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Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533622078

1st for GURUBASHI
gas KIKEZAN

Troondle troons are scared of us
They know their time is coming to an end

>>533642582 (OP)
if u make a guild in this thread it will be banned immediately
i am a epoch moderator and i will personally ban anyone trying to make a guild on 4chan

>>533642582 (OP)
Whitemane...

https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

There are no good helmets. WoW armors are all ugly.

TURDLE
FIRE THIS MAN
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

.

>>533642737
ross i will rape you

>>533642820
I am sure it worked in vanilla, but now there are dedicated loggers at every respawn location.
Ready to logon as soon as it respawns.

Gummy cummy

>>533642818
FUCK YOU SIR

why do they have (3.3.5) now

kek the turdle general is DED.
too bad all the retards that „quit“ poggie for the fresh turd can’t come back and must stay on their steamy creamy log of shit server >>533642818

Gummy mandated addons

>>533639394
is this actually how they are going to split it?
putting aside that this is a retarded way to balance load, you can't just cut the fucking map into pieces geographically, you need to separate them statistically.
like look at the yellow area in the middle, it holds the lions share of the entire horde populace (undead are not part of the horde) in one ""partition"" up to level 25 AND includes two capital cities. That's like one of the highest population level ranges and the most popular towns in the game, it's going to be redlining constantly while in comparison Teldrassil gets its own chunk but it's going to do fuckall because even elves dont bother leveling in that area

>>533642818
Gnome Female Priest enjoyers eating good on guru

It's been one week since Epoch launched, how has your leveling been going on this fresh server? How high of a level did you get to, what professions did you pick up, what stories happened while you were questing?

>240p screenshot of a youtube video
you lot will keep shitting on it while everyone who is not a permanently online porn addict that spends more time generating AI warcraft porn and baiting on 4chan than playing the game is excited about it and will be playing.
its gonna be nostalrious 2.0 when it launches and will probably almost double their pop to 20k levels, which they will be able to handle because they actually know what the fuck they are doing unlike your meme down time/queue simulator which is perfect for the people i mentioned above and why this general is so popular

>>533643131
lvl 15, 110 enchanting, 95 tailoring
I found a 10 slot bag

I hope sword and board is a must for tanking, I really hope to see some dog warriors breaking their face on some elites

>>533643131
not a single mob kill

>>533643147
TRVTH APOCALYPSE

the power of unreal

can I get a vibe check?

>>533642986
lmao imagine playing on the ez mode patched servers. only true epoch gods got to experience the unpatched wilds of real fresh

>login server rebooted
get ready

>>533643283
just imagine the porn mods you can make with UE5

>ue5 wow update

>>533643283
this is what world of warcraft will look like in 2014

>>533643283
christ sake drop the resolution, increase bitrate

>>533643360
go away tourist nobody wants you here

>>533643283

>>533643283
>all that puke green
thanks Nurgle

>playable 26/07/2025

>launch game

>not playable

>>533643283
This is so fucking ugly

>>533643283
oof this is embarrassing

>>533643283
why does this look like one of those unity joke ports you find on steam with 15 reviews or at the bottom of itch.io

>>533643396
better? bitrate is auto to fit 3mb

>>533643131
I've just been taking my time

I just wanna play the game

>>533643417
you are ridiculous and pathetic

>>533643283

it looks so fucking bad.........why why why?

>>533643283
SIRS WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON
INDI-....TURTLE NUMBER ONE

>>533643283
TURDLEBROS WE ARE SO BACK
PLEASE JOIN TURDLE
EPOCH BAD
THANK YOU

ATTENTION
I'M NOOTICING CHANGES

>>533643202
WTF
Wipe the servers

>>533643541
Turtle is right there

>>533643131
I got to level 9. I found 0 bags. I had to throw out my hearthstone because I needed bag space for a quest. Fuck my luck. Got to 54 mining and 40 blacksmithing.

>>533643131
Explorers contract lv15 GuruGOD ready and able sitting in inn waiting for servers come back up

>>533643457
Reminder that this is one of the main alliance leaders


https://files.catbox.moe/fnviag.mp4

>>533643625
>that steaming pile of shit is right there
uh. ok?

LET ME INNNNNN

>>533643657
>Explorers contract
How do you enable that?

>>533643226
2h is for (non-retarded) warrior tanks, prot is the pvp spec

>>533643625
It's not though, playing on Turtle is pointless before the update and fresh.

>>533643601
WEEKEND FRESH SOON

>>533643283
they just need to use generative AI to fix the assets and fix the lightning, then it will be kino

>>533643794
>It's not though, playing on Turtle is pointless
Stopped reading here

>>533643794
>playing wow is useless unless i can reset the game every week
fresh players deserve to suffer

>>533643757
talk to Steamweedle goblin in second town, have to activate before lvl 9

>>533642709
twow actually have a server you can play + new content coming out and a fresh server. their developers dont need 4 years to release broken servers. im thinking twow won

>>533643508
isnt the limit 4mb?

>>533643967
yes

>>533643820
>UE5
>AI
>turtle
its like shit piled on shit, no sane person can think this is good

>>533643283
saars...

>>533643947
you even have your own general, yet you are here, curious

I just don't get the point of a ue5 client. Nobody is asking for a more modern looking vanilla. Not a single person. They just want a client that doesn't require installing 7 different pieces of malware to fix.

>>533643947
you know my assholle is just waiting to be rimmed

>>533644092
You don't even have a game to play lmao

>>533644092
free replies from epochie troons, you've probably replied to most of my posts and dont even know it sweetie

>>533643601
FRESH POCHIE WEEKEND

>>533644092
epoch shitshow is the most entertaining thing on 4chan rn

>>533643893
They made it so if you pregress thorugh levels right now you will miss content that will be launching in 2 weeks, that's their fault not mine.

knite...your opsec bro

>>533643947
all turdy refugees must be exterminated with their corpses dumped off in their containment general

>>533644052
you're clueless.
go check what sparce3d and hunyuan can do. fuck, there's probably models that can do it 100 times better by now.

epoggie sisterrs TODAY IS THE DAY I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>533644272
>aw man i levelled my heckin character to lv 43 now i cant play a levelling zone
>oh wait i can because quests give xp until max level
>aw but i cant heckin do the new dungeonerino
>oh wait i can because i just have to make a party and carry everyone else

>4 years of work to create npcs that walk in circles on a timer, 5 extra kill quests, copy pasted tbc talents, and 2 weekends in noggit to slightly change existing maps, with servers that dont work
I see a bright futute ahead bros dont worry multithreading and linux will fix everything...
DO POCHIE KEKS REALLY?? HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA

>>533644175
because it's easier to make new content when you can modify the client as much as you like.

>>533644175
I am. A World of Warcraft remaster is high on my list of wants, but simply porting it to UE5 and placing some basic lights all over the world isn't really cutting it. Only Blizzard can really pull something like that off, and we all know they would shoehorn in their leftist puritanism everywhere so it's basically pointless to begin with

post yfw poggie quitters get range banned and are forced to play turdle fresh

I'll just leave this here

https://crusader-storm.com/
https://crusader-storm.com/
https://crusader-storm.com/

Do with it whatever you want

>>533643283
looks like one of those wow porn games

jiggies where

Pochie Weekend

>>533644491
https://jiggie.fun/ttjMOg

>>533644480
the link doesn't even work

poochie...

>>533644345
You're talking to people who want classic. Like a classic car or a painting. Why don't we improve the Mona Lisa or some shit with AI and UE5 and RTX??. It looks like dogshit,a nd it always will look like dogshit. On a base that is also dogshit. You have a game to play, and a thread, begone small buffoon.

>Turtle players get all this free content plus more in 2 weeks
>Pochie players sit there like little cvcks staring at a status page praying to play for 30 minutes on a server thats getting wiped

>this entire launch

So epoch is just TBC without outlands...? thats based as fuck

Turtle won

>>533644468
>I am.
Opinion discarded. If you want slop go play retoilet.

yo fellow intelectuals any ideia who this character is? she is making me rock hard

>>533644436
>Just go around one shotting everything
If you enjoy playing like that then fine, I don't.

>>533643012
Capital cities are not part of their respective geographical locations.
You might have noticed that entering a city you usually take some form of and S turn. It's where the transition happens. If there were no S turn and the entrance was straight - standing outside and looking inside you'd see an empty city because for it to load you'd have to be inside.

>>533644717
>if its not comprised of a maximum of 5 polygons its slop!
you seem like an agreeable person

>>533644480
Is this advertising or is it begging I can't tell

>>533644713
...the friendly LGBT community award.

Turtle fucking won.

>>533644480
>server not found
guess i'll do nothing with it

Are they still salty about mpreg?

I was banned from chromie because I went off on a gm in global calling him various racial epithets and a tranny and encouraged him to kill himself.

NIGGER

>>533644801
>it has to have 10000000 vertices and 30 dogshit shaders or else I don't want it!!!
you seem like a nigger

>>533644724
Looks like Chromie but in a different artstyle

>>533644724
I think this character is called Pregnant Man

>>533643947
Having no server is better than playing on Troondle's dogshit troonilla client slop. (soon to be UE5 slop)

>my wifes boyfriend lets me play pochie for 30 minutes once a day and thats good enough for me

>>533644925
>>533644724
It's a belf nevermind I'm retarded, and also blind it seems.

lmao the turd general is a ghost thread

>>533645040
>cuck fantasies
Troondle troons everyone

>>533645040
you get 30 minutes a day out of the cuckcage
take it or leave it

please... just play turtle... come on please just try it for a little bit. Oh God I'm so lonely. Please just play it
PLEASE COME ON PLEASE JUST PLAY TURTLE
PLEEEEEEEEASSE.

>I missed another Kaytotes test

>>533645140
Everyone is busy either playing or laughing at Epoch players

Why aren't you playing retail?

Nigger

why dont blizzard release classic again with better graphics? like overhauled models and everything. not more stylized or cartoony/digital but a real leap up
this is something they could do as it's not actually creating anything. just need to throw money at it

Turlle ue5 reminds me of the indian aesthetic of tacky cheap gaudy decorations on everything. Anyway, enough of that nonsense we should not speak of it again.

>>533645140
>epoggies 30 minutes old
>already surpassed 12 hour old stale hunk out of shit

>>533645159
i mean pochie players post cvck porn daily it seems only fitting. dont worry just keep refreshing the status page for that 30 minutes of your clitty being uncaged

>>533645249
NOOOOOOOOO
NO ONE WANTS THAT NO ONE IS ASKING FOR THAT

>>533645140
they would rather post here than in their own thread for some reason

>>533645249
Classic is dogshit thoughever

>>533645284
how it feels to laugh at pochiecucks

What's the latest update lads?

>servers? ported
>bot? tested
>packets? dropped
>worst case scenario? accounted for
>custom content? crashed
>partitions? not working
>morale? boosted
>VIBE?!!?!?
>EXCEEDINGLY GOOD
Poochiefags it's powerup time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>533645249
>wonder about what to play
>look around in steam
>every single game is ue5 AIslop
>"Sigh... oh I haven't played classic in years I wonder what's happening there"
>classic is now ue5 slop too
Bravo

>>533644685
I always wondered what the fuck was that about?

>>533644739
>1 shotting lv 39s in turtle even as a 60
youve never played the game and thats fine, go back to your fresh

>>533644925
looks more like chibi belf with "classic" ai artstyle

>>533643283
>saar engine 5

>>533643947
turdle has been in dev since 2018 and all their custom content is poo
originally it was a vanilla server with 0.5 xp rates

soon pochie sisters, soon ><

>>533645560
its easy to say words but how about they actually do it? they made a lot of promises last time and they all fell through. fell for it again award incoming

>>533645535
Vibes are exceedengly good

>>533645140
to busy RAPING 'pochsissies

>>533645560
why now
why not two weeks ago

>>533644582
please run jiggies today I want to play rollslop

>>533645231
>retoilet
Even worse offender than turdle. They have the resources, the man power, the literal legal IP, and yet they still job everything they touch; from retail, classic, sod etc.

Rape this ePUCCI

>>533645249
nobody really wants that, stylization is half of warcraft

>>533645803
>why not two weeks ago
you wouldn't appreciate the experience as much. the best things come to those who wait

Would you bet on 'poch releasing before turtle fresh?

Sirs.....just try it please....? Please?
https://turtle-wow.org/

>>533645650
I noticed afterwards, I thought it was Chromie all this time, I feel stupid.

>>533645284
why is she like this

>>533645695
And still going strong, the content is far superior to Epochs which is: nothing. Enjoy the walk of shame when you come crawling back to Turtle fresh on the 14th

>>533645249
>with better graphics
nobody who plays classic cares about graphics

>>533645560
vibemaxin

>>533645897
Their general gets less posts per hour than epog does in 5 minutes, should tell you everything about the hype behind their fresh server.

>>533645873
>Not making sure you're good to launch something is a good thing, actually

>>533643131
Do I like blood elves now???

>>533645930
I played enough turdle for a lifetime, no thanks.
I'd rather play stock wrath than play turdle again.

>People bitch and moan about #NOCHANGES when classic wow comes out
>Second there's multiple Classic+ servers that come out thousands of people do their best to try and join them despite them changing things about Vanilla
I never understood this at all

>>533645842
yeah, i'd be curious to see what they could do though. would probably need a 6090 to play with everything maxed though

>>533645887
It's likely do or die if they're aiming to keep a sizeable population, so the deadline is the 17th.
If they want their original comfy cozy 1.5-2k then all they need to do is sit on their hands and drop the server by september and no one will remember poochie

Male dwarf mage.

>>533645897
Been on turtle for three years, none of the changes in class changes 2 or the upcoming changes in cc3 are worthwhile. None of the custom content is worthwhile. Devs are clueless and braindead, Shenna is just in the for money. Grim Batol winter next year lmao

both servers being offline is BIG

>>533646072
Maybe they'll do something right.

>>533646072
People wanted no changes in 2019 because it was mane people's first time replaying wow vanilla.
Now that everyone replayed it and did the same content 50 times, we want new content, simple as.

>>533646072
>Events that are about 6 years apart

>>533646005
still not playing turtle

>>533645598
I don't want to do the content while my level is so high clearing said content becomes too easy to the point of boredom. Is that clear enough? Or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>533646027
2 more weeks pochiecuck, don't worry the pochie devs totally have it figured out this time. 4 years of development and 20 failed attempts to fix the server but the 21st times the charm. bet the future contents going to work even better!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

The fact that they had to rewrite a bunch of shit and port it to linux just shows that the whole thing is completely fucked. You don't fix performance issues like these with some small "tweaks", this shit is never getting of the ground.

>>533646157
Magic is for women

>>533643947
>"I don't think about you at all."
>constantly shilling his server here despite having his own thread

uh oh rapie

>>533646072
That's because blizzard's ideas of changes are like
>add boosts and store mounts
>tokens
>phasing shit that completely defeats the point of mmos
>pants on head retarded balancing
>making it easier for bots to farm shit
etc. etc.

>>533645140
the most active generals are for dead games

THE SERVERS HAVE BEEN WIPED
I REPEAT THE SERVERS HAVE BEEN WIPED

>>533645950
i don't really either, and i much prefer the old look over the cleaner weeby retail look. i just think at some point it could be worth completely overhauling it. but maybe not in any near future

>>533646303
Magic requires intellect. Now think again

HOLY SHIT ITS FINALLY OUT FUCK EPOCH /MMCG/ WON

>>533646250
>"I don't want to gargle on kaytote's two inch punisher" somehow = turtle apologist
Looking forward to camping you on Gurubashi

>>533645560
KTOTES SAMA, MAGIC THE VIBE CODER, DEBIAN PROGRAMMER SOCK GODS.

TAKE MY POWER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>533646451
He'll be playing Kezan like the brownoid he is

>>533646272
I have no argument I kneel before you Aryanimal posting handsome beast

Remember to look after yourselves devs. Take your time. Take an Overwatch break if you need. We'll we here when its ready. We are The Patient.

...

>>533646072
If only we got no changes...

>>533646552
Does Gummy unironically have some mental illness?

>>533646619
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Epoch bros.. our response?

>>533646072
the nochanges crowd was entirely twitch streamers and their zoomer audiences
the same ones that quite before level 40

>>533643283
im getting deja vu

>>533646552
Why does blud think anyone's dumb enough to fall for Gummy in 2025, he only has like 70 players

>>533646619
I waited a week for this?!

>>533646714
I don't get it

>>533646684
What a blast from the past

Thank you, Grace Blaise, very cool

>>533645560
>saarr, i only know how to code on linux
>fuck it lets change the operating system
>just ctrl c v right? done
see you in 2027

>>533646428
>vanilla 1.16.5 client
dropped

Just remembered I took a week off from work to play on Epoch when it released and I have to go back Monday

>>533646725
I'm only logging in to gummy to get GOAT'd by hung draebabes

Dont worry once they fix the servers they're going to finish all this exciting new high quality content in a timely fashion

>>533646619
pochiesisters.........................

>>533646840
Look Gurpindar if the vibes were off they would have told us so... You can take your negative karma elsewhere.

>>533646619
>it's real
OH NO NO NO

>>533646905
that's nothing, I left my wife and kids so I'd have more time to play

>>533646914
>dates are approximate
It's a good thing they covered their asses with those 3 words

>stress test at 7:40 GMT

>wait until everyone is 60 and done
>start pochie
>go to SW mailbox
>"Pls 5g."
Heh, nothing personal kid

>be Troondle troon
>ACK yourself
>the end
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

All of this literally could have been avoided if they actually did proper stress tests before release. Not just doing multiple ones to a small group of people and then only 1 public stress test for literally an hour only but multiple public ones to see what could have gone wrong. Now they're stuck having to do this shit constantly even though the server officially "launched" just last week.

>>533646898
it has no create relax nigga

>>533646619
>it is with a heavy heart, shart in mart

>>533646619

>>533647075
Your Epoch threads are made by a tranny who posts Whitemane cuck porn that quit xer guild for Epoch

>>533646619

>>533647205
Hot...

>>533647038
i only tip female gnome priests

>>533647205
maye is not a tranny!

Did epoch release yet
i've been jerking it to whitemane porn for so long
>>533646619
nevermind TOP KEK

>>533646619
Fake, unlike this video.

>>533647205
and she fucks dogs you forgot the most important part

>>533647295

Dont be stingy

>>533647205
>Turtle girls are HUNGRY for Big Epoch Cock
It is known

>>533647346
even hotter

>>533647328
How the fuck did he do that?

>>533647383
>girls

>>533647328
The first half of the video is obviously fake tho.

>>533646914
>1 new dungeon
>1 new raid
>profession weeklies
>more rep grinds
That's it for the next 6 months?

>>533647346
>>533647205

UPDATE!

>>533647525
It takes a lot of work to copy/paste cut alpha content sir

>>533646260
>i don't want any new custom content to come out for mid level characters because im personally too lazy to level for 2 days
>but also i want to reset my progress everytime I play wow

>they're getting destroyed and laughed at again
Do Turdle troonies have a humiliation fetish or something?

>>533647375
GOD why is she so hot

>>533647602
ANOTHER DIVERSION, QUICK

>>533647602
bat bites in honor of ozzy

Ugh feel like I need another OOPDATE

I be low key strokin my shit everytime we get a new update

>>533647602
>constant updates today
We are eating good Epoch bros

>>533647602
huge progress, playable soon

Home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDrGpXS-D1E
Console=Server
Sensei=Devs
Girl=Mpreg gang

since 'poch is clearly DOA, what alternative should i play? im unvaxxed btw, just felt like mentioning that, not sure if its relevant but im feeling heckin cute and valid rn

>>533646072
they're not the same thing
people were worried blizzard would make classic like retail where its a single player experience
vanilla promoted player interaction
you could already start to see classic wow starting to become like retail towards the end of sunwell, and full blast in wotlk onward
if they just made content for vanilla people wouldnt be upset at all

>>533647985
swtor

>>533647985
Stormforge Sheilun

The vibes now are exceedingly good.

>>533647985
>i want epoch because its vanilla+
turtle
>i want epoch because its fresh
turtle in 2 weeks
>i want epoch because i want to play an mmo
old school runescape
>i play mmos because i like group content
guild wars 2
>i don't like runescape or guild wars 2
mop classic

>>533643438
plz gib mamabird gf

>ayo lemme just vibe code ts sever rl quick

>>533647985
twow fresh when it releases in 2 weeks. project epoch just say a lot of nothing ill believe a release when i see it they lie and fail too much

bussin

another one

https://jiggie.fun/0AYmBs

HOLY FUGGIN GEEEGERALD

>>533648189
Some of those clankers are alright.

Bored, release the discord

>>533648189
cool guy has come a long way

>>533648172
>turtle
lol, lmao
>turtle in 2 weeks
cope
>old school runescape
mobile slop
>guild wars 2
actually fun
>mop classic
giving money to blizzard ever

>>533648376
So where is it then? I thought it was out a week ago and it's supposed to be out much sooner than that?

IT'S UP IT'S UP KEZAN IS UP I REPEAT KEZAN IS UP

Is this the longest edging session you've ever had?

>>533648376
he said this after playing last night btw holyshit how shit is turtle?

here is your Turdle WOW btw
>>533643283
BLIZZARD HIRE THIS MAN!

jesus the daycare shit started again

>>533648483
Shit happens, its gonna be out later now

>>533648506
>lying on the internet

THE VIBES ARE NOT GOOD

>>533648607
>53 chinks in the 'cord
DOA

>>533648619
Shit happens.... except for eppop, that's never happening LMFAO

>>533648531
I have done nothing but generate images of my Epoch mage for 6 days straight

>>533648189
i want to beat the shit out of a robot
i want to bully a robot
i want to disrupt its programming
i want to cause very real and permanent property damage to a robot
i am not black, i just really really want to harm this thing

>>533648713
You having a good time on your server?

BROS BROS BROS BROS
> 02/08/2025 @ 18:800 CET
> BROS GET IN HERE

I HAD A DREAM JUST NOW THAT SERVERS WERE UP
BROS POCHI IS SAVED I JUST KNOW IT
WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>>533648440
they only have a handful of mods there is no way they can open the 2 hour slowmode chat! they cant take more atrocious and unhinged abuse

>>533648758
Share...

>how dare you criticize this free server

>>533648794
nigger

>>533648454
it's cool guy
cool guuuuy

>>533648794
>re launch
>wipe
I JUST KNEW IT BROS POCHI WEEKEND IS REAL!!

woooooooowww you cant criticize the free punch I gave to your face!

is it true that Gordo will play on kezan?

BONK!

>>533648872
people really act like making something for free gives them the right to be retarded
there's a hundred wow private servers nothing youre doing is special or hasnt been done before
and you're woefully behind everyone else

>>533649003
gurubashi*

>>533648872
remember to stay hydrated! :)

>>533649061
cute and impregnable

>>533648796
Gigi my wife...

>vibecode a discord bot in 5 minutes that filtered non-alphanumeric characters and no no words
>open the chat channels again
it's not that hard

Human male protection paladin

i drink my own cum

i cum in my drink

>>533648794
wow, had me going there

It'll be up tomorrow
Pochie weekend is real

I SPILL my DRINK!!

>>533649195
Nobody said this because Giselle is an ugly man.

Go play Runescape troons

>>533644524
Pochie is alive!

INTO MY EEEYYYYES
IS THE ONLY THING THAT

>paladins have a taunt now
ive decided to try tanking on epoch
im sure nothing will go wrong

>>533649465
>doing parkour training ground on repeat
NOW THIS IS CONTENT

Bros???

>>533649615
gaytotes can't even run code on his own server let alone on mine

>>533649615
I'm on linux ;)

>>533649615
what happens if u run the game in wine lol

GO HOME SODDIE PLAYER

>>533649615
this has been known, but do you really think epoch devs who only know typescript can figure out how to deliver a payload?

>>533643283
HE'S USING UNREAL ENGINE
IN ANY WAY HE CAN

>>533649615
load of bullshit

frotting with anon on gurubashi alliance

>>533648607
>asking questions to an angry mob
>being unaware that if he did this to these people IRL, they would be ripping him apart with their hands

>>533649615
can you vibecode the exploit?

>>533649786
do you think their security is going to be top tier?

>>533649828
warmane does this to install patches

>>533649528
Prot Paladin is unironically awful for dungeons. You will drink more than the healer. All those cool blessings? Nah you'll be using BoW every single time. Ranged pulls like a druid? Not possible. Ranged pulls like a warrior who can Bloodrage Battle Shout buff party gain snap threat Beserker Stance Beserker Rage Battle Stance Sweeping Strikes Whirlwind Defensive Stance Cleave Demoralizing Shout? Nah you'll have to ask the mage to wand something for you while you leave a fat golden fart cloud on the ground.

It's miserable, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>533643283
HE MAKES IT IN A FLASH
AND ALL THE ASSETS CLASH

>epoch login servers in action

>>533649918
turdle was hacked a year ago via a compromised staff account and the best they could achieve was switching out an mpq file ( with code probably stolen from warmane )

>>533650039
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FAT

>>533649968
bring a shadow priest buddy, i think they put the draenei racial in too
also most prot paladins dont really balance out their TPS to match DPS and just spam consecrate

>>533650039
is this really what america looks like?

>>533650126
They are wow players

>>533642739
Post Preggo Vanessa's one
Please...

>>533650123
and it didn't even work because turtle throttles download speeds and they stopped it before anybody could download it

>>533646072
all options should be available. but blizztard always does only at the time

>>533650039
>keytotes finally opens gurubashi 2025 colorized

>>533650126
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM you europoors starve to death while americans can eat freely (being fat is a sign of wealth)

>>533650039
>mostly brown
on-brand for epoch

>>533650129
>just bring a DPS who does no DPS bro
Amazing

>>533649865
You'll never get to do that at this rate

>>533650039
>these are the creatures calling me "europoor"

NEW UPDATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xkcvMek6ds

>>533649865
this but right now on gummy tbc

>>533646914
shut it down

>>533650479
>retail+

>>533650479
>mythic+
>level scaling outdoor world
>level scaling dungeons
>retail abilities downported
it's a pass from me

>>533650187
desu I can't really see the baby bump kind of disappointing

https://files.catbox.moe/mb02e1.mp4

Any orc, tauren or troll wants to erp with me when guru is finally out? ill be a night elf female..

>>533650259
you do zero dps as a dps nigger if your tank or healer is slurping

>>533650681
this goofy ass dialogue lmao

>>533650479
>it still has all the retarded features from the classless server
LOL

>epoch server coding
>twow class balance
whats worse?

>>533650821
ascension pretending to be classic+

>>533650762
ngl I do hate it around WoTLK when we moved from "you do as much DPS as the tank's threat allows you to" to "it's the tank's job to clean up after me while I faceroll every pull"

>>533648369
>>533648369
>>533648369
>>533648369
>>533648369
jig in progress

>Worlo thread is only cuckposting and faggotry
umm yikes I think Final Fantasy and Rune won hard

>>533650598
it also has dungeon finder

>>533650904
sounds like worlo won to me

>>533650681
Damn, I guess this is the only version then
Thought I had saved the wrong one

>>533650904
This is also every single /xivg/ thread, thougheverperchance

>>533650821
twow class balance
both are fixable but turtle has not managed to fix it in 5+ years while we are only have seen a week of incompetence from the epooch team

>>533650807
yeah i really don't understand why they would carry over anything from classless.
what exactly is classic+ about wotlk with retail graphics?
they need to remove everything that isn't world-building.

>>533651005
Why are women of worlo like ts?

>>533647602
all those hours into overwatch finally start to pay off

>>533651086
it's still in PTR so hopefully they get removed, I know there's a few NPCs from the CoA realm that I've been told will get removed so we can only hope...

>>533651086
with lvl 1 mounts, free riding skill, dungeon finders, it still has the spell trainer book you can bring everywhere
people who think it's classic+ have a really twisted idea of what classic+ should be

>>533651005

Am i the only person that finds that women repulsive?

lil' secret for my /epog/ bros
there's a rare spawn in duskwood that drops the bis trinket until late game

>>533651356
yeah men are hotter

I always show up just as the boat is leaving...

>>533651242
i don't know, they seem proud of the clutter and bloat. i mean, there's just too much stuff.

>>533651381

>>533650821
Trannywow classes

Epoxy coding is fuq but eventually they'll get there even if it takes few years.
Meanwhile trannywow just keeps getting worse

>>533651086
I checked it out a few days ago and it still has Mystic Enchant gambling.

>>533651504
it's fucked

>looking at Turtle WoW trailer
>new pet abilities
>see this
YOU VILL USE THE TALLSTRIDER

>>533651695

I wish I were having sex right now...

>>533651695
Bears also have a raid cooldown
You will stack ze hunters

>>533651356
Survival has taught you well to stay away from those glasses and crazy eyes

>>533651861
Rip Kevin :(

>>533651695
What fucking presence? It's a shit tier emu

>>533651879
>party wide
>3%
yeah.... no

>>533651861
Apart from fish this is the dumbest animal on the planet
I will never use them

>>533651695
>you are now mandated to have a hunter in your healer group because of a 10% mana regen aura

>>533651967
It's urban rescue ranch meme

>>533651695
This is just so that troons don't get yelled at for bringing the pink strider, isn't it?

I’ll never forgive poggie for turning the KINO classic Hunter into a steady shot spammer

>>533651967
It's a magnificent dinosaur.

What's the sweet spot to start playing on a fresh realm and avoid the worst congestion? 1 day after launch? What race is usually the least played?

>>533652005
what do you mean? Turning invisible is a great way to avoid being eaten. wicked smart, they are

>>533652294
i refuse to play hunter the optimal way (steady shot spam) i don't care how i parse, i play to have fun, i would rather melee/trap weave

how to uncuck bronzebeard
>remove transmog
>remove all ascension pets (book specifically)
>remove mystic enchants
>make classic graphics the default set
>put all weird ascension NPCs in buildings at least
>make it a PVP realm by default, no high risk, no low risk, no warmode
>remove RDF
>remove retail BGs
there you go, pal. you now have a server worth playing.

The vibes now are exceedingly good

>>533652578
Bro your rep boosters!?

>>533652578
they are not going to do that

>>533652573
the optimal way is steady shot spam with melee weave, maybe traps too

>>533652578
>bronzebeard
Worse than turtle troons desu

>>533652191
It's so my Troll Hunter can stack Spirit and regen 30% of his health during combat

>>533652578
>Bros why dont they just us a generic wrath server for the millionth time??

>>533651005
JUMPSCARE WARNING

>>533652837
>ESL

you have NO rights to complain about wiping. it will happen and there is nothing you can do about it.
just because you sat for 4 days behind your computer without a shower, spamming login macros and sweating a fucking private server that will be shut down within 6 months doesn't mean you have say in anything.

>>533652953

>>533653004
There was a vote and surprisingly more people were anti wipe.

>>533653004
>muh free server

>>533652578
the high risk is kino tho

>>533652774
Brother they buffed troll's combat regen to 20%. 40% in combat regen with 20% boosted rate so its closer to 48%.
WHO EVEN NEEDS FOOD LMAO!

.

>>533652370
congestion isnt an issue if hyperspawns are working properly

>>533653187
it is, but what's the point if you can either go PVP-free or high risk? obviously 99% of the IQlets are going to avoid the PVP.
in ascension beta, it was high risk 24/7 and it was epic.

>>533651356
they're both just awful, the most fake people in the WoW scene, everything they say and do is completely performative

>>533653369
>in ascension beta, it was high risk 24/7 and it was epic
Sovl

>>533653369
>>533653428
then they added a donation only item that makes you not drop items

>>533651993
>He didn't know hunters were forced to play BM in TBC for that exact same buff

>>533653308
grim

>>533653428
>ganking AoE farmers and taking their spoils back to org
>large scale PVP battles where you leave 100g richer
>getting killed and bartering to get some of my gear back
extreme kino

>>533653308
looks like the elite Franciscan monk "patience & persistence training" has paid off

>>533653308

high risk pvp sounds like a server for niggers and browns
civilised white men play on pve, white men understand the value of cooperation

>>533653521
>3% buff that a single hunter could keep up 100% by themselves is the same as a 3% buff with a maximum of 10% uptime per hunter in the party
you're retarded

>>533653915
nice but who asked

>>533653915
>civilized white men play on pve
>the civilized white men

>>533654062
ferocious inspiration was also party-wide, not raid-wide, pserver coon

>Hmmm look this buff that's so strong that it forced people to play this spec in TBC is actually present in a weaker version in vanilla, what trash
this is you, after you're done fucking your sister

>>533653308
that's the look of a defeated man

>>533653308
please dont tell me he's in his 30s

"high risk" pvp does indeed encourage nigger behavior (roaming gangs of urban youths playing knockout game on only the most vulnerable to steal their shoes and wallet)

regular wpvp is typically honorable 1v1 between aryan knights following a strict code of chivalry and sportsmanship

>>533654272
>completely ignoring what I said
ferocious was 100% uptime with one hunter
this is 10% uptime with one hunter
I know you browns can't read but come the fuck on

>>533654410
>Shifting goalposts
>Projecting
yep, it's real cyka bydlo hours

shouldn't you be in a trench, sasha?

>>533654397
>>533653915

>>533649828
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/blob/epoch-core/src/server/game/Warden/Modules/WardenModuleWin.h
what happens if they put the naughty codens in this

Epoz is a tranny server.
Turdle is a tranny server.
Which private servers aren’t tranny servers?

>>533654523
unironically skill issue

>>533654506
>repeat exactly what I've said the entire time
>M-MOVING THE GOALPOSTS
At least try to be good-faith, Jamal.

Did you gays know that for 10 gold you can freeze your xp & still join regular bgs? Freezing xp also allows you to grind gold quite fast by doing yellow quests.

TBC twinking was the kinoest shit ever, I wish I can relive those moments.

>>533654564
warmane 1x

>>533654709
Brazilians are trannies, try again.

>>533654776
the entire world is tranny

POCHIEBROS, IT'S HAPPENING!!!
THEY ARE GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING

>>533654603
>TBC twinking
Kinda gay, but I've seen some of those threads on /gif/

>>533653915
>white men understand the value of cooperation
By this logic if you were White you should like pvp and pve alike. Nothing prevents you from cooperating with your comrades in order to conquer highly dangerous areas.

Holy shit guys, only 50mn left before Epoch opens, are you ready?

https://youtu.be/ybd1KCx6ODQ?si=3tArztJG2kE_-7QV

>>533650039
pile of fatfucks

>>533655041
fifty million days?

>>533654590
refer back to >>533654272 before hanging yourself, that's your entire position and it's shakier than the tree you should be dangling from rn

>>533655041

>>533654980
/gif/ doesn’t have twink threads ever, it’s just trannies.

>>533653308

hes streamed the login screen on average of 8 hours every day.....chad

>>533646374
But they did add almost all of those to the #nochanges classic servers
The whole no changes was from the start an astroturfed opinion originated by blizzard to justify their absolute laziness

>>533655195
brb

https://ascension.gg/user/invite/f2a811a3-6ee4-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
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https://ascension.gg/user/invite/f2a81ea2-6ee4-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66

>>533655283
You better be posting actual twink threads. I hate trannies, give us some proper gay porn to goon to.
t. Epoch chad

>can't bring myself to play Turtle WoW because turtles have nothing to do with Warcraft lore
>literally just a tranny self-insert

>>533643283
Isnt there a warcraft porn game SERIES thats literally this

>>533655414
thanks now all my accounts are hacked asshole

>>533654523
Post more pvp webms of horde getting fucked they're hilarious

>>533655510
youre welcome :^)
now pay the $500 to uninstall the bitcoin miner

>>533655476
Bro, Kresh, Ghamoo-ra, etc?

Brown people have really looked at a login screen for 8 days straight

>>533654523
>>533655514
yeah I wonder why no one wants to play on a pvp server this sure looks fun

>>533655476
https://youtu.be/bsmV8QaMlRU
dude

>>533642818
>literally making shit up + projecting just to cope with reality
As expected of a brownoid carebear lmao

>>533655514
most talented alliance pvpers

>>533655609
those are not significant lore characters. also, turtle is just a genus of reptile. it would be like calling the server "human WoW"

>>533655686
Its world of WARcraft

>>533655156
Yes retard a .3% average dps increase is not worth bringing one of the worst DPS on troondle for. I don't know what kind of monkey meltdown you are having, everything I have said so far is 100% correct.
In TBC one hunter gave their entire party 3% with 100% uptime as well as being literally the best DPS in the game.
In troondle it's 3% with 10% uptime on one of the worst in the game.
Is it making sense to you yet, Jaykwon?

>>533643131
hahahahahahaha

>>533655414
how can i tell if one of them worked? is there a portion of the account menu that shows what you have access to?

>>533655793
>no shoe does 400dmg and dies
They won.

Bronzebeard bros... we lost.

>>533655414
>please download our client saarr
>you can play for free, its great
>just dont tell anyone that we make our money back utilizing our launcher that constantly pulls your upload speed for whatever fucking reason
ngmi

>>533655514
TGD

>>533655712
uhm that's a tortoise

>>533655861
all i know is if i try opening a link it says my account is bronzebeard activated already

>>533653915
pick up a history book

>>533655915
kek

>>533653839

anyone able to do a quick photoshop of a noose. fitting given the momoent

>>533655861
Holy fucking tiktok just ask chatgpt or something

>>533655913
proof that Bronzebeard can potentially become un-pozzed

>>533655861
their entire website is an absolute fucking mess, i cant stand it
from what i can tell, if you see information like "give bronzebeard to a friend" below account security you're g2g

>>533655837
>I still cannot fathom the point of having a weaker version of a buff that almost single-handedly defined partycomps in 2007 in a server that has BL/burst phases
>but yeah also hunters needed to have the wolf in vanilla because +50 damage on a swing every 10s is HUEG

many such cases + you need to be 18 to post here

>>533655914
>newfag doesn't know how p2p downloads work

Is it online?

>>533655514
>saar horde is brown alliance is aryan (aryans are from india, saar!)

>>533656147
https://epoch-status.info/

>>533656094
>still can't comprehend basic math
look
it has a 2 minute cooldown and gives 3% damage for 12 seconds
2 minutes times 60 (the number of seconds in a minute, follow along please) is 120 seconds.
If you divide 12 by 120, you get 0.1.
Are you still following?
Good, now multiple 3 by 0.1, and you get 0.3!

I don't know if you know this, but 0.3 is a lot less than 3!

>>533655476
what did he mean by this?

>>533656107
i have a right to be angry
in the states they offer shit upload speed and their piece of shit launcher doesnt give you an opt out of uploading
it completely kills my download speed on everything while this shit is open
i uninstalled the moment i noticed
and thats just on the surface level assuming nothing nefarious is happening

>>533655414
>all activated

>>533655913
thats a good thing
>>533655419
i just went to goon to trannies

>>533656385
>10 minutes late
rip bozo

pooch sisters i dont think today is the day...

>>533656039

>>533656297
>I still don't understand why we have a weaker version of an overpowered buff but in a game version where we have BL/burst phases to exponentially increase its impact, while still cooming over wolf's ferocious howl

Just say you've literally never played the game without ctrl-c/ctrl-v a build from thottbot six months behind the curve and be done

>not playing murloc rpg reforged

>>533651695
strider bros........... its finally our time

>>533656398
Kill yourself tranny lover.

>>533656147
this is literally me waiting for epoch ><

>>533656567
no, epoch is just around the corner

>>533656538
>murloc rpg
home...

>>533656730
You don’t deserve Epoch, it’s for gaychad twinkfuckers like myself.

>>533656524
So you're agreeing with me that you will never stack hunters for the shitty buff then? You seem to have started moving the goalposts to something nobody ever brought up here, Jayden.

>>533656730
>grandma's strawberry candy-head

It looks like they're fixing Bronzebeard and are removing stuff from their other realms... this could be a good thing?

Will they surprise us today?

>>533656939
Yeah, with a poll - do you prefer Barrens or Westfall?

/epog/ report status

>>533656827
>Absolutely incapable of taking the L and just goes nou instead

peak redditkino

>>533656538

fixed it for you

>>533657091
herer\
>>533651879
>You will stack ze hunters
This is exactly what I refuted. Now you're arguing something completely irrelevant about howl. You are literally moving the goalposts because you don't want to admit that you didn't actually read the tooltip before posting.
You are so brown I can smell it from here.

Epoch is a server for gay men who have sex with twinks, bears, otters, etc. If you fuck with troons, go back to troondle.

HOLY FUCK IM ACTUALLY IN

>>533649615
My windows 11 defender will stop any malware from running on my trusty windows gayming machine.

>>533654397
>reddit spacing
>shits + pisses his pants just at the thought of Pee v Pee
Incredible how easily you turists out yourselves lmao

>>533657347
hi election tourist

i dont undersatnd why that retard kaytotes cant just open his shitty server with like a 3k server cap? unless theyre legit going to wipe...

>>533657301
>If you fuck with troons, go back to troondle.
The gurubashi gnomes are so nice to me, though.

>>533657219
kek

>server is unplayable when i have 100% free time for a week
>fixed the next week when I can't play + my lvl 15 will be wiped

paladin or priest on the 'poch

>>533657393
I am willing to overlook most of it, except the CMs being faggots.
FIRE ROSS. PLEASE.

>>533657393
They're running bots on them atm

Can't wait for UE5 bros.
TVRTLE STVDS VON, HVLY BAYVZED.

>>533655686
>why no one wants to play on a pvp server
Your next cope, insecure worker drone?

>>533657478
priest gnome for reasons

>>533656939
i wouldn't expect anything big until fri/the weekend

>>533656927
Unless its removing
>mounts at level 1
>mystic enchants that make up 99% of your power
>LFD teleporting
>gogogo dungeon spam 1-60
>loot bloat
>main stat best stat
>multiple difficulties across all content
>scaling zones, loot and dungeons
then no its not gonna be a good thing

>>533649195
Bejita...

jiggies where

>>533657478
femgnome healslut priest on gurubussy

>>533657598
Same with classic era. PvEtards keep losing.

>>533657598
>streamer server
doesn't count

>>533657478
I think I'm gonna play both.

>>533656927
proof?

>>533657380
>instant "n-no u..."
kek

>>533657478
tauren smite priest

cba anymore everytime i see someone saying its up and i try its not up lying fuckers god fucking damn it fuck you

>>533657607
>>533657672
male human paladin on kezan it is

>>533657478
humie pala orc breeding sow

>>533657703
streamers play on pve, you absolute mongoloid

>>533657714
actually, you will play neither

>don't want to start another game and risk having to abandon it partway through
>brain too set on WoW to do art
What am I supposed to do while waiting?

>>533657759
They didn’t make Smite priest an actual thing on the ‘poch though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-h3axngMsI
Watchin shit while waiting for Epoch to release today

>>533657869
Draw wow art? Draw a cute fem gnome.

>>533657884
yuh huh

>>533657865
Either on pochie or ambershire, I'll play a pally and priest.

>>533657785
Human male paladin, holy smiter build, Blacksmith proff

>>533657869
Draw a cute male gnome twink.

>>533657750
if you don't want to be called out for being an election tourist stop making it easy newfag, idk what to tell you squirt

>>533658009
he said actual thing not some meme level up spec that will kill green mobs

priest

>>533658049
holy shock*

>>533658089
>even instant'er "n-no u..."
kekaroo

>>533658009
>smite does 1% more damage and has 5% more crit than before

>>533657785
>on kezan

The server is coming up later today, right?

>>533657785
>on Kezan

>>533657776
>people still check it manually
there are at least 4 different webpages and scripts that notify you when it's up for real

I went to sleep and they did a 3.9k play test? Hope: restored

>>533657785
>male human paladin on pve realm
I would hope if I was ever born like this I would have the self awareness to kill myself instead of being another NPC.

>>533658341
yeh course it is

ANOTHER UPDATE! We're eating good, EPOGCHADS

>>533658507
this is the most based webm in the history of wow

All epoch players goon to gay porn because they’re chads. All troondle players goon to tranny porn because they’re trannies.

>>533658507
sit

>>533658575
I play pochie and I goon to futa draenei

>>533658575
We get it bro you are prancing lala homofaggot and you hate trannies, can you stop spamming about it? You are gonna play on Kezan anyway because you are a gay faggot so don't get uppity.

>>533658694
Kill yourself, you are a tranny and belong on troondle.

jiggies...?

>>533658575
i play poochie on guru and i goon to tranies that are passable

>>533658747
Hmm... nyo

>>533658772
See
>>533658747

Excuse me thisis a christian server, no degeneracy pls, thank you

>>533655476
>turtles have nothing to do with the wow lore
what about the wandering isle lil bro?

>>533658728
>You are gonna play on Kezan anyway because you are a gay faggot so don't get uppity
TRVTH NVKE

>>533658902
imagine liking women without joysticks... lmao ngmi bro n g m i

I'm beginning to think Epoch is gonna be the new pserver tranny haven

>>533658728
Epoch is a server made by and for the gay community, you are a tranny tourist. You are the exact sort of “person” Kaytotes is trying to filter.

I'm going to play an undead ret pala, what am I in for?

>>533659098
h-how daring

>>533659098
people asking you to tank

>>533659004
Women are garbage, awful people, and are inferior to hot, sexy men. Trannies aren’t women or men, they’re subhumans who should be shot and killed.

JIGGY

https://jiggie.fun/tGxkEZ
https://jiggie.fun/tGxkEZ
https://jiggie.fun/tGxkEZ

>>533659098
being the op dev spec

>push
>revert
>push
>revert
>revert
bros...

>>533659098
I hope you have a second monitor

>>533659156
I keep seeing her posted here every other post, who is this cutie?

>>533659241
gotta love blind debugging where you don't have the slightest idea what's causing some error

5 minutes before Epoch opens bros, I can't wait!

>>533659241
He is doing gods work, have faith

>>533659281
thats a child

>>533659370
I'm trusting the plan

It's officially been a week of Epoch guys.

Let's spend this moment to reminisce about our favorite in-game moments from the past week.

>>533659370
Hell ye bro, just got a twink to come over and suck my cock while I level my Troll Warlock.

Can you please just let this shit general die? Epoch is never coming out stop coping and go play on Turtlewow.

>>533659281
why are trannies such pedophiles

I'm sure it'll go up by tonight. Tonight for sure.

Pochie status??!??

What should I put my last 6 points in?

>>533659435
It's an anime girl you fucking retard, now are you gonna answer my question or what?

NEW

dang, has it really been a week already? but instead of running brd by now, the luckier ones are lvl 6 in goldshire

>>533659521
>Please Epochchads save our dead general

>>533659648
Why do brown people never take screenshots, its always a phone picture

guru alliance or horde?

>>533654523
how the fuck do you only have 1100 hp at level 45

>>533659763
Alliance

>>533659528
What do you mean by pedophile? It's not a REAL child, do you see the difference between an anime girl and a REAL child? If not then you're the problem.

>>533659521
not playing turdle

One week of constant RAPE.

>>533659648
windows shift-s you fucking zoomer

>>533659870
giwtwm...

>>533659929
>not just print screen
zoomers

>>533659807
he's wearing full frost damage gear on a pvp server

>>533659435
Out of 10!

>>533659763
>implying you will get a choice

>>533659501
>loot chests
>mail boes to alts on different accounts
>vendor some to quickly max proffs
>level 2 chars to 15
>beg for no wipe

I want all of the chests in this game for myself

just started my journey on turtle wow
I'm sure you will come around too at some point
See you there

>>533659976
yeah lets bloat the screenshot with his url tabs and bookmarks retard. oh, maybe he can edit it in paint real quick before uploading. done being retarded?

>>533660215
ignore the cranky boomers

>>533660215
>not using windows 11 with screenshot cropping
you are gay and dumb

>>533660215
https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/talents/
Or link the talent tree.
Or try pressing print screen and realise it has a built in snip function now

forsen

>>533660215
>alt+print screen
I swear you retards have no idea how to use a fucking computer even though you spend 16 hours per day sitting at it

Why does epoch force me to fill out nature's grasp to play a balance druid? What if I don't want that talent?

>>533660393
>not just using print screen
retard zoomer

What's healing like in classic? Are you expected to dps like retail?

If zoomies are using their phones to take screenshots of the monitor, how do they take a screenshot of their phones?

>>533660519
its your tax for playing on a pve server faggot

>>533660590
Another phone

>>533660528
i’m the one that told him to use print screen faggot

My desire to play epoch fades more and more for each day the server remains down

>people are still unironically waiting for this turd to release
I hope it does now so when it inevitably shuts down over poor mangement or drama I can come back here and enjoy the shitpost.

>>533660703
and yet the moment it goes live your ass gonna be in queue

I do not say this lightly, but if Epoch is not playable by the time new turtle comes out, I will have to roll there.
And I believe a lot of people will feel the same way.

>>533660703
Good.

>>533660812
As long as it goes live before the 15th yes

AAAAAAAA HELP ME KAI HELP ME SPEED IM GOING INSANE
WHAT'S A SHARE BUTTON, MY CLIPBOARD SO MANY NUMBERS I'M BEING HACKED @FBI @NINTENDO
https://www.project-epoch.net/classes/talents/?data=2;0:1:1:1:1:1:14:14:15:15:11:12:12:12:12:12:10:10:10:10:10:5:8:8:6:6:13:13:13:13:9:4:17:17:17:11:19:19:19:19:19:20;1:3:3:3:3:3:2:2:2:2:2:4:18:18:17:17:8:8:8:8:8

>>533660589
Extremely boring gameplay where it's mainly standing in one spot and essentially playing healbot when people take damage. You're never expected to do damage at all and can literally afk most the time while tossing heals out and people will thank you for healing them

How are the vibes this morning? Are we partitioning yet?

please rate and comment on my pvp spec

Can someone tell me how much custom content Epoch actually has?

Is it gonna be 95% the classic we all know?

ascension was really generous with the bronzebeard invites. now they just need to remove the bloat and stamp out pochietroon for once and for all

>>533660941
holy comfy
no wonder all the goonlords play that shit, you can do it with one hand

I never played warlock in early wow, can someone give me a tree?

>>533660968
I don't play mage.

>>533660930
get imp mend pet bro
also the move speed talents

>>533660930
>didn't take Pathfinding
NGMI

>>533661056
No, figure it out yourself faggot

>provisioning hardware

Uhhh... what did they mean by this???
Surely they do *HAVE* the hardware ready???? R-right?????
They aren't going to go hunting for linux machines on Temu to run their new code on, r-right?!??!?!

>>533659501
I had fun trying to find the foreman in the goblin mine in Mulgore swarming with mobs. Our group of three almost wiped, but a druid showed up and healed us at the last second, and we had some more close calls that required chaining war stomps to survive. After we made it all the way to the deepest point and the foreman wasn't there, someone looked it up and found out he was right at the beginning and just hadn't respawned when we looked there the first time.

168 hours since launch, how far have you gotten?

>>533661056
Ask chatgpt

>>533661134
please, I just want some help, I'm vulnerable right now

>>533661096
Yeah unc...that's for levelling.
You just mind goldshire

>>533661056
check this one out

>>533660964
the vibes now are exceedingly good

>>533660930
this is the standard bm spec yes
>>533661096
>>533661128
these two are "LE OMG MOVESPEED!!!" r3dditors

meanwhile the turtle thread

>>533661193
95% towards level 2

>>533658009
it really shows how much word salads can get retards to think they're trying something special
the talent tree is available on their website
compare it to classic tbc
all they did was move 10% smite damage to be available 5 levels sooner

quite infact, most of the changes they showcase on the website is just actually changes the original tbc brought, and are comparing it to vanilla
but they sell it like they did it themselves and pat themselves on the back
its kinda cringe

>>533661230
*rapes you*

>>533661261
>being able to move faster is reddit
Enjoy missing out on those gathering nodes/mob tabs dude.

>>533661154
Last test was performed on a devs personal computer and network and the server hosting provided they used for first launch (same as turttlewow btw) does NOT have any linux machines, so no, they do NOT have server hardware they need atm.

>>533661230
learned helplessness of you r*toilet rats is truly pathetic, just play the class and what's good will become obvious

KEK Epoop browns can't stop talking about Turtle

>>533661325
is it rape if it's consensual?

>>533661230
Get felguard.
Or don't.
It don't matter, none of this matters.
It's not coming up and you are level 2

>>533661154
They're gonna have to order the hardware and have it delivered which will take at least 3 days.

The server is not going up today. Anyone familiar with this field can tell you that.

>>533661261
>another ego dogshit BM hunter with a steady shot macro
just kill yourself already

What the fuck I can't even make a new account on this piece of shit?

>>533661056
what server what expansion what do you want to do

>>533661358
that's some creative shit

>>533661624
Fuck off we're full

>>533661624
fuck off we're full
go paly trannywow or something

>>533661624
tourists not needed
go away

Why do they need new hardware in the first place?
Just reinstall the server on the hardware you have.

Niggas have been level 7 for a week and they're posting their talent builds

>>533661630
>/epog/
and idonno I probably won't end up raiding so assuming demo is best for leveling?

>>533661296
They do this a lot with the Wrath features that their client literally comes with. Acting like they are bringing us features when really they couldn't figure out how to code and remove them.

>>533659648
why the fuck did you take a picture of your screen?

>>533661784
Excuse you, I'm level 10.

>>533659648
>No sanct aura
>No Precision
>vindication for some reason
yup, it's brazilian hours alright

>>533661783
they are probably contacting the datacenter to install debian on site, because they got it on bindows

>>533661624
>late joiner

There's actually a lot of little secrets scattered all over Bronzebeard... I cheated a little and looked a map made by the community and I missed ton. I won't look anymore though, I promise.

>>533661949
I'm happy for you. now stay there.

They put Demonic Sacrifice in the destro tree though, which is where it belongs.
That's more thought put into it than blizzard ever did.

>>533661296
I think Holy focus also affects smite now, since it says holy spells instead of healing spells

I wanna play a shaman but I don't wanna be a dwarf or no shoe.....let humans be shamans!!!!!!

>>533661840
epoch is TBC talents, so just look up
WoW TBC Warlock leveling talent tree

>>533659763
Horde, obviously

I don't even want to switch sides for turtle now since they're just going to offer fresh in 2 weeks.

So why did the original devs think it was a good idea to transition from needing a ratio of 1 tank per 5 people in dungeons to needing 2 tanks per 40 people in raids?

>>533660930
this is actual bm raiding spec brother
you need the pet hit chance, they make up a lot of your damage
you want mend pet because priest niggers wont dispel your pet ever unless you get lucky with mass dispel
imp hunter mark is for your survival hunter who doesnt have mana issues
>picking armor over hp lmao

>>533659241
that's just Shadow Ulmetrs fucking with Ulmetrs Prime, he has a chance to activate on commit after the 70th hour of no sleep

>>533661624
There's not even a server. Hasn't been since "launch" one week ago. It's just a rugpull and everybody in this thread is coping bout it ever coming back up.

>he needs to "look" at "talent builds" instead of intuiting what is good (or just picking what looks cool)

>>533661154
why cant they just use the box they already have all you would need is a debian iso? its not like ovh don't already have the hardware they were already using them

>>533661251
>this is what all of these "new and buffed feral druids" will look like the second they try to find a raid

>>533662286
also once you get enough crit, you can take one point out of bestial discipline and just slide it into frenzy

>>533662405
see >>533661918

>schrodinger's server

>>533662248
They didn't, two tanks is what the community optimized on.

During actual vanilla (not classic, there's a difference) you'd have raids go in with as many as 4, sometimes even more. Then we got better as players at handling the mechanics and just playing/itemizing.

>>533661918
this is not necessary every cloud server provider lets you bring your own iso if you choose, it would be insane to make people manually do it

>>533662562
it's a datacenter in the UK, I believe it.

Made a bis set for when Epoch comes back up rate my lv 15 prebis

So dont take vindication?

>>533662653
I'll use only what I can craft

>>533662613
buddy just google "ovh bring your own iso", why just make assumptions

>>533662758
That's not lore accurate. There should be Draenei in the background.

>>533662653
>for when epoch comes back up

>>533662670
8/8

>>533662786
I don't think they use OVH

with all of the people stepping on each other's heads to join bronzebeard, i think the writing is on the wall that ascension will remove most of the bloat.

>>533662309
we do not have enough information to accurately assess the situation as such
so far what I see is incompetence from a small insular team that rejects outside help. doesn't seem like a planned scam for money, although there is still the opportunity to do so even if that was not the original plan

the honest assessment is that we do not have enough information to confidently assert such a claim

Best professions for rogue? Just went with basic bitch mining/engineering out of habit.

>>533661783
gurubashi still doesn't have hardware because they only provisioned login server and kezan earlier

Is it true Muzzy leaked all the custom content? I'm trying to find the stream where he did it but I can't.

>>533662867
never mind, I am wrong. I don't know what they are doing then.

>>533662895
>so far what I see is incompetence from a small insular team that rejects outside help.
You really don't know what's going on behind the scenes honestly, I think things could have been a lot worse if all the pserver admin oldheads didn't randomly pop up and ask if they needed some advice

>>533662895
Yes thank you for your input chatGPT now go back to bed.

>>533662867
they said they do, and even if they didnt literally every provider lets you install whatever you want even the cheapest vps providers to the most expensive dedicated servers or they have auto installers for stuff like ubuntu or debian. the amount of money it would cost to send someone out to manually install isos would be retarded. the whole point is that they're cloud servers you dont know what ur talking about

>>533662948
mining / engineering or alch / herb

I had fun while Gurubashi was up, I just wanted to say that if you are here, Nack Figgers, I have a message for you:
LOL

>>533663106
yep agreed

>>533663108
pick up a book, learn stats, learn about unit tests
check your assumptions

>>533662948
can't do rogue without engi
however, if for some unknown reason you're playing rogue on kazan then it literally doesnt matter what you pick

>gems like tigers eye/malachite actually becoming MORE in demand now that Blacksmithing can make jewelry and has more recipes that require gems
Gonna be basically having to beg my friends to mail me the random gem drops they get on top of the random ones I get from veins.

>>533663253
nigger

>>533663253
What's wrong with that name?

>>533663253
thats fucking funny

Guru was up 2 days ago? For how long?

>>533663368
It's already proven they have added custom ore nodes so you might be alright there if gems aren't too hard to come by in the first place

>>533663253
im genuinely shocked they even have gm's

>>533663356
>playing kezan
I'm not on hrt. Thanks anon

>>533663424
it has two capitals.
sadly wow only allows for one.
it's obviously a hacker.

I just hit lvl 31 in Pantheon

>>533663590
Good morning sir.

>>533663523
Isn't that only for higher level ore? I've yet to see any unique ones in Tirisfal, maybe they don't start showing up until the 10-20 zones.

>kezan

>>533663573
Its all the discord mods i think

https://youtu.be/XOOxegPbmPY?si=WfIOiKO8qpbzO28S
These dungeons will be so kino to play through when Epoch launches again

It's not classic unless there are ore veins spawning in unreachable spots on top of hills and underneath the ground