[SAD NEWS]
Kezan - 1x- PvE - Crossfaction
Gurubashi - 1x - PvP - No Crossfaction
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When does Project Epoch release?Saturday, July 26th at 12pm EST
>What is Project Epoch?Project Epoch is a new World of Warcraft Classic+ private server. It delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love adding fresh areas, stories, dungeons, and challenges across Azeroth - built on the robust and modern foundation of the Wrath of the Lich King client.
>What are some of its features?New talents, with 51 points available at 60. New spells. Reworks and brand new areas, zones, dungeons, raids, and items. Project Epoch's PvE realm is crossfaction, meaning you can talk, group, trade, friend, guild, and raid with the other side. But for those who are less diplomatic there is a Warmode that sets you as PvP and allows you to level through PvP. There will also be a separate PvP realm with all the features of the PvE realm except no cross-faction. Any benefits you'd have gotten from the PvE realm's Warmode challenge are now enabled automatically on the PvP realm. Check the Discord for more information.
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>Addonshttps://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns
>/epog/ GuildsLOL
Anons are planning to /join DESU (the password is DESU) and chat in that private channel.
>Latest NewsIn anticipation of a large launch, Project Epoch has announced they will release a second server alongside the original first. This will be a PvP server called Gurubashi.
>Previous>>532793460
I don't care if people get ahead
#LoveToTheDevs
they are trying their best
If you didn't expect this I don't know what to tell you. Hopefully they pull an all nighter. You kind of don't want to ruin the first impression THAT much.
>>532803384I'll take the hyperspawn chest abuser boogeyman over the fmc schizo's any day of the week tbhfamalam
Turtlesisters this server was supposed to be 4k people tops and die in a couple of weeks. It wasn't supposed to have all these people. What the fuck is going on? :(
>>532803415You'd think they would have stopped account creation a week ago
POP THESE REALMIES LIKE A CD NIGGA, YOU A SILLY NIGGA
>>532803261You're not going to experience the game as it was originally intended. You'll be carried by people in full BIS, or be ganked relentlessly by those same people.
Kezan? More like Kekzan, lol
>stopped leveling on turtie because i wanted to wait for epoch
>epoch is kill
no...
So on a positive note, did anyone see any custom quests in the starting zones?
Stop being so negative, all. They'll get it right.
Do you guys think a Dark Souls MMO would ever work? Too ambitious?
>>532803603yeah there were a couple in orc startng area that I did
I am so sad bros, had a really bad week and was looking forward to this.
;_;
>>532803629Yeye just post the source
>3.3.5 is a smooth magical engine that farts rainbows
>shits itself with 2k people
lel
>>532803473yea no matter what the thread is infinitely better now.
Are you going to be here at 5:37am when they reopen the servers or are you going to be left... behind?
When there was only 500 people on the server my latency was flawless and I'm on the west coast US so that's a good sign at least. If I can somehow cause around 9500 people to quit or become uninterested in the game then this will be a really enjoyable server for me to play on.
>>532803441The second they turned on the equivalent of ffa loot for logging in first impressions were cratered
>>532803664Do they look AI generated? If they are AI generated I won't touch this server. I'm trans and I HATE AI.
Why are they holding to a 2k population cap on all servers??? Are they retarded??? There's 50k people who made accounts
At least I got to Level 3...looks like I'll go to sleep and hopefully play when I wake up
Turtle just cannot stop winning..
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I got in for the most part, but shitposting in the thread was more fun than lagging around desu
>>532803603I saw only one. You had to loot some new plant near the cactus, get a paw from something and fellhunter pelts.
>black lotus can now spawn in different herbs not just dreamfoil
Will the fix the buff pot economy or make it worse?
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BRING BACK THE WHITEMANE SLOPPAS
anyone defending this disastrous dogshit launch, that fucked over some people and gave others hyperspawn chests, that let some people lvl up their professions and stack mats, are disingenous little shits
you cant argue exclusively for shit that benefits you when the advantage you got was given randomly and not intrinsically
>b-buh muh sleep brah
nigger, YOU chose to go to sleep, if I wanted to nolife and grind and get rewarded by mats, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO
IF YOU TELL ME
>no, you can't play, the server is currently used by our chosen people, go away pleb
I WILL NOW NOT PLAY YOUR SERVER
>>532803806that was a temporary measure. the servers are just offline right now while they try to fix it. population cap will be decided once they re-launch
so much seed in my testicles, no elf in sight to drain them
>>532803806The moment it went to 2.5k the action delay went from 0.1 seconds to 2 seconds.
At 3k it was 5 seconds and at 3.5k it was 20 seconds
I donated $7000 to this project
Well this was complete dog shit. The server can't even handle 1500 people online before NPC's start disappearing.
Better luck in the next Vanilla+ server.
>>532803518fresh is good for leveling sure but honestly all the PVE content being open is more fun. No one wants to admit it but MC raidlogging gets super boring for 6 months.
>>532803923It will fix the bot spawn camp hopefully.
In honor of the upcoming rollbacks, please report in with your progress you were able to accomplish today. I want to honor the fallen.
I was able to hit level 5 on my night elf druid. I was almost done with the starting area before it went offline. Hopefully they provide achievements to the people able to reach halfway to level cap before they push out the rollback.
What's going on in the coding war room you think?
>>532803603humans have their own sarkoth-style quests
there's also a level 6 elemental by the waterfall that sends you flying with an ability. might be used to get you into that area upriver come to think of it, if i were the devs i'd put a secret quest up there
>>532804085i made it outside of the graveyard you spawn in as an undead
>>532804061>kezantardworked fine on my gurubashi
>>532804058wow you must be rich can I have some money?
>>532804085>I was able to hit level 5 on my night elf druidhow fast was it if not trolling? Were there quests for those feral moonkins southeast?
>>532804068But being carried all the way into Naxx and beyond the second you hit 60 is fun and exciting, right?
>>532803989mate it's not even been 6 hours.
If someone has been farming linen cloth in the starter area for 6 hours then they earned the 2g 56s
>>532804085You really believe there will be rollbacks? kek. bur even.
>>532803384Explorerchads stay winning
>>532804113An orgy, and (you) were not invited
>>532804113There is no coding room. Its all AI abusers who can't code, running a shitty WOTLK server on a budget.
This is the result of spending 90% of your budget on shilling your crappy server on Reddit and 4chan for the past 2 years, instead of building a reliable server that can handle a swarm of users.
If Epoch EVER wants to get close to Turtle levels, its gonna take them half a decade to get there. And by then Turtle will be 10 times larger with its Unreal Engine Client.
>>532804209>Were there quests for those feral moonkins southeast?Yeah there was a quest to kill 8 of them and 1 named one with white fur.
>>532804085I walked all the way on top of the tree in Shadowglen.
>>532804085level 5, one(1) green bag, zero copper after purchasing swp, none of the other f humans running around were as cute as mine
>>532803489That's not gonna do much when their queue system literally bricks their servers nigga
>>532804332>10 times largerDelusional
>>532804085I logged in, moved my chat box and got disconnected
>>532804085I managed to kill one (1) boar before the server crashed
>>532803989Good we are way too full
how's the game bros? wont be able to play this weekend because im on a trip
POPPIN EPOCH LIKE A CD NIGGA, YOU SILLY NIGGA
IN THE HOOD WITH THEM TURTLES NIGGA, AND THOSE TRANNIES NIGGA
LEVEL UP AND THEY LOOTIN NIGGAS, WE AIN'T HOOPIN NIGGA
YO CHUDDIE YOU A LOSER NIGGA, UP THAT SERVER NIGGA
They arenโt doing rollbacks because some chink made 20 extra silver
>>532804143Only niggers play on PVP servers.
>>532804434I... i will never catch up... its over...
>>532804332>unreal enginekek
>>532804332>muh ai vibecodersShenna, your headcanon isn't reality.
I got to level 5 and I don't really get it?
It's just classic. I had no new spells and I found no new quests lol
>>532804492Then they will lose the majority of their playerbase if this is how they are shown to handle people able to take advantage of exploits. It's straight up malicious incompetence plain and simple.
Is it true that donators still have access to the server?
How is that fair?
>>532804332This has been in the works for like 4-5 years though. If they were just cranking out a generic Wrath server it wouldnt take long.
>>532804516>server that cant handle 2000 playerskek
>>532804332Holy shit dude, unreal engine. Who the fuck plays that slop then? The dev trannies are gonna become statistics when they do it
>>532803603Only one I saw was the deadly poison one on undead area where you needed to find a cure or ack after 3 hours.
>>532804230NO THEY FUCKING DIDNT YOU NIGGER
WE DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO FARM IT
THEY GOT EASY CHESTS, EASY FARMS, EASY LVLING PUTTING THEM AHEAD OF EVERYONE ELSE TO FARM THE NEXT ITEMS
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Kezan trannies used to 40 man zerging with a bunch of dad guilds are about to get filtered
>Modern AOTC raiding as the benchmark for raids difficulty.
>retoilet 25 man raids
>minmax and meta slavery enforced by SoD/retoilet troons that literally won't invite you to anything if you don't sim highest
Lmao, this server seems to be worse by the minute. At least gurubashi chads will enjoy themselves for few months before the pvp realm inevitably dies.
>>532804332no one is actually excited for them uglifying the game with unreal engine, are they? that has to be a prank
>>532804691If they are callous enough to let 500 people get a massive lead, they will probably look the other way when actual exploits happen
Turtle WoW looking kinda good doe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZxH2qSWu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-5gZJk9SU
>>532804754>unreal engine >when the game has its problems now and people cant proper makemacros
>>532804820your lips. my cock. now.
>>532804332The unreal engine shit looks like garbage.
>>532804816>massive leadRetarded ass nigga
>>532804691chests had hyperspawn
anyone got any good futa draenei videos i wanna cum really bad
>>532804742Any dedicated player will tell you that 40 mans suck because to organize
>kezan """"""players"""""""
AHAHAHAH LMFAO
>>532804562Most of the new quests are just throwing in a few new mobs into the zone and saying go kill them.
There is nothing too crazy about them. I like that MC has a proper attunement now and some of the new hubs are comfy.
>>532804854ok now try that post in English this time
What faction is the /vg/ guild going to be on?
I was thinking of rolling Alliance.
>>532804820dunno, currently practicing magick combos in my attempts to not be a shitter
>>532804898I do, but I'm not telling.
>>532804985I've seen the most support for Alliance Kezan.
>>532804991I love playing Whitemane for dommy anons that know how to put dumb bitches in their place...
>>532804985Gurubashi Horde
>>532804963Seriously? We are getting hyped for a classic server with 2 new talents (from tbc) and a couple new quests every 10 levels?
>>532804985gurubashi alliance probably
>>532804113>What's going on in the coding war room you think?
>>532804754Not defending UE5 I wish they just switched to the native Classic client as the Stormforge folks shown that it can be done at least with TBC. But there will be an option in the UE version to run the game with original graphics, without the ancient client jank. It still won't support modern Classic addons though. Not great but it will probably still run better than the 3.3.5 client Epoch uses.
>>532804820going back to my other secret wow private server until epoch comes back online
no im not telling you which server as i want none of you fucks to ruin that one too
>>532803638i've never heard a good thing about Souls netcode
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>>532805032You have one second
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>>532804847how much did you pay that man?
>>532804925Ok but why balance around Retoilet? That's fucking horrible
>>532803297 (OP)So is the server down? Thought the launch would be quite shitty, but I can't get into the discord to laugh at the fools and the menu is stuck at "Connecting"
>>532805186More than Epoch devs paid for the server
>>532805229they pulled the plug
better luck tomorrow looooooool
>>532804458>wont be able to play this weekendneither will we
>>532804985Alliance if youโre white. Horde if youโre asian or brown
>>532805229>retarded gachafaglet me guess, kezan player
I hope they rollback when they bring it back up.
Because I had a big dinner and slept for 4 hours
>>532804742Oh god the dad gamers are going to get filtered by MC
As much as people say they like hard content and epics being epics, the second the raid isn't a push over they cry foul.
I don't think the first raid should be difficult honestly. It was a problem in Season of Mastery making MC harder but having the same loot which pretty much killed the server. Epoch on top of that has MC nerfed gear to ilvl 66.
>>532805323Redpill me on the Alliance/Horde racial breakdown and why Alliance is the white man's choice
>Get incredibly hyped
>Account registration closed
>Buyed an account for $12 on discord
>Servers not working
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay.
I know there are a lot of shills in this general. But can you explain to me how Epoch is going to miraculously fix not being able to handle 2,000 players, to suddenly make it able to handle 20,000 players?
Is this going to happen, say tomorrow?
Or is the current cope, basically saying:
>WHO CARES IF WE CAN ONLY HAVE 2,000 PLAYERS, HA! TAKE THAT TURTLE!
>>532805229It's joeover for today
>>532803638yes, 2-3 the co-op and pvp covenants are extremely addicting to max out and play.
Has a ton of potential to be a real thing but I don't think they would stick with zero communication it would need at least text chat.
>>532805378>the second the raid isn't a push over they cry foul.flashbacks to SoD sunken temple
>>532805323You probably have brown eyes
>>532804985The general consensus is
Alliance Kezan: Chill dadgamers
Horde Gurubashi: Edgy zoomer frogposters (but they're probably good at the game and have more free time)
>>532804754Nno saaar! It willl be the greatful, it will run faster, have higher resolutional ultra HD textures, and features like the good blooms and raytracing, saaaaaar!
>>532805378Wait they nerfed the MC gear but made it harder? What kind of retards are running this server? Lmao
>>532804862I'll never understand why they're wasting time trying to port a UE version filled with performance issues and antialiasing bugs to a game which is already completely stitched together.
They will never release anything. They know the second this UE client is live, it'll be a joke and will damage their reputation. It's best to just leave it as a work in progress for years until people forget about it and they can say something like "yeah didn't work out sorry guys lol"
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P-POCHIE
I chose not to play today because I reckoned the start would be absolutely unplayable, looks like I was proven right
>>532803638souls pvp is for giga autismos so probably
>>532805423I... I dunno but what else can I do but wait and hope? Turtle is too old and not freshy enough, Bronzebeard has no release date...
>>532805069Good girl! Now back into the pen, will ya? Das not your posting hours yet
>>532805423The hope cope is that they will fix the queue system, which wasn't working on Kezan at all. The plan is to slowly ramp up popcap so the starting zones won't be have 5,000 players each
>>532805416Generally speaking the concept of the Horde itself tends to attract minorities, edgy people and general weirdos because its a faction of alienated monsters while Alliance are your typical good guy albeit boring fantasy races.
>>532805562This is all your fault you know.
>>532805497What about Alliance Gurubashi?
So, now that Ecuck is over, new F R E S H when?
>>532805423They'll tell community to wait patiently as they themselves take the money and run as far as possible.
>>532804085level 6 NE warrior despite the druid fags moonfiring everything. Took about 1 hour. Full bags and about 30 silver
>>532805562i came to your post in the healslut general
>>532805482Blue master race. Eyes of conquerers and men who will change the world.
>>532805497Gurubashi Alliance: normal people
>>532805647Horde will definitely be dominating Gurubashi I wouldnt even bother. Alliance players might pull the whole deus vult shit but they never actually commit to PvP and roll over at the first sign of resistance.
WE GO BACK TO AZEROTICA! DEADMINES CLEAR TODAY!
>>532805123They said they will expand add on support but i think they are nervous about weakauras and shit playing the game for you.
One thing about Upper Kara's difficulty is the add on support sucks ass. Bigwigs carries you a lot but the retards need an extra hand.
>>532805647I'm sorry you were forced to roll alliance, anon, but it was necessary to give the Horde someone to corpse camp.
>>532804724i, myself, am lvl 10
>>532805323But Iโm a hapablood (half German and half Japanese).
>>532805416>>532805323>Mongolian Empire conquered more of the known world >More territory than the Roman Empire>Culture so impactful it made hungary what it isPlay Horde for the glory of Tengri.
How many sleepies before pochie?
I need to wake up in 6 hours, i tried going to sleep but i keep thinking about epoch...
>>532805802Dominating how? There's forced faction balance.
>most people have given up for the day and dont realize the server is actually up right now
kek
>>532805767The money they will get from selling all those gmail accounts
>>532805767all the donations over the years
Also they have a cashshop where you can buy physical merch "delivered once servers are up"
>>532805858>(half German and half Japanese)
>>532805306>>532805440That's fair, big launches are always like that. It's not like I am into a rush. Hope things get smoother eventually
>>532805362Mob-chans are cute.
>>532805497Can I still play with /vg/ friends if I roll Kezan horde?
>>532805858White enough, welcome to the alliance. We hate niggers and ban jews(goblins)from the auction house
I just read on the cord theyre not doing rollbacks and they deny the existence of hyperspawn chests
but people have literally posted pics of them in these threads
which one is it
>>532805767>create perfect scam>execute it flawlessly>remember that you forgot to actually scam peopleFuck!
>>532805895Horde will get to 53/47. Alliance will get discouraged and start quitting even with a slight advantage. The Horde players will refuse to make Alliance characters to bolster the other side and instead quit or make alts on Kezan until the merger.
>>532805560Unfortunately not only is it very real, once they release it and "iron out all the kinks" they will force everyone to switch over to it, as they will make it so that 1.12 client will no longer work with their server. I hate the 1.12 client but I got it working decently well after a lot of mods, addons and patches. Something tells me even the original graphics setting on the UE client isn't going to work as good, or some addons will break and will never receive updates to fix it.
REALLY wish they just went with the Classic Vanilla client route, especially after the Stormforge folks proved that it was possible to get it running with their TBC Classic client. This was such a strange decision.
>>532805647it's the only way we're playing. Why be a nigger no shoe?
>>532805724Is that why your countries is being overran by muslims?
>>532805540The MC gear nerfs are to have more tiers without running into power creep issues but i can see there being backlash when people figure out they spent 3 hours raiding and 100g on consumes for a sword that's slightly better than the one they got in Tol Barad.
i dont get it. so epoch was all just a lie?
Epochtrannies on suicide watch. Troondle wins yet again
>hurr durr we expectes this
>hurr it's only normal for launch
>muh this and muh that excuse
Shut up nigger. Hold this L.
>>532806038>but people have literally posted pics of them in these threadswhere? there was just a guy standing near a chest but no proof that they were hyperspawning
>>532804963>I like that MC has a proper attunement nowExplain
>>532805092I mean I was, but I haven't played classic WoW in 10 years or so and I think that was actually a TBC private server, not classic
>>532805997>kezanPlenty of fat, balding, unwashed 45 year old manchildren to ERP with, yes. Or you could play world of warcraft on gurubashi.
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>>532805540Kaytotes seems to be the type of retard who builds the server that he wants to play and gives 0 shit about anyone else. He probably provides most of the funds and treats the thing as a passion project. Because he's a AOTC/step into mythic raiding dunning-kruger elitist on retoilet he balanced the entire raid scene on Epoch around that difficulty level and disabled 40 man raids because "15 of those players are bad anyway".
This server has an expiry date, most boomers and dads like my old guy will most likely get filtered the moment they step into organized PVE content, by 3 months time you will have nothing but elitists and the leeches that demand ilvl higher than the gear dropped from instance. This server is doomed to fail with that mindset because the devs apparently despise casuals.
>>532805968Nigga, your gmail accounts are already in every single advertiser's database.
>>532805971Ah, t-shirt sales.
>>532805997Kezan is cross faction you can do everything together except for faction specific quests, since their NPCs/guards still attack you.
>>532805923desu they all cheated a little bit by being chiseled out of godstuff or changed into ubermensch by the the well magic
orcs are just weird alien niggers from another planet
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>>532805919HOLY SHIT I'M IN
are servers up ? im in bed watching a kdrama rn
>>532805829I'm actually going to be playing both, if the server eventually works that is. Friends want to play on Alliance but I will create a character to play by myself on Horde. Just wanted to know what you guys are expecting.
>>532806060Because UE is better than the shitty classic client and offers a lot more options for custom content and modding, like actual darkness at night and in dungeons/caves.
I got tired of spamming login over and over and took a shower ate some food and now I see servers are down. What is the latest news?
>>532806181>>532806157I mean just compare the replies.
Kezan: Lets play the game together.
Gurubashi: Grrrr rape sex cum plap coom I love murder rape I love frogposting I am hitlercunnyrapist1488 im so redpilled poggers
>>532806172>normal casual>4 raid nights a weekIs this nigga real?
>>532806172>Kaytotes seems to be the type of retard who builds the server that he wants to play and gives 0 shit about anyone else.That's the kind of dev you want leading a private server. If you don't like the vision then there are a billion other private servers. Why everyone thinks all these private servers need to bend to every whim of every retarded WoW player is so silly to me. It's exactly why retail turned to shit.
I'M IN ON THE BEST CLASSIC + PVT SERVER EVER!
>turtle
>>532805919>>532806212You baited me you niggers
>>532806228Stupid biofem
>>532805858Youโre brown.
>>532806298Sorry did I touch a nerve
>>532806329>PVTturtlewow has player vs tranny now?
>>532806254I know you are jesting but I really did a double take when I learned the server was hosted on the UK. Not the most reliable country for technically illegal activity.
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>>532806194>>532805767>more than 100 people fell for itkakerooo
>>532806175>he doesn't have burner emails
Anyone else who is also lvl5 want to join my guild?
Requirements: lvl5+
If you're some lower level amateur, don't bother. You're not good enough for us.
will epoch ever recover from this?
>>53280617212 hours of raid a week???
3 hours a night???
>>532806358Im sitting here completely stone faced. I am a stoik. A rational and calculated actor.
>>532806148come on man, there was a lvl 1 guy looting a chest in EASTERN PLAGUELANDS
you think that shit is normal?
like even if he only gets ~5g per chest, they respawn quick enough to make such an early gold advantage
and thats just the exploiters
"starting" the game at lvl 10, with all your professions at 75, with an inventory full of mats, means if you wanted to nolife it YOURE FUCKED
>b-buh im a dad gamer i dont care about progressbut people do, and now the people that do, that wanted to be ahead of the curve, are fucked and will never, NEVER catch up
>>532806412Turtle is hosted in literally the same datacenter as this in the UK and has been up for like a decade
So..where are the fun moon coomers? I miss Elaynna..
Eh, fuck this
>Installs Ascension
>turtle trannies will migrate back to turtle
Thats the hope anyways
>go on a run
>nothings changed
deep down i knew..
>>532806185All the horde races are ugly, no shoes, mudhut, evil retards.
>>532806415All of those emails are also in every advertiser's database. Google is the fucking advertiser you retard.
>>532806516Its fine then.
>>532806494Anon that was another server you retard
>Indian shills are actually trying to get people to believe WoW in Unreal will be kino
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>>532806430Remember, that's "casual" for him.
God I'm glad I didn't choose Kezan. I'll probably avoid PVE all together. Not interested in wiping on some overtuned content with retards for a month or not being able to play with my friends who are worse/less sweaty at the game than me because the admin only cares about his personal opinion lmao.
>>532806494well do you have any proof?
>>532806494>you think that shit is normal?why not? its not an exploit as you could do that shit in retail wow if you wanted to stunt your leveling growth just for some quick cash early on. it's a viable tradeoff. anyone who wants homogenized gameplay is a fucking retard, it's cool to have options
>>532806494Good let them seethe. Less people to play on this server
>>532806525ascension is cool on paper but its so boring and dead while leveling
>>532806585>he uses google
>>532805980To the devs - THANK YOU. The vast silent majority see you, see your hard work, see the stress as you work tirelessly to meet unhealthy expectations from a vocal minority of the player base. Unprecedented hype led to unprecedented server headaches. Be PROUD of the hype you created, be PROUD of the fact so many people want to play your passion project. The silent majority waits in eager anticipation to play your version of this iconic game. We'll still be here when the issues are resolved, and we'll see you in-game!!!!
>>532806554The more things change the less they stay the same
>>532805923>fallen kingdom>fallen magocracy>gnome refugees>thriving and rapidly expanding Nation
>>532806516Turtle kowtows to Blackrock and have residency defense in UK soil so they have leverage there.
Meanwhile epox is run by literal chuds from g*rmany
>>532806608SAAAAAAAAAAR, TRUST THE PLAN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60
>>532806153Molten Core attunement has a quest chain now. Similar to Onyxia.
>>532806290Epoch will probably be fine on 3.3.5 if they just want to focus on raids but Turtle guys fucking love new questing zones and they are a nightmare to make on the official clients.
Plus they probably want to add new dances and emotes to sell on the shop, shenna needs a new mansion paypiggies.
>>532806580And they still manage to win over Alliance in every server since Classic launched. Just play Turtle for the best Alliance experience.
do i play turtle or wop until the game is up?
>>532806591YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING
>welcome to epoch>gurubashi pvp>chat talking about lag and other launch issuesWHAT, ARE YOU GONNA SAY ITS ALL A COINCIDENCE?
OR DID ANON SPEND 40 HOURS SETTING A PERSONAL SERVER WITH FAKE CHATS IN ADVANCE?
STOP DENYING REALITY
AND AGAIN YOU IGNORE THE REAL ISSUE, THE PEOPLE STARTING THE GAME WITH PROFESSIONS AND FULL BAGS
>>532806714I dunno what this means but im not a conspiracy theorist so its probably nothing, im just gonna play the server when its up
>>532806298>Grrrr rape sex cum plap coom I love murder rape I love frogposting I am hitlercunnyrapist1488 im so redpilled poggersi say that
>>532806494>just believe my random bullshithow about some proof?
The economy on this server is going to be so fucked lmao, you guys have no idea about the real exploits. Need the servers to come back up as this was what I was able to get done in just 25 minutes between all the lag and disconnects.
>>532806802Do you know how easy it is to turn on a person 3.3.5 server and edit the welcome log?
>>532806616>God I'm glad I didn't choose Kezan. I'll probably avoid PVE all together.I'm interested in raiding and I choose Gurubashi because the only players worth their salt are playing there, including the best PvErs.
I've been so fixated on enjoying pochie on the weekend I can't do anything else
more like POOchie
>>532806420shitposting aside it will kill SOD players interest if they don't fix it fast enough which is a good thing, fuck em. who kept advertising to these normies?
Epoch was better when it was going to be a comfy server for turtle refugees who hated the bursty pvp and wanted something more like TBC/Wotlk gameplay in Classic.
>>532806172I'm a wow olfag, what's wrong with 3 hours of raiding a night?
I'd do that every night if possible.
Low attention span retarts, just put on some subway surfers and get carried.
>25 man raids
>HC retail balance which means the server will be shit full of meta slavery and minmaxing like it is on retail and classic blizzard servers
>arenas necessary to efficiently get conquest cap and BiS PVP gear
It's not even remotely classic+. It's a gay retail reimagination of what classic should be. This shit won't last 3 months, screencap this.
So just making sure, everything is down down, right? Can't even get to the character select screen
Was wondering if I set up my shit right
>>532806865>15g90s per hourthe economy is le finished...
>just remembered I have to Ony chain again
Iโm tempted to just skip it this time and hope guilds will still take me. What a shit quest line
>>532806865you are trying too hard, turtlefren
just go to sleep
Should I just give up on this shit and go play pandas? Is MoP any good like WoTLK?
Why would these retarded fucking Devs let 65,000 people register accounts and create 150,000 characters if their server can only hand about 1000.
They should have ended registration at 10,000 after Beta 2.5 and let the OGs play.
>>532807048>25 man raidsMostly because that's their server cap.
>>532806865>muh economybruh I just want to gank horde apes in hillsbrad
Gummy's servers never had this problem, what gives?
>>532806865You know they can just scan people's logs and see people who have more than like 10s are cheating and ban them right?
>People already turning on Epoch
What the fuck happened?
>>532806807>I dunno what this meansIt means trannywow has legal representation in UK while Epoch doesn't.
How much will it matter? Mostly untested, but Nostalrius didn't have leither.legal representation either.
>>532807154Do you think they have dozens of GMs actively sitting around scanning logs, drops and locations? Nobody does that.
>>532807154Since when is selling vendor trash cheating? There's no way for me to know what is bugged versus what is intentional in a server claiming to have so much custom content. It should just be another piece of new custom content that they put in ;)
>>532807190Nothing.... happened!!
>>532806580i love undead cast animations but i don't want to play horde
>>532807264It was much less cool than this.
>>532807152that's because Cummy had 100 people at launch on his latest retarded iteration
>>532806865if the economy is going to be fucked you might as well tell us what you did to vendor 6g in trash in 2 hours under level 8
>>532806779So you don't just lick the rock in BRD anymore?
>>532807247>hmm the server been up for less than a day and this guy has like 10g that's weird
>>532807353>Tell me your secret farms so I can do them too
Anyone wanna goon in Uldah while we wait for this pile of shit to open back up again?
>>532807137I think they got a bit excited about bragging rights and $$$ signs (they will open a cosmetic shop 100%)
Kaytotes is new to this and has an ego, im not surprised.
>>532807398How would a GM know that? Do you think some siren goes off on their system when someone reaches 10g? Or that GMs are checking thousands of account's gold amount manually?
>>532806616Is this nigger insane lol? A combined 6 hours a week, 3 hours on 2 separate days of hard progression aka wipining possibly on the same boss during both days, kills le semi-hc guilds left and right because weakest links in 25 man groups easily give up. Wholesome chungus dad guilds would say approaching 8 hours or more is a true hardcore group.
cya monday when all sod normie wagies are gone :^)
>>532806865>screenshot of goldwow much proof
>>532803297 (OP)this is what you get for not letting whitemane catfish me
I am going to re-watch some alexsensual content, yep those were the days...
>>532807353nta but I can answer that.
>spawn as corpse>run towards UC>but instead keep running >end up in plague lands>corpse run to nearest chest spawn>it's already being camped>try another one until you find one that's not contested or only has few dudes on it>????>profits
all they had to do was make kezan PvP
>>532807048meta slavery with 100 different unique raid buffs/debuffs and only 25 slots
seems like cancer to me, you basically need 20 dedicated slots just to cover it all and in the end it pretty much means there is only one raid composition that is viable.
IF they are actually tuning for comp min max anyway
>>532807123MoP was just as good as WotLK if not better.
>>532807493They have web based GM clients, would not be surprising if they can just set current characters by gold
>>532807537If it was that shrimple, that would be a strategy people do in every fresh. But its not.
When's the propa release then?
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I can already see 90% of guilds disbanding within 2 months because PvE content is too difficult. Somehow I can't see the 1button rotation keyboard turners and dad gamers clearing MC if 4th boss is WoD tier raiding difficulty approaching heroic. This server will be insufferable for PVE players, I think only way they could make this shit worse is by adding m+.
Adding a second realm was the death knell.
>>532807639I've never raided MC, can I get a QRD?
>>532807632mid to late september.
>>532807617This server was bugged and chests were hyper respawning every few seconds.
>>532807617most fresh server aren't run by retards that include chests in the hypers pawns thoughbert.
>>532807493the information is revealed to them in a dream
>>532807190it completely demolishes any and all hope I had for the server if they cant even get a fucking launch right
at the very least, admit you have issues in the first 15mins, and close down the server
but letting some people play for 6 hours and telling other people to get fucked is just bad man
in these type of games you cant reward the lucky minority too much because its too transparent
>>532807617Unless something was changed here, being that it is a server with many changes, to allow that to happen. After witnessing this launch, an oversight from the devs doesn't seem all that surprising.
>>532807639Who the fuck is Tectus?
>>532807639Well you've got 6 months to get MC down
>>532807639sorry bro im not carrying you though
>>532807537Nah it's even easier than that. I just took a screenshot from one of my 60's on another private server after vendoring some junk after my AQ20 run last night. I just think it's funny how riled up people are about this server when it's so fresh so they're willing to freak out about literally anything.
>>532807694Don't stand in fire, press 1 button, 2 tops
I really miss the days of Ascension where anyone in high risk could just decide to randomly gank and fucking rape and murder you. It added some tension that the new HR is really missing and that's why it's dead.
>>532807048It will be interesting to see how the balance turns out. I can see a lot of people being pissed off if ret, spriest, feral etc isn't that viable but maybe not server killing yet. Or MC is just too hard for the dads kek.
People should keep their hype in check.
>>532807632tba, but expect december at latest
>>532807617BUT MOST SERVERS DONT HAVE HYPERSPAWN CHESTS WITH 1/10 THE INTENDED POPULATION YOU RETARD
EVEN FUCKING BLIZZ DISABLED ALL HIGHER LVL CHESTS THAN WHAT SHOULD BE NORMAL FOR THEIR RELEASES
HOW CAN THEY BE THIS INCOMPETENT
>>532807639Heroic is too much for classic but keeping it between normal and heroic seems like a good sweetspot, what's the problem?
>>532807704>>532807708Theres nothing in EPL chests worth 6g in vendor returns even if you filled a whole starter bag with greens. Checkers.
I play vanilla because I want to press one button while chilling in a raid and watching stuff on my other monitor.
If I wanted to be sweaty, I would play retail.
This nigger dev seems absolutely clueless about the spirit of vanilla wow.
>>532807639For me difficulty isn't a problem, but the boring TBC class design doing "le hard" content sounds awful.
>>532807868Yeah SoD found people were doing this and banned them.
>>532807916i don't like classic tranny clique groups that funnel eachother gear so no i'll stay here
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From their Discord, it really happened.
>>532807916Fuck off panda boy
>>>/trash/76694956
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>>>/trash/76694956
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>>532807891he's a #NOCHANGES tard
>>532808017>MS : 0Somehow I'm quite doubtful of the validity of this screenshot based off someone who was playing on Project Epoch today.
so do these cucks have an ETA or is it actually unironically over?
>>532808017lmao explain the logs showing people in your party doing 13k dps at level 2 anon
>>532808040met my discy gf there
>>532808017OH NO NO NO NO
If Turtle wanted to kill Epoch, theyโd release a fresh seasonal server that resets every six months.
Going sleepy, server better be up and running by the time I wake up or else..
>>532808193They will save a fresh pve server for UE5.
>>532808116officially no but assencion guy they pulled over to help says it's going to take few moths to fix crossplay fucking over their client
>>532808280So never then, thanks Rajneesh.
>>532808291No crossplay BG's with Kezan and Guru is a fuck up.
3.3.5 should support this easily, it's even in 1.12.
>>532808114I believe it and that the servers were so shit they stopped reporting latency. There's a system message in the chat that states it's on the Gurubashi server. This was from several hours ago, I doubt that some random discord user would photoshop it but not add a number to the MS counter to make it seem more legit, and post it to General chat which was moving a mile a minute at the time.
>>532808291>few mothswhat's that in American days?
Classic chads win once again, pserverfags malding and coping as usual, enjoy troontle
>>532808116if its not up by tommorrow morning then its over
>>532807789boss nobody remembers from WoD that split into fragments each time you "killed" it
>>532808291what a disaster, crossplay is dumb anyhow and only pvetrannies care about that
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>>53280843090 to 120 amerifat days.
>>532808498I goon to emiru every day bros its unreal
ngl, was scared my laptop was gonna shit itself over the WoTLK client
it was SMOOTH
>>532808494me in the middle
>>532808193Turtle did nothing and it was enough to kill Epoch
>>532808427and this?
>>53280814013k dps seems kind of high for a level 2 rogue, i know scaling is different on this server but that seems a little high!
>>532808427There were also a lot of people posting screenshots of other chests in the starting zones mentioned they were being camped because they were hyperspawning. That would apply to all chests in the server, so it really isn't a stretch to believe that someone would walk over to WPL/EPL to check, find that it was doing that there too, and post about it.
So what's the current status? Is the server down completely or are they letting in 2k or 3.5k or whatever players right now?
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>>532808579>I goon to emiru every day bros its unrealliteral 5/10, even by asian standards
gonna farm some lashers on trannywow, fuck this wait
bye /v/irgins
>>532806172>3h raid night>3 THREE daysIf your guild can't clear AoTC in 2h-3h your guild is actual shit elementals bruh.
If your guild can't clear aotc week 1 in 2 days at most you aren't ever going to make it.
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could have used similar methods. Furthermore, consuming the modified DNA or a body part could transmit power, as we can hypothesize happens with
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>>532808291>it was crossfaction niggery I FUCKING KNEW IT
THE SECOND THEY SAID THEIR PVE SERVER WAS HAVING PROBLEMS THE PVP WASN'T I FUCKIGN KNEW
>>532808707I only like her with makeup on silly
>>532808707Is she filipina? There is something really uncanny about her.
raids should be loot pinatas with limited mechs so supply gear for pvp
>>532808703shut down both servers while devs get WAR READY
Turtle devs are literally laughing at us on their discord right now....
Epoch bros, our response?
>>532807639The only good thing about this server is that no one really knows the meta atm, which gives you a chance to be invited.
Once the meta is solved this shit will be even more toxic and unfun than classic wow past 2019 and SoD. Imagine the parselord/minmax mentality from late stage classic but mandatory because content is actually hard enough that you need every edge you can get including metaslavery and minmaxing.
Once the meta is figured out you will have retail m+ level of hard time getting into raid as an undesirable spec.
>>532808871chinese/german
>>532808871she is some weird mutt mutation of a mexican
Turtle lost.
Epoch lost.
Ascension lost.
MoP won, by a lot.
>>532808679>>532808140Easy, this player copied his WTF folder from the other WoTLK server he was playing on with a character of the same name, that way his addon settings are carried over. But this has a side effect of carrying over player data from that server, like logged information from Details.
>>532808803>Anon falling for random things said by 4channersThey did multiple stress tests on the cross faction server into the thousands
>>532808939Normally yes but now you'd be taking 60% more damage if you don't use sanctioned PvP gear
This is the first failed launch in the private server community (outside of gummy).
>>532808679Why are you posting if youve literally never played the game
Are you a shitjeet being paid by epoch?
Takes half a brain cell to see the >DAMAGE DONE
Not dps
13k if he had it active from lvl 1 and hes been in a group its not only feasible its normal
>>532809043NTA but why does it matter? No rules are broken by walking to a high level zone to try and open boxes.
>>532809114The total damage done is the value in parenthesis, anon. You'd know this if you ever used a damage meter
>>532809135Its a problem if chests were bugged during the first few hours of launch and instantly respawning. That would give some players a huge financial lead.
He's on stream laughing at all of us......
Did anyone spot a beekeeper by any chance?
His name was taken when I tried to claim it.
>>532808017Big if true but it seems fake. Where in the discord is it?
I made it in bros I'm questing right now
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so where is this mythical hyperspawning chest?
he didn't even loot anything
>>532808291>assencion guy they pulled over Whomst?
>crossplayAh, you're just making up things. Crossplay isn't even a feature on the roadmap, much less something being worked on.
>>532808703Probably down for a day and will have stricter server caps.
>>532809094i dont have friends and im bad at pvp can i get pvp gear from bgs/open world or its only arena like retail ?
>>532804085>please report in with your progress you were able to accomplish todayGot 2 levels and looked all over the place for the challenge NPCs
Found the explorer at the village but not the hardcore one
Server shut down when i was exploring ironforge
I checked AH out of curiousity and there was only one auction of healing herb for 1 silver
>>532809135Of course not but the chests were respawning so quickly that it had to be a bug. Players taking advantage of this bug are not at fault, but this is definitely not good for economy if they don't fix this immediately and players continue to do this.
>>532809307The picture was taken as soon as he started looting
>>532809257mirin those shoulders, big bro
>>532809135>smugly chuckles >mm well no rules are broken by me starting the server with +100g from chests>haha, better luck next timeMe breaking into your house and skinning you alive also doesnt break any server rules, would you be happy if we did it
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Hey, Epoch trooncord tranny jannies that are reading this. Tell Gaytotes I said he's a lame nigger bitch.
the chest schizo is very funny
>>532808871Emiru is an exotic mixture, no doubt a product of polycultural capital's decadence. her racial integrity has been compromised by the contagion of foreign genes
The asian race has always been pure and strong, uncorrupted by the whim of cross-breeding or miscegenation
It's a pity her beauty will fade as she ages, revealing the true racial inferiority beneath. But for now, she is a novelty - a rare gem amidst the sea of degeneracy that is modern society
She is a product of the culinary experiments of post-colonial disorder, a symptom of your race's decline into genetic confusion.
So spare me your pathetic attempts to analyze emiru's racial composition. you are unqualified to speak on such matters, degenerate that you are
@grok when will the server come back?
>>532808423>>532808291>>532809327Trinitycore/Azerothcore doesn't support cross-realm. Maybe one day it will work: https://github.com/walkline/ToCloud9
Hint: this would be insane for loadbalancing/stability as well.
>>532804085I got to level 2 on my orc warrior, activated explorer mode, and ran around and grabbed a few flight paths (org, crossroads, camp taurajo, TB) since it was impossible to play the game normally
>>532809262Just search "chests" and you'll see it.
>>532809342The 1vs1 arena is going to be the main source, but you can get the poverty set with honor.
>>532809575That doesnt sound like its respawning like crazy, just that it respawned when the servers turned off/on.
>>532808939??? but pvpers excel at mechanics
>>>/v/716520497
so game is kill?
>>532809575>need another crashso it wasnt hyperspawning chests, it was just restarts
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>just came home
What's the situation, anon?
>>532809690fuck off discord tranny defense force thats a hyperspawn you are just coping
>>532809581so whats best 1v1 class on epoch ? will hunter be good ?
>>532809584This fag is probably one of the turtieposters.
>>532809789pserver so druids and pallys as always.
>>532809759It's over, leave your home immediately
>>532809709Crossplay โ Cross Faction
>>532808017>modern bug report window>Details! version 8.3.0.7269, a RETAIL versionAre you guys stupid? Dumb? Brain dead?
He literally just shopped Epoch world chat into retail.
>>532809789BM hunter is king.
>>532809759Its over already.
>>532809032>MoP wondoesnt mop have like 25k players? pretty fucking low for an official release
>>532809690Apparently they were hyperspawning in the starter zones, probably a bug due to the large number of players around. Multiple people stated as such in the Discord, I see no reason why they have to lie about that.
Whether this chest in particular was hyperspawning I don't know, but if you were able to log in after every DC (which you should be, the game remembers your spot for a little while so you can skip the queue), the chest would respawn every time and you'd be right there to loot it.
>>532809880Semantics. Obviously nobody was talking about playing on other consoles, thats not a thing with WoW.
WONNNERS
>mopCHADS
>aqKINGS
LOSTED
>turtleKEKS
>'pochCHUDS
>ascensionCELS
>>532809957>Apparentlypeople were also saying in world chat that you could fix the lag by pressing alt and f4
you are all so full of shit lmao
>>532809885Don't even need to look that far
>MS: 0
>>532809789>will hunter be good ?not enough self heal to survive battle of attrition. Same as rogues and mages. You need something that can heal chip damage and cause some in return. Druids are looking very strong for this.
>>532809737Which is still pretty crazy because there's like 2-5g value in each
>>532809880I don't get why you even bother, this esl nigger is fucking retarded.
>>532809759The devs aren't competent enough to handle the server load and only thought 2000 people were going to play, they were chain DCing all day and taken offline
>>532810081A login screen
>>532810039Good morning, sir
By the time I level up to 60, get mounts, professions and dual spec, Bronzebeard will be out. They said this year. Why would I play no fun joyless tranny janny Epochturd when I csn just stick to Troondle and then jump ship to an actual good server and not the joke that Epoop is?
>>532810039Crossplay isn't a problem, it literally worked since beta 1, what the fuck are you even yapping about.
>>532809581Bullshit, 2v2 will definitely be faster
Umm... did MoP just fucking win???
>>532808579you should kill yourself for her, you could be famous forever and she would even acknowledge you
fucking vtuber weirdo
You can't make this shit up
>>532809759troons flicking their little chastity cages in excitement over epoch's servers being overloaded due to immense popularity
>>532810056Got proof that it DIDN'T happen?
Oh wait.
i want to watch 2 cocks cum into the same onahole
>>532810160Retard you lost
I was promised video games. Where is video gaems?
Is this the worst server launch since PlayTBC
maybe the real project was the friends we made along the way
>>532810359MoP is laughably bad. I tried it once and uninstalled as soon as I saw the RFC redesign. Like........lol
>everything is fine with the server
>n-no all those people were lying... its photoshop... i mean who cares if they looted some chests
>what does it matter to you if they made a few hundred gold? T-they just tried harder thats it
>EVERYTHING IS FINE WITH THE SERVER
all these fake positive, cant accept 1 fucking negative thing ever, in denial of reality fucks
You see them in every single media nowadays
How mind broken do you have to be to constantly run 24/7 defense force mental gymnastics for literally anything you consume
>>532810560Fuck off we're full
Do I unironically install Ascension at this point? Maybe just to check things out
>>532810661I simply dont believe you, sorry. And someone cheating wont affect me.
>>532810661>a few hundred goldwith an 8 slot bag
LMAO
You can tell Turtle is totally the better server because all the shills for it are here to shitpost about the immense success of Epoch about the most minute and inane issues instead of actually playing their server kek
>>532810654Imagine her fat, leaky dick flopping in front of your face while she did that
>>532810719ascension hasn't been good since like 3 months after it's original launch
>>532810719Not yet, wait until they are forced to make GoA free.
>>532810359sure did sister
>>532810826>ascension hasn't been goodyea.
>>532810627none of these newfags know the sort of KINO you're talking about
that's it i'm playing tauri legion
If you pull up the epoch github, they are pushing through a bunch of updates atm. You can see they are trying to figure shit out, but this is the type of thing you should've done two weeks in advance.
>>532810826I just need this itch scratched...
>>532810719idk man ascension is like this, you either play seasons which takes forever to git gud, or you play non season where you have too many shitty classes and only like 1 class thats actually any good, or you pay $40 to get on there new content which idk anything about besides that its vanilla+.
>>532810958needed more people to turn out for the stress test I guess
>pvp section of epoch disc is just ESL rogue players
yeah i'm thinking kezan chads won
>>532810719Ascension is fun but it aint classic+ unless you buy the Bronzebeard server access.
The free servers feels more like a arcade version of wow where making your build is the only hard part
>>532810560>just be nice in a world of abuseyeah nah you can fuck off with that
>>532810654>as soon as I saw the RFC redesignBut that's Cata.
>>532810627>he didn't pay $10 to skip que on PlayBBC Noon GMT+1
>>532810958I am willing to cut them some slack, since the number of people who want to login to play far outgrew anything that they could have ever imagined
>>532809575If it was hyperspawning that should be addressed and you have a point. I'm a casual and don't know if you're pulling our leg or not but from what I see on classic wowhead there's no "solid chest" there only "mithril chest" and other kinds of chests. I looked into his posts and it does look real to me but I'm surprised he doesn't have gold bars or whatever those chests are supposed to drop.
>>532810661Nigger, explain how the fuck can someone use a retail addon on a 3.3.5 client?
Please go back to your tranny containment server, you're not welcome here.
>>532809575>openly bragging about doing an exploit on a public discordis this guy an idiot or what
>>532811247HOLY SHIT BAN THIS FUCKING EXPLOITER
HE HAS A BANANAS
>>532811084Speaking on that, what classes are the hard counter for rogues? I know warrior is the weakest against a good one
I BLAME THE /V/ TRANNIES HORDES OF SHITSKINS OVER SATURATING THE SERVERS AND RUINING THE FUN FOR ALL OF US WOW CHADS
>>532811247what a fucking haul, thats around 2000 gold right there
>>532811339lol what is hans gonna do? Call the UK poopoos? lmao
>>532811298Which addon are you talking about? ElvUI, Details and WA have 3.3.5 versions, I also played with those today.
>>532811363Those aren't ordinary bananas, those are plantains.
>>532811193No it isn't, zoomer.
>>532811462dear fucking god...
>>532811247>>532811419>>532811363I mean if you were running instant respawn level 50 greens back to a vendor for 3 hours thats a hell of a lot of money
I came back after 5 hours and I still can't log in what the fuck is this shit?
>>532811650It'll be down at least for the rest of the night but probably longer
>>532811469It literally is, retardo.
where can i buy an account?
>>532811378Druids and warlocks are hard counters
huntards and pallys work but only if rogue doesn't flee
>>532811584People are exaggerating the 'hyper spawn'. Chests were not literally respawning every second even in starting zones.
>>532811584good thing the chest wasn't respawning every 3 seconds
>>532811650It's down for the next 24-72 hours, the devs don't know what they're doing
>>532811740Imagine the outcry if he had gotten a blue!
>>532811732With how laggy everything was it was probably just people either not even being able to loot shit in the first place or saying it's hyperspawning with the fact that since the launch of the server they restarted it around 8 times
>>532811728you can't anymore.
wait for next fresh
>>532811084PvP realm players are always retarded 3rd world trash, they just want to grief other people and waste their time because that's the only joy they can get in their sad, aimless lives.
>>532811712>>532811772NGMI it's probably gonna be still dead when I wake up tomorrow
>>532806616I honestly think they should just have a "Normal" and "Hard" mode for raids. Make the "Normal" mode raids challenging but not ridiculous like he seems to want, so all types of players have the opportunity to finish them. Then make the "Hard" mode the extra sweat mode with extra and exclusive rewards and bragging rights. I feel like that keeps the casual base around but it also gives the hardcore crowd the ability to do their thing
it's time to admit classic+ has failed
we need trve fresh und fashy 'nilla
>>532811961When you wake up tomorrow you will have missed the next 1-2 attempts at a launch and everyone will be level 2!
solution is the survival of the fittest, just randomly delete accounts until the 2k or so are left
let Fortuna decide
They should sell the server to Ascension ASAP.
>>532811363Honestly, they should ban him. That guy is not here to play and enjoy the game, but to exploit and abuse. If the devs let this one slide, it's only a matter of time before worse aggravations start to show up because "they allowed that one time!!". If the first thing you do when you start playing on a fresh server is to immediately rush to abuse some old exploit, you are clearly up to no good
>>532810497>she wasnt in the epoch discord from day 1ngmi
>>532811993>100k people show up for Classic+, overload the server queues and kill it>this is a clear fash and fresh victory for #nochangesDon't you have bug carapaces to farm for your guild leader's transgf?
>>532811984They should have something easier than normal too! Maybe name it...I don't know...Looking for Raid tier or something! And make it easier than normal and when people enter the instance you just get a piece of gear dropped into your inventory every 30 minutes you're in the dungeon. Don't force anyone to fight anything if they don't want to but they should still be allowed to compete with other players and have fun armor drops like tier gear and thunderfury too
Remember when people were schizo posting about this being a secret White Kidney project, these niggas can't even handle 2000 players lmao
>>532812191They should get him on speakerphone in the war room so they can actually get something done
>>532812126nta but I made my account for epoch weeks ago and then assumed I didn't need to be in the discord. Why do they have to do this and not just set a week long embargo on sending messages after joining?
I feel like pvp might be more cancer on Kezniz. Gurubooba will attract the brown ESLs of course, but Kezoozle might attract the more cancerous ones. You'll have way less people with warmode on Kezinger, so it should be easier for a pussy bitch to gank you, whereas on Gurubingbong everyone will be PvP tagged so they'll have to choose their battles. I'm under the impression that the type of shitskin that twinks on Torta as early as even lvl because they can't win anywhere else will play on Kezanny.
>>532811084Rogue won't even be that good anyway. Everyone will run Orc stun resist racial and hybrids got buffs. Feral can barkskin, overgrowth and cyclone with 35% stun resist to fuck the rogues GO.
>>532812065at what point do we realise the whole purpose of epoch was to reignite our passion to ERP goon with other severly deranged perverts?
>>532812135How big was SoD when it launched? Was it over 100k?
>>532811732If it was hyperspawning his inventory should have a lot more than what we see in the screenshot I suppose.
>>532812176No they shouldn't make things that easy. There's definitely a balance. For normal mode you don't want raids to be easy but you don't want to overtune them and make them cancer like retoilet. TBC raid level I'd say for "Normal" mode
Most fun epoch class for raping niggas?
>>532812292the whole point of war mode is red=dead
i got this message and messaged technical support now what?
>>532812302The only reason why I wanted to play on Epoch was to find a dommy tranny to plap me
>>532812191you can say whatever you want about WK but he's not this technically incompetent.
>>532812103>You responsible for organizing a big party event>While you are busy greeting guests at the door, someone sneak into the kitchen (where you forgot to lock the door), and start eating the sweetsNigger tier behaviour
>>532812401Currently, the Uninstall Wizard
>>532811460Pic related
>https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/details/files/2879334Retail addon from BFA. Not compatible with 3.3.5 or similar pservers.
>>532812297Doesn't matter, with random mobs doing more damage, the rogue is going to be able to stun you enough to force you to be hit by the dodgable attacks.
>>532812416Well not entirely.
>>532812302you need to stop, this is not xivg
>>532812463>Opening a box in a high level area is forbidden because...it just is okay???
>>532812468Nerd ass nigga shut your bitch ass up. It's fucking real.
>>532812468turtle trannies really are rats
Going to edge until I'm able to login again
>>532812468Not him but Details has a 3.3.5 backport that works for Wrath clients, it's been up for years because I used it on one of the Warmane relaunches forever ago
>>532812468https://github.com/Bunny67/Details-WotLK
>DetailsRetail.8.3.0.7269.140>_detalhes.build_counter = 7269>_detalhes.alpha_build_counter = 7269 --if this is higher than the regular counter, use it instead>_detalhes.game_version = "v8.3.0">_detalhes.userversion = "v8.3.0." .. _detalhes.build_counter>_detalhes.realversion = 140 --core version, this is used to check API version for scripts and plugins (see alias below)>_detalhes.APIVersion = _detalhes.realversion --core version>_detalhes.version = _detalhes.userversion .. " (core " .. _detalhes.realversion .. ")" --simple stirng to show to players
imagine hyping a launch this much and then nuke the server and to top it off cap lvl to 10, fucking gold
>>532812272there's an unofficial discord don't have the link maybe someone can post it
>>532812718>after 72 hour edging session, anon dies from heart attack>server is still down
>>532812135>soddead
>epochdead
>anniversaryalive
volumes
>>532812940Don't look gogu...
>>532812602>DEY WERE GON SERVE THEM SWEETS LATER ANYWAY I DINDU NUFFINFound the noshoes
uh bros ive been around a lot of rugpulls and this seems like a prime example of one
>>532812718to AI Alex slop I hope?????????
>>532812786>>532809885Epoch must've imported that, being a custom server and all. I found a comment in the Discord from 2022 that shows it was in game even back then.
>>532813029Good thing I didn't, I would never, give them money
Epoch is fucking finished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb42dm0G3k
>>532813029>ive been around a lot of rugpullsfuck off gummy
>>532813085I genned a bunch of trap drainei with little penises getting anally toyed with
>UninstallWizard.exe
>Project Epoop has been successfully uninstalled from your computer
>open TurtleWow.exe
you guys hit 6 and were in an inn before it went down... right?
>>532812990Man, anni is tbc waiting room, even mop is more alive.
I'm glad Epochtrannies got embarrassed and lost, but now that I managed to log in and do my settings real quick, I don't ever want to log Troondle's oldass client ever again. Doesn't even have basic as fuck shit like self cast. Now 3.3.5 is dogshit top, and I don't undersrand why they didn't just invest time in implementing the classsic client, but still.
Now I'm wondering if Turdle's UE update will save the game or be literal garbage.
>>532812368SoD had a dozen or so realms split between RU, EU, AU and NA
>>532813152This the new classic+?
I just need to release some tension, I'm sorry Epochads...
>>532813173>little penisesabsolutely disgusting
>>532813337that's based doe
>>532813152now this is real retail-
>>532813152one more fresh...
>>532812996>go to a faraway land full of dangers>collect the rightfully earned resources>"ooga booga we wuz oppressed and sheeit, we wuz kanz u got noshoes"
>>532813152The permanent +20% movement speed looks so dogshit
>>532813235TBC Anni is the waiting room for when we get China Classic+ servers
>>532813337yesterday I already genned a bunch of futa ones with gigantic horse dicks so I wanted a change of pace
>>532813152I love how Ascension is doing something different but vanilla purist wont like it and stick to Turtle or Epoch
>>532809885Also see
>>532812761 the WotLK backport was backported from that retail version. As for the DPS, like I said he copied over his character's addon saved variables to his new character's folder in Epoch.
Which retard decided I need a phone number to post on the discord?
>>532813029Oh yeah by the way I was meaning to post that even if this bitchass server somehow becomes the best private server with time I'm never giving them any money ever. If I'll even play I'll be fully f2p. And I've literally given money to goymane in the past.
>>532813320Don't do it anon, they're making fun of Epoch in the chat channels because people are trying to shill it, it will demoralize you.
>>532813505What useful message are you going to post on the discord you white nigger, "Uhh duhh I can't connect pls fix!!!" ?
>>532813439yum
should of keep it thematic and stick to gooning to classic races thoe
>server status: down
>goon session: completed
Time for bed it looks like. Good night bros.
>>5328132583.3.5 isn't as great as people hyped it up. Still needs like 10 add ons but just runs smoother than 1.12.
>>532813505Xi Jinping. That's -100 credit score BTW.
>>532813636True, I'm going to make some more nelfs. What outfits should I put them in?
>>532813641Anyone that has played goymane or any other server then played blizzturd's wrath classic knows this.
>>532813724priestslop tyrandeslop is peak
>>532813152>RPG itemsthis name is so painfully retarded, it makes me want to forget about the whole server
>>532813639Goon night, anonnie
>>532813742Paco trying to trick people roll on pvp so he can camp Redridge all day is always so funny
>>532813152always wanted to try ascension, but the community seemed too tryhard for my tastes.
>>532813832they love their buzzwords and slogans.
Playing Turtle with my Turtle friends while you retards wait the entire day to even login on Epoch
I'm going to clear Kara40 and have tons of fun
Keep being miserable chasing the "FRESH"
>>532814009turtle sucks ass tho
Are all these messages on discord thanking the devs for their hard work shit posts or what?
>>532803923The best solution to the lotus problem is buff cap and wbuffs. When only the tanks and a handful of filthy w*zards need flasks, availability isn't really an issue.
>>532813724night elf priest"ess" getting molested by a couple of sentinels, please.
>>532814094No, it's the average forced positivity mindless trooncord NPC.
>>532813967No, he's clearly trying to trick weak willed fags to lessen the load on the pve server. I applaud him for that but I don't think it will be necessary.
>>532814094They are 100% sincere.
Classic Fresh on Blizzard servers with no bots, chinks, and gold buying when
>>532803958Also less malware than prostate severs milking its player base.
>I donated x amount to this project!You get what you deserve.
>>532814009>reskinned TBC Karazhan >but the models are different!!!!No one is enjoying turtle after the class overhaul they did
>>532813832What would you name it?
>>532814094did you not see people literally lining up for their turn to do certain quests in the starting zones? this generation of men are all cuckolds lol
Some of you may be new so Iโll let you know now, this server is 100% DOA. No pserver has ever survived a disastrous launch like this, for a variety of reasons.
>>532814426you are retarded lol
PLEASE come play warmane PLEASE
>>532814426>no pserver has survived having this much demand on launch I respect you turtlefags. Youโre like Leonidas and his 300, but the story ends with you losing.
>>532814426So true! I'm going back to turtlewow
>>532814426Epoch is too big to fail, imo. They could delay it for 2 more weeks and most of their core playerbase will still eat it up.
>>532814426I really doubt that!
>>532812468>all these analytical arguments about the details version>meanwhile the dps meter itself is showing tens of thousands of damagebwo its obviously not a level 6 on a 2hr old server
>>532814357MMORPG items, ofc
>>532814426No shit
The /v/eddit browns are an embarrassment for being hyped up for this slop which had so many obvious red flags
people who left the maze >>>>> mop > anni >> retoliet >= ascension >> turtle >>>> 'poch
Fuck it I quit this server does anyone want my 20 silver and level 10 account?
>>532814564That's what I said. Yeah you'll lose a few people but it's better to have the game be in a state that's actually playable and fun. Who knows what tomorrow is gonna look like. They just seemed to launch this way too early
>>532814009last time i checked turtle had like 150 players max
>>532814361You sound like a giga autist, I don't think you even played the launch
>>532814602>If it's a legit screenshot, then the guy clearly abused the server instability for his personal gain>If it's not a legit screenshot, then the guy is clearly trying to start some drama on DiscordIn either cases, he 100% deserves to be banned
>>532813152BB is genuinely awful you're on a 220% mount while still doing starting zone quests at level 1 from your cross realm account vanity tab that you can pull sorts of ridiculous shit from.
You can still stack store xp aura and potion for 300x xp and that's not even mentioning looms and mana storm which aren't even in yet.
Oh but the lvl 7 defias mob drops a green dagger you'll instantly delete off your bags kek.
Also the gameplay manages to be vanilla tier boring slog while there's all sorts of retail/ascension nonsense going on.
How is that classic+ at all just release CoA and stop fucking their server over with these dumb changes.
>>532814602It looks like someone hit the test bar function and stopped it after a second, they're all divisible by 10 going from total to dps and don't make sense outside of that context
>>532814967i hit level 4 fucking retard because i wasnt waiting around like some libtard loser
im an alpha who took the mobs that were mine and claimed them
>>532814848they have more than that on their least populated servers
>>532815020they are all divisible by 10 because it rounds up to the nearest number dumbass
People who call dungeons, 'dungs' and not by their name or abbreviated name are subhuman.
>>532814329It has the same layout but the second half is Outland and all the fights are different.
Gnarlmoon, Incantagos, Chess event and Mephistroth are good fights. TBC Kara is still kino but overall the fights kinda sucked besides 2 and it ended early because they cut the Legion fight on the asteroid.
>>532814868I know this is supposed to be a meme for for real this is what happened. They got far, far, far more people than they ever thought they would get
>>532815074I'm a Palasissy so I couldn't pull any mobs...
>>532815096Yes because the results were stopped after one second using the test bar function
>>532813152The guy doing the voiceover sounds like the biggest flamer ever and I had to close it
>>532815103"djs" pisses me off even more
>>532813152The professionals have arrived
10/10
Will play
>>532815296SAR!!! sar you have put option field in name field, delete now
>>532815103Hey man! You wanna run some dungs? We can hit up VC and then do some questing!
>>532815103I can't imagine anything more self filtering than calling your characters/alts --toons
>>532807693ugly skank, terrible acting
fifty thousand people tried to play here
now it's a ghost town
>>532815210Spic.
>>532815309Loony troony.
>>532815103vvhite agarthain male
>>532815074when will those liberal snowflakes learn
>people hype up Epoch for years and say that the devs are the best ever to grace private servers
>launch ends up even worse than slavs launching a server from their grandma's basement in Ukraine
>>532814564>trust the plan>the war room will fix it!
>>532815620When you say it's unrecoverable, you mean to imply that it tarnishes the server's image and undermines the entirety of the project as a result.
I am stating that most people still have a ton of faith in Epoch regardless of their fuck up.
>>532815723>it's up btw... in bizarro world where left is right, right is wrong, and up is down
>>532815552i'm a white european male with blue eyes
all the shitposters ITT saying the server is dead, while turtle wow was at 200~ players for years
>>532815112>second half is Outland >guys Outland was totally cut vanilla content IT WAS IN THE GAME FILES Ah so non vanilla dog shit? I've seen the Outland bosses. They're just reused enlarged demon models slapped across the "beta" Outland area which the vanilla devs have started numerous times was just a testing zone for structures and environment design
Vanilla Kara should end at top of Tower with shade of Medivh. End of story
>>532806580i would play alliance every time if they didnt have gnomes.
The Epoch shills look extremely disingenuous right now. Even prior to the failed launch, they were sketchy for shilling for an unreleased product. But what the hell are you even shilling for at the moment? A server with 5 years in the making, supposedly going to have a superior client and had multiple stress test is dead on arrival. +7 hours since launch and its still dead.
Literally anyone who shills for Epoch at this hour is one of the GM's of the server being paid to do it. No other explanation. And I am saying this as someone who was hyped to play.
Good
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>>532813320Good, one less faggot nigger blocking me from logging in, that goes for everyone of you nigger faggot troons on here.
Play another server and leave me with less queue times faggots.
YOU (yes you) are the reason why I CANNOT login, so fuck you specifically.
Also kill yourself
I have not seen a private server launch this disastrous in a long time, it's something
>>532815836still 200 more than what epoxy has currently lol
>>532814848umm no sweatie there are at least 50,000 in Stormwind right now
>>532815889I'm going back to palworld till it's up
>>532815889for me, it's gooning and sleeping
>>532815889Going to jack off to panda asses on MoP
>>532815883It's honestly refreshing to see, shitposting about a server being doa from chain crashes is half of my memories from playing on Gummy and Kronos
>>532813320Based Ascension enjoyer
CoA when
>>532815958Post your team, faggot.
>>532815836Turtle WoW was focusing in building a loyal community instead of relying on FRESH FRESH bandwagooners albeit
>>532815889Playing Abiotic Factor and umamusume
time to go back for some manastorm runs
>Epoch shills having people spam on turtle and ascension because they can't actually play the game
A NEW AGE OF CLASSIC+...
>>532816025I miss gummy, what's he up to these days?
>>532815889continuing to level my qt nelf huntard on my solo server
>>532815889Going back to Genshin.
>>532816107he's cooking up a new scamserver
>haven't even attempted to log in today
>still taking part in the server launch drama
This is the way.
>>532815889Probably going to get drunk and goon to small penis humiliation or huge asses making guys cum while clothed
is there an already set up elvui profile i can just steal from someone and download it to use? im really stupid and setting things up like addons is always really hard for me so id like to just have a cool UI immediately so i can play without worrying about it
>That's it? Thats project Epoch?
>>532815883>>532816025i had no intention nor desire to play so these entertaining threads are by far the best outcome for me
>classic
>elvui
kill yourself
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https://github.com/Project-Epoch/tswow/commit/bde4a827de330a83bc4952edc328407c623b0ae6
>epoch was killed by mobs updating too fast
LMAO
>>532815617You should've known that shit was cooked when they went with tbcuck balance.
Man, I really hoped the issues would be solved after a few hours, I guess I'm playing tomorrow.
>>532811724You're literally retarded.
>>532815889I have Naxx in a little bit. Hoping KT drops the fucking caster neck for once tonight.
>>532816081Everyone on turtle's world chat is laughing at Epoop retards LMAO
>>532816320>I guess I'm playing tomorrow.
>>532816296kinda interesting actually
>>532816320It's most likely still going to be down tomorrow also
Seriously anyone thinking about now playing epoch, PLEASE join another server and stay there.
STAY THE FUCK OFF MY SERVER
FUCK OUT OF MY QUEUE
LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING SERVER YOU SPASTIC FUCKS
who would win
>an elite war room of the smartest developers in the reverse engineering field
or
>a decade+ old codebase half a step above stock mangos primarily known for bad wrath servers
Don't care had fun doing some world pvp on Gurabashi for the tim being
>>532811378on this server? nothing because its based on tbc and rogues have cheat death and cloak of shadows and probably the retarded stupid idiotic overpowered mace spec
>>532815479that's another one that makes my eyebrow twitch
>>532816034>hardcore player mode>hardcore pals>randomize pals by region>2x pal incoming and outgoing damage (so pals deal a total of 4x damage to each other), 0.5x player damage (resulting in guns dealing normal damage)>0.2x time passage speed for long days and nightsOh yeah, it's gaming time.
Unfortunately my Shadowbeak has gotten oneshot by rampagers three times while I'm trying to farm exp. Very frustrating, had to use a bunch of my saved up exp scrolls to level this one up. I've pumped every soul I could into HP+defence and put as many defensive traits on it as I could this time so hopefully it won't fucking die again
>>532815850Hellfire WAS suppose to be a zone in Vanilla. Long before they decided to expand Outland into a whole expansion.
In Turtle Karazhan it's just some floating rock in Outland using Hellfire assets from alpha/final where some of the Legion set up after the defeat of Hyjal and try to use Karazhan as a portal to Azeroth like Sargeras did. Mephistroth is pretty fitting as a final Kara boss desu, at least better than Prince Melchanzar whatever the fuck with Gorehowl?
Bonus points for Scythe of Elune and Dark Riders.
>>532816675How do people unironically play this fucking slop
>>532816638Me, doing nothing
shitposting aside, anyone know if the 3.3.5 version of Adapt works? i don't want to bother with a total ui overhaul but i like 3d portraits.
>>532816631i hope you are under 25 for your own good
>>532816296SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND MOBS TO BLAME
YOU GIVE 'POCH
A BAD NAME
>>532816884Im pushing 40 you zoomer faggot
>>532816772My brother before Christ, you are in a WoW private server general
>>532816878*laughs in dota 2*
>>532815889back to /trash/ to erp
>blizzard filling out their DMCA documents
>epoch an heros before the ink even has time to dry
Too fucking easy kek
>>532811209It's not, they regularly told the community how many new registrations they got and how it was so much more than the servers capacity can hold.
>>532816725Also Blizzard always planned to have Demons in Upper Karazhan.
Shade of Medivh would be okay as a final boss fight i guess but Legion shit would be better knowing the towers history.
>>532817016that's grim bro i'm 32 and i can't imagine playing this shit fulltime, better than you at every class btw
This playerbase man...
I want the turtle troons OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
EPOCH JUST DELETED EVERY ANNOUNCEMENT MADE ON THEIR DISCORD TODAY
ITS LITERALLY OVER
>>532817234whats a difference between this and anons playing jiggy?
>come home from a day spent doing other things
>shit hit the fan
Damn, that's crazy. It's almost like this was a completely predictable outcome. Good luck to the devs.
I need to find my own personal tranny to molest while I level in Epoch.
>>532817234Average Kezan "player".
>>532817213Who said i play it full time you cock swallowing faggot? im finally jobless and can play for a solid month and you faggots shit up the server with your unneeded presence preventing ME from enjoying it.
>>532817330...? works on my machine
>>532817330What's the importance of that?
>>532817330all of the announcements today were made in the updates channel though retardbro
>>532817330but they didnt retard
>>532817330are you retarded? be honest
>>532816296>he fell for AI hallucinationsDid you even try to read the commit? It just adds smart pointers to manage deallocation.
>>532817330it's in updates ESL retard
>Kezan
>A city built on a volcano
>Epoch names their main server Kezan
KEK
Okay, launch was a bit of a mess with some server crashesโnobodyโs perfect, right? But the devs jumped on it like heroes, patching things up FAST. No P2W garbage here, just pure Azeroth vibes with a passionate team behind it. Jump in, you wonโt regret it! #EpochHype (Core Example Message - Delete this part - Kaytoes)
>>532817424>has boogie pics saved>has jordan peterson pics saved>40 years old getting mad at wow playersjust blow your brains out already dude
>>532817330wipe confirmed
>>532817234>Lilithwhat is it about that names that attracts *them*?
>>532817520praise be to yakub our lord
>>532817509holy fuck is this real???????????????
>>532817512You first, i want a recording so i can pleasure myself to it.
>>532817573>ai generated "jokes"
>>532817520Blessed Yakub giving us Epoch
>>532817573I don't mind this. At least they aren't sitting having melties in discord and muting banning everyone in anger. Taking it in stride is the right move.
>>532817650>frogposting at 40 years oldtruly grim
Do these retarded European niggers expect me to jerk off all night since they can't get the servers to support having more than 1000 players? I literally don't have anything else to do other than cum
>>532817823The mods are probably asking turdle and ascension if they have any open positions.
>>532817823I got muted for 1 hour today for posting copy pasta.
>>532817591idk maybe the fact that they're possessed by actual literal biblical demons?
just watch a narcissa wright stream and tell me i'm wrong
>>532816296Bro, that text was clearly written by ChatGPT
>>532817870>Use the word "grim" in every sentenceLol im going to enjoy watching the US fall.
>>532816772>survival/crafting games are popular with autists>Pokemon obviously attracts its own brand of autism>even has a Terraria crossover now for even more 'tismThe devs knew their target audience well.
>>532817870every zoomer that wrote "skibid rizz" will end up 40 years old some day
dwell on that.
>>532818245i wont, skibidi suck on that old man
>>532818245wow that's crazy that you actually thought that was something deep and meaningful, everyone in this thread will eventually be rotting in the ground or cremation ash
you're still a pathetic old fuck posting boogie frogs on a wow general lmao
>>532817591because it's very clearly a porn addicted failed man skinwalking as the fucktoy he wishes he could have sex with
>>532818580>wow that's crazy that you actually thought that was something deep and meaningfulin what sense was that implied
>>532818816>say generic statement>THINK ABOUT THAT ONE OKAY?!?!you did
>>532818720I thought people were memeing when they called them discord troons, but I've seen too many examples for it to be coincidence.
what went smoother, the server launch or Pippa's stream right now?
>>532818886maybe he posts dumb ass frog pics because that's what we're familiar with, bro. most adults are basically overgrown children what do you want me to say
>>532819012>we>everyone is an autistic manchild like menah, kill yourself
>>532819002Only thing smooth about Pippa is her brain
>>532812302What happened with turtle FMC btw? They used to be around a lot, did they disband or something?
>>532819185and her cunny.