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>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3050325
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Favorite Momotalk writer?
How do we save Blue Archive? What are you doing to do when the game goes EoS next year?
>>533660940pikachu please come back
https://x.com/zenokidon1/status/1951668563426836579
Fuarkkk
>>533660940>Poist was responsible for the god awful Nagisa momotalks He should die.
Thank you Akane for the free plat.
>>533660940Prenguin, because Reisa's momotalk is so good.
>>533661028I get to laugh at you /bag/gots before i left /vg/ forever.
>>533660940>All the shitty ones are by pikachuDamn
>>533660871 (OP)Fat Shiroko > Weak Shiroko
>>533661141He also wrote Iori though
stop with the Twitter links and just post the image or video you want to share
>>533660940Iroha's are still the best to this day
Kisaki snitched that Hina wants headpats.
>>533661238Mika, Atsuko, Aru, Ako, dHina, Shigure, sEimi, Ichika, and Himari all have excellent momotalks, though.
>>533660940How did you know who wrote the momotalks?
>>533661309No you don't understand I have a disease that forces me to act like a complete faggot and only post twitter links.
>>533660940>bAkane>wife alt>bToki in my bed>SexNever thought I'd say this but GrimGreen
>>533660940Imagine your name being then-goon
any other semi-newfags starting to get into that comfy state of having plenty of strong students raised for most raids and now you can just take your time slowly raising the occasional new meta students coming out?
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Why do you guys keep crying about the Eye of Sauron? He died at the end of the second age nigga, he can't see you, chill out lmao
>>533661413They are credited in the artbooks.
>>533660940I haven't read them all, and from what I'm gathering most of what I did was either Isakusan or Then-goon
I think I'll go with Isakusan > Then-goon > Prenguin > Poist >everything else idc
>>533661376I'm calling bullshit because Mika's were so shit that the new momos felt like a redemption arc. Himari's momos are bad too because one episode was just her being a cunt to you and the feet l2d.
>>533660940I'm giving it to Then-Goon
>>533660940>Then-goonIt's obvious
>>533660267Asking again because I can't find anything in the OP with a raid timeline
>>533661632>Mika's were so shit that the new momos felt like a redemption arcYou didn't understand them, and the new momos are predicated on the previous ones for it to actually work as well as they do. They're part of a whole.
>>533661505He named himself before zoomer slang. It's like the beer called corona
>>533660940Whoever did swimsuit mikas momo
>>533661028>BA eosing>when a Mika alt just came outYou'll be waiting 5 more years at minimum
>>533661695use the pyro planner. it has a week by week timeline
>>533661695just check the wiki pages, they have tabs for both global and JP raid lists, check JP's to see what's coming up
>>533661695https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Total_Assault#tabber-JP
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Grand_Assault#tabber-JP
If I'm done spending stamina on the event and swept all the floors I could for hard mode, what should I be dumping stamina on? just more hard mode ?
Then Goon is no longer at the company, right?
>>533661632Mika's momo's were great the fuck are you on about?
>>533660940GrimGreen because I loved maid Alice's the most.
Rumi's was also sex.
>>533661771Mika flopped
Seia gave us more time but we don't have "break in case of emergency" characters left
>>533661028Things look dire. We need Iroha (Wedding Dress) to save us.
>>533661912Progressing to max cafe upgrade
>>533661912the event for ligmas
>>533661997>Seia gave us more time?
>>533661090I'm going to coom in hasoom
>>533661912You can read the past events since each of them costs like hundred.
why does iori run to the right
>>533661912unlock more hard mode stages and sweep those
Bronze trophy looks GOOD?
>>533661997>Mika floppedbullshit
>>533662006i cant. I suck too much and am stuck currently at 19-5 i believe.
>>533662181It's the only way. They gave her a dangle because they had Iroha's voice actor in for the alt and asmr.
>>533661997Akira, Professor Smug, Ayame, Kaguya, more prisoners, FOX squad, etc etc...
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>n-no you don't understand, saar, seia was just a one time wonder, ba is going to eos any second now, saar
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general.
(I'm not that fag)
>>533660940Kayoko's popularity skyrocketed after NYKayoko was released so I'm giving it to Poist.
Remember to save up your semen for your sex cat on Tuesday.
Arona sex
Sex with my wife Arona
>>533662319None of them are particularly popular. The only thing that can maybe save us at this point is another Hina alt.
>>533662338eat your sandals
>>533661761shes my princess wife though
>>533662274you should have plenty of hard nodes to farm if you are up to stage 19
>>533662461Smug is the most popular an npc has ever been ain't she?
I didn't get any reply last thread, so I will ask again.
Does unclaimed dailies get sent to the inbox? I am planning to save them for the 3x EXP weekends.
>>533662545No, Kisaki was far, far more popular than she was. And Rio after Kisaki. Niyaniya is a few steps below that.
>>533662319All flops
Release Iroha alt instead
>>533662545Relative to screentime it's just her and Kisaki yeah.
>>533662536hard is currently at 14 something, and I struggled with 16-5 so I fear for hard 16.
I suck when it comes to yellow i guess
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this is a smeg
>>533662637At this point we might need multiple Iroha alts at the same time
why are some fags here so obsessed about eos
>>533662723Little silly ball of cutenes
>>533662761Ibuki gets a little higher each time
>>533662761You have a long way to go before you win, Seia.
>>533662928Its all just her being cute and stuff made out of fluff and rainbows, right?
...right?
Only Kaho/Chise (Fundoshi) can save us now
welfare Niya (Slingshot Bikini) can come too, I guess
>>533662761>Sexy Archive is real
>>533663003sensei having that much art is pretty crazy for being the player character
>>533662761Seia's 2200+ is the highest per month jump ever since the redditor started making these.
>>533663161doodle sensei is easy to draw
>>533663161sensei isn't alone in any of them.
Now draw more ibuki hentai, we gotta raise her fanart count
>>533663003UOOOOOOHHHH!!!! SENSEI!!! EROTIC!!!! THINING HAIR AND WRINKLY SKIN!!!!! EROTIC!!!!!!
Odysseia mentioned.
>This is still better than being sent to the reflection room at the bottom of the sea
So Odysseia has a similar system to Millennium, but they built it underwater.
>>533662215I think I'm up to 16 on hard mode but its at the point where I lose a star from taking too long. Not really sure what to do there, getting chise to be stronger for blue stages will be a while, getting hina to be stronger for red will be a while, and same thing for nonomi for yellow.
>>533663213And yet it still couldn't save Blue Archive. Curious. Almost like most of it was paid for by Nexon.
>>533663003Where is fat shiroko?
>>533663221>>533663260i know but still usually the player character doesnt get much art
>>533663305hi mika, miyako, yuuka. every other student
>>533663426Your gudao? Not to mention all the Hoyoshit MCs.
>>533662761Damn, dude. This is inarguable.
>>533663426stop calling me out
>>533663305>THINING HAIR AND WRINKLY SKIN
>>533662520I guess we'll have to fight
>>533663401Iroha is too perfect for straight men to look like a believable falseflag against BA
>>533663361mermaid students soon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrVaUxpqCNY
Minigame speedrun. Hina is the strongest as always
>>533662163Why does reading the story cost stamina anyway?
>>533663401You're so mad at Nexon but it was Doremi that didn't want to draw her in a dress for the Hinawank event.
does Plana have a valentine momo? Just unlocked her, but she's not on the list
>the sexiest bikini alt also got the least amount of art
I fucking hate the Japanese. Seia's swimsuit is mid as hell. Garbage taste bugmen
>>533663361They could make something cool with another odysseia event. The bunny event was boring and forgettable
>>533663653Because nexon are jews. There is no other possible answer.
>>533663679Nta but Nexon made that choice. I don't think they paid for art but they definitely have something against Iroha.
>>533663809>why isn't generic bitch #434867354 getting more fanart
Look, you can't just samefag Irohaschizo into being a real thing
>>533663952we do not have generic characters you fucking shithead
>>533663809Thank dev favoritism. If Ichika got the same amount of effort, she'd be much higher.
>>533663385Why did you skip Shanako and not get spooked by momiji?
Iroha is the only thing that can save the game now.
>>533663642This will be helpful later
>>533663809Yeah I agree, sucks that we didn't get more SKasumi art.
>>533663767hmm hope she'll appear there after reset then
>>533662282I can't believe anon is fucking dead
>>533663982Do you have any other explanation for why they skipped her for swimsuit and dress alts?
>>533664019Who? I started on the close to the last day of fes
>>533664063It's with the buffs, so it's useless for the first run which is the only one with any difficulty.
>>533664278then I take it back
>>533664063Just reset until you get the infinite loop combo if you want to cheese it
>>533664063>>533663642> Have to wait for TWO TURNS of doing nothing, otherwise you can't use the skill> Will absolutely get kekked if the final floor boss is KaitenJust use Iori or the loop deck.
It's simple, Hina is the writer's petdev and there is no way they would make Iroha more shinning than Hina
>>533664372There are no takebacks in life.
>>533663809She's literally a mob student. What did you expect?
>>533663809It's simple: she's a welfare Support with a nearly worthless kit.
As a bad welfare you will never actually use her because she's worthwhile in 0 content and there's no room in BA to just "use ur favs"
As a Support you would never actually see her in battle even if you chose to use her.
You can't be a popular character if nobody ever has a reason to use you or see you.
Take a chill pill, Irohaschizo.
>>533664731Asuna and Toki are both pretty fucking useless.
>>533663809Icchika is shit and Izuna and Renge wear it bbebtter
Sensei is a generic old man who fucks his students, although it's 99% just him being raped
>>533664651They had plenty of other times they could've given Iroha an alt but never did even though it's long overdue. Past few summers only had new students. Iroha could've easily gotten a dress alt in the same event and never did, which is probably the most blatant proof Nexon has an active agenda against her.
>>533664731Most of the artists who draw BA are secondaries who couldn't care less about the gameplay though.
>>533664876I'm not generic
>>533664876>Sensei is a generic old manSensei is 25.
Irohaschizo's posts feel like chatGPT answers.
They saw the Iroha cucking Hina art and decided to take revenge on the fanbase. It's simple as that.
>>533662761I can't believe seia broke seia's record
This summer event mindbroke the Iroha schizo so badly
>>533665026this can't be I was 31 last time I checked
I know I'm late but holy FUCK, Noa heavily implied (You) took her virginity in her ASMR story.
>>533665049this is also my schizo theory
>>533665086I've always said it's unfortunate they don't want to give her an alt.
>>533665074No one should question why they wank Seia, it's literally what (You) yes, YOU want
>>533665074>Rio that low on her own anniversaryWhat a fucking flop. We should only release Seia alts from now on.
Nexon would be so based if Iroha becomes the rerun bait for the next Pandemonium event.
>>533662761Seiacoin is pumping!
>>533665191I don't. Bond lvl 1 and never raising it.
>>533665049Makoto bros, we need to hide the Hina cuckchair art NOW
>>533665231They'd just do like anniversary and not give her one at all
>>533662761>blonde one-piece swimsuit alt won most art of an alt this year>blonde one-piece swimsuit alt won most art of an alt last year
>>533665142god i wish there were asmr translations
>>533665506can't you use your aye-eyes to do it?
>>533660940Poist made me fucking gay in OShigure's momo. Thankfully the asmr super absolved it.
>>533663809>the sexiest bikini alt also got the least amount of art It didn't actually, hence i being at the top
>>533665820there is nothing sexy about Seia's shitty meme bikini you tasteless faggot
seiarager is fucking nuts
>page 2
wheres everyone going? bingo?
The ideal feminine body by /bag/'s standards
>no tits
>no ass
>short
You're one small detail away from being shotacons.
Hina should sit on my face
The ichika schizo is having a major meltdown
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>>533666183Still here and still dumping images.
>>533666307Schizo joke by Momoi
>>533666382shouldn't it be Aoi?
>>533663003>Huge gap between Momoi and Midori>Nozomi ahead of Hikari nowWhat went wrong with the green twin?
Ichika simply has no appeal and no amount of rape momos will change that
Mihomo stole Shiroko terror idea from us
>>533666512This is the power of racism
>>533666462Aoi is the prostate elf.
>>533663809Sorry Ichika, you got done dirty by being in the Mika event.
there is no such thing as third saiba sister
I hope Seia gets another 2 alts soon. Just to see Irohafag have a melty. And then to observe collective /bag/ melty over 3rd Haruna/Saori alt.
>>533666486pixiv new art count from the 4th anniversary
>>533666512>Momoi and MidoriMemes
>Nozomi ahead of Hikari nowFunnily enough, Hikari only being a meme
>>533666720Haven't you heard of Saiba Kuro?
>>533662761She actually won harder than this
A lot of sMika and sNagisa art is tea party as a whole, if you filter it by single character art Seia got more than Mika and Nagisa combined, and Hasumi got surprisingly more than Mika
I need more main story! I need it now!
>>533666897She didn't won because I don't like the glasses.
The ichikafag and the irohafag should hold hands and kiss
How did Seia win so hard?
>>533666897She actually won because I like the glasses.
Can't wait to roll for Kaya in next month story update.
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Sex.
With Ibuki.
>>533667273That's a child
>>533667214Flat, curveless, pale body almost blending in with her swimsuit.
Blue Archive will go EoS unless they release Kaya. Than I will spend 10 gorillion dollarinos and keep it afloat for a while longer.
Keep posting images instead of biting the bait /bag/gots.
>>533667430I don't remember making this post
It's weird that I've never seen it mentioned but Churro was designed by Paruru.
>>533667214sexy design
great character
god momos
best l2d
>>533666648Hasumi did fine despite being a secondary character in the event. Ichika was basically a second protagonist. I think nips just have garbage taste.
>>533667589You just described Wakamo
>>533667214unironically because of picrel
gacha players just don't like plain swimsuits
>>533667214She was already the most popular character from Tea Party, and then she got the best alt design
>>533663809Ichika got on her hands and knees and swore fealty to a superior woman, a PINK one if it wasn't bad enough already. Anyone who wasn't a mobfucker is probably disappointed that any of the stacyness they imagined she had is officially gone now
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It's officially over, bros
>>533667873nah, MIka is the most popular. Seia doesn't even show up in the top 10 polls
Is there no vice-president in the Seminar? Also isn't it weird how the students are more wary of Yuuka compared to Rio? They're treating her like the ruler of Millenium.
>>533667924>top 10 pollsCan you link some? They're always interesting and I only have the old ass Korean one.
>>533667454this should be her next alt
in fact all of Abydos should get bunny suit alts
Abydos should get deported.
>>533667979No
Yuuka is on the front lines, handling the budget of clubs. Rio has always been in the background. And now Yuuka is effectively in charge of the school.
>>533668034https://dengekionline.com/article/202501/30392
This is the most recently conducted one. And it was verified players only.
https://x.com/HayanyeRo3s/status/1951661216088416417
>>533668278what the fuck, that's porn
>>533667979>how the students are more wary of YuukaThey're just seething because Yuuka won't approve of budgets for their unrealistic, useless or inappropriate projects.
>>533668357Wakamo has never polled well outside of Korea. Japan doesn't really care about her.
>>533667617Continue to royal bloodline
>>533663809You're right. They should respect Megu's "those probably aren't her nipples" bikini-shirt combo way more
>>533668752I wanna live in Hina's hair
>>533668171>Yuuka is on the front lines, handling the budget of clubs. In the manga, I find it positively surprising that Yuuka is usually depicted with GDD when it comes to her duties. I think Yuuka really likes GDD despite them constantly messing up the budgets.
Back to the snooze i guess.
>>533669120Same.
How am I supposed to find the AP to do event reruns when it's all taken up by events and 3x campaigns
>>533669038With Mika, Atsuko, and Ibuki?
>>533669362i was thinking serika instead of ibuki but ibuki sounds just as good
>>533669362Ibuki is a child, with a bit of tummy fat
>>533669337Brother, we don't get 3x campaigns year-round
>>533669362Mika and Atsuko teaching Ichika how to have sex...
>>533669241bitch it's 1 PM
>>533669362With Serika, Swimsuit Serika, and Miko Serika. 5some when Idol Serika releases 2 months from now.
>Don't worry /bag/, the Princess has been secured and is ready to continue the summer events! Mikacchi said we're gonna go visit the nearby private bath house! They've got tons of skincare products! It's glow up time ladies!
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Jumby my beloved...
>>533669458>IchikaIbuki I mean
mika deserved to get beaten up
what a garbage character
>>533669642>>533669458No, no- leave it
She needs to learn
>>533669610This post is worse than the blacked Mika and guro spam
>>533669664why are femals cucks considered queens but male cucks considered losers
>>533669337You PVP refresh, don't brainlessly buy out the shop, and stop farming the event when it stops becoming efficient. For example in the camp event you can spend the same amount of AP for either enough reports to max 1 student, or 30 eligma. Everyone always says HURRDURR ELIGMA IS ALWAYS MORE IMPORTANT but that's totally not the case for a new player running short of reports.
>>533669875why? it's cute
>>533669875he's a little autistic but trying his best
>>533669949What if I need literally everything in the shop?
>higher grade mats are more valuable for the future>but right now I'm bottle necked by low grade mat/book shortage
>>533669141GDD are the protagonists of the manga. Obviously all the side characters will be depicted with them.
>>533669974>35 year old man tries to be "cute" for other 35 year old men>mangles the characters in the process because he doesn't give a fuck about them and is only after the attention
>>533669949>don't brainlessly buy out the shopoops lol
>>533670310Nice reading comprehension
>>533670183Just buy silver and blue notes/bds from the raid shop.
>>533670414But I want to buy characters.
>>533669154You know, BA sometimes has these "breakthrough" moments with its art that makes me go 'damn, they're on a different level'.
Like this year it's been tummies, they've really managed to nail it down perfectly with Renge, Kikyou, and Mika.
It happened with sHanako too, where the cleavage was drawn with a certain thickness to it.
It's really made love BA.
>>533670183You should buy all the blurays, grey tech notes (if you don't have the monthlies, if you have the monthlies you get way more than enough grey tech notes from bounties than you will ever need) and blue tech notes, and purple rohoncs from the shop. Everything else is overpriced or not that useful.
when do they start drawing really good looking feet?
>>533670395mika is a garbage character and i finally understand the hate
>>533670487Newfags just need to to redeem 3 students in early game: Maki, Koharu, Azusa. Everything else can be kept at 2*.
>>533670414orange blurays have a higher and purple blurays have the same event currency/raid coin ratio as blue tech notes.
>>533670678Tsurugi and Miyako are useful
>>533670673if you do it every day it gets kinda old bro
>>533670673Wow haha might as well start posting scat for the rest of your life then
>>533670678New players are not going to get Koharu and Azusa quickly
>>533670248He probably likes seeing autistic balding men taking their fumos to McDonald's too.
>>533670837No they are not, stop trying to brick newfags.
>>533670821Def down on normal for Hiero raid. Good single target damage outside of bluefes student too.
>>533670837>tsurugiMore like Eimi
>NOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN ON THE INTENRET YOU NEED TO BE A MATURE KID
You're in a general for a game targeted at teenagers and young adults, where the story is as infantile as it gets
Trying to play the "maturity" card here is simply cringe.
>>533670874why would i put in that effort for such a cringe inducing nothing character
>>533671162It's just Seiafags shitposting. Ignore them.
This is new to me. Whats the trick here?
Also when did people start using Yuuka so much in PvP?
we need to take more of our students virginities. mika, chinatsu, hoshino. maybe noa and i wish miyako.
>>533671408It's too complicated to explain in a 4chan post. Read the final release restriction guide.
>>533671491Hina should stop being boring
>>533671162>avatarfagging in a single player gameThat's extra pathetic and we're not even an MMO general
>>533670793I love this picture.
hina will never have sex with sensei despite what he says to her
>>533671382She is why I picked up the game.
Sensei should have sex with Ako.
>>533671764Asuna got me interested in BA but I've picked this game after seeing several Roogi arts. She's not my wife but I still like her a lot.
Finally SOMEONE in this whole place who loves me
>>533672006Until Ako is satisfied.
>>533671825He definitely has much more sex with her than Hina.
>>533669818>>533669891>>533670349>Thanks for supporting our Vigilante ritualposts. We'll do our best to make sure the Squad and the Tea Party have a great summer getaway.
>>533660940>Then-goon wrote all the Hyakki momos EXCEPT Pina>excluded Pina from all the Hyakki events he wroteI'm noticing
>>533671408>Whats the trick here?Bring strong autoattackers (Shiroko Terror, S Izuna among others), AOE healing (Hanako is good), a buffer that can hit multiple units (Kotama), and a unit with a strong single target ex skill (I use S Shiroko).
The boss resists ex skills, hence the autoattackers. The ex skill user is to destroy a red ord. Time it so the orb is destroyed ontop of your units for a massive attack buff
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>>533669610based viigilanteGOD
who is the next student sensei will have sex with?
>>533670673She's not garbage but she's massively overrated, if you like 3dpd women you'll probably like her
>>533670678Tsurugi, Natsu, and Kaede are just as useful for newcuties who want to clear Chesed, Peroro, and Goz, and theyre easily farmable. They also have comfy momos and L2Ds
>>533672384Tsurugi, with it being implied in an ASMR. Please, John Nexon, give me Roogi ASMR.
>>533671972I ended up liking the game and other characters a lot more than I expected but I definitely would not have picked it up at all without Tsurugi to entice me.
>>533672384Iroha in her wedding dress momos
not a fan of slampigs desu
>>533672607But she's so gross!
>>533672607this is the sexiest and best rabbit
>>533672512Isn't it like Kaede is also pretty good for Set?
>>533672764>But she's so hot!ftfy
>>533672862Not until floor 110
>>533672919>Not until floor 110My max was floor 90 today.
>>533672764Thats the good part!
>>533669448Check the calender, brother. We do get them all year-roudn now to catch up to JP.
>>533671538>>533672284thanks. looked at the video.
how often does this thing pop up? im still playin catch up and realizing I hardly have any other aoe healing students other than koharu. back in the day we never had to use em so i gotta reconsider it now.
>>533673069As in, we don't have them every week...
>>533673091look at the pyro planner
>>533673091Once this ends, another starts immediately. It will swap to a different armor type for the boss or another boss altogether
>>533672512> Chesed, PeroroBy the time those get a rerun they will have enough coins to redeem, they should just focus on notes this early into the game.
> GozThey already have S.Shizuko for that, Kaede can't reposition.
what do students do when tehy wake sensei up in the morning and they see his morning wood?
>>533673267Actually there's a pause for one day so Plana can rest.
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She loves me
>>533673091Koharu works fine but might stuggle in the upperfloors where a special healer or a healer with blue armor would thrive
>>533673297The same thing they do at any other time
>>533673208Yeah about that...
People always talk about Hina wank, but Hina has not wanked me yet.
Curious.
>>533673490What's your point? The only 3x there is the current weak
>>533673490Anon, I am going to beat you to death if you don't read that shit.
>>533673459give me the pink one
>>533672804I should be allowed to see her belly
yea sensei does it raw with his students
>>533673435yeah i never bothered leveling any of the special students that focus on healing but i got a ton of new ones so maybe i can work on one of them now just for these type of fights.
i need to finish updating this but no downtime lately
>>533673562nyoo...my costco hotdog collection...
>>533673297Ibuki would be curious about it
>>533673297Akane would apparently poke it and have a giggle.
>>533673562Technically she did when she sat on your lap while going nopan, rubbing her bare cunny against your crotch
>>533673647She will never let you see her precious belly.
She'll do so only after marriage.
>>533673863Well she is very horny
Haha, get it? Because she has 4 horns
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Will we ever kiss a student?
>>533673868>Tfw Hinatures vienna sausage legs won't make me nut irlLife is cruel...
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>>533673863Damn I can barely last twenty minutes. Is she just humping his corpse?
>>533674196i want to see the full thing
>>533674309This damn brat...
Correction needed
half/bag/, do not forget to thank pic related for saving Blue Archive this Bunny Day
>>533674193She would have a difficult time putting on a turtleneck with her horns.
>>533674850Thank you, Neru.
>>533674850Kill yourself monkey
>14 hours per thread
Reminder to laugh at them.
>>533674708my greg hero...
>>533675089considering the amount of shitposting this thread has, is it really worth it?
Remember to prepare a raw dish
>>533673562It's not what it looks like...
Almost nobody over there says half/bag/ btw
>>533675584Doesn't track, that would mean the shitposting is manufactured by bad actors who don't actually care about either cake
>>533675524What, like sashimi?
>>533674945>Kill yourself monkey.Sorry, can't do. My students need me.
>>533660940Have to give it to GrimGreen.
Might be bias, because the live2D's look great, including one of my studentwife's so no complaints here.
>>533675764I thought this might be official for a second
>>533675706https://x.com/tmosuu/status/1951580085502476523/
I ignore 3X weeks if there's an event.
>>533675524Endless number of your ancestors died eating raw food
>spent precious resources raising a student
>couldn't win using her anyway
>stuff I spent is now a complete waste well maybe not 100% a waste considering it was Himari who can maybe possibly get used somewhere later but still disappointing
I'm really starting to feel the squeeze on reports now that I'm in the 80s. This is very annoying and demoralizing.
>>533662319does anyone except 1 avatarfag cares about the fox squad
>>533675480The shitposting here escalates when Mika gets new content, it will settle after some time
>>533674850Thank you Asuna
Thank you Karin
Thank you Rio
I don't regard neru, toki and akane
>>533676045I like Kurumi a lot.
huh? why now of all times
>>533676010>raise dAru>turned out to be useless >level Mina's EX skill for the 3 debuffs >winWell that's gay
>>533674193This game would be improved with more mommies.
>>533675764Why do they write aoba like that? I'm pretty sure she loves sensei alot
>>533676159It's an homage to old horror movies that used to say that for no actual reason.
>>533676159Preemptive warning to placate autismos who canโt just suspend their disbelief to enjoy the story as it is presented
>>533676159Funny real world stuff keeps happening
>>533676310His comics are extremely surface level interpretations of their personalities
I'm honestly tired of him
>>533676460I can see why. If most of his shit is like that.
>>533675480Who do you think is doing the shitposting? And yes, a completely normal thread is better than a hellhole where half of the retards put each other in the ignore list over some argument 30 threads ago
>>533676010You will literally be using Himari on every single piece of content until you get Kisaki. How is that not a waste?
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When was Miku collab? How is he still 72?
>>533676310>>533676460Aoba does have a pessimistic personality and reflexively talks in a pessimistic way even when she doesnโt necessarily mean to, so I can somewhat see it.
Bros my report count isn't doing very well. Also should I be using these crafting tickets?
>>533676596>Who do you think is doing the shitposting?You.
>where half of the retards put each other in the ignore list over some argument 30 threads agoNo one does that. Also, IDs refresh per thread.
Just get to the part where you say skip Nozomi
>>533676596I pray you will change as a human before your final hours
>>533676159>V4C2>Kaya pulled a retard move>half/bag/gots say this shit is unrealistic>months later>South Korean president made a retard move>half/bag/gots now screaming how good V4C2 is and how they love Miyako
>>533676661I guess but I would assume she would be different after her last momo. "I hate this world(without you).
>>533676693you get tons of crafting tickets, might as well use them
>>533676701nta, but i like being able to share actual criticism or less-than-dicksucking opinons of the game and get genuine responses instead of shitposts because i don't have 78 posts in the thread
>>533676701>Yousee
>>529791483They most definitely do. Avatarfags are the most petty people on the planet. And no, IDs don't work the way you think. You see, certain posts are recognizable between threads. If you make 30 posts in one thread and 30 posts in another thread, it only takes 1 post to be recognizable and it links all your posts together. For many people, you can simply go check and you will be able to tell every single post they made in the last 3 months.
>>533676856I've always loved miyako
>>533676159>>533676391The legal team has to cover as many bases as possible and account for actual retarded people when they do so. All it takes is not saying something because you think people are smart enough to infer it and someone proving you wrong to take a lawsuit to the face.
>>533677060You can.
>>533677131Sounds like you got called out for shitposting and you're bitter.
>>533676756NO DON'T LEAVE ME
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BA WAS A THING BACK THEN
>>533677131>You see, certain posts are recognizable between threads.I am once again asking if you see this irony in this statement.
>try insane and see if Kokona will get one shotted since blue armor
>others do as well
All I needed to know that insane is impossible for me right now. I doubt just having more levels is gonna let my students live. Guess this is why there's a whole different tier list for insane and above?
>>533677289Wowโฆ Hinabuttโฆ
>>533677292Are you retarded? Of course individual posts are recognizable between threads here. But go ahead and show me which posts I made in this thread. Which ones did I make in the last thread? In the thread a week ago?
I've done the math. There are only 3 senseis in all of /bag/ who have logged on every day since launch. The rest of you are failures.
>>533677131Imagine being this fucking scared of ids
>>533676619>until you get KisakiYeah about that
Rolled her back in March.
>>533677265I only found out about Blue Archive because of the Miku collab.
>>533677489Stop it, you're scaring him!
>>533677503She's massaging my baby
>>533676856I literally never said those last four words.
Do students mind if sensei has facial hair?
>>533677503For me it was Mutsuki and Ibuki fanart
>>533677449I don't want people to notice that I have schizophrenic opinions that are constantly changing for no reason.
>finally prepare to do Greg
>have my own Mine but lack the mats to get her up to speed so I just borrow
>Hare keeps dying so I had to improvise and buff Hina ahead of time
>boss survives with 12 bars before killing everyone but Mine
>had to solo the rest with Mine
I sure hope the rest of the colors arent this bad
>Need to level Rio
>Need to level Seia
I am very poor.
>>533676856I liked Miyako the moment I saw her. She has a very good design and is obvious that she has fans.
Name a worse club than the Gourmet Research club
Saori need a tummy centered L2D
>>533677738bro your koharu?
>>533677442why would people want to log in when you continuously give them garbage rolls
>>533677565Why are students in general like this?
>>533677398The "intended" rabbit approach is basically impossible without Minori or equivalent utterly JACKED aoe dps. If you don't have the units for a Mine-enabled approach either then it's extreme for you
and me
>>533677803worse in terms of what? the yin-yang club is pretty boring if you ask me
>>533677738>hareFucking retard
why can't i get my mine to put the debuff counter to 5 on the second red cycle
i just get stuck at 4 and have to reset
>>533677921you need to hit greg with the blue organ thing
>>533677803Afterschool Sweets Club. They are just a less unhinged Gourmet Research Club.
>>533677442The days I've missed were because mobs senseinapped me and were taking turns with me...
What's canon sensei's pp size?
Activity reports are an efficient use of permits, right?
Just realized I don't have enough to bring cSena to 90.
>>533678251Absolutely not
YAY ARIS!
Finally more sunshine and rainbows
Aris is the cutest!
>>533677803Entire abydos. A club doesn't work if it's your entire school and have no dynamics with others in the school. It was slightly interesting when they mentioned the problems with having foreclosure not representing the student council, but that ended too quickily. Not saying that I don't like the students though.
>>533678102It scales with amount of platinum trophies.
>>533678310Fug. i guess it's adult card time.
If you smash Greg with a piano it deals emotional damage, physical damage and debuffs him
>>533678423What about gold
>>533678251Just buy them, exp is exp
>>533666524She looks literally like the classmate I was in love with and who was sitting at the same desk with me.
When we were in the dining room, she would hold out her legs to me and ask me to tie her shoelaces.
And it's very sad.
>>533678554Only Hina can play the piano.
I quite like this creature
Kei kei loves sensei so much.
>Enter twitter
>Saw a butthole
holy shit bongbros did they lift the ban???
>>533678391Unrelated but piggybacking off the topic of Abydos, is their entire district just completely empty except for a handful of students an couple of npcs in the city center? Like sensei got lost there for days without seeing a single soul. That has to be unsettling as fuck. I would be very interested in walking around an completely abandoned city with almost everything still intact.
>>533678596This is the kind of post I expect from a SEAnig, not a vatnik
>>533678586Every gold without platinum makes him younger and more shota-like and easily molestable.
severe lack of soundposts itt
How do I Gregs without Mine
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Bing
>>533678656I feel like she was the worst part of Rabbit Squad
>>533678907There is also a huge desert to the west that's said to be as big as trinity and gehenna's region combined that is just nothing but ruins and sand.
>>533679106BHoshino + Akane
>>533678921>SEAnigI still can't figure out who it is.
Don't forget your last headpats before reset.
>>533679307Who is she impregnating?
>>533679307>no mole>wing on the wrong side
>>533679490Pat Pat Pat Pat
Which global server is more competitive? Apparently there's like 5 times as many plat slots in NA compared to EU, but is there 5 times as many players as well?
>>533679612no, NA is easy as fuck
>>533679612None of them are competitive
>>533679514Based, how do you even screw up the wing placement?
>>533679735why do you think that is? flouride in the water? Microplastics in our balls?
>>533679307Why are the lights off in that restroom?
>>533679612I can't get plat with just extremes on EU
Seeing all the details in Mika's swimsuit like this is cool
>>533679307Kayoko legitimately looks like a prostitute
>>533677803Hyakkawhateverthefuckitis
Don't get me wrong, the girls are extremely fuckable, but the club itself is crap
The whole school is like that. Great girls, boring setting and story.
Niya please sit on my face
>>533680091Te escort of gehenna...
>>533680091Aru's too retarded to make money so someone else has to.
>>533680091More like an escort but we prefer the term femme fatale
>>533679984>Fanart cope for a shit swimsuit lol
>>533680091>>533680237>>533680330>>533680347>Become a prostitute in Kivotos>Your only customer is Sensei
>>533678391For me it's this. But mostly because the amount of screen time they have in correlation with their chemistry seems incredibly off kilter. Funny how both Hina and Hoshino have the same problem of being the only member of their respective clubs that the writers give a shit aboht
>>533680512I would pay very often.
111/120 Haruna Elephs, I can almost taste it...
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>tfw finally good luck
what's with all the bunny art?
Why did Seiafags decide to become the biggest shitposters of these threads?
>>533680486How long will it be before sex >worker or escort becomes not okay? I'm pretty sure prostitute was always a neutral term.
I was forced to retreat from my garden by THEM again. ow.
Guess I'll finally do my Greg runs for a bit.
>Did anybody else notice Seiaposters bad because I can't doompost?
>>533660940>guy who had us bathe together and share a coupleโs room with Chinatsu made us the worlds biggest fag in O.Shigureโs momos Might have to go with Prenguin on this one.
>>533680512Lesbian students can pay while I'm resting between 16 hour sessions
>>533680986what the yuzu doin?
>>533680934Seiaanniversary was a flop twice in a row and couldnt even break top 20 earnings
>>533679612>ApparentlyAccording to EUkeks their server is harder than JP and KR.
>>533680749It's bunny day, so post more buncuns
>shitfling against student X
>make sure to attach picture of Y student
>make another post "why Yfags are so awful???"
thoughts on my master strategy?
Taking photos of Ibuki for our family album!
>>533679307haruka is such a simp
Sensei is stupid and smells bad
heeheehee, Arona gave me 50 pyros~
AYOOOO THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA EOS
>>533680512Saori papakatsu with Sensei
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gee chill out hoshino
>>533681274>that documentary where they talk to a guy who takes pictures like this for real in japan>he'd said he'd kill the photographer and then himself if they ever took picots of his own child like thatGrim
How easy is blue Greg Insane for someone that struggled to do red Greg?
I'm doing it bros, halfway there to 100 right?
>>533679612In rough order for Global it's KR >> TW >>> EU > NA >>>>>>>>>>>> Asia
>>533681485>It's okay as long as it's not my own kid
>>533681243He needs to figure out a new trick. Doing the same thing every day gets old.
>>533679928EU is the dumping grounds for everything that's not in the american continent or SEA
when the FUCK are they adding more club stickers
>>533681706The parents did it because they wanted money. Simple as that. Shrimple even
>>533681485>that documentary where they talk to a guy who takes pictures like this for real in japanDid they interview him in prison or how did that work?
>>533681485documentary name?
>>533681605Jumbo Shrimp fans would say this.
>>533681485sometimes you just gotta do what you were tasked to do.
but fuck man, thats I line I would never cross. keep 2d to 2d, leave the children alone.
>>533682153I need to fuck all the mobs
>>533682380The verb related to Plapna, one of my wives.
I've just plapped Himari, peace peace.
>>533682380not "what," "who"
>Tfw just realized that it's been like 2 months since the last survey posting
>>533682406You are the reason we have so many trannies keep screeching at 2d images
>>533681407Does Chise smell good?
>>533682664>I've just plapped HimariSure you did.
>>533681485the photographer? me
>your student
>your non student
>>533682917I dont care what trannies or esl subhumans like you have to say
Hey hey people, did you enjoy your Set?
>>533682984Just live upstairs in a place with no elevator access, what's the problem?
>>533683146Ibussy
Barack Obama
>>533683234>blueYes
>redFuck OFF
Invincible! The true Leader of Gehenna!
>>533683314Nice, keep up the good work.
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insane how much a difference swapping students makes, from complete failure to stompage (kisaki/nonomi -> s.shiroko/momoi)
>>533683497I an genuinely excited for special dangle
>>533683314One day this guy will have a maxed 50+ affection Akane and I hope to witness it
>>533683234I can't kill it in time past 55...
>>533683237>>533683334I'd post the gif of Himari's flying wheelchair if I had it.
>>533683806Himari dangle any time now.
>>533683497Her gun is so cool
>>533681947Stacey Dooley, Young Sex for Sale in Japan
This doc is also said to be the reason why he Rurouni Kenshin guy got busted for CP. She went and publicly shamed the police for arresting a total of 3 people for CP charges since they made it illegal. Then later that year they do the big bust on the mangaka
>Implying stairs can get in the way of her quest to plap
Raise your hips sensei
>>533683637You made this way harder on yourself than you needed to. You want to use strong single target damage and take them out one by one so Koharu can't keep healing everyone and you want to use Tsubaki/Serina to place a tank way deep behind enemy lines so their AoEs can't hit your damage dealers.
>>533684128is this why you don't see jr gravure on niconico anymore?
>>533683864>check the moon wiki to see if the have the gifs>that fucking layoutWhy are elevens so bad at web design, holy fucking shit
>>533682723The "stern voice" always gets me
1 or 2 retards genuinely think a student in the process of raping you would stop just because "muh disappointment" or "muh raise my voice"
>>533683234Heyhey people.
>>533684246I could believe someone from Millennium would have jet thrusters attached to her wheelchair.
>>533684370>a student in the process of raping you would stop just because "muh disappointment" or "muh raise my voice"Maki would do this
Oh is it bunny day already?
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guys is this real?
>>533684329>>532314920 this video has them all
>>533684774No, it ended 4 hours ago.
>>533681563>struggled with red GregAny Greg is a nightmare if you don't have a comfy time with the original.
>>533684370I have such a great rapport with my IRL students that, no matter what stupid shit they're doing, if they see me looking disappointed they stop immediately. They also don't ever get mad if I yell at them because they know I'll only do it when they deserve it.
Git gud sensei
>>533685260The thought of actual teachers being here is concerning.
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>>533684004True, it's pretty epic.
>>533685260Future inmate btw
>>533684925>ๅฃไธ่งใใใใThis guy gets it.
>>533684370I would simply tell her that NO means NO and that I will NOT be intimidated by her and that will be that.
>>533681563Mine
sHanako
iMari
cHare
Kisaki
Ako
I copied that team comp from some dude on my server and it works like a charm. Just hyper-buff sHanako and have her blast away everything. Beat it with ~30 seconds to spare.
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>>533685260Raise your hips sensei
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>>533684262Thanks for the protips
I used that advice to think about another scrim, single damage to pop the one at the front quickly then wiped the rest. Finally getting through the 2nd level scrims :')
>>533685439What irl gun is this?
Sensei rarely raises his voice with his students
>>533684664Sensei just love Haruna more
>>533685260I had a "cool" teacher back in hs
Several years later i heard he got arrested for molesting one of his students
>>533681563sHanako strat is pretty comfy and has no RNG whatsoever. Just copy the timings and you should be good.
>>533685371Well I found it pretty concerning when one of my students thought it was okay to tell me that he really really likes Lana Rhoades.
Thoughts on the students this R18 artist decided to focus on for the upcoming Comiket? Which cover do you like more?
https://x.com/shoa_tksm
oof, always get caught by surprise by the login streak pyros
>>533686146>The final retail cost for a base rifle in the 1980s was in the range of $9,000 to $12,500, and the rifle's current value ranges from $40,000 for the first generation to $75,000 for the second generation.A Makoto-like flex for sure.
>>533686054>Fuuka it'll be boring
>MariIt'll be corruptionslop
Butt Mari's cover is better
>>533686054he's a shitty edgelord artist that killed Hina and did NTR with other girls so he can go die
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>>533686054I like both, but the Fuuka cover is superb.
>>533685721Usually he is raising his hips.
>forgot to do pvpReminder where
>>533679490
>>533686581>youโre my wife before EoS ;3
>>533685721He would if he taught remedial classes at a public school. I used to be in those often because I was retarded but the teachers there tend to yell a lot and some of the younger ones would even cry sometimes.
>>533686361Huh? So the rifle actually got cheaper over time?
>>533686054This artist is a complete faggot who uses BA girls as a vehicle for faggy ass out of character melodramas
>>533680512Paying Kayoko to take care of the cats for me
>>533685721A man raising his voice is only significant because of the implication of violence
Sensei is useless and harmless so he can't raise his voice or let himself be visibly angry without embarassing himself. Like one of those small, pseudo-dogs that ride around in purses
He NEEDS to remain composed when scolding is required
>>533686417Worse, it's a w*man