>Attack of the Great Eepy Dark Maris
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1950847655807971821

>Patchnotes 1.02
bnent.eu/NR_Patch102

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg (embed)

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>533481729

Alright niggers, I asked this in the last thread and got horribly ignored
do I get Nightreign or Tokyo Xtreme Racer or both?

>>Main Information Document
>https://rentry.org/erpasta
what flavor is "erpasta"?

la creatura

>>533528571
Wuchang

>>533528640
i look like this

>>533528626
tastes like sweaty goat balls

revenant is a grief pick
stop playing revenant

holy hell, will this make the b-team realize they need quantity, fast slop to keep the game popular

>>533528954
unironically better than most fighting games

>>533528949
So true, sister!

revenant is a great pick
start picking revenant

>There are 2 kinds of people in the world.

Those that immediately notice that Storm Ruler regens fp when you charge it up and know how they would feel if they did not have breakfast this morning. Then everyone else that needs to be told that it regens fp first. (but they DID have breakfast this morning?)

Raider bros not like this....

>>533528954
Isn't this more than Monster Hunter Wilds + Worlds + Rise put together?

So he's just reposting things that got ignored 20 minutes ago?

>>533529391
I did have breakfast this morning tho

Before you reply to retards, remember who it is you are likely arguing with.

>>533521369
It's entirely avoidable as a level 1 Duchess afaik and if you're far away enough you can simply walk to the side.

>>533530050
Its usually the russian guy.

>>533529404
Tragic.

>>533530050
still smarter than the average yuro btw

What weapons are worth running on revenant because fp is finite?

>>533530050
At least they aren't a backwards steppe people.

we can all agree that casters are the most annoying, whiny and obnoxious niggers in any FromSoft game, right?
the moment they are weaker than meleechads or actually need to play the game they will whine and kvetch like kikes

>>533530050
If someone ever posts "I accept your concession" that's known as a Mississippi goodbye.

>>533530050
this is just a minority heatmap lmao

>>533530641
Why you trying to get anons to flamewars with each other so much?

>>533530751
Big trvke

>>533529391
i didn't immediately notice but i did have breakfast in the morning

>>533530583
status weapons or anything with FTH scaling

>>533528571
OMG ANON I have the PS2 game!!! I had no idea they were making a new one. Yes buy both! Nightreign is so fun you'll love it.

>>533530583
stuff like cipher pata, coded sword, sacred weapons
don't use them vs fulghor though obviously

gg fish

>>533530583
ideally you work towards getting to the point where anything dies before you run out of fp. Just rock the claws until you get stuff with better passives. The rot/cold rapiers are nice

I woke up from a nap just now where I was dreaming that I was playing nightreign. During that dream, I found a whetstone knife in a chest which allowed me to change any weapon's AOW (not fixed ones) in my inventory at a merchant. After changing it the whetstone knife was consumed.
...Developers?

>>533531102
Two zesty niggas begging their groomer for shards and turtle necks

Why are there still no relics that change the starting spells/incants!!

>>533531102
why is the recluse begging wtf

>>533531102
no one thinks you're cool or mysterious
in reality you are an ugly balding troon who serves no purpose in life

>>533531371
Its a gimmick the troonscord does when posting images made for /erg/.

>>533531067
They could remove like half the consumables in the game and replace them with whetstone knives with a AoW and Tomes with a spell/incant that put them on your armament/staff/seal at the merchant's anvil and looting random stuff would feel so much better. Would even make the game more roguelike.

>>533531102
"We are begging you, please stop playing guardian. We are so tired of carrying your useless deadweight around. Look how much blood you are covered in, you've been getting your ass beat constantly... Please stop."

>>533531102
'cord lobby
add xem to the blocklist

>Block/Hide all Gacha and bad game threads
>They still appear on /vg/
WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING APP, COMPANY, ETC HAVE A BLOCK THIS CONTENT BUTTON THAT DOESNT FUCKING WORK

>>533531521
They'll never get over anon calling them casual while playing bird on console.

>>533529391
I did not notice because I just kept charging it to full instead of using it as a fidget spammer

Wait what, I want this, I need this

>>533531067
I had a dream that Everdark Maris' mechanic was that throughout the two nights, you could find like special magic essences like Recluse's thing that you could use to make special attacks and abilities for the Stormruler once the boss actually came

>>533531102
>over on their discord
>''hey can you guys do the begging gestures? i need to look cool infront of my erg friends''

>>533531573
You're not supposed to even look at the catalog. don't you have the erg search bookmarked or a filter to push it to the top? idiot zoomer

>>533531657
what does recluse's even mean?

>>533531841
Secluded. A reclusive person likes to be alone.

>>533531841
dmg negation against the element u absorb i think

>>533531841
Maybe you become resistant to the dype of damage that you absorb?

>>533531657
>need restage to double wylder's cum
>you're suddenly invulnerable and don't feel it
seems like a nerf to me

>>533531841
maybe slurping a fire stain gives you fire dmg negation

>>533531657
what does the recluse one mean?

>>533531841
Indians had to use google translate

>>533531690
I use catalog when /dsg/ tells me there's a new thread.
Real QoLfeature

I regret opening up dsg what the actual fuck. Crazy how /v/ and reddit are the only places to discuss dark souls

>>533531841
you can replace affinity you already collected without casting the cocktail

>>533531841
Absorb holy = get holy resist. Seems pretty straightforward.

>>533532103
Dsg is 70% literal unreadable gibberish, 25% seething about elden ring, and 5% asking wikiable questions about the games

>533531841
Good bait
>533532004
Bad bait

>>533532142
Collecting a residue and casting a cocktail use the same input.
no way it does that.

This is another fun one, Caster Raider builds incoming, cinema

>>533531102
cool, mysterious and aura farming

>>533531657
If Executor gets another meme relic healing line I'm going to kill myself

>>533531657
the revenant one isn't permanent, right? there's no way it'd be that good

>>533531657
So with Revenants one, does that mean whenever you randomly revive a dead mook you get extra FP temporarily?

>>533532414
They didn't add any of this because we weren't going to get extra nightfarers originally.

>>533531657
>all of these are really good
>except for executor who gets... 1 hp/sec when his cursed sword is out
why do they hate this character so much

>>533532414
time to save on murk boys!

>>533532414
The only good ones are recluses 2nd one and executors 2nd one

>>533529483
Wilds is back above 40k I think

>>533532354
Yeah idek what to make fo it. I assume it’s all one guy because the same shit is repeated over and over again

>>533532527
Don't ruin their fun they want 1 win after the depths thing got them laughed at. Do they deserve the win? Fuck no, but they need it.

>>533532414
>colossal weapon revenant will be real
I do wonder by how much certain stats will be decreased though, like how much VIG would Raider lose?

>>533532527
these are all new, they aren't on the 1.01.5/7 version, they were added in the 1.02 update

>>533532658
It's multiple people unfortunately

>>533532414
Nice i really wanted to get more Seals with Recluse.

>>533532737
None of them will ever be implimented because we are getting new nightfarers instead. Those are defunct passives to change the existing nightfarers into new builds.

The game isn't doing that now. Sorry to ruin your fun.

>>533532414
the worst part is that we have to gacha roll for this too and it'll be in the loot pool unless this is a separate type of relic

>>533532582
I don't think it's even that
cursed sword is his "Character Skill"
"Ability" is his extra dmg after suffering from a status effect, right?

>>533532596
1.5 mil in the bank

>>533532658
Its a small group of troons. They do the same thing here if they get triggered.
Did you think the wikiable questions they ever asked were anything but a shallow attempt at bumping?
Someone on 4chan, in the /vg/ board, isn't going to be asking what basic stuff is. They won't be asking it every day either.

>>533532963
>its even more useless than i thought
its so fucking over

>>533532034
retard

>>533529404
so this is what happened to white horn...

I have half a mil in murk but I still refuse to engage with the relic system outside of the generic signboard and rememberance ones. Haven't touched my relics on any character since ES Adel

>>533532414
>Guardian increased mind and faith, reduced vigor
FUCK YES, THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

Discount for Shadow of the Erdtree when

>>533530050
but /v/ always says its jeets we argue with so which is it

Anyone else one and done with Everdark Augur and just queuing for Fulghor/everything else and not the Stormruler fight?

>>533533286
Same guy complaining on both boards. Indians are like his mexicans.

>>533533286
India is just Everdark Mississippi

>>533528571
Tokyo. This game is… a weird mixed bag to say the least.
>>533528954
That’s virtually nothing lmao. Its not even at 80k
>>533530751
That’s exactly what it is

>>533533286
i'd say let's compare literacy rates with india but any statistics like literacy coming from the king country of diploma mills, known to lie and scam their way through everything, their literacy rate will never actually be known

>>533533286
Anyone who just assumed everyone who disagrees with him are from the same boogeyman demographic is a lpw-functional retard.

OOF

>>533533286
Do yourself a favor and cross catalog /v/ with /vg/ and you'll quickly notice it is the same anon doing it.
They happen at the same time every single time. Anons here call it 2 factor authentication.

>>533533118
>>533532103
>>533532354
>>533532658
>>533532884
it’s one person don’t be retarded. the guy even goes into the archives and copies and pasted shit have said to simulate real conversation. you have no idea how deranged the bastard is.

>>533528389 (OP)
Is Nightreign P2P or does it have a central server?

>>533533798
>literally who Korean with 8k views
When will we find a cure for autism so we can be free of this shitposting

>>533533798
I agree with him
I also understand why people like this fight though

>>533533960
You have to pay once and then you can keep playing for free. You'll probably have to pay again if they release a DLC.

>>533533960
are you new to fromsoft games

>>533533534

>>533533945
We know. Everyone is dancing around saying his name because he will get triggered over it but we all know who it is.

>>533533978
>literally who
Feels summer

>>533530050
>>533533286
Nope. It’s Indians. Sheer probability dictates this. The internet is a shambling corpse of its former self.

>>533534057
P2P means peer to peer, not pay to play.

>>533534058
maybe

>>533533978
Its one of his personas - streamer enjoyer
He will make posts about x game via streamer content as a gimmick. He used kai cenat and that dancepad girl in the past.
>>533534185
We've seen your graphs comradski.

>>533528489
abusive wife

>>533533960
it has a central server for matchmaking and unlocking everdark bosses, but the gameplay is p2p through steam
seamless coop, for example, removes the server connections making matchmaking error, but it can patch in the everdark bosses and you can still play with friends because the team invite is through steam

>>533534185
You are the illiterate I was talking about, if you thought this was relevant.

>>533534193
i think it's some jeet or a script kiddie let some low level LLM/AI thing loose in this thread because that's the third reply i've seen within just an hour or two that seems to completely misunderstand the context of whatever it's replying to

>>533533752
>boogeyman
fextralife is in the erg password if you don't want to play with fextralife use niggerg

>>533534425
This >>533530050 doesn't mean they cant read, it means they cant parse correct meaning from what they've read.

>>533534443
I will continue to play in erg until I encounter too many retards to continue.
Hopefully we get voice chat soon.

>>533534185
>how it started to how its going
grim

>>533534443
>brony doing his thing again
loops essentially

>>533531102
>le time wasting reddit pose

>>533534443
Maybe there really is a bot here.

>>533531657
how many seconds would it need to be for it to be worth it

This may be the first everdark fight i just straight up skip and dont complete i cannot rely on randoms to know how to use Storm caller. I had a dutchess drop the legendary weapon and just ran around the whole time trying to melee it.

>>533534185
goddamn this is absolutely dire
>>533534387
… how is it not relevant exactly?

>>533535004
same as Ironeye's mark, but I'd take half of it

>>533534357
I just don't want the game to die and be shit out of luck if I ever want to replay it but, oops, the servers have been shut down

>>533534984
20% of em are malicious, or so I've heard tell.

>>533535018
Just get your one win with erg then go back to doing other bosses with randoms.

>>533535039
it's not relevant to his sad cope and redirection attempt to take the heat off of where the illiteracy in this thread is coming from
hint, it's not coming from fucking mississippi

>>533535151
that won't happen, you can play the game fully offline
seamless coop + steam emulator means you can have a fully functional LAN party without needing any internet, it's a pretty amazing game in that regard

This is going to be a long que isn't it....

>>533535205
>hint, it's not coming from fucking mississippi
he's probing trying to find out where the guardian anon that gaped him is from. He knows its USA but that's it.

>>533535335
well, shit, in that case, I'm buyin' it

>>533534185
>it ends at 2018
>it’s only gotten worse
>>533534387
>unnecessary comma
Hello retarded poorly hidden Dravidian.

Am i dumb for just attacking the demon when he shows up? I don't really care about getting deals from him if it involves nerfing myself somehow because I usually win anyway. Do people get mad if I just attack him on sight?

>>533535420
I did some augur earlier in the day. Although, now that I think about it, most games were with mush and yys. I don't think anybody else is queuing.

>>533535649
yes, there are deals worth taking, specially if he invades
you pay him, get the power, get a no-consequences deal, and then you kill him for the runes and talisman

>>533535649
>Do people get mad if I just attack him on sight
yes, as i found out earlier, but some of us do it for goofs anyway
it is trolling a bit, since some people probably want or like the deals he has, and attacking him makes it impossible for those people to get those deals

>>533532103
>>533533945
Lmfao

>>533535889
Its funny how their mental breakdown is public viewing on a forum somewhere.

>>533535889
>im sorry for calling you a whore for not showing us your grippers
kek

they released official advanced tips

after hundreds of hours I only got these even though I wanted the wraithcalling bell
which set do I go for?

>>533535889
Why would they dedicate themselves to splitting so much just because elden ring is in a separate universe???? it's more interesting than dark souls generic dark vs light shit anyway

Shifting Earth: Mountaintop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLalgyz5228

>>533535420
it's just not worth it at this point to do it more than once

>>533536114
>having a team that can defeat multiple bosses simultaneously is incredibly advantageous
nani, are we shitters?

>>533535617
Fortunately 4chan doesn't charge by the keystroke. Fucking cope already.

Can we move on from hyperfixating on everyone's every single input and word? Get the fuck over it, typos are a normal part of conversation and happen to native speakers. Fucks sake, move the fuck on already.

fuck yeah

>>533536232
Because we've made fun of them for being troons for over a decade.

>>533536439
fuck yeah 550 murk

>>533536386
>NO YOU ARE THE BLOODY
lol, nice post, rajesh

>>533536114
>put yourself in someone else's shoes
this is impossible for most people though

Shifting Earth: Crater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZxdMcRJzns

nyobodies is playing

>>533536439
You can directly give yourself murk with CE instead of this convoluted way to ultimately get 550 murk.

>>533536495
it's a good relic for duchess though

>>533536386
Shut up Raj, you overplayed your hand with this embarrassing deflection, walk away and save some face.

wait
WHAT?
>The Whirlwind character skill can be used against light projectiles like arrows or fire pots, but it can also be used to deflect even larger projectiles, like the huge Magic Pots thrown from the fort battlements when guarded by trolls.

>>533536641
You tell em comradski!

>>533536114
>>533536306
Jesus are they still pushing this shit? Didn't they also say in some prerelease interview you're """"supposed""" to completely split up and have everyone doing different shit?
I'm just so lost, have these people actually played the game?

>>533536693
What will you be amazed at next?
Enemies taking damage when getting hit with a weapon?

>>533536439
2 shards from limmy and 2 shards from spirit shelter are all you'll ever need as revenant. start with shards is a meme

>>533536769
No, the res system literally doesn't work if people aren't together. You were always supposed to play together, even in from's mind.

>>533530050

>>533536306
they probably meant for places with mutliple bosses and not actual full splitting

>>533536875
show me an /erg/ clip or post of or about a guardian whirlwind deflecting a troll pot, FAGGOT
i've never seen or heard of that in almost 300 hours of expeditions
i know it can deflect projectiles

>>533536910
>the res system
shitter detected, competent players don't need it and cover more ground
It's like you never cleared the entire map middle of day 2

>>533536618
>>533536885
it would be good for duchess if i got shattering crystal from the first fort and can just spam it to rape early game bosses

>>533536910
I think someone on /erg/ lied to me. I don't see any interview where he said its the intended way to play. closest thing said is just
>this was like a sweet spot with three players in order for it not to feel too overwhelming or too busy. It allowed each player to go off on their own potentially and cover a bit of the map but also to you know that final experience coming together, that was three players felt like the sweet spot eventually.

>>533537135
oh no the bot can't handle context

>>533536306
It's kind of advantageous but disingenuous at the same time
it's efficient if everyone can loot separate POIs that relate to what they need then converge on a common important objective, you bring in more stoneswords, you get what you need faster, and can kill harder bosses that much quicker
but the gear and execution required to do such is pretty difficult and people just get confused (or upset) the moment their hand isn't being held

Build is relics+weapons you actually use+passives (from weapons and dormant powers). Maris forces you into a specific weapon for a few minutes out of a 40+ min run, why is everyone suddenly a roguelite master who got betrayed by game devs with a gimmick fight?

In RoR2 looping build and Mithrix build might be completely different but I don't recall crying that some stuff is useless on final boss.
Nevermind that probably majority of ER fanbase respec'd into greatshield antspur for ConRad and now they NEED to use that completely original, run-specific dual colossal jump L1 build on one end boss

>>533537328
None of the game's systems function if you aren't with people. If you kill a boss they won't get exp, if you go down no one is there to pick you up. Pings only last 5 seconds so if I ping an item for you it won't show up on your map by the time you get to the item.
Difficulty doesn't scale down to solo tier if you are alone in a 3 man game. Nothing about the game is played separately, no one does it and the game's systems don't support it.

>>533537527
I used incantations on radahn
I want to use incantations on this shit boss too

>>533537006
Did you think you had a point here oooor..?

>>533537348
>official advanced tips tell you to split
>Nooooo, there is a rez system!!
>This must be a sign from Ishizaki to hold hands and never split up
The context is you're a revtard that can't handle walking two steps alone?

Shifting Earth: Rotted Woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25U-i2s1kcw

>>533537442
i don't know the exact numbers, but with the enemy scaling with more players, doesn't that not really work?
i played solo for the first time a few days ago and it was a completely different game; enemies got fully poise broken by something like 2 great hammer attacks as a revenant
if everyone genuinely splits up in a trio, wouldn't the game be immensely difficult?
not to mention the ridiculous amount of backtracking everyone would have to do to not miss loot orbs
even at the troll castle, if i split to go kill a troll on my own, i feel i'm always wasting a huge amount of time or forcing my teammates to waste time since we have to run to the other person's drops compared to if we just full clear together in one sweep

>>533537527
Anon the fight is the same no matter how your run was or who you play and it's a slow, atmospheric spectacle that's not very engaging.

1/8 as interesting as every other nightlord, even worse when you consider that other bosses let you do more than spam an ash of war.

>>533537768
You don't understand the discussion >>533537442 puts it better.
No one actually splits up. Me and you doing the 2 forts next to each other both equidistant from the evergaol isn't splitting up.

>>533536706
>proving the point
Thanks I guess raj.

>>533537961
>equidistant
wtf does this mean

>>533537961
I split up all the time.

>>533538041
It means kill yourself shitskin.

>>533538041
Equal distances eslkun

>>533538105
sludge-coded post

>>533538041
If only you had a device with access to the internet that could provide you such answers.

This is what I found out about the new mode, I guess that guy was right, but he didn't mention new relics?

Splitting is retarded and if you can't understand why it's retarded it's because you ARE RETARDED

>choose your expedition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXpbISWTmIE

>>533537961
>You don't understand the discussion
I understand advanced play is too hard for you and you need to move in a group

gg ddk

>>533538287
Is the trooncord still trying to peddle this?
How many humiliation rituals are we putting them through this month?

>>533538287
Predict yys' depth.

>>533538287
>meta will be to send hatemail and block revenant/guardian players

>>533537848
you skip loot orbs, you don't want to really loot a fort as a revenant etc, in a that has a time limit moving from place to place is a drain on efficiency so where you can afford to not go you'd prefer not to
in reality you don't even want to go to a rise as a revenant if you can go to a great church instead, someone else looting the shards and sharing with you suffices
I am unsure about the poise of small enemies, but the health of small enemies doesn't actually differ from trios to solos, so if you can clear a bunch of trash in trios at a certain speed, you can do the same just fine in solos, it's the bosses that get massively tuned up (and end of night small enemies)
because of this the strategy does shift to some extent in solos, the moment you can kill bosses reliably fast you prefer to do that, because they have such low hp whereas if you're trying to screw with the trolls in the castle, they are just as difficult as they are in trios except now you're soloing, you just get 30% more runes to compensate your troubles
speaking of troll castle, the real reason to split is just to not get potted, and someone who has their ult or some kind of wave clear should easily be able to split off and solo a troll + its adds without issue, the trouble saved from pots is worth the split usually

getting a group that can coordinate well enough to do this is something else

>>533538427
can you post your steam id, i will screenshot your post for future posterity for when it turns out to be true

>>533538287
There were relics here >>533466067

>>533538478
exactly my cock's length, what a coincidence

>>533538427
They seem to be mixed on that or arguing over playing how no one actually plays.
>>533538481
>meta will be the exact copes the discord has
kek

>>533537761
Yeah, negroes are retarded.

>>533538105
>>533538163
>>533538220
sorry i'm brown i don't know fancy words

>>533538554
that's what I get for not reading

>>533538287
stupid idea to segregate players and inflate queue times even more

we need to post the names of:
>duchess mains
>revenant mains
>recluse mains

>>533538041
nigga...

>>533538973
sure, that's me, not me, and sometimes me, hope it helps!

>>533538964
Thats what the discord wants so thats why they think it is believable.
Same thing happened last month with them pretending our pass got leaked.
Same thing with the depths tier stuff being a variant of the discord tierlist spam.

These dickless chaps are obsessed with us for some reason.

>>533538973
>we need to
why?

Never knew he could parry melee too, or did that happen because of magic weapon?

>>533539052
Are you cute?

>>533539164
you hallucinate about a discord so much that you're going to end up willing it into existence

>>533538287
where did you get this? Xitter and r*ddit posts came from the same guy, is there another source?
>>533537923
not exactly the same, characters are still different, passives still vary, run up to the boss is varies. Whatever, I'm mostly surprised same stuff is repeated on different platforms

Has anyone here ever actually lost to Adel, everdark or otherwise?

Have you tried Duos with erg?

>>533539348
it comes from Smithbox, the program that lets you read and change game files

>>533539253
He's getting hit by spirits from a spell.

>>533539352
I think most people have if not all
there's probably 1 or 2 people at most who haven't or at least pretend they didn't

>>533538973
why

>>533539413
Revenant is worse in duos so no.

>>533539270
It matches my winrate

>>533539253
That wasn't a parry, that was just a deflection. He holds block while doing the spell parry and your weapon bounced off that.

>>533537639
I already knew that. and yet?

help me

>1/3, 1/2 in trios and duos

>>533540196
Adds up to 5/6 so you're still short.

>>533540169
i think the last one just refeers to reading the characters info on the book so you know and play to their strengths

>>533540169
Nightfallen are invasions of groups of enemies I think. Like ants in the network test

>>533540196
>0/1 on solo
it's joever

>>533540169
relics are weighted, red strength, blue int, yellow fth, green dex
that just means if you win you get more purple relics
there's stuff that disappears when day 2 tide comes in
yeah pot protection
the tornado means nightfallen over the invader spots lol
read visual codex

>>533538631
You owned him here
>>533539309
This isn’t Warhammer

>>533539413
I’ve tried having dates with erg but after 50 minutes of cumulative eating no one joined

>>533540169
>1
a funny prank someone wrote to fuck with players
>2
Grand are the 3-liners so yeah he's right
>3
idk lmfao you can literally pick up loot orbs on day 3
>whirlwind
I have no idea, theres no way thats true.
>4
I didn't know spirits recharge your ult. and I have no idea what the second part means
>5
fuck her tits

>>533539253
Never seen him deflect like that before, interesting

>>533540169
I think the nightfall they mean that swirly vortex thing and the blur circle around the place when you get attacked by npcs

>>533540794
What is the lore reason of us attacking us anyway?

>>533539253
Is this because of the update?

>>533539253
if you 1 hand a weapon, it will bounce when hitting his greatshield

>>533540865
different dimension nightfarers who gave in to night

gg and yep boss was shit

>>533540169
Recluse killed all the other chickens, in the guardians rememberance you find the book were recluse documents how hilarious it was. I presume that section is just talking about the witch brooch relic

>>533529391
I didn't realise it immediately, but I did notice it halfway through my first fight

PSA for all newfags; do not interact with posts mentioning “depths”. This is a secret gay club code word. "Depth" refers to how deep a poster wants you in their anus. They are a malicious group who wants to turn this general into a gay sex club.

>>533540169
play the game dumb tranny

>>533541025
@yys
@mush
is this post true

>>533540943
gg, that was my first for him too and yeah that was pretty boring.
He needs like half the health but twice the attack speed. I think it just needs to be a bit more intense
Everything before that was awesome though, we were melting bosses.

>>533541025
Hello Based
How my fellow homosexuals depthing deep

to the faggot in the last thread who thinks duchess isn't crossdressing - a woman in pants is a crossdresser, sorry, I don't make the rules, but you are in fact a homo

bg heolstor

>>533541025
I wish I was Depth 5 in Miquella's holy hole...

>>533539253
>R1s out of stun like a shitter
Name, so I can block?

>>533541097
it felt like unless you were within half a maps reach of him your attacks didnt land and the fucker runs back and forth across the map, if attacks could hit him at all times I don't think it would be so bad

>>533532958
For the Respecc ones, I wouldn't be surprised if we get a new set of them with ED Libra

>>533538973
We need breed:
>Duchess mains
>Revenant mains
>Recluse mains

>>533541207
>SotE is about killing some evil gay femboy whose mother committed a justified genocide
what did Miyazaki mean by this

Ancient dragon has so much fucking HP

>>533541171
you sound retarded

>>533541025
Based. Kill all depth posters
>>533541171
Pants haven’t been a male only thing for decades. By your logic office woman girlbosses are “crossdressing”.

>>533539218
>>533539601
>>533541572

>>533541446
i wish it was the datamined 4th relic slots, would be more fun that way

>>533541712
It's such a dogshit boss, I hate it with every fiber of my being.

eepy here, depth sounds fun, but i imagine its just ng+5 or something and rng everdarks

>>533541813
Built for Relllana strap on

dark augur 1/2
erg

>>533541712
>hated Ancient Dragon in DS2
>FromSoft keeps trying to force fuckhuge dragon bosses ever since then
>over half of them are shit

>>533541712
>>533541879
dragonkin soldier or whatever the fuck is even worse. its 100% scripted too. it does the same exact sequence of attacks every time. and that ridiculous belt it has that causes this black hole where your weapons cant hit 80% of its front side. almost the entire history of souls bosses to choose from and they put this fucking slop in. unreal

>>533541573
I couldn't bring myself to finish it, I wanted the femboy to win

>this or evergoal relic
fuck I wanna use it

>>533542284
use it for fun but evergaol is still far better

>>533542284
use that. evergaol relic is dumb. i prefer tangible effects

>>533542284
Just use doggy over this dogshit

>>533542284
The fuck is a Landing Attack?

>>533542284
>cube covers boss drop for 5 extra seconds
blocked

>>533542531

>>533542531

>>533542531
attacks done upon landing a jump

>>533542615
The capital L implies its a unique type of attack, not just hitting.

>>533542581
position better and it wont obstruct you

>>533542615
nta, but I hate you so much you actually got me to laugh out loud from that

suffering from eepy again..

>>533542802
the jeet that always gives us the wrong date of everdark releases most likely worded it please understand

>>533541207
L-Lewd.

>>533528489
this drawing makes her remind me of bad girl from no more heroes

gg heolstor

>>533543020
>thay cute, subtle outline of his sack
>those wide children bearing hips
>those cute slender shoulders
Boys are so fucking cute I cant fucking stand it, I'm reaching for Depth 6

>>533543020
>Miquelfag art is always anal-themed
And this is why fags will never create high art.

>>533543020
goddamn, lora?

>>533542946

>>533543320
Ass > thighs >>>>> tits

>>533542946
It's 7:31 PM...

ggs on gigaugur
wylder, what happened? you were already gliding around before we started then you and raider dc'd, good you two came back though

>>533542190
Dragonkin can be fully staggered and just staying behind him is effective, but yes his hitbox is almost non-existent in his abdomen/crotch area and he's also a cunt.

>>533543481
this but unironically

>>533543736
Did you think I was being ironic?

>>533543481
>>533543736

>>533543481
tummy > armpits > feet > back > tongue > tits > ass
my favorite nightfarer is executor

>>533543481
If you are white/straight, it's
Tits > thighs/hips > ass

>>533543573
I don’t know, something happened to my game and I couldn’t reconnect
ggs

>>533543784
The majority aren't gays into scat so it's presumed you were yes

>>533543891
Is there something I'm supposed to get from this besides that Japan is full of pedophiles?

>>533543891
>Student
clever localization

>>533544172
Pretty sure Japan has the lowest pedo statistics outta all the first world countries

>>533543891
>majority is student
still dont get why so many japanese people are pedophiles

>>533543481
Armpits >>> bush >>>> furry pecs >>> feet >> ass

recluse main btw

>>533544130
>he thinks about scat all day
>projects this onto others
Nobody brought up scat, pervert.

>>533543891
>0 incest
fake chart

>>533543481
trvke

>>533544230

no one doing augur in erg?

>>533544696
If you're already at 2/3, I can boot up the game and join.

>>533544423
You are posting fag anal art, that is the default, don't project and cope at me, freak.

>>533544696
qued an hour ago was 10min, bitched about it, everyone said its shit we only doing it once and im with them, its shit and im only doing it once

>>533544618
I'm not into furries but I wish there was a good tag for animal ears or things that are like 1% furry like that. Viera are hot, paws and snouts arent.

>>533544696
im 2/3 queued for everything so i have no clue what im queued for

queue up erg

>>533544817
Uh oh, you did it again! That was a fully clothed pic of Miquella, no anal at all, or scat! Looks like you're revealing what's on your mind again!

>>533545123
can you post a fully naked pic of miquella's asshole though

>>533544983
is this what you look like in real life?

>>533544983
sex

>>533544852
Who the fuck queues for only one nightlord? I always either do both EDs, or all except the basic form of current EDs.

jeenine just called ED augur good

>>533545347
Get back in containment maggot

>>533545293
I like collecting both currencies plus first kill is 25, I usually only que Everdark Fulghor

>>533542001
Stop being gay
>>533542946
>>533543020
Continue being gay
>>533543481
Continue baiting

>>533545171
Sure, like this
https://files.catbox.moe/7b57rq.jpg
Isn't it funny how you never see people complaining about scat when it anal involving a woman? Almost like you're scared to just call me a faggot and have to pretend to be offended by something else.

Adel >>> Maris > 3 bugs >>>>>>> Fulghor

>>533545293
I wish they did like a priority list where you could stack like every option in order of preference including 3 player, 2 player, 3 with pass 2 with pass, shattered earth so it would just eventually settle on what's avaliable within 5 minutes without having to wait for a guy

lmao I just lost to Fulghor cause I ran out estus. I got outplayed by this like 3 time in a row:
>he turns around to my teammated
>I drink
>he turns out to me and catches with the shockwave while I'm recovering
nice AI

>>533543891
Is married supposed to be NTR? Grim
>>533544172
>>533544325
It’s called being based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v505kqs9pcE
Why is ongbal switching the offhand weapon? Does that apply heolstor relic buff to the main hand somehow? It doesn't seem to be buffed.

>>533546034
No married isnt ntr dont be retarded.

>>533546075
Switching weapons boosts attack.

>>533545987
it was fun learning, but now that i got used to it the only boss fights i find interesting are bbh and death rite bird

>>533546075
Buff attack power when switching weapons is your total attack power with all weapons.

>>533545764
where can i get girls or guys that look like this to slob on my knob

>>533546412
At the ooooool' G.D. gloryhole.

>>533546412
If you figure it out, be sure to let me the fuck know. But it seems like everyone who looks like that is clinically introverted and never gets out anywhere you can actually meet them.

>>533546818
I've found several femboys who actually put effort into it on grindr. Fun times, though it took multiple months to find ONE willing to do something. The rest took just as long if not longer.

super augur 1/3 -_-

>>533546124
Then what is it

Hayama's solo Augur stream is popping off.

>>533547115
im making dinner...

>>533528389 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/64RNPtkZnpU?si=1rqR7gzU1i1MEk84

>>533547115
i'm genning up ai slop of anime girl versions of all the nightlords at the beach maybe i'll queue later

>>533546976
So you’re just fucking random guys on Grindr? Isn’t that how you catch aids?

>>533547115
So true, sister!

>>533547360
Yeah but aids doesn't kill in 2025. You just take prep your whole life.

>>533547162
Its married. Some people are just vanilla. If:
Married ntr + all other ntr = ntr in general
Then ntr in general would always be more popular than just married ntr, and so ntr would be the most viewed category. Do married is unrelated to ntr.

>>533547191
>solo augur stream is popping off
it will never reach the same amount of kino and hype when kai cenat finally beat malenia doe (yes we were ALL watching it live)

>>533546976
Sounds about right. Tons of them out there, but they all just want to flirt and never fucking do anything unless you find a miracle. Grindr is a honeypot by the way, be careful.
>>533547360
Aids rates have shifted since the 70s and now gays dont have higher rates than straights anymore. Mostly because gays take PrEP and are all immune to aids now, and straights dont take it.

>>533532414
so are these already in the game or..?

>>533547613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7bwDBGkK0
which /erg/ nightreign player would be the one jobbing in this vid?

>>533547613
This nigger is so astroturfed its not even funny.

he says I am the love of his life but deep down I wish I never met him so I could have killed my self already in grief of losing my unborn child after finding out my first marriage was running around on me since the very start, you can't play Recluse unless you have first hand experience with something this and also at least 34D cups like me

>>533547360
I only went on there for femboys. I presented an up-to-date STD and drug test to those I wanted to have sex with. I asked them to do the same, to which a few of them did. It was neat.
>>533547862
>honeypot
I ain't in it for anything sketch.
>>533547613
>>533547958
lynch all streamers white or black it doesn't matter

>>533548058
maybe you should make the most of the time you have here since you are alive and you'll die someday later anyway rather than waste it wishing you were dead. this could be the only chance you have.

Discord group is thinking about splintering off when depths ranked is introduced

Libra is just invader slop its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY9UFNAVxic&

Darkies, larps, gay-ama, 2 posts related to matchmaking in the last 100 posts
Is this the right general?

>>533548458
psn group already did.

>>533547958
ukonzaemon usu
>>533548026
trve....

>>533547893
the text is, the effects maybe not, haven't tested
but it's at least a hint at what type of things they may be testing, which is fun and hopeful

GG Duchess and Recluse. So many legendries.

>>533548058
>>533548380
What are you talking about

>>533548380
you can't bring a body back from the dead and neither can a truly dead soul come back to life

>>533546021
>input reading
>healing punish
elden ring literally ruined fromsoft so much

>>533548965
Person replying to themself

>>533548765
oh okay cool, that duchess brief invulnerability relic seems nice

>>533547613
Kill yourself and get back in containment

>>533548352
>>honeypot
>I ain't in it for anything sketch
I mean the government owns the servers and may or may not be tracking who is gay based on traffic on grindr for the ever growing fascist reach in modern government. Your existence is sketch, to them.

>>533548989
You don't need to bring one back, just make a new one. I'll help ;)

>>533548989
"alive" doesn't mean anything. you were never dead or alive you have just changed

>>533548693
how? he is b tier

>>533532892
I look like that and have people do that to me

2/3 ed maris, on psn ... cmon nigggas i need someone to carry

>>533549582
Whos your main

>>533549339
may you never see dead soul eyes in someone you love so you can always believe in what you tell to yourself anon

>>533548496
They gave up on trying to design a fun boss and just said "Fuck you, die."

>>533549552
Why was sneeglius S tier? I lost multiple adventures with that guy

>>533534185
>>533541025
good posts appreciate the info

>>533549680
Good lord get the fuck over yourself you angsty teen wannabe Light Yagami ass bitch, you arent the first person who any of this has happened to so pull your fucking pants up and move on.

>>533549552
>not on the list...

2/3 JELLY FISH PS SISTERS

>>533549812
>boomer unc not in tune with the beat of the world chimes in
how about you take a nap or something grandpa

>>533549941
with erg or nigerg? we're waiting for nr 3 on ps

Ggorse

>>533548058
Elden Ring general.

>>533549552
>taking the tranny list seriously
NGMI

>>533550068
we're all using the niggerg password now after it was revealed only the trooncord sisters play on erg

>>533550262
same as it ever was

>matchmaking failed
terr or sneedger in queue. kill yourselves

>>533550068
niggerg gets you banned btw

>>533551014
or seiln, or gerugeru

>>533551014
whats your steam

>>533551705
holy based

>>533551705
does terr cheat too?

>>533551151
or slugma or ace

>>533549087
I figured as much
>>533549637
Revenant

>>533548672
what does it mean
I didn't have a chance to play with erg for long time, I added NSC but I missed the group creation

I got removed from the tierlist
What does this mean?

>>533552075
no, he is a genuine dogshit player and is the tranny that made the gay tierlist despite jobbing to shit like elder lion. he is also a massive faggot towards other /erg/ anons like this webm

>>533549246
>clumpf organizing faggot hit lists for the day of the rope
We can only hope

>>533552075
He's the tier last spamming tranny and known jobber

zuk it up
terr it down
yem it left
ace it right
and slugma it around

>>533552397
this webm always gets a chuckle out of me

>>533544230
>amine
>wink
>doesn’t wink at all
retard
>>533544983
foursome incoming

>>533543020
Reminder miquella is straight and was in love with st trina only.

>>533552694
even though malenia was his one true love

gg maris

>>533552305
>>533552397
nice samefag

>>533552694
Reminder that fucking Miquella in his plush, godly bussy is straight because he looks girly enough.

>nobody has me blocked even though i suck
so are you guys able to tell im earnestly trying my best and are therefore willing to look the other way, or is it only a matter of time until i get put in a webm and blocked en masse?

>>533552854
gg wylder & rev

>>533552694
Malenia's the blade of Miquella because his cock is the hilt

>>533552694
this. lol at anyone who thinks miquella is in a relationship with radahn. its a title only they arent having gay sex you queers

>>533552694
Miquella literally marries Radahn you retard

>>533552958
>terr seething
love to see it

>>533552995
I dont really care unless you 3 bar desu

>>533552995
no one blocks anyone if you aren't cheating relics with impossible effects

radahn here. yes I am fucking miquella's tight divine bussy but it's not out of my own free accord. he is mind controlling me to do it like he mind controls everyone else. i am not gay. i repeat, I am not gay. please help

>>533552995
nobody cares if you suck. you only get blocked if you're a blatant faggot cheater like sneedger or an massive faggot that makes tierlists like terr. fitting how he was always a faggot back in /dsg/ too

>>533552854
gg
got a little too zealous with healing instead of dodging

>>533552995
I don't care because we always win

>>533553260
I've only blocked people who are both bad and come here to blame everyone else for being shit. Slugma had a week long melty over one game that we won and so he's blocked, for example. I've completely lost a run before and not blocked anyone because they weren't a cunt about it.

>>533553459
that is also included in the massive faggot part even though i specified terr but yes that reason is correct too

dark darkdrift 1/3

>>533553876
imma comin

How long until the next Everdark?

>choose to play Nightreign at night
wowee those two runs sure sucked ass and it’s been almost 2 hours and I am tired maybe I should just go to sleep
>choose to play ER colosseum at night
played for 4 hours straight and didn't want to stop

>>533553592
Yeah I was posting in agreement with you

fag

weird

>>533552995
>blocking people
I usually don't do this but for /erg/, these are the reasons why I would have somebody blocked:
>being a massive faggot (having a melty over whatever that happened during an expedition in the thread, making gay tierlists. e.g. ace, terr respectively)
>being a relic cheating nigger trivializing things even more making the run less fun (e.g. sneedger)
I don't block people if they job (3barring on shit you shouldn't be jobbing to) because I've seen names that are glazed here job to the dumbest shit too. You aren't always going perform perfectly.

I got sent into the shadow realm after character select augur dudes

why the fuck does radahn have such massive mammaries

>summoned for Bayle
>work him over with cold footwork
>stagger him close to 2nd phase
>wild strikes+blood anchor on his nog and disintegrate him
>stands up and tries to change phase
>we kill him
>AoE goes off with no damage
>music starts only to instantly peter out and vanish

>>533554082
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWDSSSSSSSSS

Does anyone play the Elden Ring (not Nightreign) solely just for coop and not invade?

>>533554634
I do, I've been doing it for thousands of hours

>>533533945
He's also an unironic power tripping moderator, there's a certain pictures from one of his friends twitter (public pictures) that, when you post them, net you an instant ban from him no matter the context
they're not nsfw and they're not doxing, posting a public pic of a person posted on twitter isn't "doxing". He literally just instabans you for posting an image he doesn't want you to post

>>533554634
I played ER just like I play NR.
Pure faith support.

>>533554220
I'm the same mostly, and couldnt care less if someone three bars or does bad (and clearly not throwing). Most erg players are really good in my experience, or decent at worst.
Hell I've gone from near hitless runs to just dropping the ball several times in one run, so who am I to judge if someone is having a bad game.

That said
>Sneedgar
I ignored all the posts about him until I actually got in a game with him. Everything died absurdly quick and the game was just not fun.
Shit, if you want to hack a relic and give it a stonesword key or the gaol buff then whatever, but throwing in the marias and fell omen and whatever other buff is overkill to a detriment.
Still the only erg player ive blocked

>>533554634
I have 3000+ hours and I have done less than 10 invasions and I always feel bad when I do but good thing i have thousands of coop sessions with satisfied tarnishedses to look back on instead

play black myth wukong!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BTdzPB1yvk

>>533554634
I did quite a bit back when the expansion first came out, the amount of shit hosts that watch the cutscenes just to die instantly made me stop. LMSH did a number on the community, niggers think its ok to pay $100 for a game so someone else can beat it for you.

>>533554082
Its so cute when they're one with the bigger dick is the bottom. Its adorable watching it swing and bounce around while he gets fucked. Kino.

>>533555262
>the amount of shit hosts that watch the cutscenes just to die instantly made me stop
That's too true but I'm pretty tolerant since I'm pretty confident at my ability to hold aggro and carry
> LMSH did a number on the community, niggers think its ok to pay $100 for a game so someone else can beat it for you.
I would agree but this game is the most mechanically demanding so far so it makes sense that it filters more people.

>>533555209
I don't care for boringass visual novels and button prompt sequences

>>533554862
I hope you're good at dropping those heals because a lot of the time I see a support caster and just look at it as bloated boss HP for me to deal with

I feel like I got shadowbanned
queuing for all in erg leaves me in eternal 1/3 limbo and even the public queue takes forever

>>533555912
Relaunch.

>>533555812
The heal spell is for dungeons. For boss fights, I use golden vow + relevant elemental protection spell and focus on damaging the boss. Heal is too slow to be used on allies in fights.
NR having flask share is pretty cool though. It's a much faster aoe heal.

>>533555912
there was once where i was in que for 10+ minutes and then some anon posted that they were 2/3. i quit que and qued back up and got a match.

Anyone tried stacking the roar relics on executor?
Apparently it's 15% x 3

>>533555746
it doesn't have that thoughbeit? just more cutscenes and story than fromsoft games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvG3aOuyLE

is there a list somewhere of passives that work against maris? based on how much im seeing it im assuming increased ranged weapon damage works

>>533556256
+45% to dogshit is still dogshit I'm afraid
the roar is for healing, not harming

anyone else think the new fight is the most boring weve gotten so far?

>>533556163
>Heal is too slow to be used on allies in fights.
I've played with some serious business healers who have stood there with me in the fight and used attack windows to cast instead and I just swung through damage against the boss, but its good that you attack the boss

>>533556013
>>533556171
It's been like that the whole day, not just one session
I relaunched the game and reloaded by jumping off the map several times each

>>533556364
It's more interesting than Revtards and Guardianmains fighting over who is slightly less shit

Libra is a Mirrorknight/Halflight NPC invasion and Caligo is just spikier with more frostbite projectiles

Only Gladius can save this shitshow

>>533556576
Oh I also had this a few days ago, no idea the cause. It wasn't that I was blocked, because no matchmaking errors. It would be 1/3 for like 10-15 minutes and then go to 3/3 briefly and back to 1/3. I just played some Unbeatable instead and the next day it was fine.

>>533556551
Yeah, I know all the spell timings because I've never used a weapon besides the cipher pata in my 800 hours of ER. I did everything with spells.

>>533556364
everyone thinks that, yes

>>533553260
you aren't from /dsg/

executor relics
>gain HP on skill use
>gain HP on passive use
>gain HP on ultimate use
what the FUCK do they think this character does

>>533556290
the boss fights look gay and the little monkey boy looks gay and made to impress monkey brains, it reminds me of that ridiculous Robbie Williams movie with the epic monkey fight at the rock concert where they fight to the death while mouthing along the words to the faggiest songs imaginable

>>533552968
>>533553045
>>533553214
>>533554082
>>533554305
>>533555542
Not. Funny.

>>533553014
no shit, you stop him from consummating with his corpse puppet

>>533557074

Trying to make a thumbnail for a solo gameplay but it's difficult, any ideas?

>>533557150
fails deflect timing
so he gets hit and needs hp back

>>533557150
eats shit

>>533556364
Literally everyone holds that opinion.
>>533555209
It has some flaws but its a fun romp overall. Not bad for their first major game. Stylistically and aesthetically it mogs most From games.

>>533557150
even without any relics in mind, executor got jobbed so hard he's barely above guardian, but at least guardian got good shit like shield reflect
if executor had that too, he'd be a lot more useful, damage on deflect would be great, but they just keep fucking him over

>>533557298
Find a keep and a shield thumbnail is trying to deflect a golems arrow 1/8th second before impact

>>533557152
how could you say that awesome boss looks gay? unironically a fromdrone. other companies can make good games too you know

>>533556872
sounds miserable

>>533552958
>samefag
You wish threadclown.

>>533556783
>GAWDIUS will return to form as a new 'wall' for shitters and because the 2nd hardest alongside Heolstor
As intended.

>>533557176
Its not a joke, fag.

who's the hottest nightlord babe?
https://take.supersurvey.com/poll5545998x90F4BA82-164

>>533557775
I can say that because I have ears and eyes and importantly I am not a chinaman apologist, the voice acting and monkey noises make me want to point and laugh and equally make me want to gag and vomit, the animations are all showy spectacle with no substance or originality, I actually watched the whole video and it did not provoke any thought or awe beyond "aw man what a fucking stupid waste of my time"

>>533558096
since all it takes to unlock everdarks is to beat the base form, and not heolstor, i hope gladius is so hard it's scary.
he'll be unlocked literally as the second boss for new players, which is insane.
imagine doing a everdark as your second run.

>>533558435

>>533557150
>has fuckall health

>>533558435
MARIS>GNOSTER=CALIGO>REST

>>533528389 (OP)
If you had to remove 3 ergers who would it be?

>>533558435
> was called bait for rating ass and thighs above tits
>Adel in a steong lead in this
Cope and seethe, you ass hating faggots

>>533558435
either maris or gnoster

>new sovereign boss has a new gimmick
>it is even worse than Rykard because you need to use FP to deal damage
>and you are supposed to figure out that you recharge FP by holding block

What a waste of 40 minutes of a boss that requires you to do homework before playing the game....

>>533559092
yeah I just tried this for the first time and was hard carried by someone here. at least i had a lot of FP

>>533559092
You regard fp by using the weapon art. How the fuck are so many people filtered by this? You push the button that charges the attack, it regens fp while charging, you use the attack! Are people here fucking braindead?

>>533559092
Nightreign is my first Fromsoft game as well...

>>533559321
wait, you can charge the attack?

Fuck this, leaving Miyazaki out of nightreign was a big mistake.

>>533558950
>still seething
Sorry about your afrocanised fetishes btw

turns out maris is a retard filter

>>533559538
NTA but ass is the best thing since sliced bread

UPDATE

S+: Pepe EXTREMIST Sludge merchant

S: ZABITO BOGA Zorban Jellyfish Ukonzaemon Usu-- Devil Knight MAN-BIRD

A: ZdradaEnjoyer banderson Naggerman ender lilies fan JUST Skorvan Fishcake Raven Sens Ser John slugma Quintoneus Archetype Earth MARZ Awful

B: Lotus Mush Kohtalos MoonCricket littlemoney Yys Practice Minerva Wazoo WillyJohnson Osledor Freud Fae Spirit Nihilist Venator Monkeylord Dripstein

C: AIIIIEEEEEEEE bratty terr Pradaktar Doug Seiln Cardboard God Mofu COCA Shugo Zane Itsumade Spenny Bjark Salvare Clumsy Coterminus sumu Naefy Ace Arya

D: Shiftyduck mesugaki Lemur RevenantIsMyWife Fuffeypillow Aschev Remance YumYumOrange

F: Sneedgar Tranimelover2004

>>533559956
btw MARZ is a tranny, I had an e-sex discord call with them and they got that certified tranny voice (passable tho)

im scared of playing with erg bc i worry people will call me shitter, retard and namedrop me

>>533560163
>MARZ is a tranny
ok, and?

>>533559956
>ukonzaemon in S where they belong
Based

>>533559956
blow your brains out already
>>533560351
no one cares if you die a bunch as long as you're not annoying or a shitposter

>>533560351
That only matters if you care what we think of you

>>533560351
nobody cares as long as you don't cheat

>>533559956
>I'm on this list 3 times in 3 diffent categories

>>533560163
If it's a 'certified tranny voice' then it doesn't pass, chaser anon.

>>533557078
yes i am newfag you are too much of a newfag to remember berke/ippik9. kys retard

>>533544225

2/3 for all bosses password erg

1/2, handholding date to the cloudfish

>>533559956
Stop moving my name in these lists

>>533561382
3/3

>>533561590
4/3, what?

>>533559092
>What a waste of 40 minutes
glad I don't play that shit, even on bad dungeon summons I only ever waste a fraction of that time at most

>>533561634
5/3, it keeps going up!

1/3

Avoid this person.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971148856/

I am tired of doing 1vs3 in nightlord fights, might aswell play solo and not grind 30 min autism simulator

>>533559956
>swapped mains out of boredom
>perform just as well
>went up in list
surely there is no bias here

>>533559956
what kind of autism is this

>>533560797
Whatever faggot, there is nothing hotter than the whiney tranny voice moaning while I fuck her.

>>533559956
>still not on the list despite even playing with terr a few times

>>533562008
>lvl6 at night1
>2-bar'ed to wormface
>person you're raging about is still alive
yea i don't think that is entirely on him

>>533562008
You're down on two bars, who knows how since she has super aggro, and you want us to avoid someone else?

>duos gets released
>no one joins me and just keeps doing trios
Why

>>533562593
i never understood the hype around duos. unless you have a buddy to play with i guess. The game is clearly designed around 3 people

>>533562008
>Bird
>2 bar night 1
>Blames teammate
good morning Ace

>>533562170
Don't be so modest

>>533562376
>her
It's a mentally ill man
>outs xherself as a faggot and calls others faggot
You aren't straight, lil' bro

>>533562479
>>533562571
>>533562756
running in circles is the best strategy u guess. bravo anons.

>>533562008
Anon without any info you're just having a spite fueled melty.
For all we know you fell into a fugue state mid battle and woke up angry

>>533562376
>has sex with men
>calls other people faggots

>>533562473
Based on formatting, this is someone else's list. terr stopped spamming his list due to being buckbroken by the thread.

>>533562869
I should start recording vids

>>533563165
trans=man??
dont be a bigot

Just did Dark Maris solo and it was way more enjoyable than on multiplayer. Storm Ruler actually felt like a good weapon.

>>533563127
what info so you want exactly?

Just thinking about retrying maris makes me want to slit my rists and everything

>>533558832
I would remove myself

>>533563269
Great bait

gg heolstor
sry i just had to purge all the buffs off of you guys because they added that retarded funny effect

>>533563954
it was purging my rot and poison which was pretty funny

>>533562819
I think I've sucked enough dick to know what's straight or not.

>>533563954
>>533564169
gg exec & ironeye

gg other rev and raider, that run was cracked with all the legendaries we found

>>533559538
Thank you for speaking truth
>>533559956
Not reading a word of that kill yourself
>>533559092
>requires you to do homework
Perfect way of putting it what an embarrassment

What is worse - average guardian or a shitty ironeye

i played with terr who used a My Beloved on me and then she did not put me in the tier list, hmm

>>533533798
>this is bad
>Thumbnail shows ludo kino

>>533560797
>>533562376
>>533562819
>>533563165
funniest exchange in months

>>533564798
I think they're about equal honestly, but the guardian is at least more respectable and will press ult once in a while so the guardian

>>533564798
As long as he's marking ironeye can unbind all other attacks and still be better than half the roster.

the new simultaneous purchasing and selling of relics is so nice

>>533559956
>still in d tier

>>533564798
Average guardian will heal you and make banished knight castle funny so the guardian is better.

>>533563429
>what info so you want exactly?
It'd be a great start to know WHY you want us to avoid/block that guy

>>533547613
so is doe a dogwhistle for being black

>>533547613
Kill yourself

>>533534669
What is this from? It looks cute and sad…

>>533547613
Was he really gaslit into thinking the Let Me Solo Her build was actually good

>>533566350
NTA but its Takopi's Original Sin
Trying to find where to watch it right now

>>533558435
Soulless
>>533558695
Svvlfvl

gg wuv u <3

>>533566660
Frog.

I don't want to be that guy, but shouldn't it be Radagon's Hammer and not Marika's hammer?

>>533561153
I look like that

>>533566824
What's your favorite jump attack then

>>533566750
No since Radagon is the sword.

fuck your brother(s)

>>533563264
>Jewish population project
hmm…

>>533566660
>Duchess actually has 2 brothers

>>533558695
now we are fucking cooking

>>533566750
Marika wielded it first

what the fuck is happening to the erg queue how does someone like this even find the password

anyone see any other new relic stuff?

>>533558695
>fulghor

>>533566958
I don’t get the enemies felled statistic down there. Is it just broken or does a player’s individual kills also count enemies they just hit once?

>>533567117
that's just rewording

>>533556918
Source?

>>533566958
Are those 2 random puppies?

>>533567189
if it counts assists then it makes perfect sense

>>533567207
aww damn i thought it seemed different than before

new seamless coop update fucked pirates
sheeet

>>533567097
4chan has always been and still is mostly fags. Someday you people will stop lying to yourselves about that.

>>533567863
that's clearly not someone from 4chan though

Where did bloganon go? I loved reading his stories of ripping defeat out of the jaws of victory

>>533567097
>male man
… as opposed to a female man?
also
>average executer player

>check relics
>none of us was cheating
that was a fast horse

gg
you guys probably thought i was cheating lmao

>>533568116
He's just gonna bad faith you and pretend that it is
The reality is just that "erg" is kind of a generic password for a game named "elden ring"

>>533568345
>>533568390
did it skip phase two?

>>533568116
Clearly how

>>533568525
nah, he didn't get a chance to do anything in phase 2 except the initial arrow rain though

>>533568525
no it died 1 second after it landed and did the aldritch arrow attack
>>533568390
how

>>533567097
what was his in game name

glad they actually improved relics. If you're one of those faggots who have been saying
>it's fine, just spend 5 hours menuing
you should kill yourself

>>533566958
Why is your name 'gaping princess'

>>533568241
A male woman

>>533568684
Because she has good fucking taste

>>533568679
>glad they actually improved relics. If you're one of those faggots who have been saying
what did they do

>>533568841
made the ux less dogshit

>>533568636
>gaol relic with 3 gaols done
>ritual sword talisman
>two +2 physical attack up relics effects
>three 6% physical attack boss loots
>one 9% physical attack boss loot
>libra's demon plating and 400k runes in invy
>exaulted flesh
>golden vow
I was doing even more too because i had two 10% attack up with two armament passives and those don't show on the weapon damage number.

Had a pretty good run there where I was doing 3.1k per charged swing at maris but he started having a melty and throwing every attack at me

>>533568992
what a run

gg anons, AOE sleep is bullshit does anyone know how to deal with it? Distance doesnt seem to work
Went down to 1 hits a few times from not paying attention, but great run all together

>>533562008
I think you might just be a shitter Was great in the game we just finished, ie right after your melty

>>533569079
Every attack goes at everyone. Time your attacks so they block the beams, storm ruler deletes them. Retard.

>get a ''god run''
>nightlord fight ends in less than a minute
how do you fix this

>>533568664
ign was ''Right Babe'', he was playing wylder
the other player was also someone i've never seen before too, surprisingly both weren't a duo
i'm getting kind of tired of queueing erg and not getting people actually from /erg/

>>533569161
You have to stagger it out of the sleep, either with an ult or light ing damage does extra stagger damage during thst attack. You can also just lay down a warming stone and nap in it if all else fails.

>>533569247
>get lucky on big damage
>boss dies fast because big damage
??? Just throw all your stuff on the ground and fight it with your fists i guess?

>>533569161
>Hit your ally awake
>Dmg reduction
>Destroy the orbs for stagger
>Resistance passive buff from relic/boss drops
>Sleep boluess, eat them in the arena not when ever
>Warming stones and falling asleep on them

>>533569161
you attack them

>>533568841
You can now actually filter them properly and look for the exact stuff you want, + you can sell/fav them at the rewards screen
cuts away 90% of the menuing

>>533548496
this will be ludo if one of his bag of tricks is enabling friendly fire or tricking teammates into attacking each other.

>>533569189
>Ground laser beam always directed at me
>Boss always going ontop of me because I’m dealing the most damage
>Constantly spamming its twirl at me
Yeah fuck off

>does anyone know how to deal with it? Distance doesnt seem to work
idk guardian dropped some healing stones when i did it earlier
i was wondering what recluse was doing since i never saw her the whole fight but i assume she must have been running after it for affinity residue?
>how do you fix this
idk
i killed adel in like 25 seconds with the brony

>>533569318
>i'm getting kind of tired of queueing erg and not getting people actually from /erg/
how do you know if they are from /erg/

>>533569724
git gud

>>533569814
they spam cuck porn after the match because you didn't revive them for the 10th time
and then they try harassing your steam account

>>533569928
are you talking about slugma or that alex fella

>>533569814
>names you recognize
>post match ggs in the thread

>oh my is that a red wolf of radagon?
>better try fighting it with glintstone pebble
>>533570070
slugma will post on 6 different mobile phones complimenting himself after a match

>>533569814
they ignore gaols out of contrarianism.

>>533570463
>they ignore gaols
uhhh based?

Which of the two relics on the right should I replace the middle slot with?

>Giga Maris as Wylder
>completely destroy it with my greatsword build, each charged laser deals 2000+ damage
>still not having fun
Not being able to use any of the 5 good legendaries I had from Noklateo felt quite underwhelming.

>>533567241
https://x.com/_Bibuo_/status/1951040178803581249

1/3 for all bosses password erg

I am never queuing for tricephalos again

mush and yys art

>>533570801
2/3

>>533570872
Yeah it’s the hardest boss in the game and they make you fight Morgott and Bell Bearing Hunter in it.

flockbros won hard.

>>533570992
3/3

>>533571184
>dawn guardian
based

>>533569161
You have 40 hours in the game just from running in circles.
Why didn't you just use your pebble spell to kill the boss or revive me? You had a spear. Swap to the spear and revive if u had no FP.
You used Shattering Crystal two times and you missed both of them. After your attempt to revive you ran around in circles for solid 2 minutes.
Is this you https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971148856/ or am I talking to somebody else?

>>533571613
Nta but that's not me

dragonirian won

>>533571729
Who

>>533571729
Don't bronypost here, dragonirian

>>533565646
see this>>533571613

>schizo is samefagging again

>>533570702
I'd go with more vigor.

>>533571895
you'll get over it, though

>>533562008
post your own profile so i can block you

>>533571895
Don't bronypost here dragonirian

>>533571939
kys obsessed schizo

>terrsneedgerinian is off xis meds again

>>533571724
you're cool then

>>533572082
why did you let him fuck your sis?

>>533572160
What are you rambling about, schizo?

>>533572215
guess I don't get the reference

>>533570702
You don't really need extra fp on any character.
2 shards at overworld merchant
+ 2 shards at final merchant
+ 3-6 shards at any tower
is way more than you'll use.

"Evergaol attack up" is better than "Magic Attack Power Up +2" on Duchess or Recluse.
If that's the best you have because you're new, I'd use both of the right and replace middle and top.

>>533572284
You'll get over it, though

>>533572410
based little brother syndrome

wylderbros...

What relics should I use on Wylder?
He's the only one I do not have a build for.

>>533572432
don't bronypost here, terrsneedgerinian

>>533570965
not wrong though it's in reverse sometimes

>>533572518
If you weren't such a loser maybe you wouldn't be the threadcow

>>533572082
>>533572160
>>533572215
>>533572284
>>533572410
Loops activated

>terrsneedgerinian is in q and in gennie again
owari da

>>533568818
>she

>>533572579
are you guys a couple

>>533572510
+1 skill use
great sword follow up attack after skill
greatsword attack up
post damage recovery
vigor up

i kinda liked my purple flamberge...

>>533570965
Even doe she plays the canonical love interest now

>>533572510
only mandatory is 2 skill charges
other good things, see other anons post

>>533572510
+1 skill, fire ult, follow up, rally, evergaols

>>533571613
Holy shit dude, you need some fucking help
No that steam profile isn't me. I have never even had the thought of looking up someone's steam profile after a game.
You need to calm down if this is a common thing for you

>>533566750
they're one and the same so technically...

>>533570965
>>533573005
I'm so jealous of them

who's having a melty?

>>533566750
EB turns radagon into the sacred relic sword

>>533566016
more like a fire alarm chirp than a dog whistle

>oneyplays nightreign with lyle and tomar!
>tomar plays raider, chris plays wylder, lyle plays duchess
>tomar says they should always start the run by clearing the "little guys in the starting camp because they give enough xp for level 2 right off the bat". chris responds that he knows that since he's not a retarded noob
>chris dies to abductor virgin in first camp and asks where everyone is. tomar responds that he was busy chasing a scarab he saw outside. chris asks why the fuck he would chase after that and tomar says they have good items. lyle calls tomar a bugchaser and they all laugh.
>they kill the abductor virgin and lyle suggests they should go take a gaol with the key he found. they run past a church they don't take on the way there. it's farum azula beastmen and they wipe.
>they get invaded by morgott but somehow beat him. they run around clearing shit camps and ignore the castle.
>win day 1 boss despite being underleveled as fuck
>episode 1 over
>they keep playing but lose and there's no episode 2

>>533573675
hehe

>>533573765
am i supposed to know who any of these losers are

>>533573765
yep kino.

>>533573765
Who?

>>533573454
Just worry about yourself, either way I've had one e-gf and it didn't turn out well, long distance (other side of the planet)

>>533559092
>>533564771
holy fucking retardation

>>533573893
You really don't know who "Tomar" is?
It's that loser who wanted to kill chuds irl and had a channnel where he would debunk right wing conspiracy theories "the pondering llama" or something.

>>533573630
>Slugma/sens posting their humiliation rituals again

>>533574451
as i said, am i supposed to know who any of these losers are

>>533570965
>trans x trans
hecking cute and valid.

>>533574552
Because I told you

Anons
This new boss is absolute dogshit. What the fuck were they thinking?
Genuinely, get a fucking grip.

60 second fulghor, bros i think we need to go deeper

Nightreign Seamless Co-op was updated. Will host within the hour.

>>533575104
he barely even got to do anything lmao

gg rev and executor
Sorry for not going back for you on night2 circle executor, i was counting and hauled ass when i realized how close it was going to be. Made it inside by 3 seconds before big damage ticks and it was right as the circle fully closed too.
We were REALLY close to a loss just from that.

How did they make Augur even more unfun
At first I thought "oh kino, le reference" but then it became a bullet hell game with no openings

>Vs giga Maris
>Wylder points Gaol at the very start of the match
>Know the outcome but go along with it
>Unsurprinsingly we wipe, Wylder going down first and then 2 baring
Then he spent all the game jobbing, me and raider did most of the work
Giga Maris aint as bad as people say, but it wasnt really a good boss fight either

>>533575290
The rune is ass too.
Fuucken hell

GG Executor and Ironeye. That Super Maris fight felt rough but I'm glad I was able to finish him using the pile bunker.

>>533575583
NEVER MAKE DEALS WITH JEWS
If I play with erg and you don't kill the jew, you will be BLOCKED.

>>533575604
Was it? I still had 6 flasks, 4 warming stones, one sleep bolusses and a wending.

>>533558695
gladius = sword because dog has sword
adel = derived from words meaning noble/elite because "the baron" lorded over its island
gnoster = knowledge/awareness because wise
fartass = fortis, AKA strong/fortified, don't know why they didn't just use fortis since the japanese did
animus = spirit/mind/courage/anger for angry red ghost bug
maris = "of the sea" obvs
libra = scales, like the zodiac sign and his merchant disguise
fulghor = lightning because his gods manifest in lightning
caligo = latin for darkness/dimness/obscurity of sight, as if in fog
heolstor = old english for darkness/covering/concealment, since he's the nightlord

heolstor's name in japanese is nameles, which was maybe too on the nose given his background?

>>533575583
Why ain't you guys taking damage?

>>533575721
making a deal then killing him feels like paying hookers then murdering them afterwards for your money back
in GTA of course

>>533575213
'tis alright you did the right thing, it's my stupid ass fault for going down in the first place
ggs

>>533575178
I take it I need to download the updated version and place the files in the game directory?

>>533575721
That fat cuck defended AssCreed Negros btw, he's not based by any means.

>PREASU FUCKU MY WOMEN BRACK MAN

>>533575892
she ulted and we both ran out of the ground seals

>>533557462
maybe if you like boring regurgitated chink slop

>>533575872
How come EN and JP names for Heol are different anyways? Could have easily named him Heorustor in JP or something

>>533575583
>>533576375
don't show this to the local duchesstroon here
xhe is gonna have another melty about how you should only dodge attacks by rolling

I say, I say, boy... Can I please just get a fucking Foghorn Leghorn mod for the Guardian already?

>>533576851
SAAR DO NOT INSULT THE ENGLISH TEAM SAAAAR

>>533574975
It would be cool if they were bigger so he could be an appleseed reference

Ggs

Darkness users are the best

this is what I have on my toon right now

>>533576563
that game literally has a whole ass short story written with a moral at the end and a cool painting of the monster for every single enemy type and boss in the game (so several hundreds), while fromsoft just has their vague-ass zanzibart item descriptions. i love fromsoft games but they're certainly not perfect and that part is a billion times more soulful in wukong.
here's an example of just one of these:

Hills and rivers, nature's way,
Kindness grows like grass and wood.
Plants may fade, then bloom in May,
All shall still stand where they stood.

Once upon a time, a young wolf followed a grey elder wolf to learn the art of hunting. Despite his cleverness and diligence, the young wolf struggled to catch any prey. One day, the pale elder commanded him to find food alone or face hunger. Then the young wolf, hiding in the shadows of the mountains, finally managed to catch a rabbit. However, instead of eating it alive, he gently licked the rabbit's wounds, as if to heal them.

The rabbit took the chance and fled into a pond, struggling to swim to safety, but the young wolf in pursuit forced it back into the water. Just as the rabbit was about to drown, the young wolf rescued it, softly nudging its head and helping it breathe. The rabbit woke up conscious but bewildered. Suddenly, the distant howl of the grey elder startled both of them. In his panic, the young wolf accidentally crushed the rabbit under his paw.

Heartbroken, the young wolf wept bitterly. As the elder approached and inquired, it became clear: the young wolf couldn't bring himself to kill the rabbit, so he repeatedly spared its life. Yet, he also feared his own hunger, and that's why he refused to let go. Acknowledged, the grey elder then advised, "Your false kindness brought misery. Instead of hesitation, both of you would have been better off with a swift end."

>>533547573
>>533547613
Subhuman big pharma slave faggots deserve to die miserable deaths. All of you collectively are worth less than Freddie Mercury.

>multiple fun purple or legendary weapons in a run, including based Morgott sword
>had to either drop them for Wylder or reject in favor of passives
pain, it might be time to start wyldin' again so I get to use some weapons

What do you even "build" for augur? Skill up, magic up, negation?

gg anons
I remember when fulghor a nightmare for me, now purple horse is fun

>everdark heolster dimension tears various elements
>the everdark boss flies through and performs their respective chains of supermoves until repelled

>>533577501
He's the easiest boss in the game

>>533577464
I go full survivability and negation. bro is an hp sponge no matter how much damage you stack. additionally hoarde the glowies

>>533548352
>>533549189
>>533566349
>>533577416
>she wasn't here for the /erg/ watch party of that stream
way to out yourself as a newfag

>>533577674
I don't watch industry plant normalnigger streamers. Post your steam so I can block you.

>>533577674
Again, kill yourself

>>533547191
lit who

>>533577896
The strongest

>>533578124
you sound retarded

>>533578159
Well I'm not

Duos lost bigly, trios still on top

summoning sleepy!

>>533577501
I was playing like shit i wasnt paying attention to my health at all.

GGs tho twas fun

I wanna try seamless with you guys but I also really wanna sleep, fuck my life