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>>533701752>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Yukino Bijin (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>533719608 (OP)is she ashamed of showing her cute tummy?
>First A rank
I thought I wasn't going to get it after alot of bad rainbow luck.
I need to step out for a moment, could you guys watch over my horse in the meantime?
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so yaeno muteki is a must have card for this cm..?
Tachyon is threatening me with rape accusations again
Weakest uma you've beaten career with? I'll start
Post CM test lobby winners
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When will they add autoplay?
>>533719963>fan art always draws everything with bigger tits>WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONGyour gooner brain you insufferable NIGGER
>>533719963Destructive aura loss from this one I'm afraid
>>533719704>Humans cant be umamusume anywaysBoth a G rank and an SS rank uma thought...
is the rookie starter pack random or can you choose which uma you want
special week barely even deserves to be an NPC let alone the face of the franchise
Sakuraniku leader and officers suck dick
>>533720105maybe look at eishin's costume in-game one of these days
New player here.
I've done 5 support rolls so far.
In a single roll I got 2 Guts SSR.
Of my SR, only one is Speed.
Should I delete my account and start over?
accept the club invite you dork
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Fuck yeah, my first A rank, even with my godawful card deck lol.
>>533719934Sure, sheโs a good girl
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>every trainer on the leaderboard with a MLB Creek has max followers
This shit is retarded man
ใฆใใชใชใชใช LEEEEEEETTTT MEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
*throws sand in your Evil Nature's eyes*
*farts on your Golshi*
>>533720105Nobody told him...
>>533719934love that horse
>>533720105This slut ain't flat.
You guys were right, season two is peak soul. I got weepy over a fucking zoomer horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSbcCBBolg
>>533719801sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
The Almondussy is too powerful for most
Which of these are worth leveling further?
>>533720595sex with rice shower
Post sexy images of your wife, NOW!
>>533720105...playing dumb or actually 1 WIT?
Eishin Flashing her big fat German titties
>>533720415Germans have a unique trait of having inflated mammalian glands around Oktoberfest, it shrinks back to normal size after it passes.
anons, I dont have a nice nature
suggest me another base debuffed please
Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto
Gold Ship, a Umamusume of Tracen Academy visited these and other race tracks the world had to offer and yet she only only met one man worthy of McQueen.
>You want my grandpa? You can have her. I left every you need together at our dorms. Now you just have to fuck her.
These words called this man to Gold Ships room, promising dreams greater than he ever dared to imagine. This is the man known as the great Turaina-sama!
Chorus
Cooooome abooooaaaaard and briiiiing aloooong - all your Ningeeeeeen speeeeerm!
Together we will become familyyy once you marry heeeeeeer
Trainer!
Condoms left behind behind, they will only slow us down
Your cock will be your guide, raise your shaft and ease her down
That legendary child that the end of 9 months reveals
Is only legendary until you two make it real
Through it all, through all the intercourse
through the pleasure, through McQueens thighs
Know that I will be there to stand by you
Just so I know you cum inside!
Chorus
Cooooome abooooaaaaard and briiiiing aloooong - all your Ningeeeeeen speeeeerm!
Together we will become familyyy once you marry heeeeeeer!
There is always room for more
If you wanna try for twins
Trainer ~ Trainer
Is for McQueeeeeeeen
Tu-rai-na!
FUJIN NEVER GIVES ME PLAYTIME
is this something or keep trying?
Let's talk about how Curren Chan is a conniving manipulative bitch who preys on lonely young men through parasocial relationships
>>533720706Eishin Flash, Sweep, Narita Taishin and Hishi Amazon. Borrow an MLB Kitasan and you have your core 4 speed cards
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>>533720612That one is my fav in season 2
Two Front Runners and Air Groove/Super Creek Pace Chaser is the counterpick to Evil Nature. Dazzling Disorientation makes it so Nice Nature cannot hit the Front Runners that will be way ahead of the pack. This is the secret strategy so don't tell anyone.
>>533720873grass wonder, rudolf, tachyon
>>533720907good enough. youre going up against 80,000 steam babies who didnt even reroll
>>533720913>Lets talk about Curren Chan is an average female
>>533720274yeah you are going to be rerolling a lot read the newbie guides on the OP
>>533720907*teleports nice nature behind you*
>>533720274Try the game out first to see if you like the gameplay loop and if you do then buy a MLB Kitasan account
>>533721001Hishi is power bro
>>533720612what a great way to use a mainly humor character. love this gremlin
>>533721228why is she a Simpsons character
captcha shitting itself for you guys as well?
we rolling for Taishin right bros?
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TIL you can hold your click on the exercises and swipe to see which card is where instead of clicking the exercises individually I'm never misclicking again!!!
>>533721228i think he might have johndess
>>533721474So it's not just me, huh. Yeah, taking forever to post too.
>>533721294Should have been clearer
-Sweep, Taishin, Eishin + borrowed MLB Kitasan are your core four speed cards
-Its just a good idea to max out Hishi Amazon for when you need more power and can afford to sacrifice some stamina (and MLB Hishi has a really good stamina bonus anyway)
>>533721296And you wonโt be breathing soon
*parfaits and proceeds to lose every race*
>>533721474Whole site seems to be a bit sluggish
Happens sometimes
>>533721547Why even roll for a character that has an impossible objective?
>shitty debuffer run with no good hints
>suddenly this
OH SHIT
>>533721228that's a man wearing those fake silicon ebay tits isnt it
>Play JP umas
>Join the guild with a monthly quota
>Get burned out because of the quota
>Play Global umas
>Join the guild with the monthly quota
Surely history won't repeat itself again right?
>>533721675my pass expired and i didn't bother renewing it since the captcha is so easy to do now
>>533721228Can't compete with 2D
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is this good enough for chanmi?
who gens the best uma pics?
864798651908
Looking for a decent club. For context on my autism, I play Granblue Fantasy and am in a Tier A crew as well as scoring top 50k regularly.
>>533721675i dont have a credit card and they dont accept paypal anymore
>>533720612s2 is peak umamusume
>>533721819Downside is the cooldown is a lot higher. I've seen 90s cooldowns and for some reason, attaching an image increases it mid countdown
>>533721675I used to buy passes before I was introduced to the wonderful world of pass bans years ago then never bought a single one ever again. I'd rather not post than lose $30 because I said something a mod didn't like.
>>533721295The comedy gremlin nobody believes could ever do anything great rising above and proving everybody wrong is always gold.
How much time have you given to Cygames?
>>533721774to be fair on JP we had to do a quota just to remain in A rank and then eventually a quota was necessary to even remain in B+
shit hit the fan when we couldn't even maintain B+ due to some slackers coupled with last day rush
at least the quota now is for staying with the big boys in top 30/100.
My horse keeps on pouring bleach into Tamamo Cross's laundry...
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Why is Top Road so far out...I want her nyow
>>533721981SAKURANIKU DANCHOU. KICK THE SUB 30 MIL SHITTERS AND HIRE THIS MAN. IM DOING YOUR JOB FOR YOU. its so fucking easy
>>533722031>attaching an image increases it mid countdownit's been like that for a long time now
Latelet here
1. Reroll now
2. Wait for Super Creek banner
Which one??
>>533721736The obsession with trannies here is unhealthy
>>533721723Nice nature has a maidens heart...
i have 30 mil fans does anyone wanna fw me
>>533721353The stakes? hopeless
>>533721723Time to win.
>>533722120210, though at least 150 of it is spend with the game in the background while I'm doing other things
>>533719963What a travesty
CM test room, bring
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>>533722308sakuraniku danchou. heres another. just do it.
AIM HIRE DANCHOU
>>533721036Bros is this real?
>>533721774you might find this isnt the game for you, anon
have you tried dota? cs:go ?
who gens the best uma pics??
>>533722254pretty sure rerolling now won't get you anywhere
>>533721981ใฆใใชใชใชใช danchou here. If you don't mind being 3rd in a waiting list we may have a spot open for you towards the middle of the month if any slackers get executed. I recommend just joining another club in the meantime so you can trade shoes. If a vacancy opens up I will let you know. also we have quite a few former /gbfg/ in here
>>533721914you didn't have 5 replies within a minute screaming at you, so yeah this is good enough
>>533722468is that what summer guts training looks like? i never pick it
What are the percentage chances of inheriting green spark skills from grandparents
Post horses who would kill the Trainer for seeing other Umas
>>533722430I'm sorry but your danchou sounds like a faggot if he's too pussy to remove deadweight from his club so no please don't recruit me
>>533722468you have near limitless fanart, why bother?
>>533721914Its above average, but the stamina will likely bite you in the ass
specially as Pace
you will beat casuals thats for sure
>>533722331Easy. She only has 4 debuffs...
>>533720415FUCK I need this
Umas that are safe to cheat on?
>>533722716ikr? danchous a fucking horse pussy (thats a bigger version of a normal pussy)
>>533722590i am serious
you should stop self flagelating
>>533722579>also we have quite a few former /gbfg/ in hereEWWWW! no wonder you fuckers talk here so damn much instead of your own thread
>>533722579makes sense that granblue players understand the grind
>>533721132>>533721263Thanks, I'll play some more and then reroll for at least the big-tiddie Stamina horse if I enjoy it.
>>533721263>buy pixelsNo
>>533722715>kill the trainerThey would never... i think
>>533722596I think I would like a mother/daughter rivalry
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What's sex with Sweep Tosho like
>>533722795sounds good to me, I'll just make sure 1 of my 3 focuses stam. so if I run into no debuffers vodka wins, if I run into debuffers my stamlord has a shot.
>>533722835>cheating on an umaare you stupid?
you do realise how strong they are right?
>>533719963Iโm more amazed you can see the line in the homescreen model.
I'm too busy watching EVO today, danchou! XD
I did 4 mil yesterday with Matikanefukukitaru to make up for it though!! :)
>>533722772they are all censored dogshit
This kills the Grass Wonder
>>533722579That sounds fine. Can you still scout people already in a club? I'm not sure how that works.
>>533722715She wouldnโt kill you but youโd make her cry and thatโs worse than death
>>533723085>game looks the same after 5 yearswho would play the same shit for 5 years?
i dropped jp after 4 months
You should join BellaBarca.
It's what horsegirls crave.
>>5337222543. Buy a mlb kitasan sc fm account from a chink reroller
>>533723194bitch can cry all she wants
none of my problem if other girls are way better
>>533722715>other umasOh, so is seeing Kiryuin fine? Ok good.
>>533723263JP players. But the homescreen changes every half and full anniversary. I think it also does on Xmas.
>>533723378But none are better. Sheโs the goat
>>533723196>has a dream that (You) cheated on her >gets mad at you >Slacker >Practice Poor >Mood Down >Mood Down>-5 Speed -5 Power -5 Wit
How many people are going to use a frontrunner Haru Urara to spoil CM races? If you don't know already, if she's the only frontrunner every other horse bases their speed on her until the very end.
>>533723170Yeah, I would still be able to invite you. Would be best to join a club where the leader can kick you when it's time so you can bypass the 24h leave cooldown.
I'll try to cull around the 13th of the month (or even earlier if there are some players obviously just doing one run a day or every other day without notifying that they're going to be busy in advance) so that there's still ample time for new players to get in while still getting the monthly club ranking rewards.
There's a 40m monthly quota but if you join mid-month you'll only have to do 20m.
Anyways I've followed you for now, I'll quote your posts again when there's availability.
What deck you guys use for your 1200 speed 1200 stam umas? 2-4?
>>533722806>She only has 4 debuffs...It's over.
Imagine Gentildonna catches you cheating
quit my club because i didnt get any rewards
whats a club where i can get rewards 100%?
>Guts cards have some of the best skills in the game for passing down from parents
>every guts card added to your deck feels like a weight placed on your chest
>>533723365Don't ask questions
Just watch race and get excited for race
>tfw my club requires me to farm 15M fans monthly
Fuck this gay tryhard club
>>533720973Made for ear rubs
>Pace Chaser goes up front early
>loses because they can't activate any final corner skills
This better not happen in actual CM
>>533723365Laws don't apply to Satono private property. .
>>533723583You ainโt good enough for those clubs lmao
>first blue 3*
>wit
only took me 100 runs... at this rate I'll get my first stamina 3* by november...
>>533723620you do know what happens if you get into a room with a bunch of debuff slaves in the back and nobody running in the actual runner position, right? lol
>>533723162I mean i'd probably die too if i got hit by a car while trying to have a footrace on a turf track.
>>533723604You can get 2m a day with almost any uma. You could get your 15m in one week and then relax for the rest, for example.
>>533723779you eat shit tranny.
>>533723520I'm tempted to join cause I easily double that quota but I don't wanna betray my current /uma/ club, which is a decent club tbf. Feels bad being a moralfag.
>>533723604Do they fire you if you don't meet your quota?
How much is your salary that they are paying you?
what the fuck do you mean Flash doesn't actually have huge tits...
>>533723793There were 3 front runners in the lobby 2 Marus and 1 Daiwa Scarlet
>>533723196>has one of the most wholesome URA ending scenes>cheating on herI dislike this thought so i refuse it.
>>533723574I think she'd unironically start crying and it'd be super sad
I think people are starting to take pvp more seriously
Was able to score 517680 on season start (class 5,) and since then haven't been able to score anything close since
Am I going to have to finally put in more effort than the bare minimum of autoing my Team Trials teams?
>>533723520Sounds good to me. I'll rejoin my old club and tell the leader to kick me when you are ready.
>>533723553At least she scored.
>>533723856only betray them if it's not mine, otherwise FUCK EM
>>533723517not many, considering it doesn't truly help you win and the strategy dies instantly the second anyone else brings a front runner.
>>533723983team trials is not pvp
>>533723585what? guts cards are easy runs dude, just click on guts. Hitting 300 guts early makes races easier. You should still be able to hit 600 stamina if you have some sparks.
Ines Taking Your Energy For Turn Free Guts Training Is A Good Thing Actually And I'm Tired of Pretending It's Not
>>533723983It's over
If your aces aren't 1200/1200 by now, you're washed for CM.
>>533723597she raped me with her fat rich boobs..
>>533721594Oh woaw, actually didn't know this. Thanks anon
okay the tazuna card is really good sorry i doubted you green woman
>>533724035>pvp isnt pvpI know what you mean, but still
>>533723365Which uma is the most jewish?
>>533723983no, you're just in the ranks where the people that don't take it seriously were mostly filtered out.
>>533723517just bring daiwa or mayano for a front runner
Thanks for the scarf nice nature. Please donโt rape me
>>533723934Collective Shout trying to shut down Japanese games again.
>>533723856spread your wings owen wilson. be free
>>533724175>late junior yearmeh shitty time to get her. if you aren't attached to the run just do #1
if you actually are going to get tilted by losing (and by selecting #1, you WILL lose) then select #2
>>533724175strength. risk it for the biscuit. if a bunch die and 1 becomes a god you will cherish the god forever.
What's the song that plays when Teio activates her skill?
>>533723828I can't even earn 500k fans in one run
>>533723921>How much is your salary that they are paying you?1800 carats and club points monthly I guess
>>533723620This is why you would run two nigers with your senkek.
you're going to the epsatono resort trainer-kun
>>533724207Nice nature is too nice for that
Now if you build a naughty nature imagine all the debuffs she is gonna hit you with...
>heh, nice life you spent training
>too bad I was born more gifted and talented than you
>>533724435AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Which uma has the most can do spirit?
Which uma won't stop getting up even when her bell is rung three times?
>>533723856That is just having honor and is nothing to be ashamed of. Considering there's now 3 on the waitlist I am hardpressed to make more room for others anyways. Should you ever become a free agent in the future though I'd be happy to welcome someone as active as you.
>>533724435Uma's have a weird way of expressing their love for you.
>>533724557Trainer-kun is not getting paid enough for this
Is late + pace as aces a viable strat in CM? Two front seems to be doa unless you are willing to sweat hard for all the skills youโd need especially proccing groundworks.
Who the fuck am I supposed to use to get this trophy? The only uma I have that would remotely be good at it is El Condor Pasa, but she has the Takarazuka Kinen as a mandatory race which is the same day
>>533724557THE UMAGENICS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE G1 IS ACHIEVED
Is an 0LB Ines Fujin still worth it to run for the skills?
>>533724621You're just going to lose to the whales so bee urself and have fun.
Should I care more for acceleration unique or speed uniques for inherits for a Pace Chaser. Also how reliably does Symboli's unique proc in CM would you say, considering there's only 9 (with like 2-4 runners just sitting their asses in the back as debuffers or as late/end)
>>533724374Well if they actually are giving you something then I guess you should oblige best you can.
>>533724621yeah
golshi isn't going to win every race out there
>>533724738Oguri Cap
Smart Falcon when she releases
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Accompanying horse
Happy Woodman
>>533723517Next level boxing
Would this be a good example of a decent grand parent, skill wise I mean?
>>533724772BUT IT'S WORTH THE GAMBLE
>Rice Shower sharts gone from the friend store
>nothing has been added yet
For what purpose?
>>533723520Is there room on that waiting list?
Got 70 million fans (started in July,) and will be able to join around reset.
>>533724738Oguri Cap sweeps.
>>533724609How much is trainer getting paid?
Do you think i cou- a wealthy umamusume could buy out his contract with tracen?
>>533724598which umas would share their trainers? I think most of them are pretty possessive
I've never had a horse get absolutely no white skill sparks before.
>>533724894read the reply chain nigga
>>533724853if they dont have a 3* blue in speed/stam/strength then you dont have to look at the rest.
>>533724934Dia and Kita
Spe and Suzuka
Grass and El
Vodka and Daiwa
>>533724975>t.random younger uma she molested 30 mins ago
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I accidentally posted this in the JP thread
>>533723792I mean it's 3 * Wit but you got some really nice skill hint sparks on there plus its Maruzensky anyways
>>533724961Hardpressed doesn't mean no.
>>533724830I recognize that track shape.
>>533724934dunno man
nice nature gives me cuck queen vibes
What makes her motion fine?
>>533724818>>533724870On the bright side I got some plushies while fixing her mood.
>>533724796i used my voucher on silence...
Oh wow, Nice Nature just blatantly confesses at the end of her run huh? Damn thatโs cute
>>533725116>she is just debuffing the other umamusume the entire time
>>533724975Me too bro, me too...
>>533725145Those killer legs
>>533724853no, you dont care about grey sparks, those are bonuses
you only care about the Blue and Pink then you see if they have the Green you want.
Grey sparks can just not show in inspirations so you dont rely on them.
>>533724894If you are OK with being 4th on a list but note that it's highly unlikely I would cull 4 people mid-month unless some members just die within the next week and a half with no advance notice. You may need to wait until next month.
If that sounds OK to you then drop your ID here. I will follow you in the meantime and send an invite/reply to your post when there's availability.
>>533723520Does getting kicked mean you don't get a cooldown?
>>533725235This is a Japanese JK btw.
Chest size aside, which one actually knows how to give good paizuri?
Just got 8th on the hopeless stakes bros...
>>533724604Yeah, if the other top guys in my club quit or stop playing I'll apply with you guys. We might even manage top 100 this month since we removed lots of leeches.
>>533724934Falco because she is a cuck.
>>533725106and "bro do you like being in a que at #4 that never empties as of late?" doesnt mean yes either
>>533724934As long as I ask her politely
>>533725364Creek gives the best, Akebono is a pro cause she wants the cream filling, Bakushin does it really well and wants to make you cum fast, Maruzensky is an old pro, Suzuka tries
>>533725328Yes, getting kicked bypasses the cooldown. For that reason it's always preferable if your danchou kicks you when you want to leave. The main issue is whether danchou is active enough to see your message in club chat.
>>533725381Good luck bwo, last month we were one of the only /vg/ clubs that managed top 100 other than /pcrg/ so more /uma/ representation for a month this competitive would be good to see.
>>533725364Nice but out of date, Akaebono is 99 now and Donna isn't on the list 95 btw.
>>533724934>oguri gets upset if you get the plushie of her>>>oguriIt's not happening
>>533725616Would suck those for the rest of my life
>>533725647why do you keep posting this out of context manga panel?
>>533725409Maybe is still a maybe
For someone who plays a horse gacha, you sure don't seem like the type to gamble
Is there a way to see who you haven't got a good career ending with anywhere?
>>533725562Imagine the glove jobsโฆ
>>533725364man marvelous' old costume was so much better
>>533725268Should I just infinitely grind Maruzensky until she gets a 3* spark then with a champion support deck? My Oguri and Daiwa have 3* speed and my Taiki has a 3* Power.
>>533725638that fatass is possessive? I thought as long as she gets food she wouldn't care a little cheat
hello anons for cm do people train grand parents or do they just focus on getting good parents instead. training gps seems like a lot of work but understandable if so
>>533725556>Good luck bwo, last month we were one of the only /vg/ clubs that managed top 100 other than /pcrg/I mean their game is dead so it's easy for them to main this instead
>>533725485there was one made last thread but theyll get no rewards this month, all the others are full
>>533721263>Buy a MLB Kitasan accountMake sure it's chinese.
>mostly only trained sprinters and milers since launch
>start working on some medium girls in the hype for CM
>suddenly swimming in fans
Wtf it's literally as easy as just that?
>can't use Bakushin against Bakushin
But she's my strongest girl??
I believe in Taiki... we're shaking up the meta
>>533725713yes
speed is worth much less than power or stamina btw
>20% guts proficiency
>10% stamina proficiency
This Uma has been denied her right as the most reliable, unbreakable runner by guide followers. What is her name?
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>before today i was under the consideration that blue sparks were the main focus, and that pink sparks were still good but more of a bonus as were grey sparks besides like ura finale
>read CM stuff and they all emphasize how important pink and grey sparks are, especially for passing down skills
>the latter seems significantly more time-consuming and frustrating compared to blue spark farming which is more something you get just naturally playing the game
>>533725616Akebono got fatter?
Please someone think of the poor track...
>>533724229why the fuck would they DOWNSIZE the already-established big anime titty what the fuck
>>533725816i bet you'll win 2/3. you can check bakushins stats. you outclass her a bit in speed and power, but rng wit is rng
>>533725713Maru Unique is sought after by almost everyone so getting a 3* blue of her is extremely valuable.
Just don't burn yourself out trying to spark grind so early into the game.
Specially when Aoharu Hai drops and makes it easier to reach higher stats for better Spark chances.
I need your suggestion bros. Help me pick whoโs the best pacer fit for CM
>Agnes Tachyon
>Tokai Teio
>Biwa Hiyahide
>Rice Shower
>Daiwa Scarlet
These are my best medium pacers and I heard unique skills would play a big factor here but iโm too lazy to look for guides. Thanks in advance
>>533724035It's by raw technicality pvp.
>>533725816Taiki's ult does literally nothing on that racetrack because it activates too soon so good luck.
>>533725281I'll take the chance. If it it can work, cool, if not, oh well.
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>>533725898white skill farming is something you do not focus on until you at least already have decent blue and pink sparks already
everyone will need to refarm parents/grandparents in the future anyways when they add more QoL to inheritances and in future scenarios when you want to start farming parents that pass down 20+ strong white skills instead of a measly 5-10.
>>533725898month 1 was grinding blue sparks so you don't go insane with nostats every fucking run
now those blue sparks need to give birth to uma with pink and white sparks (race uma parents)
and then pass on to make good race uma
and as you do this process for the rest of the game's lifespan you will get more (and hopefully better) quality blue sparks.
any questions?
>>533722715People always post yandere art and shit but be honest with me fags do we ever get an ACTUAL canon yandere horse or only weak shit?
>you need to give us notice to quit the club
what the fuck am i reading
do i submit my social security too
How do I build debuff nature?
>>533726108so you breed stat babies that then breed together to make aptitude + skill babies that then breed to make race babies?
>>533724229Yeah i'm safe on that front
>>533726229Get lots of debuff skills on her. Hope that helps.
>>533725898Blue Sparks let you reach stat thresholds much easier for your other umas
Then you can have an easier time landing good pinks
Then you can make uber umas that can get god stats while clearing all G1s for more grey sparks
its progression until the next career comes and you have to rework all your umas for the new stats
>>533726269Sort of except the skill babies also have to have good stat sparks, and the race babies also have to have good skill and stat sparks. Have fun.
>>533726001>>533726064I'm at a 100% winstreak so far baby!
I feel like this is a good omen though
>>53372589818* blue sparks -> farm skills sparks on easy mode (because of stat inherits) -> 18* blue sparks with all the white skills you need. Breeding is time intensive, just fuhgeddaboudit and play the game normally.
>>533726269yeah
your parents (aptitude+skill babies) are going to have bad blue sparks for a while because lining those all up before the first CM is a literal unicorn for those of us not blessed by the most extreme luckgods
hell it takes long enough just getting parents with passable aptitude + skill right now
>>533726314Any recommended SR support cards for it?
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Cringe, posting a better version unlike that seanig drawn crackship
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/363092/
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/368898/
https://bbs.animanch.com/board/1045523/
>>533726129I think the closest we have based on just descriptions i have read of her here is Dream Journey?
For the most part we just have plenty of girls get jealous or mad when you pay attention to anyone that isnt them.
>>533726068I've followed you for now, will reply to this post when an opening is available.
>>533726153You can either ask for a kick to immediately join another club or you can hit the limit on trading shoes first and then leave so that you don't miss a day of shoe trading.
>>533725364>Ines Fujin in the Top rowWhat the fuck? Does her track jacket hide her bust that much?
Built for cuddling with in the cinema.
>>533726448Try the ones that provide hints for debuffs.
>>533726451the one with Tachyon seems pretty lewd
>create 9* taiki
>+20 follows in 2 days
>already maxing daily club points
feels good being a master breeder
>>533726487bigger than marvelous even, insane
>>533726496she's so fucking slutty eughhh
>>533726496What if I sneakily insert my dick inside her
>>533726496She'll leglock you and refuse to pull out...
>>533726496my god what a brat
>>533726451This is literal porn, wtf
>>533726229You max out her potential then run:
Kitasan Black SSR
Rice Shower SSR
Fine Motion SSR
Nice Nature SR
Marvelous Sunday SR
Symboli Rudolf R (this can be unleveled you just want the skill hints).
>>533726496Her eyes are weird.
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I love HUMAN women
@grok i am applying for /uma/ clubs in a gacha game called uma musume. write me a cv that will let me join one of them. these clubs are very serious about the game so please highlight my gacha experience
>>533726616she will pretend she didn't notice
>>533726007>Maru Unique is sought after by almost everyone so getting a 3* blue of her is extremely valuable.she has dogshit base affinity with the entire roster. Are people doing 20+ G races with both parents just to have a good chance at the unique?
>>533726708>Nice Nature using the Nice Nature SR
>>533726603marvelous is bigger because of body proportions
>>533725860Rice Shower. What is this, trivia hour?
>>533726745Atleast you posted a real ningen instead of those fakers tazuna and akikawa
>>533726745>jobber trainer that wastes Meek's careerurgh.
Huh
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Fuck
>>533726745>friendit's so over, at least my umas will let me fuck them
>>533726768topkek good post
>>533726768"hello sakuraniku dancho. im a slacker and do 200k daily. ive been playing since launch and only have 10 million fans. please let me squat in your club and leech off hard working anons."
it will work. trust me. they want people like you
>>533726820affinity is a meme
~COUNTRY ROADS~
~TAKE ME HOOOOOOME~
>>533726496I don't regret spending 200 pulls on her
>>533726912This anon is going to get his ass fucked
>>533726745Not same.
>>533726834Ah, true, it was Natty. Just use Ikuno Dictus's SR instead.
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skippers literally can't perceive the value tazuna gives
>>533726820affinity is mostly a meme right now, g1 maxxing doesn't do enough to impact it but you g1 max to hope for sparks and/or get skill points so it doesn't hurt. once affinity gets changed it will be trivial to get double circle by g1 maxxing.
>>533726745>FriendAnd I will make sure my uma destroy her team.
Will any /uma/ league club draft me as 1st overall pick, if I'm playing daily and do 3 careers with 300-400k fans per each run (usually).
Should I run 1ace2debuff or 2ace1debuff as a semi-casual player? I heard debuffers are easier to build than a high quality ace so the first option might save some time
>ZRR is a full year away
End my suffering.
>>533726625Source of the comic?
>>533727319I don't think you know what casual means.
>>533727312well, if sakuranikus dancho would literally do ANYTHING then maybe he would, but he'd rather have 200k daily shitters bringing their club down
>>533727337whats wrong with her arm...
so how would you build a maruzensky for CM? 9 pow + 9 stam and spam speed/stam training and let her ult + taiki's to compensate the lack of power?
>>533727412can't unsee...
>>533727225is this wit training?
>active players want to join a club filled with other active players
>this is a bad thing
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>save 5 energy by clicking tazuna
>take the 10 energy post training event
>save another 5 energy clicking tazuna again
witlets wish they had it this good
>>533727154but i never rerolled
>>533727319debuffers don't require prepped parents really because you don't need to build them with expectation to win the race, just enough to win URA and grab as many skills as able.
if you want to build a hybrid debuffer that might actually press for a win then it's a different story, but keep in mind hybrids are strictly worse at the job of debuffing than actual dedicated debuffers.
>>533719705>What went wrong?Refer to the picture
>>533726901doesnt she say that she isnt opposed to having more than a friendship with trainer or something at the end of her chain of recreations?
>>533726968my club leader lets new blood in and then executes leeches in front of them
this lets newfags know that it could happen to them if they step out of line and forget to report any quota shortcomings to club officers
Would you be beaten with bats by uma fans if you impregnated an uma during her career?
>give KING mile and long aptitude this run
>still fucking jobs in miles and longs
>even when she doesn't get boxed, she somehow finds a miraculous new way to job
why is my wife such a bejita...
>>533727337How many more years?
>>533727568Can I join you guys? I have 48.8 mil fans.
>>533727412foreshortening is hard
>>533727013>chair actively prevents you from sitting in trainers lapObviously falcon is using this chair more optimally
>>533727414Yes but also 700+ Wit
Is there anything Biwa is actually good at or is she a completely worthless Uma?
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it's progess
>>533727414The amount of effort needed to make front runners good in CM is not worth it (with our current cards and uma parents).
>>533727376The horses that I've seen posted here seem to put me in casual territory, I feel like I'm gonna get dunked on
>>533727539Yeah that's what I figured, might just build double debuffers for now then work on an ace once I hit the SC banner and get better supports
>>533727820She is a cute nerd
Her route is the shimaidon route
How do I build the most juiced Urara possible?
now that the dust has settled,
what went wrong?
>>533726968>>533727568do you fags REALLY treat a fucking gacha like a job?
and act proud of that fact?
>>533727962jp players forgot that wit cards aren't all that hot when URA is your only scenario.
What's the SP difference between a G1/G2/G3
>Have 4 Speed cards at Lv45
>Nobody appearing in Speed for multiple turns
Bricked run
>>533726912Holy fucking cringe that dialogue.
>>533727820>shit stat growth rates>shit unique>shit voicei fucking wish she wasnt as hot as she is
im forced to run a brick in my team
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https://files.catbox.moe/4sp0m7.mp4
>>533727962global players lack the wit to properly use wit cards
>>533727891>cm test rooms with maruzenskys winning multiple timesI guess the effort is worth it if it works
We all know the cm is going to be choked up with golshis since everyone will be getting her shards in her event soon
>>533728116hnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Curren looks like a loli but actually has a sexy body with nice perky titties
>>533727697how? with two 3 sparks, her medium is only E
>>533728116what is she grabbing in her summer alt
Why the fuck is Grass Wonder randomly dropping mood.
>>533727557left=hot
right=also hot
Which Uma has the squishiest tummy?
>>533728114The gaps in her skirt should be illegal to put on an Uma this bad
bros how many hours is narita taishin
lorelet here, is there any canon shipping between halo and seiun? got a random yuri fanbook but its in moonrunes so cant tell whats going on
>>533728408how did you do it? are you using the cards that one anon rec'd with front running her
>>533728276The 'effort' is getting groundwork sparks on a parent or two along with other useful stuff. It's not some huge ordeal, even to do alone. And anyone sercious about CM is in a discord group sharing parents anyway, so there's not even really that excuse.
>>533726912oh flippity dippity doo doggie!
>spent 3k carats on raising CM parents
>to win 1500 carats
....
How many men has she ruined?
>>533728458Dont think so?
AAAAAAAHHH HELP MEEEE MY BEAUTIFUL AND LOVING TRAINEE WANTS TO HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH ME AAAAHHH THE HORROR
why are late surgers so fucking retarded they just keep on getting boxed by other horses then what the fuck do you mean I don't have enough power to pass the fucking horses in front I've been training power already?
>>533728538Unironically money well spent
>>533728458Yes. And Halo has the smaller dick so she's really insecure about it.
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>>533728595Nice match, fren.
>>533728458>is this couple based on this FANBOOK canon?
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>fucking amazing run
>ura finals
>double circle everything
>jobs
>clock
>jobs
>clock
>jobs
>clock
>fail
>shit sparks
Couldnโt you just completely cuck all Debuffers by running an end Uma?
>Not specifically targeted position
>Will be behind the Debuffer so not targeted by anything targeting people ahead
>Can blast past them since their stats will be bad
>>533728541Just the one that told her she had a nice dream that one time at an amusement park.
>>533728657It's wit not power that keeps you from getting boxed.
Starting today, I will by Ryan's only fan
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I love this horse so much
>>533728386This anon gets it.
>>533728765End closer debuffs exist
Also End debuffers also exist
can someone hit me up with an MLB fine motion plz and ty
>>533728518>The 'effort' is getting groundwork sparksAnd having that spark activate along medium spark
And 700 wit that other positions don't need
And more stam
>>533728765princess bride pasta.jpg
In cm how much wit do you want, or should I just focus on stamina?
>>533728538bro the titles for this CM will be exclusive and a permanent brick on your account if you miss them its worth every carat
see
>>533684501>>533684992
>>533728765thats why people keep saying golshi is meta for cm
stop playing tic tac toe on your trainees foreheads
>>533728721Good match anon. However, you fail to expect the bakushin method Iโve used to terrorize my younger siblings for years!
You did vote for Curren as Ms. Tracen, didnโt you?
>>533728961BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>533728947end closers avoid nice nature's debuffs that target umas in front of them. end closers also have the best speed multiplier and since there's only 9 umas there's little chance of being blocked.
>>533728926Anything for my wife Maruzensky
Opera is weak to older Umas, and to aggression.
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I want her but I only have 6k gems...
>>533729131Pokke don't look.
>>533729105The meta is actually 2 end closers to win and an Urara to spoil everyone else if there's no front runners. Nice Nature videos are meant to bait people into playing into that.
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>>533729083Now THAT'S Bakushin maxxing.
>>533729219>end closer>gold stam reco>acceleration skill in the last spurtshe's built for this cm, huh?
>>533728386You=porn addict
Why does Tracen Academy refuse to acknowledge her crimes?
>>533729279>1 star gutsyou were this close
I want to give King Halo a daughter to treat better than Mother of King Halo treats King Halo.
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Conceptualize the sweet aroma.
>>533727559If you do her recreation events in a run in which you get the hot springs ticket, Aoi gets a jump on your uma and pulls you into the hot springs first. You can't trust human women.
>Finally make a good Maruzensky parent
>Realize everyone I have has shit affinity with her
But why
>>533729363you=soulless niger user
>>533729409The Japanese twig girl is so envious of the thicc sexy white girl
>>533729370Don't worry about it
>>533729370History is written by the victors Trainer-san.
And Umamusume win against ningen.
>>533728765I bricked my neicha's stats except wits, so she will just run behind goldshitters
>>533729432you're supposed to make her as grandparent not parent
>>533725723Yes. And it's (your) fault for awakening the desire in her
>>533729310>urarahuh doesnt she fuck over end closers?
wouldnt the best strategy be to run
>end>debuff>frontto cover debuff shitters, front runner shitters and uraragods?
>>533729363Go away Collective Shout.
>>5337292196k is all you need anon... believe she'll come home
>>533729098Trainer
>>533729520...Arent they both japanese?
>>533729459Okay but like how the fuck can you escape this? Theyโre master than cars, can presumably run on water, and have the strength to, at minimum, throw a car.
Imagine if Cygames started doing limited edition sponsorship things like this
Oguri cap limited edition Dairy Doo
Actions have consequences
Given all this talk about CM i hereby declare:
I keep spamming 1100/600 careers and getting 1* guts while singing mambo and just going full Urara on this CM run.
>>533729841that is a child.
>>533729764>how can you escape rape haha get it? I feel like rudolfSay "race eachother to decide who's the fastest" and watch them run outside to prepare
>>533729825something about this is oddly charming
>piss poor/basic overall layout>the cheap as fuck 90s CG cow>DAIRY DOO(copyright)
>>533729920Yes thereโs a child in her belly
>>533729981hey, it's safe for children
Urara is so fucking tiny
and retarded
How is she in Tracen?
>>533729920Thats how pregnancy works
>>533729834Gentildonna makes my heart doki doki
I like Nais Neichas frustrated screaming voicelines
ok but how much stam do I actually need for medium races
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i would recommend saving for swinging mambo. it is stronger than kitasan black.
>>533730057...10 children?
I dunno if trainers wallet would survive
>>533729459>there are 0 anti rape tools designed for menIt's over toreina
>>533730042>cow shit is safe for children and petsI mean, I'd hope so
>>533730070most runners are there on merit scholarships.
urara is there because she has many fans that banded together and paid in full for her entry so she could live her dream.
she's one of the ones funding the school for everyone else, like a gacha whale. the shitter NPCs are also usually in this category.
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>>533729764"Sorry but i only have sex with umas that have 8 G1 wins".
I will then proceed to get fucked by Kitasan Black, TM Opera O, Orfevre, Vodka and Gentildonna.
maybe okay parent for evil nature?
who else is in groundwork parent hell?
>>533728408>Not potential level 5Are you even trying?
>>533730262We're going to lose.
>>533730149Not as much as you think
>No once came to train...
>No once came to train...
>No once came to train...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
How does sex with an uma differentiate from sex with a human? Asking for a friend.
>>533730262i failed my last 4 strength jabs. i bet you will succeed
Might buy the new Donkey Kong for something to do
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1* Guts...
>>533730097That happens for me when Donna bullies Verxina.
>>533730386You literally cannot escape the leg lock. They also have infinitely more stamina. It's not over until you're drained.
>>533730303>1 stam, 2 wis, 3 speed and 1 powerwhat did that result in exactly?
>>533730303Debuffers don't need parents specific parents.
>>533729841>9 monthsI thought umas give birth sooner
>>533730262strength or bust
>>533730378Anon... cure your slacker
Agnes Tachyon looking at your sperm through a microscope and getting horny over your swimmers moving.
>>533730262Health or Charm anon please I beg
HOPE
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Hope bless?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vsGxmIX6Co
SHUT THE FUCK UP BNW IS ON THE TELLY
It seems as if everyone's leveled Neicha to at least pot3. Let's see how this goes.
>CM Room: 45383730
Bring three of your best and brightest umas!
>>533730524Actually longer. Horses stay pregnant for about a year
>>533730530SHE DOESN'T HAVE SLACKER, SHE HAS PRACTICE PERFECT, THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING
>reject anonโs application to the club because theyโre clearly better fit for a more casual club
>they apply again
>reject them again because even if they didnโt only have 10mil fans their count hasnโt changed in 5 hours
>they apply again
>have to just leave their application there because they just refuse to get denied
God damn it anon if youโre a stupid reroller or new to the game and are dying to get into an active club just come into the thread and make your case. If you just say โyeah Iโm new but I promise to I can hangโ youโd get in
>>533730386Their vaginas are literally made for milking human cocks over and over. Also, near endless stamina.
>>533730590Iโll give you my strongest good luck charm-my /krg/ shitpost. Be blessed
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>>533730590Looks like you're boxed in, anon.
>>533730498>They also have infinitely more stamina. It's not over until you're drained.You're saying that I'll have a chance with Bakushin.
Satono Diamond but she's actually a rapist
>>533730724why does this horse have such lewd art
delete late runners from this game immediately
>>533730724Stop making up lies Dia
>>533730779Yes but only after she graduates and is no longer class rep.
>>533730595no ones remembers winning ticket...
>>533730718>sakuranuku dancho recruiting more sub 30 milliesowari da
>random Matikanefukukitaru R event
>drops 20 energy on me and leaves
Bless this girl
HOW DO YOU GET FANS ON URARA PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN
there just arent dirt races to run. I can put her in every dogshit OP dirt/sprint that exists and never get enough fans...
I'm trying to grind stamina sparks with Maruzensky but I failed miserably. Couldn't even win Ura, did I fuck up the deck or is it just not possible if I don't have good stamina parents already
>>533730347not groundwork specifically, but Ines Fujin card skills yes
I've gone like 4 runs this evening with her giving only her shit hints.
hopeful stakes+ getting boxed
NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO!
>>533730941Just keep racing and ignore stats
>>533730453So whereโs her dad?
>>533730347Ehhh, I don't wanna.
>>533730724bro, human females never stood a chance
>Apparently I've won this with 5 uma(including luna) before
Alright
>>533730735>>533730771Can't be boxed if you're in the outer post
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>>533731042>didnโt get first ANON WHY
>>533730976really? you just run 2400 fan OP races her entire career?
I am officially a Taiki Shuttle fan.
I want to make her as strong as I can and rely on her.
>>533730964maybe i should just go double guts and try to get playtime over + groundwork
>>533731020i have nothing else to work on when not borrowing parents so why not
Almond Eye's son and Grass Wonder's great grandchild Promesa Al Mundo just won his debut race!
>>533731141probably under skilled, as usual with my runs.
>>533731031Nah it was medium. Should I just ignore G1 sparks and go for long races?
>>533731146Bro your fan bonus???
fine motion kinda bad with it no?
>>533731195I guess he is promising.
>>533731185what the fuck am I looking at anon? what the fuck is your problem?
>>533731005Who do I choose though?
>>533731195later Umas are so overdesigned they look like they are from a different game compared to the release ones
>>533730647good job everyone
New room: 86445909
bring 3 uma
imagine running a g2 and being forced to perform make debut in your senior year
>>533725364there is no way bourbon is 1cm bigger than king halo wtf
shes like twice her size one of those is off for sure
>>533730724why would anyont choose a ningen instead of a uma then?
>>533730070Probably funded and recommended by her fans
>muh chud daughterinoBut in-universe and unironic
How does she even have fans?
WHERE IS HER MOM EVEN??
>>533729180impressive shoop
Will Teio grow out of her ugly phase?
>>533731195https://x.com/longballtonoone/status/1951832757275181467?s=46
Ever have one of those days where everything you do just works? Then the next day it's as if God himself is pissing on you while laughing? That's how all my career runs have felt today and I'm not liking it.
>owner of win variation
some of these guys are fun
>>533730941Oh, I guess you must be new here
>>533731391happens when the game is in development hell for years and the better part of a decade passes before they run through the anime cast.
>>533731487pretty based ojiisan
>started late
>now shamed forever since every club suddenly decided to go full tryhard
owari
do you do the kukua sho, elizabeth cup and japan cup grinder or are you a fucking pussy
>got s rank front runner aptitude on Rice Shower
>already bought pace chaser skills
>>533731487I assume uma's had enough of a net positive on the sport that some of these guys can be in great sport about it.
Just got my first A+ after making the stars allign with Acupuncturist + Director BoFA, make your bets
>>533731365This is the legends race Victories, with overlayed rewards results on top of the respective victory so the viewer knows that I didn't just use the same victory screen twice to be deceptive.
I won all 3 races and I'm really happy because the King Halo and Taiki races were so tough that Bakushin worried me until Taiki proved her power. I am a fan of hers now.
>>533731716A great sport, A.
>>533731749Betting a teio
>>533729841"consequences"
>>533730386its very ticklish (tail)
>>533731713This is why I never buy skills that need a certain position or range until 2nd inspiration
>>533731749Its going to be an okay SSR like Agnes.
>>533731713S rank aptitude affect like a minuscule amount of wit
>>533731395Thanks dunno whats wrong with my Cap
>>533731515>The fucking G+ tier stam and guts with C tier speed
>training options restricted
GLUESHIP
>>533731749i bless you with a biko
>Uma having fun testing their teams
>I'm still in Ace training hell
>>533732037I'm still in training parent hell
Anyone got a Grass Wonder debuff build they can share?
>>533731412umas are high maintenance retards that would end up killing themselves on accident without someone knowledgeable to take care of them.
>>533730724Considering everyone builds max speed, they don't even need that much stamina if they can just make you cum in 15 seconds.
>>533730941I had the same realization the other day and it triggered my bomer 'tism
>>533731395This was quite the nailbiter till the end.
>CM results from most recent room. Pace Chasers dominated the first 80% then got nuked by three total debuffers.
>>533732179Would wit translate to technique then? If so then witmaxxing bakushin is a sexual menace.
>>533732235happy birthday anon
So this is the power of eugenics...
>>533730952the lack of parents def hurts but you should go 3xspeed 3xstam at most
>>533732235Happy birthday to (You)
>>533730386Since uma musume have the proportionate strength and stamina to a horse, we need to first look at the horse stats. Horses can trot around 40-50 miles before being gassed and needing a rest in ideal conditions, and their muscle density is such that if one falls atop of you youโre getting a leg broken from the sheer weight. Converting to Uma Musume, they will not be satisfied by one to three rounds, especially when theyโre in heat (which can last around a week). This means that you will be having a several hours to potentially an entire day long affair with an uma musume. Thereโs even reports of stallions mounting mares and having sex while theyโre asleep or even exhausted, making your fate even more perilous. Using that information, if you pass out your Uma wife, if sheโs in heat, will still fuck your body and the muscles in her vaginal walls will forcibly keep you erect and unable to escape. Sure youโll be feeling pleasure until youโre feeling the physical recoil of ejaculation after the fifth or sixth round.
Tldr: sex with an Uma musume is a hellish experience that wonโt stop even when youโre unconscious
>>533732147Ah so ningen women are for men who lack gumption and drive.
>>533732296What does she say when she wins that?
When or what triggers your ultimate to level up anyway? Fan counter in the last year, I take it?
>>533720105You are a gay homosexual. Also reported so kill yourself
i love Rudolf but man i couldn't care less about the student council and their problems
>>533732235Happy birthday bwo
>>533732446most umas have a 60k 70k and 100k fans check
>>533732235Happy birthday retard
what is this expression meant to convey
>uma with best design
>will never be playable because le "real horses only" policy
it hurts
I shall sleep now, good night
>>533731391amusingly it seems like a lot of the starter umas remain the most popular too (kinda rare) - Might change but I'm guessing Teio, Mcqueen, suzu will continue their popularity
>>533732432I'm still going to make her run longs
>>533732517I wanna say that ain't much at all, but I currently running Rudolf, getting lvl4 with her seems to just happen by default.
>>533732606>best design>looks like a bootleg version of Cheval GRAND
>>533732235Happy birthday bro
>>533732582drug use gangbang ahegao mind break snuff
>>533731515Th-thats not how this game was made to be played bwo..
let me roll for fujimasa march you cowards
>>533731749that useless friend lady
>>533731515You will be a god during MANT.
I dunno why, but the japs say it will filter all of global.
>>533732606Anon, I'm sorry, but that design is ass.
>>533731515isn't this torture...?
>>533732235happy birthday dum dum
>>533731185The genki Texan got another one
I'm farming sparks right now to get a powerful Taiki, hope you come to appreciate her even more, anon
>>533732421Worth it for
>>533732582>>533732582Presumably she's giving you a head start before hunting you down and sucking you drier than the Sahara in solstice
>>533732828based... maybe
>>533731515nothing a riding crop can't fix
>>533732773Lol. Lmao. Absolute shitters who can't top regionals have no place in Tracen.
But let Haru Urara stay, she's cute
>>533732828it filtered japs because they're all ultra casual salarymen who play for like 20 minutes a day on their ride to work
westerners actually enjoy games and will like the level of freedom and optimization MANT provides
>>533732606>gaijin horsesYou now remember when Cygames finally managed to get license for Montjeu only to put her as NPC for main story in the game and nothing else.
>>533732235happy bday
>tfw realized i set my birth month incorrectly and missed the unique messages (june instead of july)
>>533732235happy birthday anon
why does cherval grand hate kita black?
Bros...I want her...do you think I'll be able to save for Eishin if I do?
Before the third race goal with maruzensky
she got 2 night owls (one right before debut bad mood and got 2nd place), a migrane, four mood downs, failed 7% training, what the fuck
>>533732265I just started training end with my Urara, its hard to apply it on Goldship like whats should be the card distribution
>>533733104Her age is catching up to her...
>>533732997her og anime version was also pretty sex and they didnt keep it..
>>533732662yeah the classic year races are pretty much done to break that easily
in fact the triple crown horses have the easiest time, check out how much more fans they give compared to others is insane unbalanced, that's why I think the triple crown/tiara should be done by every horse in every career
>>533732948Actually, come to think of it, I suppose riding crops don't exist in the umaverse.
I guess the dominatrixes there just have to beat you up with their bare hands or something.
>>533732235Happy Birthday anon
I'm gonna go and set my birthday real quick
Should I wait on building a Late Surger for CM until that new Winning Ticket event drops. The card seems pretty good
>>533732235Do CyJews not give you a gift for your birthday?
If you dont have 1200 spd 800+ stam 800+ pwr 400+ guts 600+ wit, redshift, shooting for victory, triumphant pulse, pump iron, groundwork, haste, straight away, curvature, swinging, lone wolf
Dont bother with CM
>>533730708she clearly has slacker
>>533733093eishin is before brian, so only if you have great luck. I'm all in for brian, 18k atm (cuz my luck is ass)
>>533733330>he thinks he deserves a gift for just existingNo.
>>533731912Absolutely stunning
>want to save for Dober
>but really want Akebono
Iโm cooked
>>533733093sorry bwo but it's over
>started rerolling today
>best I can do is 1(one) Kitasan Black or Super Creek
It's over...
>>533733489agnes
mejiro
symboli
>>533724772Well...Air Groove just seems to attract this woman for some reason.
>>533733489Gold Ship
Golshi
Golsilius
Thereโs something off about my uma
i don't even know what i'll do once i get seiun sky
>>533731850>>533731867It worked out, also for s rank turf next inspiration
1* guts like usual though
Ha ha! It's CONNECTING time!
>>533733669breed her nonstop for your nigers?
>Many of the design choices for the Umas come from the insane marketing material glazing for the IRL horses
Horse racing in Japan is on another level, damn.
https://x.com/shibainoe/status/1947635770212446491
This is Seiun Sky's owner
>>533733171>getting lvl4 with her seems to just happen by default.I say this, then end up with lvl3 when I reached URA this run, somehow. Weird part is that I even did some optional runs, something I usually barely (if at all) do, yet those runs all got lvl4. Unlucky, I guess.
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We're all gonna make it.
Dude literally fucking WHO can get this
Every Long career I've tried still gives me the Medium final, except Grass Wonder's which I think gave Mile
>>533732317I really like long twin tails, is there any new horse that competes with Daiwa in this regard or are they all twintailess mules?
>>533733489Deep Impact
King Kamehameha
Soccer Boy
>>533733834Do a long career and take some optional G2 longs instead of optional G1 mediums.
>>533733825>426kSTOP THE COUNT
how much longer until team trials resets? I'm just barely in promotion range for class 6
I don't care about seiun being meta/meta adjacent I just think she's funny and cute (fute) especially in her ssr card events
>>533733834anon you have to just manually open the career menu to literally count the longs youve done. Do more longs than other tracks. It requires optionals.
>>533733834Bro, read the fucking intro
URA gets decided by the racers
If you run mostly mediums, you're gonna get a medium URA
>>533733834Mayano and Goldship can get it easily enough as long as you run a few extra G2 long races. Stayers Stakes is one I know of right before Arima Kinen Jr and Sr years.
>>533733906It went over 500k for the promotion last week and retention is even higher. It's gonna be a bloodbath up there again next week too.
Why is Dober a must roll?
>>533732997Folkqueen in the game NEVER
Obey Your Master in the game NEVER
Belno Light in the game NEVER
Dicta Striker in the game NEVER
Super Creek's trainer in the game NEVER
I should have rolled for T.M. Opera O, I have fallen in love too late and now regret it
>>533733903>>533733939>>533733940i
i thought it was based on the career
and the point was that you get whatever distance your uma is default suited for
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>>533733489>imageEL CONDOR PASA?!
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>finally get a King that didn't get turbo cucked by RNG on trainings and mood
>didn't get any usable hints
>didn't finish any support card event chains
Why does the universe hate my King Halos specifically
>>533733985the best pussy in all of tracen. so good it even tamed special chud.
>>533734068bwo, green woman says it (in the loading screen tips)
>>533733834>every thread>every single fucking threadYou run in the URA race you did the most of during career. Do 2 optional longs on goldship and no other optionals except longs and youโll get your shot at it. Now you have to explain it to the next anon that asks next thread
Should I roll for the SC banner?
>>533733825I can taste those carots already
I just got a 5x victory streak at the highest level opponent in trials and didn't beat my high score of 445K. It's over.
>>533734149Is her being really hot the only reason sheโs meta?
From Ramp-Up, Tail Held High, Slipstream and Playtime's Over, which ones should I prioritize getting on Gold Ship?
KING HALO LOVE
She won the Classic Triple Crown and her mother is still a turbo cunt.
>>533734237>480kbro, you might not survive the last day surge...
>>533726901Depends on the timeline
https://youtu.be/3X25llpr3-w
>tfw friend I haven't talked to in months suddenly PMs me talking about how they got into Uma now and sends me a pic of their Curren
Does feel like this game is just reaching everywhere...
>Aug 3rd
>club still unranked
>pretty sure I joined that club for at least 14 days
Am I fucked? Can I leave that club now?
>train front runner
>19/20 or 20/20 comfy URAs
>train late surger or end
>15/20
it's a good thing they actually perform in pvp because they're meme positions in scenario.
>>533734504reminder that in timelines where you lose to happy meek you're forced to marry kiryuin.
>>533734327Ramp up and tail held high. Slipstream is a tossup since if there's no other end closer Gold Ship might be running with no one around, same goes for Playtime's Over.
>>533734346You have to win the final arima kinen (optional race in her career)
>>533734545I wish I had friends in real life
>>533734540For CM but i'm assuming I need more power.
>>533732926Goldship doesn't come of as an uma interested in sex, unless we're talking about her real life counterpart
>>533733825>>533734237I am ready to tear up class 6
>>533734545Soon it will take over the world.
>>533734669more foreign horses soon
>>533734545another satisfied paypiggy for curren chan!
>>533734634We can just do a casual test. Bring 3 uma
CM Room open: 86529418
>>533734608This horse strips her trainer
>>533734669It's still a bit nuts that this is just on mobile revenue alone and it doesn't count Steam.
is there a way to get more tp without burning through my carrots
Everyone is sweating this girl right now
>>533734585You joke but this is actually a win for me
Cleanest run I've ever had.
>only mood down was the scripted one in the first arima
>percents were in the sub 5% and no fails
>rests/regen aligned so well, I could even pick the skill point option on a bunch of events
>won every race without needing skills or clocks
Spark was just a 2 star though. And I've realized I've played Oguri too much. I don't even have to use gametora anymore. Literally just mindlessly clicked though the run.
I have 2 3* stamina and 2 3* power, are there any umas im particular who would be good to train as my 9*? I sadly cant do Maruzensky for power as shes one of the parents with the power spark.
>>533734819>It's nuts that this is only talking about the vastly bigger mobile market's revenueYeah, no shit.
>>533734664Oops forgot image
>>533734818This is already halfway through a rape
wtf
>>533734818Uhhhhh my human dignity and rights?
>>533734745>More trainers watch IRL horse racing like what happened in Indonesia>This makes more horse owners give Cygames more rights.>Cygames makes these new horses Global exclusive, making the schedules between global and JP divergent.Imagine the nip meltdowns.
>>533734913thats not family guy...
I would massacre these people for my King.
>>533734613Don't usually have issues with that one so I look forward to it, thanks.
>>533734818As is her right.
>>533731515MANT will be your type of style then
https://owadablog.com/make-a-new-track/
>>533734913>also playing and watching evoHello brother
>win 15 G1 races
>not one single white spark for any of them
>>533734909You say that but Uma was #1 top seller on Steam, during the Summer sale of all times, so the revenue is probably still just as big. And that's not counting the amount of dumb whales from this place that spent thousands on the KB banner.
>>533734304>good stam with 2 good gold recovery>running pace but no red shift/shooting for victory>no S in turf or medium>880 speed is passable, but a bit troublesome as pace>firm conditions, but no spring runner, standard distance, or tokyo racecourse7/10, will still beat most players in the first round.
You need 1 retard witmaxxer and you're good
>>533734901Oguri, Matikane or 3* Ryan for power.
Tachyon, Matikane, Creek and 3* Ryan for stamina.
I kid you not, you will want a parent with 9 strength and 777 for the Christmas Oguri.
>>533735037I'd pull for skibiddi rizz
>>533734304How do you get that much Stam and Speed? What cards and sparks did you run?
How important is double circle affinity?
I could run McQueen with Spe and Teio for double circle, but if she happens to get a 3* at the end, she'll be stam/power/whatever she gets
But if I run Bakushin and Teio, she'll have circle affinity but power/power/whatever she gets
>>533735121can't wait for finals day
>>533735069it's better
>>533735172>finally start hitting good hints>no good skills turn to sparks
>>533734909Yeah in Japan, Korea and China. So not global.
>>533735347>RyanSay no more, thank you anon
CURREN SUCKS RELEASE THE NEXT HORSE
can I still get a skill hint for that skill if I already learnt it? In other words can I reduce the pool of hints available by learning the ones given to me already
>>533735475Just to make your life easier when training it for cups, meta changes a bit between this cup and when she is available.
It gives you a lot more flexibility than stamina Oguri.
>>533735491it's not a simple 3 tier system, it's granular so 2 circles could be pretty far apart in value. compare how high they are when you sort the 2nd one by affinity to get an idea of just how far apart they are, if it's a high double circle vs a low circle then yes take the double circle.
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>>533722120Keep in mind at least 25-30 of these hours are me leaving it idle because I was looking up videos about optimizing support card builds and seeing "free" carat missions I was missing out on, because I learned after doing 150 rolls on a banner that you get a hard pity if you do 200, and I wanted to guarantee one Kitasan Black to maybe prep for the rerun banner.
I jumped in mid-July when Celebration Logins Part 2 was still going on, so it's still a lot of time, sucks I had to pity for her and I missed out on Speed SSR Special Week, oh well. But I got a Teio I limited breaked once, so it's not the worst.
>>533735553torteno-san...
>>533731515I kinda want to try this on a bakushin run
>random R card event
>Matikanefukukitaru
>gifts me 20 energy
>leaves
Bless this girl
>>533735491parents with better sparks is better than worse sparks with higher affinity. it's still rng whether the sparks will activate anyway.
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>>533722120I could've done more but I've been watching a lot of movies recently since I've felt like it, still have like over 20m fans so it's comfy.
>>533734094it goes 1k per hour, you might be safe
I should really find a new mom for urara since her mother is nowhere to be found
>3 +30 energy events before Hopeful Stakes on Matikanefukukitaru run
Something very bad is going to happen, isn't it
>>533734772How the fuck did that Tachyon win?
>>533735985SNOW
LATE START
FUCK YOU
how big is the statboost from hopeful stakes anyways?
>>533735938Debuffs skills hit everyone but Late lmaooo
>>533735985Why is this a meme?
>>533735651Wasn't aware you could sort affinity
Teio's the fourth highest with the best sparks, then Spe in 12th, then Bakushin in 25th... Really wanted to go for a single spark line, but now that I'm aware, it's no so simple.
>>533735807The parents are kinda all bad with sparks, outside their 3* blues. Bakushin and Spe have slightly better sparks that Teio, but very slightly. And by slightly, I mean they both have 1* ura sparks while Teio has none.
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>>533735910Killing myself soon
>>533735985I'm thinking 14th
Vodka is fucking terrible holy shit, Daiwa has never let me down as much as this cunt
>>533736103im married to her mom
>no. 1 favorite
>18th place
truly a special fraud
>>533736130YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH
>>533736130>he skippedYou were asking for it
MARUZENSKY HATE!
DUMB UMA!
DUMB!
>>533736103I'm gay so I'll marry Vodka instead.
the stakes....are hopeless...
How many carrats are we gonna get roughly till the Seiun Sky banner? I blew all my funds on kitasan and now I'm at ~500, how grim is it..?
god it's so good to be in an active club where people requests shoes all the time
I'm out of donations already, 10 is too little
>>533736351Two more and you can get her Epithet
>>533735593Yes. If it happen during inspiration event, you will get measly amount of stats in exchange, if it happen during random event or ! event you're fucked.
>>533736521what you mean you got 500, were you pulling up until a couple hours ago?
I have 20k saved
If you want more follow but don't have a sought after MLB or great parent, just join room matches and crush people. You'll get lots of friend requests after the matches this way.
>>533734818>Not just raping her trainer>Raping her trainer in front of other umamusumeKingu...
THE KING CANNOT BE STOPPED
What's the retention range for Class 6?
>>533735495I was hoping punk in finals for sf6, but hes fighting Leshar in losers rn and I thought Leshar would be in winners hes really strong.
>>533736406my bad I forgor, I'll do it for this room
CM, bring 3 of your best: 35797195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8bWggyPZA
holy kino
>>533736639I was farming all the cheevos and trophies I could to finish a second kitasan spark up untill the last hour, not sure if it was really worth it since I only got 3/4.
>>533736246Are you too good to marry your daughter anon
>>533726496>>533726662>>533727050Idk why but she remind me of minnie mouse a shit ton. Might be the color scheme.
>>533737080I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that
I just pulled my Curren Chan but now I have another 1500 carats. Someone tell me why I shouldn't roll on the Curren Chan gacha again
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>>533736883ah that occured to me but I knew I would never get MLB with these rates, in fact I just burned the 33k I had saved for her in order to get more cards because my starting deck was mediocre, still got lb1
She did it! #1 in all races, no alarm clocks. My King!
>>533736639NTA but my carots are going for the SC banner next week and then I'm saving until the anni uma banner and I'll just spark whatever Umas I don't end up getting that I really wanted.
>>533736246Is your daughter not good enough to marry you anon
>>533736740Thanks, I am stealing your Nice Nature build.
>>533737078>>533737410more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>533737298Yea, Leshar has been on a tear, but crazy punk didnt make top 8 this year.
>>533737342Good job anon!
You have saved that timeline.
>bring goldship and air groove to increase chances for groundwork
>air groove gives it to me first try
well
>urara's gift was winning arima kinen
GIRL, NO
>>533737431Bros I thought you needed 1200 stamina and 2 gold recovery skills
>>533736740Results of this room:
1 > 2 > 3
>>533737415Mine wasn't even very good xd
>>533737480can't believe leshar is in losers...
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE MARUZENSKY'S COMPATIBILITY/AFFINITY WHATEVER YOU CALL IT SO UTTER SHIT WITH OTHER UMAS?
>>533737619My Gold Ship had 1000+ stamina and Maestro but ended up 6th while my Maru and Oguri ended in 2nd and 3rd.
>>533737467Doesnt count if its family fun
>>533737663Tokido also out at 193rd, crazy EVO. I think SF6 is just really hard to be consistent at
>>533737703nigger she's one of the best parents in the game what are you smoking
>everyone is already able to 3 star unlock their 1 and 2 stars since they pulled for biwa/bourbon/curren
>i still havent been able to upgrade any except king because of legend races
MY TIME IS TAISHIN BANNER I GUESS
I want to cheat on King Halo
>>533737607So like... what happens if she wins it?
>>533737653Those two are my babies. At least they managed to do well despite all the debuffs going on. Gold ship must had gotten boxed and Oguri had a late start so she did amazing.
>>533737892I wand to fuck King's mom and be her new dad
Is Diamond really Scarlet tier fat tiddies?
>>533737765But how come I can't get a double circle with her as a parent despite having a buttload of white sparks?
And there we go: My beautiful horse won it all with no retries.
King King King!
>>533737801I've been saving up for Taishin. She's super cute!
I'm going to get a 3* spark. Just watch me
>>533737931Wait, that Oguri isn't mind so I guess mine got forth. Still, not bad for a late start fuck up I guess.
Did the Staminakeks gaslight me? All these lobby screen shots are 750-800
>Do a taiki run, haven't done one since getting her
>Gets 2nd in the final with a 1l difference
>Clock it
>GETS 13TH
>Panic clock again
>Wins
>Gets me a new career record, and nearly my first ever A
I... okay then. Expected this to be another B tier shit run, guess not.
You should marry King Halo if you like Urara that much.
what affects how much energy a training takes? im not using any pal cards, but it can still vary from 29 to 19. i dont think any regular cards have energy reduction skills?
>>533738101800 with 2 gold recoveries, anon
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is this enough for her to not die in long races? unfortunately didnt get S inspiration on any of her attributes, would have been super nice...
also this run was kind of blessed, I probably could have taken the classic triple crown if I didnt miss the date by one turn...
if it helps, she's not meant to be a super competitive creek or anything. I just want to know if she won't die in the middle of races and works well enough as a support for my rudolf and golshi (they all have stamina eater iirc) + get one more girl in my team and extra points since ive been slacking there
>>533737765what does compatibility even do?
I can't decide between 3*ing Groove or Grass for CM as my third uma...
>>533738147many do... have you tried reading? also the URA characters reduce some as well iirc
>umamusume mentioned in EVO
>try to do a nice nature run to build her for debuffing
>eat shit every time at year 2 when i have to the run longs
>>533737892o want to cheat with king halo
shed probably agree to anything if i call her first rate enough
>>533738183I was told you need 1000 stamina and 2 gold skills
>>533738101800 stamina with 2 gold recoveries has always been what stamGODS recommend. witkeks and speedtards are the ones running like 600 stam with just swinging maestro.
How much gold recoveries is Tachyon's 3* ult worth on her? Less than 1? A bit more?
>>533738305the max number of enemy debuffers you can expect to face is 6, each one can drain roughly ~200 stamina. So you actually need 2000 stamina
Do i actually need to wait till next you to try and get Satono Diamond as a unit
is the main story actually good
>>533738243what do you mean none of their skills mention it at all
also my training with 3 friends +akikawa takes more energy than a training with 0 friends? they're both level 1, too? do al trainings have different base energy costs?
>>533738483i happen to be going through atm and enjoying mcqueens. Originally i skipped through for carats and card
>>533738421Won't Gold Ship dodge NN's debuffs though? Unless if they specifically have anti End Closer skills
>>533738305you need a little above 750 stam and maestro+gourmand to live as a pace chaser vs a full debuffer on jap derby. Fronts need breath of fresh air, which is a lot harder to get imo
>>533737968Dia: B87 W54 H84
Daiwa: B90 W56 H82
>>533737801Don't do it, bro. You can get all of them as spook later. And we all know rate up are actually rate down.
>>533738618Gold Ship passes NN by mid/late race so she gets hit with NN's big debuffs
>>533738483It gets much better around ch 5.
>>533738693Proportionally the same
What the fuck
>>533738483no. I mean it's not bad but even by weeb standards it's just generic and ok, but it' actually fairly well animated and has unique scenes which is nice.
>Image limit reached.
BAKERS
>>533738926damn I wish I could see this.......
opera_smug.png
*rapes you*
the summer satono crown is cute
>>533738287>witmax or do some other stupid shit>fail the stamina checkwhen will you learn
>>533737895You and her have sex
>>533736084stam sparkies have to roll a dice while powerchads take it as their first G1 every run
>>533738189Absolutely. Problem is you're not winning 1st with those running skill.
>>533730298none of those have 8 G1 wins
757 976 647 052
Someone add me to a club please.
>>533725364taiki doesn't even look that big