roasted on social media and forums for weeks.

>>532799620
I managed to kill some wolves and vermins on the last few miniutes of Gurubashi's life.

Can't believe we get killed off because of pve

>>532799524
Go to the last thread and ctrl+f AHK you'll find it

where is the challenge npc in deathknell? or where?

>>532799789
I don't believe that for a second, but the future of coding is fucking dire. We'll be having pajeets vibecoding in production environments, soon enough.

>>532799721
BASED
BASED
BASED

>>532799789
Saar, have you tried turning server on then off

>server becomes too well-known thanks to jewtuber shilling
>get waves of SoDomites and third worlders making accounts non-stop until you have 10x your server cap ready to login
>intentionally fuck up the launch and ruin your reputation so tourists fuck off to the next fresh

This is without a shadow of a doubt the worst pserver launch I've ever seen.´

Don't forget how Kaycuck was warned shit like this could happen dozens of times but decided to act like the arrogant, fedora wearing lard ass he is and repeat over and over again that "we'll just increase the server cap, no big deal lol trust me bro"

>>532799721
Will you help me level to 60 in dungeons though

>>532799294
Keep seething Vlad, you're not keeping those BoEs

>>532799845
Anon even if you somehow were a person who was online this entire time you probably only managed to get to level 6 and one stack of linen cloth.

Going to be hilarious when Turtle Wow 2.0 launches without a hitch. This server will be a ghost town

>>532799789
no way ?

>>532799860
a rollback is needed because people have already farmed a shitload of gold by opening hyperspawning chests in eastern plaguelands

it was a nice dream while it lasted

>>532799627
At first I read "multi-colored"

>>532799465
this server is actually going to be doa lmao

>>532799929
>fuck up so bad they delete the project
9d chess

>>532800002
Is there any proof to this or did you get tricked by that one guy?

>>532799953
>This is without a shadow of a doubt the worst pserver launch
no that would be gummy

>>532799695
>developers that aren't a part of the team
Get some Ascencion and Warmane devs on this, they'll have shit running real quick.

>>532800078
he got tricked

>>532799721
You clearly never played Turtle on launch. It makes Project Epoch look white in comparison.

>>532799830
They don't, most launches have a lot of issues, though they are usually fixed after an hour or two.

>>532800078
I ran there to do it myself and saw someone open the same chest within 2 minutes before getting dc'd

>>532799953
Second worst

>>532794415
>mining 50
>meanwhile I cant even log in
If they dont do something I will ddos the server

>>532799953
So now that Epoch is dead, what's the next up and coming private server to look forward to? I can't believe I've been hyping myself up over the past couple days for this shit I feel so completely betrayed. Fucking furious

>>532799929
Based 'poch devs

>>532799727
I mean, we had a really good launch streak with passed vanilla servers. I was there for Nost, Kronos, Light's Hope, and Elysium and all of them were playable. Laggy, but playable. All of them had higher than 2k pop as well lmao

>>532799845
>They have no idea of the actual wealth you can generate.

Can you explain further of why someone starting at level 4-6 breaks the economy? I genuinely don't know how.

>>532799830
Ascension has been releasing servers for nearly a decade now and each release has been a shitshow. If highly experienced, paid developers in the private server scene can't get it right, why would amateur enthusiasts?

>>532800163
And you didnt screenshot? Hmm, quite.

>waaaaaaah we can't let pvp folks play because pve got problems!
>waaaaaah we shut everything down!

can't believe these retards pulled a Cummies

why can't we just have a decent pserver in current year?

I'm fine with rollback, got only to lvl6 but it's whatever. SW:P turned to be unironically great mob tag tool in lags lmao

This is why the epoch dickriding was getting a bit much. Shenna knows how to at least make stable launches after years of practice and i expect the UE5 port will go fine.

kaytotes is a fucking amateur. I bet they didn't even make a back up and might have to do a wipe but are scared cause people might lose names like Goku and Rex they reserved.

im going to make my own server. gonna be way better than this shit

>>532800197
No.

>>532800182
just wait a couple days you big baby.

>didn't join the discord server last week
>got to level 5 but can't actually get any updates

man this is annoying

>>532799956
Yes. I got a tank set I like to use sometimes.
>>532800134
That doesn't invalidate my point. Turtle/Epoch, launch days are always terrible and you wasted your time trying to play there when you could be playing the real game.

Whitekidney was a greedy jew but he knew how to handle a 13k launch flawlessly

Once again capitalism > muh "open-source" Chat-GPT vibe coding communism

>>532799979
Migrating a game for people playing the pirated version of a 20-year-old MMO into UE5 is quite simply suicidal.

>>532800197
They are trolling. Anyone who knows wow economy knows nothing in the starter zone can generate large amounts of gold especially in the state the servers were in. The chests only spawn greys, pots, and food for the most part.

>>532800284
Shenna hasn't released a server in years. Both realms for turtle are fully progressed and dead.

>>532800246
who is this goddess

THANK YOU KAYTOTES FOR DRIVING THE UNWASHED MASSES AWAY FROM OUR COMFY VANILLA+ SERVER! ALL HAIL THE EPOCH!

>>532800197
low level chest notoriously drop black lotuses along mushrooms, slices of cheese, white rarity items and copper ore

>>532800363
Epoop isn't open source thobeit

>>532799695
I'm genuinely impressed that their communication and transparency are superior to multi billion dollar companies like blizzard

>>532800243
Correct.
PvP slaves shall meet the demands of their PvE masters.

>>532800363
>muh "open-source" Chat-GPT vibe coding communism
Epoch is selling merch and has a cash shop. Where did this dogshit about vibe coding with epoch even start? Or do you just believe things you read posted by random anons?

>>532799721
i'm sorry aoiyuki... i am too weak forgive me
i kneel...

where is the challenge npc in deathknell?

Well, back to Turtle

>>532800404
Not to mention no one has enough bags to even accumulate enough “gold” even if they were camping chests.

>>532800423
like 10 guilds have beat UKH last time i checked.

>>532800481
They're literally copying 99% of the Trinitycore code lol

>>532800514
lmao pvecuck, your server got flooded with mats and hyperspawned chests. Cheating ass niggas

>>532800535
>Where did this dogshit about vibe coding with epoch even start?
I made it up half an hour ago.

>>532800535
vibe coding is the latest trendy thing to say among autists

>>532800583
There are only 10 guilds playing Turtle.

>>532800556
In the mailbox when you reach level 5

Who could've guessed the "programmers" literally known for AI generating all their code would have a shitty launch.

I guarantee they're out of ChatGPT tokens and waiting for the 24H refresh hoping it will solve their issues then.

well damn, back to learning magick then D:

>>532800404
>>532800581
I had noticed that for some reason the duskbats in the undead starting area were skinnable so I was gonna explore to 5 and then come back and just skin everything and vendor to like 30-50 silver

>>532800726
The devs aren't known for that, why are you making shit up about people that already massively fucked up?

>>532799721
will you boost me from 15-60 while i afk in dungeons?

They really have the Turtle niggas posting on cooldown

>>532800078
There is literally 0 proof. First of all hyperspawns werent even enabled for 90% of the time. Secondly, if you left the starting zone the game was so laggy it wouldnt update your position and there was no mobs, no npcs, and no interactable objects because server side your character was still standing in the starting zone. Guru was slightly less laggy, but not enough to take advantage of that and even if someone somehow did do that, they are limited to 16 bagslots they wouldnt have made more than 10g

>>532799797
it's the other way around, league ripped off dota 1 and split the community in half way back when (I was there 3 million years ago)

>>532800691
somebody told me on previous threads it's on the second town but isn't deathknell the second town?

>>532800556
>>532800556
>>532800556

>>532800404
Even if someone was online this entire time, the max level was 6 and someone who got tailoring would only have maybe farmed like a stack of cloth. People pretending tons of people got level 10 (nobody got above 6) and stacks of gold are silly.

>>532800794
Why are you arguing with actual paid shills from Turtle?

>>532800802
reported

>>532800794
>He doesn't know the lore

>>532800767
That's nothing, you get a few coppers per skin, plus I don't think you can skin mobs that other people killed.

>>532800583
the incentive to do UKH is really low.

Yeah Sloppoch is finished

>AI generated quests
>AI generated dungeons
>AI generated enemies
>only TWO new dungeons
>no Helves or Draenei (WHY???)
>discord moderators scrounging the thread going full Big Brother and banning anyone using their First Amendment Rights
>shilling the thread non-stop with their AI, trying to spread false rumors about Turtle WoW
>stole Warmode and Transmog from Turtle
>stole Human Hunter from Turtle
>2x health values on EVERY mob (have fun leveling as a Priest LOL!)
>only shaman race is ugly fucking dwarfs
>autistic German developers who are BIG FANS of Mythic+ and raid bosses with 500.000.000.000 HP and oneshot mechanics
>put in OP as fuck Bladestorm as the only Wrath ability because the German Autist Dev mains dwarf warrior
>meanwhile deleted Penance because quote "it's too OP"
>no cash shop on launch
>server can't even handle 2000 players, 25.000 are expected on launch day, 100% crash because the German Autist cheaped out
>paid Youtubers to shill their broken ass AI programmed slop server
>Horde will be 80% busted OP oneshot Undead Ret Paladins
>constantly shill on /v/ and reddit
>can't even handle 500 players
>has to postpone their launch because of AI vibe-coding incompetence

If you actually plan to roll on this DoA autism simulator which will crash and burn on release you are actually retarded. Sticking with Turtle WoW is the way to go if you have more than 70 IQ. Sloppoch is FOMO third worlder Dead On Arrival server

I FUCKING WARNED YOU
I FUCKING DID DIDN'T I???????

>>532800898
You can if they looted it already

Well it was nice playing with you all. Darrowshire has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don't take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can't fix the constant crashes on Darrowshire. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $100 I put aside to support this project. Oh well shit happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Darrowshire and thanks for the cheese, catch ya later

>>532799860
IF THEY DONT ROLLBACK THEY LOSE THE OTHER 70%
FUCKING RETARDS
THE MOMENT YOU SHUT DOWN THE QUEUE YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE SERVER

>people giving serious, angry replies to blatant copypasta

>>532800868
That doesn't break turtle rules nigga

WAR READY

>>532800853
nonny, where is the first mailbox located?

>>532800898
you can that's how I make money 90% of the time when I start on a new server is just picking up skinning in dun morogh or some other zone with a bunch of shit that can be skinned that no one can be fucked with going to the capital city pre-10 to learn skinning

>kezan

>>532800846
That's DoTA 1. DoTA 2 wouldn't exist if league didn't exist. Also, Heroes of Newerth.

I watched some anime with friends, are the servers good now

they havent technically pulled a gummy, yet

If Turtle didn't feel so threatened by Epoch they wouldn't be shitposting this hard. You don't see the Ascension boys getting uppity now, do you?

I just got to the goblin when they shut it down. Do you take the .5xp contract at lvl8?

jfc, 3 years of waiting, 3 years of hype, yet team is not ready to handle the population. I haven't play this shit, but can assume with 85% accuracy, that there will be shit load of bugs despite 2k+ alpha testers. You had donations opened like in 6 month after server announcement. You expect me to believe that nobody donated enough to support a decent servers? God damn you amateurs. {another vanilla+ server that should remain nameless} is much better in self awareness and setting up priorities by the dev and marketing team. Daum I'm disappointed.

>>532801031
thanks for clearing this shit out i was worried i would somehow miss shit because of levels already lvl 4

>>532801075
Theyre actually worse, entirely off.

>>532800961
>>532801035
I distinctly remember trying that and I couldn't do it. Maybe it works in some servers.

FIX THE FUCKING HYPERSPAWN CHEST BUG IT'S GONNA RUIN THE ECONOMY

FIX THE FUCKING HYPERSPAWN CHEST BUG IT'S GONNA RUIN THE ECONOMY

FIX THE FUCKING HYPERSPAWN CHEST BUG IT'S GONNA RUIN THE ECONOMY

FIX THE FUCKING HYPERSPAWN CHEST BUG IT'S GONNA RUIN THE ECONOMY

>>532800942

>>532801093
>You don't see the Ascension boys getting uppity now, do you?

*coughs up blood*
w-we're all good here bro

>>532801093
>meanwhile at the ascension frog HQ

>server offline
Time to pump with nonnies <3

>>532801093
>The bully only mocks me because he likes me secretly!
>You hate spiders? You must secretly wanna fuck one

Pic related

>>532801093
You don't see Ascension players on 4chan at all, despite it being one of the larger private servers with hundreds of thousands of players and an actual advertising budget allowing them to market on Youtube and Facebook ads.

Isn't playable now, I went to play other games for the past three and a half hours?

>>532801187
>BUG
Works as intended.

>>532799692
Based truthsayer.

Dear Project Epoch Team, I’m writing this out of sheer frustration after what was supposed to be a celebratory day turned into complete disappointment. I quit my job at Mc Donald’s specifically to free up time and be here for your server launch. I had high hopes and was ready to dive in. Instead, I’ve spent my day getting constantly disconnected, slamming my keyboard in frustration, and now my mother is yelling at me for making noise in the house. This is not what anyone expected from a launch of this magnitude. I understand technical issues happen, but the state of the server right now is unacceptable—especially after all the hype and build-up. I (and many others) expected stability, or at the very least, transparency and communication. If you're facing backend issues, please say so. Radio silence only adds fuel to the fire. I sincerely hope you're working to resolve this ASAP. Please take this feedback seriously your players are passionate, but we're not here to be stress-test dummies without warning.

>muh rollback noooo
The server was up for what, one, two hours, tops?
How can you be butthurt about a one or two hour rollback

i quit my job for this server, now i gotta go back in tomorow and apologise to my boss for breaking his door.

I can’t tell if people are retarded or trolling asking for rollbacks. People didn’t even make it to level 10. It’s a non issue. Clsssic isn’t even a race anyway. This is a game where you explore, read quests, take your time and enjoy the experience, not race through it like some retarded Fortnite map

>Turtle and Epoch players fighting
>Mfw just grinding gold on Ascension while waiting for their several project releases later this year

>>532801315
If its only one or two hours, why do you want a rollback?

>>532799692
Based, the great filter

>>532801218
they posted a teaser today kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLzP56qSB1w

>>532801249
Yes, now kiss me already.

>>532801258
I fucking hate how this is true.

>devs responding to random people in discord
aren't they supposed to be... fixing the problem?

>>532801315
they want to keep their illegal goods of course.

Give it to me straight
Will they rollback
I refuse on principle to play on a server where a few (((gods chosen people))) got lucky and managed to
>get to lvl 10
>farm professions to 75
>farm massive stacks of mats, ready to sell
>get ahead with flight paths
Just because
>uhhh dey got lucky, guess we plebs have to accept it haha
No
Fuck you

>>532799860
Epoch has such a high ceiling, that 30% literally doesn't fucking matter.

>>532801352
Yeah you can tell this guy is going into a dadgamer 5 lockout MC guild

I want to watch Ascension bulls fucking my turtle wife while I jack off in a fake queue.

>>532801352
HYPERSPAWN ABUSER DETECTED, ROLL ALL THIS SHIT BACK OR IM QUITTING

>>532801426
yeah... about that

>>532801285
every time they post pay 2 win gets brought up.

>>532801258
the image is 100% up to the part of complaining about being called a bigot, you most likely got called a bigot because you are a manchild without self control spamming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>532801315
Crabs in a bucket, all of them

>>532801497
>screaming nigger fallacy

>>532801439
I don't think anyone got past level 7 before the servers went down though

>>532798428
anon, servers are shitting up themselves, they are having issues

yeah I'm gonna play on quarm instead
the based tranny server

>>532801426
I'm very sorry, anon. The devs are the embodiment of >>532801258

Turtle won again

Slow and steady wins the race!

>>532801409
>even Ascension is getting Undead Paladin before Retail

You guys are just yanking my chain to actually care about a difference of like 3-4 levels before level 10, right? At most it will take maybe an hour to catch up...how are people doomposting about this shit so much? Is it actually for real or what?
This is my first time playing on a private server but I've played a lot of WoW in the past and I've never experienced this kind of weird competitive aspect of the game before.

Waht the fuck can they fix with "additional" scripters and developers???? Is this a meme? Are we play testing PlayTBC again???
Just rent some additional servers and anti ddos from 200 pop servers.

turtle
>clunky vanilla client
>controversial class changes
>custom content mediocore and not made in the image of vanilla(mystery)
>decent and professional operation
>UE5 client in development for second wind
>future looks solid
I'm thinking about giving it a spin

>>532801352
if it's not a race just come back to the start with me?

>>532801315
They want to keep their hyperspawn gains

>>532801315

BECAUSE I USE MY BOT TO FLY TO EASTERN PLAGUELANDS FOR THE CHEST AND GOT 50 GOLD IN VENDORABLES YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD

>>532801315
i got a bag though...

>>532801072
Doesn't matter, dota2 is the correct successor to dota 1. The heroes and mechanics stayed the same, etc. League was an abomination where they removed denies and a bunch of stuff to make the game friendlier to the smoothbrains while at the same time they also tried to destroy the dota 1 community by going rogue and adding a scam downloader to the main dota1 site (dota-allstars). There is a direct connection between the heroes you see in dota 2 and the characters you play in wow while league is retarded and gay. Only a league tranny would say something so deranged as calling dota2 a league ripoff when dota2 was a copy paste from dota1, the game that league actually ripped off.

>>532801480
Elicia...

>>532801604
Things like this matter more in classic and smaller scale environments. People that get ahead get into the good guilds and control the economy because of the smaller player count.

>>532799860
>if they announce rollback they lose 30% of the playerbase in an instant, just like that.
And that's a good thing!

>>532801672
No you didn't

Holy shit... MoP won... MoP fvcking won....

Realistically speaking, when will Epoch come back?
I wanna say tomorrow but I can totally see this happening

>uh we need 3 months to figure things out guys
>ok guys, all good, go play!
>guys..?
>"31 players online"

>>532801604
>I've played a lot of WoW in the past and I've never experienced this kind of weird competitive aspect of the game before.
do you just not talk to other players or something?
retail is full of people seething at blizzard for fixing exploits, but never punishing exploiters so people who don't exploit feel like they got shat on. where do you think the phrase exploit early and often comes from?
this is like saying I live in chicago but never heard a gun a go off.

>>532801618
The client killed it for me. Also the UE5 stuff looks terrible and a waste of time/resources.

>>532801737
>the smaller player count.
Is 10k players considered small? I remember on my retail server there was only a couple hundred people at end game raiding so 10k seems like a huge amount.

>>532801675
same and its red too but I'm willing to lose it just to fuck over with hyperspawn cheaters

>>532801565
>um akshually the gods chosen few only managed to get THIS MUCH ahead of everyone else instead of just that other amount, so i guess everythings fine haha
Nigger, its not even about the levels, its about people stockpiling mats, prof skill, and greens from chests
ANYONE EVEN TRYING TO ARGUE AGAINST A ROLLBACK IS ARGUING IN BAD FAITH BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KEEP THEIR ADVANTAGE

>>532801565
that's because they started harvesting herbs and ores once they hit level 5

>people spammed the turtle bug report with "PLAY EPOCH" thinking it was a le epic reddit win

lel

>>532801796
Could easily come back tonight (give our take 6-8 hours) IF they really buckle down. Realistically it'd be mid-morning tomorrow.

>>532801686
DoTA 2 only exists because Valve wanted even more money and decided that entering the ASSFAGGOTS fad that league started was a good financial decision. It is literally a league ripoff, no other way you can slice it.

>>532801403
I don't really give a piss one way or another

You guys haven't really been sitting in a fake queue for 4h now, right?

test

>yfw ascensionGAWDS drop the first content patch in 2 years to cuck sneedpoch

>>532801604
It's more a principle thing. And if they do end up delaying re-launch for a while (which seems very likely) it'd be kinda weird to have random Lv. 5's and Lv. 3's and whatever start at the same time as Lv. 1's... you feel me?

Is it just me or were the few new quests I've seen all AI generated?

Is the code AI generated too? What's going on?

So we done here, Gurubashi is not up?

I got to level 6 and my herbalism is at level 35 and I'd like to go on the record and say I am against doing a rollback. I shouldn't be punished because other people are too slow to login or not optimal and got stuck in the starting area on quests with high competition. I didn't have any issues with them, why should I have to pay a penalty for that?

AAAHAHAHHA is the stupid incel monkey mad because he can't play?? Is he?? IS HE???

KKYAAAAHAHHA stay mad stupid incel monkey. No Wowawiwa for youuuuu~

>>532801796
This is due or die situation, either they completely miss the ball with horde of normies flooding the server by sleeping instead "working" over night, or they will hit it outta the park and this will be the hottest thing till like bwl phase. Either way around 6am is my guess

>>532801480
I wish I could remove the context from my brain to read this, because it's so ridiculous

so... anyone wanna be my belf bimbodin slut and goon on Azerotica?

>>532802016
how can you tell if a quest is AI generated or not?

>>532801961
League was a financial failure until 2012 though. Don't rewrite history. Everyone was rushing to monetize the popularity of DotA, including Blizzard.

>>532802016
Is AI a new buzzword you guys use for everything you dont like?

>>532802041

>>532802018
Gurubashi is down because Kezan didn't work well.
I'm not even kidding, they took Guru down so the PvE babies didn't cry about being forced to go PvP to play lol

they won.... the trannies at turtle ended up winning....
I struggle to think of how they could have handled it worse
Like if your servers arent ready just delay it
If only a few hundred are able to play and you have 10k people in queue, just close the server
WHAT YOU DONT DO, IS YOU LET THOSE FEW HUNDRED PLAY AND TELL THE OTHER 10K TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES

>>532802094
if you don't like it, it's AI coded.

>>532801847
>the UE5 stuff looks terrible
Link please, I wanna see it

>>532802018
servers aren't coming back until tomorrow at the earliest

You had better put Kezan back in the next OP

Came 4 times while waiting for the server to come back up was it a mistake trying to play this server?

>>532802041
Kanbaru sex

>>532801187
too late I already have 3 greens and stacks of health and mana pots and half-a stack of sunweed

So is Kezan completely cross-faction but you can flag for pvp?

I was only able to connect to Kezan, I was trying to get on Gurubashi first though.

gotta say tho pvp enable skill is absolute kino

BE HONEST
what is the MOST you would pay for priority access into Kezan?

Why does anyone still want anything to do with UE5. Complete dogshit engine.

>>532802184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygfvy0fcT_0
I feel like you could have googled this in the same time as me

>>532801604
Yeah I don't get it either, maybe on gurubashi sure but on kezan? It's a PvE realm, you can make gold whenever. Also I'm going explorer's contract so I'm going to be "behind the curve" anyhow so it doesn't really affect me. I hope it's just shitposting since no one can play the game.

>>532801618
What do you mean no mystery? they lock the database every new patch and they had scythe of elune quest item in the game for a year before they added it in with upper karazhan.

upper karazhan also has an attunement for the outland part which people had to figure out since it's a big ol questchain with a world boss.

>People really want to speedrun to run Molten Bore for the 500th time
Why are you even playing classic if all you care about is endgame? Retail exists

>>532802093
I played a humie bitch on Azerotica and couldn't get hypnotized and put in my place. Very disappointing!

>>532802094
Read the descriptions

Can I make a horde and alliance character on the same server simultaneously?

Want to roll both a Dwarf Mage and Undead Paladin without having to play on the PvE shitter server.

>>532802262
About tree fiddy

>>532802291
>WoW but with godrays and bloom

>>532801594
Turtle is honestly so much fun, until 60. Then it's cancer.

Make the next thread /turtleg/, we're all done with Floppoch

>>532801872
you have to be trolling, fucking retard autist
MU HADVANTAGE OMG THEY HAVE MATS THEY HAVE AAAAGHRH THEY ARE AHEAD OF ME
you cant be serious
schoolshooter energy

>>532802340
poor nonny~

>>532801971
no, I seethed at marvel rivals then decided to try my luck again

>>532802291
such a retarded idea

>>532801961
Anon do you understand dota2 was a copy-paste of dota1 when it came out? League is the one who stole dota1's ideas and tried to make something else (worse) out of it. Calling it a ripoff doesn't even make any sense, that's not what words mean. Dota1 was pure magic and it's a shame the communities got split because of one greedy dev.

what even is kezan?

>>532802340
>hypnotized
Can see why no one wanted to deal with you

>>532801872
>its about people stockpiling mats, prof skill, and greens from chests
How do you guys cope with the fact that people are playing while you're asleep? Or while you're at work? What the fuck kind of schizo mentality is this

>>532801937
It's not people spamming, the turtle bug report got hacked. All those were existing issues, someone updated all the title and messages to "PLAY EPOCH".

>>532802481
It's the island that goblins come from

>>532802426
you have no idea how many school shootings have been prevented by world of warcraft

>>532802481
the island goblins come from

>>532802481
Goblin native island that isn't on the map

CODING WAR ROOM GUYS

>>532802481
Capital of the Goblins. It's a corrupt trashheap built on top of an active volcano.

Very much like Project Epoch.

turtle shills working overtime...

>>532802495
Rude.

>>532802565
>>532802571
>>532802578
>goblins
>the known grifters and jews of WoW
its all starting to make sense now

>>532802529
>he sleeps on fresh launch
I'm mainlining a mix of special k and crack cocaine so I can stay up for 5 days straight and hit 60 before anyone else

>>532799563
buy an ad faggot

>>532802291
Why the hell is it so dark tho?

>>532800905
The first half is just hard and the dad gamers can't deal with it.

>>532802762
nah the 1.12 client is shit and the gear isn't that good either.

I'm already level 6 and abused chests respawn, already have enough golds to buy my mount. Have fun peasants.

Stop being so negative, all.

>>532802052
Exactly. Imo this is the only thing that can save Epoch.

>"Okay guys we're not fucking around, this project means a lot to us and we will get the servers up and running in the next few hours."

But I can completely see they give us a limp dick response
>"we...we're tired you know?? we need our sleepy time...and it's not fair to just leave the servers online all of a sudden you know? we will wipe all characters and relaunch next saturday..."

If they do not get this shit together until the end of the weekend, it's over.

qrd on ascension's bronzebeard server?

Did people really not expect this?

LOVE TO THE DEVS

They really halting Gurubashi for no reason? For fuck sake just put that shit on, better to piss off half your player base than all of it. Can any of you discord guys with a direct channel to these g*rmans say that?

>>532799560
explain waht this means

I don't think that anon talking about chests is being honest, just making shit up to make people freak out. Any proof of such claims?

>>532802757
Lumen is trash

>>532802529
NIGGER I CHOOSE TO SLEEP
I CHOOSE TO NOT PLAY
BUT IF I WANT TO PLAY AND SOME FUCKING SERVER GOES
>nuh uh, not for you, its for these other people
THEN IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO PLAY YOUR DOGSHIT SERVER
WE WENT FROM
>uh nobody got any advantage
>its barely an advantage
>ok whatever you also sleep

>>532802619
code cave status?

>>532802462
how is it retarded?
imagine you add UE5 models and add custom sex animations for ERP and such in the shop? It will be fucking incredible

>>532802041
meh, I'll just play turdle, there is no outcome where chudcel loses

>>532802846
You are brown

I have lost 5 hours of my life already due to the retarded epoch devs.
Nothing will ever give me those hours back.

>Meanwhile, in the Epoch Coding War Room...

>>532802939
People will always have an advantage. It's also that way in real life. It's how it is. If that makes you seethe all the time then that's a personal problem.

>>532802843
But based epoch having MC gear be 3 levels higher than dungeon blues is fine despite MC being harder now?

You can't have naxx lvl power creep again in classic, doesn't work with it's game design

>>532802964
Both turtle realms are fully progressed, stale and dead. Everything is on farm.

So did Gurubashi work at all?
I got online a couple times in Kezan at everything had huge lag, I'm talking 50seconds to talk with a npc

So did anyones addons work? Mine weren't working

>server taken down entirely because kezansissies could never handle having it switched to a PvP server
lol lmao

>>532803039
An advantage directly controlled by the developers is not the same as someone being personally better, or having more free time, etc.

>>532803062
Worked well enough for me to get my hunter to 4.

>>532802918
I can't.

>>532803110
Mine didn't. I tested everything in a 3.3.5 server just before launch too.

>>532801796
It has to be fixed before the weekends over, or its pretty much doa, and I'm sure they know this. They gave themselves some runway with the most recent update in terms of a time frame, but it realistically it needs to be fixed asap.

Issue is, I'm really not sure how much more they can do with whatever server their renting. They can optimize/tweak stuff with the client and login server, but its going to be a fucking mess no matter what.

>>532803143
>directly controlled
Oh you're a schizo who thinks the server issues were orchestrated by the devs? Are you off your medication perchance?

Nice server Pochiebros

>>532803110
I know Mapster worked all my maps were filled out. I didnt mess with any settings for addons though as to not risk it.

>>532803039
Youre an actual naive retard and I know youre not even one of the few people who got in and managed to abuse the game

>>532803062
Yeah Guru was working fine for me

>>532803110
some of them were borked, the rest of them worked fine

>>532803058
so be it

>>532803062
Gurubashi worked well. I still don't know why they took it down when the problems were only on Kezan.

>>532803110
Everything worked for me.

>>532803214
No im saying if they dont do a rollback most people will quit

>>532803062

I got into guru for about 2 minutes around launch. everyone was lagging and running in place before disconnecting and they shut it down

I just spoke to John Epoch and he said the launch is delayed until winter 2026, please to have understandings

Turtlesisters this server was supposed to be 4k people tops and die in a couple of weeks. It wasn't supposed to have all these people. What the fuck happened? :(

>>532803289
Good

>>532803297
>>532803297
>>532803297

>>532803058
SOD refugees think turtle ended at naxx lel

>>532802907
Please go easy on my queen

>>532803110
Some did but none of my weakauras worked.

>>532802952
UE5 looks unnaturally bright and ugly, chink tier engine people are using like crazy

>mfw didnt waste time trying to log in and just kept playing mop
LMAO

>>532803242
>playing the game
>abuse
lmao holy shit dude its okay you didnt get to play your little toy, literally go do anything else instead of crying like a child

>>532803056
i mean your clearly biased but the answer to your question is no. based epoch has shitty design decisions aswell.

I already got a few stacks of dreamfoils ready to go. I take this game seriously, I'm not some amateur who allows himself to be left behind

>>532803062
I got to level 4, ok latency and lag all considered. Got to ride a wagon that goes from Sen'ji Village to Razor Hill, the npc said the next stop was Xroads. I went to Ogrimm on foot instead, visited the new Zep wing then DCed.

A shame I was digging it.

>>532803208
Yeah, probably. I mean I do think re-launch could come sometime next week and its probably fine but its vital that they communicate and throw out a date soon before people mass leave the discord and forget about it. Leaving people in the dark now would be bad.

>>532803058
This. I'm convinced that most turtle players are just altoholics that erp all day. There's literally no point in playing twow.

>Raiding is dead.
>PvP doesn't exist.
>BiS people delete high lvl dungeons in seconds.
>People just make alts again and again while abusing 200% tent exp.
If this is what you guys call "superior classic+ experience" you're all sick in the head.

>>532802907
>ywn suck Kes's girlcock
why live

>>532803208
They need to bite the bullet and rent better servers that can handle the 10k people trying to play the game.

They coded this server in a very unoptimized way because they were stubborn and refused to listen to more experienced people telling them they're retards.

Now they gotta find a way to get better servers at least temporarily, by getting cash with they mothers or selling pics of their tranny devs on OF, idc, it's literally the only way they can fix the situation in the short run.

Anything else would mean fixing all the shitty code from the ground up, which would take months and literally kill their project.

Seriously, don't trust german devs with anything. They're always arrogant af while clearly not having a clue as to wtf they're doing and I couldn't ask for a better example than project epoch.