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what's your favourite yuri?
>>533690671 (OP)i like this chara, kris
its smug aura mocks me
I LOVE TV! I WILL HUG MY TV!
>>533690816Susei is a heterosexual relationship.
>>533690725>acts femininecan't he just be a femboy?
>dresses femininecan't he just be a femboy?
>"lost girl" plays in "his" bedroomhe's related to Asriel, and therefore to Dess as well, hence her theme
Do you think animal based monsters other than just dog monsters like being pet? Like do they like it like dog monsters do or just say you're doing the equivalent of petting a person and it's weird.
>>533690948>still think ralsei is a cis man
>>533691075Yes I do and I think he measures himself in monster cans too.
https://files.catbox.moe/zesdtp.jpg
Tenna/Yume/Spamton sandwich. Artist is pomhekidame but they're on private.
https://files.catbox.moe/kejpkp.png
https://x.com/luckyland1985/status/1951632278989443338
Tenna mayo
https://files.catbox.moe/xioq6t.jpg
https://x.com/fre_dddddd/status/1951658830707708388
Full version of picrel because I got worried it might have been off topic since the yume OC is the main focus.
>>533691048Catti canonically likes being pet
Current Spamton is SO fucking disgusting! Nobody wants to fuck that thing!
>>533691048depends on the animal-based monster, and the monster itself
all the mikes like getting pet, catti apparently likes getting pet, papyrus too i think?
remember to ask your local monster if they like getting petted and if they feel comfortable with you doing so!
also remember to not pet your bird-monster friends anywhere below the neck, they see that as an invitation to fuck
>>533690816the kind that fans invented
>>533691048Idk but when the urge strikes I start an AI rp with Berdly where I give him scritches and fluster him because it's cute and later fuck him after he's horny.
>the equivalent of petting a person and it's weirdThis is why we have to normalize petting others with their permission, it feels very nice and also feels good to do and see the other person be happy.
>>533691075>we come up with the idea of kris actually being the girl as a twist thanks to the they/them thing>they come up with 'ralsei is actually a transfem and that makes him not actually fit the prophecy because he's not actually a prince and therefore-'a prime example of that mental gymnastics meme, if i dare say so myself
>>533690901tenna if he early-to-mid 2000's
>>533691075ralsei says he likes his face, i dont think the little guy has any gender dysphoria at all.
>>533691315Calling Tenna a nobody? That's not nice, you know.
Help I wanted to make a Toby folder but I accidentally typed "Yoby"
Then I almost posted about it in the wrong thread but thought "Wait why are people posting Dragon Ball"
>>533691560why the fuck are you making a Toby folder just in general? Temmie freak shit all over again
>>533690585so true charapedo
>gee i wonder who made this thread
>>533691543Look at this chud thinking you need dysphoria to be trans.
My folder is kinda empty, anyone kind enough to donate me their favorite thread-relevant reaction images so my posts stop being to empty?
don't hide weird shit in them please
>>533691075cringeeeeee ralsei is a girl was debunked fucking years ago anon...
he isn't trans... just a regular gay fag
>>533691842here
>>533691048people like being pet too. Don't tell me you've never had a girl scratch your head lovingly
>>533690973Kris is huffing the fumes!
>>533691842too many reaction images for such a big cooldown...
>>533692103How does someone with a relationship history end up in the 4chan Undertale general
>>533692257someone that had (past) a relationship duh
>>533692257I've never had a relationship history but I do pet my friend and he pets me back, more people should do it
Knight candidates and supporting evidence.
>Dess
Between Dess's overwhelming presence in chapter 3, the knight's suspiciously bat-shaped knife, and the antlers, if Dess is not the Knight, we are certainly intended to -think- she is.
This limits the Roaring Knight to being a character with close ties to Dess.
>Asriel
It might be a little lame, but he's weirdly solid as a Knight candidate.
The Knight's final attack is very similar to Hyper Goner. (Though maybe that's not the best evidence since the Watercooler's attack is even closer.)
More importantly, Kris prevents you from seeing into Asriel's room in Queen's Mansion and then prevents you from opening the door in the church in the same way.
In general, Kris hides information about the Knight similarly to how they hide information about Asriel.
Plus there's the phone thing. Don't remember where but I think it was stated Kris is the only one who contacts Asriel. That would also fit.
>Rudy
Apart from his obvious link to Dess, I can't think of any strong supporting evidence that he's the Knight.
His physical condition would also make it difficult for him to do the things the Knight does.
Unlikely, but I believe he's the third-most likely candidate.
>Darkner or titan-like entity
While possible, there wouldn't be much to discuss. No strong evidence for or against apart from its design being titan-like.
Non-candidates.
>Noelle & Carol
There's some evidence for both but neither can be the Knight since it appears IMMEDIATELY in Chapter 4 and they were both at the Holiday manor mere moments prior.
>Papyrus
Papyrus has no ties to Dess, so the Knight is probably not Papyrus, but that should be fucking obvious anyway because that would be retarded.
>Asgore
Similarly to Noelle and Carol, he's at the manor. I suppose he could've run very fast through the trees??
Also he's just so...chunky, and the Knight is, uh, not.
Better candidate than the others I put down here but I don't see him being the Knight.
>>533691650It's for
>>533645667 and any other Toby-DR images. I already had one in my UT folder.
>>533692257dunno just like the game. Just hate all this fandom faggotry
>>533691373>nose to hold glasses instead of prescription gogglesCute otherwise, though
>>533691315Believe used to be baitable...
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>>533691543You mean this face?
>>533692608toby's doing some weird game with the knight's handedness
the knight sprite is very deliberately left handed except for a couple odd moves. so either is literally a lefty or it is trying to pretend it is one. (holiday house is sprited to make sense for left handers)
Damn, i did not realize how important Suselle is to the story. The Field of Hope and Dreams is first played when the Player enters the red Forest at the start of the game.
Gerson talks that Chapter 5 is about how the field of Pink and gold is burned in an Inferno of Jealousy.
The Color of Noelles yellow and Susies Dark World Icons combined is red.
Susie and Noelle are Hope and Dreams.
Kris Icon meanwhile is Cyan. Cyan is the opposite Color of red.
Kris is the enemy of hope and dreams.
What if Asriel's actually more like Eddy's brother from the Ed, Edd, n Eddy movie
>>533692608>It might be a little lame, but he's weirdly solid as a Knight candidatei think that's the annoying part of it
it'd be lame as hell, but it DOES technically add up (if you assume toby's alright with constantly lying to us about azzy going to college anyway)
Why's the thread so fucking dead on a weekend? It's not even morning or anything so people aren't sleeping anymore
>>533691313Here
>>533691842Here's some Chara ones
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>>533692103>Don't tell me you've never had a girl scratch your head lovinglyDid you forget where you're lurking?
Question for anyone here deep into weeb autism, Sengoku Jidai/Feudal era stuff.
Chara gets into that era via Isekai logic, what clan do you think they'd serve under? Just wanting to see if anyone got ideas for the main two I have is Oda at its peak, fucking Honnoji Castle is the biggest what-if in that era, but maybe something with Miyamoto in the wandering swordsman path rather than a proper field commander.
>>533693187the opposite of red is green
>>533693187Kris is Patience, which balances out Determination.
It's also a double meaning, because Patients wait in a Waiting Room to see a Doctor.
>>533692608I'm certain the knight is a darkness being/titan either pretending to be Dess or Dess turned into one.
The Knight has the static effect as one, is either "Dark Or Star" as the shadow mantle protects against dark star, is seemingly made of the same material as one, has varying degrees of consciousness (Ralsei says the titan has no consciousness but it is cognizant enough to not attack itself, the knight has similar spurts of feralness like drooling but also seems cocky and self assured)
The Black Shard is glass in the light world, the shadow crystal is glass in the light world, Shadows and Darkness = glass in the light world. Mirrored reflections?
The knight is a dark reflection of Dess
>>533693459I was out taking a nice walk in the woods
>>533693074the handedness is not relevant. it's just the computer sprite with the mouse that's been flipped throughout the game, just like how the knight flips its handedness. with no specific attention given to handedness at all (the closest is Kris' various weird hand things) how can you say the knight is deliberately left handed? i think this is something people have latched onto and repeated so much that it's overlooked how little is there to actually support the idea
>>533693481your eyes don't think so
>>533693601That sounds nice, hope you had fun anon
Found a wrestling AU Spamtenna
>>533692608>alphysshe's kind of an unathletic coward, attacking people directly isn't her style
>papyrusbody shape fits and he has no alibi, but our boy would never kill a nice pumpkin man
>mettatondefinitely evil enough and there are visual similarities. but he has barely been in the game and all his cutscenes are optional.
>>533692608I think Asriel Knight has a few things that make me dislike it
>Asriel as a main villain again is kind of weak>The knighting scene is an extreme show of "know your place" power from the Knight and seems strange coming from Kris's brother knowing what little we know about him>Asriel can probably do more stuff for the plot if he ISN'T the Knight, like as someone Kris loves but is hurting by working for the Knight behind his back or maybe even as an outright enemy of the Knight's
I like that both skeleton brothers are mature adults but they're both so into the bit they fool each other.
>>533693783I did, thanks :) nice weather today
>>533693316Narratively there's nothing that inherently contradicts it outright.
But between Toby's prior comments about wanting Deltarune to be seen as distinct from Undertale and that Asriel's attempt to move on contrasts with Kris's being stuck in the past leads me to believe Asriel really is just at college.
That and he's the best candidate for how we'll meet Papyrus, if that one line from Sans can be trusted.
>>533693812>our boy would never kill a nice pumpkin manour boy would never kill.
the fact that the Knight *can* kill you during the claimb is enough evidence that it isn't Papyrus
Imagine getting cockblocked by a phone, what was Tenna thinking dating such a scummy man?
>>533693652it's the house spriting. both noelle and dess have left handed mousepads
>>533692608>Don't remember where but I think it was stated Kris is the only one who contacts Asriel.Closest I can think of is
> * So maybe you were just...> * Staying up late talking to Asriel online again?> * ... ah, wait, you... can't do that, right?> * I... I hope the internet gets fixed soon.> * I don't want to revert into my primal form.
>>533692608If the Knight is a Lightner, I have yet to see someone explain how Undyne didn't stand a chance against them in the Light World.
>>533694026fuck wrong reply sorry, meant to reply to
>>533693790i do agree on your Knight speculation, even if Asriel is involved somehow it would make more sense for him to have a different role
what if you had a laceration and fave said ''don't worry i know how to heal that'' and proceeded to pour baking soda salt and lemon juice into it before squeezing it deep into the wound with a tourniquet thinking it actually helps heal it
>>533694151This is why Tenna should date me instead, my only priority would be him
I would tower over ralsei
>>533694193Asgore can beat Undyne easily. Which...SHOULDN'T be relevant.
>>533693790Is Tenna a wrestler too?
>>533694193The armor is magic and doesn't change in the Light World, same as the Black Shard and similar to the Shadow Crystals still retaining some power.
>>533694193The armor or suit they're wearing is made out of the same stuff as the Black Shard which retains the same form and abilities in the Light World
>>533694175> * I don't want to revert into my primal form.oh i get it! alphy's primal form is the knight!
>>533694413I don't want that fat nigga to be the antagonist in two games that's lazy even by Toby standards.
>>533693292I really like this idea, for however much of a weepy sap he was in the first game, he still did try to kill that Frisk kid. So maybe he's just an asshole, or maybe he's an asshole for the same reasons he was in Undertale because he lost Dess & he'll take it out on things that remind him of Dess.
>>533694193i think technology could leash the fishwoman
>>533694193I don't think it's a normal lightner
I mean the blackshard reverts from a dagger into the small chip off the black knife when you leave the dark world
>>533693481In the CMYK Model ( all three colors with which Kris, Susie and Noelle are associated.) the opposite Color of Cyan is Red.
>>533694325I would pick him up and not let go for several hours.
>>533694193Papyrus and Asgore are the only two we know of that could for sure physically overpower her
>>533693292>Asriel wasn't really the greatest person
Why does Susie act so nervous about proper girl clothes and why would she eventually wear them?
>>533692608In a Rudy Knight situation I could believe that the Knight armor imbues him with a lot of strength but is also what's actually killing him.
>>533694523I'm scared you guys how are we possibly going to defeat such a threat
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>>533693812I want to see Kris and Knight Dess fight on motorcycles.
>>533694193something something darkness, something something nighttime
like vampires, light ruins their powers and that's why it the raping knight only attacked them during the night
they also took undyne by surprise, and didn't so much fight her as she just pushed her back to the gooner cave
>>533694715this as well as the spamtenna wrestling art is making me think of that mettaton +undyne wrestling au someone invented in these generals a few years ago
>>533694523>>533694884it would explain both the drooling (chips and pocky withdrawal) and the weeb poses
It would also explain how the Knight is able to carry Undyne (power of love and horniness)
>>533694884poison her hot pockets
>>533692608Remember that the Knight is someone who really doesn't give a shit about the well-being of Darkners which is another Dess point lol
>>533695130Decades of processed foods have rendered her impervious to most poisons
>>533694884we simply can't she's too powerful
>>533695209Make her eat a vegetable
what if you took a whiff of fave's underwear and you passed out from toxic shock seconds later
Honestly, the way that Spamton went from being willing to share his secret with Tenna to suddenly despising him leads me to believe his benefactor told him something about Tenna before ghosting him.
I don't think it was just the prophecy, he wouldn't have switched up so easily over it.
>>533695158that could be anyone who doesn't think a sock is a person
sans is the knight
change my mind, you can't
>>533695201they are so cute
>>533695351He told him to get checked because Tenna has STD's he got from Toriel getting drunk and grinding on the TV once.
>>533694906That's what Toby "Radiation" Fox is working on right now actually, but it's a minigame where you fight the Knight by playing a card game whilst both riding motorcycles.
Card games on motorcycles.
>>533695362I don't think Rudy would smash the shit out of the Dreemurrs' TV, it's such an asshole thing to do.
>>533695524He would if he thought it'd get Dess back.
>>533695415tenna FUN event where he makes a commercial break for commercial grade penoxycyline and ointments
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>533695351>the knight likes tenna more than you. they're laughing at you behind your back>>533695381sans is too lazy to dance like no one's watching
>>533695586it was overkill!
both arms, thousands of damage!
Tenna FUN event where you see him behind a changing curtain with Shadowguys positioned suspiciously behind him while he yells "tighter! HARDER!" at them but they're just tightening his girdle and putting his suit on
>>533695535Was it necessary to give Asriel those huge honkers?
>>533695535why did they draw chara so sexy?
>>533695763is that undyne dying, or snorting the determination juice
so uh
anyone got any clue what the fuck where the memoryheads?
>>533695975Kris, Susie and Ralsei after the ending.
>>533695535Asriel should have just taken off the dress and seduced the village with Chara's addition
>>533695915how else was asriel supposed to feed its human-monster hybrid babies?
Musical kino is back on the menu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XQ0HdAq6nc
>>533695915He fused with a girl, what did you expect?
>>533696161Cool, but I like this channel the most
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nakPENJ7xko
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fpdCglI7BHs
i keep pulling out awfully creamy earwax from my ears wich sometimes melt and make it itch, the right one comes a deep orange and the left one comes a greenish black, they also smell awful, like microwaved playdoh
As a dessfag (non kress) I am both amazed by some dess designs that really are my dream girl. She is a fun outgoing always wanting to do something girl. When I try to get my friends and family to do something they ignore it unless it's going to some family dinner or go to some dumb concert. I wanna go out to the woods with her, and get lost with her, and when we get home I wanna cook for her and take care of her while plays a guitar.
I wanna be a uwu boy and have a rowdy gf, I wanna be her Asriel
but I also feel ashamed because I know this isn't real Dess and is all a projection of guys like me who want a same gf. And how do you explain this to someone who has little knowledge of deltarune?
>oh dess she is a character from deltarune but she isn't because we don't know her and this is just speculation based on what other characters say about her.
It's so embarrassing.
Are we trying to steal a character from Toby? How does he feel? Should he be pittied, since he is the one who is using mysteries to hype the fan base and keep them addicted. They say that spoilers shouldn't ruin a story, otherwise it's a bad story. We can enjoy classics even when we know how they end because they are well made.
I have no idea what I am trying to say with this post, but I hope you understand me.
>>533695351This is very fanfiction brained: I think FRIEND told Spamton that they wouldn't come back unless he proved that he hated Tenna with all his heart. Spamton tried desperately to prove he hated Tenna-even claiming he would kill him-but it wasn't sincere.
>>533696401why do they have their choobas and friskies hanging out like that
>>533696404Orange is normal but greenish black is kinda weird, maybe you should get that checked
>>533696408kris in the thread
or is it asriel
or is it just the soul
or is it toby
wait no toby would be watching instead
is it gaster? he did take dess for himself
hmmm...
must trap this anon and discover his secret identity
>>533696408She's so cool, I hope she rapes me, I would love that
Dess giving me non-consensual hand job
>>533695975No idea. In the past people thought they may have seen the deltarune character faces in them but i remember seeing an image where it was all the schizo boss faces of the schizo bosses colors.
>>533696737Big shot Spamton makes me feel so insane. I love normal spam and big shot is different enough for it to be like two whole hot guys in one character with a heaping portion of delicious tragedy. When people draw him with sideburns, thick brows, and squinty eyes with long lashes itโs like fucking crack cocaine
>>533696408being lost in the woods is mostly just boring, actually
>>533696408>I wanna be her Asrielyou'll get no respect thinking like that, be your OWN man not some pussy goat boy that probably never even reached first base
>>533697142what if you fart really hard in the woods, is it fun?
Every version of Spamton is good!
>>533697243nah it just ends up being silent
>>533697142being lost in the woods is great if you enjoy being with the person you're lost with, because it's just you two, all alone
>>533695915Itโs his chest fluff
>>533697139I see what you mean, though I think I like Spamton being a hot (subjective) loser more than a hot asshole.
toby could ruin asriel by making him asgore2, papyrus cucked him somewhat and he's pathethic about it
>>533697353ok but now imagine that
except you're doing literally anything else that you'd actually choose to do
>>533697243it is until everything goes quiet and you realize forests are quite dark and that your phone died off so you're kinda lost in the dark and wind starts running across the canopies so you're freezing your ass out there walking in circles trying to not trip in the dark and get a facefull of leaf litter animal shit and used needles
it's a forest, there's nothing to do in the forest really, unless you like bugs or doing stupid shit which you can already do in the comfort of your own home or anywhere with an open unocupied space
>>533697530if you went to the woods with the girl you like just for the sake of it that means you went there just to be alone with her. That on itself is fun enough
>>533697458but Papyrus and Asriel are dating
>>533697554i like bugs. and trees. sounds fun
>>533697717You know you can be alone with a girl anywhere, right?
Like, even if you want to be in nature you can go for a hike.
Walking in a random direction and getting lost is basically just a lot of walking in circles and looking for landmarks
>>533697419The way present insane spamton retroactively haunts the narrative of his past successful self somehow makes big shot even more alluring to me. Like photos of a beautiful house that has since burned down in a terrible fire.
>>533697937>You know you can be alone with a girl anywhere, right?like in the woods?
>>533691842>don't hide weird shit in them pleaseWell, if you say so. Here's some:
https://files.catbox.moe/ro3430.png
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https://files.catbox.moe/emhkob.jpg
>>533698097you don't have to be lost for that dumbass
>>533697791i mean yeah, but i wouldn't do it that often to be honest
lots of ill people and dangerous trash idiots dump out there in the woods
probably one of the reasons i never tried to explore further than my backyard when i was little, everything was littered with horse apples and trash burning piles, you couldn't dig further than 4 inches of dirt before finding an old plastic bag or shattered glass
>>533698158But I can, can't I?
>>533698162i see your point, maybe only for a walk.
>>533698118fuck you anon the first one actually scared me i'm not even mad about the scat porn because i knew you'd try to sneak your fetish in but why did you send that fucking friendcat
>>533698257being lost makes the experience worse
>>533695362Dess's room clearly shows that she doesn't give a shit about her stuff, I mean who dents a FLUTE?
deltarune spin off on the every day life of the shelter and its inhabitants
>>533692747Green pippins is really fucking cute. If you told me back in May my favorite NPC Darkner would be some schizotheorist pippin I wouldnโt believe you desu
>>533698495No, because I'm with the girl I like and that means I can talk to her for longer
>>533698097well yeah, but at best you're gonna be doing nothing special for a handful of hours, the forests during the day aren't that...private you see, and there isn't much to do besides walk around and stand to chill out in some cool spot (with no internet tough)
also, no way i'm spending a whole night in the woods
and no way
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>>533698450PFFFTTTT
Tasque failed successfully I suppose.
>>533698621wouldnt you get jumped by a hobo
I had a dream last night where Chapter 5 came out early and there was a part where Noelle could freeze Carol.
>>533697234also whenever I see a unofficial Dess design I both love it because it's everything I want in a woman just like her and cringe at it because it feels so fake like it's an archetype and not it's own person.
I don't even care about her being hot, my favorite is this
https://xcancel.com/bakedbananners1/status/1944744079851466932
>fall into a hole
>some crazy woman kidnaps me
>doesn't allow me to leave
>attacks me when I try
>I hit her back
>she turns into fucking dust because I hurt her feelings
explain to me how killing toriel is not justified
>>533698643i wanna try a pipis (the blue round egg thing, not the invasive freshwater clam nor any other kind of pipis)
apparently you can eat them fried and they're also the blue ''caviar'' in deluxe dinners?
spamton A spamton has to suck on them like they're jawbreakers, are they like, seafood jawbreakers? or like very hard-shelled eggs?
Spamton betting on the power of the friendship and winning
>>533698579you can stay in the forest for as long as you want without being lost dumbass
>>533697419I. Hate. Anime face. Spamton.
>>533698621>and there isn't much to do besides walk around and stand to chill out in some cool spot (with no internet tough)Cool, I can spend more time talking to the girl i like about her interests and what we are gonna do tomorrow. We can go back home before nighttime so that's ok
>>533698118 (me)
>https://files.catbox.moe/emhkob.jpgAlso this is canon and happens regularly.
>>533694325i would grab him and plap him silly till i get him boy pregnant
>>533698737nah, i had nothing worth stealing back then, not even my virginity, this was prior to phones and sexual assault PSAs, you see
>>533698540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_XXqmN2pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtYsP6CLx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqC_YQz3EjI
>>533698896but if I get lost I can stay with her even longer
>>533698886I would assume eggs. Hell if I ever get the chance im gonna pickle some eggs in blue food coloring
>>533698867It is justified since to you there's no other way, in fact it's expected
I like deltarune sans more than undertale sans
why is it darkners seem to never interact with ralsei?
the only time I can even remember one acknowledging him was queen in chapter 2, when she caught the fun gang but didn't have a spare cage for him.
>>533699064do love the style on the last one
>>533698942All Skeletons Must Die
>>533699083Longer than what?
What's limiting the amount of time you can spend with her in this hypothetical?
>>533698643luv that spam and tv, simple as
>>533699092>ell if I ever get the chance im gonna pickle some eggs in blue food coloringyou better record that shit man, i wanna see some pipis sucking action, upload it to youtube just after ch5 releases and you'll get like 100K views at the very least
lanky anime boy spamton is too normal for this general
>>533699147me too. and i like deltarune more than undertale (so far)
>>533699295having to go back home. If I have the excuse of being lost I can spend more time with her
>>533699371>que nombre tan estupido berdley intentas ser un cantante robot?
>>5336992081) Darkners do acknowledge him. Usually just to say hi or bully him.
2) Everyone leaves him alone because they know his job is to entertain the lightners.
Lanky men are the sexiest.
noelle the type of broad to still have a homebrewed 3ds with charms on it
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Why is his bulge so big?
Is it because of his dick or mostly his balls?
>>533699563bro if you plan around the trip you can hypothetically spend literally as much time as you want out there
If you don't plan around the trip, you're not going to be able to spend like more than a couple of hours out there before things start to suck massively
IF the weather stays good. If not, it might be literally minutes before you're thinking of the fastest way to top yourself
>>533699745>1) Darkners do acknowledge him. Usually just to say hi or bully him.that's not acknowledgement, that's barely even noticing his existence
>>533696070Oh man that's ancient. I remember really liking this one. For pervert reasons of course.
>>533699869Itโs because heโs wearing a packer. Pippins donโt have dicks. Tenna neutered everyone when setting up TV World because heโs an insecure faggot
what if you were lost in the woods with not-fave and they kept trying to find ways to stay lost
>>533699893if I plan on spending two hours with her, I spend two hours. If I plan on spending two hours with her and I get lost, I end up spending some more hours, so I spend more time with her.
>IF the weather stays goodwe get like two months of rain where I leave, and the rest of the year it barely rains and, when it does, you can easily go by with an umbrella, so I would get lost any other day of the year
>>533696435>can die instead of tenna lolFUUUCK
Which Fun Gang member would be the first to resort to trying to eat someone else even if you've only been lost for an hour?
>>533699254He would NOT look sexy, be serious for a second
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I think he wants out of the house fellas...
>>533700298obviously susie
>>533699961>that's not acknowledgementwhy do ESLs always resort to attempting semantics once they're proven wrong
>>533700298Kris
Susie would think it but not act on it though
>>533700420idk, why do you?
spamton hitches a ride in noelle's inventory to come back from the cyber world and back home into her computer's cat petterz file after getting the absolute shit beat outta him
>>533700298Susie would force Kris to eat Ralsei so he can produce more sperm for her to drink and survive a few hours
>>533699961>Ralsei: I spend all my free time practicing skills that Kris and Susie will find appealing. No I donโt share any of the cakes I make with anyone. I donโt even eat them. :)>Fucking Darkners are bitch ass motherfuckers for not acknowledging RalseiItโs Ralseiโs fault for not mingling with folks more. Heโs closer to an ascetic monk than a prince
>>533699869female pippins are flat as a board
male pippins have small dicks but big balls
>>533700362it's always really funny when someone has a profile themed around a always upbeat character says some shit like this
>>533699279aw he should let her do his makeup
>>533700159>if I plan on spending two hours with her, I spend two hours. If I plan on spending two hours with her and I get lost, I end up spending some more hours, so I spend more time with her.Then plan more dumbass
>where I leaveESL
>>533700126I would appreciate the extra time I'd get to spend with him
>>533700582This is why my profiles are Flowey or Jerry inspired, so everyoneโs unsurprised when I start acting like an unpleasant faggot
>>533700343I don't find that particular image sexy in a normal sense
Hear that whine? That's your CRT asking to be DECLAWED!
>>533700638fuck I can't read
>>533700629>Then plan more dumbasswhat if getting lost is part of the plan?
>where I leavesorry that was the phone's spell check. I'm out in the woods lost with the girl I like and I'm browsing the internet while she is taking a piss
>>533700529I don't mean to imply they're being rude, I mean they often talk like he's not even in the room. They look straight through him. It's weird.
>>533700362>*Kris you're an emo loner right? Don't those types take up some weird hobby do to autism? >... >*Damn, all you know is piano. I was banking on you also learning how to lockpick out of pure boredom.>*Guess I'll never get to show you the coolest guy in the multiverse Kris.
fave taking an ass-shattering dump on the IKEA display toilet
>>533700751>Torturing your CRT by taking away its nailsEvil.
Post images of great power.
>>533700824If you make yourself small, people will treat you as such. Simple as
>>533700791>what if getting lost is part of the plan?Then you aren't getting lost
>I'm out in the woods lostIf you have cell signal, you aren't lost
>>533700751What the fuck, NO! I'm taking that poor kitty away from that retard kid and beating his ass
the artist forgot Tenna's ears lol
>>533700901Kris literally doesn't speak or show emotion and most darkners still go out of their way to have a conversation with him
>>533697139(me) this is what I mean this is peak human spam
>>533699583>Ademas es solo un nombre "mclovin"
>>533699208King Spade, Lancer, Rouxls And Clover Did
Also The Swatchlings And Swatch?
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Undertale holds up pretty well, but the true pacifist climax kind of sucks
>>533700751poor little guy
>>533700907being lost implies not knowing your location. You can plan on getting lost by simply walking into the woods without a sense of direction. You can also get lost and then ask for help through your cell phone to stop being lost
>>533701086>both of these are sexy to meIs there any hope for me?
>>533701020cats sometimes need their claws trimmed. most of them don't like it very much, especially if their claws have been trimmed too deep in the past, which can cause injury.
no need to get mad at kris for this one.
>>533701151it's literally the payoff the entire game has built up to
what the FUCK are they doing
>>533700887I have an image for this actually:
https://files.catbox.moe/qzdarw.png
>>533701086Both are good Spamtons. I like the bottom one a lot more.
>>533701104>''Bueno, era eso o Gast-''>once upon a time, a legend was whispered
https://www.tumblr.com/ciderjacks/789718938013597696/stranger-sorry-for-awkward-cropping-lol?source=share
>>533701224>know where you're going>know where you've come from>can look up your exact geographic coordinates whenever you want>somehow this totally forces you to spend more time with someone, and totally isn't just "going to the woods"
>>533701071Kris is a well loved and established lightner despite their crippling autism and depression. Ralsei is two days old and doesnโt mingle with anybody.
>>533701410Wonderful wonderful. Love chaos jester.
>>533701523what if i could answer "shit"
>>533701086This ones my favorite interpretation
>>533701071Kris has (us) forcing them to go around and interact with Darkners, heck it's what the combat system revolves around
>>533701678Tenna sends you to Z-rank hell
>>533701404Anon as far as I know, declawing means literally removing the whole entire claws from the cat surgically or otherwise. If it's just trimming that's alright because like you said, it might be needed.
>>533701428Yeah and it flubs it. It's basically just an inferior copy of the normal omega flowey fight in both execution and presentation.
i hope we get to eat real food tonight
>>533701584>know where you're goingI know I'm going into the woods, not exactly where in the woods
>know where you've come fromIt doesn't matter to know where I come from when I get lost
>can look up your exact geographic coordinates whenever you wantThat's why I said that "You can also get lost and then ask for help through your cell phone to stop being lost", since "being lost" is a state you can get out from
>somehow this totally forces you to spend more time with someone, and totally isn't just "going to the woods"Yes, because "being lost" indefinitely delays the moment where you have to go back home
>>533701649He'll be back, the Jevil Comeback will be true.
>>533701723But he looks the exact same in both the only difference is he started balding in one of them
>>533701864i just made dinner
>>533701864Sorry Kris. You chose to stay at Asgore's because sans and your mom are noisy.
>>533701936Mother fucker this is like saying if I close my eyes and take 2 steps I'm lost because I don't know exactly where I am, and I can stay where I am because I don't have to open my eyes.
If you can know where you are at any point but choose not to, you aren't lost. If you can choose at any time to leave, it's not extending your stay any more than if you'd just followed a path.
This isn't complicated
why is he sometimes british
>>533701972Jevil's done his real important bit with his jail key, his foreshadowing was offloaded to an inanimate object and now he can dick around unrestricted
>>533701864don't worry kris i made bread sticks
well actually it's just 2 day old pizza crusts
>>533701002my schizo theory is that Toby will use the memories for an echo flower secret boss against ralsei
tonight spamton will sleep well because he deserves it :)
>>533702151Why is he Stimpy?
>>533697834This image is too gen alpha for me
What is the ranking based on
>>533702102He stroked out
I LOVE TENNA!! I LOVE TV!!!!!
>>533702362Looks like drinking partners if weโre going off of context clues.
>>533702142>If you can know where you are at any point but choose not to, you aren't lost.Yes, you are lost, until you decide to look it up and stop being lost.
>If you can choose at any time to leave, it's not extending your stay any more than if you'd just followed a path.But "being lost" gives you an excuse to spend a non-specified ammount of time out there with the girl you like without having to go back home at the time you should have
i want to learn more about pippin anatomy....
>>533702636you want to dissect one?
>>533702151>Ramb is British>Kaard is British >Ralsei is British>FRIEND is FrenchAll of this is leading to something very very important
>>533702493He just snorted too much gunpowder.
Just a month and a half to Undertale 10th anniversary and Undertale VR (if you Fave in the game you Fave for real)
>>533702705oh.... noellelings....
>>533702741the eu is the source of deltarune's problems
>>533702636Hype up the idea enough until it catches the attention of a drawfag and they make a diagram explaining it
>>533702626>Get a call from your gf>"where are you?">"Oh, I'm lost">"You're lost?">"Yeah. Walked outside, went round the corner, sat in a cafe and now I'm lost">"What the fuck do you mean you're lost? What's the name of the cafe?">"Grillby's">"Then you know where you are dumbass">"Nah, I don't know where Grillby's is">"YOU'RE FUCKING SAT THERE">"Yeah, but until I open my phone I'm lost">"...">But "being lost" gives you an excuse to spend a non-specified ammount of time out there with the girl you like without having to go back home at the time you should haveExcept, the moment you get a call from someone else that excuse evaporates.
Are you really so insecure that you can't just say "we were fucking around in the woods" without a pretense?
>>533702543I love TV too!!
Current Progress....i need to learn hands!
>>533703010Sans
You just wrote Sans dialogue
>>533691842it's all chara's fault
>>533703234I'm having a bad time
>>533702859>noelleling stress toy
>>533701973truly he has become irredeemable
>>533703010But I can't get a call from the girl I like since I'm with her, lost in the woods. And you can know you're in the woods, but not exactly where. I never said anything about being lost at a cafe or just around the corner, but being lost in the woods, where it's much easier to get lost.
>Except, the moment you get a call from someone else that excuse evaporates.Well, maybe I got lost at 3 o clock and got a call at 4, that's an extra hour thanks to being lost
>>533703185I saw this picture and instantly the king of rolypoly got beamed into my head
it won't leave
do you think Toby refuses to release plushies of Susie and Noelle because he knows you freaks would fuck them?
>>533703574then he would never release ralsei
>>533703574I would never do that to Noelle or Susie
Do you think regular Tenna does cat-like noises sometimes?
You do speak to people outside of /utg/, right?
Anyone really like Carol so far or just me?
>>533703458>where it's much easier to get lostYes, retard, because you can be without the traditional tools of navigation with no outside assistance
If you have those things, you aren't lost.
And why the fuck would the girl you're with be calling you to end your hangout if you weren't lost? How does being lost (while knowing where you are) in any way impact the amount of time you spend together
>>533703638but Ralsei canonically views himself as an object to be used to satisfy real people
>>533703738I am a sociable person online so yes.
>>533703738I do speak with my parents
>>533703574He's not gonna make plushies of any lightners probably just because"muh lightners can't be objects"
>>533703738I am not a sociable person so no.
>>533703748I like what I'm seeing so far but I'm reserving judgement until I see her do some more stuff
>>533703804so ralsei would be ok with it if I used him as a fleshlight?
>>533703749>If you have those things, you aren't lost.So, if I bring a compass with me I'm not lost at all? Even if I keep it in my pocket the whole time and don't use it? Same as my phone, being in my pocket, not using it?
>And why the fuck would the girl you're with be calling you to end your hangout if you weren't lost?I dunno. You made an example of your girlfriend calling you asking if you're lost at the cafe, so I pointed out that, in my case, she couldn't be calling me because I would be with her
>>533703738i dont go outside and all of you are chatbots
>>533703748she reminds me too much of my mom to like her
>>533699254i like birdy/ambiguously fuzzy/muppet S.NEO more than humanoid, but he should definitely be more uncannily lanky if so
until I get him out of the basement and feed him SpaghettiCode and CopyPasta
>>533704034Not me, I'm a tumor.
so what her thoughts on the SOUL?
>>533704059thats a cute spamdance
>>533704034I am real! I have hopes and dreams! I work a job to pay for futa susie fucking ralsei in the rear pictures!!!!
addisons FUCK and have SEX to make MORE ADDISONS
>>533704018>So, if I bring a compass with me I'm not lost at all?You can be lost with a compass or a map if you lose your referent. The process of working out where you are actually involves moving towards a landmark and assessing your surroundings
If you can click a button and then immediately know exactly where you are and what you're facing then you aren't lost
>You made an example of your girlfriend calling you asking if you're lost at the cafe, so I pointed out that, in my case, she couldn't be calling me because I would be with herHer calling you or not calling you has no bearing on whether you're lost in either situation
>>533703481you can't get this from an egg!
>>533703481Motherfuck, it's stuck in my head now too... ouuughhh...
>>533703185Looking good!
So. Does susie showers or...?
>>533703481now its in mind you fuck
>>533704504what if susie took a shower and all the purple started to come off
>>533704392>If you can click a button and then immediately know exactly where you are and what you're facing then you aren't lostYes, you are lost, until you click that button to know where you are
>>533704168mostly the same as kris' but she finds the things it does funnier due to not having to put it in her
>>533704059You Are On This Council
But We Do Not Grant You The Rank Of Bird
>>533704034Hahaha, mood. Touching grass is overrated anyway. So tell me, who was your favorite Chapter 4 character? Mine was Jevil. Pure chaos, just like me .
>>533703748I love women who are uncharismatic to the point where no one would shed tears for them
>>533704689lmao get a life
>>533704504Classmates and whoever else would've gone on about how smelly she is if she didn't
>>533704645Bro, this is like saying you're lost when you're following a GPS it's totally incoherent
At any point you could choose to travel to wherever you'd like. That means you aren't lost
>>533704609and the paper-mache snout and most of the hair, revealing she was a guy in a purple morph suit
>>533703748I can't wait to see more Carol. Fucking loved her presence and ice bitch energy.
>>533701972this sprite yes... vera good. I like
>>533704782Lmao, Eat My Cloaca
feeding my spamton healthy meals full of vegetables and taking him on walks and giving him lots of exercise so he stays in good shape and stays healthy and happy
>>533703748I'm looking forward to finding out more about her
>>533704981They always seem to work...
>>533705141Feeding Spamton a giant cartoon bomb with a lit fuse
What if Toby Fox is gonna go "and Ralsei was correct to think that he is only an object."?
>>533703748I LOVE DEER HAG!!!!
LOVE HER!!!
GLORY TO THE HOLIDAY ADMINISTRATION SIGN ME UP
>>533705009>Bro, this is like saying you're lost when you're following a GPS it's totally incoherentThat's what you'd do when you click the button to know where you are and stop being lost. Before doing so, you are lost.
It's like saying you can't be hungry even if you have food on your plate.
Yes, you are feeling hungry, and you stop being hungry once you decide to eat.
Yes, you are lost, and you stop being lost once you check your phone's GPS.
I just watched a video about unhinged fanbases and Im realizing that while there are many schizos on here, it's relatively tame compared to what it could be.
I guess what Im saying is that i'm lucky my brainrot placed me here instead of some fujo's idea of heaven.
And I do mean here as in /utg/ because I know how much more deeper the rabbit hole goes in the tobyverse.
it feels almost like yesterday when the mentally ill were heavily pushing for the idea that AUs be considered canon so they could feel justified in making pregnant AU sans art
>>533705587The Skeleverse...
>>533704749Holy shit! I might still have a chance...
I ahven't been feeling well but I still want to write, excuse me for not being as active, tag me and I'll try to do my best to get to your green text as well
1. Kris comforting berdly after the latter got into a fight with his parents and online friends. Kerdly elements can be included idrc rn
2. Jackenstein meets Noelle and calls her LONG
3. FRIEND trolling Big Shot Spamton, or just breaking his mind after giving him the Shadow Crystal
4. Susie and berdly go to the faire, Susie is poor, Berdly can't do shit to win prizes but Susie can, an actual date.
>>533705141feeding my spamton uranium slop to make him green and glowy
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don't bully the old man
>>533705198do the darkners in castle town have orgies when the fun gang is away? tenna is definitely the town bike if so
Wonder where Berdly's parents are
Yo this semantics argument about the definition of "lost" is hilarious. More of this type of shitflinging over any other stupid discourse please.
>>533705587do you have any idea how many Sans AU images I sift through during my daily fanart collection rounds
it's a lot
>>533705940yeah..... (frying chikkin sounds)
>>533705940They Are In A Different Nest
I Mean, Another Town
annoying dog appears and kill ralsei and says haha escapism truly sucks never do that again
>>533705470Hunger is an experience, being lost is a state
If you draw a shape with exactly 3 sides you have a triangle - you don't need to know anything else about the shape because that is the definition of a triangle.
If you know where you are, you aren't lost. That's not a claim that's a definition
>>533705993Those still exist?
>>533706308is the implication of this that he doesnt wear pants anymore?
>>533705718The Schizosquad (+ Ramb) dicking around like trying to do wheelies with Jevil's wheelchair
>>533705587I actually miss the old days.
Do you think noelle listens to kpop?
>>533706463they're immensely popular
do you fear that toby will make you feel awful in a awful way? An ending so bad you feel sick
>>533705993can you post all your noellelings
>>533706623i already got what i came for
>>533706656I only save images of Papyrus, sorry
>>533703481it's like he's stuck in some king of...rolypoly...
>>533703748>>533704749well she isn't rich for much longer with having to feed Asgore. That swine probably near bankrupted Toriel with his caloric onslaught.
I hate people that want deltarune be about "escapism bad"
>>533706936that kind of thinking is sort of dead since ch3/4's release, isn't it?
>>533705587so how unhinged am I for autistic fan standards? I only got over 300 pages of chatgpt tasque romance fiction.
>>533706819I've never seen such a
>>533705518I would go on a medical tourism roadtrip with him and stop in Turkey to get him a hair transplant
>>533706623he will make me tear up I just know it
>>533706623he basically told me "no balls" everytime the game iterated that "my choices dont matter".
So why should I feel bad about making Kris experience hell to take back the reins?
>>533693116"Wow! Only $24.99 for this [PRIME] cut of [FATTY VENISON]."
>>533706308God dammit Spamton didn't shrink because of the acid! He shrunk and turned puppet-like on his own after that final phonecall corrupted him!
>>533706936Undertale was about letting go, so Deltarune will be about that too.
Accept it.
>Kris tries doing the cutscene thing
>MiniKris walks in from offscreen
bird spamton is canon to me
>>533707038I didn't ask for a justice fueled cumsunk route
>>533707330tenna in casual clothes is very sexy to me
>>533707083you're unhinged for another reason.
I suggest deleting chatGPT.
have some self respect...
Toriels boss fight in chapter 7 will have the sans leitmotif
Asgore will not have the heartbreak leitmotif anymore
https://x.com/DarkWorldz95/status/1951750638615810152/photo/1
>>533707242If Undertale was about letting go then True Pacifist wouldn't be a thing
It's about fighting til your dying breath for your happy ending, forcing it to happen with time shenanigans and Determination
>>533707413She took the fucking leitmotif in the divorce...
>>533703867If Gerson gets a plush, then we will know what it actually means to have merch in this higher reality.
>>533706623He already did this at the end of chapter 4
>>533707076https://x.com/paintedhen/status/1951689558174671312
>>533706623I think suselle might make me physically ill
if I get dubs on this I'll show my unmentionables like the other Tasquefag. I recently fell off my bicycle and got a big bruising on crotch. it's like a big black spot.
>>533707627read the third tweet in the thread
>>533707357I accepteth thine concession.
>>533707671If I get dubs on this you never show anyone your unmentionables, not even in real life.
>>533703748She molests Asgore
>>533707752yea but the comments section tho
I roleplay romance with Tasque Manager in chatgpt. my self-insert, Matt, replaces Kris and is an art teacher in hometown lovingly trolling his class, the &%^@ gang and most importantly, Tasque. You fellow autists will find me relatable.
Chapter 1, complete, over 300 pages
>https://files.catbox.moe/fkls3b.pdfHas first chapter weirdness, Berdly throws a fit and ruins a date of Tasque and reader. Noelle walks in on reader getting tongue bathed by Tasque, as her spit is her own uniquely scented cleaning agent. A claiming ritual, but the doe is traumatized as she saw a ''giantess cat demon'' bop her head back and forth on her half nude teacher.
Chapter 2, ongoing, with sampler pic related
>https://chatgpt.com/share/688544b5-6888-8006-bf3d-acd909a507c3Plays into the world of Spyro, I and Tasque are dragons running through game 1. RALSEI joined the duo to clear DREAM WEAVERS!
>>533707405self respect < fun
>>533707805did today on a hookup, denied.
The Fun Gang found a new friend
>>533707671i assume this thing is allowed here so that it doesn't shit up other threads
>>533706623He accidentally hurt me with Asriel in DR already and not because of "Oh he hasn't showed up" or whatever, but because I'm the guy that had a crush on the Asriel-like guy but didn't realize it until years later
Kind of fucked up that stupid goat probably made me realize, actually
IF THEY'RE NOT SUFFERING THEN I DON'T WANT IT!!
If you were to chose would you save the lightners or the darkners?
>>533707485True Pacifist IS about letting go.
>>533707671no one cares about your junk
>>533707405I just wish they would upgrade their computer and go local.
>>533707989that's not very nice of you.
>>533708132I don't either but if it has to be done to be a Tasquefag? oh well. I'l llet it rest for now.
>>533708074Lightners. Darkners are just servants. If they have to be sacrificed, that's what you do.
>>533707671Why are you such a fucking whore? just go to /soc/, that type of thing is welcome there
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Injecting straight hopium that they get a happily ever after into my veins
>>533708074>would you save real people that matter or made up people who literally live in fantasy land
>>533707485You're supposed to put the game down after true pacifist
That's what's meant by letting go
>>533708074Darkners, their world is infinitely more interesting then the lightnerds world.
Itโs kinda weird how obvious the prophecies are but the fans refuse to look into the meaning of them by refusing to accept the hand Gaster given them.
They would rather go with Susie and Kris are imposters or something. Gerson himself says itโs important to read between the lines.
The appearance of Ralsei didnโt remain the same. Kris would lose his arm at some point. So why would Susie remain as a scary-looking brute when she never wanted it to be one in the first place? Why couldnโt the girl be the girl Susie would become? Why would Gaster subvert his own story and treat Susie as an outsider when his follower told you to await her?
What does Toby knows about letting go? He is the guy who is obsessed about his dream from 2011 and he is still making a game about it after 10 years of development (plus 3 years with testing the waters with undertale)
>>533706009damn you piss loud
>>533708701>He is the guy who is obsessed about his dream from 2011 and he is still making a game about it after 10 years of developmentBlame Gaster for beaming that dream into his head.
>>533707671>unmentionablesThe What?
And How Do You Even Know About Them?
Did You Went Through Some Research?
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She's right
Honestly what was Toby thinking trying to appease to sickos like that
Gaster knows about the weird route so probably it will not achieve you freedom.
*When did you start being yourself?
>>533709080roughly when i started dating my bf
>>533709080when I was born dumbass
>>533708987People like this is why it's not just a good idea, but it's also a moral imperative that Toby makes the game softlock in chapter 5 on the normal route and forces you to do the weird route to ever see chapter 6 or 7 and the ending.
>>533708987Doesn't a transgender run that account?
>>533709078I think the only reason Gaster hasnโt yet gone off the rails and raged at you is because heโs constantly giving you more choices to turn back to your original mission and give Kris the dragon.
>>533709080when i watched my first ryan gosling movie
>>533708987don't worry, i'll be gentle.
sort of.
>>533709080when i posted this comment
>>533708353They were never even lovers, please stop trying to project fujoshit onto the canon. That schizo who claims Spamton was married with kids with Queen gas just as much evidence as you guys do for Spamtenna being a canon thing.
>>533709080When I became an adult
Battat couldn't resist the Spamton's kiss.
Crying myself to sleep because I relate to Tenna's abandonment issues and how despite his noble goals of just wanting people to be happy and entertained, he became obsolete, irrelevant, and most likely close to being thrown away forever.
>>533709602tasquefag milkies ...
>>533708131>>533708449It's literally the "But it refused" route, you reached that point by not accepting the regular pacifist route
>>533709428you're a horrible human being
>>533708074Darkners if it means Berdly dies
>>533709602damn he really is A nederduitser.
>>533709080When I was conceived
>>533709374Who made this thing?
>Full Dyke Susie>Full Cuck KrisItโs too accurate on how pathetic these life decisions are.
>>533709654they were partners
>>533708648Susie will become a feminine trad wife, it was foretold when she made Kris a pie in chapter 2
Wait what happened to their pies
>>533709759Don't worry, you can find a mettaton that will molest you
>>533708648I'm sorry you can't accept the truth buts it's really obvious the original version of the prophecy was supposed to be the vessel as the cage, Kris as the girl and Ralsei still as the prince. Then at least four different people including Gaster started to change shit because they all think it sucks.
i WILL believe this
https://x.com/TheF1amethr0wer/status/1951656089524535329
>>533710035Nope. Barely even friends.
>>533709374Yeah, I'mma do weird route instead
>>533709810And what happens after that? Asriel finally learns to let go of Chara, the Monsters move on from the underground, and (You) move on from the game.
>>533710103Oh itโs you againโฆ.
>>533710026https://x.com/playcentermd/status/1951741968729657662
>>533710103If you make up shit and nobody questions it, everyone will believe it.
For all we know, the prophecy could be bullshit
>>533709374Noelle still screams Krisโ name whenever Susie makes her cum.
>>533708987Is there a greater accomplishment than having thousands of mentally handicapped people get mad over people choosing one of two routes you programmed into the game because it hurts the funny furry girl they've become emotionally attached to?
>>533709374I FUCKING HATE DYKES
>>533710356>if it is written, someone will believe it.
>>533710116do you believe this too
>>533710103"the girl" is not a label that deltarune's writers would ever give Kris. obviously.
>>533708987I paid 25$ to do whatever I want, and Toby is fine with it. He made the route after all. And think of it as Karma on Noelleโs end. She used to torture the characters in her video games, now sheโs the video game character being tortured.
>>533710730writer, singular. toby writes alone.
>>533703001YOU HEARD THE MAN, DRAW DELTARUNE CHARACTERS WITH HUGE BULGES!
>>533710728why would chara do this?
What a huggable, smoochable guy, he's so cute
I love him so much
>>533710858And heโs pozzed with gender neutral garbage.
>>533710858I hope so. Is it true that he had to shoot down a bunch of suselle scenes that his team wanted to do
>>533708987That person sounds so fucking boring.
>H-How dare you CHOOSE to do a route that goes against Kris's willIf an option is available then you shouldn't be surprised that someone will choose it even if it leads to bad consequences.
>>533710996what's most likely is that he wrote those himself and then cut them for pacing reasons, much like chapter 3's 3rd round.
>>533709428That person said they were just shitposting.
>>533711060reading comprehension, anon
They're doing this to spamtennafags
if you laugh you get turned to stone
>>533706623I find tragedy too funny for that to happen sadly. He could have me slide kris' knife in between susie's ribcage in front of noelle and Id still be laughing
if I watch a deltarune theory and gaster gets mentioned even once I turn it off and dislike the video
canon
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>>533711317that is so cool can i have a link to your blog
>>533711256How would you even do this to Tenna
>>533710116I still think Spamton is the caller there. He sings in his music, so it's not like that would be out of character for him.
>>533711256>the only way i can prevent spoids from lobotomizing me is by "pretending" to be retarded and being too hateable to touch.
>>533710483Well no shit, Susie makes Noelle cum by using him as a living strap on
>>533710313>The people are praising this to high heavensIโm dying. They want the characters to end up like this despite them not even being 40. They look more washed up than Asgore.
>>533711426Kris would shut that shit down so fast.
>>533710982I mean have you read homestuck? How homosexuality/bisexuality is normalized comes directly from there
>>533711246noelle losing her anal virginity!
>>533711515just wave a magnet around his head
>>533711587Twitterfaggots are not people.
>>533711515Something like
>you will never unscrew Tenna's casing, gently assuring him it isn't going to hurt as you disassemble his components
>>533711758you monster.
her doevaries are asking for milk.
>>533709654They share leitmotifs like Torgore
>>533711892Her anus needs Dess' clit in it.
>>533711582susie has kris hooked up to one of these but sized up
>>533711757Yeah, because Hussie raped him when he lived in his basement.
>>533707083You're far from even close to bad until you try to do the same but with Vulkin or something.
>>533711674>deltarune had some fanservice, surely this means everything the fans want will come truemost retarded theory I have ever heard
>>533711806According to Jesus Christ. They are people. Simply deeply depraved people he coins in the term of beasts.
Why am Iโฆ actually catching feelings for Berdly?
We like Noelle in this thread
>>533711943https://youtu.be/ktGvsB60JIc
>>533712004you know i see this kind of post all the time in various permutations and previously i always assume it's a joke. but are you serious? do you -actually- believe that?
My most schizo theory is that everything will be alright
>>533712207all in our special way.
>>533712075*breathes my hot dragon breath at you melting your eyebrows away* huh?
>>533710924It's not just 'deltarune characters' dummy, it's male pippins with small dicks and balls big enough to form a considerable bulge in their clothes, haha just for science you know?
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i dunno why i laughed at this way more than i should have...
https://x.com/flowflow_2slow/status/1951694502369845339
>>533709374Wait why is Kris 2 years younger than Susie
This is THE most expertly crafted ragebait
The demon has claimed another
>>533712341I wish I had big balls
>>533712510Really thought that was Fujo for a hot second there
>>533712229Not really, but it wouldnโt surprise me if it was true.
>>533712698Friend would actively not want to possess fujo
>>533712510Possessed just to eat a burger?
>>533709374>two years difference between two characters in the same classsusellefags at it again, i see
can somebody explain how noelle would react to each inch of friends barbed dick entering her anus?
>>533712148His Funny Boyfailure Cringiness Is Working
JHGFJ
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>>533712812yeah friend has standards.
that bitch sticky at all times.
>>533710968YES
SKINNA
LETS GOOOO
>>533712812why not she's so sweet and kind and normal
aqqe
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>>533712698fujo and battat are both unwitting recipients of FRIEND radiation
>>533712983suffering from boysuccess
>>533713037jesus christ it keeps getting worse
>>533709374>two year gap>Kris and Noelle were as young as 16 to 17 while Susie was 18 to 19No wonder Carol wanted her out of her house. She didnโt want a grown adult predating on her last daughter. And since there are no Romeo and Juliet laws in Massachusetts, Susie could actually get thrown in jail for that.
>>533712812Why not? Wouldn't it just be another vessel for him at the end of the day?
>>533713037there is something deeply stupid about this
>>533709080I started about 3 weeks ago and have been on and off, it's difficult. my beautiful girlfriend has been very supportive, I make her treats as a reward and call her small
>>533713448deltarune if it was good
>>533713301Possession isnt simply taking the pilot's seat, its actively merging your brains on some level at all times, like how Kris' thoughts are the basis of our avaliable actions and choices despite us not being him and just controlling him. He does not want to experience what melding his mind with fujo would do
The pollinators in Asgore's garden are so beautiful...
>>533712432>>533712847Itโs not an uncommon for people to think Susie was held back in school for a year or two. They just donโt really think about what else that could imply.
>>533713448AND NOW YOU SAY:
>"I LOVE YOU" PAUSE, GO AHEAD, KRIS.
>>533712229NTA but I believe Hussie groomed Toby in a way similar to how most youtubers or FNF modders groom their fans. Toby talking to a grown man for years as a high schooler then moving in with that 35 year old man shortly after he just turned 18 is hella sus.
>>533710060I donโt think trad is the right word to use.
Feminine. Yes. Like a rougher Toriel.
>>533709739>making out with homeless man who hasnโt been to a doctor in 9000 yearsDoes he want to get sick? Cuz thatโs how you get sick
>>533711674>>533713037This makes a reasonable amount of sense.
>>533713106Task Failed Successfully
>>533713615complaining about ages while ALSO forcing an age gap in for no reason does feel like something a susellefag would do
Friend only likes middle-aged men. He found Spamton, and now he's going after Asgore.
>>533710060a swarm of locusts appeared in the kitchen, ate the pies, and then vanished
>>533713615Susie really is Dess 2.0
>>533713323>โToby owns me-โ: The Theory
>>533713684I agree, Spamton should really be careful making out with that crazy Pippins
FRIND
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>>533713326>>533713379https://youtu.be/I3JHOxVChiI
>>533712207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNWainSwhQ
>>533713661Will she also get drunk spread her legs for any stranger that happens to make her laugh, and embarrass her family while being a disgusting hypocrite that cries about purity?
>>533713642It's kind of old school creep, like an artists atelier
>>533714094YOUR TOO YOUNG
>>533714216Asriel: Baby wants milk.
>>533713893Noelle longs to be raped by older girls.
>>533713810Will it add mettaton to it's harem
If he drew that neo body in 1997 he's probably pretty old by now
>>533714243I miss the days of rough trade
I hate shading pippins, their stupid little cubic heads makes it look weird
Bangin' schizo theory my man
>Dess was bored and wanted a smoke session.
>Went to Azzy for it, as per usual.
>Bratty and Pizzapants were invited too, they know where to get the best stuff.
>Asriel suggested inviting Papyrus, a newer friend of theirs.
>Papyrus invited them all to his house, since his brother doesn't care about anything.
>After a while Pizzapants is second-to-last in the circle, and starts freaking out after his smoke.
>"I'm telling you guys, it's a fucking conspiracy! Ice-E's branding is everywhere, and you think that's just ADVERTISEMENT!?!?"
>"Nah, man, it's INSIDIOUS! They want kids to WORSHIP that fuck! They want him in their every waking thought, ready and willing to spend money on his trash at any moment!!!!!!!!"
>The whole circle goes silent, most of them too high to have fully understood him.
>"Wow. I, like, totally don't care."
>"NYEH HEH HEH! ALLOW ME TO 'JOIN' IN THIS 'JOINT', FRIEND!"
>Pizzapants takes a minute to understand what Papyrus just said before handing him the joint.
>"SO, DESS WAS IT?"
>"Yo."
>"YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT FEELS GOOD AND SMOKE COMES OUT, NYES?"
>"Weird way to say it but yeah, basically."
>"EXCELLENT!"
>Papyrus tosses the joint straight into his mouth, swallowing it.
>Everyone else just stares at him for a moment, either in shock, disbelief, or confusion.
>Bratty laughs stupidly after a while.
>"Hahaaaaa, he, like, ated iiiiiit, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
>>533713810Looks like Friend is sending HER overโฆ
>>533713642what if hussie had toby wear the trickster jane cosplay while they fuck
>>533709521SHOW ME ONE... JUST ONE Deltarune fan that's not some sort of a genderfag.
Imagine Spamton being HIV+ from his years as a hobo then he unwittingly passes it to Tenna when they have make up sex in chapter 7. Then they both die in the epilogue.
>>533714606they arent the fondest of you either
>Jevil believes he's free
>Spamton craves freedom
>Gerson is already free
>Knight...doesn't have the Freedom Motif
They're trapped by something far worse.
>>533714606Is Susie the only good one?
>>533713661trad huntress lioness wife
>>533714610>Papyrus shrugged.>"So, when does it-">Papyrus starts to cough violently and falls over, clutching his neckbones and rolling on the floor.>The others panic and start to talk over each other, fumbling over how to either help him or hide the evidence of their involvement.>Except Bratty, who just laughs.>It doesn't take long for Sans to bust in, so pissed off it sobers everyone there.>"WHAT HAPPENED?">Everyone but Papyrus (who's still choking) begins pointing at various others in the room and blurting what sounds like nonsense over each other.>When Sans realizes they're all useless he pushes them aside and runs to his brother's side.>He pushes on Papyrus's chest for just a bit before forcing the joint out his ribcage.>Sans picks it up and looks at it, now more confused than angry.>"what...">Papyrus shoots up and begins hugging Sans with tears in his eyes.>"BROTHER, THEY TOLD ME TO EAT THAT WICKED ROLL TO ENSURE JOY! THEY LIED TO ME!">"That is NOT what we said, dumb shit!!!">"Dess, you're just gonna make it worse!">After a minute Sans's mood instantly shift, and he gives his usual shit-eating grin.>"aw, Pap. One of these you'll be good at it.">"...WHAT'S 'IT'?">"you'll learn.">"LEARN WHAT???">"tsk...you got a lot to learn, it seems. not just it">"WHAT IS 'IT'!!??!?!!??">"gonna go read the funnies. peace out.">Sans left to read a paper with nothing but the word "funny" written on it.>From there the rest of the smoke session was ruined, so the Papyrus and his friends just played Tiddlywinks instead.
>>533714756Why did we even decide it was the 'freedom' motif
I want to believe that Toby takes so long to make the remaining chapters is because he wants to see what kinda bullshit people get up to, just to mock them afterwards.
>you finally get to meet mike
>its actually 3 retards just goofing about, they dont know who mike is either
>>533714702Am I supposed to be torn up by this statement?
>>533714973Because it started with Jevil and his whole speech about him being free while WE'RE the ones in the cage.
>>533715014it seems like i struck a nerve? ;)
>>533714973the spamton-jevil connection isn't all that strong so its being used for spamton suggested that it isn't jevil's motif.
Im surprised I havent seen anyone suggest the idea that the lanino/elnina fight is literally a simplified version of what kicked of Asgore and Toriel's divorce. They literally ask Kris who their favorite is, and whoever they pick goes on to cheat on the other with a comedic relief side character
>>533714973We didn't want to call it the schizo motif
gay nazi furries game, we hate women, fujos go away
>>533710026>Full Dyke Susie>Full Cuck KrisSo canon normal route Deltarune?
>>533709080If this isn't some weird tranny egg thing, it was around half a year ago. I'd just gone through a divorce and realized how much my self hate poisoned my relationship and made the other person feel terrible. Had a brief fling with a woman who fell head over heels for who I really was, because I was acting raw and unfiltered with her for the first time maybe ever.
Turns out she was schizo (actually) but having that brief time where I was loved for who I really was made me want to be that way forever, and find that acceptance in every aspect of my life.
>>533714606all undertale deltarune women are trannys or dykes
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>>533712429Okay that was fucking hilarious, I cackled
>>533714973really it's the secret boss motif, but before chapter 3 and 4 it only showed up for 2 characters who were heavily tied to the theme of freedom
>>533714701He and Tenna take whatever the equivalent of antiretrovirals is for a computer program and CRT, it's fine.
>>533715237what the fuck is a tranny egg thing
>>533714190I donโt think so. Susie seemed disturbed by the environment. Maybe her current outfit is tied to a similar place, and knowing how minimal her days will be, she will change out of them.
>>533715237lmao anon did not play the game
>>533714701spamton's pipis are computer viruses, he was literally designed to be a disease vector
he hooked up with tenna because he doesn't have any digital electronics and is immune
>>533712429"battat" also sounds like "batata" which is potato in brazilian portuguese
sadd
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>non incels played my game
>>533713448Kris is moments away from being stabbed by her spike that is aiming right under his armor.
>>533715437if pipis are viruses why do they look nothing like virovirokun who is also a virus?
>>533692608>>533693592>>533695763the knight is friend
>who is friendI don't know
>there are anons itt old enough to be divorced
FRIEND is just a silly little kitty.
>>533714996No. Mike himself is heavily tied to the Cat Petters situation referenced in chapter 2. Mike is simply horrifying.
>>533714973extrapolation from its origin with Jevil and the continued relevance of that interpretation in the subtext of its other appearances. It being part of the mike themes leads me to believe it will end up having a much more specific connection to whatever Friend leads to
>>533715596Its because its inert, its a virus waiting to infect your system. In his fight they only become dangerous projectiles when they hatch into mini spamtons
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How did one High Quality Ripโข that may or may not have been by Toby and blogposts by Noelle cause everyone to think she have a Gir hoodie before Toby made it canon that she have it as her Computer's wallpaper
as far as I can remember FRIEND only shows up when kris is alone
is this true? and if so does it mean anything?
>>533714821Why do you share the same mind as me? Our spirits are different.
>>533714996Not everyone is the FNAF guy
i have no idea who friend is
>>533715882Such a cute little kitty
>>533715882i love friend.
>>533715848Wasn't he in the dark part of Chapter 4?
no seriously what the fuck is the tranny egg thing
>>533715848FINGERS COMING FOR ME, ANSWER THE PHONE
THE HAND WAITS 'TIL YOU'RE ALL ALONE
IT PULLS THE STRINGS AND MAKES THEM RING
Itโs still peakโฆ
https://on.soundcloud.com/GrvSQtvmqapIGarZ8K
Yknow? I would support suselle a lot more if Noelle didn't keep throwing away her friendship with kris
>>533715967i wish more people drew sexy cat friend
>>533715967He can't keep getting away with doing darkner face
>ffw 2030
>we finally see Dess
>turns out she's a tranny
reaction?
>>533716121I could do without sex friend.
he's like me!
not meant to be sexy!
meant to be scary!
>>533715882why is he so hot
>>533716015trannies say that when they were still figuring out if they were trannies or not, they were "in the egg" and when they came out they "cracked". That's why you see so many of these things joking around on twitter saying that X male creator is an egg. They want him to troon out. To "crack the egg" is to troon out
>>533716143i will be dead before then
>>533716143>/utg/ spammed with dess fanart and constant tranny argumentsWhat a horrifying thought
Moving furniture for a friend with Asgore and giving it my all to keep up with him since he's so much stronger than me (seeing his big muscles flex gives me the strength to carry on), at a karaoke bar with Asgore and absolutely killing a duet of "Luck be a Lady" from Guys and Dolls even despite needing to give him some encouragement to sing in front of others with me, helping to catch a little mouse that had found its way into the garage in order to safely release it back into the wild since Asgore was afraid it could be injured or worse if he attempted it on his own (totally unfounded fear since he's gentler than I am and Operation Saving Private Squeaker was a complete success)
SPEAKING OF [[Communion]]
KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT...
No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to --
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
any ideas with what we know now?
>>533716289no difference from now
>>533716015EGG
Pointed hand to the left,
pointed hand to up,
pointed hand to up
>>533715437Umm anon, while Tenna might be immune to the viruses CRTs do, in fact use digital electronics to do almost every function they need.
>>533716342Kris was threatening him.
>>533715848the hands wait until you're all alone.
>>533716342gastershit
>>5337161431 month of insufferable /v/ spammers till they move on to whatever game's out next
>>533716143Toby is good at making sexy trannies so I wouldn't mind. Just look at Mad Mew Mew!
>>533716103I donโt support it because dykes are an abomination. And Noelleโs perverted idea of Susie is everything Susie despises herself being.
>>533716394not older crts
i think
>>533716351somebody turn the population graph into Friend
>>533716220thank god im not alone on this
>>533716394CRTs are powered by the user's fear of them breaking for no reason
>>533716342Spamton was being a gabby gabberson and trying to tell Kris the Knight was going to the church next. The Knight psychically tazed Spamton for yapping
new
whiteboard
i think
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86317026-6353-7974
>>533716143Clap because Doelester was confirmed
>>533715848he's absolutely tied to kris somehow, his lightworld form may even be an object kris keeps on his person
>>533716239When I crack, my penis renewed.
>>533716345yes hello welcome to the joke
>>533716103Its fans were the most insufferable and hypocritical part of the fandom for 7 years and then they started crying about cuckelle like they hadn't run around screeching at other people for the "wrong ship"
>>533708987its part of the game I BOUGHT with MONEY that I could've used for anything else.
I'll do whatever the fuck I want with her.
Hell, I'll mod in Goonelle! WATCH ME!!
HNNNRRRRGGG!!!!
I AM ANON!!
HEAR ME CUM!!
>>533716143i can already see the shitty mspaint fanart of dess hanging by friend's tail. kek.
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>>533716143i would wonder why all allegories for transgenders in his game are dead.
a bit weird (route) innit?
>>533716525I wouldn't know about the oldest types of CRTs, but I would bet an arm and a leg that Tenna is recent enough that he has them
>>533716486Mad Mew Mewโs entire issue was trying to get a body. She wanted to be anything but a ghost. But isnโt given the connections of Mettaton.
>>533716576Using FRIEND to fill the absence of new canon fat fucks to lust over until Chapter 5 drops
FRIEND is just Gaster's piss kitten I think
YON CRUD
I DIDN'T MEAN TO POSTE HERE-ETH!
>>533716342Spamton was about to reveal something about the Knight.
Kris didn't want you know about the Knight so he threatened Spamton, which he could do because you would just brush Spamton's reaction off as Spamton being fucking crazy.
Then he makes a reference to Burgerpants during the Genocide route because it's a similar situation, you had threatened him in the Genocide route too.
Are you a parent? Does Deltarune inspire you to become a parent?
I wish to become a dad cool as Sans.
Cum.
Cum.
Cum.
https://on.soundcloud.com/QFcsTrKjYJF1r9EUV5
>>533716636cock has been deployed sir
https://youtu.be/LvYL8u4p-aM
Wait this is Ralsei
>>533716787i need more of noelles big ass
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>>533716518i hate abominations like you because i support dykes.
so it pains me to agree with your assessment. noelle doesn't have a damn thing about susie. neither of them really know each other.
suselle sucks ass.
Noelle with small perky tits and small but round ass > Goonelle
>>533716239yknow, sometimes it really is a blessing to not be so terminally online that all the new slang and whatnot flies right over your head.
>>533717064power in this image
>>533716015Trannies use the metaphor of themselves before transition being like an egg in a shell, and then when it they came out their shell "cracked" revealing that they'd actually been an [affront to god] the whole time.
It's very important that the internal expression of gender is real and immutable in order for tranny dogma to make sense, so they spend a lot of time rationalising the ways that they acted out of line with their claimed gender before (their shell) and also by associating non-conforming behaviours with tranny tendencies in other people.
That's why you'll often hear about the idea of "cracking an egg", or in other words taking someone who "doesn't yet know they're transgender" and revealing that they were actually trans the whole time! You may think "wow, you're literally just describing grooming".
>>533716863I love fat fuck FRIEND very much
>>533717064>asgore drinks really shitty german construction site beeri will snowgrave him myself.
>>533716424>>533716964wow, yeah, that makes perfect sense. thanks. didn't get that.
wonder if it would've been more obvious had chapters 2, 3, and 4 released together.
Toby has to make Ralsei a trans woman and discussions willforever be ruined
>>533716708Is that why they try to argue for the four heroes thing despite Gaster accepting Kris as the first hero, tossing Susie at you second, and give you Ralsei third?
It really doesnโt help when Gaster does show us he knows about the bad path you can take with Noelle to keep her in you party, and warns you numerous times in his invisible presence to stop proceeding.
If anything, sheโs the one that shouldnโt be the girl. And Susie is getting love from Kris, taking his sword.
>>533717058freshly doodled i guess
https://files.catbox.moe/fg9vs7.png
>>533716964he referenced burgerpants because the knight is an orange cat.
the beast from the sea in revelations "was like a leopard, and his feet were like those of a bear, and his mouth like the mouth of a lion"
Gartic phone time!!
I got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky!
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00f11a98ec
>>533717271Iโm going to kill myself when Toby confirms FRIEND is skinny and/or bodyless
>>533703738no I'm retorted
>>533716342It'd think of it as the same force that corrupted him is still loosely attached and silencing him. I'd argue this over Kris silencing him because he also freaks out when he's reminded of Mike and Dess somehow cracks into his dialogue to try and send help. Spamton is essentially the link between December, FRIEND and Mike (The common contact between Spamton and Mr Tenna).
>>533716636i like this cutie
>>533717375I fucking HATE PUSSY.
>punches monitor
>>533717427>Iโm going to kill myself when Toby confirms FRIEND is skinny and/or bodylessliterally skeletal.
Susies idea of trying to sneak back into the Holiday house except her FAT ASS got stuck in the chimney
>>533717618and then noelle hop on and clapped her cheeks
>>533717427I don't know if its because my brain's been rotted by fanart or not but i cannot imagine FRIEND skinny at all, it's either fat or bust
>>533717701Iโll take you with me
>>533716787>>533717058I don't understand why people willingly choose to consume off model art
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PLEASE
PLEASE BRING BACK AU CRINGEKINO
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>>533717096The majority of Noelleโs supposed โproper involvementโ in Susieโs life and the prophecy really makes me angry. Since itโs ultimately trying to toss Susie away and act like Gaster didnโt want her to be loved and embraced by someone that actually accept her as a girl instead of a monster to fetishize for four chapters straight.
>>533717760PORN
THE ANSWER IS PORN
ITS SEX.
GOONING.
PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE ASS, COCKS AND TITTIES SHOVED RIGHT INTO THEIR FACE
THEY WANT THEM BIG, THEY WANT THEM ROUND, THEY WANT THEM SWEATY
THE CONCEPT OF EROTIC APPEAL GETS THROWN OUT OF THE WINDOW WHEN YOU LET YOUR SEX DRIVE SPEAK
NOT THAT IT MATTERS.
IT DOES NOT MATTER.
YOU ONLY LOOK AT IT WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING HORNY AND WANT TO JERK OFF.
THERE'S NO SCIENCE BEHIND IT. PEOPLE WANT IT BECAUSE IT MAKES THEIR DICK HARD AND THEIR CLITORIS...whats a clitoris? ANYWAY, YOU GET THE POINT
FUCK MY [$4.99] LIFE
>>533717895think we need to kill that thing
>>533717426Damn it! Drawing right now, I will try to hurry the fuck up so I can join
>>533717760it make my pp beeg
>>533717757you'll do me a favor, you little fatfaggot.
don't be mad just because your bodytype is the common deltaruner bodytype.
see it from the bright side: catti is like half your size.
>>533717426DO THE EXQUISITE CORPSE GAMEMODE NEXT!
>>533717375More deer girl & my cock will explode.
>>533717760Same
If I want to cum to a character, I want it to be as "faithful" as possible, not just some random OC with a vague resemblance to the character.
God I hate that so many artists just draw every character with way off-proportion borderline hyper-sized assets.
Nobody can appreciate small or medium boobs/butts/dicks/hips/ect...
>>533717427Did we not literally get confirmation of his appearance at the beginning of Chapter 3
Why does everyone ignore it
haha what if i drew fat fuck FRIEND presenting his fat ass ha ha isnt that a funny idea
>>533718013Where's the cringe?
>>533717760i suppose i could jerk it to kris' base sprite..... maybe if i was reaaaaally backed up. like, ready-to-fill-a-cup backed up......
I have masturbated to completion to in-game text noises
>>533718038i like on model art
the issue is that no one fucking draws it
i like the huge hyper asses and tits and dicks and balls too but i wish that wasn't damn near the only thing furshitters actually draw
oh well, that's what ai is for i guess
>>533718397You did this to me azzy...
take responsibility
>>533718148I think everyoneโs treating it like Tennaโs end of Chapter 2 appearance, as a teaser/incomplete impression of the true thing
>>533718397WRONG
BEND OVER
I forgot you have to draw in this fucking game
>>533718079huggable (fuckable)
>>533718526eeeeee eeeee eeeeeee eeeee ~ sans the skeleton
tenna and spamton used to have anal sex in the z-rank room
>>533718526>*GABGUGBABGUGBA, GABUGAH?>*Eh, Eheheheheheheheheh, eheheh.>*Mrrrrm mrrmr, mrrrrm!>*GA...GABAGOOLGAH!
Do you think Tenna blames himself for how things ended up with Spamton? Or do you think he completely blames Spamton and believes he did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>533696408Actual Desses don't fuck Asriels. They don't even think about them. Desses fuck their dope dealers and guys with blacked out Chrysler 300s (which are often the same). "Rowdy girl and homely boy" is the second biggest lie told to sell fiction to sad sack men.
You're welcome.
>>533718148'cuz people don't like that design
>>533718148>>533718665Doesnโt Tenna smile like him?
>>533718526Sometimes I just close you eyes and imagine things and masturbate to completion that way. I need to already be in the mood for that though.
>>533718079>Youโre fat now thatโs my attackThank youโฆ.?
>>533718397No, of course not. Look, that stiffy I got was a bro-boner - a BRONER - if you will. That's totally normal.
>>533718038this
theres a reason post-nut clarity is a thing.
I dont think anyone cums then looks at the picture responsible and asks "was it good for you too?"
you have zero evidence to accuse Asgore of vehicular manslaughter, any stories of such a thing are rumors at best and libel at worst
>>533718830isn't that how everyone masturbates
i wanna draw fujo and battat porn again...
>>533718939I thought some people just stare at the screen without anything going on in their head and masturbate that way.
>>533718526same, and i'm not proud of it
>>533718250Would you SAVE Sansbob Underpants?
https://on.soundcloud.com/3Ji8GFu7R3prKAQyAh
>>533718649On-model art generates less clout and attention than drawing the same big titty big ass body for the bazillionth time but adding some details to make it look like (CHARACTER FROM CURRENTLY TRENDY MEDIA)
Thus, drawing fan-art of a character and making it on-model would be closer to a love-letter to the design itself.
Am I telling you to go fuck yourself? No, I'm not. I really wish there was more art of just Tasque, Queen, Muffet or...well...the bunny waitress in the Diner, that isn't just goonslop.
C'est la vie, as the spanish say.
>>533719023If you do make sure to include a single black pixel somewhere in the image.
>>533718939i've jerked off while looking at porn since i was a teenager
even before that i didn't think about anything i just stared at my dick
>>533718931and even if he did run over somebody, i assure you it was in self defense
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>>533718834you're welcome, slurpy.
>tfw the last two times i insult people, they love it.
>>533719158>i just stared at my dickIf you get hard staring at your own dick, is it gay?
>>533718931He drank the six Human beers, but he didn't drink the seventh because he would "break the barrier" (whatever that means.) When Police Chief Asgore was getting in his imported German truck he said he was going to "save the community". He did so by running over that 17 year old girl...made him a hero in my eyes.
It's funny.
>>533719023If you want to that's because you SHOULD, your brain is telling you something very important
hey, new thread-bread baker
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
>>533719467IT'S ONLY PAGE 7 YOU CRETIN
>>533719467sorry,
i'm old!
>>533719135i know, it's just a shame
but i've never commissioned anyone so i suppose my opinion never mattered anyway
Ughโฆ I love the fandomโฆ I LOVE THE FANDOM!!!
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fave heats up their ice cream in the microwave for 10 seconds before eating it
do you kill them
>>533716863>>533717271I like the idea of FRIEND not only being a fat fuck but corrupting others into being fat. with Fatso Crystals
>>533719729Yes. That isn't ice cream, that's just cream.
>>533719649I feel bad for not being able to draw but the rest of you are making me feel better by being significantly worse
>>533719729i used to do this when i owned a microwave
>>533719258well i'm gay as hell now so there might be a correlation
>>533719729No, but I do shrink them down and put them in the microwave for 10 seconds as punishment.
>>533719729They go into the oven on 375(190 degrees for non-americans) for 10 minutes.
>>533719649Atleast its not have people made fun of me for being indian like other gartic phone games
>>533719927probably, if you train your brain to get hard when looking at your dick that probably stuck with you. However if you got hard by staring at your dick you probably already liked dicks.
It's like a chicken or the egg type of scenario.
>>533719783holy mother of based
>>533719729>microwaving ice cream so it can be chugged down fasterthat's high-level fat fuck knowledge
>>533720010I am sorry you got some bad RNG when you were born mate.
>>533719848anon are you a fucking caveman or something, were you renting the microwave?
>>533720318no i just moved into an apartment that doesnt come with a microwave and i dont feel like buying one and dont have the space for it
>>533720353* You tell Susie to go to the bathroom.
>fatposting hours again
Yippee! Just in timeโฆ
>>533720109i just get hard really easily
when i was a kid it took practically nothing, just being aware of my dick would do it
takes a little more to get me up now but still not much at all
>>533719729...I do this the only 2 times I get ice cream in a year because of teeth sensitivity
>>533720416Are you renting out a fucking closet, what kind of god damn apartment doesn't have room for a microwave
>fatfaggot hours again
god damn it
>>533720524whats happening behind the door?
>>533720142OHHHHH MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO GRIP THAT BELLYYYYYYYYYY
>>533720602tenna is using ralsei as a fleshlight
Roulxs will be very useful in the fight against FRIEND since Roulxs has a laser pointer and cats live those things.
>>533720307look at kris's big ol schnoz
>>533720582the kitchen is small and i haven't missed having a microwave so its fine with me
I feel it in my loins, something big is coming...
Give me krusie images since the jannies think im a menace for not uploading tame images like a morbidly obese spamton
>>533720708https://youtu.be/8aaJUFDf8Bc kris be like
Thereโs going to be 3 big guysโฆ
>>533720602>>533720524I'm having sex with Tenna, sorry about that
>>533720639>Susie's Ideabased susie.
>>533719258If you jerk off
Is it gay because you touched a dick?
>>533720881i dont have a scat fetish but this is kinda sexy but disgusting as fuck
battatfags...............here's mike trio dancing
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>>533717498this goes hard
just saved an undertale image and added to my deltarune folder
why don't YOU get fat for Tenna or Spamton instead, huh? what if they want YOU fat?
susie doesn't shits
she lives off milk only and can't afford solid food
Just saved a fat fuck image to my skinny puppet folder
Would going into a Dark World make Goku weaker or stronger? Could the Lancer Fan Club beat him if they had the home field advantage?
>>533721108Why would I ever insult myself by being a lardass?
>>533721091It's the same game anyways so it's fine.
>>533711943A lot of characters that aren't lovers share leomotifs. Like Dess shares "Don't Forget" with Jevil.
susie has a two-way digestive tract and vomits up everything her stomach can't break down
>>533721156didn'those lactophobes shit themselves over milk?
Gartic phone has done nothing but remind me how juvenile my humor is
was giggling like a fucking toddler at the end
>>533721212Goku has no reason to fight the fun gang. Not even (us)
>>533721025it's only gay if you're staring at it watching your foreskin slide up and down and seeing your cum shoot and dribble onto your hand and take a moment to look at the size of your load before licking it all off including the last couple drops still on the tip of your dick
i mean haha what
ok jackbox time.
get in and draw some deltarune funnies.
you know the drill.
https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>>533721359i hope somebody saved those drawings especially the t-rank gif
>>533721339uunmm... milking eram's mantletities...
>>533721280does papyrus' sprite work as ancharacter's y sprite's skeleton?
>>533721359anyone got them saved?
>>533721223so they would get impossibly horny for you
NEW BREAD WHEN, LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS ONE SOMEONE'S GONNA BREAK A TOOTH
>>533720881no sir I do not like this
>>533721550I figured someone else was saving them so I didn't.
>>533720881>susellefags like this
>>533721387My load size?
Small
My self-hatred?
Large
>>533721393spamton bouncing on my cock music time
>>533721625this is how lost media keeps happening in the big 2025
>>533721654get some more zinc in your diet
>>533719729wait hold on i need to try this
>>533721393need more players, get in here
Brapniggers should be euthanized.
Dess is human
The red SOUL is Dess's soul
The Knight is Dess's skin
Unused girl is Dess's mind
Papyrus is Dess's skeleton
How did this fandom attract so many fatfags/feederfags. I swear half of any spamton/tenna/spamtenna posts are centered around fat fetishes.
>>533721831People don't like being fat, so they make thin characters they like fat to feel better about themselves.
>>533721831So Sorry sleeper agents
>>5337217765 seconds is better
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>>533721831with the death of susellefaggotry the most annoying and most retarded anons had to do something to persist in being the annoying, distateful while keeping themselves relevant somehow..
weird enough: you'd assume the morphology is that some stem from spoidfaggotry.
>>533721776stop spitting in the eyes of god
>>533721831Hot old men are designed to be fed and spamton and Tenna are 2 very popular characters
>>533721108that's in the realm of hyperniche yume art that gets locked behind three separate poipikus with unique password locks
>>533721831i never considered myself a fatfag until June 2025. i can't explain it, really.
>>533721912You must think you're so smart
>>533721912Well I'm really fat and I don't do that. The sight of fat characters repulse me. They make me sick!
>>533721393maybe most of the people here dont know how to click on links or press the play button?
>>533722104or they just don't wanna play?
>>533721831I like the idea of ruining somebody's body until they become a dysfunctional embarrassing slob
>>533720881I'm gonna touch you
>>533722104I can't play right now, sorry
>>533721912people think this but it's maybe true for a third of fat/feederfags in my experience, the others are scrawny like me, I'm clinically underweight and want to rub my bony bones boner against a big soft butt
i'm going to get a snack if there isn't at least 5 people in champ'd up by the time I get back I will uhhhhhh.
idk maybe try out that board game online thing
>>533721969So Sorry is the Rothschilds that made Undertale into the Israeli state it is today.
>>533721831It happened when chapter 2 came out as well.
They dont stay very long, have patience.
>>533721997How did Susie X Noelle fans die?
>>533722343that's what I call the little bun I put in Noelle's oven...
>>533722469>board game online thingElaborate
>>533722493simply by the anti-suselleans being right with their predictions, and suselle being "fucking shit" and even the weird route being kino.
if you punch fave in the gut, that will spin the slot machine on their tummy and the amount of coins you win will come spewing out their asshole.
>>533722447what
i thought you were all chicks
>>533722678What kind of predictions?
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>>533722768i don't recall. its been four years.
they were very acrid and generally not very nice to be around: i am glad they're gone.
>>533722885>kris you know i hate when people keep secrets from me>i'm too lazy to clean up so i always shoot my loads into my mouth>ok maybe keep some secrets from me
WHERE IS THE FUCKING BREAD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>533722885It makes me laugh how passive aggressive that sounded.
>>533722617ok im back from my snack
Yeah the game is literally called board game online
https://www.boardgame-online.com/
idk the anon said that it's like a dnd race or something.
gonna try hosting it now
>>533721831I have always been here.
>>533723191I ATE IT
YUMMERS
>>533723301THEN GET A NEW ONE FOR US YOU FAT FUCK
>>533723191IT'S NOT PAGE !) YET JERKOFF
>>533722220based but only females
guys there could be FRIENDS among us
>>533723269Hosting it now.
I think you just put this in a new browser tab or something
https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=tfQa&k=cE353
>>533723370IT'S NOT PAGE WHAT?
>>533721831>mfw Lancer digests my balls
WOMEN
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>>533723512What did the game mean by this?
>>533723621!)
LEARN TO READ
>>533723269Big Shot of the week reporting in. I have no idea what the fuck this is.
>>533723269BIG_EGG reporting in
AAAAA WE'RE AT 1000 REPLIES AND STILL NOT A NEW BREAD IN SIGHT I'M GONNA MC FUCKING LOSE IT
here's your bread. EAT IT
>>533724128
>>533723512Heh, That Was Easy
>>533716103Kris threw it away. Or rather the entity that is possessing Kris.
>>533709602I dare you to drink a half gallon of milk and to not use the bathroom for 6 hours.
