Sleepy Clown Edition

Gurubashi - 0x lmao
Kezan - 0.5x soon, trust the plan

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!

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>>533552046

>>533570954
I still don't know why they didn't attempt to backport the modern legion client instead of making a laggy UE5 client

EPOCH WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE PRIVATE SERVER SCENE

I'll just leave this for when you're ready


https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/


No pressure

>>533571156
Very IMMERSED when people are running around on Invinicble at lvl 3

>>533571262
If there's no epog by the time fresh drops, I'll play it.

>>533571262
Don't care, not rolling on turtyslop. It's either Epoch or Bronzie or bust.

where do worgen futa fit in to the hierarchy aside from topping white fem humans

OPEN GVRVFASHY, pveasy trannies will go to troondle anyway!

first for Kinobeard

>>533571279
I know your reaching bro, but there's an option to use the original vanilla mods and an ingame button to disable everyone's transmogs, spell effects and store mounts

>>533571262
Hard pass

>>533571456
how is that reaching? this is the default experience everyone gets without going out of their way to disable it

>rip quests, hubs, npcs and more from outland and plop them lazily into Azeroth
Truly, this is le classic+

>>533571051 (OP)

Official Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xqFVWqM-k4

>>533571456
thankfully there's also the option not to play on your shitskin server

>>533571568
Epoch is going to have the same shit.

What's the point of leaving authentication server online all day? It's like they're trying new ways to blue all players every other day

>>533571262
Ahem... S M O O T H

PVP bros why do you hate comfy PVE

>>533571618
likely just gathering data from people spamming logins

>>533571617
Probably worse to recoup the losses incurred from Kaytote's overwatch addiction.

>>533571579
here comes the cope
>having mythic+ is the same as copying a questline from TBC

we are becoming united

>>533571579
would've loved to give it a fair assessment if it was copy paste slop or endearing small team addition to the world, but i guess we'll never know

>>533571221
it requires more skill than to do UE slop or copying nost's code

>>533571572
The HD Model thing is an optional patch, they just use it in all their promo material because they are retards that think the new models are better because they are newer.

>>533571579
I always liked arena quests fite me

>>533571679
I don't! But the other femgnome priests are very convincing

>>533571757
are there even 10 of us playing who can sign that

I almost would have played gummy's shitty server if he didn't enforce a retarded addon rule

>>533571787
i think it's more so because cashcows / whales want shiny things to waste their money on. ascension staff is not stupid.

>>533571845
no

>>533571746
Ah yes, the Classic+ experience is known for having Draenei in it.

>>533571579
>outland content without outland
Holy shit I can't wait

>>533571823
nigga if you need an avatar next to everything you post why can't you go to discord or twitter or literally any other place on the internet that facilitates that, or at least put a name on

>>533571757
I think you're lost.
>>>/vg/wpsg/

>>533571963
>retard alert
draenei been in since vanilla

>>533571579
Thats literally all I want. You made me sad that Pochie dead again now.
>>533571679
I enjoy the thrill of the dangerous open world, it's very immersive to me.
I can be comfy in PvP servers too if I feel like it, I'm a fishing enthusiast.

>>533571732
Surely their precious boys can do that

>73k+ accounts, 100,000 characters, tens of thousands waiting for epoch account creation to become available again
>gummy advertises his fresh release in epoch threads
>193 players join for today's fresh kael'thas opening 2 hours ago

>>533571963
>Draenei
they existed since warcraft 3 doe?

>>533571963
dumbass.

Is there some sort of sick kick you guys get RPing as a loli gnome or female night elf as a 35 year old bald man?

>>533571963
You're actually a fucking secondary.

>>533571963
isnt that just the original hub that was added in tbc?
its like 4 quests total that doesnt even warrant the journy to swamp of sorrows
lmao

/epog/ shall rule over Gummy's server

>>533571963
newfag exposing themselves kekarooooo

>>533571963
Faggot tourist self reporting

>90 people online
Gummbros...

>>533571757
I'll play since Gummy announced he'll lift the restriction on addons and I can get my elvui slop

>>533572060
>>533572090
>>533572110
>>533572143
>>533572198
>>533572226
Draenei were added in TBC, epoz troons.

>>533571963
not only draenei predate wow but there has always been draenei npcs in swamp of sorrows

>>533572079
>players looking for vanilla+ experience
>"i know, how about baseline TBC, that's a new trick!"
ain't no one looking to play TBC, shits dogwater

>>533571963
how embarrassing

Ascension has p2w nigger tokens
Turtle Wow has programming socks
What is Epoch's staple item

>>533571870
I don't get it. Why is their vision so retarded? If you're so good at scripting part, but don't really understand what the game should be like, hire people to give you advice. What the fuck is that crap with addons restriction?

>>533572060
>>533572090
Draenei pre-TBC were what got labeled as Lost Ones after the retcon and had no connection to the Eredar. They might as well be completely different races.

>>533571963
Broken are fine. Turtle gives these dudes quests also. Think you have to even go to that village to open up Outland in Karazhan.

>>533572289
Whatever you do, do NOT look at the swamp of sorrows. Worst mistake of my life.

>>533572289

>>533571963

>>533572402
WC3 abominations
Home

>>533572313
Turtle also has p2w nigger tokens so it can't be Ascension's exclusive item.
Maybe mystic enchants that just add retail abilities can be Ascension's thing.

>>533572289
draenei have always been in the game
they just didnt look like goats initially

>>533572402
Yes, this was what Draenei were pre-retcon.
Adding in post-retcon Draenei is anti-Classic since TBC fucked the lore.

>>533571679
Im not a sensitive faggot and dont have the emotional intelligence of a 5 year old so when I die in world pvp even if it was so unfair and mean cuz I was farming a boar it doesn't ruin my day. Killing people for farm spots is a really fun aspect of MMORPGs to me. Being on the losing side happens, go elsewhere or bring homies. Can't do either? Get fucked, it happens. The fun outweighs the negative parts.

>>533572293
Epoz is based almost entirely on TBC's design. It has shitty TBC classes, TBC quests copy/pasted into Azeroth, I bet it'll have reskins of all of TBC's dungeons and raids like they did with Eye of the Storm.

Gummy should have added a chocobo mount and called it classic+ Guaranteed 2k+ players

>>533571757
>log-in
>anon instantly requests my signature
Sis...

>>533572313
Good pillows and blankets for extra naps

>>533572402
That's a Broken thoughber.

>>533572543
But they aren't doing that you stupid retarded faggot

Lets be honest, OSRS is a better game.

>>533572079
why the fuck would i want to play TBC?
>oh yeah i sure do love flying mounts, dailies, and mindless dungeon grinding for rep
no one has ever said this
host classic or fuck off

>>533572313
Overwatch 2 Collector's Edition

>>533572664
>afk botting simulator is a better game

Is this the best anti-shill tactic you guys can muster? We've know about the TBC aspects for years now.

>>533572584
good girl

>>533572343
>>533572591
they were still called Draenei

>>533572539
>"""draenei"""
>posts lost one

>tol barad from cataclysm with cata assets

truly classic plus is here

>>533572605
I was just stating a fact, have no clue one way or another since I'm not touching that funserver.

>>533572664
its just a glorified idle clicker game

>>533572841
you're on the wiki page for it, read you it dumb fuck

These threads and the epoch discord has been comfy. It's big enough where I feel like I'm part of something, but niche enough where not too many normies and snca

>>533572875
you are mad af

>>533572664
>game where the only "skill" is abusing server ticks and is otherwise an idle clicker to make skills go up

>>533572729
>mindless dungeon grinding for rep
NOBODY TELL HIM KEK

>>533572765
>>533572887
>>533573004
Why cant you just be honest?

>point out how ascension is not classic+
>shill goes ballistic

Why does this general exist?

>>533572982
>But they aren't doing that you stupid retarded faggot
Yeah ok buddy I'm the mad one

>>533572549
Yes it has all the good things about tbbc and leaves out all the rest which was garbage.

>>533573024
So i guess everyone goes leatherworking now

>>533573024
brother is so out of it he forgets how ass reputation farming in vanilla is
boy i sure love opening aq gates

>>533573101
I play both and while OSRS does make my brain make happy chemicals when number goes up, it just doesn't hit the same way classic does.

>>533572313
>What is Epoch's staple item
mpreg.jpg

Cheevos, the essence of le classic +

>>533572549
>shitty TBC classes
retard take

why is this retard having a melty over things we've known for years

>>533572079
tbbc toddlers

>>533573347
TBBC homogenized every class and removed the hybrid tax.

>>533573368
gummy is pissed no one wants to play his gay ass tbc server
i would play fresh wotlk if there was one but lol >tbc

People think TBC class design is bad? It's literally Vanilla but they made the meme specs viable.

>Eflop has been offline for almost 1 week now
Grim

>>533573368
his feelings got hurt over >>533568812

>>533573158
it's /epog/ but it's more like /wow private server general state of affairs/, /wpsg/ doesn't count cause it's just trannies jacking off to their in game avatars

>>533572549
>>533572871
>>533573024
>>533573264
trying a bit too hard here rajesh

>>533572549
TBC classes are so much better designed than vanilla though?

>>533573158
people really really really want a good classic+ experince and all the alternatives including blizzus own sodomy are not it

>>533571051 (OP)
>>533571585
lmao comfy af

>>533573461
they're only viable as a single slot in a raid for a buff that doesnt stack
its not really the same thing to be fair

>>533573101
you can like your clicker game better if you want, doesn't matter to me

This guy is trying to kill the hype but all he's doing is reminding me of all the reasons and features I was hype in the first place.
Gaytotes save me

mods are completely erasing threads btw

>>533519539

>>533572549
>shitty TBC classes
Retard take, TBC class kits are essentially what Classic+ kits should be. They did right going with them while making some changes. Meanwhile Turtle stripped cool things like seal twisting from Ret and turned it into cookie cutter slop
>TBC quests copy/pasted into Azeroth
Arena quest is soul, and like other anon said TBC has good quests it's just that Outland is shit
>Eye of the Storm
Aka the best BG, and Gillijim's Isle on Epoch looks way better to boot

Truly, trannymog is classic+

Did Gurubashi come up yet? Can the femgnomes priests finally play?

>he thinks Hybrid Tax was a good thing

>>533573583
Yes troondle tranny made a troll op and got rightfully deleted, cry about it while you dilate

>>533572293
More like people realized TBC was fucking dogshit after TBC classic happened

>>533572079
>enforces no AddOns like pfquest
>x2 funserver
>TBC
DOA

>a level 1 has noggenfogger and the ashbringer on bronzebeard
lol

>>533573658
Literally was. You simply don't like RPGs if you think otherwise. Go play Retail, homogenized classloving tranny faggot.

>>533573689
the thread was not deleted (had 700+ posts) but all the posts were deleted

>>533572402
>>533572543
I would have preferred this, alliance needed a cool monstrous race.
the ret-con draeneis just ended up attracting a ton of faggots and mentally ill men in dresses aka trannyfaggots

>>533573717
they realized outland was shit
blizzard's money grubbing decisions didn't help either

>>533573417
>TBBC homogenized every class
By the way, Kes and even kaytotes said that's the plan for Epoch.

His quote was something like, "A lot of private servers don't remember that Blizzard was constantly nerfing and rebalancing classes in Vanilla, and since epoch is going to continue development instead of being a stagnant experience we will continue to address under-performing classes or professions and classes which feel too mandatory to stack."

>>533573417
Nah, Ret still had hybrid tax in a different form, it's shit without seal twisting which requires skill. Meaning all the braindead male human pallies get filtered.
Warrior is still top though so you can roll one and get tossed in the grinder hoping to get the sixth Brutality Blade

>>533572289
>>533571963

>>533573810
ahh... the TRVE classic experience...

>>533573717
yep, people started begging for wotlk the second they cleared their first kara and blizzard rushed it as fast as they could
too bad wotlk aka _____ ____ turned out to be just as dogshit
this is why poeple want classic+

>>533573619
EOTS is the best BG with the rated version where you can cap bases. The stand on point until it caps sucks ass.

>>533573810
Epoch will have this too, see picrel and:
>>533573620

>>533573417
No, TBC expanded on classes roles and made the outliers less dogshit / less op. Wrath homogenized the game. Rets / Shamans / Druids still worry about mana and aren't topping damage meters but can perform well if enough effort and minmax is put into it. You don't know shit about what you're talking about.

>>533573375
Please let me lick you..Jahy-sama!

>nooooo you can't balance the classes around new content releases you can't just CHANGE things in my Vanilla+ server

Don't worry guys, I'm downloading TWoW now and it's done in about 90 minutes, so the server will come up then

>>533573810
How else would Ascension get their sunk cost cattle to play on Bronzebeard?

>>533573968
that's why people want moppy
bring on the pandas

>>533573810

>>533574034
esl kun...

>>533573417
tbbc didn't remove hybrid tax though, all hybrids lose to pures in dps they just got more utility to buff pvres even more

>>533574034
does this mean it's only 100g for the epic mount btw
like you only have to train the skill and your slow mount scales up

Man, I wish Wallcraft launched..we could have been playing a true indo-european kino now..

>>533573173
Paladins get Crusader Aura. :)

>>533574034
mount scaling... this is true classic+...

>>533574083
>90 minutes to download 1.12 client
how the fuck are you planning to play with connection like that

>>533573658
I'm arguing against that retard but will still say Hybrid Tax IS a good thing. Otherwise you end up with classes that can do it all and are OP, or you balance it by homogenizing everything like Wrath onward did. A good RPG makes hybrids be good at just that. Decent damage, decent off healing, decent on the fly tanking. If the content in the game doesn't support that playstyle thats a design problem not hybrid tax problem.

>>533574228
the skill without discounts is 1k

>>533574228
ESLs cant help outing themselves
It's literally in the first line nigga, read

>>533573917
>Meaning all the braindead male human pallies get filtered.
Oh wow, a tranny seething about straight white males! Truly, these are the people who defend TBBC.

>>533574412
oh it's wotlk style where the skill is the expensive part then
nvm

>>533574368
The issue is every hybrid had dogshit DPS which directly went against the whole "decent" at everything. Along with bad itemization WoW was basically two-timing Hybrids in content, forcing them to be healers.

>>533574256
>WVLLCRVFT
I'm gonna be honest, there's a higher chance of Epoch having a stable release than the world seeing Wallcraft

draecock

Still can't decide which realm to play on. 5 fucking realms with no info.

Dial Status?

>>533572584
I saw those faggots talking in azuremyst, they wouldn't shut the fuck up

>>533574334
Very slowly and deliberately. Luckily I have a IQ higher than 13 so I don't need to worry about PvP.

>>533574621
Late

Ambershire guild name?

>>533574472
In TBC (which is the argument) the only hybrid spec that did shit DPS was balance druid.. itemization in TBC along with better talents than classic is what made this possible.

server when?

>>533574115
i don't want to play with people that would ever think this is okay

Log in Bronzbeard.

>>533574368
the issue is really just that the game became centered around massive raid groups instead of dungeon content.
hybrids are an amazing safety net in dungeons, the problem lies in the fact when you bring 40 fucking people to a raid you don't need someone to be throwing out extra heals on bad pulls or whatever, you have like 8 goddamn healers for that.

>>533574697
Yeah that's true I was really talking about vanilla hybrid tax. TBC was the sweet spot.

>me sliding into gurubashi

>>533574697
why do you lie about something people can so easily fact check
hybrid damage was dogshit in tbc it was their UTILITY that got buffed

>>533574819
total epoch betrayal

>>533574459
>wotlk style
It was made that way in 1.12.1

>3.3.5

truly... utterly.....vanilla... plus

>>533574939
Ret and Feral are like middle of the pack which is FINE

>>533574697
>Only was balance druid
>Retribution was a complete meme until SWP *IF* you were Horde and *IF* you could gear yourself from outside raids to not eat into other class' priority

zoomer detected

>>533574794
>I DON'T WANT UGLY TRANNYMOGS AND RETAIL MOUNTS IN MY GAME
>Here's a button to disable them
>AHHHHHHHHH NO NOT LIKE THAT I AM SILLY

Surely we're going to get a proper update today, right?
surely they wouldn't just waste the daily update on discord shit, r-right?

>>533570939
You know Epoz is going to sell retailslop modern model transmog, mounts and pets, right?

>>533574939
wtf is gladiator warrior

>>533574819
>posts a Gnome Priest
Nah! It's either Retail for me or Epoch! NO MIDDLE GROUND!!!

>>533574368
I agree 100%

>>533575136
r*toilet for prot

>>533575116
They never declared what they would be selling exactly.

>>533575053
A good ret did just fine in T4 and fell behind a bit in T5 but still passable and was fun so kill yourself retard and don't project just because you're shit at the class

>>533575084
They locked the chat because there won't be any updates today

>>533575084

>>533575084
Sorry bro, this is progress that's noteworthy

>>533575116
now say that again without sounding mad

>>533575210
What the fuck else could they possibly sell anon? Seriously.

>>533574939
>frost mages were this stinky in tbc
Man I forget how far the mighty had fallen

>>533575307
>What the fuck else could they possibly sell anon?
HRT

>>533575241
Quit raping me by stealing my soundposts

>the PvErs are jumping ship
>the PvPers are jumping ship
>even the ERPers are jumping ship
holy fuuaaark you guys epoggie is gonna be so kino and comfy with all the undesirables filtered out

R I P EPOCH BROS
SERVER TECH TOO OUTDATED

>>533575375
Removing resistances from all NPCs does that. Epoch is going to do that too, btw.

>>533575084
the fact that they locked the chat probably means that there's nothing to report on, at most we'll get another nothingburger update that doesn't actually inform us on anything

Could the lack of updates be a sign of progress?

They're late again for today's update, but maybe it's because they have so much on their plate and are too engrossed in their work?

We're probably gonna play tonight or tomorrow at this rate.

>>533575451
Alright Gurubashi 2 arena team whats the play?

Would it be possible to port MoP character animations into 3.3.5 or 1.12? And how difficult? Honest question, I'm clueless about this stuff.

I got Bronzebeard access... it's over.

>>533575559
The update was they closed chat.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzEqHP1D5sc
wouldn't people farm these items? like afk farming wainting for respawn?

>>533575451
all the SoD troons are moving to turdle, we are so back

>>533575214
>Project

Eat shit you inbred nigger, I *played it* when it was current content and you were still unscrubbed smegma in your dad's nonexistent foreskin

Everything feels so good with a big fat wand

>>533575451
They filtered literally everyone... Yeah, I think Epoch won.

>>533575436

>>533575680
Can only loot them once.

>>533575646
https://discord.com/
https://x.com/
https://www.reddit.com/

>>533575731

>>533575617
all doable
>>533575680
I checked it out in game and everyone can loot it once, it's BoE.
>>533575646
have fun with retail+

>>533575646
F

>>533575451
Good, fuck off we're full

Servers that actually work are probably more important to the Classic+ design philosophy than anything else tbqhwu.

>>533575617
It is possible (i am sure for 90%). Even from greater expansion.
You can't modify them tho. That's why there is no custom animations yet.

>>533575451
>only the fresh junkies remain

Ross is making sure all the normalfags get filtered.
I think we are back.

>>533575214
Nah nigga people would not take you for Ret unless they were hurting to fill a roster or they had a RL who really loved the judgement utility

Ret had great utility and could be taken for it but saying they were "fine" is incredibly disingenious

>>533575646
its really over for real then huh

>>533574819
>they even have the retail character create screen
holy fuck it's retail+

>>533572079
I was playing along with a friend but we got a big warning and got told we weren't allowed to use Bagnon so we just stopped playing.

surely today kezan will be opened with its new hardware...

>>533575646
Is it pvp?

Okay Epoch devs you're had your fun. The joke's starting to get a little old. You can start up the servers now.

>0 players online
>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>533575691
You were dogshit when it was current and you're dogshit now. I exclusively play ret in TBC, I did in 2007 and every private server I play on because seal twisting and mana management is a fun engaging way to play. The spec can pump, especially in burst and its DPS for a fucking hybrid which this whole topic has been about is solid. You're garbage human male on alliance with no seal of blood fucking idiot. If you're trying to sound cooler for being older than me congrats on being 35 or whatever your pathetic ass is.

>>533575996
their "classic" world is full of modern textures and assets from retail

>>533575617
>>533575925
For example wod facial animations works for 3.3.5/classic, probably with some bone limitations but they work. So backport possible.

Discord bot status?

Guys I have a bunch of unique ideas that I think would make for a server everyone would love just give me a chance and hear me out
>the servers work
what do you think?

>>533574492
Which is unfair, VVALLCRAFT had soul on it. Even his "webpage" looked like a trashy blog from 2005. His ideas, were pure vaporwave, but man, that was a copium I got behind

>>533576042
>old hardware was, and I quote: "the best in the business"
That new hardware has to be fucking space age alien technology. Epochers... we... won...

>>533576068
don't worry, kay will be on later tomorrow to let epoggies out of their chastity cage for 5 minutes

What's wrong with Hybrids doing middle of the pack DPS? Why do pure DPS PVMPERS even care about that shit?

>>533576069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAuG7_acmdA

>>533575451
>the PvPers are jumping ship
No the fuck we are not. Kezan players might jump ship because Turtle freshie is another pve, but Gurubashi players have 0 (zero) interest in Turtle even if they opened a fresh server.

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>>533576286
there are also 0 (zero) Gurubashi players

>>533576286
Should have clarified, the WHITE PvPers are jumping ship. The browns are staying.

this entire thread is corecraft and wallcraft tier cope
>"IT'S COMING ANY WEEK NOW!"

>>533576250
there's nothing wrong with hybrids doing dogshit dps, the problem starts when they think they should rival real classes

>>533575617
>>533575925
It'd be pretty cool, love the new animations without going full retard with the new models.
>>533576154
MoP still had the old models, it'd be more compatible I suppose?

>>533576378
Real shit this actually put Epoch on a timer, this will truly be the greatest filter of them all

>>533576378
>0 class balance or class quality of life if you're not a paladin or a druid
dont care not playing

>>533576378
>2 months for onyxia
nevermind

>>533576378
>2 months of MC / Ony
bros I thought this was supposed to be classic+?

I'll only say this once. Stop being mean to epoch

OH NO NO NO EPOCHFAGS ARE YOU OK?

>>533576112
>"Ret was bad if you weren't Horde until SWP"
>"ACTUALLY IT WAS REALLY GOOD"
>"No it fucking wasn't outside of its utility"
>"OH WOW OF COURSE IT WASN'T FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLIANCE LMAO IT WAS GREAT FOR HORDE"

And as we circle back, your melanin shows.

>>533576378
>endlessly caught in the ony+mc wheel
can someone kill me

>>533576286
>DoA realm
have fun with your epic wpvp when there’s only ten other people online at a given time
sure beats bgs and arenas huh

>>533576378
>no raids for 2 months
>even then its just ony and MC
>1 entire month to enjoy and gear up through each subsequent raid
let it be known this is how you fucking do it
That dog shit kael that scehdule of everything unlocked day 1 is terrible
And even turtle trying to force its first raid out week 5
And I'm pretty sure leveling is faster on turtle. I've never been a fan but at least the schedule is good.

I might genuinely give it a try if epoch is still not up in 2 weeks when this comes out

>>533576562
>thousandtusks
you just made that thread
foreskin status?

>>533576562
he can play epoch all he wants he'll never get his foreskin back

>>533576562
>thousandtusks
stop screenshotting your own posts and go find your foreskin

>>533576378
>3 months to arenas
Gurubashi 2 arena team is not rolling here

>>533576562
>could a lack of anything, be a sign of anything?
Ecope

It's not a filter if it filters everybody, that's just a blockage.

>>533576562
>the somali foreskin pirate is back

>>533576693
t. filtered
EPOCH CHADS WE WON

How we holding up epochbros?

Maybe there's no update because they're done.
Maybe they have the authentication server online because they will flip a switch and let us all in soon
Maybe they don't have it open right now because some Americans are still at work and are waiting for real weekend hours.

>ban QoL addons
>make a list of 20 "allowed" addons
>invade privacy
>scare the 200 players that cared enough to join with warnings and threats
What's the big idea here? Why do modern private server guys treat their players like shit?

>>533576430
>MoP still had the old models, it'd be more compatible I suppose?
The compatibility is pretty much equal. There are already HD model mods for each expansion, just google them. I am playing MoP with WoD models on Tauri rn.

>>533576481
Worse they stripped Ret of seal twisting which was interesting and took skill to play then replaced it with cookie cutter slop

>defias mage staff dropped off a thresher in darkshore
My immersion...

>>533576769
Fiending for it so hard I'm playing on Gummy

>>533576562
did you think we'd forget about you after a couple days? KEK

>>533576378
a bit too fast, isn't it?

>>533576378
I looked at troondle's warlock talents and my eyes deserve reparations from the rape they suffered

Epoch Waiting Room - Chromiecraft Edition

https://jiggie.fun/Chromiecraft

>>533576837
did they remove heroic queueing from warrior too?

>>533576378
Wait a new server? Wasn't there just a screenshot I was in one of these threads a couple days ago about how they wouldn't release a new server until 2.0?
Also what's the point of a new server if it catches up to the old server so fast? It's called Turtle WoW for a reason

It's the end of the thread and nobody knows I'm a free use femgnome on Gurubashi

>>533576860
kill yourself nigga

>>533576873
>noooo you can play somthing other than sm/ruin for once that's RAPE okay RAPE I tell you

>>533576873
>rolled warlock, rogue, hunter, and shaman on turtle
This isn't hyperbole, I feel raped maxing out these classes on turtle.

>>533571568
those r mount skins btw
the way mounts work in turtle is you get turtle at lv 18 and it slowly increases speed with each few levels, and eventually adopting your riding skill at lv 40/60 when you unlock it
if you buy a donation mount at level 1 you wont get any benefit other than having a mount for rp

>>533576586
>doesn't know what seal twisting is
Just tell us you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

>>533576112
>>533575214
some people have really only ever played on pservers and it shows

what's next, shadowpriest was the TRVE PVMPER and everyone was just blind to it?

>>533576384
>>533576404
>>533576626
Why so defensive, I said nothing controversial lmao

>>533576889
>chromiecraft
give it to me straight anon
are there gnome pussy puzzles or not

>>533576817
Not sure but I was thinking that warning looked like a bad anti piracy popup rofl

>>533576640
>>533576657
>>533576660
>>533576707
>>533576862

TURTLECHVDS WON

EPOCHFAGS LOST

TOTAL REPTILIAN VICTORY

>>533576817
Gummy is so retarded that he thinks anybody other than whiny retoilet streamers actually care about addons

>>533576586
Your initial post read as if Ret was ONLY good (good being relative to hybrid DPS which was the convo) if you were Horde during SWP which I was arguing otherwise, they were fine and could burst above most specs in T4 and did ok in T5. If there was a misunderstanding and we both acknowledge that ret was in a good spot in TBC IF horde or during TBC Classic then we're on the same side. To bring up how shit alliance ret was in the first place was a silly strawman. You knew the context of the conversation.

>>533576562
did you take the username after he deleted it?

>>533576817
YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING YOU FUCKING CHUD, GET FILTERED!
*shuts down the server*

>>533577107
if turty was just vanilla+ world, dungeon, and raid content it'd be sufficient. but the classes are fun server tier

this way instead ulmetrs-sama? what do you mean? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Muzzy just declared a fatwa against Kaytotes
BROS???

>>533577107

>>533577107
this is the epoch general, not turtle general, why are you here?

>Turtle makes it so warriors and rogues aren't the only good classes in the game
>brownies have a complete meltdown about it

>>533577235
>warriors not absurdly broken
>this means the class balance is shit
>>533577295
Circumcision is evil and I WILL drop $15,000 to unmutilate my dick, any fucking questions?

>>533577027
>Doesn't know what <technique that was only viable for Horde due to mana and how SoB interacted with it
it's all SO tiresome

>>>533577179
Everyone agrees Ret had great utility - you weren't getting in based on it, and you weren't getting in if you were Alliance outside of extreme fringe cases. To equate "Ret was fine because Horde Ret was almost viable" is a sign of shoeless, dalit intellect.

>>533577347
Warriors are still top dps alongside mages and paladins.

Ulmetrs bros.. are we crashing out? ; ;

>>533577410

>>533577347
>>533577410
>paladin and druid are absurdly broken, because mom said it's my turn to be broken
don't care, not playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEBIxD5XgM

GET IN

>>533576817
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>533571262
>Programmer Socks
“No!”

>>533577065
This one is the 3rd part of a tryptic featuring Chromie and the 2nd worst character of all of WoW.

I can't wait for everyone to ride around on a turtle mount on the fresh server
IT WILL BE SO KINO

>every server shilled to death here is a pile of shit
the servers you shill against must be amazing then, Turtle it is

>>533577347
rogues have never been good, what the fuck is wrong with you fags?

>>533577339
We own u niggas, this our crib now. Consider it revenge for colonization.
>>533577513
What's wrong with that?

>>533577656
>turtles are... le bad

>>533577026
Doesn't matter, it's retarded to see half the server riding goofy mounts that should be rare drops/exclusive rewards

>>533577065
chromie is a man

>>533577519
my le designated aoe farming tank is....le aoe farming? OY VEY no one show this man mages!

>>533577542
lmao holy fuck

>>533577710
u should have specified that in ur post instead of obscuring ur intentions then

>>533577676
you are a secondary

>>533577698
yes it's retarded and unimmersive

>>533577542
why does he have rez sickness at level 3

>>533577729
ic Pixie Dreamgirl

>>533577794
then you are a tertiary

>>533577864
extremely fucking good question
anon, care to explain?

>>533577765
>nerfs mage aoe farming in turdle
>because.......
OV VEY, FARMING BIJOUS?
SHUT
IT
DOWN

>>533577864
that's the cheater debuff for being a filthy cheater

I'm already on Turtle Ambershire.
I've already finished leveling.

>rugpullpoch
>spyware’thas
vgh….home…

>>533577020
>Hunter
How? I can understand Rogue since they got fucked badly with CC2, but Hunters got strong af and Aimed shot got way better.
Let's not forget that Melee Dodge Tank Hunter and Trapper Hunter are things now

>>533577453
>I looked it up after the fact and still don't know how it works mechanically, take that!|
Protip it works off SoC faker

>>533576817
He already walked it back in his Discord

>>533577995
Guild Wars is so soulful

>>533575204
glad warrior is a prot speced warrior that was not in defensive stance for the majority of the fight

>>533578015
changes = bad

>>533571568
the only one you see that really stands out is the retarded spider
go on youtube right now and google it, its from legion
THEY KEPT the retarded dimensions, ONE of this can block your entire screen

>>533576916
HS queueing was a thing until Cata. WotLk was when it really got leaked out.

>>533577540
Link for this site?

>>533577995
>>533578039

I shouldn't be so invested in Epoch. Why am i still regularly checking for updates and coming to this general?

>>533577778
Sorry I gave you the benefit of doubt of not being an absolute retard who can't reckon that seeing how many people on spectral tigers of different colors, spiders, and whatnot ruins the point of special mounts

what's the population like on gummy?

>>533578328
Misplaced hope, but hope

>>533578325
home

>>533578328
for me it’s a mix of sunk cost and finding the situation amusing

>>533578379
50 people online right now, come join us bro!

>>533578139
last time i played retail i had one of those gigantic spider mounts
not that specific one, it was something else
but anyway i would go into BGs, copy some tauren's appearance, use the toy that makes you really big, and then get a dozen angry whispers from people telling me to get off the giant spider
priceless

Wanna know a secret?
I have no pants on under the robes!

>>533577729
That's not canon

>>533578034
>it works off SoC
The entire POINT of twisting is using SoC you ape fat fucking piece of shit nigger inbred retard, it was literally only viable for Horde because it was extremely mana intensive and Alliance paladins just could not sustain it without SoB, you absolutely unwashed cumstain

cope harder pserver baby

>>533577729
Chromie is a hot trans woman gnome and she's my wife.

>>533578325
>presearing ascalon
so comfy

>>533578328
i've put off playing on other vanilla servers for over 2 years because i've been waiting for this shit so i'll be pissed if these retards can't get it together

>>533578517
how thoughtful to provide easy access for any orcish warriors

>>533576378
>turtle
oh sorry, i don't want to be spied on

im really going to do it this time

THE BIG THREE

>>533578701
She's for futa draecock only

What do the devs do all day? Average of 5 Commits a day, one update every 30 hours, 0 discord moderation on one channel.
They don't upload clips, host Q&As anymore, they don't even post their cringe polls.
Id bet even you unemployeds are more productive.

>>533578816
>im really going to do it this time

>>533578821
>ascension

>>533578821
>the big three
>there's only two

>>533578821
buy an ad

>>533578821
link to the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLx3XDgVgI

>>533578325
Are there private servers for GW1? Never played it but everyone seems to have loved it

>>533574459
>wotlk style
you fucking sod nigger, I can spot you from a mile away

>two retards arguing about paladins in TBC
>one is bad and the other hasn't played it outside of pservers

you're right, it IS SO tiresome

>zero (0) updates on progress from the devs, apart from shutting down discord again
*inhale with me*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAIKSJDHAKJSDHAJHAHAHAHAHAJKDHAHSDADADHADASDAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHSADAHK

>>533578821
>1 fun server
>1 retarded server
>1 unlaunched server
WOW!

ascension is america
>hyper-capitalist
>freedom of speech
>flashy
>secure

turtle is soviet russia
>capitalist to a small degree, but offers a lot of free benefits
>no speech that makes the state look bad in public channels
>comfy
>probable spywear

epoch is china
>the people are hungry
>zero infrastructure
>every man for himself attitude
>you are not allowed to speak

>>533578965
Not that I know of but the original servers still exist and have a few people playing

>>533579059
>epog development literally being delayed because of the mpreg spam
you fuckers did this

>>533578640
Yes, that is what I said you malding poser, it MECHANICALLY works off SoC
SoB is better, wasn't disputing that, but any tourist can learn that from some vidja, posers don't know how it works mechanically
Keep being mad though

It's amazing how popular these threads are considering that nobody can literally play. Yall are fiends.

WARBANE CLASSIC + WILL KILL THOSE 3 FUCKERS

>>533579162
i dare you to show me a screenshot of your endgame ascension character saying nigger in chat
you wont, pussy ass faggot

>>533579307
>WARBANE
literally, who

>>533579162
what happened next?
soviet russia dissolved
the US is slowly fading into recession
China? Winning.

>>533579162
Epoop is uganda
everybody is brown

>>533579162
very hungry

SHUTTING DOWN THE DISCORD WAS THE UPDATE FOR THE DAY

HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS NEED TO BE SAID FOR YOU TO FUCKING GET IT???

THE UPDATES DON'T HAVE TO BE TECHNICAL, THEY CAN BE ABOUT WHATEVER THE DEVS WANT

TBCwhatever (not even worth remembering the name: Like 100 people online
Epoch: 0 people online
Turtle: 10,000 before the fresh has even begun

>>533579280
nigga i dont even play wow or mmos

>>533579331
china is on the verge of collapse

it's sleepy time in UK now, please wish kaytotes a good night!!

>>533579467
LOL

>>533579467

>>533574368
The hybrids cant just slide into another role seamlessly in high level content. If the tank dies a ret isnt gonna just finish the fight tanking in his place. Nor can he replace an actual Holy specced and geared healer, he will run OOM in like 3 heals.

I want to put my TBBC into EPAWG

See what I did there?

>>533579331
>turdle is the soviet union
Maybe it's just Shenna's background, but damn this shit is nail on the head. It's operational on the surface, but just a bunch of duct tape and slop holding it all together until a semi functional competitor hits the scene and it all blows up. Maybe it'll be bronze, maybe it'll be poch, who knows.

Would you be 60 already if the server was up? I'm pretty sure I would

Ascension is the real blizz like the way they milk money out of their players
>>533579338
say what you want but the other two have in game transactions project epoch is the people's champion

>>533579232
>Completely conceded the point that Ret was simply not viable if you weren't Horde while still trying to argue otherwise
Alliance HAD to twist SoC with SoR and it was simply not viable, Horde could twist and it was a DPS gain but SoB alone was better than Alliance+twist by such a wide margin it wasn't even funny - and EVEN STILL Retribution was not taken anywhere for their DPS until at the very latest SWP when you needed the extra utility to beat checks like brutallus and m'uru

cool playtbc fanfiction so far though - melanin check

>>533579591
id be 30 and would have quit

>>533579591
i'd be lvl 30 years old by now

>>533579585
issue is how does anyone realistically compete against it?
any server hosted somewhere reasonable to give NA players good ping will get shut down immediately.

While I admit Epoch is probably the closest example of if Blizzard continued to make content for vanilla, it just feels like the server isn't going to last in terms of management, timeline and uptime. Its going to be like a year before they add anything else custom and theres just not that much to show for 4 years of development. If they can even keep it running.

>>533579591
I was gonna play with explorers contract, spend like 2 months leveling to cap and then probably drop the game desu

>>533579752
>Epoch is probably the closest example of if Blizzard continued to make content for vanilla
the saddest part of it all

Pochie is coming up tonight, but only if we get some gnomecunny posting in the thread.

can i play yet
>>533579591
most people would be 20-30, a couple autist exploiters would be in the 50s

>>533579591
I still don't know what class I'm playing and I'd probably turn explorers contract on, so no.

Thoughts on Black men having sex with white women in the Warcraft universe?

Is it just me or did they disable the dislike emoji in the recent update posts

>>533576634
If you aint capped in a month you might as well go play something else like call of duty lol

>>533579752
they totally fucked up launch and keep making terrible decisions so it just tells me that the next disaster is going to be just as bad, i doubt epoch will even be here in a year

>>533579890
GURUBASHI GANG

>>533578965
Just buy the Trilogy when it goes on sale. GW1 servers will never ever go offline, genuinely. Still pretty populated too but its 100% solo friendly.

>>533579950
boring, i like dogs and horses for night elves, humans are for rimming horses and draenei

>>533576949
The announcement said it was capitalizing on the rush of people leaving SoD since it was just announced to be finished, and on top of it probably double dipping on the people upset about Epoch. This is the ideal time to open a fresh.

>>533579752
Didn't their main content guy that did the dungeon revamps quit the team? Seems like trouble to me.

>>533576378
TIC TOC EPOOCHIES

UPDATE!!!!!
>Hey sorry guys our fragile egos couldn't handle the criticism of the last test showing how bad the server is turning out. We can't solve these issues and the phasing within 10 yds of the player is our only solution right now, we are sorry you don't like it but please stop being mean. We decided to pause discord again until our bruised egos have time to heal while we play Overwatch, thanks.

>>533580106
Dude have u ever had sharty sex with a plump slampigs hairy puffy pussy? Shit I could go for a romp in the hay right about now. A good shag with the misses.

>>533577950
A dps shouldnt be able to solo in a dungeon. A tank is basically the main character and should.

>>533577864
That's what happens to most players if addons are removed. Unironically, a server without any addons, 80% of the player base wouldn't be able to clear mc.

>>533579954
They had it disabled for almost every update, just that one managed to slip through

>turtle
custom fun server

>ascension
custom fun server

>epoch
no server

>>533575375
it wasnt stinky, its just where all the pvp talents went
all pvp mages were frost

>gummy
ethical, authentic blizzlike experience

>>533579607
Do you read? I was purely talking about seal twisting and how it works. I never disputed SoB, you must have me confused for someone else due to your illiteracy.
Keep malding poser, I'm sure you can look up more about TBC to act like 'you were there'

>>533580449
What defines a funserver anyway?

gnomes are for anal only

>>533580602
like every other buzzword people toss around, it just means "thing I don't like"

>>533580561
except he nerfed hunter warlocks pve raid dps so raids favor taking mages
>gummy always plays on his server secretly and always plays a mage
lmao

>>533580571
Like a rat escaping the ship

cope harder negroid alongside your fucking "ret was actually pvmping in tbc and claiming that only horde was is tourism"

>>533580602
>>533580704
>fun
>it just means "thing I don't like"
kek

>>533580602
I suppose over the top features

magic
“the magician”

born the 6th child of an impoverished russian family, magic was 4 years old when he was introduced to scripting by his older brother.
by age 11 he had already made his mark on the web, so much so that the government was looking to recruit him.
but he declined, even as a preteen he reviled the authoritarian state.

it was 3am on a rainy night when the militsiya came storming through the door, looking for the prodigy
but he was gone. vanished without a trace.

it wasn't until the announcement of a world of warcraft private server named project epoch, that he resurfaced his alias.
no one knows the full extent of his cyberactivity, some even say he had been lying dormant since his disappearance.
what we do know is that he isn't just a programmer.
he's magic.

>>533579752
Their best ideas were present in the early betas and haven't changed since.

>>533580298
Facts, I demand Dragunovi allow me to clear scholo & black moarass solo as a brownoid

>>533580602
mish mash of assets and quests, straying from the original feel that Blizzard would provide

>>533580759
ummmm that's a classic experience bud, gummy said so himself.
You wouldn't get it because you're a fake fan.

>>533579591
it's just vanilla but with extra quests, some would have hit 60 in like three days. i'd be an ECC though (explorer's contract cuck)

>>533580602
it means nonblizzlike, but now we have classic so we know that blizzlike is dogshit garbage the term kinda lost it's power

>>533580819
No about of ragebait buzzwords will fix your illiteracy

this is project epoch

>>533579752
Thats what we want. We want vanilla fresh but with a crumb of additions.

Damn..... I kind of don’t care anymore.

>>533581115
I just coomed, stop doing this to me...

blizzard, we need you to get the band back together

>>533581115
Liar, there's no biofems on the epoch team.

>>533579591
Yes absolutely. I was planning on no lifting it and have gotten 4day 60s before

>>533581257
end your life nigga

What if out of nowhere Blizzard announces Classic+ TRVE FRVSH in a week from now?

>>533580980
oh im a real fan
the gummy classic experience is basically ntr porn where gummy just has to watch other people play the game in ghost mode because its so fucking dead and nobody recruits him
eventually shuts off the server because of it

>>533581257
nuh uh

>>533581115
WHITE MEN DID THIS AAAIIIIEEEEE

>>533581379
it would just be r*toilet- like sodomy

Do you think gummy will watch when I let some draebitch shestud gape my elf holes?

>>533581379
As much as I'd wanna be hyped, I'd feel nothing at all. If SoD was anything to go by retail, classic+ would be retail lite cooked edition

>>533571051 (OP)

>>533576889
Fuck I missed the jiggie

>>533581446
is Kes really a trooney toon?

>>533581039
the defeated retard leaves (take the cue)

>post YFW Tauri Legion launches before Epoch

>>533581379
SoD showed modern Blizzard has no idea why people liked vanilla

this epoch shit and a bunch of life stuff is really fucking me up im really tripping rn bro wtf is going to happen

>>533581689
yes

>>533581712

>>533581774
if you are going to avatarfag at least do it with a cute anime girl

>>533581706
You didn't know how seal twisting worked until I explain it and have been deflecting to a point I never argued
You've pretty much just been talking to yourself

>>533581379
i refuse to give them money as long as the character creator is pozzed. sex is real, sexual dimorphism is real, i am not a "body type 1".

whaaaa...? but gaytotes and magic told us that this is impossible to do! could it be...?

>>533581712
Epoch discord is a Tauri waiting room for me

>>533581379
Blizzard would have to completely revamp pretty much everything and make Vanilla WoW an actual ecosystem with captureable cities, functional economy, and not just raid FOMO shit for me to actually care.

>>533582114
Glad I locked in all my favorite names years ago on Turtle, just in case I ever played it.

>>533581974
>You didn't know how seal twisting worked until I explain it

Not only was it never brought up until you tried coping about alliance paladins being good but I even had to explain that it only ever worked *for* alliance paladins and it was still worse than SoB

good job making me reply this long however, pablo

>>533581257
I know at least one genetically female female that plays on Epoch because I learned about project epoch from her tweets about it before she took them down. Asian too, but 26 and in female years that's 3 times older than the baldest man on epoch.

(You) will NEVER get to play as HER

did that guild on gummy end up getting made?

>>533582309
>but 26 and in female years that's 3 times older than the baldest man on epoch
Yeah but she’s Asian so she’s like half her age mentally and in appearance. It’s white women that age like ice cream on a warm day.

TROONDLE I KNEEL TO YOU

>>533582167
Same, but those retards are hell-bent on scripting the useless fucking WoD content that everyone will skip anyway for some reason before launching, so it will be another fucking year, probably

Epoch Waiting Room - Warhammer edition

https://jiggie.fun/Warhammer

I will be playing FEMALE HUMAN PALADIN on Ambershire!

>>533582510
Yeah, Ally side, /w anyone in <TempleOS> for an invite, there were like 5 people 30 mins ago, someone should still be on

>>533581974
>Called out claiming "Ret was a good spec" by someone saying "maybe for horde and even still questionable"
>spends 15 posts repeating "seal twisting", a tech that horde didn't need to use and didn't salvage ally
>called out on that too
>continues mumbling "seal twisting" interspersed with "no u" whenever his timer is up

just take the easy out man even if you have a point you already bungled it so hard it's not worth it

Do you niggas have any real non doctored proof that Kes is a troon and not a lovely asian goddess?

>>533582450
Gnome priest is the dumbest fucking shit. A curse upon all those that roll one.

>>533582935
don't bully the healsluts

what do you guys use to roll?

>>533582450
>gnome priest
>not dwarf warlock
I get they had to give them shamans, but come on.

>>533571051 (OP)
whys this a gif?

What class to roll on turtle fresh if i want to pvp? I was gravitating towards warrior but i heard that it gets raped by the new overbuffed specs like ret and surv.... I just want to do some chill bgs as melee.

If the server is not up in the next 15 minutes I will play the turtle fresh instead

at this point im convinced epoch is really just 11 retards
1 is the kingpin whos funding it all and just watching shit sprial out of control getting a kick
9 of them are trannies that are just there for customer support
and the final one is just some zoomer indian woman DEI hire that just got out of school that has no idea how to run a server currently googling every tech question

this shit is so over dude, i should have known it was over when i saw trinity core being used again

>>533582620
yes, my guess is not until winter, at least

GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI FOREVER

discord.gg/n8X4bpGFeg

>>533583179
If any of the devs had an education we'd have servers up on day 2

>>533583078
paladin

Turdlefags, how is custom content on the Horde? I want to go either an orc mage or if Horde stuff sucks I'm going nelf priest

check discord new post

epochies are running out of copes
sad!

MoP won

God I hate custom race/class pairings. Nothing makes sense other than Troll druids (which they legitimately should have always had) and Human hunters.

>mfw you didnt give invite perms to guildies in <templeos>

>>533583676
>Human hunters
opinion discarded

>>533582843
>community moderator for a WoW private server
what the fuck do you think

SAAR Y U NOT RELEASE!

>>533583676
Nonsense. Druids are in touch with nature and ancient and reclusive and there's not many of them left. Trolls are some jungle voodoo huehues doing nasty blood magic in south america. Troll druid makes no sense whatsoever.

>>533583676
human hunters don't maie sense either

TURTLE WON
https://youtu.be/-im3TbxZnMc
https://turtle-wow.org/storage/turtle_tv/Patch%20Trailers_1/Turtle%20WoW%202.0:%20Unreal%20Engine%205%20Client.webm
>
Highlights
Developed specifically for the Turtle WoW Core, supporting all custom content out of the box.
Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices, including Android smartphones and tablets.
>Two Graphic Modes
The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.
>Impossible Becomes Possible
With the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:

Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.
Organic multi-language support.
A P O L O G I Z E

>>533583584
its finally time

WE ARE BEGGING U

>>533584070
SAAR
SAAR PLEASE

>>533583676
how about night elf warlocks?

>>533584026
>Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
LOL that's like buying 28 Days Later on Blu-Ray

>>533584026
YAASSS QUEEN SLAY

>>533583676
>god i hate custom race/class pairings unless they fit my head canon

20k pvp megaserver or I'm not playing.

>>533583893
Trolls have turned into animals in every single raid they've been featured in.
>>533583995
>>533583776
>Human hunters don't make sense

>pochtards are the Qtards of WoW
human behavior really is something else

>>533584309
>hunter = kill things with bow
lol
imagine having this kind of surface level understanding and thinking you're smart
peak midwit

>>533584385
>humans never used animals to hunt game
The midwit is you.

Epoch Waiting Room - Because one of you said I couldn't do faggot shit edition

https://jiggie.fun/Wife

>>533583995
>there are multiple Scarlet hunters in WoW

>>533584026
That girl is hot as fuck. Wtf do TurtleWoW players really look like that?

>>533584309
Yea but they turn into nasty poisonous animals which are the antithesis of druids (they are poison dispellers) instead of hyperborean animals like bears and cats

>>533584134
They can't into magic anymore anon, same reason Dworfs can't.

>>533584309
there weren't any human ranged units in the warcraft rts

lads lets face it.....
epoch cannot compete with turtleGAWD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATXSJhdmfwE

>>533583676
Troll Warlock is pretty normal

are registrations open yet?

>>533584535
>hyperborean animals like bears and cats
Anon...

>>533584610
Archers in WC1, zoomer.

>>533584539
druids and priests use magic though

TURTLE WOW FRESH AUGUST 17 LMAO

>>533583676
there's no reason gnomes can't be priests, if undead can be priests they can be paladins. there are plenty of dwarves who use magic, dark irons in particular have tons of sorcerers and you can make a character with dark iron skintones. they should also be able to be warlocks.

>>533584535
And undead priests aren’t somehow the antithesis of priests? You would change things for flavor, like undead priest, but trolls turning into animals has been canon since the beginning.

>>533584697
SHUT UP NIGGER

>>533584710
RP-PvE too along with the update that adds 4 new zones. How can Epocucks even compete?

>>533584710
and Epoch still won't be open

>>533583893
>>533584535
I always understood it as a patronage thing that is more for power rather than balance, so it's supposedly more evil than the fae shit cenarius made the night elves do.

>>533584731
>there's no reason gnomes can't be priests
They’re materialists. Literally an entire race of fedora tipping atheists.

>>533584309
Shamans have turned into animals since vanilla too, doesn't mean they're druids.

>>533584923
the Light is material as well, it's not some mystic unknowable force

>>533584831
as a role play lover, I hope they enforce RP rules fully even if it pushes some new players away. this is what i have been waiting for for a long time.

>>533584831
3 new zones, 2 new dungeons, and basically a whole new dungeon's worth of updates to other dungeons. And if you've never played Turtle before, there's an additional like 5 new dungeons and 7 or so new zones as well.

>>533584693
Yes? It doesn't get more hyperborean than the White bears. I'm not talking about the mutt or nigger bears.

>>533584923
And yet they can summon demons and create water and food from thin air

>>533585025
Sorry, everything post Vanilla isn’t canon unless you’re a tranny.

>>533585049
>I hope they enforce RP rules
Azeroth At War (December) is more likely to do that.

>>533585106
vanilla was already utilizing post vanilla canon, it was laying the groundwork for things like the naaru

>>533585053
>>533585049
>>533584831
>>533584710
>>533584026
I think it's time for a TurtleWoW general. Fuck this gay epoch shit.

Using the Light has nothing to do with religion. Thats just how the humans chose to frame it. Its manipulating aether/mana like any other element in the game.

>>533585018
Spirit wolf isn’t the same as shapeshifting, which trolls have always done.

>>533585071
Polar bears are black thoughbeit

people have this thing called free will so class restrictions are completely retarded. literally nothing would stop a gnome for going to IF and just saying "I want to be a priest desu"

>>533584783
CUM IN MY ASS FAGGOT

gulp

>>533585220
The naruto are the stupidest concept wow has ever done and should have been reconnect immediately. Only trannies still consider them canon.

can kezan come up tonight maybe? :3

>>533585049
>use paid mount in the wrong place
>get banned
yeah, i'm sure that'll happen

>>533585427
epoop is deleted and the devs are currently fleeing the country

Could whoever makes the next Epoch thread do such with the mpreg reaction image please (for server lore accuracy purposes)?

>>533585330
Can a pajeet be anything more than a call scammer? Same concept.

kaytotes vibe check

>>533585427
only if you've been a good boy, maybe for 15 minutes at the most inconvenient time

>>533585586
still nappy time

>>533585330
Except some race societies forbid certain magics and would kill you on sight

>>533585743
meanwhile, both factions accept warlocks

>>533585743
this is not really reflected in the game so it's just your headcanon

Do you think we'll get to play pochie today?

>>533585330
a gnome is too smarty pants to be a holy man

>>533585902
I've foreseen it.

>>533585902
it's 3:00 in Germany, devs are going to bed

>>533585902
Kaytotes is already sleeping, sorry

>>533585902
next month, if we're lucky

>>533585902
>pochie
Are you supposed to pronounce this pock-ey or poo-chi or poo-key

>>533585967
See
>>533585249

>>533585902

So what are you rolling on turtle's fresh and why are you still lying to yourself pretending you will play epoop instead?

>>533585967
why? priest powers actually exists in their universe unlike in ours so there's zero logical reason not to use them

>>533585902

>>533586107
>turtle fresh
neigh, waiting on pooch or bronzebeard

>>533586107
You'd have to be a retard to roll anything but paladin on turtle.

>>533585902
Sure, if you are on Linux

>>533585902
Epoch will be available on, of all days, August 17th

>>533586107
I'm going to wait for Pochie, Gurupochie specifically.

>>533586107
uninstall wizard

>>533586236
>bronzebeard
Gross, I'd rather pay blizzard

>priest powers actually exists in their universe unlike in ours

>>533585091
Demons are creatures that exist in the Twisting Neather.
They create water by transforming their mana from arcane energies to water.
There's no reason for Gnomes to not be priests, the Light isn't sentient they would just treat it as being a different kind of mage.

>>533586227
>His smile and optimism: gone.

>>533586026
>poo-chi
>poo-key

>>533586107
Surely Epoch will be playable before turtles fresh.. if not then maybe mage or warlock until epoch is playable.

>triggered a christcuck
heh

Project Epoch is stillborn. It won't be finished in any less than a month's time - and if they try to rush it out before the new turtle wow fresh server it will still be a broken unplayable buggy mess. Pet AI won't be fixed, every hour another game-breaking bug will be found. It's over. Nobody is going to bring up Felmyst anymore after this disaster. I'm hopping ship and closing this thread for good
here's a spinning HD slice of cake for proof

>>533585902
I think there's a decent chance we play tonight/tomorrow.
If it doesn't go live tomorrow then I think they'll wait until next Saturday.

priests and paladins are kind of a cult
it makes no sense for other races who have no real showcase of caring about the gods and such to have access to such powers
its not like picking up a bow and deciding i want to shoot this
but i guess even in that case, if you're gonna shoot a bow when you're 1 foot tall, the power behind that bow is gonna be shit
cant hold a heavy crossbow/gun that can deal with the shock either

i personally dont care about such things, but its a valid arguement that it kills the lore for people who like lore

>>533586338
when you go to church does the priest there usually holy nova, shadow word:pain and penance during his service or does he just stand up there to talk about the bible

>>533586107
>rp-pve

NEW THREAD
>>533586472
>>533586472
>>533586472
>>533586472
>>533586472

>>533585902
Kaytotes will turn on the server for 12 minutes at 10 in the morning Euro time.

>>533586568
>turtletroon general
As dead as their server

>>533586498
cool post Aly

>>533586568
sad

>>533586527
>caring about the gods
There are no gods of the light. It's basically the Force from Star Wars. All you require is faith/belief that the Light will support your actions.

TURTLE SHILLS OUT OF MY THREAD!

>>533586568
picrel

>>533586534
Normal people like PvE. Im glad the weirdos will be contained on Gurubashi. If it ever opens.

>someone mentions turtlefresh on epoch discord
>3 seconds later message is deleted
>1 minute later discord is locked.

>>533586568
well troondlies you finally have your own general!
now SURELY you will all go there instead of seething here, RIGHT?

>>533586568

>>533586746
We need to go back to having Uggo races in MMOs. Everyone is too conventionally attractive.

>>533586671
Says the faggot in a general for a server that failed to launch and probably won't for at least 6 months. Maybe if you beg for round robin logins you'll get it in 3.
>>533586874
Nope :)

>>533586671
the irony

>>533586907
troons and women wouldn't like that

>>533586568

>>533586907
would desu

>Kezan

>>533586991
the irony being there's 10,000 online but it feels like a ghost town

>>533587084
you're just mad that we don't want to play with you

>>533587084
*flinches*

>>533587049
falseflagging Epocuck
Turtle is chud-central whereas Epoch is literally a /r/wowservers project that has rules about 'punching down' politically in chat.

any word on when they'll open registration?

>>533586568
yeah nah

>>533586746
>'ate elves
>'ate frgos
>'ate humies
>'lov me wife
>'lov Zek
>simple as

so what, they moved the server to linux and it hasn't been up since then? grim if true

>>533587236
WDYM? It's up right now with bots.

>>533587213
thousandtusks is a paid janny for turtle, nice try though

>>533587084
>tries to hit me
>literally can't
Why yes, I'm playing on Kezan, what are you gonna do about it?

>>533586965
I bet you can groom and molest that in turtle

>>533587216
Nope but I doubt it'll be any time soon.
Maybe 1 day after the servers are finally opened to the public and they have no problems but it's probably more like a week.

>>533586285
Why is that? I played on the other realm and didn't find them op in bgs at all

>>533587290
>we're hosting 5000 bots locally!

>>533587230
Inferior to Teir`Dal in every way hahaha

>>533587001
I thought the "anti-woke and anti-dei" movement was about having sexy women because trannies liked ugly characters. Whats the correct narrative?

>>533587001
Actually it's the opposite. Women love playing monster races, and trannies would see it as representation.

in 15 hours it will be a week since launch, are you enjoying your journey?

>>533587469
Seething darkie elf manlet

>>533586715
the major point though isnt how they get the powers, is that the powers are taught by other members within the cults/religion that reviver xyz
xyz because its actually not 'the light' for every race, only for humans
all the other priest races have an actual god that is loosely connected to the light
meanwhile gnomes are commonly seen as outlier loners who really dont even have a home anymore or care about gathering amongst each other
it just doesnt fit there image
its quite literally lol lmao i feel like priest today
its tranny tier shit ideology

I haven't checked in with you guys in a while, too busy playing with FMC. How many minutes did you guys get to play today?

>>533587469
neriak got destroyed by fucking halflings lmao

>discord
>locked
>updates
>canceled
>end date
>the 17th
What are we looking at. Another 3-5 years before a good classic+ drops?

None of my friends would come play poochie with me, and now they won’t stop clowning me for being excited about it

>>533587536
yes I'm loving this waiting sim, its so lifelike

i wonder how many retards sat at the login screen the entire day hoping to get in just because the auth servers are up. surely nobody here did that.. right?

>>533587516
>women love playing monster races
Every single one of my female friends plays the most stereotypical e-girl shit in every game like Mercy, except a fujo who plays men.

>>533587536
almost have my dualspec 1000g

>>533587683
no i spent it here lol

>>533586568
ummmmm turtlesisters why is our general so dead?

>>533587469
inkskins exist to pleasure BHC in Chudport after Lucan generously let them in after their shithole got blown up by halflings, you are welcome btw inkie

>>533587472
>>533587516
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure you would see the highest percentage of trannies and women in the elf races.

>>533587730
likewise, i gave up on login screen camping after day 2
now it's simply posting and laughing at these cringe ass updates

>>533587683
i gooned all day

>>533587686
Your female friends aren't representative of the average woman, who is a mother.

>>533587654
>waiting sim
Now you know why Epoch's logo is an hourglass.

>>533587516
this is such a lie, they all always play elves and other barbie races

>>533587683
>spent all day shitposting in /epog/
>spent all week shitposting in /epog/
Other eating, shitting, sleeping, and working I've been on /epog/. This is probably the most I've spent actively posting on 4chan in years.

After 1 week of the servers being down it's about time to call off the launch and postpone it... right?

POCHIE WEEKEND

Tomorrow will be the REAL launch, just you wait!

>>533588146
The devs are on as much copium as the players. They're convinced some breakthrough is gonna happen any moment and solve everything.

>>533588184
I wish a had a Tomoko gf to play wow with

>>533588146
It's insane that they haven't

>server can handle 3k
just open 6 realms and let us play

So they're running the server on Linux now right?

>>533588146
any sane man would throw in the towel and reasses the situation by now
kay is not one of those men

hey guys im new here is the server up and can i play? thanks!

>>533587516
Tell me you've never played with a woman without telling me.

>>533588372
Yes, but unfortunately they had to trade Ulmetrs for it, so no more code for us.

>>533588346
ummm shut up chud if it were that easy they would have done it
(do not look into how easy that is)

>>533588407
ah just like my discord

>>533588241
Just 3 or 4 more prompts and Clau- Err, I mean, ulmetrs will get it right with his single line commits

>orc male =based chad
>human male = suoyboy
>dwarf male = hyper dad gamer
>tauren male = dad gamer
>troll male = alternative thinker
>forsaken male = school shooter
>gnome male = psychopath
>night elf male = faggot

>orc female = contrarian
>human female = coomer or spic
>dwarf female = giga stacy
>tauren female = giga wine aunt
>troll female = tranny
>forsaken female = goth girl
>gnome female = sociopath
>night elf female = retarded faggot

>>533587001
Not true, I played a ogre male in everquest
t. biological female

HUGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATXSJhdmfwE

>>533588481
>3 months of single line commits
>vs the entire rest of the dev teams commits combined to be less than 20 over 5 years
Poochie not looking so hot rn

>>533587683
I played gummy while my script was checking kezan in the background.

>>533588482
You mixed a lot of these up
almost every female race player = tranny or super incel

spanish nerds love orc males and bipolar retarded incels flock to gnome female and male mage

just about everyone who plays a rogue/paladin/hunter in WoW is a major league faggot

>>533587316
Ban you from the one hugbox megaguild.

>>533588482
People who play orc males are as obnoxious as people who play ret paladins. Faggots main character wannabes.

>>533588906
t. humie

>>533587316
Pout

>>533588818
Projection nonpareil

>>533588482
>thing I like= le good
>thing I dislike= le bad
*yawn*

>>533588482
Everything on the list is 100% accurate, except UD female
>2004-2010
>goth girl
>2011 onwards
>tranny

Why no eta?

Surely they must have SOME kind of idea of what they're working with?

>>533588939
DwarfGOD, go be an orcspic somewhere else.

>>533588962
just the truth little lad
let me guess you play a night elf female priest? go clean your adams apple mr xir

>thing I like= le good
>thing I dislike= le bad

>>533589114
based dwarfGOD
dwarf players are always bros

>>533589231
gaytotes is a palanigger!?

I want to ____ Jahy

>Kaytotes isn't online in discord anymore

HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY PLAYABLE
>>533589035
>>533589035
>>533589035

>>533589231
Newfag here, who's craig

Our /xivg/ friends left.

>>533588482
>troll male
Only zesty ass crazies end up rolling troll male on pservers

>>533589390
Nice post per hour you got the champ

>>533589430
Im still here but im going to Turtle probably.

>>533589390
I hope they shadowban turtle wow threads you guys are insufferable

>>533589430
>Our /xivg/ "friends"
It's okay, you can say faggot on this website.

Can confirm; Never heard a troll in coms that didn't sound buckbroken.

>>533589430
im still here, i'm just a boring fiddie player and dont have anything to contribute

>>533589231
Wear no disguise

>>533589390
>shenna actually bought an ad

Why did Blizzard remove sports ball from Crossroads? :(

>>533589443
Stoner retards whose whole personality is dudeweedlmao

cuddling with big titted fem humans

NEW FRESH

>>533589673
>>533589673
>>533589673
>>533589673
>>533589673

>not even at 700 yet
wait for the real thread guys

>>533589809
Stop making new threads before we reach page 10

Can you mongoloids reign it in a bit?

>>533589390
>buck broken
>mind broken
>house broken
>turtletrannies try tirelessly to make failed generals or corral /epog/ into /wptrannyhellgeneral/
It didn't work the first 144 hours, what made you think it'd work now?

>>533589809
kill yourself

>>533589231
Just how deep does this rabbithole go...

We're losing it

>>533589809
>haven't even reached the bump limit yet
You Whitemane coomers need to kill yourselves

>>533589926
>what made you think it'd work now?
everyone with more than 2 brain cells left this place days ago.

Happy weekend, guys! How's everyone enjoying their Friday night?

>>533590090
And yet here you are.
Shilling your slop nonstop every thread.

MoP won, by the way

Don't care, still playing Epoch.

>>533590265
I heard it's a buggy mess

>>533588482
Forsaken are the SS penal unit of Warcraft.

>>533571568
>Azure Spectral Tiger
>Crimson Spectral Tiger
>G R E E N Spectral Tiger
They seriously couldn't be bothered to call it an Emerald Spectral Tiger?

>>533590334
Works on my machine

>>533590238
I'm just here to post alpha pics and laugh at cope

this thread has become corecraft-like cope
>"it's releasing any week now!"

>>533589668
>horde's national sport is povertyball
Holy fuck, Horde really are the browncoded faction

I want to level with friends

>>533582828
I wasn't that anon you illiterate ape
Learn to fucking read

>>533590567
...me too!

>>533590551
i waited for corecraft all the way until classic released

That's it

I'm going nofap until Epoch launches

>>533590645
Classic

>>533590551
>any day now

>>533590662
well bad news
classic tbc round 2 starts in winter
here we go agane

>>533590265
>WoW token
>nobody talks in any channel except to post advertisements
>WTS 85-90 BOOST PST FAST 1 SLOT LEFT
>all servers are megaservers that are inversely totally dead with nobody doing anything
>MoP dailies and valor grind and Isle of Thunder isn't out
>everything is absurdly overvalued after 6 years of swiping
>GDKP is the default form of raiding
>get camped by Ssephiroth on his boosted scarab lord mount
>500 bots run by gathering every trade good in the zone
I felt physically ill even considering to play mop classic

>>533590661
which friends do you have.?

>>533590846
ah so you just made all this up in your head

>>533590552
>t. lorelet

Horde
>honor
>brotherhood
>strong values
Alliance
>thievery
>scamming
>traitorous

The Alliance have always and will always be spiritually brown/jewish while the Horde will always uphold trve Aryan values.

>>533590868
Erm...