Thread 533607761

>Patch 7.3 Preview Site
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>7.3 Preliminary Notes
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Previous: >>533593518

One brings Huggies, One brings Diaps
Two-toned nappies filling with shite
Threescore dirty ten cast aside
Four-fold rattles, no milk in sight

I remember. Our limsa idlers
Their surrender, to catgirl RPs
Slowly shitting into their diapers
Ever posting to piss off the Jannies
Now I'm thinking "Well was it worth it"
As I led them, to make another thread
I resent this descent to crossposts
Come and save us before we 404

Like broken Shitters progless cast from Discord's gates
(Our slumbering Jannies awake)
We won't get far when parsing all these greys
(You'll take off dilate and seethe)
And like a fat slob in a diaper drenched in pee
(Disgraced Untouched and Unseen)
And to their beds their rattles shake until they sleep
In lewd modded melodies.
Au'ras are naked and bibbed (Bringing me to the edge)
Deep inside, we're nothing more than Greylets and Shitters.
Through the pain, tonight our clear is nigh.
Aaaaaaaaaaa

Onward, Greys roll in queues,
Sprouts begging for mounts, stuck on Ifrit
Posting cope as diaper farts ensue
Forum wiped, our salt admits defeat.

Yet I remember—the pull of duty
Glamour crimes in the name of cuties
Spoiling wipes in thirty, filthy runes
Locked in endless /sit at Limsa AFKs

Will Free Trial save them, cope anew?
Or drown in their own debuff stew?
Shitposts summon mods, awake in dread—
“NO ERP” the only thing they’ve ever said.
Now doomed to spam for rez within the void
(My limit break: regret deployed!)

Another cry as tardy hits ready check
(The queue’s collapsed, what the heck?)
Glams undone, sacks of piss and pee
(My sub’s expired—just let me be!)
A thousand wipes, a million laughs,
We rot in PF at Jannies’ wrath.

Still I jump, prepull, /dance
In diapers, there’s always a chance
To post again, and greet a sprout “Hello!”
And join the wipe—before we all must go.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Our top Reddit scientists have ran the numbers and concluded that Dawntrail does NOT in fact have too many "modern" cosmetics. This is perfectly reasonable and healthy for the game and has NO correlation to the drastic drop in player retention. Please do not go around spreading disinformation.

xth for EU molly waking up to play
xth for NA molly signing on to play

>free fanta incoming
ALRIGHT FINE I'LL CONSIDER DIGGING INTO THE VAULT

Made you look at my catboy hehe

>Lalapalooza is tomorrow

Need a lalaboy for my femmyla to go with >.<

Male midlander x Femlala
As hydaelyn intended

>>533607864
Why are you on reddit?

>>533607864
>spicslop
I'm fucking hollering

>>533607864
Might as well rename nondescript to genericslop and legacy to steampunkslop

>>533607880
>Duskwight Femezen
Woah mama! glamour her and post more of her!

/xivg/, what nouliths should I use with this fit?

>>533607880
>no skin darker than beige
What's the matter whiteboy? Afraid to speak some espanol?

>>533607895
don't lie

>>533607250 >>533607261 >>533607294 >>533607324 >>533607438 >>533607532 >>533607550
these are all weird requests I'm going to ignore them

>>533608110
>2bslop
no thanks

>>533608147
2 of those are pretty normal

save me crystal

>>533608147
wait it was you? playing with the kyoppers who c*cked you?

>>533608147
I mean you have to change your diaper after playing for so long. Stop being smelly.

>>533607880
This pic reeks of coleslaw and flavorless rotisserie

>>533608225
Put up a pf. I'll tank for you

>>533608201
There is nothing normal about having sex with your mother while talking to Remus

>>533608120


https://lalapalooza.carrd.co/

>>533608147
talking to remus is a bit weird, true

>>533608118
My male characters take care of that
>>533608105
They're both duskwights acktually
>>533608275
Actually it's a Wegman's rotisserie and it has rosemary (Moo-ey Pick-an-tay!)

>>533608168
OK, but you didn't answer my question

>>533608147
ITS HIM!

Needslop a biofemslop latinaslop to blowjobslop all over my cockslop ultraslop sloppyslop style

>>533608335
don't lie about wanting a lalaboy to go with

>>533608275
nta but Clearly you know nothing about BBQ sauce on rotisserie.....

WOOKIE WAIT FOR ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>533607761 (OP)
made me remember when BLM was a turret mage...RIP

They don't know I'm a Hrothgar under all these clothes.

>>533607861
Good post.

Does anyone want to date IRL (in real life)?

>>533608530
this is a female elezen using hrothgar animations

>>533608443
we still have slots open - PW: 1111 - Crystal for EX3 Wings

>>533608376
this adventure sucks

>>533608608
DW I JUST MADE IT IN

>>533608353
on-bay on-the-ixnay or something like that

>>533608579
no, get pancaked

>>533608579
are you stinky in real life too?

>>533608441
Where's the chastity cage?

>>533608579
Only a little. Long distance is better.

If I fumbled a froth I would kill myself

>>533608691
Counterpoint.

>>533608839
I'm sure they'd love the attempt regardless

>>533608839
Fumble THIS
*lunges at you*

>>533608579
*Makes you a cheeseburger then blows you up with my mind *

MACCHI'S AT THE FUCKING CRYSTARIUM, TAKE COVER!!

Is it worth? Should I just pick the materia?

>>533608871
Counterpointing your counterpoint.

>>533608918
it quite literally does not matter whatsoever

>>533608581
No I'm just playing with glamourer since we're getting a new fanta and my ditto instincts are kicking in.

>>533608579
You're losing us gil by the minute. Get back to work!!

is the bismarck party over...

>>533608759
N-no.

>>533608825
>long distance is better
You are insane and/or a Sniper main.

>>533608898
>>533608982
CUTE hrothgals /pet /pet /pet /pet

>>533608918
Doesnt matter, Materia only matters during current content.

>>533609036
it's going until 7.3 maint

>>533608982
wife

>>533608608
>shader is making the UI look weird
shant
that is bad luck to accompany

Post cure yuri slop

are you guys playing the game

>>533608982
Make her max height. Please.

>>533608284
thank you hrothgal

>>533609206
Nyo... I'm still playing Hyrule warriors until someone needs help or something.

>>533608912
I know who posted this because only one person here posts this meme with that filename.

holy fucking shit

>>533609206
come heal for ex 3

>>533608579
no
-spreads you like peanut butter-

>>533609206
Yeah, wish I could be playing it more

>>533608940
>>533608871
countering both your points.

>>533608903
Trick question you don't have any mind you built for dex instead like a noob

>>533608983
I DIDN'T SIGN SHIT
I DIDN'T SIGN SHIT

>>533609206
Not since june according to my last screenshot

>>533609206
I'm at a venue, so like half and half

>>533608912
https://files.catbox.moe/u567xj.png

>>533608918
The current gear is better. Same str with more substats.

>>533609271
uh oh
post my race

>>533607880
feena feena feena feena feena
or go femlala just to see how it is and if you don't like it, use the one hour timer to swap to something else instead

>>533608940
>>533609308
You both just activated my trap card

>>533609281
I fcking posted the bnnutter originally you GOOB

kneeling

>>533609481
COUNTER TRAP

>>533609434
Seeker of the Sun

>>533607880
FEE YERA

>>533609313
THATS IT I'LL SHOW YOU!!

>>533609356
God damn that bitch is flat
Need me a woman like that

>>533609206
Yeah I'm having a fucking blast.

>>533609549
uh oh
my cover's blown
my time is up, I must go into hiding

>>533609206
no but I might DC hop and try and get a ex1/ex3 clear

>>533609663
what are you queing for big slime

>>533609546
COUNTER BRAP

>>533609567
WAIT NO REROLL REROLL NOT LIKE THAT TOO MUCH BRAP SUCK IT BACK IN

My fiddie (Sylvanas Stormwindforge) is ready to defend FFXIV from modernslop!

世界一?可愛い
宇宙一?可愛い
もっともっと声出せ
よそ見はダメ!OK?
まばたきも?可愛い
存在が?可愛い
もっともっと聞かせて
ご褒美は…目を閉じて?

>>533609206
Ye

>>533608774
I'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>logged out of my free trial account to resub to the game now that i have been paid again.
>resub on mogstation
>restart the game
>75 minute patch installation
you've gotta be joking

>>533609447
>>533609565
*gulps audibly*

>>533609758
I roll for initiative

>>533609206
war criming to 25

>>533609879
woo yeah woohoo that's what im talking about hell yeah

>>533609879
moly holy cute

>>533609897
unlucky bro i cannae help with that

>>533609257
np np
felt bad that I left so quick didn't see the emote the other tank did. they were nice for letting me mt despite losing in enmity.

>>533609879
unironically this is the prettiest fiera ive seen bravo anon

>>533609897
I'll head over after my beast tribes to try to help pop.

>>533609894
>>533609897
On my way to fuck up your games

>>533609726
gl on the clears wife

>>533609890
Doesn't matter what you roll. You're already 10 steps behind.

>>533609987
>He doesn't know
there is a fiera here that is so pretty that if she was to post again it would literally break you

>>533609758
Are you doing rolos tonight you stupid (poop now in your pants) bun

How do I get into RC's Bigger milking harem discord server?

>>533609954
Nor would I want you to.
The only people that could help would be SE widening the lower ranks matchmaking pool.

>>533609989
>>533610028
While I appreciate the thought, genuinely don't bother, it won't pop, I'm mostly just watching my wife play Other Games.

Missing Bozja field records 11, 14, 29, 30, 33, 34, 38, 43, 44, and 45 but I don't want to fucking do Bozja... but I want the mount... FUCK

>>533610106
I haven't done any yet, just got distracted with Nier raids for mogtomes. If you put up a PF or invite me I'll join.

>>533609897
Coming over to queue.

>>533610103
its me isnt it

>>533610218
Did you get your coffee earring yeah dummy

>>533610074
Then I'll have to go all out, just this once.

>>533609987
I don't have a picture of her, but there was one posted with grey skin and modded long black hair (with straight bangs) and I think she's the prettiest I've seen
She looks like this from what I remember, enjoy shitty mspaint mouse drawing
>>533609923
>>533609904
ULP
>>533610103
Please tell me I'm right

>>533608147
Maemi status?

>>533610071
I like tataru and nanamo cause they're voiced by mariya ise

>>533610071
My Sultana

FAVORITE FEMLALAS??????????????

>>533610341
No.
>>533610241
The fiera I am referring to is not a fiera normally.

>>533610458
pupukei

>>533610458
me :)

>>533610458
MY FAVORITE FEMLALA IS MY FAVORITE FEMLALA IS MY FAVORITE FEMLALA IS MY FAVORITE FEMLALA IS MY FAVORITE FEMLALA IS

any albums to help me finish?

>>533610484
THEN POST IT?!

>>533610297
I don't care that much about earrings. I have enough to buy it but focused on getting the registrable miscellany first.

>>533610318
Enough with the appetizers then. Let's skip straight to dessert.

>>533610458
That GAM better know who he is by now

>>533610458
This chunky Bigger relief onalala: >>533610109

>>533610553
>Doesn't want coffee
I'm making you explode harder for that

>>533610458
THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE

>>533610625
I don't even drink coffee IRL. I've maybe had half a cup in my entire life.

Anyone down to farm wings for EX4?

What's he up to over here
Whats the little guy doing?

>>533610458
Uh I think Hodrick and Ferrari make cute posts, also big Kouhai fan. Rori Chan too but it's a crime Rori went femlala ngl

FUCK the lewdlalas though FUCK YOU

Recommend me a Race and Main Role or Job based on this image for my new character.

>>533610762
https://youtu.be/4stb_eAZ6Hs

>>533610814
femra whm

>>533609169
https://files.catbox.moe/8tzr06.png
https://files.catbox.moe/nzfkn9.png

>>533610729
You deny your kidneys it's purpose.

>>533610458
She's not a femlala anymore...

>>533610909
Says the fiera trying to rob them.

>>533609206
no im watching peak

>>533610814
Raen Femra MNK/SCH/PCT

Holy fug

>>533610998
dont grief n00b

>>533610762
>>533610894

>>533610814
catboy white mage

>>533610729
I drink coffee so I can bathroom max at work on paid time

>>533611069
>catboy
No way fag

>>533611045
I would never.

>>533610984
How'd you know it was me....

>>533611114
My protein intake from trying to build muscle is already maximizing that strategy.

ENOUGH CRUSHPOST
IT'S TIME TO FRIENDPOST
NAMEDROP YOUR FRIENDS, LET THEM KNOW YOU CARE

>>533611239
Protein makes you shit harder?

*spits in your face*

>>533610550
yeah sure bro here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0wFhRXU3Ks

>>533611358
I want my friend to kiss me and make me theirs...

>>533611358
no that's kinda gay..

>>533611358
Bait post, he's gonna say mean things about your friends

one of these days my femra will clear m7

>>533611223
>asks about roulettes
>tells me to explode
Your huge friggin honkers (not canon on my screen btw) aren't your only defining traits

>>533611365
It certainly seems like it but it could also just be my more regular and increased eating habits in general. Since I've started working out and managing my food more strictly though, my shits are like CLOCKWORK.

>>533610998
Is it popping..

man when the fuck is jjk s3 dropping

>>533611358
i... dont have any.. i play by myself.

I POSTED THE RABBITS AGAIN GUYS

>>533611365
yes

>>533611465
talk to me, who is trapping you bro

man when the fuck is LWA s4 dropping

>>533611401
It's over, I looked and my brain instantly said "Molly?"

>>533611531
>average_xiv_player.png

>>533611495
NTA but Diamond 5 is taking a bit.

guys what is my malera thinking about

>>533611465
Lets fresh prog it bwo

>>533611358
No, you guys are vicious

>>533611547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

>>533611531
I am actually a certified /an/ shitposter in general.

>>533611495
Yeah

Someone post DRG/RPR glam ideas, Eorzea Collection won't load for me

>>533611501
just wait anon just wait

man when the fuck is panty and stocking - oh wait

>>533609206
neer

>>533611358
Tikaasi Mutei @ Balmung.

im running it down mid btw

>>533611469
I can't believe I'm flat on your screen. Also I'm surprised I would have thought a lot of people would want you to explode. Thought I could hide in that crowd.

i'm fucking BLITZED rn
someone call cc

>>533611358
That GAM better know who he is by now

>>533611595
(when can I go back to elezen)

>>533610861
>>533610997
Need a femra in my life that'd wear this

>>533610458
ZQ

>>533611358
Laz Bun @ goblin and I hope he explodes

>>533607852
/pet /pet

>>533611637
nah bro, you would never... your goated...

>>533609206
Yeah

>>533611846
/pet 99999999999999999x

*pfft*
I spit on the face of people who don't want to be cool.

>>533611682
Yeah I was wondering the same , I didn't realize it was on Amazon.

>>533610458
me!

>>533612028
Rape

>>533612028
This is a cute princess

>>533612028
jesus christ

>>533609206
define playing

anyone on Zodiark want to be my friend
i'm still early in DT trying to have fun

>>533610458
Mine
.
Im twaching a person about hyena biology's . Im teaching s lot rn

>>533611595
>"RAEN could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be RAEN anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his metal curiass. "I HATE RAEN" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his in horns, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a chocobo, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>533611721
>Thought I could hide in that crowd
>
(Also I just recognize your posting style)

good morning
should i sign onto my NA alt
is there any plapmeat at the goon bench

>DNC player with 50k damage at the end of the match
Hovv

>>533611595
"I wish I had some blueberries to snack on."

>>533612256
that modbeast thing is happening again on Bismarck Solution9, they're plapping in the residential suites

>>533612256
yeah they're so hot and heavy waiting for you anon

Another successful ranked season, back to walking around in circles on Crystal.

>>533612136
middie sex middie sex

Do I go brown or tanned sunnie for my free fanta?

>>533611358
They already know

>>533609272
who are you? why don't you plap me at the bench?..

>>533611857
its actually because i stopped progging 7 to prog some friends up to 7 and now im close to getting them back to where i was
maybe one day ill climb into the ring.....
>>533611621
silly... every party is a fresh prog....

Sei just nutted in me and left to play TFT
I didn't think this is what being a cumdump femlala would entail but I feel kind of unhappy

>>533612374
black/brown is forever, tanned is a fad.

>>533612374
There's only 1 choice

>>533611358
There are a lot but I feel like lalaboys in particular tend to be cool dudes
Shrugu, Jeb, and Otis deserve special mention, they've been genuinely good to me for a long time

>>533612136
are you dating again?

>>533612451
dunno if this is a troll but that sucks anon

>>533612357
Actual screenshot of me somehow managing to get you a win.

It should've been easier but it took like 2m into the match before I was like 'oh right, ranked, i should start marking and sweating.'

>>533612545
Is this GG forma de cat?

>>533612176
i lolled

>>533612426
ok that's a good reason then, i believe you will get through it bro. also cute femra but you werent supposed to post here bro........

>>533612357
>>533612601
This queue is not popping for me
I give up

>>533612574
not the person in the image, but I am dating someone at the current moment

>>533612689
Just got into a gold/plat game

>>533612689
What rank are you? Both Gold-Plat and Diamond-Crystal are popping right now.

What should I do for 11 minutes

>>533612369
calm down magness

WARNING: IT IS CLOCKWORK CLOWNTOWN HOURS

>>533612748
Have sex with me, then spend the other 10 minutes queueing CC.

>>533612658
sorry bro.... i took it a couple days ago because i edited the scales on her face and have just been sitting on it...

>>533612748
BGM-109 Tomahawk.

>>533612776
I will queue down ( I haven't played in like a week)

>>533612748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3gqqDFqgHE

I have an unhinged theory that has no admissible evidence to back it up and was entirely conjured up by me nooticing things. Should I post it?

>>533612801
I'm straight

>>533612748
join Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen EX3 - PW: 1111 on crystal as a healer or dps - your choice

> stress sfx
based anon

>>533612857
YOU of all people acting like that's an egregious modbeast is absurd

w-woah

>>533611658
Here's my current DRG glam, has to be DRG because of the garo crossover chestpiece.
dyes: 3x dalamud red, 3x metallic bronze, 1x gunmetal black (on chest).
pieces: Felicitous Hood* (Island Sanct.), The Body of the White Knight (pvp, NPC vendor on the docks, not in the ship), Ao Oni Kote, Yakaku Koshita, Ao Oni Sune-ate. Weapon is the Ao Oni Halberd, and those are all from the wolf mark NPC on the ship.
*you could probably find a cooler hat, I just have on one from island sanctuary to minimize the pin-headed quality of elezen. I haven't looked at the deltascape savage one but it might work here? I don't normally post glams, but this got like 5 unsolicited compliments (and one I solicited asking for opinions).
I made a new one for RPR at the same time. It's built around the Rabanastre maiming top, but I think I need to rework it a bit before it truly lands.

whats the move tn

>>533612957
I'm straight

>>533612947
After the GT dox last night pls dont that shit ruined the vibe its friday lets just have fun anon pls

>>533612827
it's all good bro, i understand........ good luck with the prog as always...

>>533613052
theres a party meet up rn on materia dc bismarck world at solution 9 alot of people out there

>>533612028
cute! what face sculpt is that?

>>533613069
I'm gonna post it anyways. I think Linkin Park took direct inspiration from the Jimmy Eat World album "Clarity" when making Minutes to Midnight. The song "Ten" off Clarity is like listening to a lost track that didn't make it onto Minutes to Midnight.

>>533612601
this was so cruel I actually felt really bad just watching it happen

>>533611658
Edenmorn Halberd
Ktiseos Mask
Theogonic Mail (Ink Blue)
Augmented Radiant's Gauntlets (Ink Blue)
Ktsieos Trousers
Tiamat Greaves (Ink Blue)

>>533613052
Is she on Mateus the server.

>>533613235
AIN'T NOBODY HITTING YOU

>>533613226
bro... (jkjkjkjkjk thats pretty funny ngl)

>>533607864
People stopped playing because the game is stale, devs don't care about job improvements, and every time they add anything new they make it braindead and boring as sin.

>>533613039
The hat is the weak point. Use the lost allagan or the new recolor one maybe

>>533613179
sounds gay ngl

>>533613273
no, balmung

>thinking of going to normie party
>/xivg/gers are going to be there too
welp I guess I'm not going then.

>>533613235
>sam just goes in with no plan or existing aoe fight hoping to get someone to plink him
strange fellows in the queue i see

>cockwork map begins
>team runs directly straight with no thoughts in their mind
>lose
tale as old as time

>>533612234
Is it a cool posting style ...

>>533611658
Try:

Darbar Jacket
Panthean Gauntlets
Griffin Leather Skirt
Panthean Sollerets

For Spear i'm using edengrace.

If I enter a dungeon with trusts and then afk for 20 minutes before starting, will the trusts do obscene damage to beat the dungeon in the usual 25 minute trust time?

>>533613237
Zesty ass lookin nigga

>>533613480
The scaling is the amount of damage your doing at that time in combat, not the dungeon time.

Girlfriend like this?

>>533613470
no lol

>>533613470
Yes... (begrudging)

>>533613625
Fat white guys wearing hoodies? Try a local smash tournament

Really don't enjoy any of the jobs in PVP right now ngl

RPR cheese

>>533613235
You have no idea how often I do this.

>>533613732
play mists of pandaria

moonie cheese

>>533613235
what's this green thingy in your HUD

>>533613823
Can I play with your woober

>>533613628
>>533613674
Who do I believe...

>>533613884
why should i let you?

>>533613360
It works often enough in lower ranks to attempt it. That match was also looking pretty over for them, so I imagine going for the all in play was pretty enticing. If it works he gets a sick clip for the highlight reel - if not, oh well.
>>533613784
I think I have an old clip of you Guarding my MCH LB and then running over to /sweep at me while still being attacked by two people the whole time.
>>533613864
That's just the "selected party member" overlay, isn't it?

>>533613941
Cause he asked nicely. Does no one have manners anymore?

>>533613908
MY MOM

>>533613941
Why not?

I keep wanting to /tell Saso that her Lala is so cute but I think I've already told her like 4 times...

>>533614049
yup
my sunnie+ will easily defeat this beast

>>533613979
would you please give me $1000?

>>533614026
you raise a good point

is she stupid?
Can't your character just tell Yugiri "he beat me up, you are not match"

>>533614049
why can't we have sexy armor
do you have any idea what i would pay for chainmail hose leggings with 2b ass proportions

>>533614093
Since you asked nicely.

>>533614119
She's a femra ninja, believing she can't be instalossed is in her genes

>frontlines commander solely going for kills instead of doing kills and nodes
>we lose

>>533614173
send western union saar

I'm gonna smooch Judas s2g

>>533614093
Thanks, I'll make sure to swallow

>>533610762
>but it's a crime Rori went femlala ngl
rori literally just fanta'd to fiddie 10 minutes ago

>frontlines commander averaging spamming 30 sfx's a minute in alliance chat
>we lose

Good night

Please say it back

[23:23]You land a Gharlichthys measuring 589.6 ilms!
[23:23]Data on the Gharlichthys is added to your fish guide.

speeeen

>>533614119
I could beat you up too but that won't matter if some third person suddenly appears behind me with a knife and stabs me in the heart.
One lion can beat up another one but it won't matter if the other lion sneaks up and jumps onto your back with an immediate bite to your neck.

>>533614337
I am unable to say no to fishra so....... good night.

>>533614259
but can you take the whole hammer of justice

>>533611658
Kinna drg head, behemoth drg body. In DD rn, will post hands legs and feet when I get a sec

>>533614337
good night anon!

>>533614337
It back

How do I get a tranny gf that plays ffxiv with me

>>533614423
You can hammer me any time

>>533614374
Gharlichdeez

>>533614374
took you long enough

>>533614374
imagine not catching it on 2nd hook couldn't be me gz moonball

Literally my sunnie-

what
the
FUCK

>>533614565
that is actually dan who is in fact, a moonie

God there are so many of you in this thread who just need to FUCK ALREADY
Seriously, enough with the teasing back and forth while making the rest of us watch. Just grab each other, rut like animals, and leave the rest of us IN PEACE.

>>533614661
>>533614676
i hate you

>>533613334
Is she sitting on that bench in Ul'dah right now

>>533614565
I want your sunnie.
Bad.

>>533614015
my f3mra otl...

>>533614475
O_O

>>533614734
no shes at the darkmoon faire

>>533614661
I'm sorry man, my entire gimmick of being an eternal flirt would collapse on the spot if anything actually happened.

>>533614221
>didn't drop an /a bad calls
Deserved loss

>>533614661
are you offering anon?

>>533614565
>Tail Length: 0

>>533614792
:3c

>>533614802
Same sis...

moonie like this https://files.catbox.moe/q3v5hr.mp4

>>533614487
i dont get it
>>533614514
>>533614549
pic related

I’m scared of plapping/erping I’m afraid I’ll fuck up and ruin the moment and turn off my partner *weeps* fuck my stupid eorzean life

>>533614802
wait thats my gimmick...

>>533614906
WE KNOW!!!

>>533614661
This Aureus Crush ark is funny, but hypocritical when cosidering your past posts and meltdowns over people doing that in your FC

>>533614923
i think you did your himcess dirtier here icl

>>533614939
same. . . . . .

>>533614661
sooooooooooooooooooooooo trueeeeeeeeeeeee
lemme do this then

even: ask her to efuck me
odd: ask her to efuck me
0: go to bed

>>533614906
>>533614972
Hold on now... we can't ALL have the same gimmick here. We're gonna have to settle this somehow.

>>533615092
Good luck bro.

>>533615015
Does Aureus even post here anymore?

>>533614920
that's me, but you're not allowed to touch, look, smell, or even think of anything like that
if you break any of those, the "Wonder of U" will come for you, and you won't be able to escape him.

>>533615125
He's an annoying emet poster

damn balmung is really scary

Eb for my fem of zen?

>>533615110
It'll work itself out...

>tank obviously using autoduty for moogle tomes in aurum vale
I respect the hustle.

>>533615225
I'm also an annoying Emet poster and did not know that, interesting.

>>533615239
do you like sunnie+

>>533614939
>miner spelling mistake mid-ERP
SAAR

Thanks for the Cartoon Meetup!

>>533615192
get carried

>>533615287
Server

>>533614661
there is basically no one here who approaches anyone here
almost the entire general could see the thing they want most right in front of them and just go "hope senpai notices me"

what the fuck is his problem
what is this even supposed to mean

found ya sunnie cat your in the quicksand

i feel kind of bad for the handful of people who blogpost about ranked like they're trying to get people to join, instead of realizing the mode has been failed miserably by square and that no one is engaging with their posts.
you can just tell they want so badly to be recognized for something instead of just joining casual queues with the bros and othergaming when that's not happening.

>>533615376
I compliment people I see at meetups that I think look cool or are nice :D

>>533615562
>compliment
>look cool or are nice
which has nothing to do with what i said
i'm talking about approaching people they want to plap, not "cool glam"

>>533615259
I don't think so... this is a pressing issue, what if we got mistaken for each other? It'd be a disaster. Horrible. Calamitous, even.

What the fuck?

>>533615376
I don't approach anyone in thread, but if we get to know each other outside of the game and are romantically compatible I will ask you out.

>>533615561
bro the season ends in a few days, we're trying to get our placements

>>533615678
magness cool it

>>533615623
Well anon give us a run down how can we Plap?

>>533615376
Because xivg consists of nothing but low confidence bottoms. That's how you wind up with a general that's supposed to be full of coomers but barely anybody plaps.

Wow I see poyo on a bench

>>533614843
Why would I want to get banned?

>>533615701
>season was open for months
>trying to play 10 games (no rank reset btw) to get a placement and can barely even get queues to pop
don't look now, you're admitting it failed.

>>533615759
>consists of nothing but low confidence bottoms
can u check

>>533615376
I approached my crush and it turns out he was crushing on me back.

>>533615801
Bring her back to your place and tell her she has to eat all the eggs.

>>533615857
Wait do I actually have to play ten matches to avoid the ranked reset

>>533615835
did you mean to post this on /a/?

>>533615918
ye...

RELEASE ME

>>533615918
Think it's just Unnamed Neko.

>>533615909
no but it takes 9 or 10 straight wins to get back to where you were the previous season after the soft reset.

>>533615882
giwtwm..

Combining fission and fusion: a mathematical perspectiveHarnessing the immense energy released from both nuclear fission and fusion is a major scientific and engineering challenge. Let's explore how a fission reaction, particularly involving plutonium, could contribute to a deuterium-tritium fusion reaction, using mathematical descriptions.1. Deuterium-tritium (D-T) fusion reactionThe D-T fusion reaction involves the merging of a deuterium nucleus (one proton, one neutron) and a tritium nucleus (one proton, two neutrons) to form a helium-4 nucleus (two protons, two neutrons) and a high-energy neutron. The balanced nuclear equation is:\({}_{1}^{2}\text{D}+{}_{1}^{3}\text{T}\rightarrow {}_{2}^{4}\text{He}+{}_{0}^{1}\text{n}+17.6\text{\ MeV}\)\({}_{1}^{2}\text{D}\) represents deuterium.\({}_{1}^{3}\text{T}\) represents tritium.\({}_{2}^{4}\text{He}\) represents helium-4 (also called an alpha particle).\({}_{0}^{1}\text{n}\) represents a neutron.The 17.6 MeV is the energy released per fusion event, primarily as kinetic energy of the products.The energy released is calculated using Einstein's mass-energy equivalence: \(E=\Delta mc^{2}\), where:\(E\) is the energy released.\(\Delta m\) is the mass difference between the reactants and products (mass defect).\(c\) is the speed of light.For the D-T reaction, a small fraction of the mass of the reactants is converted into this kinetic energy, according to Lehigh University. This energy release makes D-T fusion a promising candidate for future power generation.2. Plutonium fission reactionFission, in contrast, involves splitting a heavy nucleus into lighter ones, releasing..

Won't we still need the chat bubbles plugin for longer messages?

>>533615882
never have i had to muster so much resolve to not explodepost someone..... i'm happy for you anon. i am glad this wonderful thing has happened in your life.

>>533616090
Ah, right. I don't mind dipping down a few stars, I was just hoping to avoid a full reset down to Bronze.

>>533615376
i don't like risking rejection or mockery in the thread......

I love you, Red Skathe...

>>533616132
energy and neutrons. Plutonium-239 (\({}_{94}^{239}\text{Pu}\)) is a fissile material, meaning it readily undergoes fission when bombarded with neutrons. A typical neutron-induced fission of plutonium-239 can be represented as:\({}_{0}^{1}\text{n}+{}_{94}^{239}\text{Pu}\rightarrow {}_{56}^{143}\text{Ba}+{}_{38}^{96}\text{Kr}+2\text{\ }{}_{0}^{1}\text{n}+\text{energy}\)\({}_{0}^{1}\text{n}\) represents a neutron.\({}_{94}^{239}\text{Pu}\) represents plutonium-239.\({}_{56}^{143}\text{Ba}\) represents barium-143.\({}_{38}^{96}\text{Kr}\) represents krypton-96.The "energy" represents the energy released during fission, which is typically around 200 MeV per fission event.In this example, one neutron triggers the fission of a plutonium-239 nucleus, producing two fission products (Barium and Krypton) and releasing two additional neutrons, along with a significant amount of energy. These emitted neutrons can then go on to cause further fission reactions, leading to a chain reaction.3. Integrating fission for fusion ignitionThe idea of using fission to initiate fusion, particularly in the context of nuclear weapons, revolves around utilizing the high energy and neutron flux produced by a fission reaction to create the necessary conditions for fusion.Initial energy release and compression: The detonation of a plutonium fission device provides a burst of high energy and pressure. This energy heats and compresses the fusion fuel (D-T mixture) to extreme temperatures and densities.Neutron generation and tritium breeding: The fission neutrons can trigger tritium production from lithium in the surrounding materials, which then fuels the D-T fusion reaction. For example, in the fission-fusion context, neutrons can react with lithium-6 to produce tritium and helium-4:\({}_{0}^{1}\text{n}+{}_{3}^{6}\text{Li}\rightarrow {}_{1}^{3}\text{T}+{}_{2}^{4}\text{He}\)Neutron reflection and efficiency: Neutron reflecting materials like uranium-238

gggggggggggooooooooooooddddd night to my crush (she knows who she is)

>>533616249
UUUUUOHHHHHH MACSKA ToT

Oh by the way did you remember to get your free fantasia before it's replaced next week with the next patch's free fantasia?

>>533616249
Neutron reflecting materials like uranium-238 (which is also fissionable by fast neutrons) can be used to enhance the efficiency of this process.Neutron reflectors scatter neutrons that would otherwise escape, increasing the number of neutrons available for fission and tritium breeding.The reflected neutrons cause more fusions, and if energetic enough, can also induce fission in materials like uranium-238, further boosting energy output.The combined effect of these factors creates the extreme conditions required to initiate and sustain the D-T fusion reaction, leading to a much larger overall energy release compared to fission alone.4. Mathematical considerations for hybrid systemsIn the development of hybrid fission-fusion reactors for energy generation, several mathematical models and parameters are crucial:Fusion cross-section (\(\sigma \)): This represents the probability of a D-T fusion reaction occurring, depending on the relative kinetic energy of the nuclei and the temperature of the fusion environment. It is used to calculate the reaction rate and energy output. According to ScienceDirect.com, the cross-section is separated into factors, including the Gamow factor, geometric factor, and astrophysical S-factor.Neutron economy: Optimizing the use of neutrons in the hybrid system, including neutron multiplication and reflection, is essential for tritium breeding and overall energy gain. Mathematical modeling is used to determine the impact of different reflector materials on neutron leakage and tritium breeding ratios.Energy gain: The ratio of power output to power input needs to be maximized for the system to be viable as a power source. The aim is to achieve a significant gain (potentially 100 to 300 times the input energy) by combining the energy from fusion and the subsequent fission in a surrounding blanket.By carefully considering these mathematical relationships and optimizing the design parameters, scientists and engineers hope to

good morning to my crush...

HELP MY LALABOY IS STUCK IN A LALAFELL TRAIN ULDAH BALMUNG AHHHHHH

someone says they have a crush itt and its just 2 men

>>533616249
Builded for diapered sex.

>>533616432
2 thirty (30) year old men to be precise

>>533616193
Thanks, I just wish we didn't live so far apart so I could [redacted] them whenever I wanted to.

>>533614661
I would but nobody likes male lalafell...

>>533615351
Bro he keeps breaking my winstreak (on my team).................

>>533615376
I haven't seen the person I want to approach in over a month, not much I can do about that..

>>533616576
you're too heavy to carry

>>533616627
what is their race...

>>533616627
is it me

>>533615376
my lalaboy does

dont mind the unc in the back, he just likes to peoplewatch

>>533616645
Only in the physical sense.

>>533615882
explode

>>533616309
were getting another free fanta next patch?

>>533616627
it will never be me

>>533610071
how does anyone in this universe take lalafell seriously

.......develop safe and efficient hybrid fission-fusion systems capable of generating power and potentially addressing nuclear waste concerns......

>>533616657
Au Ra.
>>533616673
Possibly.
>>533616758
I don't want to say never but yeah... probably not.

>>533616754
ye

Blue Mage is the best class

i'm gonna slit my wrists

>>533614640
wtf

cant skip the entire room anymore??????

>>533616872
awesome, saves me $10 for my story fanta

>>533616865
>au ra
oop...

>>533616881
you can see the anger rising in the BRD to WHM switches, absolute cinema

>>533616884
no

its OVER for mahjong fags

>>533616881
stat fags deserve everything bad

>>533616754
Graphical Update
Graphical adjustments have been made to player character models based on feedback from the community.

Read more about our response to feedback on player character models.

In conjunction with these adjustments, players can obtain a phial of Fantasia from the wandering moogle in Old Gridania (X:10.7 Y:6.4) for a limited period of time.
* This reward will be obtainable until the release of Patch 7.4.

>decent game the whole way through
>final mid
>leading by about 100 points
>head up to go kill second place
>get sandwiched between second and third
>die
>look around
>my team is nowhere to be found
>check map
>fucking retards decided to backcap second during mid
>lose
I AM
GOING
TO BED
GOOD
MALERA
NIGHT

>changing jobs in a desperate attempt to end your loss streak
https://youtu.be/oY6HU-EsAFc?si=eELxrM6_tIw_ZzQ7&t=141

>>533615623
That's cool, I just like to give compliments and sometimes have conversations with people

i ate so much fucking food today i feel like a fat piece of shit maybe ill kill myself
7.3 gonna be bussin fr fr cant wait to do more deep dungeon again and again and again and again and ag

>>533617084
literally me

>>533617126
yeah the DD will be fun when it comes out in a few months

>>533611531
my feira is like this too

>>533615376
>>533614661
My issue isnt that i'm afraid, I'm pretty confident and would have no trouble approaching someone like that.

The issue is im very picky with EB's. I simply have not met someone yet that I think is worthy of EBing. But when I do, if it happens, I'll have no problem telling them we're getting EBd (im not asking, they wont have a choice teehee)

>>533616881
>whm, brd, reaper picker
if you had pld and rdm on that list too, it'd make me even happier to see you lose

I just wanna make out with a maleroe and maybe do some butt stuff

>>533616865
uh it might be me but that race is pretty common so I'm just going to pretend it's not

>>533617303
it was vpr actually

>>533616978
Or I could just continue listening to Y'shtola anyway.

>Just want to say Hi to someone on Balmung
>already enslaved.

>>533617403
how about you slither on this, gay boy

hey does anyone wanna erp with my malero im really into bbc cucking me i have a 2 inch penis irl and my character also has a 2 inch penis in game and i really wanna get cucked by a bbc

>>533615882
good ending

Born to picto
Forced to fucking suffer
I can pad so much fucking damage and shut down tanks and defend objective but it doesn't mean shit if NOBODY IS FUCKING FIGHTING AAAAAAAAA
PUNISH PEOPLE FOR NOT PLAYING PVP

>>533615376
it's because of the stigma honestly
you get seen as a "sexpest" or whatever for being forward, especially male characters: one little slip up and people will never let you live it down

Are there any good glamour sites besides Eorzea Collection?

>>533617486
pvp fucking sucks cock

So you're telling me there's a chance.

>>533617381
That's fine, I've given up on it anyway. Feel free to continue being unburdened by it

every time someone close to me says that they appreciate and enjoy their time spent with me, my brain worms work even harder to convince me otherwise and it’s killing my drive to play this game

Post brown characters

>>533617642
given up on what

>>533615801
????

>>533617642
ignorance is bliss or something like that; sorry to hear that regardless /pet

>>533617678
I appreciate you and enjoy my time spent reading your post.

>>533617185
I don't remember writing this post.

>>533617492
it's definitely this, but also there's a pretty large amount of xivg types who have their heart set on someone specific and just aren't that interested in approaching anyone else. thus all the pining and yearning and etc.

>>533611358
>Got to VC with bestie today
>Got to play Frontlines
>Got to watch our seasonal anime
>Got to play DRG
>Got to play FN
today was a very good day!!!

>>533617564
I wish it didn't, I need my mass player combat fix

>>533617729
go to SLEEEEPP I FIXED U REMEMEBERR

>>533617463
can we just skip the cuckoldry and have you bottom for my malera instead

>>533617872
later dude

>haha just play when there's new content every 6 months! We don't care if you take a break, play other games!!
>but also your house will be destroyed after a day of not stepping inside of it and you'll lose all your items if you don't resub and collect them

>>533617872
ahhh shit i meant to write malera not malero im a malera with a 2 inch penis who loves bbc cucking
fuck off faggot im not gay i just need to be cucked by bbc immediately

>>533616978
Speak with Wuk Lamat?
No, Wuk Lamat speak to YOU!

>>533616296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j00Rbvcvb1o&ab_channel=Justfik
uoooooghhhh wanna build nuclear bombs, nonny??

Does Ilberd go "Sloppeh" because you failed a mechanic, or is it just his taunting battle quote?

>>533618153
he says it no matter what so it's the second

God I want to ERP with them but I am an xiv gamer.

>>533618153
The latter, he's insulting your technique and will also just randomly say it during the middle of his tankbuster.

>>533618153
he says it when you don't do the mech right so it's the first

gn /xivg/. hope you all are having a nice night.

>>533618084
Ok Shoro

>>533616226
Love is a strong word, I would consider someone better.

>>533618287
gn cute lalaboy
/smooch

>>533618153
Well I didn't fail the mechanic, so it's just his generic shout.

femlalas are made to fall in love with my bigger

>>533618084
oh that's lame :/

>>533617605
50/50 chance, you got this

anyone want to do expert?

>>533612545
H.. hey..

My Moonie has awoken.

i love that poyo got her house

I love femezen so much it's unreal

>>533618623
builded for lalaboys

>>533618623
moonie sex

I wanna cum inside your tight little moonie pussy

gn

>not fiddie
sigh..

Was there a secret meet or how come everyone is on malboro?

>>533618883
it's the new hangout spot

>>533618883
honestly, it's just my influence.

i'm so fucking blitzed I could send her a 10 page essay on how she makes me feel

Where is my state mandated femra wife?

I'm not sure what you're getting at. I wish there was a better means of communication

>>533618986
Where?

>>533618883
People are finally tired of Balmung's shit

>>533617753
probably because you didn't, you're a bottom-coded copycat who watches everyone else get what you want and then says
>m-me too

>>533618635
maybe I'll go on my balt and check it out at some point, I don't expect it's decorated much yet

>>533618669
Do you need a stepping stool?
>>533618671
Unheard of..
>>533618735
This could be for literally anyone but I’ll take it

>>533618103
and hit tzera wit em

>>533619140
Post more moonie

>>533619140
Do you like catboys?

>>533619061
limsa docks until we're done fishing
then wherever we go :]

>>533618883
>>533619061
Like three of us are at Wolves' Den (Malboro), was in Limsa near the dock for fishing earlier
you wanna fish? or duel maybe?

>>533619113
Damn okay nigga sorry I saw someone I agreed with.

>>533618883
we're just being silly fisher friends!

>>533619264
>>533619304
make a PF for ocean fishing in 20minutes i'll come kick with the boys

who gives a fuck anymore man
namedrop your threadcrush

>>533619379
She fell asleep on me but I'm going to call her in an hour or two and wake her up because I'll be bored and need attention teehee

>Maliddie
Type A: bot
Type B: look how unique I am
Type B2: I'm so unique PLEASE HAVE ESEX WITH ME
>Malezen
Type A: Chudjak
Type B: Soijak
Type C: LoTR turbonerd
>Highlander
Larper
>Catboy
Type A: Chill jokester
Type B: G'raha but always in fanboy mode
>Lalafell
Type A: Chill jokester (ultra rare)
Type B: Obnoxious faggot
Type C: Government official
>Maleroe
Type A: Larper
Type B: Obnoxious faggot
>Malera
Type A: Chill jokester
Type B: A fantablob
>Miera
Type A: PLEASE HAVE ESEX WITH ME
Type B: Actually my life is very interesting. I have lots of money and have tons of sex daily.
Type C: Women LOVE miera
>Hrothgar
Chill jokester

/shrug
so opaque....

>>533619432
>Miera
>Type A: PLEASE HAVE ESEX WITH ME
Post location

>>533619432
>Type C: Government official
how many glowie lalas have you met to say this? are... are they here?!

Scopec@ wrappin' up the final few days of PlayerScope with a few more DC-wide sweeps! Nya~

Where's the summer event?

gn

>they're just going to change how account id is obfuscated every major patch instead of actually fixing the vulnerability
lol

>>533617824
?!?;?!!?!!

https://poal.me/srozeg
https://poal.me/srozeg
https://poal.me/srozeg
https://poal.me/srozeg
https://poal.me/srozeg

>>533619703
if they combined moonfire faire and all saint's wake would that be fucked up or what

>>533619934
did you really expect jap devs to be good at programming

>>533620020
No, but I expect them to express shame and hire a white man to do it correctly

>>533619197
I don’t have too much since I’m phone posting on the way to work c:
>>533619227
Carboys can be fun nyeah!

>dude race stereotypes lmao
It's been 11 years lil bro. It is a solved game. You've got nothing to add.

>>533620103
Nah femhroths still aren't nailed down.

>>533620065
Dylm

gn

goodnight everyone ^_^ yaoi day has finished now but still want to send this to end the evening lol. almost at lvl 100 with mch, will be doing lots of cc calls tmrw in the afternoon to finally get there! ty to everyone here who has given me pointers with pvp & encouraged me to try it out to begin with, it has been super fun!!

>>533618883
Malbro is just where xivg wants to go

>>533620339
Do I like you? Probably

I hope I see the blaming lala train fellow again I really enjoyed that, any balmongers know if they are regulars

goodnight to my wife
she's the cutest femlala itt