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>News
Agent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/Fp7tFxXMoRM (EN)
https://youtu.be/El0GKaGBNyc (JP)
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
ALICEYUZUHA

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends

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>>533647109
Wait a sec
Are there guilds in ZZZ?

>>533648515
Nope.

>>533648515
Yeah, gotta have M6 Miyabi to unlock them!, better hurry up bro!
>>533648546
This anon was paid off by the mayor to lie to you.

I love my girlfriend Burnice and her cat.

>>533633836
It's a shame I like feet but I love legs more and legs in this game are so fucked up that it kills all my boners

>>533648862
I couldn't figure out seth since they drew him with woman eyes

any astra copers in here? should I ditch the atk disc 6 and replace it with an ER one? I feel like i'm always missing energy

Anby army, are we pulling Orpheus still?

>>533649212
yes, she wants the energy
you can give her soukaku ball for ATT

I've seen Hoshimi Miyabi slice a watermelon into perfect eighths WITH A FUCKING PENCIL!

>>533649479
s-she's fast!

>>533649326
Yeah

I like this

>>533649326
Fire for Electric seems very odd but her buffs are insane for Anby. Current plan is to pull and skip wengine

>>533649581
surii
tuu
wan
nano desu

>>533649569
I am Still skipping all homo patches.

can you disable this?

>>533649874
you simply live with the fucking pain

>>533649128
it's the opposite for me, somehow it makes them more alluring when they stand normally.
Asians have perfected feminine allure

Bunny wife!
Happy life!

>>533649581

>>533649128
hoyo like japanese devs really like bow legged girls

Alice is so luck...

>>533650043
Pigeon-toeing is meant to show that the character is physically immature or exceptionally weak. Yuzuha's severe care of it is just weird... To the degree she's doing it it can be assumed she's so weak that she's barely capable of standing up...

>>533650043
dunno about west, but for asians girls expected to stand with closed foot, boy open foot.

We love lesbians here

>>533650386
I just used her as an example, all female characters have it to some degree

>>533650386
>physically immature or exceptionally weak
Or a woman

>>533651057
Answer is "no"

>>533650386
or you know, women dont have balls, so it doesnt bother them

Does Vivian work well with Miyabi+Yanagi? Or should I just use Rina?

>>533651057
what kind of people live in that country?

>>533648826
cute

>>533649001
canon

>>533651715
Women who like to kiss other women

>>533651715
Very ugly transvestite golems, I would not recommend vacationing there anytime soon.

>>533652072
Temple dog is also much more generous.

>>533652072
A-Shuo is a scammer

>>533652246
Billy's so cool.

Lucy and Lighter are pretty great as well. Good art.

>>533652256
Nah, his lottery is the mot generous one.

>>533652342
That Luckyboo? Me.

I did NOT roll for Ju Fufu

>>533652424
Congrats?
I will still skip all the homo agents.

>>533651940
Wise's wives are so beautiful...

>>533652543
Imagine skipping S-Rank Billy. Shameful.

>lucia is size02 but with huge boobs, biggest from the cast
based, make it happen dawei. mihomo doesn’t have 1 single shortstack in all its games, which is a tragedy

>>533652424
should've been a 4star, I like her design but that's about it

>>533652613
What does size02 even mean? Which characters are size02?

>>533651940
"alpha" until she meets the right man

>>533652817
Not you tho

I regret skipping evelyn w engine...
I didnt like her much on release, but shes really grown on me. Shes fun

>Play ZZZ
>Check out /gig/ and /hsrg/
>They fucking hate ZZZ
Like why? What's the deal with this black culture crap? Can't we all enjoy our game without insulting each other?
Also, why do they spam the revenue for each month?

>>533652787
Nicole

>>533652869
takes one to know one

>>533652342
he's so lucky..

So what discs are the best for Orphie and Seed?

As a monthly/BP only character, how hard is it to keep up with character releases? Do you pretty much have to restrict yourself to only the most valuable characters? How long would you have to save up to be able to build a team when all the characters you'd want on one team usually run in the same patch?

>Yenless Yen Zero

"Straight" men are only straight until they find the right dick

>>533653073
Wish I was a buff dude so I could cosplay as this variant of Ju Fufu.

>>533652925
Evelyn is straight up garbage if the opponent is aggressive, you will lose your EX for parrying, so you have no EX for stun window.

>>533653170
Those are some wise words, Wise.

>>533652982
I see. I think I would have preferred a full-sized Nun, but we'll see.

>>533653170
being straight is normal tho, being gay is not

>>533652948
ZZZ diverges the most from classic gacha expectations by embracing aspects of Western culture, experimenting with unorthodox character designs, and by glamorizing animations instead of flashy special effects.

The gameplay itself is strictly superior to Genshin/HSR/WuWa so they can only really attack ZZZ on sales and aesthetics. But of those these, I'd argue that Genshin is the only one with any good aesthetics, and the good aesthetics it has are almost entirely relegated to enemy designs.

>>533653058
You can probably get most characters.
Im the same, I have 10 characters i havent pulled, but I have 7 engines and 1 mindscape.

>>533652948
There's one mentally ill troon who goes out of his way to mention and shit on zzz in every hoyo general, don't pay mind to him.

>>533653234
Skill
issuE

>>533653285
Bro. You can NOT just say that.

>>533652948
cus they are mostly little kids. genshit is full of sub14 kids and mentally stunted teenagers

Holy fvark did I just jumped in ZZZ

Which is better?

I wasnt planning on pulling for alice since I love piper... but... shes kinda fun...

Sneed love!

>>533653327
>You can probably get most characters.
Can you? It's 130-ish pulls on average for a character factoring in 50/50 and then another 90-100 for the engine, right? So that's 2 patches of saving for 1 character, or basically 1 year to be able to afford a full team, no?

>>533654097
bitch needs to put some shoes on

>>533653718
Roll for who you like
I have 4 limited characters and I'm pulling alice despite having maxed piper

>>533654097
Sneedkeks banished like thin air after the reveal

>2.2
Seed
Orphie
>2.3
Chinatsu
Komano
>2.4
Yutani
Rokudu
>2.5
Ye Shiyuan
Zhao
>2.6
Sarah
Billy Demon Mode
>2.7
Lucia
Big Titty Goat Thiren "demon"

>Yutani
>Rokudu

>wormano
>s rank
lole

Koleda has a red hot vice grip pussy with pube stubble

Grace's pussy has been utterly blown out by robot horsecocks and she has a huge unkempt bush

>>533653164
>>Yenless Yen Zero

>>533654731
Is this a reference I'm not getting, or just a pedo delusion?

>>533653692
Cutefufu

>>533654985
It's just facts

>>533653692
>>533655045
I want to kiss the Fufu

>parry with Sneed
>she shoves her feet and ass into your face
What a slut.

>>533654327
>Big Titty Goat Thiren "demon"
Make your choice.

NITTRO FUEL

Hi, /zzz/ ! Were you talking about me?

I FUCKING HATE SEED
I WOULDN'T EVEN MIND A ROOMBA GIRL CHARACTER, BUT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL THE ROBOT WITH IT
FUCKKKKK

I really like the scooter

>>533655547
kys tranimal poster

>>533655601
cope

>>533655191
meanwhile wuwa

>>533655553
Kill yourself

>>533655336
Yes, because you are super cute!

>>533655601
i can save her

waifuchad game

>>533655664
AND FUCK YOU TOO

>>533655191
wait the missile animation got changed??

>>533655547
>could have been a cool male robot
>could have been a cool female robot
>could have been a cute girl piloting a mech
>could have been a cute girl riding on a mech
>instead get a "quirky" girl on a scooter and the robot occasionally shows up
They didn't even give Seed Sr any unique visuals with the signature weapon. Why did they even bother including the robot?

>>533655553
What do you like about it?

>>533655553
Anyone who likes the scooter is the same kind of person who likes the Minions Movie.

>>533655795
I'm not! I'm super strong and brave!

>>533655849
I don't even know why I'm crying.

>>533655936
It scoots well

>>533655191
Man, this is fucking kino

>>533614347 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mscA4Yl9vps

Spending time with Alice would be like this

>>533655936
Her animations are really good with it

>>533656046
Scary tiger fufu!

>>533655547
it's crazy that they did it too. it's like they don't realize that the an high-effort action game can never match a mobile auto player in sales. they killed a cool and original character just to pump out another cutesy girl that is going to sell as mediocrally as all the others.

>>533656046
Fuck off tranny ERPfaggot

I don't like any of season 2's designs so far...

>>533655936
the scooter helped me decide to skip seed, so I like that about it

>>533656064
Whatever crisis comes our way, I'll fight through it to save you. Don’t worry, Belle. Even if you look different now, you’ll always be my little sister.

>>533655547
>>533655885
>>533656314
>>533656331

>>533655191
WHERE DOES THE FUCKING SCOOTER GO DURING THE ANIMATION
WHERE DOES IT COME FROM AFTER
I HATE THIS

Rare Hugo wipeout

>>533656314
I'm of the firm belief that since they're going to include male characters anyway, they should make males have the most varied and unusual designs. A punch-robot would have been cool - they could have just made Seed Sr a n A-Rank and given Seed Jr an S-Rank kit that involved more drones and lasers and shit.

>>533656375
>When Belle underwent her final awakening and became the Sunbringer, she temporarily lost her emotions and memories.

>Wise stood by her, encouraging and reassuring her, saying, “No matter what form you take, you’ll always be my little sister.”

>In the end, Wise sacrifices himself, and Belle finally regains her memories and emotions.

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE IDOLS ARE REAL THE IDOLS ARE REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SO EXCITED
IDOLS SOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>533656456
You can see her send it away and activate the same stealth camouflage that Seed Sr is in 95% of the time. You can then see it coming back once Seed Sr goes back into stealth.

>>533656434
Nice try, Rajesh, but feet are a pajeet-tier fetish.

>>533656672
hope you're still playing on 2.6 :)

Can seedkeks stop crying like women

>>533656672
I know, idolbro, me too.
I had dropped the game after Hugo but despite Mihoyo's valiant efforts to kill it with slow ass banners, there's still a ray of hope...

>>533656645

>>533656693
Pajeets are the biggest feet haters because the associate bare feet with poverty and filth rather than innocence and being care free desu.

>>533656558
yea, if they're unwilling to do as little as launch a character they already have pretty much ready I have zero hope for future designs. bunny fags are in for a rude awakening soon and I fear they're going to butcher super Billy too.

>>533656672
Infinitely more excited for the idol girls than
>physical Miyabi at home
>quirk chungus scooter girl
>moeblob with angry tail

>>533656734
cute

>117 Encrypted Master Tapes

I want Seed and Orphie but with what I have I can only choose one, right?

Why does Seed want other attackers?

>>533657147
so you roll for Orphie too

>>533656938
that's unusual, but congrats on being yourself I guess

>>533657049
>but with what I have I can only choose one, right?
Only if you win the 50/50
Otherwise you have enough for 0 character

>>533656841
Pajeets have no problem with poverty and filth because they live it every day. The kind of people who willingly and eagerly eat cowpies are all too ready to shove dirty feet in their mouths if it lets them touch a woman, typically against her will.

>>533656938
>moeblob with angry tail
She and the tail are one and the same, they literally have discussions in Orphie's head that nobody else hears, she's just insane

>>533657187
I actually like Orphie but she doesn't fit in any of my teams and OBOL as a faction has just lost all interest for me.

>>533656645
no..... wise san...

The absolute state of quirkyfags

>>533657183
Who's going to roll for 2 attackers and 2 engines for a team that works in maybe 1 fight where you don't get shut down by resistances

>>533657049
You'll probably have at least two hundred by the end of 2.3, but I'd recommend getting Orphie instead of Seed if you can only get one. Seed not only needs Orphie but also her sig and Astra Yao, whereas Orphie can work in multiple different teams without needing her sig.

>>533655336
cute cute CUTE!

>>533656645
Wise becomes that edgy-looking Joyous guy, he ain't dying.

What are the ideal substats for Alice?

>>533657147
The devs working on her mechanics don't like her, so they're trying to make Seed's kit as unappealing as possible while still being technically usable for end-game.

>>533657632
>Seed not only needs Orphie but also her sig and Astra Yao
proof? she isn't even out and her kit van change

>>533657496
idk it seems like quirk chungus enjoyers are doing fine while mechafags are sneething all the time. I'm both, but rather than cancelling out they double desu

>>533657804
because my INFLUENCER said so, they know everything and you can suck eggs

>>533657804
Her kit can change, yes, but her kit as of the current beta places her best team as Seed/Sig/Orphie/Astra and then the next best team is a significant drop in potential.

>literally any character is revealed, buffed, or talked about
>instant pedophile melty
I just don't know what could force someone to play a game they hate all for the sake of 3 ai-generated pink and green designs.

Random thanks to that anon who was talking about Auric Array a few threads ago. I didn't realize this move had an actually useful usecase until I was experimenting with Yi Xuan's moves earlier

>>533657563
nobody. they killed Seed for nothing

>Noooooo don't roll! she needs her sig!!!!
smell like pajeet /vmg/ here

seed and orpheus easy skip patch

>>533657765
Oh the usual physical anomaly build
AP > Atk% > crit value > PEN

>>533657863
I was actually referring to the mechafags

>>533658071
>Full invincibility for like 10 seconds
>wide AOE big damage
>Half a bar of Adrenaline recovered
It's a fundamental aspect of her kit that is easy to forget about due to having such a small indicator on the hud.

>>533656489
hows Hugo? Hardly ever see anyone talking about him

At least wuwa has 100% weapon banner...

skipping rapier bunny
skipping scooter girl
skipping dragon tail
pulling sword bunny
pulling spacesuit salary man
pulling cute and funny trio

>>533658409
that surely you can get easily, since is a new gacha currency..
lol

>>533657863
I just want her to have a better outfit. Doesn't look suited for fieldwork in the slightest.

I swear I don't know how people can pull multiple copies for only one character + weapon. Those people pay all the time? They only play with 1 character?

Who will win?

>>533658628
Some people prefer to invest deeply into one character rather than spending rolls widely on every character.

>>533658628
They simply get lucky and don't have to go to pity

>>533658793
or they pay for it

Just caught up with everything in the patch, glad I don't have to play this game anymore besides daily logins. Yuzuha is a good unit despite her story being trashy slop and the yuribait, and Belles swimsuit is sexy. Nothing else really good about it though, minigames are shitty, the story was utter slop, Alice feels bad to play and SNEED look like garbage. At least Orphie looks cute and cool, though I wish she was an on fielder so I would be able to actually play as her, but that's a fundamental problem with the gameplay right there. Overall just a bad patch.
Probably going to put it on the backburner until the loli idols come out, what a flop of a start to the new season though.

>>533658635
JIN KAZAMA

>>533658375
I like him as a straight upgrade to Ellen.
But then again I'm using him with Lycaon + Lighter which is his top tier meta team. It feels fun to switch between stunners to stun as fast as possible, then do retarded amounts of damage in a split second. Great for clearing all kinds of sub-bosses.
There's apparently some more complex ways to play him, I should get to studying it.

>>533658328
Random question, but Does Yixuan care about the stun window as much as traditional attackers? During SD, when I'm pressed for time, I just unload my ults and they seem to hit like a truck outside of the stun window regardless.

>>533658628
you're supposed to spend money for the signature ball and a few cinemas. how else are the devs supposed to keep the servers up?

>>533658963
I think it's really funny how both Seed and Orphie were designed around "two characters in a single agent," but one of them is significantly more controversial than the other.

>>533659023
She doesn't *not* care about stun windows, but only her hold attack which continually spends adrenaline points gets a specific benefit against stun.

>>533659048
>few cinemas
lul

>>533659175
Give me my hag back!

>>533659023
Yeah, she does. Sheer damage is still subject to the 200% stun damage multiplier. But outside of having two ultimates which she can both dump one after the other, she's not exactly a burst agent. She's on-field all the time, she doesn't come out just during the KO.

>>533659130
If they only had you play as the cool robot and just had her ride on the mechs shoulders when you do dates or something I don't think she would get as much hate

>>533659175
>>533659264
Never ever hagcucks

>>533659175
>>533659394
I still have a lot of confessing to do

M-Magus... https://litter.catbox.moe/t0ob00mxfk32p8ab.jpg

>>533659175
>>533659394
>this was shitcanned
>the child idols weren't

zhao possible support

>>533653662
I would probably use the HP disc.
It will scale better when we get HP boosting support.

>>533659449
I'm no longer asking. Release the hags

>>533659351
I wanted to date the cool robot. Should have just made Seed a hulking military combat droid operated by a cutesy female AI.

>>533659619
>We thought Damian was the support
>Turns out he's the main dps who gets an exclusive bunny onahole support
He just keeps winning...

>>533614347 (OP)
Kino trailer
I love her even more

>>533659973
I wanted Damian to be a minion character who threw hired goons at the enemy, like Lucy.

>>533659942
That's what I assumed SEED was going to be way back when we first heard about it, that's what everyone was talking about anyway and it made sense.

>>533614347 (OP)
So... Why does Alice wear the belt?

>>533660176
Probably a gift from her daddy or something

>>533653262
She's not a nun anymore. She's more of a Nilou dancer like character now.
Source? You will have to wait and see

>>533660176
She's autistic and can't express her emotions in a constructive way, so the belt does it for her.

>>533659619
Damian has a similar shape on his pin. Though they're stacked to make a star. This is my last cope at this point for her to be a DPS

why is Alice's breast so jiggly in her school uniform? does she not wear a bra??

>>533660176
Same reason teenage girls wear mood rings

>>533659709
Thanks bwo

>>533660176
It's like one of those asperges things where they press a button and it says canned phrases like "mad" "pizza" or "toilet"

I like Alice's default outfit more than the swimsuit. Am I turning homo or something?

>>533660407
Pole dancer? Let's go!

>>533655547
Yeah im really disappointed. Will still roll cause the only three moves that matter are the ex, charged basic and ult but damn. Skipping the w-engine now, i planned to get them for all robots but i guess they don't want me to pull.

>>533660656
No because all the costumes so far suck

>>533660656
No. You just enjoy JKs more I guess

>seed nerfed to shit
Is there even a point in pulling her now

>>533660656
No, I feel the same way.

>>533660656
Not at all. JK uniforms are much more conventionally attractive than those weird chinese swimsuits.

M6W5

>>533660725
Yes, if you've got money burning a hole in your pocket and want to get Seed, her sig, Orphie, and Astra so you can deal 80% of Miyabi's solo damage.

>>533659575
me on the left

>>533659175
>>533659394
>>533660683
You have to let it go bro, it's over, it's been over a while. Their faction doesn't exist anymore.
If you want more hags you'd have a better chance begging them to make Isolde playable

>>533652613
>lucia is size02 but with huge boobs, biggest from the cast
The source, sir?

>>533660886
You won't even M2W1 her.

>>533660725
yea, you pull her if you are a soulless foot fetishist with zero self respect and want tu support the destruction of the game's identity.

>>533660935
Isolde gets "refine me creator"d though.

>>533660994
lmao just reminded me of >>533658038 I guess it really was 100% accurate

>>533661017
kek, they really don't have to make her good because footfags really will M6 her regardless

>>533659619
Nah. And the bunny? A defender.

>>533652613
>>533652982
Genshin just did this with Varesa. However Varesa's current status as Breast Queen is scheduled to be revoked on 6.0 launch when Lauma launches. Dataminers have determined that Lauma's are larger than Varesa which are currently the largest.

So basically once the Medium females get a titqueen, the hag scale gets shifted upwards as well.

>>533658038
>>533661081

>>533661081
You can't call any reply to you a melty, Deepak. I just called your lie for what it was, it's sad to be this insincere about the character you're defending.

>>533661174
Explains the weird plastic dress and the segway making her easier to animate.

>>533660725
They hit her pretty hard, I assume this is the bottom though and she'll get adjusted up a bit.
If not pull the brick alarm.

>>533661081
Horsetroon is actually getting caught red-handed now

That's so fucking pathetic that it simply cannot be false at this point

>>533661174
There are multiple anons itt that have M6'd characters just because they're short and flat, it's not that shocking

MIHOYO, I WANT TO FUCK ROBOTS

LET ME CLANG

He's replying to himself again, does he think no one knows?

>>533660725
Is she even that bad? I just thought her broken engine got nerfed

>>533661719
A robot girl just released in Genshin

>>533661719
Qingyi is right there.

>>533661786
When is he ever not sperging out? Just filter his usual phrases already, nothing comes of acknowledging him.

>>533662005
Engine got nerfed and the scaling on her EX got cut in half or something, alongside some other nerfs. Probably going to end up another "acceptable but not meta" agent.

Lol, sorry orphie bros. You got cucked

>>533661786
>>533662089
Does anyone know what this schizo is talking to itself about?
Is this a common occurrence? I presume it's something entirely with its head.

lol wormschizo got deleted again

>>533661017
>the destruction of the game's identity.
the game launched with a feet pandering character though? this is moe re of a return to form than anything

I genuinely hate off field and you if you disagree.
I want to play as the characters I roll for.

>>533659619
Surely it's not Damian...?

M6W5

>>533662082
Qingyi is great and I love her, but she's not robotic enough. Billy is barely robotic enough.

Give me more like pic related, or the military's Pummeler and Guardian units, or the big industrial robots from Belobog.

>>533662362
the game launched with normies glazing Billy and talking about how his kino was wasted on a gacha game. since then it's only been generic waifus and husbandos you'd see in any other gacha.

>>533662704
rape

>>533662448
The cutest war crime.

>>533662204
Retarded design, all characters should be on field-able without mindscapes

>>533654120
>basically 1 year to be able to afford a full team
Isn't that pretty standard rate for a gacha?

>>533662625
I wish we got more characters like Anby and Billy and Ben and Corin.

>>533662204
I have literally zero limited S-rank agents above M0 and I ain't even a total f2p sucker. People who M6 agents, how much money do they pig out on the game? And on what exactly?

>>533662204
>Incredibly hot lady
>Off-fielder so you never see her
sad trend...

>>533662448
I SAID STOP POSTING
WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING

>>533662819
1200 to M6 one character

>>533662204
That's not the case? Most of Orphie's moves are considered aftershocks, so she still buff herself?

look at this dood

>>533662819
A surprising number of people will casually throws hundreds of even thousands of dollars at the game.

Spending fifty dollars a month doesn't even put you in the top fifty percent.

>>533662704
>that hip-tilt
>that nicely firm but curving belly
Lycaon is so lucky...

does anybody here still use harumasa? Is the shadow harmony set a significant plus over the default shock set, im trying to use him again (cause hes fun) but i feel like his damage is quite lacking nowdays

>>533662940
>polkadot dress shirt with bowtie
That niggas gay

>>533662925
m6 makes completing a basic combo and pressing EX on field worthwhile by buffing them with heat gain. the fire res down is whatever, it works no matter what, but it isn't what he's talking about

>>533662849
bird sex

All the women in new Eridu are so freaking tall! Belle/Wise (average asian heights) look like midgets compared to over half the agents... I love it.

>>533663091
who?

>>533663091
Shadow harmony and 2 pc Branch

>>533663025
>Spending fifty dollars a month doesn't even put you in the top fifty percent.
That's retarded, I spend $15 a month and I already feel like I'm getting ripped off
What do whales see in these games?

I got Alice's discs hot and ready

>>533663251

>>533663091
Yeah if you can manual chain cancel, so you need do some dash attacks before triggering the first chain so you get a little bit of harmony stacks and brimstone before ulting.

>>533663251
>mfw sick of playing manless because all asians are 5'4 irl
can't relate, I want a gigachad MC above 6 feet for once. Or even just a gigastacy

>>533663343
Tits, ass, and maybe highscores (let's be real. They don't play)

Genshin got a new loli i hope we get one too

>>533663343
Don't ask me. I don't understand throwing so much money at a game you spend less than ten hours a month playing, but then I'm probably not their target market.

I did understand it more in Genshin, at least, because the average play session in that game was much higher due to the open world aspect.

>>533663343
It's a spending addiction, not even a gambling addiction because they don't care about the roll, they'll just shell out any amount until they get them

>>533663343
fomo

>>533663564
You're getting confirmed three, retard.

>>533663574
they could at least spend on something that won't just vanish as soon as the game goes EoS

Despite all the doomposting I'm here that Alice + Jane is actually cracked? is this real or just a meme team?

>>533663564
We're literally getting three lolis in 2.5 or whenever the idols come out.

>>533663564
We're getting 3

>>533663343
Big numbers are fun, having a "complete" character, everyone has their reasons none of which make financial sense obviously. I'll just say as someone who skips a ton of banners I get more enjoyment out of an M2W1 than a bunch of trash M0W0. Only need three teams anyway.

>>533663738
Jane can make Alice crit

Alice just found out you're not pulling her

>>533663753
>>533663564
>>533663687
>>533663740
There's no potato in ZZZ

>>533663867
Sorry Alice, but I need to save for the other bunny. Don't feel bad, I'm skipping Seed and Orphie as well.

>>533663781
I agree that M0W0 agents aren't much fun but that's just making me consider quitting the game because there's no way I'll be able to build teams at a reasonable rate even just going for M0W1.

gomen alice-chan... my rat does the same thing you do but is sexier

>>533663738
it pops off more at m2 jane, and against Miasma Beast who's designed to lose to alice. you can decide if that counts as a meme or not.

>>533663867
She is in the same crack as Hugo. Cool and likable character, but made obsolete by two characters already in the game.

Why the fuck is it so hard to funny good bunny mods for most agents.

>>533663867
I'm pulling one copy to collect her and then not building her or ever playing her because I didn't like how she felt as a story trial

>>533663740
>>533663753
3? Awesome

>>533664002
But Alice and Jane work great together, anon. They're pulling big damage, especially with Yuzuha.

>>533663738
https://www.reddit.com/r/ZZZ_Discussion/comments/1mezftf/discussion_on_m2w1_monophys_and_its_potential/

>The power level of the 12 cost version first came to light in a 54s run against Miasmic Fiend a day ago, beating out M6W5 Miyabi teams.

>For those with no context on what that means, the team clears Shiyu 7th floor in 14 seconds. This makes the team 2x stronger than Miyabi and Yixuan at the same investment levels and 3x stronger than other teams.

Alice or Nagi?

>>533663343
People with well-paying jobs but an absence of any kind of purpose to their lives need an outlet for their money to feel like their work actually accomplishes anything
Being able to convert their IRL work into M6R5 waifus gives their effort some kind of meaning

>>533664225
>the team clears Shiyu 7th floor in 14 seconds
Jesus Christ. You're barely even playing the game at that point.

>>533663867
Princess moneybags could comp me the gem cost if she really wants me to pull her hair.

Meebs took the fucking house so I'm broke.

>>533664294
Hugo

Get umbrella'd.

>>533663140
Yes, and? Most of her attack still get buffed by the 20% defense ignore and dmg boost, yes?

>>533664161
alright have Vivian and burnice for sub dos for anomaly. I won't roll any more anomaly until something convinces me to move on from ratita

>>533664225
>12 cost
And this is relevant to whom exactly

>>533664294
depends on your other anomalies

>>533664469
you can get m6 and then refuse to play her on-field if that's what you're asking. nobody is stopping you

>>533664487
All the whales funding this game for me since I refuse to spend money.

>>533664406
making the endgame revolve around speedrunning times was the biggest mistake they ever made, it lead directly to the off-fieldslop and HP bloat meltdowns we're currently seeing. To say nothing about the type of player that actually enjoys the speedrunning shit.

>and just like that piper is gone

>>533664487
Some players are worried that it might accelerate powercreep

>>533664707
she looks easy to have sex with

>>533664161
already have Jane, Yanagi and Burnice. Alice is just a slight numbercreep, she does absolutely nothing new or novel, she's a complete skip for anyone who doesn't whale for every character anyway.

Confession time
I still use and enjoy using piper

>Had zero interest in seed
>She gets revealed as a cute girl and an attacker
>Decide to roll for seed and get excited because finally an attacker character I actually fucking like
>She gets demoted to just a generic support after the first beta

I should just stop getting excited over things
I swear hoyoverse is curing my gacha addiction with how their games keep punishing me and cursing every character I like to always be a support

>>533664742
it hurts bros

>>533664707
FUAAAARRK I WANNA PUT MY FACE IN THIS SMALL ACCURATE GENTLY ASS SO FUCKING HARD AAAAAAAAAA

>>533664742
paipa....

>>533664742
Who wrote this lmao?

>>533664742
>>533664880
>>533664908
Sex with bizarrely small hags

>>533664707
Phaethon is so lucky...

>>533664884
First they killed his concept.
Then they killed her aesthetic.
Now they're killing her mechanics.

m0w1 Yuzuha - m2w1 Alice - m2w1 Jane

>Miasmic Fiend kill (54s)
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Z38yzmEqf/
m0w1 Alice version
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1X586zFEQ3/

>Pompey kill (~83s w/ shill buffs)
Butcher kill (~77s w/o shill buffs)
Typhon kill (~71s w/o shill buffs)
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV11D8UzqEwx/

>>533664964

>>533664957
ChatGPT I guess, like most of the internet gaming slop nowadays

>>533664742

> ENTER
Did someone say the Alice banner is almost here?

>>533665171
What if... after I get a character of specific element+role combination, I'll stop rolling for new agents of the same role, and just roll for mindscapes on her reruns?

>>533664742
Should I not have pulled Yuzuha? Everyone kept saying to go for her and that she's a must pull but I haven't really been getting much use out of her...

>>533665560
she is god with anomaly characters thats her strenght, outside that if you dont have any good anomaly character then forget about it.

>>533665560
Anon?

>>533665010
>Ching chong YouTube
no thanks

>>533665560
cute retard

Buffs doko?

>>533665560
> Miyabi
> Yanagi
> Jane
> Alice
> Piper
> Burnice
> Vivian

Bro, your anomaly units?

>>533665765
She gets the most value for anomaly, but people have been putting together cope builds that actually hold up nicely

Ellen Joe.

What do you think of her?

>>533665560
She's an off field anon, you slot her into the team and press one button with her occasionally and play as someone else
Also she makes miyabi even more cracked than she already was

>>533665765
Nope, no good anomaly characters but people kept saying to get her anyway since I'd end up getting anomaly characters down the line for her to support
But now it looks like after 2.1 anomaly is just going to get shelved for a while in favor of other archetypes...

>>533665938
I need her to be stronger.

>>533663846
>>533664061
>>533664225
I'm curious what the value in this team would be if my Jane is only M0? since M2 is the broken factor here. By the time another Jane rerun happens the games anomaly meta may shift entirely

>>533662810
>Anby and Billy and Ben and Corin.
Alice, Manato, Panda and Orpheus are basically the same

>>533665938
I think it's a shame she is stuck in a game like this.

>BROOOOO PLAY ZZZ WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER GACHA GAMES AND DONT HAVE STINKY POWERCREEP LIKE HSR
>Alice is literally 15% stronger than Jane and does everything than Jane does but better
>There isn't even a year between their releases

Is powercreep fine when my favorite gacha game does it?

>>533665836
Love good chinese.

still sad they made pan yinhu a joke character with a useless kit

>>533665891
Unfortunately I own none of those, I started in 2.0 and got Yixuan/Astra/Fufu

>>533665938
We hate Ellen Joe here.

>>533665989
Even if you don't have good anomaly characters atm Yuzuha still offers team wide attack increase and dmg increase

>>533666162
No one is pulling for alice bro, you're going to need a different bait

>>533666135
>Anby, Billy, Ben, Corin
>Alice, Manato, Panda, Orpheus
I can only choose to believe you're joking, anon.

Stop misinformation

Is he still worth building for eletric weak enemies?

>>533666184
Here you go. Even jump cut it to the point where he talks about non anomaly teams for you: https://youtu.be/frayLCpPv-E?t=1538

>>533666061
If your Jane is only M0 then she's only on par with or slightly worse than other supports like Vivian, Yanagi, or Nicole

>>533662204
I never understood why people refusr to accept that characters have specific roles and not everyone will be an onfield dps. Seeing the character onfield more doesnt make them better or even more fun to play. This is literally the best case scenario for Orphie, she does great damage while having great flexibility and adds another "support" archetype to the game. Its the same shit with Manato, people will complain that there are no 4 stars and yet they mald when their favorite is a 4 star

>>533665938
I think that maybe she wouldn't be so tired if she didn't have to deal with both school and a job.

>>533665938
Sex with consenting of-age legally adult high school girls with shark anatomy and pounds of pounds of eggs to lay on my dick

>if you have two other characters at m2 the third m2 character makes the team really strong

average pulls for 1x m2 is around 300 pulls, so 900 pulls in total or 144K currency, and this is without signature. one $100 top-up gives you 8080 currency/50 pulls

>>533666374
https://youtu.be/gJXhXY9Ud-M

wisewpags are so embarrassing and icky

>>533666380
>>533666184

For more cope: https://youtu.be/RLqy4X7zaaY

>>533665938
still the best design to date. I'm glad they made her good again.

>>533666618
Just get lucky lol

sex with magus while orphie watches
sex with seed sr while seed jr watches

>>533666606
careful, anon
you are entering dangerous territory here

>>533666153
Is she gonna pull a Banjo from Diddy Kong Racing? Has a gacha character EVER spun off from its series?

>You HAVE to NEED to MUST to----

Shut the fuck up. Stop embarrasing you're self.

what's pagging my paggas

finally built my yuzu somewhat, how to arrange this bitch in a jane burnice team?
is it jane > yuzu > burnice? But then Yuzu's swap thing would go to burnice or am i wrong

>>533666961
>you're
Opinion disregarded.

>>533666961
you NEED Qiuyuan

>>533667023
Yuzu buffs everyone order dont matter

>char is good again because ASTRA made them good

lol

>>533666162
Yes, powercreep happens so new players could catch up and do stupid endgame after 3 months, if not then they either quit and we are left with sunk cost spenders

Bunny cunny!

>>533666961
>you're self.

>>533667023
>>533667087
i mean the press space quickswap after using yuzu's EX would go to burnice in that case no? also how do you play this bitch in jane teams even

you bring her out to do EX whenever her gems bellow her hp bar are missing?

>>533667092
>character can not be considered good because it uses supports like every other character
post your solo Miyabi clear

>>533667109
Couldn't they just make every S-Rank approximately as good as every other but with different playstyles, keep the endgame enemies at approximately static HP and Damage levels, and let new players catch up by rolling on whatever they want?

New mimonel kino just dropped

>>533663959
Maybe the bunny will have the toddler model, who knows

>>533667215
This image utterly fails at portraying my rabbit wife with an appropriate level of smugness for her character.

>>533666529
>You want to main the character you like
>You can't
>You have to spend a fortune or else get fuck
Why is it hard for you to understand, our early supports could play dps just as fine at little to no investment

>>533666968
quiet, pagger

>>533666162
>15 percent stronger

thats barely a powercreep, powercreep needs to leave other units unusable, do u want to know what really powercreep is? play FEH

>>533667364
she's probably gonna use Cairn's model

>>533667364
ENTER

>>533666698
Damn. I was considering running Qingyi-Rina-Haru, wonder if that would work as well

wisebros, this quest is kinda humiliating...

>>533666374
If you have no other option besides Anton, then yeah. Sanby should still be better assuming you're playing at a casual level. Yanagi is gonna be the most comfy to play and best performing.

>>533667482
>our early supports could play dps just as fine at little to no investment
Lmao DPS Lucy, Nicole, Ben were only ever even usable as a requirement for launch to teach players new mechanics. Orpheus will literally perform better as a dps than those characters ever did both on and off field. Orpheus literally got the best of both worlds where shes intended to be played off field but you can meme her onfield just like burnice

>>533667023
Yes you want Burnice to have the extra anomaly build up buff since she's off field and Jane will be on field

>>533667965
I still play DPS Ben but I'm also accepting of the fact I won't reliably hit 3* against DA bosses.

WHICH BANGBOO FOR TEAM 2?? i only have one snap... maybe sharkboo?

Kek a random npc gave me this

>>533667272
>all squad members receive the Tanuki Wish effect
Just use her Ex to extend her 40s buff and sugar points(gem) is for aftershock attacks

>>533667725
such is life sometimes
at least our boy is natty, unlike shadow the hedgehog over there on the right

>that will be $20 + tip
fuck bong cuisine, disgusting food

Mocktails

>>533668284
Yeah, he congratulates you instead of you already caught one yourself since he came in second place and you came in first.

>>533668297
how come some people said yuzu is more activate on field
you basically only bring her out to EX attack? or do they mean more activate with her aftershocks n shit appearing while ur on ur other char

Fucking hell, I won't be able to get Yuzuha.

Sometimes I wonder what sex feels like...

>>533668512
i usually would tell you to swipe but this game (and company) doesnt really deserve any money anymore

>>533668254
Giving the Jane/Yuzuha/Burnice team the Missme bangboo for the extra energy regen is a massive QoL difference, since Burnice energy is my biggest issue

>>533668590
It's really not that great. Have sex a few times you realize it's just overblown because we have dumb monkey brains susceptible to both advertising and base instinct.

>>533668350
wise is a natural bitch midget you mean

>>533668830
the what bangboo?

>>533668590
Buy a good dildo and you'll know sort of what it feels like. Will cost around 100 dollars or more, but it's worth it.

>>533668368
>bong
>(cuisine)
we had to leave that shithole as soon as we could to get something decent to eat.
>no ice in drinks either
savages, and they call us americans the inbred ones

>>533667718
Nicole is a bit better in most teams. 40% DEF shred plus a crit buff at M6 vs. Rina's 30% PEN.
The math changes a bit if you're running a PEN% disc on your Harumasa, it becomes more powerful the more you stack it.

>>533668420
>some people said
I have no idea who you're talking about, but she’s off field. You can see her attacking all the time with Aftershock. If you wanna play her on field, you can do that in Hollow Zero with her buffs or by getting her Mindscapes

>>533668368
isn't Yum just re-branded American fast food? How do you fuck up fried chicken / burgers ??

>>533668920
Miss Esme, the new bangboo

>>533668590
it's not the sex its the intimacy, skin on skin makes your lizard part of the brain release the good chemicals at a much stronger dose than just busting

>>533668512
You know what to do

>>533669316
Is it that useful? Dont you have to pick up the buff?

>>533669046
Yes but Rina will help wih triggering shock

>>533664061
>Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!

>>533668989
>Girls can buy one dildo and be good forever, run it under the sink, it's fine, whatever
>boys need a 300 dollar fleshlight that'll last 6 months if you carefully baby it with oils and powders
It's just not fair...

I'm still not sure what Yuzuha's aftershock does exactly. They gave her a whole candy point system but 8 seconds is a long cooldown for just 1 off field attack?

okay, the results are in
based on the 6 characters chosen for display by the /zzz/ anons, here's the finding:
>JP are fans of their faction, sector 6, with the exception of soukaku, which EU loves instead
>JP are the biggest astra-evelyn fans
>JP are the biggest cunning hares fans

>EU are fans of the american faction, sons of calydon
>as well as chinki... and fufu... and corin... so basically the cunnies
>EU are also the biggest fans of male characters such as panda, lighter and knottler
>EU are also the biggest meta slaves, with shifu and yuzuha

>NA are fans of the russian faction, belobog industries
>as well as jane, trigger, vivian and rina, so basically the hags
>NA are also the biggest fans of the shining golden kot

>>533670069
Bro your DIY fleshlight made out of a chips can?

>>533670069
guys don't need sex toys, just use ur hands fool

>Waiting for Evelyn rerun
Let's say I will never ever roll for Lighter, is Trigger better than Nicole in an Astra team? Any other better choice that isn't Lighter?

>Her W-Engine gives her ass sparkles
W-Engine effects have been power scaled so hard since Ellens (can almost hardly see it) red hair highlights.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMc
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMc
How do we respond without sounding mad?

>>533670101
she pulls mobs in, which is great for SD
she also builds up anomaly based on whoever is on field (without contributing to the anomaly / disorder damage calculation)

>>533662783
ROR

>>533669831
the buff will eventually auto pick up if you don't yourself. You do need multiple copies of the Bangboo for it to really stack up but I never had an energy problem since. Plus people say she's goated for the high challenge towers

>>533670069
if you're using oil instead of water based gel, you probably fucked up from step 1. the toys are usually silicon, if the lube is silicon too then it will dissolve the toy

>>533670327
>Now show me their in-game models and how they ((((play)))
easy

>>533670069
You do realize guys can use dildos too right? Just practice oral or anal with it.

>>533670190
Wtf I love EU now

>>533668512

>>533666529
That's not the issue, the whole point was that Orphie had a kit that allowed her to perform both on-field and off-field. This change locks her to off-field hell because she won't be able to gain flame for her specials anymore unless she's off-field. Quite literaly putting her options behind a paywall.

>>533670307
I would imagine it would be easy for them to give past characters a visual buff for their engine

>>533670190
everybody already knew SoC were super popular except for SEAjeets and chinks who had bad taste.

>>533670658
Contrary to popular belief, I can't really get off to things in my butt. Or maybe I'm just doing it wrong.

>>533670267
i don't play evelyn
but any off-field stunner should be good, so trigger and fufu
astra+nicole is a great setup from what i hear, though in practice it's not as strong as another S rank imho
i also hear that astra+evelyn does want a stunner, so even koleda and lycoan should be fine

>>533668851
you have low t. and are making excuses for your failed sex life

easist S I've had so far and my yuzu has like 100 AP, only 3k atk which was very ez to get

my rat is saved
its rly fun to play that team too

As a male, why would you ever stick something in your butt? Are you gay?

I will never understand why some people can't swim

>>533670267
Use Nicole, she is pretty good with Eve+Astra.

I will roll Orphie and I will play her on-field.

>>533670725
nta but what was changed? her mindscape? I planned on using Orphie on field more often even at M0 anyway

>>533670929
Sex is the most valued by people who aren't having it, anon.

I prefer yuzu's stock outfit to the swimsuit one I said it, frilly dresses can't be beat

>>533671074
you will get a 2 minute clear on her shill patch

>>533671021
Komano Manato isn't a person

>>533671225
Yuzuha's concept art outfit with the hat and leather jacket is better.

>>533670725
And thats the intention, are you going to complain now that Astra cant dps without M6?

>>533671225
They really fucked her up

>>533670994
the bit of your body that makes seminal fluid and ejects the semen from your body through muscle contractions is physically right next to your anus, and through physical stimulation you can basically force yourself to orgasm. It's similar in nature to the way that vibrations can make woman orgasm without actually doing anything that would result in making a child.

>>533670994
God gave most men an orgasm-on-demand button located about two inches inside their asshole.

>>533671460
>>533671625
Sounds pretty fucking gay tbqh

>>533671460
God has a sick sense of humor putting the male gspot there

>>533671728
Yes, and the 2 inches part is particularly helpful when dealing with micro-dick hyper-feminine femboys like Venti!

>>533671728
Might be,but about half the anons in this general probably tried to suck themselves off at one point in their lives so you're not exactly in the straightest of straight-laced places.

I will roll Seed and put Orphie in the cuck chair, as Hoyo intended they be played.

I will skip Seed and Orphie, as Hoyo intended.

I will skip Zhao and Damian as Hoyo intended

>>533671625
is really only 2 inches deep? Pegging made it seem like you had to go full dildo deep

m6w5 orph like dawei intended

>>533668512
Yawn. Let's go through the checklist once more.
Have you done Shiyu Defense and Deadly Assault?
Have you done Hollow Zero and gotten all the level rewards?
Have you done Hollow Zero's Lost Void sections like Crush, Battlefront Purge and others for their Poly rewards?
Have you done all Hollow Zero Withered Domain parts and gotten all rewards?
Have you done hard modes in the HDD for poly rewards?
Have you found all the chests in the old TV modes and missions in the HDD? Use auto fairy to get them.
Have you done both Battle Towers to at least level 15?
Have you completed your proxy training manual including the proxy legend in primer and the cooperation exercise in tactics?
Are you inviting and doing agent dates to get poly rewards?
Have you done all the agent story missions?
Have you done your daily log in rewards on the hoyolab website? First time logins get poly rewards.

Nooo Bunnywife please don't jerk my cock with your big soft paws noooooo have mercy

very straight general

When are you guys getting a femboy that uses the medium female skeleton anyway?

Imagine gripping her tiny body, running your hands through her downy fur before thrusting away into her shallow buncun. Her tiny gasps silenced by your tender kisses. Sweat and love juices stick between her thighs with each assault of your member. Reaching her peak, she brings you in close, digging her claws into your back as she lets the waves of pleasure wash over her before drifting off to sleep in the afterglow.

>>533671883
why would sucking your own dick be considered gay but giving yourself a handjob isn't?

>pedoslop image
>imagine gripping
[-]

>>533670765
>Asia region as a whole
>when it's something positive: attibute it to JP
>when it's omthing that hurts muh feelings: blame it on CN and SEA
Weeab00s are brain damaged.

Shota hunters at large near you.

>>533672757
jerking off (usually) doesn't entail swallowing your own cum

>>533672558
Venti is not a human. It can turn into whatever it wants to be.

jufufu feels clunky

>>533673158
and yet all this time he has stayed literally perfect...

>>533672558
I used to ritualpost venti

>>533672558
Why was this allowed?
/v/ kpt telling m China was based, but then this gay shit happens.

>>533672418
Further to this people forget that doing quality time invites outside of texting agents, you can get poly's for triggering dialogue by walking around.

>>533672921
mutts avoiding responsibility and blaming others for their cancerous behavior isn't new though

>>533672921
>Porter: Cringe
>Porter: Japan: Based

>>533672418
wait what, didn't know that was a thing

>>533659023
Yixian cares about the stun window a lot. She wants to be on-field a lot, but the purpose of being on-field is not on-field damage. It's to build up her two ultimates and adrenaline (for hold basic attack) in preparation for that stun window.

im barely about to finish Vivs story.
Do I still have time to finish the Yuzuha story?? I wanna do the events after.

>>533673793
daily login rewards on the website specifically

>>533673967
Yeah. It's not much but it's something.

Cute AND canon girlfriends.

>>533674286
I heard they did yuri better than astralyn, is that true?

>>533674408
No

I did it

>>533674408
Nah, I don't even like yuri, but Alice and Yuzuha seem more like close friends or long lost sisters. There's no sexual tension at all. Astra and Evelyn there is clearly something there and Evelyn clearly eats out Astra and wants to have hot steamy wild sex with her, it's incredibly obvious.

>>533674408
Yes since no Wisefag is there ro ruin it

>>533674408
they have the most intimate "pairing" moments in their cutscenes out of everyone in the game. Objectively

Yi Xuan is the perfect wife

>>533674408
Yes because it's a bi polyamorous relationship with belle and wise

>>533674408
Yes, only insecure retards argue against it

>>533672921
yes the world isn't fair, it's called brand value. cn and sea have no one but themselves to blame

>>533674408
Being "better" is subjective but they had their moments

>>533672954
Yeah what was up with that shota island?

>>533674676
>Astra, Yuzuha, Miyabi and Shifu
please tell me you're playing on your phone

>>533675051
Cute

>>533674862
>out of everyone in the game.
Not really.

>>533675075
i play on pc with a ps5 controller

if you hate non hetero or non human content ZZZ simply not the game for you, and you should probably have moved on long ago.

>>533674773
You only say that because Astra and Eve are more sexually attractive

Seth sig, Pan Yinhu sig or just some cope DMG engine on DPS Seth?

let's calculate which dog is worth you daily checkup

>newsstand
you get poly guaranteed on days 3,8,15,20 and 27 out of 30 (with different jackpots)
>Fairy (duck AI) says that's an expected return of 142.04 poly over those 5 days
for the other 25 days you have a 6% chance to get 10 poly
>Fairy (duck AI) says that's an expected return of 15 poly in those 25 days
thus your expected poly count from the newsstand in 30 days is 157.04

>divination
the divination payout is unclear to me, but assuming that
3 drop 60
4 drop 20
4 drop 10
19 drop 0
>Fairy (duck AI) says that's an expected return of 10 poly a day
so 300 poly expected in those 30 days, as well as a more consistent payout

i have heard that you can start scratching the newsstand, and if there's no poly (dog faces / golden poo), to go shake the turtle instead. but i don't know if it'll get patched out, or if it advances the day count on the newsstand.
my guess is you could probably only get the 6% 10 poly that way, but not advance the jackpot timer since you didn't actually scratch it all the way through.
if my divination calculation is right, then that 10 a day isn't even worth bothering with, as that's the divination average anyway

>>533653319
>experimenting with unorthodox character designs
girls and women who, even then, still look boring compared to more bold designs in non-hoyo games
>embracing aspects of Western culture,
such as delegating 2.0 to chinawankery
>The gameplay itself is strictly superior to Genshin/HSR/WuWa
it's superior but it's still shit, you can have a monkey learn how to play it once you teach it to press the adequate button when it's time to parry

All in all, the game's shit, everyone else knows it and that's why the game is always the brunt of the joke

@horse
Your autistic little war against the straights will always end in failure.
Just like it has for the past month.
And the 7 months before that.

>>533675192
MC's don't count

>>533675323
>DpS Seth
Only the top 0.1% can play

>>533675240
literally kill yourself subhuman raiding faggot

Uh oh another wisewimp melty

>>533672921
no-where in my post did I mention JP
you are mind broken

>>533675485
You are not familiar with my game. Just answer the question.

>>533675407
those wonderful days, they feel so far away...

>>533675520
>this is a skip"chad" who has no idea how yuricoded this patch was
play the game before responding next time

>>533675192
cute and canon <33

>>533674973
Your brand and deceit is worthless when I see right through you though.
How about I just blame you instead of CN and SEA?

>>533675235
based gaming grandpa

>>533675592
https://youtu.be/iMQKsSsvnCg

>>533675695
kill yourself fag

>>533675749
i use f2p engines

>>533675553
The guy you quoted was talking about Asia as JP.
>you are mind broken
You just lack too much awareness to follow the conversation.

Jane >>> Alice in my heart. Nothing can change my mind.

>>533675729
Astra is the canon wife?

>>533675786
thanks
>miyabi engine
I guess I'll use Hugo's then

>>533670327
It's just incoherent anime slop. I unironically hope that ZZZ devs become lazy enough to pass that as content.

>>533675991
It's better than zzz's story, by a mile.

how long is this summer event anyway

>>533675935
2,1 2,3 2,5 2,7 will all be skip patches most likely.

How the fuck do I still not have m6 Nicole

>>533675809
you also have shit relics or play very poorly. f2p engines aren't enough excuse for that low of a score with those units.

>>533676146
way too long for how little there is to do in it

>>533675809
NTA but the only sig I have is Eve's. All the limited agents have no mindscapes. I'm still able to clear so imagine it must be gameplay or you have really bad disk

just remember they marketed their hebe and they shit on zzz for 2 weeks just for her to flop

Vivian won

>>533676146
Four more weeks of this scene being the funniest moment in the entire event.

>>533676652
true

>>533675918
ok retard cope louder next time for everybody else to hear

Is Alice not worth it if I have Jane? (f2p btw)

>>533655202
The time is ripe.

>>533676150
Wait, what's the projection for 2.3,2.5, and 2.7? The idols and more?

>>533675407
Hmm I wonder who could hate loli and yuri. Hmmm.

I just realized there are no children in this game
WE ARE FREE FROM LOLIDEGENFAGS

>>533676742
Easy skip, save up for agents who are better or Voidhunter mindscape.

>>533676652
Hollow Nuke, nano desu.

>>533676527
>more limited engines
>more limited characters
Ok...

>>533676708
Wise has been so emasculated this patch in every possible way. I'm glad I'm not a mentally ill self inserter or I wouldn't be able to stand it.

>>533672921
>Culture known for making more civilized stock of individuals who contribute more to the planet is seen as more reputable than JEETS and Ching Chongs who are peasant tier bug-men with no manners and live in destitute shitholes and lie/steal as a culture
WOW!
Somebody call the press what a relevation

>>533676742
No. Alice is a better Jane but she's not to Jane like Miyabi is to Ellen for instance.
Only roll if you really like her and are willing to bench your Jane for a 10 to 20 percent increase in damage/times.

>>533676652
Won what?

>>533676786
>2.3, 2.7?
Likely homo shit.
>2.5
Likely more tr/u/nie shit.

>The idols
2,6 if we're lucky.
2,5 if we're unlucky.

>>533676931
That’s because Zzz devs can’t decide what they even want the game to be.

>>533677027
Best, most cutest, most for (You) girl award.

>>533676708
Still doesn't make sense why this wasn't his intro scene. Like they already know him at that point too. Kinda retarded

>>533655202
Ganyu has the most lewds/fanart of any hoyo character by a fair margin so it's surprising that they haven't gone for it so far.

>>533676708
>Daily humiliation ritual of life being Wise sized irl continues into the games they play
I'd rope personally and pray to reroll with better genetics

>>533676652
My heart

>>533676652
Best girl

>>533677316
I physically cringed at this scene.

The sunset scene in the city was nice though.

I look like this.

>>533677316
cuuuuuute

>>533677316
sex

>>533677316
Imagine having someone that love you like Vivian...

>>533677316
>It's exactly the same
Astra lost this round

Wise

>>533676985
You definitely have brain damage.

>>533677424
nah this scene was cute.
her "death" scene was the real cringer i think.

>>533677453
miyapag needs an outfit so badly
the stupid fucking DARKNESS under her skirt pisses me off

>>533677615
Whose pov is this?

>>533653164
I just started the PvP TFT bangboo yesterday!!!! So my score isn't high right now!!!!

>>533676867
what...?

>>533677316
>fairy just dipping out
kek

>>533677135
is there a reason for that? she's cute but the number 1 from any game? crazy

>>533677724
how did they get away with showing shifu's bare asscheeks like this?

kek I sent horsetranny to /wuwa/ again lmao

>>533677453
Flat

>>533677940
fat juicy tits and ass i guess
mona has the ass too but lack the tits
also she was the strongest dps for a long time

>>533677749
Belle

>>533677940
first limited "waifu" in genshin, extremely f2p friendly, broke the meta, very cute.

>>533676912
What are you talking about? Its only a 1 limited agent and on w-engine difference. You can reach 20k with Eve on Pompey w/o engine and my trigger is barely more functional than my Pulchra (literally only a 1k performance diff) because I can't be asked to optimize her until I get her engine.

You honestly would do better putting lucy / Cesar with Yixuan and giving Eve Astra + Koleda. If you have pulchra or panda, give that to Yixuan instead

>>533677316
Bi queen

>finally got around to doing the summer stuff
>expecting super mega gay yuri
>there's like one or two light bait scenes
You fuckers lied

>>533677940
I can only hazard a guess at a variety of reasons
>1.0 character so she's in the oldest stock and has had the most time
>visible nipple bulges in officially released artwork
>of legal age, as she is over 3000 years old
>also perfectly young looking since she's immortal
>virgin, character trailer claims she has no friends and feels incredibly lonely all the time
>the usual For (You) pandering, while also having two incredibly sexy family members
>chubby chaser baiting

I think they should lean in harder to the Wise/Belle incest angle

>>533678135
I love my nerds....

>>533678321
This is a butthurt wisewimp falseflag

>>533677316

>>533678008
Why is Yunkui summit so soulfull?

>>533678320
its a good thing that its already a meme in the asia sphere that Belle isnt interested in Vivian

>>533678352
You didn't play during 1.X

>>533678321
>the climax of both arcs is two girls professing their affection for each other and making a promise to always be together
>i-its just some light bait
Why YOU lyin?

>>533677316
Have sex for once

>>533678523
>knock off miyabi
>knock off ben
>knock off soukaku
>knock off harumasa
>>>soulful

>>533678546
Guilty, although I did acquire goat SEX during the recent chronicle.

>>533678535
Hoyo Female Leads in general tend to have more varied fan content beyond just selfinsert wish fulfilment.

>>533678584

>>533677624
stay mad subhuman no amount of propaganda can undo your own nature kekaroo

I need Yanagi to churn butter in my ass.

I found this old pic of Seth pissing on a wall in my Downloads.
I think this is because there was a lot of references to Seth pissing during his patch.

Yuzu!

What do you think of her?

>>533678735
projecting.

>>533678876
what did he mean by this

>>533678523
>one brick with huge tits shilled a new mechanic to sell to whales and top-up resets
>3 mascots
>soul when it's clear even the devs didn't want to do chinkwank
1/10 bait try harder

>>533678924
lesbian queen

>>533678584
Yes, it was light. You faggots act like it was a marriage proposal.

>>533678924
Boobs too big

>>533677135
>another anxious squeaker but with horns
Fuck no. Give some personality to it.

>>533678787
are Night Fiend Messenger and Strawberry Parfait just Manato and Alice's usernames, or future Nutshack agents?

>>533679042
fuck you, that is a personality that is adorable and we need more.

>>533679042
Which synagogue is that?

>>533679015
> Yi Xuan
> A brick
Man, your bait is even worse than his

>>533679074
check the interknot

>>533679334
her personality is a brick dumb metafrog
kys

>>533678924
pretty good emulator before it was shut down.

>>533675978
There is no canon wife, only ship tease.

but I love Shifu though

>>533675978
Astra is a Kpop star
i.e. Whore

>>533679491
is this posture achievable natty?

>>533679451
Then say that you retard. Brick implies she won't be doing shit on your account like Cesar

>>533679042
>squeaker
What

>>533674182
This canonically happened btw (unironically)

>>533679756
He means someone like Corin or Huohuo, Ganyu isn't a squeaker she's just an autist.

>>533679491
Notice that creature is wearing the same colour palette as Yuzuha.

These tr/u/nnies use colour codes to communicate wit each other.

When is our story going to be this kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6XyhwuaMc

Are people not tired of filler SOL slop every patch yet?

>>533679949
How powerful is Billy Blanco?

>>533677453
>me-a-bee with a ponytail
>me-a-bee with nail polish
Need

belle sis...

>>533680195
Is belle a white girl?

>>533679693
im not going to change my way of thinking just because you're a metanigger
go search which rope is the best quality per price and hang yourself with it

>>533680079
Edgekino arc needs proper buildup

>>533680195
He just knows

>>533680195
Hot

>>533679949
I want to go back to the good old days when we were l33t hackers skirting the law and our friends were lovable misfits like the cunning hares
Now it's all popstar sluts, religious cults and doing pro bono work for the mayor and the stasi and being friendly with greedy executives.

>>533680481
seems legit

>Vivian won

>>533679491
I perfectly support their right to dress in public like that, but do they actually lack the self-awareness to not understand that people are going to find it funny? That dress would turn heads even on a perfectly good-looking woman. You have to fucking have enough spine in that situation own the look instead of pretending you don't look like a joke and assuming everyone else should just play along with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4caBkxlcQ

>>533679949
>chink patch almost irreparably alters the story to use wuxia chink talisman magic and eye hacks to deus ex all our problem
it's so obvious when da Wei sends honk shoo devs to come commit to their new project, hopefully 2.2 continues the 2.1 trend of fully abandoning yunkui except for one or two scenes for the chinks

>>533680485
next thing you know we'll be doing politics in thirencity

>>533676190
buy her dupe from the shop

>>533680485
what do you MEAN?

dont you love the EXALTISTS?

you didnt pay attention to Ashkai's vide- I MEAN THAT ONE QUEST THAT HINTED AT THE EXALTIST?

>>533680292
> I like to change the meaning of words that are widely used by the people I'm communicating with to match my own agenda
You're just as delusional as the Yurifags. Can't wait for you to end it.

>>533680485
Remember when they were doing proxy work just to get money to pay the bills for their failing retro media rental shop?

>>533680870
>more dumbass cope wall of text
just kill your self dude you won't convince me, or anybody else, nobody likes you here dog

Should I buy the KUYASHII ball for YZH? I'm currently using Lucy's.

>>533681020
And the electricity bill for running Fairy, one of the four most powerful AI.......you do remember that ominous intro about which one "woke up" right?

>>533680990

if there were new skins for 2.2 why arent they in the beta yet

>>533681335
when was the last time fairy actually mattered anyway?

>>533681335
He looks like me.. He's built like me... I... thank you

>>533680990

also please consider how much of a STUDIO TRIGGER/ Hiroyuki imanashi fag the devs are

>Fairy is one of four AI "keys," the others being Jinni, Ghost, and Youkai, though the significance of this role is yet to be revealed

For anyone who forgot

>>533681457
miyabi and obol skins were fake news

>>533681498
current patch actually...she kind saves the day?
Somewhat

>>533681101
You literally have no argument - just deflections. Thanks for conceding.

>>533681498
she uuuhhh, copy pasted some files from a bangboo storage onto your phone? Before that she helped calculate the entrance to the hollow....that you already found by just looking at a coin floating around on the water...

>>533681691
They should be even more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Okzra8Anr4