Gooning until servers area playable again Edition
Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When did Project Epoch release?Sometime within the next year
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>AddonsAddons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
>/epog/ GuildsGuilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
>Latest NewsUlmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
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>>533571051 (Cross-thread)
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POCHI WEEKEND YOU GUYS!!1
>the only update we got today was that they closed the 'cord again
WAKE UP LAB RATS WE HAVE A SERVER TO TEST
This is embarrassing and now the other pservers are swooping in to feast on epochs carcass.
>>533593102sorry im busy playing games on my phone
Was sacrificing Ulmetrs for Linux worth it?
>>533593274We just don't know yet, we haven't tried the server on the linux architecture
everyone in this thread seems to be a tranny and theyre all crying about epoch. turtlewow won bigly HAHA CRY TRANNIES
>>533593102That privilege is for clankers anon
>>533593225Honestly it's kinda of deserved at this point
>probably every pswever shitting their pants on what could unfurl on 7/26/25, poochie swooping in and eating their lunch even if their intentions was just a server to play on >big ass nothing burger>sharks smell blood in the waterI'm actually a bit shocked ascension isn't riding the wave and dropping something this month too
>>533593276>.cpp>chinas pochie party
>be me
>be small dick indian street shitting dalit
>do one half-pushup for workout sesh
>turtle announces freshie
>must use VPN everytime if i want to play
>be small dick indian street shitting dalit
any other red dot brownoids know this feel?
>>533593434too bad ascension servers are never going to be classic+
epoopie is dead, twow fresh is the future
The only two arguably opportunistic servers were Gummy (likely a coincidence since he's in the TBC mines) and Turtle (actually trying to poach tourists and SoDfugees)
Relaunch will happen this weekend, I can feel it
>>533593352yes yes, very nice tranny, very nice
HOWEVER
the turtle containment thread is down the hall
Rise and shine, mister pochie. Rise... and... shine... Not that I wish to imply, you have been pregnant man posting on the job, No one is more deserving of playing slop... and all the single thread servers that we rented would have gone to waste... until... Let's just say your hour has come again. So wake up, Mister Pochie. Wake up and smell the copium.
Sorry, but trannywow is so moldy that even their new servers are stale.
I don't care if turtle steals all the SoD troons, then the server will be playable.
>>533593453this gif is mine now
In about 5 hours Kaytotes is gonna bring the servers online for a flash stress test and we are gonna be able to play for like 15 minutes its gonna be kino
>midnafag is playing on ascension
>>533593276saar what is a for loop
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>Rise and shine, mister pochie. Rise... and... shine...
>Not that I wish to imply, you have been pregnant man posting on the job,
>No one is more deserving of playing slop... and all the single thread servers that we rented would have gone to waste... until...
>Let's just say your hour has come again.
>So wake up, Mister Pochie.
>Wake up and smell the copium.
If Epoch actually launches are they gonna do shit like Hyjal and Emerald Dream?
>>533593796SOVL
He's going to make the call and we'll hit 4k
>>533593828>even the shortstack nugget larper has abandoned pooch
>2 and a half hours left in the day
>no sign the server even exists
bros im losing hope
>>533593906down the line yeah, they want to do all mainland shit and have no interest in expansion continents
>>533593434Bronzebeard isnt far away and theyre doing tons of advertising
>>533593871>>Wake up and smell the copium.
>>533594118Oh shit that's cool, there's tons of things they could do for Azeroth that don't involve going to Outland at least.
>>533594132anything on a release date?
>>533594319most likely exp and rep boost diuscounts as usual at the very least.
>>533593225it's only turtle, other pserver devs have been helping them but the turtle devs have been mega cunts as usual
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I still have hope.
>>533594484Dumb even for frogposter standards.
>somehow kael'thas is even more dead than epoch
>>533594132it's just ascension classless but they readded classes...
>>533594484I'm still holding out for Gurubashi
Did we get any news todays boys? I just woke up
>that brown loli poster is STILL in wow generals
jesus christ dude
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>>533594118northrend is the comfiest zone thoughbeit
I will always HOPE - Hopefully On Project Epoch
didn't yesterday they said something about bringing kezan back up under new hardwhere?
when's that supposed to be coming?
>>533594703Kaytotes is taking a nap after having a rough OW2 match. The mods in his absence have decided to close communication on the discord until he wakes up.
>>533594567>le tbc is le tbdeadtbc is so cringe at this point i just cant wrap my mind around the handful of hopefuls trying to resurrect it every 6 months only for it to flop
>>533594703they closed the discord chat again
I would have tried Gummy’s TBC server while waiting for Epoch, but I get a feeling of existential dread just from the thought of joining a dead private server. It’s like when you accidentally click onto a stream with 10 viewers and the streamer says “hey anon thanks for tuning in man”
>>533594567>>533594876again, TBC would be good without Outland
>>533594960Well the difference is Gummy doesn't give a fuck if you are there or not
>>533594960If I play another server I won't have the energy to level on epoch.
>>533594737wow tell me more
>>533595093>Well the difference is Gummy doesn't give a fuck if you are there or notreally? he was throwing a meltie a few theads back around the time his DOA server actually launched about how he expected no one to play
>>533594854They tried 12ish hours ago but it kept crashing within 10 seconds. After a while they stopped trying but forgot the login server up.
>>533594582because I played the beta, I know its good, leagues better than turtle
>mop won
>turtle won
>epoch won
>ascension won
>gummy won
nope
i won
So you guys have recruited several sissies to play with right?
>>533595093Why'd he shill so hard here then?
>>533595548the features there are good, one can hope the tourists leave for turdle
>>533594567who the fuck wants tbc? Literally WHO??
Epoch should just port in all the CoT dungeons, Kara and Sunwell into Epoch and call it a day on "Outland"
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I think the fresh turtle realm is a blessing in disguise... my little gnome priest is less likely to be waiting in as long a queue now. Hopefully.
I have a lvl 10 character on both servers and and going out for a walk. Tell me which one to main by the time I get back.
>>533595820>rp-pveno effect on gurugods unfortunately.
>>533595791>step out of the dark portal into the worst outland zone>quitbeen there.
>>533595548they forgot the functional server feature bro.. it's over
So uh, what's gonna be the cope for the doubters once the servers are up and stable?
>Ulmetrs is fucking with code relating to character hairstyle, color and gender
what are they fixing?
>poochie will become lost media in our lifetimes
>>533596216did you see that they wasted time coding a slow mode like discord into the ingame chat? like they literally only want this server up so the mods can start micromanaging everyone's ingame chat too
>>533596195"And then I woke up"
>1000 iterations of classic wow all running simultaneously
>all dogshit in their own unique way
Honestly how is it even possible? How is there not ONE to accidenrally end up being good?
>>533596195That goalpost has already moved. The devs went from "We will handle 8-10k easy" to "Okay maybe 7k" to "Okay maybe 5k". Next week its gonna be "3k take it or leave it." with 10,000 in queue if it launches. And retards will say some shit about how its culling the weak and impatient and how they totally won for holding out for this slop.
>>533596409there are good ones, but not a single good classic+ server
>>533596409what's wrong with warmane?
>>533596216Coding in bratty cunnygnomes.
>>533596409moppy is good thoughever
Qrd on poochiepoch
Qrd on turtle
Qrd on ascension
Qrd on bronzebeard
Qrd on nost
Qrd on nu gummy
Qrd on olde gummy
Qrd on blizz servers
Qrd on other blizz servers
Qrd on nu mop
FRESH TURTLE IN 17 DAYS, WITH 3 NEW ZONES, 2 NEW DUNGEONS
AND IT'S ACTUALLY PLAYABLE
>>533596519They can cook as long as they need, but if shits gonna take 6-12 months they should just announcement it already
>>533596539but at the end of the day, it's still turdle
>>533596539how did they plan this so well to BTFO epoch
>>533595695Blizztuned TBC with warriors buffed sounds kino actually.
>>533596539That's server feels like shit for some reason
>>533595453>better hardware>instantly crashespochies...
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>>533596539I heard you the first time
>>533596536>Qrd on poochiepochLost bigly
>Qrd on turtleLost
>Qrd on ascensionLost
>Qrd on bronzebeardLost
>Qrd on nostNost
>Qrd on nu gummyLost
>Qrd on olde gummyLost
>Qrd on blizz serversLost
>Qrd on other blizz serversLost
>Qrd on nu mopWon
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>Can't play Epoch but feel strong need to play WoW which must be met asap
>Can't play Turtle because new server in 16 days means I'd lose all progress
>Can't play Retail because it's p2w with bots and made by activist DEI hires that hate videogames and gamers.
>Can't play Gummy's fresh 9 hour old server because it peaked at 200 players and is down to double digits
>Can't play Ascension because it's shop is malicious in payment options giving you a few less coins than you need for purchases and I heard you need to purchase early access to their classic+ or whatever
>>533596539not rolling troondle paladin(the only viable class on turdy)
maybe ill try UD paladin on pooch
>Troondle troonies literally begging people to play on their dogshit client
HOLY KEK
Naturally only a trannies can be this pathetic
>>533596850>>Can't play Ascension because it's shop is malicious in payment options giving you a few less coins than you need for purchases and I heard you need to purchase early access to their classic+ or whateverit's not even classic+, just play their classless version and pick spells from 1 class
congrats, now you have their classic+ server.
>>533596850>>Can't play Gummy's fresh 9 hour old server because it peaked at 200 players and is down to double digitsque?
>>533596850>Can't play Gummy's fresh 9 hour old server because it peaked at 200 players and is down to double digitsIt's still triple digits unless no one is playing horde.
>>533596539But it has pic related so no
>today's update was that discord is locked
>they technically still haven't broken their promise of "one update a day"
LMAO this shit is so funny, i swear every day they make this situation more and more ridiculous
Hello Epog
I posted my dog this morning, here's my other dog
>>533597085>It's still triple digits unless no one is playing horde.you can't make alliance characters so.... guess
>>533596645They probably didnt and just planned around SoD ending. At least thats what their post on the site said. It just happened to double dip with Epoch's shoddy launch.
>>533596850gummy is still in triple digits if you count both factions :^)
TOMORROWS UPDATE:
>we have opened general once again
>>533597176I'd say he cute, but he looks sad
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when can we gang up and obliterate this kong mf
>>533597250>next dayWe are bringing the servers up for 5 minutes to test some new logging we have added.
>10 minutes laterThank you for testing, we got some good information. Closing the servers again for now
>>533597390kek
how long can this go on for
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Westfall is completely empty...
Westfall has fallen...
All this waiting just so you can log in next month and find out that Epoch is actually not a good server lmao
>>533597541honestly surprised they didnt plan to implement the 4 server strategy for the weekend, although they still have tomorrow. knowing them, they would stupidly try to roll it out on a saturday night AGAIN
So do servers usually have issues having more than 3.5k people? What's the cap for players or what's going on?
>>533596539I really hope they're paying you
>>533596064Thank you, now answer my question.
When is the next fresh where I can blast through MC in 20 minutes in the first month?
Anyone playing Bronzebeard?
How nice of Turtle to release a new fresh and help Epooch alleviate their server troubles. Say THANK YOU TURTLE :3
>>533596539 this is a humiliation ritual for pochiefans...we got pie on our face....
>>533597781A little. It's hard to get into a character knowing it's a PTR so I've made a few and just messed around
>>533597781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ&ab_channel=BillyO%27Reilly
>>533597938Yeah I get that. I'm just messing around in it for now. I like Prot and Gladiator Stance warrior so far.
>>533597636Thanks for having hope that they'll come up, every bit helps
>>533598043werent you playing ascension
>>533597643No, it's specific to trinitycore. They'll have to figure out how to modify it to handle more people grouped up together in one place. Seems like they're limiting the player's fov right now, which is going to make playing it feel really bad.
>>533598105nah I'm playing on gummy, sad I know :c
>another gumby flop
5th time will save the pserver scene
>playing this realm solely because i have this cool mount on my acc
>>533598262And yet there's still more people playing gummy than epoch
curious
>>533598156>limiting the player's fov right nownost flashbacks...
>>533596930You're not playing anything on Epoch, don't you get it?
Should i play moppie/anni/era? They can't ALL be worse than turtle/pac
>>533596539As long as it still has Turtle's retarded class changes I'm not interested.
>>533598286>and by "this realm" i mean bronzebeard
>>533598435It's won't feel the same trust me
>>533596931>Naturally only a trannies can be this patheticESLpoch lol
>>533598156>>533598372Fucking why, the 10ft render distance shit was unbearable
>>533598525temporary measures until core issues can be fixed or they find a way to migrate to a better core
>>533598156It felt fucking awful, like running under muddy water. Npc's and players phasing in out of thin air right next to you.
I seriously lost hope the moment I noticed the draw distance. Eflop is over for me.
Hopecucks how we holding up
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
>>533598436I've seen everything turdy has on offer, and literally NOTHING is a better option than playing turdy
>>533598774this is actually true, playing azerothcore with playerbots is better than playing turdle
>less than 50 replies in 2 hoursWHAT HAPPENED HERE TROONDLE BROWNS?????
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LOGIN SERVER IS UP
GET READY BROS
i wish there was a way to reverse my male pattern baldness
what's ross gonna do now that chat is locked down? must be weird going from deleting messages for 10-13 hours (his words) a day to nothing
>>533598973He's been deleting entire chunks of old messages, particularly in the warrior chat.
>>533598939It's been up for 6.5 hours already.
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>>533598931How embarrassing....
>>533598973>>533599116He also deleted ~100 messages from rogue chat while ago. The only reason I noticed was because I was bored and reading about backstab builds and then they all just vanished
>>533598951>start habit of smoking cigars>getting down with the baldness even quicker>last ditch effort>use derma pen, not the roller, vitamin e rub, and some laser helmet off of aliexpress>2-3 months>hair fuller, thick as fuck, not shedding as muchIt's not like going from baldlet to loins mane, but there tangible results
>looney troons desperately beg ppl to validate them playing on turtle by joining it, and yet they would rather watch a server status website and wait for a doa server.
checking these threads once in a while is like watching your local tweakers on meth downtown have mental breakdowns as they argue with every passerby about their depraved psychosis delusions as they are constantly ignored.
>>533597781Nigger we were in same dungeon, gnomeregan or something
You needed on a 2h sword
Kekl
I was a druid named Kott
so why did they lock the discord again?
>>533599575turtle somalians (who won btw)
>>533599575People were talking about something other than how pogged they were for epog
>>533599407Oh hi lol
It was a good sword I use it on my 2H spec but I don't like how 2H warrior feels, like you press one button every 60 seconds because no rage generation
>>533599575The turtle fresh server literally mind broke them. I can only hope this kicks their ass into gear and actually do something instead of these "updates".
No bullshit serious answers only do any of you have any hope in Pochie still? Even if I had faith short term (getting the servers up) I can’t imagine how long term this server will look if they’re so allergic to making intelligent decisions. I feel like if the server goes up it’s abandoned in a few months.
>>533599575Apparently having one (1) channel with 2h cooldown was just too much to manage.
Better bot coming sometime in future
How they intent to manage 2 servers if they can't cope with a fucking slowmo mode discord channel is beyond me.
>>533599734i think people will level for maybe a month and then it'll slowly die off. i dont think they have the ability to keep the server relevant long-term
>>533599575Turtle released the 1.18 patch trailer and people kept bringing it up
can I get a (You) in these trying times?
Epoch WoW took 5 years to create because it's literally just 3 dudes
>>533598931>discussing things:|
>doomposting:D
Made this shitty meme in reaction to the new twow server
>>533592537 (OP)How were the devs planning on GM'ing the server if they can't even moderate a single discord channel?
How were they planning on keeping the servers running day and night when they can't run a stress test for more than an hour?
None of this makes sense.
>>533599734>No bullshit serious answers only do any of you have any hope in Pochie still?Sure. Sooner or later the server *WILL* be back up.
>Stormwind nobles don't pay your guild for the repair job you did on the city
>So you build a doomsday device to kill everyone in the city
Bit of an overreaction for Vancleef don't you think? The Defias gang was a proportional response but this is a little silly.
>>533599908You can get my penis in your weenis
>>533600002His big tits daughter made him do it
>>533598761Need to find me a gf (female) like that
>>533600002They kicked him out of art school, too.
>>533599734been having the same thoughts as well
>this abyssal ass launch>HYPER SPAWNING CHESTS>1400 unresolved bugs>devs/mods having nuclear bi-daily melties on cord>literally one programmer / developer >level caps>round robin login>trinity core>hosting your entire server, login included, on a single threadfrom the content I saw on display I thought this shit was ran by the A team, and then the server dropped, and now I'm not so sure
Does Mysteries of Azeroth add a whole new area like burning crusade / wotlk ? is it out? Why tf am I bothering with epog if it doesn't even do that?
>>533599734Even if they manage to get it running, the devs are incompetent retards in way iver their heads. Get hoyped if you need to, but failed pservers don't tend to stop being failures.
>>533600002Keep in mind that Onyxia was behind this whole debacle from the very start, so it's not out of the question to assume that she was playing both sides and actively encouraging the Defias Brotherhood to take extreme measures.
>>533600002vanessa bareback plap plap
>>533598931It's almost as if they actually have a server to actually play on instead of posting
>>533599821>add a blacklist of words to all chat channels>automatic ban for some words>mod review if certain words are used
>>533599824I think this server is surviving exclusively off of fresh hype and fomo and like you said will die in a month or two. From what I played to level 15 the client is the greatest advantage over that the talent trees at least look like what most people would really want from Classic+ are it’s only advantages over Turtle. Wasn’t majorly impressed with what custom content there was, it was mostly harmless or forgettable but Razor Hill was very jarring, though Turtle has the same issue with a lot of its custom stuff too. I think the allure of getting in and actually playing is doing it more favors than anything.
>>533600274Let us have something, bwo
>>533600274>"It's almost as if they actually have a server to actually play on instead of posting">spends every waking hour reposting, begging, and malding on /epog/ instead
>we are "developing" the game
>actually we are being spiteful beta males spending 10 hours per day deleting messages from Discord
>>533599116Leave warriors alone you niggers!
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Why can't I get into the server?
It says they are online but it doesn't put me in que or anything?
>RP-PVE
that turtle fresh is going to be DoA lmfao
>>533594703They closed the discord but a few hours before doing that they opened the Content channel for guys to post links to their youtube channels/streams which made me think they are gonna release soon.
If it doesn't go up tomorrow then it's probably another week of nothing.
>>533600486Login server online, realm servers offline. Login server will probably stay online since they seperated it (lmao)
>>533600486It's only open to Kaytotes and friends
>>533600435>maldZoomie/thirdie detected
>>533600446>be a gamedev>hard>be a discord janny deleting and banning posts while playing ow2 12 hours a day>easy
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>>533598973>>533599116he's probably getting shitcanned soon
>>533598156If that's a known thing about trinitycore (I'm not sure if it is) then why did they decide to use it?
>>533600523You underestimate the power of FreshTM
>>533599821Couple that with the CMs actually being dramatic psychos who the fuck would even WANT them to be a GM? I can’t imagine people having actual faith in this team in the long run, they’re all so petty and hard to like
>>533600613>FELTED this BADLY KWAB Turdle troonies just can't stop crying
>promise to give progress updates every day
>their update for today was "we're closing the discord"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>533600435>at the part of the grief cycle where we go back and forth saying that the thread is busy because the game is good and thread is busy because everyone is so obsessed with usIt's OVER, poochie lost
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>no longer the biggest disaster in gaming history
>>533600387Epoch's biggest advantage over turtle is that it still feels like vanilla. Try comparing turtle helf starting zone to vanilla elwynn and you'll get it.
>>533600767One step closer to the rugpull. I'd call that progress.
>>533600762>feltedBack to the tardcage, Andy.
>>533600840i thought the helf starting zone was good
>>533600762Poch devs are trannies tho
And i'm actually a gumGOD
>>533600767>open content channel>ban content channelders ur update
>>533600706yeah how's that tbc fresh doing? lmao
I just wanna play some 'poch bros :(
>>533600676Trinitycore doesn't have strict licensing that would require them to open source the custom content.
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gumGODS
we won
>Please play on our dogshit Troonilla client....please?
HOLY KWAB TURDLE BROWNS ARE BROWN
>>533601195this...this can't be real????
Heh-heh! Glad I could help...
>>533599734If this was a completely vanilla 3k capped server I'd still plan to play it like a year
>>533601225e-everyone is out leveling! it's just that good!
>>533600201Fair enough I hadn't considered that for some reason.
>>533599734I did very much enjoy what I played and would like to play there again. It's vanilla with just enough in it to keep me engaged, (mainly the contract and achievements) I ran out of midna images
just make 6-8 additional servers capped at 2k god dammit
>>533600002>build a really big ship>durr it's a doomsday device???
>>533599692Pretty badass warden look, the shield kinda stinky though
I shelled out for the furry cat form
I think pretty badass, at least has more animations than the firecat form
>>533601617why not 16 servers capped at 1k?
>>533601617then they need 8 people to word police world chat instead of 1
>>533601638The tranny mind is shriveled and tiny from gooning sessions and spironolactone poisoning.
>>533601638That thing could have easily flattened Stormwind considering they didn't even have a fucking active fleet at the time.
>>533593276what the heck is the "challenges" chat
>>533593836>for loopgo ahead and explain to me what a for loop would do here, because in my eyes you have completely misunderstood the point of the image and are just pretending to know what you're talking about
>>533601872DVVARF BVLLS would have handled the problem.
>>533601873People playing hardcore mostly, the slower level might be able to post there as well
>>533601873probably for people doing explorer's or soul of iron
>kaytotes offline for hours
>update was straight up "stop being meanies we're working hard :("
What the fuck is this nonsense?
This had so much promise during beta
>>533598262If Gummy made a Gummy+ he'd have 100,000 players knocking down the doors. He's just too old fashioned.
>>533601872sure, it would have raped the stormwind military and the defias would have captured stormwind.
i'm still failing to see how that's a doomsday device or why the defias would "kill everyone in the city" using it when they only really care about revenge against the nobles.
>>533602073Vanilla Stormwind wouldn't even know the Dreadnought is sailing their way because Onyxia is fucking their everything up outside of Elwynn.
Redridge, Westfall and Duskwood were completely cut off from Stormwind and it's only through player character plot importance that we manage to alert certain figures in Stormwind that shit is actually fucked.
We just get to the Deadmines before the Defias finished building the ship.
>>533602269He's just too obsessed to with TBC.
I really feel for the guy, I can't imagine getting your peak WoW high from TBC and chasing the dragon for twenty years and nobody else wants a hit cause it's complete ass but it's your specific brand of ass.
>>533602372I dunno about the doomsday device stuff but by that point Vancleef and the Defias lost the plot and basically decreed that every citizen of Stormwind was complicit and deserved to die.
>>533602215All of the actual talent got poached by Ascension and Turtle. The only devs they have left are AI sloppers.
>>533602050use a loop that increments by 2^i and a map. cleaner and less jeeted
>>533601732Yeah shield is all I have xmog wise
>>533602215they were so fucking self assured and confident before launch and got humbled so fast lol
>>533594572Is this true? There's no actual new content in bronzebeard at all?
From what I've seen in videos and the things I've heard from beta players, Epoch will genuinely be 11/10 Gigakino once they solve these server problems.
>>533602465so why do they leave the NPCs alive then? surely if they wanted to kill everyone then the saldeans wouldn't just be chilling all alone in the middle of westfall?
>>533602614They added new quests and items you can find placed out and about in the world.
>turtle new fresh realm 17th
>egirls on youtube shilling for turtle
Is it over for us epochies?
>>533594960Yep if I wanted to play on a dead TBC server I've play on Chromie.
And even then it's 3x the pop of Gummy's.
>>533602458I like TBC classes but hate Outland, the change from stat % increases to rating, resilience, and a lot of the goofy af looking weapons.
>>533602465Doomsday device is hypebole but Vancleef and the Defias were genuinely planning to kill everyone in Stormwind not just the nobles.
Blizzard probably wrote them that way so the Defias can be easily accepted as evil by the players and so they won't sympathise with them, like when a villain in a show/movie is making a strong arguement for his actions and then the next scene the villain stomps on a baby.
they open the server randomly for testing when they feel like, but then shut it down and don't even allow the community to let them know what bugs they might have come across.
they're going to string us along for the next month pretending they have a working server when they knew from the 2nd stress test this shit would not see the light of day.
it's almost been a week since I've been sitting at my desk constantly entering my password to log in.
I really want that world first
>>533602660They needed the farmers to keep producing grain for the men, it's basically an open secret that Westfall has essentially fallen besides Sentinel Hill since it's so heavily fortified and Vancleef doesn't want to make such a massive move as wiping it off the map.
>>533602660They care about killing everyone in Stormwind, the Saldeans are in Westfall.
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>>533602848>They needed the farmers to keep producing grain for the men>"Look at what has happened to this place! These lands were once occupied by good farm folk. But the damned thieves have driven them all off."???
>>533602742>nat the lich pics in /wowg/ damn. that takes me back
>>533602645With a new dev team, sure.
With these incompetent sjw retards, no.
>>533602482If true what a shame, Epoch actually had good direction/ideas.
>>533602515POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE
POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE
>>533602996There's still a few holdouts like the Saldeans and that one other farm nearby.
>>533603092Yeah, the guy who remade Deadmines left to work on Turtle for instance.
>>533601782>then they need 8 people to word police world chat instead of 1i know ur joking, but im afraid thats what the devs genuinely are thinking
>>533602482if real, that's sad. turtle and ascension are both garbage, i was really hoping for an actual classic+ server instead of retail-
why are you still here? there's no game. the fuck
>the annoying fags who have been shilling this shit server for the past 3 months straight don't have a server to play on
>>533603201Garbage but with functional servers and paid dev teams.
>>533603178yeah, the saldeans are still holding out and the furlbrows are only just now leaving as the player enters westfall.
but the fact that only a few farmers remain doesn't really support the idea that the defias need them.
>>533603275the minute you close this thread and forget epoop ever existed
is the minute the servers will reopen
>>533603349but i do have a thread to goon in
>>533602996Driven them all off could very well be
>A bunch of thugs have moved into the region and Stormwind has abandoned us, I'm getting the fuck out of here.On that note is there anything about refugees from Redridge/Westfall/Duskwood fleeing into Elwynn/Stormwind or did Blizzard just pretend that sort of thing wouldn't happen?
It would only further play into Onyxia's schemes so it wouldn't be out of place.
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COMMUNICATION FROM THE TEAM!!!!
NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!
>>533601194That's a secondary issue to the fact that they've coded the whole custom part of the project using TSwow, which is built around Trinity. My understanding is that typescript makes custom modding significantly easier - Duskhaven is also using it, for example
>>533603379i don't really care if they're functional or if the devs are paid, if i wanted the kind of experience they provide i would just play retail.
They're re-opening it at the same time as the initial launch.
>>533603464>reactions count dwindlingUH OH POCHIES
>>533603464Woah, this is so much better than actually playing world of Warcraft on a server that actually works.
>>533602269Gummy did once have thousands of players knocking down the doors. He took the server down within hours.
>>533603275better question is why do you keep posting this
>>533603464absolutely based
>>533603464They actually have no shame, I pretty much have to be retarded to still be in this server.
>>533601194>licensingLiterally who gives a fuck? They're already breaking the law just by hosting the server.
>>533603464fuck their gay ass polls, they're cowards to remove general chat
they piss everyone off by not updating us on progress and then withhold updates to punish the community further
>>533603464so wholesome (: what a wholesome epic chungus reddit community :)
>>533603521>I don’t care about playing the video game, I just want to stare at a login screen and react to le heccin epic discord posts!
>>533603458right, they're driving them all off. note that farmer furlbrow calls them "hooligans" instead of something more murder-sounding.
>is there anything about refugees from Redridge/Westfall/Duskwood fleeing into Elwynn/Stormwindanon... the very first NPCs you meet walking into westfall are fleeing to elwynn because of the defias.
>>533602848>They needed the farmers to keep producing grain for the menThat's what the farming golems are for.
ayo can a nigga get a bronzebeard invite?
>>533603464I know you guys want to play on this server I understand but these people running this are so fucking gay I'm honestly sorry
>>533603464Ross is one thing, but this Altered guy might be the a bigger faggot yet.
CONSTANTLY whining about how the new players are toxic and don't deserve to play or even speak in general.
>>533603464i wish i could tell this fag to kill himself
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>>533603551>>reactions count dwindling>UH OH POCHIESfor comparison; reactions from a few days ago
>>533603797The CMs are very gay but thankfully I don't have to care about them once I'm in game.
>>533603503That's probably also a factor, I don't know that much about wow modding.
>>533603663Yeah, but then another private server could steal their stuff and players could search through it (which they already can with reverse engineering, but having it open source makes it significantly easier).
>>533603797nothing has dampened my hype more than being exposed to how fucking gay and retarded the people running this server are. even the failed launch is whatever, but their attitude and their handling of it is fucking terrible.
So what’s actually wrong with the class changes in Turtle?
>>533603179>search Epoch Deadmines on youtube>2 hour 30 min playthru video>just a slow motion grindfest that takes 2x-4x longer to get through>the guy who made it left for turtleMaybe Epoch will be better now.
>>533603821everyone is fed up with this nigger server and devs
>>533603695correct. i would rather sit and wait for a game i want to play than play i game i absolutely despise. what a stunning revelation that must be.
>>533603920>The CMs are very gay but thankfully I don't have to care about them once I'm in game.they will be watching /world and probably even guild chat and dms like turtle
>>533603821Literally embarrassing tier
How tf can they not even have something resembling a patchwork slop job by this point. Maybe the conspiracies a few days were true, just fuck off for a few months until nobody cares and reopen to a max population of 1.5k-2k
I think they are eventually going to give us like 5 servers with a 3k cap and no queue system, which honestly is a good business decision for them. They need to get people to the cash shop as soon as they can
>>533603464Fuck watching the login screen, I'm going to camp discord so the minute that General chat reopens I can tell this faggot to an hero.
>>533603956>is that a long dungeon in MY CLASSIC WoW!?!??!??!!!???>REEEEEEREEEEEEEEEE!!!Anon, I think Retail might actually be more your speed.
When will ross and the janitor team serve penance for what theyve done to the cord?
>>533603797>>533603942Its no different than the sort of fags running WoW at any point in WoW's lifespan. If the server is good to play on that's all I care about.
Don't pretend to be retarded like some anons who say not being able to spam NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER on the discord has put them off the server as if it would be allowed on any server.
>>533603952Hunters shouldn't be tanking and rogues shouldn't be supports.
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who's favorite way to traverse is a hearthstone
what does that even fucking mean.
kill yourself
>>533603920You’re never going to play Epoch. The server was a failure. Not the first custom server to flop, and not the last.
>>533604174it's not about slurs or being able to go full /pol/ it's that these psychotic fucking retards were freaking out over the emojis people used in the discord. this was the height of their worry.
>>533603952Wouldn't know, I'd never play trannywow.
>>533603821I've been undoing all of my reactions just to get back at them. They take away my joy, I take away theirs.
>>533604252better question, who the fuck has a "favorite way to traverse azeroth" in the first place
i mean maybe mages with their own portals but for the rest of us we just go
>>533604175>custom funserver does wacky thingsYeah, and?
>>533603952just look at them
THEIR POLLS ARE WRITTEN BY AI, TOO
>>533604252i honestly think this CM is worse than ross
>>533604276there will be friends of mods playing.
>gank them>mod checks your chatlog and finds "hecking noob" from 5 weeks ago>b&
>>533604415You don't ever do the heckin wholesomerino RP walk to locations at level 60?
These fucking polls are the most infuriating thing about this entire process. These fucking mods go 25 minutes without a hit of power and lose their fucking minds.
>>533604481Arcane Mage looks fun.
>>533604503I won't be able to control myself around Biboo
>>533604532this is an odd way of interpreting things when they're effectively just jingling keys for the rabid morons that cant look away from the discord.
>>533603956>doesn't want a 3 hour DM run
grok, write a 500 word essay with the subject matter being humiliation ritual
is it really even possible to make a great mmo considering how retarded/brown the average online user is.
>>533604694feels more like taunting, like how they kept posting in other channels that were locked. oh tee-hee we just can't unlock the channel but i'm going to post in it
>Long, hard day of moderating NOTHING. I'll let off some steam by posting a poll and watch my minions vote, I'm so random!
>>533604415I don’t know about any of you newfaggot retards, but I just LOVE getting warlock summons, it gets me so hard. I don’t even walk to quest objectives anymore, I’m simply summoned by a warlock for even something as simple as Goretusk Liver Pie. I don’t have a hearthstone, all my fps are still green, WASDQE and numlock are unbound, I don’t even know what the fuck a zeppelin is, I’m simply summoned.
>>533604694>explicitly cannot handle moderating a single channel>even on slowmode>even on a TWO HOUR slowmode>this is too much for them so they need to lock the cord until things settle down>i know! let's do some community engagement to keep all these retards here! that'll surely make the above problem go away!no. it's a power trip, nothing more.
can you imagine how cool it's gonna be when we get to play yippi
>>533604763not from scratch which is why these MMO emulator projects are so important. you will never see a good AAA MMO, ever. that ship has sailed, the industry is too pozzed and retarded now.
>>533603464whats everyones favorite way to traverse exiting this rugpull
>>533604415the humiliation ritual is so you know your place in the pecking order. poochiechud
>>533604948>muh pozThe lead dev for Epoch is a tranny.
I was promised Draenei horsecock if I played gummy. Where is it?
>>533604821Is it better to get summoned to AH and buy the livers yourself, or summon somebody who's selling livers directly to you?
>>533603821thanks for compiling these.
I need them all for my manifesto.
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what are the classic+ servers worth considering?
>turtle wow
>epoochie
>ascension
>... anything else?
>>533604763The internet is too brown, retarded, mind rotted, and ADHD addicted to do anything proper with the masses in mind, best bet is life like LLMs or whatever proceeds it to simulate MMOs
>>533605142Epoch is the only good one
If it fails it's over
>>533605072He gets summoned to each goretusk corpse and loots them.
>>533604763Elder Scrolls Online somehow manages to be 95% white
>>533605037but the game itself was made by white men, it's being built on their work
Please roll on Kaelthas while you wait, anons. I just want to find a dungeon group.
treating the community like fucking kindergarteners
>>533605332>install illegal addons>money stolen
>>533605408You can install addons now
>>533605072>Summonlet detectedIt doesn't even matter, whether it's to an auction house or if I'm summoned to bumfuck middle of Westfall, I can't cum if I'm not summoned.
>>533605430Even Gummy can release a functional server poopie
>>533604012This is also the week they took PTO from their irl jobs for this launch. Starting Monday their "around the clock" devving turns into a few hours daily after wagie time. At that point you can safely assume its not launching any time soon
I'm completely out of things to play. I had bet everything on Project Epoch bringing me out of that slump and now I'm lost. What the fuck do I play bros?
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>>533605332I'll legit put a minimum of 200 hours into Gummy's Kael'thas, but only if he unlocks alliance char creation.
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>>533605332add this and I might consider it
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*cough* *cough*
>>533605542Poopie bros, we won!
>>533605653your prize? a big stinkin POOPIE!!!
>>533605527Relax it'll be online in the next couple hours. Kaytotes is spraying WD40 on the knobs
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>>533605521>this is the power of 1 week PTO
>go to sleep
>stay up the servers will surely come up soon
which way /epog/?
>>533605851>close browser>go to sleep>never come back>wait for SoD 2.0
>>533605915>SoD 2.0After SoD 1.0? not a chance, blizzard will fuck it up for sure
>>533605851this shit aint coming online, they've already broken their reputation for having it up at least once a day. guru hasn't been up for FIVE DAYS at this point. just give up
>>533603275>why are you still here? there's no game. the fuckThe great irony is that no one is visiting and refreshing these epoch threads more often than the entire Project Epoch staff.
>those voting numbers
It’s actually dying for real KEK
It's so over...
https://youtu.be/-im3TbxZnMc
>>533606041more like all the tourists got filtered hard
comfy paradise awaits us epochbros
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what am I in for?
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@everyone Hello
OPEN UP THE SERVERS
IM MISSING OUT!
Never cheat never lie Epoop fresh till I die saaars!
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>>533606140Genuinely happy that the Turdle trannies and the SoD rapefugees are finally leaving
Comfy times await
>>533606186Enjoy your miner
>it's September 10th, 2025
>"Update: Guys we're now feeling confident enough to launch all 5 realms starting immediately, and will open more as necessary! Happy adventures!"
>...
>"...Hello? Guys?"
>"This is an URGENT CALL TO ARMS, we need you to log in RIGHT NOW OR ELSE you get a ONE WEEK MUTE!"
>...
>...
>...
>>533606326This. So much this.
Trve believers, hyperbvrea avaits!!!!
>>533605142Azeroth at War! Murlocs and Ogres for horde is pretty good.
Well time for more Guild Wars I guess.
>>533606198SINCE YA'LL CAN"T BEHAVE WE ARE REMOVING THE ABILITY TO SPEAK. PLEASE STILL ENGAGE WITH MY FURFAGS PATRONIZING POLLS
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>>533606042what is this lighting lmao ? why are the shadows pitch black?
>>533606042seems like the paid shilling campaign has begun
>>533606462>>533606539The dichotomy of soul could not be more apparent between these two images
>>533606539TURTLE SIIIIIIIIRS WE ARE GOING HOME
>>533606539Blizzard....HIRE. THIS. TROON!!!!
>>533606539jesus this looks like shit
Really wish turtle would update professions more, it’s retarded that engineering is still BIS. It’s boring picking that everytime.
>>533606539it's just stock UE5 lighting lol
>>533597887How can you be a fan of something that doesn't exist?
Epoch is the first Indian private server.
>>533606539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60
>>533606539>this is what Turtle trannies are trying to shillYeah Epoch won.
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Classic+ renaissance or Classic+ 9/11 call it.
>>533606539SAAAARS WE WORK VERY HARD PLAY TURTLE BASTARD SIR OR I RAPE YOU
GOODBYE
>>533606958‘t ever be playable.
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uh
The goalpost is clear.
The entire community is cheering for them.
Everybody knows this is the last chance for classic+ and wants them to win.
Yet.... they fail spectacularly everytime.
>discord read-only mode
>nothing to read
>>533607084unironically based
>>533606539lol
lmao even
rofl perchance
a kek if you will
>>533607197At least the new turtle fresh in a couple weeks has given them a timeline. They'll have to have it out by then or people won't bother
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who you rollin on the 'urtle fashy freshy?
>>533607567uninstall wizard
>join gummy's server
not a single soul in stormwind
>>533605332how many people playing? 10? lmao
>>533602645Based on what? Genuinely asking. It seems like a 95% vanilla server with tbc talents and scattered new fetch quests
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>>533607542>Iqtotem>has the IQ of a totem
>>533607567careful there anon
poggies get a little grumpy wumpy when you talk about servers that aren't dead or stuck in dev hell
>>533607705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDWHhlnsTDk
>>53360769750 and none of them talk.
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>>533607621Nobody is here so I can go naked.
>>533607567McAfee Total Protection
In the hunter section it says only hyenas actually work. I never got high enoughto try, is that true or are they being weirdos
>>533607798>these old beta videos with 1k views will be the only source to prove epoch ever existedI'm telling you, this is going to be the lost media of private servers by next month
>>533607567Im afraid our dead general is over here Troondle sister
>>533586472Let's hope we hit 100 posts this time.....
>>533594687>monkey killing monkeyyey!
>>533607621where did they go? is it over?>
>>533601195
>>533607567Id rather just not play it it came to that.
>>533607798Turtle has like 20 of these
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>>533607798so to be clear the only custom content of note are some dungeons? and the guy who made them isn't even on the team any more?
>>533607567Mage. I always play Mage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov07yLusCKs
>>533607863I didn't see a single working hunter pet so i don't know
>>533607914some guy in the pvp discord claimed he was working on running his own version of epoch locally but i guess it was a troll
>>533608018Why do you keep moving the goalposts?
>>533608018mobs wont load in until youre 10 feet away from them
its part of a new perception system
>>533608018I'm sure if you post it again your tranny delusions will become reality sis....
>join gummy's server at 4:08pm EST
>good northshire vibes, people everywhere
>level to 5 but need to log real quick to fix an addon
>log back in
>permanent ghost town
I feel like nemo in finding nemo
>>533607567I was hyped for turtle but I'm looking at the talent trees for rogue and my god they literally destroyed the entire class it may as well be an ass eating simulator, sub alone looks like you have to spin ~8 plates at all times with all of those support skills. What were the devs even thinking?
>>533607926>not even Turdle troonies want to discuss their dead serverKEKYPOW
>>533608254Can MMOs be liminal
>>533608208You got blown the fuck out you little troglodyte, I bet you genuinely were shocked someone dropped a nearly 2 hour long video of a new dungeon.
>>533608303>they turned the most useless rogue spec into a support classHow is this not based?
>>533608303>rapes sub to death>"im mean ok this is pretty much complete dog shit, but hey at least the 31 talent point has some pretty good utility in raid right?">3 fucking minute cooldown
These faggots have pissed me off so much that I'm genuinely rooting for turtle wow. I fucking hate these cucks so much, wasted everyone's time. I give these fuckers till monday, if they can't get it running by then this shitshow is over.
>>533608431I'm shocked that's the only material you have I guess.
You guys hyped this up over some five mans you will probably only ever run once each? Really?
>>533608104Epoch's open source code only allows you to run a shitty stock wotlk server. They don't publish the secret sauce.
Sisters.....theres almost as many people randomly around in the turtle starting zones as we had at launch
>>533608585You've been saying this since Sunday
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>>533608585>troonimalsGo back
>>533608674Go back to sticking dildos up your ass and pretending to be a female gnome you inept limp dicked faggot
>>533608598I'm shocked you can actually rub the braincells you have left in your skull to form words.
>>533608641Sorry, I'm extremely autistic and retarded.
>>533608585This shit isn't over by Monday. But if they literally have nothing to show by the 17th it unironically is over
>>533608727Oddly specific description looney troonie.
>>533608303Paladin devs were tired of being buffbitches for dps classes, so they turned it around.
>>533608771That's really cute poggie.
I hope remixed wailing caverns will be worth waiting another two years for since you got nothing else to look forward to.
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Capturing Nelf women with the boys
>>533608895And the turtle shill outs himself
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>>533608850>how do we get paladins blatantly overpowered, while not being 100% obvious about it?>how about we just wreck every other class in addition to "changing" paladins>ship it
>>533608850An yes, Subtlety Rogue, the most powerful DPS spec.
>>533608836go back to plebbit fag
>>533605527please guys seriously tell me what to play i need SOMETHING i am desperate here.
Does anyone actually talk about Turtle WoW on its own merits or do they just use its existence to shit on other pservers?
>>533609075Turtle literally buffs all three Mage specs, but keep seething I guess.
>>533609214it's the resident Boogeyman in these threads
there's been nonstop crying about turtle since day 1
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turtle status?
>>533609210Titian Quest 2
>>533608645how do these people not realize how sycophantic they sound
>>533609214Only trannies are pro turtle. Since ofc the lead dev shenna is a tranny himself.
>>533609263brother.... i am not sure how to tell you this.... but i had been playing osrs for a month leading up to epoch.
>progress updates have slowed to a crawl
>we're lucky if we get one a day, and its just some "progress was made!" bs
>but then they'll turn the server on and it'll work great and we're so back
Why must they blueball
>>533609403Poopie bros, don’t look at epoop lead dev Kes’ discord profile.
>>533609354Oh they know, they're trying to ingratiate themselves onto the server
>>533609214KEK, no
Everyone knows how dogshit the client and the content is and nobody wants to actually play it so they're willing to put up with all the bullshit Epoch has brought so far.
>>533608645>every update is an update on how the updates are going>great progress>hitting milestones>guys big update were getting together the warroom>guys big update were bringing in big names in private development scene>openly talks about server handling 5-6k population pre launch on interviews>gives an update about the realm being able to comfortable support 5-7k.>server hardware is best the money can buy, this isnt a hardware or money issue>hey guys we just about the spinup the server on its new hardware we just need to fine tune it>spins up server for 20 minutes to test 3k pop stability>big progress guys thanks im going back to bedthe life of a slave is so easy breezy lmfao. believe everything anyone says no questions asked. grug 80iq
>>533608585The less people "react" to their discord posts, the more nervous the devs become.
>>533609479Their only progress was waiting for more players to be spread out and limiting the FOV to 10 feet.
>>533609403Epoch team is literally full of trannies too lmao.
I genuinely don't get how some of you convinced yourselves Epoch was run by chuds.
>>533609354They're either:
a.) Paid shills
b.) Alts of the devs/CMs
c.) Trying to brown-nose the devs for some reward (which they will not receive)
Either way they're all retards.
>>533608909>He doesn't know
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Please radio silence is better than this
>>533609713prove it!
actually dont
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>>533609337Turtle is completely dead until fresh on the 17th since playing before then on any of their stale servers is now meaningless.
Epoch might just get away with stealing turtle's entire playbase while they all sit offline staring at the clock.
>>533608645>>533609693Project Epoch truly is the Animal Farm of the WoW private server scene.
>2 SERVERS GOOD>4 SERVERS BAD
>/who
>0 players online
Why did you all shill this server again?
So what happens if Epoch actually gets up and running at 5k stable before the 17th?
>>533610110A queue of 15k on each server.
>>533610110They need 20k minimum
>epochfans just spam lgbtp porn images all day (see >>533609948 )Wait, who are the trannies again?
>>533610110it wont survive without at least 40k
>>533610110Then classic+ is saved, until it's revealed how epoop somehow has some server shattering bug that goes unaddressed for a few months.
>>533610273Turn off your monitor to find out
>>533610110Why waste your time coming up with unbelievable hypothetical scenarios like this?
>>533610110The same thing that happens if Epoch doesn't get up and running before the 17th.
People will still wait for it because at least it won't have gold sellers and GDKP slop
If they really didn't care and only needed 3k players max, they wouldn't be pulling all this extra shit and try to string their player base along like this. Are they just stalling for time until they can monetize the fuck out of it or are they just attention whores. Just man up, say you want a smaller server and that you still need an extra week and stfu and work, don't play hall monitor and try to farm internet points. The CMs are the most power hungry attention starved fags i've seen. The ONLY plus point epoch has right now is the MASSIVE amount of hype and these threads, if you retards didn't keep making these half the people would have quit the fucking discord server. Anyways till monday else mass exodus.
Chance of abandonment I feel
>only wanted or expected a small server to start with
>suddenly got 50000 howling lunatics at their door
>decide to try and accommodate
>no idea what they are doing
>major reworking of core systems needed
>having to spend all their time trying to make server hold more than 3k people at once without shitting itself
>thousands of people crying and trolling
>a rival announces a fresh that might make all the screaming masses disappear overnight
>why the fuck are we even doing this at this point
>>533610110SAAAAR IT WON'T SARAAR
GO TEAM TURTLE
>>533607997it's fucked up that asneedcension is the only one of the big pservers to have playable draenei
>day 7 of the Project Epoch release
>still hasn't been released
>>533610378You are a porn addicted tranny.
>changs can make this
>somehow they still cannot into video games
Where the bootleg ping pong classic+ wuhan server
Don't care, still playing Epoch, turtletroons keep malding, responding to this post means you concede
>>533610507honestly am I supposed to feel bad? they would have been rolling in donations if they had delivered something good.
>>533610570>he turned off hos monitor It hurt didn't it
>>533610663>still fill their walls with riceDystopia
>>533610542I'm hoping a server gets worgen so I can get knotted
>>533610738You goon to lesbian pornography.
>>533610676I don't feel bad for them, they've handled it terribly. I wanted them to succeed though, and still do, but faith is faltering.
>goon
Back to twitter with you please
No pochie for the weekend?
>>533610507they are censorious, therefore they must be destroyed
pronouns
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>>533610273>Wait, who are the trannies again?
>>533610890Tranny gooner detected.
>>533610832You saw your troonie face in the reflection and it was just too much to bear wasn't it
That's actually you yes im afraid......
>>533602458Plenty of people will play TBC anniversary next year
>>533610832I mean, I do. That shit's hot as fuck. Your point?
>>533610896sorry, no poopie
hopefully next week
>>533611051You are part of the problem. Lesbians should be killed, just like fags, bisexuals and trannies.
Man I'm taking so many good screenshots in GW1 but I don't want to resize them, why is this site still using 2012 filesize limits?
>>533611116>Turdle pajeets are homosexuals as wellNot a good look....
>is watching hot lesbain porn gay lads?
>>5336111434mb verry highu prs understando
>>533611143because that was the last time it was updated
>>533611021>check my realm status>its 97,8% hordeFucking fuck.
>>533611116What is this "problem" we're talking about here?
>>533611215no, only porn with men in it is gay
>People still think a server that has even stopped accepted new registrations is going to be good
>7 days into launch, unplayable
>Discord once again read only
Oh anons...
>>533611215You are supporting the LGBTP movement.
This thread really does feel like a post rugpull shitcoin thread with baggies desperately deciphering any dev activity as a sign that there still working on something and didn't just take the money and run.
>>533611289only the truly retarded think that
even reddit has given up
>>533611262The LGBTP problem. A porn addicted tranny like you wouldn’t understand though.
>>533611289The discord is under complete lockdown, but are they still accepting invites or is that still blocked too like registrations?
>>533611312No just the L and maybe the B but only female B's
Just a couple more hours until the same time that the servers went up for 20 mins yesterday, sisters...
>>533611289Can you even imagine what the average content or balance patch would look like from this team?
corecraft...family and friends server...home
>>533607997https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2222/f661fb2beaca40f0925ed8ffe3ec6a66.png?12533365
/Moon
/Shake
/Bounce
>>533611289Stopping new regs was the only smart move they have made, If it can't handle as many as are already registered, then why let more register?
The Troontle shills are genuinely terrified of how popular Epoch still is despite the setbacks.
>>533611289they have to lock down the discord because if they are incapable of moderating their chats and people report the content posted in it the entire server gets nuked by the rainbow colored hand of god
>>533611215>>is watching hot lesbain porn gay lads?HELL YES it is! I need to see some other man's hairy ass and sweaty ball sack swaying about with the woman barely visible beneath him, that's why I only watch Straight Porn.
>>533610110there are several gold duping bugs that kaytroon isn't even aware of
>>533611498The server database will get corrupted at some point and everyone will lose everything
>>533611497>last one was final test on old hardware>might get a test on new set up!I'm gonna start hoping again
here is your classic+ bro
can't wait to do classic mythic+
>>533611289Its so good that they literally cant hold any more people because its that interesting
>randomly spins up the server at 12:03am PST
>80ms
>6000 people online
I am ready.
>>533611458Only a porn addled mind incapable of rational thought could come up with such a sentence. You are a member of the LGBTP.
>>533611751why are you a rare mob
>>533611751>retail textures>retail lighting
Unironically I think they should just wipe clean and start over with a closed donator beta server that has a 2000 player limit (or however many their shit server can actually handle). Then, if they ever get their shit working properly, go public again with a second F R E S H server.
>>533611751>retail engine>two weird permabuffs>you already see a player on a weird mount wearing heirloom armor in the backgroundi hate it
>people defending a server that has not existed in any meaningful way
“y-you’re jealous!!!”
>>533611751more like retail-
soon
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ross will be receiving the largest n bomb in about 22hrs once this mute expires
>>533611751ah yes, the retail+ experience
>>533611989Wow, that’s such an original post anon, I’m shocked at your wit, originality and creativity.
>>533606042>cute grill shilling turtle>pinned comment is her asking if anyone plays on troondle>"haha! I do play there my lady :) I am a level 60 faggot, leader of <faggots>. I'd love to meet you :)"It's genuinely over. Epoch may never recover.
I actually thought I would be able to salvage a few days out of gummy's server, I'm a fucking retard.
I'm buying bronzebeard access, sorry anons.
>>533611751>rare mob portraitUltra cringe frfr
Epoch will sell retail mounts, transmog and pets.
>>533612259epoch looks like THAT?!
Next classic+ launch aka hard deadline for epoch?
>>533608585>>533609087Animals dancing gifs won
>4 years of work to create npcs that walk in circles on a timer, 5 extra kill quests, copy pasted tbc talents, and 2 weekends in noggit to slightly change existing maps, with servers that dont workI see a bright futute ahead bros dont worry multithreading and linux will fix everything...
DO POCHIE KEKS REALLY?? HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>>533612259this is something you'd see in an april fools post
>>533612259exactly as I remember it
>>533612259Thankfully Epoch definitely wont have cash shop cosmetic transmogs and mounts
>>533611952Don't worry this is the REAL classic+ experience
warcraft
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>>533612410There'd better be a Foror's Crate.
>>533612501God that screen fills me with such nostalgia. Remembering the time I got on for a full hour
>>533612259This is a power tripping GM fag right? RIGHT?
>>53361235117th August. You've seen how mentally raped people have been over 1 week. Imagine after 2 more weeks. People will he starving for any fresh and turtle will swoop in and suck everyone in. Waiting 2 weeks is 5d chess move. Turtle is certain epoch won't make it and the masses will be starved for FRESH
>>533612410they said theyre adding skirt cosmetics and real world fashion but you can toggle them off sadly
>>533612626Nobody wants to play on Turtlejeets client though
>>533612259is this area 52 or bronze?
>>533612765>if I keep repeating it maybe it will come truemaybe you will become a real woman next
>>533612259seriously i cant defend ascension it looks like puke 80% of the time
>>533612638Based if true. If it's a cosmetic only shop that players can just disable. Then that's fucking awesome. Let the whales purchase their slop so I can play it peace with it off.
>>533612501Did you think they'd let you play this weekend? Not gonna happen.
The WoD models repulse me so much I wouldn't even play a server that has them as a toggleable option. Knowing the devs even consider them acceptable is enough.
>>533612067>>533612161can the two of you just rape eachother already?
>check daily update
>it's the discord being locked down again and a generic "we are working hard"
I wish there were other wow private servers worth playing
https://files.catbox.moe/32oo2d.png
its up
>>533612986Yeah, not a fan. They ruin nelfs and make everything, but human females look bad.
>last online 22h ago
up in 2h maybe?
>>533613007>almost 8AM BST>time for your daily 15 minutes of playtime
>>533613007I can’t wait to hear how the war room is doing, do you think xe hit plat in OW finally?
>>533613007Almost time for his signature call to arms.
>>533613078this is old hat, wheres my slender flat elves
>>533613007Overwatch 2 time
Why would you play a server owned by someone who plays Overwatch?
>>533613007DIAL STATUS: CRANKED
>>533613202I never played Overwatch so I don't have strong feelings about it. Porn was ok I guess.
Kaytotes offline... did a 360 and walked away
>>533613162how about some DQ8 instead
gn poochie
>>533613250Ah, you’re a porn addict, that explains it, you have a mental deficiency.
>>533613292She gives gleeful titfucks to hung futas while teasing and giggling at them as they rut a fat girlcock between her heaving tits
>>533613007We all know what's coming next.
anyone else farming turtle mode accounts for turtle coins for the fresh server?
>>533611939They will never have as good a timing as they had now, not for the next 5+ years
Expecting to be able to play epoch for 15-30 mins sometime the next 2 hours
Keytotes it's time for your daily drip for addicts
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>>533613162in the exodar vip rooms
real talk what is the play if (You) hit 15?
is it worth blowing quests for the gold or are they going to retcon that shit and leave you to grind for the next 3-5 levels?
>>533613559>play free>all the good servers are in fact not free
Pedotroon /xivg/ posters are here.
>>533613645I think the wipers will win in the end and its all for nothing until restart
>watch a random Verigan video from 2 years ago
>Epoch carts mentioned as an aside when he's talking about the Deeprun Tram
THAT'S IT THAT'S THE MIMETIC SIGNAL I NEEDED THE SERVER WILL SUCEED
>>533613645since theres no content ready past level 15ish the big play is to reach 15 multiple times and clear out all available content for money and then repeat
then trasnfer the stuff to your "real" character that has quests completed but not handed in
>>533613645probably doing all quests possible to amass gold and then make a new character you level normally, getting to 15 easy but having mount at 40 is really hard
>>533613727Buddy every project epoch thread is full of pvmpers who love pochie, you are having a melty get over it. BOO a trans poster
>>533613645>get to 15>get professions up>roll different race, class, professions>see new content >have alt setupthat's the plan, if the project doesnt fold up
>>533613645I'm taking the explorer's contract buff so I won't hit 15 anytime soon.
>>533613645The fact that they put in measures against looting chest items, but didn't nerf/adjust the gold from level capped quests is enough to assume they're fine with people abusing the cap gold, so might as well take advantage.
In the event they do remove the gold and you get cucked out of some quests just grind its not too bad below 20 anyways.
>>533613645IF I do. Make a second character. That way ill have multiple characters not locked in the starting zone when the floodgates open.
project epoch troons lost, turtle wow fresh won. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA TIME TO COME CRAWLING BACK ON THE 14TH
CRAWLING IN MY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
>>533614128>thinking about it>remember gdkp exists there>stop thinking about it
Kaytotes is offline on Overwatch. Pochie rape status?
bros how is netherwing tbc?
>>533614280join a less gay guild
>>533614314bound+lubed+gagged
bear = me
carrot = al the other servers being shilled
>>533593276>>533602490>retards thinking simple and readable == jeetedi can smell your early-twenties know-it-all intern attitude over here
>>533614215five health pots, five mana pots, 50 gold
>his classic+ doesn't have vigintuple spec
ngmi
>>533613645the cap gold exploit no longer exists btw
the fact no one told you about that means everyone here is a larping retard who couldn't make it to 15
>>533614448>elephant = poochie>ice machine = aug 17th
>>533613565why is there a ballsack lol
>Read only
>Devs don't even show up to discord anymore
>Less frequent updates as the time goes on
>PVP realm down for 5 days now
>0 ETAs
>Devs literally throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks
>Started with multithreading and better hardware
>L-linux will fix it!
>two teams now trying everything from phasing and cross-realms to optimization and linux/multithreading
Nost getting DMCA'd by Blizzard and then working on Classic instead of creating some opensource emu that hosts 20k people online is the biggest sin of online gaming in XXI century.
>>533614518stop trying to pretend this shit is classic+. no one thinks it's classic+. anyone who has taken more than a 5 second look at this server realizes it's not classic+.
Anons, I'm going to retail. Fuck this. See you in a month.
>>533614613what do you mean?
i was hoping to see anything good while going through this thread but it seems
NOTHING AT ALL HAS HAPPENED
>>533614615They're just blowing smoke up everyone ass untill enough time goes by they can re-launch the server at the same exact player cap and act like they fixed it when noone bothers to show up.
>>533614615I’m pretty sure the multithreading broke the server and they just abandoned it in one of their many branches.
>>533614615>>533614813only whitekidney could save them
>>533614798>>533614813They intentionally yank the chain because if they said "ETA 4 weeks" people would just leave as their perfect launch window is closing down. Instead they keep dangling that fucking unspoken promise of server launching any moment now so people stay invested, but by doing so and not actually offering anything they can quickly become the most hated dev group in the scene.
>>533615006Gummy tried, they wouldn’t listen. Sad!
>>533612501Indeed it is. Been a week since launch and no one is 60 yet. People aren't rushing. This is true classic+
>>533615154If they don't release this weekend it's over. They took this week off from their wagie jobs so no release means progress grinds to a halt.
Holy fuck why did the server with the best ideas/direction have to be managed by such fucking buffoons.
Beta was so fun to play too. Buttery smooth, additions didn't feel so out of place like other Classic+ servers, TBC class kits in Classic was good.
Someone post the Ross fedora incel collage, I need to keep my bro up to date on the server's memes.
>*pats you head*
>"My little Scarlet Squire, such a good boy!"
>*removes the chastity cage*
>"Because you endured a whole month you're allowed to rub your tiny clit against my leg for the next two minutes!"
>>533614770Nothing ever happens
>>533615154>>533615476I will forever respect Turtle WoW just because they announced a fresh server just in time to potentially BTFO Epoch. Either get it working or you'll get left behind.
That Zip
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>server has been up for like 24 hours with bots
>still no update
My final actual giga cope is that they wanted to have the server going with a 24 hour uptime and collate that data.
>>533615889>ywn be a fat cocked shota putting her in her place
>"but anon it's free!! the devs don't owe you anything!!"
They owe me a fucking week of my life back.
>I will forever respect Turtle WoW
95953959
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???
>>533616181we've all gone a little crazy okay
>>533616069>actually taking time off for a hobbyist amateur run serverLol
>>533616181Anytime I see a new post, I feel this project is one step closer to the void
>>533616181He posted his furry ERP in the wrong channel.
>>533616276>takes time off>spins up OW2>dev commits>0Epoch just seems like some sort of elaborate con, and im just not piecing the final part somehow
>>533613930>didn't nerf/adjust the gold from level capped questsIt's nothing special. Not the 2-3g per quest nonsense that people were spouting in these threads.
Picrel is a lvl15 yellow quest. Some quests dont even reward that much for some reason.
>>533616583That's way too much, they must wipe the servers.
Is it 9 actual hours until it's officially 1 week since launch lmaaaoooooo
nom nom bagel XD holds up spork
Bagels are fucking delicious, for me it's Everything and Poppy bagels.
>>533616442>im just not piecing the final part somehowOh you’ll see soon enough ;^j
going to be interesting how much the interest has faded once the servers go live. anything less than 5k in que means it's dead.
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>>533616746lol so random xD #bagelepoch
<bagelbois> is now recruiting!!
>>533616583i looked at this quest yesterday and it was worth precisely zero copper
t. level 15
>>533616873I remember this girl, she must be in an elderly home by now.
If mods here can we get another poll pls
1. xD 2. Lmao 3. Roflcopter
for me its fem draenei bagels
>>533606958TroontleWoW at least has a working server althoughbeit
>>533616727This week has sent me deranged, and others too clearly. I havern't even been interested in wow for years, wtf is happening to me.
>>5336169671. bagel 2. donut 3. waffle 4. crumpet
>>533616995>1.12 client>workingdebatable
I want to coom inside femgnome wife.
lol bagel deleted, you here bruh
358 sleepies until Epoch 2!
Kaytotes = online. Bagel = deleted.
>>533617285I want to shoot rape-ropes into midnanon
>>533617352I imagine him sperging and screaming at them behind the scenes in between his naps.
>>533617105Same and yet somehow this whole failure of a launch has me fatigued and burnt out. I'm starting to question my entire life up until this moment.
it was a fun time shitposting with you pochie cuties
but it's time to go tutel fresh yet again
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bros.... we are getting mogged
>>533617732What's next for classic after SoD? I imagine people don't give a fuck about MoP classic so Blizzard will probably announce another version of Classic+ during Blizzcon.
>>533617732Brutal desu.
And all because of an mpreg emoji and a private server being run on fucking microsoft windows.
>>533617882classic+ for sure. sod launch was huge
>>533617732whats the region breakdown foe epoch
>>533616995still not playing a crogge + shenna server, I have seen the shit the pulled in the past and I don't believe they have changed their ways, they only got better at hiding it
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>>533617732WARMANE SIRS WW@??
>>533618053What did they pull in the past? I am a tourist
>>533606326Enjoy your 3h bg queues with 0 notifications.
>>533618039sorted high to low i mean
>>533618258ross pulled the plug on the project, he's done with you guys!
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>>533618053redpill us on this with sources?
iirc it was something about rmt stuff
>>533618143>random freshly created lvl 60 orc suddenly having full BiS naxx gear and joining battlegrounds, turns out it was staff>torta raising the level of arcanite from thorium veins to very high amounts until her guild got all their legendary crafting done, then dropped the arcanite crystal rates back down even further than default so other guilds couldn't compete>the client being hacked and attempting to send actual system compromising malware to entire user base>actual trannies banning people for not using pronouns
>>533618140turtle WoW literally just consumed epoch's energy like a vampire
>>533617882Honestly I just want to see how far they'll take it
I will laugh my ass off if they unironically do a WoD classic or Shadowlands classic, with how shit they expansion were received
>>533618413listen, i do 100% believe you
but if want to do smt about it we need PROOFS
epork more like edork lmao!
>>533618369intredastimg ty
that faggot ross b's alt account is called vt with a gay pink name. he infiltrated our discord and got people banned for harassing the mods
>login server finally went down
kaytotes is doing something
ROSS B FROM NORTHERN ENGLAND IS "VT"
HES IN THE FAKE GRIZZLY GUILD
>>533618569I see the russians have joined epog too
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
WE HAVE DATA TO COLLECT
Hyp
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>>533618715Pochie online today for sure!
wait what the fuck i am actually in
WTF
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Which one of you flatfoots borked the tracker?
KAYTOTES YOU FUCKING BLOODY BASTARD I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED
>>533619019They separated world server to another computer yesterday, and the tracker hasn't been updated.
>700 online
turtle really killed this shit...
this is just another ruse, isn't it?
REAL
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>>533619183yeah, they're just baiting
don't go check 900 online btw
>Devs cant even post updates because of server mute.
Imagine
>>533618828Dead and forgotten
I'M HOOKED DIRECTLY TO THE MAINFRAME
So are they just gonna put the server up now and pretend like nothing happened or is this just another test?
>>533617882Bliazzards Classic+ is already being tested in China. Except it's WotLK+. Launches Aug 17 I think. Look up Titan Reforged.
>wake up
>servers are actually up and I'm in with no queue
Uhm Kezan chads are we back?
>site didn't give me an alert
>>533618543They'll keep it going until it reaches Retail and then transfer characters to retail. It's exactly what EQ does with their TLP servers, and it's honestly a really good way to help draw people into your Live servers.
I was out buying groceries and I ran home like a sperg
locky
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its gaming time
>>533619485Most status websites haven't figured out the new world IP from after they split auth and world servers. Make your own script checking 198.244.179.121:8085 for Kazan world status.
Im not a Kezigger, how many are on?
In a little over 8 hours it will officially been a week since Epoch launched. How we all feeling?
GO WORK SLAVE TILL YOU SATISFY KAYTOTES LIKINGS
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I LOVE MY TESTS YESSSS CRANK MY DIALS
Why the fuck is this muslim doing tests at 3am for Americans and like 7am for working EU?
>>533619834It's a weekend you NEET
>>533619834Kaytotes is pretty retarded for this
chat is way too fucking zoombian for me
>Still no Registration
Kek, call me when we've stopping being unpaid beta testers.
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No lag
>it's actually up
>in bumfuck hours
>if I don't get enough players FOR MY LIKING i will ping
you know what, fuck this guy. I'm not playing this shit anymore. literally just keeping epoch on life support by making sure the servers never hit more than 24 hours downtime while pretending to test
Hey they fixed the pet thing!
>>533602490>more indirection and less clear code is somehow cleaneryou are actually brain dead. kys yourself and never attempt to "develop" again you fucking ultra retard
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Still no lag
these respawns are fucked
Did it get stuck at 3.6k again?
Anyone here interested in bronzebeard?
I have 1 friend invite for the alpha
Little poochie rats enjoying their 15 minutes till their master is satisfied for his nappy
These gurubashi apes spamming the chat about their shitty pvp realm being down are honestly so annoying
>be epoch team
>make a small passion project
>expectation is that the server will have 2 raids completing content
>vanilla server situation is so grimm the the server creates massive hype around
>allegedly 100k account registration
>launch server - everything goes to shit due to massive flood of players
>scramble for a week or more, rewriting code, buying better hardware, porting to linux
>get server to a state of being able to handle 5k players simultaneously
>hype has died down to 2.5k players on two realms
>all the new hardware and code was for nothing
the crash out is going to be hilarious
My fps is completely fucked on Epoop now what the fuck did they do? Constantly dropping below 100 and it feels like shit even at 120
I can't decide if I want to be a priest or a druid...
>>533620910I have buttery smooth 144 fps with no issues
>3.7k
>buttery smooth
>he said to expect degraded performance
HE FUCKING DID IT....
>>533610956Theyre everywhere man. Its all over. Turtle troon infested banhappy shithole that atleast works. Epoch troon infested banhappy shithole that NEVER works.
Guess asscension is all there is
ITS OVER! I got a quest and a half done. Level 5. We out here.
>get on
>kill 1 mob
>loot it
>server crashes
sorry i broked it
>>533620885but little rattie, it's not a hardware issue, you know nothing
now be a good boy and give me the data.
I'm just going to play turtle, this is not going to work ever
Characters look like they're teleporting when jumping because they lowered the tick rate so much.
>bear form
>50 herbalism
You will never catch up
>>533621015It is degraded
It runs like shit
>>533619740Crashed while approaching 3900
NO I JUST WOKE UP AND I MISSED THE TEST
That seemed to go pretty well before it crashed.
>switched to linux
>player cap went up by 200
Joewarida
We get to play 30 min every day?
why come them turtle niggas can have 10000 and we be crashin
I got kill my first rare mob
It dropped green cloth pants with 2 stam 1 spirit
I CANT HIT SWIFTPAW AAAAAA
they must've disabled hyperspawns because Fargodeep Mines was a fucking shit show with no mobs
>>533621143because turtle had 200 players on launch and grew slowly over years so they had time to see the problems during player spikes instead of during launch
>>533620760every gurunigger is insufferable. they think people dont want to pvp, but they just dont want to be around guruniggers.
Back to Titan Quest 2 while I wait for the next sad 20 of fun.
>>533621078me too, maybe next weekend I will be able to finish my quest to tame a pet
>>533621143because they actually know how to setup and run servers
>>533621156I managed to get 3 green items and none of them I could use, hooray.
Bake FRESH already, preferably with Huwitemane
I was about to sleep then saw server was up, got on and killed one mob before it crashed and now I'm back awake.
FML just give us comfy middle of night release so I can finally pop these Monster Ultras I've had in the fridge for a week even though I'm already 15
>>533619889>jobs outside of government and white collar offices dont exist, especially for low income wow players? People love to just pretend the world just shuts down on the weekend huh? He also did the same thing yesterday you retard
>>533621183>tickrate dropped down to like 10 so characters tp in air when jumping>hyperrespawn disabled >server back to shitting itself as 3k when both enabled back to normalSo.... They made 0 progress?
>>533621143lost technology stolen from nost. like what happened with the nazis and moon rockets we can't build anymore
>new quests drop greens
sovlless. where's the scarcity
>>533621262just think of the glorious data collected
>>533621156Killing rares during these stress tests is against the social contract, expect a GM to contact you soon
was best it ever run yet. didnt have to kill it so fast
>30 on Turtle
>15 on Guru
>10 on Kezan
I'm thinking no one is catching me!
See you same time tommorow
>>533621292>Oh my god a +1 strength green the gear curve is DESTROYED Meanwhile I Just crafted like 4 fucking pieces of gear from Blacksmithing that give me +2 str for each piece
well see you guys in 24 hours for another 10 minute run
>>533621210>thisI'm so tired of gurusissies, they got to play for hours and hours when kezan was fucked up with a huge queue and then they come over to kezan to whine and complain, taking the spot of a kezan player.
>>533621239Fuck off tourist, you are the problem
>>533621262Felt fine to me at 3.8k before it got shut down
hope is not lost yet
sleep time
All this tells them is that they still have no chance of a normal launch. If 4k people are signing in for 20 minutes of gameplay in the middle of the night. They're doomed.
Is there a fair wrath server where I can test and set up my addons for Epoch?
baron
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I TOLD YOU ITS THE FUCKING BARON
Is Kaytotes gonna give us an update? Is he CRANKING
>>533621406i WILL enter world and crash the server no matter when they try to launch it
can this nigger on discord at least say if they will keep testing or if they are done
how hard is it to write one message?
>>533621407any
I heard chromie has a PTR if you wanna test your high level shit
Update server trackers pls thank you
>>533621457the data? collected
the dials? tuned
the servers? cranked
>peek into the starter areas
>500+ people
>no hyperspawns
>people still want a wipe
lmao...
https://epoch-status.info/
This crap didn't make any noise though, I just happened to be here and got in anyways. You guys using this one?
>>533621358>even more easy gibsmedatsare you starting to notice?
>>533621457The update is this has all been a social experiment.
>>533621561fuck you biboo
I feel like a rat in a cage....
Chadata
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>Hmmm yes... an excellent experiment. Everything is within performance, the data is looking good.
VT is ROSS's player account! He's muting us for private discord conversations about him and the other faggot mods
This feels like drip feeding myself heroine after going through rehab.
Felt nice and smooth to me
>dreaming about epochie
>leveling through the custom zones having the time of my life with all my old wow friends
>someone in chat types IT'S UP IT'S UP
>shoot awake like a spidey sense
>try to login
>it's actually up
>went down as i was loading in
God this server is so good bros, cant believe its been a week already. Maybe by next week I'll be level 3 instead of level 2
>>533621358Meanwhile rep gear from the level 10 starter zones gives level 12 gear with 2x +4 stats lol
>>533621654Maybe I shouldn't have skipped quest then,
>>533621654Where are the vendors?
>>533621595This must be on new setup, so it has a diff server address or whatever. Sure itll get updated he seems good with it
>>533621641Just wait until I can get earth shock at level 4 and can actually tag mobs. Then you will never be able to catch up.
>>533621597It's the same fucking blacksmithing gear that's been there since Vanilla. The newest lowbie recipe was 1 (1) green shield.
>>533621595get the powershell script from r*ddit and change the server to 198.244.179.121:8085
>update soon
Yay can't wait for my daily dose of monumental progress and good data
Midna, soon we'll run DM together!!
We need new general! Somebody do something!!
ROSS B. is Vt on Epoch. Its him he has two accounts, its his player account! Hes a schizoid
>>533613565You fucking faggots ruin everything
>>533614518>Ritual of DoomStill no pservers that fixed this spell to actually be useful?
At this pace they might have a 5k launch next weekend, until it turns out their old TC repo has some unfixed gold dupe/boss one shot exploits that will kill the server
>>533621763How long must we wait fren?
No really I'm out of images, I have to get more but I'm lazy
>>533621712IT'S HAPPENING not really though
>>533621473he has a stupid insane huge ego so he expects you to read his mind or something
update: I will be taking my regularly scheduled nap now
>>533621712how many times have they said this
>160ms at 3.8k at the end
Honestly makes me hopeful, if that can hold at 5k I will be happy
kek
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you guys better stop abusing the staff and breaking discord tos like using its native emojis or they have to shut it all down. ross has developed ptsd from reading your posts. your copypastas and criticisms are really showing the depths of humanity's depravity
>>533621897I don't know why they don't use the fucking website to begin with. It would be so much easier.
>>533621897>close registrations>close the server>close the discord>keep donos open hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>533621896I had 20 ms at the end, felt more like 40-50 ms in reality, UK based.
LET ME PLAY YOU STUPID NIGGERTRANNIES
ROSS B we know its you mr Vt you fucking faggot, were rounding up a ton of alliance players to camp you on gurubashi you fucking freak. its over now and its been over, youre going down you cunt, this is war, time to pick a new name because your player account has been busted!!! you fucked up when you muted us for our own discord messages
Don't forget to grab your bronze tubes from the eng vendors for 2k exp darkshire quest and for selling to rogues.
this is going to be so fucked if they actually don't have hyperspawns
>>533621897I also joined only after its release only to check the updates but they should just keep it muted like it is. To many low IQ tourists spamming the same shit constantly.
>>533621897he's right, they should have a forum because making official announcements on discord where jannies can decide to ban you from seeing anything entirely is fucking annoying
>thanks for testing I got what I needed, bla bla made progress bla bla new issues, next test maybe 5 minutes on monday
>>533621825not that guy but I got to lvl 5!
I'll be going explorer mode though
>kaytotes giving interviews pre launch about server holding 6k stock
>never could
>huge milestone guys were switching our host OS to linux it will hold 5-7k!
>never did
>Ross chimes in "uhm actually it was 3908 peak pop nerdge"
>huge milestone reached the server could hold 500 more pop than it did 2 days ago!
>SENDING THE DEVS YOUR ENEERGI
>aboslute state
>>533621897Shut it DOWN!.jpg
>>533622012>explorer modeabsolute king
>>533610498every day i get more disgusted by the devs and the mods. the hype is completely gone for me, im just bitter at this point but im still here just hoping to see the project burn down the ground.
>>533621947you are asking common sense for a guy that
>i expected about 2 raid>its not a hardware issue>i know all of you are blueballed to hell and back, however, let me use this channel to post about my nap
