Sussur Tree Edition
>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99
>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki
>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/
>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpasta
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>>533233716
I'm going to say it BG3 needed more companions that were white women
Impregnated by Artstation
>>533559443>>533559276You never responded to me before, how was your tri-daily ao3 gooning session?
>playing with mod that shows all dialogue flags/reactions/etc.
>talk to Halsin, ask how he's doing
>all follow-up dialogue choices activate flag for having flirted with him
Man what the fuck.
>>533559592women usually don't respond to you right
>>533559847You owe him sex
>>533559847his writer made him a sex pest
>>533559917So, not very well? Couldn't find one you haven't read before?
>>533559847Stop fighting the inevitable
>>533560231halsin is JACKED holy
>>533559986I dont know incel couldnt you?
>>533560358Those arms scare all the chuddies and transbians
>>533560358Boy, things were different back then.
You wanted to do something private with another man... it wasn't gay.
No, sir.
Was just two men sharing each other's strength.
>>533560681>I want to lay with you under the stars
>>533560876>never hung out with the bros, shirtless, on a hot summer nightWoman detected
>muh purity
the changes are good
dnd 5e is gay tabletopjank
>>533564320no one asked for your opinion
>>533564624i wonder who could be behind this post
>>533564320Which changes from 5e do you like? I’m curious.
Also do me a favor and link any snippet showing you’re actually in a 5e game or have played it before
Should be quite easy, right
Larian should have used the 3.5e system.
>>533564885i bet this is the same guy who shilled the pathfinder mod
no one cares about your version either
Larian should have used the Adnd ruleset
If larian actually knew how to make a game they would have made a game based off of 2e.
This should have been a Magic the Gathering game.
should have made dos3 instead
BG3 should have been a rogue like Tetris game loosely based around the lore of Darkest Dungeon 1
>>533565570That will never happen besides online card games. Because then wizards will have to define the magic system beyond "planeswalkers and some super special people can do some really cool shit"
We just hit 115k downloads!
>no true scotsman
predictable response
>>533566773Who are you responding to???
>>533566541I can't see or imagine Minthara without hearing IN MENZOBERRANZAN.
I fixed her… I fixed her… Jenny is perfect now… my perfect… pure… dol- wife… perfect… with no… H-H-H-*ack*
>>533567425Perfect… she’s perfect now… she never disagrees with me… everyone loves her and will kill me if I betray her… she’s perfect…
>>533567713Perfect… we never disagree… she never talks about her past… nothing I dislike ever happened when she was a full on cultist… perfect… my pure tradwife… Jenny….
How come there's no really Astarion mod?
>>533568183fat women can't mod
Does the mod make it so Shadowheart actually has a chance to kill the Nightsong without being goaded into it? If so I'll ignore any shitposting against it and say it's worth trying out.
If it doesn't then the mod is LITERALLY useless.
>>533568183Women don't see a problem with his personality.
>>533568183#1 women
#2 women adapt to their partners
#3 women are into gay rapists
>>533568272Of course it doesn’t, because that would actually be in line with Shadowheart’s character and not the doll waifu the ESL who created the mod thinks she is
esl
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>He's not even lying
Saars please download the Really Shadowheart mod to restore true Jenny thanking you
>>533568272she was always seluines child chud
>>533566629does this make shadowheart feminine?
>>533569481she is already trans
really shadowheart is literally the best bg3 mod on the nexus
how do sharters reconcile the fact that the mod in fact does confirm they got cucked and why they need to change it in the first place
>>533568183and what would you change?
Is it possible to add an entirely new scene? If so, I’d love a cute macabre date in act 2
>>533570072>posts cuckstarion
I glad I picked karlach the first time i played and stuck with her.
>>533570072By playing the actual game.
>>533570579feet stink retard
>dumb question
are there any good necromancy/bard out there? (is it even a good multiclass?).
ive never tried summoner build but ive really liking bard.
i tried rogue/fighter/bard multiclass... its just bad. the dmg output is not there.
>I'm glad I picked the girl that rapes and plunders your asshole and stuck with her
Stockholm syndrome
>>533571245a sexual act during consensual sex isn't rape
>>533571148The closest you can get really is taking Animate Dead as one of your Lore Secrets
None of the Necromancers have any synergy with Bard.
Necro/Bard is MAD and Necro benefits from just going pure necro
Cleric/Bard had insane spell overlap and is MAD
Spores requires 5-6 levels before you start doing necromancy stuff, but I guess a 6 Spores/6 Lore Bard wouldn’t be AWFUL. You’d be a Necromancer who buffs their summons and has… passable spellcasting
Hex/Bard is a more martial Necromancer, still get your Animate Dead but you also get the spooky Hexblade ghost
All of them are “viable” on anything other than HM, but none of them are going to be busted or particularly strong
>>533571940Okay try to "surprise" your girlfriend with buttsex and see how it goes.
>>533571148the multi casted skeleton/zombie spawn spell always bugged out for me
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Should I try talking/getting caught once I’m actually inside the Goblin Camp interior? I peacefully got in the courtyard and talked to a lot of people and then blew my way through the wall on the roof because the Ogre wouldn’t let me through and the inside seems much more strict.
I imagine they will still at most go “oi, you!” In their stupid Goblin voices and give you a chance to use your Ithilid power or some other check to get out of combat, but should I bother? Do I miss anything interesting, would it be better to scout the inside more?
Idk why I’m so indecisive about this.
>>533574445if you're protecting the grove they pretty much all gotta die eventually anyways
>>533574445its very easy to bushwhack 90% of the interior one by one without getting caught, and you can poison the beer outside to really thin their numbers too.
>>533574445>the ogre wouldn’t let me throughAnon you can literally just walk up and click the door
What are you talking about
>>533574445>>533575387>anon heard the ogre say “no go inside no fun inside”>thought this was the ogre baring entry and not the ogre repeating his own orders
i share a general with literal retards
>>533575841people pretending to be attracted to laezel ironically resulted in unironic frog fuckers, you're just now figuring this out?
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>>533575387>>533575694He sounded really insistent and threatening about it…like “you WILL drink and dance OR ELSE!”
>>533576054Based ogre vibechecking
>>533574752I guess so. I mostly just don’t have any ithilid powers left or spells that would make stealthing easy and I don’t want to go down there and risk something starting a combat when I’m so depleted.
I also got the War Horn from lump and I’m tempted to use it and go Shock & Awe since this seems like the ideal time to use it, unless I’m wrong.
>>533571148>Bard/Thief/Fighter>the damage output is not thereAre you comparing to Resonance Stone Shadow Blade Divine Smite? Because very little will compare to that.
>>533576717so once you're in the front doors there's a little cluster guarding the entrance on the inside, those are the only ones that really stop you and harass you at that point. once you walk past them the other goblins assumes that you got in legit regardless of how you actually got in.
Either way though, if you're out of resources you should probably just sleep. Supplies aren't too hard to come by.
the game really wasnt all that in hindsight
>>533576978Astarion after spending one night in camp with Big H (he will never walk right again and has to take incontinence medication for the rest of his life)
>>533577086bg3 is a great game
it just has abysmal replayablility
>>533577913>t. 1600 hours played
>>533577086The game sets up a ton of plot lines that end up either rushed, unsatisfying or unfinished in act 3, next game will be way better that's just how larian works
dos1<dos2<bg3, so on and so forth
>>533578367next game will be their downfall actually, you can see meme gamers already gearing up for it
>>533564885...is what I would say if I were an RTwP fag stuck in the past.
>>533578857pay attention, even you can notice it
Is there any way to be immune to critical failures on pickpocketing? Rather annoying that you're pretty much guaranteed to fail on your second or third theft no matter how high your stats are.
>>533579872Yes. It's called Reliable Talent.
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Reliable_Talent
>start getting major stuttering on the map screen only after new hotfix
thanks for nothing larian
>>533579990check this guy's hard drive
>>533579965Is there any way to get something similar early in the game? By act 3 you have infinite money and wouldn't need to steal anything.
Astarion would be the kind of dad that would leave his baby alone while he goes to the nearest tavern getting shitfaced
>>533580073oops all astarion
>Immediately sneak attack Wyll as soon as I find him in the grove, in front of everyone. He dies instantly
>Convince nearby NPC he is merely sleeping and that I did nothing wrong
>Talk to the NPC
>"The Blade of Frontiers. What a thrill for the children!"
>He's looking down at Wyll's corpse which is offscreen
>All the children are cheering at Wyll's corpse
>>533580171Having Advantage reduces the probability of critical failure to 1 in 400. Beyond that, I simply recommend not stealing. Is your Thief capable of that?
>>533581343Yeah, I guess I'll have to put it off until I can get the thievery gloves.
How many mods did the hotfix break? Is it worth going through the effort of rolling back updates?
the timeline in this game is so fucked it's hard to understand what happened last week and what happened 10 years ago
>>533580404waiting for the day when it weighs 75 kg like him
>>533580320nah astarion would bring the baby to the bar for everyone to fawn over.
>>533581580Enhance ability dexterity will give you advantage and it's only a second level spell so you can use it from level 3 onwards.
>>533581846any specific instances you're thinking of?
>>533580320Astarion is not a person and is incapable of breeding
>>533582836Then how do dhampires exist?
>>533583697Why doesn't karlach know her own kids name?
>first I eat the artifact, then the nautiloid, then the city, then the sword coast, and then the rest of Faerun
I can't believe there are simps who romanced this whale.
>>533579692>using all buffs when most of them aren't necessary for most of the fights
>>533585456thats the RTWP gameplay loop tho
dur
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>>533574445Have you considered just killing everything that moves and then doing the same for the grove?
>>533585547Only for 3.5 and pathfinder games. This shit just didn't happen most of the time in BG1+2 and Icewind Dale.
>>533585281Too much goodberry
>>533585547Pillars doesn't have this problem
>>533584323She’s a family friend. The kid’s mom is sister
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>>533586764The only thing to fear is fear itself
>>533583356An actual vampire
Astarion is a spawn and is infertile
>>533587265>half of them are anime tropesHoly shit what a special snowflake race
>>533587414>Holy shit what a special snowflake raceNo one brought up ASSimars
>>533587265Tavstarion baby is 7
>>533587687It’s not like he’s a REAL vampire
>>533589490Proud.
Regal, even.
>>533589490Dead since the beginning of act 1. Shartofart ate her.
>>533585643On this subject, what happens if you already slaughtered the Grove before you ever entered the Goblin camp?
>>533590376You can tell Minthara you already slaughtered the Grove and she’s impressed, then says to meet her there because she has to check it out
You meet her there and the post-grove massacre cutscene plays
>>533590605I take it that is when you'd lose Karlach and Wyll?
>>533590376Try it and then report back to here with the results.
>>533566629This is a good mod and I wish the other companions had equivalent mods.
>>533590827correct. they have a melty and leave. alfira dies if you have the companion mod for her, but you can res her with a scroll (not with durge though. it glitches out and permakills her)
>>533591594insane that they moved the release date because they thought starfield was going to be actual competition for bg3.
>save the grove, remember that I didn’t do the shadow Druid quest line
>leave and go get the note, go back and talk to Kagha
>there are goblins in the Grove fighting the Druids
>kill the goblins
>talk to Kagha, tell her I know she’s in league with the Shadow Druids
>she tells me she’s going to do the Rite of Thorns and what am I gonna do to stop her
>only options are “Attack” and “Do whatever you want”
>attack
>all the Druids join in
>after the slaughter, get a pop up
>WYLL DISAPPROVES
>he chides me next time I go to camp
>Halsin has nothing to say
What the fuck just happened
Gentlemen. The options:
>Kill or Save Gale
>Kill or Drag around the frog: frog fetishists opinions will be ignored
>If dragging around the frog: let shartofart kill her or convince shartofart to spare her: frog bro opinions will be ignored
>Get a barbarian or get some sick ass robes.
I'll let you decide.
>>533596408>"I am a faggot" fixed
>>533596408Save Gale ’s hand
Save Frog then get her to stay loyal to Vlaakith
Get robes
Have Shartthefart save Frog then antagonize her into drawing a weapon on you at the Shadowfell
>>533589490Adorable amphibian.
yeah that goodberry mod is still pretty great. thanks, anon that told me about it if you see this o7
>>533594840your timeline doesn't make sense, if goblins were attacking then you didn't save the grove yet
>>533592139was still probably smart since starfield was a mega release regardless, but it is quite something how it petered out so quick, i don't even want to say it crashed and burned because it was more like a wet fart
Lae'zel is love.
Lae'zel is life.
Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.
Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>533601706i mean yeah i'm not complaining since pc got the game like a month ahead of schedule :p
>>533596408Save Gale
Let Shart kill the frog
Barbarian only because you can't turn her into a pair of boots in this game
>>533596408gale is cool
dunk on toad before putting her out of her misery
robe is dogshit, so might as well take free barb
>>533601582There were four goblins in the main area, where the idol of silvanus normally is while the Druids are chanting the Rite of Thorns
I’ve never seen the fight before either. Maybe it was because I stole the idol? She did have some line about them being exposed now
>>533602362licking sharty's toes after she steps on that worm
>>533602537oh neat, yeah you just did things in a weird order which usually results in some out of place dialogue
this faggot game broke my pc
just finished killing Ansur, did i enjoy the fight?
>>533605479no the game is a faggot
>>533602537I literally just got this encounter now, except it was after I did the druid grove raid and killed all the goblin leaders and did the camp party celebration. Fast traveled back to the grove to sell some junk, all the druids were in the area with the idol, even the ones that are normally in-doors, and there were four goblins just a few feet away from them that started a fight as I got near.
Never saw this shit before, but I also never did the grove raid before either.
mods to give tav and female companions unique vulva?
what is the point of underwear?
>>533607447collects shadowjuices for later sniffing, +1 CON
>shadowheart: im so dark, so mysterious, i am up to all kinds of nefarious no good things
>also shadowheart: omg owlbear baby HIII :DDDDD
>>533610450larian turned her into a disney princess midway through development, it's funny how shart can threaten to shank you in act 1 if you use your tadpole to read her mind right before she starts playing with scratch while tawking wike dis uwu
>>533610450For me? Sneak Attack on Shart while she bangs on the door on the beach.
>>533611167the two chads that saved bg3
>>533610450thats realism actually
>>533611167yeah her being cute with the dog is the only reason I kept her alive. never got the romance past nightsong because she spazzed out and I kicked her ass into the shadow realm, so might see what that's like for once. maybe not tho. the 'muh cult muh cult' shit is bugging me again
>>533612301another poor soul filtered by shadowheart points
>>533611167That's part of why I like the really shart mod, it increases how high her approval of you has to be before you stop getting her "mean" dialogue. No more "you're the most important thing that ever happened to me" 10 minutes into the fucking game.
>>533614785It's way too easy to get high approval from the companions, I've literally never heard the low approval greetings from them and I've been playing the game since 2021, imagine how could it would have been to meet a companion with whom you had low approval in the epilogue the party and you get to bury the hatchet
>>533614919cool it would*
>>533614919>It's way too easy to get high approval from the companionsHave you tried being a half-decent person while Astarion is in your party?
>honor mode
>forgot that shit talking vlaakith kills you
why can't she kill the octopus in the magic gith dice though?
>>533605725Happened to me two days ago. Goblin raid done, Kagha questline done, goblins appeared one rest after that. There was four near the idol and stumbling into them made the druids fight them too. Kagha didn't turn hostile or have special dialogue afterwards.
>>533616292just leave her in avernus
>>533615393not them but yeah. had high approval with him in act 3 even while playing a moralfag
>>533615393-1 doesn't amount to much when you bother to do his quest, larian played too safe
>>533616518i tried but the game forces her on you like a writer's pet
Jostica definitely just rapes random officers for fun.
>>533615410she is literally not even trying to kill the squid in the artifact. she doesn't even know he's there.
whats the best way to go to the shadowlands supposing you did both the creche and the underdark already? is there any difference?
>>533619691one puts you closer to last light, the other puts you closer to the bad guys you can blend in with. i genuinely cannot remember which is which though lol.
i saved owlbear cub from captivity and let him sniff me to track our camp. when this lil dude come to see my dog and tressum cat?
also, why did gale's mother seek a wife to her archmage son? He is a handsome chad with goddess gf, his mom is too overprotective
Minsc innocence was debunked by reddit
I only keep Wyll around for his demon boss.
>>533622080third one's a remnant from the cut minsc origin
Do we really need a separate thread for bg3? Shouldn't it be more logical to be in crpg thread with other games?
Game basically completed, swen won't add major content only minor bug fixes ahead.
>>533624309this is unironically a containment general
Do you think they will do something for the two year anniversary?
Maybe reveal their next game?
>>533624706maybe theyll make this game good
>>533624706you'll get fanarts retweeted on twitter and unfunny sex jokes
>>533622080Man... I am actually impressed. Minsc is the ideal man. He only has sex when it's necessary. His life is free of desire and lust unlike Halsin . Minsc is WAY more monk than ranger or barbarian.
>>533625406>His life is free of desire and lustThis is my biggest dream.
was it ever settled in all this time that the emperor had real feelings or not?
or that they were entirely just some cold blooded, calculating monster that was just feigning all emotions?
that underdark mindflayer seems to not be a sociopath so i don't know why the emperor necessarily is
>>533626185>or that they were entirely just some cold blooded, calculating monster that was just feigning all emotions?this one
Omeluum
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>>533626265damn
i thought this guy being sociable could mean the emperor also wasn't just octopus
>>533626185Mind flayers are capable of feelings. The squid spells it out plainly:
>Feeling is vital to the pursuit of anyone's goal. Even a mind flayer's.>Like you, mind flayers know fear. Like you, we crave recognition.It has no reason to lie about that, but such an admission means little. What you're really asking is whether they're capable of empathy, compassion, or even love - genuine human connection. And the answer is obviously no.
>>533614386another gay faggot pretending she's not a shit character
>>533617337>hehe no one played the game past nautiloid in this thread and knows shart is actually like this instead of the angry frog that I said it was :^))))) (upboat pls xD)except we did, retard
>>533628687brap proficiency
>>533628687easy on the goodberries Jenny
I'm pretty sure they did it on purpose. the gnome who says he kissed her, the book that calls sharrans cuckolds by name, her reaction to the camp orgy halsin proposal, and her saying she's been thinking of sex with halsin for a while. there's too many things piling up for it to be innocent. it's a cruel joke hidden in what they knew would be the most popular romance choice by a sick mind
>>533633487Shadowheart is a polyqueen
are there queen of spade mods for shadowheart
>>533633487This is a lie. You purposely did everything to get this outcome.
Da2vm
Have you tried...not taking Shadowheart to the brothel?
I build sh as war cleric. That should I use as a weapon? Reach? Hard hitting ones like fighter frog uses?
Imagine not being a MintharaCHAD. Even lacking any content she still mogs Shadowslut.
>>533635240She is for urge mc but she get mog'd by urge'a sister wife Orin.
>>533638379Gale minthy hate sex
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squirrelbros?
>>533587265through sheer willpower he can get Tav pregnant if he wanted to
Missionary with Astarion with the intent of procreation
Astarion asking Halsin to impregnate Tav because he's sterile
>>533643054no it has to be Astarion's
>>533635240minthara's great but bae'zel is written better and cuter
>>533643293only Ascended Astarion can do that sorry
>kids in camp with halsin and astarion
yikes
>>533622080Minsc is so much better than the other men of this game and we can't fuck him. We were robbed.
>>533639831She does love to gorge on squirrels.
I have a question about the Sentinel Feat.
The game says says when an enemy in melee range “attacks an ally” you can use it. Does this actually include ranged attacks from archers and spells from casters? I saw someone on Reddit say it didn’t work when they were next to an archer. I’d like to take it so I can use a tank to dissuade long range enemies from shooting the squishier characters, but if it doesn’t do that I don’t see the point.
Have any of you used it like this or know if it works before I take it?
im going to take the BGII pill as a 30 year old boomer
am i in for gaming nostalgia or just pain?
>>533570867>feet stinkthats the best part
Uh oh... Looks like the Frog emptied out the bag of holding for food!
FAT Frog
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Frog sisters. How do I fix this?
can karlach still be saved if Dammon died?
I'm going to run a tactician 4 Eldrich Blast Warlock party for fun, how screwed am I having no thief to lockpick/fighter to bash walls etc?
>>533650417gorion's ward and imoen are bhaalspawn btw a book in bg3 tells you that
>>533656542You're so lame
>get to act 2
>remember isobel
>gaseous form can't be cast on her
>no banish
>no arcane lock (the 1 time in the game you would consider casting it)
>sanctuary permits her to get herself killed because she is stupid as fuck
i don't want to do it, can i have my lamp back? why'd that harper faggot take it
>>533656258eldritch blast fucks up walls son
>>533657597least you didn't barricade those two doorways with like 16 barrels/chests just to have those faggot gargoyles glitch right through them like they weren't there
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>>533657416you closed your eyes and ears during the murder tribunal to not hear what the narrator or your companions said about sarevok anchovy?
>>533657597If you can trade with her during dialogue you can turn her into an ally, maybe then Gaseous Form will work.
>>533628687yes anon do you know what a joke is?
>>533650417The story and characters still hold up. It's good.
There's a mod to remove beamdog's additions that is worthwhile.
1 isn't very long, and 2 is a direct sequel, so it's probably worth playing first.
>>533657795its over... karlach will never be able to have sex again, or form a family with cute tiefling babies
in a parallel universe laezel started with the artefact and we have an autistic posting cute shadowheart daily and annoying everyone by not using a trip or name
is it more evil to take gales hand or kill flying cat in front of him
asking for a friend
>start act 2
>first enemy is level 20
quite the difficulty hike
>>533661450what enemy is that
what mod is that
>>533657597i just won with brute force and a retard conga line that didn't entirely work because it moved one of my character to place the winged retard fuck off game
Waifus, Husbandos
Love & Harmony
>>533643882ascending him for this reason
>>533657597>go first because alert>attack the boss>auto-crit because of illithid powers>kill him because of auto-crit smitePaladin chads win again.
>luck of the far realms
you didnt beat the game
>>533634196Cute Marcy btw
>>533663723>lae'zel really just going around with half her cheeks hanging out
>>533664157dont take this the wrong way but she looks retarded
and thats my kink
>>533663837>Spawn Astarion can't impregnate Tav>Spawn Tav cannot get pregnant>Ascended Astarion will end the romance if you don't become his spawnbit of a pickle
>>533664242Don't worry, none taken: she's a druid, of course she's got high WIS but meh INT.
I love Karlach, if only she was a cute white girl like Shadowheart instead of a horned demon i might have romanced her instead
>>533664609what happens if you become his spawn but dominate the brain
the tadpole magic should mean he cant dominate you
It's not like Thisobald's place has competition in Reithwin...
>>533667202The company is nice too
>>533558102Only to remind the pig of its profound, genuine stupidity - not to condone its subhuman "humor." See, it can keep posting slop and avatarfagging like an attention whore, it may even double down on joking about Astarion's past of sexual abuse as a way to "own it up," but it will always remain one of the stupidest posters to ever run its mouth. Not once in over a year of slop have I seen it demonstrate intelligent thought on any topic, ever.
>When Sharran Shadowheart kills her parents, it is revealed that Shar's curse has plagiarized the souls of the Hallowleaf couple.>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier
i remember in DOS2 in my third playthrough i tried doing an evil playthrough but i didn`t feel good about myself doing these things and stopped midway
>>533667202hey i recognize that drow
>None of the elements present in the game suggest that Astarion was ever sexually abused
>Being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master.
Genuine, not performative stupidity.
>>533668857anon you can't just say all drow look the same
What is the magic damage to Savage Attacker?
shar orchestrated everything to get revenge on ketheric for betraying her
SHARty is the main character
>>533668857Pretty similar, I turned my Tav into an illithid on the first blind playthrough and felt bad about everyone but me getting a happy ending so for the current one is a milfy drow resist durge and Orpheus can squid himself.
>>533669231magic damage counterpart*
>>533668231two disgusting creatures that made bg3 look like a joke
>>533668931My drow looks a century or two older desu
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How much do you miss if you never recruit Wyll or Karlach? Does it lessen the experience?
I pretty much went straight to the Goblin Camp and never ended up talking to him or going to her part of the map, figuring I could do it later. Now Minthara is gonna attack the grove and when I talked to Wyll he just told me to blow the horn.
Should I live with my choice or go back to a previous save?…or will I be able to recruit him and do his quest later?
>>533669687There isn't a direct equivalent, but spellcasters already get to double cold and lightning damage for the small price of a Create Water spell or a water bottle. Savage Attacker only adds roughly 30% damage on average in the best-case scenario.
>>533670363I don't think you're already past the point of no return, maybe you can still recruit Wyll if you save the Grove, and probably Karlach will be there after Wyll talks about her
IDK tho
>>533670363>How much do you miss if you never recruit Wyllyou'll miss 2 camp followers, a cool rapier and some lore about one of the biggest dungeon in act 3
>karlachnot much her quest is the shortest one among the origins
>>533605725>>533615843Those sound like the gobs that are supposed to help you in the fight against Kagha, Rath, his wolf and the halfling.
>>533670682I think she was added pretty late into development so that makes sense.
>>533670363>Wyllbiggest loss is Mizora showing up in your camp
>KarlachShe has (1) good scene in the game and that she offers to become a squid, thus potentially avoiding the entire squid dilemma.
>>533671818>Astarion from the final patch animation
gave the warding bond rings to minty and gale
>pay 2k on double cantrip gloves
>discover its only once per rest
Biggest disappointment of my life
>>533669231Magic damage gets broken in other ways, like metamagic quick casting or easily stacking arcane acuity or applying wet to double lightning/cold damage etc. etc.
>>533670616I guess another question. I haven’t freed Halsin yet. If I defeat the raid before then does anything happen to him? Will the camp still be full of goblins?
>>533671490She shows up if you don’t recruit him or you miss her showing up?
>>533671818Idk what emotion I am supposed to be reading into this
>>533673583>Selunite Shart wearing Dark Justiciar armor
>Legendary helmet
>worth: 760 gold
>Very Rate helmet
>worth: 2100 gold
?
>>533673741Halsin will free himself and show up back at the grove after the raid. You can also just bust him out of jail first before the raid happens.
>>533672239>galeWho? Oh, you mean the wizard.
>>533669348hnngggg his FACE
>>533664609good thing I always kill the brain after ascending him with no long rest inbetween heehee!
why does minty get mad if you go back to act1
>>533676368Scripting issues.
>>533676368they didn't program her for that and it makes her self conscious
>>533676254>the decision to start a family and raise a couple of kids for 15-20 years can change after a night's rest
>>533673583ugly anime art style
>>533677627post your work
>>533676672he's a work in progress but I can fix him
>>533677886guessed as much
>>533673741>She shows up if you don’t recruit him or you miss her showing up?She's absent when you don't recruit / kill Wyll, essentially.
>>533676368No backwards, only forwards. She is eager to kill Orin.
>>533676485Oddly enough she actually has approvals and comments in act 1. The creche and the underdark mostly, and with Ethel. There was a time where you could take her back there and she did talk about stuff. There was also a time after that where they made it so she stops you, but you could cast silence which prevented her from starting the "don't go back" dialogue which would allow you to bring her back as well.
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>>533679593STOP stealing his shirt
>>533676073Yeah... I want to sit on his face while I’m on my period. His whole face would be a mess from the blood
>Yeah... I want to sit on his face while I’m on my period. His whole face would be a mess from the blood
>>533680110i steal his shirt almost every single time lol it just looks so cute
She even had a couple at the goblin fort, which is of course funny. But I see why they eventually stopped you from taking her back, because none of the goblins commented on it even if you spoke to them as her. So rather than get a dozen voice actors back in the booth to record Minthara reactions they just made it so you can't bring her back anymore. This game has several really cool instances of attention to detail and making content only a dozen people will see, but there are also cases where they didn't and just cut things instead, and I don't blame them for this one.
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>>533658475>haha I was only playing p-pretend! :^)
>>533680359Love this moment. His voice here sounds like he's high
>>533680874does the zaith'isk kill her if you let her go through the whole thing
What's the point of Paladin getting all these spells when realistically you're only going to use all your spells slots to smite 99.9% of the time?
>>533683190because you need to cast *giggle* uh, aid!
>>533683031No, if you fail every roll, the dream guardian saves her, but she gets three stat malus if that happens. You can cure it by eating a tadpole.
I spoke to Swen the next 2 larian games are Astarion spinoffs!!! we're so lucky
astarion died from aids a few months after the elderbrain destruction
>>533684173Why do they always use this picture of Astarion thinking.
>>533684481this post is blessed and protected (but not from conception xd)
>>533683190Practically speaking, Crusader's Mantle is an efficient use of a spell slot to empower your party, especially since it can be precast. Shield of Faith and Protection from Evil and Good are also situationally good candidates for your Concentration spot. Bless frees up your Cleric to concentrate on Spirit Guardians. From a meta standpoint, the answer is that this is a roleplaying game. A game in which you are allowed and incentivized to roleplay a character - in this case, a warrior of faith - rather than always selecting whatever tops the DPR column of your spreadsheet.
>>533683190I think you have to consider that BG3 is based off DnD and some people might build a campaign where it's crucial to cover your bases and have certain spells present.
BG3 did not do this, there is no situation in this game where you need to have this spell or you are completely fucked
Say you need to absolutely control some enemy else they will fuck your party, you are probably pretty glad for every character that can cast a CC spell like Hold Person or Command, because Saving throws are a thing.
Same thing goes for Lesser Restoration, if you encounter some unlucky fuck on your adventure that needs to be cured, you're glad to have lesser restoration.
BG3 simply did not do this or has a plethora of options to get around it, for the sake of ease of access and that players can reasonably complete the game without having a specific comp.
Thoughts on incel wizards?
>make it to act 3
>get bored
Every time
>>533689984Yeah but when sorcerers talk it's all fine...
>>533689984>that's TWO companions that dunk on WizardsDoes Swen hate wizards?
karlach really did a number on gale's guts if you know what i'm saying
>>533690912considering that all note worthy wizards are white human men it kinda makes you think.
Minthara will get a castle in Menzoberranzan when she takes over, but I think we'll have a winter home in Baldur's Gate and a summer home in Waterdeep, so we can visit our old pals. I might spend some weekends in my wizard goon cave and carry on Lenore's research, and help my old buddies Blurg and Omelleum with their research.
>>533689352Plenty of them in this thread, just mention Astarion
>>533664716too many teiflings, she shoulda been a 1/2_pork
So ...
kill Shart at the beach and make an all-bro camp and never recruit any of the chix ?
would this prevent me from recruiting mincs ?
I feel like Karlach only exists as a sacrificial pawn so that Lae'zel can get her best ending.
can u only rescue tieflings from moonrise. my character is racist against gnomes.
>sorcerer but was born with autism
>literally can't hit any of my spells
damn. this is a pretty good group comp in act 2 (tact.)
pc (astarion): 4 swords bard, 2 rogue with shadowblade ring
hireling (kagha): 6 star druid. went healer form for the protect retard isobel fight, which was surprisingly smooth
shart: 6 life cleric (lythander)
lae'zel: 6 eldritch knight with some green sword from the creche. I started out solo so didn't get big silver boi
>>533699339holy how do you need 2 healers for that fight
are you like lvl 3
>>533699473shart was just using spirit guards and turn undead. shit was over in like 3-4 turns if that
is there any reason my game started going to shit after hotfix 33?
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>>533696887No one here, male or otherwise, actually cares that your waifu (husbando) is Astarion. No one objects to you posting another shirtless picture of him. You are not persecuted, or even special. Imagine if you claimed that the popularity of Shadowheart made a lot of women insecure or upset.
i know someone who makes a lot of people upset
>>533696887I don't think incel wizards are threatened by Astarion, those two hit different aesthetics.
did someone say shirtless astarion
I had this game since it first came out and replayed it a bunch but never made it to act 2 I wanted to play with friends but no one wanted to play or it was always dropped early on
>>533701357Cute frog, would rape.
>>533701290I would like to retract my previous statement. No one wants to see that.
>>533700797its you who pisses people off you unbelievably retarded faggot
>>533702248sharran hands typed this
>>533700552Actually incels get upset whenever someone posts Astarion but whatever
>>533702443It's mostly one shitposter that appears to bait you every time, with alarming ease. I know you can do better at spotting bait. I believe in you.
>>533701290why he is so hot AAAAAH
>>533703131Yes. Problem, Chudly?
>>533703052I want him to choke me
>>533702908There's more than one and everyone knows what you're doing by the way
>men want to h*ld h*nds
>women want to hold their throats
1-5 hp each after ragzlin
>>533703643As he grips Tav's neck, he savors the sensation of their blood rushing hot and fast under his fingertips
does minty have a special reaction to a gnome wizard pc?
Shadowheart is concerned about your fetishes..
>>533626363He's tricking you into making the tadpole stronger. Don't listen to him. All ithallids are agents of the grand design.
>>533703131That looks like every manthyfag character though lmao
>>533703778>everyone knows what you're doing by the wayReally? I don't even know what I'm doing sometimes. Living the life of someone I don't even know. A soul adrift in an endless sea, never to find my way home. As lost as I was when I was a child. Anyway, here's a screenshot of Bex. She's really pretty.
>>533626363He's the rare squid wizard, illithids who can into arcane magic get kicked out by elder brains and then it's more logical to make friends with non-illithids than trying to 1v1 the world.
>>533704456maybe you should get better, n00b
>>533707732why are squid wizards rare
why does arcane magic resist illithid shit
>>533701802i love her tits
>>533710474Mind flayers are all about psionics which is basically telepathy and distinct from arcane magic. Magic is anathema to them because it's an alternative source of magical power from psionics and is used by their enemies like the gith. Mind flayers only even manage to survive due to the strength of their magic being able to shield and hide them away from the elder brain/colony's psionic control.
>>533712183>Mind flayer wizards only*
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Should I go to the mountain pass and help get Lae’zel to the Crèche if I have the the raid on the grove and other quests pending? I’m worried something bad will happen if I change maps.
>>533712703Moving into Mountain pass is literally the only thing that progresses the grove quest past moving into Act 2.
So no, don't it, the Creche is tuned for being done after doing everything in Act 1, including the Underdark (moving into the Underdark also does *not* progress the grove quests).
>>533712703Not really, no. The game should also tell you something like "Are you sure about that?"
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>Lae’zel
>nothing will stop me from seeking purification!
>also Lae’zel
>oh you don’t want to go right now okay I guess
>>533705475then why is she barefoot at the epilogue party
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>>533714769Would that not be the point of a party?
>>533714452Lae'zel is a tool and like any good tool she knew to step aside for the main character (me).
>>533714452that was the woman shit test and since you pass it she is utterly loyal and committed to you unlike some other characters
how come Oskar didn't even give me back the money i spent to rescue him from the Zhentarim in the end?
>>533717672the painting is worth more than his drink money
also you can make one for each companion you have
>>533717672The money you paid for his freedom should be found on zhent corpses unless they shunted it into a demiplane of hidden gold. If you gave him money for the trip, he's quite explicit about that being spent on cheap wine.
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So how does the romance work in this game? How easy is it to miss? How early in the game do things have to be done? I’m on my like second or third long rest and I got a dialogue option for Shart that says “I can’t help but feel we might have missed a chance to TRULY connect”.
I like her fine, but idk who I want to romance yet and it feels very soon to be coming on to me still. Can I put that stuff off?
I love my wife (she's the one in the back)
>>533718484wiki is your friend
>>533718850dumb elf lover
>>533717934>you can make one for each companion you havei see
>>533718484Most companions will approach you once you hit a certain approval level, though Shadowheart is one where you need to make the first move.
You can turn them down, which naturally blocks off the romance, though some companions may need another hint (looking at Gale).
You can start a romance with two companions in Act 1, then none of the origin companions will approach you and you're effectively locked into these two.
During act 2, you'll be forced to choose.
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>>533719267Act 1 just feels really early idk if I or my character would be trying to get into someone’s pants after a few days.
>>533720717I mean, depends on the companion.
Some are upfront, others are essentially a date, so you can figure out whether you want into their pants.
>>533721968I kind of like Shart and her’s seems the most lowkey, but I still don’t know if I’d smooch a Sharite after a few days.
>>533719613That's just your normal Drow woman shit test. Viconia talked the same kind of shit in BG2, but a good dicking set her straight. Minthara is just trying to get Gale to dick her down.
I’m assuming I just need 1000g in my party’s gold to pay off Lump after calling him and not in someone specifics inventory, but I figured I’d check before starting this huge fight.
>>533718484that dialogue option forces the romance scene on next available long rest
imo it's better to leave it be and do romance at the party
ReallyShadowheart is now patch 8 friendly huzzah
>>533726919thats what tav said
>>533726143What does that do?
>it doesn't exist, except when I make a mod to remove it
I love the doublethink and lies from sharties
>>533724472what is this... "pay?"
you get a sick helmet for killing him
oooo i can feel shars power flowing into me OOOOO IM SHARTIN
>>533728791do you really think shartfags like pea are the same as the really shart chud
What's a good class to respec Shart into? I've been using her as a light cleric but I'm in act 3 now and she's just boring as fuck in most battles. My Tav is already a Paladin too so I don't need another one.
>game was playing like shit because i accidentally enabled fps cap
well shit
>>533732452I'm not sure what would satisfy you if you think Light Cleric is boring. The class should play as a pseudo-Wizard with the firepower to match.
>>533732452Life Cleric with various spear feats
>>533732452Light Cleric with Fire Acuity hat and several support spells.
>>533732452I like war cleric the most if I'm running a single classed cleric. Just turn them into a Spirit Guardians radiant orb machine. Cleric spell list and a baseline ability to both cast a spell and swing a weapon on the same turn is really nice.
>>533732452Treating cleric as a wizard with heavy armor proficiency usually works fine. Take light, death, or tempest domain and just kill stuff. spirit guardians and flamestrike are cool spells. Pile on a bunch of radiating orb gear and watch every enemy miss. A bunch of the domains get the best armor in the game and shields despite being a full spellcaster too because lol balance. idk, I don't think playing one of the best classes in the game is boring.
Unless you mean the classic issue across all videogames, of being too strong getting boring, in which case there are a bunch of mods or self imposed rules to make the game more fun and more difficult.
As for shart specifically, death domain fits Shar and is much cooler than trickery, and then after she converts I like to respec her into light. Because "you can't cast a shadow without a little light :)"
>>533736160Light Cleric doesn't get heavy armour.
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>raid is under attack
>summon Lump
>think he will go down and fight the hordes
>mostly stays at the top fighting a spider
>gob load of turns into the fight attacks Zevelor for no reason
>kill him for attacking Zevlor
>after he’s dead Zevlor attacks me
>realize the tieflings are now hostile
>have to start over
If I have astarion blow the horn on the outside of the grove will they spawn there? Or is there a better place to use this? I still have to go back to the Goblin Camp to find the Night Song will there still be a shit ton of them there if we win the raid?
>>533738498gotta use it on the ground floor i think
>>533738778I can probably get astarion there and back again (I hope) if not maybe I’ll use it at the Goblin Camp…if that’s still a potential encounter
Does the buff you get from drinking Omeluum's potion activate the wisdom check to not become half ghaik in act 3?
>>533739240if you have any invisibility potions the ai basically breaks in regards to targeting you if you move after using one
>>533740087I don’t but Gale can cast it, but I also have a scroll of flying and with astarions movement I can probably do it in one turn and not waste a spell slot
>>533740062It shouldn't. As a completionist I always try to get that and the zaith'isk and in my no-worm runs I don't get penalised for it.
Memes like these are funny when you realize what happens in act 3.
>>533740385that works too and it has the advantage of regrouping your party
i dont remember if the horn takes an action which is why i recommended the bonus action potion
>>533741660you shouldn't project your mental illness onto other people
>>533741778It didn’t from what I remembered I had to go into my inventory to use it
>he's still crying over shadowheart literally 3 years after bg3's release
how come shadowheart gets two huge regions dedicated exclusively to her
how come the *headshake* GHAIKHHHHH get three exclusive regions dedicated to them?
CHK
i always give my entire party tadpoles that includes the knife eared green bitch
>>533743306cute and correct frog
you really made the hottest girl in the game unromanceable but the ugly frog Laezel is romanceable?
>>533744907i swear to god if you say alfira ill clock you
>>533744907Mol belongs to Raphael
>>533745656that's not how you spell mattis
damn halsin fucking wrecks those goblin kiddos huh
>>533749449No I always make sure to kill them before he gets the chance.
i WILL make a four element monk that isn't dogshit
there IS a way
>>533749449confirmed child murderer
>>533743442You are infected?
Crèche Y'llek, with me! To the death!
>>533749449Gale tries to give commentary on universal morality when you come around the goblin kids with the dead parents, but then the kids retort that the parents were always the real losers because they died.
>>533751245Water Whip (Prone) plus Plant Growth or any effect that removes all of a unit's movement. It's not that hard.
>>533753536the creche is pathetic and i dont even wait to meet the inquisitor to slaughter them all in droves
>>533744907>ugly frogThe real question is who's the hottest frog in the game.
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>lure Minthara to the grove
>reduce her raiding party to just her
>kite her and dash my party further into the grove
>my character and Gale get so far we are exited from combat
Really hope I didn’t glitch anything.
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Larian didn’t account for me not talking to Wyll until after the grove battle. The first thing that happens is he reads my mind and learns his daddy has been kidnapped and then mine and his dialogue is acting like we already kind of know each other and he’s told me stuff that he hasn’t.
>Halsin is such a delight. Woe to any cultist who tangles with that thick hunk of an elf.
Kinda zesty there Wyll.
>>533767179>>533768369nothing lowkey about it
>that [other man] is a delight
>a delight
>that thick hunk
>thick hunk
>lowkey zesty
>kinda zesty
>lowkey
>kinda
>all the gayness in the game is tailored to women and full on homos
where are my cute femboy companions
>>533769009Play a half-orc and all of them count except Halsin.
>>533769009larian caters to the boring kind of fags that want ugly hairy fat dudes, the geraldus nation keeps losing
>>533769009Make a female Tav and give them a man voice
>>533744907sharran hands also typed this
Is Halfling Luck bugged? I just get spammed with Dice rerolls with every hit in the log.