>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
Summer festival trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0Xw15oLHs [Open]
TU2 info: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.020.00.00.html
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>MH Rise
Sunbreak TU info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/
Hunter connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570y
Armor set search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=en
Monster weakness database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/
DLC unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT

>MH World
Iceborne info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/
World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653
General info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7

>Older game emulation and multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)
/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VM

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread: >>533525594

>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>No cat cooking
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>No HR final boss
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No challenge
>No MH language
>First flop in franchise's history
Is this the worst game of all time?

monsters deserved to be stabbed in the dick

i miss plesi bros

Great Sword - 75%
Long Sword - 80%
Hunting Horn - 13%
Hammer - 15%
Lance - 79%
Gunlance - 99%
Charge Blade - 65%
Switch Axe - 99%
Insect Glaive - 44%
Dual Blades - 57%
Light Bowgun - 87%
Heavy Bowgun - 94%
Bow - 40%

Likelihood of users to tr

>>533614704

>>533613429
i see thanks
>>533613698
so more people play on switch?

>>533614605
does monster dick color matter?

>>533614605
Why does this game look so brown?

>>533614979
>2013
yeah...

>>533614898
I've never seen a place worship trannies as fervently as this one.

>>533615080
No one even mentioned that you freak weirdo

why is every wilds post just coffee

>>533614996
>>so more people play on switch?
no rise is a dead as fuck game all around you're being gaslit by a poorfag brown tendie

>>533615253
i've been enjoying it so far though :D

What is the steven seagal of weapons?

>>533615223
I could go for some coffee right about now. It's been getting cool

>>533615347
any blademaster hitting a focus strike

>>533615346
But we're discussing about how many people are playing. How is your post relevant?

>>533614898
>heckin epic BONKerino bacon
>not 99.9%
found the hammer tranny

>>533615346
I'm glad! it is a fun game for sure. Just don't expect much multiplayer unless you coordinate it through /mhg/ or some discord server

>>533614898
What does TR mean?

THE NARWHAL BONKS AND DOOTS AT MIDNIGHT XD

>>533615412
I love coffee but I rarely drink it. Often times I get acid reflux when I drink one which sucks.

>>533614996
yeah, but alot of em are Japs.
tho usually around 5pm eastern time there are plenty of english folk.

Why do you guys take these japanese children's videogames so seriously?

>>533615553
My post didn't finish because it was on auto post while I wqs typing but it's supposed to be "treat others harshly"

I don't know how the past few posts got tranny from 2 letters. Real freaks out here desu ne

>>533615553
Trans Rate

This guy >>533615757 is not me

>>533615757
>>533615803
Well - either way, you forgot SnS, anons.

>>533615757
>treat others harshly
>bowgunners
guess "immediately leaving the second someone else carts" counts as treating others harshly lol

>>533615953
Great Sword - 75%
Long Sword - 80%
Hunting Horn - 13%
Hammer - 15%
Lance - 79%
Gunlance - 99%
Charge Blade - 65%
Switch Axe - 99%
Insect Glaive - 44%
Dual Blades - 57%
Sword and Shield - 6%
Light Bowgun - 87%
Heavy Bowgun - 94%
Bow - 40%

Huntresses that try to look like western women are always ugly

>>533615803
Likelihood of users to trans rate? real clever dumbass.

I love huntresses especially those that dress like whores

No matter how ugly a huntress is someone who is a 6 or even a 9 is willing to marry that 2. In your case you're going to die alone.

Well you have your cats.

>>533616147
the snooowwwbunies are the best :3

>EVERY single place just recommends the most glass cannon builds
>try and play multiplayer
>people cart left and right because they all die in 1-2 hits
I hate speedrun trannies

>>533616259
I hope you die painfully.

The Uth Duna Walks Among Us

>mfw i see the letters tr

>>533616304
laughed at loud thanks anon

The troon fears the BBC poster

Unleash your true power, Guild Knight.

>>533616468
The greatest deception in all of /mhg/ was convincing people like this that they are not the same exact people

>>533615223
>>533615412
>>533615616
I can't fucking stand coffee. Give me an energy drink over warm bean water any day.
>B-B-BU-B-BUT ICED COFFEE
Still gross. Plus unless you're drinking this shit black it's gonna have a fuckload of empty calories.

>>533616379
yeah i hate trick room

>>533616373
the bl.,.,.a..,ck man walks his penus wenus inside this huntress womb!

>>533616571
This us TRue. Both are of the same cloth. The cloth of evil and darkness.

>>533616571
True, you and I are also the same person
/mhg/ is just one bot working 24/7

>>533616643
>energy drink
What are you, twelve?

TR retard

JUST

>>533616654
I think the funniest part of your spam is when you fuck up and post this at a picture of a Hunter.

>>533616859
I killed myself after I found out that he was jewish...

>>533615458
ooh i misunderstood that sorry
>>533615487
>>533615658
i see unfortunate, thanks though!

>>533616892
>implying yteboi sizzies arent made for the b/,';b//,c

>>533616836
>What are you, twelve?
I fucking wish. I'm an old man and it sucks, take me back.

................T...........R............

>>533616867
God damn, that Rathalos is as big as the one in the movie, and I remember people raging at that and crying it should have been Fatalis as the big bag antagonist monster.

>>533616910
False

good start to a thread
really amazing you guys

Do any of you actually play the games in this series here or do you just post diarrhea all day?

>>533616979
Your heart's gonna stop one day with all that energy drink stuff, grandpa.

>>533617117
I'm playing right now. Just had a Seregios I responded to an SOS. They flashed him like 15 times. Every time, he'd nuke them and they wouldn't learn a thing. Eventually he killed each one of them at least once, so we failed.

It was pretty funny.

>>533617136
Nah the one I drink just mostly has B vitamins and caffeine extracted straight from coffee beans. I'm not drinking Monster slop.

>>533617117
>diarrhea
That's too mild

>>533617117
I'm playing right now sis

.........B...........B........................C

>>533617136
An energy drink is not worse than drinking a cup of coffee, yet boomers drink like 10 cups a day and nobody gives a fuck.
Can someone explain this to me?

>>533617136
i want to do this to AT nu udra

>>533617263
It's just generational retardation that continues seeping. It's like when old people get mad at you for playing video games when they spend most of their free time watching TV.

>>533617117
I started with Wilds but I do play it. I just have nothing to do until the new talisman system drops so I'm BORED. And before someone says:
>Play the older games
I plan to after I get bored of whatever is in the talisman patch.

>>533617263
the coffee industry is so big it matches the porn, tabaco, and sugar industries so a lot of money goes into shilling it

>>533617216
>falling for marketing
If you say so, old timer.

>>533617358
Yeah but I hear that shit about energy drinks all the time
>heh you're gonna have a heart attack if you keep drinking that son!
Says the same person that drinks like 5 cup of coffee per day at minimum.

>>533617263
Same reason people demonized fat instead of added sugar for so many years, retardation. A cup of coffee is actually typically worse for you than energy drinks because most energy drinks are sugar free while most people add sugar to their coffee and that shit is actual poison.

>>533617361
just play world, no need to marathon it
its pretty much just like wilds

What am I in for

>>533617471
>Same reason people demonized fat instead of added sugar for so many years, retardation
I'm sorry but the retard here seems to be you

>>533617482
Nah can't play World. That one is off the table until this fall, my bro wants to play it with me and he doesn't have free time until then. I'm just gonna pick up Rise and work my way backwards from there in the meantime.

>sugar on coffee instead of hazelnut milk

>>533617567
Added sugar is so much worse for you than fat it isn't even funny.

>>533617556
Riding monsters, crafting gear, completing quests, cute monsties

>>533617556
dumbed down pokemon

>>533617556
Pokemon but Monhun. I will be honest, it was fun, but not too fun. 6/10 i guess

Dont expect anything deep or mind blowing

>>533617686
Yeah everyone knows this

>>533617457
Old good new bad is how every generation thinks.

>>533617752
Not Americans

>>533617639
>plant milk
Show vagina

>>533617752
Okay? Then what's the problem? How old are you dude? Are you not aware that for decades people demonized fat and ignored sugar? There used to be so many "fat free" diets and products designed solely to cater to that shit and it was all insanely unhealthy.

Kissing monsters mating monsters marrying monsters

>>533617471
>most energy drinks are sugar free

But they use artificial sweetener which is even worse for you. Are you retarded, anon? Is it because of the energy drinks

>>533617881
Artificial sweetener is NOT worse for you than sugar. You sound like a retarded Facebook mom. There is currently zero science proving any negative effects from currently used artificial sweeteners.

>>533617881
>But they use artificial sweetener which is even worse for you
There's zero actual studies that has proven this

>>533616643
>energy drink fag talking down on anybody
i don't even like coffee

Uhm... Monster Hunter?

>>533617881
Lmao pwnd

>>533617812
Because America is one giant corporation so the sugar industry has a grip on their poor little starch golem minds. They don't get away with that anymore in any other place

>>533617864
"People" didn't demonize fat and ignored sugar, the billions of dollars sourced from the sugar industry being poured into crafting scientific scam papers and anti-fat disinfo campaigns did, and back then it wasn't as simple as googling the reality behind this because the official reality was that sugar wasn't bad for you and fat was.

And you're falling for it too, that makes you a retard.

>>533617639
for me its milo

>he doesn't enjoy a cold white one when playing monster hunter

>>533618049
You're arguing semantics. My point remains valid, quit being a cunt.

i just drink water and fruit blends
feels good desu

>>533618035
Shut the fuck up anon we are talking about caffeinated beverages and sweeteners.

honestly though i think I'll just continue to drink my coffee regardless of this autistic war between Energy Drink chads and Coffee Kings on which drink is worse.

Just drink your water with sugar
Stop giving your money to big corpos

>>533618049
>America is one giant corporation so the sugar industry has a grip on their poor little starch golem minds
We put high fructose corn syrup in everything here, dumbass.

>>533618171
>fruit
Fruit is actually very unhealthy unless you eat it sparingly. A little fruit like one apple/orange/banana per day is fine and reasonably healthy, but if your ass is making fucking whole ass smoothies regularly you may as well be chugging a Pepsi.

>>533617117
We would play but sadly the latest game is awful and it flopped

>>533618305
That's literally cockroach food....

>msg BAD
>energy drinks bad! (but coffee good)
>fat BAD!
>beer good
>breaking the pasta is BAD

Why does this thread always go to shit during euro and sea hours?

>>533618385
Because euros and SEAmonkeys can't afford PCs capable of running Wilds so they just shitpost.

>>533618385
SEA and Euros are of one mind and soul. We are meant together like Adam and Eve seperated by the evil that is Ranjit and Haim

>>533618368
>Folding the pizza is BAD!
>putting ketchup on hotdogs is BAD!
>putting cereal before milk is BAD!

Never sing Skillet's "Monster" around Alma.

>>533618489
>>putting cereal before milk is BAD!
I eat my cereal dry.

>>533618353
>being a guzzler is bad
no fucking shit senpai

>>533617556
It's a Pokemon clone but with MH monsters (that don't look like MH monsters)

>>533618536
depending on the cereal i do too, like Frosted Flakes/Special K/Raisin Bran

>>533618627
>tfw my favorite childhood cereal is no longer being made
I miss you, Alpha-Bits.

>>533618489
Only one cereal I really fell in love with and I could not find it any more. It's called Banana Nut Clusters but I don't think it exist anymore. It has a squirrel on the logo it is soooooo good.
Closest is Fitnesse but still not as addictive.

>>533618627
I almost never eat cereal (shit is basically dessert) but when I do it's always cinnamon toast crunch (again, dry).

>>533618489
>putting ketchup on hotdogs is BAD!
Who the fuck says this?

>Game since release has been running at ~45fps despite the fucking supercomputer I use for rendering
>randomly check my BIOS today
>Memory Speed: 2133MHz
>Power Profile: Stock Cooler
Holy fucking shit, all I had to do was change my fucking BIOS JFC now I'm getting literally double what I get in-game and almost +30FPS more on the benchmark

>>533618385
>Why does this site always go to shit during euro hours
Who knows?

>>533618746
unironically is better dry i agree.
Nothing i hate more than putting milk in my cereal that turns it to mush before i even get the first fucking spoonful.

>>533618783
i wonder if i could unlock my computers full potential too

>"dude huntresses ruin this general, that's not on topic"
>*proceeds to discuss cereal and coffee for hours*

>>533618489
>>533618763
Honestly if you're eating a fucking hot dog the ketchup on it is the least of your health concerns. Nobody is eating that shit with any consideration for their health and that's the entire fucking point of it.

>>533618990
Honestly I prefer this to the gooner spam modbeast screenshots nobody asked for. At least this is funny.

>>533618990
Better than watching this exchange
*post huntress*
gooning
that's a man
my black phallus in this huntress womb
Repeat.

>>533618990
>the one thing anons talk about that isn't just everyone shitting themselves is FUCKING CEREAL
this is the best conversation /mhg/ as a whole has had for awhile

>>533618763
ketchup is sugar

>>533619215
/mhg/ was discussing the games fairly fine for a few hours yesterday.

>>533618990
Huntresses are trannies desperate for attention, it's even more offtopic than cereal and fruit.

>mustard on hotdog is bad!

>>533619272
NTA but mother fucker it's a hot dog. It's a fucking cancer inducing processed meat composite packed with enough salt to kill your grandma. The ketchup on it isn't exactly the worst part.

>>533619273
fair enough, last thread even had anons talking about GU just fine.

>>533619108
Tell me about it, whenever I see a picture of a female character I also want to start beating children and destroying property in my uncontrollable searing rage.

I don't eat hotdogs, they're shaped like dicks

>>533619434
Lmao shut the fuck up. You know that's not what I'm talking about you disingenuous jack ass.

>>533619570
what kinda dicks you been seeing brother

Since I have a delegation of food and diet experts here tonight - what should I have for dinner? Korean Fried Chicken or Yiros?

>child
>teen
>adult
Stories 4 will be boomers

>>533619721
>Korean Fried Chicken or
I don't even need to see the "or", this is a clean fucking sweep every time.

>>533619585
Why do pictures of female characters make you so angry, then? And isn't being so mad at something so meaningless a woman trait?

>>533619725
old fuck protag who doesn't understand the all the kids around him and their retarded bullshit would be kino

>>533618967
Honestly, go check your BIOS
I'm pretty sure I have the RAM installed on the wrong slots for dual channel butt fuck it.

Just tested and I can run the game Ultra no DLSS no Frame Gen with 1.1x render scale at 1080p 60fps and that's fucking plenty for me.

>>533619417
My grandma has eaten nothing but salt and sugar for 80 years I don't think she is mortal. If you saw what she does to every soup I serve her you'd get a heart attack

>>533619779
I was already leaning toward that to be honest. It's really, really good.

>>533618348
>We put sugar in everything here
Yeah the rest of the world knows and we're also painfully aware of how retarded you are. We all assume it's because the majority of the post industrial revolution era adding lead to your gasolines causing the exhumes to poison your entire population.

Great Sword - Kellog' Cornflakes
Long Sword - Rice Krispies
Hunting Horn - Raisin Bran
Hammer - Nut Clusters
Lance - Cheerios
Gunlance - Trix
Charge Blade - Fruit Loops
Switch Axe - Rainbow Crispies
Insect Glaive - French Toast Crunch
Dual Blades - Frosted Flakes
Sword and Shield - Chia Seeds
Light Bowgun - Koko Krunch
Heavy Bowgun - Honey Stars
Bow - Lucky Charms

how?

>>533619792
Do I seriously need to spell this out for you? Alright fine. It has nothing to do with them being women. It has to do with them being modded to hell and back to turn them into disgusting hentai tier porn shit. If it was just pics of unmodded huntresses I wouldn't even bat an eye.

>>533619434
the bbc spam will
NEVER
GO
AWAY
your huntress is BLACK OWNED
every time you post her she gets BLACKED in the THREAD
she is MADE FOR MY BBC

>>533619925
chinese review bombers

>>533619858
HFCS is not sugar.

>>533620012
>carbohydrates are not sugar
kek

So wait I haven't played 2 but is 3 going to occur before 1? I thought Riders were already gone?

>>533619947
Ah, so your problem is that they're not what you specifically like and that's enough to make you fly into conniption fits like a Karen seeing something she dislikes.

Anyone else think the Stories 3 rathalos kinda off? Is it because they use the Gen 5 model?

>>533619969
It'll go away when you get bored. We've had people here doing the same thing before and eventually the thread dies down significantly between releases and you decide that 1 post every 15 minutes isn't enough attention for the effort.

>>533619842

>>533620012
Sugar is fructose

>>533620089
>Ah, so your problem is that they're not what you specifically like
No I just don't like seeing glorified porn mods in my monster hunting game discussion, thanks.

which weapon users eat healthy

>>533620121
The wings are kinda weird but maybe it's because of the art style? There's less detail so the patterns are emphasized.

i miss the xiv blacked spammer from yesterday she making my tiny white clitty throb >.<

>>533620082
at first glance it seems very disconnected from the other two

>>533620151
>the wudwuds pain is over, try not to be too jealous

>>533619969
you get nothing but your own delusions unless you get top place in a competitive multiplayer game
git gud or die alone in your own insanity

>>533620151
>>533619842
Why are Wudwuds so cool?

>>533620258
Just sort of confusing because if the MC is a Kingdom Monster Rider then this will happen prior to Stories 1 wherein riders were legends. This would place 3 thousands of years before the events of MH as a whole.

Lost Civ era. Kinda goosebumpy.

>>533620172
Oh, you poor thing, you're being so violated and attacked by pictures of huntresses with big tits. You'd better contact the EU and ask them to implement their internet child safety laws on Wilds.

>>533620229
How do you say, "Kill yourself" in Tagalog?

>>533620449
bbc won! white clitties lost!

>>533620410
I strongly suggest you speak with a therapist, it's clear you have some personal issues to work out if you feel the need to defend posting borderline porn for strangers all day in an SFW video game discussion general.

>>533620449
Pakamatay ka.

>>533620560
ur such a mad lil chuddie :3

Rate this thread

>>533620560
>says women with big breasts = porn
>screams that other people need mental therapy

>>533620683
0/10

>>533620683
9/10
It was fun during the beverage and cereal talk.

hey guys i just wanna let you know

yesterday i said that your spamreporting of my posts is what drove me to continue right? and suddenly you guys stopped the spamreporting?

well here's the thing you can't just stop reporting now and expect it to go away

you already dug your grave. i already know that my posts make you livid

it is never EVER going away

EVER.

so rev up those reports chop chop get to it ytebois

Vroom vroom

The fuck is he talking about?

>>533621146
Oooooh political intrigue in MH. Honestly this is more exciting than Wilds G-Rank.
It wasn't a lost civilization. It was lost civilizationS

>>533621146
>Introducing Snowbunneanor, princess of Blackedtopia. offering herself as a carrier for black spawn to ease tensions with the inhabitants of Azuz, and her EBONY ODOGARON monstie, Blackie, unite with your caged clitty to uncover the truth of the Black New World Order, as well as the motivations of her sister, the Concubine of Blackedtopia.

>>533621312
>american posting on EU hours

Schrade wasn't actually destroyed by Fatalis. It was destroyed by Ancient Wyveria using a compeleted construct of Zoh Shia.
Schrade is the home of the most renown Monster Riders and among them was a Legendary Fatalis Rider. The Schrade Riders were sent to Wyveria for war but failed against contruct Dalamadur. In retaliation they sent Zoh Shia and other mons and Wyverian warriors to Schrade.
Fatalis monstie survived but cannot find his rider so he went back to Schrade only to find his home shattered.

Rate my head canon.

>>533621605
better than "evil dragon lol"

>>533621814
>////<

>>533621814
I love huntresses

>>533622052
MADE FOR BIG HUNTER COCK

>>533621781
All this time Fatalis was just waiting for his rider....

>>533622052
BLACKED RAW

>>533619725
>>533619796

>being an older rider
>party conists of you and a handful of young riders
>you're tasked with training them
>suddenly the plot happens and you and the kids are split from the village
>you have to train the kids, keep them alive, and back to the village.

Would be sick.

>>533622312
>picrel
Built for BBC

soft

>>533622312
>picrel
Built for BBC

>>533622312
>picrel
Built for BBC

>The protagonist is blessed with special abilities that allow them to become the leader of group called the Rangers

The protagonist is blessed with the skills to fuck monsters of all kinds

I love huntresses

I love BLACKED huntresses

>>533622461
You're jealous?

IM A WHlTE SlSSY HUNTER AND MY CLlTTY WAS MADE TO BE LOCKED WHILE DESHAWN BREEDS MY FEMALE PARTY MEMBERS

>>533622784
same except im indonesian

>>533622865
PAKAI OTAK BUKAN PAKAI DENGKUL

>>533622898
>/mhg/ says Navirou is annoying
>finally play stories
>most lovable companion ever

>>533621814
>no u

huntresses prefer boys who look like rajang :spades:

Why is this seamonkey having a meltdown?

BLACKED Rajang is a terrifying new variant of the apex predator, cloaked in jet-black fur that glistens like obsidian. Its golden mane has turned a deep crimson, and lightning crackles violently around its body, leaving scorched earth in its wake. This Rajang has absorbed forbidden energy from the Dark Abyss, gaining immense power and uncontrollable rage. Unlike its kin, BLACKED Rajang can enter a Ruinous State, where it unleashes black lightning storms that sap stamina and nullify defenses. Its fists strike with seismic force, shattering armor and landscapes alike. Few hunters live to speak of it—those who do report glowing red eyes, unnatural speed, and a roar that paralyzes the soul. Hunting it requires peak skill, luck, and perhaps a death wish.

Room status? Are the Euros on?

>>533613993 (OP)
I remember someone made this + few pages promo for MHS. Can someone help me where can I find the rest?

BLACKED Rajang is a terrifying aberration of its species, mutated by ancient abyssal energy. Its obsidian-black fur absorbs light, and crimson veins pulse with unstable, dark thunder. Unlike any other variant, BLACKED Rajang enters a berserker state known as Abyssal Fury, unleashing wide-area shockwaves and shadow-charged lightning.

Its signature move, BLACKED Grasp, is a devastating pinning mechanic: Rajang targets a hunter (prioritizing the last one to deal significant damage), grabs them mid-fight, and slams them into the terrain. While pinned, the hunter suffers rapid stamina drain and chip damage unless teammates interrupt the animation by staggering Rajang. Solo hunters must quickly complete a short struggle mini-game to escape.

This mechanic forces squads to stay coordinated and alert — because once BLACKED Grasp lands, things can spiral fast.

>>533622989
>>most lovable companion ever
If you're a faggot, maybe. He even tries to get with Tsukino in 2 but thanksfully /ourgirl/ is for HUMAN MEN ONLY

>>533623465
>porn addicts when a fictional character isnt sexualizable

>>533623336
>yfw you own it physically
Feels Gutt

>>533621146
She can kick me and let me lick her boots, any time.

>>533623228
He got cucked by a white man. An English teacher fucked his girlfriend. Now he spends all his time doing this.

Many such cases.

>trying out different weapon/style combos to see what weapon I want to play next
>Valor LS
>red bar damage for free when you enter valor state
>instant counter that doesn't cost stamina or anything
I didn't play GU online when it was popular, but this was 100% the most popular combo in multiplayer hunts wasn't it

>>533623465
Haven't played 2. Still going through some games but I didn't find him as annoying as you guys made him out to be.

>>533623519
I make this face when this exact situation occurs

>>533623730
MADE TO BE RAPED BY FAT..... BL*KK C*CK

>>533623541
this poster is built for BBC

>>533623730
Lol.

>>533621146
Honestly, this is getting me hyped. Not gonna pre-order, never doing that again with Capcom, but I'll definitely keep it on my radar

>>533623778
That's a boy you retard. At least we have confirmation you don't actually play these games.

>>533623730
I hate this fucking pajeet so much. Why did they have to go with this stupid story and characters for the big triple A MH game? And the worst is that they're gonna still continue with this little monkey for the expansion. It's awful.

>>533623874
>boys can not be raped by bIack studs
uhhmhmmmmmm?????

>>533623874
>That's a boy
not anymore :spades:

>>533624036
What is the image implying? That Navirou was turned into a smoothie?

>>533624134
with prejudice, yes

>>533624134
catloli bouncing on nigger dicks!

was the Stories anime any good

>>533623217
smashed

>>533624224
this

>Doshagumask and Toe Bean Mittens the only datamined gear between now and the foreseeable future
grim

>>533624192
I hope they have a Navirou character on 3 just to see you go nuclear lmao.

Honeslty it's sad when I'm more excited about MHS3 than the next TU.

>>533624224
Here's the brunette one for you to reply to.

>>533623929
>And the worst is that they're gonna still continue with this little monkey for the expansion. It's awful.
Proof? Judging by pretty much every other character getting more attention than him in the titles updates I’m lead to believe Capcom has left him behind in the dust.

>>533624438
BLACKED

>>533623675
valor is just broken if it doesn't break your moveset (poor hunting horn)

>>533624438
I generally hate Fortnite aesthetics but that is really good art.

>>533621146
>Intoducing Eleanor, Princess of Vermilion. Offering herself.
Just stop there Capcom, it’s already peak.

what made a retarded indian go into chimpout mode?

>>533624716
ban timer ran out on xer phone

>>533624716
Pahjeets are always like this. Just ignore them.

>>533624716
Lol that's good.

>>533624887
why would you save this? got something to tell us? ;3

^^

>>533624871
>kingdom of Red and Blue
Deep...

>>533624940
nuleaf

>>533624871
Skyscale Rathalos for TU5

>>533625019
MHS3 Blue and Red versions.

So the jannies just gave up on poor old /mhg/ huh, left us out to Dryablos. Nerigiglecting their duties. Acting like real Shirking Legianas. I guess we're all on our Monoblown out here, Desolatreon. Ahtal-Kant get any worse from here, situation's looking pretty Dire Miralis.

>>533625019
Red = white
Blue = black
And blue will win
If you know what i mean hehe

>>533623336
Rathalos looks like a gayboy here.

Hopes for Stories 3?

>>533625215
Just leave.

Bbc spammers won. If anybody posts anything monster hunter related now they'll just get mocked and told to get blacked. Migrate to another general, start a new general, get on with your life. If you're in a room and hunting with someone, he's probably a schizo who told three other people ITT they're made for BBC. This thread has degenerated into indonesian schizos talking about black penises. It can't be fixed without mods, so it will never be fixed.

>just ignore it
No. Fuck you. You post no content, say nothing good about content while it's spammed with 75IQ negativity, and then expect people to make stuff here. Nobody has any incentive to contribute to this shit hole.

>>533625292
get rid of the whole combat system from the last 2 games

>>533625292
more black studs
less white bois

>>533622312
>it's immediately established you're not some courageous valiant rider, you have plenty of bad traits, never were made out of main character cloth
>you don't get along with the kids at first but over the course of act 1 you warm up and start actually caring for them
>when the plot happens your personal demons from the past catch up to you and one of the kids dies because of it
>the rest of the game is you griping with your fear and wanting to run away from it like you did once before and wanting to avenge one of "your kids"

>>533625292
pawg riders so we can make SHITTED edits of them

>>533624940
>NOO SAAR DON'T SAVE EVIDENCE OF ME BEING A SUBHUMAN
Okay pahjeet

>>533625292
Regal Elders that gets transported to Wilds G

>>533625417
someone hasnt had their daily fill of nigger cock!

>go to head to stun monster flinched to death by other players
>give up move to legs for rest of fight other players follow me and continue to flinch me
i shouldnt have to sacrifice a slot to fucking prevent this shit flinching should not be a thing vs other players if your weapon is drawn and are standing.

>>533625432
Wilds will never have Elders

>>533625518
yes, shock proof is worth

>>533625292
all the previous large monsters being made monsties as well (plesi, agnaktor, the crabs etc), and all the monsties from the first two returning. they did that for two but three having the new art style/models and engine they might try to cut some... also I hope we don't get a mouthpiece who has to be in every scene talking 10x as much as anyone else since the MC is voiced now and navi just makes an appearance as a side character during one of the zones type deal

white bois will never have sex!

Wilds G will introduce a new monster type: ELDER BLACKS

They will all have pin attacks that instakill white hunters and impregnate white huntresses

>>533625540
They'll be back so you would buy the expansion

>europe wakes up

>>533625369
Sorry but already confirmed that the player is a royal heir, a natural born leader, and the only one special enough to ride Rathalos.
Your dreams of some loser protagonist self insert ends with you.

>>533625626
Wilds flopped too hard to have G rank

>>533624940
Why wouldn't he save evidence of Pahjeets being behind the blacked shit online?

>>533625738
nice inspect element india isnt even deep blue on the map idiot

>>533625670
thats stories 3, we're talking about stories 4

>>533625670
Anon...keep up on the convo this is not about stories 3

janny is made for bbc

>open thread
>half the posts are deleted

>>533625626
Yknow, with how they've been lately, I unironically believe they're desperate enough to do this, full roster of only elders

>>533623929
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT BANNED NIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

trying to get back into rise

me and my wives

>>533626140
Some freak is having an absolute meltdown

>Black Baby Clit

>>533626195
those 2 sluts wish that hunter was black

>>533626229
idk why the mods don't range ban him

>>533626338
doesn't really work when i have access to 20k residential IP ranges
keep reporting maybe you'll outlast them LOL

the effects of buck breaking and heightened estrogen are still ravaging brown boy communities today

i heckin love seahours

>>533626398
>LOL
I knew it was you behind these black spam, the behemoth cope/whitelinkx/dwdante/ubel

>>533626430
evil babies

>guy is mad and floods the thread with porn for some reason

meow

>>533626580
black babies aren't evil just because they're black anon in fact i would even say that it's white babies that are evil because whites are the devil and white women must be bred by black men to save the planet say it with me

BLACK!
NEW!
WORLD
ORDER!

>>533626694
evil: alive niglet
good: stomped nigger baby

why isn't it looping
test

did you know stomp nigger babies

this is (you)

stomp white boy clitty with heels while she gets fucked from behind by jamal

these are the kind of people world brought in

>>533626975
>>533626829
>>533626694
>>533626154
>>533626090
>>533625592
>>533625485
>>533625346
>>533624838
let's be honest

this poster just wants attention from BWC

black boys welcome
white boys there's there the door >>>>>

>>533626959
is he a short king or is shit a tall girl?

>>533627086
they're big guys

>>533626983
We don't claim xim

>>533626959
gross skin color

>>533627314
boohoo

>>533614898
>SA 99%
>treats others harshly
you guys are so mean i helped the entire lobby numerous times and have never spoken ill of others.

>>533627314
womp womp

I've never been interested in MonHun in my life, but I came here because posters are shitting up the thread with blacked/bbc.

>>533627682
BBC CHADS ARE LITERALLY SAVING THE GENERAL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>533627682
I know where you came from

whats the matter ytebois? gave up already?

>>533616643
Doesn't energy drinks have copious amounts of caffeine

>>533628174
yeah like 5 times more than coffee but also
>taurine
>a fuckload of sugar
>lots of hormone imbalance causing chemical goyslop

>>533628174
Well yeah that's the "energy" part of the drink

>>533628380
monster ULTRA BLACK has zero sugar we've been over this

>>533628458
artificial sweeteners are far worse than any kind of sugar

>>533628529
>>533617976

>BBC CHADS ARE LITERALLY SAVING THE GENERAL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>whats the matter ytebois? gave up already?

No idea what you fags are arguing about but aussie lemonade is pretty good.

>>533628529
its not, its just sweet as fuck and thats it

Give in.

>>533628661

>>533628615
You make a great point. I should go eat raw plutonium because my tongue tells my brain it tastes good.

>>533628661
how do I extract the cp from those images

>>533626959
id rape myself

>>533628529
Zero evidence for this btw

mwwwwwwwwah the french

I thought more consumption of artificial sweeteners does have a connection with cancer

>>533628795
So true. Ignore all of gen Alpha and gen Z being emaciated creatures with severely stunted growth I'm sure it has nothing to do with the trends of the last couple decade wherein we try supplementing bad things for chemical imitations. That isn't proof.

>he fell for the carb jew
oh no no no ngmi

everything you consume or do gives you cancer btw

mostly just the inflammatory shit
>cells get stressed out > have to regenerate way earlier than supposed to > roll the dice for bad mutation

elevated cell inflammation is a GOOD thing actually here read this pharma funded paper on WHY you should replace sugar with a chemical laxative!

idk how people wake up with coffee desu it just tires my eyes out instantly

have you tried waking up normally instead of being a pathetic caffeine zombie

>>533629214
It does nothing for me to wake up. I just like the flavor. A hot latte after waking up just makes me feel good.

>>533628879
>I thought
Wow!

>when the hunter is out hunting

fake, alma never fucking leaves

>>533629546
me on the right

>>533629546
>tiny areola
disgusting

>>533629546
>>533628569

>>533628569
Unedited version btw. India is 7th.

>someone is spending their weekend spamming mhg

Truly pathetic.

pakistan is india

>>533630017
Oh shit. Maybe instead was right and Pakistani's are a problem... Maybe I understand their hatred.

>>533630050
Pipe down yte boi this gen is bl@x owned

>>533630050
This. He should be spamming disgusting modbeast posing screenshots all weekend instead like a mature and respectable person.

>>533630301
>one makes the other right
No, you should both kill yourselves.

>>533630369
Anon, don't tell me you don't understand sarcasm...

weapons for this feel?

>>533630990
HH

>100 hours in
>still compiles shaders every time i boot the game

this is preventing me from liking mice

>>533631396
get used to it, all capcom games will be using this engine decades to come

DAMN YOU RESIDENT EVIL ENGINE!!

>>533631235
And a Heil Hitler to you mein Kamerad!

>>533631583
>re engine
>its actually evil inside
wow, bravo itsuno

so this is the power of bbc spam. page 6.

>>533631583
hmmm achkshully its the reach for the moon engine... noob

I miss having to look for the monsters
Rise ruined this for everybody

>BUT RISE

Yes, Rise bad

Monster always spawned at the same spot and as long as you sprint there on quest start you'd always catch up. It's only an issue when learning the game. Hell I've played GU more than 1k hours now and I've pretty much got all the main hub quest spawn committed to memory and same for FU.
It's not interesting and certainly not the "split up with your team to find the monster" that you think it is.

>>533634158
Memorizing spawn locations was a skill expression and it shouldn't be removed through """""QoL""""" (casualization)

>>533634230
Not that anon - but I'm not sure I agree with that. Don't get me wrong, I also don't like monsters being on the map, but the specific spawn locations of old wasn't exactly good either. And Worlds track da monster follow the witcher senses--- uhhh bugs thing is also retarded.
While I'm not a fan of Rise either, I honestly think this is still better than alternatives we've had thusfar.

>>533634496
I mean Capshit could've just put in a random number generator determining where monsters would spawn. In fact it's probably super easy to mod for old games.

>>533634158
>It's only an issue when learning the game
This is where you don't get it, it's not an issue

tracking will only ever be good with an open world
but they will never make a good open world hunting game
so...

world had you spawn in around rare material spawns or on top of the target mon
I miss this the most

>>533634230
>Memorizing spawn locations was a skill expression
Check out my mad skills
>waves at a balloon in the sky
>drinks psychoserum

All is in the name of guiding humanity down the right path.

>>533618783
>He hadn't potential unlock his PC

>plays prowler so i see the monster all the time anyway
heh

>>533634880
Balloon was rarely visible except in your nushit 3DS games
Psychoserum were expensive in non portableshit and oftentimes also not available. They also reduce your inventory space, something you had very little of in gen 1/2. They also add to preparation. Simply being skilled enough let you bypass all of that.

Now stop larping as an oldfag, Tendiepedo

risen kush is a pretty honestmon

>>533634906
actually what armor set would give me the vibe of a Gauntlet Knight?

>>533635123
Yeah we know mh2 and 3 were dogshit. Thanks for the reminder.

Agreed MH needs to be casualized even further until it's an actual fetus game

*runs around in circles at snowy mountains*

MH will continue to be casualized further until the game has as much gameplay as Spore Creature Editor Demo

>>533635829
>more gameplay than all of gen 3-6
THE RETVRN

>>533634906
perfect snowbunny fuckmeat

>>533635235
Guild Knight chest and Belt
Leather Pants? Maybe something else. Or maybe no pants and use clothing to replace the look.
I cant remember any gloves that are only one glove off the top of my head.

>>533635776
now THIS is hunting

>>533634906
she worships the rods of black gods

>>533634158
this is why i think the wilds birds are fine
sure its fun trying to find the monster for the first time because you look at the icon and try to guess based on previous experience which zone it might be in but after like 2 hunts you know where it is
birds don't take any decision-making from the game in most places aside from actually chasing the monster

>>533635829
It's impossible to casualize further than Wilds because it currently doesn't have a single challenging monster

>>533637272
You must be really good. Can you show me your 8 Star Tempered Gore kill in under a few minutes on your youtube? I'm sure this is totally unnecessary, since you're so good and all, but can you please put "Hello /mhg/" in the video description. Or just stream it right now and say that on stream. Totally unnecessary, I'm sure. I believe in you! I'd love to learn from you.

>>533637272
You can make it a tiny bit hard by doing naked Rarity 1 weapon runs against all the endgame tempered

>>533637787
Yeah you can also play blindfolded. That doesn't suddenly make the game challenging

nergi_blindfold.webm

>>533637907
filtered

>>533637907

i got tricked into playing mh1 and the fucking rathalos won't get out of the air
I keep running out of flashbombs and then time

I fucked you'r mom blindfolded lmao

>>533638636
Just play Portable instead of Mainlineslop

Despite being made for kids, monster hunter stories games are a lot more serious than mainline monster hunter

>>533638636
it's easy bro just grind hr for a whole month and farm fatalis to stunlock him with the lance

>>533637105
If a game makes me tab out to scroll Twitter or shitpost on 4chan because I can just let it run on autopilot it failed as a game

>>533639181
this is why it should be monster fighter, not monster hunter
arena quests are way more fun

>>533616373
god damn bitch, you're thick.

>>533639181
so disable autopilot

I put evade window and evade extender on all of my builds.

>>533638891
>look and run better as well
Stories is the true series

also wheres the fat rey dau getting choked out by arkveld sexually post at? i came here expecting it.

mh should have equipment load

>>533616373
holy fuck that body serves black kings

>>533639607
I did the moment I could and never used it again of my own volition. Doesn't stop the game from taking away control from me during every single story beat, and the mere fact that an autopilot option is in the game in the first place is insulting to gaming as a whole

>>533616373
is that... cellulose?

>>533639956
she's built to pleasure my BRC.

>its 3pm in Europe
>BBC posting has ceased

>>533640085
American tranny neets went to bed

>>533640085
it hasn't though?

>>533640178
>8:33 AM Eastern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fEV6QbCww

>>533640535
bing bing wahoo

it seems 7:23 is my limit on solo AT uth duna

Hmmmmm.......

>>533640675
That's from a Sony game tho

mhfu is bing because it's portable
mh3 is bing because it's nintendo
but as a worldvet I can't justify bingposting mh1

>>533641634
>mhfu is bing because it's portable
3 out of 5 Portable games are Sony tho

>>533641718
now let's see the rest of the outfit

>>533641704
bing

>>533641718
my does chargeblade have to be the gooner weapon..... why can't it be gs or ls instead....
i was playing cb before pornbrains....

Don't mind me, just playing a real Monhun with real Mon soul and real cat cooking

>>533641981
buddy they're all gooner weapons get used to it

i will beat prim malzeno today

No Gemma, don't do it.

>avatafags
>hight ppm
>mostly shitposts
bunch of waste of air the most of you

NOOOOOOOOO

>>533643194
WEEBS translate

>>533643163
>>533643480
hot

gen 3 model

I bought Monhun GU, and I need help with a weapon. I’m conflicted whether to go with Greatsword, or Greatsword, or maybe… Greatsword.

What do you guys think?

>>533643654
It's Chinese. I only barely speak it. Something about lagging your performance. It's very tongue in cheek. Makes a joke about the weather fucking up your system. Then someone says put your clothes on or something.

>>533644048
gen 5 models

>>533644143
Lance. You will go Lance.

https://youtu.be/sI9bxBHan-E?si=zMvc9Cofh4lwRcrV [Embed]
>NEW HOUR-LONG INTERVIEW WITH ROSE KAEDAE AND ANOTHER LEAKER
NEW HOUR-LONG INTERVIEW WITH ROSE KAEDAE AND ANOTHER LEAKER
>NEW HOUR-LONG INTERVIEW WITH ROSE KAEDAE AND ANOTHER LEAKER
NEW HOUR-LONG INTERVIEW WITH ROSE KAEDAE AND ANOTHER LEAKER

>>533644313
saw that on reddit days ago

>(embed) [Embed]
Let me guess, you copied this from /v/ or something

>>533644313
ChatGPT - GROK - Summarize the important parts of this video.

I hate artists so fucking much

>>533644313
just so we're clear one of the leakers in the video is a literal dicksucker and states something along the lines of mh can never do any wrong. ofc its the women btw kek. literal and figurative dicksucker.

>>533644669
Grok here,
here's the important parts of this video: .

Thank you

>>533644776
Thanks, Grok.

>>533644764
Yeah, it was funny to read her text walls that justify everything meanwhile the other leaker writes 2 sentences and half of them ends with "Yeah Capcom shit the bed hard"

it's going to be funny to see if wilds' horrible public reception affects onimusha in any way. i guess it's also going to be funny to see if it's a good game or not.

>>533645042
Onimusha is going to flop because nothing outside of RE/MH/SF sells well for Capcom.
My bad, DMC and Megaman also sell well, but they forgot to make a new one.

>>533645042
I've already casted a dozen voodoo hexes on Capcom to guarantee onimusha and okami being good
re9 and pedomata is up to someone else

>he isn't a solo hunter

>>533645264
>nothing outside of RE/MH/SF sells well for Capcom.
Last MH flopped tho

took a huge rise this morning I'm ready to hoont

MH Afghanistan: Graveyard of processors.

>>533646197
Who is this and why does he get posted a lot here?

>>533646513
Guy who made all Portable games

I'm glad Capcom is subtly admitting the weapon skill/armor skill separation was an abject failure of game design and just giving us the ability to have any skills on any talismans. I swear MH is like the only franchise I know of that starts from square one every fucking game and makes incredibly stupid decisions that are different but somehow equal to the last stupid decision that was made.

>>533646498
Nigga even yo prerendered cutscene stuttering wtf

>>533646513
it's me they're doxing me

>>533646659
Please hurry up and release the next game senpai

>>533646556
>ability to have any skills on any talismans
Oh, was there a post or a leak that I missed?

>>533646716
2028

Next portable will require ID verification to make sure you're not underage

>>533646556
The concept of "if it's not broken don't fix it" is nebulous to game developers.
Every retard who tries to innovate ends up just ruining things.

>>533646796
According to Capcom MH is for 15+ tho

My hunter looks cooler than all of your hunters.

Huntresses need not apply. You will not tempt me away from my Wizard powers.

Next portable will require ID verification to determine if you are a hunter or huntress

>>533646887
It's the same problem in Television and Film, really. A director will be brought in to bring a specific idea to life and think they know better than the original creator and the entire reason it has a fanbase to begin with. They're always wrong.

>>533647105
The classic "I've not actually read the source books" film director

>>533644307
Why?

>>533647196
It's a big ass stick. Pointy too. And it has a shield. A big one.

>>533647105
The only time I've known this to be wrong is Kubrick and Stephen King. Actually - now that I'm thinking about it, a lot of directors tend to make Kings work a lot better. He's such a fucking hack.

wahoo

>>533647487
bing bing bing!!!! wooooo!!!!! 1-UP!!!!! PRINCESS PEACH LEVEL UP! BOWSER LEVEL UP!!!! ALERT!!!! KOOPA KINGDOM IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!! get to the plumber pipes!!! BRT BRT BRT... MAAAAMMA MIAAAAAAAA WOOOAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

heheh har bingers of bingstruction

Shut up about Mario, I'm still angry they had to cuck my boi...

I forgot how kino the end of stories 1 is

Can we admit now that the underwater section of Lagi's hunt is a massive time waster and pace killer?

>>533647919
It's in line with mainline encounter design

SA > CB

>>533647487
gz gamer

>>533648065
CB Damage > SA Damage

>>533647919
This a reshade or did you just mess with values in the settings cuz this actually looks pretty nice

>>533648206

>>533648260
>this actually looks pretty nice
... for a PS3 game

I love the flame festival.

>>533644313
>there is space for only 2 other monsters in the files, and one of them is a crossover
>only 4 TUs total planned for now

I'm honestly not surprised. It's been almost 7 months and they are still reworking weapons, it was clear as day they were massively behind with development.

need more fat huntresses

>>533648543
I hate all those visible LOD swaps. Other games at least try to limit it to the background.

>>533648543
I love seeing all the huntresses get bred by the exotic colored men originating from such summery themed countries!

>>533648701
Doesnt happen on my 3090, but the 9070 does have it.

>>533648260
I may have edited a config file way back during launch when things were bad but hat's it.

>hbg joins
>drags monster away and drags the fight out longer than npcs like rosso
didn't think it was possible

>>533648543
>make all this shit that won't even be in the game in 2 weeks
>the best event they can think of for the festival is rompopolo+gypceros

>>533648891
I keep my cat around while playing solo so this doesn't phase me

>>533648935
u rike :)?

>>533648891
I genuinely don't get gunnas in multiplayer
They either eat shit or make the hunt trivial because of overwhelming firepower

>>533649010
>>533649314
i want to believe it was an exceptional example of retardation because i think this is the first time i've slammed the arena gate on a real person for being frustrating

guys look at this cool pic i took (i have a 3060)

>>533649314
Gunners exist to teach you how to quickly and efficiently kick players from your multiplayer hunts

>>533649379
>4U
>GQ 140 Teostra
>the map it spawns in has two layers with a climbable wall
>gunner joins
>he stands on top of the wall to shoot down
>Teo targets him and jumps up
>he jumps down to shoot from below
>Teo jumps down as well
>gunner climbs back up the wall
>team spends minutes climbing up and down while getting knocked off the wall by Teo
>gunner gets booted from the hunt
You will find retards on every weapon but gunners can be extra tedious.

>>533649748
is it playable on 3060?

>>533650163
my gpu just have to imagine a bunch of frames

>>533650162
i will believe you
dang

>>533650163
the game is more heavy on you processor than your gpu, and it don't even bottleneck anything your hardware, it bottleneck at code level, it run bad by itself

oooooooooopsieeeeee i posted the poooopieeee

>>533651106
/MHG/ SHITTED
MADE FOR BIG POOPIE TURD

i have a feeling its one faggot spamming the rise bad wilds bad shit.

>>533651275
jokie on you axe woundie there's four of us doin iiiiiit

>>533651275
Hello fellow organic mhg poster. May I interest you in the most action packed mobile game for your phone : Monster Hunter Now! It is so much better than MH Wilds and MH Rise!
I am completely unrelated to any other posters here as I am in fact a new player.
Play MH NOW! NOW! Use the coupon code : HunterKing for 5 free mega potions.

>>533651628
noty. i carry my psvita with me for fu.

why is doj like this

micie micie likes to ricie eatin poopie in the looie

I notice that Furious Rajang's tail already cut but can its ass be broken? I get orange coloured damage number hitting it there but that shit must be made of steel or some shit

>>533652259
that mean you can't knock it off enraged mode by hitting the tail, that's why it's a furious rajang

....no one was even discussing rise....like did someone just wake up told themselves "yep time to shit on rise in my favorite 4chan thread"?

>>533652259
It's an ok hitzone but you need to be hitting his head to turn off his super angry mode.

>>533652439
>rise rajang super angry mode
hahahahahaha tell me more jokes, santa

>>533652259
His ass is unbreakable. Kiranico can usually answer such questions.

>>533652637
I prefer fextralife thank you.

>>533652636
He's super angry though? Did you even play the game?

>>533652828

>>533652428
>>533652439
>>533652637
Well shuck, i ended up breaking only his horns. I would break his arms too but fucker kept going Super Saiyan 2 on me and turned his arms into shitzone

>>533652861
rise furious rajang is on the same difficulty level as wilds blagonga so calling him super angry is an insult to real furious rajang like iceborne or fu

>>533653053
He is super angry though. Whether he is weaker from his previous iterations or not doesn't matter, he is angrier than a normal rajang, he's furious even!

>>533653053
Iceborne rajang is a lethargic retard who staggers from 50 damage to his head.

Play it tactical boys

>>533653406
idk about that, Mew are Number One is still a rather tough quest even if you know the ins and outs of the fight

>>533653406
your dick is 2 inches when hard do you call it furious?

Oh so it's ryukishi again

no itsa me itsa mario wahoo

Rise Rajang and Furious Rajang are the same difficulty just different movesets. Makes no sense. Variant should be harder than their base

reply to me

>>533653657
who do you think spams blacked? dwdante?

>>533654124
i can't agree
i'd rather play MH1

Which monsters should be included in Stories 3?

>>533654401
Vaal

>>533654401
bayle

>>533654401
those fags robbed me of playable crabs and fish for no good reason

>>533654401
goss, tetranadon, the three lords from sunbreak, and then the unrideables from 1+2. also just more half decent water mons + moves in general, that shit is basically just mizu iirc

shitass time shitass game

>>533654381
MH1 is good only because Wilds exists.

>>533654401
I can't believe I'm getting more exited over Stories 3 than Wilds when it got revealed

>>533655805
The characters are attractive and the art design is good. Makes sense to me why people are more interested in it.

>>533655632
i'd also rather replay MH1 than rise

>>533647487
nice well done

Good games
>MH1
>MHDos
>Now

Bad games
>Everything else

Honestly they should remove all time tiers from arena. It should be YOU WON or YOU LOST, instead they don't want to hurt yor feelings so you get a C regardless of how bad you play

>>533655805
Yeah me too, but i guess i can attribute it to me having lower bar for Stories. I expected Wilds to have World graphic with Rice gameplay and those fuckers gave me Rice graphic with World gameplay

>>533655805
to be fair we know a main game is gonna happen cause it's successful but stories is much smaller so it's more exciting that they decided it did well enough for another

>>533654401
Vespoid queen

>>533654401
bullfango

>>533656391
The second game was really a holy shit moment considering how poorly the first one did.

my character look like v*ll w bigger breast now unfortunately

no one asked *he behemoth cope

>>533654401
It should have Hunters as antagonists.

>>533656850
that sounds like a good thing tho

>getting excited for Stories
idk I tried Stories 2 for a while and the gameplay got boring FAST
It's just rock-paper-scissors

>>717077663
NOW MENTIONED

>>533657148
It is Pokemon but Monhun. It is not terribly fun for me but it is enough to kill time. 6/10 i'd say

>>533657148
Yeah, I didn't like it at all. It's just Pokemon Monster Hunter.
I guess if you like Pokemon it's good. Pokemon hasn't been good in a lot time, so it has that going for it I guess...

>>533654401
If they make it so you can't have Daiymo or Shogun as monties again I'm not buying this piece of shit

if it was pokemon mh it would be fun tho

it is fun ur just smol brained because of the estrogen pills

soft argument

I like all Monster Hunters. Except Iceborne. CC was so fucking lame. Which sucks because Iceborne without that would have been 11/10 and probably the all time peak of the series.

Shartborne and milds monster AI is too shit to be enjoyable.

>>533659145
So don't use it?

can you guys not be mentally ill for one day

Fucking hell would you retards shut up if I setup a World lumu or something

>>533659529
The game is balanced around it. There are mods to try and fix that, but it's still kinda lame.

They should allow you to filter what weapon types can reply to your SOS. I am so fucking tired of HBG, LBG, and bow players ruining the pace of hunts by drawing aggro and carting way more than I ever believed possible. Every time I get a ranged fag they NEVER know how to dodge anything.

>>533659746
>>533659794
lmao

>>533659592
Everything can be fought perfectly fine without using it

>>533659746
top should wear a tigrex helmet

>>533659746
kys multishitter

>>533657037
It's not.

>>533659746

>>533659906
The first post doesn't have any ranged slop in it retard.

>>533660234
kek truuuuuue

>>533659746
cute

>>533659746
true hunters do Solo TA Speedruns

>>533660031
saved

>>533660437
i look like this

why do zoomers insist on making their memes ugly?

>>533660659
>Filename
take your fucking meds

no way fag without them i'm cruise controlling the 8th dimension

>>533660902
What the fuck is this panel order

>that generations ending cutscene with all the gen 1-4 characters dancing
SOOOOOUUUULLL SOULLL HOLY FUCKING SOOOOOOOUL SOUL OVERLOAD SOULPOCALYPSE SOUL NUKE SOUL SUPERNOVA SOUL SINGULARITYYYY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUULLLLL

>>533661384

>>533661524
Oguro would never

>>533659746
This is the only way I play MH co-op.
Too bad most newbies I played with have the shitty zoomer mentality where if they fail a thing once they never try again and just give up.

>broke my arm a few days ago
>been farming festival mats by joining SOS flares, auto pathing to monster on bird, and guardpoking with focus toggle sleep lance

I see. So this was the vision for Wilds.

>>533661524
IMAGINE him waddling around

monster hunter stories 3 but it's hip check

>>533662118
How the hell did you break your arm?

Who's making these shit memes?

>>533662118
wilds players are such pathetic life hating losers lmfao

>>533661524
joke aside, in the context of Stories and armed conflict it's probably the best choice for artillery considering it's smaller and cheaper to feed for more than fine firepower

>>533662118
I soloed the entirety of base MHW with my left hand in a cast

>>533662495
whitelinkx

>>533662118
I watched my 6 year old niece beat Rise so I don't know why you think this is a good burn towards Wilds.

>>533662284
Was on a walk. Went to dodge a couple with a stroller coming towards me and an Asian lady. Part of the sidewalk was jutting up and I rolled my ankle and fell on my arm funny. Not a major break, but doc said it was a radial head fracture right in the elbow joint.

>>533662881
>So bad at dodging he can't even do it in real life
LANCE PLAYERS EVERYONE

>just fell like a wet noodle
>break

>>533662881
lol what the fuck I was expecting something cool like a bike accident and instead you're like "yeah I'm clumsy and my bones are weak". Hope you get better soon anon

>friend is huge MH fan since the old games, been playing duo with him since the PSP days
>between World release and now, he got married and has a kid
>always complains he has no time to play and he is tired and annoyed all the time
>the only 1-2 hours we could play together during week-ends he is afk 90% of the time because his wife is bithcing and his daughter never stops screaming

What is with millenials and the complete inability to get even just a couple hours a week to do stuff they want?

>>533663004
>evolution of the turn based combat
Imagine if it's Digimon World style. But in reality it's just going to be Persona. Turn based but whacky UI.

>>533663128
Blame gender rolls being dismantled. Men are now expected to work full time, take care of kids, clean the house, and cook food while lazy wives/mothers cheat on them.

>>533663128
you'll understand when you grow up

>gamer dad bait post
>with the same pic as last time he made the bait
get new material

>>533663004
Why do you keep posting this so often? We already know about the game bro

>>533663238
>rolls
Meant roles*

>>533663128
Sounds like he's a slave. I'm playing Sims 3 on company time.

>>533663128
Have you never lived with a woman? Bro they're unironically insufferable. They'll bother you literally every 5 minutes about some incredibly stupid bullshit they could figure out for themselves with half a second of thought. I don't even think it's about the problem for them they just want attention and they want it often.

>>533663128
That is why you shouldn't have kid
>Pussy access all the time
>Game access all the time
>Vacation whenever you want

What is not to like?

>>533663124
Sorry, anon. I go hiking regularly and I've fallen out on a trail before without issue, do I don't think it's weak bones.

>>533663585
I've had several girlfriends and I can tell you're making shit up.

>>533613993 (OP)
Need a palico sleeve to play through GU with...

>>533663717
Hell yeah brother! Furbabies > kids.

>>533663410
That is the ugliest seregios I've ever seen in my life. Does it have down syndrome or something?

>>533663745
Okay but have you lived with them? It's exactly like that. Why do you think guys always joke about finally getting away from the ol ball and chain? Anyway whatever man you're lucky if you haven't lived with any women like that

>>533663717
>Vacation whenever you want
But you're always on vacation my welfare friend.

>>533663410
Isn't seregios weak to thunder? We've also seen astalos body rathalos. This isn't even a close pick. Astalos all day

>>533663247
>you'll understand when you grow up
No, that's just not normal. My dad was borderline a workaholic but he still got a few hours for himself during week-ends. And me and my mom weren't fucking psychos so we understood that.
If this is the new norm then I'm not surprised my country has a 60% divorce rate

>>533663887
he's just a baby

>Any gender can wear any armor now!
>Except we won't actually make them fit, that'd be too much work

>>533664178
trannies get what they deserve

>>533663907
I have all of them. Maybe you just don't know how relationships work. Everything women bring up isn't nagging. It's to make the house proper if they didn't do that you would have a collection of hair on your shower drain by now.

>>533664178
Let's be real, you are NEVER gonna notice that during gameplay. This is just nitpicky, like when people zoom in on the fruits in a market in a 3rd person game and shit their pants when they are not fully rendered 4K models.

>>533664178
dumb fuck

>>533664396
It has nothing to do with house maintenance. My room has been cleaner than every girl I've dated.

>>533664178
>REEEEEEEEEEE THE HAIR US CLIPPING INTO THE ARMOR 0/10 UNPLAYABLE
This is what you sound like

>>533664178
>thinking jewcom gives a FUCK about troons
they just pretend they do because they want their money, literally this pic.

>>533664156
A mongo baby

>>533664594
Yeah sure buddy whatever you say pft.

>>533664396
you are DEFINITELY the business trips tendie who's never not lied in his life

>>533664608
>they want their money
But they're poor as fuck. Why do you think all of them are some label of socialist?

>MHS1
>Rathalos is dying out how horrible we must fix this

>MHS2
>Rathalos is dying out how horrible we must fix this

>MHS3
>Rathalos is dying out how horrible we must fix this

WHO CARES I AM THE ONE KILLING THEM FOR RUBIES AND PLATES

>MHS3
>Rathalos is dying out how horrible we must fix this

anon, the rathalos are EXTINCT in Stories 3, thats why the main rathalos being born is such a big deal

>>533665368
>extinct
good, fuck em

There can be two of them???

>>533665735
it is time you learned how babies are made boy

>>533665735
I saw a whole flock of Seregios once

>>533664460
Anon I hunt for fashion, I notice when 2 pieces don't completely match in color because one has a different material map. Details matter.
>>533664606
I apologize for expecting them to actually do the bare minimum and adjust the models so they fit on all of 2 body types they have

Anyway, I'm kinda digging the set anon posted a few threads back, tho I went with the artian head instead of Rompopolo, that didn't cover everything

>>533664058
Sounds like sour grapes to me, anon

Excuse me while i go play Monhun and then bang my gamuh wife

>>533666139
>I hunt for fashion
You're playing on PC, you can mod that shit, why restrict yourself?

Stories 3 wishlist?

>>533666139
>i hunt for fashion
>looks retarded
Every time

>>533666391
I doubt I can find a single mod that isn't made for gooners on nexus
>>533666521
Aww thank you <3

>>533666419
Slutty narga

>>533664608
It's so adorable how anything and everything is either trannies, Jews, or Indians, depending on the time of day and mood of the person.

>>533666419
Primordial Malzeno monstie, Longswords as one of the weapon types and more interactions with your monsties like grooming them or playing with them

>>533666935
It's true. Half jew/half Indian trannies literally rule the world from the shadows. Look it up

>>533667153
>>533666935
seethe nigger

One garangolm vs 100 hunters with no weapons or armor. Who wins?

>>533667302
t.rahul steinburg

>>533667302
We're all black, now?

Sanhaim Rajowitz

>>533667326
it's not undoable i guess? with bombs and drugged meat for sleep bombing

>>533667723
no weapons just bare fists and teeth

>>533667326
Hunters, easy

>>533668125
20 guys hold each limb while 20 kick the shit out of his head and it's over

>>533667827
>use felyne kickboxing food skill

>>533665016
Honestly if these fuckers are going extinct this hard just fucking let them, it's clearly nature at this point.

>>533668421
lol yeah you could do it right now in sunbreak
>full party
>mod the number of carts to 100
>boxing emote only

>>533668441
to be fair it wasn't about them going extinct in 1, it was just the black blight fucking up everything. 2 the big bad eats them for some unknown reason so there was mass rathalos migration but not them going extinct so much

what a spastic nigger

>>533654401
Black Gravios
Ruby Basarios
Seltas & Sletas Queen
Duramboros
hypnotrice
A variant of Barroth, with agressiveness from tri.
Alphas for some herbivores like epioth, anteka, and bombadgy

Now that we have several frontier monsters in the canon games, do you think we'll ever see explore/stories/etc exclusive monsters?

>>533668693
that's not valstrax

>>533669050
you don't even get to use the 2 stories exclusives in their games .....

>>533669323
Even more reason to be able to fight them in the main games

mh games have autorun?

>>533669050
Final monsters seem to be exclusive to their games

>>533669435
the fuck is autorun?

>>533669501
I mean fatalis has been back several times

>Monster Hunter Stories
Are you fags underage? Why would you play that garbage?

>>533668680
I don't understand why they even dicksuck Rathalos so much. It doesn't seem to be anywhere near the favorite monster of MH players, why this retarded push to make it the Charizard of the franchise?

>>533664460
>xiv flashbacks

>>533669942
Wasn't rathalos top 30 in the poll? It's not as unpopular as you think

>>533669918
I play everything and anything if it has "Monster Hunter" on its title.

Frontier mons in Stories 3 as super rare encounters

>>533669665
when you boot up you're pc and monster hunter starts playing

>>533670072
Your monster hunter NOW prooves?

>>533613993 (OP)
any must have mods for iceborne, I already got one that fixes handlers goofy ass face

>>533670072
what are you playing right NOW

>>533670232
Why would you even want that? I'm sure you can set that up though

>>533669942
games first flagship and all, they've just stuck with him. also he looks cool it's mostly just people complaining about how much the fucking cunt flies and now how much he gets shilled. I do wish we got another main monstie or just less of a forced 'this is your monstie' situation and you could bring whoever

>>533670070
I just checked rathalos was #21 out of 200+ monsters in the poll. It's pretty popular

>>533670070
>>533670759
It might not be UNPOPULAR but it certainly isn't the most popular. Fucker doesn't even make the top 10, shit top 20.

>>533669435
only milds and vvorld I think, but only on the animal taxi

they should dig up some of the extinct monster

>>533670881
Thats mostly because the top 20 was filled with recency bias 5th gen monsters. Remove those and rath jumps up 7 spots and is now top 14. Still not the most popular but popular enough.

>>533671054
Where is this from? I recognize those concept designs from the monhun encyclopedia but where is this lineage tree from?

>>533671203
Rathalos is in 5th gen thought you should know

>>533671445
Okay but it didn't debut in 5th gen. My point is 5th gen is disproportionately represented in the top 20 because most players alive right now started with 5th gen and many haven't played the older games.

So something about Wilds bugs me, no not the usual shit. It's the starter gear. It looks good don't get me wrong, that isn't my issue. My issue is that the narrative presents us as an already accomplished elite hunter, but why is an already accomplished elite hunter rolling up into a new adventure wearing basic shit like that? I don't expect them to give us good monster-made gear from the very start or anything, but shouldn't an already accomplished hunter be wearing shit that's visibly, you know, made from monsters? Look at it this way, you're a hunter right? A good one, got a big name for yourself, enough to be named a lead on an expedition into unknown territory. Presumably, you already have equipment from your previous hunts, why are you dumpstering that for the hope gear? I dunno it's just weird narratively. They should have had us start with visible monster-made equipment that's still worse than early game crafted stuff instead, just for the sake of looking the part. Shit at least Olivia, our Astrum counterpart was given the fancy ass high tier hunter set. Why were we tossed in wearing garbage? She doesn't outrank us, it's silly. We should have looked apart from the average rank-and-file too and we just didn't.

>>533671738
it looks like some shit a random nigga on the street would wear so self-inserting

>>533671374
monster's encyclopedia 1, I guess.

>>533671738
A rathalos starting set doesn't give off the hip feel of new age streetwear they need for marketing

>>533671738
Don't expect narrative consistency from the monhun team. That's why the stories are always middle school tier. They don't have good writers because they don't really care. That's why it's so shocking for stories 3 to be tackling conflicts between human civilizations because you'd think that's something the mainline team would jump on first. If stories 3 manages to pull off a good story I'll genuinely be in awe and it'll only make tokuda look worse

>>533671738
>i want all the weapons and armor given to me from the start

>>533672585
Learn how to read retard

>>533672585
>They should have had us start with visible monster-made equipment that's still worse than early game crafted stuff instead, just for the sake of looking the part.
All you had to do was read the entire post, but I guess dumb zoomers need cocomelon shit to pay attention longer than 12 seconds.

being back dogs

>>533673130
>Dog lived 15 fucking years
How the fuck did dogs back then live longer than dogs on average now but humans live longer now than we did back then? Fucking weird.

>>533673130
i think birds fit more MH
but functionally rise did mounts better

>>533673290
less fucked up inbreeding probably.

>>533671738
As far as armors go, Ace Hunters in 4 roll with their regular looking gear and only the Cadet visibly changes his equipment as the game goes. You don't need to stroll in a Fatalis armor to be considered a pro.

>>533673130
What's wrong anon? You don't like your legally distinct chocobo?

>>533673425
>You don't need to stroll in a Fatalis armor to be considered a pro.
That's stupid. Lorewise if I was a hunter I'd be expecting an ace to be wearing shit made from his strongest kill, not something you could just purchase from the local blacksmith made from fucking basic ass metal and livestock leather.

>>533673290
my dog lived that long