Soon!

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533642582

Comfy 'poch launch tonight. Trust.

Kezan + Warmode > Gurubashi

mop won
turtle won
bronzebeard won

>>533664151
this is insane cope

BRONZIE

draenei won
horde lost
https://files.catbox.moe/32oo2d.png

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK

>GURUZAN

>>533664006 (OP)
mommy can i sniff y-your pochie?

>>533664127
Where'd you get this picture of me?

>it's STILL down a week later
Dead on arrival

>>533664151
this is insane trvke

>ROLL GURUSAARSHI NOOOOOOOOOOW YOU BLOODY BASTARD SIR GOOD MORNING

12 hours until the next ration of epoch testing

>>533664297
>ZANGURU

>kezan

I will play as rogue on Kezan with warmode on and I will rape anyone I see with warmode.
You will cry and run to the city to turn it off.

>>533664127
I believe. Spending some good boy points for game time and the wife is going on a girls night out.

we're all on guru ally. don't fall for the kikezan psyop

vibes: exceedingly good

I want to play on Guru but I don't want to play alongside trannies so I'm forced to go Horde.

>>533664516
>You will cry and run to the city to turn it off.
who? the singular person with warmode on kezan besides yourself? lmao

GVRVFASHY!

>>533664516
im trans btw

The vibes now are exceedingly good.

>you must give us your phone number, id, dog and cat name, name of your mother and a pic of your dick before you can post
Why is the internet so gay now and why is discord so popular?

wow without crossfaction just isn't worth playing

>KEZEK

>>533664669
>Kezan warmode is just a bunch of rogues who can never find eachother

I'm going Keazn but I refuse to group with any alliance

rate my pvp build please

>>533664756
a classic

>throw all Gurujeets into a woodchipper

the dread is starting to sink in pooochies
>help

>>533664725
>GURUG

https://www.f-list.net/c/remil%20the%20draenei/

If anyone is bored, drop me a message

How many were on last night for Kays midnight community humiliation ritual? Was 4k broken this time?

>>533664857
hi vrutne

Watching people fight over which server to roll on for 8 days straight when neither work is funny

'mane is trans-coded

>>533664857
lol

>>533664960
>m*le draenei
no thanks

I'm definitely gonna check out Warmode because some of the pvp gear is actually decent for pve and sometimes I'm in the mood to keel.

One week of Epoch! Give it up for one week of Epoch! I've really enjoyed my time playing on this server. I've already made so many friends and I even joined a guild.

>>533664914
We'll be fine, calm down

Thank God. It seems like they are finally closer to something substantial.

HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING

>>533664968
10k

i wanna plaaa

>>533665185
welcome to 2 hours ago

>>533664857
you're supposed to go frost dumbass

>>533664968
3,9k, and draw distance was not fucked this time.

Okay here is a thought, the first 10 levels after I hit 10 I'm gonna immediately path to Pursuit of Justice then just put points into Prot at my leisure. Sounds good?

>>533665138
>salt a spice

>>533665250
im on the west coast...

>>533665071
What's the problem?

>>533665129
thanks for your reassurance william, the calm is washing over me now.

The vibes now are exceedingly good. This gives us the go ahead to go all in on provisioning hardware needed and converting our main big server to Debian with the aim of getting you guys in asap.

Bros...

I'm tired of being horny I just want to play videogames

>>533665543

>HE"S DOING THE THING

>>533665543
I don't get horny anymore.

>>533665543
That's not healthy nonny.

>>533664235
Bouncing my bubbly nelf butt on that shaft...

>>533665308
but I like fire...

>>533664857
BASED

>>533665723
fire is a meme spec that only 'sortof' works in 5s or ganking

bweeeeeeh one week no pochie

>>533665859
So you're saying there's a chance...

>>533665185
HITLER IS STREAMING HIS FORTNITE REVIVAL EVENT NOW

The vibes now are exceedingly good.

Mountain Man: Now, let's you just drop them pants.
>Drop?
>Just take 'em right off.
>I-I mean, what's this all about?
>Don't say anything, just do it.
>Just drop 'em, boy! You ever had your balls cut off, you f--kin' ape?
>Lord.
>Look at there, that's sharp. I bet it'd shave a hair.
>Why don't ya try it and see?
>Lord, lord. Deliver us from all.
> Pull off that little ol' bitty shirt there, too. Did he bleed?
>He bled. Them panties, take 'em off. Get up, boy. Come on, get on up there.
>No, no, no. Oh, no. No. Don't.
> Hey boy. You look just like a hog.
>Don't, don't.
>Just like a hog. Come here, piggy, piggy, piggy. Come on, piggy, come on, piggy, come on, piggy, give me a ride, a ride. Hey, boy. Get up and give me a ride.
>All right.
>Get up and give me a ride, boy.
>All right. All right.
>Get up! Get up there!
>All right. (His underwear was pulled off) Oh no, no!
>Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar.
>Don't. Don't.
>What's the matter, boy? I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now. Squeal.
>Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>Squeal. Squeal louder. Louder. Louder, louder. Louder! Louder! Louder! Get down now, boy. There, get them britches down. That's that. You can do better than that, boy. You can do better than that. Come on, squeal. Squeal.

i would like to cash out my vibecoin
i think its about to crash

>>533665409
I'm not a faggot, only fem draenei are allowed to reorganize my insides.

>>533666072
Meds

>>533664006 (OP)
Epoch online?

Vibe status?

BREEDING MORE GOBLIN SOLDIERS FOR THE HORDE

Pochie status?!?!

>>533666394
Coded

>>533666072
uuumm, based?

This is almost a new golden age in pservers

>>533666440
We vibin

>>533664857
>no shatter
LMAO useless

>>533666394
Dialed

>>533666394

>youtube puts this in my recommendations
>its some nigga just running around on what I assume a private server at +1000% movement speed
>new video every day for almost a year
wew

>>533665948
yea.. but you go deep fire arcane, you dont fuck with frost

>>533666416
Is it true that as a human if you lay with a Goblin, you can never look at human females the same way ever again?

>>533666072
oo massa you gon make me squirt

>>533666583
what's the average viewcount on those bad boys. i bet he rakes in the ad money.

>>533666289
where's the father?

>>533666583
its like those "i do x until hl3 releases" but more autistic

>>533666583
genuine sovl

>>533666707
like 100-500, is that enough to actually make money lol

league of legends customs at 20:30 CET on the euw server

>>533666394
the vibe resonance is diminishing
praying for the daily update in 2-3 hours

>>533666583
Subhumans dont remember adventures of retri paladin to one piece soundtrack from 17 years ago.

>>533666764
if he's in some third world hovel he's probably the wealthiest man in his village

>>533666713
Work work

>>533666764
If he really upload every day then it's about 15 dollars after tax per day, so not bad for near 0 effort.

he run
veery fast
good vibe

poochie sissies vs troondle trannies

>average Gurubashi player

Its weird that im kinda enjoying all of this. Im interesting the mostly-vanilla experience of Epoch. Im interested in the customsloppa of Turtle since I never played their first server. And im interested in the wacky wild imbalanced shenanigans on Bronzebeard. But theres no way I can make time for them all..

>>533667041
Ascension chads have no stake in this tranny war

>>533666583
this guy is definitely very autistic
but in a cute way

Ermmm bronzebeardfags?
Not even the devs claim it's classic+ anymore.

dials turned
vibes improved
war room fully staffed
announcement soon
epoch tonight

>>533667076
Turtle is closer to vanilla than epoch.

>>533666394
+

>>533667076
Bronzebeard is just their 21 class server but with the vanilla classes patched in, literally 1:1 the exact same server, so don't sweat it. next year they'll re-launder the exact same server with slightly different classes and call it a "new" experience.

>>533667213
DELETE THIS!

>>533667263
I'll humor you by asking how

ABSOLUTE TRVTH NVKE GET THE FUCK IN HERE BOYS
>FINALLY FINALLY ITS HAPPENING
>TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT
>LOCK THE FUCK IN POGGGGGGGG

>>533666583
>newest upload 1 hour ago
kino

I am very calm. I feel like I could wait forever. I thnk I have transcended desire.

>>533667076
If Epoch is still looking promising by the time the Turtle freshie comes around I’ll probably focus on Pochie and just casually check out the new stuff for Turtle. Gilneas looks cool and one of the next content updates is supposed to be an Eversong Wastes zone and a Silvermoon raid which I’m super interested in.

>>533667303
I've never played on Ascension. I like their little item drops out in the world, the RPG style mobs and spec changes.

>>533664857
you're never gonna get enough scorches off for it to make a difference just get imp fire blast

>>533667340
>even went to the trouble of faking reacts
impressive

>>533667303
CoA has no mystic enchants so you're factually incorrect

>>533667213
>only thing vanilla is regen rates
and people were shilling this??

>>533667340
I cant imagine wasting lifespan making these when they get deboonked in like 1 second

>>533664006 (OP)
i wish i looked like that..

>me playing mage walking into the dungeon and instantly opening the healer's trade window handing them five stacks of premium grade water for free

>>533667340
Finally a real FRESH

>>533667351
Is that Thousand Needles?

I'm gonna post my free access referral for Bronzebeard in a few minutes. Keep an eye out if you're interested. It only works for one account.

worst week of my fucking life

>>533667569
orc area, no idea what it's called.

>>533667369
I'm going to watch the entire runv ery fast playlist

>>533667658
Whats wrong sis????

Reminder that it's almost 7pm in the UK so you won't get anymore updates until tomorrow

>>533667658
You clearly were born after 9/11

>>533667439
He just edited one existing post.

>>533664006 (OP)
I look like that

>>533667692
>watching it now
nah bro
save that shit for when you're ingame

>>533667523
>Inventory full

>>533667513
>he writes it himself

Reminder that in retail you can have TWO pets(!!)

>>533667859
>for both holes
what did trannytail mean by this

>>533667859
>can have two pets
>but BM is unequivocally the worst dps spec in the game, every expansion, forever
cool game blizz

>>533667783
proof. now

>>533667859
Thou simply knoweth...

>>533667859
You just know...

>>533667653

Want access to Ascension Bronzebeard?
Reverse this string to get the referral link:
85d948641fa9-3c19-3054-b37e-648d5e3c/etivni/resu/gg.noisnecsa//:sptth


Goodluck!

starting to not feel so good bros, my tummy is hurting. will kaytotes release? hngggg

>>533668043
no, i really dont

>>533666938
work is da POOP

>>533668043
thanks! gonna play this while i wait for poochie

>>533667859
yes everyone can tell when they hear you speak

>>533668043
took this
i won't be using it i just wanted to deprive bronzebeard faggots of any slight joy i can

>>533667859
why is this so hot

>>533668212
holy based

Its over Noshoes

You've run into the WRONG neighbourhood

*SMITES YOU AS YOUR ROTEN CORPSE EVAPORATES BY THE HOLY, RIGHTEOUS, JUSTICIAL, RETRIBUTIONAL, SACRED, PROPANE, DIVINE POWER OF GOD*

>>533668212
>pochie sisters are THIS mad their server is DoA

d-daddy kaytotes, can we please have some game time today? PWEASE

do you guys think Blizzard regrets going full woke?

>>533668527
>male human
>no keybinds
classic

>>533666583
Gives me big "How 2 Paladin" vibes.

>>533668212
>went through the trouble of copying each letter and made an ascension account...
>to own... who exactly?

>>533667523
grouped with 4 mages in stockages, none give me water.

>>533668848
>thinks anon typed each letter in reverse

>>533668880
did you ask

You CANNOT kill me. I'm literally INVINCIBLE.

>it's still not up
Back to raping Whitemane as a shota on F-list.

epoch eflopped

>>533666583
Cool autistic videos btw

>>533669017
...

>>533669079
*pokes you with a sharp stick*

Poopie bros, not like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-fCsVchoo

>>533669163
As soon as it opens itll be full though

WOWAWIWA??

EDOODPOOPPOOP!!

>>533666583
these are the kind of kid who would get yelled at by their parents to use the bathroom because they would just sit in one spot and constantly shit themselves

>>533666583
Fancier Copper is a crazy adventurous and happy dwarf from Ironforge

>>533669138
Me :3c

>>533669320
>it'll totally open in a reasonable timeframe guys
Ecope

>>533666583
>horde player
checks out

Poopie bros, we won!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_7g06p96BE

I can't take it anymore I WANT TO FUCKING PLAY

Please don't force me to become aware of the quagmire that is the WoW content creator youtube sphere

>>533664006 (OP)
Mmm Jaina sisters our response?

https://files.catbox.moe/fnviag.mp4

https://discord.gg/4Tsk5xdHu5
https://discord.gg/5YVefGcW
>mfw Gurubashi is already split into two d*scords
Why are pvp players always this fucking weird?

Poopie bros, BEST News of the Week for Project Poopie Servers???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObW9tPyTvoo

Need more content to keep the vibe up, pls reopen discord

>>533669079
resistances are hard capped at 300 points. It translates into 70% reduced damage in pve and around 60% in pvp

>>533669442
It could open a month from now and still be capped at 7k

>>533667859
If you want two pets, Kaytotes will ban you because he's a humorless tranny who got repeatedly gaped by a bulldog knot when he was a wee lass (male). Nice launch you fucking nigger.

>>533669652
hey pal that's my wife you are posting

where are you gonna gank lowbies, /epog/
for me it's making hordies do the hinterlands corpse walk

>>533669669
one wants to be a community and the other wants to be 4chan on discord. pick your poison, censorship or autistic niggerdom

Reminder that all porn posters are trannies.

Play The War Within

We have an event where you have a 5% increased drop chance on all mount drops in legacy pre-Legion raids *weekly lockouts still apply **rules of social engagements per agreed Social Contract ToE still apply ***If a private server is detected on your device you will have to write a 5000 page essay on why Ion Hazikoustas was right and how he isn't bald and really handsome

Male Draenei are pretty cool, probably the only males I'd play, but female Draenei are pure sex and have bigger cocks so I'd never play a male.

>Gurubashi
>Last online: 5 days ago

GUYS I REINSTALLED WINDOWS AND FORGOT TO BACK THE SKRIB WORDS LIST UP

FUCK

>>533669879
Redridge, it's plain but plain is good

>>533669913
why would i want to be a girl, retard.

POOPIE BROS LET US IN! LET US IN!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUweRc5Btfs

2 more hours retards!

>>533669879
>>533670091
nothing makes trannies seethe like a good keeshan camp

>>533669981
>Play The War Within
I'd play if that Disney bloat shit looked like your off-model pic.

What is this retard doing?

>>533670125
Epoch? More like BIPOC.

Are hunters good on epoch?

Any news?

Poopie bros, the redemption arc begins! Turtle Moves, Poopie Strikes Back!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up3x5T_GKGY

>>533670148
2 more weeks!

>>533667469
no one cares titty boy

*kills u in 5 seconds*

>>533669879
>hide on a hill or otherwise inaccessible location
>run down lowbies with eyes of the beast
never gets old

>>533670125
>Brown
>Check his livestreams
>Plays on Kezan
WELL WELL WELL...

>>533670262
pets no work

>>533670290
Vibes are so good we will have 1 H O U R uptime tomorrow! Also capped at 4k and only kekzan.

>>533670449
>plays
Nobody is playing on any of these servers.

>>533670435
wow r u the real verycoolguy

>>533669879
stonetalon near the barrens entrance to the south with the tauren, is like a 5 plus minutes of corpse running

>>533670435
>*Gamer Power*

>>533670262
Yea, they have some mean debuffs, bring good buffies and are a menace in Peeveepee

You mostly lack AoE in dungeons, although I think Explosive Trap isn't even affected by the AoE nerfs on Epoop. Being able to shoot and melee like in Wrath without a deadzone is a massive QoL buff too.

>>533670435
rogue doesnt have heroic strike dummy

>>533670281
>thinking 9200 means anything
>its over
>repeat gaytotes post verbatum
>massive milestone
>huge success
>im going troondle i dont even care anymore
>ill suck shennas cock

>>533670435
>stands still in bear form while you do your entire burst
>hp: 75%
tiny rogue peckers can't compete with big bear dick sorry

>>533669652
source?

>>533670752
rogues don't pick a fight that they can't win

>Login is dead

>>533670839
zmsfm

>>533670846
yeah you better run bitch
see me walkin up, you stealth and hearth behind a tree
rogues aint shit

MoP Classic+ server
No mounts
Leveling speed drastically slowed down to vanilla levels
All Cataclysm quests and zones removed

It would break all records

>>533670937
this is it. i can feel it.

>>533670970
>this retard rp walks as a fat bear everywhere he goes
lmao enjoy doing nothing i guess?

Reminder that these are the people who post porn.

they're getting it ready!

>>533670752
Anon, this isn't WoD or Legion where Druids were unkillable. Yes, Druid got better in BC but if you think your bear form is gonna save you, you're wrong

>>533671134
IS THIS IT ARE THEY PARTITIONING OH MY GOD

>>533671070
How did those things manage to not go extinct?

>>533671156
bear form with tubers and major health potions tho...

Poopie bros, watch the livestream, give him your Poopie gooner trooner power!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q03cDfV5RNs

>>533671234
Humans find them cute

>>533671156
>he thinks his tiny rogue pecker is gonna make it through my 70% armor
kekadoodledoo
yeah i can be killed, not by your physical damage bitch ass though

>>533671134
So... we jiggling?

>>533671215
>please log in to test partitioning
>90% of people are in the same 2 partitions
>2/24 cores running at 100%
>laggy as shit
it's gonna be great

>>533671234
they're still bears at the end of the day

poochie sisters its so over for us..

EPUTA BROS, LET US IN!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfdQVP84cSk

what's the point of even having the auth server up all this time?
I

>>533671381
ur gonna have to shiftt out to heal eventually lil bro. then ur mine

>>533670262
your ai slop is trash and sucks

THIRTY DAYS YANKS
GOD BE WITH YOU

>>533671670

>>533671752
but they made it so bears can drink potions now

>>533671234
No predators nor competition IIRC.

Tauren Priest or Troll Warrior? Still don’t know what I want to play yet

>>533671234
they almost are

elysium won
darrowshire won
gummysTBC won

Only one guy can save epoch now...

>>533671670
>streaming the login screen
does he have insider info

>>533671924
so ur gonna use your pot cd on health? vs rouge? XDD

>>533671893
that's amore eel

>*Faerie Fires yo-*Cloak of Shadows*-ACK!

Furfags get out

>>533672046
possibly although most epoch 'streamers' have been doing that regardless

>>533672089
Brown

>>533671752
>he thinks his baby dagger can even move my hp bar
laughing my ass out dude
roguecels always talk mad shit but never ever EVER even try to gank me
curious

>starts spamming actual videos about project epoch
>moves onto AI generated videos once he runs out
>not he's just generating AI images
>all the while his PPM gets lower and lower since he now has to waste time generating images

We should organize a level 15 PvP tournament once the server are back up.

My bet is a Shaman or Priest wins at that level.

>>533672475
why can't they just rangeban india already

>>533672341
whiter than you ranjesh

>>533672625
If they do that, /epog/ wouldn't exist. You need the Hijras spamming porn and ai-generated porn to keep the threads running.

i would like to log in

>>533672590
rogue wins

Stop worrying about fresh and start improving yourself irl like our guy Alex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgacfZW4NW8

>>533672463
see you on guru :)

>>533672870
gnome warrior thumbnail

>>533664151
being able to toggle warmode off, which everyone will do when grinding things, invalidates the entire concept of pvp

>>533672870
Hat indoors

>>533672893
oh you'll see me alright
but i won't see you, bitch

>>533672870
how can a man be so bald

>>533672943
>retard spews bullshit without having read how any of the things work
wowee, if you can read their page you will find that turning off warmode will cost gold which increases with your level

>>533672967
>>533673041
the funny thing is he actually flips the cap backwards so u can see his atrocious hairline through the little gap anyway lol

>>533673075
Ok so no one is going to use it then.

>>533673075
so people will just never toggle it on to begin with is what you're saying, wowee. what i said has nothing to do with that though
the concept of pvp realms revolve around being able to eliminate competition for resources, if you can opt out of that at all to essentially play singleplayer safemode then it means nothing

>>533672870
self improvement doesn't make you taller or grow back your hair though

>>533672590
i'd be very surprised if it wasn't druid, desu.

stop baldshaming this is a thread for world of warcraft

>warmode will never work guys its pointless its stupidstupidstupid
>the whole concept of the server was sold on PvEvP content where people will engage with pvp for the benefits and world boss drops

>>533673559
keep spamming this pic, ranjesh. maybe it will make your skin white somehow

>>533673596
So they literally just copied Turtle.

>>533673596
i genuinely think in a few months kezan will have a healthier and more vibrant pvp pop than guru because it'll be opt in so people won't get camped and griefed into not wanting to play anymore

>>533673596
you will never turn it on because you are a limp wristed low test carebear so

PvE is reddit

>>533669718
Curse of Elements

>>533673781
/thread

>>533673596
it will work for pve enjoyers but it's asinine to claim that warmode is a smart implementation to facilitate pvp, it didn't work on turtle and it won't work here. most pve players will never engage with a world boss throughout their entire playtime

>>533673753
>I genuinely think the realm for people that are scared of pvping will have better pvp

>>533673559
>Kezan is white people's server
PVE carebear realms are brown coded by default because just like brownoids irl, PVE players can't handle real adversity and expect everything to be given to them for free, a mindset of a brown nigger who can't understand why whites like climbing mountains.

>>533669079
isn't this a trinket that only lasts like 10 seconds

>>533673753
You are retarded.

>>533673776
You sound scared that the devs aren't catering to you bro, I'm all for opt-in PvP.

>>533673781
pve is the white man's game
organized pvp is the white man's game
world pvp is the brown man's game
simple as

More like POOrubashi huh

>>533673753
turtle's pve realm has zero pvp at 60, it's completely dead

>>533673753
Yes, this is always what happens.
Also PvP roaches don't want PvP, they want to grief. If all easy targets quit and they can only fight among themselves they will also quit

>>533672893
lil bro is probably a pvesissy talking out of his ass.

VIBE STATUS?!

>>533672967
he's balding
please understand...

Human (pitch black)
Male
Rogue (combat, 1st tf locked)
cape: off
helmet: on
tabard: on
transmog: T0.5
it’s game time

>>533674002
>play classic on pvp realm
>everyone just levels through dungeonspam
hmm

>>533664006 (OP)
>be called Kezan
>have no goblins
dogshit ass people pajeets

>>533673962
>>533674034
brown

>>533674052
>turtle
who cares

>>533674071
it'll be funny when guru is a ghost town in a few months because of this lmao

The aggressive PvP shilling is because they want more suckers that haven't been PvPing for decades to flex on. PvPablos hate it when the playerbase is mostly as good as if not better than they are.

>>533674046
>there is no organized pvp on pvp servers
I didn't know this. I'm learning so many new things itt

>>533674082
Moderate

>>533673268
>the concept of pvp realms revolve around being able to eliminate competition for resources
the brownoid reveals himself
his first instinct upon seeing someone with something he wants is to kill him and take it
and when told he can't do that, he has a chimpout
you will never be white

>>533674071
>classic era and anniversary pvp servers more popular than pve
>not only more popular but also more faction balanced

>>533673268
brown

welp... back to hardcore

The PvP server will actually die (through no fault of the devs) because nobody who plays PvP servers actually wants balanced factions. It's either a 90/10 split where PvP is effectively dead from the lack of players or a 50/50 split where nobody PvPs because they can't curbstomp the other faction.

>>533674078
lvl 11 rog on guru. you even have an acc bro?

>this changes everything
>warroom
>major milestone
>huge success
>go

>>533674383
See >>533674275

turtle runs like shit. my computer is from like 2012, but that's no excuse for this game

the little nigger is at it again wtf

>>533674046
big copium

but if i wanted to pvp i could just queue for it

>>533674450
don't just go and fact check pveasies sis

>>533674432
Should I boot up my pc and be ready?

PvP brownoids crying again, I see.

>>533674490
Overwatch is better than Epoop

>>533674545
yeah bro
any minute now

>>533674046
>>533674261
>>533674357
>using the meaningless term "white" instead of aryan because you're some sort of mutt
if you're gonna do this cringe larp you should at least study up on what you're clamouring for. westerners took over the world by conquering it by force, not by playing buddybuddy with undesirables like (You)
i'm sorry that adversity is scary to you

>>533666713
That is the father.

>>533674450
Here is the end state of your vaunted PvP server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctn-tKXx4Sw

>>533674562
i mean overwatch is playable to be fair

>>533674545
haha no hes just fixing syntax errors in his previous commits

>orc
>rogue
>mace spec
mmm rape good

>>533674432
>Update World
IT'S HERE

OUTLAND IS OUT

WE'RE GOING HOME

>>533674490
people in discord were unironically falling for this before they shut it down

>>533674660
based

>>533674383
let's hear more speculation about the state of PVP realms from the PVE realm only player

>>533674432
Launch council?

>>533674632
cope because you cant deal with the reality
I'm gonna repeat it for you
>classic era and anniversary pvp servers more popular than pve
>not only more popular but also more faction balanced

>>533674261
Anon its a RPG. You're roleplaying. You're playing a faction AT WAR WITH THE OTHER FACTION. The literal premise is to fight them for resources.

why does all pvp server discussion devolve into cringefaggot hyperborea larp?
you are all fat brown NEET retards

>>533674742
>>classic era and anniversary pvp servers more popular than pve

>>533674742
And how much wpvp is actually happening on your forced 50/50 servers?

>eflop
>epochfail
>epoop
>peepoch
>epACK
>epocalypse
>estopped

>>533674830
None of those are classic era or anniversary. Those are MOP, nigger

what's the difference between your average speedrunner tranny and PVE only player on Kezan? I geniunely don't get them, so you just hit 60 and run the same raids every week but slightly faster? What's the point of getting all that good gear then, you want to beat a 20 years old game, you retard?

Epochweekendbros, I don't feel so good..

>>533674830
erm... pvpsissies? what the fuck is this? 99.3% majority?
i thought we liked world pvp this can't be fucking happening

CRANK IT

>>533674605
>aryan
>iranians
>white
uhmm

>>533674820
I'm roleplaying a civllian

THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE

>>533674490
you can't say that word

>>533674395
>rog
ESL detected

>>533674939
Monday hype. Trust the plan. It'll make things more stable.

>>533674853
the mii plaza music immediately started playing in my head
>doot, doot dootdoot..dooot doot doot doot
>*violing strings* nyaaaaoww
>pummmpumpummpumm

>>533674997
hows the transition going

>>533674923
>i will play a game i hate on a fundamental levle
>i will play it for hundreds if not thousands of hours, doing pve content that i hate so that i can reach max level and farm gold and gear
>i will do all this so i can kill people also playing this game and maybe waste a minute or two of their time
pvptrannies are sad, pathetic creatures

I literally canceled my weekend plans for this. Come on where is it?

>>533674974
>iran
>aran
>aryan
it's literally in the name, anon... like, that's actually what it means

>>533674605
that's a lot of words ransneed too bad i'm not gonna read 'em LOL

i play on pve because i think i should be able to choose the race i want to play as and the pve servers already have pvp world bosses

>>533674923
this poster is white

>>533674830
>mop
are kezanewfags really this retarded

>>533674830
NTA but why would you even post this when you can be proven wrong instantly

>>533674923
what do you think of my pet wow tranny?
>norwegian
>gov cutoff HRT treatment
>vibes?

Will the servers be up this weekend?

>>533671134
>Acct Registration
im bloomin

it won't be up tonight, huh?

>>533675134
I'm doing awesome! thanks for asking oomfie >w<

>>533674742
no one cares about retail seasonal funservers where third worldies like you buy mage boosts to 60

>>533674825
because pvp servers are 90% third world browns but they pretend like they're not

>>533675174
>so PVE servers have no advantage over PVP

>>533675174
>pvetard doesn't know you can swap racials
pottery

>>533674002
I can't understand why some people are absolutely terrified of pvp

The same thing happened during classic fresh even with servers having 30 different layers. You could just hop to a different layer the instant someone tried to gank you and people STILL cried about it

>>533675262
Yeah hold nearly ready

>>533675212
Not him, but these are 50/50 enforced by blizzard streamer servers.

>>533675314
You dont get ganked while leveling by people who level more than you. Thats quite a nice bonus.

>>533675212
>pve
>unbalanced mess, lower pop
>pvp
>near 50/50, alive full of people
wtf /epog/ lied to me

>>533675212
And again I ask, how much ACTUAL wpvp is taking place on the forced 50/50 server where nobody has a numbers advantage?

>saar please do be redeeming the gurubashi saar my rogue has very fun ambush for you saar good morning
shan't be joining you, ranjesh.

I love tending to my party's massive, throbbing health bars...

>>533674997
god I wish that were me (pillow)

>>533674145
is this bait or do they actually believe this?

>>533674923
the point of the good gear is to clear faster
what else would it be? there are many reasons why getting new gear is a good thing but ultimately it's to clear faster and play more efficiently

>>533674632
>literally can't even go to a raid without being harassed by third worldies grouped up together because none of them can win in a fair fight
aww sick i love wpvp dood so epic

>>533675336
You have to get to 60 before you're allowed to swap.

>because pvp servers are 90% third world browns but they pretend like they're not

>>533675386
>I can't understand why some people are absolutely terrified of pvp
People just don't want to waste their game time on retards.

>>533675405
>>533675432
It doesn't matter the initial claim was the PVP realms were more than the PVE and that anon tried to lie so it was just proving a point for anon

>>533675287
you will wait until kaytotes needs more data and tells you to play and you will like it

Reminder Kezan is the primary server and Guru was added as a concession to contain the uncivilized masses.

>>533675519
it's called confirmation bias, anon
nobody is actually going to change their mind about their preferred server choice

>>533675309
>retail seasonal funservers
Classic Era, the ones that are eternal, stale and stuck in last phase, still have more people and are more balanced in PvP servers than PvE.
What will be your next cope? Let's hear it.

>>533675314
the difference is i can play the game and have a career instead of missing one shift worth of play time and all leveling zones are now full of very brown smelly twinks spamming garbled text through their translator to call me slurs

Why is there so many retards from /dbs/ here?

so will pallydan tanking while leveling be a thing? or no mana?

>>533675438
rogue is one of the least played classes on gurubashi

>>533675408
i don't get ganked on pvp realms, i do the ganking

>>533675537
bahahah you cant make this shit up

>>533675432
>moving the goalpost
it's fucking over kezanbros

Odds that the servers open today?

>>533675687
this is the new /dbs/

You should not be allowed to level from open world pvp

>>533675698
Really? I thought we would be a majority for sure.

>>533675408
>can opt in to pvp when i go into a contested zone and enjoy fighting the enemy faction
>i can opt out of pvp whenever some mexican 10 levels higher than everyone else starts ganking and resume leveling
>all the mexican can do is seethe as i resume my comfy leveling uninterrupted
yepp warmode is peak

>>533675667
>implying epoch "devs" are anything other than unreliable narrators
>>533675681
>slurs
oh no, not SLURS!

>redditmode
miss me with that gay shit

Is epoochie vanilla or do we get TBC / WOTLK

>let me harass you or else you're a bad person

>You should not be allowed to level from open world pvp

>>533674632
>rolling the wrong faction
skill issue

>>533675698
>saar please do not be redeeming the class charts saar
>rogue four times higher pop than on kezan saar but is least played class saar please
>good morning

Any abiotic players ITT?
It’s comfy

>>533675698
KEK

>>533675906
I don't think you understand how warmode works in Epoch. You need to pay 50 gold to turn it off on PvE servers.

>>533675915
? Guru didnt exist until very recently.

>>533675687
We lost our home to trannitors....
and I lost my Cheelai to Beerus's BBC....

>>533675673
so they're actually even more meaningless to this conversation, good job sanjir

>>533676000
redpill me on that game

Looks like things are starting to wrap up!

>>533675906
The only issue is the monetary cost but I think it only goes up with each level and not with each use like respeccing does. I'm assuming it won't start costing actual gold until you're in your high 30s or 40s.

There is no such thing as wpvp outside big groups of people just roaming around killing quest givers.

>>533675687
Hey, I'm from /opg/

>>533675842
0%

>>533676040
atleast the name and avatarfags are still exhiled to the desuarchives

>>533676025
I actually saw a few with it on, that I'm sure won't have read the website.

>There is no such thing as wpvp outside big groups of people just roaming around killing quest givers.

>>533676025
it's 50 gold at max level, it scales with your level. and that's just how it works now, they could always change it so it's even easier which is what they'll probably do once gurubashi starts to die off.

>>533675842

>>533676087
he's pumping

>>533675915
>implying epoch "devs" are anything other than unreliable narrators
Kezan was literally the ONLY server until the unwashed hordes landed on our beaches. You guys are the literal definition of tourists.

>>533676056
>it doesn't count, they are seasonal funservers
>it doesnt count, they are eternal vanilla servers
You are genuinely brain damaged, Kezantards are retarded.

4chan nexus event, everyone from every board is here to shit on ross

>>533676149
SOD
O
V
L

>>533676087
>fix queue

Why are there so many desperate pvp fags trying to get people to play in their containment server?

>>533676404
they're afraid

>>533676083
survival crafting slop but set in half life, more or less

2 more day left till owari da

>Why are there so many desperate pvp fags trying to get people to play in their containment server?

>>533676229
which country are these doctors and engineers about to enrich?

White people are casual about their WoW experience while accidentally exceeding at it anyway, reliving the sense of wonder and wanderlust when exploring the classic+ world of Epoch with its secrets, doing world pvp, leveling professions and clearing dungeons for the sake of saying "been there, done that".
Brown hordes either avoid hardship and play on PVE realms, ganking only on nigger infested servers where they dominate opposite faction 3 to 1, or they treat the game like a 2nd job, minmaxing the fun out of it so they earn more rupees per hour farming gold and boosting paypigs.

>>533676404
they want scrubs to camp lol

>>533676087
>>533676287
up soon?!

Is Baron Rivendare still trapped under the map? Won't the devs save him?

HOLY FUCKEN SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

>>533675673
>are more balanced
>because blizzard enforces faction balance on them
kek

>>533676404
>lie shamelessly
>get proven wrong in 1 second
>w-w-why are pvpfags like this!!!! WAHHH

>>533676404
Their server is DoA and there is nothing theu can do about it.
This is like a pigs final scream before he is slaughtered.

>>533676578
Bitches love spaces

>>533676404
rather play with pvpchads that know they want to ug and zug than lieing pvecucks that can't take an L without goalpost moving constantly

>>533676404
because trickery is the only way they can fool new marks into joining, most vets know the deal by now and aren't interested in dealing with ganking or bullshit like this >>533674632

Enable racism and light banter on the gurubashi pvp discord and I'll join your shitty realm

>>533676287
how do you even commit that without a semicolon without the entire IDE screaming at you

>>533676404
What do you think? Same shit as always, can't pvp against air.

>>533676521
but trannies do this.

>>533676404
>implying half of the posts aren't anons baiting the tourist to move out of the good server

>>533676521
rather play with browns than troons

>Their server is DoA and there is nothing theu can do about it.

>>533676704
fuck off we're full

SAAAAAAR JOIN GURUSAAARSHI OR I RAPE YOU TODAY SAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>533676601
Classic Era doesn't have faction balance.

How do I convince my retarded friend to not make a Prot Warrior while leveling?

warlock or paladin?

>>533676921
chudlock

>>533676921
'lock

>>533676921
mage. I need food on my rogue

>PVE

>>533676831
I doubt that.

>>533676549
>>533676363
I do wonder if we'll be having a queue test soon, since queue was so buggy before even.

>>533676921
femhuman holy pala on gurubashi

GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI FOREVER
discord.gg/n8X4bpGFeg

>>533676921
Warlock is turbo nerfed on this server.
>SL nerfed to 20%
>Seed of Corruption nerfed unless playing deep affliction

>gurubrown is having an actual meltdown
KEKYPOWIE

>>533676921
warlock

>>533676087
what would they actually have done if ulmetrs didn't show up out of no where
this bro is hard carrying the entire project

>gurubashi

Oh shit it's up, let's go bros

What's the latest news?

>KEKYPOWIE

>>533677173
not interested in little girls. Post some GROWN ADULT WOMEN night elves

>kezanite gets caught lying and has a melty situation

>>533677119
>don't allow transphobia
not interested

Feral druid or retri pala. What's more viable and fun in casual bg/wpvp?

not sure if you no brain niggers noticed but looks like the one, the only, ulmetrs just dropped a queue system refactor. god bless the jeets, god bless curry streets

>>533677173
No cock?

My favorite meme about all this is when Kezan would come up for testing and the whole world chat was filled with people begging for Gurubashi to come up

>Feral druid or retri pala
kikezan shitters can have this one

>>533677430
explain this to me like im retarded, im retarded

>>533677430
He's a hwuite man

pvp time

>kezan

>>533677124
>nerfed SL/SL faggotry
>aoe needs spec in either affly or destro
Seems reasonable.

>>533677173
finally ai bro is getting to the good stuff

Sending Ulmetrs good vibes

>>533677430
whats a refractor

>>533677457
SAAAAAR FREE GURU PLEASE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR OPEN GURU AND VEGANA

skip bros...

>>533672943
Watch this video, then shut up. Open PvP is just griefing idiots who hold hands, courage in numbers, faggots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=380&v=ks1LRjqJ3-M&feature=youtu.be

>>533677617
when you change something just for it to do the exact same thing it did before

>praying to God that he intervenes and causes catastrophic failure to epoch's entire database because they are censorship-loving nu-males

>>533677725
WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO US?????

>The one and only straight slopa poster on /epog/
>is a pedo
Sad! Many such cases!

>>533677778
>>praying to God that he intervenes and causes catastrophic failure to epoch's entire database
You don't have to pray, these retarded Indians will never fix their server.

>>533677173
My nelfy does this

>>533677457
DELETE HIS

>turtle announces new patch and new zones
>epoch discord immediately gets locked
>things cool down a bit, unlocked server chat (still on the cuck cooldown)
>turtle announces fresh server
>epoch discord immediately gets locked again
funny how that works

>>533672870
met him in real life dudes a weasel manlet lol

>>533677725
>no skipping
>no frolicking
>no joy and whimsy

Reminder that Gurubashi alliance players look like this.

When you tell a poster ITT "kill yourself" this is who you're talking to. Grow up.

>>533676921
Warlocks are in terrible state, their fear is nerfed wotlk-version which breaks almost instantly.

Also pets aren't currently working lmao.

>>533677119
>>533677346
Its ran by 4trannies in this very general.

>>533677752
>griefing
>allowing yourself to be "griefed" in a AAA MMORPG
skill issue

Is there any reason for the PvE players to not just go play the new Turtle freshie, anyway?

>>533677975
gonna corpse camp her on my rogue

Kaytotes is a norf england bruv

>>533678031
Not playing a 1.12 client

>>533678031
1.12

>no updates
>no server

>>533677975
JOINING GURU AS IM TYPING THIS

I just know everyone who is saying Warlock is bad on Epoch are Kezan players, man. I just know.

>>533678078
>>533678090
Perfect for browns with bad hardware, what's the issue?

>>533677975
>no adblocker
i thought trannies at least know the basics of web browsing

>>533677119
enable racism and banter then I'll join your retarded server

>>533677891
>>turtle announces new patch and new zones
? this announcement is months old
turdies are making shit up now. sad!

>>533677725
t-rex bros... he's one of us

>>533678149
other way around actually
1.12 has shit performance compared to 3.3.5
that's why all the browns congregate on warmane

>>533678031
1.12 client
Shitty class redesigns
Mount store, half the server riding on spectral tigers/spiders/striders when special mounts should be rare drops/exclusive rewards
Content isn't really integrated well and sticks out like a sore thumb

>>533678114
There was an update less than 12 hours ago! Let them cook.

>>533678149
GURU SIRS THE BACKUP PLAN IF EPOCH DIES HAS ARRIVED

>>533678075
I wonder how far norf.

>>533677825
But i'm the one posting most of the slop

>>533677119
>nigger is censored
nope, not joining your trooncord

>>533677772
the great part is everything he addeed is mostly commented out...wanted to build you up to bring you back down sorry

>>533678031
No, "1.12" is a tech illiterate cope. It runs just as well as 3.3.5(and much better than epoop lol)

>The goal now is to get partitions working on our Linux build and to fix issues with the login queue system causing major performance issues now that we have confirmed this isn't specific to OS.
Brown Kezan player here, can any White/East Asian human explain to me what this means? What does he mean by getting partitions to work?

>>533677975
How's the HRT going

>elvui

>>533678318
>slopper is also hagnigger
curious

>>533678319
>just let the server get banned bro

>>533678313
Sounds like a yorkshire man
https://youtu.be/dOScWnQgh8Q?t=304

>>533678348
>Troondle troonie coping again
Nobody is playing on your dogshit client

>>533677975
that's some babyroom tier wallpaper

>>533678390
tl;dr its a scalable solution depending on how much we want to be a nuisance for players.

Each continent will be split from running with 1 thread each to 6 threads each which means more players.

There is a "phase" on that boundary where you're transferred to another thread. It isn't layering, just splitting up.

So using Kalimdor as a reference the zones are grouped as follows:

North: Azshara, Ashenvale, Felwood, Darkshore, Teldrassil, Moonglade, Winterspring

Middle: Durotar, Barrens, Stonetalon, Desolace, Dustwallow

South: Thousand Needles, Silithus, Ungoro, Tanaris, Feralas

And then each 1 to 5 zone is also split off.

We want as few of those transitions as possible, but the more there are the more players we can support.

I don't want to but if things genuinely do start hitting 5k to 10k+ we may have to basically split off each zone so that cpu threads can go brrrrrr.

>>533678075
I bet this faggot is Tory/Labour and sucks brown dicks.

>>533677119
this is made by kezan who will report you to epoch gms and get your wow account banned

>>533678594
It's just painted blue, there's no wallpaper.

i get knocked down
but i get up again
ur never gonna keep me down
THATS RIGHT EPOCHSISSIES
AND YES ROSS WILL LET US SAY SISSIES NOW, IT'S NOT TRANSPHOBIC
WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE KEPT DOWN
*CHORUS BLARES IN THE BACKGROUND*
PISSIN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT AWAY
THATS RIGHT AMERICA
NOT TOMORROW, THE STRESS TEST IS TODAY

>>533678295

>>533678505
it'll get banned when the trannies start posting child porn anyway

>>533678390
it means that they are doing now, 4 years into development and one week after launch, something basically essential to the server running smoothly

Epoch won.

Fellow Gurusir here.
Im brown.
That is all.

>>533678626
the threads can still bottleneck themselves on the database

>>533667213
>Harder than classic
I AM GONNA CRYBOOM
*Crybooms*

>>533672943
>it's only pvp if i can gank you while you're at 10% hp
lol

>>533677430
surely they have to bring the realm up to test this new queue right?
is topkeks awake yet?

>>533664194
>blizzard sent out a survey hinting at letting classic players bring classic items and achievements into retail
RIP in peace

>>533677975
Why are the / in the url backwards?

ngl. Kinda weird how much people on gurubashi care about the other server. Is it jealousy or just mental health issues or both?

>>533678626
I still don’t understand why they needed linux to do this.

>>533679142
He's busy tending to Abdullah and Mahmoud's sexual emergencies then he'll probably go out for a kebab, innit.

>>533667213
lmfao

Solve the queue - everyone has to duel another person to get on

>ngl. Kinda weird how much people on gurubashi care about the other server. Is it jealousy or just mental health issues or both?

>>533678319
Everything is censored lol. Not to mention the fact that they feel they need to belittle and "educate" you in whispers/discord before they ban you.
At least Turtle just fucking bans you without the smug talking-to.
Anyone who thinks this team is "based" is a fucking retard lol.

>Turtle general is so dead they've been forced to move to /vm/ where all the obscure loser games go
lmaooooo

>this transmog will get you banned on epoch

>>533667213
>harder than vanilla
does he actually believe his own bullshit?

>>533678862

gets me every time... isnt this kektotes guy working in game dev?...fair enough he doesnt work with hardware or sys admin but mein gott. NO ONE SAID ANYTHING?

>>533679337
Nobody cares about your mental illness Pablo.
We just want to play the game

>>533678141
no it's just regular retards, TBC talents/balancing means locks are going to be crazy in raids

>>533679221
Guru players making fun of Kez is pure shitposting.
Kez players being mad about Guru is completely unironic and real anger.

>kezan

>>533679518
They didn't expect to get 100k people in a week, they honestly thought it would just be a lil 2k server and that would all that was needed.

>>533679687
you dont actually believe this

>>533679337
>>533679434
Hopefully Gaycopes will kill xerself due to xer tranny server flopping from sheer incompetence.

>>533679434
it should because it's fucking ugly

>>533678319
the retard server owner timed me out for a meme based on something not even in the rules and then said that if i came into his DMs and groveled he'd take off the time out, so he's actually not that far removed from Ross

Kezan has PVE exclusive items and harder raid bosses

>>533679802
uh oh pve melty

>>533679687
>t.

why would you take anything from this general seriously.
the server is not even out and probably wont be out at this rate.

>>533679687
other way around albeit

>>533679221
you shouldve seen the outrage when gurubashi was announced, the pve masterrace completely lost their collective minds spamming epoch mods and developers to remove it

>Kezan has PVE exclusive items and harder raid bosses

>>533679687
>I'm not mad it's you who's mad!

>>533679434
>not having transmogs disabled
you like to play dress up irl huh

>>533679221
pvpers hate that normal players have an avenue to not have to deal with their smelly brown bullshit, they seethe that Kezan even exists because that's fewer victims to gank

>pochie
>guruchad
>undead
>rogue
>explorers contract
>no dungeons or quests, exclusively level from killing green players and exploration.
Yes, it will take me ten thousand years to get to 60, but it's all about the journey.

>>533674923
tell me youre a low T loser with no friends
without telling me youre a low T loser with no friends

>4 years of work to create npcs that walk in circles on a timer, 5 extra kill quests, copy pasted tbc talents, and 2 weekends in noggit to slightly change existing maps, with servers that dont work
I see a bright futute ahead bros dont worry multithreading and linux will fix everything...
DO POCHIE KEKS REALLY?? HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA

I think they should do a wipe because the highest concentration of melties would come from /epog/

i have never ganked anyone in 15 years of pvp servers

Saaars the servers are back, I can continue lvling in ashenvale now

>>533680061
Only people against transmog are shitters who want to scope bad geared players because they don't want a fair fight
Chads enjoy transmog and assume anyone they fight could be a genuine threat

>turtle announces turtlefresh
>everyone stops playing turtle until 17th so there's no progress wasted on old stale realms which are about to die
>turtles are checking out epoch in the meantime but devs here don't know what "ETA" even means

Two massive communities, approx a hundred thousand people combined, all being double cucked simultaneously by a team that tried to launch a private server on windows.

>>533680061
you like to look like a retard?

>>533680131
>inverting the narrative
i thought you were shitposting but you're legit malding

There's actually a third server called Peniscity that is PVPVE

>>533679982
I'm a PvP chud actually. I have a sense of humor and find griefing fun because I am Aryan and high IQ and therefore can avoid being on the receiving end. The project staff are thin-skinned trannies who want participation trophies for existing.

>>533680175
getting to level 15-20 would be toughest since people dont have pvp enabled before then

Someone post the screencap of the discord mod having a melty over mpreg in someones dm immediately followed by a mpreg emoji as a reply

>tell me youre a low T loser with no friends
>without telling me youre a low T loser with no friends

>>533680209
nobody can retort this you fucking won, anyway is that dog real?

>>533680358
that's what the exploration part is for.

>>533679687
Its really not, they're just annoying and never stop spamming GURUBASHI

>>533680286
cope pedro

If epoch dies all the pve niggas can just go to the new turtle server, where do the pvp niggas do? local bumfights?

>>533680381
yes master

>>533680276
I see more people on Turtle starting zones (helf and human) right now than I did when Epoch launched

>>533680496
tel'abim

won't engage in pochie on pochie violence

>>533680263
>cosmetic shop fag is a pvptroon
Unsurprising.

>>533680590
pvp in turtle does not work

>Its really not, they're just annoying and never stop spamming GURUBASHI

I do feel sorry for the gurububs. They haven't had the privelege of being able to play 10 minutes day on their server

I need transmog because tier sets are almost all ugly.

>>533680654
why not

>>533680031
you mean the collective sigh of relief when we realized that *those people* would have a containment zone and we'd never have to deal with them

>>533680706
>of being able to play 10 minutes day
kek you are brown, typical guru hater

>>533680263
you do realize you can look at their health to determine gear level

how prot pal looking? with undead paladins i feel like its gonna be flooded..

>>533680852

>>533680895
Just 'mog your health bar, ez

>>533680943
download 4chanX instead of taking screenshots

is anything playable yet? will there be anything playable anytime soon?

>>533679784
Gayest fakest red herring of this whole launch. Total incompetence from the team on their core code. Maybe they fix it b4 shenna eats their lunch

>>533680416
>>533680662
>>533680943
niggerbot9000 you need expand your image database

>>533680416
>>533680662
>>533680943
why are you having a melty to the point where you're screenshotting black men

>>533679434
No it wont.

>>533681060
no

>why are you having a melty to the point where you're screenshotting black men

>what it feels like playing pochie

>>533681176
Epoch bipoc ban for less.

>>533679784
You dont just 'design' a server expecting 2k people. Even out of the box most cores can handle much higher. They have actively broken things to make it worse.

>>533681060
Turtle fresh in 15 days.
Epoch is never happening.

Thread quality dropping fast

>>533681303

What is happening here

>>533681316
>Even out of the box most cores can handle much higher
not old trinitycore doebeit

>>533680426
>>that's what the exploration part is for.

>go exploring off the beaten path for custom content to help level up for that suhweeeet 18 slot exploration bag and absolutely nothing else worthwhile at all
>find new quest npc
>oh wow here we go time to lock in
>"anon I would like you to bring me 12 of those clickies"
>go to clickie location
>28 other people there
>only 5 clickie spawn points and they each take 5 minutes to respawn

>>533681316
they cut corners because they thought it wouldn't be an issue

>What is happening here

>>533681316
Ok so they were maybe inexperienced amateurs making a server who didn't realise the scope of things. So what? You gonna sue them? Piss your pants maybe?

open wide and I'll inject some quality
https://files.catbox.moe/qepzs4.png

so does everyone believe they will try to bring servers up tonight (1 week after launch)?

>>533681489
troonie raid, just ignore them.

>>533681525
>>28 other people there
your fault for playing on cuckedzan and not comfy low pop grubhub

>>533681565
Ive moved on to other servers im just here to annoy you all

This is what playing project epoch is like

why won't jannies delete this general

>why won't jannies delete this general

>>533681613
Nah, most likely next weekend.

>>533681489
twow friends decided to bump out thread for free a while, just enjoy the free bumps and work on your login/anti-afk script.

>>533681609
Huge dick futas are so boring though
Something that big in your ass would feel terrible even my 7 inch dildo with normal girth hurts too much sometimes.
Gurubro btw

>>533681613
no lol

>>533681613
I never have time on weekends, so I'd prefer Monday or Sunday night

>tried to log into SoD phase 2 launch
>battle.net launcher absolutely refused to update the game
>nothing I did fixed it
>completely uninstall everything
>reinstall
>battle.net still won't update wow
>after a couple days practically forced to cancel my sub and uninstall
>every couple months I'd try again and it would never update
>only started working again early this year for no reason, but I had no desire to play SoD or retail classic anymore
did I miss out on kino...

>>533681701
Fair enough. I'm gonna play this server if I live long enough to see it

>>533681861
skill issue.

poochie sissies wanna play but they are caged!

>>533681962
Enjoy your blown out asshole

>>533681942
the bloodmoon pvp event was pure kino you did miss out

>>533681697
true temporarily, but pve players will flood into pvp server when they see the pve queue.

although I feel like the god-awful design of the custom content is something devs should also take responsibility for.

>>533681942
>>tried to log into SoD
don't do this it makes mustard gas.

>>533680895
Health doesn't give you everything, far from it
>>533680618
I don't play Turtle

>why won't jannies delete this general

>>533681609
Kissing up and down the length until she can't hold back and rapes my throat...

Now that the dust has settled, why did it take them YEARS to release a broken server that doesn't work?

Oh, I get it now. They use an hourglass to represent their gay little project because the intended experience is to have you wait in queues and on the server going online.

>>533677012
I want to be her toilet

>>533681613
doubt it but i can see them trying some weekdays next week maybe

>>533682076
I miss Blood Moon bro, it was straight up the most fun I've fan in WoW since Classic '19 launched and I'd probably rank it higher
Nothing like holding out at the Arena when the Loa was patrolling near, denying everyone trying to turn in their blood, for 30 minutes straight
Take me back...

>>533682215
It did work, when they were testing it in beta with less people. Then it shit itself when 20k people tried to log on at once.

>It did work

>>533682215
Better question is how the fuck anyone expects the server to not be an utter disaster even if it does launch
Have fun waiting months for hunter and warlock pets to be fixes let alone any other gamebreaking shit

>>533666289

>>533682215
their whole team seems to be in their very early 20s. it's a disaster compared to industry veteran babushkas like shenna,crogge and wk

>>533682072
t. https://files.catbox.moe/b11tyx.png

>>533682215
Because there was any real dev work done for over 3 years until some random guy joined a few months ago

>>533677119
>>533678179
>>533678013
>>533677346

server up when

>>533682531
>waiting months for hunter and warlock pets to be fixes
SAAAAAARS HELLO SAAAAAAAARS PLAY TURTLEWOW SAAAAAARS OR I RAPE YOU

>>533682647
draenei bait

>>533682547
>they were little baby retards when wow released
Makes sense why they have a retarded vision for "improving" vanilla by putting it on WotLK.

>>533682738
never. its over

>>533682738
5 min

>>533682738
who gives a fuck
we are all playing on Ambershire in two weeks

Epoch won.

>>533682901
Nobody.....

>>533682901
whos we nigga

>ambershite
yeah its all yours

>last test was able to support 3.9k players
>with just 2 of the 10 threads
so what's the hold up?

maye? come back home

>>533682903
Won what?

>>533683056
they're busy gooning to draenei x nelf porn

>>533683056
Temu's slow ass shipping

People really expect a 21 year old college kid with no real coding experience to make custom raid content when it took him 3 years to realize how important multithreading is and to not run the server on windows

github info not loading on epoch-status.info anymore for anyone else?

>>533683027
everyone heterosexual and aryan
I guess you and the rest of the draenei trannyporn spammers will stay here, no big loss

>>533683106
Special Olympics silver medal.

>>533683171
Sovl

>>533683056
Whats the rush? Come back next week

>>533680027
catbox alexstrasza

>>533682215
its true they could at least pick core that can handle over 5k at base state, and then start to pimp it up

>>533683056
>support?

The server crashed. They will likely release mirror servers. Go bskc to the drawing board after people can play. They are out of their depth.

>>533683171
people in these threads get really angry whenever you bring this up for some reason

>>533683171
If Troondle troons can do it anyone can.

>>533683191
nevermind, discord messages added, github's off to the side now

>servers launch
>they wiped lvl 15s ha ha that will show them
>play for 3 hours, sign off satisfied
>sign on next day
>people are level 50 with a few 60s
>post that it's unfair that other people got ahead when I had things to do and couldn't be bothered to put in the effort
>ask for another wipe

Why do people get SO angry when I just say I'm not playing on Ambershire.. I'm just not! I'm playing on Epoch!

give epork

>>533683531
How are you playing on poopie? It's not even up.

>>533683531
>I'm playing on Epoch!
any day now sis

>>533680027
gor moar?

>>533683531
>I'm playing on Epoch!
LOL!

>>533683171
I trust autistic germans

>>533683531
Turdle looney troonies are TERRIFIED of Epoch because they know it's better than their dogshit server in every conceivable way.

>>533683531

>>533683531
YOU ARE BROWN

>>533682819
3.3.5 is widely agreed to be the best pre-classic client

>>533681715
God I miss japan. Everywhere else is hell on earth in comparison.

>>533683757
Epoch's log in screen is pretty good I'll give you that

>>533683171
save our project oh golden boy

>>533683659
And what about turk scammers?

We're locking the discord server down on account of how good the vibes are going right now.