Thread 533517587

>Ongoing
Atelier Yumia collab - The Alchemist and the Tower of Horizons - 7/24 – 8/6
SSR Yumia Liessfeldt, SSR Isla Von Duerer, SSR Nina Friede, SSR Lenja
Secrets for Z52 & Golden Hind
Skins: new collab girls + Kala Ideas, Reisalin Stout, Chao Ho swimsuit
Atelier Ryza rerun
PR8
DR Gouden Leeuw, PR Dmitri Donskoi, PR Kansas, PR Mecklenburg, PR Vittorio Cuniberti
Dunkerque META (Cruise Mission) & Montpelier yukata skin (Cruise Pass)
Kawakaze META - 6/5 – 9/3
Bluecher school skin

>Upcoming
Bisoku Zenshin S2

>Reminder
Bind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates.
/alg/ doesn't have its own discord.

>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
https://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt

>Resources
Ship Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png
Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygM
Fleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/
PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73Jc
Fleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/
Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg
EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl
CN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集

>Wiki
https://algwiki.moe/
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/

>Story summary and Lore
https://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn

>Guild Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaY

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obody cares about you

>>533517587 (OP)
DOGSHIT OP

>>533517587 (OP)
DOGSHIT OP

Good morning, /alg/.

>>533524836
good evening anonymous

>>533524836
gm saar

I like fat DDs

ded gaem lol

Can I PLEASE get 1 fucking Yumia

Grope [x]

>>533532341
Are you a huge Yumia fan?

>>533532341
friend, you must save cubes for jp anniversary

time to hit image limit again

>>533534413
*ungropes*

>>533533680
I ended up liking her a lot in her game
>>533533831
I have too many cubes to spare

>>533517587 (OP)
I could handle them.

>>533535468
it's sour

i have a bunch of low level essex i run with my farming fleet just so i can see them die

>>533535847
well if it's true then fuck you

>>533536504
*doom music starts playing*

>>533536745
GET TO DA CHAPPA!

>>533517587 (OP)
Napoli sex

>>533537149
shockers?

Thoughts.

This is how the image count dies. Not with a whimper, or a bang. Just an Eh.

HAVE HOPE

>>533537806
It's called an image board for a reason.
>>533537919

Sinking Denver

>>533538013
das rite nibba

NewDunk is pretty cute and sexy.

Madre

>>533539796
Is it bad to marry your madre?

>serialized infinity stone got revealed for the upcoming Spiderkek set
>can already see where this is going
First, it was Sexodia. Soon, it will be the Infinisex Gauntlet. I suppose one could say such things were....inevitable.

>Be me
>Sharing quarters with mommy Friedrich and Ulrich
>Friedrich ain't even my mom
>She did psyop me into believing she is
>Horny milf convinced me and I call her Mommy now
>Despite I know she is not my blood, I get boners picturing myself clapping her milf's cheeks
>Friedrich she literally told me incest was wrong when she saw me I was spending too much time with Ulrich
>Made me want to fuck them even harder
>Tried to resist my degeneracy for months
>One day, I finally snap smack Friedrich's ass one morning after seeing her in jeans
>She looks back at me over her shoulder, moaning "Do you like it here, my child? Hehehe~" while wiggling her butt
>I fucking lose it
>Spend the next hours prone boning Mommy on my bed while she moans about my selfishness in german
>Ulrich walks on us, my hips moving on their own, I can't stop
>She shrugs and literally starts fingering herself
>I keep pressing Friedrich into my mattress until she passes out
>After I pulled out, Ulrich stands up and walks up to my bed
>"My turn Bro..." she says while taking off that sweater
>I make love to Ulrich, she moves into my room the very next day.
>Ulrich keeps calling me bro, and Friedrich insist I have to refer to her as Mommy from now on
>mfw I realize I'm the least degenerate of our house
>inb4 some fags says "they're not your mom and sister"
>inb4 some fags says "incest is wrong"
>Fuck you, my fake family is more real than yours

>>533535128
Well whatever you define as "too much" better not be under 500 cubes. Then just claim your mail oil and grind w12 or w13 for the needed gold.

is yumia a canon butt slut?

>>533544447
The way her base and skin are designed, it would be super awkward if not.

>>533543987
I can accept Ulrich as my auntie, but I just don't see her as my oneesan. Maybe manjuu can add Gotz as the designated H class oneesan.

why is the shitposter essexkek mad?

Posting the Essex like usual

>>533517675
The Persistence of Memory but instead of clocks, it's essex

Is there any Phresh Sex?

Wife.

(You) now remember this bote.

Best Collab boat this event.

>>533552079
here

>>533552639
>>533552871
>>533553069
Monty is ready to turn Cleve into an aunt.

where the FUCK did those monty tits come out of

>>533553259
Botes are gaining tonnage.

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1951311970558218363
>August Check-In Furniture: Manjuu Bubble Shooter

>"Watch out for when the bubble bursts!"

Monty...sex?

>>533552639
The skin looks great, the chibi is cute, but this really doesn't feel like Montpelier
Probably would've bought the cruise pass if it wasn't Montpelier

>>533555728
>Not supporting AL
Shamefur Dispray Shikikan.

>>533555823
Don't worry I bought the cruise pass for Miyuki's skin

Monti has always been stacked.

>>533555971
Do you know how long ago that was?

>>533555728
Agreed.

I like the body type in the new skin. But it feels like we're getting that a lot more these days and the slim types have gone out of fashion. Fine with me for new characters, but not all of them, and certainly not existing characters.

>>533557094
...

>>533556561
Yes and they haven't released another one

>>533543987
Those sisters definitely know what they're doing.

>>533557265
I've only missed one Cruise Pass, and that was first one. Dunno why I didn't get it, but I have been getting them since.

The top 10.

There can now be a Dunk sandwhich on base now with you in the middle.

>>533555225
no

Laffey very lovely

Which bote would Dress as Wuchang for me?

How do we feel about Dunk?

>>533570593
...

Please pretend I remembered on time

>>533570593
Not canon.

>>533570593
She's cute

>>533570593
I too like her enjoy extra dark chocolate

>These hours
>Frog EN anni
The venetofag will make the thread unusable once again.

Taking Lou to a love hotel behind my human wife's back

>>533552639
This isn't Montpelier, what the fuck is manjuu smoking.

>>533573582
Manjuu is de-prudifying some early botes.

>>533573998
I don't mind what she's wearing. She just physically doesn't look like Montpelier.

>>533556629
Complain to reddit? They already complained about it
So maybe making noise on twitter and co is the next best thing since the sheep need their talking points

>>533571647
How do i know that it's not a misdirection to blame the VVfag?

lol and lmao at vv

>To blame the VVfag
>The
hmmm weird

>>533576727
I don't know for sure so I'm blind

sexghetti

>>533578046
wtf is this real life

>>533578295
Yes.

>You know, I see it and feel it~
>The age difference in our love~
>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~
>Hey, wait up, please~
>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~
>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~
>The distance between us in our love~
>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~
>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~
>Becoming a love that burns silently~

laffers

>>533585212
Laffey!

>>533550857
Mmm my louvly purrple fffox wiiife

>no shitposter in sight
love to see it

>>533585708
more like nobody in sight lol

>>533575483
Then I'd have to be on reddit. Or twitter.

Enjoy the silence. You beckoned it from the void to gently lull you into oblivion. But you won't like the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDY6hpKvSDM

>>533585708
>implying
literally just post anything positive about a baguette bote

>Cleared Archipelago EX
>No chips
Fuck! All that weapon swapping for nothing.

>>533557905
Why is 6 with such a quality art not getting into 2 or 3?

I genuinely fucking hate the commander

What are we expecting for EN anni?

>>533591632
>weapon swapping
Newcutie!

>>533593621
Nyakhimov...

>>533556067
Monty's no Santa Fe, but she's always had tits.

>>533591825
It's good and I would've rated it higher, but it's hard to 'read'. The contrast is low and the composition isn't quite there.

Enterprise midriff

>>533556067
Yeah no issue with that. She's just always been thinner than she is in the new skin. Her legs are somebody else's.

>>533595413
how shameless

>>533599492
I'm turning this ningen into a mommy against her will.

Alright, next person to post Essex is getting a second lobotomy

>go back to the lobby
>my anchorage's face is censored by a black box
scariest glitch I've ever seen in all my years with this game

Friedrich Carl love

>>533603536
that ain't a glitch bwo

The images of Essex tell a story. An ancient melody that only those with old blood can decipher.

>>533604093
my second lovely mutter

Damn we couldn't even hit 750 posts before 404ing anymore, huh...

>>533605469
well it's a dying game

>>533604787
INFO HAZARD
DO NOT OPEN UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO DIE INSTANTLY

Yumi a cutie~

Okay but where were you shitters when it was actually essex birthday?

>>533605894
Can't say. Info hazard. She was taken care of though, no worries.

>>533605894
Essex birthday thread got to like 300 posts, not the biggest but I think she still enjoyed it

>no cubes
>no gems

what's the point of this game without it

>>533605894
i dont give a shit about her, i'm just spamming images to hit image limit

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1951478064283787726
You will wash Kansas in the shower, SKK.

>>533609009
translation, doko

>73k pts
>no isla
Fuck it do i just buy her?

>>533609507
Just use gemini you dumb troon

I am going to have sex with a bote.

I am having sex with a bote.

I had sex with a bote

1. Why do people say it's Alsace's game?
2. Why is Hindenburg tied to Romania?

>>533611974
wife

>>533612419
It's one shitposter

Laffey's feet smell incredible

>>533612492
Both are one and the same?

>>533612549
Wives

>>533612110
wife

>>533613223
SKK's sex slaves

i can get only one with 880 gems, klaudia skin or laffey tsu l2d?

>>533613382
nonsense, for skk is their sex slave

>>533614818
I guess lakudia skin since raffeys will be perma at some point

>>533614818
Is the L2D on sale or something? They're usually at least 1200 gems.
The Klaudia one will be unavailable after Wednesday unless there's another Atelier collab in the future. And Klaudia's really good and can be used in the hardest main campaign stages, which is pretty rare.
L2Ds are usually a lot more worthwhile, but I'd still go for Klaudia this time.

>>533615993
gyaru sex

>>533615729
i got a discount ticket for buying a bunny bag, sadly got a literal who from it, i have both klaudia and laffey but idk who to go for, the cute l2d or the collab girl, the gem discount would go to waste if i dont redeem it

>>533617159
is that a

>>533617159
why do normal people have this on their hard drives

>>533617159
Halford brutal rape and impregnation

>>533617878
crawling into entys womb

Damn...

>>533613524
Bird love

>>533618069
How does one impregnate a boat?

>>533616392
so what do i get? klaudia?

>>533618253
stop one hold her hand, step two interlock your fingers with her, step three give a smooch, on the lips, step four tell said bote you love her and mean it

>>533517675
Why did she do it?

>>533618516
I'd get Klaudia, personally.

>>533621117
mental illness

>>533621914
Fuck you

>>533621914
*mental wellness

SEX WITH MAIDS

>>533622409
No, YOU fuck you piece of shit basterd bich

>>533625065
...

>>533625319
fuck off

>>533625065
PAWG.

Gib missiles

>>533625065
cute

>>533609507
Kansas hates places packed with people and won't go to the shower room together with the other two so she's waiting for you to come and wash her personally in the shower (is she stupid?)

>page 10
damn

Essex lane is dead and buried

>>533587128
tirpitz my beloved

>>533633826
leave that sex alone

>>533634139
banano

>>533635115
You have to eat all the lemons.

>>533517587 (OP)
Really? A clinical retard for a nurse?

>>533635330
you shut your whore mouth motherfucker

>>533635330
she's very smart

>>533635330
Believe it or not, she's a master manipulator, read her vdays gift lines

Akashi hands

Akashi armpits

>>533637746
>Due to local laws, we are temporarily restricting access to this content until X estimates your age.

>>533638618
SWOLESEX

https://x.com/genius_1237to/status/1951581419031179420
Rare

Akashi feets

Breeding with HUMAN females!

Green kitty sexo

>>533642096
green cat kitty

>essexkek still on a melty
lol
lmao

>>533643082
xe's always on a melty

>>533641814
the face seems off, the new skin is more ryza-like, but this one's tits are criminal

>>533645054
this bote is H E A V Y

>>533645254
What is this game?

>>533645850
I don't know i just spam essex images

Essex is trad

Essex is tard

Essex is olev

Isn't she wonderful?

ningen a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5UsEb-FW8

Azur Lane 7th Anniversary Livestream Trailer - Onsen Party!

>>533649217
ESSEX IS MISSINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1951644159355519093
>Azur Lane 7th Anniversary Livestream Trailer - Repost to join Giveaway!

>The Azur Lane 7th Anniversary Live Stream is just around the corner—August 9th, 19:00 (UTC-7) on YouTube!

>Is Essex preparing a surprise for the Commanders?

>Set Reminder for the Livestream
https://youtube.com/live/iPQH2XObbBI

>>533649527
Essex retrofit confirmed

>>533649217
>>533649527
I will never listen to or watch transexual EN streams, the only thing that repels me more is bugman streams.

>>533649353
The Essex knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Essex from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the Essex is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the Essex must also know where it was. The Essex guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the Essex has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. But also Essex hates dubfags, so she just fucked off for a min.

>>533649217
NAKED ALSACE

>>533650406
...

>>533649217
>https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1951644159355519093
>naked Alsace skin
DO IT MANJUU
DO IT
HER GAME
HER GAME

>>533650006
WHY AM I REACHING YOU AT THE COORDINATES OF THE ABANDONED SPACE STATION? WHY IS MY PRECIOUS ESSEX DRIFTING OFF INTO DEEP SPACE? WHY? WHY? WHY???????!!!!!!!

>>533649217
>naked cutece
/bln/ gonna be lit this weekend!

>>533650858
GIVE ME A SLICE EGGMAN

>>533649217
UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>sauna Hindenburg skin
>sauna Alsace skin
Troons eternally btfo'd

>>533651581
I though only Bremerton is transphobic?

>>533650847
I don't like the overly jiggly boobs. They don't seem like boobs to me

>>533649217
>Onsen themed event
>We end up getting like 2 onsen skins out of like 14
Hope you're ready for this.
Hope you

You've slept with your Concubine right?

>>533652487
I'm the chicken on the left.

>>533652179
Botes are inately transphobic, it's something to do with the cube tech.

>>533652749
Ohhhh... I see! So the cube is responsible for the racism too, right?

>>533652670
Moga <3

>>533653204
Why do all the Italian botes have such a fucking huge ass?

>>533650847
Can't wait for the bln art

>>533653325
More Cushion for the Pushin.

What happens if I go full caveman while fucking a bote?

>>533653808
Good luck escaping with your life.

Carry on my Wayward Son. There will be peace when you are done. Dont you cry no more.

wtf is her problem?

>>533655115
...

>>533655115
Moo~guuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~

>>533655115
smell fetish went wrong

>>533655115
Not canon

>>533649217
Wifesace won

>>533649217
Guh...

>>533649217
her game

>>533657378
the fact that she got more oaths than a meta UR bote since before the tsu URs is baffling

Have some Ai Slop

>>533649217
KUHHHJJ

>>533649217
Why can't girls be real...

>>533657857
>>533657378
CN protagonists consistently get first place in oaths and skins in CN, retards.
Unless your name is Vanguard...

>>533657921
yeah imma grope

>>533649217
Dayummmmmmmmmmmm!

>>533658073
is that why bisko2 has less than alsace? also why her l2d is one of the most-bought? dumb tranny
also include the fact that she has her mask off in the post-oath lines
keep malding, foxes lost, it's the age of her game since her release and until bourgogne or republique

For me, it's Taihou's glowing bright red eyes and long dark messy hair.

>>533658247
You french troon cuck bisko is from the year prior and she still in the top 10 one year later while the frog is already forgotten
And Bisko's event sold way more than the frog event
Cope, seethe, mald

Last of the AI slop

I'm only missing Patricia from collab. Is she good?

>>533658718
HOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>533658617
>frog is forgotten
>still the poster girl of /bIn/ and meta fights (even the current one majorly favors the frog over the kraut schizoid)
rofl, pick your words better

>>533658718
oh god...

>>533659075
Yes she is good.

botes are walking around my office in stockings again...

>>533659075
>good stats, strong barrage with large aoe, auto-crit and self-heal, useful buff for all other Ryzas, self-sustainable on AP
Arguably the second best of the bunch after Klaudia, somewhat tied with Ryza depending on how you use them.

>>533659852
This cannot continue!

>>533659274
Not canon.

>>533659075
compared to other collab BBs, she provides no support other than her heavy hitting barrages, you have no other BB for the ryza fleet so she's necessary for the ryza fleet but otherwise not a must-have, sure she buffs the items' effects and the crit rates of ryzas but it's not a do or die like klaudia

now compared to other collab BBs you got
tamaki - worse than her due to the fact that she has a support kit with both shields for fellow venus girls and armor break, also general debuff that's good overall, remember BC amagi was the shit back when she was released but only because we didn't have options back then
yami - barrage that alternates between the enemy's armor types
fubuki - most likely the heaviest hitter of the collab BBs, surely stronger than patricia vs heavy
akane - has a summon, otherwise mediocre, comparable to patricia, maybe even worse
honoka - healer BB, though random, maybe better/more needed than patricia in some scenarios?

all in all, shit by today's standards but good for a newcutie until he gets the shinies

Pregnancy did wonders for mom.

>>533661739
My mom is so hot

>>533661530
SEX
IMPREGNATION

>>533662473
can you do one with a sports top

>>533662572
I'm just taking them from Klarence on Twitter and posting them on here so he/she gets more notice.

>>533658718
Can I get a shot from the other side?

>>533662572
Also I dont have the time to wait hours to do prompt for some free AI stuff.

>>533662938
if i were her i wouldn't go outside with that top, who knows who might assault her

>>533663162
Shikikan assaults her.

>>533662364
incestfag

>>533663805
that's the year she's got the oath dress, wait until the robutt gets her, then you'll see it's her game

>>533663805
Not sure what is hotter her oath skin, or her Christmas Skin.

>>533663914
>that's the year she's got the oath dress
retard

>>533663925
>those fat fucking thighs

>>533663805
Lol you destroyed xim

>>533649217
sexo

>>533570593
My first purple wife

>>533649217
>>533665150
Cuckchads won.

>533658617
>533651060
>533650913
>533653376
>533657069
>533665420
>533658231
>533657928
>533571464
>533655167

>>533665616
You got xim

How do you level new ships after maxing the first 2 fleet? Put the 1 new ship on each row with the other 2 high level ships?

>>533663925
oath legs stockings lick lick lick

>>533665616
why the pastatroon keep shitting the thread?

>>533666261
Dorm, use them in events, take them along w12+ grinds, stuff them with books.

The first one is done

>>533666403
>shitting the thread
That's pierre

wtf bros... I can't upgrade my Brest with coins... it's over...

>>533671384
it's over

>>533671229
maid milk best milk

>>533671229
Is it really just a tan? How does she look when she isn't tanned?

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1951704553210208320
>【A Sylvan Retreat】

>The "A Sylvan Retreat" event will be available between 8/7 - 8/27, 11:59 P.M. (UTC-7). Complete all event missions to get the limited portrait frame, "Sylvan Breeze".

Belfast's Pocky flavored sweater puppies

>>533650847
What does "her game" mean beyond Alsace number 1?

>>533657921
Cute puppy funny

Zenker skirt

>>533675942
omg cute

>>533675576
It's a trashfag shitpost.

>>533676131
Is this how dog whistling works, where the ignorant don't know the true meaning

Post KansASS

>>533676131
how is that a trashfag shitpost?

>>533676442
>what is dog whistling
when you post something that you intend as a shitpost, but count on uninformed people not knowing what the actual context of the post is

>>533676268
Trashkeks are mentally ill.

>Now saying 'her game' is a dogwhistle
So is this how the schizo operates? Literally any positive remark towards a frog will be forced into a /trash/ speak adjacent thing by him.

>>533676915
Yes strongarming any frog related discussion with shitposting until everyone is deterred enough from mentioning them like the mika schizo from /bag/

>>533676915
Come back to me when a pic of Mogador doesn't get followed up by ellipses or weird pronunciations of her name

>>533677283
oh no she's going to catch a cold :(

why won't botes fight to decide once and for all who's my woman?

>>533651039
>double nigger

Which bote is the pierre of Strike Witches?

>>533677283
...<3

>>533539796
What a SLOB

EN ANNI isn't going to be about the EU!

>>533676915
To be fair frogtroons are trashcucks so it wouldn't surprise me.

>>533678813
Mutsuki

>>533676442
you got xim

>>533679905
I wish I could post them without having anyone thinking I'm a troon or want to validate their opinions.

You are the trash obsessed troon here and also you don't need to samefag

How do you feel that Tulipa is getting a major event for EN anni?

>>533649217
I don't hate Alsace, but why make a shiny new CG model for a frog instead of a bong or kraut?

>Concern trolling
The response is predictable as well

Don't wake her up

>>533682245
Oh no I accidentally tripped and slipped inside her....

>>533681620
I hope some of those elves feature the tricolor or some form of military-esque attire. These girls still have nothing to indicate that they're personified versions of Dutch warships.

I worship bote legs
Bote legs are my religion and I'm the archpriest

>>533682475
They're elves what more do you want them to be?

>>533682740
nta but I wanted them to be more dutch themed elves instead of just your typical wood elf but with the occasional bote turret

>>533683003
How can you be more dutch than being an Elf?

She has turrets.

>pastatroon keep seething at cutesale
she won

>>533679571
case in point

faggots

>>533681514
You explain the "her game" psyop to me

>>533681514
BASED

I farted.
How do I live with myself after this?

Culosex

>>533683050
>tranny art

>>533683050
Cute pirate wife.

>>533675576
the ritualpost that broke the pasta shitter

>>533683472
Just be yourself, man. I started shitting in my socks and throwing them in the corner because I just don't care anymore. Might kill myself soon.

Napoli has a sexier nurse theme than Alsace.

You cannot stop the special touch, game